Speaker 1: Hey, uh, it's scary Jones Brooklyn boys An episode number six.
Speaker 1: Let me get some business out of the way real quick. Hey,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Richard Lee, Damien and Marquez Ruise, Tom
Speaker 1: Kelly celebrating your birthday, Kendrew Meyers Pseudo, also Michael James
Speaker 1: Peters and our very own chair. You know, Cheryl Casenza
Speaker 1: Share knows her birthday to this September. Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: and thank you to Diana Clark and Daniel Marine Dan
Speaker 1: for sending in that birthday list for me. Uh and
Speaker 1: there you go, perfect, there's the birthdays. Bertie hasn't walked
Speaker 1: in the room yet. We're about to start the podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's do this. You're ready, so down? What's your headphones? One?
Speaker 1: To send a couple of emails? You ready to go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna start recording. Ready, all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta I got some jokes. I got a couple of rands,
Speaker 1: and we should talk about how I screw drove it
Speaker 1: to tell them, well, I got a new song. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to start with it? That's in the quad
Speaker 1: right there? Said yeah, yeah, sorry, all right, right, and
Speaker 1: we're rolling. I guess who just got back today. The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys that it's been away. They both have so
Speaker 1: much to see. You know, their name is a broody
Speaker 1: and scary, but yeah they go, I'm scary. Jones lumber
Speaker 1: gave broad it doesn't matter the song put me first.
Speaker 1: The Brooking Boys. You start, You wrote that if I
Speaker 1: wrote and produce a song, my name's going first. You
Speaker 1: got a name first, due respected, respect, the tenure, defend
Speaker 1: the fact I'm a venter at a video longer the year,
Speaker 1: not on this podcast. Both have six episodes, episode number six,
Speaker 1: Summer six. I'm excited. The Brooklyn Boys. We're off last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were, We really were, which is why the song is.
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys like that. You know, if you want
Speaker 1: to get in touch with us, if you like something,
Speaker 1: if you hate it, just tweet us. Yeah you don't
Speaker 1: want to email emails like my Space at this point, No,
Speaker 1: it's not listen. First of all, I'm glad we're done
Speaker 1: with that birthday ship. Second, by the way, again, shout
Speaker 1: out to everybody who tweeted this week while we were
Speaker 1: off about the birthday. Shout out to everyone who actually
Speaker 1: isn't support of the we're not doing birthdays, not doing
Speaker 1: birthday second of all, the email thing, which already told you.
Speaker 1: I'm not checking the email account, right, but I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand that. Brooklyn Boys, I'm sorry. The Brooken Boys
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com all right, if you want
Speaker 1: to comment on us on the podcast. We both have
Speaker 1: Twitter handles at David Underscore Brody, at Scary Jones and
Speaker 1: at Brooklyn Boys WTF at the moment, because four weeks
Speaker 1: ago you said we were gonna fix that. The guys,
Speaker 1: I hold the story. So I twitter. Twitter is great. Um,
Speaker 1: I respond to every tweet scary response to one out
Speaker 1: of seven, that's fine. Uh, and so I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a better way to contact us. And so, in fact,
Speaker 1: you don't get as many tweets as I get because people,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't get frivolous tweets about birthdays
Speaker 1: and I love people. Happy birthday. Okay. A lot of
Speaker 1: people have been tweeting me and the Brooklyn Boys WTF
Speaker 1: account because I have given the impression, and you control
Speaker 1: that account. I don't. I don't have time to run it,
Speaker 1: but I read all the tweets, so they're they're email,
Speaker 1: they're tweeting at you there, but I think they should
Speaker 1: also copy at Scary Jones because a lot of times
Speaker 1: I want to go, oh, thank you very much. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you two hate the birthdays and I want you
Speaker 1: to see it. But that's terrible. No, it's listen. First
Speaker 1: of all, we we did our last podcast win fourth,
Speaker 1: I believe was the date, so we did get some
Speaker 1: email apologies. By the way, if you had a birthday
Speaker 1: in the week we were off, hey, happy birthday. You
Speaker 1: just don't all right, hey, welcome, Sorry, let me make
Speaker 1: it more more, more specific, customized. If you're a guy
Speaker 1: or a girl who had a birthday in the past week,
Speaker 1: check now for a penis or a vagina, and then
Speaker 1: happy birthday guy, Hey lady, happy birthday, beautiful young lady,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. If you were another birthday, that's so, that's
Speaker 1: so insincere. I'm sincere that I want you to have
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. That's not you gotta you gotta personal
Speaker 1: I'm gonna personalize it for all the people that think
Speaker 1: that saying happy birthday to three people, when hopefully I
Speaker 1: think we're up to close to ten thousand people are listening,
Speaker 1: happy non birthday to nine thousand people. Those people are
Speaker 1: winking at me and we'll tweet me later and if
Speaker 1: it's your birthday, happy birthday, really genuine from my heart anyway,
Speaker 1: So the email thing, if you want to send a
Speaker 1: long email, that's fine. I just personally I think Twitter
Speaker 1: is instant, like it's I understand that, okay, But anyway,
Speaker 1: you have emailed score. But before we do that, uh,
Speaker 1: the person who's supposed to get our name changed to
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys, he got stuck and uh in
Speaker 1: what what was going on with Hurricane Irma which was
Speaker 1: coming through. He's in St. Martin right now. His name
Speaker 1: was Tonyl. Yeah, he went on vacation and the the
Speaker 1: airport at St. Martin was decimated. They saying, he just
Speaker 1: got online today from St. Martin. Um so, Tony Molay,
Speaker 1: our best goes out to you. He might not be
Speaker 1: back for a couple of weeks, they're saying. And this
Speaker 1: is serious. There's no Tony aside. So he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be He's the one in touch weeks ago. He was
Speaker 1: the one who said no. But well, it takes Twitter
Speaker 1: some time to switch over. His contacts at Twitter were
Speaker 1: the ones who supposed to take care of this. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna be done for another
Speaker 1: couple a couple more weeks. I feel weird because apparently
Speaker 1: his phone is working, but I feel like that's the
Speaker 1: last thing on his mind is getting a text message
Speaker 1: from me saying, hey, buddy, when are we going to
Speaker 1: get the Twitter handle changed? So you know, I kind
Speaker 1: of want to leave him alone. Or maybe we can
Speaker 1: get some stut Martin. Maybe we can get some some
Speaker 1: social media experts from Russia to spend money and pay
Speaker 1: Twitter to take care of it for us. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: not busy anymore since November, so they have time. By
Speaker 1: the way, what a douche move today by you. Before
Speaker 1: we get into anything else, it's funny everyone is having
Speaker 1: trouble with their Listen. You're getting more and more telemarketers
Speaker 1: calling you, and it's a little ironic because he's need
Speaker 1: to telemarket or Frank phone call guy. I played Mr
Speaker 1: Michael Opeimer on the phone taps alight, So I mean
Speaker 1: I get inundated, probably more than anyone. My phone goes
Speaker 1: off like four times an hour, random number. Right after
Speaker 1: the show today, when we were done with the fifteen
Speaker 1: minute morning show, we were sitting in the studio, someone
Speaker 1: gets in touch with me and says, Hi, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Anthony, and you know that's my real name, and
Speaker 1: my first name is Anthony Anthony, and my latest gag
Speaker 1: is I'm sorry, he's not available right now. He'll be
Speaker 1: available after nine pm. Which, by the way, you can
Speaker 1: ry this with your telemarketer people too, because the truth
Speaker 1: is they're illegally not allowed to call past nine pm.
Speaker 1: So when you say, hey, it's not it's not Anthony,
Speaker 1: it's so it's it's he's not available right now, he'll
Speaker 1: be when is he available, he's after nine pm. They're screwed.
Speaker 1: They can't get in touch with you. It's like victory.
Speaker 1: So I keep saying to these people when they call,
Speaker 1: Anthony will be available after nine pm, This is not Anthony.
Speaker 1: Well we want to talk to him about the van
Speaker 1: guard fund. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Um yeah, nine
Speaker 1: call back at nine pm. So I'm in the middle
Speaker 1: of a conversation to tell these people on the phone
Speaker 1: it's not me. Anthony's coming. At that point on your
Speaker 1: end of the phone, what you're hearing is the telemarketer
Speaker 1: buying into the fact that you're not Anthony. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: because you had to look on your face like I
Speaker 1: got this guy I do it was a woman and
Speaker 1: I got one right. So yeah, we're talking about the
Speaker 1: Vanguard Fund. Really okay, well tell me a little bit.
Speaker 1: I can't talk to you about it. I need to
Speaker 1: be to Anthony. I'm like, yeah, nine o'clock is the time?
Speaker 1: Called calling back after nine? And then just in the
Speaker 1: mill of the photo, what happened? Well, I'm waiting. Brody
Speaker 1: screams out from across the roof allowed me to recreate.
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, Anthony, who you on the phone with
Speaker 1: a telemarket or somebody? Your money too? Yeah? I want
Speaker 1: to do that. You looked at me and said, shut
Speaker 1: out what I said? Hey, Anthony, who are you on
Speaker 1: the phone with your screaming? Well? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Because it's funny, it's funny, but it made you aligned
Speaker 1: to a hard working American? And did you even ask
Speaker 1: that person what their birthday was so you could shout
Speaker 1: them out? You know something that we didn't. Where's the sincerity?
Speaker 1: Where's the sincerity? Give me grief about how I'm not
Speaker 1: being sincere? But you didn't ask this person where they
Speaker 1: where they call from? They were calling? They call from
Speaker 1: an area that may be affected by one of the
Speaker 1: many hurricanes. Maybe they're trying to pay the bills to
Speaker 1: rebuild their life. You didn't care that. Chunds like it's
Speaker 1: time's right. Welcome seven male stage. Uh yeah, what's older?
