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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now. This is George Severs, co host of

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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab, and my debut comedy special is now officially

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Speaker 1: out on all platforms. It is called George Severs A

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Speaker 1: Sense of Urgency. It was filmed in New York City

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Speaker 1: and you can watch it now on Amazon Prime Video,

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Speaker 1: Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, literally anywhere you can

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Speaker 1: rent or buy movies. And you can also listen to

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Speaker 1: the album and audio form starting Friday, December fifth, on Spotify,

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Speaker 1: Apple Music, Amazon Music and title. It would mean so

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Speaker 1: much to me if you watched it or if you

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Speaker 1: listen to it. If you're a listener of this podcast,

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Speaker 1: I hope you love it. Please rent it, by it,

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Speaker 1: post about it, tag me. It all makes a huge

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Speaker 1: difference in this amazing media environment we find ourselves in.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to say thank you for listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast over the years. It is the only

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Speaker 1: reason I was able to record a special in the

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Speaker 1: first place, and your support means the world and I

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Speaker 1: love you. Enjoy the app. Oh, also, there are like

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Speaker 1: twenty tickets left to my Bell House show tomorrow Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: December third, at the Bell House featuring Mary Beth Burne,

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Speaker 1: Sabrina Wu and Britney Carney.

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Speaker 2: So see it there.

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Speaker 3: Podcast starts now breaking news. George is in a good mood. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear about why.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just am excited to like finally be sitting

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Speaker 1: down on a chair and talking to friends.

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Speaker 3: I would I can't help but wonder, uh huh you

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Speaker 3: that is sort of ninety percent of your life totally.

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Speaker 3: Why does now feel different?

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Speaker 1: Well, because I've been listen. I'm in LA I'm staying

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Speaker 1: in a hotel and it's a lot of like laptop

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Speaker 1: work in my hotel. There's something that Boutik hotels are

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Speaker 1: doing now which is so cool, which is that they

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Speaker 1: look like prison cells, kind of like if you pay extra,

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Speaker 1: it can look like you're Natalie Portman and v for

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Speaker 1: Vendetta and we'll even and actually shave your head. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of shaved heads, I actually had something I

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Speaker 1: wanted to show you, so I will. Now this is

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Speaker 1: going to come out after I'm away from LA, so

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Speaker 1: I can dox myself and Sam staying at the Line hotel,

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Speaker 1: The Line Los Angeles, Okay, and I enter there's a

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Speaker 1: QR code. It says there's a barber shop on site.

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Speaker 1: I say, perfect, beause I've actually been meaning to clean

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Speaker 1: up my neck a little bit. I click the QR

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Speaker 1: code and I look at the offerings at the barber shop,

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Speaker 1: and I want you to read to me. So we're

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Speaker 1: we have haircut, buzz cut, back of neck, razor cleanup.

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Speaker 1: Start sort of scrolling and see what you see.

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Speaker 3: I'm so scared. What if I don't see it?

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Speaker 2: This is we're going to see it?

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Speaker 3: Is it the signature bespoke?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, okay, I'm so scared.

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Speaker 1: Therapy therapy. Would you like to read?

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Speaker 2: What that is?

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Speaker 3: A zoom call with our therapist, an exploration of your

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Speaker 3: internal limitations that will help shape the new you.

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Speaker 1: The barbershop offers zoozoom therapy.

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Speaker 3: What the hell?

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't know if you noticed,

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Speaker 1: cheaper than a haircut. A therapy session is one hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars for thirty minutes. A haircut is one twenty What

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Speaker 1: the Line Hotel in Los Angeles barbershop offers the cheapest

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Speaker 1: therapy and the most expensive haircut you can find in

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Speaker 3: That is so shocking.

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Speaker 1: A bus cut is eighty dollars I paid.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 1: Thirty six dollars for a fade. In New York City,

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Speaker 1: a bus cut is eighty dollars one length all over.

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Speaker 1: If we begin to fade, that is considered a haircut

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Speaker 1: and not a bus cut. A fad is one hundred

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Speaker 1: and twenty dollars at the line A that's in the description.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's no need to be that.

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Speaker 2: Litigious therapy session is one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: What are these people doing? Also?

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Speaker 1: Also, who in Los Angeles is coming? It's like they

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Speaker 3: A therapist at the barbershop pus no concept of my history,

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Speaker 1: You are walking in with a knife pointed to your

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Speaker 3: Why the barbershop I mean, let's start here. I think

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Speaker 3: therapy from the hotel is of course insane, but why

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like, you know, they have various offerings

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Speaker 1: kind of miscellaneous. So they're like, well, it's kind of wellness.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of wellness. You should add it to the spa.

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Speaker 3: You need to make a spa.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, it should be.

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Speaker 2: Part of the spa.

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Speaker 3: I don't know there's a spot even.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, part of the gym would make more sense in

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Speaker 3: That's true. Is it therapy? Like are they just leaving

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Speaker 1: Like nope, it is. It's like a better help type thing.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, it's a better health type thing

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Speaker 1: where like there are there I actually know someone I

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Speaker 1: almost post retirement age. He's he's just like at home

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Speaker 3: They just pop in for a sign of yeah, just

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Speaker 1: He's probably a partner with the Line Hotel Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: They're like, I called my friends, she didn't answer some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, girl, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what it is. It's that thing from

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Speaker 3: like five years ago, when it would be like are

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Speaker 3: you in a place where you can hear my negative energy?

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Speaker 3: Like that? People have really internalized that and they're like, okay,

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Speaker 3: so I'm not on to talk to anyone unless they

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Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking though, And after this

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Speaker 1: we will bring in our guest. Okay. Obviously I don't

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Speaker 1: love that the barbershop offers therapy. Okay, but imagine a

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Speaker 1: world where you could simply combine getting a haircut and

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Speaker 1: going to therapy. You have the barber there. They I

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Speaker 1: don't know, maybe the sign an NDA. They don't they

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Speaker 1: they are not allowed to like talk about anything they've heard.

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Speaker 2: But you kill two birds with one stone.

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Speaker 1: They both take sort of approximately like forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: You get a haircut while doing therapy. You're also in

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Speaker 3: Not to I'm like, the thing is you can have

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Speaker 1: No, no, I mean, okay, you're saying your barber is

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Speaker 3: I'm saying, like the reason we I'm sort of stuck

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Speaker 3: I have no time to talk to you. Like whereas

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Speaker 3: if you had a community and a sense of place

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Speaker 3: and you could talk to your barber and be like,

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Speaker 3: you've known me since I was fourteen, what do you

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Speaker 3: think about this thing that's happening to me, then you

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Speaker 3: you'd be like, oh, I love my trusted community. I

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's interesting as someone who comes from

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Speaker 1: I visited those villages and in those villages, actually, everyone

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Speaker 1: accepting one of them will just call you fat. One

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Speaker 1: of them will be like, your your mother was a slut.

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Speaker 1: Your grandmother was a slut when she was in the village,

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Speaker 1: not my mother. She grew up in Athens. Your grandmother

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Speaker 1: like shopping for therapists but for free, and you got

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Speaker 1: all these different modalities. Some of them are more LGBTQ

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Speaker 3: Which is valid, which is valid.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's their training, that's their training, and that's valid.

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Speaker 3: I mean my barber currently is so helpful to really

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Speaker 3: yes more to him. Well, he is like kind of

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Speaker 2: Like and you're like that's kind of best case scenario forst.

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Speaker 3: Case scenario, and like he's like this person where you're

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Speaker 3: and you'll like double ith like if I sound insane,

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Speaker 1: So I had I know, we're edging our guests and

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Speaker 1: we will bring her. And I had the opposite experience

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Speaker 1: when I lived in Boston in twenty sixteen and my

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Speaker 1: barber was a Trump supporter, and where I kind of

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Speaker 1: found myself, yes, anding too much, like I was trying

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Speaker 1: to not express my beliefs, but also not like be combative,

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Speaker 1: because what is the point of that, too would be like,

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Speaker 2: The Democrats and Republicans are both bullshit.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, honestly, like for sure, like I definitely

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Speaker 1: think they both have their issues. But then it's like

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Speaker 1: we would get comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. He has a knife

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Speaker 1: telling me that he's voting for Trump, and I have

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Speaker 1: to be like I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that's tough. You gotta find the right barber.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: I know. They have to write barber.

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Speaker 1: They have to be sort of in the DA say

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Speaker 1: and voting for Zoran.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to get that barber. Let's pring our guest.

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Speaker 2: Our guest is, wow, you got this.

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Speaker 3: I believe in you. Illuminary.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, illuminary of the LGBTQ plus scene, especially if

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Speaker 2: that scene is in Los Angeles, California.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she's local, I've toured the world.

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Speaker 3: Okay, local queen, And where would you go? North Hollywood?

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for me? Ba? How are you

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Speaker 3: so good? How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm sad because you guys keep talking about the barber,

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Speaker 2: and my barber literally just sent me a text message

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Speaker 2: being like, I'm moving to West Adams. I know this

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Speaker 2: means nothing to you.

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Speaker 3: What's West Adams.

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Speaker 2: It's like on the it's like Century City. It's just

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Speaker 1: Totally, which we both of us always have that.

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Speaker 2: You need someone that challenges you.

