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Speaker 1: It takes the burden off you, and for that I

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm excited to hear that, and we get ready

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Speaker 3: Guys, gals, non binary pals, welcome to Bananas. I'm sitting

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Speaker 3: here cross digitally from Scotty Landis that over there?

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Speaker 1: Is the one on Die Kurt brown Ohler, star of

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Speaker 1: Barbarian on HBO Max Soon.

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Speaker 3: It is true, it is coming to HBO Max. But

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Speaker 3: more importantly, folks, Yes, is my new hour, my new

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Speaker 3: stand up hour, perfectly stupid. It's coming out October twenty

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Speaker 3: seventh on Moment And this is cool?

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Speaker 2: Why is it cool? Scottie?

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Speaker 1: It is so cool? Well, One, I was there and

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Speaker 1: But two, it's you get to watch it from the

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Speaker 1: So don't sit on your hands. Download this thing and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people have been like, well, where is it? Where

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Speaker 3: I'm like this place. Moment you go and it's like,

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Speaker 2: Plus there is a there's a there's a credit.

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Speaker 3: There's an end credit scene Scottie with Joe Patron, so

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Speaker 2: So please go and get it right now. You can

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Speaker 3: Are you Are you ready for me to bring out

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Speaker 1: I'm ready because she's also a comedian, so she can

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so goddamn bunny.

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Speaker 3: I have loved her ever since I saw her perform

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Speaker 3: Who Kill. You should be listening to her wonderful podcast,

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Speaker 6: Oh Hello, how the hell are we?

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Speaker 1: So good? So good? And I bet you sound great

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Speaker 7: Like we all clearly are doing, it happens. Yeah, you

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Speaker 7: I've been up your ass looking beyond the goddamn podgan.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, honey.

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Speaker 3: I do have my wife screams on a hair trigger.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever had people in the front road

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Speaker 3: Wow, I wish I had seen that. I remember in

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Speaker 7: I got played off for my first time. Nineteen years

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Speaker 6: Right now?

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Speaker 7: It was like I've been doing coming for nineteen years.

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Speaker 7: I was like, I went, I went to the booker.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, you're fuck man. I'm like, I'm trying to

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Speaker 7: Also, it was one of those shows too, where you

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Speaker 7: all fucking out micros. I'm like, but I'm the other

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Speaker 6: It was wild.

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Speaker 6: Whatever the fuck was there? Kingong? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: Nuts pretty great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one another one hit it here it is, Oh,

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Speaker 3: King Charles has hired a full time piper to wake

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, baby boy, you give this guy

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Speaker 3: This is in Yahoo Life, but also in Cosmopolitan That counts,

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Speaker 3: written by Mahara Bonner is invest in the bizit talking about.

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Speaker 1: Pipe sure here they are good here.

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Speaker 3: It is today in the Royals being extra beyond belief.

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Speaker 3: It appears as though King Charles, man, who hates pens

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Speaker 3: with a passion I don't know that story, has hired

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Speaker 3: a piper to wake him up by playing bagpipes out

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Speaker 3: his window at nine am every day, because apparently hitting

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Speaker 3: snooze on an iPhone alarm just won't do. I appreciate

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Speaker 3: the exclamation points without capitalization, thank you very much, Mahara.

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Speaker 3: The employment of a personal piper is actually something of

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Speaker 3: a tradition among monarchs.

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Speaker 2: One the Queen Elizabeth also enjoyed. According to the sun on.

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Speaker 3: Charles recruited pipe Major Paul Burns for the job who

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Speaker 3: Quote his mother adored having her piper. It's a lovely tradition,

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Speaker 3: a source mused. Everyone remembers that moment the pipe major

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Speaker 3: Everyone is delighted the quirky job did not disappear with her.

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Speaker 3: The tradition is for it to happen at nine am,

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Speaker 3: but the King is always awake much earlier.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do they have to do nine am?

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Speaker 1: They're sleeping in.

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Speaker 3: Major Paul Burns tweeted about his experience.

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Speaker 1: Do we need it? Do we?

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Speaker 2: Does the pipe major need a twitter?

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Speaker 1: I'm following it, he tweeted.

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Speaker 3: Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth Second was my colonel in chief

448
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Speaker 3: and her husband, Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh was

449
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Speaker 3: my Royal cur ernal to have played the pipes at

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Speaker 3: both of their funerals and Windsor Castle, as a high honor,

451
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Speaker 3: as a serving soldier, as a young lad.

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Speaker 2: I live close to Bellmark.

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Speaker 6: I go.

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Speaker 3: That's the end, folks, He's got a bagpiper. That's the

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Speaker 3: whole point of the story.

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Speaker 7: I can speak, I can speak very. I used to

457
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Speaker 7: highland dance as a young child.

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Speaker 3: No Irish step dance. Highland dancing is Spottish.

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Speaker 6: Guess what.

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Speaker 7: It's played by the bagpipes, So is the bag pipes

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Speaker 7: through eighteen? Did I also learn to play the bag

462
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Speaker 7: pipes when I was eighteen years old? Yes?

463
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Speaker 6: I did, Yes, I did. I played for wow. And

464
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Speaker 6: I'll tell you right now, very bad sound that is.

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Speaker 6: It is a very irritating, especially if it's that.

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Speaker 7: Courtyard echoing, very annoying, very very bad sound.

