Speaker 1: Is washing cars good training for karate?
Speaker 2: Yes, Tashha.
Speaker 1: Tosh Show. Hey, everybody, welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Daniel Tosh. Let's get going.
Speaker 2: Kaa Lef.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what they say there. I just said
Speaker 1: patients will groove you.
Speaker 2: That's fine for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Are they American? Who
Speaker 1: was that? I thought it was German? But whether it's
Speaker 1: a guy wrapping on it, kye, do do do do?
Speaker 2: British electronic band.
Speaker 1: Is gonna rock you. British electronic it's in well man, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Oh holy cow, I tell you what. I'm surprised I'm
Speaker 1: here today. What happened to me this weekend stripped me
Speaker 1: of my confidence. Okay, I'm standing in line at a restaurant, Zinc.
Speaker 1: I'll say it. I go there every week anyway, you
Speaker 1: place your order at the counter. Imagine if Panera bread
Speaker 1: was super fancy and cost fifty times more. That's that's
Speaker 1: that's what zinc is, all right. Anyway, my family and
Speaker 1: I are there, so this guy's in front of me.
Speaker 1: He's got a dog with him, not on a leash.
Speaker 1: I don't love that. I mean, I get it, you're cool.
Speaker 1: You know your dog's in the restaurant and it's not
Speaker 1: on a leash. But I got I got a little kid,
Speaker 1: and and it's you know, he's he's great with kids.
Speaker 1: Well guess what, my kid's not great with dogs. I've
Speaker 1: watched my kid go up to Carl and just fucking
Speaker 1: three stoodium right in the eyes. So it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: and then the dog snaps at me. Well, maybe that
Speaker 1: dog wasn't in the restaurant without a leasha on. And
Speaker 1: that's not even the issue here. He has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the story. A food delivery guy, you know,
Speaker 1: they always come into these restaurants and there's bags lined
Speaker 1: up to deliver for somebody. He just comes in, he
Speaker 1: grabs a bag, he stops, and he just looks at me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh man, this guy looks at me.
Speaker 1: He recognizes me. He's a big fan. And he says
Speaker 1: to the guy in front of me, Hey, sorry to
Speaker 1: bother you. Can I get a picture with you? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what in the fuck is going on? Who
Speaker 1: is this guy in front of me? And this guy
Speaker 1: wants a photo. It hands me his phone. I'm taking photos.
Speaker 1: I turned, I switched. I took a couple, but I
Speaker 1: switched it and took one of my face just so.
Speaker 1: And he gets home, He's like, holy shit, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I had Daniel Tosh take my photo. That's so good. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he didn't recognize me whatever. As soon
Speaker 1: as he walks away, I say to my wife, who's
Speaker 1: this guy? Who's this guy? And she does a little
Speaker 1: uh dig in and figures it out. He's a guy
Speaker 1: some from some vampire show, Vampire Diaries. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just baffled by the whole thing. I'm just like, well,
Speaker 1: fucking door Dash, you're not you're not fans of mine.
Speaker 1: Well guess what if door Dash isn't gonna show me
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Speaker 2: That's pretty good?
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Speaker 1: Don't make one eats do the right thing. Get a
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Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Hey, Eddie, you wash your car? I do you wash
Speaker 1: your own car? I take it to Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: you take it to a place you use to a place,
Speaker 1: but I use the wand in there you use the
Speaker 1: high pressure wand.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never like because it's I'm like, oh, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to quickly go through the cycles and there's too many
Speaker 1: cycles to choose from. I usually if I go use
Speaker 1: the wand, I do three things. I do the high
Speaker 1: pressure rints, then I do soap, and then I go
Speaker 1: right back to high pressure rints the end.
Speaker 2: That's my technique too, Okay, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Ever do that. I do that. I do that in
Speaker 1: Tahoe at the end of the season. But for the
Speaker 1: most part, my cars I have them washed. How often
Speaker 1: you wash your car?
Speaker 2: Every six weeks?
Speaker 1: Oh, geez, I bet it's I bet you're lying. I
Speaker 1: bet it's I bet it's longer. I bet you go
Speaker 1: long ten you think it's ten? Can we go to months?
Speaker 1: At this point we have to stick at weeks. You're
Speaker 1: thinking you're washing yours every two months? Basically, huh. I
Speaker 1: wash mine a lot more. I love a clean car.
Speaker 1: You know who never washes their car? Pete It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, I got a tree that like
Speaker 1: fucking apparently has a diarrhea tree because his car. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: He's always like, oh, this stuff drips from this tree.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, diarrhea, it's disgusting. I like to I love.
Speaker 1: I like it to have my car wash. If I
Speaker 1: could have it washed every week, I would, but I
Speaker 1: usually wait, I usually go every other week. Now the
Speaker 1: person that washes my car comes to the house, washes
Speaker 1: the car. But then recently he opened it up a
Speaker 1: new location. He's like, I got a brick and mortar store.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I know, I've seen it. It looks beautiful.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, it's gonna be great for you. It's
Speaker 1: so much. It's so convenient. You can just bring your
Speaker 1: car here. I'm like, that's not convenient convenient? Is you
Speaker 1: getting buzzed into my house? Enjoy Psha. My guest today
Speaker 1: is the owner of the hottest car wash in Malibu.
Speaker 1: He can confirm that stars are just like us, meeting
Speaker 1: their children litter the back seat with disgusting yogi's I'll
Speaker 1: be it in much fancier cars. It's car detailer for
Speaker 1: the rich and famous.
Speaker 2: Buzz Hi, guys, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. By the way, some of
Speaker 1: your some of your guys, this is not how I
Speaker 1: wanted to start this at all. Who are the Eastern
Speaker 1: European guys.
Speaker 2: We have a crew of Ukrainians that came over during
Speaker 2: the war, okay, and they basically fled with their cash
Speaker 2: and bailed on everything they had in Russia and started working.
Speaker 2: And they're like the hardest working, smartest workers we got.
Speaker 2: But then they graduate from buzzwax and they open up
Speaker 2: their own used car lot and small station, and well.
Speaker 1: Here's here's my take on them. I'm terrified.
Speaker 2: I'm scared too. Yeah, okay, watched the car. Good job, thanks,
Speaker 2: don't yell at me.
Speaker 1: They come out and I'm like, you know, for a while,
Speaker 1: they're buzz You were just you were sending guys to
Speaker 1: my house and that was great, and they would wash
Speaker 1: my car and I'd be, oh, today you're going to
Speaker 1: be doing four, and he would just like look at me,
Speaker 1: no two, and they'd be, okay, I guess today you're
Speaker 1: doing two. Then I would just I would just leave,
Speaker 1: I just walk away because I gared.
