1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:01,600 Speaker 1: Kabbooms. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: In the Aird e Rewhere you are locked in on 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Because listen, 12 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: five nights a week of overnight radio not enough. Danny, 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: of course heard on Covino and Rich during the week 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,480 Speaker 1: here at Fox Sports Radio. But it is the weekend, 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: it is Saturday. We had the first game of the 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: World Series last night between the Rangers and the Diamondbacks, 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: and Danny, I did want to mention I didn't get 18 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: to this on yesterday's podcast, but with the World Series 19 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: now underway, I had a smile from ear to ear, 20 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: a Cheshire Cat smile. Yet another viral video my Malard 21 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: monologue grading the World Series matchup and the level of 22 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: vitriol from Texas Ranger fans and fans from Arizona. Just outstanding, 23 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: just wonderful. Sucks, it's just wonderful because the pain, the agony. 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: If you don't agree. If I was a Diamondback or 25 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: a Ranger fan, I would give the World Series an 26 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: A plus. But I'm not, and as an outsider, it's 27 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: a terrible World Series. It's bad for baseball, and the 28 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: ratings are going to be horrific. But I was so happy, Danny. 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: Reading some of the comments here, this guy said, I 30 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: sound like a muffin. That was pretty good. 31 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 3: What a muffins sound like? 32 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,559 Speaker 1: Yes, I like me. Another person said, typical Boston winer. 33 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: I didn't realize this in Boston. I had no idea. 34 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: Go f yourself. It is so good. It is so great. 35 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 1: You're just the Dodgers are in. Yeah it is, and uh, 36 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: of course I'm right. It's a bad matchup. And you know, 37 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: I'll watch. I watched last night, I'll watch today, and 38 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: that's fine and all that, but it's just it gets 39 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: it's so good, Danny. I gotta tell you wrong. By 40 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: this podcast, we have what do we have on the 41 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: agenda here? It's Saturday, this is the twenty eighth day 42 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: of October. We've got ghostly Pretzels, the cold table, and 43 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: pop goes the culture. Now, before we get into this, Danny, 44 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: we need an all points bulletin to be sent out. Yes, 45 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: the mobile out of the back cave, the backscratcher segment. 46 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: We have not done one of these in a while 47 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: because I'm looking at the podcast page here, Danny, and 48 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: I'm going page down, page down, page down, and we 49 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: have reached it. It's like a writer that has writer's block. 50 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: We've reached podcast review block. Now, how can we fix that? Danny? 51 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: What can we do to fix that? What do you think? 52 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: Should we do a contest? Should we give something away? 53 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 3: Like? 54 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: What can we do? 55 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna have to involve prizes. Unfortunately, that's gonna 56 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 3: have to come out of your pocket. 57 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: No, No, I'm sure the company will I Heart will 58 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: give us some money for the for the podcast, right 59 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: and get some swag, right? 60 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 3: No, sure, we'll give away some mallor mugs. 61 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll see, maybeybe, I'll come up with something. 62 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: But you don't. You shouldn't need to be bribe. It's 63 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: pretty simple. It helps us out keeps the podcast going. 64 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: Apple podcast page right there, you can click on the 65 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: buttons there's right in the middle. 66 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 3: For Covino and Rich. To get our bribery balls, we 67 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 3: had to sacrifice weekly paid guests. Now, I know you 68 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 3: love paid guests, big Ben. 69 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a big budget. Well what we do 70 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: is we buy, we buy the callers. 71 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 3: And well here's here's the thing. I was given a 72 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 3: small budget, not very big, but I was given a 73 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 3: small budget in case I wanted, like an NFL expert 74 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 3: or an MLB expert or NBA expert to come on 75 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 3: once a week. Yeah, I said, I would rather take 76 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 3: that small budget and buy a big box and nerve 77 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 3: footballs to bribe people to give good podcast reviews. So 78 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 3: it's give and take. You got to like give something 79 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 3: to be able to get some promotional items. 