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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This is.

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Speaker 3: Important, they took my kidney and blew me. I was

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Speaker 3: hard for eleven days. Put your dick away. You're under arrest.

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Speaker 3: Let's go look at this. Aye see, I love it.

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Speaker 3: This is beautiful. My god, thank you so much for

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Speaker 3: being here. He's least.

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Speaker 1: I know you said that kind of sarcastically the way

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Speaker 1: you just said that, but that's just how you sound.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we do actually want to, uh, thank you for

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Speaker 3: being here. My god. We're real happy you're here. I'm

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Speaker 3: just saying it like that. I don't know what you're

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Speaker 3: talking about that.

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Speaker 1: I know that's just how he sounds. But we are

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Speaker 1: actually really happy that you're here. It's so cool.

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Speaker 3: I have love for all of you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're sounding like that. We're very

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Speaker 1: happy that you guys are. I'm making some lifelong friends.

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Speaker 4: I feel absolutely, Oh, ship, are we going to have

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Speaker 4: a reunion later, like in a year later, two years,

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Speaker 4: we have a reunion later at the bar?

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Speaker 1: Okay, the Spinnaker lounge. Perhaps I walked around the ship.

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Speaker 3: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: Uh when everyone was gone and I could just, you know,

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Speaker 1: check out the ship.

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Speaker 4: This is a beautiful ships, beautiful there's lots of places

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Speaker 4: to drink. I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought we were going

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Speaker 4: to be on a total ship pile of ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but and why did do you think that?

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Speaker 1: Because Isaac put this together? Because Isaac together. Yes, that

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Speaker 1: checks out. Isaac's like, I don't know, I think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be rad I don't know. Have you looked into

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Speaker 1: it at all?

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Speaker 3: Ship? No, it's gonna be a boat. It's a boat

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Speaker 3: for sure. Okay, is it a ship or a boat?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that the same thing? Fuck?

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Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, shout out to all of us

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Speaker 4: for surviving Mexico.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, ye Blake wants to get on like you're

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Speaker 5: some serious you want to get the first time top.

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Speaker 4: He's got work, get polycharged. My mom and my dad

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Speaker 4: were texting me. They're like, just be careful, and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, shut up, I'm fucked up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents are cool of you to not invite

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Speaker 1: your parents.

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Speaker 3: I invite mine, So I guess I love that more.

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Speaker 3: But what's up mom and dad? That is true? Yep?

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Speaker 1: Uh and my parents were the exact opposite. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe we don't go off the ship

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Speaker 1: if it's if they're saying to shelter in place.

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Speaker 4: My mom's like it'll be fine, you dear Like your

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Speaker 4: mom's like, I'm already on the beach black out.

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Speaker 3: She did have like straps of bullets across her chest.

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Speaker 3: She was locked and loaded full bandalier. It was pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: She was like barbed wire.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, I mean, you know, God for big,

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Speaker 1: God forbid, But I was like that would we could

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Speaker 1: easily walk into Netflix and be like, hey.

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Speaker 3: We got a sequel to Game Over Man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're like we need something more grounded. We're like,

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Speaker 5: Adam died. Yeah, it's real.

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Speaker 3: He's dead.

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Speaker 1: I'm dead and this is my hologram and I'm wanting

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Speaker 1: to star Ai style.

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Speaker 3: That's Shawn Aston. It's been Shawn Aston for the last

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Speaker 3: two days. Dude. I told you guys that I had

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Speaker 3: a U an.

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Speaker 1: Uber driver one time that was like, man, you uh

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Speaker 1: you're an actor, huh?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, uh, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm an actor and he's like, man, you've been acting

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Speaker 1: for a long time.

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Speaker 3: That's a cool sounding white lady not ask him where

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Speaker 3: is accent?

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Speaker 1: Was yeah, a whole white woman and uh and this

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Speaker 1: whole white woman was like, you've been acting for a

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Speaker 1: long time and I'm like, oh yeah, I mean kind

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Speaker 3: Time now, I guess.

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Speaker 1: And he was like since you were a kid, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it certainly feels like it.

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Speaker 3: And then he was like, man, I loved you and Goonies.

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Speaker 1: Oh you thought I was Sean Aston.

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Speaker 3: Dude, guy's like sixty years old.

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Speaker 5: You just got a nod and then say something super

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Speaker 5: racist before you get out. Oh so he's like the

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Speaker 5: Goonies guy, She's sorry, see the old white ladies like lady.

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Speaker 3: The Goonies guy said the thing I'm not gonna say

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Speaker 3: right now, what would you get?

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Speaker 5: What would be a That's the fun about being live

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Speaker 5: in the podcast.

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Speaker 3: You guys can think about whatever. It's choose your own

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Speaker 3: adventure podcast that's different, that's different and not exciting. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to get into luggage talks. It's here,

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Speaker 3: yeah to me, boy, to me, boy, it.

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Speaker 5: Just seems like a perfect opportunity. Was anybody did anybody

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Speaker 5: arrive here inside luggage?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Was anybody smuggled illegally or legally Okay, hell yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 3: This guy I think he's joking.

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Speaker 4: Remember how Durs during Dudelee Wet Game said, my arch

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Speaker 4: nemesis is Wind.

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Speaker 3: You're seeing it in real time.

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Speaker 5: Yes, this ship fucks me up with like a little

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Speaker 5: pingupost item.

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Speaker 1: The people at home that are accidentally watching us on

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Speaker 1: Netflix are.

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Speaker 3: So confused right now. They're like, this is a podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're lost at sea. The fuck is happening.

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Speaker 1: With this guy's hair, We're stranded, We're fulling together.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, and I should have glued on my wig

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Speaker 4: a little better because I feel like it's about to

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Speaker 4: pop off this bitch puppose.

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Speaker 1: It's been fun to get to know, uh, everybody on

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Speaker 1: this ship. I feel like I've met individually everyone on

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Speaker 1: this ship at this point. And uh, there was there

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Speaker 1: was a I wonder if they were around here. There

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Speaker 1: is a couple two uh beautiful young ladies that want

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Speaker 1: to fuck Blake in the ass. Yeah I don't know

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Speaker 1: you've ran in, but they they came up to uh

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Speaker 1: to Blake. By the way, didn't mention it to me,

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Speaker 1: but they go, hey, just so you know I'm willing.

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Speaker 3: We brought a strap on and I and this is

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Speaker 3: and Blake. You told me that. Do you want to

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Speaker 3: continue the story?

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Speaker 4: Well, basically, well, you know she was she was intoxicated. Okay,

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Speaker 4: but here, yeah, but she had this crazy surprisingly but

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Speaker 3: Mentioned I was intoxicated.

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Speaker 4: She had mentioned that she said she would fuck me

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Speaker 4: better than I've ever been fucked before.

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Speaker 3: And I said, the bar is low because I've never

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Speaker 3: been fucked before, right right, right right allegedly.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you you can cash that check.

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Speaker 3: You could say, right to the bank. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: sperm bank. I just want to tie right to the

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Speaker 3: sperm bank. Hey, I'm saying, oh my god. One of

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Speaker 3: the blackouts himself.

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Speaker 4: Was anybody at the blackout set where Tiba and Otho

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Speaker 4: were blackout?

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Speaker 3: That was classic? What a zombie? This guy?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, what he's still sentence.

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Speaker 3: He tried to say something and no words came.

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Speaker 4: Look at this to thank you, sir, Thank you security, security, security, Pa.

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Speaker 3: Dear god, get him. Yeah, okay, okay, have your moment

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Speaker 3: water trash. You see, if you're off.

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Speaker 1: You're off the party. Get the hell off stage. We're lives.

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Speaker 1: He's taking photos. That's that's what he's good for.

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Speaker 4: He's not taking photos. He's harassing me. He's been doing

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Speaker 4: it the whole ship.

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Speaker 3: He fucked me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I lied, it was why I said allegedly. That's

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Speaker 1: exactly why I'm.

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Speaker 4: Not gonna let her fuck me in the ass on

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Speaker 4: the second day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to see her again, I think, Dave,

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Speaker 1: today's day three?

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's tonight. Fuck the clock is sticking, Damn, I

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Speaker 3: better was tonight's the night? I mean, it was pretty

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Speaker 3: cool that she gave me her business.

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Speaker 1: Card and I am I checked it out and uh,

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Speaker 1: Q did you check out the QR code?

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Speaker 3: I don't, I know, I did not. Oh that sucks. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh there's men with their dicks and cages that could

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Speaker 1: have been you, Blake, that could have been you.

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Speaker 3: What happens after you place your dick in the cage? Then?

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Speaker 3: Then where do we go with that? Honestly? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: And that dude, what if it's like a shark tank

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Speaker 4: and like girls are just like kind of kind of

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Speaker 4: floating up to it trying.

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Speaker 3: To get to it, and you like sort of off.