Speaker 2: There are serious people, and they're just very very serious,
Speaker 2: and they're like, there's not good enough. We got to
Speaker 2: redo it. I'm like, okay, you have fifteen minutes to
Speaker 2: get done though, because they're done playing golf.
Speaker 1: In five, do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do. I think Point Doom is pretty ghosty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So there's there's certain areas that are higher concentration.
Speaker 2: There's a burial site right above, like right below where
Speaker 2: Paradise Cove and the Canyon Meat. And there's a picture
Speaker 2: at the UCLA where they're excavating the dig side up
Speaker 2: basically a couple that were buried, two mashed Indians. And
Speaker 2: this is nineteen seventy, so who knows.
Speaker 1: Oh man, how old are you?
Speaker 2: Forty two?
Speaker 1: Are you too old to still be called buzz No?
Speaker 2: Never, I'm too old to be called buzzy.
Speaker 1: Which was your original nickname?
Speaker 2: First name was Buzzy as a kid growing up, Well,
Speaker 2: your name's John, My real name is John. As a kid,
Speaker 2: it was Buzzy us too hyper. My mom was only
Speaker 2: Buzzy the beehlah blah blah blah. And then around fifteen
Speaker 2: fourteen fifteen, I'm was like I need to dating girls.
Speaker 2: I dropped the y and cut my hair and go
Speaker 2: by buzz even my new wife, my new wife, my
Speaker 2: only wife. He wants to call me Buzzy. When we
Speaker 2: first started dating. I'm like, you don't call me Buzzy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you can just call me buzz please, that's
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. She didn't even think Buzzy was like a
Speaker 1: deal breaker. She was like, okay with it. I love it.
Speaker 1: It almost seems like your mom was trying to give
Speaker 1: you like a nickname to be a bully. Were you
Speaker 1: a fighter growing up?
Speaker 2: Not at all. I had five sisters growing up that
Speaker 2: good person who her and her friend would bully me.
Speaker 1: Explain to people who think that Malibu's all mansions and
Speaker 1: movie stars what it's like growing up here as a
Speaker 1: little kid.
Speaker 2: So growing up in Malibu's little kid was great. You know,
Speaker 2: if you have five acres between houses, you can do
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff. So we had the bikes and
Speaker 2: horses and m h Pela guns and we'll just cause reckless.
Speaker 2: I still think it is if you're nine, if you're
Speaker 2: between the age of five to thirteen, it's the coolest
Speaker 2: place to live. You can surf, you can do whatever
Speaker 2: you want, and it's kind of it's pretty safe, I
Speaker 2: would say, in terms of kids.
Speaker 1: When did you move to Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: I moved to Pumes until I was ten, we moved
Speaker 2: out there and we had fifteen acres in front of
Speaker 2: five hundred acres. So there we had full freedom, huh.
Speaker 2: And it was right in the city. Still have dirt
Speaker 2: bikes and horses and jeeps. Oh man, it was pretty
Speaker 2: pretty fun, but it was far like we couldn't go
Speaker 2: into town. I couldn't walk to town and get a
Speaker 2: smoothie or something. I had to like hitchhike or skateboard
Speaker 2: or ride my dirt bike.
Speaker 1: Did you hitch hike back then? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, twelve years old? Hit hiking? Yeah, super sketch.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, hitch hiking it's still a thing
Speaker 1: in ski towns, ski Town's kids. I always see kids
Speaker 1: still hitch hiking like normal, like going to work at
Speaker 1: the at the mountains. But what anyway you survived that?
Speaker 1: Do you ever get any bad dirt bike accidents?
Speaker 2: I got hit by a car once, so right here
Speaker 2: in Malibu Park area checking the mail, did a U turn,
Speaker 2: I didn't see a car. The car tee bone me
Speaker 2: and I didn't no, And then I stood up and
Speaker 2: walked on my leg and I thought my leg like
Speaker 2: shattered and that was peace scary. After that?
Speaker 1: Was it your fault?
Speaker 2: The union.
Speaker 1: Technically, were you old enough to be on a bike?
Speaker 2: No, it's ten. It's like ten year old kids. Okay,
Speaker 2: he wheel, he's on a quad?
Speaker 1: Was the kid? Was the guy scared? Was something?
Speaker 2: He was a local guy. I think he still lives
Speaker 2: there actually, Oh okay, and I think he was leaving
Speaker 2: the doom room at like two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: So the doom room, if you know, for a long time,
Speaker 2: it's an old bar, and it was like basically the
Speaker 2: local drunks. Okay, So this guy was hammered and fucking
Speaker 2: teeth on me, and they're like freaked out. And then
Speaker 2: my neighbor friend's like, oh man, you okay, what happened?
Speaker 2: Bite my finger of it hurts so like hit the
Speaker 2: guy's finger almost off Jesus. And then my mom comes down.
Speaker 2: So I'm staying there like broken leg. My leg's totally smashed,
Speaker 2: spoken in three places. I'm freaking out. My mom comes
Speaker 2: down like slaps me three times. She's like, snap out
Speaker 2: of it. It's not that bad. I'm like, my leg's gone,
Speaker 2: it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: What was it? Shattered?
Speaker 2: It was shattered? Yeah, yeah, bull blown.
Speaker 1: Did you go to college? No?
Speaker 2: I tried every like year, I've read enroll in Satellaca
Speaker 2: College and do you like the UCLA program? To get
Speaker 2: to UCLA halfway through it'll be like I'm mix egs
Speaker 2: and sleeping and maybe I'll figure those out later.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just a country boy at heart, blowing
Speaker 1: country war. You still ride horses when I can?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 1: Why are girls that like horses? Why are they said?
Speaker 1: Why are they off a little? They're so crazy? Absolutely mental.
Speaker 1: If you're a woman and you have horses, you basically
Speaker 1: don't like anybody else. I mean from your lips, controlling
Speaker 1: a two ton of animal, it's a control thing. Hey,
Speaker 1: what did you do with this recording studio that you
Speaker 1: and your dad built?
Speaker 2: We had a studio in Alibu for like basically five years.
Speaker 1: Were you a musician?
Speaker 2: No? No, I've always tried to, you know, be behind
Speaker 2: the desk, you know, being a musician. I don't have
Speaker 2: the skill set. I can't play. So the studio was
Speaker 2: really cool. It was a five minute seat recording studio
Speaker 2: in Alibu, built along the concept recording live. So if
Speaker 2: you have a band that plays and when they track
Speaker 2: a record at home or wherever, in a studio, it's
Speaker 2: very like this a wall, microphones, cables everywhere. Guys, when
Speaker 2: they do it live, there's a feeling to it. Capture
Speaker 2: that feeling. So so we built the studio in order
Speaker 2: to do that and opened in two thousand and six,
Speaker 2: I think maybe seven, and started doing shows with you know,
Speaker 2: really fun.
