Speaker 1: A spum. Going through a vagina is like trying to
Speaker 1: walk through a hookah bar in Atlanta, Like you really
Speaker 1: might not between the smoke and dad bitches and niggas
Speaker 1: were guns and like maybe a hoverboard that might be
Speaker 1: boost on the ground, Like something's gonna happen. Hey, you've
Speaker 1: got a lot of obstacles to get through the floor's lava,
Speaker 1: and you gotta get the funk through this hookah bar
Speaker 1: and essentially become the greatest leader to ever leave if
Speaker 1: you can make it to the end. Chips in your
Speaker 1: racists money stuff, I can't tell me. Yeah, welcome late,
Speaker 1: he's in gentlemen to an exceptional, a devastating, a thick
Speaker 1: booty episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast where
Speaker 1: we died deep, deep into the crevices of black conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: and we worked to prove that Alicia Keys may not
Speaker 1: wear makeup on her face, but she absolutely puts makeup
Speaker 1: on her feet. She gotta only fans and she's posting
Speaker 1: feet picks with makeup on them. Tell the people, Alicia,
Speaker 1: we know it's you. Stop pretending like this is some
Speaker 1: other lady. That's you, Alicia. You put makeup on your
Speaker 1: feet and we know it. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman.
Speaker 1: As always, I'm excited to be here. What an exciting
Speaker 1: time we have, mainly because my guest today is one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people I know. If he's so funny,
Speaker 1: he's responsible for a pretty much every cool trend that's
Speaker 1: ever existed on the Internet. He was so funny at
Speaker 1: one point that Twitter asked him politely to leave. They
Speaker 1: were like, this, nigga's too funny. He gotta get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. But then they let him back
Speaker 1: in and he's still being hilarious. You guys know him,
Speaker 1: you love him. Give it up for my guest, Mr
Speaker 1: Zach five. Hello, Hello, what's up? Yeah? What I've done?
Speaker 1: I'm killing man. I'm over here in Atlanta, Man, just
Speaker 1: like drinking juices and the rain, like bird scooter and around.
Speaker 1: This is exciting just listening things you could have done
Speaker 1: in l A, but you're like, no, I'm doing in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it in Atlanta. Yea. So now, what are
Speaker 1: there like special juices in Atlanta that you're like, it's
Speaker 1: happy to have, you know, gone back and be able
Speaker 1: to experience again. Is there anything? Yeah, there's a spec.
Speaker 1: There's a juice shop out here called Kill Me Crazy,
Speaker 1: which is awful, terrible name, but um, the girls who
Speaker 1: worked at the one by Me are like you could
Speaker 1: just tell they're like they're just so over it, like
Speaker 1: to just like really cool, just Atlanta chicks. You're like,
Speaker 1: they're like Nigga, which you want and your juice? Like
Speaker 1: don't like tumeric? Okay, what next? Like okay stirrelina, Like
Speaker 1: they make it with such attitude that it's a better
Speaker 1: juice experience. I feel like I feel like I agree.
Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing there's something about someone being mean
Speaker 1: to you when you order something that makes you feel like, well,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be worth it is because it's like,
Speaker 1: well I better enjoy this because they don't give a
Speaker 1: fun right, they don't give a funk. This felt like
Speaker 1: a fistfight just ordering a basic item. So this is
Speaker 1: probably gonna be the best experience that I have eating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like there is a a paralyzing aspect of hospitality.
Speaker 1: You like, sometimes when things are too nice, you don't
Speaker 1: really uh feel grateful for it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you you should be able to you should have
Speaker 1: to struggle for nice things sometimes right, it's a hunter
Speaker 1: gatherers ship in us, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: we used to have to really murder something to enjoy
Speaker 1: a meal, and now we it's just sort of laid
Speaker 1: in front of us, and it feels like we always
Speaker 1: deserve this. But those small moments kind of bring us
Speaker 1: back to that animalistic energy where it's like, Damn, I
Speaker 1: had to I had to get cussed the funk out
Speaker 1: so that I can enjoy some kill drinks. Gonn, this
Speaker 1: matters to me. That's why I'm open a vegan restaurant.
Speaker 1: Uh where you know you gotta get jumped just to
Speaker 1: finish your meal. Wait, they don't. So you're saying they
Speaker 1: don't jump you to get the meal. It's just at
Speaker 1: some point in the mill, at some point you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to protect You're gonna have to protect yours and
Speaker 1: if you're not ready for that, then maybe you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be trying to. Maybe you just need to go up
Speaker 1: to McDonald's and like experience the easy fast food. But
Speaker 1: this helps, You're gonna have to earn it around here, boy,
Speaker 1: you better go back and get your radiated burger mode.
Speaker 1: Want this here, you want beyond me. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to get this beyond me. You can stop. You're getting
Speaker 1: hands dog. I love that. I love that so much.
Speaker 1: And if there's anything I can do to help fund
Speaker 1: your restaurant without getting jumped, I'd happily do that. I
Speaker 1: do need money. Yes, well, I think this episode is
Speaker 1: not going to help us get any money today. I
Speaker 1: think that this episode actually has the potential to make
Speaker 1: us lose quite a bit of money if we if
Speaker 1: we're being honest, because you came to me with a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that terrifies the ship out of me. But
Speaker 1: you said, and I want to quote you here, you said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me white people were invented by an
Speaker 1: ancient black scientist. Yes, who yea, just that thing can
Speaker 1: tell me more. It's probably the most dangerous subject matter
Speaker 1: that we could decide to drive into. But it's also
Speaker 1: the funniest and the most uh the most right to
Speaker 1: be like a manga better than novelto I feel like, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, Because even when I told Nikki
Speaker 1: about it, right, I told my wife, like, yo, this
Speaker 1: is the the conspiracy theory that that Zach was talking about.
Speaker 1: She was like, that should be a show, and I
Speaker 1: was like, nah, it can't be no show. But also,
Speaker 1: you're right, it should be a show. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things that it literally cannot be a show just
Speaker 1: because it's so like both sides, white and black would
Speaker 1: be so upset by it, because there are people who
Speaker 1: genuinely believe it, and there are people who are genuinely like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. This is the most offensive thing I've
Speaker 1: ever experienced. But if it was an anime, it would
Speaker 1: just be like if it was even just a live
Speaker 1: action movie, it probably sell Lord of the Rings. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't disagree with that. I think that this
Speaker 1: has the potential to be one of the greatest box
Speaker 1: office hits of all time if only people could put
Speaker 1: their pride side and just except that maybe a black
Speaker 1: scientist inventing white people is a fascinating fucking story. It's
Speaker 1: fascinating if we could get rid of the hate behind
Speaker 1: it and behind all those things, all those nasty things
Speaker 1: that everybody talks about on a daily basis, and uh,
Speaker 1: if we can just look past that and look at
Speaker 1: how funny and great the story is and how like
Speaker 1: chock full of science fiction gold it is, then it
Speaker 1: would be so good. It would be good. It'd be good.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect story. So tell me. Let's let's start
Speaker 1: from the beginning. Where where did you first hear this theory,
Speaker 1: this suggestion. So contrary to the title of your podcast,
Speaker 1: my mom didn't tell me this. My mom is a
Speaker 1: very staunch Southern Baptist Christian woman who would never believe
Speaker 1: in something as crazy as a guy. Uh, this wasn't
Speaker 1: This wasn't popping up in church when y'all were going
Speaker 1: as kids. I mean, you know, Christians, we got our own.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a Christian, but girl, I grew
Speaker 1: up in the church. So I say our because it's
Speaker 1: like I was shooting in the jim. But you know,
Speaker 1: we have our we have our own, like weird. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows we have our own. Were we drink blood and
Speaker 1: it's great, Like that's weird. But yeah, a man claimed
Speaker 1: that God told him to, you know, stab his son
Speaker 1: in the middle of the desert when he was like
Speaker 1: and then he was like he was really gonna do that, right?
