WEBVTT - #6: These Freakin' Office Recycle Bins 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.120 Hey, uh, it's scary Jones Brooklyn boys An episode number six. 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:05.080 Let me get some business out of the way real quick. Hey, 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:09.200 Happy birthday to Richard Lee, Damien and Marquez Ruise, Tom 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:14.320 Kelly celebrating your birthday, Kendrew Meyers Pseudo, also Michael James 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:17.600 Peters and our very own chair. You know, Cheryl Casenza 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.840 Share knows her birthday to this September. Thank you so much, 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:25.200 and thank you to Diana Clark and Daniel Marine Dan 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:27.920 for sending in that birthday list for me. Uh and 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:31.000 there you go, perfect, there's the birthdays. Bertie hasn't walked 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.159 in the room yet. We're about to start the podcast. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:44.239 Let's do this. You're ready, so down? What's your headphones? One? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.800 To send a couple of emails? You ready to go? Yeah, 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.400 I'm gonna I'm gonna start recording. Ready, all right, I 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.320 gotta I got some jokes. I got a couple of rands, 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.440 and we should talk about how I screw drove it 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.560 to tell them, well, I got a new song. Oh yeah, 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.680 you want to start with it? That's in the quad 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:03.040 right there? Said yeah, yeah, sorry, all right, right, and 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:11.520 we're rolling. I guess who just got back today. The 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.760 Brooklyn Boys that it's been away. They both have so 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.839 much to see. You know, their name is a broody 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:34.840 and scary, but yeah they go, I'm scary. Jones lumber 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.880 gave broad it doesn't matter the song put me first. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.080 The Brooking Boys. You start, You wrote that if I 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.120 wrote and produce a song, my name's going first. You 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:45.399 got a name first, due respected, respect, the tenure, defend 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.200 the fact I'm a venter at a video longer the year, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.880 not on this podcast. Both have six episodes, episode number six, 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.360 Summer six. I'm excited. The Brooklyn Boys. We're off last week. Yeah, 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.440 we were, We really were, which is why the song is. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.920 The Brooklyn Boys like that. You know, if you want 0:01:59.920 --> 0:02:02.080 to get in touch with us, if you like something, 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.120 if you hate it, just tweet us. Yeah you don't 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.560 want to email emails like my Space at this point, No, 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:11.720 it's not listen. First of all, I'm glad we're done 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.920 with that birthday ship. Second, by the way, again, shout 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.760 out to everybody who tweeted this week while we were 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:20.160 off about the birthday. Shout out to everyone who actually 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.399 isn't support of the we're not doing birthdays, not doing 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.360 birthday second of all, the email thing, which already told you. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.760 I'm not checking the email account, right, but I am. Yeah, 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.120 I understand that. Brooklyn Boys, I'm sorry. The Brooken Boys 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.760 podcast at gmail dot com all right, if you want 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:37.280 to comment on us on the podcast. We both have 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.840 Twitter handles at David Underscore Brody, at Scary Jones and 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.800 at Brooklyn Boys WTF at the moment, because four weeks 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:47.760 ago you said we were gonna fix that. The guys, 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.360 I hold the story. So I twitter. Twitter is great. Um, 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.840 I respond to every tweet scary response to one out 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:58.000 of seven, that's fine. Uh, and so I feel like 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.680 that's a better way to contact us. And so, in fact, 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.440 you don't get as many tweets as I get because people, 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.720 you know what, I don't get frivolous tweets about birthdays 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.760 and I love people. Happy birthday. Okay. A lot of 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:14.079 people have been tweeting me and the Brooklyn Boys WTF 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:18.240 account because I have given the impression, and you control 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.200 that account. I don't. I don't have time to run it, 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.840 but I read all the tweets, so they're they're email, 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.360 they're tweeting at you there, but I think they should 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.959 also copy at Scary Jones because a lot of times 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.520 I want to go, oh, thank you very much. I'm 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.520 glad you two hate the birthdays and I want you 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:37.680 to see it. But that's terrible. No, it's listen. First 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:42.920 of all, we we did our last podcast win fourth, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.080 I believe was the date, so we did get some 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.360 email apologies. By the way, if you had a birthday 