WEBVTT - SHE READY! Tiffany Haddish is here!! - Part 1

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<v Speaker 1>From my arm Radio, Common Enemy and Tender with TV

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Hay Pal Podcast, Pal, Hey Pal with Jared

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<v Speaker 1>and hell it's it's I never ever thought I would

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<v Speaker 1>say this. What are you gonna say? But it's good

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again. Wow. He never thought I'd say that, tug,

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<v Speaker 1>even in though it's quarantine latug not necessary, not necessarily,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, you're back. I am. I am back. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I was so somber with my Hay because

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. I know I didn't get to I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And you missed. You missed a show must go on.

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<v Speaker 1>The show must go on, and you missed a big one. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we had and just an incredible episode with the great,

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<v Speaker 1>lovely talented Tiffany Hattish. It was awesome. And you were

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas playing you know, you were in a hard championship. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>All the listeners out there that stuck playing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was not playing. Although that sounds pretty fun, Should

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<v Speaker 1>we play you know later? I mean I think we

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<v Speaker 1>should maybe just create an un championship. Championship would be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of funny. Um. No, I was playing poker and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you know it was gonna last two

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<v Speaker 1>days I was playing for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>which he did not win. That's a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it would have been great if I got close. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>can you give me some props? You got close, but

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<v Speaker 1>I asked you to push push the I had to

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<v Speaker 1>respect the talent. Schedule of the show must go on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't ask the talent. Kyle and I were

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<v Speaker 1>put in a position because it's a show about pals.

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<v Speaker 1>We needed a pal. So because by the way the world,

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<v Speaker 1>the part that pisses me off the most, the way

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<v Speaker 1>the world is, and because of COVID, and because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>of all these things, we I mean, I can I

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<v Speaker 1>can almost even tell the story. But we had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Craigslist, not for what you typically go for

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<v Speaker 1>Craig's List for, which is companionship. We Kyle and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go to Craigslist and we found a young padawan,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a young trainee who's also named Jared you

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<v Speaker 1>correct spelling r D an assistant for us that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>named Jared. I mean, it just adds to the beauty

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<v Speaker 1>of the situation or the but you know, we found

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<v Speaker 1>this curly hair Kenny G. Looking, you know sweet. So

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<v Speaker 1>now we gotta now, Kyle, now we gotta put a

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<v Speaker 1>picture up of of Jared, somehow sweet soul of the

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<v Speaker 1>human being named Jared Hernandez. And uh he did the

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<v Speaker 1>interview with me and and this is the interview and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited and I think you will enjoy it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks Dave. I don't care if I enjoy it. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope the listeners enjoy it. Yes, thank you. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to Tiffany Hattis for putting up with the second best

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<v Speaker 1>Jared that's in this kle. Here we go. I am

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<v Speaker 1>so excited because one of my favorite, literally one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite people on the planet, one of the most genuine, sincere,

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<v Speaker 1>real people in this fucked up city, is our guest today.

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<v Speaker 1>I consider her family. She goes by the name of

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<v Speaker 1>Tiffany Hattish, and today has been quite an adventure. In

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<v Speaker 1>all seriousness, I literally just got wheeled out of the

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<v Speaker 1>hospital a couple of hours ago. If you can pull

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<v Speaker 1>my jersey up, you can see, Uh, I have what's

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<v Speaker 1>called a pick where they put my I V. S in.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not making this up. This is all legit.

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<v Speaker 1>And on top of it, I found out that my

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<v Speaker 1>co host Jared eins M got stuck in Las Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>playing in a poker tournament. So today was the first

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<v Speaker 1>day that I met um, our social media coordinator that

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<v Speaker 1>we literally found on Craigslist whose name is also Jared,

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<v Speaker 1>but spelled the correct way, but spell the correct way

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<v Speaker 1>in his opinion, and uh, he actually picked me up

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<v Speaker 1>today ran an errand with me, so I literally just

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<v Speaker 1>met him a couple hours ago. Hand to God. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know his hosting abilities, he doesn't know mine,

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<v Speaker 1>but I needed Jared and I got one. So, hey, pal,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you Jared? I've been I'm pretty good. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? You're doing a lot better than me. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a chance that I might pass out in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of this. You guys call nine one one, Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>you have my mom's number, or I might have to

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<v Speaker 1>rush off to uh take care of my bowel movements.