Speaker 1: Fun this project yourself. This is a huge Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was fun. It was owned by the building was
Speaker 2: owned by a church, and the church built the studio
Speaker 2: and then we rented the space from.
Speaker 1: The church and the building is still there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Malba city Hall. So in city Hall we you know,
Speaker 2: recorded albums with Weezer, the full album from the Red Album,
Speaker 2: Pink's Funhouse Album, Stings, Winter Album, a Thing with Howard's
Speaker 2: In and Bob Dylan.
Speaker 1: Why did it fall apart with all those names recording
Speaker 1: there because the.
Speaker 2: Music business doesn't make any money. It's hard to make
Speaker 2: money in the music business unless you have a drug
Speaker 2: cartel basically paying for the studio time. You know, the
Speaker 2: equipment alone is six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just but but I thought you offset
Speaker 1: that but in a genius way by having you know,
Speaker 1: five hundred people being able to attend these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So in order to make break even, you need
Speaker 2: three thousand people for a live venue. Any show without
Speaker 2: three thousand people, you're just basically paying the rent. So
Speaker 2: it was kind of one of those things. Plus the
Speaker 2: economy in Oait took a dive and the banks fore
Speaker 2: clothes and everything, so it just kind of just all
Speaker 2: fell apart.
Speaker 1: Would you do to make the building U soundproof?
Speaker 2: So I don't think we're allowed to say it by law,
Speaker 2: but basically, if not, the city hall found out we're
Speaker 2: in trouble. All the walls are filled with sand bags,
Speaker 2: singlely wrapped basically ziplock bags of sand Florida ceiling. So
Speaker 2: all the walls in city Hall are filled with sand.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because they destroy everybody when it comes
Speaker 1: to building sure, and then look at them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the entire buildings filled with sand. So go figure,
Speaker 2: that's a violation.
Speaker 1: Me and everybody. How you got into the car wash game.
Speaker 2: Well after the studio thing fell apart, I didn't know
Speaker 2: what else you're gonna do. My wife, my girlfriend at
Speaker 2: the time, was working at the Malbur Racket Club and
Speaker 2: a friend of mineset you should open up a car
Speaker 2: washed really easy. You have the staff from the studio,
Speaker 2: you know, all the crew. Take him over there, plug
Speaker 2: it in, say it works, Okay, we'll get it try.
Speaker 2: So about four guys over kind of carved out a
Speaker 2: little parking lot, and we thought the concept was you
Speaker 2: played times with wash a car very easy here for
Speaker 2: an hour, three hundred members, you know, ten cars a day.
Speaker 2: Let's see how long it takes to get to ten
Speaker 2: cars a day. So open up ten my four guys,
Speaker 2: and then about six months of around of money. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I gotta wash these cars myself.
Speaker 1: You ran out of money because there wasn't enough business.
Speaker 2: It wasn't enough business to survive, and Malibur Racclubs tucked away.
Speaker 1: Let me explain to people, I've lived in Malibu for
Speaker 1: I don't know, seventeen years, and I just found out
Speaker 1: about Malibu. I've always known Malbou Racket Club was there.
Speaker 1: I knew your businusiness was there a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that I could eat there.
Speaker 2: The restaurant's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: The food is so good.
Speaker 1: So now I go to lunch there all the time.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I don't need to play tennis, but
Speaker 1: I'm certainly not going to join. I don't have a
Speaker 1: membership their cross. It's probably expensive.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad, what is it. It's three hundred
Speaker 2: bucks a month I think, and ten grand adjoin, but
Speaker 2: there's a two year waiting list.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ten grand a joining. There's a two
Speaker 1: year waiting all right, nonsense, that's not happening, all right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: your wife worked there at the time, and that's where
Speaker 1: your company started. Six months in business takes a hit,
Speaker 1: You're gonna stick it out, though.
Speaker 2: Stick it out. I'm like, I gotta make it work.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, I just kind of fell a drive
Speaker 2: to do it. So I was washing cars all day
Speaker 2: and busting hill working as a waiter at night for
Speaker 2: about maybe another year went into it. And finally, between
Speaker 2: going out in the community and shaking one's hand and
Speaker 2: getting to know everybody, talking to every real estate agent,
Speaker 2: talking to every business owner, talking to every anybody I
Speaker 2: could to get business, I'm sorry, developing enough clientele make
Speaker 2: it work. And then year two, year three goes in.
Speaker 2: We get invited to open up another car wash, another
Speaker 2: country club. So we're at Ribiera Country Club now. So
Speaker 2: now we have the model down and we know what
Speaker 2: we're doing. And then we get invited to go up
Speaker 2: to Northmanche Country Club, so we're there, and then we
Speaker 2: get invited to go to Beller Bay Club, and then
Speaker 2: we get invited to go to Sherwood Country Club. So
Speaker 2: now we're servicing five country clubs with a very simple
Speaker 2: model of play tennis, get a car wash, play golf,
Speaker 2: got a car wash, You.
Speaker 1: Play golf two much times?
Speaker 2: So much hours to play tennis?
Speaker 1: No, No, especially when I want two hours to serve exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm all, I'd rather serve for two hours than golf
Speaker 1: for four.
Speaker 2: So then we started servicing country clubs and kind of
Speaker 2: started a concierge business as well. So customers in Malibu
Speaker 2: have a lot of cars, and they don't have a
Speaker 2: lot of time, so they're like, hey, can you take
Speaker 2: my car to the D and B and get it smogged? Absolutely,
Speaker 2: So now we have this whole business of servicing customers
Speaker 2: cars who don't have time to do it, which is
Speaker 2: a lot of fun for me because now you drive
Speaker 2: Farrari or Lamborghini, Porsh.
Speaker 1: What haven't you driven a Bugatti? Okay?
Speaker 2: And I haven't driven that, and I haven't driven the
Speaker 2: McLaren's yet, But I don't really like a McLaren.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been in one.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's I mean, they're cool, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not really a car person. Although now I'm starting
Speaker 1: to accumulate dumber and dumber cars. I just got this
Speaker 1: old nineteen sixty nine super ru Van. That's the size
Speaker 1: of this table. That's cool, but they are I'm always
Speaker 1: the top isn't The seal is bad on it, So
Speaker 1: I'm always like, can you not get it wet? It's
Speaker 1: a horrible thing to ask, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 2: I mean. The car wash industry is funny because over
Speaker 2: the years, when we first started, it was all about
Speaker 2: usually no water, don't use water, you can't use wash
Speaker 2: cars with water in Malod, So there was all these
Speaker 2: products around washing cars without waters. During the drought in
Speaker 2: eight nine, we'd have rain for almost five years, so
Speaker 2: everyone's water friendly. Everyone's plaining to me that it took
Speaker 2: so long and that the cars were dirty. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: I have to use water. You have to use water
Speaker 2: to wash your car, Okay, you can't do.