80 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well yeah, I mean we can come 81 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: up with some swag fifth hour swag or something like that, or. 82 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 3: You want to sacrifice from your live radio show. 83 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: Iowa, Sam, we can sack I'm Sam and good. 84 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 3: Later, Sam. Your hours just got cut in half. Some 85 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 3: swag to give away for the fifth hour podcast. 86 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: You're gone, gone, Gone, gone gone. Yeah, so help us 87 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: out on that if you can Apple podcast page. That's 88 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: something the company looks at hopefully they're not looking at 89 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: it right now. And then I got a lot of 90 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: email this week about the Sunday podcast. Are we gonna 91 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: wait till Sunday to do the review on how many 92 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: downloads we got last week? Or should we do it now? 93 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 3: We'll do the reveal tomorrow morning. 94 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,239 Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do it on the Sunday podcast. So anyway, 95 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: we begin with this. It is a yearly tradition at 96 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: the Malor mansion every Halloween. Just before Halloween, Yeah, the 97 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: wife throws together a special event for all the kiddos 98 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 1: in the family. It is the Mallor Witches Dinner. Now, 99 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,599 Speaker 1: funny enough, no witches were harmed at the Witch's Dinner, 100 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: but it's the social event of the year, Danny, and 101 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: you got to be there. If you're not there, you 102 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: get a Hecht's and you don't want to get a hex. 103 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: So we had last weekend. We had my niece, nephew, 104 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: We had several cousins, just a bunch of people hanging out. 105 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: My sister in law was there and my brother in law, 106 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: a couple of my other cousins, and we cooked up 107 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: a spooky brew. We had our cauldron out because if 108 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: you're a witch, you got to cook in a cauldron. 109 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 1: So we cooked in the cauldron, and I opened the 110 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: book of Spells. I had some rituals, we had magic instructions, 111 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: all of that, and we were able to combine an 112 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: old nineteen seventies band earth, wind, and fire. We put 113 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: all that together, you know, the four elements earth, air, fire, 114 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: and water. We put those out there. But I did 115 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,600 Speaker 1: go in the kitchen. I cooked, well, I didn't really cook. 116 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: I melted chocolate. I was back as the chalkleteer. Haven't 117 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: done that in a while. So we started futzing around 118 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: with the chocolate, and it was white chocolate like that. 119 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: Remember the basketball player for the Sacramento Kings years ago 120 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: named white chocolate racist Jason Williams. So anyway, we melted 121 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 1: the chocolate. I then took a stick of pretzels, like 122 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: a pretzel stick. We dipped the pretzel into the chocolate, 123 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: and then placed some little edible candy eyes on top 124 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: of the pretzel. And it was a ghostly pretzel at 125 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: that point. Delicious, those little mini eyeballs, and just great. 126 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: I made sugar cookies and then I had to cut 127 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: them into shapes like witches, bats, pumpkins, cats, you name it. 128 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 3: I saw the picture of what you did with the 129 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 3: oranges in the apple slices. That was really cool. The 130 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 3: orange peeled with the apple slice at the top to 131 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 3: make it look like a pumpkin. 132 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: Yes, a little trick, and yeah, we went all out. 133 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: We went all out on that. So it was really cool. 134 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: Kids seem to have a good time. They just ate 135 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: a bunch of candy. We had rice, crispy treats and 136 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: some other stuff, different juices and whatnot. So they were 137 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: seem to have a good time. 138 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 3: By the end of this hooton Nanny as you call it. Yes, yes, 139 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 3: the kids smacked up on sugar, running in circles, screaming. 140 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 3: Of course. 141 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 1: Then we had them all leave and they ran out, 142 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: and that was it. Not our problem, not our problem, 143 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 1: not my problem, somebody else problem. You got to deal 144 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: with these kids. Kids are probably still awake. It's been 145 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: a week. The kids are probably still awake. They're like 146 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,680 Speaker 1: it is, still on a sugar high, still going through 147 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 1: their bloodstream as we speak. And so what happens, Dan 148 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: is you just have to throw them down on a 149 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: cold table. That is what you have to do. 150 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 4: Just pop them down on a cold table. And then 151 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 4: you're good, right, Yeah, oh that's what Kaiser does. So 152 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 4: a couple days ago, CoA had his dreaded two month 153 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 4: appointment at the doctor to get his shots, his first 154 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,320 Speaker 4: round of shots. 