Speaker 1: The Blues Clues part or that you've got male part.
Speaker 1: You've got male parts, got it by a day. All
Speaker 1: we need now is one small step for man, one
Speaker 1: giant lead from mankind on there. I like, ask not
Speaker 1: what your country can do for go ahead? Well, Shana
Speaker 1: Cohen wrote to us. She's a part of the tribe
Speaker 1: Shana Shana Cohen with an E without any it's c
Speaker 1: O h E N okay, not colm okay. Are both
Speaker 1: of them Jewish? Yeah, I'll I'll tell you story about
Speaker 1: that later. So can't wait. I'm not going to address
Speaker 1: to either of you specifically, so you can't argue over
Speaker 1: whose name is first. I love. I've been a long
Speaker 1: time listener to the Elvist Ranch. I started listening when
Speaker 1: my then boyfriend now husband was living in Jersey. He
Speaker 1: would visit from Oregon, not Oregon because its pronounced Orgon.
Speaker 1: With the inception of my Heart Radio, I now get
Speaker 1: to listen to the Big Show as well as a
Speaker 1: fifteen minute podcast and um, Brodie door your rans she
Speaker 1: mentioned me first. I love listening to your complaints because
Speaker 1: I can sympathize with the many of them. Scary. Sorry
Speaker 1: that you don't always understand Brody and his thoughts, but
Speaker 1: I don't find him to be unrealistic. Tribe. The chemistry
Speaker 1: between the two of you is perfect. I love your show.
Speaker 1: Very nice to hear a fellow Jewish person representing our
Speaker 1: religion and cultures. So well, thank you so much for properly,
Speaker 1: properly pronouncing my home state, because because I did. How
Speaker 1: did you know that? I just read it? Next though
Speaker 1: we've said Oregon before today. By the way, because she's
Speaker 1: Jewish and I'm Jewish, don't I have gonna do for her?
Speaker 1: Today's podcast is free for you. It's free for you, alright, perfect,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, have a great vacation. That was
Speaker 1: written to vacation. By the way. I love these emails. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's about to say that was my next question. That
Speaker 1: my next thing, Brody, do you do you still hate
Speaker 1: the email? Not that one? No, not that one. Alright, cool,
Speaker 1: So there's that one, and then there's uh Susie Alvarado,
Speaker 1: who um, she she's submitting that She's continuing the funny
Speaker 1: grammar and misspellings with the picture of another great picture
Speaker 1: for a podcast. Well, tweet that out. We'll tweet it out.
Speaker 1: But it's it's Cokey Free Chicken ko k y f
Speaker 1: r A y chicken, now r a y chicken Coke
Speaker 1: Frey Chicken. She writes, I love your revamped podcast. It's
Speaker 1: not a revamp, it's a it's a new podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: but I also used to be a fan of your
Speaker 1: old podcast as well. Thank you. I thought that you
Speaker 1: might get a chuckle out of this. This picture is
Speaker 1: from a local fried chicken joint in Durango, Mexico or Durango, Durango.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I think she double spelled. I
Speaker 1: don't know why she put it. Must have been a typo. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the city Durango does not have its own KFC up
Speaker 1: until a few years ago, and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: and Cokey Frey Chicken was there, red with an accent
Speaker 1: has been up and running for decades, so apparently Coke
Speaker 1: Fried Chicken has been there forever. And it was a
Speaker 1: knockoff of Kentucky Fried Chicken. But it's spelled. It's spelled
Speaker 1: the way it's said so they did a did a
Speaker 1: riff off of Kentucky Fried Chicken. No, it was spelling
Speaker 1: out as much as it's an intention trademark infringement. Oh
Speaker 1: so okay, so it's a it's a copyright infringement. Okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway you wanted to point it out to us,
Speaker 1: she said it to us. If you I love we
Speaker 1: love to be the grammar pool. Can I can I
Speaker 1: go on? Can I go on a pre rant? Rant? Re? Rant? Yeah? Rant?
Speaker 1: There ran the pre rant? I gotta rant. So what's
Speaker 1: my rule about correcting people? What's rule number one? Scary?
Speaker 1: Be correct? Right, right, be right. If you're gonna correct someone,
Speaker 1: be right. So we had two problems today. One was tonight,
Speaker 1: which when we're recording the podcast on Thursday the seventh,
Speaker 1: is Sunday Night Football. That's the name of the show
Speaker 1: even though it's on Thursday tonight, Sunday Night Football. The
Speaker 1: people that produce it and own it and host it
Speaker 1: are on tonight to pick off the season. The title
Speaker 1: of the show, right is Sunday Sunday Night Football. And
Speaker 1: every time Danielle would promote from from our Elvis Rand
Speaker 1: Morning Show. If you don't listen to both, uh, said, oh,
Speaker 1: tonight sun Night Football, the Patriots and the Chiefs. People
Speaker 1: texted in, it's the Giants and the Cowboys, and that's Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's not tonight. Just like one Saturday Night Live weekend
Speaker 1: Update is on Thursdays, it's still Saturday Night Live because
Speaker 1: that's how it's branded. The title of the show for
Speaker 1: NBC is called Sunday Night Football, right, but it's Harring
Speaker 1: Tonight's Special And guess what the graphics are all gonna
Speaker 1: say SNF is Carrie under what still doing the intro?
Speaker 1: I don't know whoever they're not a fan of for
Speaker 1: Sunday horrible parody. As a parody writer, it's terrible. And
Speaker 1: he doesn't sing that song anymore. That was that was
Speaker 1: pink and that was that was um and faith Hill
Speaker 1: another country. Right, But anyway, point is anyway, the point
Speaker 1: is right, so be right. So you're saying that somebody
Speaker 1: tried to correct Danielle or you, but that no, I
Speaker 1: got tried. So someone tried to correct me today and said, huh,
Speaker 1: who happen though it's Sunday Night Football, it's Thursday Night
Speaker 1: foot on. I'm on Twitter and a troll attacked me
Speaker 1: today for something doesn't matter. But they were wrong, of course,
Speaker 1: of course, and they they sent me a meme analogy, right,
Speaker 1: So the analogy said, well, if this is the case,
Speaker 1: then I guess that's the case, And it didn't make
Speaker 1: sense to what they were attacking me on. Doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't apples to apples. Well, it was a
Speaker 1: poor analogy because it actually proved my point, not their point.
Speaker 1: They're like, set me a meme that proved I was right,
Speaker 1: and they meant to prove I was wrong. So I
Speaker 1: wrote back, terrible analogy, and then I explained why it's wrong,
Speaker 1: and they wrote back, it's not an analogy, it's based
Speaker 1: on facts. So I said, an analogy has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with facts, since it do it taking two comparables
Speaker 1: and using them as an example to compare things to
Speaker 1: get your point across. Yes, okay, I'm following. Is to
Speaker 1: be as B as to C, or if A and B,
Speaker 1: it's right, all right, So I guess, So I say,
Speaker 1: rule number one be right. You're gonna correct someone be right,
Speaker 1: but don't get all cocky. Well, analogy is not based
Speaker 1: in fact. Actually, yes, yes it is, so then what happened?
Speaker 1: So I haven't haven't. I want to ba I blocked him.
Speaker 1: He's a troll. That's I would have. I would have
Speaker 1: tried to get one last meme in there of Kermit
Speaker 1: the Frog shipping tea nice. I'm not a meme guy
Speaker 1: because I like to be honest with you as a
Speaker 1: person who likes to think you somewhat creative. I like
Speaker 1: to use my own words to rip people. I don't
Speaker 1: send gifts. Gifts and gifts. I call him a gift.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't. I don't get you don't you
Speaker 1: don't have, Steve, I don't. I don't send like I
Speaker 1: don't send. Like when I heard that joke, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: and then have the guy you do? You don't you
Speaker 1: never send the gift of Michael Jackson eating popcorn from
Speaker 1: the Thriller videos watching you know, like, oh boy, that
Speaker 1: escalated quickly. Yeah, you know. Look, if you want to
Speaker 1: send me gifts that you like something, I said that perfect.
Speaker 1: I love it. I get a big kick out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm just not a gift sender. I'm not a meme sender.
Speaker 1: And I'm not someone that looks at political quotes and
Speaker 1: and takes on a meme and go oh wow, he
Speaker 1: said that they're all made up by people in there,
Speaker 1: you know, they're like they're not real. Then I actually
Speaker 1: quote from those people. So anyway, he sent me a
Speaker 1: meme that proved my point, and I was like this great,
Speaker 1: thank you, and I read it to Bethany also on
Speaker 1: our show, and she said, that guy just proved your point,
Speaker 1: like exactly stupid. People shouldn't try to be someone that
Speaker 1: you was. That your lesson. That's not my rant, that
Speaker 1: was just grammar. An analogy is not something that's it's
Speaker 1: you can't say it's not analogy. It's factual analogies of
Speaker 1: factual analogies are based on facts. They can be absolutely
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all I got. Um, So I'm not
Speaker 1: sorry that I screwed you over. I got a text
Speaker 1: today from from t J, one of one of our
Speaker 1: followers on the podcast but also on on the other
Speaker 1: Stared morning show, and he sent me a link to
Speaker 1: a story that said, reasons why you shouldn't be you
Speaker 1: should never apologize for your cutting sense of humor. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like, but by the way, I really do appreciate
Speaker 1: your cutting sense of humor. You I don't think you've
Speaker 1: ever offended me. In all the years, and you've pissed
Speaker 1: me off before. Absolutely, you've definitely debated, we've debated to
Speaker 1: add nauseam on certain things. But because you know where
Speaker 1: it comes from, you know that if I say something,
Speaker 1: it's not rooted in anger. Right on Twitter, sometimes people
Speaker 1: will responding, oh too soon, or or that's mean I
Speaker 1: tweeted something out. There's very very little. There's very little
Speaker 1: you've ever tweeted out that I'm like that has made me.