Speaker 1: It all right, So that's just the workaround is just
Speaker 1: to use water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, too bad. Don't flush your toilet if you
Speaker 2: want to say water, but if I wash your.
Speaker 1: Car, I don't flush my toilet at night, just for pea. Well,
Speaker 1: that's my own thing.
Speaker 2: I have some what's it you poop at night?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, well I guess I did. I didn't need
Speaker 1: to add that. But whatever I was just making, I mean,
Speaker 1: I just didn't want you to think that I was
Speaker 1: leaving a floater in the toilet anyway. What rules do
Speaker 1: you have for your employees to make sure they act
Speaker 1: right at a fancy country club?
Speaker 2: Don't be seen, so all of our wash based are
Speaker 2: off site. You are hiding in the area, and then
Speaker 2: our greeters treat everybody as if they are members of
Speaker 2: the club themselves. Hi, how are you? Yes, sir? No, sirt,
Speaker 2: Thank you sir. So it's very kind of elitist, elitist, right,
Speaker 2: because we're guests at the country club, so we have
Speaker 2: to act accordingly, and we get calls like, hey, your
Speaker 2: guys not wearing a hat. You can't be wearing a hat.
Speaker 1: You can't wear a hat.
Speaker 2: Can't wear hat.
Speaker 1: But that's not good with the sun.
Speaker 2: What have umbrellas, but they can't wear a hat? Like
Speaker 2: and talk to greeters. All right, got geez, So we
Speaker 2: tried to. And then we have a checklist too on
Speaker 2: every cars. Everything's checked off, so it's pretty systematic.
Speaker 1: By the way, do you have a little buzz wax
Speaker 1: jumpsuits for your girls?
Speaker 2: We do, Yeah, we have.
Speaker 1: And then it's like they're on the masters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the caddy little caddies.
Speaker 1: At the June the Part three event at Riviera Country Club,
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 2: You know, we're in my jumpsuits all of our guys.
Speaker 1: You have to wear those there or no? Do they
Speaker 1: have a dress code?
Speaker 2: They do, but I mean for us, they're fine with
Speaker 2: us wearing them.
Speaker 1: No, I get. I get saying do they prefer that
Speaker 1: you're in these?
Speaker 2: They prefer because it puts us some you know, it
Speaker 2: shows who we are outside of their staff. We're all
Speaker 2: in blue and taki. But a lot of the guests
Speaker 2: will walk up with their gear and just drop it
Speaker 2: in front of the guy. It's like they're the taddy
Speaker 2: and they're like, my guys, we're not the caddies. Are
Speaker 2: the corless guys.
Speaker 1: You gotta just do a round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: Those Ukrainians, man, I can imagine the tips they would
Speaker 1: give what do you think I should hit with this
Speaker 1: one a machine gun? How much do you charge charge
Speaker 1: to wash a car versus detail a car?
Speaker 2: Fifty bucks for a full wash details one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Some people would say fifty dollars or cars is very expensive,
Speaker 1: but I will say you spend an incredible amount of
Speaker 1: time on each car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we spend about an hour on a car, right,
Speaker 2: and we go through it and I yell out my
Speaker 2: guys to make sure we have these aarowblowers. You blow
Speaker 2: out everything. Couples are clean, shifters are clean, windows are clean,
Speaker 2: vents are clean. So everything is like almost as good
Speaker 2: as a detail.
Speaker 1: What about electric cars that don't have engines anymore? Are
Speaker 1: you guys popping the front? Oh yeah, all the extra stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better than an engine because it's easier to
Speaker 2: clean the engine. You have to steam it. You gotta
Speaker 2: be careful for the wires, You gotta be careful for
Speaker 2: all the stuff.
Speaker 1: You ever do any of that icing now.
Speaker 2: It was just not there, got it? I wanted it
Speaker 2: to be like in and out right. You can get
Speaker 2: three things. You can get a hamburger, you can get
Speaker 2: a cheeseburger or you can get a double double, but
Speaker 2: this watch. You can get a car wash, you can
Speaker 2: get a wax, or you can get a detail.
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars car wash. What should we be tipping ten percent?
Speaker 1: Ten bucks? It's twenty what's that? That's ten dollars? Is
Speaker 1: twenty percent?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry, twenty percent? By the way, the fact that
Speaker 2: no call ite here?
Speaker 1: Come on? Do you charge the same for a golf
Speaker 1: cart a church?
Speaker 2: Forty bucks for golf cart? It's kind of high?
Speaker 1: I think, I know, but they're I mean, still my
Speaker 1: golf cart, it's not. It's not any smaller than it are.
Speaker 2: It still takes almost the same amount of time, maybe
Speaker 2: ten minutes less.
Speaker 1: Well, that's ten dollars less. Is that your twicet? Is
Speaker 1: that your pricing strategy? Do you put thought into it?
Speaker 1: Are you like, oh, I need to make ends meet,
Speaker 1: we need to raise our prices six percent or anything?
Speaker 2: I price accordingly to the market. I know that if
Speaker 2: you go to if you drive over the hill, the Costco,
Speaker 2: you can get your car wash for thirty five bucks
Speaker 2: drive through car wash. I know, if you really want
Speaker 2: your car wash, you go to Crosska you can drive
Speaker 2: you through the machine for ten bucks. So I have to.
Speaker 2: I can't charge seventy five dollars like I would like to.
Speaker 2: I have to charge fifty bucks because that's the market rate.
Speaker 2: Otherwise I lose. I'll I say, all the business that
Speaker 2: we that we service, and not one in all but
Speaker 2: wants to spend seventy five dollars and more on the
Speaker 2: car wash. Fifty bucks is a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I know, but still it's worth it. Whenever you get
Speaker 1: in your car and it's beautiful buzz wax, you sell
Speaker 1: your own wax.
Speaker 2: No, not yet, I want to. We will. I think
Speaker 2: this Christmas, we're gonna do a wash bucket so you
Speaker 2: can buy a bucket with some soap and some towels
Speaker 2: and stuff so you and your kids can wash your
Speaker 2: car together and then call me the next day.
Speaker 1: With Washington cars, like, just do it yourself. It's like
Speaker 1: I don't have the stuff to make it look nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go buy all the stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to Target now and go down the It's
Speaker 1: just too much. There's too many things for every little surface.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not into it.
Speaker 2: It's true, it's not easy Washington the car.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I mean as a kid. I did
Speaker 1: it as when I was in sixteen, My honness said,
Speaker 1: she was sparkling. Our automatic car wash is harmful to
Speaker 1: your vehicle?