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Speaker 6: Gonna start your day off on the wrong side of

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Speaker 6: the bed, I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 1: What a crazy way to start your day. What a

470
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Speaker 1: non soothing Like if my phone alarm kicks into loud

471
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Speaker 1: too fast, I get furious at it and it's like

472
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Speaker 1: light jazz stylings. This is crazy.

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Speaker 6: It's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Like the way that it starts. You know where the

475
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Speaker 3: bags are just going before the thing is.

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Speaker 6: Bigpipes don't start automatically. You have to warm it up.

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Speaker 7: He probably up a little bit, like, you can't tune

478
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Speaker 7: that up in quiet, there's no fucking pillow to cover

479
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Speaker 7: it up with.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna die.

481
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Speaker 7: Also, right after his mother died, he goes over taps, Hey, uh,

482
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Speaker 7: great service. Can you come open for me every morning?

483
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Speaker 7: Like as his mom's getting lowered into the fucking grave,

484
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Speaker 7: he's asking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, yes.

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Speaker 2: Old pipe major Paul Burns was so excited.

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Speaker 3: Finally not have to play the bagpipes every morning at

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Speaker 3: nine am.

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Speaker 1: Oh what a.

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Speaker 6: Smart thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Oh, King Chucky would like you to do it for himself.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, another twenty years of waking up a person

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Speaker 1: that already kind of looks like a corpse with bagpipes. Ah,

494
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Speaker 1: nothing normal about it.

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Speaker 7: Oh, so like, go make him come into your fucking bedroom, asshole,

496
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Speaker 7: and now you're gonna wake up every person in the

497
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Speaker 7: fucking neighborhood with the damn bagpipes exactly.

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Speaker 1: And I've you know, there's sort of a joke that

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Speaker 1: you know, like all bagpiping kind of sounds the same,

500
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Speaker 1: or it's all sort of you know, some people love it,

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Speaker 1: I guess, but I've heard bad bagpipers. I've heard somebody

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Speaker 1: that was not good at it, and it is the

503
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Speaker 1: one of the funniest things in the world. I heard

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Speaker 1: it at a cemetery, not at a funeral I was at,

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Speaker 1: but I think it was at Greenwood in Brooklyn. I

506
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Speaker 1: was just walking around looking for birds and I heard

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Speaker 1: somebody kicking into whatever to send them and it was

508
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Speaker 1: so bad that I just started laughing. And then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: if anybody sees me, it looks like I'm just watching

510
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Speaker 1: their funeral and cracking up, like it's the funniest thing

511
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Speaker 1: in town. But it was all off pitch and key

512
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Speaker 1: or whatever it is. It was so bad.

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Speaker 3: There was also a guy who would just bagpipe in

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Speaker 3: Greenwood Cemetery just oh as well. Oh so he would

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Speaker 3: stand up on top of a hill and he would

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Speaker 3: just be there because I used to live on that street,

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Speaker 3: so I would, Yeah, hear.

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Speaker 2: It a lot.

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Speaker 1: But as practicing.

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Speaker 3: As a Canadian does the what is the like as

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Speaker 3: a Canadian? How how do you feel about the the

522
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Speaker 3: royal family because you're you're tertiarily related.

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Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, And my grandma was like obsessed with her

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Speaker 7: in a way that was bizarre.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Why so we a lot of a lot of memorabilia.

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Speaker 7: She makes me read about her a lot.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't really know.

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Speaker 7: Canadians don't really talk about them like she's on her

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Speaker 7: money and that's it.

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Speaker 6: We're not. Like, no one talks about the queen.

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Speaker 1: Really right, good?

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Speaker 3: And I heard the Canada is not going to change

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Speaker 3: their money, right, They're just going to keep the old

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Speaker 3: queen on.

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Speaker 7: I think so that's that was. Look, I don't I

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Speaker 7: don't use that money anymore, but yeah, I think.

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Speaker 1: It's trash.

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Speaker 2: Refused to visit. You just pay it American dollars.

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Speaker 6: I do use my car from America. I do yet,

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Speaker 6: of course right now, of course I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: we don't.

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Speaker 7: I don't think we like, we don't learn much about

545
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Speaker 7: it in school, Like it's just kind of okay.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: It's just she's there but not really or maybe I'm

548
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Speaker 7: just stupid. I was so busy hearing ringing from bagpipes

549
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Speaker 7: in my ears, from hearing it my entire life, So

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Speaker 7: I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want to sound a big yes.

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Speaker 7: Very hard to p I will say they're also the

553
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Speaker 7: finger grouping. You have to do a really weird twist

554
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Speaker 7: with your pinky where you flick it couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Really, that's very hard.

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Speaker 7: And you practice on a thing called the chanter and

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Speaker 7: that sounds way worse than anything else.

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Speaker 2: A chanter, What does it look like? It's just a

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Speaker 2: little pipe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just the bottom part. So and it's just

561
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Speaker 6: like the ah that's that's the high pitch. Like it's horrible.

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Speaker 7: My dad used to put on like headphones and like

563
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Speaker 7: Blair fucking bon jovin his goddat ears.

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Speaker 6: When I've practiced, you hated it.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, that's cool, But like I, I don't mind

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Speaker 1: the sound of a bagpipe, but the idea of waking

567
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Speaker 1: up to it is comical, Like it really is just

568
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Speaker 1: so outland. It's the sound you don't want to hear

569
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Speaker 1: before lunch. It's an after lunch instrument. Yes, that's cool though,

570
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Speaker 1: but also back to having like the Royals on the

571
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Speaker 1: Canadian money, Why we should change who's on the money

572
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Speaker 1: all the time. I don't like the numbers on there.