Speaker 1: I tweeted something a couple of weeks ago. I don't
Speaker 1: remember it was, but I tweeted it out, and let's
Speaker 1: just say, um, let's just say as in as in
Speaker 1: an example, as an analogy, there was a baseball player
Speaker 1: and a bat, and I tweeted about the baseball player
Speaker 1: in terms of how the bat was an idiot, right,
Speaker 1: the bat was terrible. The person attacked me for attacking
Speaker 1: the baseball player. I said, no, look again, I was
Speaker 1: clearly attacking the bat. And they were like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. They're like, that's a terrible comment, how rude.
Speaker 1: I listened to the show, but that's just you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said that. That's hurtful, And I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: what I said. I'm not in the hurtful business. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have fun with people and listen. If something's funny,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for the joke. Uh, don't ever hit
Speaker 1: me back. If I say this, I'm gonna get hit
Speaker 1: back with it. But when you tweet me back and
Speaker 1: go too soon, No, it's too soon for you. It's
Speaker 1: not my job to determine too soon. It's your job
Speaker 1: as an audience to decide if it's too soon. My
Speaker 1: job is to hope for the best, use my judgment
Speaker 1: on what is too soon. And keep in mind that
Speaker 1: my line in the sand is different than yours. And
Speaker 1: know that whatever I said, if you think it'll be
Speaker 1: funny for a week from now, then then ignored for
Speaker 1: a week and then go read it. But I gotta
Speaker 1: be funny in the moment because otherwise a thousand people
Speaker 1: are going to tweet that and then my joke is dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to when it comes to comedy, you gotta
Speaker 1: be first. You gotta be first first. You wait around
Speaker 1: going you know what, an hour after it happened. I
Speaker 1: probably should wait three hours. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, too soon.
Speaker 1: I have to You know, you want to be the
Speaker 1: first anyway, I'm not looking, so please if you enjoying
Speaker 1: my stuff might be like, Scary, don't get offended by anything.
Speaker 1: You don't get offended by much. You've noticed that about me.
Speaker 1: It's so true. I have very long fuse. This is
Speaker 1: this is a typical fight between me and Scary. That's sure,
Speaker 1: it's ugly, Scary, you're a douchebag. And he'll say fuck you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: and then like three seconds later I'll go because it's
Speaker 1: not because he won't take me to lunch. This this
Speaker 1: podcast is not about Brooklyn, but we're from Brooklyn. But
Speaker 1: here's a Brooklyn moment. I am so happy that I
Speaker 1: was born in Brooklyn. Okay, I couldn't because Brooklyn people,
Speaker 1: people from Queen's people who know. But you know what,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn people we get each other. We just yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like the Jeers girl sent that email.
Speaker 1: She gets she gets you right, your people right, your
Speaker 1: people get you exactly, and and you're one of my people.
Speaker 1: So there you go. So we get each other. Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, uh, just to update the audience steak dinner update,
Speaker 1: we have still not gone a steak dinner. That steak
Speaker 1: dinner up that you want to make a jingle for
Speaker 1: that next time. I just made ingle next time about
Speaker 1: jingle to see when we're gonna do it. Um, I
Speaker 1: have an idea. By the way, this is the steak
Speaker 1: dinner that's scary and someone else that we know promised
Speaker 1: me two yeah, okay, Um, I would like to do
Speaker 1: a steak dinner with you. Uh huh Um. I'm still
Speaker 1: not like to do broken on the We're gonna set
Speaker 1: an appointment. I'm also gonna railroad you on the air
Speaker 1: right now. He probably doesn't know this is coming. You've
Speaker 1: got to do it on a day you know, I
Speaker 1: can't do it. We got invited, Brodie and I got
Speaker 1: invited to late afternoon UM to do a speech at
Speaker 1: Brooklyn College, our old our alma alma mater um, Brooklyn College.
Speaker 1: They there's a media class and they were given it
Speaker 1: was a They were given a survey by a professor,
Speaker 1: and the professor said, what's your favorite radio station? And
Speaker 1: overwhelmingly it was you and hundred it was the morning show. Um.
Speaker 1: They mentioned us by name. So I'm gonna stop you there,
Speaker 1: hold on, preemptively, hold on, hold on. If Brooklyn College
Speaker 1: wants us to come speak. Fine institution. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's a professor's class hold and they are providing us
Speaker 1: steak lunch. That doesn't count. No, no, look no, because
Speaker 1: that's not that's not the same. They actually the professor
Speaker 1: wanted you and I to come to a late afternoon
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. It's Tuesday, to come speak in front
Speaker 1: of the class professor George Rodman and wants to us
Speaker 1: to just hang out for like a couple of an
Speaker 1: hour or so. I promise you, David Brody, that we're
Speaker 1: done and four or five o'clock we can go for
Speaker 1: a steak dinner. I promise you. I will take you
Speaker 1: to dinner. Has nothing to do with the college. I
Speaker 1: was not off for dinner. Does five or six o'clock
Speaker 1: account as a as a as a steak dinner? So
Speaker 1: I so I see what you're doing? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: You already have to spend time with me? So you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm already out with Brody anyway, come on now, I'll
Speaker 1: just give me on a technicality. I mean, where does
Speaker 1: it end, Brody. I'm just saying, is that while you're
Speaker 1: doing it. No, it's just a convenient time, now, you know,
Speaker 1: I worked till eight o'clock at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna ask if on October seventy, why is
Speaker 1: it a tough day? Could be a World Series game?
Speaker 1: It's a Tuesday app No, it's not Tuesday afternoon from
Speaker 1: three four epm on. We get to hang out. We'll
Speaker 1: just talk to the class, will give them great advice.
Speaker 1: It's a Brooklyn College radio class. How do we not
Speaker 1: make an appearance there for free? We're not getting paid
Speaker 1: for this? Why do I get an honorary master's degree
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn College? Why did doctor a master's degree? A
Speaker 1: master's degree? Yeah, I'm I'm naming big or like doctorate,
Speaker 1: like when you know when like Bill Cosby got a
Speaker 1: doctorate from Temple University? How is that? Hell? How does
Speaker 1: that help your your your place in life? Right now?
Speaker 1: Then I can tell people have a doctorate. I'm doctor
Speaker 1: David Brody. Oh, I've always wanted to be a doctor.
Speaker 1: And here's my problem with the reason why I want that.
Speaker 1: When you put my name in Google, doctor David Brody
Speaker 1: comes up before every other David Brodie, I'm third. I'm
Speaker 1: working my up though, bitch does that? Does Google do
Speaker 1: that because that person is a doctor and maybe well
Speaker 1: maybe he pays like a hundred dollars a year, and
Speaker 1: I don't pay anything that I want to be doctor Scary. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm also third, I'm David Brody. Uh. This ambiguity, this ambiguity,
Speaker 1: this am alright? Bugs? So alright? So does that count
Speaker 1: as a dinner? Then if we at last we've been
Speaker 1: discussing or or Peter Luker's and Brooklyn, I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I was thinking of a little Delmonico's action. That's all right,
Speaker 1: go back into the different part of Brooklyn, but not
Speaker 1: that I'm still doing a steak dinner jingle update song.
Speaker 1: Do it all right, because I don't believe you. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna be done next week, a month and a
Speaker 1: half away. I have a feeling you're gonna forget. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna forget. Your uncle Phil's gonna pass by the
Speaker 1: way if Scary doesn't have an uncle Phil. But I
Speaker 1: have a feeling Uncle Phil is gonna pass away that morning.
Speaker 1: They can't do it. No, we're gonna go do this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do the lecture at Brooklyn College. And then
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get into my car and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna go for Brooklyn. Are steak in the city or
Speaker 1: Brooklyn wherever. By the way, we have two interns this
Speaker 1: semester from Brooklyn College, and both confirmed that your pictures
Speaker 1: slept on the wall at the radio station there is
Speaker 1: it really? In fact, one of the girls that I
Speaker 1: hired for an internship, Jamie, did a whole web page
Speaker 1: story on you for our school newspaper. I'll wait a second.
Speaker 1: Is that Jamie from the Excelsior newspap that's the newspaper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see the whole story about you. Oh I remember that.
Speaker 1: I never Oh wait, no, I did read the article.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's a beautiful articles. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not really true, but it was a good article.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go pick it apart on a
Speaker 1: future podcast next week? I'll do that. I want you
Speaker 1: under want you highlight the part I was trying to
Speaker 1: be nice, but I'm gonna do no. No, I want
Speaker 1: you to do it because when I speak to the press,
Speaker 1: I I give perfect examples of I don't freaking sure anything.
Speaker 1: Get ready for that was out of context. I'll pull
Speaker 1: up the article. Okay, I want to see that seven
Speaker 1: Episode seven, So uh, I have a couple of real
Speaker 1: rants and I have some let's do unused jokes. These
Speaker 1: are jokes I wrote for the Morning Show that didn't
Speaker 1: get used. There's only three this week. We had a
Speaker 1: short week. We were off on Monday for a labor day,
Speaker 1: and today's Thursday, so it's only a couple that These
Speaker 1: were jokes I wrote for It doesn't matter someone on
Speaker 1: the show. We were talking about Indiana Jones five, which
Speaker 1: at this point Harrison Ford is seventy five ish, which
Speaker 1: is you know that's getting up there. So I said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be called Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom.
