WEBVTT - My Car Wash Guy - Buzz Cadenhead 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.120 Is washing cars good training for karate? 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:06.760 Yes, Tashha. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:16.760 Tosh Show. Hey, everybody, welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host, 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.520 Daniel Tosh. Let's get going. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.680 Kaa Lef. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:27.240 Kaya left is going to rock you, Eddie and I 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:34.320 know the same songs. Kay Lef patient so groove you. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:37.760 I don't know what they say there. I just said 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:38.879 patients will groove you. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.320 That's fine for me. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.680 I don't know what it is. Are they American? Who 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.360 was that? I thought it was German? But whether it's 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:55.200 a guy wrapping on it, kye, do do do do? 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.800 British electronic band. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:02.560 Is gonna rock you. British electronic it's in well man, Eddie. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.399 Oh holy cow, I tell you what. I'm surprised I'm 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:10.240 here today. What happened to me this weekend stripped me 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:17.920 of my confidence. Okay, I'm standing in line at a restaurant, Zinc. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.240 I'll say it. I go there every week anyway, you 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:26.959 place your order at the counter. Imagine if Panera bread 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.960 was super fancy and cost fifty times more. That's that's 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.680 that's what zinc is, all right. Anyway, my family and 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.039 I are there, so this guy's in front of me. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.440 He's got a dog with him, not on a leash. 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.919 I don't love that. I mean, I get it, you're cool. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:48.800 You know your dog's in the restaurant and it's not 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.760 on a leash. But I got I got a little kid, 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.760 and and it's you know, he's he's great with kids. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.320 Well guess what, my kid's not great with dogs. I've 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.120 watched my kid go up to Carl and just fucking 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.880 three stoodium right in the eyes. So it's like, you know, 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.040 and then the dog snaps at me. Well, maybe that 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.720 dog wasn't in the restaurant without a leasha on. And 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.200 that's not even the issue here. He has nothing to 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.880 do with the story. A food delivery guy, you know, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.919 they always come into these restaurants and there's bags lined 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:20.359 up to deliver for somebody. He just comes in, he 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:23.000 grabs a bag, he stops, and he just looks at me. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.760 And I'm like, oh man, this guy looks at me. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.480 He recognizes me. He's a big fan. And he says 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.480 to the guy in front of me, Hey, sorry to 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.240 bother you. Can I get a picture with you? And 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.720 I'm like, what in the fuck is going on? Who 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.680 is this guy in front of me? And this guy 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:47.760 wants a photo. It hands me his phone. I'm taking photos. 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.280 I turned, I switched. I took a couple, but I 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.920 switched it and took one of my face just so. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.760 And he gets home, He's like, holy shit, I can't 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:01.040 believe I had Daniel Tosh take my photo. That's so good. No, 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.600 I don't know, he didn't recognize me whatever. As soon 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.560 as he walks away, I say to my wife, who's 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:11.760 this guy? Who's this guy? And she does a little 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.399 uh dig in and figures it out. He's a guy 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:19.040 some from some vampire show, Vampire Diaries. I don't know. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.000 I was just baffled by the whole thing. I'm just like, well, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:27.440 fucking door Dash, you're not you're not fans of mine. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.440 Well guess what if door Dash isn't gonna show me 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:34.760 love uber eats it is? What do you think about that? 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:35.480 That's pretty good? 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:40.240 Yeah? That promo code? Do we have a promo code? 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.880 Don't make one eats do the right thing. Get a 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.680 promo code with Tosh in it or something. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:46.640 Whatever. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:51.200 Hey, Eddie, you wash your car? I do you wash 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.320 your own car? I take it to Yeah, I know, 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.440 you take it to a place you use to a place, 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.040 but I use the wand in there you use the 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.520 high pressure wand. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:03:59.040 Yeah. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.680 I never like because it's I'm like, oh, I'm trying 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.160 to quickly go through the cycles and there's too many 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.240 cycles to choose from. I usually if I go use 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:12.040 the wand, I do three things. I do the high 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.840 pressure rints, then I do soap, and then I go 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.960 right back to high pressure rints the end. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.919 That's my technique too, Okay, but I don't. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.960 Ever do that. I do that. I do that in 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.680 Tahoe at the end of the season. But for the 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:29.880 most part, my cars I have them washed. How often 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:30.680 you wash your car? 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:32.800 Every six weeks? 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:36.479 Oh, geez, I bet it's I bet you're lying. I 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.359 bet it's I bet it's longer. I bet you go 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:41.520 long ten you think it's ten? Can we go to months? 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.320 At this point we have to stick at weeks. You're 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.960 thinking you're washing yours every two months? Basically, huh. I 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.279 wash mine a lot more. I love a clean car. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.560 You know who never washes their car? Pete It's disgusting. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.200 And he's like, oh, I got a tree that like 0:04:56.240 --> 0:05:02.279 fucking apparently has a diarrhea tree because his car. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.680 He's always like, oh, this stuff drips from this tree. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.560 I'm like, yeah, diarrhea, it's disgusting. I like to I love. 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.160 I like it to have my car wash. If I 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.080 could have it washed every week, I would, but I 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:16.480 usually wait, I usually go every other week. Now the 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.919 person that washes my car comes to the house, washes 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.440 the car. But then recently he opened it up a 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.040 new location. He's like, I got a brick and mortar store. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.080 And I'm like, I know, I've seen it. It looks beautiful. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:29.520 He's like, well, it's gonna be great for you. It's 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.880 so much. It's so convenient. You can just bring your 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:36.479 car here. I'm like, that's not convenient convenient? Is you 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:48.120 getting buzzed into my house? Enjoy Psha. My guest today 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.760 is the owner of the hottest car wash in Malibu. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.719 He can confirm that stars are just like us, meeting 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.920 their children litter the back seat with disgusting yogi's I'll 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.960 be it in much fancier cars. It's car detailer for 0:05:59.960 --> 0:06:00.839 the rich and famous. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.000 Buzz Hi, guys, how's it going? 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.320 Thank you for being here. By the way, some of 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.000 your some of your guys, this is not how I 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.240 wanted to start this at all. Who are the Eastern 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.360 European guys. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.800 We have a crew of Ukrainians that came over during 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.839 the war, okay, and they basically fled with their cash 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:21.400 and bailed on everything they had in Russia and started working. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.960 And they're like the hardest working, smartest workers we got. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.000 But then they graduate from buzzwax and they open up 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.360 their own used car lot and small station, and well. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.360 Here's here's my take on them. I'm terrified. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:39.320 I'm scared too. Yeah, okay, watched the car. Good job, thanks, 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:40.200 don't yell at me. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.680 They come out and I'm like, you know, for a while, 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.560 they're buzz You were just you were sending guys to 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.160 my house and that was great, and they would wash 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.400 my car and I'd be, oh, today you're going to 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.400 be doing four, and he would just like look at me, 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.520 no two, and they'd be, okay, I guess today you're 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.840 doing two. Then I would just I would just leave, 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.719 I just walk away because I gared. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:04.760 There are serious people, and they're just very very serious, 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.039 and they're like, there's not good enough. We got to 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.000 redo it. I'm like, okay, you have fifteen minutes to 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.600 get done though, because they're done playing golf. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.400 In five, do you believe in ghosts? 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.760 Yeah? I do. I think Point Doom is pretty ghosty. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:22.080 Yeah. Yeah. So there's there's certain areas that are higher concentration. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:26.640 There's a burial site right above, like right below where 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.200 Paradise Cove and the Canyon Meat. And there's a picture 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:34.800 at the UCLA where they're excavating the dig side up 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:38.400 basically a couple that were buried, two mashed Indians. And 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.240 this is nineteen seventy, so who knows. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.520 Oh man, how old are you? 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:43.520 Forty two? 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.520 Are you too old to still be called buzz No? 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.160 Never, I'm too old to be called buzzy. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:51.720 Which was your original nickname? 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.040 First name was Buzzy as a kid growing up, Well, 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.880 your name's John, My real name is John. As a kid, 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.200 it was Buzzy us too hyper. My mom was only 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.360 Buzzy the beehlah blah blah blah. And then around fifteen 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.600 fourteen fifteen, I'm was like I need to dating girls. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.480 I dropped the y and cut my hair and go 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.120 by buzz even my new wife, my new wife, my 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.680 only wife. He wants to call me Buzzy. When we 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.600 first started dating. I'm like, you don't call me Buzzy. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.680 I'm sorry, you can just call me buzz please, that's 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:19.200 the name. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.080 I'm surprised. She didn't even think Buzzy was like a 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.640 deal breaker. She was like, okay with it. I love it. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.520 It almost seems like your mom was trying to give 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.680 you like a nickname to be a bully. Were you 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:31.760 a fighter growing up? 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.360 Not at all. I had five sisters growing up that 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.280 good person who her and her friend would bully me. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.280 Explain to people who think that Malibu's all mansions and 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.000 movie stars what it's like growing up here as a 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:44.520 little kid. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.360 So growing up in Malibu's little kid was great. You know, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.480 if you have five acres between houses, you can do 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.800 a lot of stuff. So we had the bikes and 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.640 horses and m h Pela guns and we'll just cause reckless. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.719 I still think it is if you're nine, if you're 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.480 between the age of five to thirteen, it's the coolest 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.920 place to live. You can surf, you can do whatever 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.240 you want, and it's kind of it's pretty safe, I 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.880 would say, in terms of kids. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.120 When did you move to Palm Springs. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.440 I moved to Pumes until I was ten, we moved 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.840 out there and we had fifteen acres in front of 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:17.600 five hundred acres. So there we had full freedom, huh. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.160 And it was right in the city. Still have dirt 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:23.199 bikes and horses and jeeps. Oh man, it was pretty 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.960 pretty fun, but it was far like we couldn't go 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.800 into town. I couldn't walk to town and get a 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.559 smoothie or something. I had to like hitchhike or skateboard 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:32.520 or ride my dirt bike. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:33.800 Did you hitch hike back then? Oh? 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:37.120 Yeah, twelve years old? Hit hiking? Yeah, super sketch. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.960 Well, you know what, hitch hiking it's still a thing 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.200 in ski towns, ski Town's kids. I always see kids 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.880 still hitch hiking like normal, like going to work at 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.800 the at the mountains. But what anyway you survived that? 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.400 Do you ever get any bad dirt bike accidents? 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.640 I got hit by a car once, so right here 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.520 in Malibu Park area checking the mail, did a U turn, 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.280 I didn't see a car. The car tee bone me 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.600 and I didn't no, And then I stood up and 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.320 walked on my leg and I thought my leg like 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.400 shattered and that was peace scary. After that? 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:07.400 Was it your fault? 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:08.439 The union. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.680 Technically, were you old enough to be on a bike? 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:14.360 No, it's ten. It's like ten year old kids. Okay, 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:15.800 he wheel, he's on a quad? 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.920 Was the kid? Was the guy scared? Was something? 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.040 He was a local guy. I think he still lives 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.160 there actually, Oh okay, and I think he was leaving 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.840 the doom room at like two o'clock in the afternoon. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:26.679 So the doom room, if you know, for a long time, 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.200 it's an old bar, and it was like basically the 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.000 local drunks. Okay, So this guy was hammered and fucking 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.600 teeth on me, and they're like freaked out. And then 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.120 my neighbor friend's like, oh man, you okay, what happened? 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.760 Bite my finger of it hurts so like hit the 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.640 guy's finger almost off Jesus. And then my mom comes down. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.480 So I'm staying there like broken leg. My leg's totally smashed, 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.280 spoken in three places. I'm freaking out. My mom comes 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.040 down like slaps me three times. She's like, snap out 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.160 of it. It's not that bad. I'm like, my leg's gone, 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.199 it's not that bad. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.680 What was it? Shattered? 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.440 It was shattered? Yeah, yeah, bull blown. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.480 Did you go to college? No? 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:08.319 I tried every like year, I've read enroll in Satellaca 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.760 College and do you like the UCLA program? To get 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.920 to UCLA halfway through it'll be like I'm mix egs 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.280 and sleeping and maybe I'll figure those out later. 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.720 I mean, you're just a country boy at heart, blowing 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.240 country war. You still ride horses when I can? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:23.040 Yeah? Sure? 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.800 Why are girls that like horses? Why are they said? 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:30.400 Why are they off a little? They're so crazy? Absolutely mental. 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.360 If you're a woman and you have horses, you basically 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.439 don't like anybody else. I mean from your lips, controlling 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.680 a two ton of animal, it's a control thing. Hey, 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.640 what did you do with this recording studio that you 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:42.439 and your dad built? 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.720 We had a studio in Alibu for like basically five years. 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:46.680 Were you a musician? 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.400 No? No, I've always tried to, you know, be behind 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.080 the desk, you know, being a musician. I don't have 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.520 the skill set. I can't play. So the studio was 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.240 really cool. It was a five minute seat recording studio 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:01.320 in Alibu, built along the concept recording live. So if 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.920 you have a band that plays and when they track 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.200 a record at home or wherever, in a studio, it's 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:13.079 very like this a wall, microphones, cables everywhere. Guys, when 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.520 they do it live, there's a feeling to it. Capture 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.920 that feeling. So so we built the studio in order 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.920 to do that and opened in two thousand and six, 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.000 I think maybe seven, and started doing shows with you know, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:26.040 really fun. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.800 Fun this project yourself. This is a huge Yeah, it was. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.760 It was fun. It was owned by the building was 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.199 owned by a church, and the church built the studio 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:35.920 and then we rented the space from. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.320 The church and the building is still there. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:41.400 Yeah, Malba city Hall. So in city Hall we you know, 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.040 recorded albums with Weezer, the full album from the Red Album, 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:50.840 Pink's Funhouse Album, Stings, Winter Album, a Thing with Howard's 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:51.640 In and Bob Dylan. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.280 Why did it fall apart with all those names recording 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.280 there because the. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.679 Music business doesn't make any money. It's hard to make 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.600 money in the music business unless you have a drug 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.640 cartel basically paying for the studio time. You know, the 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.280 equipment alone is six hundred thousand. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.640 I mean, it's just but but I thought you offset 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.280 that but in a genius way by having you know, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.640 five hundred people being able to attend these things. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.480 Yeah, So in order to make break even, you need 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.760 three thousand people for a live venue. Any show without 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.400 three thousand people, you're just basically paying the rent. So 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.680 it was kind of one of those things. Plus the 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.440 economy in Oait took a dive and the banks fore 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:28.880 clothes and everything, so it just kind of just all 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:29.360 fell apart. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.680 Would you do to make the building U soundproof? 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.920 So I don't think we're allowed to say it by law, 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:39.040 but basically, if not, the city hall found out we're 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.359 in trouble. All the walls are filled with sand bags, 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:46.480 singlely wrapped basically ziplock bags of sand Florida ceiling. So 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.439 all the walls in city Hall are filled with sand. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:52.360 It's so funny because they destroy everybody when it comes 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.320 to building sure, and then look at them. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.320 Yeah, and the entire buildings filled with sand. So go figure, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:13:59.880 that's a violation. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:06.400 Me and everybody. How you got into the car wash game. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.040 Well after the studio thing fell apart, I didn't know 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.360 what else you're gonna do. My wife, my girlfriend at 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.679 the time, was working at the Malbur Racket Club and 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.240 a friend of mineset you should open up a car 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.520 washed really easy. You have the staff from the studio, 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.320 you know, all the crew. Take him over there, plug 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.920 it in, say it works, Okay, we'll get it try. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.360 So about four guys over kind of carved out a 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.800 little parking lot, and we thought the concept was you 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.280 played times with wash a car very easy here for 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.240 an hour, three hundred members, you know, ten cars a day. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.080 Let's see how long it takes to get to ten 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.720 cars a day. So open up ten my four guys, 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.800 and then about six months of around of money. So 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.520 I'm like, all right, I gotta wash these cars myself. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.440 You ran out of money because there wasn't enough business. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:48.320 It wasn't enough business to survive, and Malibur Racclubs tucked away. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.920 Let me explain to people, I've lived in Malibu for 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.480 I don't know, seventeen years, and I just found out 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.560 about Malibu. I've always known Malbou Racket Club was there. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.480 I knew your businusiness was there a long time ago, 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.240 but I didn't know that I could eat there. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.680 The restaurant's amazing. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:06.480 It's amazing. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.640 The food is so good. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.760 So now I go to lunch there all the time. 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.560 Like I'm not I don't need to play tennis, but 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.560 I'm certainly not going to join. I don't have a 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.360 membership their cross. It's probably expensive. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.040 It's not that bad, what is it. It's three hundred 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.240 bucks a month I think, and ten grand adjoin, but 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.400 there's a two year waiting list. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.440 I'm not gonna ten grand a joining. There's a two 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.800 year waiting all right, nonsense, that's not happening, all right. Anyway, 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.240 your wife worked there at the time, and that's where 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.880 your company started. Six months in business takes a hit, 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:35.400 You're gonna stick it out, though. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.320 Stick it out. I'm like, I gotta make it work. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.160 For whatever reason, I just kind of fell a drive 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.600 to do it. So I was washing cars all day 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.960 and busting hill working as a waiter at night for 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.800 about maybe another year went into it. And finally, between 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.480 going out in the community and shaking one's hand and 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.720 getting to know everybody, talking to every real estate agent, 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.760 talking to every business owner, talking to every anybody I 0:15:55.800 --> 0:16:00.200 could to get business, I'm sorry, developing enough clientele make 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:03.000 it work. And then year two, year three goes in. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.240 We get invited to open up another car wash, another 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.840 country club. So we're at Ribiera Country Club now. So 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:10.600 now we have the model down and we know what 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.720 we're doing. And then we get invited to go up 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.960 to Northmanche Country Club, so we're there, and then we 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.840 get invited to go to Beller Bay Club, and then 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.360 we get invited to go to Sherwood Country Club. So 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.680 now we're servicing five country clubs with a very simple 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.080 model of play tennis, get a car wash, play golf, 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:26.120 got a car wash, You. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.600 Play golf two much times? 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:30.200 So much hours to play tennis? 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.360 No, No, especially when I want two hours to serve exactly, 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.320 I'm all, I'd rather serve for two hours than golf 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:36.680 for four. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:40.120 So then we started servicing country clubs and kind of 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:44.280 started a concierge business as well. So customers in Malibu 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.440 have a lot of cars, and they don't have a 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.520 lot of time, so they're like, hey, can you take 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.920 my car to the D and B and get it smogged? Absolutely, 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.560 So now we have this whole business of servicing customers 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:57.840 cars who don't have time to do it, which is 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.600 a lot of fun for me because now you drive 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.680 Farrari or Lamborghini, Porsh. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.879 What haven't you driven a Bugatti? Okay? 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.119 And I haven't driven that, and I haven't driven the 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:10.960 McLaren's yet, But I don't really like a McLaren. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:12.800 I don't know. I've never been in one. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.239 Yeah it's I mean, they're cool, but I don't know. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.000 I'm not really a car person. Although now I'm starting 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.959 to accumulate dumber and dumber cars. I just got this 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:23.639 old nineteen sixty nine super ru Van. That's the size 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.080 of this table. That's cool, but they are I'm always 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:28.920 the top isn't The seal is bad on it, So 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.800 I'm always like, can you not get it wet? It's 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.520 a horrible thing to ask, Yeah, we can. 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:36.160 I mean. The car wash industry is funny because over 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.040 the years, when we first started, it was all about 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.479 usually no water, don't use water, you can't use wash 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.920 cars with water in Malod, So there was all these 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:46.359 products around washing cars without waters. During the drought in 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.720 eight nine, we'd have rain for almost five years, so 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.000 everyone's water friendly. Everyone's plaining to me that it took 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:55.399 so long and that the cars were dirty. So I'm like, 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:56.880 I have to use water. You have to use water 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:58.440 to wash your car, Okay, you can't do. 