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Speaker 1: Why are we still looking at Benjamin Franklin and Abe

574
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Speaker 1: Lincoln and George I don't want to look at these

575
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Speaker 1: old dudes. Like, put some cool people on there like.

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Speaker 3: It when they let the states make quarters where it's

577
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Speaker 3: just like, we don't. We're gonna fucking just put up

578
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Speaker 3: a tree on ours. We don't get ship. It's like

579
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: every stage, just like we got a bird on ours,

580
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Speaker 3: We got a tree on ours. Like, what's your state

581
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Speaker 3: known for? We throw it out a coin. We don't care.

582
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Speaker 1: Yeah, put Oprah on money.

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Speaker 7: We had two nies that like a fucking polar bear,

584
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Speaker 7: and people were like getting pissed off polar Who cares,

585
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Speaker 7: It's just that's cool.

586
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Speaker 3: Are their polar bears? Are their polar bears in the

587
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Speaker 3: upper parts? Of course I've never seen them, but I'm

588
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Speaker 3: sure they're up there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we go all the way up, of course they do.

590
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Speaker 1: They go all the way to the kenda goes all

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Speaker 1: the way to the top.

592
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Speaker 6: Baby, they walk to the top and they just stay there.

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Speaker 3: It's polar bears are North animals and not South animals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, South animals is only the pank penguin, right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, mm hmmmmmm.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you get confused, guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, and nobody watches the Olympics anymore because

598
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Speaker 1: they got super boring. But I bet if you won

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Speaker 1: the most goals for your country, and they put you

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Speaker 1: on one hundred dollars bill. People would be trying real

601
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Speaker 1: hard to get on currency for four years.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were going to go the other way,

603
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Speaker 3: which was either going to be having polar Bears in

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Speaker 3: the Olympics or that you had to kill.

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Speaker 2: A polar bear as an Olympic sport. I thought it

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Speaker 2: was one or the other.

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Speaker 1: I mean, having a polar bear on the Olympics would

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Speaker 1: be pretty great.

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Speaker 2: Polar Bear Bob's led team. I'm in.

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Speaker 3: I'm in fast and powerful and after work together, that's

611
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Speaker 3: against their strength.

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Speaker 1: Mmm. You want me to tease you into the next one?

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Speaker 1: Please do? This one is very close to our hearts

614
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Speaker 1: because Kurt and I just walked across all of Los

615
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Speaker 1: Angeles nineteen miles over the weekend and we saw this

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Speaker 1: many many times. Amanda Jean sent this in thank you.

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Speaker 1: Amanda Jean Food Delivery Robot rolls through Active Crime Seed.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we should have opened with this one.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear about this.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back with more bananas right after this, folks.

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Speaker 3: We are back Scotch drunk Dragon. Can you can you

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Speaker 3: ye any shout outs?

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Speaker 1: I do? I have three quick ones. Amy is shouting

624
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Speaker 1: out Ellen and Jordan. They just have a new baby

625
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Speaker 1: and Jordan recently survived a brain surgery, successful brain surgery.

626
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Speaker 1: So that's a big couple months for these two love birds,

627
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Speaker 1: and not nearly as important. They were at our Indianapolis show, Kurt.

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Speaker 1: That was a very fun show.

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Speaker 2: That was a very fun show.

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Speaker 1: It was one of our first shows recorded. That's right,

631
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Speaker 1: it was one of our lost episodes because the guy

632
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Speaker 1: got so excited he turned it off when we started,

633
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Speaker 1: and then when we stopped he turned it on. Great show.

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Speaker 1: Another Amy, a different Amy, has been listening to Bananas

635
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Speaker 1: at one and a half time speed and wondering why

636
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Speaker 1: nobody was talking about how weird our theme song now sounds.

637
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: She just thought it was super fast and nobody cared,

638
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Speaker 1: but then discovered that one of her toddler twins accidentally

639
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Speaker 1: sped it up and accidentally posted her husband's bank account

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Speaker 1: to their Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Toddler.

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Speaker 1: So I'm shouting out those twin toddlers and good luck, Amy,

643
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Speaker 1: You're gonna have your handful in life. And last, but

644
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Speaker 1: not least, this one got buried a little bit earlier

645
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Speaker 1: this summer, but I definitely want to shout it out

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Speaker 1: Lindsay Hyler, who I went to high school with, Kurt

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Speaker 1: whoa Okay, A woman named Lauren Mackenzie told me that

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Speaker 1: Lindsay was recognized as a top ten nurse practitioner in

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Speaker 1: Maryland by Baltimore Magazine. So it's an excellence in nursing

650
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Speaker 1: and they basically picked the best of the best, and

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Speaker 1: it says this recognition confirms that everyone who has met

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Speaker 1: her or work with her already knows that she's truly

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Speaker 1: the best in the business. So, Lindsay, if I see

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Speaker 1: you at a reuse, if I see you at the

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Speaker 1: fifty year Franklin High School reunion, crabcakes are on me.

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Speaker 2: Crab cakes are on, crabcas.

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Speaker 1: Crab cacks on And that's all I got.

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Speaker 3: And we are here with the fantastic comedians Steph toe

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Speaker 3: lev Steph tell us about Steph Infection.

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Speaker 2: Is such a funny name for your podcast.

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Speaker 6: Exactly what it is.

