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Speaker 1: absurdly cool anyway. They have a huge Egypt section in there,

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Speaker 1: with mummies and stuff like that. Oh it's awesome, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're not in your head for.

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Speaker 1: It's like fifty dollars to get in. There's no way

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Speaker 1: you pay those prices. Let me guess. Hold on, before

427
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: you say anything. You went on half price day or something,

428
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Speaker 1: didn't you, you? Dad? He did, I knew it, of

429
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: course you did. Of course he did. Oh gosh, that's

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Speaker 1: so stereotypical. Yeah, I hope you're embarrassed right now. I

431
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: hope you're us now. Everybody knows anyway, Egypt is old

432
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: and great, and they knew it. I keep getting sidetracked day.

433
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: This happens when I'm in too good of a mood.

434
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: What I need to do is start coming in hungover

435
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Speaker 1: or something. Chris, I'm just foul, all right, Alexander, he

436
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Speaker 1: knows logistics are a huge part of his campaign because

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Speaker 1: he is so far from home. When they talk about

438
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Speaker 1: his conquest of Persia, they make it sound like he

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Speaker 1: conquered this army one day and then took off the

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Speaker 1: next day and did this and the next day did that. No,

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Speaker 1: it was fight a huge battle and then find a

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Speaker 1: soft place to land where you can rest your head,

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Speaker 1: let your men recuperate, and make sure your army's well fed.

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Speaker 1: That's what he found in Egypt. Because Egypt was the one,

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Speaker 1: as nice as they were, who didn't want to be

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Speaker 1: under the Persian yoke anymore, and Alexander a lesson all

447
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Speaker 1: the other want to be conquerors should have taken. Alexander

448
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: was very careful to make sure he presented his conquest

449
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Speaker 1: as a liberation of the people. Conquer after conqueror after conqueror.

450
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Speaker 1: Screwed this up. It was the great failure of Hitler.

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Speaker 1: It was Hitler's great failure. I mean, I realized he

452
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Speaker 1: was no military genius either. But if he could have

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Speaker 1: set aside his anti Semitism, which I know is asking

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Speaker 1: a lot to ask Hitler, that's pretty much to find him.

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Speaker 1: But if he could have or even just hit it.

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to he didn't have to

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Speaker 1: love Jews, but just don't murder all of them, Hitler

458
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Speaker 1: would have conquered Russia. You realized that they hated their

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Speaker 1: government in Russia. They were perfectly happy to be liberated,

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Speaker 1: except these idiot Nazis storm in and start murdering all

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Speaker 1: the Jews and Gypsies and everybody else. So they made

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Speaker 1: themselves hated too. That take that. Take note. If you

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Speaker 1: ever decide you're gonna lead an army in conquer Mexico,

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Speaker 1: as we've talked about several times on this show, what Chris,

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Speaker 1: you must present yourself as a liberator. You cannot present

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Speaker 1: yourself as the new king who's here to smite him anyway.

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Speaker 1: Alexander does this well. His army gets rested and recuperated.

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Speaker 1: By now, Darius the Third. That's the only other name

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you today, Darius the third. He's the

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Speaker 1: big Cheese and the Persian Empire. By now, he understands

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Speaker 1: this Alexander guy is a serious, serious problem. We are

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Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. He had previously been very

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Speaker 1: that's what the Persian king's title was, you tend to

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Speaker 1: be fairly dismissive. When you've been running the Persian Empire,

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Speaker 1: you don't worry about really anyone. Well, now he realizes

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Speaker 1: is on his own soil. So he gathers a massive force,

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Speaker 1: and absolutely massive force, and they set out. Now, this

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Speaker 1: How big was it? Well, I'll explain in a minute.

