WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Mac And Cheese Fantasies

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second Date up Date. A listener named Rebecca

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone for a second date up date

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<v Speaker 1>today and her first date was filled with adventure. Really

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not for the faint of heart or the lactose intolerant.

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<v Speaker 1>What was Rebecca took her date on a search around

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<v Speaker 1>the city to find the perfect mac and cheese. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that is such a good date idea. Did they find it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Let's find out, Rebecca. How are you doing? Hi? Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing good? I got your email about

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<v Speaker 1>your date and it sounds like a fun time you

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<v Speaker 1>guys search for the perfect mac and cheese in the city.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we did. I mean, I'll pretend that I'm interested

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<v Speaker 1>in your date, but I just want to know where

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<v Speaker 1>the best place was that you found, wouldn't you like

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<v Speaker 1>to know? I think? So you've got in more ways

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<v Speaker 1>than you could ever imagine. Okay, so first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get into your actual what's the guy's name

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<v Speaker 1>that you went out with? Chris? Chris? And how did

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<v Speaker 1>you meet Chris? We met online like on a dating website,

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<v Speaker 1>so like a Mac and cheese blog. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>it was a normal dating website. And then we discovered

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<v Speaker 1>through chatting that we love love mac and cheese. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't. Was the date idea your idea or his idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think it's genius. I think that was actually

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<v Speaker 1>his idea. Because we were talking about it, He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we should go out and find the best mac and cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god. Yeah, talk about

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<v Speaker 1>a sweet talker. He does know a way to a

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<v Speaker 1>woman's heart, doesn't exactly. Yeah, I love my carbs and

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<v Speaker 1>I love it cheesey. All right, And so how was

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<v Speaker 1>the date? The date was really good. He showed up

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like super cute, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go to three places because we did a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>like Yelp research and like looked at reviews and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the first place we like you know, got

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<v Speaker 1>a bull and like split it and it was good. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And went to the second place and it like wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>as good as people said. We were both it was

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of like too carby and like not cheesy,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like bland tasting, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we still talking about the mac and cheese or

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<v Speaker 1>the date? Still? No? The mac and cheese, he was good.

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<v Speaker 1>The mac and cheese was bad at the second place, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you had help for the third place, you still

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go there? Yeah, of course, I don't stop

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to mac and cheese. And we were

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<v Speaker 1>sharing what wasn't like we were like gorging our you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So after like the bland place, we waited, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the third place, and like, honestly, the best part

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<v Speaker 1>about the date wasn't even the mac and cheese, because

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<v Speaker 1>like on the way to each place, we would like

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<v Speaker 1>walk together and just like just talk. You know. That

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<v Speaker 1>conversation was like super easy and fun. And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>sharing food with somebody, there's like a level of intimacy

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<v Speaker 1>there there just is. Well, yeah, but I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>more than that. It's mac and cheese, that's true. You

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<v Speaker 1>know if my mom dipped into my mac and cheese

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<v Speaker 1>when I didn't want her to, we'd have a big problem. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very personal. Was there any awkward moments on the date? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>at the third place we went to, we got some

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<v Speaker 1>mac and cheese and he was like, I'm not feeling good,

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<v Speaker 1>like or are you lactose intolerant? Oh? You're making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of him? Yeah, And he didn't really fun to that,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe he was. No, he's the one that set

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<v Speaker 1>up the date idea. He wouldn't be lactose intolerant person.

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<v Speaker 1>He go, do you do a lot to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with a lady. I will risk some irritable bow syndrome

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with a girl that I really like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pretend like I like cheese. Still at the point

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<v Speaker 1>where I've had nothing, I'm like, dude, I can't anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the weird thing. He was like, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he had too much, And I was like, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so. Like we've been splitting stuff and like

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<v Speaker 1>had to go containers, so like, you know, we knew

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<v Speaker 1>we were going to have three different mac and cheeses today,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah. More importantly, why would you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call a guy back that can't handle his cheese to

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<v Speaker 1>begin with? No, Like, he was super sweet, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was concerned for him, you know, because so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I take you home? Can I like get you

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<v Speaker 1>an uber or something? He's like, no, no, that's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he like gives me on the cheek and

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<v Speaker 1>then like bolted away. Oh so you guys didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get to the third restaurant. Did you eat? We were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna order and he's like, no, I'm not feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh be sick. Yeah, I mean the way you describe it,

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<v Speaker 1>he bolted. He literally just leave that quickly. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh, maybe he's like having a

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom emergency. Yeah. But it's been over a week and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been texting him and he still says that he's

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<v Speaker 1>not feeling well, and I don't believe him, Like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's his response to you, is that his tummy still hurts? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I'm still not feeling well. Sorry, all right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds a little strange to be that sick after

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<v Speaker 1>eight days. Yeah, And I'm just I'm so confused. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I emailed you, guys, because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>there's like some stupid secret reason and they're not telling me.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's super cute and super nice and funny, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted out with him the game. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's play a song, come back, call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, Okay, thanks guys, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on frooking jubil in the morning. Rebecca and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy she went out with had a really interesting concept

