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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Elvis Presents Minute Morning Show? What did you buy? You

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Speaker 1: know what? I didn't buy anything. You didn't buy anything.

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy anything. I went home. I had the

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Speaker 1: the full intent to wake up from a nap and

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Speaker 1: buy about five things for family members on Cyber Monday.

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Speaker 1: Slept through it just like meal. This morning, it's the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning Show. I'm scary. That's Nate, this Brody

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Speaker 1: and I don't know who else is gonna join us,

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Speaker 1: but you might just be us. Brody's big on getting deals.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about cyber Monday and have I Nate

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Speaker 1: and I both missed out? I mean, we really did.

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Speaker 1: I I dropped the ball. And then I woke up

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Speaker 1: at like seven o'clock last night in a fog, and

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Speaker 1: I posted it on Twitter too. I'm like, I'm fomo.

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Speaker 1: I had Cyber Monday fomo because everyone was talking about

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Speaker 1: all the deals they got, all the websites they was

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Speaker 1: scouring throughout the day. And then when I posted it,

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Speaker 1: I was reassured because all the people on Twitter and

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Speaker 1: Instagram caj when I rescue and said, I didn't buy anything.

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Speaker 1: It's all a bunch of crap. This is this is

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Speaker 1: stuff you don't need, don't worry about it. Scary. The

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Speaker 1: deals were better the other day on Black Friday, then

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Speaker 1: they were so then what the hell? Then what's the

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Speaker 1: deal with Cyber Monday. Well, Cyber Monday was supposed to

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Speaker 1: be like the day that everybody shops on their phones.

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Speaker 1: And the problem is every day is cyber day. Everyday

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Speaker 1: people shop on their phones in their laptops. It's not

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Speaker 1: a big deal anymore. And Black Friday was more cyber

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Speaker 1: shopping than waiting online. And so what happened on Friday

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Speaker 1: was a lot of stores ran out. The sales was

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Speaker 1: so huge on Friday, they ran out of items. So

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Speaker 1: things I was going to buy yesterday I got Friday

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Speaker 1: and so I did the same thing. I took a nap.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday we were on the show six am, East Coast,

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Speaker 1: woke up, went on the first commercial break, one online

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Speaker 1: look for things. Some of the things were more money

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Speaker 1: than they were on Friday. The sales weren't as good,

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Speaker 1: and I went home, took nap. I woke up like

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Speaker 1: I went from six to seven. Woke up at seven

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Speaker 1: and I looked and either things were sold out or

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, they were things that don't really need.

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Speaker 1: They were a lot of television sets, but like medium size,

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Speaker 1: like you want to win me over, put the big

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Speaker 1: ones on sale, so you know what it was. It

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Speaker 1: was a lot of either the small ones, which is

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Speaker 1: fine if that's what you need, or like the five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollar ones were only four thousand dollars. That's a

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Speaker 1: good deal if you have five thousand dollars. I don't

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Speaker 1: have four thousand dollars to save the thousand. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the thing I noticed all of these different websites they had,

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Speaker 1: oh Black Friday special off everything. If you're if you

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Speaker 1: go to those sites a lot, you know that is

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Speaker 1: a pretty common discount. It's nothing. It's pretty much shipping

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Speaker 1: in hand. You gotta start before I'll bother exactly, Like

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Speaker 1: as soon as you start to see then you know

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Speaker 1: you're getting a bargain. But even then they may have

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Speaker 1: jacked up the price in the first place to justify

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Speaker 1: the research. I'm not gonna say, oh, you guys can

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Speaker 1: figure out. But those large companies that everything's on on

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Speaker 1: and they ship it to in two days, a lot

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Speaker 1: of times those are last year's TV models and they're

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Speaker 1: they're discounted. Because they're discounted, they're moving them out clearance, right,

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Speaker 1: But you don't know. You're not a t I'm a

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Speaker 1: TV connoisseur, so I know if it's like seven zero

