Speaker 1: From my arm Radio, Common Enemy and Tender with TV
Speaker 1: It's the Hay Pal Podcast, Pal, Hey Pal with Jared
Speaker 1: and hell it's it's I never ever thought I would
Speaker 1: say this. What are you gonna say? But it's good
Speaker 1: to see you again. Wow. He never thought I'd say that, tug,
Speaker 1: even in though it's quarantine latug not necessary, not necessarily,
Speaker 1: but uh, you're back. I am. I am back. And
Speaker 1: that's why I was so somber with my Hay because
Speaker 1: I understand. I know I didn't get to I understand.
Speaker 1: And you missed. You missed a show must go on.
Speaker 1: The show must go on, and you missed a big one. Uh,
Speaker 1: we had and just an incredible episode with the great,
Speaker 1: lovely talented Tiffany Hattish. It was awesome. And you were
Speaker 1: in Vegas playing you know, you were in a hard championship. Huh.
Speaker 1: All the listeners out there that stuck playing, you know,
Speaker 1: I was not playing. Although that sounds pretty fun, Should
Speaker 1: we play you know later? I mean I think we
Speaker 1: should maybe just create an un championship. Championship would be
Speaker 1: kind of funny. Um. No, I was playing poker and
Speaker 1: I didn't think you know it was gonna last two
Speaker 1: days I was playing for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: which he did not win. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's it would have been great if I got close. Dave,
Speaker 1: can you give me some props? You got close, but
Speaker 1: I asked you to push push the I had to
Speaker 1: respect the talent. Schedule of the show must go on,
Speaker 1: and I can't ask the talent. Kyle and I were
Speaker 1: put in a position because it's a show about pals.
Speaker 1: We needed a pal. So because by the way the world,
Speaker 1: the part that pisses me off the most, the way
Speaker 1: the world is, and because of COVID, and because you know,
Speaker 1: of all these things, we I mean, I can I
Speaker 1: can almost even tell the story. But we had to
Speaker 1: go to Craigslist, not for what you typically go for
Speaker 1: Craig's List for, which is companionship. We Kyle and I
Speaker 1: had to go to Craigslist and we found a young padawan,
Speaker 1: which is a young trainee who's also named Jared you
Speaker 1: correct spelling r D an assistant for us that wasn't
Speaker 1: named Jared. I mean, it just adds to the beauty
Speaker 1: of the situation or the but you know, we found
Speaker 1: this curly hair Kenny G. Looking, you know sweet. So
Speaker 1: now we gotta now, Kyle, now we gotta put a
Speaker 1: picture up of of Jared, somehow sweet soul of the
Speaker 1: human being named Jared Hernandez. And uh he did the
Speaker 1: interview with me and and this is the interview and
Speaker 1: I'm excited and I think you will enjoy it. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks Dave. I don't care if I enjoy it. I
Speaker 1: hope the listeners enjoy it. Yes, thank you. Thank you
Speaker 1: to Tiffany Hattis for putting up with the second best
Speaker 1: Jared that's in this kle. Here we go. I am
Speaker 1: so excited because one of my favorite, literally one of
Speaker 1: my favorite people on the planet, one of the most genuine, sincere,
Speaker 1: real people in this fucked up city, is our guest today.
Speaker 1: I consider her family. She goes by the name of
Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish, and today has been quite an adventure. In
Speaker 1: all seriousness, I literally just got wheeled out of the
Speaker 1: hospital a couple of hours ago. If you can pull
Speaker 1: my jersey up, you can see, Uh, I have what's
Speaker 1: called a pick where they put my I V. S in.
Speaker 1: So I'm not making this up. This is all legit.