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Speaker 1: So if you feel comfortable talking about it more like

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Speaker 2: He has a therapist that he tells me? Are you

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Speaker 1: But no, I wanted to like, what kinds of things

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Speaker 2: Good for you. I don't know what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: Well, the answer is stand therapy indefinitely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with shots, get out of there, Get out of there.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta go wild. I was doing therapy

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Speaker 2: for like three years. Now I quit. I've never been

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Speaker 3: You seem like you're actually just living life positive. You

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Speaker 2: Mind my business. But I also like took the tools

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Speaker 2: Therapy, Yeah, never apologize. Do not take responsibility for anything?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, steal? Don't you think that like more than fifty

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Speaker 3: Yes, Like, what are we going to do about that?

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Speaker 3: Like how like people sort of how liberal people now?

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Speaker 3: Like there can be like dirt bag left. You can

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Speaker 1: Words or Dirk woke darklow. We need dark woke. But

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Speaker 1: for manners. Yes, literally, that's genius to be a what

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Speaker 1: it called when someone writes a book about manners? Etiquete etiquet.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there needs to be Jesus, there needs to be

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Speaker 1: It's barely early. To be honest, there needs to be

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I do you listen to Delta Works podcast. Everything

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Speaker 1: Delta Work should write this book.

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Speaker 2: She needs to write the book because it really.

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Speaker 1: It's like you, yes you should bring a gift. Yes

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Speaker 1: you should apologize, yes you, yes you should say please

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Speaker 3: I do not consent to needing to bring a gift.

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Speaker 2: Well, me one time a very similar thing happened, but

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Speaker 2: the craziest booze I've ever seen. And I was like, great, okay, cool, cool, cool,

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00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,680
Speaker 2: and then I just left.

444
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800
Speaker 3: No, that can be really hurtful.

445
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,640
Speaker 2: I haven't heard a word from her. She didn't thank me,

446
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,680
Speaker 2: So that's fine.

447
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:27,159
Speaker 1: You expect to thank you note for your esplonor fucking bitch.

448
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:28,639
Speaker 3: No.

449
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,960
Speaker 2: I yeah, but it was very embarrassing. So now I'm

450
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 2: like always trying to like read the room because like

451
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,159
Speaker 2: I've been to another pool party where she was like,

452
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,320
Speaker 2: please bring white claw and I was like, that is

453
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,879
Speaker 2: something I can do. And then at the end of

454
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,000
Speaker 2: the party she was like, please take your white claw

455
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,960
Speaker 2: with you, and she like, let us all take her

456
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,960
Speaker 2: out in a home.

457
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:52,040
Speaker 1: That's nice now that to take it back to your home.

458
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,320
Speaker 1: To me, I don't like, there's something very I went crazy.

459
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,479
Speaker 1: Something wass me about that?

460
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,359
Speaker 2: To me, she doesn't drink.

461
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't want to.

462
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,560
Speaker 2: There was too much, okay, And then I stole a

463
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,360
Speaker 2: bottle of tequila off the liquor tabemark because I was like, well,

464
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 2: she said.

465
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 3: Well she's sober, it'd be dangerous for her.

466
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,199
Speaker 2: And it seems like, you know, half the bottle is

467
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 2: just going to go bad if you leave it out.

468
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 1: I've seen that episode of in just like Real has

469
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 1: a bottle of it was gin throw it down the shoot. Yeah,

470
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: I've heard the Lily Allen song Relapse. I get it.

471
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 2: I get it.

472
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,679
Speaker 3: I'm scared lapse. So Meetball and I were having an

473
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 3: interesting realization before you got here, which is the you

474
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,359
Speaker 3: know we both you know, Meetball was like, aren't you

475
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 3: always at the Eagle? And I was like, totally, I'm always.

476
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 2: At Eagle, That's what he says, but I never and we've.

477
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 3: Never seen each other there. I mean, somebody's lying one time,

478
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 3: maybe one time in all of two years.

479
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is are you going night? I know that's

480
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: when Sam like I.

481
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 2: Have been on Thursday nights. But I think that we're

482
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,439
Speaker 2: two ships passing because I'll get there like, I mean

483
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,160
Speaker 2: they open it four, so I'll get there like five

484
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:56,600
Speaker 2: to eight.

485
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 1: Oh you're doing cocktail afo. Yeah, And like, what's happening

486
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: after eight?

487
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's when I think it starts the sign. Guess

488
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: what's happening with you after eight? Yeah?

489
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,880
Speaker 3: What do you do after eight?

490
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh?

491
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 2: At home with the cats?

492
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? You guys need you guys need a consultant.

493
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: There needs to be a McKinsey consultant that comes to

494
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and teaches everyone what to do after eight pm?

495
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 2: What what should I be doing?

496
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: More drinks?

497
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: That's a problem. And you've seen me in a blackout

498
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 2: that's it's dark. Go to a dinner if I've already

499
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,639
Speaker 2: been drinking for three hours. I'm not the type of

500
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 2: don't talk down to me. I'm not the type of

501
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 2: girl that can have like two or three drinks and

502
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 2: be like I'm fine. I'm like, like, it's like three

503
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 2: double tequila. So it is an hour, an hour, an

504
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 2: hour because I need to I need something in my

505
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 2: mouth if I'm not vaping, if I don't have something

506
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 2: like my mouth needs tequila, and I will go full

507
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 2: blown crazy and no one will know that I'm blackout

508
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 2: because my eyes don't go like totally loud.

509
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,199
Speaker 3: I will say it's hard to tell with don't you

510
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 3: think people do know no, because I don't know George,

511
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 3: do they because I know I haven't. You're kind of

512
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 3: like a like a like you kind of blackout energy

513
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 3: in general.

514
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 2: Okay, we're like really good coming for her. No, this

515
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 2: is not I accept it.

516
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,919
Speaker 3: Okay, this is just like a like it's a truth.

517
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 2: Maybe that's my body protecting itself. It's like if you

518
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 2: always act crazy, no one will know when you're in

519
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 2: full blackout. Because there's been times like I'm hosting a

520
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 2: show and then two nights later someone's like, oh, that

521
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 2: was so funny when this happened, and I look him

522
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: in the eye and I'm like, yeah, ma'mba.

523
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 3: Because I'm always like, is this part of the performance

524
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 3: of Meatball or is this like or is this like

525
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 3: a feeling.

526
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling it a performance?

527
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 3: Thank you?

528
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,400
Speaker 1: So I feel like you have there's something controlled. Even

529
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: now talking to you, I'm like, there are times and

530
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,199
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm now gonna like I'm now gonna do

531
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: what she's reading.

532
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I came here and I am being.

533
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: I'm literally doing the opposite. I'm saying, you have very

534
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: The performance is very controlled. It doesn't seem chaotic and messy.

535
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 2: So you're saying, well, also, New York is open until

536
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 2: for you.

537
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: Well, but less and less. You'd be surprised.

538
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 3: I know Bushwick and it was closing it too. It

539
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 3: happened to the city I actually.

540
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 1: Would like to call I would like to name some

541
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: names please. Is recently at the nine Orchard Hotel with

542
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: two dear friends of mine and their hotel bar closed

543
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: at one am.

544
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 3: Disgusting, okay.

545
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: And they turned on the lights and they also had

546
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 1: this the thing they did with lights. They turned them

547
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: on and then every two minutes they would get brighter,

548
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: which is the most passive like. And this happened like

549
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 1: there were six levels of brightness. They turned them on

550
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 1: and then they got brighter and brighter and brighter until

551
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 1: they were like blinding and you had to leave. I'm like,

552
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: we're in the Lower east Side.

553
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Lost seven has walked these streets. That's

554
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: where I used to live. We were out until four

555
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 2: or in the morning, I'm telling you. And then paint.

556
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: Did you ever go to painkillers?

557
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: No?

558
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 2: It was like a tekee bar that was like down.

559
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 2: It was amazing, but you could only they woud always

560
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: be like, you can only have one of each cocktail

561
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 2: because they were so strong. But they would stay open

562
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: until five or six in the morning.

563
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 3: Wow, and we would just.

564
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 2: Stay out drinking. But they never turned the lights on.

565
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 2: But recently I was just in Peetown and I was

566
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 2: in a dark room at a bar and they did

567
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:28,479
Speaker 2: no at one am. They but it was a flicker

568
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 2: at first, and I was like, well, okay, that's like

569
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to work. And then it was

570
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: like on for a while and then I like saw

571
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 2: who I was blowing and then like kind of looked

572
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,479
Speaker 2: around the room and I was like and they were

573
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 2: like closing up shop, and I was like, just come

574
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: in and clap and say we're closing. Yeah, I don't

575
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: want to see what I'm up to. That I don't

576
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: need to see it in the light.

577
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 3: That's rude.

578
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: That is really rude. And I would say almost like

579
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: non consensual, Like you signed up for a very particular

580
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: sexual experience and it is being alternated without your consent.

581
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, red light.

582
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 2: I don't want to look over and see leis of

583
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 2: a queen fucking some guy's face. Queen all love, but

584
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: she knows what she did.

585
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: She does, and so does everyone in that room. Because

586
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: it was so bright.

587
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 2: It was so bright and it was yeah, it was

588
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 2: like just like multiple multiple fluorescent like yeah, it wasn't

589
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: just like one light bulb coming on. It was just

590
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 2: like full brightness like this.