Speaker 1: So we didn't get to that one. Uh oh um.
Speaker 1: We always joked that you have a white van that
Speaker 1: you like to drive by schools in and us we
Speaker 1: were making jokes about how it's after labor day you
Speaker 1: can't wear white, and so my joke was, it's after
Speaker 1: labor day, Scary has to paint his white van and
Speaker 1: other color because it's tacky to have a white van
Speaker 1: after labor day. What about eggshell? Eggshell color at Crew
Speaker 1: winter white? And this was my favorite one. So Nate
Speaker 1: went to Ireland. Yes, and uh, there's a picture that
Speaker 1: he took with his new girlfriend. I don't know her name.
Speaker 1: None of us have metter. Have you met her? I
Speaker 1: haven't met her. I met her, I hung out with her.
Speaker 1: I've had drinks with her. She's great on several occasions.
Speaker 1: Are you Eskimo buddies you No? No? That was another
Speaker 1: was a different girlfriend. Different girlfriend. By the way, google
Speaker 1: that Urban dictionary Eskimo brothers if you don't know what
Speaker 1: it means, and shout out to the the f X
Speaker 1: TV show The League. They made very good use of
Speaker 1: Eskimo brothers in that show. All right. So there's a
Speaker 1: picture of them and apparently they were in some castle
Speaker 1: and there was like a torture room with a with
Speaker 1: a hole on the floor where they used to kill people.
Speaker 1: It was called the murder hole. So my joke that
Speaker 1: Daniel refused to do was, oh, did your girlfriend like
Speaker 1: getting the murder hole? And uh, that's a little racy
Speaker 1: for the big show, But we've done worse. So that
Speaker 1: got that didn't get that didn't get done. Uh. And
Speaker 1: I also, if I could just send a shout out,
Speaker 1: self serving shout out, I have a wing of the family,
Speaker 1: my mother's side of the family. All most everyone in
Speaker 1: the family very funny, very funny, very outgoing. They're into
Speaker 1: comedy in sports. My mother was one of eight cousins
Speaker 1: and all of their kids our cousins, and mom doesn't
Speaker 1: fall too far from the tree. Yeah, they're all very funny,
Speaker 1: very bright Ivy League college. And I'll tute my family's
Speaker 1: hoe for a minute. Very bright people. But we have
Speaker 1: of the eight cousins, we have the dull cousins. So
Speaker 1: one of the eight cousins in the show, no, no, no, no, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 1: Then what do you mean by doll doll meaning boring?
Speaker 1: So my cousin Stephen brilliant, very successful, but he's dull.
Speaker 1: You know, he's like, uh, Eddie Bowers boring brother, Like
Speaker 1: he's just dresses, kind of casual Eddie Butlers and Eddie
Speaker 1: Bower is solid, but it's not exciting. He would he
Speaker 1: would go to Eddie Bauer and go, wow, this is
Speaker 1: racy stuff. You know, Adder over a sweater, the kind
Speaker 1: of guy who wear a sweater over a sweater. Um,
Speaker 1: but a good guy into sports. Love him, He's my cousin.
Speaker 1: I love him, but he's always like I'm the dull cousin.
Speaker 1: You and my other cousin, John, who is also a
Speaker 1: comedy writer. Earlier you you're the funny cousins. I'm the
Speaker 1: dull cousin. And so he's from he had his family
Speaker 1: had little more money. They're from a nice town, a
Speaker 1: quiet area in Long Island, whatever. So I always looked
Speaker 1: up to him and his brother Mark as the quiet professionals.
Speaker 1: But I I don't. I don't curse in front of them.
Speaker 1: I'm the Brooklyn cousin. I'm the black sheep, right, I'm
Speaker 1: the rough edged cousin. Yeah, of all the sheep and
Speaker 1: so on Facebook, sometimes I'll post things that are a
Speaker 1: little racy and he'll like them. Maybe he's not so dull. Well, no, no,
Speaker 1: he appreciates comedy. He just isn't. He's very dry in
Speaker 1: his humor, and he's very straight laced, but not the
Speaker 1: kind of guy you'd find his strip club. He would
Speaker 1: be the accountant for the strip club, but he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be at the strip club. Not that I would be
Speaker 1: the strip club, but the odds are that I would
Speaker 1: be him, right, but he'd beat a football game. Good guy,
Speaker 1: solid guy. I love your cousin, Stephen. All Right, this
Speaker 1: podcast Thoughts and I put it up on on Facebook
Speaker 1: to promote it to my friends and a couple of
Speaker 1: family members. I think we'll appreciate. You're a lot more
Speaker 1: proud of this podcast than I am. You promoted a
Speaker 1: hell of a lot more, and I gotta get on that.
Speaker 1: By the way, you might actually get some ratings if
Speaker 1: it would be nice, if if you use the social
Speaker 1: media to promote the damn thing every time you posted
Speaker 1: on Thursdays. I don't know about it until somebody tweets
Speaker 1: me and says, oh, great episode. I go it's up.
Speaker 1: Scary didn't tell me because you post. You happen to
Speaker 1: be the guy in charge of posting this podcast. And
Speaker 1: by the way, apologies to everyone who complained that the
Speaker 1: volume was low last episode five one. Yeah, and Scary
Speaker 1: may go back and raise the volume on five and reloaded.
Speaker 1: All right. So yeah. A couple of podcasts ago, my
Speaker 1: cousin Stephen click like. So I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: he's just being nice. He clicked liking. Didn't listened to it.
Speaker 1: He listened to it. He sends me any um and
Speaker 1: he mail through Facebook or Facebook mail a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago, and he says, hey, when's the next episode
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn Boys going up, like why do you care? Like,
Speaker 1: like I know? He like he listens to the show sometimes.
Speaker 1: He loves the phone taps. He likes some of the
Speaker 1: stuff that we do. I do what okay? He says,
Speaker 1: I love the podcast. The thing you did with Scary
Speaker 1: last week with the UFC that was great. And the rants.
Speaker 1: Love the rants. He goes and the time you cursed him.
Speaker 1: He's quoting stuff from the podcast. I'm like, so you
Speaker 1: have more mass appeal than we think. Everyone in their
Speaker 1: life has a person in their life where they would go, oh,
Speaker 1: he would never do that, he would know, she would
Speaker 1: never like that. And then you go over to your
Speaker 1: cousin Gertrude's house and she's watching porn, and you're like,
Speaker 1: Gertrude would never watch porn, and it's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: love porn. That's the way I feel with my cousin
Speaker 1: Stephen to Steven, Stephen's a big fan of mine. Like
Speaker 1: in the family that gathering, So go Brody, you're the funny.
Speaker 1: He goes with David obviously because David, oh you're funny.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fact, he's listening to this train wreck and
Speaker 1: enjoying it. Shout out to my cousin Steven. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Stephen in the house. Now, if he kills ten
Speaker 1: people next week, I'm gonna go. He's always the quiet one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um. By the way, last week or
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, we left off our list, we were
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna talk about growing a beard and how
Speaker 1: some people can grow a beard and can't. We don't
Speaker 1: got to that, did we. Yeah, we talked about how
Speaker 1: you had, like, um, it was week's worth of growth
Speaker 1: and it was there was something that we left that
Speaker 1: was what didn't we talk about? I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. Go back, you know what, go back and
Speaker 1: struggle to hear last week, says rants always recycling office,
Speaker 1: we did, Oh we're doing Oh, we didn't do recycling office.
Speaker 1: I don't think we did boxing. We talked about the
Speaker 1: fight songs I refused to listen to. Maybe that was it.
Speaker 1: I don't know recycling. What was the recycling? Oh? I
Speaker 1: have a okay, okay, so our company. About a month ago,
Speaker 1: we didn't get get the music ready. Okay, so about them?
Speaker 1: About a month ago, a memo went out to the bottom.
Speaker 1: A memo went out to the department heads and the
Speaker 1: guy who's in charge of the building, like for for
Speaker 1: our company, he's in charge of uh. He's the guy
Speaker 1: who makes keys for your office door. He's gonna make
Speaker 1: sure the signage up. He's the overall guy in charge.
Speaker 1: A guy at this stuff, right, Mike. His name is Mike.
Speaker 1: And so Mike is walking around putting stickers on garbage
Speaker 1: pails and moving garbage pails around. And so we have
Speaker 1: we have little brown garbage pails. Everyone has them in
Speaker 1: their office, right, little brown ones are like a foot
Speaker 1: and a half high. Then everybody has under their desk.
Speaker 1: And we have these giant silver ones. And the silver
Speaker 1: ones were for throw everything in it there big, and
Speaker 1: the little ones were for you know, scrap paper and whatever.
Speaker 1: Because it's next to you, I write a joke, it
Speaker 1: doesn't get used. The throat in the garbage. Bethany drinks
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, throws in the garbage. Those are
Speaker 1: all like next to us pails. He puts stickers on them.
Speaker 1: And by the way, we had blue recycle pails next
Speaker 1: to the copying machine for paper only. Giant blue pails.
Speaker 1: He puts these stickers on, let's say, little trash logo.