Speaker 1: Weird how we supposed of all going together now he
Speaker 1: was acting like that. Weird. But yeah, I first heard
Speaker 1: this theory from when I was super little, like maybe
Speaker 1: five or six. My mom used to let me just
Speaker 1: kind of like hang out in our neighborhood. In our
Speaker 1: neighborhood was like super rundown, but like very multicultural, and
Speaker 1: it was just like poor working class white, black and
Speaker 1: Latino people in Savannah. And I used to hang out
Speaker 1: with these group of dudes who would just hang out
Speaker 1: and like drink natty light and uh and smoke bad
Speaker 1: cigarettes and eat sunflower seeds all day. And one's name
Speaker 1: was Bobby and he looked like Charles Manson. And the
Speaker 1: another dude's name, I should you not. His name on
Speaker 1: the street was Biscuit, and he was this dirty blond,
Speaker 1: white dude with ipat who wore a black wife beater
Speaker 1: and jeans shorts every day us. And well, first of all,
Speaker 1: let me just say how happy I am that Biscuit
Speaker 1: was a white dude with an ipatch and not what
Speaker 1: I immediately presumed, which was a big as black man's comforting.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was, Yeah, he was switching up everything. Um,
Speaker 1: this guy outsold everybody. So uh. They hung out with
Speaker 1: this black do in the neighborhood named Joe and Joe
Speaker 1: one day, like they would sit and talk about conspiracy stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was a kid like, I didn't know what
Speaker 1: they were talking about, but I would just kind of
Speaker 1: sit around and listen, and you know, one day Bobby
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well, you know, in the year twelve,
Speaker 1: the magnetic poles of the Earth they're gonna switch and
Speaker 1: it's gonna cause the apocalypse. And then Biscuit was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: didn't y'all know that the Illuminati do this? And da
Speaker 1: da da. So Joe had to come with his you know,
Speaker 1: he had to come with some heat. And he was like, well,
Speaker 1: both of y'all shut up because did y'all know that
Speaker 1: we and then the y'all and it was like a
Speaker 1: bomb went off the side of my head. I was like, Joe,
Speaker 1: what Joe? Joe. Joe didn't really say nothing crazy like
Speaker 1: that on a regular basis. He would just kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, spit some flower seeds and you know. But
Speaker 1: he came with some heat. So I was like what
Speaker 1: And they were like, what are you talking about? And
Speaker 1: he introduces the story of Yakubu, which was a nation
Speaker 1: of Islam. It's nation an islam source material um written
Speaker 1: by uh It was it was expanded on by Elijah Mohammed,
Speaker 1: but hoble Um and yeah, you just proceeded to tell
Speaker 1: them like a very a shortened bridge drunk country Nigga
Speaker 1: version of that story. And uh, I was kind of
Speaker 1: like changed forever. Mow. You said Joe was a quiet guy.
Speaker 1: I love that that. Joe was just sort of sitting
Speaker 1: back letting these guys talk amongst themselves every day because
Speaker 1: secretly he knew, Man I invented y'all, y'all ain't even real.
Speaker 1: You're you're subset of some ship that I already am.
Speaker 1: So go ahead, talk, you're crazy talk exactly to even
Speaker 1: sit there and watch them spit their conspiracy theories. I
Speaker 1: saw him just he had this look in his eyelight,
Speaker 1: you're stupid motherfucker's I'm about to hit y'all with some
Speaker 1: crazy ship. Oh you think twelve is a thing? Get
Speaker 1: the fun out? Yeah, okay, okay, alright, biscuit, okay, aluminaity,
Speaker 1: we get now. I got some ship for you. You
Speaker 1: ain't a real human, biscuit bits, you are the second
Speaker 1: draft of humans. But then, like you know, the strange
Speaker 1: effect of it was watching them called his theory crazy
Speaker 1: when you know we're all out that they were all
Speaker 1: out there saying wild stuff. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like from assassination theories too. You know, this was shortly
Speaker 1: after tupacs, so they were coming with two pop theories
Speaker 1: and stuff, and you know the fact that this guy
Speaker 1: was like white people were invented by ancient scientists with
Speaker 1: a giant head. They were like, well, that's just silly.
Speaker 1: Now you're being ridiculous. And I was on Joe side
Speaker 1: when I was like, well why not. Okay, okay, now
Speaker 1: you're getting into something fascinating because you're saying that. When
Speaker 1: Joe said this, you know, Biscuit and Uh and the
Speaker 1: other gentleman whose name I don't remembers gonna living met
Speaker 1: Bobby Uh, they immediately are like, NA, get the funk
Speaker 1: out of here. But that wasn't your instinct. My first
Speaker 1: instinct was to be like, Okay, that's insane. But it
Speaker 1: wasn't even that I believed that what he was saying.
Speaker 1: Just like Joe, the way he looked like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know whose family Joe was in. He was just
Speaker 1: like an older black dude with a salt and pepper
Speaker 1: beard who was just like a Southern dude. And and
Speaker 1: me being from the South, it was like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just take his side, because just getting an elder
Speaker 1: quality to yeah, whether he's wrong or right. I was
Speaker 1: just like, man, I gotta just I gotta stick with
Speaker 1: this guy because you're talking about the magnetic poles and
Speaker 1: you're talking about the Illuminati, and he's talking about a
Speaker 1: big head scientist so um, and he's black, so I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a stand over here, So I kind of stood
Speaker 1: over next to him, I mean, and honestly, of the
Speaker 1: three options, his is the the least scary, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, if you're telling me that
Speaker 1: the world is going to end, one of you was
Speaker 1: saying that the fucking apocalypse is coming. The other one
Speaker 1: is saying that, like there is an organization that decides
Speaker 1: every move that I make out in the world. And
Speaker 1: this dude's just saying, you know, you ain't exactly real people,
Speaker 1: but otherwise, like you can still be happy and exist
Speaker 1: and talk all your ship and we can enjoy some
Speaker 1: flower seeds in thatty light. Yeah exactly. And it was
Speaker 1: like that whole like birden of proof thing. They were like,
Speaker 1: you can't prove that that happened, and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: you can't prove that it didn't happen, and and that
Speaker 1: music played. The music played, and you know, Bobby and Biscuit,
Speaker 1: they're both war vets. Bobby was in Vietnam and Biscuit
Speaker 1: had just done he just came from like desert storm.