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, Tiffany, she ready, We're gonna have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like a punked podcast episode. Listen. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>she definitely ready, always ready. And now I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to jump in a car drive all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to fucking wherever the hell you at. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that jerik guy is a fucking murderer. What

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<v Speaker 1>you just Tiffany, goodness, it is true. And by the

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<v Speaker 1>look look he's got, he's got the murderer flannel. He

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<v Speaker 1>says he's a poker. Tourn to me. We don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where the this dull could be. Single white male like

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<v Speaker 1>single white female type sheet. Been watching you in your pouls, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I'm gonna send this Craigslist thing out. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this he might Punchy'll pull y'all, I do, bro, he

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<v Speaker 1>might try to punch you. I'm concerned, Tiffany. My my

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend coming here today, his first day on the job.

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<v Speaker 1>We get to me, Tiffany, I know it's insane. It's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't expecting that this morning when I woke up.

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<v Speaker 1>Only thing that is supposed to happen off the craigslist

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<v Speaker 1>is happy And this is Tiffany dreams come true. This

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<v Speaker 1>is happening right now. You're watching it happen. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend, my girlfriend today coming to the studio and

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<v Speaker 1>then going to your house. He made me text the

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<v Speaker 1>addresses to her so just in case they were creepy

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<v Speaker 1>and to kidnap me. So I'm not I'm the victim.

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<v Speaker 1>You know in all of this you text her to

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<v Speaker 1>addresses so she could come in. Rob she's too smart,

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<v Speaker 1>get the strange the strap. I'm gonna say, my cousin,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody up for security. I appreciate it. And she all

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<v Speaker 1>ri and she a r and too, So that's perfectly

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<v Speaker 1>who ask it? Change I VS? And UH do the

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<v Speaker 1>urethrough thing, the cap captinist so she could put so

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<v Speaker 1>many your dick for you. All of that. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to get through this, so I'm using what

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<v Speaker 1>little strength I have. This might be my last podcast too,

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<v Speaker 1>so this will see my first time. Now you'll do

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<v Speaker 1>many more podcasts, don't you say that? I know you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be praying for me. I know I'm here praying for

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<v Speaker 1>you right now. All right, my night, word for word.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So Tiff on our podcast, what we like

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<v Speaker 1>to do is we like to talk about sports, and

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<v Speaker 1>we like to talk about entertainment and kind of hybrid

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<v Speaker 1>the two worlds. So we ask athlete entertainment questions. We

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<v Speaker 1>ask entertainers athlete questions. So you have a really really

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<v Speaker 1>interesting history because you're sort of a legend in your

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<v Speaker 1>community that you grew up because you weren't exactly your

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<v Speaker 1>typical athlete. But you were involved in athletics, So can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell us a little bit about that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a high school mascot. Yeah, so I'm going to add games.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep the people hype, you know, get the players hype.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm about bringing, you know, positive energy. I produced

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<v Speaker 1>fantastic energy for everyone to have a good time and

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<v Speaker 1>for for my team to win. What what what was

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<v Speaker 1>the mascot? I was a conquistadore. I was a Spanish soldier,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was the only talking mascot at all the valley.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to El Camino Real High School and Willie Hills, California,

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<v Speaker 1>and the majority of the guys that played on my

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<v Speaker 1>football team went into the pros. Yeah, El Camino was

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<v Speaker 1>was a good school, and that's maybe because of all

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<v Speaker 1>your hype. That's probably why it definitely was. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was from me always clown and they asked if they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do good either, I'd be like, get y'all, n yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd embarrassed them. So now and your high school is

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<v Speaker 1>there like a glass case with your like conquistador uniform

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, uh, this is where Tiffany hattsh once

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<v Speaker 1>walked is that happened yet. No, but there is. When

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<v Speaker 1>I the year I graduated, in the nineteen hundred, they

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<v Speaker 1>put a plaque on the wall. There's a plaque on

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<v Speaker 1>the wall that says, Tiffany Hattish, we left you number

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<v Speaker 1>one mascot nine ninety blah blah blah and nineties blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. I love it. I love it all right now.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you walk into the school, if you

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<v Speaker 1>look to your left, you'll see it. It's big. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I should be so now if you could

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<v Speaker 1>have isn't is an actor and a comedie, And you

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<v Speaker 1>know actors and comedians are competitive, and especially doing stand

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<v Speaker 1>up comedy, it's similar to competing is as an athlete,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you gotta get hyped up, you gotta walk

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<v Speaker 1>out on that stage. You gotta kill it. So how

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<v Speaker 1>do can you compare the two feelings, you know, going

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<v Speaker 1>out on a stand up stage and being out on

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<v Speaker 1>a field. I don't think there's any comparison personally, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean both of them. You have to train, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be good at it, right. But when you

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<v Speaker 1>are an athlete in uh like football or soccer or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that, you have a team that you can

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<v Speaker 1>depend on when you're When you're doing stand up, you're

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<v Speaker 1>like by yourself. I would compare it to track and field.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran track and field, went to city and high jump.

