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Speaker 1: On the Doe Cast, the questions asked if movies have

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Speaker 1: women and um, are all their discussions just boyfriends and

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Speaker 1: start changing it with the bel cast. Hi, and welcome

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Speaker 1: to the beck Doel Cast. My name is Caitlin Durante.

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Speaker 1: Oh I had to throw in my last name. Why

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Speaker 1: did you do that? I don't know. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to give any of my names. We're only allowed to

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Speaker 1: have too and you just use both of them on yourself. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm whomever you want me to be. You. I'm more

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Speaker 1: of an idea. You're just a floating orb of essence.

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Speaker 1: That would be really nice. It sounds very low made.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would never have to shower. Oh here,

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Speaker 1: here's what I'll do. My name's Jamie Bethany Loftist. Whoa

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Speaker 1: full name? It Jamie Bethany Loftist. No one likes that.

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Speaker 1: No one likes you like Bethany triples on that. Boom

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Speaker 1: boom boom, Jamie Bethany loped us. Should everyone be a

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Speaker 1: my middle name? Yeah? I guess to get us back

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Speaker 1: on the even playing field. Thank you. My name is

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Speaker 1: Caitlin Marie Durante. I know, but thank you, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Marie is like a go to middle name.

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Speaker 1: My parents are not Marie, and it's just really a

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Speaker 1: little connector piece. Yeah. Lynn some one time, Yeah, someone

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Speaker 1: thought my middle name was Lynn, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: you think my name is Caitlin Lynn Durante. There was

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Speaker 1: a brief period of time when I was very young

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Speaker 1: Lorie Beth Denverg who was on All That and she

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Speaker 1: was my favorite cast member, and I'm like, I want

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Speaker 1: to be Jamie Beth Leaptus so I can be a

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Speaker 1: little bit closer to Laurie Beth Denverg, but didn't stick.

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Speaker 1: Bethany's also a miscarriage of my mom's. She my brother

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Speaker 1: and I both have miscarriage middle names. Oh I remember this.

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Speaker 1: I know this bit. You have a bit about it

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Speaker 1: you're doing for stand up. Yeah, it's a little fictional,

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Speaker 1: like the bit, but the middle name thing is it

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Speaker 1: is true. She's like, well, if it doesn't work first

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Speaker 1: So they're never comfortable with their middle name. Ever, I

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Speaker 1: was contemplating whether or not to reveal something about my mother,

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Speaker 1: which I do stand up material on this as well,

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Speaker 1: although she did ask me to never tell anyone. Wait

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Speaker 1: a second. Well then I was like, Mom, I wrote

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Speaker 1: a really funny stand up bit about it. Can I

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Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, so let me preface is this

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Speaker 1: love her a lot. Shout out to Laurie. My mom

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Speaker 1: had two abortions before I was born. This bad. I didn't,

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Speaker 1: And there are people out there who would think that

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Speaker 1: even better because if she hadn't had those abortions, I

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Speaker 1: mom getting those experimental womb steroids, which is why I'm

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Speaker 1: you were born twice. That's why I was born two times.

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Speaker 1: Why I was a fat, fat, fat fat baby where

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Speaker 1: have huge babies. It was like a magic spell. She

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be magic magic. That was an intentional segment. But

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Speaker 1: before we go into that, we shouldn't introduce our guests. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she's a very funny comedian. You've seen her on Conan.

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Speaker 1: Maggie May thanks a bunch for being here. Of course,

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Speaker 1: so you've brought us a movie. That movie is called

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Kaitlyn is so excited

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Speaker 1: this episode and you're so not. I'm I'll be okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like this movie. Cool. I just don't like Carrot

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Speaker 1: why did you pick this movie? Well, I'm a big

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Speaker 1: fan of Harry Potter because I'm a big fan of magic. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am magical. You can't tell me i'm not. So

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Speaker 1: Magic Maggie May. That way smooth, got it? But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love magic. I love fantasy. I loved the Harry

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Speaker 1: the sixth book. Yeah, And they showed like dudes driving

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Speaker 1: exactly what that What are they Slytherins? Right, Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: And I think our lifetimes where I mean so many

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Speaker 1: And but the margins on Harry Potter is bananas, like

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Speaker 1: He's like, are you writing a letter? But there's like

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Speaker 1: a casualty of war, ignored by his peers. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is

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Speaker 1: about a young boy, Harry Potter. He's the boy who lived.

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Speaker 1: He gets dumped off on a doorstep because his mom

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Speaker 1: like basically cut her students. She gave Harry a penn

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Speaker 1: and she's like, you must not tell lies. And when

421
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Speaker 1: he wrote it on the parchment, it actually dug into

422
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Speaker 1: his hand like it was like he was cutting major cunt. Kids.

423
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Speaker 1: Don't cut your kids, easy rule. Yeah, alright, well cps

424
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Speaker 1: the magic world, Yeah where it goes? Is there ever,

425
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: Like I know that there's like magic government, but is

426
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Speaker 1: there any sort of regulatory force to protect children because

427
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: all the children are repeatedly they're like, it seems like

428
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: you've got this, which is crazy. Where do kids they

429
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: don't go to school, presumably until they're eleven when they

430
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: go to Hogwarts. Where do they learn to read? When

431
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: did they read? And there's a math? There's no there's

432
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: magical math or just like picking up on the way

433
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: there could be no women. There is no women in STEM,

434
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Speaker 1: although I would argue that Professor McGonagall is a woman

435
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Speaker 1: in STEM. I feel like transfiguration is the science of

436
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: the wizarding world. What is transfiguration? It's like turning one

437
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: thing into another. But potions like that's like Baker potions

438
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: is like chemistry. Yeah, tubes, Yeah, transfiguraction you need math

439
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: for that. You need math for two. The T and

440
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: the T and STEM I think stands for transfiguras and magic, science, transfiguration, engineering,

441
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: magic and magic. Yeah, yeah, you can you can twist it. Okay.

442
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: There are women in STEM yeah, and plenty of them.

443
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: And then also, oh wait, no, I was thinking of

444
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 1: the they have the herbology Is it herbology in the

445
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: that's kind of science. Yeah, it's still like home medicinal

446
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: kind of. It seems health related. There's the study of

447
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: plants whatever that is. Yeah. Yeah, Professor Sprout is teaching

448
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: botany classes and they take, um, no, she's a woman. Okay,

449
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Okay, so that is a female professor.

450
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: And then there's, um, we don't never see her in

451
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: the movie, but there is I think a female um

452
00:27:52,800 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: astronomy professor that teaches No, that's um yeah, they never

453
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: they don't take it. I think, like yeah, right, and

454
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: we I think we don't see her until the third

455
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: movie or we don't need the third book. Um, but

456
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: there's another astronomy professor who's a woman. Um. So there's

457
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: a lot of women teachers. A lot of them don't

458
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: get mentioned or flying class, Madam, Jim Teacher, Jim teacher,

459
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: I mean that is Jim teacher, right, that's their equivalent. Yeah,

460
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: like she's she's like and it's Cassini in seventh grade

461
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: and there it is the school nurse Ak, Madam Pumprey,

462
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: other woman. Um. But a lot of these characters, at

463
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: least in the movie, don't get a lot of screen

464
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: time or any significant besides and besides Professor McGonagall, it

465
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Speaker 1: doesn't seem like many of them have like a high

466
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Speaker 1: standing in the school. He has double doors in charge.