155 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 2: Boo. 156 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the kind Manty likes to drink 157 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,320 Speaker 3: right after her shift. I'm talking about the round of 158 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,320 Speaker 3: shots you don't want to get as a little kid, 159 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 3: especially a little infant. This past Wednesday, we bring CooA 160 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 3: to Kaiser and it's not a good situation right now. Ben. 161 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 3: As you might have heard, they have a little strike 162 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,199 Speaker 3: going on with their healthcare workers. 163 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. 164 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 3: They're trying to get a twenty one percent wage hike. 165 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 3: I was reading. We all, yeah, so we had to 166 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 3: reschedule this appointment. The best of the best we're working. 167 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 3: Unless that's not true. Some scabs were in there the 168 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 3: whole time. I'm thinking, man, should we take them somewhere else? Like, 169 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the middle of a 170 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:56,199 Speaker 3: strike when it comes to my kid and getting shots. 171 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 3: Can you really trust scabs? This is like going to 172 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 3: a football game when NFL players were striking. 173 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a tough, but what are your options? 174 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: You your Kaiser's you're medical, right, so you really don't 175 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: have any other options, are you. 176 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what co Is signed up to. So 177 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 3: we were stuck keeping the appointment. We had a backup doctor, 178 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 3: we had a backup nurse who was fumbling all over 179 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 3: the place, and in little cold check up Room twelve 180 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 3: we had CoA in there waiting to get his shots. 181 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 3: Three needles. They do three shots into the thigh in. 182 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 3: One of the vaccines is oral, so of course they 183 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 3: do that first because they know the kid is going 184 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 3: to be screaming. Yeah, so they give him the oral first. 185 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 3: He's trying to spit that up and I'm like, good boy, 186 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 3: spit it back out, get rid of that crap. Yeah, 187 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 3: And that's what sucks about these vaccines too, Ben. Obviously, 188 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,760 Speaker 3: they got to poison your body with a little bit 189 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 3: of the virus whatever virus there giving you the vaccine 190 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 3: for that to poison you with a little bit of 191 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 3: it so that your body knows how to fight it off. 192 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the good thing is, you know he's not 193 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,959 Speaker 1: gonna remember it, so it's a good thing, right. 194 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,560 Speaker 3: So yeah, that's the good part. The bad part is 195 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 3: the two days following, are you crying. This nurse finally 196 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 3: comes back into the room after the doctor does the update, 197 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 3: and you'll be happy to know, cos in the ninety 198 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 3: one percent tile in all of his health measurements. So 199 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 3: he's a big boy. He's a future NFL linebacker for sure. 200 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 3: The doctor said, this is the biggest baby at this 201 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,560 Speaker 3: age I've seen in a little while, so she was 202 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 3: pretty impressed with his stats. Then she said the nurse 203 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 3: will be in shortly to give him the shots. Waiting, 204 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 3: and you're waiting and waiting. Ten minutes go by, fifteen 205 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 3: minutes go by. My wife mutters, the strike, the stupid 206 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 3: strike they're having. Yeah. Thirty minutes later, the nurse comes 207 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 3: back in with an assortment of needles and liquid. She says, okay, 208 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 3: take his onesie off, you hold his arms. I'm gonna 209 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 3: hold his legs down now. This wantn't be that bad. 210 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 3: If maybe they thought this through and had like an 211 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 3: oversized stuffed Teddy bear to put the kid on. Yeah, 212 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 3: maybe like a little person personal heater pointed towards the kid. No, 213 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,280 Speaker 3: these poor kids have to lay with just a little 214 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 3: diaper on on this cold table. That's there's gotta be 215 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 3: a better way, now, this is Obviously parents are laughing 216 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,439 Speaker 3: right now because they've dealt with this for years. This 217 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 3: is my first experience with this. So I'm holding his 218 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 3: arms and this lady's jabbing these needles into his baby thighs. 219 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 3: He is screaming, blood curdling crying going on. And when 220 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 3: the lady wrapped up, she's like, all right, he'll be 221 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 3: okay in a couple of minutes. And she waltzed out 222 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,439 Speaker 3: of the room. And we have a baby who's as 223 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 3: red as a turn up and is trying to catch 224 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 3: his breath because he can't breathe. 