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Speaker 4: Chum the water with it a little bit. I don't

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Speaker 4: know how you would do that. How do you chum water.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think if I told Chloe you come, you

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Speaker 1: don't chum. If I told Chloe that that's what happens

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Speaker 1: to me on the cruise, I don't think she would

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Speaker 1: consider that cheating.

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Speaker 3: She was like, you were assaulted, right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is that the like get out of jail free card.

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Speaker 3: It's like, honey, I was my dick was in a cage. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: look my kidney and blew me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in a cage. We're on international waters. What's

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Speaker 4: the problem here, what's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Shark fucked me? You're telling me this is grounds for divorce.

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Speaker 3: You're taking my child. Let the public decide. That's a bummer.

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Speaker 1: I like the people that committed to watching this entire

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Speaker 1: podcast in the hot tub.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hell, I like all of you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, I like, is this a hot tub? Watching

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Speaker 3: from the hot tub is so like MTV. It's fucking cool.

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Speaker 3: Spring Break.

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Speaker 4: I wish I wish the homie Simon Rex was here

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Speaker 4: in Yeah, I wish we were wheezing the juice.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Holy Shore was here? Who else? Who else?

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Speaker 3: Kirkers probably giving us the news? Right, I'm talking about

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Speaker 3: my hat? Oh god, dude, it's really hard.

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Speaker 1: Actually, hey, oh ye, and I hate to go there,

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Speaker 1: but I am going to go there.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I am gonna go there because I'm just kind

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Speaker 4: of a nasty dude like that.

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Speaker 3: How's everybody's ship's going on? The crews? Not good? Right?

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Speaker 3: Not good? Here's the deal.

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Speaker 4: I you know, I've shipped my whole life since I

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Speaker 4: came out of mom as well. I've been shitting. I

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Speaker 4: think I had a ship I've never had before.

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Speaker 3: Neflix, we're getting this, we're getting this.

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Speaker 4: And he just smashed the camera. The camera fell apart.

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Speaker 4: After hearing no, I legit like it.

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Speaker 3: It just felt different than anything I've ever had.

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Speaker 5: Kind of either want to move on or hear more.

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Speaker 5: The way you're not describing it at all, Well.

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Speaker 4: It like it like started fast and then it like

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Speaker 3: Like who it was like?

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Speaker 5: It was like it's like when you get to tcby

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Speaker 5: yogurt and you don't know, you've never been on this

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Speaker 5: machine before, so you.

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Speaker 4: Crank it too much, you slow it down, and then

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Speaker 5: You just slowly start to sink the ship, and if

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Speaker 1: I guess you want to give people'll give.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to. Everyone's just gonna stay up

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, this is day. This is only we still

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Speaker 4: I asked to call me. I just called him homie.

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Speaker 4: You know what, you're just like homie?

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Speaker 3: Well you His name was Jerry, So that's what you

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Speaker 1: I'm racking those points. You're how truly terrified? Was everybody

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Speaker 3: My god, are you saying night one in Tampa? Because

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Speaker 1: So you were talking about night I was talking about

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Speaker 3: They're like, no, it isn't. Yeah, hang on, I'm texting

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Speaker 3: You're like, it was fine, wasn't a big deal at all.

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Speaker 4: We had to cancel the podcast night one because it

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Speaker 4: It looks kind of cool, right, I look like renegade

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm watched more Workaholics. They're showing it on the

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Speaker 5: Why do I feel like people are in their rooms

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Speaker 3: There are some people that are like, it's just a

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Speaker 1: I drank with that guy at the casino for about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good. I feel bad for everyone I was

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Speaker 1: gambling with. I feel like I was what was that movie?

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Speaker 1: The cooler was me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He just shows shot a casino table and no one

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was me. And when I was around, they're like,

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, Adam, yo, get the fuck out. I

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Speaker 3: that's what's your game?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: It was relatte and then I played blackjack and I

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Speaker 3: No you love the casino, ye y yea yea yea yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's actually more fun to be the case because it's

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Speaker 3: And what was me?

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Speaker 1: Uh in twenty like twelve and uh, they gave you

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Speaker 1: the first like two hours, I'll just fire it up,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, okay, nineteen blackjack hit me and so

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Speaker 3: And then I turned on the microphone and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: And they were like, can we see that microphone? Real quick?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Real quick? Was that your asshole? That's you farting into

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Speaker 3: that's a genius. You don't get into mic anymore. Dude. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 3: new big this is your gallaghery team. Yeah. Fuck having

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of power there, dude. It's kind of cool.

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Speaker 3: It works. It works for me.

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Speaker 3: Actually, come on there, give me one. Can you give

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Speaker 5: Yeah, how are you going to do me like that?

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Speaker 3: actually a beat. Very good. That was a beat, right,

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Speaker 3: urs Can you freestyle real quick? Yeah? The dookie is

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Speaker 1: So my sister has a new boyfriend and he's on

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Speaker 3: And here we go, yeah, Chris cruise, and.

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Speaker 1: He for sure didn't know a lot about our show

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Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay. Hey, he's a nice guy.

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Speaker 1: He's ed, you know about the podcast, really, and he's

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Speaker 3: He has to be right. Imagine just entering this world

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Speaker 3: to Bean like, what the fuck? Why? What's the bat? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What dude? Welcome to the family. One about.

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Speaker 4: Guys, I might just be up on the top deck

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Speaker 3: Wish you wouldn't. Wish you wouldn't. That feels right.

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Speaker 1: Has anyone had the pleasure of running into Penny or

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Speaker 3: Makes sense there, Yeah, that's up that as up takes

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Speaker 5: Got to America from where Ireland or some ship slurry

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Speaker 3: Go under the radar. No one will know, you know.

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Speaker 3: Your boobs are huge and they're actually not. They're pieces

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Speaker 4: but that is not.

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00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: The word I was looking for this guy.

444
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 4: I'm struggling, guys, I'm struggling, just kidding. I'm sharp as attack, Isaac.

445
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 4: I need a beer man, can put.

446
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: A beers all Isaac deer man beer us, all beer

447
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: us who got Isaac's nipples on their tea card.

448
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 3: That was pretty fun. Wow, that was.

449
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: A pretty fun thing. I requested his pink asshole. But

450
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 1: that's where he drew the line.

451
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 3: He almost didn't put his nipples on the His twelve

452
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 3: year old son was like, Dad, what are you doing?

453
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 3: Don't do that? And he's like, it's for work. Yeah.

454
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 3: He just walked in on him doing it solo in the.

455
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,400
Speaker 4: Bathroom, taking photos, taking topless photos of himself in the bathroom.

456
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 3: Sit down, Sun, We need to talk in the world.

457
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: Yet, this is what your father does for work. Don't

458
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: you have other clients?

459
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 4: No?

460
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 3: They all fired me because I spend all my time

461
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: with these three idiots. Goodbye. Used to be four Rip Kyle.

462
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 3: Oh he's dead to us. We do miss him though,

463
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 3: we do miss him.

464
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, I played the pickleball tournament and

465
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 4: me and TK we did win that final game, so

466
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 4: we did take the championship by like a lot.

467
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 3: No, it was tight.

468
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 4: Oh shit, what in the kazu mil just got dropped

469
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 4: on me.

470
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hey Blake, it's the right size. Holy mo,

471
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 3: Holy moly. Wait now wait, how do I drink it?

472
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 3: I think you know how? But can I just say

473
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 3: something real quick.

474
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 5: What's weird is that that's like the size of a child.

475
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 3: What, well, now you fucked up?

476
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 5: Now, I'm hey, hey, derky, and I don't think it's

477
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 5: funny at all.

478
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 4: And actually, surprise, surprise, I re routed us to Epstein Eyelands, Sweet.

479
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 3: James.

480
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 4: Actually, it could also be the size of a fully

481
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 4: grown little little man with a huge caw.

482
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah that's huge, that's huge, you're saying, as Bobby Lee. Okay, yeah,

483
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 3: we're We're not here to weirdly defend himself, So give

484
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: me my a break.

485
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna take a sip and see if

486
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 4: it tastes any different.

487
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 5: Whoever said that's gonna get his asshole in their mouths

488
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 5: buttery and salty tasting.

489
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 4: Actually, I think you gotta okay, all right.

490
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 3: Here, it exploded on my bag.

491
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 4: Yeah that's how that works, and it made me chese

492
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 4: my pants.

493
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: Okay.

494
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: Netflix is immediately gonna revoke their contract with us.

495
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 3: They're like, you know, we take it back, go back

496
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 3: to the tube. It's a it's a par weirdly. Hulu

497
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 3: is like, come on, come on, a freak. You know,

498
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 3: Hulu's nasty. Come on, think about them peacocks ship.

499
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 5: Okay, let's drink freaky streamer to Lli's freaky a streamer.

500
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 3: Go fubo.

501
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, two bees getting fucking nasty to be to be

502
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: too bees.