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Speaker 1: One of the great military blunders of all time was this,

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Speaker 1: Darius the Third sends in army to go stop Alexander

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Speaker 1: the Great, who was already winning everywhere he went. Because

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Speaker 1: that's what Alexander the Great did. And there was a way,

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Speaker 1: a route to get into the heart of the Persian

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Speaker 1: Empire called the Gates. And no, it's different than the

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Speaker 1: three hundred Gates that were a totally different part of

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Speaker 1: the world. Here, stay focused anyway, it was called the Gates,

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Speaker 1: one of those places where if you put the men

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Speaker 1: in resources there, it was impregnable. You were simply not

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Speaker 1: going to get through it. Alexander the Great's entire campaign

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Speaker 1: stops there. If the Persians get there and dig in instead,

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00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: they send this tiny little force there that just gets

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Speaker 1: brushed aside by Alexander. And I want you to understand this.

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Speaker 1: Alexander the Great was understandably the cockiest human being in

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Speaker 1: the history of mankind. He thought he was part God.

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Speaker 1: His parents, I believe, I think I think his mother,

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Speaker 1: if I remember right, told him he was a descendant

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Speaker 1: of Hercules. I'm not making this up. Like and up

545
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Speaker 1: to this point he's seen nothing to prove him otherwise.

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Speaker 1: So we're talking about the cocky seaman being on the planet.

547
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Speaker 1: He admitted later on my entire campaign stops and fails.

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Speaker 1: If they had just built up that gate like he

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Speaker 1: said it, they could have stopped me right here. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing. I don't know why they

551
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Speaker 1: didn't stop me right here. Darius chooses not to stop

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Speaker 1: him there. Instead chooses to set up on a plane,

553
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Speaker 1: a big, wide, open plane, and crush this whipper snapper

554
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Speaker 1: once and for all. How is he going to crush

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Speaker 1: Alexander the Great? Well, Alexander the Great has roughly forty

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Speaker 1: seven thousand troops. How many does Darius have? I don't know,

557
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Speaker 1: but it's a lot. The reason I say I don't

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Speaker 1: know is because I've read five things on this last night,

559
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Speaker 1: and it ran the gamut from one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand to a million. They think he might have had

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Speaker 1: a million. Now that's absurd. I don't think you could.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you could field an army that size

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Speaker 1: back then, Let's just call it a quarter million. Let's

564
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Speaker 1: call it a quarterman. That's a nice number. But understand

565
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Speaker 1: when I say that, I have no idea, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: The place is called Galgamella. Alexander the Great sets up

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Speaker 1: on a hill, the hill overlooking the plane. Darius again

568
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Speaker 1: made a mistake. He had the hill and then gave

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Speaker 1: up the hill and gave it to Alexander. Alexander the Great.

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Speaker 1: His men are saying things to him, like a boss,

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Speaker 1: we're just a little bit out numbered here. What are

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Speaker 1: we gonna do? Alexander the Great I'm paraphrasing, says, well,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go kill him. All. He has a plan.

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Speaker 1: He rests his men, He observes Darius because he's not

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Speaker 1: on the hill. His men have to remain alert at

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Speaker 1: all times and to wait. But he's not all that concerned.

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Speaker 1: Why well, he has thirty thousand cavalry alone, and a

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Speaker 1: lot of his cavalry is are these things called scithed chariots.

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Speaker 1: What you need to understand about a scithe chariot is,

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Speaker 1: I know, you know what a chariot is. This is

581
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Speaker 1: a chariot with a gigantic blade sticking out each wheel.

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Speaker 1: And yes, they do exactly what you think they do.

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Speaker 1: They turn over really really fast, and they chop people

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Speaker 1: in half. The chariot drives by you and chops you

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Speaker 1: in half. If you're lucky. It'll only slice off your

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Speaker 1: leg if you happen to be kneeling. Well, don't lose

587
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Speaker 1: your head. This is terrifying for an army to face,

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Speaker 1: unless your armies Alexander the Great, Alexander the Great knows

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Speaker 1: this is coming. Instead, he just sets his troops up

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Speaker 1: really really really far apart, instead of standing side by side,

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Speaker 1: so the chariots can just ride through and slice everyone open.