Speaker 1: But I was too young to remember all that. But right,
Speaker 1: they were both war Vets and they were drunk as fun.
Speaker 1: So that basic logical fallacy that Joe hit them with
Speaker 1: they didn't know how to argue with, which it's a
Speaker 1: very simple thing. It's a simple thing to argue. But
Speaker 1: they were just like, damn, you got a point. We
Speaker 1: can't really not prove. It's like he did that got
Speaker 1: your nose ship And they couldn't see their nose from
Speaker 1: their eyes. They're like, I don't know if you got
Speaker 1: my nose. I can't tell. So to see someone like
Speaker 1: bested by that, you know, in hindsight, I was like, damn, man,
Speaker 1: he really he won the fight. Well, that's such a
Speaker 1: fascinating element to all conspiracy theory, right, is that it
Speaker 1: really is just a game of who can prove their
Speaker 1: point in the moment. It isn't like who can ultimately
Speaker 1: prove their point through research and science and in fact
Speaker 1: based findings. It's just like, okay, who can make their
Speaker 1: argument sound enough in this exact moment that you essentially
Speaker 1: build an acolyte. You build somebody who's then going to
Speaker 1: follow your logic and spread that theory to someone else.
Speaker 1: Conspiracy theories and discussing them is a lot like roasting,
Speaker 1: where yeah, getting everyone on your side. It's more important
Speaker 1: to have everyone on your side. And when in the moment,
Speaker 1: like you're talking, it's like you might even you might
Speaker 1: say a joke that don't even make sense about somebody,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, This thinker built like racado toast,
Speaker 1: And then everybody's like, it's like they just doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything, but you you're just getting your
Speaker 1: glass book. Like in the moment, right, avocado toast isn't
Speaker 1: shaped any different than any other toast. This isn't like
Speaker 1: it's you just added a little qualifier to it and
Speaker 1: somehow it's way funnier. So you're the best. Then this
Speaker 1: person sucks and now people are like, oh, well, what
Speaker 1: the avocado toast shape? Nick, don't say, And then if
Speaker 1: you say that doesn't make sense, then they're gonna go,
Speaker 1: oh this thinking mad now, like look at you avocado
Speaker 1: toast wanna shape most out exactly. I I totally agree.
Speaker 1: I think that that it does have this quality of
Speaker 1: just like who can you convinced in the moment, and
Speaker 1: if you can do it effectively, then you are the
Speaker 1: winner of conspiracy theory or roasting or whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, that's what religion is sort of
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just like who the
Speaker 1: funk was listening at the time that the best dude
Speaker 1: was talking, and then somebody decided to write that down.
Speaker 1: Who wrote it down, and who's writing survived through history
Speaker 1: through different ship getting conquered, through different ships, getting burnt down,
Speaker 1: through natural disasters, you know, in a way like any
Speaker 1: religion that exists still today. It's like the sperm that
Speaker 1: one kind of namic where I'm like, bro, y'all went
Speaker 1: through all of history and nobody cracked you all out,
Speaker 1: like yes, because you know, even if we're thinking about
Speaker 1: that anatomically, like the woman's vagina is literally built with
Speaker 1: like acids things to keep sperm from surviving, and yet
Speaker 1: a sperm regularly, you know, as proof through pregnancy is
Speaker 1: able to somehow navigate all that and make a child.
Speaker 1: That's what religion is. And that's the crazy part in
Speaker 1: a lot of ways is as much as you know,
Speaker 1: you and I can both agree that that's a wild
Speaker 1: concept and introduction, we can also point to a lot
Speaker 1: of other wild concepts in much more widely accepted religions, right,
Speaker 1: And so the difference in the way that it's accepted
Speaker 1: is really determined by the people in charge more than
Speaker 1: it is, like that this one so much crazier than
Speaker 1: that one, if that makes sense. You know, whether I
Speaker 1: believe any of this ship or not, which I don't, don't,
Speaker 1: I don't any any Uh, everyone's gonna be But I'm like,
Speaker 1: who am I going to make matt first with what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Um yeah, Like I'm not a spiritual guy
Speaker 1: like you know, but I do think is it's are
Speaker 1: needed and it's very necessary and it's fun to, uh
Speaker 1: to dive into mythology and like what makes people attached
Speaker 1: themselves to mythology so vehemently? And then how does that
Speaker 1: mythology affect how a culture interacts with the world around them,
Speaker 1: because it's a very real thing, you know. Um So
Speaker 1: I love just reading creation stories and you know the way, uh,
Speaker 1: certain cultures think that the world was built and how
Speaker 1: it was built and what God gave what to who
Speaker 1: and what humans were in relation to that, because that's
Speaker 1: very important. So when I see people online, like especially
Speaker 1: in researching Yakoub, when you see people online who I'm
Speaker 1: sure grew up Catholic or Jewish, or maybe they weren't
Speaker 1: national Islam, they were regular Islam, but uncut common, maybe
Speaker 1: they were something else. But to see people go to
Speaker 1: see people ridicule it, like right out, like this is
Speaker 1: so ridiculous, and so how could anyone ever believe this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but that's what all of us do.
Speaker 1: All of us, even if you're not spiritual, you believe
Speaker 1: in some kind of mythology exactly, I think to your point,
Speaker 1: that's also I wish that more people were able to
Speaker 1: approach these conversations and certainly religion, even with that same
Speaker 1: level of whimsy, if you will, do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, even if you believe it, which is fine,
Speaker 1: I'm not here to decide whether or not that's a
Speaker 1: good or bad thing, but you should be having fun
Speaker 1: in this, like some of it is just an allegory,
Speaker 1: So like, let the allegory be fun instead of it
Speaker 1: being like this permanent fixture in the way that you
Speaker 1: always approach every conversation. It's absurd. Absolutely. I think we
Speaker 1: have to approach it like that because if we don't,
Speaker 1: then then the future is bleak because nothing can stop then, say,
Speaker 1: uh Ron James or Batman from becoming the next thing
Speaker 1: that people the next thing that people kill each other for.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, if we don't stop
Speaker 1: and look at like the fact that like humans are
Speaker 1: flawed and shouldn't be worshiped, and you know, I would
Speaker 1: just getting rid of like human deification because talking about
Speaker 1: God is such a way bigger conversation about if we
Speaker 1: can at least get to the point where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: humans are trash. Religion is funny. You're still allowed to
Speaker 1: believe in it, but it's funny. It's just and and
Speaker 1: we shouldn't replicate things that have happened like in the past,
Speaker 1: and the way to do that is in comedy. To
Speaker 1: your point, Lebron James is an exceptional athlete, is a
Speaker 1: human being unlike most human beings on this planet Earth.