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Speaker 7: It's a It's a podcast all about gross and weird

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Speaker 7: body elments that you know, everyone has something most I

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Speaker 7: talked to a lot of comedians, porn stars and actors.

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Speaker 7: It's a lot of stories that, like, you know, you

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Speaker 7: don't normally like to talk about.

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Speaker 6: On stage because it could be a bit too gross

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Speaker 6: and not that.

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Speaker 7: But yeah, everyone's I think everyone's got a story of

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Speaker 7: a weird body thing they have, so it's.

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Speaker 2: Of course, oh, that's a great idea for a podcast.

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Speaker 6: I know someone actually I forgot that. My dad did

673
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Speaker 6: an episode. He's an electrician.

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Speaker 7: He talked about how people get left shoot all the

675
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Speaker 7: time and they just find their teeth and.

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Speaker 6: He said it cool.

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Speaker 7: He react because he's like people who just die and

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Speaker 7: they know who they are. And a girl heard this

679
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Speaker 7: on the podcast and she called she phoned to this

680
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 7: other thing yesterday and she said that her husband is

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Speaker 7: just is an apprentice, and now she got so worried

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Speaker 7: for my dad's story.

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Speaker 6: She put on her insurance. And I'm like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 6: helping people.

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Speaker 1: There's saving teeth, saving lives and saving teeth. I had

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Speaker 1: something recently, so I went to a dermatologists for the

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Speaker 1: first time since like twenty twenty, I guess right before

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Speaker 1: the Great Choir and because I have like freckles and

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Speaker 1: molts and stuff, and so I was just doing a

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Speaker 1: full body scan totally and she was like, oh, that one,

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Speaker 1: let's remove that one if you're cool. I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. She was like. She's like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you have to worry about anything. We'll just remove it.

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Speaker 1: But she's like, but we do buyops everything we send in.

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Speaker 1: We'll call you in a week. I was like, no problem.

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Speaker 1: So a little over a week goes by, and then

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Speaker 1: last week I get the call and it's like, is

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Speaker 1: this Scotti Landis? And I was like yes. They're like

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Speaker 1: this is Glendale Dermatology Center or whatever. I was like yes,

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Speaker 1: And so instantly you stop what you're doing. I was

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Speaker 1: like doing the dishes and I'm like listening real hard.

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Speaker 1: And the woman that called me says, there are some

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Speaker 1: minor mild irregularities with the test and I said okay,

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Speaker 1: and she says it's there's some irregular cells and I

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00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: go yes, and she says, so there's a scale of mild.

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Speaker 1: And I go, do I have cancer? And she's like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you don't have it. And I was like, well, still

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Speaker 1: open with that. Yeah. Oh, when I answer the phone,

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00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: don't even check if it's me. If I go hello,

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Speaker 1: go it's not cancer. Is this Scotti Landis? And then

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00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: she goes, there's a scale and mild is the least amount.

712
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Speaker 1: So something you don't have to. And I'm like, God,

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't get a Christmas bonus this year.

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Speaker 1: Open with it's not melanoma. You're fine, but we're glad

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Speaker 1: we took it off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why would he call you? Who was that little

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Speaker 6: of nothing?

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Speaker 1: Then it blew my mind. I think they have to.

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Speaker 1: I think they have to because they did it. But

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Speaker 1: it was so it was almost like a sketch where

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Speaker 1: I'm like standing there being like, well, this is it.

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Speaker 1: It got me, and instead it was just the weirdest

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Speaker 1: way to deliver great news imaginable.

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 3: I remember going to a new dermatogics because I'm also

726
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Speaker 3: very freckly, and I have to have all these little

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00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 3: freckles looked at by a person once. Uh. And it

728
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: was a new guy and and I was like wearing

729
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: a towel or like around my waist essentially, and then

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Speaker 3: he like looked all over my back and he's like,

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Speaker 3: you don't have to take the towel off. And then

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Speaker 3: I was just like oh huh. And then like so

733
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Speaker 3: you don't know me at like all, like in my

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Speaker 3: entire bottom area, did he did not check? That's for

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00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 3: your my waist to my knees did not check, and

736
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Speaker 3: then I got on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is that weird?

738
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Speaker 3: They're like my dermatologist checks in between my toes, like yeah,

739
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 3: like you can get a mole anywhere, like.

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Speaker 2: And it was just I was like, was this guy like,

741
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Speaker 2: was he like a homophobic dermatologist.

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Speaker 3: Likes on bro I ate looking at your ding dog.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if it's got cancer. Like it was

744
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: like so weird. So I just stopped going to him,

745
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: and then they went to a woman.

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Speaker 3: She was just like yeah, she like looked along the

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Speaker 3: waistband of my underwear and everything.

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Speaker 1: Let's see that hogged I get.

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Speaker 7: It, honestly worse. Two, if your divers I'll just called

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Speaker 7: it a ding dong.

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Speaker 6: I'd be more.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see if there's any spots on that

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Speaker 1: ding dong.

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Speaker 2: Give me this.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear about this. I want to hear

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00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 3: about this robot. We saw so steph, we saw so many.

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Speaker 3: We walked nineteen miles. We saw I think six six

758
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 3: delivery robots out and I had never seen one delivery robot.

759
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,719
Speaker 3: And yes, everywhere in LA people are using delivery robots

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Speaker 3: and I don't know who they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's They're everywhere, and the further the closer to

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Speaker 1: the ocean we got, the more and more we saw them,

763
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Speaker 1: but they were all on their little missions or charging up.