591
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: There was a podcast recorded.

592
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 3: Better how I speaking of controlled performance. One time we

593
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: were at a pool party together and the way that

594
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 3: you were holding court was really so black out.

595
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: I got a text about it afterwards. It was like,

596
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: we have to have me on the pods.

597
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 3: I was like, I've never seen anything like this I

598
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 3: had come from. Were you actually drunk?

599
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

600
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: I was. It's so impossible to tell because we just great. Great,

601
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: hey guys, I like to drink. I I had was

602
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 2: drunk the night before because I think it was like

603
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: fat Slut was the night before or something.

604
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: And then it was hat slut.

605
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 2: It's my party that I throw up precinct.

606
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

607
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: Also, we've had sold out shows in Japan, Austin, New York, Wow, Boston.

608
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna name other places because I've been places.

609
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, from Boston to Japan.

610
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japan was crazy. Now, talk about a place the

611
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: bars don't even open until midnight and until five am,

612
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 2: and it's all because the train schedules, the trains close

613
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,959
Speaker 2: at midnight and they open back up at four, so

614
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: people just party all night and then go home.

615
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 3: That's nice.

616
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, I had was hungover and then I went

617
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: out to get drinks with my friend who I had

618
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: brought beforehand, and then I was like I'm gonna being

619
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 2: skinny in front of hem. So I ordered a salad

620
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: and then like three martinis and then I was like,

621
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: I gotta wake up. And I was like, we gotta go,

622
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: we gotta go this pool far, we gotta wake up.

623
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: So I had like two espresso martinis. Wow, it showed up.

624
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 2: And then was like by that guys, who's writing a party?

625
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 3: That is so interesting. The way that I was stone

626
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 3: cold sober that whole event, I know that hurt. And

627
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 3: honestly I was like you wereally holding corre and doing

628
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 3: such a good job, and there was like a point

629
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: where you tried to be like almost like throw to me,

630
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 3: be like he knows and like I was supposed to

631
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 3: then like rare crack under the pressure. I have nothing

632
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 3: to say.

633
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: Well, it's not hard to entertain, like fag k.

634
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: A bear yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I mean

635
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 3: they were eating all the palm in your hands, and

636
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 3: this was your pool party. No, this was someone else

637
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 3: in the else's house.

638
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: This was and it was a bear party. That's the

639
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: house edition.

640
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: Bears.

641
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: Bears were in the pool displacing the water, and then

642
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: all the skinny people were like up on a picnic bench.

643
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh got it.

644
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was interesting.

645
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that until I was in the pool. Then, well,

646
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: you subvert the bear, not bear.

647
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 3: I want to be over where the bears.

648
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, while you're at the Eagle every Thursday, how does

649
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: how sad does it get as the night goes on?

650
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: Thursdays are fun.

651
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 3: Thursday is the best night of the Eagle. Quote me

652
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: on this everyone Thursday. If you get there at nine thirty.

653
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: By ten pm, you will see everyone you've ever met

654
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: pass and they're all like mixy, mingly and sort of

655
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: being like, oh, it's like it's a fun squad. And

656
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 3: then by midnight against everyone gets a little loopy and

657
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 3: you're sort of like, I'm kind of scared now, but

658
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 3: not in a bad way.

659
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: Well, it's like I'm scared.

660
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: Have you been to the Exley in Brooklyn? It's it's

661
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: after it it's open during the pandemic. But all of

662
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: there's something that happens after like eleven PM more people

663
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: get exley eyes. Yes, I've been, and that's when they

664
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: are they turned into It's twenty eight days later. Uh

665
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Speaker 1: fat sled edition.

666
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Speaker 2: Because we walk from Metro over there.

667
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

668
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Speaker 2: It was we were like in that back booth and

669
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Speaker 2: there's something about just being in that dark little leg

670
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Speaker 2: yeah trailer and just drinking. Those drinks are very strong,

671
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: are very strong.

672
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Speaker 1: But it's like everyone it's like tables of you know,

673
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: little friend groups. And then there is a few solo

674
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Speaker 1: performers that just like are literally like Zomba five going

675
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: from table to table being like, have you guys seen Bogonia?

676
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 3: They really want to talk. They really want to talk.

677
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 3: You just have to beg they don't come to you.

678
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's kind of the vibe. Where was I

679
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: Sunday at the Eagle?

680
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

681
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 2: I was there at like four or five o'clock because

682
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Speaker 2: I had just come from Chili's. I don't know if

683
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: you know this about Chili's, but they have Wicked Martini Margarita's.

684
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: Now like wicked branded, so wicked.

685
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: This season of branding isn't about Cynthia and Ariana crying

686
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: and holding hands. It's about it's.

687
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: About product place. Yes, yes, because of course the first

688
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: press store was so tasteful and minimalist, and now they're like,

689
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: you know what, like let's go.

690
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, I fear for them because I was watching

691
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Speaker 3: Project Runway and you know.

692
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: They was there a wicked challenge.

693
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: There was a wicked challenge, and they like show up

694
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: on a you know, pre filmed thing and like they

695
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: must be in a studio for hours on end doing

696
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: pre filmed things like they do Drag Race, they do

697
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Speaker 3: Project Runway.

698
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Were like, here's the thing is, these are two theater

699
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: kids that this is what they want.

700
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Speaker 3: It's true.

701
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: They every day they wake up more excited. I bet

702
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: they're not complaining about anything.

703
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: That the brand sponsorships. I think have gotten to a

704
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Speaker 1: level where I wouldn't be surprised if it was announced

705
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: that the city of Cleveland is now wicked. Like I

706
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: honestly think the next step is they choose a full

707
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: American city, not New York, reli, but like a sort

708
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: of second tier American city, and they're like Denver is

709
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Speaker 1: now wicked.

710
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 3: It's weeks we're calling it Wicked Wicked Colorado.

711
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: I just got an email from Airbnb being like, would

712
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Speaker 2: you like to meet Cynthia Evo at the Wicked Experience

713
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: And it's like a three hour thing where you I

714
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Speaker 2: think you just go into the Antelas forest and they've

715
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: built like a wicked hut.

716
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Speaker 1: You haven't even replied. They're like, you're on the list.

717
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: I would go and I would be walking in with

718
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: my Chili's margarita one pink, one green. They're disgusting, by

719
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Speaker 2: the way. I don't drink though, I.

720
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Speaker 3: Well, I can't believe it.

721
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: Ordered why I drove to Ensino to get them. I

722
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: made a group of people come with me. Everyone's like,

723
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 2: what's the point And they were all trying to order

724
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: lunch and I was like, I'm drinking me. This is

725
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: my lunch. And they wouldn't let me order two at

726
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Speaker 2: a time. So I made my friends order once so

727
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: I could bring them together. Please wouldn't let you order

728
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: a Glinda and no one drink at a time? Wow,

729
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: you really have to choose whiwe Glinda police, They're like,

730
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: just order as many as you can.

731
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Speaker 3: Please take take takes your take. I mean, I think

732
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: it's it is an It is inspired branding to be

733
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: like like normally would be like now fruit loops are

734
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 3: wicked theme, but to be like, no, this adult. We're

735
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: like marketing to adults as if they are children.

736
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: Know they're literally like the London Review of Books is

737
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: pink and green for the month of October, so it's

738
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: going they've done all the like kids stuff and now

739
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: they're going up to like the Department of Defense is going.

740
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this when you pay your taxes, do you

741
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: want them to be green or pink?

742
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Greed?

743
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Should we do our first segment?

744
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 3: We should do our first segment. So our first segment

745
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 3: is called straight Shooters, And in this segment, we're going

746
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: to ask you a series of rapid fire questions to

747
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 3: gauge you're familiarity with and complicity and straight culture. It's

748
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 3: basically this thing or this other thing. It's basically this

749
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 3: thing or this other thing.

750
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: You don't give him notes.

751
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: And the only rule is you can't ask any follow

752
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: up questions or we will get.

753
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: So yes, yes, okay to infinity and beyond or losing

754
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: your virginity to James Bond, losing.

755
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: My virginity to James Bond.

756
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 3: Okay, I think you should leave, or so you think

757
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: you can dance.

758
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: I think you should leave.

759
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: Cards against Humanity or barbs against Scissa and jay.

760
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: Z cards against humanity, and I hate that game.

761
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 3: Lump sum and residuals or shampoo and conditioner.

762
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: Viva Revolution or Diva. I'm aniela Loz.

763
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 3: Diva j lo j law jpeg.

764
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Speaker 1: Oh j.

765
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Speaker 2: Oh jpeg. Love a picture, send them.

766
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: Lave a picture, Love a picture, pictures, love those can't

767
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: get enough.

768
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: Of rage against the machine, Hannick at the disco or

769
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Speaker 1: out on the shelf, Out on.

770
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 2: The shelf, Love that little faggot.

771
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: Two broke girls or two woke queens. Queen.

772
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: Wow, it's crazy that you decided not to do to do.

773
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: This was a There was a time which which Jim's

774
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 3: bond was It definitely not Sean Connery. Why not?

775
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Wait, you don't like Sean Connery.

776
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 2: Do you know who seems like he would smell.

777
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: Which James bond of in history? Would you really? Can

778
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: I tell you something? What I think Daniel.