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:00.199 It all right, So that's just the workaround is just 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:00.800 to use water. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.720 Yeah, sorry, too bad. Don't flush your toilet if you 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:04.600 want to say water, but if I wash your. 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:08.240 Car, I don't flush my toilet at night, just for pea. Well, 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:08.880 that's my own thing. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.520 I have some what's it you poop at night? 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:14.439 No? Yeah, well I guess I did. I didn't need 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.280 to add that. But whatever I was just making, I mean, 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:17.359 I just didn't want you to think that I was 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:21.000 leaving a floater in the toilet anyway. What rules do 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.000 you have for your employees to make sure they act 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:24.440 right at a fancy country club? 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.399 Don't be seen, so all of our wash based are 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.000 off site. You are hiding in the area, and then 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.000 our greeters treat everybody as if they are members of 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:36.080 the club themselves. Hi, how are you? Yes, sir? No, sirt, 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:41.040 Thank you sir. So it's very kind of elitist, elitist, right, 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.360 because we're guests at the country club, so we have 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:46.880 to act accordingly, and we get calls like, hey, your 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:50.520 guys not wearing a hat. You can't be wearing a hat. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:51.400 You can't wear a hat. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:52.080 Can't wear hat. 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:53.480 But that's not good with the sun. 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:55.439 What have umbrellas, but they can't wear a hat? Like 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.679 and talk to greeters. All right, got geez, So we 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.320 tried to. And then we have a checklist too on 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:02.400 every cars. Everything's checked off, so it's pretty systematic. 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:04.960 By the way, do you have a little buzz wax 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:06.760 jumpsuits for your girls? 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:07.760 We do, Yeah, we have. 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:10.800 And then it's like they're on the masters. 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.600 Yeah, the caddy little caddies. 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:16.840 At the June the Part three event at Riviera Country Club, 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:17.399 we have. 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:19.600 You know, we're in my jumpsuits all of our guys. 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:21.639 You have to wear those there or no? Do they 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:22.560 have a dress code? 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.760 They do, but I mean for us, they're fine with 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:26.359 us wearing them. 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.080 No, I get. I get saying do they prefer that 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:29.560 you're in these? 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:32.760 They prefer because it puts us some you know, it 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.600 shows who we are outside of their staff. We're all 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.240 in blue and taki. But a lot of the guests 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:39.959 will walk up with their gear and just drop it 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.080 in front of the guy. It's like they're the taddy 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.080 and they're like, my guys, we're not the caddies. Are 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:44.840 the corless guys. 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:46.920 You gotta just do a round. 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:48.520 Yeah, it's so fun. 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.920 Those Ukrainians, man, I can imagine the tips they would 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:54.240 give what do you think I should hit with this 0:19:54.280 --> 0:20:00.280 one a machine gun? How much do you charge charge 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:02.640 to wash a car versus detail a car? 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.679 Fifty bucks for a full wash details one hundred and fifty. 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.440 Some people would say fifty dollars or cars is very expensive, 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:12.240 but I will say you spend an incredible amount of 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:13.120 time on each car. 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.600 Yeah, we spend about an hour on a car, right, 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:17.600 and we go through it and I yell out my 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.200 guys to make sure we have these aarowblowers. You blow 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:23.520 out everything. Couples are clean, shifters are clean, windows are clean, 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:26.360 vents are clean. So everything is like almost as good 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:26.919 as a detail. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.560 What about electric cars that don't have engines anymore? Are 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.080 you guys popping the front? Oh yeah, all the extra stuff. 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:35.199 Yeah, it's better than an engine because it's easier to 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:37.040 clean the engine. You have to steam it. You gotta 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:38.720 be careful for the wires, You gotta be careful for 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:39.959 all the stuff. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.600 You ever do any of that icing now. 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:44.919 It was just not there, got it? I wanted it 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:46.800 to be like in and out right. You can get 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:48.760 three things. You can get a hamburger, you can get 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.359 a cheeseburger or you can get a double double, but 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:53.080 this watch. You can get a car wash, you can 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:55.040 get a wax, or you can get a detail. 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:57.800 Fifty dollars car wash. What should we be tipping ten percent? 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:03.320 Ten bucks? It's twenty what's that? That's ten dollars? Is 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:03.879 twenty percent? 0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:08.080 Yeah? Sorry, twenty percent? By the way, the fact that 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:09.240 no call ite here? 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:11.720 Come on? Do you charge the same for a golf 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:12.560 cart a church? 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:15.080 Forty bucks for golf cart? It's kind of high? 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:18.119 I think, I know, but they're I mean, still my 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:20.880 golf cart, it's not. It's not any smaller than it are. 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.000 It still takes almost the same amount of time, maybe 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:23.800 ten minutes less. 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:27.119 Well, that's ten dollars less. Is that your twicet? Is 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:29.760 that your pricing strategy? Do you put thought into it? 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:31.960 Are you like, oh, I need to make ends meet, 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:35.200 we need to raise our prices six percent or anything? 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:38.040 I price accordingly to the market. I know that if 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:41.080 you go to if you drive over the hill, the Costco, 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:43.320 you can get your car wash for thirty five bucks 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:45.920 drive through car wash. I know, if you really want 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:47.560 your car wash, you go to Crosska you can drive 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:50.959 you through the machine for ten bucks. So I have to. 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:54.800 I can't charge seventy five dollars like I would like to. 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:57.680 I have to charge fifty bucks because that's the market rate. 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:01.480 Otherwise I lose. I'll I say, all the business that 0:22:01.080 --> 0:22:03.679 we that we service, and not one in all but 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.560 wants to spend seventy five dollars and more on the 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:08.320 car wash. Fifty bucks is a lot of money. 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:12.320 I know, but still it's worth it. Whenever you get 0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:15.680 in your car and it's beautiful buzz wax, you sell 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:16.359 your own wax. 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:18.840 No, not yet, I want to. We will. I think 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:21.919 this Christmas, we're gonna do a wash bucket so you 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.080 can buy a bucket with some soap and some towels 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:26.199 and stuff so you and your kids can wash your 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:28.120 car together and then call me the next day. 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:30.840 With Washington cars, like, just do it yourself. It's like 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.280 I don't have the stuff to make it look nice. Yeah, 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:36.120 I don't want to go buy all the stuff. I'm 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:39.080 gonna go to Target now and go down the It's 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:42.760 just too much. There's too many things for every little surface. 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:43.840 I don't I'm not into it. 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:45.600 It's true, it's not easy Washington the car. 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.680 No, I mean, I mean as a kid. I did 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:50.160 it as when I was in sixteen, My honness said, 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:53.439 she was sparkling. Our automatic car wash is harmful to 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:53.959 your vehicle? 