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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a new reality TV

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Speaker 1: show for billionaires called Bumper Yachts Round One, Bezos versus buffet.

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Speaker 1: Loser has to buy venezuela.

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Speaker 2: Oh why do I want them boys to seek? I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna bunny.

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Speaker 1: It's laser stories the segment or read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser. There's other yacht yats. Just don't This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Colorado. You do this

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Speaker 1: in a dugout, no problem. Do it to a random

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Speaker 1: woman on the street. Big problem.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking about spitting here? I thought we were

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Speaker 2: talking about slapping butts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a serial butt slapper on the loose, the

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Speaker 1: one I'm thinking sunflowers.

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Speaker 2: You guys, my daughter in third grade. I got a

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Speaker 2: report from her teacher that she gives a good at

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Speaker 2: a boy.

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Speaker 1: Everyone you learn that from.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that anywhere, honey. We can't slap the

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Speaker 2: teacher's butt a teachers.

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Speaker 1: But it all began when a woman in a Denver

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Speaker 1: suburb was out jogging on New Year's Day when the

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Speaker 1: unidentified guy drove up behind her on an e bike

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Speaker 1: and slapped her rear end.

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Speaker 2: It just made you get from that dude. Like, guys, honestly,

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Speaker 2: you get, you get a punchable face. Ye, you do.

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Speaker 1: Plus, on the e bike, he had the extra speed

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Speaker 1: when he made downhill.

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Speaker 2: Is there any chance he could have thought she was

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Speaker 2: someone else?

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing is that goes out the door because

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Speaker 1: a day later he did it again to a different

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Speaker 1: person in the same area area meaning the same part

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Speaker 1: of town. But yeah, on the butt. At least two

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Speaker 1: other incidents have been reported so far. Someone got a

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Speaker 1: shot of him on his e bike, but you can't

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Speaker 1: see his face. Cops are asking people to try and

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Speaker 1: help identify him. Police are saying he could face sexual

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Speaker 1: assault charges. And I know what you're thinking. Jose has

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Speaker 1: been questioned and he admitted to slapping his own button,

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Speaker 1: but no one else.

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Speaker 2: We all know you're too scared to drive an e bikes.

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Speaker 2: I would have two hands on there's no way.

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Speaker 1: The search continues. This next laser story is out of Victoria, Australia.

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Speaker 1: Don't you hate when you're trying to burn down a

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Speaker 1: restaurant and accidentally set your pants on fire?

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Speaker 2: Jeff, that's a.

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Speaker 1: Bad Tuesday, And it actually happened when an arson attempt

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Speaker 1: went wrong the other night. Police say two individuals got

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Speaker 1: out of a car and attempted to pour flammable liquid

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Speaker 1: on the outside of a fast food joint. Unfortunately for them,

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Speaker 1: the first thing that caught fire was one of the

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Speaker 1: suspects of pants pants on fire now. CCTV footage shows

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Speaker 1: the individual running around in circles with their flaming pants

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Speaker 1: until they managed to rip them off.

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Speaker 3: Okay, stop, drop and roll, come on the million one

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Speaker 3: time you finally get to use it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that works though. If there's actually gasoline,

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Speaker 1: you can't roll away. The gas fires and you.

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Speaker 2: Probably roll into the gas. Yeah, all right, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: The man was able to get his pants down around

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Speaker 1: one ankle and you can see his bare buns as

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Speaker 1: he runs away.

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Speaker 2: And then butt slapper guy whizz is bye slaps a moment.

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Speaker 2: So it was a lost opportunity for.

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Speaker 1: So. Yeah, the two arsonists are still on the loose

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Speaker 1: and police are looking for them.

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Speaker 2: As for the restaurant, do you do the lineup on

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Speaker 2: that one?

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Speaker 1: As for the restaurant, it never caught fire. It was

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Speaker 1: left completely untouched, and cops say they hope the man's

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Speaker 1: burning pants taught him the lesson that he needed.

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Speaker 3: Anyone else feel that anyone who wants to burned out

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Speaker 3: a fast food restaurant must have either worked there or currently.