779
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 2: Greg is like, Oh I forgotten.

780
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: I think he's like so good in bed that it

781
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: would like actually ruin your life for the most of time.

782
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 2: Oh wait, imagine him and Rachel Ice having sex.

783
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's final.

784
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: You get pairs and I get Daniel.

785
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, I am coming out of the water in that

786
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 2: little speed out.

787
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's only getting hotter, sy Ages.

788
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's it's it's really beautiful. And the rumor

789
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 3: that like they're both gay and that they just like

790
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 3: it's like a marriage. I have to believe it. Like,

791
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: if I don't believe, that's like my believing in God.

792
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: If I don't believe in that, I have no purpose.

793
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: Jeremy Renner is gay, Right, that's the rumor, right when

794
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: I that's crazy that you said that.

795
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 3: Is there any straight actor that doesn't have gay rumors?

796
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: Jacob or Diesel? You think he is?

797
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: No?

798
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 3: I think so too might be gay? Yeah, legit?

799
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Speaker 1: Oh well that's fine.

800
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

801
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: Have you seen the videos of him singing alone to.

802
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, okay, fine?

803
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: Then who am I thinking of? I don't know, Sylvester Stallone.

804
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 2: I just don't think of like a big action that

805
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: guy straight.

806
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's straight.

807
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: Is just you know, sometimes, and I say this with

808
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: a lot of love to the lesbian community, sometimes when

809
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: an actress plays a lesbian on a film, lesbians forget

810
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: that it's not real life, and so and if that

811
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: happens twice or three times potentially, they're like, oh, that's proof.

812
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 3: To be fair. Gay guys do that too, Like gay guys,

813
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 3: I think a lot of gay. I still think like

814
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: Darren Chris is.

815
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Gay totally totally, but I think I think men be No,

816
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: he's straighter than Sylvester Stallone because he like is in

817
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: the gayest possible communities and is still like, I love

818
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: my wife, I love gay guys will kiss as a

819
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: bit like he has no problems with his own sexuality,

820
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: but he simply cannot help that he's straight?

821
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: Who straighter Darren Chris? Matthew Morrison because he'd be in

822
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: the community.

823
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 3: What's he up to?

824
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: What do you mean he's got a solo show right

825
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: now and it's wonderful. You go to look up clips

826
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 2: on I'm sure change your mind.

827
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can get tickets at Citywinery dot com.

828
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 2: They were free.

829
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: Do you remember when Beyonce did that performance where she

830
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: was like and then did that to Matthew Morrison?

831
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was really iconic and he was like, yeah,

832
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: that was probably try to kiss her. Yeah, maybe he

833
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: is gay.

834
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 3: Well, we rate our guests on Skills zero two one

835
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: thousand doves.

836
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: You don't want to be rated, you're opting out of

837
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Speaker 1: the ratio.

838
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 3: I it's your show.

839
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

840
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 3: I mean it's important to get feedback.

841
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: I guess now that was a manipulative apology show.

842
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

843
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: You need Delta Works Book of et again.

844
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: She scares me. She scares me, I know.

845
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: So what's the tea? Do you know her?

846
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? We work at the same podcast studio. So podcast

847
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: Slappy Seconds with Big DIPPERA is on the Mom Network

848
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: with Race Chaser with willm in Alaska and Delta.

849
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: Works and thank you, thank you, thank you for it.

850
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: Because if you're not going to promote yourself, you're gone.

851
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 3: Yeah we forgot.

852
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: I'll kill myself. I will show yourself myself.

853
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: Right yere, hell yourself on vertical video.

854
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Well, then they can edit it. It's gotta be live.

855
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone come to precinct this Saturday.

856
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill myself.

857
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself a fat slot.

858
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call myself that.

859
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: Slast Manila Ludan is performing nowhere. What so your score

860
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Speaker 1: out of a thousand doves is.

861
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go nine hundred and fifteen doves.

862
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 2: I agree, thank you, thank you.

863
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 3: I felt like that was a really amazing performance. Confident, fun,

864
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 3: put a lot, even put a lot of personality in

865
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Speaker 3: those answers.

866
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Speaker 2: I almost hit a girl on the way here too.

867
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Speaker 3: That's true. And I was almost with you.

868
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: I was. I was rolling down my window to screen

869
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 2: faggot at you out the window, and this girl walks

870
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: out of the building, doesn't look left, just starts to

871
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 2: walk into the street, and I was like.

872
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 3: Oh, so this building we're in sometimes has like casting calls,

873
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 3: like I've been in this building before when everyone is

874
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 3: six foot three and ten pounds, and.

875
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: Why is it that they like a model? Because I

876
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: used to live in New York and I would be

877
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: like in casting rooms and stuff, the models come in

878
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: and they've never looked scarier, Like they look like they

879
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 2: were at the Eagle until two o'clock in the morning.

880
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: But then their body is like no, they just look

881
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 2: like I know, have to be like sculpted out. Yeah,

882
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: but it's like.

883
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: You have to look like an alien. And then the

884
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: camera it's like how the camera adds ten pounds?

885
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: It also like does what.

886
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: Add you have to look like? Even crazier in real life,

887
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: and then the camera makes you look slightly more normal

888
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: if you're like alien looking, like if you're on your

889
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: tailor Joy I feel like if you met her in

890
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: her life, you'd probably be like, ah.

891
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 2: But then sometimes that's the opposite, where you like see

892
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 2: an actor and you're like they're gorgeous, and you see

893
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: him in person and you're like, they're magnificent. Camera doesn't

894
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 2: even pick up their beauty. That's true.

895
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 3: No, that's true.

896
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: That's had that experience with Olivia Wilde.

897
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: I had experience with Ryan Gosling.

898
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: Really even post sorry no, this was.

899
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: Like ten years ago.

900
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: Almost what his face looks insane. I just saw a picture. Yeah,

901
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: what are they? Why are they all plumping up?

902
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: And that household, you know, the two of them get together,

903
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: they say, we have sixteen procedures today, we'll split them.

904
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: They say, let's get childcare because it's going to be

905
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: two full days.

906
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: What mommy and daddy are leaving.

907
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: And because as a man in Hollywood, it's one of

908
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: the great luxuries is that you're like sort of allowed

909
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 3: to almost age, especially.

910
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling, who could have aged just for like a rugged.

911
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, he could be in Yellowstone right now.

912
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: Or it's like when you think about like Ethan Hawk

913
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: or Kevin Bacon, like they age into like just like

914
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like slightly gray hair, rugged, like flannel,

915
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: living on a farm, holding a goat.

916
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: It's like Timothy all of that. Oh my god, Yeah,

917
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 2: he did it perfect. I mean, there's of course botox

918
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: on a love but he's not like, of course he's

919
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 2: not a farmer skin, but he's not like plumping up

920
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: his cheeks like the chipmunk cheeks is crazy.

921
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 3: It's crazy. No, it's not appealing. I don't know who's

922
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 3: doing we're going to look back on the era.

923
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 2: They should just be doing like the I mean I

924
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: have some friends that like, just get the face lift

925
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: at forty, Well.

926
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: That's what you have to do, and then you.

927
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 2: Like age back down to fifty and then you do

928
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: it again at sixty. But he looks like he did

929
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: filler and like a bunch of crazy shit.

930
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: Here's a lot of yes men, a lot of yes men,

931
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: a lot of yes men.

932
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a good therapist. His therapist is like, Ryan,

933
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 3: you are diva. If you want to get that face plumping,

934
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: well he gets.

935
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: He goes to the line for therapy.

936
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: He goes to the line for therapy. He says, it's

937
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,959
Speaker 1: cheap and I get to get my hair cut.

938
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get to look at my new face the

939
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: whole time. I did.

940
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: Wow, he's running his lines for Barbie.

941
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 2: He was. I hated him in that movie.

942
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll say this. Ken is not forty years old. Okay,

943
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: Ken is not forty years old.

944
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 2: It should have all been like.

945
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: It should have been like Hollywood. Yeah, why am I

946
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: looking at great? He did great work. He's a great actor,

947
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: a titan in our industry. Why is he playing Ken?

948
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: Ken should be twenty seven and it should be like

949
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: a new twink they found that kind of looks like Ken,

950
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: like honestly kind of maybe like it could be a

951
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: discovery of like someone who did porn and now this

952
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: is their film debut.

953
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: Barbie would never have that with them. They're not Wicked.

954
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 2: They're not putting their name on porn stars.

955
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 3: Who's a porn star in Wicked?

956
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 2: Well, on the original Wicked, barbiees the website on the

957
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 2: back was Wicked dot com, which is actually a porn

958
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: They had to rip all the dolls off the shelves.

959
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 2: So if you have one of those, it's worth a

960
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 2: lot of money.

961
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I had no idea. Yeah, should get into our

962
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: topic like Wicked.

963
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, what's the question?

964
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: There is no such thing as like you're not liking it.

965
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: We're in it. This podcast recording is part of Wicked.

966
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's like do you like America? Like it's like

967
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 3: that's not really the question. It's like like like you're

968
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 3: just you exist within it and you like can choose

969
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: how you want to deal with that.

970
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like when people are like during Thanksgiving, they're

971
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving actually has really like violent history, Like no,

972
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: I know, but where's the turkey?