Speaker 1: But he also is a motherfucker who doesn't read. Will
Speaker 1: talks not great? Do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: it's he's not. He has flaws, and so we should
Speaker 1: be able to celebrate the man for his gifts while
Speaker 1: simultaneously laughing at a motherfucker who stutters through a statement
Speaker 1: about black lives matter. And so if we can meld
Speaker 1: those two, we can have an honest reflection of the
Speaker 1: human being that he is instead of, like you said, uh,
Speaker 1: deifying him and creating some dangerous space where like my
Speaker 1: grandkids are gonna grow up like making the cross with
Speaker 1: the basketballers. Well, I mean holy Market. Yeah, there's literally
Speaker 1: nothing in my mind stops me from believing that if
Speaker 1: Lebron James actually lived two thousand years ago today we
Speaker 1: would live in a world where you, before every major event,
Speaker 1: clap white dust in your hands and like maybe like maybe,
Speaker 1: like boys when they're born, you're not allowed to have
Speaker 1: a hairline until like you become a man. Like they
Speaker 1: shaved your hairline all the way back until you're eighteen,
Speaker 1: and then now you're allowed to have it, but you
Speaker 1: have to put on a headband until you gotta put
Speaker 1: you gotta put a wig on. And it's not a
Speaker 1: good way. You gotta you gotta sort of tie it
Speaker 1: down loosely. Y. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I have no Lebron
Speaker 1: James would have dunked on Jesus, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like he's he's six eight, Jesus was a good five three.
Speaker 1: These motherfuckers weren't gonna be able to compete in any
Speaker 1: sort of physical activities, and so of course Lebron would
Speaker 1: have become our new God. But that doesn't that's not
Speaker 1: the right thing. Let's let's just be honest and laugh
Speaker 1: at all of it. But can we just talk about
Speaker 1: how funny it would be to have a stained last
Speaker 1: portrait of Jesus of Jesus on the cross, but there's
Speaker 1: a basketball hoop above his head where the found of
Speaker 1: corn of crowns is and it's Lebron ducking like Jesus
Speaker 1: is having a bad day already. God, But ship Hooper
Speaker 1: has got a hoop, you know what I mean, Lebron
Speaker 1: ceo hoop. He gotta do his thing. He's dunking on
Speaker 1: Jesus like he's doing like what was that basketball player
Speaker 1: back in the day who dunked and like put his
Speaker 1: nuts on the dude's head And it was like the
Speaker 1: first time that happened and professional, Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I know it's not. It's not Larry Johnson, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like that energy of like a grandmama
Speaker 1: type disrespect of like the people you're playing against. Le
Speaker 1: Bronze evil, be an evil counterpart. I'm about to hit
Speaker 1: up the photo shop, Homies and and and tell them
Speaker 1: to make that this is really important work that we're
Speaker 1: doing here, and I can't wait to see the product
Speaker 1: of all we're pushing things forward. I think so by
Speaker 1: getting Jesus dunked him, we are making the world a
Speaker 1: better place. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break
Speaker 1: and then we'll be back with more Zach Fox and more,
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we are back here with more. My mama told me
Speaker 1: more Zach Fox. We're still talking about this wild theory
Speaker 1: that the White Man was created by an ancient black scientist,
Speaker 1: and we're arguing possibly that it isn't as wild as
Speaker 1: it originally seen. Yeah, but we also have to be careful.
Speaker 1: And then I want to get right into the research
Speaker 1: because I do think that this is also going to
Speaker 1: ground a fair amount of this for our listeners who
Speaker 1: may or may not be aware of where all of
Speaker 1: this comes from. But I, in doing my research, found
Speaker 1: a bunch of moments where I was legit terrified at
Speaker 1: the things that I discovered, like legit both in terms
Speaker 1: of this conversation and the possible the fruit of Islam
Speaker 1: coming to seek retaliation for anything that I was about
Speaker 1: to say, but then also finding myself starting to and
Speaker 1: I want to be careful when I say this, Yes,
Speaker 1: you do buy into some of the arguments that were
Speaker 1: being made from the things that I was reading. Right, Yes,
Speaker 1: so let's jump right in the Nation of Islam argues
Speaker 1: in a I guess it's sort of a subscripture, right, like,
Speaker 1: because it's scripture, but it's scripture that we know the
Speaker 1: source from. And he like literally just died recently, so
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a different conversation. But basically,
Speaker 1: the argument is that Yakub, who was a supposed scientist,
Speaker 1: existed sixties six hundred years ago and created white people
Speaker 1: on an island basically as an experiment in an effort
Speaker 1: to create a more perfect being. Is that track for you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to dive a little bit more into it. So Yakub
Speaker 1: is an alien being. So there was a ancient Earth
Speaker 1: m hm. There is believed to be a by multiple
Speaker 1: UH subcultures, religious sex. There's believed to be a civilization
Speaker 1: or a group of civilizations beneath the Earth that came
Speaker 1: from other places, or maybe they were already here. And
Speaker 1: Yakub was actually I believe like he's he's mixed from
Speaker 1: two of those alien races um and the entire origin
Speaker 1: of like everyone who lived on the surface of the
Speaker 1: planet was considered ebanoid or just black. They were just
Speaker 1: black people. So by the time Yakub was a kid
Speaker 1: and he was living in the area believed to be
Speaker 1: Mecca and Wallace Bard's Mohammed's work, he's he claims that
Speaker 1: up to thirty percent of Uh ebanoid people were dissatisfied
Speaker 1: with how they were living. Um. So, so he has this,
Speaker 1: he starts to build this And I want to dig
Speaker 1: into a few things that you're saying, because the alien
Speaker 1: part of this is very important in that every description
Speaker 1: that you read about yah Cube ends with talking about
Speaker 1: how big his head was. Yes, like nobody like they
Speaker 1: don't mention yah Cub in any way without being like
Speaker 1: that nigger had a big His head was big as
Speaker 1: and they claimed that not only was it physically big,
Speaker 1: but he also was a very arrogant man who while
Speaker 1: studying in Mecca and studying under like the teachings of Mohammed,
Speaker 1: he basically was like, nah, funk this, I've learned everything
Speaker 1: I need to know. And that's when he starts to
Speaker 1: talk to this thirty percent as you call it, of
Speaker 1: people who are dissatisfied, not happy with the way things
Speaker 1: are going. Yeah, and then his arrogance, you know, Yahkub,
Speaker 1: the size of his head was a lot of reason
Speaker 1: for him to be picked on or made fun of
Speaker 1: in school. And he had a very, very a seed
Speaker 1: of hatred for the Ebony race. He hated them, and
Speaker 1: he told his father one day, Um, his father asked
Speaker 1: him meAll, hey, what are you doing? He said, one day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna create a race of people to conquer you
Speaker 1: and destroy you. And his dad was like, shut up,
Speaker 1: which is what a black parent would do if you
Speaker 1: said something like that to a black parent, like shut
Speaker 1: the gets your ass out of it. But do Kub
Speaker 1: was was serious. He was dead serious. M hm. And
Speaker 1: so with that he takes and this is sort of
Speaker 1: again the argument of the scripture. He takes fifty nine thousand,
Speaker 1: nine hundred and ninety nine black people to a private
Speaker 1: island where to basically, uh, basically Sandals, Jamaica. He takes
Speaker 1: them to Sandals, Jamaica, and they start working to now
Speaker 1: cross breed and basically do some sort of like cross
Speaker 1: pollination of the black species to create a more perfect
Speaker 1: being which ultimately leads to white people. Right, yeah, Yeahkoub
Speaker 1: said that there is a black gene and a brown
Speaker 1: gene and every black human being. So what his method
Speaker 1: was was to breed out the black gene and get
Speaker 1: as much of the brown and whittle down to the brown.