225 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's looking at you and saying, what did 226 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:07,719 Speaker 1: you do? 227 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 3: Exactly? Yeah, looking at me, and his mom like, why 228 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 3: would you torture me like this? 229 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: You're supposed to protect me. You put me in here, 230 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,959 Speaker 1: and what are you doing? 231 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 3: Wow? That day, of course, he had a fever. We 232 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 3: had to give him baby tile and all. They didn't 233 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,840 Speaker 3: do anything for this big guy. So he's crying because 234 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 3: of the pain in his legs. He had an upset 235 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,199 Speaker 3: stomach because of that crap that they made him drink, 236 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 3: not fun whatsoever. The day after day two is the 237 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 3: worst day because that's when the pain and the legs 238 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 3: really hurt. By day three, which was yesterday, he was 239 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 3: feeling a little bit better. 240 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,520 Speaker 1: So yeah, he just put him in a hot tub, 241 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 1: you know, and whatever. 242 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 3: But Ben, we got to do this all over again 243 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 3: on December sixth. 244 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: Oh, how many more rounds are there's that? 245 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 3: One more round or two more rounds of this? 246 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: Two more rounds? Man? 247 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,839 Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, does it get easier as they get 248 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 3: a little older, or do they hate you even more 249 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 3: and look at you and disgust even more that you 250 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 3: would let them be tortured like this. 251 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,320 Speaker 1: Now that you've done the first round, you can prepare, 252 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,680 Speaker 1: like what can you You can bring some toys or 253 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 1: sign he's too little for that. I don't know what 254 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: you be. 255 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, I don't think. And now he's going 256 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 3: to have a I think once he's in that little 257 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 3: checkup room and on that table, he's going to remembers 258 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 3: he's smart. 259 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 1: Maybe this is why a lot of people don't like 260 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: going to the doctor to that. Is it possible that 261 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: that is related. 262 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 3: Maybe this is why the nurses want to raise too, 263 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 3: because I feel like the next time in there, he's 264 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 3: going to kick that nurse in the Adams Apple. 265 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: Well, maybe by the next time, the Kaiser thing will 266 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: be settled and we'll actually have the people back and 267 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 1: it'll be a much cleaner, smoother process. 268 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't have Vince Evans working on him. 269 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: It's like it's like the baseball strike players. Remember the 270 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 1: night the nineteen ninety four spring training they had all 271 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 1: the replacement players and all that. 272 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 3: We'll be grew Garrymore by herself running the entire office. 273 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, my goodness. All right, we have pop goes the culture. 274 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: We have a song, so we should probably play the song, right. 275 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, Ohio Al did a pop pop for us, John. 276 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: John Pop pop pop pop pop. Thank you the great 277 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: Ohio Al. And first story. These are stories that we 278 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: have uncovered from searching the dark web to give you 279 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: the latest inside skinny on just random things that are interesting, like, 280 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: for example, this has been making the rounds here the 281 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: first ever Florida Man Games. This is big. You'll have 282 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: events like a mullet contest and beer belly sumo wrestling. 283 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 1: I'm all in for that. Put me in man flow. 284 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: I gotta get Marlin's man to go to this or Gascon. 285 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: He's a Florida Man now. And yeah, this is like 286 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: the Redneck Olympics going on here. One guy in Florida 287 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: has decided to honor the Florida Man reputation in Saint Augustine, 288 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: Florida with the first ever Florida Man Games. This guy 289 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: named Pete I said he wanted to give people an 290 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: opportunity to live the Florida Man life for a day. 291 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: And this is a great idea. I wish I had 292 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 1: put the money behind. This is gonna make a ton 293 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: of money. This is gonna be such a big money maker. 