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Speaker 1: So again, Amanda Jen sent this in Thank you, Amanda Jan.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Food delivery robot rolls through active crime scene.

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Speaker 1: This was on Today dot Com, written by the best

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Speaker 1: in robot business alex Porte, Nice Ding Nice Ding Dong

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Speaker 1: alex Porte, check those spots. The little robot zoomed right

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Speaker 1: through a crime scene with police in full view. Food

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Speaker 1: robots food delivery robots have been a common sight nowadays

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. However, very few of them are suspected

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Speaker 1: of being capable of rating a crime scene. This is

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Speaker 1: why alex is good hooks you Yeah. On September thirteenth,

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Speaker 1: a food delivery robot was filmed moving through a scene

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Speaker 1: taped off by a Los Angeles police A journalist from KNBC,

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Speaker 1: the local NBC affiliate, recorded the video above. We'll post

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Speaker 1: it when we post this episode. Another social count at

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Speaker 1: film the Police LA shared a similar video from a

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Speaker 1: different angle that ended up going viral. In the viral video,

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Speaker 1: the food delivery robot can seen heading down a busy crosswalk,

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Speaker 1: pausing upon encountering an intersection before the crime scene. A

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Speaker 1: group of camera men looked on curiously as the robot

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Speaker 1: waited before the yellow tape, appeared to calculate its next move,

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Speaker 1: and then rolled right through, passing a group of uniform

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Speaker 1: police officers attending the crime scene. Oh Man so Lausd

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Speaker 1: says recent reports of a critical incident in Hollywood High

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Speaker 1: School were unfounded. It was somebody had called in a

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Speaker 1: thread or something at the high school, so they had

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Speaker 1: locked it down. It turned out to be a hoax,

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00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 1: thank goodness, which is good news. But after the swift

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Speaker 1: law force law enforcement response, this robot did in fact

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Speaker 1: roll behind the police tape and into a crime scene.

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Speaker 1: According to the company who makes them, McKinsey and Company,

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Speaker 1: the market for food delivery doubled during the COVID nineteen pandemic,

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Speaker 1: which I actually would have guessed it would have tripled

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Speaker 1: or quadruple. I mean, in twenty twenty, I was ordering

797
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: everything that you could order directly to my front door.

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Speaker 1: But the post pandemic era has seen a germanic rise

799
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Speaker 1: in food robot delivery systems, something that again Kurt and

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Speaker 1: I saw so many Coco. We saw a little one's

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00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: named Coco. We saw a guy named Plants. And they're

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00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: for those who can't picture it at home. We've never

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00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: seen these. It's kind of like a cooler with four

804
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: tires and it sort of has like cameras on the

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00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: front and the back of lights on it. But it's

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00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: kind of like a rolling I don't know, forty gallon

807
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: cooler just right down the sidewalk. It yeah, little flagged,

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00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: a little face has got little lit up eyes, and

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00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: they cross the street. They followed. They just got to

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Speaker 1: go where they need to go.

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Speaker 2: Scotty did make a very funny joke.

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Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, we have our too deep too, but

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00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 3: it just delivers McDonald's to lazy people.

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Speaker 1: You really did.

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00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 7: Opportunity here to make that hilarious sketch of putting a

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00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 7: big mustache on the thing.

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Speaker 6: That interrupted the crime scene. Yes, it's like the share,

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Speaker 6: I'll take care of this, and he's just.

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Speaker 7: Like yes, and he solves it just goes in. I mean,

820
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 7: that's that is so hilarious.

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Speaker 1: For that, it's so funny, and they move like kind

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Speaker 1: of quick. They're a little quicker than your imagine, so

823
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: he probably like the pause and then go must have

824
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: been so funny to'd be like, should I do that?

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00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: I'm going, Yeah, here comes co Colombo.

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Speaker 1: A naughty little guy. When I was at college at

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Speaker 1: UMass my freshman year or sophomore year, I suddenly realized

828
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: that all the delivery people were just college students, like

829
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: when you're growing up and you're in high school and stuff,

830
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: like everybody seems older than you. And then suddenly I

831
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I know that guy. I think he's

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00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: in my English class. And after I discovered that, or

833
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: like a lot of the more recent grads too, After

834
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: I just kind of made that discovery in my own mind,

835
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: I decided I would always invite them in for beer

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Speaker 1: and they always said yes, Like every single time, I'd

837
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: like do you want a beer? And they'd be like,

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00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: actually yeah, I'm like bored, and so they'd come in

839
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Speaker 1: drink a beer. A lot of times we'd be throwing

840
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 1: like house parties and we just invite the delivery guy

841
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: in and then they'd call and work and be like

842
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm done for the night. So one night opened the

843
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: door and I recognized the guy right away. And I

844
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Speaker 1: had done a fin at Hampshire College that was pure chaos.

845
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: It was a true college film where it was like surreal.

846
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: Part of it was black and white, part of it

847
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: was in color, like the story just jump. It was

848
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: just a college person, what I thought, trying to be

849
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: an artist. And I was like, are you Sean? He's

850
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm like, I'm Scotty. I was in your

851
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: film four years ago. And he's like, oh dude, and

852
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: he was delivering col zones and I was like, do

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00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: you want to come in and drink a beer? We're

854
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: having a party and he's like, yeah, I do. So

855
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: he starts shrinking with us and I introduced him to

856
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: everybody and another guy there had been in the film too,

857
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: and it was kind of like a fun moment, but

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00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: there was like a little bit of a sadness. And

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00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: after like three or four beers, he was done for

860
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: the night. I'm like, so, what are you up to?