973
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 3: Can we have some drinks and like talk?

974
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the game is on, so how about you

975
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: shut the hell up?

976
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 3: Well, there needs to be we need to we need

977
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 3: to have like a like like a work like complete,

978
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: like we understand the history complete because I'm like, we

979
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 3: keep rehashing.

980
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: You know, you're so right, slavery, We get it complete.

981
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we're just saying make textbooks less. Whoa.

982
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 3: It's just it reminds me of like honestly, millennials speak

983
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 3: of being like obviously what I'm saying isn't perfect. Obviously,

984
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 3: and it's like, Okay, if it's so obvious, maybe you

985
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 3: don't have to say it right exactly.

986
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

987
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: I love when straight guys learn It's like a straight

988
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: I will learn about the phrase women and fems or something,

989
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: and then you'll have like just a straight guy being like,

990
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: these are my favorite bands that are mostly women in

991
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: non binary folks, You're like, okay, you can just say paramore.

992
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: Let's get into our top.

993
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: Okay, so meet Paul.

994
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 3: What is your straight topic today and what is straight

995
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 3: about it?

996
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: Motorcycle culture?

997
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 3: Motorcycle culture. Yes, someone that spends a long time in

998
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 3: the Eagle, I find that to be that sort of interesting.

999
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I know someone who has seen the cover of Lady

1000
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: God I was born this way. I also find it

1001
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: to be interesting.

1002
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, let's get into it. I have a motorcycle.

1003
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: You do work. Yes, there's a very famous clip of

1004
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: me being called trans while riding it at the opening

1005
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: of the Pride Parade.

1006
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: I've seen this clip in the years past.

1007
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 4: We've known this contingent as dikes on bikes, But a

1008
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 4: few years ago you changed.

1009
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 2: That, didn't you.

1010
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 4: Yes, Because when we started, our rights started being taken

1011
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 4: away from us. We needed to start really fighting for

1012
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 4: our rights. So I felt we shouldn't separate the men

1013
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 4: from the women anymore.

1014
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 2: And actually, it's not for.

1015
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 4: Me to decide to stay who is a man and

1016
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 4: a woman. So I switched the name from Dikes on

1017
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 4: Bikes to Motorcycle Contingent for Equality. We still are Dikes

1018
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 4: on Bikes, but we still are men, we still are women,

1019
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 4: We're still trends, we are everything under this umbrella title.

1020
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: But this year also we.

1021
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 4: Want to give focus to our trans community because they

1022
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 4: are really being targeted. So I want to give focus

1023
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 4: to our trans members because they really are heart and soul.

1024
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, with that said, h riders, start your engines.

1025
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: My opinion, you actually explained it.

1026
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: Can you explain the club.

1027
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: I'm on ABC News and the leader of Dykes on

1028
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: Bikes says, we're here to support our trans commune and

1029
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 2: then pointing to yestures over at me and I'm waving

1030
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 2: and I'm like, but I'm not trans, and uh, that's

1031
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 2: the clip and it's really embarrassing.

1032
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 1: But you're just in drag.

1033
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 2: I'm in full drag on my motorcycle to open the parade,

1034
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 2: and she meant to say drag queen. Yeah, and all

1035
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 2: day while we were planning it, she was saying drag queen.

1036
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: And then there was a lot of trans motorcyclists behind me,

1037
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: but I was leading it because it was like when

1038
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: drag queens were under the most attack, like four or

1039
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: five years ago.

1040
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: Now everything's fine.

1041
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, drag queens are great. I mean, should we

1042
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 2: ban all drag queens? Absolutely, I'm tired of putting on wigs.

1043
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 2: You can barely wear a heel fifteen.

1044
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: And you're a lot being Congress for this. Ye you're

1045
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: saying no more.

1046
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: I know a lot of the girls are in there

1047
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: fighting for it. I'm saying, let's kill brunch. Let's end

1048
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 2: in a twelve o'clock brunch. Brunches at two thirty. That's

1049
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: what time they should start at. Sorry, I'm not completely

1050
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 2: that's a New York brunch is two o'clock, la, They're

1051
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: like eleven in the morning.

1052
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,479
Speaker 1: They he's done a hike and gone to the gym.

1053
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: It's I'm still drunk from the night before.

1054
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: I finished drinking at eight pm.

1055
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 2: I'm on the motorcycle all the way here.

1056
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, the motorcycle into Okay, so you own a motorcycle.

1057
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: I own a motorcycle and I'm trying to fix it

1058
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 2: up right now. I've like changed the brakes on it

1059
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 2: and done all this stuff. I'm so mad.

1060
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 3: This is so different than what I could have ever imagined.

1061
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 2: To keep going okay, but I love fixing things and

1062
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 2: like it's fun. Like I have a sewing machine and

1063
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: I know how to fix it too, but I was like,

1064
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: this is just a bigger sewing machine, except for it

1065
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 2: could kill you. So I like, I hate taking it

1066
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 2: to the shop because I feel like I have to

1067
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: be like overly masculine when I'm in there. And then

1068
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 2: when I had bought my first motorcycle, it was like

1069
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 2: me and my exo together and I always be like, well,

1070
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 2: my boyfriend was riding it and he said he heard this,

1071
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 2: and it would be like on their face. And all

1072
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: I really want is like YouTube tutorials from a queen.

1073
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: All I'm getting is like guys being like, so you

1074
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: take it off here and you do this, and I

1075
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: want like, hey, sister, if you don't put your chain

1076
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: on right, you're gonna fucking die bit or like don't

1077
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: put oil in the whatever, It's gonna end up messier

1078
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 2: than a Chipotle bowl on a Tuesday night, like I

1079
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 2: just want gay ship.

1080
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: I fully assume you mean you want James Charles being like,

1081
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: hey dives, so like, get ready with me while I

1082
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 3: fix my motorcycle.

1083
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: Ye, but it's like using the grease or like show

1084
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 2: me how to do it without it being like so

1085
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: overly masculine. And I know there are gay motorcycle leaves

1086
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: here of course, and the Eagle for example.

1087
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: Sorry, but some bikes your your friends.

1088
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 2: Even so yeah, loved the Dykes, love that kind of thing,

1089
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: but even those, it's like it feels so masculine. I

1090
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: want Queen's.

1091
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: Well that's about game strait. It's more about mask and

1092
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: fen like you're wanting like Queenie.

1093
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: I think it's the straight culture that they're trying to

1094
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: like squeeze themselves into instead of being like we're gay.

1095
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: So what if I want to put a thirty inch

1096
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: ponytail on my helmet when I whip it when I'm

1097
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: riding it, like I want it to be so faggy

1098
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 2: And I just can't find that because I read my

1099
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 2: motorcycle in full drag. It's been wonderful, but the looks

1100
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 2: are like it's it's they're like, what do we what's

1101
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 2: that There's so many things to add up. Hairy body,

1102
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 2: lady face, lady face, motorcycle. Like, I'm just it shouldn't

1103
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 2: be so confusing. I want to see like twinks.

1104
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Totally yeah, wearing like like the rainbow Smirnoff tank, not

1105
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: Smirnoff absolutely absolute tank.

1106
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1107
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So I like the and and Deke Some bikes.

1108
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: You know, we obviously love Deke Some Bikes.

1109
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: To me, my first pride ever I was I found

1110
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: myself at the Dike some Bikes March and I was

1111
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: the only one not a dike and not on a bike.

1112
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: It was kind of one of those iconic experiences of

1113
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: my life. So we love deck Some bikes. But I

1114
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: do love the idea of just like Hohorror twinks.

1115
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Harley's I've never seen it. Yeah, long.

1116
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: His name is Tory.

1117
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: I mean, you're supposed to be in full leather for

1118
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 2: your protection, but who cares.

1119
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: We're there's no leather. It's it's literally like American apparel,

1120
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: mesh American apparel, cut off shorts and like a little

1121
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: rainbow armband that says CHROMATICA tour.

1122
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: Just came to me because I was like, I had

1123
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: taken my bike out. I was testing the brakes and

1124
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'll swing by the Eagle because

1125
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 2: I know it's like biker day or whatever. And I

1126
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: showed up in my little short shorts on my motorcycle

1127
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: on like a shirt. They're all looking at me like

1128
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 2: I was crazy because they were in like full leather

1129
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: chaps and all this stuff. Yeah, to go ride around

1130
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles in the summer, totally.

1131
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 3: So this is what does confuse me. So like, practically,

1132
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 3: are you supposed to wear leather when you ride a

1133
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 3: bike or is that just decord.

1134
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 2: You're supposed to like keep all of your I mean

1135
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: it's you don't. You can wear whatever you want.

1136
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: Baby, you can hear whatever you want.

1137
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 2: You can wear whatever you want. It's in case of

1138
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: an accident, you could, like if you fall off the bike,

1139
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 2: you can get road rash and stuff by skidding on

1140
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,959
Speaker 2: the cement. So it's more like, but that's a baby

1141
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: that's thinking in the future. I'm not looking to have

1142
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: an accident. Maybe a dressed like a slat and ride

1143
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 2: my bike.

1144
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 3: Well, I'm also like, well, aren't we dealing with like

1145
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: bigger issues If I get into a motorcycle accident, Like,

1146
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: aren't my limbs falling off? I don't really care.