Speaker 1: It looks like a delete logo on the trash can
Speaker 1: it says trash right, very important, right, And then on
Speaker 1: the little ones, some of them say trash and some
Speaker 1: of them say mix. One of them one pail says
Speaker 1: mixed recycling and there's a picture of a glass bottle,
Speaker 1: a plastic bottle, aluminum can and paper. You would think
Speaker 1: that would be the big pail because there's more radio
Speaker 1: station going around then. Yeah, So they took all of
Speaker 1: our pails and left us with the little recyclable brown
Speaker 1: pail and the big silver one that says trash, as
Speaker 1: if I wouldn't know that's for trash, right, So I said, Mike,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I got a memo. I'm just doing
Speaker 1: my job. I said, you're putting trash stickers on trash cans.
Speaker 1: How does that help? Yeah, people know trash goes. And
Speaker 1: he put them all on the long side of the pail.
Speaker 1: But the short side of the pail is what faces
Speaker 1: out onto everybody's desk. Nobody puts the pail length wise
Speaker 1: left to right, so he put it on the wrong
Speaker 1: side to No one's en gonna see this freaking sticker.
Speaker 1: How are they going to know to put trash in
Speaker 1: the trash camp. They can't see the trash stick And
Speaker 1: by the way, why don't you write for people? Part two?
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know, Numero numero dose. Two
Speaker 1: weeks later, there's new stickers on the pale. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: must have been put on after we we came back
Speaker 1: from making what they say, trash slash bustled up of course,
Speaker 1: because the people that take that stuff out don't understand
Speaker 1: whoa scary But no, no, no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no c C C C. You're you're
Speaker 1: part of the problem, right there. No, no, the truth thing,
Speaker 1: it's a fact that this is an observation this building,
Speaker 1: in this specific building. The people that carry out the
Speaker 1: trash are you know there was? Secondly, English is a
Speaker 1: second language to them. They speak Spanish is their first language.
Speaker 1: They don't understand these words. And how many have you
Speaker 1: spoken to that you know that they're speaking Spanish. I've
Speaker 1: spoken to quite a few. Okay, you're right, George, George's Sish,
Speaker 1: Enrique Henry, they're also they all speak Spanish. They'll speak
Speaker 1: Spanish to be Spanish. They have to be, for you
Speaker 1: can't assume that they understand English. By the way, there's
Speaker 1: a glute, Grandma, lesson for you. People aren't Spanish unless
Speaker 1: they're from Spain. I understand, right, okay, they speak Spanish
Speaker 1: and they don't understand English. Okay, but but they certainly
Speaker 1: don't that why the hell did they roll back all
Speaker 1: the stickers, hold on, peeled off the stickers and they
Speaker 1: had but by the way, so I was they peeled
Speaker 1: off the trash stickers and threw them in the recycled
Speaker 1: pail because they recyclaball. But here's my question, whether you're
Speaker 1: whether you speak Spanish or English. Those guys have worked
Speaker 1: here for years, right, those three guys among there's a
Speaker 1: lot of guys who work part time. You don't think
Speaker 1: without the Pursura sticker they would know that the garbage
Speaker 1: pail was for trash. You can't assume that, Brodie. They've
Speaker 1: been changing that silver garbage pail for at least six years.
Speaker 1: They know it's a trash can. It's for that's for
Speaker 1: new hires. Okay, it's a trash can. I'm sorry, Brodie.
Speaker 1: You can't assume that. Like that girl you used to
Speaker 1: date with the red hair, that girl is a trash
Speaker 1: can anyway. You know what she was, all right, trash
Speaker 1: can though. Seriously, by the way, she needed a bust
Speaker 1: or sticker on her all right. So what they did
Speaker 1: was they took the blue pails and put trash stickers
Speaker 1: on them. So the giant blue pails not for recyclables
Speaker 1: right now, They're for regular garbage. And by the way,
Speaker 1: shout out to the French guy who works here who
Speaker 1: has no clue what the garbage pails before because he
Speaker 1: doesn't speak English. Was Spanish? Wait is it end? People?
Speaker 1: All right? So here's where I'm upset. Every morning I
Speaker 1: drink a diet PEPSI. I drink two or three because
Speaker 1: I like the taste fuel. And I stand there in
Speaker 1: the studio when we're on the air, and next to
Speaker 1: me are two little bussora pails dose bosa whatever the
Speaker 1: word is A pail. I don't care, don't look it up,
Speaker 1: don't tweat me. Uh, And so I have no place
Speaker 1: to put my soda bottles. Don't look at don't tweet them.
Speaker 1: So then I take it with me on my laptop.
Speaker 1: I go to my desk, and then by my desk
Speaker 1: is the sideways but sort of pail trash. I can't
Speaker 1: throw it there. Where is the one recyclable pail we
Speaker 1: have by the by Scotty studio, right which I always
Speaker 1: forget to go into that little pail. Yeah, that's supposed
Speaker 1: to hold the garbage for the entire radio station. None
Speaker 1: of the studios have recyclables. And by the way, and
Speaker 1: looking at the mixed recycling pail right now, because I
Speaker 1: brought it in here, it does not say mixed recycling
Speaker 1: in Spanish. How are the Hispanic people gonna know that
Speaker 1: mixed recycling? Hold on a second, I need your at
Speaker 1: you're at sun she come here? Yeah? Key, all right,
Speaker 1: but now that's now that's insulted. I think I just
Speaker 1: said I said, well, no, no, key is correct. But
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on open it
Speaker 1: of her. Hold on, Okay, I was going to come
Speaker 1: open the door for I need your bilingual skills for
Speaker 1: a second. We're talking about the garbage pails and the
Speaker 1: recyclable stickers. Now, we all know that trash and bussora
Speaker 1: mean the same thing. Basically, they are the same thing. Now,
Speaker 1: if I wanted to say to you come here, I
Speaker 1: think I just said, Vena ki that's it. That's not correct,
Speaker 1: is it? Na? Right? Ven Okay? Yeah, VENI means I
Speaker 1: go here, right, okay, something like that, you go here,
Speaker 1: it translates like come here, but you don't really the
Speaker 1: proper right right, Okay, that's my high school region Spanish.
Speaker 1: I would say a key and I ease over there
Speaker 1: and here and there okay, but nobody really says because
Speaker 1: it's kind of improper, say no. And he's still working
Speaker 1: on English. Alright, So here's my question. We got the
Speaker 1: stickers that say trash, then I don't know if you noticed,
Speaker 1: we got new stickers that now say trash and bus right,
Speaker 1: but the little tiny mixed recycling pail is not bilingual.
Speaker 1: Now I need you to settle a debate here. Do
Speaker 1: you think the Hispanic gentleman that come in here and
Speaker 1: take the garbage out? We'll be able to figure out
Speaker 1: that it's garbage of some kind even though it doesn't
Speaker 1: say it in Spanish. Yes, maybe the pictures of the
Speaker 1: bottles on there will be fine because the company is
Speaker 1: going to spend more money on stickers that there we go.
Speaker 1: We can't give you raises. We spent all the money
Speaker 1: on on on multi lingual the stickers. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: you're gonna put one, you're gonna say then just here
Speaker 1: you go. That's what I'm saying. Rest can't you say
Speaker 1: you want continuity? Hold on? Hold on? Right? Okay? Must
Speaker 1: Espanol mixed mixed? Seriously, okay, okay, okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: here's my That sounds like people that don't speaks Spanish. Right,
Speaker 1: We'll speak to somebody who does speak Spanish. They do
Speaker 1: two things. They add oh and they yell like their
Speaker 1: death scary? Does that? I think they got a good
Speaker 1: shot this case, I would have had a great shot.
Speaker 1: He excuse me? All where all is the bathroom? All
Speaker 1: people do that because they think every word is his end. Now,
Speaker 1: if I ask, I figured like mixed, those like mixed
Speaker 1: or you know something fancy Italian? Right right right right
Speaker 1: right right right right, Well, it's okay. If I had
Speaker 1: if I had guessed mixed recycling, I would have said
Speaker 1: just not knowing, uh, mixed though recycling. Oh, I would
Speaker 1: have been close. It's so much nicer. It's so much
Speaker 1: nicer when okay, because I know. But see that. That's
Speaker 1: why when we hear people from other countries speak English,
Speaker 1: almost everyone from a certain region will all sound the
Speaker 1: same speaking English because they're using their dialect and they
Speaker 1: in their head to translate. So wherever you're from, almost
Speaker 1: everyone from that same region when they speak your language.
Speaker 1: So I like, I I think I'm speaking Spanish properly
Speaker 1: when I say put a cossi on pizza mohato, which
Speaker 1: means be careful the floors right, but horror, it may
Speaker 1: sound like be careful the floor is wet, right because
Speaker 1: I'm saying it in an American accent. Understand, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean imagine you would just be like but young, but
Speaker 1: like if you just started speaking perfect, that's it. I'm
Speaker 1: not good at language. I'm good at pretty good at English.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty goodly talking English. But but um, I would
Speaker 1: love to learn the language, but not just learn the
Speaker 1: words like don't style banio. I want to say it
Speaker 1: like I have a Dominican dialect. Dominicans speak really quickly,
Speaker 1: and we chop off syllables. See that's the thing. See
Speaker 1: you have to think that's colloquial, right, that is like
Speaker 1: almost like it's like we speak English, but English is
Speaker 1: from England and they will tell you they speak English
Speaker 1: and we bastardized the language. Speak Brooklyn. Look, we speak
Speaker 1: we speak we speak Brooklyn English, right, and we say
Speaker 1: like we told, we told Bethany yesterday the way we
Speaker 1: were raised, and it's not accurate. It's just the way
Speaker 1: we were raised. When you when you have a thing
Speaker 1: that heats your house, in the house, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a radiator. Radiator. No, no, no, no, it's a radiator.