503
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 5: Into one of those cool like uh like multi relationships

504
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 5: that I don't even know how to describeamorous.

505
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 3: There it is, there, it is, Hey, Adam, He's like, good,

506
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 3: how'd be good? I knew a big word. How'd you

507
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: have that on the tip of your tongue like that?

508
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 3: I don't know that's what's on the tip of your tongue.

509
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 3: I'll show you what's on the tip of my tongue, okay.

510
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 3: And was that rinsed before you put a beer in there?

511
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 3: You know?

512
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 4: As soon as I took a drink, I'm like, I

513
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 4: did not rinse it out? So I wait, okay, so

514
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 4: you bought that. I did buy that?

515
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 3: Okay. See I here's what the whole audience thought.

516
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: And what I also thought was Isaac bought it as

517
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: a prank to pull on you. But you saw this

518
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: what Durs explained as a little boy hard collattle boy's

519
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: hard cock.

520
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 3: You're very proud in the store and you're like, I

521
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 3: gotta have it.

522
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 4: No, that's not exactly how it went. It was more

523
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 4: than that he couldn't speak durs suicide and he's like, Blake,

524
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 4: I think this has your.

525
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 3: Name on it, and I was like, yeah, my boy

526
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: knows me. That's right. Contrary to last night's uh what

527
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 3: was it called? Doody? Did anybody go to the Dudley

528
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: Web game? That was fun? Yeah, that was a good time.

529
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 3: I know the rules at all. I still am struggling

530
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: with those rules, but that was fun. This is what

531
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 3: I discovered afterwards. Nobody had to go backstage.

532
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 5: One of just asked the questions and one of us

533
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 5: could have written it down and then the other one

534
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 5: would have just.

535
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: Been like, okay, I think you said this, shut up.

536
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 3: Shut up. Why would we go backstage?

537
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: Well, because then you could tell how long they're writing

538
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: and you could sort of see what they're writing.

539
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's reasons for shit. You don't need more reasons.

540
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 3: You know.

541
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 4: It's a real game, like the Newlywed game. It's a

542
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 4: format that's been proven over time. It's a super successful game.

543
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: No.

544
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: See, this is why dr had trouble in school is

545
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: because a teacher would do anything and he'd be like nahh.

546
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: Hey, you could take this Shakespeare and fuck it suck it?

547
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: Is there a lot of Shakespeare in your high school?

548
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 3: Didn't everyone have Shakespeare? Dude?

549
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: I feel like my high school they knew what they

550
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: were getting into.

551
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 3: They're like, you're an R. L Stein. You guys, didn't

552
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 3: you guys didn't meet Romeo and.

553
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 5: Juliet And then you got to watch the movie.

554
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 3: Where she was like naked and a child. It was

555
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 3: some Blake ship. Stop, let's not get off the cruise,

556
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: saying that's what I but I'm not even joking.

557
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: They showed us a movie that had like an underage

558
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 5: actress NECD.

559
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 3: And that's Blake ship for sure make a child? And

560
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 3: I was weirdly I watched it.

561
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 5: I was like, this is some Blake ship and I

562
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 5: hadn't even met before putting it all together now on

563
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 5: the Norwegian Way, So that's that's wait so wait wait yeah,

564
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 5: is that Winslet.

565
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: No, that's Titanic bro Well, no, Leo was It's before Leo,

566
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: Leo and Juliet. It's before Leo and Claire Dane. There

567
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: was another movie. It existed before.

568
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: Yes, the movie with early soundtrack that we all had.

569
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 3: Four years old.

570
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 5: We know this was like an eighties joint and it

571
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 5: was like soft lighting naked children, Blake type.

572
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: It is wild, It is a wild time.

573
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: My assistant Michelle, she met a woman who said that

574
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: she had no idea what this podcast is or who

575
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: we are, but she goes on every six man cruise

576
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: and she is here and she has to be shook

577
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: that Blake brought out this little statue of this naked

578
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: little person and drank from his dick. And I'm very

579
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: sorry for that woman. We would like to buy you

580
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: a drink hundred fifteen dollars.

581
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 3: There was also one that was just like just a cock.

582
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I saw that after that I bought that,

583
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 4: And I'm like, am I really gonna spend like sixty

584
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 4: five dollars on cock mugs while I'm in Mexico?

585
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 3: I have a serious question, please, oh God, hit us.

586
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 5: The scenarios that you have a son. Your son is

587
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 5: in a horrible accident. Okay, maybe it's a a cement situation.

588
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 5: Dick Severed gone, yes, you know what happened.

589
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 3: What happened. There's no way it couldn't happen, is what

590
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: the doctor said.

591
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 5: And he needs a transplant, okay, but they can't transplant

592
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 5: children's genitals, they only have adult genitals, and they say,

593
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 5: we can give him some dead man's dick.

594
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 3: Do you sign him up? Right? Sign him up?

595
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 5: And then he's pretty cool, right, he just walks around

596
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 5: fifth grade like yeah, maybe in fifth.

597
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: Sounds like the White Lady.

598
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 3: He sounds like, yeah, what's your cat driver?

599
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: But then does that mean that he's gonna have a

600
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction in like the ninth grade?

601
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually it's the opposite. What causes a rectile dysfunction?

602
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 4: Does the does the the penis itself just run out

603
00:30:59,480 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 4: of it?

604
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 3: And eventually I have no idea. I don't know. Is

605
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: the human Yeah, explain to us a rectiline. I don't know.

606
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: I'm not getting older. It doesn't happen constantly.

607
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, if the human is the human penis like a

608
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 4: battery human, it just starts to drain.

609
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, much like a social battery.

610
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about a rhinos penis because rhino penises

611
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 4: are hard all the time.

612
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 3: That's why you have those pills in the gas station.

613
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 3: Rhino five thousand. We all know them. We all all

614
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 3: know them. And by the way, if you're looking, if

615
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 3: you have a rectile dysfunction.

616
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: Please visit hymns dot com right and type in code

617
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: this is important twenty for twenty percent off.

618
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 3: Perfection. I'll take a hymns just to jerk off. I know,

619
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: Oh money bags over it? What's up? Mom? How are you?

620
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: Is that how it.

621
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 5: Works though, like you take it and because remember like

622
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 5: when the pills came out, it was like, if you

623
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 5: take it, you have a boner for just.

624
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 3: A day and a half.

625
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Sure, but now what pills come out was just the

626
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: nineties and the nineties we were children.

627
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: You were an adult man. Yeah, so we don't we

628
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 3: don't remember. I don't know, Bezza Piza.

629
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 5: I feel like they've gotten more nuanced where it's just

630
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 5: like you get the boner when you could take it

631
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 5: before dinner, the dinner date, and then it'll serve you later,

632
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 5: as opposed to when you take it it's happening.

633
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 3: That was viagra. Huh, this is viagra?

634
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: Well, I remember taking I took one of those gas

635
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: station pills.

636
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: I love that.

637
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 4: There's also just a ton of people like holding their

638
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 4: tongues like they know the answer, but.

639
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: They're like they're they're holding on in their life or

640
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: they're honestly, I don't know.

641
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: I don't even know. Real quick, my man in the boat, well,

642
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 3: you stand up.

643
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: You look freezing, and I just want I want everyone

644
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: to see this.

645
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: So that was worth it because you're like super cold.

646
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: Looking, good dude perspective, dear tie, butthole. Wow, Atiba, you're

647
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: facing the wrong way.

648
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: Turn around. Get my man still facing the wrong way.

649
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: Atiba a tiba atifa a tiba a tiba a tea.

650
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 3: Your social battery there, it is there, it is.

651
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 1: I'm on those gas station pills for a drops.

652
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 3: And that was that was dangerous.

653
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: I remember, because I'm not if I if I have

654
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: more than two drinks.

655
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: My my dick is very sleepy, right, he's a sweepy peepe. Okay.

656
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: And I got a girlfriend that was coming into town,

657
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, she was out of town.

658
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, look at this. So this rhino five

659
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 3: thousand and so I took one.

660
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: It just says to take one. So I'm like, okay,

661
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: and I took one. I was hard for eleven days.

662
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

663
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: It was so off putting that it was like I

664
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 1: couldn't think of anything else.

665
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: My eyes were yellow.

666
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 5: I remember you remember that. Yeah, we went to you

667
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: went to chinole with me. They're like, sir, your dick

668
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 5: is in the beans.

669
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 4: I kept some fucking the guacamole. Sorry, holy guacamole. Actually,

670
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 4: damn I should have done that. And cozu mil yeah,

671
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: hay up, Chipotle in Mexico.

672
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: Oh fucked guacamole. Oh yeah, it's gonna be that kind

673
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,719
Speaker 3: of part of way we are.

674
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: We actually didn't go to uh to a Mexican restaurant

675
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: in Cozumel.

676
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 3: We went to an Italian eatery. Oh yeah, we're Gonnawana. Dude.

677
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 3: My sister's boyfriend is Mexican.