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<v Speaker 1>I high jumped six feet and I'm only five six.

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<v Speaker 1>I also went to city and shot put. I could

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<v Speaker 1>throw a heavy ball a long way. So watch your back, Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go anywhere, hey p after a work from our sponsors. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was saying, Uh, her and her cousin don't

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<v Speaker 1>come from me. I can't can I can't protect myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Her cousin's already on the way. He already got the

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<v Speaker 1>text we're gonna mess around. Yeah, I already seen certain text.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna mess around and press your hair. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get all them curls up. Anyways, I ain't compared to

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<v Speaker 1>track and field because in track and field, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you are running. It's kind of an individual thing unless

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna relay, and still it's kind of individual till

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<v Speaker 1>you get to your teammate, right, And the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>with stand up, like it's kind of like a relay race.

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<v Speaker 1>When you have multiple comics on the show, everyone needs

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<v Speaker 1>to do good and the anchor, the headliner needs to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bring it right. Um, and so you gotta train,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be strong. Uh, there's a lot of adrenaline

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<v Speaker 1>pumping before you get on the stage, A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>adrenaline pumping before you rude. Um, you do want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the cheer of the crowd in both situations, and

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<v Speaker 1>I sweat a lot in above the situation. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Now do you remember, in particular, as you were coming

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<v Speaker 1>up the ranks, have you ever really flopped on the

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<v Speaker 1>on the stand up stage? Give me one anyone that

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<v Speaker 1>affected you the most. Uh, Well, it didn't really affect

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<v Speaker 1>me that much, but I definitely made fun of it. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>None of my flops really affect me. They just make

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<v Speaker 1>me wanna make rearrangements on how I you know, um

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<v Speaker 1>maneuver on stage, or what I do before I go

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<v Speaker 1>on stage or the night before make sure I'm more arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>But New Year's Eve, remember that, I remember seeing some

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<v Speaker 1>stuff about that. Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing everybody

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<v Speaker 1>talked about for the first week of the New year,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what he s happened? I remember texting I remember

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<v Speaker 1>texting you about twelve eighteen and saying I love you,

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<v Speaker 1>keep your head up, I do remember that, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the only person is this the only bad thing that happened?

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<v Speaker 1>All in? Like, this is bullshit. I took it, I flifted,

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<v Speaker 1>I put it in my comedy special, and I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up getting nominated for in Me. So yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a girl, got a girl? All right? What they say?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do they say I'm not funny? My colleagues think so. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>So we like to do a little um kind of

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<v Speaker 1>seating like the n c A basketball tournament. So Jared's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna read off a couple of seating rounds and I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to pick between the two choices. A right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're doing comedy movies. So we got seed number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Option number one is dumb and dumber and versus bow finger.

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<v Speaker 1>So who moves on between those two? Dumb and dummer,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb and dumber. Yeah, that's what I would have packed.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do one more, alright, Seed number two something about

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<v Speaker 1>Mary or bridesmaids. Bridesmaids. All right, nice, So we have

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<v Speaker 1>bridesmaids moving on, bridesmaids and dumb and dumber moving number.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to write that down? Since your first day? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>first and less? Yeah, all right, we'll come back to

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<v Speaker 1>the other side. You kind of liked him. He's he's

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<v Speaker 1>growing on me, guys. He's growing. He's doing good. He's

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<v Speaker 1>doing good. I'm proud of him. I'm holding it together.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of this stranger that I don't that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but I like his jaw line. I like

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<v Speaker 1>his jaw line. He has a very trustworthy jaw line.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny when he smiles? What's funny when

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<v Speaker 1>he smiles? When smile smile? There you go. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's the dimp side thing. Well, here's the funny thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So he recently, a couple of months ago, he had

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<v Speaker 1>this hair down to probably here and right around the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. It is probably when you shaved your head,

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<v Speaker 1>right before quarantine. So I said, my head of July, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's yeah. I think mine was like March. But I

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<v Speaker 1>had it. I grew it out for like five years

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like down to my like, So he

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<v Speaker 1>had that, and where's the hair? Did you sell it? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it? Okay? So I wanted to sell it

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<v Speaker 1>because I would buy that, I know, but they cut

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<v Speaker 1>it off. But because I wanted a little length up top,