Speaker 1: If it's in your car, it's a radiator. Now that's
Speaker 1: not it's it's real. Where we're from, where we're from,
Speaker 1: that's what we believe. And we had another we had
Speaker 1: a big fight on the morning show because someone said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a cheese pizza and I said, that's redundant.
Speaker 1: It's pizza. Keep on National podcast. So so where we're from,
Speaker 1: if you if you just want pizza with bread, bread
Speaker 1: sauce and chip sauce and cheese, you go up there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I get a slice? Or can I get pizza?
Speaker 1: Or what do you have? I'm having pizza. You do
Speaker 1: the same thing, right. I wouldn't say cheese pizza, it's
Speaker 1: done to shape pizza. Slice of plain pizza means nothing
Speaker 1: on it. But you wouldn't order You wouldn't order a
Speaker 1: meat burger. You just hamburger, right right. So so so
Speaker 1: a lot of in other parts of the country and
Speaker 1: people some of the people listening to this podcast, when
Speaker 1: they want a slice with dough, cheese, and sauce, they
Speaker 1: would have they would specify cheese. Can I get a
Speaker 1: cheese pizza? I would say cheese pizza implies pizza. Also,
Speaker 1: there are places, I'm gonna say it's the majority of
Speaker 1: the states south of Delaware, maybe South Virginia. You drive
Speaker 1: to Florida, a lot of the fast food places when
Speaker 1: you go into like I have three kids, so we
Speaker 1: would used to get the milk with their with their food.
Speaker 1: To my knowledge, what comes out of a cow milk.
Speaker 1: It's just milk. Cows give milk. So when you go
Speaker 1: to Wendy's, Oh yeah, they say white milk, don't ruin
Speaker 1: my did I yeah you did? Yeah, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on? Yeah, Okay, So I go, I say,
Speaker 1: you know what, with the kids meal, I'll take a milk.
Speaker 1: They say white or chocolate. It's not white milk. It's
Speaker 1: just milk. All milk is white. It's not like if
Speaker 1: it's chocolate milk, you added something to it, can make
Speaker 1: it with brown. You added chocolate syrup or powder. Powder,
Speaker 1: it's chocolate milk because but if it's just coming out
Speaker 1: of the cow, it's not white milk. It's like people go,
Speaker 1: what position you play? I'm back catcher. No, you're not
Speaker 1: a bad catcher. You're just the catcher. There's no such
Speaker 1: thing as backcatcher. It's just catcher. You're the person who
Speaker 1: catches the ball making me sick. Look strawberry quick. It's
Speaker 1: like some people say soda pop or just pop. Okay,
Speaker 1: I give you that. It's that's that's regional because soda.
Speaker 1: Listen to the Midwest, they say pop, you know, and
Speaker 1: they and they mean everything. Yeah, okay, And I'm sure
Speaker 1: that makes Coke very happy that based in the Atlanta
Speaker 1: I get it. But if you want to Sprite and
Speaker 1: you said give me a coke, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Is a company, it's a flavor. No coke is the
Speaker 1: brown liquid soda. But Pepsi doesn't appreciate that. I know
Speaker 1: they don't. But but they'll they'll say kind of a coke,
Speaker 1: not buying it any cola that they have totally get
Speaker 1: one coke, those a coke. So even Pepsi is a coke,
Speaker 1: but Sprite they actually do call it out if it's
Speaker 1: clear they don't call coke. That's like saying I'm going
Speaker 1: you're gonna go buy a shirt. I'm going to buy
Speaker 1: a gap. You don't call it a gap. You call
Speaker 1: it a shirt. You don't name it after the company.
Speaker 1: It's so not Everyone calls diapers diapers. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no. Diapers are the cloth there are
Speaker 1: what is the thing that they call diapers? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a mistake also, but look there are some looks. I
Speaker 1: understand that. I understand that band aid is the company name.
Speaker 1: I get that, and Scotch tape is the company name,
Speaker 1: and those have become generic terminologies. But give me the clean, clean,
Speaker 1: clean ex fertiue, right, I get that, but those aren't flavors.
Speaker 1: My problem is the flavor thing. Yeah right, they're saying milk,
Speaker 1: white milk. And whoever started saying give me a coke?
Speaker 1: That's racist? Who was probably alive when PEPs existed in
Speaker 1: r C Cola and Dr Pepper and those are actual companies,
Speaker 1: have different products, so to call them coke when they're
Speaker 1: so Anyway, enough about that. Um My point was so
Speaker 1: back to recycling. I'm not done ranting. Hit the music
Speaker 1: to your ears are about to believe. Here's my problem.
Speaker 1: I recycle at home. I'm all about the earth. I
Speaker 1: get it. I try my best to recycle here at work,
Speaker 1: but I'm doing a job. I don't have time to
Speaker 1: go down the hall. So if you want me to recycle,
Speaker 1: put mix same mixed recycling in Spanish. Put those bussera
Speaker 1: pails that say that on them everywhere. So wherever I am,
Speaker 1: I throw a soda. But so what I'm doing now
Speaker 1: is I put them back in my backpack and I
Speaker 1: end up going home with like three empty bottles of
Speaker 1: soda every day. And it's soda because some days it's
Speaker 1: diet coke. Whichever one Target has on sale that week
Speaker 1: is what I buy. I don't care. You are so
Speaker 1: so part of the tribe, so what excuse me? Yes?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What? Hold on? Hold on? Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. You don't get to say that. Why don't
Speaker 1: I get to say that? Because if I if I
Speaker 1: said that, don't look at you typical gangster because you're Italian.
Speaker 1: I don't get to say that because you're jerious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I buy what's on sale. Listen, I would buy
Speaker 1: what's on sale too. That's being smart, being smart with
Speaker 1: my money. But I'm you're saying, my people are smart. Now,
Speaker 1: why did you bring those bottles home? Really so you
Speaker 1: can recycle them? There's no recycling of Jersey, so suck it.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know well where I live. Yes, you
Speaker 1: have to recycle. You don't get a nickel back, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There's no bloody back on the on
Speaker 1: the soda. You want to hear some nickel back? No,
Speaker 1: I do not. Never made it as a wise man,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, no, But no, Why are you offended
Speaker 1: by something that's an observation because part of the tribe. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm part of the Try if you want to say
Speaker 1: to me, oh, your family is all ivy leage, because
Speaker 1: you're part of the tribe, I'll take it if you
Speaker 1: tell me I bring empty bottles of soda home because
Speaker 1: I'm happy to have because I was raised with different
Speaker 1: fables that you are. That's ridiculous. Wow, this guy's he's
Speaker 1: going in on me. You see this, That's what I
Speaker 1: have to typical typical Brooklyn of town. This is what
Speaker 1: I have to deal with. This negative connotation. There was
Speaker 1: no negative connotation? It is it? Is it a positive connotation?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a good looking woman walking down
Speaker 1: the street. You go look at the ass on hard.
Speaker 1: I bet she brings empty bottles home. No, don't do that, said,
Speaker 1: you know what I want. I want to meet a
Speaker 1: girl like sports has a nice, nice, nice rack and
Speaker 1: knows how to recycle bottles. Yeah, that turns me on
Speaker 1: paper and plastics. Yeah, she gets her nickels. So's a stereotype,
Speaker 1: and most stereotypes are based in fact. That's correct. But
Speaker 1: you don't But you don't get you don't get to say.
Speaker 1: Why don't I get to say, you're not part of
Speaker 1: the tribe? Yeah, alright, So scary is a Dominican of
Speaker 1: Dominican descent. What does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: What it means tells me? Because that's not domic You
Speaker 1: know what's gonna tell me? He's tell him doing the
Speaker 1: podcast alone next week. First of all, wow, this is
Speaker 1: not at all. It's Colombian. It isn't above being scary.
Speaker 1: Why don't you play? That's play same smith? Like Thomas,
Speaker 1: she likes country music as a matter of fact. And
Speaker 1: by the way, before you say it, this country okay, alright,
Speaker 1: if you walk in the room, what music would you like?
Speaker 1: Any kind of music. I love you a music. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play Gaslina. Okay, we Saylina's Puerto Rican the same thing.
Speaker 1: He's not Puerto Rican. By the way, Scary the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: Scary referred to people who speak Spanish as Spanish people
Speaker 1: before I had to correct him on that you're not
Speaker 1: from Spain Latin, but Latinos from Latin America. America. Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't speak Latin. Before we get into that conversation, America,
Speaker 1: I'm Caribbean, though you're Caribbean. I'm from the Dominican So
Speaker 1: who would represent who is your people? Americans? She was
Speaker 1: born in New Jersey, yes I was. But sometimes the
Speaker 1: Spanish flavor to this, and you want to flavor, she's
Speaker 1: not Dominican flavor. Give me a Dominican artist that I
Speaker 1: could play. Can I play catal Dominican? But I'm really
Speaker 1: going to sing Wine Up, Wine Up? Cataluna is a
Speaker 1: friend of mine on your snap. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the little little known fat Cataluna read one and I
Speaker 1: did a song together, red One. Really, you can call
Speaker 1: him right now and he'll confirm it. They don't say,
Speaker 1: don't call me now, all right? Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: stereotyping about play in Cataluna or anyone else. Dominicator, mother,
Speaker 1: you have stereotypes so much. This is gonna be a
Speaker 1: topic on the big show. How good topic on the thing.