678
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: He knows the spot, and he was like, I'm going

679
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: to take you to the spot. And it was delicious.

680
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: But by the way, the name was hilarious. It was Guidos,

681
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: which sounds racist. Yeah, that is, but it's been around

682
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: since the seventies. If you're back in Cosmel, next time

683
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: you're on a six man cruise, go to Guidos.

684
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 3: It's it was very, very tasty.

685
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: Diarrhea, but my mom couldn't wrap her head around that

686
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: we were at an Italian eatery. Halfway through the meal.

687
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: From the beginning of the meal threw halfway through the

688
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: mill She's like, wait, this isn't a Mexican restaurant.

689
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: And I'm like, mom, you're eating pasta. She like lady

690
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: in the tram so fucking pastad. Yeah, yeah, what what

691
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 3: did you order? What was your what was your play?

692
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: I got a pizza? Jesus, it wasn't. It wasn't even

693
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: like a play, like a like a hybrid. It wasn't.

694
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 5: Like your hair is unbelievable right now, So sorry, so

695
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 5: go about your point at your point.

696
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 3: It just I just had to say that. Well.

697
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 4: I was hoping it would be kind of like you

698
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 4: remember when we like did the episode where we.

699
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 3: Go to uh uh and we had like the Jamaican

700
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: jerk lazans. I remember that.

701
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 4: I was maybe you had like a some kind of

702
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 4: inchiladas fused with lasan yao bad.

703
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: But but no, I mean Mexican folks look, they like,

704
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: you know, to eat eat all sort of delicacies.

705
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: They don't only want to eat tacos all the time.

706
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 3: When are you speaking for the Mexican people right now?

707
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, I like when he says

708
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 5: Mexican folks, when white folks say Mexican folks, I like it.

709
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: I mean, right, do people but when they come if

710
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: they're from from a foreign land and they come to America,

711
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: do they only want to eat cheeseburgers and hot dogs?

712
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 3: When they come to.

713
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 4: America they go straight to Costco and get a hot dog?

714
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to the cause of diarrhea.

715
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: You miss that one. Do you think Cisco's been on

716
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 3: this cruise? No doubt?

717
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I feel like Cisco's on the cruise circuit

718
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: for sure.

719
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, God damn it. I'm sorry you guys are here

720
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 5: to see us and not Cisco.

721
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's on us. How cool would have that? That

722
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 4: would have been a sick reveal if we're like, actually.

723
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: Easier chop him in tomorrow night, and that would have

724
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: been worth the twenty five dollars it would have been

725
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: to book him on this cruise.

726
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 4: What do you suppose Cisco's real name is Jeff? Do

727
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 4: you think it's his last name, Jeff Cisco?

728
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: I just think, well, isn't Cisco? Isn't that what you like?

729
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: Oil up something with Cso that's Crisco Christmasco.

730
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: And now as much as.

731
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 5: I like that one, because I suggested that what what

732
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 5: what did you mean?

733
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 3: What is that? When you did that just now. Yeah,

734
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 3: what did you mean to hit?

735
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: Because you could tell how bad you can tell how

736
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: drunk Blake is by how I'm glad he is at

737
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: the son board and I think you're doing okay right now,

738
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: which leads me to believe you gotta.

739
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 3: Drink Isaac getting radical? You got a beer for me? Brother?

740
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 3: Did you slurp this whole cock down? It's really hard

741
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 3: to drink? No, no, no, no, we'll drink it out of

742
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: the side. Dude, you don't have to drink it out

743
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 3: of the hard cock.

744
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 4: If I don't drink it out of the hard cock,

745
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 4: what was the point to even bind.

746
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 3: Chuck Chuck, Chuck, oh ship. I think the best way

747
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 3: to use this is to eat its ass. Just drink

748
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 3: right out of the little boy's head. What even is

749
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 3: this podcast?

750
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 1: You guys very sorry for all the spouses that are

751
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: just along for the ride, Isaac Isaac Corney.

752
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 3: Should he show you guys as tits?

753
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 5: Yeah?

754
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 3: If you guys tell me yes, yes, Isaac Corney said,

755
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 3: that's how it's done. Thank you. You didn't lead with that.

756
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 4: I told myself I wanted to, and then I the

757
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 4: dick came out and I lost that.

758
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 3: I lost all my plans, dick came, the dig flopped out.

759
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any dicks on this cruise, huh.

760
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 3: And that's okay, and you you have my own. Oh well,

761
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 3: I woke up this morning and go still there. You

762
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: always check on it. You never know when a kid's

763
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 3: in an accident, he could lose it. That's true. That

764
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 3: is that much is true. I have not seen any dicks.

765
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: But are you like, is this a call to action? No,

766
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 3: said a liar who said, liar.

767
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 5: I do think it like somebody gonna smush it up

768
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 5: against the glass railing up here, just totally like.

769
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, what if you're like way up at the

770
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 4: top and he did it like there, thanke you buddy,

771
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 4: because him, don't get him? Play cool, play it cool.

772
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 4: Look at the yellow shirt. Look, the yellow shirts were

773
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 4: just like fucking zip line up.

774
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 3: There, put your dick away. Yeah you're underrest. No no, no,

775
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: no, no no. The yellow shirts are fucking sick. Yeah, we

776
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: fuck with the yellow shirts. These yellow shirts rip.

777
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 4: That's actually the party police. If you're not paraty and hard,

778
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 4: they make you party more.

779
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: An we saw we saw two girls finger banging each other.

780
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 3: No joke.

781
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: At the casino the other day, and Isaac Selet was

782
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: like to the one of the yellow shirts and was like, hey,

783
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:21,959
Speaker 1: well maybe we stop this and they go eh, which

784
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: I thought was fucking cool. Anywhere else they'd be like, well,

785
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you get in a finger bang each other

786
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: in public?

787
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 3: Whoa, Hey, you're at the buffet. Stop here, They're like,

788
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 3: what are we doing? Yeah? In international waters? You know, absolutely, Hey,

789
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: what were you.

790
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 5: Guys talking about us trying to get my jacket on stuff?

791
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, we were talking about finger banging at the buffet?

792
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt they didn't. Right, it

793
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 3: was in the casino. It wasn't at the buffet.

794
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well I think I think what's happened on

795
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 4: multiple occasions.

796
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 3: And then those fingers have been all over this ship.

797
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah well no, I'm sorry I said the buffet. It

798
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 3: was the chef. Yeah, it was the chef. It's been

799
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 3: all over. You need another four inches, you guys know

800
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: what that's from? What's that that? What? You're gonna need

801
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 3: another four inches? What is it?

802
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 5: I was watching like football or some shit, and some

803
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 5: like ladies walking around this commercial and he's trying to

804
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 5: fit this guy's trying to fit a giant TV in

805
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 5: the back of his car, and this lady goes, you're

806
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 5: gonna need another four inches, and my fucked up brain

807
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 5: now just thinks and sound bites to text Blake Yes,

808
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 5: and I'm like, this is gonna.

809
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 3: Be perfect for the podcast.

810
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 4: And you did the same thing with this one, and

811
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 4: I like it, and I like it.

812
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: I think we were the first to do this before.

813
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: And now I've seen it online quite a bit.

814
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: But the uh do not come. I'm gonna I'm pretty

815
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 3: sure we were the first. Everybody's coming. Yeah, we claim that.

816
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 3: That's our claim to fact. That's cool, man.

817
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 4: I hope that's why we get a fucking Walk of

818
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 4: Fame star. Yeah, purely off of that, you think so? Yeah,

819
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: I think we can do. You think we will have

820
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 4: a Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

821
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 5: This is important, right, is that the one with like

822
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 5: the phonograph, the like old fucking record player because we're

823
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 5: a podcast podcast?

824
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 3: Yes?

825
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 4: Well, because now they're giving like Grammys to podcasts, right, Oh,

826
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: we're not winning Grammys.

827
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: What you get?

828
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 4: You don't think this is a Grammy worthy podcast?

829
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 3: That is weird? I would say it.

830
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: No, In fact, I would look down at the Grammys.

831
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: If we won the Best Podcast, it would be like, well,

832
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: what are what the fuck are we doing here?

833
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?

834
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: Other podcasts they pair, they have topics, they have guests,

835
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: they have interesting topics. Yep, and that's the podcast and

836
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: I love it.

837
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: But we're not winning any awards and I want god

838
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 3: I think Amy polar One.

839
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 5: I think for being super funny.

840
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty good podcast. Yea.

841
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: For being talented and really funny and having on guests, Yes, Isaac.

842
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 3: Can you guys just please have on guests. If you

843
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 3: have guests, more people will listen. We don't need more people.

844
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 3: We just we have you, guys. All we need is you.

845
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 3: We don't want fucking oh this person line. That being said,

846
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 3: we probably will at some.