294 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: It'll become a yearly thing. It'll be on television and 295 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 1: they'll make money that way, and the Internet is gonna 296 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: be viral the people participating in the games, The Florida 297 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: Man Games competition will be held you twenty fourth. Participants 298 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,480 Speaker 1: will get a chance to take part in all kinds 299 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: of activities, including a weaponized pool noodle mud duel now 300 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: that sounds like fun essence will where goggles designed to 301 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,119 Speaker 1: simulate drunkenness and they'll go at it beer belly as mentioned, 302 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 1: beer Belly Florida Sumo, where your stomach is the only 303 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: weapon you're allowed to deploy. Okay, how about this Evading 304 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 1: arrest obstacle course where you're going to be chased, they say, 305 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,120 Speaker 1: by real actual cops. 306 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 3: You've got oh man Jed who fled needs to sign 307 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,239 Speaker 3: up for this. 308 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be perfect for that. You know who wouldn't 309 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 1: be perform that? Baker Mayfield, who is a Florida Man 310 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: place for the Buccaneers who saw them play the other night. 311 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 1: You have, yeah, a self obviously look in the mirror, 312 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,480 Speaker 1: mullet contest, et cetera. Are some other things here. Florida 313 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,119 Speaker 1: Man Games will also featured two former members of the 314 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: American Gladiators cast Nitro and Ice. 315 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 3: So they the two that haven't died from steroids. 316 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: They dug up Nitro and Ice and they will be 317 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 1: part of this. I gotta tell you, Danny, I'm in. 318 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:20,160 Speaker 1: I'm in thumbs up, thumbs up for the Florida Man Games. 319 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: It's fun. You know what it reminds me of In 320 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 1: Pasadena they had I don't know if they still have it, 321 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 1: the Dude Do Parade. Remember have you ever heard of 322 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,400 Speaker 1: the Dude O Parade? 323 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,680 Speaker 3: Not heard of that? 324 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: Okay, they used to. I don't know if they still 325 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,879 Speaker 1: have it, but they every every year and they'd have 326 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: the Dude Dot Parade, which is like mock. It's kind 327 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 1: of like mocking. It started out mocking the Rose Parade, 328 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: which is yeah, it's like people goofing around and stuff. 329 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: And I think it's been hijacked by certain groups over 330 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: the recent years. But when I was a kid, just 331 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 1: people dressing goofy and funny and walking down Colorado Boulevard 332 00:18:54,720 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 1: or whatever. So having to find fine time, what is next? 333 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,680 Speaker 1: Goes the culture here. A list has popped up of 334 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,640 Speaker 1: twenty eight places women refuse to go on a first date. 335 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 3: We covered this on Covino and Rich. It was popping 336 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 3: up all over Facebook and Instagram, and right off the bat, 337 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,640 Speaker 3: number one is incorrect. 338 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great restaurant. And I would not want 339 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: a data woman that would not want to go to 340 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: the number one restaurant on this list here, Cheesecake Factor. 341 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 2: No. 342 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 3: And I got into the comments immediately and said, you 343 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 3: are a witch if you think there's something wrong with 344 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 3: the cheesecake factory. 345 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. 346 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 3: And the bread alone that they serve you is worth 347 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 3: the visit. 348 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: I would argue the women that approve this list are 349 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,199 Speaker 1: women that will be probably single for a while. You know, 350 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 1: you know, I'm just saying you know what I mean, Danny, Yeah, 351 00:19:56,119 --> 00:20:03,159 Speaker 1: go get another cat, don't do a lost cat magnet next. Yeah, 352 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: like any fast food chain, Buffalo, pretty much every restaurant. 353 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 1: These are only restaurants I go to when I was single. Well, church, 354 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: icond of like, why would you take a date to church? 355 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,719 Speaker 1: That seems a little that seems a little much. Netflix 356 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:25,560 Speaker 1: and Chill basically was on air. No, no long drive, 357 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 1: no sporting events. That's a bad list, man. 358 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 3: Neew plenty of girls back in the day that would 359 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,880 Speaker 3: have loved to go to a sporting event as a date. 360 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. It's ridiculous. 