Speaker 1: It's not really great thing because he gets so he's like,
Speaker 1: he starts talking to not at most of America thinks
Speaker 1: like me, okay, people listening, I would say, based on
Speaker 1: national surveys these days, about thirty people in America thinks like,
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't want to hear it. It's
Speaker 1: a joke. I don't want to hear it. Don't don't
Speaker 1: get mad at me. I love you too. I love
Speaker 1: love you know. It's not Yarry, it's Yadi. It is Yaddy,
Speaker 1: but I take Yari too. It's little like lu Yadi God,
Speaker 1: that's the worst. Liu Yati. No, it'd be becameyo Yati
Speaker 1: kenya right. Having you in here, you're you're awesome. Okay,
Speaker 1: So back to my music. This is a multi pot rant.
Speaker 1: So you know why I take the bottles home because
Speaker 1: one day I didn't realize how strict they were gonna
Speaker 1: be with this new policy. Because we weren't on the emails.
Speaker 1: The big shots were I threw a bottle in the
Speaker 1: garbage where it says trash before it said and just
Speaker 1: said trash. I threw a bottle in, I threw some
Speaker 1: food on it. I threw u plates I had eaten
Speaker 1: off of a bunch of garbage. I was here late
Speaker 1: that day. I come in the next day, scary. Guess
Speaker 1: what's on my desk? The two bottles, the plastic four
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they went through the garbage and put
Speaker 1: the recyclable back on my desk. Disgusting. That's unsanitary. Almost
Speaker 1: did they say disgusting? Disgusting, disgusting? Oh no, by the way,
Speaker 1: did you just say no in English or Spanish? Nice?
Speaker 1: So what do you want to do? What do you
Speaker 1: want them to do? I want, first of all, let's
Speaker 1: hire someone to go through the garbage and sort of
Speaker 1: disgusting and Spanish is so much better. I feel like
Speaker 1: you're telling me to ask Garrosso what it means. So
Speaker 1: what what would you like Bertie for the recycling? First
Speaker 1: of all, what is your first of all? You back
Speaker 1: me up here? The large blue pails should go back
Speaker 1: to being recycled, being mixed all because should go back
Speaker 1: to being frit misto. Wow. In our minds. We associate
Speaker 1: blue like garbage pails to be recycling, so just make
Speaker 1: it recycling. Okay, all right, can we get off of this?
Speaker 1: My point was, these people are going through my garbage.
Speaker 1: And when I say these people, I just mean the
Speaker 1: people people you're talking about, Brody, the people that work
Speaker 1: for the sanitation division of our building management. That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't see uh ethnicity, and clearly you
Speaker 1: don't either, because you think she's every country but where
Speaker 1: she's from. All right, so so so so now what so?
Speaker 1: So they've gone through your ship. I haven't even gotten
Speaker 1: to the two rants I was upset about. But I
Speaker 1: have two more. I have two more. Do you want
Speaker 1: to hit? You have something scared because I got more rants?
Speaker 1: By the way, So Yesterday's fifteen minute morning show, so
Speaker 1: Wednesday's Elvis was hosting, and somebody said I want to
Speaker 1: chime on the fifteen minute morning show. So Elvis told
Speaker 1: get the guy on the phone. Let's put him on
Speaker 1: the phone. So I was says, yeah, what do you
Speaker 1: want to talk about? He says, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: say I love when Brody rants. Yeah, Elvis really was
Speaker 1: he was. I thought you wanted to say something that
Speaker 1: was gonna drive this podcast to fift minutes. And I
Speaker 1: had the biggest grid on my face and Elvis was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but he's like, you really, you really like listening to
Speaker 1: Brodie complain. You guys like that's comedy. Well, it's funny
Speaker 1: because he gets so passionate about it and then he
Speaker 1: doesn't stop, and it's awesome sometimes. All right, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna save these two for next week. I think has
Speaker 1: I already got a bunch of rants out? Man, this
Speaker 1: has been a rough one. Well, I hope that. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got another rant. I got another rant? Hold on,
Speaker 1: get hit the music, hold on? Okay. So we have
Speaker 1: a new thing on the morning show. We have a
Speaker 1: group chat, okay, And the purpose of the group chat
Speaker 1: so that web girl Kathleen web Girl Athlen sends out
Speaker 1: one or two text messages a day with hey, there's
Speaker 1: an interesting Instagram post or a tweet, chime in on it.
Speaker 1: Would love everyone's feedback. So we all kind of like
Speaker 1: have fun and wed chime in whatever. And we're all
Speaker 1: we've given specific examples that Nate, Scary and I all
Speaker 1: came up with as executive producers. We please please please
Speaker 1: don't use this as a conversational tool, because then everyone's
Speaker 1: phone is going off. There's eighteen of us or fifteen
Speaker 1: of us, right And before you say, f me, brody,
Speaker 1: I know I have an Android phone. I'm not using
Speaker 1: eye chat. F you. I get it. Okay, all the
Speaker 1: eye chat people are put together and it's nice one conversation.
Speaker 1: The android person sees it as separate texts every time. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have I have I get group texts. It's just
Speaker 1: it comes up weird, weirdly. Okay, it's not only the
Speaker 1: android person right now, from different people, now, from the
Speaker 1: same So. So about a half hour ago, Kathleen posted
Speaker 1: something and said, hey, love you guys to chime in
Speaker 1: on this. We're doing this podcast. My phone's going off
Speaker 1: with everybody going, oh hilarious. I'll do it now. I
Speaker 1: just did it. Thanks, I did mine. Not supposed to
Speaker 1: be doing That's We've had three meetings where we've said
Speaker 1: stop it, you don't reply, I'm just gonna block the chat.
Speaker 1: Then they're like, why aren't you participating because you're driving
Speaker 1: me crazy. I want to I'm going so crazy. I
Speaker 1: want to take an empty bottle of die PEPSI banging
Speaker 1: against my head, and then it's no recycling. Listen, if
Speaker 1: I think at five cents, I'd buy a new car
Speaker 1: with the money from all the diet soda and diet
Speaker 1: coke and all the soda I drink. There's no nickel
Speaker 1: rebate in Jersey when you're recycling, not in Jersey, New York,
Speaker 1: New York, not New Jersey. I'm sting me along with
Speaker 1: the I don't get any money back from from the
Speaker 1: sodas Otherwise. Scotty Bold, Scotty B takes recyclables and he
Speaker 1: goes on Sundays and he puts them all in the
Speaker 1: machine and gets the nickels right and him, I abandoned
Speaker 1: that a long time ago. What I abandoned doing that
Speaker 1: alone time ago? I used to I used to when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, That's how and recite. The five
Speaker 1: cent refund was just coming to New York, and I
Speaker 1: was so excited. I used to go around to all
Speaker 1: the schoolyards and everywhere I could cans, the cans and bottles,
Speaker 1: put them in trash bags, brought them over to the recycle.
Speaker 1: I would I would make about And I was a
Speaker 1: kid before I had a job. When I was twelve,
Speaker 1: so yeahs back done was like dollars now pretty yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right about that inflation, you know. Thank you. By
Speaker 1: the way, we've just been looking for a way out
Speaker 1: of here for the past fifteen minutes. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She keeps looking at me like I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a shot of this, and I took. I took
Speaker 1: a lot of years of Spanish. I don't remember most
Speaker 1: of it. Whatever I know now I learned from working
Speaker 1: in restaurants and I got taught from my co workers.
Speaker 1: Now you said inflation in fluss as the scary Spanish
Speaker 1: Might I tell you you would not have said that
Speaker 1: sixty s the time. I'm actually right on with the war,
Speaker 1: the way I pronounced things, just by and that research.
Speaker 1: How did you come up with Yeah, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a guestimate. Can you say sixty in Spanish? Sixty is
Speaker 1: say centa? Don't test me. I took high scream meal.
Speaker 1: How would you say a hundred thirty? On? Uh? Uh
Speaker 1: ciento trenta trenta to forget what tao? Is it too
Speaker 1: formal to say cienta trenta? Because back in the day
Speaker 1: I was taught you put the E in there. I've
Speaker 1: never said, okay, all right, we're told maybe that's how
Speaker 1: you in my quill, that's how okay. So I'm saying
Speaker 1: something about people are okay, the scrub button on the
Speaker 1: podcast as we scream no, no, no, no, plus thirty
Speaker 1: plus thirty plus thirty here they hit the plus thirty button,
Speaker 1: meaning like thirty seconds advanced thirty advanced thirty advanced thirty. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here here my gripes for next week. I'll give
Speaker 1: you a little tease for episode eight, which is that
Speaker 1: means thank you. Go ahead, Bertie, all right, teas us.
Speaker 1: Next week, I'm gonna rant about when companies say they
Speaker 1: asked they want a call back number. Okay, let's let's
Speaker 1: tell you what that is. But all right, and when
Speaker 1: they when the message says please leave a detailed message,
Speaker 1: Please leave a detailed message to be all right now
Speaker 1: before we before we get out of here, I just said, oh,
Speaker 1: and you and I both have our satellite cable provider problems. Yes,
Speaker 1: we do. We'll talk about that next week, Bertie. I
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about my vacation real quick.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you what could you tell them?
Speaker 1: I didn't see on Snapchatt Holy Ship. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: I had to be honest with people because no one
Speaker 1: would ever believe that would have scaled a mountain. But
Speaker 1: if you go to my Instagram, there's me at the
Speaker 1: top of a mountain with the ocean in the background.
Speaker 1: Their legitimately was a staircase that I cropped out of
Speaker 1: the I wrote it in the caption. Don't read my caption.