847
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: Point, but uh, just to keep it going. But uh yeah, no,

848
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: I feel like our guests would be like, you know,

849
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: you want to try to get the most famous person

850
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: possible to uh to be the guests, and our guests

851
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: will just be like my mom.

852
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 3: Probably we'll get her. We'll get her three dirty martinis

853
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: deep and have her come on the podcast. Mine.

854
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 5: Oh wow, how does that even work?

855
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 3: Your grandma? We found out him does Penny want to

856
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 3: come out. He should she be a guest? Should she

857
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: be against Han? Should she be a guest?

858
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 4: I mean, come on up here, mom, Manny, come on,

859
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 4: I think he should at least we've had we're trying

860
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 4: to win a granny.

861
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be the episode that we

862
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: submit for for Best Podcast.

863
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: Do we need a being out of a little cock?

864
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 3: We use a grammy to get a grammy?

865
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 4: Oh this is getting me excited. What is Penny gonna

866
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 4: bring to the ta?

867
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: Boys and girls? They show.

868
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: Mother of me and my sister Brittany Penny.

869
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 3: Wow, you look gorgeous, Penny.

870
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: You look glorious, mom? And can you believe she is

871
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: only eighty two years old? She's looking pretty good for

872
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: Eddie two?

873
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 3: Don't you think that's right? Nicky grandma? Why are you

874
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 3: guys sitting down so disrespectful?

875
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

876
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 3: That was really distant.

877
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: Now that's okay, you could sit down, So mom, here,

878
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:41,959
Speaker 1: you take a seat.

879
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 3: You take a seat here, Penny, just sit on the table,

880
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 3: take a seat right there. Yeah right, we'll drop down

881
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 3: in the jazz there. Maybe we all just stand behind her.

882
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 3: Sit there.

883
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 5: Blake wants to recreate the scene from Ghostbusters with Sigourney

884
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 5: Weavers taken by the monster arms.

885
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 4: Let's let I don't want to reach to take Let's

886
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 4: take like a cool like Sears photo.

887
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: What is what has been your favorite part of the

888
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: podcast thus far?

889
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 3: There's not any.

890
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 4: Yes, damn, how did you come out with the hardest line?

891
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean? You're not having any fun? Wow,

892
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: I'm holding onto the microphone. You're not having You're not

893
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: having any fun?

894
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: Do not hit her? Poof?

895
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 7: I like the naked grandma stuff.

896
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 3: Okay?

897
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: And is that because you relate to the naked grandma stuff.

898
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 5: I'm not.

899
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: I'm not meaning to. I'm not meaning to. The boat's rocky.

900
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: It's a you're you're you're grounded. You're grounded.

901
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: That's so, Adam's seriously, do you guys have any questions

902
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 1: from my mother?

903
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 3: What do you now? This is the time she's in

904
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 3: the hot seat right here. That is true, Yeah, that

905
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 3: is true.

906
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: You want to ask me any questions about my youth

907
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: or anything?

908
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 5: She's here, Adam, don't take this the wrong way. We've

909
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 5: heard all the stories about your youth a few times.

910
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 5: We know them all.

911
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: Okay, we have we have one. Okay, yes, right up?

912
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 3: From Captain.

913
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 4: Yes, what was the hardest like punishment or grounding you

914
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 4: had to give to Adam?

915
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 3: And why?

916
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 4: Okay, what really good question?

917
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 3: Well, and how she started.

918
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: Threw me for a loop. What was the hardest? And

919
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: then she started on her words a bit, and I

920
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: was like, you're asking my mom this question, but hardest

921
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: punishment or grounding?

922
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 3: And why? And why? Probably let me hold on to the

923
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: money appropriate, Well, then hold on with the guy. Damn

924
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 3: Mike right o, damn Grandma five sty.

925
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 7: He got in lots of trouble because he had a

926
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 7: party at our house where there was all kinds of

927
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 7: alcohol and uh, we all got in trouble and anyway,

928
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 7: then he he just got big time grounded and I

929
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 7: told him he was going to have to pay.

930
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: For And did you ever beat him? And why not?

931
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 3: I should have, I should have beat him.

932
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 4: But I actually do think you should have beaten at

933
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 4: him up a little bit.

934
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, beat him up, that's different, Yeah, beat me up.

935
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 5: Beating him up is like that's abuse. Just getting the

936
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 5: beaten No honors.

937
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: Has brought this topic up kind of often that he

938
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: thinks I should have been beaten more.

939
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 3: As a child or adult young man.

940
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: Well, I've been I have been beaten quite a few

941
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: times as an adult. But no, these people did not

942
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: beat me, which and look what happened. I guess it

943
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: shows y.

944
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah it does.

945
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 7: But but anyway, no, he just seemed they were good kids.

946
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's not funny.

947
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 5: It's really cool that you get lumped in with your

948
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 5: sister who was actually a good kid.

949
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 3: No, no, no, my sister was a bad kid.

950
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: My sister was brought home by the police multiple times.

951
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: She multiple times Arney's renegade.

952
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 4: You're raising it sounds like you needed to beat them

953
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 4: up alone, beat them up.

954
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 7: She'd been drinking and she got a flat tire and

955
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 7: stayed with her car instead.

956
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 3: Of drinking and driving. I was intoxicated.

957
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 7: I'm drunk now, So anyway, high on meth not.

958
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 3: You don't know. You never know. We honestly don't know.

959
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: They didn't test for meth in the ninth that's right,

960
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: But if someone was gonna do it'd Brittany with an Eye. Yes,

961
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: And why did you name her Brittany with an Eye,

962
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: because that is a renowned this is good strip.

963
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 3: Her name. Brittany said that.

964
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 7: Her name was the slutti spelling because it ends in

965
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 7: an eye. Yeah right, but I don't think that's That's

966
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 7: not why we named her.

967
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 5: But so, did you guys consider the multiple different spells?

968
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: She just kind of repeated the question back. So there's

969
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 3: a lot of different ways.

970
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 5: To spell Brittany, Right, there's like Brittany because Brittany, there's

971
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 5: Brittany with an eye, right, And did you guys write

972
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 5: them all out? Or and I'm being genuine as I always.

973
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 3: Am, yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah right right whoa because.

974
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 6: It's because it was kind of like a newer name

975
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 6: spelling that as you give her the mic, Yes, you're grounded, Okay,

976
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 6: Adam is classic Brittany with an eye kind of knew, like, yeah.

977
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 7: I mean, and that was we didn't name her after.

978
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 7: That was before Britney spears and all that kind of crap.

979
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 3: Otherwise we wouldn't have named her that Brittany. We wouldn't

980
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: have named.

981
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 7: Her that because I anyway, but I I love her.

982
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 7: I love the name Bratdy.

983
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love her.

984
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you for me, thank you for

985
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: b thank you for birth.

986
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 3: We do need more guests.

987
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 4: I was.

988
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 3: Penny, You're the best. Thank you for coming.

989
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: Thank you you hear that Netflix.

990
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 3: Jesus, dude, look how much Jaegermeister is in her cup.

991
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 4: That's crazy insane. She just drinks with a straw all day.

992
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 4: It's fucking epic.

993
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: Dude, dude, I love what's your mom's drink.

994
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 4: My mom's drink vodka, vodka, just straight, just like it's.

995
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 5: Like like as she's shopping at the grocery store, she's like,

996
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 5: let me.

997
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 4: Just a little sippy, sappy, Ye, take a little nip.

998
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: It looks like vodka sprite, which is kind of sick.

999
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1000
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that party that that I had that was actually

1001
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: a pretty big deal in our lives. I was grounded

1002
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: for two weeks. Can you believe that you deserved it

1003
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: two weeks?

1004
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 3: Yes?

1005
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but my parents weren't good at disciplining,

1006
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: so two weeks was a big deal.

1007
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: And we had twenty six counts of procuring alcohol to

1008
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 3: minors of wedding.

1009
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then over a thousand kids were at the party.

1010
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: It's the way, and they had the one helicopter in

1011
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: Omaha fly flyover and use their Dude.

1012
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 3: That's just like good pr for you. Yeah, that was sick.

1013
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 3: What year were you in high school?

1014
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: That was a I think I believe that was the

1015
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: year two thousand and one or perhaps two thousand and two.

1016
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 3: What year were you in high school? Freshman, sophomore, junior

1017
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 3: year ninety eight through two thousand and two?

1018
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 5: So did Jesus Christ when you had the party? What

1019
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 5: grade were you in?

1020
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 3: What year the summer going into senior year? Okay?

1021
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 5: So okay, yeah, because I'm saying if you had that

1022
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 5: like sophomore year, you're riding on that for the high school.

1023
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yah, because you would definitely party.

1024
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 5: We're getting hand jobs from college girls that are coming

1025
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 5: back to.

1026
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 3: Omaha, whoa, my god, back hand jobs.

1027
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, coming back to hand job a sophomore.

1028
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 3: That is pretty cool. That's huge. Yeah, they're starting fires.