Speaker 1: And on top of it, I found out that my
Speaker 1: co host Jared eins M got stuck in Las Vegas
Speaker 1: playing in a poker tournament. So today was the first
Speaker 1: day that I met um, our social media coordinator that
Speaker 1: we literally found on Craigslist whose name is also Jared,
Speaker 1: but spelled the correct way, but spell the correct way
Speaker 1: in his opinion, and uh, he actually picked me up
Speaker 1: today ran an errand with me, so I literally just
Speaker 1: met him a couple hours ago. Hand to God. So
Speaker 1: I don't know his hosting abilities, he doesn't know mine,
Speaker 1: but I needed Jared and I got one. So, hey, pal,
Speaker 1: how are you Jared? I've been I'm pretty good. How
Speaker 1: are you doing? You're doing a lot better than me. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a chance that I might pass out in the
Speaker 1: middle of this. You guys call nine one one, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you have my mom's number, or I might have to
Speaker 1: rush off to uh take care of my bowel movements.
Speaker 1: So all right, Tiffany, she ready, We're gonna have fun.
Speaker 1: It is like a punked podcast episode. Listen. First of all,
Speaker 1: she definitely ready, always ready. And now I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to jump in a car drive all the
Speaker 1: way to fucking wherever the hell you at. We don't
Speaker 1: know if that jerik guy is a fucking murderer. What
Speaker 1: you just Tiffany, goodness, it is true. And by the
Speaker 1: look look he's got, he's got the murderer flannel. He
Speaker 1: says he's a poker. Tourn to me. We don't know
Speaker 1: where the this dull could be. Single white male like
Speaker 1: single white female type sheet. Been watching you in your pouls, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm gonna send this Craigslist thing out. Maybe
Speaker 1: this he might Punchy'll pull y'all, I do, bro, he
Speaker 1: might try to punch you. I'm concerned, Tiffany. My my
Speaker 1: girlfriend coming here today, his first day on the job.
Speaker 1: We get to me, Tiffany, I know it's insane. It's insane.
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting that this morning when I woke up.
Speaker 1: Only thing that is supposed to happen off the craigslist
Speaker 1: is happy And this is Tiffany dreams come true. This
Speaker 1: is happening right now. You're watching it happen. But no,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, my girlfriend today coming to the studio and
Speaker 1: then going to your house. He made me text the
Speaker 1: addresses to her so just in case they were creepy
Speaker 1: and to kidnap me. So I'm not I'm the victim.
Speaker 1: You know in all of this you text her to
Speaker 1: addresses so she could come in. Rob she's too smart,
Speaker 1: get the strange the strap. I'm gonna say, my cousin,
Speaker 1: nobody up for security. I appreciate it. And she all
Speaker 1: ri and she a r and too, So that's perfectly
Speaker 1: who ask it? Change I VS? And UH do the
Speaker 1: urethrough thing, the cap captinist so she could put so
Speaker 1: many your dick for you. All of that. Well, I
Speaker 1: just want to get through this, so I'm using what
Speaker 1: little strength I have. This might be my last podcast too,
Speaker 1: so this will see my first time. Now you'll do
Speaker 1: many more podcasts, don't you say that? I know you'll
Speaker 1: be praying for me. I know I'm here praying for
Speaker 1: you right now. All right, my night, word for word.
Speaker 1: All right, So Tiff on our podcast, what we like
Speaker 1: to do is we like to talk about sports, and
Speaker 1: we like to talk about entertainment and kind of hybrid
Speaker 1: the two worlds. So we ask athlete entertainment questions. We
Speaker 1: ask entertainers athlete questions. So you have a really really
Speaker 1: interesting history because you're sort of a legend in your
Speaker 1: community that you grew up because you weren't exactly your
Speaker 1: typical athlete. But you were involved in athletics, So can
Speaker 1: you tell us a little bit about that. I was
Speaker 1: a high school mascot. Yeah, so I'm going to add games.
Speaker 1: I keep the people hype, you know, get the players hype.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm about bringing, you know, positive energy. I produced
Speaker 1: fantastic energy for everyone to have a good time and
Speaker 1: for for my team to win. What what what was
Speaker 1: the mascot? I was a conquistadore. I was a Spanish soldier,
Speaker 1: and I was the only talking mascot at all the valley.