Speaker 2: Yes, the pH is too high. So basically it's like
Speaker 2: putting acid on your car. So if you do your
Speaker 2: are consistently through those machines, you'll see basically you can
Speaker 2: see the stipe zones where the machine spins and hits
Speaker 2: it and you can see where the water.
Speaker 1: What if it's not what if it's touchless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still it's not different. I mean if you
Speaker 2: have a nice car, if you have like a car,
Speaker 2: that's if you have a you have a car your
Speaker 2: care ballance. Yeah, okay, you know.
Speaker 1: Listen question I'm the worst part about having children is
Speaker 1: the dirtiness. I know, and and I keep a clean home,
Speaker 1: and I have a dirty wife and dirty children and
Speaker 1: both of them. The fact that you charge me the
Speaker 1: same for my wife's car and my car is ridiculous
Speaker 1: because my car is spotless, con dark. I feed my
Speaker 1: kids what I find in their seats because I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: no waste, not want not here you go.
Speaker 2: That is true. I've seen your wife's car. Oh and
Speaker 2: this cheerios like in spots like you open up the
Speaker 2: back of the trunk and the cheerios Like, why would
Speaker 2: the cheerios be here? Yeah, Like there's just make those.
Speaker 1: Hunting ut cheerios by the way. Yeah, how often should
Speaker 1: you wax your car?
Speaker 2: Honestly, Clayboye wax your car every three months.
Speaker 1: Every three months. And I've never done.
Speaker 2: It, but waxing's key to maintaining a long lasting car.
Speaker 1: Spray liquid or paste is it? Or is it a clay?
Speaker 2: The spray wax is gonna look great for about a week,
Speaker 2: A pace wax will look good for about two months,
Speaker 2: and a synthetic wax will look great for about three months.
Speaker 2: And it depends on the car. If if it's an
Speaker 2: older car with older paint, a pace wax is what
Speaker 2: you want to use because it gives it more depth.
Speaker 2: If it's a newer car, a synthetic wax is great
Speaker 2: because it's going to protect the pain and keep the
Speaker 2: car nicing clean.
Speaker 1: Is armorall any good?
Speaker 2: I mean it looks good, people like it. I'm not
Speaker 2: a big fan.
Speaker 1: I don't like the smell of it. What about rainex
Speaker 1: Is that any good?
Speaker 2: It's the same as a wax product. I don't need it,
Speaker 2: you don't need.
Speaker 1: It, Okay, puke or glitter? What's worse?
Speaker 2: I mean, puke's pretty bad. Dude. We got to call,
Speaker 2: like normally it's on Monday, and it's a young, younger person. Hi,
Speaker 2: can you clean just inside my car? And you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what happened? All my friend threw up in there. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: you went out last night, your friend barfed all over
Speaker 2: the car. Now you got detail it, so yeah, sure, no problem.
Speaker 1: What about bloodstains? You ever seen some bloodstains in cars?
Speaker 1: In trunks?
Speaker 2: They? Maybe I have?
Speaker 1: Do you have to report things like that? Is there
Speaker 1: a I don't ask, Oh, you don't ask.
Speaker 2: I don't ask if I saw blood in the car.
Speaker 2: Someone that worked for my wife worked out a car
Speaker 2: wash in Mexico City and he would find fingers in
Speaker 2: the cars, like pretty consistently. Consistently. That's good, that's a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: I haven't found any fingers. I found a frog ones.
Speaker 1: Well that's yeah, that's fine. At once was a prince.
Speaker 1: But still they say owning a car wash is a
Speaker 1: great business. Is owning a mobile car wash even better?
Speaker 2: I think if you own a mobile car wash, you
Speaker 2: in it for yourself. You don't really want employees, and
Speaker 2: you can only do so much. If you own a
Speaker 2: car wash, you can do ten twenty thirty forty cars
Speaker 2: a day as much as you can handle. A mobile
Speaker 2: guy can only, do you know, ten cars a day max.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to scale back the mobile business?
Speaker 2: No, we service mobile too.
Speaker 1: I know you do. We recently when you first moved
Speaker 1: to the new location, like it's going to be great,
Speaker 1: It's so convenient for you. I was like, well, you
Speaker 1: know what's convenient for meuse is you and my driveways.
Speaker 2: No, mobile is great because mobile allows us to service
Speaker 2: every need in Malibu. Right. We have people that want
Speaker 2: to drop off the car, we have people that want
Speaker 2: us to pick up the car, and we have people
Speaker 2: that want to come to the house. So our business
Speaker 2: is to say yes and then go from there.
Speaker 1: Air fresheners. Do you put air fresheners in? No?
Speaker 2: They're horrible, disgusting. They're just I want to make a
Speaker 2: really nice one everyon wanted to do ever since day one,
Speaker 2: Like a nice kind of wood, maybe like a good one,
Speaker 2: the one that smells like something cool, like leather or whatever.
Speaker 1: They have those those cedar chips that you put in
Speaker 1: your closet to like not get moss. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think there is a good one. I think
Speaker 1: you just have to get a new car. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite car to wash?
Speaker 2: Rivians?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, isn't that nice? Rivian? I didn't even tell
Speaker 1: them to say that. Buzz just said that.
Speaker 2: A favorite CARDI wash is is. I don't really have
Speaker 2: a favorite CARDI wash pors Turbo, Porsche small easy.
Speaker 1: You can reach over the top, you reach it you
Speaker 1: What about sprinter vans? Recharging for sprinter van I charged.
Speaker 2: One to fifty, which I think is a really good deal.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a fucking house, I know, massive. And
Speaker 2: then they like, okay, you clean inside. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not made. I'll do a little bit, I'll blow it out,
Speaker 2: I'll do it fine. I'm not like mop in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's like your word, I'm not a maid. Now you
Speaker 1: got a new location that is, uh is hysterical to
Speaker 1: me because I had made fun of it before. U
Speaker 1: The location was this crystal store, and it was one
Speaker 1: of two crystal stores. And I was always you know,
Speaker 1: because I came from you know, a small town in Florida,
Speaker 1: and when I see two crystal shops in a town,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what in the fuck are these people doing.
Speaker 1: So when it went out of business, I kind of
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, they're not as these people aren't
Speaker 1: as dumb as I thought. Yeah, because right this business anyway,
Speaker 1: you took over and now it's beautiful out front. It
Speaker 1: looks beautiful. Before it had these massive crystal stones, which
Speaker 1: I guess some people might have thought was pretty, but
Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy it at all. I didn't like seeing it,
Speaker 1: and I just always thought it looked ridiculous.
Speaker 2: That creditgards to my wife. She's very talented. She's an
Speaker 2: interior designer by trade. And she nailed it. I mean,
Speaker 2: the colors told you immediately.
