WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: You Are a Witch! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.600 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.520 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.320 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.640 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.640 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.640 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:18.560 Wow. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:22.480 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:28.600 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:36.199 In the Aird e Rewhere you are locked in on 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.200 the Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Because listen, 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:44.680 five nights a week of overnight radio not enough. Danny, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.160 of course heard on Covino and Rich during the week 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.480 here at Fox Sports Radio. But it is the weekend, 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.320 it is Saturday. We had the first game of the 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:57.960 World Series last night between the Rangers and the Diamondbacks, 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.600 and Danny, I did want to mention I didn't get 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.400 to this on yesterday's podcast, but with the World Series 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:08.000 now underway, I had a smile from ear to ear, 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:13.039 a Cheshire Cat smile. Yet another viral video my Malard 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:19.360 monologue grading the World Series matchup and the level of 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:30.160 vitriol from Texas Ranger fans and fans from Arizona. Just outstanding, 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:38.000 just wonderful. Sucks, it's just wonderful because the pain, the agony. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.800 If you don't agree. If I was a Diamondback or 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.440 a Ranger fan, I would give the World Series an 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:48.560 A plus. But I'm not, and as an outsider, it's 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:52.800 a terrible World Series. It's bad for baseball, and the 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.360 ratings are going to be horrific. But I was so happy, Danny. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.200 Reading some of the comments here, this guy said, I 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.280 sound like a muffin. That was pretty good. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.080 What a muffins sound like? 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:07.559 Yes, I like me. Another person said, typical Boston winer. 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.840 I didn't realize this in Boston. I had no idea. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.280 Go f yourself. It is so good. It is so great. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:21.920 You're just the Dodgers are in. Yeah it is, and uh, 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:27.600 of course I'm right. It's a bad matchup. And you know, 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.840 I'll watch. I watched last night, I'll watch today, and 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:34.639 that's fine and all that, but it's just it gets 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.120 it's so good, Danny. I gotta tell you wrong. By 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.440 this podcast, we have what do we have on the 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.440 agenda here? It's Saturday, this is the twenty eighth day 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:50.079 of October. We've got ghostly Pretzels, the cold table, and 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:54.480 pop goes the culture. Now, before we get into this, Danny, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:58.720 we need an all points bulletin to be sent out. Yes, 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:04.240 the mobile out of the back cave, the backscratcher segment. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:06.640 We have not done one of these in a while 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.720 because I'm looking at the podcast page here, Danny, and 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:15.240 I'm going page down, page down, page down, and we 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:19.480 have reached it. It's like a writer that has writer's block. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:25.280 We've reached podcast review block. Now, how can we fix that? Danny? 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:28.040 What can we do to fix that? What do you think? 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.240 Should we do a contest? Should we give something away? 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:31.440 Like? 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.040 What can we do? 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:36.560 Yeah, it's gonna have to involve prizes. Unfortunately, that's gonna 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:37.720 have to come out of your pocket. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.520 No, No, I'm sure the company will I Heart will 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.560 give us some money for the for the podcast, right 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:48.320 and get some swag, right? 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:54.120 No, sure, we'll give away some mallor mugs. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.800 Yeah, well we'll see, maybeybe, I'll come up with something. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.800 But you don't. You shouldn't need to be bribe. It's 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.600 pretty simple. It helps us out keeps the podcast going. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.520 Apple podcast page right there, you can click on the 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:08.800 buttons there's right in the middle. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.760 For Covino and Rich. To get our bribery balls, we 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.400 had to sacrifice weekly paid guests. Now, I know you 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:17.920 love paid guests, big Ben. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.160 Yeah, we have a big budget. Well what we do 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.200 is we buy, we buy the callers. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:26.599 And well here's here's the thing. I was given a 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.800 small budget, not very big, but I was given a 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.919 small budget in case I wanted, like an NFL expert 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.440 or an MLB expert or NBA expert to come on 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.240 once a week. Yeah, I said, I would rather take 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.320 that small budget and buy a big box and nerve 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:47.720 footballs to bribe people to give good podcast reviews. So 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.719 it's give and take. You got to like give something 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.200 to be able to get some promotional items. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.560 Okay, all right, well yeah, I mean we can come 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.520 up with some swag fifth hour swag or something like that, or. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.000 You want to sacrifice from your live radio show. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.520 Iowa, Sam, we can sack I'm Sam and good. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:11.320 Later, Sam. Your hours just got cut in half. Some 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.600 swag to give away for the fifth hour podcast. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:20.200 You're gone, gone, Gone, gone gone. Yeah, so help us 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.920 out on that if you can Apple podcast page. That's 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.120 something the company looks at hopefully they're not looking at 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.960 it right now. And then I got a lot of 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:31.120 email this week about the Sunday podcast. Are we gonna 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.039 wait till Sunday to do the review on how many 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.960 downloads we got last week? Or should we do it now? 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:39.000 We'll do the reveal tomorrow morning. 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.239 Okay, we'll do it on the Sunday podcast. So anyway, 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:46.360 we begin with this. It is a yearly tradition at 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:53.640 the Malor mansion every Halloween. Just before Halloween, Yeah, the 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.200 wife throws together a special event for all the kiddos 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:03.159 in the family. It is the Mallor Witches Dinner. Now, 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.599 funny enough, no witches were harmed at the Witch's Dinner, 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.520 but it's the social event of the year, Danny, and 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.200 you got to be there. If you're not there, you 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:11.880 get a Hecht's and you don't want to get a hex. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.560 So we had last weekend. We had my niece, nephew, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:21.520 We had several cousins, just a bunch of people hanging out. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:24.280 My sister in law was there and my brother in law, 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.760 a couple of my other cousins, and we cooked up 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.760 a spooky brew. We had our cauldron out because if 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.479 you're a witch, you got to cook in a cauldron. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.919 So we cooked in the cauldron, and I opened the 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.440 book of Spells. I had some rituals, we had magic instructions, 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.280 all of that, and we were able to combine an 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.880 old nineteen seventies band earth, wind, and fire. We put 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:51.320 all that together, you know, the four elements earth, air, fire, 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.560 and water. We put those out there. But I did 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.600 go in the kitchen. I cooked, well, I didn't really cook. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:07:01.680 I melted chocolate. I was back as the chalkleteer. Haven't 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:05.440 done that in a while. So we started futzing around 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.320 with the chocolate, and it was white chocolate like that. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.840 Remember the basketball player for the Sacramento Kings years ago 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:15.240 named white chocolate racist Jason Williams. So anyway, we melted 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:20.080 the chocolate. I then took a stick of pretzels, like 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:25.160 a pretzel stick. We dipped the pretzel into the chocolate, 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:34.360 and then placed some little edible candy eyes on top 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:41.280 of the pretzel. And it was a ghostly pretzel at 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:45.800 that point. Delicious, those little mini eyeballs, and just great. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:49.040 I made sugar cookies and then I had to cut 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:54.520 them into shapes like witches, bats, pumpkins, cats, you name it. 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.400 I saw the picture of what you did with the 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.280 oranges in the apple slices. That was really cool. The 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:04.360 orange peeled with the apple slice at the top to 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:05.560 make it look like a pumpkin. 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.120 Yes, a little trick, and yeah, we went all out. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.800 We went all out on that. So it was really cool. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.200 Kids seem to have a good time. They just ate 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.240 a bunch of candy. We had rice, crispy treats and 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:20.600 some other stuff, different juices and whatnot. So they were 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:21.760 seem to have a good time. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.880 By the end of this hooton Nanny as you call it. Yes, yes, 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.360 the kids smacked up on sugar, running in circles, screaming. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:29.960 Of course. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.120 Then we had them all leave and they ran out, 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.400 and that was it. Not our problem, not our problem, 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.319 not my problem, somebody else problem. You got to deal 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.240 with these kids. Kids are probably still awake. It's been 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.280 a week. The kids are probably still awake. They're like 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.680 it is, still on a sugar high, still going through 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.560 their bloodstream as we speak. And so what happens, Dan 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.360 is you just have to throw them down on a 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.360 cold table. That is what you have to do. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.120 Just pop them down on a cold table. And then 0:08:56.120 --> 0:09:00.360 you're good, right, Yeah, oh that's what Kaiser does. So 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.079 a couple days ago, CoA had his dreaded two month 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:07.400 appointment at the doctor to get his shots, his first 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:08.320 round of shots. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:09.040 Boo. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.360 I'm not talking about the kind Manty likes to drink 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.320 right after her shift. I'm talking about the round of 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.320 shots you don't want to get as a little kid, 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.880 especially a little infant. This past Wednesday, we bring CooA 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:26.240 to Kaiser and it's not a good situation right now. Ben. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.360 As you might have heard, they have a little strike 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.199 going on with their healthcare workers. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:32.320 I'm a doctor. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.040 They're trying to get a twenty one percent wage hike. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.520 I was reading. We all, yeah, so we had to 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.920 reschedule this appointment. The best of the best we're working. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:48.000 Unless that's not true. Some scabs were in there the 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.559 whole time. I'm thinking, man, should we take them somewhere else? Like, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.840 I don't want to be in the middle of a 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.199 strike when it comes to my kid and getting shots. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.480 Can you really trust scabs? This is like going to 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.360 a football game when NFL players were striking. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:07.160 Yeah, it's it's a tough, but what are your options? 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:11.120 You your Kaiser's you're medical, right, so you really don't 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.000 have any other options, are you. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.360 Yeah, that's that's what co Is signed up to. So 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.720 we were stuck keeping the appointment. We had a backup doctor, 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.680 we had a backup nurse who was fumbling all over 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:26.080 the place, and in little cold check up Room twelve 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:30.040 we had CoA in there waiting to get his shots. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:34.640 Three needles. They do three shots into the thigh in. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.480 One of the vaccines is oral, so of course they 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.360 do that first because they know the kid is going 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.960 to be screaming. Yeah, so they give him the oral first. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.480 He's trying to spit that up and I'm like, good boy, 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:51.440 spit it back out, get rid of that crap. Yeah, 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.160 And that's what sucks about these vaccines too, Ben. Obviously, 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.760 they got to poison your body with a little bit 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:01.000 of the virus whatever virus there giving you the vaccine 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.480 for that to poison you with a little bit of 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.920 it so that your body knows how to fight it off. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.800 Yeah. Well, the good thing is, you know he's not 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.959 gonna remember it, so it's a good thing, right. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.560 So yeah, that's the good part. The bad part is 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:19.320 the two days following, are you crying. This nurse finally 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.959 comes back into the room after the doctor does the update, 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.800 and you'll be happy to know, cos in the ninety 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.120 one percent tile in all of his health measurements. So 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:32.720 he's a big boy. He's a future NFL linebacker for sure. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.960 The doctor said, this is the biggest baby at this 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.560 age I've seen in a little while, so she was 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.880 pretty impressed with his stats. Then she said the nurse 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:48.440 will be in shortly to give him the shots. Waiting, 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.800 and you're waiting and waiting. Ten minutes go by, fifteen 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.040 minutes go by. My wife mutters, the strike, the stupid 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:01.040 strike they're having. Yeah. Thirty minutes later, the nurse comes 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:06.720 back in with an assortment of needles and liquid. She says, okay, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:10.440 take his onesie off, you hold his arms. I'm gonna 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:14.440 hold his legs down now. This wantn't be that bad. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.360 If maybe they thought this through and had like an 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.600 oversized stuffed Teddy bear to put the kid on. Yeah, 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.280 maybe like a little person personal heater pointed towards the kid. No, 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.280 these poor kids have to lay with just a little 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:34.120 diaper on on this cold table. That's there's gotta be 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.160 a better way, now, this is Obviously parents are laughing 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.439 right now because they've dealt with this for years. This 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.840 is my first experience with this. So I'm holding his 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.200 arms and this lady's jabbing these needles into his baby thighs. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:54.480 He is screaming, blood curdling crying going on. And when 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.320 the lady wrapped up, she's like, all right, he'll be 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.280 okay in a couple of minutes. And she waltzed out 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.439 of the room. And we have a baby who's as 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.760 red as a turn up and is trying to catch 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.120 his breath because he can't breathe. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.400 Yeah, and he's looking at you and saying, what did 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:07.719 you do? 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.160 Exactly? Yeah, looking at me, and his mom like, why 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.679 would you torture me like this? 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.920 You're supposed to protect me. You put me in here, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:17.959 and what are you doing? 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.200 Wow? That day, of course, he had a fever. We 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.880 had to give him baby tile and all. They didn't 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.840 do anything for this big guy. So he's crying because 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.720 of the pain in his legs. He had an upset 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.199 stomach because of that crap that they made him drink, 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.480 not fun whatsoever. The day after day two is the 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.280 worst day because that's when the pain and the legs 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:44.920 really hurt. By day three, which was yesterday, he was 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.160 feeling a little bit better. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.520 So yeah, he just put him in a hot tub, 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.640 you know, and whatever. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.760 But Ben, we got to do this all over again 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.000 on December sixth. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.640 Oh, how many more rounds are there's that? 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.920 One more round or two more rounds of this? 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:00.600 Two more rounds? Man? 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.839 And I'm thinking, does it get easier as they get 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.760 a little older, or do they hate you even more 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.800 and look at you and disgust even more that you 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.520 would let them be tortured like this. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.320 Now that you've done the first round, you can prepare, 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.680 like what can you You can bring some toys or 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.400 sign he's too little for that. I don't know what 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:19.640 you be. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.720 Yeah, no, yeah, I don't think. And now he's going 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.120 to have a I think once he's in that little 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.240 checkup room and on that table, he's going to remembers 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.360 he's smart. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.080 Maybe this is why a lot of people don't like 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.440 going to the doctor to that. Is it possible that 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:36.240 that is related. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.520 Maybe this is why the nurses want to raise too, 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.680 because I feel like the next time in there, he's 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.680 going to kick that nurse in the Adams Apple. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.840 Well, maybe by the next time, the Kaiser thing will 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.120 be settled and we'll actually have the people back and 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.280 it'll be a much cleaner, smoother process. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.200 Yeah, we won't have Vince Evans working on him. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.720 It's like it's like the baseball strike players. Remember the 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:02.480 night the nineteen ninety four spring training they had all 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.960 the replacement players and all that. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.000 We'll be grew Garrymore by herself running the entire office. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:14.480 Yeah, my goodness. All right, we have pop goes the culture. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.520 We have a song, so we should probably play the song, right. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:26.440 Yeah, Ohio Al did a pop pop for us, John. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:37.520 John Pop pop pop pop pop. Thank you the great 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:42.720 Ohio Al. And first story. These are stories that we 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.840 have uncovered from searching the dark web to give you 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:52.440 the latest inside skinny on just random things that are interesting, like, 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.880 for example, this has been making the rounds here the 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:59.360 first ever Florida Man Games. This is big. You'll have 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:03.880 events like a mullet contest and beer belly sumo wrestling. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:09.480 I'm all in for that. Put me in man flow. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.720 I gotta get Marlin's man to go to this or Gascon. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:15.920 He's a Florida Man now. And yeah, this is like 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.600 the Redneck Olympics going on here. One guy in Florida 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:28.000 has decided to honor the Florida Man reputation in Saint Augustine, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.680 Florida with the first ever Florida Man Games. This guy 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.200 named Pete I said he wanted to give people an 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:36.800 opportunity to live the Florida Man life for a day. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.960 And this is a great idea. I wish I had 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.160 put the money behind. This is gonna make a ton 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.760 of money. This is gonna be such a big money maker. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.080 It'll become a yearly thing. It'll be on television and 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.480 they'll make money that way, and the Internet is gonna 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:56.160 be viral the people participating in the games, The Florida 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:02.480 Man Games competition will be held you twenty fourth. Participants 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.480 will get a chance to take part in all kinds 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:09.520 of activities, including a weaponized pool noodle mud duel now 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:14.600 that sounds like fun essence will where goggles designed to 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:19.119 simulate drunkenness and they'll go at it beer belly as mentioned, 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:23.119 beer Belly Florida Sumo, where your stomach is the only 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:28.000 weapon you're allowed to deploy. Okay, how about this Evading 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:33.240 arrest obstacle course where you're going to be chased, they say, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.120 by real actual cops. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.760 You've got oh man Jed who fled needs to sign 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:40.239 up for this. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.919 Yeah, he'd be perfect for that. You know who wouldn't 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:45.560 be perform that? Baker Mayfield, who is a Florida Man 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.600 place for the Buccaneers who saw them play the other night. 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:55.880 You have, yeah, a self obviously look in the mirror, 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:59.480 mullet contest, et cetera. Are some other things here. Florida 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:02.119 Man Games will also featured two former members of the 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:06.840 American Gladiators cast Nitro and Ice. 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.680 So they the two that haven't died from steroids. 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:13.600 They dug up Nitro and Ice and they will be 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.680 part of this. I gotta tell you, Danny, I'm in. 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:20.160 I'm in thumbs up, thumbs up for the Florida Man Games. 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.600 It's fun. You know what it reminds me of In 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.720 Pasadena they had I don't know if they still have it, 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.439 the Dude Do Parade. Remember have you ever heard of 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:29.400 the Dude O Parade? 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:30.680 Not heard of that? 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:32.600 Okay, they used to. I don't know if they still 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:34.879 have it, but they every every year and they'd have 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:36.840 the Dude Dot Parade, which is like mock. It's kind 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.440 of like mocking. It started out mocking the Rose Parade, 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:43.960 which is yeah, it's like people goofing around and stuff. 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.040 And I think it's been hijacked by certain groups over 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:49.720 the recent years. But when I was a kid, just 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:54.639 people dressing goofy and funny and walking down Colorado Boulevard 0:18:54.720 --> 0:19:00.000 or whatever. So having to find fine time, what is next? 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:04.680 Goes the culture here. A list has popped up of 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:08.640 twenty eight places women refuse to go on a first date. 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:12.280 We covered this on Covino and Rich. It was popping 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:16.680 up all over Facebook and Instagram, and right off the bat, 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:18.640 number one is incorrect. 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:22.400 Yeah, that's a great restaurant. And I would not want 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.639 a data woman that would not want to go to 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:27.560 the number one restaurant on this list here, Cheesecake Factor. 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:28.399 No. 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.760 And I got into the comments immediately and said, you 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.360 are a witch if you think there's something wrong with 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:36.840 the cheesecake factory. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.440 Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:44.960 And the bread alone that they serve you is worth 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:45.520 the visit. 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:49.800 I would argue the women that approve this list are 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:53.199 women that will be probably single for a while. You know, 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.040 you know, I'm just saying you know what I mean, Danny, Yeah, 0:19:56.119 --> 0:20:03.159 go get another cat, don't do a lost cat magnet next. Yeah, 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:07.760 like any fast food chain, Buffalo, pretty much every restaurant. 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:13.600 These are only restaurants I go to when I was single. Well, church, 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:15.720 icond of like, why would you take a date to church? 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:20.719 That seems a little that seems a little much. Netflix 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:25.560 and Chill basically was on air. No, no long drive, 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:29.280 no sporting events. That's a bad list, man. 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:31.720 Neew plenty of girls back in the day that would 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:33.880 have loved to go to a sporting event as a date. 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.840 Yeah, it's not. It's ridiculous. 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.200 Well by the way house, your house is on there. Well, 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:44.120 my wife she went to my house on our first date, 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:45.359 so suck it. 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:51.760 Yeah, there you go. And my first date we technically 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.760 met at a movie theater, although we didn't actually see 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.720 a movie because we couldn't figure the timing didn't work out, 0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.520 so we went. I think we went to one of 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:02.640 the restaurants that is on the list. I closed it out, 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:04.200 but I think we went to one of those restaurants. 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:08.440 It was a chain bar diner type restaurant. 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:11.560 Pat, you got her a chili dog? 0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:15.760 Yeah, exactly. I went to a waffle How about Russell Wilson. 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:18.880 That story is great. This week Russell Wilson renting out 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:21.200 an entire waffle house for his wife because that's her 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:27.000 favorite restaurant for her birthday. Baby, get some waffles. I 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:30.840 have a great time. Sirah. There you go. He's lucky. 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:34.600 There's waffle houses in Colorado. There are no waffle houses 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:38.200 in California. They stop at Arizona. They did not bring 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:39.720 the waffle house to where we are. 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:42.440 Oh are you saying that's the deciding factor to sign 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:43.240 with the Broncos. 0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:46.600 That and the fact he wanted to extort tons of 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:54.760 money and stop playing good football. Humans will become immortal, 0:21:55.080 --> 0:22:00.480 but there is a catch, according to AI. The exclusive 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.320 report from The Daily Star in London says the secrets 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:07.280 to humans living forever could be they put the curve 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:12.480 that could in there because you know that's weaselter could 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.840 be unlocked at some point within the next seventy seven years. 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:19.800 I guess we'll be dead if Google's artificial intelligence powered 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:22.919 software is to be believed. So this is good news 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:29.399 for your son, Danny, Your son CoA immortal can live forever. 0:22:29.440 --> 0:22:33.400 The claim comes from Google's artificial intelligence powered language model 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:39.640 software called Barred. Never heard of it, but they go 0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:43.720 into some detail there and they say that within seventy 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:48.960 seven years, of course everyone who is live now will 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:54.000 either be really old or will be dead. So why 0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:56.360 not go eighty years. You can make predictions from eighty 0:22:56.400 --> 0:23:01.520 years because pretty much everybody will be gone. So yeah, 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:03.920 just absolutely, just absolutely wonderful. 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.359 I'm going to make sure to alphabetize all of our 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:10.439