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Speaker 1: He spreads his men out, the chariots charge. The men

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Speaker 1: just simply step aside and spear. The chariot tears on

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Speaker 1: story here. The cavalry for the Persians, they attacked Alexander,

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Speaker 1: get done with this week's This week in Wokeism. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe if you're sending your kid to college,

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Speaker 1: you should avoid Villanova. I want to say that the

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Speaker 1: Marxist foundation of critical race theory is at base as

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Speaker 1: spiritual concern. Marx was concerned that our modern systems were

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Speaker 1: flattening that humanity and alienating us from the creative endeavor

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Speaker 1: verse that that we were uh well Christians would say

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Speaker 1: we were designed to emulate into into practice. So the

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Speaker 1: core question for critical race theory is one of releasing people,

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Speaker 1: especially people of color, especially black people, from the oppressive

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Speaker 1: systems that deny us access to our species being, including racism.

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Speaker 1: It's Marxism, my point being critical race theories Marxism is

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Speaker 1: function is fundamentally a spiritual uh concern, still sending your

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Speaker 1: kids to school? How much you can pay for that

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Speaker 1: twenty thirty That was me. Of course that was me

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Speaker 1: because it was so brilliant on my TV show on

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Speaker 1: the first. The show is called I'm Right. It's on

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Speaker 1: every single night, nine o'clock Eastern time. But now you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get into Fauci,

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Speaker 1: before I get into the hacking, before I get into everything,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about something real quick. You can lose entire

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Speaker 1: wars by not holding on to one critical thing. You know,

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Speaker 1: like Darius the Third could have could have stopped Alexander

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Speaker 1: the Great, but didn't send men to the gate. Could

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Speaker 1: have stopped him Alexander the Great, you probably don't know

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Speaker 1: his name. If Darius the Third sends an army and

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Speaker 1: stops him in the gate. I was reading about this

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Speaker 1: story last night, and I thought to myself, as I

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Speaker 1: look at how much the world has gone mad, how

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Speaker 1: much America itself has gone mad. I mean, every single

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Speaker 1: part of it seems to be infected. And I think

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Speaker 1: to myself, do we win the Cold War? Did we

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Speaker 1: actually stop the communists. Oh, I realize we beat the

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Speaker 1: Soviet Union. I'm not I'm not debating that. But did

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Speaker 1: we did we win the actual Cold War? If it

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Speaker 1: was against communism? Wrap your mind around this. Wrap your

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Speaker 1: mind around that. All of America, the country was committed

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Speaker 1: to defeating communism back in the day, committed to it,

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Speaker 1: and understandably so, because it's the opposite of everything our

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Speaker 1: culture stands for. You know, individual liberty, belief in God,

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Speaker 1: things like that. That's what American culture is. I don't

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Speaker 1: care whether that's what you believe. That's what American culture is.

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Speaker 1: It's what rights our culture unique. Federal government is small,

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Speaker 1: there are there are limited things the government can do

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Speaker 1: to you. Our laws are based on the Judeo Christian values.

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Speaker 1: That's that's our culture. That's a culture of our society.

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Speaker 1: Communism stands opposite of all those things. We fought hard

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Speaker 1: against it, as we should have. But wrap your mind

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Speaker 1: around this. Communists now educate your kids, not even just

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Speaker 1: in college. Communists, as you just heard in that clip,

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Speaker 1: they educate your kids in college, They educate your kids

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Speaker 1: in grade school. Communists now bring you the news every

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Speaker 1: single Wrap your mind around that. The American people fought

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Speaker 1: all these wars and fought did all this fighting against communism,

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Speaker 1: and now the American people end up a long, hard

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Speaker 1: day sit down. Turn on the TV. Honey, thanks for dinner.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Fete cheaty. Let's see what's on the news.