Speaker 1: I went to El Camino Real High School and Willie Hills, California,
Speaker 1: and the majority of the guys that played on my
Speaker 1: football team went into the pros. Yeah, El Camino was
Speaker 1: was a good school, and that's maybe because of all
Speaker 1: your hype. That's probably why it definitely was. And it
Speaker 1: was from me always clown and they asked if they
Speaker 1: didn't do good either, I'd be like, get y'all, n yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd embarrassed them. So now and your high school is
Speaker 1: there like a glass case with your like conquistador uniform
Speaker 1: and you know, uh, this is where Tiffany hattsh once
Speaker 1: walked is that happened yet. No, but there is. When
Speaker 1: I the year I graduated, in the nineteen hundred, they
Speaker 1: put a plaque on the wall. There's a plaque on
Speaker 1: the wall that says, Tiffany Hattish, we left you number
Speaker 1: one mascot nine ninety blah blah blah and nineties blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. I love it. I love it all right now.
Speaker 1: As soon as you walk into the school, if you
Speaker 1: look to your left, you'll see it. It's big. I
Speaker 1: love it. I should be so now if you could
Speaker 1: have isn't is an actor and a comedie, And you
Speaker 1: know actors and comedians are competitive, and especially doing stand
Speaker 1: up comedy, it's similar to competing is as an athlete,
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta get hyped up, you gotta walk
Speaker 1: out on that stage. You gotta kill it. So how
Speaker 1: do can you compare the two feelings, you know, going
Speaker 1: out on a stand up stage and being out on
Speaker 1: a field. I don't think there's any comparison personally, No,
Speaker 1: I mean both of them. You have to train, you
Speaker 1: have to be good at it, right. But when you
Speaker 1: are an athlete in uh like football or soccer or
Speaker 1: anything like that, you have a team that you can
Speaker 1: depend on when you're When you're doing stand up, you're
Speaker 1: like by yourself. I would compare it to track and field.
Speaker 1: I ran track and field, went to city and high jump.
Speaker 1: I high jumped six feet and I'm only five six.
Speaker 1: I also went to city and shot put. I could
Speaker 1: throw a heavy ball a long way. So watch your back, Jerry,
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere, hey p after a work from our sponsors. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Like I was saying, Uh, her and her cousin don't
Speaker 1: come from me. I can't can I can't protect myself.
Speaker 1: Her cousin's already on the way. He already got the
Speaker 1: text we're gonna mess around. Yeah, I already seen certain text.
Speaker 1: We're gonna mess around and press your hair. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get all them curls up. Anyways, I ain't compared to
Speaker 1: track and field because in track and field, you know
Speaker 1: you are running. It's kind of an individual thing unless
Speaker 1: you're gonna relay, and still it's kind of individual till
Speaker 1: you get to your teammate, right, And the same thing
Speaker 1: with stand up, like it's kind of like a relay race.
Speaker 1: When you have multiple comics on the show, everyone needs
Speaker 1: to do good and the anchor, the headliner needs to
Speaker 1: fucking bring it right. Um, and so you gotta train,
Speaker 1: you gotta be strong. Uh, there's a lot of adrenaline
Speaker 1: pumping before you get on the stage, A lot of
Speaker 1: adrenaline pumping before you rude. Um, you do want to
Speaker 1: hear the cheer of the crowd in both situations, and
Speaker 1: I sweat a lot in above the situation. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Now do you remember, in particular, as you were coming
Speaker 1: up the ranks, have you ever really flopped on the
Speaker 1: on the stand up stage? Give me one anyone that
Speaker 1: affected you the most. Uh, Well, it didn't really affect
Speaker 1: me that much, but I definitely made fun of it. Um.
Speaker 1: None of my flops really affect me. They just make
Speaker 1: me wanna make rearrangements on how I you know, um
Speaker 1: maneuver on stage, or what I do before I go
Speaker 1: on stage or the night before make sure I'm more arrested.