Speaker 1: I told you that the font was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Font's great, everything about it's really cool. So she I said,
Speaker 2: you know, you're in charge, obviously, just let me know
Speaker 2: when I can start washing cars. And she nailed it
Speaker 2: and looked and everyone says that about the place. That
Speaker 2: looks beautiful, the blues perfect, the landscaping is great.
Speaker 1: So yeah, how many employees do you have now? Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Around fourteen.
Speaker 1: Hiring employees is the horrible part of business.
Speaker 2: It's the toughest part, no matter why every business. As
Speaker 2: employees are good, they last for six months. They get lazy.
Speaker 2: You gotta get another rushing in. You gotta you know,
Speaker 2: if you hire a Latino crew or a Salvador and
Speaker 2: a Mexican, they don't get along. Salvadorians don't like the Mexicans,
Speaker 2: and Mexicans don't like the Salvadorians. If you hire a
Speaker 2: black guy, they don't like the Mexicans. It's like a
Speaker 2: whole political world of like.
Speaker 1: Watching I mean, some black guys like Mexicans. Some okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we can't just say delete that.
Speaker 2: You got it. You gotta get it.
Speaker 1: You gotta hire all Ukrainians, all Ukrainians. How easy is
Speaker 1: it to repair a car that's been keyed?
Speaker 2: You gotta get it painted by a body show.
Speaker 1: What about dings? Can you get any dings out?
Speaker 2: But we have a guy that comes and pops the
Speaker 2: things out. You can pop dings out. I got one
Speaker 2: in the seam. I think I'm gonna have to give
Speaker 2: your guy a shot. Yeah, had the gate clothes on me.
Speaker 1: What you can do? I saw it coming. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm i gonna put my arm out and try to
Speaker 1: stop it, and I just let it hit my car.
Speaker 1: I got some gifts for you. I always give people
Speaker 1: stuff on the show's just stuff laying around my house.
Speaker 1: But this one gift, I was like, oh, Buzz, Buzz
Speaker 1: needs this. Now, why I have it, I'll explain. But
Speaker 1: this is a cleaner. Have you ever seen such a thing? No,
Speaker 1: this is it's a magnet so that you can be
Speaker 1: on one side of glass it's on the other side,
Speaker 1: and you don't because there's some areas like if you
Speaker 1: have louvers in my house. Anyway, I've never used it.
Speaker 2: It's great, but it's perfect.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, well, it's brand new.
Speaker 1: I'll give that to Buzz now do you uh? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna love that. Do you uh?
Speaker 2: Windows are the hardest thing to clean.
Speaker 1: Get that on the tour please, They're the hardest thing
Speaker 1: to clean. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Windows.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. This is not gonna be useful
Speaker 1: in the car business, but one day you're gonna have
Speaker 1: something for that. Do you Uh? Do you wear the
Speaker 1: girl's ski snowboard or anything? I do?
Speaker 2: The girls don't, Okay, but I haven't done in a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 1: You haven't done a long time. Okay, here are two
Speaker 1: gold passes. Now every year I prefer do a show
Speaker 1: in Reno at the Grand Sierra Resort. I love that place,
Speaker 1: and they give me two gold passes. They're only valid
Speaker 1: for one year in this date of California at any
Speaker 1: ski resort. They can be used. And you're saying, well, well,
Speaker 1: it's the ski season's over. Mammoth goes till mid May anywhere,
Speaker 1: and they're complete. You can hand them off to people.
Speaker 1: You have clients that are going up. You say, here,
Speaker 1: take these, here's free, two tickets. They can they bring
Speaker 1: them back? Boom. I'm done with amazing. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: at least those at least I don't know. Somebody got
Speaker 1: this is off. Put that on for you. That's for
Speaker 1: your cell phone. When you're watching cars, you put yeah
Speaker 1: you can't wear this at Riviera Country Club. But there's
Speaker 1: there's a toss show.
Speaker 2: Had love it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, swag bang got a skateboard, Daniel Tosh to
Speaker 1: where I'll sign that tode just so you have it.
Speaker 2: Now. Do you skateboard too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I used to, but now it's like it hurts
Speaker 1: so bad when you fall.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it so bad. My daughter was like, Dad,
Speaker 2: do a kickflip. And I'm like, I'll do a ticklip.
Speaker 2: She's like no, do it, like right now, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. I'm gonna fall. So
Speaker 2: I go out in my garage carpet and I do
Speaker 2: a kicklip on the carpet. Sorry, don't fall. I don't
Speaker 2: get hurt.
Speaker 1: But did it? You landed a kick flip?
Speaker 2: Nailed there?
Speaker 1: You gotta doing it then once a year, once a year,
Speaker 1: land a kick flip.
Speaker 2: In high school, I built a half pipe in my room.
Speaker 1: In your room, and your parents said yes to that.
Speaker 2: I moved to the garage Living Springs, right, So moving
Speaker 2: the garage, build a half pipe, like a four foot
Speaker 2: proper half pipe, and slept on the top of it.
Speaker 1: And what kind of skateboard cilings?
Speaker 2: Did you have ten foot ceilings.
Speaker 1: In your bedroom? You guys are doing not mid centry
Speaker 1: modern in home Springs. So like a r V. Like
Speaker 1: an r V. It was a garage too, Sorry, it's
Speaker 1: a garage.
Speaker 2: So it was it was fun skateboard, sleep on top
Speaker 2: of the ramp, put my bed on top of the
Speaker 2: on the deck on the you and there's aboard. It
Speaker 2: has like the movie Big it was like it was
Speaker 2: inspired by I'm sure, but I had to pot on
Speaker 2: the end. There's like a foot of vert on like
Speaker 2: a four foot pipe, so you like you literally have
Speaker 2: to like you can't all up into it.
Speaker 1: That's back when we would just like draw transition and
Speaker 1: like get a jigsaw.
Speaker 2: That's how we did it undred percent.
Speaker 1: And then you just take that template and do it four times.
Speaker 1: How wide was it eight foot wider? Was it wider? Okay?
Speaker 2: Eight by six?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? It was fun man, What do you mean
Speaker 1: eight by six?
Speaker 2: It was six feet high?
Speaker 1: You said four foot high.
Speaker 2: It was six feet high and eight ft wide.
Speaker 1: Okay, six feet high is way too high for an
Speaker 1: eight foot wide ramp with vert Everything about that is terrifying.
Speaker 1: Did you put on your knee pads when you woke
Speaker 1: up and wanted to slide down? Buzz is crazy? What
Speaker 1: do you have something for me? Buzz? Give me my gifts?
Speaker 2: Riviera inspired golf pats. One for Peter Pete.
Speaker 1: You believe Pete gets it agent. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is a good sized hat.