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Speaker 1: Works Yeah, yeah, festering this next Laser Stories out of

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Speaker 1: Food News. Yay, this is interesting. KFS is set to

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Speaker 1: shake up the fast food scene in a big way.

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Speaker 1: They decided to open up a spinoff restaurant called Saucy.

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Speaker 2: What the heck? Saucy Saucy.

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Speaker 1: We do have drawings of what it's supposed to look like,

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Speaker 1: and you can actually see them off on our Insta

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Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffrey Brook, How would you describe

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Speaker 1: the photos of Saucy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got like a fun, punchy like sign and

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Speaker 3: pink all around. I mean it's very trendy, it's very instagrammable.

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Speaker 1: It's given me like nineteen seventies Burger King with Victorious

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Speaker 1: Secret sprinkled ins.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I can see it as a Victoria's Secret now

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Speaker 2: that you say that. Yeah, but that's exactly the pink.

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Speaker 1: Pink me on lights all over the secrets. Have you

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Speaker 1: been to that?

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Speaker 2: You know the color scheme?

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Speaker 1: You know, we're not We're not going to get into

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Speaker 1: that so KFC does say it's a new dining concept

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Speaker 1: that's going to put chicken tenders at the forefront. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: offering them with eleven signature sauces, including Jimmy Cherry Ranch

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Speaker 1: and Smoky Bacon ran. Diners can customize their experience with

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Speaker 1: over four thousand possible flavor combinations that include tenders, fries,

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Speaker 1: and a buttery toasted Hawaiian roll.

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Speaker 2: At some point, can we just say too many options?

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Speaker 3: I would be standing there forever out of four thousand

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Speaker 3: sauce options.

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Speaker 1: Kind of American?

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Speaker 2: Are you just keep going? Tram All?

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Speaker 1: To round it out, Saucy leans into the beverage craze

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Speaker 1: big time, with eleven specialty drinks featuring peach mango lemonade,

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Speaker 1: a hot honey watermelon refresher, and blue raspberry freezes, all.

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Speaker 3: Things that Alexis wants to put vodka into.

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Speaker 1: Let's not forget it's saucy so On a Friday night,

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Speaker 1: they will be hosting Saucy Soires with a live DJ.

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Speaker 2: You know, okay, you're not going again. You don't want

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Speaker 2: a chicken tender party.

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Speaker 3: Actually, if I go for two am, maybe.

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Speaker 1: I personally can. It opens in Orlando later this year.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of social media central.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone ever say, man, I was in a bad mood,

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Speaker 1: but then I went on social media and suddenly I

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Speaker 1: was showered in joy? Yes with TikTok. Yeah, well for you.

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Speaker 1: A new study has found that people are significantly more

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Speaker 1: likely to feel irritable, angry, and annoyed the more that

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Speaker 1: they consume online content. Yeah, and they don't list our

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Speaker 1: show specifically, but I think we can read. The Harvard

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Speaker 1: Medical School collected data on how often adults eighteen and

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Speaker 1: older use Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, and Facebook, and then they

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Speaker 1: compared people's social media use to how they scored on

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Speaker 1: various mood tests. Oh interesting, and those who said they

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Speaker 1: use social media most of the day scored three times

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Speaker 1: higher on the irrebility on the irreability on the irability scale.

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Speaker 3: Don't get mad, I've strugg you can't even produce it.

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Speaker 2: But that's because I was on social media, not because

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Speaker 2: of your failure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'll be the puning bag.

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Speaker 2: It's fun.

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Speaker 1: And then they get higher scores than those who never

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Speaker 1: use it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I believe it.

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Speaker 3: When I finally, like when I log off during a

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Speaker 3: vacation or something.

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Speaker 2: I feel so much better.

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Speaker 1: Although researchers say it is possible to have a positive

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Speaker 1: experience on there, but the key is to avoid over indulging.

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Speaker 2: You just look at one thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, set a limit. I'm not sure that's really gonna

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Speaker 1: work for this guy though, because he just opened his

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Speaker 1: first ever Instagram account to and if you want to,

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Speaker 1: you can follow him under hard Shells, soft moans, Jake

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Speaker 1: down a real Yeah, you're just finding his groove on there.

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Speaker 1: Give him a second. That now means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end of the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,