1147
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 2: If they're like yeah, but you're looking cunt. You're like

1148
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: the hospital and they're like Russia and all the gay

1149
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 2: nurses now what.

1150
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 3: It was like the chaps hold stop if from happening.

1151
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you know, I mean, most accidents I

1152
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: think on a motorcycle aren't like lethal. I think, oh,

1153
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 2: that's nice. You're mostly just kind of riding around a

1154
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 2: neighborhood and someone you heard it here first, motorcycles pretty safe? Yeah, okay, hey,

1155
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 2: non lethal.

1156
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,959
Speaker 1: It's fascinating. Okay, I'm in motorcycles versus cars, you're I

1157
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: I obviously motorcycles are straight in the sense that there's

1158
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: something very like lone rider, lone wolf about it, Like

1159
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: there's no sense of a yeah, no sense of on

1160
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: the back exactly. That's the thing. Either either you have

1161
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: a like a hot woman behind you and then that's

1162
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: like super cool because she's like holding your strong torso

1163
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: and you're like going to you know, the big the

1164
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: big event, or.

1165
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: You're thinking of that episode of sex.

1166
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 1: So basically there's one way to look at it, where

1167
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: like a motorcycle is like lone Wolf, straight Eye, and

1168
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: a car is like dumb cuck. But there's also the

1169
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: other way. Car is family values. It is like having

1170
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: the kids in the back. It's having a baby seat.

1171
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: And motorcycle is like you're you're on your own, you're

1172
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: rejecting the family structure. You're also there's something about how

1173
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: like decked out it can be that's very gay, like

1174
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: you're adding your little personality to it. Yeah, you know,

1175
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: a helmet on. It's anti surveillance because people can't see

1176
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: your face look at you go, you take it off,

1177
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: you have it here suddenly or Drew Barymore and Charlie's Angel.

1178
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: So it's like it is what you make of it.

1179
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: Like a motorcycle is kind of a blank a blank slate,

1180
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: and you can make it again, you can. It's straight.

1181
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 3: But I think what you're describing is like the myth

1182
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 3: of the motorcycle rather than like what actually happens on

1183
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: a motor.

1184
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 2: Going from A to B, because.

1185
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: Like the myth of a motorcycle is so LGBTQ plus,

1186
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: but then like in practice it's it's not at all.

1187
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 3: And I wish like that myth. All I've ever want

1188
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 3: is to take a helmet off, whip my hair around.

1189
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 3: But that you take the helmet off, you look bad.

1190
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, your hair is a mass.

1191
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 3: You look horrible.

1192
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you have so.

1193
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 2: Then the other thing is they'll put a bandana on

1194
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 2: so that protects their hair. But then you're walking around

1195
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 2: with a bandana on your head. And now who are

1196
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: you serving? Are you flagging? What colors should I wear?

1197
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: It's too many options.

1198
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 3: It's too many options.

1199
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: And also one time a little twin did ask to

1200
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: get on the back of my bike and I literally said,

1201
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm not gay. So maybe this is a personal.

1202
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 3: Interesting wow interesting? So you you know, maybe it's because

1203
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 3: you have so many spaces to be comfortable being gay

1204
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: in your life that you say not here, not on the.

1205
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 2: Bike, not here, and not on the bike, not on

1206
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: the bike shop.

1207
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 3: When my ass is on this seat, I'm fucking I'm

1208
00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: a man.

1209
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 2: Don't look at my thong. I'm a dude up here.

1210
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 3: Wow, And you can't. You can't sit behind me unless

1211
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 3: you are my little brother or you have a gun.

1212
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: A little brother. Get out of here with that. Wow.

1213
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: What are you up to?

1214
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1215
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: What's going on? What are you talking about in therapy?

1216
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 3: Nothing?

1217
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: I just think that motorcycles could be gayer and it's

1218
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 2: not that.

1219
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so how.

1220
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 2: Rainbow period.

1221
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,479
Speaker 3: Literally this is actually an interesting point.

1222
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 2: Get But I think that there's a lot of people

1223
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, jeep culture, like hand out ducks

1224
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: to each other and it's like this whole thing and

1225
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem weird. And men can do it to men.

1226
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: Men do it to men all the time. Yeah, but no,

1227
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 2: not like that. I'm just giving the dogs. So but

1228
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 2: I think on motorcycle culture, it's more about, like you're saying,

1229
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: being like a lone wolf and like stuck in your

1230
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: ways and like you and your motorcycle gang all wear

1231
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 2: matching vests. But that's about it. You don't like give

1232
00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 2: each other trinket.

1233
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: That's true. Motorcycle gang does give it a sense of community.

1234
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: And it is true that when you see like a

1235
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: big like a sort of what is the word flotilla motorcycle.

1236
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 2: What do you call that?

1237
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 3: I don't know, a school of.

1238
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: Motorcycles, school of motorcycles. You know, you're like, okay, wow,

1239
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: you guys really did find murder. Maybe what you're craving

1240
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 1: and sorry to saycmanalyze you is like no, no, no, no, no.

1241
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 3: You have, you have plenty about fats.

1242
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: Let us sold out.

1243
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 2: Sorry, it is every third Friday.

1244
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: Let us hold out.

1245
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 2: Well let's say Japan. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, it's an

1246
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: island country.

1247
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: So I think what you're pointing to is like so much.

1248
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: That's a really good time too. So what happens is

1249
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 2: it's a drag show. And then at the end that's

1250
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 2: what we call a sexy food eating competition, where all

1251
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 2: the food is encased in jello and it doesn't have

1252
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 2: to be eaten, but you do have to fuck it.

1253
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 2: I did want to sold that food. Yeah, so what

1254
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 2: kind of food am I fucking? So? Chocolate cake is

1255
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,439
Speaker 2: a big favorite. That was my mom was like, don't

1256
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: get chocolate gi vanilla next time because it looks like poop.

1257
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but we do it. We do like three

1258
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 2: pounds of shrimp, oh cooked tail on and then.

1259
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 1: We think it for clarifying.

1260
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I just want them to like have something

1261
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: docktail sauce. Yeah, it's it's in the top layer of

1262
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 2: the blood.

1263
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: Is so much more tasteful than poop.

1264
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 2: And then well someone did put a shrimp up there,

1265
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 2: but well I'm not really that impressed. It's not big.

1266
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 3: Okay, I will say I am impressed because it's kind

1267
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 3: of soft is.

1268
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.

1269
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 2: And then someone did do a hot dog up there

1270
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 2: butt and then when they shot it out at the audience,

1271
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 2: a little chili came out with it, which was crazy

1272
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 2: so gross.

1273
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to say that.

1274
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 3: Nasty thing.

1275
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm ringing the nasty alarm.

1276
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 2: So sorry, what were you saying about?

1277
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: Basically motors? So much of game motorcycle culture is like

1278
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: ironically adopting straight motorcycle culture. That's what I hate, right,

1279
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: So and I and I'm now getting like what your

1280
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: sort of desire is, which is you on homegrown gay

1281
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: motorcycle culture, Like rather than taking these signifiers like references

1282
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: from you know, Harley Davidson Rugged guys and being like,

1283
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: what if we did this but with that, if we

1284
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: did this but with leather daddies, which of course we love.

1285
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: What if we like came up with our own set

1286
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: of visual signifiers for motorcycles, Like what if it was

1287
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 1: just like.

1288
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 3: I think it starts with media. I think we need

1289
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 3: a movie franchise that is like gay motorcyclists and then

1290
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: they're like pop.

1291
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: Stars, you know, we need like they this is what

1292
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 2: they did need.

1293
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: We need, like we need the spirit of roller Derby,

1294
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: but for motorcycles. You know how roller Derby is just

1295
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: like they really did did the thing. They did the thing,

1296
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: like they created a new thing, They created a new vibe,

1297
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: and it's like each other girls beating each other up.

1298
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: But they're all like they have like funny names, and

1299
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: they have little patches on their vests, and they're like

1300
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: half lesbians and half straight but also lesbians, and and

1301
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: it's like they actually.

1302
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: Kind of out of locker room. It's none of our,

1303
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 2: none of our.

1304
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to be there. So I do

1305
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 1: think we need that for the motorcycles.

1306
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I'm thinking movie franchise game. I mean, honestly,

1307
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: we could just take the Charlie's Angels thing and make

1308
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 2: it three twins or one twink, one bear, one I

1309
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 2: don't know.

1310
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: One twink, one bear, and one like one herd, like

1311
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: one gay nerd with like oh yeah, one Sam.

1312
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 2: One Sam right, smart guy, just right in mid Okay.

1313
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 3: I think that sounds really beautiful and I can't I

1314
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: think the original soundtrack will be amazing. Charlie is actually

1315
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 3: doing it.

1316
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 2: I heard I heard about that Yeah, it's actually huge

1317
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: because she's going from Withering Heights to this.

1318
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Wuthering Heights is like her, like she's going

1319
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: all So expectations are low.

1320
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: Well, you know that the trailer is going to be

1321
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: a room.

1322
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: Room might be too gay? Wait hold on, so room room.

1323
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 2: But it's like one of those things where they take

1324
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: the song and make it spooky.

1325
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1326
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Children's and Squire and you see the twins and

1327
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: the Bear getting into a big accident on their motorcycle.