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Speaker 1: at the end that it's last year's and eight zero

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Speaker 1: is the new one. It makes a difference. I'm saying

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Speaker 1: if I really I research. Of course I do. But

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Speaker 1: if I'm gonna buy a Samsung TV, I know what

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Speaker 1: of times it's a two year old set. So it's

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Speaker 1: two year old technology, which is fine if that's what

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Speaker 1: you can afford, but don't be don't buy it because

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Speaker 1: it's on sale, because truthfully, it's on sale everywhere. Not

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Speaker 1: only that, but I think some of these larger brands

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Speaker 1: don't they make a cheaper version of their television to

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Speaker 1: sell on Black Friday. Right, So it'll it'll have only

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Speaker 1: like two HDMI inputs instead of four. It'll like one

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Speaker 1: But it's not the good one, or it doesn't have

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bore people. I know, it doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: fast motion rate so like the like the mega hurts,

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Speaker 1: you a TV that looks great, but if you don't know,

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Speaker 1: you're buying a crappy quality plastic leather jacket that looks

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Speaker 1: like leather. So instead of leave, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: just fell for the idea of shop. They go buy

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Speaker 1: the inches, ladies, don't buy the don't go buy the inches.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's not about the size of

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Speaker 1: It's about the fast motion. Right, fast motion, lady, it's

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Speaker 1: all about the fast motion. Well, the high class problem

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Speaker 1: I have I just bought this is such a class

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Speaker 1: But I think you have one, don't you too? High

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Speaker 1: class problems? I do not. I bought a tuxedo, you know,

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Speaker 1: bought a tuxedo when I got married. It is far

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Speaker 1: like us worker. Yeah, it's brown matter a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: You can't wear the one I have anymore. So I

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Speaker 1: got these shoes right there, tuxedo shoes. They're the really

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Speaker 1: shiny patent leather ones. And I'm like, how often am

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Speaker 1: I gonna wear these things? You three times a week? Possibly,

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Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm not gonna spend that much money

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Speaker 1: and it said patent leather. But with the then you

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Speaker 1: don't realize is it's I mean, technically called patent leather,

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Speaker 1: but it's not leather. I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: Patton leather is not leather. If if you buy the

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Speaker 1: shoes I did, it's not he got Platin leather comes

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Speaker 1: to the copy of Fight Songs, Platton, I mean it

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Speaker 1: is some I wore the shoes for about five minutes

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Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of material. Let it looking

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Speaker 1: on toilet paper exactly. I mean, no one of these

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Speaker 1: That's awful, though, my high class from I don't have

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Speaker 1: a what high class problem do I have? Oh? My god,

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Speaker 1: what do we talk about? The VERSACEI acket? I warned

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Speaker 1: him by the way we went to we went to

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Speaker 1: a business event that was business casual. Scary showed up

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Speaker 1: in a suede Versaci smoking jacket. That was a good yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he was all addressed for that event when he

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Speaker 1: told me business casual, and I will like khakis in

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Speaker 1: a sweater and so I we we're all going to

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Speaker 1: dinner tonight. As I said, Hey, what's the dress code?

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Speaker 1: So he says, oh, it's um, it's a business cheek.

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't know. I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: I don't I buy Target, and he does think it's

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Industrial. I said, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Brooklyn Industrial. I'm wearing I'm wearing a plan

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Speaker 1: from American Eagle. And he's like a think Wall Street,

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Speaker 1: uh hamp meets Hampton's And he said, I don't know

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Speaker 1: like techno ARMANI I'm like the restaurant, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like it's like a Bottles and Models club meets a

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Speaker 1: classic Japanese sushi spot. I don't know what he's how

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Speaker 1: I dress. Nachos meets Mozra's, That's how I dress. Here's

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Speaker 1: my Applebee's flair. This is what I'm working. You know,

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Speaker 1: the walls and t J I Friday's. I could blend

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Speaker 1: right in with that, like Alon. Now, this place is?