Speaker 1: But New Year's Eve, remember that, I remember seeing some
Speaker 1: stuff about that. Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing everybody
Speaker 1: talked about for the first week of the New year,
Speaker 1: Like what he s happened? I remember texting I remember
Speaker 1: texting you about twelve eighteen and saying I love you,
Speaker 1: keep your head up, I do remember that, Like I'm
Speaker 1: the only person is this the only bad thing that happened?
Speaker 1: All in? Like, this is bullshit. I took it, I flifted,
Speaker 1: I put it in my comedy special, and I ended
Speaker 1: up getting nominated for in Me. So yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a girl, got a girl? All right? What they say?
Speaker 1: Why do they say I'm not funny? My colleagues think so. Alright,
Speaker 1: So we like to do a little um kind of
Speaker 1: seating like the n c A basketball tournament. So Jared's
Speaker 1: gonna read off a couple of seating rounds and I
Speaker 1: want you to pick between the two choices. A right,
Speaker 1: So we're doing comedy movies. So we got seed number one.
Speaker 1: Option number one is dumb and dumber and versus bow finger.
Speaker 1: So who moves on between those two? Dumb and dummer,
Speaker 1: dumb and dumber. Yeah, that's what I would have packed.
Speaker 1: Let's do one more, alright, Seed number two something about
Speaker 1: Mary or bridesmaids. Bridesmaids. All right, nice, So we have
Speaker 1: bridesmaids moving on, bridesmaids and dumb and dumber moving number.
Speaker 1: Do you want to write that down? Since your first day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: first and less? Yeah, all right, we'll come back to
Speaker 1: the other side. You kind of liked him. He's he's
Speaker 1: growing on me, guys. He's growing. He's doing good. He's
Speaker 1: doing good. I'm proud of him. I'm holding it together.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of this stranger that I don't that I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I like his jaw line. I like
Speaker 1: his jaw line. He has a very trustworthy jaw line.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny when he smiles? What's funny when
Speaker 1: he smiles? When smile smile? There you go. But it's
Speaker 1: it's the dimp side thing. Well, here's the funny thing.
Speaker 1: So he recently, a couple of months ago, he had
Speaker 1: this hair down to probably here and right around the
Speaker 1: same time. It is probably when you shaved your head,
Speaker 1: right before quarantine. So I said, my head of July, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah. I think mine was like March. But I
Speaker 1: had it. I grew it out for like five years
Speaker 1: and it was like down to my like, So he
Speaker 1: had that, and where's the hair? Did you sell it? Like?
Speaker 1: Where is it? Okay? So I wanted to sell it
Speaker 1: because I would buy that, I know, but they cut
Speaker 1: it off. But because I wanted a little length up top,
Speaker 1: they ended up I just had like a little tiny
Speaker 1: like pump pump, so you couldn't really do anything with it.
Speaker 1: But I did keep it. No, that was a bundle.
Speaker 1: That's what you call a bundle. And I bet you
Speaker 1: was sellable. How many inches is it? It was? It
Speaker 1: was like five or six. Yeah, But honestly, I looked
Speaker 1: at so many websites and it felt like. I called
Speaker 1: hair places. I'm like, do you buy hair? And they're like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Like, we don't buy hair,
Speaker 1: and but it says on their website. Should have put
Speaker 1: it you should have put it on craigslist. I know
Speaker 1: good things happen on craigslist apparently. I mean, look at
Speaker 1: look at where you are now. I know never what
Speaker 1: I thought. A matter of fact, send a picture of
Speaker 1: the hair today day for afforded to me. I might
Speaker 1: buy it now. I'm not gonna play a whole lot
Speaker 1: of money for it because I don't know where you're
Speaker 1: being technique. I take care of these I take care
Speaker 1: I take care of these luscious cards. I will send
Speaker 1: you a photo. You're gonna laugh your ass off because
Speaker 1: he had a Kenny g thing going. Now. You are
Speaker 1: a fan of athletes, you're a fan of sports. I
Speaker 1: know you go to a lot of big uh sporting
Speaker 1: events like I do. I want you because of your
Speaker 1: shaved head. I want you to give me your your
Speaker 1: NBA team, your top five NBA shaved heads. Who are
Speaker 1: your top five? So you got your your point guard,
Speaker 1: your shooting guard, your center, and your two forwards? Magic
Speaker 1: Just then Michael Jordan's uh sequilonia uh uh Now he
Speaker 1: just grew his hair back? Who's that? Can Lebron be
Speaker 1: on the team because he's as as a person's friend
Speaker 1: is a good person. Why has no one told Lebron
Speaker 1: like what what is going on? Like? What is Why
Speaker 1: is his family not stepped up? Why has there not
Speaker 1: been like a Laker intervention, like the man's the greatest
Speaker 1: player on the planet. How do they allow that to happen?