361 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,200 Speaker 3: Well by the way house, your house is on there. Well, 362 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 3: my wife she went to my house on our first date, 363 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 3: so suck it. 364 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. And my first date we technically 365 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,760 Speaker 1: met at a movie theater, although we didn't actually see 366 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: a movie because we couldn't figure the timing didn't work out, 367 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: so we went. I think we went to one of 368 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,640 Speaker 1: the restaurants that is on the list. I closed it out, 369 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: but I think we went to one of those restaurants. 370 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: It was a chain bar diner type restaurant. 371 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 3: Pat, you got her a chili dog? 372 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I went to a waffle How about Russell Wilson. 373 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 1: That story is great. This week Russell Wilson renting out 374 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 1: an entire waffle house for his wife because that's her 375 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: favorite restaurant for her birthday. Baby, get some waffles. I 376 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: have a great time. Sirah. There you go. He's lucky. 377 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: There's waffle houses in Colorado. There are no waffle houses 378 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 1: in California. They stop at Arizona. They did not bring 379 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 1: the waffle house to where we are. 380 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 3: Oh are you saying that's the deciding factor to sign 381 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 3: with the Broncos. 382 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 1: That and the fact he wanted to extort tons of 383 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:54,760 Speaker 1: money and stop playing good football. Humans will become immortal, 384 00:21:55,080 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: but there is a catch, according to AI. The exclusive 385 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 1: report from The Daily Star in London says the secrets 386 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 1: to humans living forever could be they put the curve 387 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:12,480 Speaker 1: that could in there because you know that's weaselter could 388 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: be unlocked at some point within the next seventy seven years. 389 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: I guess we'll be dead if Google's artificial intelligence powered 390 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,919 Speaker 1: software is to be believed. So this is good news 391 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: for your son, Danny, Your son CoA immortal can live forever. 392 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,400 Speaker 1: The claim comes from Google's artificial intelligence powered language model 393 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:39,640 Speaker 1: software called Barred. Never heard of it, but they go 394 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: into some detail there and they say that within seventy 395 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: seven years, of course everyone who is live now will 396 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: either be really old or will be dead. So why 397 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,360 Speaker 1: not go eighty years. You can make predictions from eighty 398 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: years because pretty much everybody will be gone. So yeah, 399 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: just absolutely, just absolutely wonderful. 400 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 3: I'm going to make sure to alphabetize all of our 401 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,439 Speaker 3: hot takes that way, when Koa is a mortal on 402 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 3: the radio, he could be like, let's listen to a 403 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 3: fifth hour podcast hot take from the year twenty twenty one. 404 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: And now a classic let's go back in the hot 405 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,679 Speaker 1: tub time machine to the year twenty twenty two, and 406 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 1: here we go. Next up, we have I don't know 407 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,400 Speaker 1: if I buy this threads. The threads app already has 408 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,280 Speaker 1: one hundred million monthly users. 409 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,160 Speaker 3: Barbiton. 410 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 1: I've stopped going on there. I have a Thread's account, 411 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 1: but I don't really go on there anymore. Did I 412 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: tried it for a while as or whatever. I'll need 413 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 1: to go somewhere if Twitter starts charging everybody, but I'm 414 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 1: not leaving Twitter yet. They haven't done that. I guess 415 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: they're going to charge new people. I'm an old person, 416 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: so I don't think that's gonna matter. But one hundred 417 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,160 Speaker 1: million monthly users and internet experts say that they are 418 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: in position to pass Twitter by that they will absolutely 419 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: destroy Elon's x. Actually what it's called now exis name 420 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: was Twitter. 421 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,679 Speaker 3: I don't feel like it's user friendly. I feel like 422 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 3: Twitter is more straightforward and easy to use, whereas Threads, 423 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,679 Speaker 3: you're looking at it and you're still sort of confused 424 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,160 Speaker 3: as to how they want this thing to work. 425 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to tweak it, they got to update 426 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,639 Speaker 1: it and all that, and it's gotta there's gotta be 427 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: ways you can look at stuff, where like Twitter had 428 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 1: they used to have the tweet deck, which they don't 429 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: have anymore, because you've gotta pay for it. So why 430 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,199 Speaker 1: would you pay for something? What is the first rule? Well, 431 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the first rule of business, Danny, 432 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 1: but it's probably the most important rule of business. If 433 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: you charge people for something that was once free, people 434 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: will no longer use it. It is a basic rule. Yeah, 435 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,679 Speaker 1: despite being the smartest man in the room, Elon Musk 436 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,199 Speaker 1: clearly did not pay attention to that rule. And this 437 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 1: is the problem that the newspaper business had. The newspapers 438 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: started giving their stuff away for free online and then 439 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: they wanted to start charging. No one's going to pay 440 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,159 Speaker 1: for it, So what do you do? And it's problem. 