467
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: We know that. And it seems like mcgonagal is next,

468
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: she's the head of griffin Door House. And then right

469
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Speaker 1: there's house masters. But are there any other female house masters?

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Speaker 1: I know Snap is Slytherin. Who raven Claw and raven

471
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Speaker 1: Claw I don't know, isn't Oh? I think huffle Puff

472
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: is Professor Flitwick, the little the little Guy, the little Guy,

473
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Speaker 1: and then raven Claw I think let me look it up.

474
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Speaker 1: Their original raven Claw was Rowena raven Claw. Yeah, she

475
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Speaker 1: was one of the four founding members of She was

476
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Speaker 1: that book I'm assuming. Oh wait, Maggie, have you ever

477
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: taken like the quiz they're supposed to take to figure

478
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Speaker 1: out what house you're in? Yes? I took two because

479
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: the first quiz gave me some bullshit. I got Griffin

480
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: Door the first time. I was like, I'm not a

481
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Speaker 1: Griffin door. It's not that's not where I am. And

482
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Speaker 1: then the next time I got raven Claw, which is

483
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: where I should be. I'm going to Harry Potter World

484
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Speaker 1: on Sunday, so I'm going to get sorted, and if

485
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't get into raven Claw, I'm throwing a scene.

486
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: Wait do you get sorted at Universal Florida. I've been times,

487
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to ever wait in the line. Wait,

488
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I saw the commercial and its cool. I'll

489
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: kinds of it's going to be ridiculous. We should go

490
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: like is the head of raven Clahouse. So I'm so

491
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Speaker 1: sorry for all the listeners at home, like you were wrong,

492
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: because I know that's what you were doing. Sorry, all

493
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: Calyn's nerds calmed down. The head of Hufflepuff is Professor

494
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 1: Sprill Horbology. Okay, okay, that makes sense. So it is

495
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: half and half for the house masters. Yes, okay, well

496
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: that's good. We've got women in some leadership roles. That's nice,

497
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: good on the right track. But in terms of just important, yeah,

498
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: female characters who contribute to the story in the movie

499
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Speaker 1: and also in the books, especially the movie. There goes

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Speaker 1: your mixard made pardon my mix. Hard Um, they just

501
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: don't have that much to contribute to the story. Although

502
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: I would argue, okay, so let's talk about Hermione, She's

503
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: that's the main person we have to talk about it,

504
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: I would say that she contributes more to the progression

505
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: of the story than Ron, if we're arguing that, like Harry,

506
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Ron and her Mine are the three main characters, because

507
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: I think she a number of times is almost like

508
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: the exposition tool who pushes forward, like and now we're

509
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: going to the library, and then she'll be the one

510
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: to figure out, this is what we came to the

511
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: library for. Okay, next scene, and then she'll like I

512
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: feel like there's a few scenes in a row where

513
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 1: she figures out a critical thing that otherwise it's like, oh,

514
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what they would have done right. So

515
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: there were a couple of times in the movie I

516
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: noticed when Harry was like, oh, well, if it wasn't

517
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: for her money, we would not like when Ron was like,

518
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: well lucky, I didn't panic, it's lucky hermony. And then

519
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: she's like you're a great great wizard and he's like

520
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: you're better. She's like yeah, friendship and whatever. And also

521
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: like you're my richest friends be aware when speaking to

522
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: their richest friend. It's not even a gender thing. That's

523
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Speaker 1: a class issue. I wouldn't tell my richest friend and

524
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: smarter than him, even if that was true, like, no,

525
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: you're really smart. I wouldn't tell my richard friend that

526
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: I am smarter than him because I hate rich people,

527
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: and then lock him in a cake. I can drink

528
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: him by being hey, you can't even buy smarts like me,

529
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: give me your money and try. Yeah, slap yeahramatically hundreds

530
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: or like quarters if you're poor, hurt more. Yeah, I

531
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: got a stock full of quarters. Bam. Smack the wealthy

532
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: with it? Yeah, oh so hashtag smack the wealthy. Let's

533
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: get it going. Find your wealthiest friend. They'll if they're cool,

534
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: they'll understand why you're doing it. They're your friend. They

535
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: won't press charges, right right, they'll be like, you know what,

536
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: this is symbolic of something larger and I right, I accepted.

537
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: Now let's go to dinner. I'm buying because I'm wealthy

538
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: and I need to spread my wealth. That's all I

539
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: want for wealthy people to spread their Well, they're sorry,

540
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm a socialist. The only time I've ever hit someone

541
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: in my whole life. Was in college and I punt.

542
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: I was like in an argument with my closest male

543
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: friend and we had just been like doing. It was

544
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: over something very stupid, but I got so mad. I'd

545
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: never been that mad before, and I'm like, I don't

546
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: have any words left. I'm going to hit him. And

547
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: so what I did was in the Boston Common, I

548
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: just getting out of class. I knew he would be

549
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: heading for the transtation, and I knew we were supposed

550
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: to be meeting up for dinner to argue more. Insteadled

551
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: his end it now and I hid behind a tree

552
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: and waited for him to pass me, and I leaped

553
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: out and I punched him in the face. And it

554
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: wasn't a good punch, but it was. It was very dramatic.

555
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for a while for him to get

556
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: out of class and I punched him in the face,

557
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like never like he stood there and I

558
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't want to have this argument anymore.

559
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: And I was like after I hit him, and he

560
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: was like okay, and then he brought me out to dinner.

561
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: And that's all I've ever hit someone. I want to

562
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: do that like every twenty years. It sounds like it

563
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: was effective, and I like it would have been totally

564
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: valid if it wasn't effective. But I'm very glad that

565
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, right, I didn't. I don't think you've

566
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: ever been I don't know if you'd ever been hit

567
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: by anyone, um, much less someone you'd never expect to

568
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: hit you. And he rewarded you with sizzler afterwards, and

569
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: I got, I got it was like wingsnider or something.

570
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: I didn't put him out, it was it was good. Yeah, hey,

571
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 1: bring it all back. This doesn't happen in this movie,

572
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: but Hermione does punch Jacob Malfoy in the face in

573
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: book when she's wearing that hoodie. Yeah yeah, pink hoodie

574
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: these he deserved it. Um. But going back to Hermione,

575
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: topic I'll always bring up is a woman needing to

576
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: be saved. It happens over and over again. It's a

577
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: horrible trope, very annoying, and it happens in the scene

578
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: it's like Halloween time and someone has let the troll

579
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: in the castle. And this is right after Harry Ron

580
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: was like, no, wonder she hasn't got a friends, She's

581
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: a stupid beach or whatever he said. That's exactly what

582
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: he says. Uh, And so she goes to the bathroom

583
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: and cries all afternoon, and then someone lets the troll in,

584
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: and then Harry's like, wait, we've got to tell her mine.

585
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: She doesn't know, and they go and the troll is

586
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: in the bathroom fling his two thousand one c g

587
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: I flaying in his little club around and as want

588
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: to do right her Monee, Like, it's just she doesn't

589
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: do anything to save herself, even though she's the most

590
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: competent of the three of them in magic, like she

591
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: could be like hey en Guardian Lobiosa, and she though

592
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: she might not, but I feel like, well, they always

593
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: have their wands on them at all times. This is

594
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: Is this the only time in the movie it happens?