Speaker 1: You know people that told him many times he reads
Speaker 1: supposed he sees his stuff. He knows it. He's just
Speaker 1: trying to hold on. I can make a little concoction
Speaker 1: for him and grow that back hand for him, and
Speaker 1: you make some Monista and some coconut oil together and boom,
Speaker 1: that ship will grow back. But he don't. He wakes.
Speaker 1: He probably thinks, I mean, but it's gonna be gone.
Speaker 1: So so he's gonna be on my team too, and
Speaker 1: then um and then who else Larry No, Larry Bird?
Speaker 1: Uh karee. Okay, that is a solid team. And I
Speaker 1: just had an idea. If you do end up buying
Speaker 1: Jared's hair, maybe we can present it to Lebron. We
Speaker 1: can fil we can fill that little area, rink it
Speaker 1: in with some superglue. You can do your thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's any extra he can give it to unbievable. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's move on back to our seating. All right, alright,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna see three. Yeah, alright, So seed number
Speaker 1: three is along came Pauli versus Coming to America, Coming
Speaker 1: to America. Yeah, yeah, no chance, no chance. Alright. Seed
Speaker 1: number four is Tropic Thunder versus a spender a pet detective. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one. I would make you scratch your head. Now.
Speaker 1: There was both very talented actors in both movies. Uh,
Speaker 1: we already got you, already got one of them in
Speaker 1: the other seed. Uh. But I mean, damn, he was
Speaker 1: so good as the black Man, and he was er
Speaker 1: er I walked in that movie about five minutes later
Speaker 1: was like when yeah, and I was like, when is
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Jr. Gonna show up? What is he gonna
Speaker 1: show up? And not At the end of the movie
Speaker 1: that I I was like, it was amazing that the
Speaker 1: best white black man I life. It was amazing and
Speaker 1: I was very entertained. But a spin to a pet detective,
Speaker 1: I mean, Jim Carrey killed it. I laughed all throughout.
Speaker 1: It inspired me to be a comedian, and so I
Speaker 1: must go with the damn tropic ever had the booty
Speaker 1: sweaty sweat All right, we're gonna go with a Spentura.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go with a Spentura. Um. Yeah. And that's
Speaker 1: amazing because when that happened, Literally at the premiere of
Speaker 1: that movie, Jamie Fox always told me he went up
Speaker 1: to Jim Carrey and he basically said goodbye to him
Speaker 1: because he knew that after that movie came out, he
Speaker 1: was going to be in a different stratosphere because of
Speaker 1: how incredible that part was, and you know it was.
Speaker 1: It was truly incredible in the fact that he pretty
Speaker 1: much came up with all of that himself. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just it's remarkable, absolutely amazing. Hey Pal Part two
Speaker 1: with special guest Tiffany Hattish drops on Thursday. A Pal
Speaker 1: is a production of I Heart Radio, Common Enemy and
Speaker 1: tender Foot TV, hosted by Jared Einson and Dave Osco.
Speaker 1: Producer is Kyle Tequila. Executive producer for I Heart Radio
Speaker 1: is Shaun Taitone. Executive producers for tender Foot TV are
Speaker 1: Donald Albright, Payne Winds. Catch new episodes of Hey Pal
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