Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second Date up Date. A listener named Rebecca
Speaker 1: is on the phone for a second date up date
Speaker 1: today and her first date was filled with adventure. Really
Speaker 1: definitely not for the faint of heart or the lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1: What was Rebecca took her date on a search around
Speaker 1: the city to find the perfect mac and cheese. Oh
Speaker 1: that is such a good date idea. Did they find it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's find out, Rebecca. How are you doing? Hi? Guys,
Speaker 1: how are you doing good? I got your email about
Speaker 1: your date and it sounds like a fun time you
Speaker 1: guys search for the perfect mac and cheese in the city.
Speaker 1: Yes we did. I mean, I'll pretend that I'm interested
Speaker 1: in your date, but I just want to know where
Speaker 1: the best place was that you found, wouldn't you like
Speaker 1: to know? I think? So you've got in more ways
Speaker 1: than you could ever imagine. Okay, so first of all,
Speaker 1: before we get into your actual what's the guy's name
Speaker 1: that you went out with? Chris? Chris? And how did
Speaker 1: you meet Chris? We met online like on a dating website,
Speaker 1: so like a Mac and cheese blog. It was a
Speaker 1: it was a normal dating website. And then we discovered
Speaker 1: through chatting that we love love mac and cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who doesn't. Was the date idea your idea or his idea?
Speaker 1: Because I think it's genius. I think that was actually
Speaker 1: his idea. Because we were talking about it, He's like,
Speaker 1: we should go out and find the best mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god. Yeah, talk about
Speaker 1: a sweet talker. He does know a way to a
Speaker 1: woman's heart, doesn't exactly. Yeah, I love my carbs and
Speaker 1: I love it cheesey. All right, And so how was
Speaker 1: the date? The date was really good. He showed up
Speaker 1: and he was like super cute, and we're going to
Speaker 1: go to three places because we did a bunch of
Speaker 1: like Yelp research and like looked at reviews and stuff.
Speaker 1: And so the first place we like you know, got
Speaker 1: a bull and like split it and it was good. Um.
Speaker 1: And went to the second place and it like wasn't
Speaker 1: as good as people said. We were both it was
Speaker 1: like kind of like too carby and like not cheesy,
Speaker 1: kind of like bland tasting, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about the mac and cheese or
Speaker 1: the date? Still? No? The mac and cheese, he was good.
Speaker 1: The mac and cheese was bad at the second place, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but you had help for the third place, you still
Speaker 1: wanted to go there? Yeah, of course, I don't stop
Speaker 1: when it comes to mac and cheese. And we were
Speaker 1: sharing what wasn't like we were like gorging our you know.
Speaker 1: So after like the bland place, we waited, I went
Speaker 1: to the third place, and like, honestly, the best part
Speaker 1: about the date wasn't even the mac and cheese, because
Speaker 1: like on the way to each place, we would like
Speaker 1: walk together and just like just talk. You know. That
Speaker 1: conversation was like super easy and fun. And if you're
Speaker 1: sharing food with somebody, there's like a level of intimacy
Speaker 1: there there just is. Well, yeah, but I mean it's
Speaker 1: more than that. It's mac and cheese, that's true. You
Speaker 1: know if my mom dipped into my mac and cheese
Speaker 1: when I didn't want her to, we'd have a big problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very personal. Was there any awkward moments on the date? Well,
Speaker 1: at the third place we went to, we got some
Speaker 1: mac and cheese and he was like, I'm not feeling good,
Speaker 1: like or are you lactose intolerant? Oh? You're making fun
Speaker 1: of him? Yeah, And he didn't really fun to that,
Speaker 1: so maybe he was. No, he's the one that set
Speaker 1: up the date idea. He wouldn't be lactose intolerant person.
Speaker 1: He go, do you do a lot to go out
Speaker 1: with a lady. I will risk some irritable bow syndrome
Speaker 1: to go out with a girl that I really like.
Speaker 1: I'll pretend like I like cheese. Still at the point
Speaker 1: where I've had nothing, I'm like, dude, I can't anymore.