1029
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: You would have been like that. Who was that?

1030
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 4: Remember the Australian dude who had just like got busted

1031
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: for the most epic party ever.

1032
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 3: He kind of was kind of wearing your gear sort

1033
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: of but like a yellow hat.

1034
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 5: That's what I'm going for. Yeah, he should be on

1035
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 5: the board. There's an Australian guy through a crazy party.

1036
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 3: The news was there and he was like, I'd do

1037
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 3: it all over again.

1038
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's what the guy from Project X,

1039
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 1: that's what he was sort of based on really, yeah,

1040
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: I believe so.

1041
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 3: You remember that movie Project X. That was a cool movie. Yeah,

1042
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: and the Australian guy was fucking sick. He was a dude.

1043
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 3: Australian people fucking rocked to. There's a few here where

1044
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 3: they at.

1045
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 4: I love me some Aussies. Yeah, that's wild. They all

1046
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 4: came from Australia. Hell yeah, we appreciate you.

1047
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: What did I say on the podcast not too long ago,

1048
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: Australians are the blank of blank I.

1049
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 4: Think you were saying. They don't even like repeating it.

1050
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 4: You said the Filipino people are the Australians of.

1051
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: The Asia Asia, Yes, which no fucking makes sense, because

1052
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: every Filipino person I've ever met in my life, I

1053
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: fucking love them, Okay, much like every Australian person I've

1054
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 1: ever met, I fucking love them.

1055
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 3: Mate. I've always said psychopaths.

1056
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 5: Australians are like the white Jamaicans, like our Jamaicans.

1057
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, the white ones, the white ones. Okay, I

1058
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: like that. That adds up a little. It's just like

1059
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 3: an automatic good time okay and uh okay, and we're

1060
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 3: not did I just break your brain? Yeah that's it now,

1061
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 3: are you jam? What is that? What else are we

1062
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,399
Speaker 3: doing tonight? I think I'm doing a karaoke thing that's

1063
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 3: gonna be very fun.

1064
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1065
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 4: Do people have like like can people sign up?

1066
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: Do they have like songs? Ready? Sadly, I don't know

1067
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 3: how it works.

1068
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm assuming there's a book and people choose the songs.

1069
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 3: Nodding like she knows how this karaoke is gonna work.

1070
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 3: But I'm basically I'm asking, are you going to perform?

1071
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 3: If anyone here thinks you're getting the mic away from

1072
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 3: Adam tonight, give them my moname moving straight this. The

1073
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: words will be up there so I'll know all the words. Okay, perfect,

1074
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 3: That's what's nice about.

1075
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm about the karaoke.

1076
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 3: We have some CU's and as let's do it.

1077
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where else you do you guys? Uh,

1078
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: there was some cues. We asked, uh if you guys

1079
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: had any cues, and we have some a's, so you

1080
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: guys want to hear some cues and a's do let's shows.

1081
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: Did you buy any viagra at the Mexican pharmacy?

1082
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 3: Oh? My god, didn't need it, did you? I didn't.

1083
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 4: The only medical thing I bought was in Tampa. I

1084
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 4: did get my first IV ever, and I swear to god,

1085
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 4: I think my left hand is gonna fall off.

1086
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Tampa, Why Tampa. Why do you think your left

1087
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 5: hand is good? Because you jerked off so much after waiting?

1088
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,959
Speaker 3: Because I've been beating my dick over there so hard.

1089
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 4: No, it like feels like there's like spiders in my veins,

1090
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 4: all right, man?

1091
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh dude, I guess so I don't know. Uh no, no, no,

1092
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: no, no no.

1093
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 1: Uh I didn't buy viagra in Mexico because I have code.

1094
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 1: This is important twenty at hymns dot com.

1095
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 3: Fuck it, but no, I should have swung by a pharmacy.

1096
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 3: I like.

1097
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: I like a good Mexican pharmacy. It's fun to go

1098
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: in there and just buy some stuff.

1099
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 3: And what's the deal. You could just go in and

1100
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 3: get whatever you want. Yeah, you haven't been. I'm just

1101
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 3: helping you explain it to Oh yeah, no, I mean

1102
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 3: these these degenerates were all up in. Yeah, you went

1103
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: right there.

1104
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: You went all the tramadol or whatever sort of rams.

1105
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are getting xanax hella, xanax zanti bars.

1106
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably you know who out there is going to

1107
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 3: die tonight, Yo, don't do that.

1108
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: Don't share that legally we do.

1109
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 3: We don't love that.

1110
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 5: And I'm asking so the security yellow jackets, yellow jackets,

1111
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 5: recognize them.

1112
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 3: Now get them partying? What killed the bud light? Right there? Okay,

1113
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 3: how many titties have you seen on this cruise? Whoa

1114
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 3: pairs of titties?

1115
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 5: Pairs were doing the mass on this I would say

1116
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 5: pairs of because if someone whipped out one like.

1117
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: Okay, well yeah, I guess, I guess forget pairs of titties.

1118
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well do you think that?

1119
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 4: Like, uh, if you only see one titty, did you

1120
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 4: actually see the titties or does that not count?

1121
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 3: Like because I have a I have a journal like

1122
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 3: titties I've seen in my life and one has a

1123
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 3: dear diary.

1124
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 4: Yes, I did it again. I saw a gorgeous pairs.

1125
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 5: I think it's titties. And then if it's just one,

1126
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,439
Speaker 5: it's a boob.

1127
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 4: Okay, so I said, so in my journal, I should

1128
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 4: just write and saw a boob.

1129
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 3: Seeing a boob kind of even funny. Seeing titties different.

1130
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you can kind of leak a boob out

1131
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 4: the bottom. It's like titties. It's like game on.

1132
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 3: Game on, that's what Yeah, that's that's what you say

1133
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 3: out loud. That's flopping them out.

1134
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: But a boob is just sort of like a right clean.

1135
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 5: Uh.

1136
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: Now, this person wants to know, can your swim from

1137
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: the ship to Cosameo with no support? Do you got

1138
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: that in you? You honestly think right now you could

1139
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: swim from here to Cosmo?

1140
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: Isn't it just there? Well, we're we we're going like

1141
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, fifteen miles an hour and are we moving? Yeah?

1142
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 4: Honestly, I never know if we're moving or we're stopped.

1143
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 4: I just know we're swaying the answers.

1144
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 5: Yes, although I would appreciate the like support from you guys.

1145
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 3: I believe you could if you get to the balcony

1146
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 3: cheer me on. Yeah, okay, let's do it.

1147
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 5: Let's do it tonight after karaoke, our swimming, me announcing

1148
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:40,439
Speaker 5: it and doing it and like nobody shows up. I'm

1149
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 5: being in my shark and I'm like, wow, fuck, God, damn,

1150
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 5: hit man.

1151
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 3: That would be worth doing it. That would be worth

1152
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 3: doing it.

1153
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: Blake, how is your hair so lush?

1154
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 5: Honestly, we know you've got a skincare routine. You've covered that.

1155
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 5: What is your hair care routine.

1156
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 3: It's it's not not really impressive.

1157
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,439
Speaker 4: I just kind of shampoo every two days.

1158
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 3: Well, okay, that's how.

1159
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 4: You pronounced I sampoo every Tuesday. Shampoo every Tuesday. That

1160
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 4: was iced tea.

1161
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 3: I will say that that.

1162
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: You know, there was a Workaholics on in the in

1163
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: the rooms, you know, and so I was watching some

1164
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: Workholics and god, damn was our hair thick, specifically durs

1165
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: in myself.

1166
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 3: I feel like I am a bald old woman compared

1167
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 3: to what I was. Right, I don't like it.

1168
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 4: You know what you need You need to go to

1169
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 4: hashtag hymns dot com.

1170
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: You please go to hashtag hymns dot com. Code this

1171
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: is important twenty maybe. And by the way, I don't

1172
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: think that might be. I don't even know if they're

1173
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: still a sponsor. We're giving them a lot of Netflix.

1174
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 5: And this is what we into un Workaholics, which is

1175
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 5: people would be like, we did a whole thing about

1176
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 5: Doctor Pepper seven ten for men because they like market

1177
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 5: it for men. So we were like, well, this is

1178
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 5: what our characters would have to drink. And then we

1179
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 5: just read this article that was like the Workaholics have

1180
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 5: sold out. They did an entire episode. There was an

1181
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 5: advertisement for Doctor Pepper ten. We got zero zero dollars

1182
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 5: zero dollars.

1183
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't know if you remember Doctor Pepper ten,

1184
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: which was ten calories and doctor.

1185
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 4: Pepper and we're doing it.

1186
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: Advertisement, dude. Their whole marketing campaign was like Doctor Pepper.

1187
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 5: Ten for men. They were like taking it out of

1188
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 5: the hands of women. Yeah, different times, different times.

1189
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: It was so funny and we were like, of course,

1190
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: our characters would be.