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up I just had like a little tiny

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<v Speaker 1>like pump pump, so you couldn't really do anything with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did keep it. No, that was a bundle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you call a bundle. And I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>was sellable. How many inches is it? It was? It

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<v Speaker 1>was like five or six. Yeah, But honestly, I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at so many websites and it felt like. I called

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<v Speaker 1>hair places. I'm like, do you buy hair? And they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? Like, we don't buy hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and but it says on their website. Should have put

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<v Speaker 1>it you should have put it on craigslist. I know

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<v Speaker 1>good things happen on craigslist apparently. I mean, look at

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<v Speaker 1>look at where you are now. I know never what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought. A matter of fact, send a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>the hair today day for afforded to me. I might

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<v Speaker 1>buy it now. I'm not gonna play a whole lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money for it because I don't know where you're

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<v Speaker 1>being technique. I take care of these I take care

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<v Speaker 1>I take care of these luscious cards. I will send

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<v Speaker 1>you a photo. You're gonna laugh your ass off because

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<v Speaker 1>he had a Kenny g thing going. Now. You are

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of athletes, you're a fan of sports. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you go to a lot of big uh sporting

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<v Speaker 1>events like I do. I want you because of your

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<v Speaker 1>shaved head. I want you to give me your your

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<v Speaker 1>NBA team, your top five NBA shaved heads. Who are

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<v Speaker 1>your top five? So you got your your point guard,

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<v Speaker 1>your shooting guard, your center, and your two forwards? Magic

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<v Speaker 1>Just then Michael Jordan's uh sequilonia uh uh Now he

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<v Speaker 1>just grew his hair back? Who's that? Can Lebron be

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<v Speaker 1>on the team because he's as as a person's friend

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<v Speaker 1>is a good person. Why has no one told Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>like what what is going on? Like? What is Why

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<v Speaker 1>is his family not stepped up? Why has there not

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<v Speaker 1>been like a Laker intervention, like the man's the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>player on the planet. How do they allow that to happen?

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<v Speaker 1>You know people that told him many times he reads

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<v Speaker 1>supposed he sees his stuff. He knows it. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to hold on. I can make a little concoction

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<v Speaker 1>for him and grow that back hand for him, and

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<v Speaker 1>you make some Monista and some coconut oil together and boom,

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<v Speaker 1>that ship will grow back. But he don't. He wakes.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably thinks, I mean, but it's gonna be gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So so he's gonna be on my team too, and

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<v Speaker 1>then um and then who else Larry No, Larry Bird?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh karee. Okay, that is a solid team. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just had an idea. If you do end up buying

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<v Speaker 1>Jared's hair, maybe we can present it to Lebron. We

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<v Speaker 1>can fil we can fill that little area, rink it

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<v Speaker 1>in with some superglue. You can do your thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's any extra he can give it to unbievable. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>let's move on back to our seating. All right, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna see three. Yeah, alright, So seed number

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<v Speaker 1>three is along came Pauli versus Coming to America, Coming

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<v Speaker 1>to America. Yeah, yeah, no chance, no chance. Alright. Seed

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<v Speaker 1>number four is Tropic Thunder versus a spender a pet detective. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a tough one. I would make you scratch your head. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>There was both very talented actors in both movies. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we already got you, already got one of them in

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<v Speaker 1>the other seed. Uh. But I mean, damn, he was

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<v Speaker 1>so good as the black Man, and he was er

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<v Speaker 1>er I walked in that movie about five minutes later

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<v Speaker 1>was like when yeah, and I was like, when is

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Downey Jr. Gonna show up? What is he gonna

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<v Speaker 1>show up? And not At the end of the movie

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<v Speaker 1>that I I was like, it was amazing that the

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<v Speaker 1>best white black man I life. It was amazing and

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<v Speaker 1>I was very entertained. But a spin to a pet detective,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Jim Carrey killed it. I laughed all throughout.

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<v Speaker 1>It inspired me to be a comedian, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>must go with the damn tropic ever had the booty

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty sweat All right, we're gonna go with a Spentura.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go with a Spentura. Um. Yeah. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>amazing because when that happened, Literally at the premiere of

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<v Speaker 1>that movie, Jamie Fox always told me he went up

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<v Speaker 1>to Jim Carrey and he basically said goodbye to him

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<v Speaker 1>because he knew that after that movie came out, he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be in a different stratosphere because of

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<v Speaker 1>how incredible that part was, and you know it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was truly incredible in the fact that he pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much came up with all of that himself. Uh, you know,

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