595
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: It is, right, And so I'm willing to forgive it,

596
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: because she then saves either Ron or Harry or the

597
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: both of them like three times after that. Right. I

598
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 1: think that maybe the fact that that comes so early

599
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: in the story is almost like a misdirective, like it

600
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: looks like she can't defend herself because obviously I'm sure

601
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: like in the right circumstances she could have I don't know,

602
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: but maybe she was just maybe peeing. You know, she's

603
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I mean she had whiles would she

604
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: had been there was off? Well, she was good. She

605
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: was crying all day because they were bullying her. I've

606
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: cried and be at the same time, we don't know

607
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: an idea coming out of face, like all of my

608
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: orifices crowding but there I don't know. But but then

609
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: I guess this if we want to harken back to

610
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: her a few episodes ago, to our Wonder Woman episode,

611
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: when a woman isn't a superhero, I feel like it's

612
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: almost a little bit misleading to have her succeed in

613
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: every scene of like I think it's okay that her

614
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: money fails or she didn't even fail, but like is

615
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: freaked out and doesn't isn't like hyper competent in every scene,

616
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: because I just feels kind of I don't know, like

617
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: it almost feels like a human thing to me, of

618
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: like you're not going to be competent in every moment

619
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 1: of trouble. I think about her money. That I noticed

620
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: is that she has her strengths and she knows where

621
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: other people have their strengths and is comfortable enough in

622
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: herself to let people work on their own strength, Like, um,

623
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: when Ron is doing chess, you mean to tell me,

624
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: smart ass her mind, he can't play some chess. You

625
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: probably can't. But she's like, Ron's out here doing it

626
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: all the time. He probably grew up playing wizarding chess.

627
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: I will defer to him, especially right, this is the

628
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: only thing he has to contribute to the whole. She's like,

629
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: he's not going to make him the credits, let him

630
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: do this. That's interesting, like the the idea of just

631
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: like choosing her moments carefully, because I mean, that's certainly

632
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: not something that Ron does. But but I also think

633
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: that for most moments, he's afraid rather than thinking rationally.

634
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: I think it is funny that Ron's main moment, like

635
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: his moment of strength, is essentially like I'm eleven and

636
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: I'm going on a suicide mission, Like I'm gonna die

637
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: for my friend I've known for six months. I was like, oh,

638
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: so still dumb as fuck. Like but like, you know,

639
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: noble dumb as fuck. There's such a thing's to do

640
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: whatever with some candy frogs. You buy a Weasley a

641
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: candy frog, you have a friend for life, that mom

642
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: would meet you a sweater on Christmas everything, because I mean,

643
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: like Harry Potter hadn't even really met his family at

644
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: that point. You're like, oh, you bought our you about

645
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: our kids candy ones, Yeah, you can get. My parents

646
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: were a little bit like that. They're like, well, we

647
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: get our kids. Not super easy to be friends with.

648
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: If you're going the extra mile, you will be rewarded.

649
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: Also that scene where he buys like the chocolate frogs

650
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: and all the other candy on the train, and that

651
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: scene there are so many shots of a child's crotch

652
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: because like Harry's like pulling change out of his pocket,

653
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: or like scabbards is on Ron's lap, and you just

654
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: see like a shot just as like a small boy's crotch,

655
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: and it's like, surely you could have shot this a

656
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: little differently. Little boy shot in this movie makes you

657
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: think about Chris Columbus and where's he as well? This

658
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: is a vile topic. Do we get any hermoney crutch shots?

659
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: None that I remember, not that I remember. We'd get

660
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: several Harry crotch shots at least one. And then I

661
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,479
Speaker 1: have to go home now, And then there's that scene

662
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: at the end where Harry saying goodbye to Hagrid that

663
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: big old perfect and Harry's head comes up to Hagrid's crotch.

664
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: So we get when we're seeing stuff at Harry's perspective,

665
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: we are looking at Hagrid's. We've got to assume horse

666
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: stick maybe bigger than a horse. Maybe the man's huge.

667
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, which we learned later in the series

668
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: that his mother was a giant and his father was

669
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: a human. How did that sex happen? Okay, don't talk

670
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: about me and my ex boyfriend. Don't talk about me

671
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: and my mom. Man, it works. Also, I'm probably gonna

672
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: get yelled at for kink shaming or something. A giant

673
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: and a human can't funk what's wrong with that? It's curious,

674
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. Have to climb up her to

675
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: do that? Yeah, people don't just like that's not I

676
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: bet he could have crawled inside of her vagina, left

677
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: into that cowardous vagina. Maybe there's like a whole Ulysses

678
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: style adventure. He took inside her vagina, found his way

679
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: back out, and then somehow he had, you know, scuffed

680
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: to the right place. And she was pregnant. We don't

681
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 1: know that their starry because she was artificially insidated garbage

682
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,959
Speaker 1: bag full of yeah, he whole from the past. Move

683
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: like yeah, he had to come in a jar every

684
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: day for six years, and then there's a twenty percent

685
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: chance his wife might conceive. If Aristotle is crying, they

686
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: just put it in a super so girl like the

687
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: best or like a T shirt gun. Just this is

688
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: not king shaming. This is king empower. This is the

689
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: science behind women in stem. Just just a discussion of

690
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: just normal reproduction. Yeah, well, um, come inside you is

691
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: an acceptable king, I'll say it. Um. Going back to

692
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: her mind and so yes, she doesn't need to be

693
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: saved by Harry and ron Um and scene with the troll.

694
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: But then a bunch of other things happen where when

695
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: they're like running through the third floor corridor and they

696
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: like need to escape filch, she's like, Hellohamura, she knows

697
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: the spell, so it's like kind of a minor one.

698
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: But then whenever she realizes that what she thinks of

699
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: snape cursing Harry on his broomstick during the quidditch game,

700
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: She's like, leave it to me, and then runs up

701
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: to Snape's little audience pit area, his little family the

702
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: opera area and lights his robes on fire with love

703
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: it Arson got a love a good uh you know,

704
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: felony um and your teacher on fire, you know, and

705
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: then manages, even though like she targets the wrong person,

706
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: she manages to save Harry from you know, falling off

707
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: his room and dying. And then towards the end, like

708
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: you already mentioned, when they get caught in the Devil's

709
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: snare the big plan, She's like, you just gotta relax.

710
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: And then Ron is freaking out and you can't exactly

711
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: and he's just like Harry listens but a personality uh

712
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: and then yeah, Ron is all like, oh yeah, look,

713
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: it's like she saved your ass just waking acknowledge it

714
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: for one second, which is why Ron is a chode

715
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: and he sucks. Man. Okay, you're right, you're right. But

716
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: I think as a chode, he like all cho they grow,

717
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: They grow if you just give him a chance. He doesn't.

718
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: Though he stays a piece of ship through the entire series.

719
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: He does nothing but like verbally abuse her and undermine

720
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: her abilities. He's not he's a show really, Okay, Well,

721
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: I believe you. I'm sorry. I okay, I just have

722
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: a lot of problems with ron. I just had a

723
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: crush on Ruper Grant for too long, and I'm being

724
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: an apologist in that, and that's on me. Ruper Green

725
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 1: came into the bookstore I where once, and I'm taller

726
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: than him. Who Yeah, it's kind of like a human

727
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: slash giant test kind of well, and they'll welcome him

728
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: James Joy's voyage within me. But I wasn't enough to Yeah, hey,

729
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: I got a T shirt, gun a few and you

730
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: have six months and a lot of amazing opening line

731
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: I want to go for. Okay, another thing that her

732
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: minde does that. Okay, so she here's the thing. She's

733
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: poised as this like brainiac. She's very clever, she's a

734
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: know it all. Her smartness and cleverness is almost poised

735
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: as like a flaw of hers because at least at

736
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: the beginning, she's like, look at everything I know, and

737
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: look at all the spells I know, and look how

738
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: smart I am and how good I am it all

739
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: the school things. And then she man splains a lot.