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<v Speaker 1>for their first date, they were going to search the

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<v Speaker 1>whole city for the best mac and cheese. They went

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<v Speaker 1>to two restaurants had mac and cheese there, didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>it to the third one because he left with a

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<v Speaker 1>tummy ach. Sissy, but he's at the tummy ache for

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<v Speaker 1>eight days now because every time she's texted him, he's

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<v Speaker 1>texted back saying sorry, I still can't go out feel sick.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna get him on the phone right now

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<v Speaker 1>and find out. Why are you ready, Rebecca? I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nervous for you because this is like an online

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<v Speaker 1>dream date, you know, like, he's cute, it's funny, he

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<v Speaker 1>eats mac and cheese, he was into you. Uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>listen even more now. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Chris please? Yeah? You got me? What's up? Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Who are you? Jewbil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hi, Hi, Hi. You can go back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>like this all day many Chris, what's going on? Not much, man,

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<v Speaker 1>just hanging out. You know that would give you a call. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we should go back to Hi. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a reason you're calling me? Yeah? There is actually

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to hear what it is? Or we

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<v Speaker 1>could just continue to get to know each other. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually got an email about you from one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners about me. Yeah, well what did it say? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Rebecca, and she said that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date and she really liked you,

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<v Speaker 1>but now you're kind of blowing her off. So she

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us to see if we could get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why. Are you serious? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would she email you guys about this? Because we're

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<v Speaker 1>close personal friends of hers. I mean, you're choking right

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<v Speaker 1>about us being close personal friends. Yeah, we don't know

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<v Speaker 1>her that well, but she does listen to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a segment that we do on our show

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. It's called the second Date Update. It's

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<v Speaker 1>where if you go out with somebody and then they

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<v Speaker 1>end up blowing you off after your date, you email

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<v Speaker 1>us to see if we can get them on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and figure out why. So she wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>try to find out what went wrong. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 1>is I mean, obviously, nothing like this has happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me before, like this right now, or the mac and

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<v Speaker 1>cheese date that you guys went on. You know about

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<v Speaker 1>the mac and cheese date. Yeah, we do. We also

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<v Speaker 1>know that you're allegedly sick right now. Look, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to talk about this. Can you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us anything? She's really cure. She liked you a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>She told us how you guys went out went to

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of places to try mac and cheese because

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<v Speaker 1>you both are mac and cheese aficionados, and before the

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<v Speaker 1>last place you left with the stomach ache. And now

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<v Speaker 1>she says that you've been sick for like eight days. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I look, it was the weird night. Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't felt great. So what you're sticking with the

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<v Speaker 1>sick thing right now, because it sounds like you're totally fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, it was a weird night. Okay, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say. It was a weird night, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>that what was so weird about it? Mac and cheese

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound that strange to me. Well, it was fun

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<v Speaker 1>in the beginning. I don't know if she told you

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<v Speaker 1>you want to like a couple we were like looking

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<v Speaker 1>for the best mac and cheese. Did it get weird

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<v Speaker 1>when you had that mediocre mac and cheese at the

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<v Speaker 1>second place and you just couldn't handle that anymore? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I handled it fine. I can take a bad mac

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<v Speaker 1>and cheese and make it work. Okay, that's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin my night. But it seemed to really set

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<v Speaker 1>her off a little bit. What what what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean set her off? I mean the second restaurant. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't great macaroni and cheese. If I'm being honest,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't great. But she like, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>like you gotten a really like weird dark mood. What

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<v Speaker 1>that means? I've never had mac and cheese send me

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<v Speaker 1>to a deep dark hole in my mind, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really interested to find out how that happened for her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously mac and cheese has never put me in

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<v Speaker 1>a dark place either. But she starts going off about

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<v Speaker 1>her roommate, like in a real like dark way. Sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>So she had bad food and then she started confessing

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<v Speaker 1>to you how much she doesn't like her roommate. The

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<v Speaker 1>moment she had the bad mac and cheese, It's like

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<v Speaker 1>she just starts joking about how she wants to kill

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<v Speaker 1>her roommate whoa dark thing. Look, I don't know was

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<v Speaker 1>the mac and cheese specifically that set her off, But

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<v Speaker 1>it was at that moment that she starts to going

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<v Speaker 1>off without her roommate, Like what was she saying? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she was joking, but she said this thing

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<v Speaker 1>about like how she watches like CSI and like thinks

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<v Speaker 1>about how she could get away with it. So she

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately not just like somebody who's like, I hate my roommate,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could kill them. Sometimes she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate my roommate. I've planned out how I could

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<v Speaker 1>kill them. Sometimes, even if it was a joke, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a level of commitment that terrified me. And did

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<v Speaker 1>she I mean, did she go into detail her murder

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<v Speaker 1>plot or was that kind of vague the whole time?