Speaker 2: It's a good hat.
Speaker 1: It actually feels nice. I like it. I like this
Speaker 1: material and a white hat. Here's something watch I have.
Speaker 1: I had a brand new Indian Wells speaking of Palm Springs,
Speaker 1: white hat. I'd just gotten it. And then I'm walking
Speaker 1: the kids to the elementary school and there's some other kids,
Speaker 1: some like second third graders, playing basketball on the nine
Speaker 1: foot goal. I stripped the ball from them, take it
Speaker 1: and just dunk it, and they love it. My hat
Speaker 1: falls off. My brand new white hat lands on the
Speaker 1: ground and I let go of the rim land on
Speaker 1: top of it. Footprint ruined. Can't get it clean. I'm
Speaker 1: so angry now you Oh, no, set, Maybe jumpsuit? I
Speaker 1: have a real long torso what long?
Speaker 2: It's long? It's for me, it's when I use it's
Speaker 2: what's your height?
Speaker 1: Do you six? Four? T? It's gonna give me?
Speaker 2: Are gonna get a cameltoe?
Speaker 1: Do any of your guys complain about the cameltoe with
Speaker 1: these things?
Speaker 2: My guys they're a little chubby, and you see them,
Speaker 2: were in the jumpstands just like a big old fat guys.
Speaker 2: I feel pretty bad by the way.
Speaker 1: Jumpsuit?
Speaker 2: Have you?
Speaker 1: Uh do you you you wear a jumpsuit every day? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Most times? Do you?
Speaker 1: Have you gotten used to? Uh? No? The bathroom like
Speaker 1: it takes it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, you know, zip it. It's easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you if you have to go number two,
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 2: To do that before you get you jumps it on.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't get to plan my number two's
Speaker 1: like that. That's that's good stuff by you. Ever, what
Speaker 1: do you tell your guys when they have to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom on at at customers homes?
Speaker 2: What do you tell they can't use the customers about them.
Speaker 2: They have to use about them before they leave the.
Speaker 1: Shop, right, But what if they have to go you know,
Speaker 1: and I tell you guys, every time I say the
Speaker 1: airstreams unlocked, there's a nice bathroom in there, I tell
Speaker 1: them they just use it. I'd rather that than then
Speaker 1: my kid coming out seeing the Ukrainian's penis in my butchers.
Speaker 1: Why did somebody pay you to drive their Lamborghini for
Speaker 1: three hours in California?
Speaker 2: You guys smog the car every two years, right, so
Speaker 2: in a way to do that, you do you have
Speaker 2: to every two years you have to smog your car.
Speaker 1: Not new cars, not new cars cars.
Speaker 2: So it's like an O six Lamborghini. Okay, So you
Speaker 2: know he calls me's like, hey, take my Lamborghini and
Speaker 2: you get small. So I'm thinking, oh, this is me great,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go drop the Lamborghini around. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: you do the researching find out you have to drive
Speaker 2: it fifty five miles for one hundred miles in order
Speaker 2: to reset all the computer because there's you know, KILLAC
Speaker 2: converted codes, there's Michigan codes that all need to get reset,
Speaker 2: and the only way to do that is to drive
Speaker 2: at fifty five on the freeway. It is lot.
Speaker 1: Did he know that that was what I had happen?
Speaker 2: I think he did. He's like, yeah, go drive it
Speaker 2: fifty five please. And you're driving like through Santa Clarita
Speaker 2: and you're pulling over to get barbecue, like the little
Speaker 2: spot and all the guys are like, whoa drunk cartel
Speaker 2: guys here? And you're like, I don't think I'm brought
Speaker 2: a few sandwich. But you dive back at fifty five
Speaker 2: and I you know, fifty five is so dumb, dude.
Speaker 2: It's so down. You're driving and like the semi trucks
Speaker 2: passing you long air. You know, you're like, hey, the
Speaker 2: wind he goes down this far. You're like, and it's loud,
Speaker 2: but it was. It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Well, I get free car washes for life, now that
Speaker 1: I've had you on my powerful and needle moving podcasts.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, No, No, I I got kids.
Speaker 1: Here's say that was the question was? Eddie wrote that question.
Speaker 1: I never want free things because I like to still complain. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: if I pay for something, I can complain if I
Speaker 1: if I get something for free, then I feel like
Speaker 1: now this part I have to be extra grateful and
Speaker 1: this person owes me. So I never ever want free stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, no, no, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you a funny celebrity story. So Adam Sandler,
Speaker 2: we watched his car once. He shows up and his
Speaker 2: kids and he gets out. He's playing basketball his kids
Speaker 2: and like super cool. So we wash it, bring it
Speaker 2: back and he's like, oh cool, how much. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I have fifty bucks and he's like, oh, you're going
Speaker 2: charge me. I'm like, yeah, I got two kids too, man,
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey, I'm just working with you and
Speaker 2: give me a hundred bucks. But still I don't know
Speaker 2: if he.
Speaker 1: Was no, he was, he was fucking with you.
Speaker 2: He's cool, You're gonna charge me?
Speaker 1: Is funny to say, well, are you gonna charge me.
Speaker 1: Discuss some of your celebrity clients who if you watch.
Speaker 2: Celebs, Chris Brosman's cool.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you washed his uh.
Speaker 2: He came in seven bommobile once. It was like super
Speaker 2: cool and was like a cool melt man because you
Speaker 2: have the bottom noll bell plus James Bond and he's
Speaker 2: a really nice guy, a super cool guy, and.
Speaker 1: He's very nice. I've seen him at like farmers markets
Speaker 1: and things like that, and anytime I see him, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just like you're like grandpa. He's like an old man.
Speaker 1: There's like when they say action they tell you how
Speaker 1: to be cooler, because when he's not on camera, it
Speaker 1: just looks like your grandpa with his pants too walking around.
Speaker 1: I think he's the sweetest man in the world. Hey
Speaker 1: do you keep a clean car? No, you don't.
Speaker 2: I wish. I mean one, I feel bad niking my
Speaker 2: guys wash my car because they're busting their ass. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: wash my car too while you're at it.
Speaker 1: That means you're only human good and two and you
Speaker 1: don't want.
Speaker 2: To go like I'm a surfer, so like I eat
Speaker 2: my car. There's like a left that where brito from yesterday.
Speaker 2: There's like a yogurt cup, you know, like when you're
Speaker 2: working and driving and looking, you're just always fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I want my car. I want
Speaker 1: my car so clean every time. It's just makes me
Speaker 1: happy to be in it.
Speaker 2: But my car is a pre so I don't really care.
Speaker 1: Is your home clean? Yes? Do you clean?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: At your house? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I primarily do the outside and my wife does the inside. Powerasher,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm good with the power washer.