740
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: She's like it's actually Levio Sa, Levio SA or whatever.

741
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: But that's kind of fun. Though it's kind of like

742
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: I don't mind that she's explaining overly explaining, because it's

743
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: like you're you're a boy and you're dumb, and I'm

744
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: a smart girl. And then she grows out of that, like,

745
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: you know, maybe she sees like this isn't the way

746
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 1: to be or maybe just like not even the most

747
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: effective way to get what she needs to get done

748
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: done by just pissing people. I don't know, but I mean,

749
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: I feel like her. I feel like it created results,

750
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: like her telling Ron how to correctly say when Guardian

751
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: Leviosa like later on he used it right paid one.

752
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: That's true. So I mean, and then what I didn't

753
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: think about when we were watching the movie but occurs

754
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: to me now is that also she aside from the

755
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: fact that there's clear weird gender disparity at Hogwarts to

756
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: some extent, she is also coming from the point of

757
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: like she's seen as and this comes out I think

758
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: in later books it's like a half breathe mud. She's

759
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: a mud, but right, and so I'm sure like even

760
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: at the point where that's not discussed in the movie,

761
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: she is maybe of the mind of like, well, I

762
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: have something to prove. So I have to be I mean,

763
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: and this is this goes back to it a gender

764
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: sort of metaphor of like, well I have to be

765
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: twice as good to be taken seriously as this redheaded cuck,

766
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: you know. And so I don't know, know that I

767
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: think of it like like that. And she's not coming

768
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: from like any point of privilege in the magic world.

769
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: Fuck that sentence, Jamie. But but like I I don't know,

770
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: I guess that justifies her attitude. Well also like um,

771
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: I would say that the uh, you're not from a

772
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,479
Speaker 1: pure wizarding family, you're not a pure blood, Like that's

773
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: the racism of the wizarding world, right, you know what? Honestly,

774
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: Hermione was a black person. Did y'all know that in

775
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: the books like written like in that play that they

776
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: have in England, it's a black person playing her Miniver

777
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: was kissed and like J. K. Rowling was like, I

778
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: never said she was white. And if you look at

779
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: the books, like she never they said she has frizzy hair. Yeah,

780
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: they just said she has frizzy hair. And it's like

781
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: a brillo pad and it's like soft. Nobody wanted to

782
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: touch it. She had never let anybody, but yeah, she

783
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: like could easily be a person I love. I never

784
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: knew that. Yeah, I think there's casting directors then for

785
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: casting Emma Watson. Yeah yeah, And they need to watch

786
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast unfair to watch all those perfume

787
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: ads come. I love that. Oh my god, I wish

788
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: I wish that even further, like adds another layer of

789
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: other stuff that she's now also having to like go

790
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: against and like perceptions that people are going to perceive

791
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: of her just for being, you know, any kind of

792
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: a way, you know, intersectionality. Oh, she's so angry, she's

793
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: such a bit. No, dude, she's just a person of color.

794
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: That's cool. I want to read more about that. Play ye. Also,

795
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: to make Emma Watson's hair frizzy in this movie, they

796
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: actively crimp her hair the hall, which is another just

797
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: a beautiful early Oughts touch that I appreciate it. They're like,

798
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: how do we frizzit? Of Oh, don't worry, my daughter

799
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: has a crimping iron in her house. We'll figure this out.

800
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: Going back to this is a very white movie. There

801
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: are some people of color, they usually don't have any lines,

802
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: except for like Lee Jordan as he's announcing the quidditch game. Um,

803
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: although is I want to say Angeline and Johnson one

804
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: of the quidditch players a person of color. I think

805
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: she is so, Yeah, I think so. And then there's

806
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: one other guy that's like kind of the periphery of

807
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: his little like friend group o'dan honest, I think so

808
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: because he's there age right, he's like a little buddy

809
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: buddy with that one kid that keeps blowing himself up Scottish. Yeah,

810
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: Shamus and Dean. Yeah, I think Dean I kind of

811
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,959
Speaker 1: like that friendship. Yeah, let's see their story. I wanna

812
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: spin off those are there. Well, there's like because the

813
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: kids in this movie are such adults, it's like fun

814
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: to see like kids behaving like dumb little kids sometimes

815
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: and blowing themselves up. It's nice, yeah, true, or like

816
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: never long about him, like I'm scared you are weird,

817
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: weird little kid. Going back to quidditch though, I did

818
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: enjoy that it's as you pointed out, co ed teams. Yeah,

819
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: didn't feel the need to separate them into you know,

820
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: a boy's team and a girl's team. Also all three female. Well,

821
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: she's like the quidditch master Jim Teacher. I don't know

822
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: if they have coaches, Master Jim Teacher, but all three

823
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: of the chasers on the Prifven door team are women,

824
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: so it's like and they're like point scores, they're like,

825
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: they're like they're the ones dealing with the heavy ones around.

826
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: I love how. Also, quidditch is a sport invented by

827
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: someone who has no understanding of how sports work. Listen,

828
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: if you're a real life person, I'm gonna I'm looping

829
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: you in with the steampunk community as far as people

830
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: I don't respect. If you're a real life person and you,

831
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: in your spare time play quidditch with your other adult friends,

832
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to walk into the sea. It's

833
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: just an unacceptable way to spend your time. Go meet

834
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: up with your local steampunks and let's start off. I'm

835
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: all about quidditch, though. If your kid is on a

836
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 1: quidditch team, I'll go watch them. It's with kids, it's

837
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: it's with kids as a kid with like with with

838
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: the better fly though, If it's a bunch of kids

839
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: running around and throwing stuff, I don't have time. That's soccer.

840
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: The children had better be able to fly Yeah, they're

841
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: better be real magic and real brooms. My college had

842
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: a quidditch team, and I found it so deeply upsetting.

843
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: That's like, oh, someone I went on a date with

844
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 1: is now actively in public flailing about thinking he can fly.

845
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't accept its college like with brooms

846
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: between their legs, running around and trying to be athletic. Yeah, yeah,

847
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: it's some real art bullshit. Yeah, grow up art school,

848
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: grow up art school. Pick up a fucking basketball and

849
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: figure it out on the football field. Yeah, you had

850
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 1: a concussion for sports. Yeah, put on a get strap

851
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: your skates on. Let someone kick you in the head

852
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: with a skate. Also, why is quidditch the only sport

853
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: in the wizarding world? There should be We don't have

854
00:52:55,360 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: just wizard baseball, Wizard b balla quidditch is the only

855
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: sport because it looks like it's like five sports put together,

856
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: like nine things happening at all times. I guess, like

857
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: sort of every it was about like three or four

858
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: different kinds of balls. There's a blood Yer's quaffles in

859
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: this niche. Yeah, I wonder how much thought she actually

860
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: put into that. Yeah, hard to say, but it comes

861
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: part of the books, especially that it's like why are

862
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: why are you so much emphasis on this anyway I

863
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about. Oh I love how like this

864
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: is not about what this podcast is about, but I

865
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: have to mention that I love how much product placement

866
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: there is in this movie for products that don't exist,

867
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: products that ten years later what exists, and then they

868
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: can like like capitalize on that later on with all

869
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: the birdie bots, every flavor beans like that, because if

870
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: you go to Universal Studios to Harry Potter World, can

871
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: you can buy wands and you can buy all the

872
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: candy and but there's just like so many shots where

873
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: it's check out this logo for the Nimbus two thousand

874
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: and it's like it's like, was Nimbus sponsoring this movie?