441 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: So if you start out, Hell, the Internet people want 442 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 1: there are people that want the Internet, Yet you have 443 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 1: to pay to go on the internet. Can't do it. 444 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 1: I can't do it right. 445 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 3: No way. Yeah, that'd be like if suddenly we said, hey, 446 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 3: you know what, the fifth Hour, it's not for free anymore. 447 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,639 Speaker 3: Wherever you download your podcast, you're going to have to 448 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,200 Speaker 3: pay us six dollars and ninety nine cents a month. 449 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 1: Heah, now for the right to download the pip And 450 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: there are people that do that, for the right to 451 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: download the podcast. Well, there are those pages. And I'm 452 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,920 Speaker 1: not totally opposed to it. What do they call where 453 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 1: you have to donate money Patreon? Patreon? Yeah, Like I 454 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,400 Speaker 1: wouldn't be against that if I wasn't doing the radio show. 455 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,400 Speaker 1: I mean, they're paying me to do this, so why 456 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: should I. 457 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 3: No. I feel like Patreon is something that a guy 458 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 3: like Howard Stern would have used way back in the 459 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,119 Speaker 3: day when he first started. He would have been like 460 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 3: raw and uncut and for your six dollars a month, 461 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go crazy on this platform. And I get that, 462 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 3: but it would have started like that, like you said, 463 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been something he did for a while 464 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 3: and then been like, oh, I'm gonna spring this on 465 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 3: you at the last minute. Now six dollars or you 466 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 3: can't hear this any longer? 467 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, moving on? What do we have you here? 468 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 2: All right? 469 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: How about this? You want to earn one hundred thousand dollars? 470 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: Danny go to Oregon. An Oregon fisherman actually earns over 471 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars in bounties by removing unwanted species 472 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,360 Speaker 1: in the rivers. So the unwanted species found in the rivers. 473 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: This guy has gotten over one hundred thousand dollars from 474 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 1: doing so. Like, how long does does it actually take? 475 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 3: Though? Who pays him? The state? 476 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,439 Speaker 1: Yes, this fisherman in Oregon, he has taking home a 477 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: grand prize to remove thousands of problem fish throughout the rivers. Here, 478 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,679 Speaker 1: the anglers earned over one hundred and seven thousand, eight 479 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: hundred bounties. He took part in the twenty twenty three 480 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 1: Northern Pike Minnow Sport Reward program, and the guy caught 481 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 1: this is crazy, almost eleven thousand Northern Pike minnows during 482 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 1: the season from May through September. And because of that, 483 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,879 Speaker 1: the reward program this guy cashed in that is that 484 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 1: is nuts. 485 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:52,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they do with it? Is eleven thousand fish. 486 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: I'm reading the store here at the second place. How 487 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: about if you're in second place? Second place got nine thousand, 488 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,880 Speaker 1: seven hundred and eighty six, so they still made ninety 489 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: so it's not like that's not too bad. But he's 490 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: about ten thousand less than this guy took away. But man, 491 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: the first twenty five in one season worth six dollars each. 492 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: After twenty five they're worth eight dollars each, and after 493 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 1: two hundred they're worth ten dollars each. 494 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 3: And that's a cool That is a cool. Last job. 495 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 3: When I leave, when I finally blow this popsicle stand 496 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 3: and I say I'm retiring from radio, and people say, 497 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,919 Speaker 3: what are you going to do? I ain't gonna go 498 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 3: be a campus supervisor. I'm not going to be a 499 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 3: bus driver. I'm not going to be a superintendent or 500 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 3: a principal or advice. No, I'm gonna be a damn 501 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 3: angler And I'm going to get one hundred thousand dollars 502 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 3: for sucking some pike out of the ocean. 