Speaker 1: Power washer.
Speaker 2: I'll power wash anything.
Speaker 1: I got a powerasher, gas or electric electric, that's no,
Speaker 1: the gas is the high powered one. Yeah. Well whatever.
Speaker 1: If my kids get closed to me, I aiming at
Speaker 1: their toes. And we had this kid.
Speaker 2: Work for us when the members was like, hey, can
Speaker 2: you hire my sign I'll pay you just basically babysit
Speaker 2: my kid. It's like fourteen. He's like train him how
Speaker 2: to wash the car, you know, and yell at him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, i'll put together work. So he's
Speaker 2: like wash. He's like fourteen. He's like a total little
Speaker 2: whimpy kid, and he's like washing the coos. Not do
Speaker 2: it again, do it again, do it again? And maybe
Speaker 2: them just wash and wash and wash, and then he'd
Speaker 2: be like, I don't want to do it, so I'd
Speaker 2: get the power washer and I would squort it with
Speaker 2: the power washer, like get the work.
Speaker 1: I use it at the elephant.
Speaker 2: I'd call them down and be like, hey, hey, just
Speaker 2: so you know, like kind of rough with your sign
Speaker 2: and he's like, please send him home crying. I don't
Speaker 2: care because it was like such a soft kid, like
Speaker 2: you know growing up in now wore playing video games
Speaker 2: all day and.
Speaker 1: So it's okay to have a side. I tell my
Speaker 1: kid it's okay. He gets very emotional all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's sor right. We're emotional people. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to be emotional. I'm I embrace it. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to set him to work for you. Come home with
Speaker 1: skin RiPP top. That's good stuff, Buzz Well, I wish
Speaker 1: you all the best. Welcome to the neighborhood. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And and thank you for keeping my cars clean.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Pasha, Oh, I.
Speaker 1: Want to thank buzz And I can't wait to give
Speaker 1: away that onesie. There's just no world where I ever
Speaker 1: slip into that jumpsuit, right, what am I? I can't
Speaker 1: even think of a world where I would use it.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a bit at my house where I'm pretending
Speaker 1: to be bagg of vance.
Speaker 2: Get the green.
Speaker 1: I don't know, come out of a legend. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why he gave
Speaker 1: me a onesie, but he did, right, Carl, did you
Speaker 1: hear this the other day? You know how I interviewed
Speaker 1: my wife and I've made fun of how her voice sounds. Well,
Speaker 1: now I've actually got proof that her voice is off putting.
Speaker 1: Her own cousin who I've talked about many times. We
Speaker 1: call her Panda. She is outside with me and next
Speaker 1: to us or behind us in a tree. A crow
Speaker 1: makes a noise and Panda goes yeah, and I said
Speaker 1: what wow? I go, what did you just do? What
Speaker 1: did you just do? And she goes, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: that was Carly talking to me. I go, you thought
Speaker 1: that crow that went was my wife? And she was
Speaker 1: so embarrassed by and then I immediately had Carly come
Speaker 1: out and I go, Carly, get out here, and she goes,
Speaker 1: she was talking. She was talking to a crow because
Speaker 1: she thought the crow was you, and she goes, one fairness.
Speaker 1: A lot of times my wife calls her paw. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's my kids have shortened Panda to pa, and
Speaker 1: so pa is what she thought, and it sounds just
Speaker 1: like my wife. Well anyway, my wife the crow. We
Speaker 1: got a tossshow store dot com. Get some of that
Speaker 1: free merche. It's not free, you gotta pay for it,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's.
Speaker 2: Free when you get free to how you want.
Speaker 1: You can go to this, go to the website for
Speaker 1: free and just look at it. Imagine what it looks
Speaker 1: like on you. You pay a small fee and you
Speaker 1: get the clothes. It's free.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, it's free. Get a thirty dollars
Speaker 1: T shirt and you know that's not even that expensive
Speaker 1: anymore because the dollar is not worth as much. I
Speaker 1: don't know how the economy works. All right, we got
Speaker 1: Eddie's tour and my tour. Come see us do stand
Speaker 1: up comedy. Got some great shows coming up. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be all over this beautiful land of ours. M hm,
Speaker 1: ready for the free plug? Well, then hit the music.
Speaker 1: Oh like we're in a waiting room at a doctor's office.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get me excited about this free plug? What is
Speaker 1: this freelo us free plug is for the Museum of
Speaker 1: International Folk Art in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The museum
Speaker 1: was founded by Florence de Belle Bartlett in nineteen fifty three.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's been around for a bit. Based on
Speaker 1: the belief that folk art would foster an appreciation of
Speaker 1: the culture and craft of other countries, she also wanted
Speaker 1: to provide one avenue for a closer understanding between men. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: you be sure to stop by after June eighth, when
Speaker 1: they're newx phibition opens called Appearances Deceive. Embroideries by Polycarpio Valencia. Well,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be nice. Is there a fee to get
Speaker 1: into this place or no? I gotta know, I can't
Speaker 1: if I'm giving them a free plug. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta let people know if they need to have a
Speaker 1: few few clams on them before they go see Embroideries
Speaker 1: by Palerco Valencia pull A Carpio seven dollars for New
Speaker 1: Mexico residents and twelve dollars if you're from out of state. Man,
Speaker 1: that's how they get you. That's the terraffs right there, Arris,
Speaker 1: I'm learning. It's the first retrospective of Valencia's work whose
Speaker 1: embroidered textiles contemplate the serious subjects of morality and mortality
Speaker 1: with wit and whimsy.
Speaker 2: This seems like a lot going on in those stitchens.
Speaker 1: That's that's yeah, because you're just gonna look at that
Speaker 1: and probably think, oh, that that's that's a neat pattern.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to die.
Speaker 1: The Museum of International Folk Art is located at seven
Speaker 1: oh six Camino Lejo on Museum Hill in Santa Fe. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems you know, I don't think you need to
Speaker 1: have the go to museum. If you go to Museum Hill,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you gotta hit it. You think it was
Speaker 1: named Museum Hill after or before, because if she was
Speaker 1: probably shopping locations back in nineteen fifty three, she'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know, what would be a great spot for this
Speaker 1: over there on Museum.
Speaker 2: Hill, like brilliant?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna get there. I don't know when.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm waiting till after June eighth. I hate
Speaker 1: to even plug it that way because now I feel like,
Speaker 1: now until June eighth, business is going to be slow.
Speaker 1: People are you're gonna want to you know, it's like
Speaker 1: the end of the year. Car shot up and who
Speaker 1: wants to twenty twenty five when twenty twenty six is
Speaker 1: coming out and they're gonna put a spoiler on the back.
Speaker 1: There's deals. Get out there, support them. Okay, see you
Speaker 1: next week.