875
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: Did you get money to put Nimbut it's like so

876
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: funny because like Harry Potter as like a movie franchise

877
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: had flopped that would be so embarrassing to watch back now.

878
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: It's like they were really like swinging for the rafters

879
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: with that, but it just happened to like work out

880
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: in a pretty spectacular way. Um, there isn't the second

881
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: movie they Flying Car is like afford remember that although

882
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: I don't. I tried looking it up. I don't know

883
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: if it's a real type of Ford. It was like

884
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: a Ford I forget, but I was like, what Ford Fiesta?

885
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: Were they driving a Ford Fiesta for focus? I'd have

886
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: to sensible choice. My mom and sister both drive a

887
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: Ford Focus dress focus, boring car, very boring. Um. Hey,

888
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: here's something I wanted to talk about. Why doesn't Hermione

889
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: have any female friends? I was wondering about that. Yeah,

890
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: that's a good question. She's got people to choose from.

891
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: She's got Lavender Brown, she's got Pevardi Patel. She doesn't

892
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: have people right later, doesn't she kind of become friends

893
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: with Luna Lovegood a bit. Yeah, but that's quite a

894
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: bit later on. I don't think we even meet Luna

895
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: until book five Younger, right, I think she's their year,

896
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: but she's in raven klawon that. Like it seems like

897
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: the houses don't they only are enemies with each other. Yeah,

898
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: they don't like hang out, which, like what kind of

899
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: precedent is? But yeah, that is interesting. I mean I

900
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: know that probably statistically she is there's less girls, or

901
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: it looks in this movie anyways, there's less girls that

902
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: go to Hogwarts. Maybe I think that that might even

903
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: out later on, but still it's I don't know, that's interesting.

904
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: It didn't really look like a lot of girls and

905
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: griffriend door. Yeah. I can't really like it's like they's

906
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: like and then a few weather kids. Yeah, okay, I

907
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: love that. The implication basically about the weaves Las is

908
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: like they're probably Catholic. It doesn't seem it doesn't seem

909
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: like they really believe in birth. They were like old school,

910
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: like New England Catholic dosh kid like, yeah, freckle irish

911
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: kid had never seen econom in their life, even though

912
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: there's probably a fucking spell for that that's free. What

913
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: does wizard birth control? Like? Good question, there's no probably

914
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: effective right probably else there's a counterspell like I want

915
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: to get you. I don't know one man has ever

916
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: truly said that, I want to get your preyny and

917
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: well a question for J. K. Rowling to answer in

918
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: a series of very boring clickbad articles sometime in the

919
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: next five hours. I can't stand when she does is

920
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: that where she every couple of years or she's like, oh,

921
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: it feels like maybe interest isn't like where it should be. Uh,

922
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: this character is By doesn't change anything that happened. Chill out.

923
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: We we see you, You're I see you. You're fine.

924
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: You're still a millionaire. You don't need to tweet about

925
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: we still like the books. Yeah, it's like you don't

926
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: need to tweet about which teenager you're saying is By.

927
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: I think the more people, the more arbitrary makes LGBT

928
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: the better. I'm sick of all these fucking straight white people.

929
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: But I don't like that she does. She seems to

930
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: do it for like fucking attention, Like it's not Maybe

931
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: can we talk about Professor mcdonagall y Downtown Abbey, Mrs

932
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: Downton Abbe Abbey of Downtown. Yeah, this is Abigail Downtown.

933
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: That's my c w remain of Downtown Abbey. Downtown Downtown

934
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: is about girl trying to make it in New York

935
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: City after Hermione. She's the female character with the most

936
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: screen time and dialogue and importance and bearing on the story.

937
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I really like her. She's stern, and she's strict,

938
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: you know, tough but fair. She's no nonsense, but she's

939
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: also compassionate and highly capable, very smart, a boss as

940
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: bitch a lover u sports. Yeah, real into sports. You

941
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: could tell she was that. Yeah, but she was on

942
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: the team back in the day. She was a scout.

943
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: She basically was like, Harry, you're a secret now. Yeah,

944
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: she's one of the people, like you wrote the rule,

945
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: here's your rule. And she buys Harry a broom like

946
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: he's got money. Right, there's you Weasley a broom. He's poor.

947
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: These Weasley's what are they? She made me think she's

948
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: got money on a lot of those quidditch games. Yeah,

949
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: maybe interest nagas got dice. Why she isn't headmaster if

950
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: if you're listening, here has an idea for some club. Baby, Yeah,

951
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: I'll click the all of that. Yeah, yeah on Facebook

952
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: it works, it works. Oh boy, she's great. I like

953
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: her a lot. Um, she doesn't have a whole lot

954
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: to do with the actual like I'm gonna do a

955
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: thing that makes the story go forward. She's you know,

956
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: sort of on the periphery for the most part. But

957
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: she's an important character in later books and movies. Um,

958
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: I think maybe plays more of a significant role in

959
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: different things. But we even talked about on Petunia at all, right,

960
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 1: and she I mean, obviously don't like her, but I

961
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: think she's a more interesting character than she gets credit

962
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: for something, because especially this movie is like it's a

963
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: Chris Columbus movie. He made Home alone. I think he

964
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: came at this like I'm making a goofy kids movie

965
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: and it works. I like it. But I like the

966
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: character of and Petunia because it's sort of like her

967
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 1: attitude informs Harry Potter's life in such a major way,

968
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: where she had this rivalry with her sister and like

969
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: there was a lot of jealousy that she wasn't, you know,

970
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: perceived to be as special as her sister was, and

971
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: that kind of derails the first ten years of her

972
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: nephew's life. And so I don't know, I feel like

973
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 1: she has like a weird amount of power over this story.

974
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: And even though you only sort of see her being

975
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: like like, she sort of is kind of like an

976
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: inciting person in how the whole series goes just which

977
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: is interesting because and it also from I was just like,

978
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: would I rather like actively it sounds exhausting making an

979
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: adorable child miserable for ten years like over like, well,

980
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: he's important in this area of the world that I

981
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: don't have to associate with. If I don't want to,

982
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: why not just let him go? But I mean that

983
01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 1: speaks to how mad she was, probably because I often wondered, like,

984
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just like it wasn't like they were

985
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: going to come into contact with that. It doesn't seem

986
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: like they ever would have had to know. So weird

987
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: because it maybe perhaps there's like some female rivalry, which

988
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: I mean with sisters is more. I mean that just happens, um,

989
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: But it's strange she would keep that rivalry up for

990
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: her dead sister though, who died to pretty brutal way.

991
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird that she wouldn't be like, Okay,

992
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: well shoot, you know, let me, you know, put a

993
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: bookmark in this and like not she was just like,

994
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, and by the way, I'm also going

995
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: to funk up your kid's life too. Yeah. That's that's intense,

996
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: you know principle. Are there any like twists with her

997
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: later in the series or like where it turns out

998
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: and I don't find out something about how she agreed

999
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: to protect Harry so that like Baltimore could never find

1000
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: find him at their house, so she did something no

1001
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: bull at something. It seems like she would have had

1002
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: to because otherwise, like that's that's like I can't imagine

1003
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 1: anyone having that level of anger after their sibling is

1004
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: like brutally. It's like she's like cartoonishly bitter and dig

1005
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah yeah, and like well kind of waste

1006
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: her own life making a boy to someone who has

1007
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: been dead for ten years. Yeah, she's such a cook.