503 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 1: It's gotta be a great gig, right, although it must 504 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 1: be stressful because if you're not catching stuff at that rate. Though, 505 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: this guy must have he must have known the all 506 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: the trick and all that. So the pike minnows have 507 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,760 Speaker 1: played an active role in the Columbia and Snake River 508 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,240 Speaker 1: systems in Oregon. They've been eating millions of salmon and 509 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,760 Speaker 1: steelhead juveniles, so all that there was protecting the salmon. 510 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 3: Ah. There you go with the money. They know the 511 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 3: money makers. 512 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes all the sense in the world. They 513 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: The numbers are out from Mattel after the summer blockbuster 514 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: movie of the Barbie Movie, and the claim has made 515 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: that the Barbie sales went up fourteen percent. Mattel sales 516 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: of Barbie four shouldn't have been more than that. That 517 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: seems like it's not enough. I don't know that thing. 518 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 3: I guess it's always been a good seller though. 519 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fair point. And plus, the people that 520 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 1: went to the Barbie movie most likely had already tons 521 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: of Barbies, you know, right, so they probably had tons 522 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 1: of them. So they didn't really need it and all that. Anyway, 523 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that. It is Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, 524 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 1: Saturday Fun Day today, and he plans Danny, I'm trying 525 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: to think. Well, I got the TV show which is 526 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 1: still airing all over the place. Check your local TV listings. 527 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 1: Please help us out, Benny versus the Penny. We'd love 528 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,640 Speaker 1: to have you watch that and some different times this 529 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 1: weekend because of the NBA playing games and whatnot, So 530 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 1: make sure you check your schedule. But what are you 531 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: got going on today, Danny? 532 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 3: I'm gonna take the WiFi to get some breakfast. We'll 533 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,720 Speaker 3: see how long we can stay there at the breakfast 534 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 3: place before CoA starts to get antsy and starts crying 535 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 3: and wants the booby. Yeah. Then we're gonna go to 536 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 3: the outlets. Beautiful ben Camarillo, California. I know you've taken 537 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 3: little flights into that airport there. 538 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: I have have gone by the Camerio Airport. 539 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, home of the Strawberry Festival. Oh nice, to the 540 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,200 Speaker 3: Nike outlet there? 541 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: Oh okay? And are they are they really cheap? 542 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,680 Speaker 3: They're about fifty percent off retail. Now the problem there 543 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 3: there's a shit ton of people inside that outlet. There's 544 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 3: a Puma right next door. There's a couple other shoe 545 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 3: spots as well. We usually go in there and then 546 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 3: you feel a little claustrophobic because there's so many people 547 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 3: inside the store. Get one pair, stand in a long line, 548 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 3: and then get the hell out of there. 549 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: Gotcha? 550 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 3: All right? 551 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: Well that sounds like a night mirror for me. But welcome. 552 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: I hope you have a great time, and I'm sure 553 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 1: we'll hear all about it next week. We had another podcast. 554 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: Remember NFL. Obviously, if everyone's playing this weekend in the NFL, 555 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 1: no bye weeks this week, you need to download the mailbag. 556 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 1: We will find out. I do not even know the numbers. 557 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,360 Speaker 1: Danny has not told me the numbers on how last 558 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: week's podcast did. We'll find out together. Have a great Saturday. 559 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,280 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next time. 560 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't forget Benny versus the Penny. Watch that today. 561 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 3: I'm going to watch it at eleven PM on the 562 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 3: Laker Channel. 563 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 1: Well, it's just a TV channel. I don't know that 564 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 1: I call it the Laker. It's a TV channaker channel. 565 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:08,720 Speaker 1: It's the Ben Mellor Laker Channel TV channel. I don't 566 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,480 Speaker 1: know that I would say Laker Channel. I mean it's 567 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,520 Speaker 1: got other shows on. 568 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 3: Just check your local listings. 569 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 1: It's called Spectrum Sports Net is what it's called. 570 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 3: It's the Ben Mellor Laker Channel. I'll be watching your 571 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,960 Speaker 3: show there later. Skater gotta murder. I gotta go.