Speaker 1: And the way he would do that was was just
Speaker 1: literally like a lady would have babies and the lighter
Speaker 1: one would be kept and the black ones would be
Speaker 1: um shipped to another island. I guess I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into how they murdered him. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: that you tried to make this story. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the dog, the dog went to a different farm to
Speaker 1: be happy. He is. He's a Chicago baby. He's uh daddy,
Speaker 1: Uh your daddy. He oh he got he in the
Speaker 1: music business Man music Big album. Uh and on the
Speaker 1: album dropped, You're gonna see him again. That's where the guy.
Speaker 1: They'll be back. Um. Yeah, so yeah, they killed all
Speaker 1: the black babies. They killed the black babies. They would
Speaker 1: throw them, uh into the ocean, they would kick them,
Speaker 1: they would do all this things stuff. And the crazy
Speaker 1: part about the story is, yeah, Club didn't even live
Speaker 1: to see his work be completed. It was his uh,
Speaker 1: his assistance and like his team and his agents actually
Speaker 1: helped complete the process because he died when he was
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty two years old, and by that time,
Speaker 1: he had only accomplished getting a race of people who
Speaker 1: are like me and light stones, just like he got
Speaker 1: some light skin motherfucker's out there, but they weren't white yet.
Speaker 1: They weren't the perfect species that he was sort of
Speaker 1: trying to create. And I think it's important you landed
Speaker 1: on something that I think is really important for us
Speaker 1: to dig further into because by his argument, uh, he's
Speaker 1: trying to create these white people and it ends up
Speaker 1: being in the argument of the scripture a six hundred
Speaker 1: year process that it takes six hundred years. Yeah, Cuba
Speaker 1: only lives to one fifty two, so he basically is
Speaker 1: there for like what almost a fifth of the time. Uh.
Speaker 1: And in this process there are arguments because I know
Speaker 1: that you're sort of referring to yah Cuba is sort
Speaker 1: of like this devilish guy, this evil guy. That's the
Speaker 1: argument that people are having. But there are alternative arguments
Speaker 1: that claim that yah Cube wasn't in fact evil, He
Speaker 1: didn't actually intend to create white people. His vision got
Speaker 1: usurped by lighter skinned and ultimately white people who then
Speaker 1: created themselves from his practices. If that makes sense, that does, yes,
Speaker 1: that's that is the two sided argument of yakub was
Speaker 1: a trickster. You know, his Ya Cube's um his science
Speaker 1: what's called tricknology, which, yeah, which is the fact that
Speaker 1: that's not a trick daddy album. Ahad is this man
Speaker 1: ad all. He's had a twenty year opportunity to name
Speaker 1: an album trick knowledge. He had the whole window, and
Speaker 1: he's blowing it. He's blow it. Fuck you, trick daddy.
Speaker 1: If you ain't gonna take advantage of the opportunities later,
Speaker 1: fuck you somebody will he ushould be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1: Trick Daddy, tricknology? Come on, man, come on, bro, that
Speaker 1: was it? That was it? You know, And yeah, there's
Speaker 1: different takes on it. Some people are like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: used trichnology to manipulated, which he had to. He had
Speaker 1: to use tricknology to manipulate sixty thou black people into
Speaker 1: letting him, you know, use them for a selective breeding project, um,
Speaker 1: which he called grafting. But yeah, he would have to
Speaker 1: use some sort of line or trickery. Yes, okay. So
Speaker 1: here's where the trickery started to get to me. And
Speaker 1: and this is where I think I started to feel
Speaker 1: not only uncomfortable, but also terribly excited in a way
Speaker 1: that I've never experienced before. I started reading some information
Speaker 1: that argues that Europeans today, as we understand them, whiteness
Speaker 1: as we recognize it, actually is only about eight thousand
Speaker 1: years old that Europeans of Old Old Earth are in
Speaker 1: fact unrecognizable compared to their white counterparts of today. Talking
Speaker 1: about you're talking about anthropological evidence exactly. Yes, this isn't
Speaker 1: coming from Elijah Maham, the honorable Mohammed. This is coming
Speaker 1: from actual scientific based research that says that basically this
Speaker 1: is a very recent development, including like blue eyes, which
Speaker 1: is a genetic mutation that developed somewhere in the range
Speaker 1: of six thousand to ten thousand years ago. Now where
Speaker 1: it aligns is that the Nation of Islam argues that
Speaker 1: Yakub existed sixty six hundred years ago. So just mathematically,
Speaker 1: some of that ship is mathing up, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, he's in the window is exactly. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: the even scarier part is there aren't a lot of
Speaker 1: clear explanations other than migration as to why these very
Speaker 1: formal changes started to happen. Now, obviously, you could argue
Speaker 1: that migration is a major part of it because like
Speaker 1: minded people are moving in a certain direction and then
Speaker 1: they're mushing into each other and creating offspring that basically
Speaker 1: replicate and form whiteness as we recognize it. But there's
Speaker 1: also a bunch of you know, if you want to
Speaker 1: just make this a little more magical, there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of logic to like somebody telling them to do that
Speaker 1: and encouraging it. Yeah, which is you know, the part
Speaker 1: of ya Cube's story that jumps off when he is
Speaker 1: dead and they've completed after six hundred years, his experiment is,
Speaker 1: you know, they have this new race people that were
Speaker 1: white and they went to Mecca. So there's this new
Speaker 1: racial people and they went to Mecca. There's a bunch
Speaker 1: of them but they caused a bunch of trouble when
Speaker 1: they got there. They was like flipping people's tables over,
Speaker 1: you know, using using the Brita filter, not filling it back.
Speaker 1: They're like asking their waitress to split the check even
Speaker 1: though they oh my god, she's gotta go, like write
Speaker 1: it down on the back of the receipt. Uh. So
Speaker 1: the people of Mecca were like, yo, y'all got to go,
Speaker 1: and they took them to Europe. They escorted them quietly
Speaker 1: out of Mecca into Europe, and they guarded them around
Speaker 1: Europe with swords and they were like, yo, like just
Speaker 1: chill here for like a couple hundred years and figure
Speaker 1: out your life. So, you know, these people are now
Speaker 1: trapped in Europe and they're just figuring it out there
Speaker 1: like meat and you know, being naked. And uh. Eventually
Speaker 1: lead Moses are Nyga, Moses, our guy. I love them.
Speaker 1: Moses ran into him and he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm about to teach y'all how to live, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And this lines up with you know,
Speaker 1: maybe this is the story of Moses leading people out
Speaker 1: of exodus or whatever. I don't know what he was
Speaker 1: trying to say here, but Basically, Moses was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to teach y'all how to be civilized, how
Speaker 1: to wear clothes, how to like how to play PS
Speaker 1: four and like be nice. The fourt goes on the right,
Speaker 1: Spoon goes on the left. He's teaching them some ship
Speaker 1: that they need to know, right uh. And Moses became
Speaker 1: so upset with them because they wouldn't chill out that
Speaker 1: he eventually he blew up three hundred of them with dynamite.