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Speaker 1: And they get their news from communists. The products we

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Speaker 1: buy communists you enjoy in LGBTQ plus month. Yet have

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Speaker 1: you seen enough rain to last you a lifetime? Yet?

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Speaker 1: Enjoying that, enjoying that cultural Marxism. So it's a good time, right,

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Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't hold the gate. Maybe we should have

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Speaker 1: held the gate more email, Sylvia. Masks are really for

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Speaker 1: infected people to prevent them from spreading infection to people

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Speaker 1: who are not infected, rather than protecting uninfected people from

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Speaker 1: acquiring infection. The typical mask you buy in the drug

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Speaker 1: store is not really effective in keeping out virus which

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Speaker 1: is small enough to pass through material. That's weird. Who

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Speaker 1: is that, Chris? Who is this fake news guy denying

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Speaker 1: the science out there about masks? I want to know

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Speaker 1: who this science denier is, who won't listen to the

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Speaker 1: experts and won't listen to the doctors. This is absurd.

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Speaker 1: We have to put a stop to this guy. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's get a hold of someone. Make sure his social

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Speaker 1: media accounts are banned. We're not going to have fake

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Speaker 1: news spread around. Oh oh wait a minute, hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me see this. Oh that was sent by one

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Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci. Send it to Sylvia Burwell on February fifth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty. I'm not going to go into the gigantic

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Speaker 1: Fouci emails specifically today, in case you're wondering, buzz Feed

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Speaker 1: to their credit. Want to make sure I give them credit.

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Speaker 1: They did a massive FOIA request, a Freedom of Information

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Speaker 1: Act request soliciting doctor Fauci's emails because he's government employees

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Speaker 1: are government emails. They got hold of them. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to go into all the details because the details

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Speaker 1: don't matter. What does matter is this. You know that

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Speaker 1: guy out there who's been telling you none of what

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Speaker 1: you see is real. Everything the system tells you was

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Speaker 1: a lie. So that guy who's been saying, who's that guy?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's me? Yeah, he was right the whole time.

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Speaker 1: The emails show for a fact, doctor Fauch, you knew

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Speaker 1: very early on. Your stupid masks are stupid. He knew

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Speaker 1: very early on. There's a chance. This thing came from

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Speaker 1: a lab. Knew he knew all the things you know

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Speaker 1: now and that you've known for a while. He knew

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Speaker 1: them too. But he went on TV time and time again,

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Speaker 1: and he scared the American people to death. And now

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Speaker 1: the economy is in shambles, the mental health of a

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Speaker 1: nation is in shambles. Trillions in damage, the lives lost,

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Speaker 1: not from COVID, from all the other things that stem

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Speaker 1: from our COVID stuff. The lives lost, lives destroyed. It's unquantifiable.

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Speaker 1: It's unquantifiable. And yet he's out there selling a book.

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Speaker 1: He'll never be held to account. None of these people will.

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Speaker 1: And I have a couple of things I need to

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Speaker 1: One some of this is on Donald Trump, who put

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Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci in front of a camera time and time

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Speaker 1: and time again. Who put Anthony Fauci in front of

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Speaker 1: a camera, who don't act like Joe Biden hired Anthony Fauci.

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Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci every single day sitting down with the president.

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Speaker 1: Lockdown mask, We're gonna die, lockdown mask, We're gonna die.

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Speaker 1: Trump gave that man the pulpit. Now you can say, ah,

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Speaker 1: Trump changed his mind. Yeah, when it was too late.

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Speaker 1: Right about the time it was too late, he changed

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Speaker 1: his mind. That's one. You know what. The second hard

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Speaker 1: thing to hear is, I'll tell you in a second,

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Speaker 1: And the reason I say it like that is I

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Speaker 1: decide I'm gonna quit. It's bad for me. I'm gonna quit.

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, I don't need any help. I'm just

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