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.600 in the week we were off, hey, happy birthday. You 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:56.040 just don't all right, hey, welcome, Sorry, let me make 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.440 it more more, more specific, customized. If you're a guy 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.200 or a girl who had a birthday in the past week, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.760 check now for a penis or a vagina, and then 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:11.680 happy birthday guy, Hey lady, happy birthday, beautiful young lady, 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.760 Happy birthday. If you were another birthday, that's so, that's 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:19.520 so insincere. I'm sincere that I want you to have 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:24.080 a happy birthday. That's not you gotta you gotta personal 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.600 I'm gonna personalize it for all the people that think 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:33.400 that saying happy birthday to three people, when hopefully I 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.719 think we're up to close to ten thousand people are listening, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.800 happy non birthday to nine thousand people. Those people are 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.720 winking at me and we'll tweet me later and if 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:49.600 it's your birthday, happy birthday, really genuine from my heart anyway, 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.800 So the email thing, if you want to send a 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:55.320 long email, that's fine. I just personally I think Twitter 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:59.240 is instant, like it's I understand that, okay, But anyway, 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:01.720 you have emailed score. But before we do that, uh, 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.960 the person who's supposed to get our name changed to 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:08.640 at the Brooklyn Boys, he got stuck and uh in 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.520 what what was going on with Hurricane Irma which was 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.720 coming through. He's in St. Martin right now. His name 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:19.359 was Tonyl. Yeah, he went on vacation and the the 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:23.440 airport at St. Martin was decimated. They saying, he just 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:27.680 got online today from St. Martin. Um so, Tony Molay, 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.640 our best goes out to you. He might not be 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.600 back for a couple of weeks, they're saying. And this 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:37.120 is serious. There's no Tony aside. So he's supposed to 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.640 be He's the one in touch weeks ago. He was 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.680 the one who said no. But well, it takes Twitter 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.920 some time to switch over. His contacts at Twitter were 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:47.480 the ones who supposed to take care of this. So 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.440 I don't know if it's gonna be done for another 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.400 couple a couple more weeks. I feel weird because apparently 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.120 his phone is working, but I feel like that's the 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.440 last thing on his mind is getting a text message 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.760 from me saying, hey, buddy, when are we going to 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:04.320 get the Twitter handle changed? So you know, I kind 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:05.720 of want to leave him alone. Or maybe we can 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.040 get some stut Martin. Maybe we can get some some 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.080 social media experts from Russia to spend money and pay 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.800 Twitter to take care of it for us. Okay, they're 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.480 not busy anymore since November, so they have time. By 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.240 the way, what a douche move today by you. Before 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:24.120 we get into anything else, it's funny everyone is having 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.320 trouble with their Listen. You're getting more and more telemarketers 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.000 calling you, and it's a little ironic because he's need 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.160 to telemarket or Frank phone call guy. I played Mr 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.280 Michael Opeimer on the phone taps alight, So I mean 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.160 I get inundated, probably more than anyone. My phone goes 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.039 off like four times an hour, random number. Right after 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:42.479 the show today, when we were done with the fifteen 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.480 minute morning show, we were sitting in the studio, someone 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.359 gets in touch with me and says, Hi, I'm looking 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.080 for Anthony, and you know that's my real name, and 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.520 my first name is Anthony Anthony, and my latest gag 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:57.520 is I'm sorry, he's not available right now. He'll be 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.800 available after nine pm. Which, by the way, you can 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.719 ry this with your telemarketer people too, because the truth 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.240 is they're illegally not allowed to call past nine pm. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.720 So when you say, hey, it's not it's not Anthony, 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.160 it's so it's it's he's not available right now, he'll 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.640 be when is he available, he's after nine pm. They're screwed. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.040 They can't get in touch with you. It's like victory. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.680 So I keep saying to these people when they call, 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:27.160 Anthony will be available after nine pm, This is not Anthony. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.800 Well we want to talk to him about the van 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.280 guard fund. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Um yeah, nine 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:33.960 call back at nine pm. So I'm in the middle 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.400 of a conversation to tell these people on the phone 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.800 it's not me. Anthony's coming. At that point on your 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.080 end of the phone, what you're hearing is the telemarketer 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.600 buying into the fact that you're not Anthony. Yes, right, 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.000 because you had to look on your face like I 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.880 got this guy I do it was a woman and 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.280 I got one right. So yeah, we're talking about the 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.400 Vanguard Fund. Really okay, well tell me a little bit. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.800 I can't talk to you about it. I need to 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.160 be to Anthony. I'm like, yeah, nine o'clock is the time? 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.640 Called calling back after nine? And then just in the 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:08.000 mill of the photo, what happened? Well, I'm waiting. Brody 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.600 screams out from across the roof allowed me to recreate. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.320 I said, Hey, Anthony, who you on the phone with 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.600 a telemarket or somebody? Your money too? Yeah? I want 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.200 to do that. You looked at me and said, shut 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.880 out what I said? Hey, Anthony, who are you on 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.520 the phone with your screaming? Well? Why would you do that? 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.160 Because it's funny, it's funny, but it made you aligned 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.560 to a hard working American? And did you even ask 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.120 that person what their birthday was so you could shout 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.120 them out? You know something that we didn't. Where's the sincerity? 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:39.319 Where's the sincerity? Give me grief about how I'm not 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.160 being sincere? But you didn't ask this person where they 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.840 where they call from? They were calling? They call from 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.280 an area that may be affected by one of the 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.720 many hurricanes. Maybe they're trying to pay the bills to 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:54.120 rebuild their life. You didn't care that. Chunds like it's 0:08:54.640 --> 0:09:03.120 time's right. Welcome seven male stage. Uh yeah, what's older? 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.520 The Blues Clues part or that you've got male part. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.000 You've got male parts, got it by a day. All 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.640 we need now is one small step for man, one 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.760 giant lead from mankind on there. I like, ask not 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.360 what your country can do for go ahead? Well, Shana 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.360 Cohen wrote to us. She's a part of the tribe 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:24.480 Shana Shana Cohen with an E without any it's c 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.560 O h E N okay, not colm okay. Are both 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:29.800 of them Jewish? Yeah, I'll I'll tell you story about 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.960 that later. So can't wait. I'm not going to address 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.520 to either of you specifically, so you can't argue over 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.960 whose name is first. I love. I've been a long 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.360 time listener to the Elvist Ranch. I started listening when 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:43.040 my then boyfriend now husband was living in Jersey. He 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.600 would visit from Oregon, not Oregon because its pronounced Orgon. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.839 With the inception of my Heart Radio, I now get 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:51.319 to listen to the Big Show as well as a 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:55.760 fifteen minute podcast and um, Brodie door your rans she 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.960 mentioned me first. I love listening to your complaints because 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.640 I can sympathize with the many of them. Scary. Sorry 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.240 that you don't always understand Brody and his thoughts, but 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:10.360 I don't find him to be unrealistic. Tribe. The chemistry 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.439 between the two of you is perfect. I love your show. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.480 Very nice to hear a fellow Jewish person representing our 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.679 religion and cultures. So well, thank you so much for properly, 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:23.200 properly pronouncing my home state, because because I did. How 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.880 did you know that? I just read it? Next though 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.959 we've said Oregon before today. By the way, because she's 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.640 Jewish and I'm Jewish, don't I have gonna do for her? 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:34.000 Today's podcast is free for you. It's free for you, alright, perfect, 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.240 all right, thank you, have a great vacation. That was 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.839 written to vacation. By the way. I love these emails. Yeah, 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.800 it's about to say that was my next question. That 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.679 my next thing, Brody, do you do you still hate 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.360 the email? Not that one? No, not that one. Alright, cool, 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.880 So there's that one, and then there's uh Susie Alvarado, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:53.800 who um, she she's submitting that She's continuing the funny 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.920 grammar and misspellings with the picture of another great picture 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.719 for a podcast. Well, tweet that out. We'll tweet it out. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:04.959 But it's it's Cokey Free Chicken ko k y f 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.559 r A y chicken, now r a y chicken Coke 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:13.199 Frey Chicken. She writes, I love your revamped podcast. It's 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.320 not a revamp, it's a it's a new podcast. Um, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.640 but I also used to be a fan of your 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.040 old podcast as well. Thank you. I thought that you 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.079 might get a chuckle out of this. This picture is 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:27.240 from a local fried chicken joint in Durango, Mexico or Durango, Durango. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.520 I don't know why. I think she double spelled. I 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.280 don't know why she put it. Must have been a typo. Anyway, 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.319 the city Durango does not have its own KFC up 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.920 until a few years ago, and all of a sudden 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.640 and Cokey Frey Chicken was there, red with an accent 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.080 has been up and running for decades, so apparently Coke 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.240 Fried Chicken has been there forever. And it was a 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.280 knockoff of Kentucky Fried Chicken. But it's spelled. It's spelled 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.720 the way it's said so they did a did a 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:57.080 riff off of Kentucky Fried Chicken. No, it was spelling 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:00.440 out as much as it's an intention trademark infringement. Oh 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:03.720 so okay, so it's a it's a copyright infringement. Okay. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.679 So anyway you wanted to point it out to us, 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.720 she said it to us. If you I love we 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:09.480 love to be the grammar pool. Can I can I 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.320 go on? Can I go on a pre rant? Rant? Re? Rant? Yeah? Rant? 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.320 There ran the pre rant? I gotta rant. So what's 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.719 my rule about correcting people? What's rule number one? Scary? 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.440 Be correct? Right, right, be right. If you're gonna correct someone, 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.120 be right. So we had two problems today. One was tonight, 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.439 which when we're recording the podcast on Thursday the seventh, 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.720 is Sunday Night Football. That's the name of the show 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.240 even though it's on Thursday tonight, Sunday Night Football. The 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.320 people that produce it and own it and host it 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.120 are on tonight to pick off the season. The title 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.480 of the show, right is Sunday Sunday Night Football. And 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:50.400 every time Danielle would promote from from our Elvis Rand 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.679 Morning Show. If you don't listen to both, uh, said, oh, 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:56.000 tonight sun Night Football, the Patriots and the Chiefs. People 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.640 texted in, it's the Giants and the Cowboys, and that's Sunday. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:02.560 It's not tonight. Just like one Saturday Night Live weekend 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.800 Update is on Thursdays, it's still Saturday Night Live because 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.160 that's how it's branded. The title of the show for 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.080 NBC is called Sunday Night Football, right, but it's Harring 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:14.000 Tonight's Special And guess what the graphics are all gonna 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:18.480 say SNF is Carrie under what still doing the intro? 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.320 I don't know whoever they're not a fan of for 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.640 Sunday horrible parody. As a parody writer, it's terrible. And 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.400 he doesn't sing that song anymore. That was that was 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:31.240 pink and that was that was um and faith Hill 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:35.280 another country. Right, But anyway, point is anyway, the point 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.559 is right, so be right. So you're saying that somebody 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.680 tried to correct Danielle or you, but that no, I 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.760 got tried. So someone tried to correct me today and said, huh, 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.920 who happen though it's Sunday Night Football, it's Thursday Night 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.719 foot on. I'm on Twitter and a troll attacked me 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.480 today for something doesn't matter. But they were wrong, of course, 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:56.240 of course, and they they sent me a meme analogy, right, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.439 So the analogy said, well, if this is the case, 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.319 then I guess that's the case, And it didn't make 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.360 sense to what they were attacking me on. Doesn't matter, 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.720 so it wasn't apples to apples. Well, it was a 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.640 poor analogy because it actually proved my point, not their point. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.400 They're like, set me a meme that proved I was right, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.480 and they meant to prove I was wrong. So I 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:19.440 wrote back, terrible analogy, and then I explained why it's wrong, 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.960 and they wrote back, it's not an analogy, it's based 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.960 on facts. So I said, an analogy has nothing to 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.080 do with facts, since it do it taking two comparables 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:31.200 and using them as an example to compare things to 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.760 get your point across. Yes, okay, I'm following. Is to 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.160 be as B as to C, or if A and B, 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.680 it's right, all right, So I guess, So I say, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.280 rule number one be right. You're gonna correct someone be right, 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.640 but don't get all cocky. Well, analogy is not based 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:52.080 in fact. Actually, yes, yes it is, so then what happened? 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.280 So I haven't haven't. I want to ba I blocked him. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.600 He's a troll. That's I would have. I would have 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.360 tried to get one last meme in there of Kermit 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.280 the Frog shipping tea nice. I'm not a meme guy 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.120 because I like to be honest with you as a 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.560 person who likes to think you somewhat creative. I like 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.040 to use my own words to rip people. I don't 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:12.720 send gifts. Gifts and gifts. I call him a gift. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.120 I know. I don't. I don't get you don't you 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.360 don't have, Steve, I don't. I don't send like I 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.680 don't send. Like when I heard that joke, I'd be like, 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.520 and then have the guy you do? You don't you 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.160 never send the gift of Michael Jackson eating popcorn from 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.880 the Thriller videos watching you know, like, oh boy, that 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.960 escalated quickly. Yeah, you know. Look, if you want to 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.440 send me gifts that you like something, I said that perfect. 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:34.680 I love it. I get a big kick out of it. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.320 I'm just not a gift sender. I'm not a meme sender. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.720 And I'm not someone that looks at political quotes and 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.080 and takes on a meme and go oh wow, he 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.920 said that they're all made up by people in there, 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:46.800 you know, they're like they're not real. Then I actually 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.520 quote from those people. So anyway, he sent me a 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.720 meme that proved my point, and I was like this great, 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.240 thank you, and I read it to Bethany also on 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.880 our show, and she said, that guy just proved your point, 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:01.520 like exactly stupid. People shouldn't try to be someone that 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.600 you was. That your lesson. That's not my rant, that 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:08.040 was just grammar. An analogy is not something that's it's 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.200 you can't say it's not analogy. It's factual analogies of 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.080 factual analogies are based on facts. They can be absolutely 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.720 that's all. That's all I got. Um, So I'm not 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:20.320 sorry that I screwed you over. I got a text 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.320 today from from t J, one of one of our 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.280 followers on the podcast but also on on the other 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.240 Stared morning show, and he sent me a link to 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:30.640 a story that said, reasons why you shouldn't be you 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.920 should never apologize for your cutting sense of humor. Okay, 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.440 I like, but by the way, I really do appreciate 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.160 your cutting sense of humor. You I don't think you've 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.360 ever offended me. In all the years, and you've pissed 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:47.160 me off before. Absolutely, you've definitely debated, we've debated to 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:51.120 add nauseam on certain things. But because you know where 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.560 it comes from, you know that if I say something, 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:56.240 it's not rooted in anger. Right on Twitter, sometimes people 0:16:56.280 --> 0:17:00.120 will responding, oh too soon, or or that's mean I 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.680 tweeted something out. There's very very little. There's very little 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:07.040 you've ever tweeted out that I'm like that has made me. 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:08.800 I tweeted something a couple of weeks ago. I don't 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.080 remember it was, but I tweeted it out, and let's 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:15.240 just say, um, let's just say as in as in 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.840 an example, as an analogy, there was a baseball player 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.679 and a bat, and I tweeted about the baseball player 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.879 in terms of how the bat was an idiot, right, 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.800 the bat was terrible. The person attacked me for attacking 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.159 the baseball player. I said, no, look again, I was 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.800 clearly attacking the bat. And they were like, oh, I'm 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:36.399 so sorry. They're like, that's a terrible comment, how rude. 