1008
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: On the other side too, because she is so over

1009
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: by her son. Her Yeah, her fun She is such

1010
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: a cook. I'm like, oh, like you're just letting everybody

1011
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: else is it a thing of like, oh, my kid

1012
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: is a piece of ship. So I'm going to take

1013
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: that out on because she doesn't seem like she has

1014
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: much power over who. Only the way this movie is stylized,

1015
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: especially at the very beginning, it looks like Chris Columbus

1016
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: thinks he's like adapting a roll dollbook because it's very good.

1017
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: Every shot of Uncle Vernon is like he's like mugging

1018
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: in some way, like and like it's so funny. Because

1019
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: the series does get so dark later until the point

1020
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: where the whole like the movies are three hours long

1021
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: and like blue, but the first I don't know that's

1022
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: part of why I like this movie because it's like

1023
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: there is like a levity to it that there isn't

1024
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: to the others. But the family at the beginning, especially

1025
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 1: like there's just they're just cartoon characters. It was very

1026
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: much like Matilda, right, yeah, letters, I was like, this

1027
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: is that scene in Matilda, the veto in Matilda. We

1028
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: should you Matilda episode. Okay, okay, we haven't talked about

1029
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: the most important female character in the whole movie. Mrs Norris,

1030
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: the cat. She just kidding, but she holds a special

1031
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: place in my heart because she's also she you know,

1032
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: she does things. She's like you, I'm gonna run and

1033
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: you have to run away from me so you don't

1034
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: get in trouble. And then that's what leads them to

1035
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: the corridor on the third floor where they find Fluffy

1036
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: the Three Headed Dog, and that's how they figure out

1037
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So Mrs Norris more important than we

1038
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: give her credit for. I'm with it. I like her.

1039
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: It's my hot take on the cat, hotcat take he

1040
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: takes being a dog's both Fluffy the Three Headed Dog

1041
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: and fang Hagrid's dog. We mustn't forget that. We need

1042
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: to say dogs out like hogs out, the dogs out,

1043
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: the dogs out. You're perfect, don't take your hog outs

1044
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: will be placed under her ass. It is amazing watching

1045
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: that movie. Why would you let a child be alone

1046
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: with that person? I don't now we're gonna be getting

1047
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: emails about size shaming. He's very scary. He's scary and

1048
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: he's and they're like, he's a gentle giant. I think

1049
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: maybe we should stop talking to kids about gentle giants

1050
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: so much. They seem sort of like outliers versus perverts

1051
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: who want to eat you. Well, you know, Dumbledore trusts

1052
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: him with his life. He gets all the important tasks,

1053
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: even though he also manages to funk everything. Dumbledore, the

1054
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: old man who constantly puts children in grave danger. Let's

1055
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: listen to his recommendation. He's like, I try to agree

1056
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: with my life. Meanwhile, Haggard's like, should I'll take this

1057
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: dragon egg and let me just tell you all the

1058
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: secrets about how to get past my three headed dog.

1059
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: Stranger in a bar whose face I never saw. He's

1060
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: a drunk, he's an alcoholic. He's an alcoholic. He was

1061
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: always like, I shouldn't have told you that, And look

1062
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: at his life though I would die. I mean, look

1063
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: at his is in a tiny shack with an assortment

1064
01:05:55,840 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: of animals. His only friends are children. Yeah, seems a

1065
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: little sad. He's a oh you, And at this point

1066
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 1: in the movie he doesn't even he's a he's like

1067
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,959
Speaker 1: a janitor. He doesn't he's not a teacher. Rights In fact,

1068
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: he's a Yeah, he got expelled from Hogwarts. He can't

1069
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: even do magic. He still does it. Maybe that's when

1070
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: he gets off the sauce, when he gets a job

1071
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: as a teacher. Maybe you lay off the butter beer. Yeah, yeah,

1072
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: the butter beer, which is basically just what is that

1073
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: at at Universal Studios. It's basically cream soda with like

1074
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: butter scotch flavoring. It's disgusting. I hate it, will not

1075
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: buy it. People like it. I prefer pumpkin juice. If

1076
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: you're going to go to your Universal and get a

1077
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: hairy Potter drink all about the pumpkin juice. So that's

1078
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: just another hot take from Let's Go. I have a

1079
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: few days left on my season past hell yeah, at

1080
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: the end of June. But I have a few blackout

1081
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: days on the weekend. Okay, just so, I mean, let's

1082
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 1: figure this out. Do you have any fun I thought

1083
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: you want to say about the movie, the portrayal of

1084
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: women in the movie. I do want to bring up

1085
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: one more because she was kind of a background character,

1086
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: but she provided the biggest magic of all this Harry's mom.

1087
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: She provided the biggest magic of all, which is like

1088
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 1: what we do see in flashbacks. I always I forget

1089
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: that you see her in flashbacks. But that's why Harry

1090
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: was able to like win is because she gave him

1091
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 1: the best magic, which was punk asked love. Still. That

1092
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: was like she essentially was the hero of or the

1093
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 1: catalyst behind his heroism. So I found that right, Yeah, right,

1094
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: He's only the famous celebrity Harry Potter because she sacrificed.

1095
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: Which why are women sacrificing themselves for men be sacrificing? Well,

1096
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: she appears in the mirror to right, She's just like

1097
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 1: in the mirror and the little photo book that Haggard

1098
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: gives him a d end she pops up all over

1099
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: the place. Is a weird pervert took these pictures of

1100
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: you and your family. He's like, don't flip to page.

1101
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 1: My thumbs and one of them moving on the side.

1102
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 1: That's great, let's talk about whether or not the movie

1103
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: passes the Bechdel tests. So there is one scene that

1104
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: I think is a candidate that we did not catch

1105
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: the first time, right. I had to rewatch it again

1106
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute. There's the scene

1107
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: after they've defeated the troll in the girl's bathroom. Professor

1108
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,719
Speaker 1: McGonagall comes in. She's like, what's all this. Oh my god,

1109
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 1: you guys could have been killed. Harmony steps forward and says,

1110
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 1: it's my fault, Professor McGonagall. I was looking for the troll.

1111
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: I'd read about them and thought I could thank you.

1112
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: I'd read about them and thought I could handle it.

1113
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 1: I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't saved me,

1114
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: I'd probably be dead. She says, Harry wrong and then right,

1115
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: and then Professor mcgonagal replies and she's just like I

1116
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: expected more rational thinking from you. I'm really disappointed in you.

1117
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 1: I can't believe this. Five points from Griffin door yeah,

1118
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 1: first of all, five points really yeah, more yeah, the

1119
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: very arbitrary there seems to be extremely and there's like

1120
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 1: we're like, there's like very crazy point inflation later in

1121
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: the mine before to at the end of the year.

1122
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: They're like that you for this, give me some chips.

1123
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 1: D points double Door manipulates children. He's like, hey, it's

1124
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 1: Lutheran's you won. Just kidding, bitch, Like I was like,

1125
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 1: they're eleven, Why would you do that? You're eight hundred

1126
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: years old? So mean if your grandpa did that to you.