Speaker 1: With dynamite, that's what That's what's in the text, dynamite
Speaker 1: that he used dynamite, and the six or six years
Speaker 1: ago he used dynamite to blow up. So this actually
Speaker 1: gets into another very fascinating element of this is that
Speaker 1: number one Dynamite existed. Apparently amazing crossover that's better than
Speaker 1: like the teenage music and the Turtles with the Power
Speaker 1: Range episode. How the Moses coming on the story. That's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like a celebrity shows up on a sitcom and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, ship's Tupac on the Living Color, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: princes are new girls. This is wild. That's how I felt.
Speaker 1: And well, so even more of a crossover that maybe
Speaker 1: you're aware of. But there's arguments that claim that basically Yakub,
Speaker 1: which is a direct translation to Jacob in Christianity, right,
Speaker 1: is in fact the Jacob of the Bible, right, and
Speaker 1: so like they're basically are arguments that say that there's
Speaker 1: one text in particular that people point to where it
Speaker 1: references Jacob grafting a sheep, yeah sheep, that he's like
Speaker 1: basically making a pure sheep by making them, you know,
Speaker 1: cross breed and whatever, make doing the thing. So it's
Speaker 1: again this the fact that this person, who this bigheaded
Speaker 1: man who otherwise seems like just an alien, that a
Speaker 1: dude name a lot be honorable, alive, made up is
Speaker 1: it now feels like, Okay, well maybe he did exist.
Speaker 1: Maybe he wasn't all y'all said he was, but he
Speaker 1: wasn't a completely fictional character. You will, yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 1: that and that's another interesting part to get into is
Speaker 1: because a lot of the reason why it would be
Speaker 1: easy to say, yeah, I could see that is because
Speaker 1: we all know, you know, with minimal research into the Bible,
Speaker 1: there's multiple versions of the Bible. There's books of the
Speaker 1: Bible that have been removed, the Apocrypha or the Dead
Speaker 1: Sea scrolls. We know how much just scripture that still
Speaker 1: exists today has been manipulated to justify uh, slavery or imperialism,
Speaker 1: or homophobia or number of things. So when you see, like, okay,
Speaker 1: Jacob was in the Bible, it says he was grafting sheep,
Speaker 1: but maybe it was just you know, maybe some nigga
Speaker 1: was going through the Bible like a few hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let me just change that to
Speaker 1: let me change that part. I'm gonna go cross that outro.
Speaker 1: But with sheep. Nobody here, Hey, does anybody care if
Speaker 1: we uh, if we do some weird ships and some sheep? No, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're okay, We're gonna go with sheep for eight hundred Alex.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's already there's such a distrust in the
Speaker 1: Bible that yeah, like sorry, like you know, people are
Speaker 1: gonna be like, yeah, I'll take whatever all time to
Speaker 1: do to that ship. Yes, And so this really takes
Speaker 1: me to the ultimate discovery that I felt like I
Speaker 1: was having in this And I'd love to hear your
Speaker 1: thoughts on it is. I do think that a lot
Speaker 1: of this ship is silly and crazy, and you know,
Speaker 1: RELI gen is grounded and a lot of funny things
Speaker 1: like we were saying, but it does ultimately come down
Speaker 1: to whether or not you agree with white people's science
Speaker 1: or nation of Islam science. That's it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, that's all this is. It's like who
Speaker 1: did you buy into? Most did you buy into, like
Speaker 1: the white argument that white people existed almost as soon
Speaker 1: as black people did, Black people just came a little
Speaker 1: bit before. Or do you argue, you know that maybe
Speaker 1: this genetic mutation was intentional by a dude named yeah Coop,
Speaker 1: a big as head. Yeah. And I mean there's listen,
Speaker 1: the burden of anthropological evidence of the origin of whiteness.
Speaker 1: It's not on anyone except for white people. Like and
Speaker 1: I love and I'm talking about like I love history.
Speaker 1: I love reading about like everything from the Fertile Crescent
Speaker 1: un til now, Like I love it. But and everything
Speaker 1: you read there's still a lot of holes. And you know,
Speaker 1: the origins of a lot of things, a lot of
Speaker 1: things where we come from, just as humans. It's still
Speaker 1: argued about where hominids really came from. Where we Uh,
Speaker 1: there's aquatic eight theory that says that we were swimming
Speaker 1: up right there's the theory that we were standing up
Speaker 1: in these large savannahs and Africa and we had to
Speaker 1: stand up to hunt. There's all these different theories, but
Speaker 1: nobody really knows, and nobody definitely knows where whiteness actually
Speaker 1: comes from. They could say it's a mutation with vitamin
Speaker 1: D or all these things, but saying that for such
Speaker 1: a large region of earth, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: to be and we and we can't account for every year, right,
Speaker 1: you can't account for Okay, the general argument the soup
Speaker 1: that we crawl out of. We eventually become like these
Speaker 1: people that stand upright as we crawl further and further
Speaker 1: from the origin source. Right, that all fine, But you're
Speaker 1: not telling me every step of that crawl. You're just
Speaker 1: telling me that a thing crawls and then it eventually
Speaker 1: stands up, and then it eventually lose some of its
Speaker 1: hair and it becomes man. But I because you can't
Speaker 1: account for all of those steps, it's wild for you
Speaker 1: to be like, Nope, that's the only possibility. There's nothing
Speaker 1: else in between. This which is a big problem with
Speaker 1: anthropology and it has been still it still is a
Speaker 1: huge problem today that uh, you know, during the nineteen sixties,
Speaker 1: we were just coming to a point. Uh. There was
Speaker 1: a big I read about this. Uh it was an
Speaker 1: anthropology like meet up. I don't know what they do there.
Speaker 1: If they like trade bones and shil I don't know
Speaker 1: what need to do an anthropology meet up. You got
Speaker 1: turtle bones, but okay, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're tasting them. I don't know if there's no
Speaker 1: reason that tasting they want to taste them anthropology. I
Speaker 1: imagine if I was an anthropologist when I when I
Speaker 1: dig up some bones or some artifacts, I would dip
Speaker 1: my pinky in it and taste it and go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that good. That's good, that's that good. Is
Speaker 1: But a person at this anthropology whatever you know, kind
Speaker 1: of talked about the fertile crescent and basically the misinformation
Speaker 1: that you know, uh stems from you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of different things. But there's this this this narrative were
Speaker 1: caught up in that human beings were hunter gatherers. We
Speaker 1: were all just we were all we were all hunter gatherers,
Speaker 1: and then one day we all got a notification to
Speaker 1: stop doing that and move on to agriculture and be
Speaker 1: civilized human beings and make an alphabet and right, you know,
Speaker 1: and start you know, figuring out how to get the plumber.