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Speaker 1: This places is. It's a nice it's a really great restaurant,

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Speaker 1: but it's more clubby, trendy, minimalist, modern minimal. I have

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Speaker 1: a minimal money And I say, you would be driving

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Speaker 1: know if anybody else is like this. I have to

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Speaker 1: be dressed very similarly to the style of everybody else

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Speaker 1: that I'm going out with. And if not, if let's

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Speaker 1: say it's a I don't know whatever event and its

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Speaker 1: suits and I come in and jeans and a T shirt,

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Speaker 1: I will feel so awkward, so awkward I can I'll

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Speaker 1: have to leave. Have you been to this restaurant we're

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Speaker 1: going to today? It's it's kind of like, um, it's

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Speaker 1: like a fusion between I'm telling you, it feels like

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Speaker 1: if you know what the restaurant Nobu is like, which

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Speaker 1: is like it's a minimalist like Japanese restaurant with benches

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Speaker 1: and stuff, with great food. So combine that with the

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Speaker 1: bottles and models, nightclub with a velvet rope, and it's

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Speaker 1: clubby trendy, but it's fashion forward. It's Merril Marco Harriet's.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of it's like a marriage of fusion of

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Speaker 1: that Bill Hayter character from Essenel. That's that's scary. It's

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Speaker 1: got it's got models, dancing chimpanzees and Wall Street guys

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Speaker 1: and porsches. It's perfect for you, Bronnie. How else to

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Speaker 1: described this place? I explain the Garrett the kind of

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Speaker 1: place we're going to explain it sounds like a scary party.

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Speaker 1: It's a scary party. It's like there's scary parties. It's like,

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Speaker 1: the guy's an iron chef. The guy's guy. The guy's

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Speaker 1: an iron chef. What are you going to wear today?

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Speaker 1: You wearing your vestachi jacket tonight? Then? Or is this

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Speaker 1: not called the smoking jacket? He's like that Hugh Hefner.

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Speaker 1: You know where you're going to dinner. It's not you

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Speaker 1: would be overdressing. Nope, it's changed since you heard what

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Speaker 1: it was. It's not Charlie Byrd anymore. No, now we're

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Speaker 1: going to marry Marmoto. Okay, what do you think about

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Speaker 1: Mori Motor? How would you describe that? Garrett Strippers? Uh?

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Speaker 1: It is very good? Is it? Brody? I have a

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Speaker 1: feeling Brody will be asked not to come back over again.

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Speaker 1: Do they have bottomless refills on the soda? There's no

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Speaker 1: such things. Have price apps for the record, we're not

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Speaker 1: we're not paying. We're not paying. Then they are on

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Speaker 1: the limited apps. This is we're being taking to dinner

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Speaker 1: and we we don't belong in this restaurant. Really, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean you belong. No, I don't. Mentally, let's say

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Speaker 1: we don't. I don't think we any of us belong,

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Speaker 1: but don't belong. But Scary at least knows the lingo

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Speaker 1: I pretend to belong. He's gonna have the right jack no,

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Speaker 1: no jacket, and it required I swear to go shopping

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Speaker 1: that fasaca jacket references given. It is a free dinner.

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Speaker 1: This is where Scary competes with Brody. Because Scary says,

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Speaker 1: knowing it's free, will go see the left side of

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Speaker 1: the menu and go one of everything. Okay, that's the difference.

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Speaker 1: When something is free, I might order a little a

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Speaker 1: little bit more expensive than I normally would like. I

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Speaker 1: would order the steak and said the chicken. Scary orders

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Speaker 1: four side dishes, three appetizes for the table. He does

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Speaker 1: that when we're paying. I don't. We went out to

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Speaker 1: dinner two weeks ago. You want one of these, one

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Speaker 1: of these, but just one of everything in that Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because he knows splitting checks, He's like, oh, if I

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Speaker 1: get nine appetizers, I get a little of everything, and

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Speaker 1: I'm really only paying for one. I really enjoy tastings

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