1127
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: It was like, Jamie my favorite, actually just kidding. Literally

1128
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 1: everyone else is my favorite. That's so mean. I would

1129
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 1: argue that you've got to start manipulating people young so

1130
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,639
Speaker 1: they can get used to it when they're an adult.

1131
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 1: Because people are always going to manipulate. They need these

1132
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 1: kids need practice because here's the thing. Baltimore manipulated people

1133
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: into following him, So you gotta be prepared. You gotta

1134
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,640
Speaker 1: know like how not like you can now win an

1135
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: Academy award and then lose it, and now you know

1136
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: how it feels. You're he moonlighted those kids, so like,

1137
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,559
Speaker 1: what is the worse pain than then those kids got

1138
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:28,760
Speaker 1: missed Columbia? Wait o, wait so wait wait In this analogy,

1139
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 1: Slytherin was La La Land, which if there's ever been

1140
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: a more Slytherin movie pointed out to me because in

1141
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 1: Moonlight was Griffin door yeah, or or the alternate double

1142
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:47,640
Speaker 1: door is Steve Harvey, and then I forget the two

1143
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: other countries, but double Doore is Steve Harvey, right, got

1144
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: the same wace front Wave. Did I ever say the

1145
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: double doors white? Because maybe they should agast Steve Harvey.

1146
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 1: What a different series. It would be awesome. That was

1147
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: like what Steve Harvey was like remembered for mainly I

1148
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: just watched The Whiz for the first time. Please can

1149
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 1: there be another adaptation of Harry Potter where it's an

1150
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 1: all black cast? Oh my god, yes, yes, please, and

1151
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: whoever is listening please hire me to do it. Yeah.

1152
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: I work for cheap. I will tell sag whatever you

1153
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 1: need me to tell them. I'll work all day and

1154
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 1: all night. Partial nudity, I'll show use the shoulder. That

1155
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,760
Speaker 1: would be so good. Oh yes, I do all my

1156
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: own stunts too perfect. I have my own broom. Let's

1157
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we were talking about if this movie

1158
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 1: passes the bactoral test or not. So kind of hard

1159
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: to tell because she does her money. Does mention Harry

1160
01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:00,200
Speaker 1: and Ron in that line of dialogue, However, it's not

1161
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: really what the conversation is about. She's taking the well

1162
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: she's kind of blame for them too. I don't think

1163
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 1: it passes because the men are or the boys are

1164
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: like integral to that conversation. I could argue that it's

1165
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 1: like she's talking about being able to defeat a troll

1166
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: and she failed, but she's taking the blame for two boys.

1167
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 1: That's the reason why I don't take because she could

1168
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,679
Speaker 1: have just said, like I was here taking a monstrous ship.

1169
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 1: It's unclear why she even feels the need to cover

1170
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 1: for them anyway. I don't get why that happens. There's

1171
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: no need. I think I possibly because in the context

1172
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: of the scene, they put themselves in danger on her behalf,

1173
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: and maybe she felt it. I could see that way,

1174
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,680
Speaker 1: but that scene doesn't pass for me. And also just

1175
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: the fact that there had to be this much discussion

1176
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 1: to reach any sort of conclusion. It's just like, well,

1177
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: it probably could have done better. There's female characters around,

1178
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:05,040
Speaker 1: and then they're only I think two other scenes where

1179
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: there are women together in the room who might have

1180
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 1: had an opportunity to talk, but it doesn't happen. There's

1181
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 1: another scene where Professor McGonagall and Hermione. I think they're

1182
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,639
Speaker 1: in her office after she has found them like lurking

1183
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: outside of the cast at she wouldn't be lurking um

1184
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: And she's like, you guys get detention. But I don't

1185
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: think Hermione even speaks in that scene. It's mostly Harry

1186
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,759
Speaker 1: and Professor McGonagall talking. And then later in the movie

1187
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,759
Speaker 1: whenever they're like, we need to talk to Dumbledore. Someone's

1188
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 1: trying to steal the Chamber of secrets. What's this movie?

1189
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 1: And what's the operative prop in this one? Like that one? Yeah,

1190
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean the first four that it's it's Harry Potter

1191
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 1: and this prop. Harry Potter in a rock, Harry Potter

1192
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,760
Speaker 1: and Harry Potter in a building, Harry Potter in a cup.

1193
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 1: He's a prov comedian. He's a comedian, a petition I'm

1194
01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: figured anyway. In that scene also she's like Dumbledore's not here,

1195
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: he's in London for the Ministry of Magic. Again, her

1196
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:25,320
Speaker 1: money doesn't say anything. So surprisingly, few opportunities for women

1197
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,880
Speaker 1: to even talk in the movie. It's a symptom of

1198
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: the problem of storytellers not feeling the need to just

1199
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: make more of the characters women. There's so many, like

1200
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:39,880
Speaker 1: of the male characters, we've got Harry Ron Dumbledore, Haggard, Draco, Neville,

1201
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 1: long Bottom, Snape, Quarrel, Baltimore, and then like secondary and

1202
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:47,720
Speaker 1: tertiary characters like Oliver, would the Weasley, the other Brothers, Flitwick,

1203
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 1: nearly Headless, Nick, the Centaur, Man in the Woods, and

1204
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: then really, of the main female characters, it's Hermione and

1205
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 1: Profession McGonagall, and that's pretty much it. There's Madam Hooch,

1206
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: he's she says a few lines, and Petunia has a

1207
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: bit of a role in the story, but like they

1208
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,439
Speaker 1: never intersect with other female characters, or they rarely do.

1209
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:12,560
Speaker 1: I would be interested, and maybe there are we have

1210
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 1: listeners who are hardcore enough Harry Potter fans. I'm sure

1211
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: this exists out there somewhere, but be interested in how

1212
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: that evolves over from like movie to movie, from story

1213
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,799
Speaker 1: to story, and then eventually from my guest director to director.

1214
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 1: Because this one I doesn't pass, I would imagine, because

1215
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: I think the second movie is kind of the same

1216
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 1: exact tame as the first movie. If it does pass,

1217
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,840
Speaker 1: probably not by that much. But it's I don't know,

1218
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:41,360
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not nothing's going to make me rewatch

1219
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:43,519
Speaker 1: these movies. I thought it would be interested to know.

1220
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 1: We see much more of Mrs Weasley in the second movie,

1221
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, we see of the new professors. It's

1222
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 1: the Gildroy Lockhart. So he's a handsome, handsome, handsome cut

1223
01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: guy who can't do anything mediocres actor you TV one

1224
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 1: on one. Uh yeah, i'd have to really, let's just

1225
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: do all the Harry Potter movies back if you're another episode, absolutely,

1226
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 1: because I have strong opinions and I can think of

1227
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,640
Speaker 1: some scenes from like later ones where I'm like, this

1228
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: would totally pass the Bechtel test for sure, like Book seven, right,

1229
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: for sure, the Unbridged movie. That's gotta pass because she's

1230
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: in so much of it, and I feel like to

1231
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,560
Speaker 1: her McGonagall, like have it out at some point, or like,

1232
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:39,640
Speaker 1: I Harriston, I think I just actually called you Haristotle, Haristotle, Haristotle.