Speaker 1: That's the problem is I did your photoshop yourself onto
Speaker 1: the mountain on Instagram? On Instagram, you actually, uh just
Speaker 1: watch the pick look at the pictures, and people barely
Speaker 1: read the caption out of breath. Trying to go on
Speaker 1: Space Mountain at Disney World, I'm like, this is a
Speaker 1: great pick, a great photo op. So there's a staircase
Speaker 1: and you just walk up the staircase like twelve steps,
Speaker 1: and then you're on top of this cliff and you
Speaker 1: just walk to the edge and you have somebody stand
Speaker 1: down there. Robin's stood, you know, all the way in
Speaker 1: the background, and she just took a nice long shot
Speaker 1: of me on the mountain. I did zero work for it,
Speaker 1: but anyway, that was the good day. Then the rains
Speaker 1: came and I and I don't have many much room
Speaker 1: with all that's been going on, with all the the
Speaker 1: hurricanes and everything, I don't have much room to like complain.
Speaker 1: But I will say, but, but no, I will say
Speaker 1: there was a tropical storm that went by that nobody
Speaker 1: took notice of here because it really just involved Mexico,
Speaker 1: and that is you know, I was in Los Cabos,
Speaker 1: I was in Cabo San Lucas, and there was this
Speaker 1: there was this tropical storm that fell nine miles short
Speaker 1: of a hurricane Cat one hurricane, and it was called
Speaker 1: it was called tropical Storm Irma. So yes, for for
Speaker 1: the first two days of my trip was great, sunny,
Speaker 1: beautiful posting everywhere. That's the snapchats you saw. But then
Speaker 1: for the next thirty six hours, it was rain, it
Speaker 1: was wind, it was changing hotel. I changed hotels once
Speaker 1: because of the they lost the power, and then changed
Speaker 1: rooms at the second hotel twice because of water leakage.
Speaker 1: Water sprung a leak over the bed, started coming in
Speaker 1: over the bed like from the ceiling, and then the
Speaker 1: guys come into the room to say, oh, we'll take
Speaker 1: care of that. They go up on the roof. You
Speaker 1: hear the ladders moving. They fixed that that little leak
Speaker 1: on the roof. But then ten minutes later in the
Speaker 1: hallway closet in the bathroom, water just started pouring in,
Speaker 1: gushing in. We had buckets all night. They had to
Speaker 1: get unloaded every thirty seconds minutes rather into the sink.
Speaker 1: There were water bubbles in the ceiling. The weird part.
Speaker 1: You were on the first floor of a ten story hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly know. It was how many nights free stay? You
Speaker 1: got a refund? That's where I need David Brody's power. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's what this is. Where you got something? I
Speaker 1: hope I got nothing. They made so they when the night,
Speaker 1: the first three nights I paid for in the first hotel,
Speaker 1: and then they moved me the third night to this
Speaker 1: other hotel, which is a sister property. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to name names anyway, sister property means like ugly sister property.
Speaker 1: They never moved in to the hot system. Never, no, no,
Speaker 1: So so I wanted to know, Brody, where do you
Speaker 1: think I stand in? Who was leaking the sister property?
Speaker 1: Was leaking the sister property? Okay? Did you did you
Speaker 1: pay the first sisters? Did you pay for the nights? Okay?
Speaker 1: At at Place A. At Place A. Okay, so nights one, two,
Speaker 1: and three I spent at Place A and the night
Speaker 1: before they moved me for one night. They for one
Speaker 1: night for the waterfall special. They actually repackaged it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's a shower in every room Cascade. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: moved me to that other The normal circumstances was property
Speaker 1: be the same price like there, it was more expensive. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So all night long, every they had to we had
Speaker 1: empty we had two empty buckets. We barely got any sleep.
Speaker 1: Point is I need to know from the standpoint of
Speaker 1: free dessert money back kind of thing. So they didn't
Speaker 1: offer you anything for that awful night I paid. I
Speaker 1: paid retail for the night that I barely slept. Oh
Speaker 1: I didn't. So that's when my question comes in, and
Speaker 1: what had nothing to do? You should have dealt with
Speaker 1: it that night, like the next morning, go and listen.
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep. I don't know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. How do I get my money back? Now
Speaker 1: you say you spoke to the manager and you're waiting
Speaker 1: for someone called, you start calling into Mexic I would call,
Speaker 1: I would call, Yes, I'd use the company phone. Note
Speaker 1: because then it doesn't call. See. So, so if you've
Speaker 1: gone through this, if you're listening to this podcast and
Speaker 1: you've gone through something similar, David Brody Consumer Affairs. OK,
Speaker 1: what is the only thing you're paying for in a hotel?
Speaker 1: Place to sleep? Yeah? Give me, give me the logic
Speaker 1: that I would give to the people back uh at
Speaker 1: the property. What do you say, Let's say the hotel
Speaker 1: room cost you two hundred a night. You're not paying
Speaker 1: that for the continental breakfast. You're not paying that for
Speaker 1: the bucket to get yourself ice. Ye, you're not paying
Speaker 1: it to use the poor night eight hundred bucks. The
Speaker 1: fourth night was screwed. I just said it was two
Speaker 1: dollars a night, right, yeah, exactly like I round it
Speaker 1: so about. You don't want people to hate you. I'm
Speaker 1: just making up a number. All right, you're paying for
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. What are you paying for? At the
Speaker 1: very least, you're paying for a roof over your head? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: that roof was leaking, so you didn't get your money's worth.
Speaker 1: The bed was wet, your hands are wet. Everything was
Speaker 1: in the closet got wet, but your luggage was in there.
Speaker 1: Then they said to me, Well, we still provided you
Speaker 1: with a place to sleep, and then you didn't sleep.
Speaker 1: You're you're bucketing out water, right, they didn't provide you
Speaker 1: a place to sleep, and they said, well, we we
Speaker 1: can't be blamed for the weather. No, but you're gonna
Speaker 1: be blamed for the roof caven In. Yeah, they have insurance.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should get my money. Yeah, your pacos need
Speaker 1: to come back to you. I don't know any way.
Speaker 1: I just thought I would throw that out there. I'm
Speaker 1: upset now, Well what I'm more upset were you than them?
Speaker 1: You know how I feel when you when you leave
Speaker 1: money at the table. I did. I left money on
Speaker 1: the table. But but what do there are people listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast that that that are gonna say, Well,
Speaker 1: I went through something similar to stop payment on the
Speaker 1: credit card, but I didn't. But I didn't see anything
Speaker 1: because I didn't want a ruffle feather. Okay, if you
Speaker 1: were with your boys instead of your girl, would you
Speaker 1: have said something No, because it's not the kind of
Speaker 1: person I am. I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: to create friction and staff. If you're not that kind
Speaker 1: of person, would you like to stay at my hotel?
Speaker 1: I'd love to have it. I got the palms on
Speaker 1: the roof. That's it. I got a dirt floor, I
Speaker 1: got I gotta call, I gotta call the customer. You
Speaker 1: didn't get. You didn't get. The problem is it's two weeks.
Speaker 1: It's a week later. It's a week later. Oh no,
Speaker 1: now you're saying it's too late. Did you documented did
Speaker 1: you tell the guy to take take pictures? Took pictures?
Speaker 1: Did you take video of the water coming in you closet? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I should have done that. But they know it. They
Speaker 1: know it did because there was there's records of it.
Speaker 1: What if they don't know what you're talking about? There's
Speaker 1: all they're all kinds of amaun. What was that, Brody?
Speaker 1: You do that accident again? Well, if you notice what
Speaker 1: you just did, I was about, why don't you do
Speaker 1: that forever? Doing what I was about to do. If
Speaker 1: you listen back to it, I was about to do
Speaker 1: an accent traditionally of a Mexican staff member, and then
Speaker 1: hold on. The Mexicans could be proud of David Brody
Speaker 1: hold on and then no no. After the first half
Speaker 1: a syllable, I switched it to old Jewish guy. I said,
Speaker 1: we don't have it. And I went right into play
Speaker 1: it back every time, I went right into old jew brody.
Speaker 1: You're a racist. First of all, thank you tomorrow. Hold on,
Speaker 1: that's not what racist means. D doing like you're doing
Speaker 1: a stereotypical accent, something that you actually stereotype. Not a stereotype,
Speaker 1: it's actually doing an accent. If I had done a
Speaker 1: British accent, you wouldn't care, No one would care. But
Speaker 1: if I if I, if I do a Polish accent
Speaker 1: or an Irish accent, people go, that's a bad Irish accent.
Speaker 1: But if I do an accent from one of four
Speaker 1: or five places I could think of right now, all
Speaker 1: your racist. First of all, I think we all know
Speaker 1: what racist means. I think we could all. I called
Speaker 1: you out on that because that's what you know. On
Speaker 1: social media, people say that, yeah, you're racist. If I,
Speaker 1: if I do a phone tap with an Indian accent,
Speaker 1: it just means I'm not good at doing Indian accent.
Speaker 1: I love Indian people, not you know, totally messing with
Speaker 1: you know, I try, I want, I want, okay, do
Speaker 1: your impression again. Don't let me stop you. Nope. I
Speaker 1: saved the impressions for the phone tap. All right, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we we didn't even get through half of
Speaker 1: the stuff. Do we wanted to cover today? I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about my aunt Millie. She's and she's drives
Speaker 1: a car. Can I tell you my call? My aunt
Speaker 1: Millie died last week? Oh my god, if listen, I
Speaker 1: may change my name to aunt Millie because there's longevity there.
Speaker 1: Can't call mine. It sounds like, let's call your yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell her, Oh, let's call your aunt Millie.
Speaker 1: But understand that I'm gonna tell her that at least
Speaker 1: three of the gifts that you've given her, I know
Speaker 1: for a fact you got for free or stolen from work.
Speaker 1: Don't tell her that you busted. Alright, mill you know
Speaker 1: that coffee maker and all that coffee? Remember that that
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