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<v Speaker 1>CFI was enough detail for me? Okay, Um, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to interject. I had something to say, Chris, that's Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 1>She has been listening on the other line and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>wants to interject. And I'm not going to stand in

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<v Speaker 1>her way. Me neither go for it, you psychos put

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone. Yes, she's been here the whole time. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you do not need to be scared of me. There

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<v Speaker 1>is nothing to be scared of. Hello, Chris, Well you

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<v Speaker 1>said it was crazy. It was crazy. Okay, Chris, let

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<v Speaker 1>me be real right now. I do not like my roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>She's messy and crazy, and yeah, I've thought about how

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<v Speaker 1>I would kill her, but I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a funny person. Okay, stop goes into details

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<v Speaker 1>on how they would kill their roommate. Well, just like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people watch c SI and shows like that,

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<v Speaker 1>so like, I am not alone in this. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like sometimes I'll be watching the show and like she'll

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<v Speaker 1>do something annoying again, and I'll just go in my

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<v Speaker 1>mind and like think about what I would do, how

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<v Speaker 1>I would do it, and it makes me feel better,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would never actually do it. Come on, I

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<v Speaker 1>love mac and cheese. I'm not a serial killer that

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<v Speaker 1>has I mean anything. I mean I think everybody here,

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<v Speaker 1>including Chris, has had a lot of bad roommates and

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<v Speaker 1>nobody has ever fantasized about chopping them into little pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terrified right now. If anybody wants to know, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for piping up Chris, I was actually wondering about that. Okay, So, Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really want to kill your roommate? No, of

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<v Speaker 1>course not. What do you think you can understand? Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you were on a date with a guy and

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking about how he was gonna off his buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be kind of a red flag. If he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about murdering like his friend in like a

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<v Speaker 1>funny way. I'm lay, are you guys? Are you guys

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<v Speaker 1>listening today? She's still talking about it. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>the date to be about mac and cheese, not murder.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you just don't get it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just joking, like blowing out Steve, like being a fun

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<v Speaker 1>human being. What's wrong with you? People? Steed By fantasizing

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<v Speaker 1>about murder her? Other people do year in jail. How

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<v Speaker 1>about this, Chris, would you like to go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with Rebecca? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You could not pay me enough. I mean, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think of it this way, there's no way she has

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<v Speaker 1>any outstanding warrants or anything. She wouldn't do a radio

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<v Speaker 1>thing that was a case. I don't want to know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about her background. I don't I'm terrified I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be tied to a future crime she commits you actually, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>add believe that I am capable of murdering someone. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? Are you serious? Come on? Just be normal?

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<v Speaker 1>You're so cute, so cute. Oh my god, that isn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that. So many women have said before, Chris. Will

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<v Speaker 1>you be normal? You're so cute? Will you go out

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<v Speaker 1>with her again? One more time? I'm normal and she's not,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not going out again? All right? Well, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for telling us about your day. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>safe now, oh he is not safe. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>keep messaging you because you're cute, and if you think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm crazy, I'll be crazy. Whoa you say anything yet?

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<v Speaker 1>That was just joking, Rebecca. He doesn't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you though. Just like cut your losses, you

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<v Speaker 1>can find somebody else who's cute and normal on your

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<v Speaker 1>level and like mac and cheese. I doubt it. Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going out next Friday to the third restaurant. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are yours here? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you have a date. I'm sorry. I think you should

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<v Speaker 1>show up. We'll still pay for it. We're gonna pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. You go there on Friday, okay, and if

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<v Speaker 1>I don't show up in like an hour, just keep

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<v Speaker 1>waiting because I'll be there in the morning. Look the

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<v Speaker 1>girl from today's second date update obviously a little crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>a little That's not who I'm really worried about. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>worried about all of our listeners texting in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine to saying that they want to be

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<v Speaker 1>her best friend. Somebody just texted in at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five minute two. I'll says, I like murder. If you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Rebecca wanted to call this dude named Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't calling back after they had a fun field

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<v Speaker 1>night with Mac and Cheese. Sounds kind of dirtier than

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<v Speaker 1>it was actually ate Cheese, But the reason he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling back was because while they were hanging out, she

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<v Speaker 1>made a comment about how she wants to kill her

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<v Speaker 1>roommate and it seemed like more than a joke, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she went on to explain like, oh, I watched

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<v Speaker 1>CSI and all those shows, and I know exactly how

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<v Speaker 1>it would kill my roommate. And he got the feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that she wasn't joking and she actually did want to

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<v Speaker 1>kill her roommates, so he wasn't calling her back and

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<v Speaker 1>decided not to go out on another date with her.

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<v Speaker 1>But she says she doesn't care. She's going to date

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<v Speaker 1>him anyway. Somebody texted in at seven eight, five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two and said, get a restraining order fast. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. She knows what she wants and she's

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<v Speaker 1>going for it. Okay, that's true. I would have snapped

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<v Speaker 1>as her favorite show. He should have said yes, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because now he's in trouble. She's probably plotting murder now.

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<v Speaker 1>She was already doing it as soon as they hung out.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like she plots everybody's murder. Remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second day update, all have to

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<v Speaker 1>do is email the show and we will call the

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<v Speaker 1>person who didn't call you back, hopefully