0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:57.199 Yes, the pH is too high. So basically it's like 0:22:57.200 --> 0:23:00.000 putting acid on your car. So if you do your 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:04.159 are consistently through those machines, you'll see basically you can 0:23:04.240 --> 0:23:07.600 see the stipe zones where the machine spins and hits 0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:09.400 it and you can see where the water. 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:12.560 What if it's not what if it's touchless. 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:14.480 Yeah, it's still it's not different. I mean if you 0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:16.040 have a nice car, if you have like a car, 0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:19.199 that's if you have a you have a car your 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:21.160 care ballance. Yeah, okay, you know. 0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:25.840 Listen question I'm the worst part about having children is 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.240 the dirtiness. I know, and and I keep a clean home, 0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:32.960 and I have a dirty wife and dirty children and 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:35.919 both of them. The fact that you charge me the 0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:38.320 same for my wife's car and my car is ridiculous 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:41.280 because my car is spotless, con dark. I feed my 0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.280 kids what I find in their seats because I'm like, no, 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:46.480 no waste, not want not here you go. 0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:49.520 That is true. I've seen your wife's car. Oh and 0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:51.600 this cheerios like in spots like you open up the 0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:53.640 back of the trunk and the cheerios Like, why would 0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:56.720 the cheerios be here? Yeah, Like there's just make those. 0:23:56.880 --> 0:24:00.520 Hunting ut cheerios by the way. Yeah, how often should 0:24:00.520 --> 0:24:01.160 you wax your car? 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:04.000 Honestly, Clayboye wax your car every three months. 0:24:04.200 --> 0:24:06.040 Every three months. And I've never done. 0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:09.520 It, but waxing's key to maintaining a long lasting car. 0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:11.879 Spray liquid or paste is it? Or is it a clay? 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.840 The spray wax is gonna look great for about a week, 0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:17.440 A pace wax will look good for about two months, 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:21.000 and a synthetic wax will look great for about three months. 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:22.919 And it depends on the car. If if it's an 0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:25.280 older car with older paint, a pace wax is what 0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:27.320 you want to use because it gives it more depth. 0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:30.320 If it's a newer car, a synthetic wax is great 0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:32.399 because it's going to protect the pain and keep the 0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:33.120 car nicing clean. 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:34.360 Is armorall any good? 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:37.199 I mean it looks good, people like it. I'm not 0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:37.720 a big fan. 0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:39.760 I don't like the smell of it. What about rainex 0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:40.400 Is that any good? 0:24:40.560 --> 0:24:42.600 It's the same as a wax product. I don't need it, 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:43.280 you don't need. 0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:45.320 It, Okay, puke or glitter? What's worse? 0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:48.280 I mean, puke's pretty bad. Dude. We got to call, 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:53.359 like normally it's on Monday, and it's a young, younger person. Hi, 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:56.720 can you clean just inside my car? And you're like, oh, 0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:59.840 what happened? All my friend threw up in there. It's like, okay, 0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:01.600 you went out last night, your friend barfed all over 0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:04.080 the car. Now you got detail it, so yeah, sure, no problem. 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.600 What about bloodstains? You ever seen some bloodstains in cars? 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:07.240 In trunks? 0:25:07.359 --> 0:25:08.320 They? Maybe I have? 0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:10.200 Do you have to report things like that? Is there 0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:12.920 a I don't ask, Oh, you don't ask. 0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:15.320 I don't ask if I saw blood in the car. 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.400 Someone that worked for my wife worked out a car 0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.919 wash in Mexico City and he would find fingers in 0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:29.119 the cars, like pretty consistently. Consistently. That's good, that's a 0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:29.560 good one. 0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:30.200 You can't. 0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:32.160 I haven't found any fingers. I found a frog ones. 0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:34.879 Well that's yeah, that's fine. At once was a prince. 0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:38.879 But still they say owning a car wash is a 0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:41.879 great business. Is owning a mobile car wash even better? 0:25:42.160 --> 0:25:43.800 I think if you own a mobile car wash, you 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:47.600 in it for yourself. You don't really want employees, and 0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:50.280 you can only do so much. If you own a 0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:52.960 car wash, you can do ten twenty thirty forty cars 0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:54.879 a day as much as you can handle. A mobile 0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.960 guy can only, do you know, ten cars a day max. 0:25:58.000 --> 0:25:59.919 Are you trying to scale back the mobile business? 0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:01.160 No, we service mobile too. 0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:04.000 I know you do. We recently when you first moved 0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:06.080 to the new location, like it's going to be great, 0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:07.600 It's so convenient for you. I was like, well, you 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:10.960 know what's convenient for meuse is you and my driveways. 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:15.920 No, mobile is great because mobile allows us to service 0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:19.000 every need in Malibu. Right. We have people that want 0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:20.959 to drop off the car, we have people that want 0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:22.360 us to pick up the car, and we have people 0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:24.280 that want to come to the house. So our business 0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:26.320 is to say yes and then go from there. 0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:29.240 Air fresheners. Do you put air fresheners in? No? 0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:32.560 They're horrible, disgusting. They're just I want to make a 0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:35.080 really nice one everyon wanted to do ever since day one, 0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:38.920 Like a nice kind of wood, maybe like a good one, 0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:42.119 the one that smells like something cool, like leather or whatever. 0:26:42.400 --> 0:26:45.080 They have those those cedar chips that you put in 0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:47.719 your closet to like not get moss. But I don't know. 0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:49.320 I don't think there is a good one. I think 0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:50.879 you just have to get a new car. What's your 0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:51.840 favorite car to wash? 0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:52.680 Rivians? 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:56.760 Oh? Man, isn't that nice? Rivian? I didn't even tell 0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.040 them to say that. Buzz just said that. 0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:05.199 A favorite CARDI wash is is. I don't really have 0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:09.040 a favorite CARDI wash pors Turbo, Porsche small easy. 0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:11.399 You can reach over the top, you reach it you 0:27:11.720 --> 0:27:14.520 What about sprinter vans? Recharging for sprinter van I charged. 0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.240 One to fifty, which I think is a really good deal. 0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:19.679 I mean it's a fucking house, I know, massive. And 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:21.159 then they like, okay, you clean inside. I'm like, I'm 0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:24.840 not made. I'll do a little bit, I'll blow it out, 0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:26.960 I'll do it fine. I'm not like mop in the 0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:28.160 bathroom and stuff. 0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:33.520 That's like your word, I'm not a maid. Now you 0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:38.320 got a new location that is, uh is hysterical to 0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.200 me because I had made fun of it before. U 0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:44.960 The location was this crystal store, and it was one 0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:47.479 of two crystal stores. And I was always you know, 0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:51.320 because I came from you know, a small town in Florida, 0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:54.640 and when I see two crystal shops in a town, 0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:56.920 I'm like, what in the fuck are these people doing. 0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:59.840 So when it went out of business, I kind of 0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:02.000 I was like, Oh, they're not as these people aren't 0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:06.920 as dumb as I thought. Yeah, because right this business anyway, 0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:09.920 you took over and now it's beautiful out front. It 0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:13.440 looks beautiful. Before it had these massive crystal stones, which 0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:15.199 I guess some people might have thought was pretty, but 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.439 I didn't enjoy it at all. I didn't like seeing it, 0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:19.119 and I just always thought it looked ridiculous. 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:21.879 That creditgards to my wife. She's very talented. She's an 0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:25.760 interior designer by trade. And she nailed it. I mean, 0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:26.960 the colors told you immediately. 0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.200 I told you that the font was beautiful. 