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00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: Are you still making movies or are you shooting films

862
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: during it? And he's like, I never wanted to do that,

863
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: And I said, well, what did you want to do?

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00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: And he yells I wanted to work with dolphins and

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Speaker 1: I and I was so called off guard. I said,

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00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: what do you mean? He goes I grew up in Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: My parents are rich assholes, so I decided to go

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00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 1: as far away from Hawaii as possible and just burn

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00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: their money. And that student film was me just saying

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00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: fuck you, guys. I wanted to work with dolphins and

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00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me be a marine biologist, and in

872
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: a weird way, so he went to four years of

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00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: college as an few to his parents.

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Speaker 3: And also got an art degree at Hampshire College, where

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00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 3: they don't have real majors or grades.

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00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: And then ended up being a delivery guy in Amherst,

877
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,959
Speaker 1: mass because he didn't have any training in anything, because

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00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: the guy just wanted to swim with dolphins and take

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00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: care of him. But in this weird way, it did

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00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: like it was so upsetting that it helped like steal

881
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: me to be like, I'm gonna move to New York

882
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: after this and try to be a writer, like he'd

883
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: like done the most indirect few to his parents. I'm like,

884
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go right to the source and try, man,

885
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: but I'll never forget it. I was I think it was.

886
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: I was supposed to train dolphins, and I was like,

887
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: what the hell, best guy, I hope I hope he

888
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: followed his dream. I hope eventually after that party he

889
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: hung up the red delivery jacket and went and trained

890
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: some dolphins.

891
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 6: I wanted you to say that he yelled out. I

892
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 6: just wanted to deliver cal zones like.

893
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: He did it.

894
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 6: He did it. He's living his dream. His parents hated cal.

895
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: Zones, soon to be put out of work by Coco

896
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: the rolling Robot.

897
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: How does one get a How does one train dolphins?

898
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 2: How does one get to train dolphins?

899
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: Do you just don't know?

900
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: Do you need a degree?

901
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: I feel like you can just start working at the

902
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 3: aquarium selling popcorn and slowly work your way up to

903
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 3: dolphin trainer?

904
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: Is that I don't know.

905
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 7: I think you have to be a bit of a

906
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 7: pervert too. I don't know if you guys have a

907
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 7: lot of googling dolphins.

908
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh, Kurt does this a lot? Kurt knows a lot

909
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: about dolphins.

910
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 6: There's a lot there. You know that they they rate

911
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 6: mm hmm yep.

912
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: They're one of the few mammals. Yeah, because like I.

913
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 6: Know people going you know, I've never gone in when

914
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 6: you go to like a trip like mex.

915
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: Whatever you do little yeah me, neither seems no.

916
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 7: My sister said, the dolphin came up and it like

917
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 7: locked eyes and she was like, the dolphin wanted me,

918
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 7: and we're here.

919
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 6: I knew the dolphin was that cocky. The dolphin wanted

920
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 6: to fuck me.

921
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 7: Dolphin like came at her and like it was creepy

922
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 7: and she had to get out of the water because

923
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 7: it was like getting excited.

924
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have heard that before. I've heard that like

925
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: at those swim around with dolphin photo things in the

926
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: Caribbean or whatever that sometimes they'll tell like one person

927
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: like you need to get out of the water because

928
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: the dolphins. I have heard that before, that they take

929
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: too much interest in you and they have to do it.

930
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 7: It'd be offensive you didn't get attention, like the dolphin

931
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 7: came by you. I'd be like, really, not even the

932
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 7: dolphins like.

933
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: Me, not even at all.

934
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 4: All.

935
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 7: Now I can't get the dolphins. I got a new

936
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 7: five minutes for stage.

937
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: The little sardine I got tattooed on my ding dong

938
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: is not doing it for your dolph? Really did it

939
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: could happen?

940
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 2: It could happen.

941
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 6: No, Kurt was a dolphin had Now I'm grossed out.

942
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: Kurtz a dolphin one of the first episodes of Bananas,

943
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: we talked about a famous dolphin story where the trainer

944
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: fell in love with it and started giving it hand jobs.

945
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 3: Mary Levat, No, she worked for NASA. No, Yeah, she

946
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 3: worked for NASA. This is my favorite story ever. We

947
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 3: haven't talked about it on Banana since we did the story,

948
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 3: so I'm going to talk about it.

949
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will tell you all about it. Are you ready?

950
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: Here goes yes, as I recently reread the story to

951
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: get all the details right.

952
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: There's a guy.

953
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 3: There's a guy he's working in He's working for NASA.

954
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 3: I think his last name is Lyle, Not sure, John Lyle,

955
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: I think was his name, Okay, and working for NASA

956
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 3: has a research facility on Saint John.

957
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

958
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 3: There's this woman, Mary Levat. She just lives in Shane

959
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 3: Saint John. Like that's it. She's not a marine biologist.

960
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 3: She just hears that there's some dolphins. It goes and

961
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 3: knocks on the door. This is nineteen sixty three. Knocks

962
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 3: on the door and mister Lyle, who, by the way,

963
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: he worked for NASA. He was scientist for NASA working

964
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 3: on how to communicate with extraterrestrials, also taking a lot

965
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 3: of acid at the time, and giving the acid to

966
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 3: the dolphins.

967
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: Okay, not cool. Not cool.