Speaker 1: But that's the weird thing. He was like, well, maybe
Speaker 1: he had too much, And I was like, okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Like we've been splitting stuff and like
Speaker 1: had to go containers, so like, you know, we knew
Speaker 1: we were going to have three different mac and cheeses today,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. More importantly, why would you want to
Speaker 1: call a guy back that can't handle his cheese to
Speaker 1: begin with? No, Like, he was super sweet, and I
Speaker 1: was concerned for him, you know, because so I was like,
Speaker 1: can I take you home? Can I like get you
Speaker 1: an uber or something? He's like, no, no, that's really nice.
Speaker 1: And then he like gives me on the cheek and
Speaker 1: then like bolted away. Oh so you guys didn't even
Speaker 1: get to the third restaurant. Did you eat? We were
Speaker 1: gonna order and he's like, no, I'm not feeling good.
Speaker 1: Oh be sick. Yeah, I mean the way you describe it,
Speaker 1: he bolted. He literally just leave that quickly. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, maybe he's like having a
Speaker 1: bathroom emergency. Yeah. But it's been over a week and
Speaker 1: I've been texting him and he still says that he's
Speaker 1: not feeling well, and I don't believe him, Like, like,
Speaker 1: that's his response to you, is that his tummy still hurts? Yes,
Speaker 1: he says, I'm still not feeling well. Sorry, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds a little strange to be that sick after
Speaker 1: eight days. Yeah, And I'm just I'm so confused. And
Speaker 1: that's why I emailed you, guys, because I feel like
Speaker 1: there's like some stupid secret reason and they're not telling me.
Speaker 1: And he's super cute and super nice and funny, and
Speaker 1: I wanted out with him the game. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, Okay, thanks guys, Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on frooking jubil in the morning. Rebecca and the
Speaker 1: guy she went out with had a really interesting concept
Speaker 1: for their first date, they were going to search the
Speaker 1: whole city for the best mac and cheese. They went
Speaker 1: to two restaurants had mac and cheese there, didn't make
Speaker 1: it to the third one because he left with a
Speaker 1: tummy ach. Sissy, but he's at the tummy ache for
Speaker 1: eight days now because every time she's texted him, he's
Speaker 1: texted back saying sorry, I still can't go out feel sick.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get him on the phone right now
Speaker 1: and find out. Why are you ready, Rebecca? I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous for you because this is like an online
Speaker 1: dream date, you know, like, he's cute, it's funny, he
Speaker 1: eats mac and cheese, he was into you. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: listen even more now. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone
Speaker 1: number right now. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Chris please? Yeah? You got me? What's up? Chris?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Who are you? Jewbil from
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh hi, Hi, Hi. You can go back and forth
Speaker 1: like this all day many Chris, what's going on? Not much, man,
Speaker 1: just hanging out. You know that would give you a call. Now,
Speaker 1: I feel like we should go back to Hi. Is
Speaker 1: there a reason you're calling me? Yeah? There is actually
Speaker 1: do you want to hear what it is? Or we
Speaker 1: could just continue to get to know each other. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: We actually got an email about you from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners about me. Yeah, well what did it say? Well,
Speaker 1: her name is Rebecca, and she said that you guys
Speaker 1: went out on a date and she really liked you,
Speaker 1: but now you're kind of blowing her off. So she
Speaker 1: emailed us to see if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why. Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why would she email you guys about this? Because we're
Speaker 1: close personal friends of hers. I mean, you're choking right
Speaker 1: about us being close personal friends. Yeah, we don't know
Speaker 1: her that well, but she does listen to the show.
Speaker 1: And it's a segment that we do on our show
Speaker 1: all the time. It's called the second Date Update. It's
Speaker 1: where if you go out with somebody and then they
Speaker 1: end up blowing you off after your date, you email
Speaker 1: us to see if we can get them on the
Speaker 1: phone and figure out why. So she wants us to
Speaker 1: try to find out what went wrong. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is I mean, obviously, nothing like this has happened to
Speaker 1: me before, like this right now, or the mac and
Speaker 1: cheese date that you guys went on. You know about
Speaker 1: the mac and cheese date. Yeah, we do. We also
Speaker 1: know that you're allegedly sick right now. Look, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to talk about this. Can you just tell
Speaker 1: us anything? She's really cure. She liked you a lot.
Speaker 1: She told us how you guys went out went to
Speaker 1: a couple of places to try mac and cheese because
Speaker 1: you both are mac and cheese aficionados, and before the
Speaker 1: last place you left with the stomach ache. And now
Speaker 1: she says that you've been sick for like eight days. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I look, it was the weird night. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: I haven't felt great. So what you're sticking with the
Speaker 1: sick thing right now, because it sounds like you're totally fine.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it was a weird night. Okay, that's all
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. It was a weird night, and that's
Speaker 1: that what was so weird about it? Mac and cheese
Speaker 1: doesn't sound that strange to me. Well, it was fun
Speaker 1: in the beginning. I don't know if she told you
Speaker 1: you want to like a couple we were like looking
Speaker 1: for the best mac and cheese. Did it get weird
Speaker 1: when you had that mediocre mac and cheese at the
Speaker 1: second place and you just couldn't handle that anymore? Well?
Speaker 1: I handled it fine. I can take a bad mac
Speaker 1: and cheese and make it work. Okay, that's not going
Speaker 1: to ruin my night. But it seemed to really set
Speaker 1: her off a little bit. What what what do you
Speaker 1: mean set her off? I mean the second restaurant. Look,
Speaker 1: it wasn't great macaroni and cheese. If I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: it wasn't great. But she like, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like you gotten a really like weird dark mood. What
Speaker 1: that means? I've never had mac and cheese send me
Speaker 1: to a deep dark hole in my mind, but I'm
Speaker 1: really interested to find out how that happened for her. Well,
Speaker 1: it's obviously mac and cheese has never put me in
Speaker 1: a dark place either. But she starts going off about
Speaker 1: her roommate, like in a real like dark way. Sweet,
Speaker 1: So she had bad food and then she started confessing
Speaker 1: to you how much she doesn't like her roommate. The
Speaker 1: moment she had the bad mac and cheese, It's like
Speaker 1: she just starts joking about how she wants to kill
Speaker 1: her roommate whoa dark thing. Look, I don't know was
Speaker 1: the mac and cheese specifically that set her off, But
Speaker 1: it was at that moment that she starts to going
Speaker 1: off without her roommate, Like what was she saying? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sure she was joking, but she said this thing
Speaker 1: about like how she watches like CSI and like thinks
Speaker 1: about how she could get away with it. So she
Speaker 1: legitimately not just like somebody who's like, I hate my roommate,
Speaker 1: I wish I could kill them. Sometimes she was like,
Speaker 1: I hate my roommate. I've planned out how I could
Speaker 1: kill them. Sometimes, even if it was a joke, it
Speaker 1: was a level of commitment that terrified me. And did
Speaker 1: she I mean, did she go into detail her murder
Speaker 1: plot or was that kind of vague the whole time?
Speaker 1: CFI was enough detail for me? Okay, Um, I would
Speaker 1: like to interject. I had something to say, Chris, that's Rebecca.
Speaker 1: She has been listening on the other line and apparently
Speaker 1: wants to interject. And I'm not going to stand in
Speaker 1: her way. Me neither go for it, you psychos put
Speaker 1: her on the phone. Yes, she's been here the whole time. Chris,
Speaker 1: you do not need to be scared of me. There
Speaker 1: is nothing to be scared of. Hello, Chris, Well you
Speaker 1: said it was crazy. It was crazy. Okay, Chris, let
Speaker 1: me be real right now. I do not like my roommate.
Speaker 1: She's messy and crazy, and yeah, I've thought about how
Speaker 1: I would kill her, but I would never do that.
Speaker 1: I'm just a funny person. Okay, stop goes into details
Speaker 1: on how they would kill their roommate. Well, just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot of people watch c SI and shows like that,
Speaker 1: so like, I am not alone in this. I'm just
Speaker 1: like sometimes I'll be watching the show and like she'll
Speaker 1: do something annoying again, and I'll just go in my
Speaker 1: mind and like think about what I would do, how
Speaker 1: I would do it, and it makes me feel better,
Speaker 1: and I would never actually do it. Come on, I
Speaker 1: love mac and cheese. I'm not a serial killer that
Speaker 1: has I mean anything. I mean I think everybody here,
Speaker 1: including Chris, has had a lot of bad roommates and
Speaker 1: nobody has ever fantasized about chopping them into little pieces.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified right now. If anybody wants to know, thank
Speaker 1: you for piping up Chris, I was actually wondering about that. Okay, So, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: you don't really want to kill your roommate? No, of
Speaker 1: course not. What do you think you can understand? Like
Speaker 1: if you were on a date with a guy and
Speaker 1: he was talking about how he was gonna off his buddy,
Speaker 1: that would be kind of a red flag. If he
Speaker 1: was talking about murdering like his friend in like a
Speaker 1: funny way. I'm lay, are you guys? Are you guys
Speaker 1: listening today? She's still talking about it. I just wanted
Speaker 1: the date to be about mac and cheese, not murder.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just don't get it. I was
Speaker 1: just joking, like blowing out Steve, like being a fun
Speaker 1: human being. What's wrong with you? People? Steed By fantasizing
Speaker 1: about murder her? Other people do year in jail. How
Speaker 1: about this, Chris, would you like to go out on
Speaker 1: a second date with Rebecca? We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: You could not pay me enough. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: think of it this way, there's no way she has
Speaker 1: any outstanding warrants or anything. She wouldn't do a radio
Speaker 1: thing that was a case. I don't want to know
Speaker 1: anything about her background. I don't I'm terrified I'm going
Speaker 1: to be tied to a future crime she commits you actually, honestly,
Speaker 1: add believe that I am capable of murdering someone. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? Are you serious? Come on? Just be normal?
Speaker 1: You're so cute, so cute. Oh my god, that isn't
Speaker 1: believe that. So many women have said before, Chris. Will
Speaker 1: you be normal? You're so cute? Will you go out
Speaker 1: with her again? One more time? I'm normal and she's not,
Speaker 1: and we're not going out again? All right? Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for telling us about your day. I think you're
Speaker 1: safe now, oh he is not safe. I'm going to
Speaker 1: keep messaging you because you're cute, and if you think
Speaker 1: I'm crazy, I'll be crazy. Whoa you say anything yet?
Speaker 1: That was just joking, Rebecca. He doesn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with you though. Just like cut your losses, you
Speaker 1: can find somebody else who's cute and normal on your
Speaker 1: level and like mac and cheese. I doubt it. Chris.
Speaker 1: We're going out next Friday to the third restaurant. Okay?
Speaker 1: Are yours here? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it sounds like
Speaker 1: you have a date. I'm sorry. I think you should
Speaker 1: show up. We'll still pay for it. We're gonna pay
Speaker 1: for it. You go there on Friday, okay, and if
Speaker 1: I don't show up in like an hour, just keep
Speaker 1: waiting because I'll be there in the morning. Look the
Speaker 1: girl from today's second date update obviously a little crazy,
Speaker 1: a little That's not who I'm really worried about. I'm
Speaker 1: worried about all of our listeners texting in at seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine to saying that they want to be
Speaker 1: her best friend. Somebody just texted in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five minute two. I'll says, I like murder. If you
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update. Rebecca wanted to call this dude named Chris.
Speaker 1: He wasn't calling back after they had a fun field
Speaker 1: night with Mac and Cheese. Sounds kind of dirtier than
Speaker 1: it was actually ate Cheese, But the reason he wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back was because while they were hanging out, she
Speaker 1: made a comment about how she wants to kill her
Speaker 1: roommate and it seemed like more than a joke, and
Speaker 1: then she went on to explain like, oh, I watched
Speaker 1: CSI and all those shows, and I know exactly how
Speaker 1: it would kill my roommate. And he got the feeling
Speaker 1: that she wasn't joking and she actually did want to
Speaker 1: kill her roommates, so he wasn't calling her back and
Speaker 1: decided not to go out on another date with her.
Speaker 1: But she says she doesn't care. She's going to date
Speaker 1: him anyway. Somebody texted in at seven eight, five nine
Speaker 1: two and said, get a restraining order fast. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what. She knows what she wants and she's
Speaker 1: going for it. Okay, that's true. I would have snapped
Speaker 1: as her favorite show. He should have said yes, though,
Speaker 1: because now he's in trouble. She's probably plotting murder now.
Speaker 1: She was already doing it as soon as they hung out.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she plots everybody's murder. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want to do a second day update, all have to
Speaker 1: do is email the show and we will call the
Speaker 1: person who didn't call you back, hopefully