Speaker 1: It's like, but but again, that's such there's so much
Speaker 1: space in between this. It's like, Okay, we were hunter
Speaker 1: gatherers and then suddenly we started beat boxing, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: something had to happen in between a little bit of
Speaker 1: the truth is that there's, yeah, there were multiple massive
Speaker 1: variation of groups and at some point, you know, different
Speaker 1: speech seeds of human being from Neanderthal to chro magnan
Speaker 1: to all these different we all we come from a
Speaker 1: very wide range of hammed it or bipedal apes. You know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't just one bipedal ape. There was a bunch
Speaker 1: of them running around with different shaped skulls and that
Speaker 1: sounds really scary. But some of them were hunter gatherers,
Speaker 1: and some of them did because of the way they
Speaker 1: had to interact with their environment. They did have to
Speaker 1: sit down and do agriculture, do different things. But the
Speaker 1: trick that nobody wants to talk about is that like
Speaker 1: that there was kind of a need for one group
Speaker 1: to be dominating over everyone because they need they need
Speaker 1: the most space. They need the most territory. They have
Speaker 1: a dogma attacks, they have a mythology attack, and so
Speaker 1: that that, ultimately, I think takes me to what I
Speaker 1: felt like I got out of this is that I understand,
Speaker 1: I fully recognize the absurdity in all of these arguments,
Speaker 1: right of like adding this sort of like weird you're
Speaker 1: you're putting cartoon characters in the middle of science. I
Speaker 1: get that. But what's I think undeniable in all of
Speaker 1: this is that essentially it's white people not inventing themselves physically,
Speaker 1: but inventing themselves as an identity. It's white people. Basically
Speaker 1: we are genetically identical, but based on most science, right
Speaker 1: there is no difference between white and black people, and
Speaker 1: so it's white people figuring out a way to plant
Speaker 1: themselves as a more dominant race in the way that
Speaker 1: we understand the world. So, no, I don't believe that
Speaker 1: like some dude crossbred you and created you from me.
Speaker 1: But I do believe that you all want to be
Speaker 1: elevated as a a separate being, and therefore the arguments
Speaker 1: that you are somehow special, it's one a white fabrication.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely something y'all just made up, right, right, And
Speaker 1: it's like it would be uh completely irresponsible for anybody
Speaker 1: to say that domination or or exploitation or extraction or
Speaker 1: conquest is a is an exclusively white thing. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's an exclusively human thing. We all do it from
Speaker 1: you know, from Genghis Khan to uh, you know our
Speaker 1: guy Mansa Musa, the one of the richest black people
Speaker 1: in the world. You had to get that length. You
Speaker 1: have to conquer, you have somebody has to lay down,
Speaker 1: somebody has to be exploited. Um, we just had different
Speaker 1: ways of going about it. But yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: that is a very important thing to know, is that
Speaker 1: like even predating the actual invention of the term white
Speaker 1: being you know on like stamp like you come into
Speaker 1: Ellis Island and then stamping white. There was a scientist
Speaker 1: I think he was German. He's the guy who basically
Speaker 1: coined the term of Caucasian because there were people in
Speaker 1: I forget what what area they were in Europe, but
Speaker 1: he basically was like, damn, these are like this is
Speaker 1: top shell, like the Patricia Hilo top selves white woman right,
Speaker 1: like the way her head is shape. This bitch got
Speaker 1: something going on. But he saw that and was like,
Speaker 1: and even he was like, yeah, I think we're all
Speaker 1: the same, but he still was like they are the best.
Speaker 1: This is the peak. And his influence was, you know,
Speaker 1: able to move into ariean science and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But um, and that was the thing that even the
Speaker 1: people that he first identified as Caucasian, he acknowledged weren't
Speaker 1: even all white, Like there were a fair amount of
Speaker 1: darker skinned people in that mix. It just was advantageous
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, I can eliminate a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who don't fall into this category, and then I
Speaker 1: can hand select the more agreeable or sort of likable
Speaker 1: ones all of them. What scarier than you know, the
Speaker 1: idea of a fantasy story like yeah, cube or or
Speaker 1: anything or aliens. What's actually scarier and more intimidating and
Speaker 1: harder to fix is where that idea of of white
Speaker 1: jeans being you know, the top, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that idea going so far back into history.
Speaker 1: Is that's the thing that we have to sit down
Speaker 1: and then die and and question and completely like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's that's the greatest roster of all time. The
Speaker 1: dude was like, y'all, niggas are ugly and you're broke
Speaker 1: and yeah, and you ain't ship, and everybody was like, damn,
Speaker 1: that's motherfucker's funny. I don't know how you got us,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna spread this like wildfire for centuries. Generations
Speaker 1: will believe exactly how funny this dude is. Right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's wilder than than y'allkop is that like some
Speaker 1: like just one dude was just like yeah, this one,
Speaker 1: I like this one. This is the best. And everybody
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, all right, yeah, well he's right,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna take We're gonna take one more
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back with more Zach Fox and more,
Speaker 1: my mama told me, And we are that anyway. We're
Speaker 1: back here with more Zach Fox more. My mama told me.
Speaker 1: We're still talking about y'all Kobe and his tricknology and
Speaker 1: how trick Daddy really should be ashamed of himself treating
Speaker 1: with knowledge changing biology. I got right about anything you should.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, you got the skills for this
Speaker 1: changing biology. Take the white gane. I'm gonna put it
Speaker 1: inside of me. If my baby come out black, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill it. He gives up on the rap. He
Speaker 1: just start saying evil ship. That doesn't rhyme, Shut the
Speaker 1: funk up, Shut the funk up, that science motherfucker's knowledge.
Speaker 1: All right, I want to play a game. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play a game. And uh, this game I've titled Facebook
Speaker 1: You Acting Up? This is what Facebook Live is for.
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up? Yeah, Facebook you acting up. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read you some quotes that were posted recently on
Speaker 1: my Facebook feed, and I just want us to unpack
Speaker 1: them together. These are are supposed conspiracy theories, arguments that
Speaker 1: people are making about the potentials dangers that are happening
Speaker 1: in the world. So the first one, it goes like this,
Speaker 1: The vagina produces a coming in hot vagina produces a
Speaker 1: chemical fluid known as copulen that has actual mind control
Speaker 1: effects on a male's brain. If a man is exposed
Speaker 1: to a woman's copulence over time, she will be able
Speaker 1: to change, remove or insert memories. Tell the mail what
Speaker 1: he sees, hears, feels, smells, taste, Insert subconscious thoughts that
Speaker 1: will surface as his own ideas or behaviors later. Plant
Speaker 1: trigger words or actions that can cause thoughts, actions, or
Speaker 1: sensations in the mild mail. At later dates, the melanated
Speaker 1: woman copulence have multi functions and are capable of doing
Speaker 1: other things. That's where it ends. As they do other things.
Speaker 1: It's like a cliffhanger, which I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: which part of that is a conspiracy. Brother, All I'm
Speaker 1: here in is facta Listen, how spill that c O
Speaker 1: p U l I c op u l I N
Speaker 1: Let me write now, I'm sure I'm not pronouncing it correctly.