1328
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 2: Let's ride, yes, and then mustache smart guy comes in

1329
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: weaving through traffic real.

1330
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: Fast not and doesn't that Maybe I'm trying to think of,

1331
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 3: like what sort of violence they commit?

1332
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they have to commit violence obviously that's the

1333
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: ultimate sign of empowerment.

1334
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: So we're after like, is it like Twink Bear Sam,

1335
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: what violence do they commit in the big movie?

1336
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 3: Like what's their weapon? Like if they're like mot motorcycles.

1337
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 2: They're like ninja turtles, the you should have their own

1338
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 2: way exactly.

1339
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: You're a whip okay whip, and.

1340
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 2: You're always in a cat suit and it's so crazy

1341
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 2: that I don't.

1342
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: Know if that's the Twink has a laptop in his

1343
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: coating cyber attacks and cyber bullying. And then the bear.

1344
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's crazy.

1345
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: The bear has a gun.

1346
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 3: Yes, the bear has a gun.

1347
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: I have a gun.

1348
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my god, oh my god, a gun

1349
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 3: and a cowboy hat. No, then we're going back.

1350
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: You have a gun toutch it? Would you say your

1351
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: pro gun violence?

1352
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 3: Uh?

1353
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: Not the violence, but definitely pro like I don't know

1354
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: having one totally. I want to gun so bad. We've

1355
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 2: been over this.

1356
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: Remind me.

1357
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: I want a gun so bad just as an accessory. Yeah,

1358
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd buy the bullets. Okay. Good, that's

1359
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 2: actually like county guns and like there's one that's pink

1360
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 2: and glittery. Okay. So I work over in North Hollywood,

1361
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: so it's right next to Burbank and that's where all

1362
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 2: the gun stores are. So I get the itch every

1363
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 2: now and then and then instead just get impanadus next door. Yeah,

1364
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 2: calm myself down.

1365
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: It's sort of a gun for your day.

1366
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 2: So the bear has a gun, and I think the

1367
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 2: end is they all just shoot off the top of

1368
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 2: a building. So it's like very like you don't know

1369
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 2: if they liver or eye and their bikes have parachutes

1370
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: on them and they all hold hands on the way down.

1371
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: I mean bike, wait, bike with a paarachute.

1372
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: That's like genuinely like unique original imagery, Like that's on

1373
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: the poster, like people, you know what I mean, Like

1374
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: I just did it.

1375
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's been done.

1376
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 2: I think it has been done.

1377
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: And he actually did the stunt, which I think is

1378
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 3: so crazy.

1379
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just literally like ripping off Tom Cruise.

1380
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: We're plagiarizing.

1381
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh cool, just a little wow. But I thought you

1382
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 2: were on my side from him.

1383
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: What if it's the three motorcycles holding each other's hands,

1384
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: and then there's and then they're in a hot air

1385
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: balloon on the I'm trying to find unique industry.

1386
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 2: Here's what happens. The big stunt is that they actually

1387
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 2: have to go into orbit and save Katy Perry. So

1388
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: they're like taking one of those balloons right up to

1389
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 2: the edge and then they ride their motorcycles into space.

1390
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: So it's really get on the motorcycles in space and

1391
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: then okay, and and they and then it's Katie Perry's

1392
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: come back.

1393
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 3: That would be nice.

1394
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: Section talk about slience fiction, which is to fireworks to

1395
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: fireworks work. Yeah.

1396
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 3: Have you met Katy Perry?

1397
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1398
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, you were in the music video.

1399
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 2: I was in one of her music videos for a

1400
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 2: split second, and then I met her at some like

1401
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,959
Speaker 2: celebrity birthday party. What was she like in the music video?

1402
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 2: I think that was when she was in her dark place.

1403
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: Oh so.

1404
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 2: Well, it was no remember like short blonde hair was Swiss, Swish,

1405
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 2: Swish Swish. That's a great song, to be honest, it was. Yeah,

1406
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 2: it was so fun to be a part of. If

1407
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 2: you squit really hard, you can see me in the

1408
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 2: background as a cheerleader and one portion of it. And

1409
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 2: she was like really friendly. But in between takes, I

1410
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: think she was doing like small animal therapy and they

1411
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 2: would like wrap her in a blanket and she would

1412
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 2: lay down. They would just put a dog on her

1413
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 2: and she would sit there until they were like, okay, Katie,

1414
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: we need you, and then someone would come and take

1415
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 2: the dog and she'd stand up like a robot. It

1416
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: was kind of weird, But then she did come over

1417
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 2: and say hi to all of us, and she was

1418
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 2: really sweet. And then at the birthday party I saw

1419
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 2: her at I mean, I'm not even supposed to talk

1420
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 2: about but I think she was really drunk.

1421
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that's more relatable than doing small dog

1422
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: therapy in the middle of your shoot.

1423
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 2: I've seen celebrities do weirder things.

1424
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing you've seen a celebrity do? Yeah,

1425
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: you don't have to say who, or we can bleep

1426
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: the name, yeah, or or if you don't want to,

1427
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: if you're chea chicken.

1428
01:01:59,280 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 3: If you're scared.

1429
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 2: At one event, there was a celebrity whose husband literally

1430
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 2: would not let her speak to people, and that was

1431
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: weird to me.

1432
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: That is weird.

1433
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 2: And then she like took her shoes off and he

1434
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 2: yelled at her, and that was like, literally like okay,

1435
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: but no one else.

1436
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: Who there's and he's he's famous too, or he's well,

1437
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: we're her feet stank, nasty, they were beautiful.

1438
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 3: Oh, that's worse.

1439
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 2: But it was really strange, and I was like, Oh,

1440
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 2: I guess everything about them is kind of true.

1441
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 3: The fuck you'll have.

1442
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: To tell her?

1443
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 2: Is it Amy Schumer? It was Amy Schumer and her

1444
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 2: husband really tough, Oh tall chef, let's if. I was like, yeah, no,

1445
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: we have four minutes. Who cares take away? It's big

1446
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 2: dipper and some gay porn star.

1447
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 3: I thought it was second.

1448
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: That's but if the first one goes over, then you

1449
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: have Bruce Valanchi trible.

1450
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,919
Speaker 2: I will not let it go over. Can I say something?

1451
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: He's a gay porn star. What does he gotta talk

1452
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 2: about his ball?

1453
01:02:59,320 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 3: Probably?

1454
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 2: I've seen his work. I'm not impressed.

1455
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 3: Was this a dipper booking?

1456
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,959
Speaker 2: Yes? Who do you think would book a gay porn

1457
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. You guys have like obsessed with sex.

1458
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 2: He throws a sex party. Have you been?

1459
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 3: No? Did you get that invite?

1460
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 2: It's the way you said no makes me feel like

1461
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 2: you did go.

1462
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 3: No, I haven't been. I haven't been.

1463
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 2: He throws it. He throws a sex party. Drain your nut.

1464
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: That's fun, very literal.

1465
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: It's a bit literal.

1466
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: It's no, you know what is more literal? Drain your

1467
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: nut or fat slot?

1468
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: Do you think that's like it could really be any

1469
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: that's true? I mean, is the fat slot so you

1470
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 2: know you're getting it?

1471
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:37,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1472
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: Or yeah it's like okay the host, or it's like

1473
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: the suggestion for how to present yourself, or it's like

1474
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: the crowd.

1475
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be the girls do come slutty.

1476
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Drain your nut is kind of like you.

1477
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 2: The nuts.

1478
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 3: This is sometimes when sex talk gets like very literal,

1479
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 3: it grosses me out, like maybe not literal or like

1480
01:03:56,240 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 3: it like it can become unsexy and like removed from

1481
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 3: a body, like drain your nut is kind of like that.

1482
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 3: And when do you remember people were saying this is

1483
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: so gross, sorry to everyone in the recording. Your listeners

1484
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 3: are too smart for this. Do you remember people were saying,

1485
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 3: like cummies, Oh, I hate it.

1486
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: But that's cute. That's different than literal cummies is.

1487
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 3: But it was like I gotta go out and get

1488
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 3: my cumming.

1489
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 2: That is forgotten, like a message from someone where they're

1490
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 2: being so forward like yeah, where they're like come in me,

1491
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 2: and you're just like whatever happened to hide?

1492
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: And you're also like you're like, yeah, I know that's

1493
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: where it's we know, like.

1494
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 2: That's kind of like also it's like Thanksgiving. We don't

1495
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 2: need to say exactly, we don't need to we need

1496
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 2: to bring it up. We know, we know we're going to.

1497
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 3: Commit some acts. Yeah, some unspeakable.

1498
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 1: Acts, unspeakable acts, and let's let's have it stay that way.

1499
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't speak about the unspeakable.

1500
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 2: Acts and speak about the unspeakable as.

1501
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 3: So no, I haven't been invited to Dipper's sex party.

1502
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 2: I'll make sure you get on that.

1503
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 3: Thank you?

1504
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 2: Is it you ever? He does want in New York too?

1505
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: Isn't that his house perfect?

1506
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 2: No, it's like in a warehouse.

1507
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 3: So you you say that he is the one that

1508
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 3: brings all the sex people on because you have like

1509
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 3: porn stars on with somebody.

1510
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 2: Anytime we have a porn star on, it's always being like,

1511
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 2: these guys are so mad? Who cares?