1191
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:50,479
Speaker 3: Like, we got it, we got dude.

1192
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 4: Honestly, I still have a case and we're gonna break

1193
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 4: it out.

1194
01:01:53,840 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: Shit vintage only who comes to set most prepared out

1195
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: of the three? That's obvious set set set on a show,

1196
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: on a show, on a show, they're pointing Durs. These

1197
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: people are pointing Durs.

1198
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 4: I kind of think it's Onders right, Well, Durs. You're

1199
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 4: on like a big.

1200
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 3: Ass show right now, Monsters a Monarch, You're you're on

1201
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 3: two dropping Friday.

1202
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 4: You're on a show with literally the coolest fucking dude ever.

1203
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 3: Kurt Russell. Or Russell. Yeah, you're living my dream. Almost

1204
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 3: you almost met him. The other night.

1205
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 5: It was like this giant Drone show over Los Angeles

1206
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 5: to kind of like promote the show. It was like

1207
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 5: Godzilla fighting King King, King Kong and all the ship.

1208
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 4: You gotta know your lines. It is King Kong, it's

1209
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 4: not King King.

1210
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, ship, who's my favorite?

1211
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 5: King? King?

1212
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 3: Hey? King? That's not good for the interviews. By the way,

1213
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 3: if we didn't fuck up our words, what would what

1214
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 3: would we be? What would the podcast? What would be true?

1215
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 5: But Kurt was there, you like jump out of a

1216
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 5: humbe and like present the thing and the people watch it.

1217
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 4: Dude, he walked by me, he was this close, and

1218
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 4: I was just like, ah, sneak.

1219
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 3: And then Kurt left almost immediately. Oh yeah, he was

1220
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 3: in and out. I don't blame him. It's Kurt Russell.

1221
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 5: But as far as being prepared, I will prepare a

1222
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 5: lot as you do for like a job. You're professional,

1223
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 5: and yet somehow, some way still suck it up.

1224
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 3: Can't know my lines?

1225
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jersey is really bad at remembering his lines,

1226
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: which is you wouldn't think so, because you do have

1227
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: a pretty good.

1228
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 3: Brain for something, yes something.

1229
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,959
Speaker 4: And I'm glad you guys asked me because on season two,

1230
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 4: episode one of is It cakees. I prepped very so

1231
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 4: what you're telling me My lines were scripted.

1232
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 3: They said, do not let him have a mic and just.

1233
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 4: Freestyle, because then is a cake would be about buttholes

1234
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 4: income and I think that would ruin the show.

1235
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,959
Speaker 3: Right, And they're like, this is not this is cake.

1236
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: I think it might be cold holes com And they're like,

1237
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: oh my god canceled. More like is it come so

1238
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: faye from Portland ass? Does working with Netflix mean the

1239
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: Workaholics movie will happen?

1240
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 3: Yes? It does, Yeah it does. I didn't know that.

1241
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: That's what it means.

1242
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: By the way I see some mouths agape, that's not

1243
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: what it means.

1244
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:27,439
Speaker 3: We don't know. Paramount they still own the project.

1245
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, and it sucks bots dude because we were

1246
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: so excited about it.

1247
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: But fucking yeah, what are you gonna do?

1248
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: Fuck Paramount plus but that they used to have an

1249
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: old but it was the old boss.

1250
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 3: Fuck them. Now they have a new boss. Maybe not, Yeah,

1251
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 3: they don't know. Maybe we chill on the Paramount maybe

1252
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 3: not fuck him. Yeah if he wants to uh make

1253
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 3: our movie, yeah that would be awesome. Okay, okay, we

1254
01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 3: filmed Workaholics again. Well, when we do differently lines recast

1255
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 3: Eric Griffin. Oh sh I love Eric. Now I'm around.

1256
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 4: I'm so glad Eric made it on the boat. Is

1257
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 4: he watching us? I wish he was here.

1258
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no legit.

1259
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 4: I would like to see Sindbad in the role. But okay, okay.

1260
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't call Eric a roll well blake, even though

1261
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 3: he's got the blake, uh blake.

1262
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: I remember when we were casting Eric in the role

1263
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 1: of Montes. You came in the room and you were like,

1264
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: I found our Montes. I got him, I got him,

1265
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: and then you told me you're I'm like, well, who

1266
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: is it?

1267
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 3: Just audition? It was like this guy named Eric Griffin.

1268
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: I just met him in the lobby and I know

1269
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: Eric from stand up and I was like, no way

1270
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: in hell, No way in fucking hell.

1271
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 3: I hate that.

1272
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 5: Here's here's the deep, here's the deep. Here's the tale.

1273
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 5: He showed up a date early for the audition.

1274
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 4: That's right, telebrator, go back down and come back tomorrow's

1275
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 4: And I was just like, what, Like he was like

1276
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 4: I think he asked for a snack and or he

1277
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 4: was like looking for the exit or something. It's like

1278
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 4: I came on the wrong day. And I'm just just

1279
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 4: interacting with him.

1280
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, he thought you were a fucking janitor. He did,

1281
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 3: he thought I was the come here. I was like,

1282
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 3: I just met Montez seeing him in the audition. He

1283
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 3: and he like took me aside.

1284
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: He's like, man, I'm so proud of you, thinking he's

1285
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: proud of me for having my own TV show.

1286
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 3: And he's like, ping on this big show. Oh did

1287
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 3: you go?

1288
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: Man?

1289
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck you, You're not getting the roll? He got it.

1290
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 3: Cut to fifteen years later, what's up a Tiba? Yeah? Hey, Tiva,

1291
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 3: turn around and just christ, what did that mean? That was?

1292
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 3: That was scary?

1293
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 5: I think that meant he He just points.

1294
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. If you saw the look in his eyes, it

1295
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 3: was like dead Man walking on a scale of one

1296
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 3: to ten.

1297
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: How much of a punk ass bitch is Kyle for

1298
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 1: not being here?

1299
01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1300
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep, he's too busy, Team baby.

1301
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: Allegedly Allegedly, Uh, if Workahogs ever came back and you

1302
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 1: had to cast current.

1303
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 3: Actors to play you, who would you cast Timothy Shall

1304
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 3: Timothy Challo may ask me, yes, yeah, all right.

1305
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: I could see that he's a good actor. He could

1306
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: find he could find Blake.

1307
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would crush it. Are you kidding me?

1308
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: Durs, Do you have anyone in the in the chamber

1309
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: who like Frankenstein?

1310
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 3: Who's that guy?

1311
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: He'd be like a bigger better me. Oh yeah, jacob Elordi. Dude,

1312
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: I ran, Dude, I ran into jacob Elordi.

1313
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 3: Uh.

1314
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: We were leaving the Dodger game and we were in

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Speaker 1: the line for We're in the line for Ubers next

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01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: to each other. And he's a Workaholics fan, which is

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Speaker 1: really cool.

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Speaker 3: That's brilliant. Yeah. And my wife, who was ready to

1319
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 3: go home, she was like, I'm so tired.

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01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: As soon as jacob Elordi was around, she was like

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01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I'm going to some party.

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01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 3: This is not an Australian accent, but I'm going with

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01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 3: some party in Silvil Lake.

1324
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: And suddenly Chloe was like, yeah, we can go where

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01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 1: where's the party?

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01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 3: Maybe we should go to the party. Adam, we're going

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01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 3: to the party on his back like a backpack.

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01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:20,600
Speaker 4: Ye.

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01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 3: She's like, maybe we.

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01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: Just go there And I'm like, are you leaving me

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01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 1: for jacob Elordi right now?

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,599
Speaker 3: That's crazy? His shirt?

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01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

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01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you go, jacob Elordi yeah.

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01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 5: I think that he would just be like a bigger cooler.

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01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 5: I don't know if he's funny. Has he been funny

1337
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 5: and stuff?

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01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is he the kissing booth? Is he

1339
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 3: that's where he passed? Okay? Yeahs queens.

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01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is a killer castt Frankenstein.

1341
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like, who's the guy that played Elton John.

1342
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 3: I was so bummed. I was like, man, I.

1343
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: Could play tearing uh Edgerton? Edgerton, Yeah, dude, I'll go

1344
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 1: tear by the way. This is a very not funny workaholics.

1345
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, this is a very serious workaholics.

1346
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 3: Or we just get the police. Do not destroy you guys. Yeah,

1347
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 3: that would be good too. That would be good to

1348
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 3: don't destroy. They just plug right in. They got it,

1349
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 3: They got this. Did you guys keep any props from

1350
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 3: the show? Absolutely?

1351
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 4: I have one of the most valuable things in my

1352
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 4: garage right now.

1353
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 3: I do have the original bear coat. I do oh.

1354
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: Oh, I saw some bear coats out there that was yes,

1355
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 1: dude something that one dude who was rocking the bear

1356
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: coat the whole time.

1357
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: He's like it's so hot. I'm like, bro, you can

1358
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 3: take it. You don't have to been at sea for

1359
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 3: several days now, die.