968
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 3: So Mary Levatt shows up and he just chats with

969
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 3: her for a little bit and then is like, oh, well,

970
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 3: do you want to come see the dolphins? I mean

971
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: the sixties were wild. Yeah, So she comes and sees

972
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 3: the dolphins. He gives her a pad of paper and says,

973
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 3: just watch the dolphins for a half hour and take notes,

974
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: and so he leaves and he comes back and she

975
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: he apparently he says like her notes were perfect, they

976
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: were beautiful and wonderful. So he says, you can come

977
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 3: back and work with the dolphins whenever you want, and

978
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: she just keeps coming back, like every day.

979
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what her job was. Then eventually it

980
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: was her idea.

981
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 3: She said, look, every we work with these dolphins, and

982
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 3: so they started trying to He asked her to train

983
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 3: these dolphins to.

984
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 8: Speak English through their blowhole, like to say like polo,

985
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 8: you know, And so she starts working with the dolphins.

986
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 3: But then it's her idea because I'm sure there was

987
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: a lot of acid involved with all of this, and

988
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: she's like, we leave every day, so we do all

989
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 3: this work and then we leave for twelve hours and

990
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 3: these dolphins are alone. She's like, what if we we

991
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: built an apartment in the pool and I could live

992
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: in an apartment in the pool with the dolphins all

993
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 3: the whole time. And then fucking mister Acid is like,

994
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 3: this is a great idea. So they build an apartment

995
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: that's half submerged in the dolphin pool, and she lives

996
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 3: with this one dolphin, Peter, and then Peter falls in

997
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 3: love with her. She falls in love with Peter, and

998
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 3: Peter just needs to be, you know, given a hand

999
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 3: job before he'll do his like language, his language classes

1000
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: every single day.

1001
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: So they do this for two.

1002
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 8: Years, and then eventually NASA comes and is like, what

1003
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 8: is going on? You're giving You're given this dolphin hand jobs,

1004
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 8: and Acid like, we gotta cut this down, and they

1005
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 8: shut it down and Peter goes off to live in

1006
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 8: a normal aquarium where he gets very depressed.

1007
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: Depressed and kills himself.

1008
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, and Mary Levant has never forgot about Peter.

1009
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 3: She was in love with him, and she is like,

1010
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 3: like ruined for the rest.

1011
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 7: Of her Can I can I show visuals on here?

1012
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Google, you can show visuals Google.

1013
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 6: The dolphin penis with oh.

1014
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah all the time, looking good.

1015
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 2: So upsetic.

1016
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 6: That is fucking crazy. I don't care how much acid

1017
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 6: you're on. If that thing slips near me, I'd kill my.

1018
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1019
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 6: That woman needs to be in prison. That's that's sick.

1020
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 6: Ship Mary. If you're listening, you're sick.

1021
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: You need help, all of them, everybody involved. That was

1022
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: not what we should nasa.

1023
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: You know, she was the more when you read about it,

1024
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: of all the people involved, she was the more.

1025
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: She took matters into her own hands.

1026
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 3: She was the one who was like, we shouldn't be

1027
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 3: giving the dolphins acid, and then she would leave and

1028
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 3: he would give the dolphins acid, and Carl Sagan was

1029
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: the one who eventually shut it down.

1030
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 2: Carl Sagan, Carl, you had to come it.

1031
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 3: And be like, let's stop giving the dolphins acid and

1032
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 3: teaching them to speak.

1033
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 7: English, and them off like, I'm way more upset about

1034
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 7: the drink dolphin anything.

1035
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: But what if it had worked, What if they had

1036
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: start talking.

1037
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 2: And it would all have been worth it. Then all

1038
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 2: of us would be giving.

1039
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: Dolphins head jobs all the time, just out of the conversation.

1040
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, also submerged in the water like what do you mean,

1041
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 7: Like she she's sleeping in the.

1042
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,479
Speaker 3: Water where she sleeps on a platform just inches above

1043
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 3: the water, and then she like walks around in an

1044
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 3: apartment that's half submerged, that the dolphins swim around her legs.

1045
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 6: It's insane.

1046
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: It was a sickness. He's going to clean up though.

1047
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 2: Over the water.

1048
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here it is. Uh, we'll send us

1049
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: home with this. Why it's perfectly normal to see baby

1050
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 3: puffins thrown off cliffs in Iceland every year.

1051
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds scandalous.

1052
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Megan K. Thank you, Meghan.

1053
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Love that, Megan K.

1054
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 2: This was an np R written by Alicia Hubbard.

1055
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Alisha's real good.

1056
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 3: Watching thousands of baby puffins being tossed off a cliff

1057
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 3: is a perfectly normal is perfectly normal for the people

1058
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 3: of Iceland's Westman Islands.

1059
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1060
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: This yearly tradition is what's known as puffling season, and

1061
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 3: the practice is a crucial life saving endeavor.

1062
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

1063
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 3: The chicks of Atlantic puffins or pufflings, which is a

1064
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 3: great name, hatch intues on high sea cliffs. When they're

1065
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: ready to fledge, they fly from their colony and spend

1066
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 3: several years at sea until they return to land to breed.

1067
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 3: Pufflings have historically found the ocean by following the light

1068
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 3: of the moon. Digital creator Cayanasue Powers told NPR, oh, okay,

1069
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 3: digital creator.

1070
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: That's how you want to talk to about throwing birds

1071
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: off of cliffs. There's digital creators, the authority on everything.