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:33.439 Font's great, everything about it's really cool. So she I said, 0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:36.280 you know, you're in charge, obviously, just let me know 0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:39.200 when I can start washing cars. And she nailed it 0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:41.760 and looked and everyone says that about the place. That 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:45.200 looks beautiful, the blues perfect, the landscaping is great. 0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.720 So yeah, how many employees do you have now? Fourteen? 0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:49.880 Around fourteen. 0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:52.160 Hiring employees is the horrible part of business. 0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:55.000 It's the toughest part, no matter why every business. As 0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:58.840 employees are good, they last for six months. They get lazy. 0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:01.800 You gotta get another rushing in. You gotta you know, 0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.960 if you hire a Latino crew or a Salvador and 0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:09.560 a Mexican, they don't get along. Salvadorians don't like the Mexicans, 0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:12.160 and Mexicans don't like the Salvadorians. If you hire a 0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:13.920 black guy, they don't like the Mexicans. It's like a 0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:15.720 whole political world of like. 0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:19.160 Watching I mean, some black guys like Mexicans. Some okay, yeah, no, 0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:21.640 we can't just say delete that. 0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:26.280 You got it. You gotta get it. 0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:30.920 You gotta hire all Ukrainians, all Ukrainians. How easy is 0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:32.560 it to repair a car that's been keyed? 0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:34.280 You gotta get it painted by a body show. 0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:36.000 What about dings? Can you get any dings out? 0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:37.520 But we have a guy that comes and pops the 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.120 things out. You can pop dings out. I got one 0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:41.800 in the seam. I think I'm gonna have to give 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.200 your guy a shot. Yeah, had the gate clothes on me. 0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:46.280 What you can do? I saw it coming. I was like, 0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:47.520 I'm i gonna put my arm out and try to 0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:48.880 stop it, and I just let it hit my car. 0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.840 I got some gifts for you. I always give people 0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:55.160 stuff on the show's just stuff laying around my house. 0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:58.000 But this one gift, I was like, oh, Buzz, Buzz 0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:01.400 needs this. Now, why I have it, I'll explain. But 0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:05.440 this is a cleaner. Have you ever seen such a thing? No, 0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:09.640 this is it's a magnet so that you can be 0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:13.320 on one side of glass it's on the other side, 0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.320 and you don't because there's some areas like if you 0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:19.000 have louvers in my house. Anyway, I've never used it. 0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:20.280 It's great, but it's perfect. 0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:22.200 I was like, I was like, well, it's brand new. 0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:25.320 I'll give that to Buzz now do you uh? Thank you? 0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:27.120 Oh you're gonna love that. Do you uh? 0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:29.280 Windows are the hardest thing to clean. 0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:31.280 Get that on the tour please, They're the hardest thing 0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:31.960 to clean. Yeah. 0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:32.560 Windows. 0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:34.840 Well, I don't know. This is not gonna be useful 0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:36.760 in the car business, but one day you're gonna have 0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:38.520 something for that. Do you Uh? Do you wear the 0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.120 girl's ski snowboard or anything? I do? 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.280 The girls don't, Okay, but I haven't done in a 0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:44.640 long time. 0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:47.320 You haven't done a long time. Okay, here are two 0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:51.080 gold passes. Now every year I prefer do a show 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:54.920 in Reno at the Grand Sierra Resort. I love that place, 0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:58.120 and they give me two gold passes. They're only valid 0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:01.760 for one year in this date of California at any 0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:05.520 ski resort. They can be used. And you're saying, well, well, 0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:10.080 it's the ski season's over. Mammoth goes till mid May anywhere, 0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:12.280 and they're complete. You can hand them off to people. 0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:14.320 You have clients that are going up. You say, here, 0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:17.160 take these, here's free, two tickets. They can they bring 0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:20.600 them back? Boom. I'm done with amazing. Yeah, you got 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:25.160 at least those at least I don't know. Somebody got 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:27.320 this is off. Put that on for you. That's for 0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:29.920 your cell phone. When you're watching cars, you put yeah 0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:32.040 you can't wear this at Riviera Country Club. But there's 0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:32.840 there's a toss show. 0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:33.880 Had love it. 0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:38.480 Oh man, swag bang got a skateboard, Daniel Tosh to 0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.320 where I'll sign that tode just so you have it. 0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:41.600 Now. Do you skateboard too? 0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:43.800 Yeah? I used to, but now it's like it hurts 0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:44.600 so bad when you fall. 0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.840 Oh my god, it so bad. My daughter was like, Dad, 0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:50.240 do a kickflip. And I'm like, I'll do a ticklip. 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.960 She's like no, do it, like right now, I'm like, 0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:53.640 I don't want to do it. I'm gonna fall. So 0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:56.800 I go out in my garage carpet and I do 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.200 a kicklip on the carpet. Sorry, don't fall. I don't 0:31:59.200 --> 0:31:59.600 get hurt. 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.080 But did it? You landed a kick flip? 0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:02.040 Nailed there? 0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:04.240 You gotta doing it then once a year, once a year, 0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:05.200 land a kick flip. 0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:07.520 In high school, I built a half pipe in my room. 0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:10.320 In your room, and your parents said yes to that. 0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:14.360 I moved to the garage Living Springs, right, So moving 0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:16.960 the garage, build a half pipe, like a four foot 0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.280 proper half pipe, and slept on the top of it. 0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:21.880 And what kind of skateboard cilings? 0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:23.960 Did you have ten foot ceilings. 0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.440 In your bedroom? You guys are doing not mid centry 0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:28.720 modern in home Springs. So like a r V. Like 0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.520 an r V. It was a garage too, Sorry, it's 0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:31.920 a garage. 0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:36.160 So it was it was fun skateboard, sleep on top 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:37.880 of the ramp, put my bed on top of the 0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:41.600 on the deck on the you and there's aboard. It 0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.440 has like the movie Big it was like it was 0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.040 inspired by I'm sure, but I had to pot on 0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:48.600 the end. There's like a foot of vert on like 0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:51.720 a four foot pipe, so you like you literally have 0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:53.719 to like you can't all up into it. 0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.600 That's back when we would just like draw transition and 0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:57.480 like get a jigsaw. 0:32:58.520 --> 0:32:59.840 That's how we did it undred percent. 0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.440 And then you just take that template and do it four times. 0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:05.400 How wide was it eight foot wider? Was it wider? Okay? 0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:06.120 Eight by six? 0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:08.680 Uh huh? It was fun man, What do you mean 0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:09.440 eight by six? 0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:10.840 It was six feet high? 0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:11.880 You said four foot high. 0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:14.240 It was six feet high and eight ft wide. 0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:18.320 Okay, six feet high is way too high for an 0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:21.800 eight foot wide ramp with vert Everything about that is terrifying. 0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:24.840 Did you put on your knee pads when you woke 0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:30.560 up and wanted to slide down? Buzz is crazy? What 0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:33.320 do you have something for me? Buzz? Give me my gifts? 0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:38.120 Riviera inspired golf pats. One for Peter Pete. 0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:40.520 You believe Pete gets it agent. By the way, this 0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:41.480 is a good sized hat. 0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:42.160 It's a good hat. 0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:44.240 It actually feels nice. I like it. I like this 0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:48.720 material and a white hat. Here's something watch I have. 0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:52.320 I had a brand new Indian Wells speaking of Palm Springs, 0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:56.360 white hat. I'd just gotten it. And then I'm walking 0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.680 the kids to the elementary school and there's some other kids, 0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:03.480 some like second third graders, playing basketball on the nine 0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:07.480 foot goal. I stripped the ball from them, take it 0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:10.720 and just dunk it, and they love it. My hat 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:13.759 falls off. My brand new white hat lands on the 0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:15.960 ground and I let go of the rim land on 0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:19.279 top of it. Footprint ruined. Can't get it clean. I'm 0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:24.880 so angry now you Oh, no, set, Maybe jumpsuit? I 0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:27.359 have a real long torso what long? 0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:30.040 It's long? It's for me, it's when I use it's 0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:30.800 what's your height? 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.320 Do you six? Four? T? It's gonna give me? 0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:36.640 Are gonna get a cameltoe? 0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:39.279 Do any of your guys complain about the cameltoe with 0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:39.719 these things? 0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:43.560 My guys they're a little chubby, and you see them, 0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:48.160 were in the jumpstands just like a big old fat guys. 0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.879 I feel pretty bad by the way. 0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:51.480 Jumpsuit? 0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:52.000 Have you? 0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:55.120 Uh do you you you wear a jumpsuit every day? Yeah? 0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:56.040 Most times? Do you? 0:34:56.280 --> 0:35:00.120 Have you gotten used to? Uh? No? The bathroom like 0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:00.560 it takes it? 0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.240 Yeah? I mean, you know, zip it. It's easy. 0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:05.239 Yeah, but if you if you have to go number two, 0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:05.600 you have. 0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:07.239 To do that before you get you jumps it on. 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.280 You know, I don't get to plan my number two's 0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:12.400 like that. That's that's good stuff by you. Ever, what 0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:13.800 do you tell your guys when they have to go 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:16.880 to the bathroom on at at customers homes? 0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.160 What do you tell they can't use the customers about them. 0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:20.920 They have to use about them before they leave the. 0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.360 Shop, right, But what if they have to go you know, 0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.239 and I tell you guys, every time I say the 0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:27.839 airstreams unlocked, there's a nice bathroom in there, I tell 0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.799 them they just use it. I'd rather that than then 0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:35.759 my kid coming out seeing the Ukrainian's penis in my butchers. 0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:39.239 Why did somebody pay you to drive their Lamborghini for 0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:40.880 three hours in California? 0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:43.319 You guys smog the car every two years, right, so 0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:45.359 in a way to do that, you do you have 0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:47.640 to every two years you have to smog your car. 0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:50.399 Not new cars, not new cars cars. 0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:53.520 So it's like an O six Lamborghini. Okay, So you 0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:55.520 know he calls me's like, hey, take my Lamborghini and 0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:57.200 you get small. So I'm thinking, oh, this is me great, 0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.600 I'm gonna go drop the Lamborghini around. Well, you know, 0:35:59.640 --> 0:36:01.359 you do the researching find out you have to drive 0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:04.879 it fifty five miles for one hundred miles in order 0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:07.560 to reset all the computer because there's you know, KILLAC 0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.800 converted codes, there's Michigan codes that all need to get reset, 0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:12.600 and the only way to do that is to drive 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:16.200 at fifty five on the freeway. It is lot. 0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:18.200 Did he know that that was what I had happen? 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.359 I think he did. He's like, yeah, go drive it 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:24.480 fifty five please. And you're driving like through Santa Clarita 0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.400 and you're pulling over to get barbecue, like the little 0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.920 spot and all the guys are like, whoa drunk cartel 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:32.759 guys here? And you're like, I don't think I'm brought 0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:37.279 a few sandwich. But you dive back at fifty five 0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:40.000 and I you know, fifty five is so dumb, dude. 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:42.280 It's so down. You're driving and like the semi trucks 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:45.080 passing you long air. You know, you're like, hey, the 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:48.200 wind he goes down this far. You're like, and it's loud, 0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:49.879 but it was. It was a lot of fun. 0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:52.000 Well, I get free car washes for life, now that 0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:55.680 I've had you on my powerful and needle moving podcasts. 0:36:55.800 --> 0:36:59.560 Absolutely not, No, No, I I got kids. 0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:02.760 Here's say that was the question was? Eddie wrote that question. 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:08.480 I never want free things because I like to still complain. Yeah, right, 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.200 if I pay for something, I can complain if I 0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.160 if I get something for free, then I feel like 0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.239 now this part I have to be extra grateful and 0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:18.919 this person owes me. So I never ever want free stuff. 0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:20.800 I'm always like, no, no, that's not how it works. 0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.880 I'll tell you a funny celebrity story. So Adam Sandler, 0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:26.160 we watched his car once. He shows up and his 0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:28.160 kids and he gets out. He's playing basketball his kids 0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:30.319 and like super cool. So we wash it, bring it 0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:31.880 back and he's like, oh cool, how much. I'm like, 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.600 I have fifty bucks and he's like, oh, you're going 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:37.439 charge me. I'm like, yeah, I got two kids too, man, 0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.080 and he's like, hey, I'm just working with you and 0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.080 give me a hundred bucks. But still I don't know 0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:41.399 if he. 0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:43.360 Was no, he was, he was fucking with you. 0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:45.839 He's cool, You're gonna charge me? 0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:48.359 Is funny to say, well, are you gonna charge me. 0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:51.680 Discuss some of your celebrity clients who if you watch. 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:53.560 Celebs, Chris Brosman's cool. 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.000 Oh man, you washed his uh. 0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:59.160 He came in seven bommobile once. It was like super 0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.680 cool and was like a cool melt man because you 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.239 have the bottom noll bell plus James Bond and he's 0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:06.640 a really nice guy, a super cool guy, and. 0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:11.040 He's very nice. I've seen him at like farmers markets 0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:13.600 and things like that, and anytime I see him, I'm like, oh, 0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:16.600 you're just like you're like grandpa. He's like an old man. 0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:20.200 There's like when they say action they tell you how 0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:23.880 to be cooler, because when he's not on camera, it 0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:26.799 just looks like your grandpa with his pants too walking around. 0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:29.560 I think he's the sweetest man in the world. Hey 0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:32.240 do you keep a clean car? No, you don't. 0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:35.160 I wish. I mean one, I feel bad niking my 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:38.520 guys wash my car because they're busting their ass. It's like, hey, 0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:39.920 wash my car too while you're at it. 0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:43.200 That means you're only human good and two and you 0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:43.640 don't want. 0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:45.000 To go like I'm a surfer, so like I eat 0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:47.760 my car. There's like a left that where brito from yesterday. 0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:50.120 There's like a yogurt cup, you know, like when you're 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:52.799 working and driving and looking, you're just always fuck. 0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:55.439 I don't like that. I want my car. I want 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:58.440 my car so clean every time. It's just makes me 0:38:58.680 --> 0:38:59.600 happy to be in it. 0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:01.960 But my car is a pre so I don't really care. 0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:04.640 Is your home clean? Yes? Do you clean? 0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:05.359 Oh? Yeah? 0:39:05.719 --> 0:39:06.520 At your house? Yeah? 0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:10.759 I primarily do the outside and my wife does the inside. Powerasher, 0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:12.879 you know, I'm good with the power washer. 0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:13.839 Power washer. 0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:14.880 I'll power wash anything. 0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:18.520 I got a powerasher, gas or electric electric, that's no, 0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:21.640 the gas is the high powered one. Yeah. Well whatever. 0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:24.040 If my kids get closed to me, I aiming at 0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:25.640 their toes. And we had this kid. 0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.200 Work for us when the members was like, hey, can 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.760 you hire my sign I'll pay you just basically babysit 0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:31.840 my kid. It's like fourteen. He's like train him how 0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.640 to wash the car, you know, and yell at him. 0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.359 I'm like, all right, i'll put together work. So he's 0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:38.680 like wash. He's like fourteen. He's like a total little 0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:41.520 whimpy kid, and he's like washing the coos. Not do 0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:43.719 it again, do it again, do it again? And maybe 0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:45.960 them just wash and wash and wash, and then he'd 0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:47.160 be like, I don't want to do it, so I'd 0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:49.120 get the power washer and I would squort it with 0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.520 the power washer, like get the work. 0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:54.880 I use it at the elephant. 0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:57.400 I'd call them down and be like, hey, hey, just 0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.960 so you know, like kind of rough with your sign 0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:02.879 and he's like, please send him home crying. I don't 0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:05.120 care because it was like such a soft kid, like 0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:06.960 you know growing up in now wore playing video games 0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:07.440 all day and. 0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:09.719 So it's okay to have a side. I tell my 0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:12.640 kid it's okay. He gets very emotional all the time. 0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:14.920 I'm like, that's sor right. We're emotional people. You're allowed 0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:17.839 to be emotional. I'm I embrace it. I'm not going 0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:20.480 to set him to work for you. Come home with 0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:25.439 skin RiPP top. That's good stuff, Buzz Well, I wish 0:40:25.480 --> 0:40:29.400 you all the best. Welcome to the neighborhood. Uh huh. 0:40:29.440 --> 0:40:31.560 And and thank you for keeping my cars clean. 0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:39.000 Absolutely, Pasha, Oh, I. 0:40:38.880 --> 0:40:41.359 Want to thank buzz And I can't wait to give 0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:44.799 away that onesie. There's just no world where I ever 0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:48.719 slip into that jumpsuit, right, what am I? I can't 0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:50.200 even think of a world where I would use it. 0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:52.880 Maybe there's a bit at my house where I'm pretending 0:40:52.880 --> 0:40:54.040 to be bagg of vance. 0:40:58.160 --> 0:40:59.000 Get the green. 0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:02.319 I don't know, come out of a legend. I don't know. 0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:03.960 I don't know why. I don't know why he gave 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:08.239 me a onesie, but he did, right, Carl, did you 0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:11.760 hear this the other day? You know how I interviewed 0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:16.359 my wife and I've made fun of how her voice sounds. Well, 0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:21.160 now I've actually got proof that her voice is off putting. 0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.200 Her own cousin who I've talked about many times. We 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:30.520 call her Panda. She is outside with me and next 0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:34.440 to us or behind us in a tree. A crow 0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:39.600 makes a noise and Panda goes yeah, and I said 0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:41.480 what wow? I go, what did you just do? What 0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:43.799 did you just do? And she goes, oh, I thought 0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:47.600 that was Carly talking to me. I go, you thought 0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:54.680 that crow that went was my wife? And she was 0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:57.279 so embarrassed by and then I immediately had Carly come 0:41:57.280 --> 0:42:00.160 out and I go, Carly, get out here, and she goes, 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:04.200 she was talking. She was talking to a crow because 0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:08.200 she thought the crow was you, and she goes, one fairness. 0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:12.160 A lot of times my wife calls her paw. It's 0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:15.719 it's it's my kids have shortened Panda to pa, and 0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:20.680 so pa is what she thought, and it sounds just 0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:26.520 like my wife. Well anyway, my wife the crow. We 0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:30.680 got a tossshow store dot com. Get some of that 0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:35.680 free merche. It's not free, you gotta pay for it, 0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:36.720 but it's like it's. 0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:39.759 Free when you get free to how you want. 0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:41.640 You can go to this, go to the website for 0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:43.560 free and just look at it. Imagine what it looks 0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:46.840 like on you. You pay a small fee and you 0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:49.040 get the clothes. It's free. 0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:49.799 That's good. 0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:53.560 I like that. Yeah, it's free. Get a thirty dollars 0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.120 T shirt and you know that's not even that expensive 0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:59.480 anymore because the dollar is not worth as much. I 0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:02.319 don't know how the economy works. All right, we got 0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:05.759 Eddie's tour and my tour. Come see us do stand 0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:10.080 up comedy. Got some great shows coming up. We're gonna 0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:13.719 be all over this beautiful land of ours. M hm, 0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:18.000 ready for the free plug? Well, then hit the music. 0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:24.440 Oh like we're in a waiting room at a doctor's office. 0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:26.960 Doesn't get me excited about this free plug? What is 0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:30.000 this freelo us free plug is for the Museum of 0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:34.040 International Folk Art in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The museum 0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:39.120 was founded by Florence de Belle Bartlett in nineteen fifty three. 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.160 Oh okay, it's been around for a bit. Based on 0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:45.640 the belief that folk art would foster an appreciation of 0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:49.680 the culture and craft of other countries, she also wanted 0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:54.360 to provide one avenue for a closer understanding between men. Well, okay, 0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:59.080 you be sure to stop by after June eighth, when 0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:08.000 they're newx phibition opens called Appearances Deceive. Embroideries by Polycarpio Valencia. Well, 0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:10.040 that's gonna be nice. Is there a fee to get 0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:12.960 into this place or no? I gotta know, I can't 0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:14.680 if I'm giving them a free plug. I gotta I 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:17.360 gotta let people know if they need to have a 0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.640 few few clams on them before they go see Embroideries 0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:28.080 by Palerco Valencia pull A Carpio seven dollars for New 0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:34.120 Mexico residents and twelve dollars if you're from out of state. Man, 0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:38.200 that's how they get you. That's the terraffs right there, Arris, 0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:44.720 I'm learning. It's the first retrospective of Valencia's work whose 0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:51.239 embroidered textiles contemplate the serious subjects of morality and mortality 0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:52.880 with wit and whimsy. 0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:55.840 This seems like a lot going on in those stitchens. 0:44:56.000 --> 0:44:58.560 That's that's yeah, because you're just gonna look at that 0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:01.280 and probably think, oh, that that's that's a neat pattern. 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.000 Yeah, I want to die. 0:45:05.239 --> 0:45:08.040 The Museum of International Folk Art is located at seven 0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:17.319 oh six Camino Lejo on Museum Hill in Santa Fe. Well, yeah, 0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.759 it seems you know, I don't think you need to 0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:22.319 have the go to museum. If you go to Museum Hill, 0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:25.520 you're gonna you gotta hit it. You think it was 0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:31.239 named Museum Hill after or before, because if she was 0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:34.440 probably shopping locations back in nineteen fifty three, she'd be like, 0:45:34.440 --> 0:45:35.839 you know, what would be a great spot for this 0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:38.200 over there on Museum. 0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:40.480 Hill, like brilliant? 0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:45.279 All right, Well, I'm gonna get there. I don't know when. 0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.479 I guess I'm waiting till after June eighth. I hate 0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:50.759 to even plug it that way because now I feel like, 0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:53.880 now until June eighth, business is going to be slow. 0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:58.880 People are you're gonna want to you know, it's like 0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:01.399 the end of the year. Car shot up and who 0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:03.560 wants to twenty twenty five when twenty twenty six is 0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:06.200 coming out and they're gonna put a spoiler on the back. 0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:12.480 There's deals. Get out there, support them. Okay, see you 0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:12.959 next week.