1233
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: You should go by Harry for short, Harry Potter. Okay,

1234
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: Harry Stottle don't make Harry Stotle. He doesn't deserve it

1235
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 1: in a good way. And then hot take, I agree

1236
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 1: that let's write the movie on her nipple scale. We

1237
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 1: read the movie on a scale of zero to five

1238
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 1: nipples based on its portrayal of women. I would say

1239
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three or three and a half.

1240
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 1: I'll skew down to a three because I think it

1241
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:17,640
Speaker 1: could have done a better job, especially considering it was

1242
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,679
Speaker 1: adapted from source material written by a woman. I don't

1243
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: know why she didn't include of the female characters that

1244
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: there are a lot of them are. Yes, they're strong characters,

1245
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 1: they are well developed, but there's just not enough of

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Speaker 1: them that contribute that much to the story. Hermione is great,

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Speaker 1: and I think, as we've agreed, she has more bearing

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Speaker 1: on the story than Ron, who is virtually useless. But man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get so many tweets people Ron, would you?

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Speaker 1: And I just wish that the gender balance was more equal,

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01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:01,560
Speaker 1: Like why aren't there more female characters who are contributing

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01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: more to the story. That might improve down the road,

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Speaker 1: but at least for this first movie, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with the three nipples. The nipples belong two of them.

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Speaker 1: I love giving having a nipple belong to an animal,

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01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: so um. Two of them belong to the three headed

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Speaker 1: dog Fluffy, so it's got some fluffy nipples. And then

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Speaker 1: the third one it belongs to the center, whose nipples.

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01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 1: We do see whose nipple? Oh yeah, we do. Because

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01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,519
Speaker 1: he's shirtless. You can see his big horse dick, and

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01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,840
Speaker 1: we see his nipples, his human nipples. We see that

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Speaker 1: half horse talk. I'm going to piggyback on you. I

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Speaker 1: agree with three because similar reasons. There are not really

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Speaker 1: any female characters that we are actively introduced my as

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Speaker 1: Susan Bones. But like almost every female character were introduced

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Speaker 1: to is strong, is a professional, or at least has

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Speaker 1: enough of a background that you understand where they're coming from,

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01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,400
Speaker 1: which is all you can ask out of a character.

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Speaker 1: They're not. You know, they're not all going to be

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01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: fucking wonder woman bad ass bitches, but we know where

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Speaker 1: they're coming from their characters. That I feel like is

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01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:21,080
Speaker 1: pretty impressive for any movie. But they don't talk to

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Speaker 1: each other. And I think another positive thing you can

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01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:28,760
Speaker 1: say for this movie is that women are not actively

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01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: punished in the way I think women in major movies

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01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,080
Speaker 1: often are just because they are women and around. But again,

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Speaker 1: that is not a trophy or an accomplishment. That's just

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01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: something that you wouldn't should default too. But movies can't

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Speaker 1: even manage to default to that, right, Like movies that

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01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 1: came out ten years after that, movies that came out

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01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 1: sucking yesterday. It still can't pull it off for a

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01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: lot of the time. So that's good. But three nipples

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01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 1: because they don't talked to each other enough. Give two

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Speaker 1: of the nipples to Double Door, but Steve, Steve Harvey,

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01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 1: Double Door, and then I'll give my last nipple to

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01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: Ron's Rats who turns out it turns out to be

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01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:20,719
Speaker 1: that that British character actor who's in every movie. Yeah,

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01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,120
Speaker 1: so three, yeah, I would agree with that. I would

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Speaker 1: give three. I was leaning to three and a half

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01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:30,760
Speaker 1: nipples because of the strong female characters UM that were

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01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: an important part of the story, but their inclusion in

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01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 1: the story was what kind of what gave them that ceiling.

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01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: I didn't like that they didn't talk to each other.

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01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 1: I didn't like that Hermione didn't have other feet. Like

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Speaker 1: I can't even off the top of my head be like, oh, yeah,

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01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 1: this other woman is a griffin door. Oh I've seen

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01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,439
Speaker 1: you know, other griffin doors sitting around, Like I've seen

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01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:52,760
Speaker 1: other male griffin door sitting around. It was just an

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Speaker 1: emphasis on men with strong female characters sprinkled in UM

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01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,600
Speaker 1: and men's relationships like all the bonds apart from his

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01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,760
Speaker 1: bond with Hermione, most of the like relationships in the

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Speaker 1: movies Harry and Hagrid, Harry and Dumbledore's budding, Harry and

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01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:18,719
Speaker 1: Ron Christmas together. Sorry, yeah, there's no happy Christmas. Christmas

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01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: real British? Yeah was there to the celebrating Christian holidays.

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01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: Here's some Christian witches. Let's see who get these nipples? Um?

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01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 1: I would give the half nipple is ms Norris? Cool

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01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 1: because very small kitties have eight nipples, as we recently

1308
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:47,639
Speaker 1: learned from the line Caitlyn and I captured a strike

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01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:53,240
Speaker 1: and count it? Wait what was the movie? Like? They're

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01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: from the Wizard of Oz because I was like the

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01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:58,719
Speaker 1: cowardly lion. How many nipples do cats have? And eight

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Speaker 1: is the number? Sixt eight one and a half yeah? Um.

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Speaker 1: And then another nipple goes to Professor flit Wick. Is

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01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:13,680
Speaker 1: he the one who was decorating the Christmas tree? He

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01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 1: gets because I really feel like he's seen some stuff

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01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:21,720
Speaker 1: out there. And another nip goes to uh, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this nip to Snap? Okay, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't get a lot of love, right. You get

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01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:30,560
Speaker 1: to have a nipple and his perky okay, and it

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01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,680
Speaker 1: would be that's why his robes are so flowing. His

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01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: nips are hard. Just the one nip this year is

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01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: real hard and just I learned it. You earned it.

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Speaker 1: I like it recipes Alan Rickman. Yeah, well, Maggie, thank

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01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 1: you so much for being here. Then I would say

1325
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:56,880
Speaker 1: even magical. Where can people find you online? I'm on

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01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,720
Speaker 1: Twitter at Maggie May ha ha and that's m a

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Speaker 1: y ees may. I got a Facebook page out there,

1328
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:09,639
Speaker 1: Craigslist sometimes looking for a dresser. Hit a nuck on Craigslist.

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01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:13,000
Speaker 1: If you've got a dresser, I'm on I'm on some

1330
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 1: magic apps. You muggles wouldn't know anything about y'all wouldn't

1331
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,519
Speaker 1: know anything about that. Y'all don't know about match app,

1332
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 1: match app now, okay, don't worry about it. That so,

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01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,200
Speaker 1: but you can find me on Twitter. I'll be there.

1334
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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Twitter at Bechtel Cast. You

1335
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,680
Speaker 1: should follow us on Instagram at Becktel Cast. You can

1336
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:36,000
Speaker 1: email us at the Becktel Cast at gmail dot com.

1337
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Speaker 1: There's a Facebook page you can We've got a Facebook

1338
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:42,120
Speaker 1: also called the Bechtel Cast. We're everywhere, no reason and

1339
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 1: not I hang out with us. We got a Bengo

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01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,200
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm gonna Bengal on Wednesday nights sometimes if

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01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 1: we're not busy, right. That sounds fun though. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: would love me nice. I'll go. I won't talk about

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01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,800
Speaker 1: any man either. O. Yeah, I think please please come

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Speaker 1: with us. It'll be a blast. Let's be friends. I'm

1345
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Speaker 1: gonna say something really good to close out. The episode

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Speaker 1: comes here. It comes um about about all right. Bye bye,