Speaker 1: I did look it up. I looked up copulence, and
Speaker 1: apparently they are a real thing. It's basically like a
Speaker 1: word referring to fair moment. But there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of information about them inserting memories into your mind that
Speaker 1: didn't exist before. I buy it. Buy it. Well, there's
Speaker 1: a spiritual like theory that the male, like male sperm
Speaker 1: can also do that to women. Uh that like you know,
Speaker 1: that nut has like a bunch of stuff encoded into it,
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, matrix nuts, that nut with all
Speaker 1: them ones and yeah, I feel like we're all a
Speaker 1: bunch of ones and zeros. And I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: buy it that copulen could probably make you do some
Speaker 1: weird some weird of things. There's crazy stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm gonna say this like it's fat,
Speaker 1: but it might not be. But hold on, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: This is exciting, you know, saying like it's like it's
Speaker 1: fat cats. Okay, there is a parasite that lives in
Speaker 1: cat poop that uh, it's also airborne. It's a parasite
Speaker 1: and if it gets inside of you, it can actually
Speaker 1: influence you to want to get more cats. Whoa, So
Speaker 1: it's like cat copulent. It's cat copy cats that they're
Speaker 1: creating this parasite so that more cats come into your home,
Speaker 1: which explains cat ladies. Yeah, ship, oh ship, Yeah. Hold on,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, motherfucking books complete. God damn, that's that
Speaker 1: blows my mind, the possibility because my okay, listen, this
Speaker 1: gets into an in got copulent, and women definitely have copulent,
Speaker 1: they definitely. So Yeah, when I was a kid, my
Speaker 1: mom had nine cats, and I always thought it was
Speaker 1: because our main cat, Jordan's, just was a busy body,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, she was out in the streets.
Speaker 1: But now I'm starting to think that maybe Jordan was
Speaker 1: intentionally planting copulent in her ship to make it so
Speaker 1: that these other cats eventually showed up looking up looking
Speaker 1: at up cat cat looking at up cat poop parasite.
Speaker 1: It is that cat copulent. I love this. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read you one more of Facebook you acting up examples.
Speaker 1: This one comes from a dear friend, Tehran. Do you
Speaker 1: know tey Ran? Yeah, yeah, he's hilarious comedian, wears a
Speaker 1: robe everywhere, and that's a conspiracy theory in and of itself.
Speaker 1: But recently he posted I'm not a fan of conspiracy theory,
Speaker 1: but I must say the fact that rich ass neighborhoods
Speaker 1: always have the worst cell phone reception while the hood
Speaker 1: always has the greatest service gives some treadens to cell
Speaker 1: towers and five G causing cancer and death. The Hills
Speaker 1: no service, bel air ship service, Malibu forget about it,
Speaker 1: nine O two one oh hell no versus Compton perfect service.
Speaker 1: This this fits perfectly into my horror movie that I'm
Speaker 1: right in the Hills have wife siyes. It's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of people with radiated faces, but dope ask cell phones.
Speaker 1: I love that. Uh Okay, So he's saying, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: five G five G might be real because the hood
Speaker 1: has very good cell phone service, And why would they
Speaker 1: give the hood amazing cellphone service unless there was a catch,
Speaker 1: unless they're trying to murder black and brown people by
Speaker 1: giving them like radiation directly to the head, right right, right, which,
Speaker 1: which okay, crazy, let's follow this train for a second.
Speaker 1: I think there is legitimacy to cell phones being bad
Speaker 1: for us, right, that's not a new theory that's been
Speaker 1: proven that there there is radiation and cell phones they're
Speaker 1: not good for you. You probably shouldn't just be slamming
Speaker 1: them next to your face as often as we did
Speaker 1: at certainly, Yeah, I I've been meaning to talk to
Speaker 1: you about that. Please stop doing that. But I don't
Speaker 1: know that there's enough evidence to support the idea that
Speaker 1: Englewood is just getting that much more cell reception than
Speaker 1: bell Air, you know what I mean? Yeah? Like, is
Speaker 1: it that much better? Like I wanna send a text
Speaker 1: from both places and see like or just like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like is it I don't know? Do all
Speaker 1: hoods have really good cell phone service like that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a pretty sweeping statement. If I
Speaker 1: go to the West Side of Chicago, am I truly
Speaker 1: about to get better self service than I do, and
Speaker 1: fucking Bucktown or downtown, Like, what do you how do
Speaker 1: you prove that the cell service is not comparable in
Speaker 1: all these places rather than just being a man with
Speaker 1: opinions in a rope? Right, well, yeah, you can't say
Speaker 1: anything to a man with the rope because he's just
Speaker 1: gonna say you bought the white man slide, you drank
Speaker 1: the kool aid, and that's why you're gonna get your
Speaker 1: face melted off. Right, yeah, look at you, you sell out,
Speaker 1: you over your believing the white man's words, the white
Speaker 1: man's WiFi. You an you can't even get on the
Speaker 1: black Internet because you over here bought in on the
Speaker 1: white man's WiFi. Like all right, well, I guess, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm wrong. I don't know. I'm I'm excited to
Speaker 1: see how the five G thing plays out. Like I
Speaker 1: don't know any talk about like humans becoming mutants or
Speaker 1: you know, getting any kind of like special ability or
Speaker 1: anything there. I don't care about the lost or comfortability. Uh.
Speaker 1: I just want to see somebody with a big I'm
Speaker 1: trying to trying to see these mutants maybe, right, I
Speaker 1: love that a mutant anything just Newton fill in the blank,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fun mutant like any Newton strip club. Cool,
Speaker 1: I'm there. Okay, right, this is Diamond and she got
Speaker 1: five asses with the five asses, and guess what, all
Speaker 1: those asses don't do the same thing. Some of them
Speaker 1: got some different powers you ain't never even heard of, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got diamond, Yeah exactly, let me look at that diamond. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we did it. I think we nailed this
Speaker 1: episode what we did, but I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't suggest that you change your address, and uh,
Speaker 1: we gotta We're gonna have to rethink some of our choices.
Speaker 1: But this was an exciting time. Can you tell all
Speaker 1: the people zac where they can find you and what
Speaker 1: to look out for? And yeah, I'm on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Zack Fox for now. I'm on Instagram at Zack Fox
Speaker 1: for now. Be on the lookout for some projects that
Speaker 1: I can't talk about until they are ready to be
Speaker 1: spoken about. But be on Twitch sometimes too, And I
Speaker 1: got music coming out that's dope and one of my
Speaker 1: absolute favorite people to follow, so funny and everything he does.
Speaker 1: One more time, ladies and gentlemen, for Zack Fox. And
Speaker 1: this has been my mama told me you can follow
Speaker 1: me at Linkston Kerman on all of them platforms. I
Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere, I ain't got nothing better to do.
Speaker 1: And uh but I will be getting a tattoo. I
Speaker 1: want the one that you had with the full body profile.
Speaker 1: I want the whole one that looks like a diagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah uh where it's like that that Da Vinci diagram
Speaker 1: of yakoo. But yeah, they're gonna be like, Zack, what's
Speaker 1: your tramp stamp. I'll be like, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: tell you about it down. I got to explain some stuff,
Speaker 1: all right. This has been another episode of my Mama
Speaker 1: told me bye by y'alls in your racists money stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me