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Speaker 1: It's another twenties. Hello. Hi there, my name is Casey Ryback.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from doctor's office from the Rhino Plastics Center.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Oh? I'm doing fine. How

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Speaker 1: are you pretty good? Is this Warren? Yeah? Is this

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Speaker 1: regarding my appointment? Yes? It is. I see that we

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Speaker 1: have you down in the calendar for next Thursday to

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Speaker 1: do your operation. Yeah, next Thursday, wonderful. Well, I was

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Speaker 1: talking to the doctor and we might have to move

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Speaker 1: that up a few days if that's okay. In fact,

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Speaker 1: we'd actually like to do it later today or tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: if that's possible. Well, I mean, I I've had this

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Speaker 1: thing all scheduled out like it's kind of a right deal.

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Speaker 1: I can I just change things around like that? Right? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know, it's something that you can't predict in this business.

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Speaker 1: But the doctor just got a new nose in last

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Speaker 1: night and it's not going to stay on ice forever.

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Speaker 1: So i'd like to get that on you. Uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I follow. I mean you want to move

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Speaker 1: up my appointment. You're getting a nose job, correct? Yeah? Okay? Good, Well,

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Speaker 1: we have your new nose, so we need to act quickly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused right now, whose nose are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: your new nose, But we don't know a lot about

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Speaker 1: the deceased. I can tell you who's a politician. That's

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Speaker 1: the one thing we do know. So you're you're getting

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Speaker 1: a well respected nose. I think you're confusing me for

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Speaker 1: another patient who's getting a nose transplant. I'm just coming

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Speaker 1: in for a modification because i have a deviated septem right,

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Speaker 1: we know that. But after you met with a doctor

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Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, we entered in all your info

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Speaker 1: and the perfect nose match came up for you. You're

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Speaker 1: not understanding me. I do not want anybody else's nose. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think you're not understanding me. This is a politician's

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Speaker 1: nose before he died. This thing had to have been

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Speaker 1: photographed thousands of times, different countries, everything. This is a

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Speaker 1: well traveled nose we're gonna put on you. If I

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Speaker 1: were getting a nose job, I would want this nose.

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Speaker 1: Stop trying to sell me on noses. That's not how

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Speaker 1: this works. That I mean, do you work for the doctor?

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Speaker 1: I know, but I'm not even trying to sell you

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Speaker 1: on this nose. This nose sells itself. This is not

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Speaker 1: a negotiation. Um, I also need to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about the chance that it doesn't take it could turn

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Speaker 1: black and die. In that you're telling the nose that

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Speaker 1: you're gonna put on me it's gonna turn black and die. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say it definitely would. There's an aid out

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Speaker 1: of ten chance though, that it could. Yeah, it's not

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Speaker 1: a chance to guarantee. Well, most of these dead noses,

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Speaker 1: it usually takes a few tries to get one that'll

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Speaker 1: stay on your body. But the good thing is you

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Speaker 1: get a new dead nose free of charge. You're not

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Speaker 1: understanding you're not gonna put anything on my face. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm not taking this chance. Well, I agree

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Speaker 1: with you, and that's why I'm saying we'll keep putting

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Speaker 1: dead noses on you until we get the right one. No,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna put anything on there, No dead noses. No.

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Speaker 1: You know what this is making me too, like, what's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen to my old nose? Well, we'll probably dispose

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Speaker 1: of it, but there are some people in other countries

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Speaker 1: that would love to have your American nose, so we

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Speaker 1: might sell it to them. It's too early to tell

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Speaker 1: you to anybody. I'm keeping my nose. Well, actually legally

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Speaker 1: we can because you signed off on all the forms,

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Speaker 1: so we can sell your nose. But again, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure if we'll be able to. But there's a big

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Speaker 1: market for American noses out there. No no, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no, this doesn't make any sense. I'm not I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not signing onto this. I never said anything to

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Speaker 1: tell the doctor that I'm okay with this. This is

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Speaker 1: not normal. Okay, I will agree with you. This is

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Speaker 1: not normal. And that's because this is a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call and it would be really boring if it was normal.

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Speaker 1: What Oh, this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: sister Madeleine set you up. Made She told me you

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Speaker 1: were nervous about going into your nose job surgery and

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Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. The dead nose rotting

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Speaker 1: on my face, not just any nose, that was a

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Speaker 1: dead politicians nose, dude, Come up with it. Come up

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Speaker 1: with it. I've got four dead politicians nose in my destroyers.

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Speaker 1: You're sick, man, You're sick. You're picky. That's your problem.

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