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.920 I listened to the show, but that's just you shouldn't 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.680 have said that. That's hurtful, And I'm like, it's not 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.199 what I said. I'm not in the hurtful business. I'm 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.520 gonna have fun with people and listen. If something's funny, 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.879 I'm gonna go for the joke. Uh, don't ever hit 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.159 me back. If I say this, I'm gonna get hit 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:52.720 back with it. But when you tweet me back and 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:56.320 go too soon, No, it's too soon for you. It's 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.520 not my job to determine too soon. It's your job 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.959 as an audience to decide if it's too soon. My 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.600 job is to hope for the best, use my judgment 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.280 on what is too soon. And keep in mind that 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.159 my line in the sand is different than yours. And 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.840 know that whatever I said, if you think it'll be 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.800 funny for a week from now, then then ignored for 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:16.520 a week and then go read it. But I gotta 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:18.640 be funny in the moment because otherwise a thousand people 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.360 are going to tweet that and then my joke is dead. Yeah, 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:23.920 you need to when it comes to comedy, you gotta 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:25.880 be first. You gotta be first first. You wait around 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:27.840 going you know what, an hour after it happened. I 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.800 probably should wait three hours. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, too soon. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:34.520 I have to You know, you want to be the 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.600 first anyway, I'm not looking, so please if you enjoying 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.679 my stuff might be like, Scary, don't get offended by anything. 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.280 You don't get offended by much. You've noticed that about me. 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:45.879 It's so true. I have very long fuse. This is 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.400 this is a typical fight between me and Scary. That's sure, 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:51.520 it's ugly, Scary, you're a douchebag. And he'll say fuck you, Brodie, 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:54.960 and then like three seconds later I'll go because it's 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:59.760 not because he won't take me to lunch. This this 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.560 podcast is not about Brooklyn, but we're from Brooklyn. But 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.399 here's a Brooklyn moment. I am so happy that I 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.680 was born in Brooklyn. Okay, I couldn't because Brooklyn people, 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:12.280 people from Queen's people who know. But you know what, 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.240 Brooklyn people we get each other. We just yeah, it's 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.760 like it's like it's like the Jeers girl sent that email. 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.800 She gets she gets you right, your people right, your 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.399 people get you exactly, and and you're one of my people. 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:26.560 So there you go. So we get each other. Speaking 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:31.080 of which, uh, just to update the audience steak dinner update, 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:34.000 we have still not gone a steak dinner. That steak 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:35.280 dinner up that you want to make a jingle for 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.080 that next time. I just made ingle next time about 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:41.159 jingle to see when we're gonna do it. Um, I 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:43.600 have an idea. By the way, this is the steak 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:46.640 dinner that's scary and someone else that we know promised 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:51.919 me two yeah, okay, Um, I would like to do 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:55.200 a steak dinner with you. Uh huh Um. I'm still 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.960 not like to do broken on the We're gonna set 0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:01.040 an appointment. I'm also gonna railroad you on the air 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:03.920 right now. He probably doesn't know this is coming. You've 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:04.919 got to do it on a day you know, I 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:07.560 can't do it. We got invited, Brodie and I got 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:11.080 invited to late afternoon UM to do a speech at 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:16.120 Brooklyn College, our old our alma alma mater um, Brooklyn College. 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:20.119 They there's a media class and they were given it 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:23.480 was a They were given a survey by a professor, 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.520 and the professor said, what's your favorite radio station? And 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:31.160 overwhelmingly it was you and hundred it was the morning show. Um. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:35.600 They mentioned us by name. So I'm gonna stop you there, 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:39.840 hold on, preemptively, hold on, hold on. If Brooklyn College 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:42.919 wants us to come speak. Fine institution. Yeah, it's just 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:46.199 it's a professor's class hold and they are providing us 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:51.359