1360
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 5: I live with ghost Man, Yes, okay, yeah, you know

1361
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 5: he's pretty good around the house.

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01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh no. And in fact, I'm kind.

1363
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,440
Speaker 1: Of bummed because I don't keep any merge and uh

1364
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 1: and then every time I'm over to Blake's, I said,

1365
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: it's like a museum to us, and I'm very.

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01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 3: Bummed that I don't own some of this stuff. Yeah.

1367
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,600
Speaker 3: I also have my tie, I have my shoes. I

1368
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:10,879
Speaker 3: got one of each wardrobe.

1369
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 4: I have the wig, which I'm obviously wearing right now.

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01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 3: I have it all. I have it all. I got

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01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 3: the Rawwegian jeans. Oh hell yeah, dude. I actually got

1372
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 3: to show them over tomorrow the spoilers. Hopefully it comes

1373
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 3: off eventually.

1374
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: Kevin from Oregon wants to know is it okay to

1375
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 1: be torqued in a speedo?

1376
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:37,600
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I feel like that's there. There we go.

1377
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:46,639
Speaker 3: That's that's that's how we introduced that. Absolutely. Yeah, get

1378
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:52,919
Speaker 3: get tort. We preferred that way. Uh.

1379
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: Mallory from Michigan, how often are you testing your tea

1380
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 1: testosterone meat those of you who don't know, we.

1381
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 3: Tested our test stylestone last year at the Super Bowl

1382
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 3: and one of us had the lowest. And I'm not

1383
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 3: going to say who, you're a stupid dumb ass, but

1384
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 3: he also had the smallest biceps, and he also had

1385
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 3: the smallest biceps.

1386
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 4: Enough, well, one of my biceps is gonna fall off

1387
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,560
Speaker 4: because of Tampa Bay, that iv the spiders.

1388
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,600
Speaker 3: And he also drinks beer out of a child's cock. Stop,

1389
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 3: that's not what we're walking away with today. Okay, Yes,

1390
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 3: you're in the file. How wild? In what world would

1391
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 3: I be?

1392
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 5: Like?

1393
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,679
Speaker 3: No, he's not, he's not. He's got his own file.

1394
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 1: Well, I have my boob journal, but that's different. You

1395
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: got a boob journal, which is one step away.

1396
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 3: From the file.

1397
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's millions of there's millions of emails in the files.

1398
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 5: You've got just one really bad email, Just one bad one.

1399
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 3: That's all. That's all it really needs to be. God.

1400
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I know we've covered this, but I will

1401
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:07,920
Speaker 1: say if I just met some billionaire at some party

1402
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 1: and he was like, yo, I have a private island

1403
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,679
Speaker 1: and I'm throwing a party and.

1404
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 3: You could take my jet. Come on. My name is Jeffrey,

1405
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 3: I'd be like, let's ride. I don't know. This guy

1406
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 3: seems cool, he's got a tan. Oh.

1407
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 4: I mean, and you know, and we were talking about

1408
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 4: this at dinner and the other.

1409
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,240
Speaker 1: Guys we're still we're still on we're still shut up

1410
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 1: this topic and we're still sorry we were in public.

1411
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 3: Still Yes, yes, yes, yes, sir. We should wrap this

1412
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 3: up right, Yeah, we should? Uh.

1413
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:42,960
Speaker 1: Okay, any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams thus.

1414
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 3: Far for the crew.

1415
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, I definitely get I guess I want

1416
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:48,719
Speaker 4: to take back this purchase.

1417
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 3: I didn't realize. Can we turn the ship around so

1418
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 3: I can give it back?

1419
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,839
Speaker 1: I regret the dude, I didn't realize it's jyzy.

1420
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 3: I didn't it is. Oh that is it is so nasty.

1421
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 3: You gotta got it the right way.

1422
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 4: Yes, And I thought and I thought it was gonna

1423
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 4: be funny and I should have just got the just

1424
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 4: the massive cock instead of the How about this?

1425
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 5: And I don't know, I'm speaking for you, I'm speaking

1426
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 5: for you at this point. Yeah, but would you be

1427
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 5: interested in leaving it somewhere on the boat for somebody

1428
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 5: to discover?

1429
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 3: Okay?

1430
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:29,839
Speaker 5: And then and then once somebody gets it, yellow jackets

1431
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,959
Speaker 5: grab them their pedophiles.

1432
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're out of gotcha, bitch, bitch, gotcha bitch.

1433
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great call. Okay, So I like podcast.

1434
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,759
Speaker 1: A lot of it is just quoting other Comedy Central shows, yes,

1435
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 1: from fifteen or twenty.

1436
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 3: Years ago, and sending our fans to jail.

1437
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna hide this on the ship somewhere. Look

1438
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,639
Speaker 4: around tomorrow. The Easter Bunny is gonna be out tonight.

1439
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 8: Okay, again, Children's holiday. Just stop it, dude. I don't

1440
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 8: know you keep going, but honestly, how fun is it

1441
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 8: hiding easter eggs? Let's talk about it, dude.

1442
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 3: Hiding Easter eggs? It's fun. It's fun to be the

1443
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 3: Easter Bunny. Okay, why do you keep bringing up kids? Yeah?

1444
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 3: It is weird, you know. Okay, make sure we clip that.

1445
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 3: Make sure we clip that.

1446
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 1: I love children. Okay, make sure we clip that. Make

1447
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: sure we clip.

1448
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 3: That you do like I love children. Okay, I didn't

1449
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 3: like that. I was funny before. Now it's getting weird.

1450
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:37,799
Speaker 3: It's getting weird. Sorry, it's not I don't have anything

1451
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,679
Speaker 3: to take back. I'm having a great time. I'm loving

1452
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 3: the cruise.

1453
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: It's fun to actually, uh you know, cake it and

1454
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: get to know a lot of you guys.

1455
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 3: I'm having a blast, So thank you for having this.

1456
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: This is amazing the six man team, Thank you guys,

1457
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 1: and thank h.

1458
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 3: And they keep coming up to me and saying like,

1459
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:01,679
Speaker 3: how fun are our crowd is? So thank you guys

1460
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 3: for Yeah, you guys are crushing, not jumping. Did anybody

1461
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 3: lose anybody on land? And so anybody not? Anybody not

1462
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 3: get on the boat. I heard somebody say yeah, but

1463
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 3: I think there's there's no way to tell.

1464
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 4: There would have been like an announcement, right, like, no, Barry,

1465
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 4: didn't you think they come on that lady who's like.

1466
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, it's me. Are y'all wiling out? We lost

1467
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 2: somebody at cosmol have a good day. And by the way,

1468
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 2: the boys are gambling. Get down there, now, get down there.

1469
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 3: Now. She's Betty very killing Betty's killing it. Betty's killing it.

1470
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: I like I gave a little announcement yesterday to say

1471
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 1: that we weren't doing the was it yesterday the first

1472
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: day to say we weren't doing these podcasts because of

1473
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: how it was? And she wrote a little thing out

1474
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: for me to read, and then I read it, but

1475
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: then added a few extra things, and she looked at

1476
01:15:58,840 --> 01:15:59,479
Speaker 1: me like.

1477
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 3: I was a god.

1478
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,880
Speaker 1: She was like, I was like first, I was like,

1479
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't think I could read.

1480
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 3: Did you?

1481
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,639
Speaker 4: So she shook that I could read your thing. Yeah,

1482
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 4: she's seen the show. She's listening to the pod.

1483
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, oh my god, he can't read.

1484
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, she might get a little willy tonight, Willy Willy

1485
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 5: nilly with it.

1486
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:20,680
Speaker 3: You've inspired her.

1487
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like a short circuit where she gets struck

1488
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 5: by lightning and the Johnny five comes.

1489
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,680
Speaker 1: Alive and there we go, and the one person that

1490
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,160
Speaker 1: knows what the fuck you're talking about is up there.

1491
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,360
Speaker 4: Did you have a TakeBack or an apology? Maybe you

1492
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,960
Speaker 4: want to erase all the stuff he said about me, Like.

1493
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:40,200
Speaker 5: I'm sorry we even brought up the files, but you

1494
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,599
Speaker 5: know what, we're all thinking about.

1495
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 3: Them content and Blake is in the fi. We're mostly

1496
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:50,600
Speaker 3: thinking that you're in them. Okay. Can I get a

1497
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 3: double Paul Simon to uh to take us? I think so.

1498
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,840
Speaker 5: And guys, we're gonna be doing another pod tomorrow tomorrow night.

1499
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 1: And I've heard a portal from another realm might open

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01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 1: up tomorrow.

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01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 3: I have heard some thank you guys so much for

1502
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,680
Speaker 3: having them blast. We'll see you out there tonight. We

1503
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 3: love you guys.

1504
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 1: That girl.

1505
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 3: That was an It's stand part hen Me, that William