1512
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, no, okay, what's your dream guest?

1513
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 2: Oprah Winfrey?

1514
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: What would you say to her?

1515
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 2: I'd be like, do I get a car?

1516
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you know what I would say to her.

1517
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 2: Say to her?

1518
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 1: I would say, so, what's the deal with all these

1519
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: books you're promoting lately? Because they are all evil?

1520
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 3: Here's what I say. I'd say, Oprah, I have a

1521
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 3: question that everyone's been asking top or Bottle.

1522
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: When you do your harvest videos, are you really pulling

1523
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 2: those plants?

1524
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: Right?

1525
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 2: Right? She's like, this is my harvest And I was like,

1526
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 2: yeas are so clean.

1527
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 1: So completely. They're manicured to the gods, and their nails

1528
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: match your glasses.

1529
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 2: Were stedman you know, if she's on property with like

1530
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 2: five houses and he lives in his own house, like

1531
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 2: she doesn't see him anymore.

1532
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 3: I like in America, I know he really won.

1533
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: It's so crazy and I'm honestly so happy for him, genuinely. Yeah. Well,

1534
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: our thoughts go out to Oprah.

1535
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 3: Our thoughts about to Oprah and Steadman and Kale and

1536
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 3: everyone in the family.

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Speaker 1: And one day Oprah will read a book that isn't

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01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: by a murderous white mom who discovered a form of

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01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: therapy that is also being funded by the deep state

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01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: of It's crazy, like it.

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01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 2: Really, I know she's not okay because she's like always

1542
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 2: hanging out with Jeff Bezos and that's well, that's part

1543
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 2: of it too.

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01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like and then Chris Jenner is like the

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01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: other node in this kind of map.

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01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 2: Now already at Jeff Bezos's house. That's insane. It's like

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01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 2: part of the oligarchy.

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01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner, she's like as much a part of it

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01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: as you know, Mark Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 3: That's tough.

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01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 2: It's tough stuff. Anyway, let's to a final segment.

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01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I'm like like enough, Okay.

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01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 2: Our final segment want us to have fun I do.

1554
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 2: It's just like a therapist. You wanted to keep me

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01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 2: a secret from you.

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01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like, you know what that thing where you're

1557
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 3: like when I say like, let's wrap it up, then

1558
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 3: it's impossible for me to get back into it. No

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01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 3: I know, Oh sorry, hey, let's wrap it up, Sam,

1560
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 3: And it's like it's I'm I wish I could bounce back,

1561
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 3: but it's like in my mind already it's.

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01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: Called cummies.

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01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 3: And we share what you get to your cummies? Ye,

1564
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,919
Speaker 3: what got your cummies? Oh that's the most disgusting thing.

1565
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 3: I can't ever. I hate it. One time on stage,

1566
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 3: I tried to be like, you guys know how gay

1567
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 3: guys are saying commies now? And everyone was like no,

1568
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 3: They're like, we don't know about this.

1569
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 2: And I was like they want a gay audience.

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01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 3: No, it was not a gay audience. And I and

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01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 3: everyone they were mad at me. They were like, why

1572
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 3: did you make us learn about cummies? People?

1573
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 2: Straight people have.

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01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: Like accepted gay people, and they don't like it when

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01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: you remind them there are things they haven't excepted.

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01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 3: Well.

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01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 2: So here's the worst thing is the one time I

1578
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 2: was opening for Nicole Buyer at the improv and I

1579
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,200
Speaker 2: decided to like, I don't know, I felt like some

1580
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 2: people in fans I know, but I didn't really. It

1581
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 2: just wasn't everyone. And so I started talking about cruising

1582
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 2: and they didn't know, and so then I had to

1583
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 2: explain cruising. And then I had to explain the story

1584
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 2: about how one time I was cruising and I was

1585
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 2: wearing like a I was in drag and I was

1586
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 2: like in a dirty baby diaper because the guy cruised

1587
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 2: me from the from fu Bar. I was coming out

1588
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 2: of a gig and he was like, get in.

1589
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 3: The car and I was like, oh wow.

1590
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 2: And so I had to tell that story and it

1591
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 2: was like it was like that it was coming us

1592
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 2: to a straight audience. There are so many layers.

1593
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: So powerful to like be there and just like Alienator

1594
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: room full of straight people. You're like, that's right, I

1595
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: have a more interesting life than you do.

1596
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 2: Well, then I went crazy and I said the R word.

1597
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: Really you got an actually won the man?

1598
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like, yeah, let's.

1599
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 3: Use it again. I love this one.

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01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 2: It was just awful. It was so bad.

1601
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 3: That's tough.

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01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 2: So it was this last segment we've were talking about

1603
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,719
Speaker 2: what are these springs?

1604
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: So those are Web awards.

1605
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,760
Speaker 3: Don't worry, they're not ours. Not ours we never won,

1606
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 3: so our finals. Like what it was called shout outs,

1607
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 3: and in the segment we pay homage to the grand

1608
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 3: straight tradition of the radio shout out and shout out

1609
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 3: anything that we are enjoying, people, places, things, ideas. Imagine

1610
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 3: in twousand and one you're at TRL shouting out to

1611
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 3: your squad back home, but about anything you like, I

1612
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 3: can go, oh, please, what's up?

1613
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 1: Freaks on measures. I want to give a shout out

1614
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: to ordering room service at the hotel. This is something

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01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: that at some point I stopped doing. I don't know why.

1616
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 1: I guess because room service is often disgusting, and I

1617
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: like the idea of actually like leaving and going to

1618
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,719
Speaker 1: a place and meeting friends and going to a normal restaurant.

1619
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 1: But there is nothing more glamorous than having your little

1620
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: RoboN ordering room service. The number does not count, cash

1621
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: does not count. You can order up to one hundred

1622
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 1: dollars and it actually doesn't really count because you've put

1623
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: it on the room and you can even tip like

1624
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,559
Speaker 1: fifty percent. You're like, oh, of course, I basically hear

1625
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: for a big conference, so order room service, have your

1626
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: little robe on, eat it in your hotel, than be

1627
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:06,679
Speaker 1: completely disgusting and watch like a true crime documentary or something.

1628
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: Thank me later, ladies, you're gonna love it.

1629
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:15,719
Speaker 3: WHOA, Okay, what's up freaks, losers and perverts around the globe?

1630
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: I want to give a shout out to the specific

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01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 3: intelligentsia that is a block and a half away from

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01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 3: our recording studio in Hollywood, California. Whenever we do a recording,

1633
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 3: I go to this intelligentsia. I get here fifteen minutes

1634
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 3: early and I walk on over there. I get a coffee,

1635
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 3: and everyone there I don't know. I feel like they've

1636
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 3: never had the same employee twice, but they always have

1637
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 3: some LGBTQ plus twenty three year old who is doing

1638
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 3: something that is not making coffee. And I'm like, they

1639
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 3: make them do that too. I say this, Maarisa also

1640
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 3: has to wash the windows. Now I've seen everything this

1641
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 3: intelligency that's.

1642
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 2: So terrible, it's literally crazy. I should not be the jo.

1643
01:10:55,040 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 3: When the barista today put down the wet wipes and

1644
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 3: walked over to the counter to say, do you know

1645
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 3: what you want? I said, this is crazy.

1646
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 2: I want you to wash your hands before you touch

1647
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 2: my coffee.

1648
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 3: I said, this is I feel so I feel like

1649
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 3: a father to you. And I love coming here and

1650
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 3: seeing some of the most insane people you can find

1651
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 3: in the world. Sitting in the boots and drinking a

1652
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 3: coffee and screaming and being upset about who knows what.

1653
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 3: It makes me feel like La is a real city

1654
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 3: and that one day you know we're all going to

1655
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 3: be a crazy person screaming an intelligencia xoxo Sam.

1656
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:39,200
Speaker 1: What up?

1657
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 2: Bitches? Hey, I want to give a shout out to

1658
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,519
Speaker 2: ambientb house that don't charge extra to use their pool. You,

1659
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 2: lily say, well, pussy bitch, I had a wonderful time.

1660
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be an extra eighty

1661
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 2: to one hundred dollars to heat up that pool, and

1662
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,600
Speaker 2: you send me a message and said go ahead, I

1663
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 2: don't care. I hated that pull up to ninety to

1664
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 2: creez it's crazy. Your gas bill is gonna be nuts.

1665
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 2: But I love you for it. Jen, you get your

1666
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 2: big one on that one. And definitely we'left all the

1667
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,680
Speaker 2: towels clean too. We left it cleaner than you left it.

1668
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 2: I think you might have mice.

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01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:11,679
Speaker 1: Jen.

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01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 3: Love you, Baby, that is incredible. It's incredible.

1671
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 1: Sloppy seconds every third Friday Friday, and then you know sty.

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01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 2: Seconds is twice a week Tuesday and Fridays. Fat Sloat

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01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 2: every third Friday. Precinct Global Global Entry, Baby, I was

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01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 2: high for my Global interview.

1675
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: Everything else you want to promote Global gd fat slut guns.

1676
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:54,639
Speaker 2: Get a gun, Get a gun. Things are getting crazy.

1677
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:59,280
Speaker 3: Get a gun for the mice GUYE Goodbye podcast ends

1678
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,679
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01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,200
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01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,960
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01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:27,040
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