1072
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 3: Is that just a graphic designer. Now, city lights lead

1073
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 3: the birds astray. And then there is a picture of

1074
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: three people chucking like I'm talking, chucking pufflings overhand off

1075
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 3: a cliff, overhand, overhand because they're trying to make sure

1076
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 3: they get past the rocks. They are chucking them. I

1077
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: will post these pictures of the picture.

1078
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: So they're helping these puffins by throwing them towards the

1079
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: ocean and not the city. It's what they're saying.

1080
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: They throw them out over cliffs overhand, hard as they can.

1081
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: That's so fun.

1082
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 6: This is fun. Are they dying?

1083
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: Very upset? No No No.

1084
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: Powers found out about puffling season while visiting Vestman Or

1085
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 3: of the west or the Westman Islands off the coast

1086
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: of Iceland last summer. She was leaving a restaurant after

1087
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 3: dinner and notice some strange behavior from children and adults

1088
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 3: carrying flashlights and boxes. People were just running around the streets,

1089
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: like into corners and sidewalks and stuff, frantically chasing things.

1090
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 2: She said.

1091
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 3: Eventually someone offered an explanation. They were on puffling patrol.

1092
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: Many residents of Vestmannanja spend a few weeks in August

1093
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: and September collecting wayward pufflings that have crashed into town

1094
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 3: after mistaking human lights for the moon. Releasing the fledglings

1095
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: at the cliffs the following day sets them on the

1096
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 3: correct path. The human tradition has become vital to the

1097
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: survival of puffins. Rodrigo A Martine Martinez Catalan of the

1098
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 3: Not to Stropo Swarland's told love this pair of puffins,

1099
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: which made for life, only incubate one egg per season

1100
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Speaker 3: and don't lay eggs every year.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 3: If you have one failed generation after another, the population

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Speaker 3: is through pretty much.

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Speaker 6: Oh, uffin, that's it. They're toast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know what, I always thought a puffin

1106
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: was more.

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00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: Like a penguin or something.

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00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just a bird.

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Speaker 3: So when I'm saying they're chucking them overhand, They're like,

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Speaker 3: they're just releasing a bird.

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00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 7: A bird with its wings pinned down and you throw

1112
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 7: it and then you're hoping they open up halfway down

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Speaker 7: the cliff. That's my picture.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm a beach.

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Speaker 6: This.

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Speaker 1: But now I've never been to Iceland and I've always

1117
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: wanted to go to Iceland, and now I want to

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Speaker 1: go during puffling season. So maybe I could you know,

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00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: all softball and the hand style it and I'll say,

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Speaker 1: be free, be free. I love be free. But like

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00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: that sounds like the time to go.

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00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: Yes, during puffling season. Yeah, it's like, let's go get

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Speaker 3: some birds and throw them off a clip.

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Speaker 6: No, no, the big knit just like getting it ready to.

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00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, packing here for puffling season, folks.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I would like to do that. I think when

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00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: when iPhone came out, when the iPhones and everybody made

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00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: the there's an app for that joke and everybody's and

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00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: everybody in my like friend circle New York would get together.

1130
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: We'd all be at bars and happy hours and people

1131
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,439
Speaker 1: would pitch their app ideas to each other and most

1132
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: of them were really stupid. But I always wanted to

1133
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: do one that everybody laughed at and we're like, look

1134
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 1: at this dumb man speaking but I thought there should

1135
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: have been an app called chuck It, which was you

1136
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: held up your phone and you turned it on and

1137
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: then you picked what type of ball or throwing things,

1138
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: So a puffling would have been perfect for this, or

1139
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: frisbee or lawn dart. And then however you did it,

1140
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: you're a technique, and the speed that you would actually do,

1141
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: like what you guys were just doing, like pretending to

1142
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: throw it, would show you the distance. I was like,

1143
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: if you sell this for ninety nine cents and you

1144
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: go into a bar with a bunch of frat bros.

1145
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: And you go, who thinks they could throw a football

1146
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: the farthest? And then they're all holding a phone And

1147
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: then I might have told you this one Kurt back

1148
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: of the day, but I think you were like, they'll

1149
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: just throw the phone and hit somebody and kill them.

1150
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 3: Yes, that was exactly what I was going to say. Now,

1151
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm happy that we never change. We are incapable of change.

1152
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 3: I probably said that drunk at a bar thirteen years ago.

1153
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: Yes, And I said, but that's that's great for Apple

1154
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: because then you have to buy a new.

1155
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 7: Phone, money making money makers.

1156
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 3: Right, Hey, Steph, where can people see you next?

1157
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 2: Where should people look you up?

1158
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 7: I'm I'm in LA for a few weeks. Follow me

1159
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 7: on Instagram at Steph Toolev.

1160
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,439
Speaker 2: If you ever get out of jail.

1161
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: It's not a shadow band if.

1162
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 6: You're in New York.

1163
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 7: Also, I'm doing a show on No. Number tenth. It's

1164
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 7: far out, but I'm trying to push it. Part of

1165
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 7: the New York where we're at the Plus L Rouge

1166
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 7: and I'm doing an hour.

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Speaker 2: Plus yeah, the whole. Yeah that's cool.

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00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Bananamals of New York, November tenth. Go see Steph, treat yourself.

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Speaker 3: Very funny and go follow her on Instagram. Thank you

1171
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: so much for being here, Steph.

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Speaker 4: Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: Georgia Hart Start

1179
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern