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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that signed up for an online

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Speaker 1: dating class called how to seduce women like Mark Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 2: Friends posting pictures in your.

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Speaker 1: Tie chee outfits, to letting the ladies see you sweat

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Speaker 1: in a hot congressional hearer so pale.

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Speaker 3: You learn you have a yacht or something get out

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Speaker 3: there inside.

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Speaker 2: You learn all the Zucksters seduction secrets.

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Speaker 1: With laser stories, this segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other face binkers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Indiana. It's the

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Speaker 1: beginning of wedding season and once't you know it, last

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Speaker 1: weekend we already had an incident happened at a couple's.

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Speaker 2: Reception Love it Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: As the festivities were winding down, there was an argument

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Speaker 1: between a wedding guest and his wife, who accused.

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Speaker 2: Him of flirting with another the woman.

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Speaker 1: Somehow, the groom got involved started fighting with the flirting guy.

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Speaker 2: A gun was pulled, there was.

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Speaker 1: A struggle over it, and the gun fired, hitting yet

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Speaker 1: another male guest.

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Speaker 2: In the hands. Oh my god. Still wedding drama is that.

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Speaker 3: The nutradition instead of throwing the garter the bullet.

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Speaker 1: The groom denies that he intentionally pulled the trigger. He

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Speaker 1: told police the gun just went off during all the

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Speaker 1: rustle and bustle, russell and bustle, and the real reason

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Speaker 1: that he even had it on him was in case

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Speaker 1: someone tried to steal any of the presents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you so worried about the guests you invited?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep your hands off my four piece matching towels set.

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Speaker 1: Both the groom and the flirting man were arrested. Both

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Speaker 1: were charged with battery and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon.

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Speaker 3: That's a good night.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like the man.

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Speaker 1: Who was shot in the hand and will be okay,

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Speaker 1: but was like, what the heck just happened?

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Speaker 3: It's like and I was gonna steal a couple of

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Speaker 3: purses tonight.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of Wisconsin. A mom arrived

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Speaker 1: early last Friday to pick up her son from daycare,

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Speaker 1: and she noticed something interesting. A daycare employee put ankle

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Speaker 1: weights on her two year old to slow him down.

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Speaker 4: Funny use those I could have used him when I

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Speaker 4: had small children, but i'm their mother.

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Speaker 3: I'm allowed to know it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Apparently the little guy is bigger than

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Speaker 1: most of the other kids, so the employee claimed they

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Speaker 1: had to use them to protect other children.

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Speaker 3: You can't control kids so much that you have to.

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Speaker 2: Wave the time.

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Speaker 1: According to the employee, the kid never heard anyone or

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Speaker 1: has never really been aggressive in any way. The daycare

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Speaker 1: claimed it was no big deal and said they'd done

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Speaker 1: it once before with another big kid.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's only the big kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but look at the calves on that kid.

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Speaker 1: Fute child development experts weigh in in the comments and

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Speaker 1: said it's definitely not okay to use ankle weights on

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Speaker 1: a toddler, even though Brook has used it on her

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Speaker 1: husband to slow him down when he was trying to

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Speaker 1: leave the house to hang out with his friends.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I actually let him go to these things like

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Speaker 4: a lot alone time.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey let him go but slowly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The woman immediately filed a complaint with the Department of

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Speaker 1: Children and Family Services, and she's also considering a lawsuit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but on the side, low key, she's also looking

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Speaker 4: at some for herself.

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Speaker 2: How they are kind of cute.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of money Madness headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Here's a reason to use cash.

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Speaker 1: That one dollar bill hanging out in your wallet could

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Speaker 1: be worth a lot more than you.

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Speaker 3: Think, uh more than one dollar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I say that because CNBC did a story on

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Speaker 1: rare misprinted one dollar bills that sell for thousands online.

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Speaker 4: Dude, we've talked about different bills, like I had a

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Speaker 4: two dollar bills and now I'm not using them or

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Speaker 4: giving them away because you told me that they were

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Speaker 4: going to be super valuable someday.

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Speaker 1: The hard part about this is you need two of them,

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Speaker 1: such two special one dollar bills because every bill the

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Speaker 1: government prints gets its own serial number. But in twenty sixteen,

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Speaker 1: a printer in Texas accidentally use the same ones as

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Speaker 1: a printer in DC. So if you find two different

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Speaker 1: one dollar bills that match serial numbers, they could be

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Speaker 1: worth a good amount of money. On one set sold

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Speaker 1: for about twenty three hundred dollars and another set sold

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Speaker 1: for over seven grand.

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Speaker 4: Who are the people in like the money circles that

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Speaker 4: know this stuff?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to buy them.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Hey, did you hear about the same printer being

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Speaker 4: used and where.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there aren't just a few of them out there.

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Speaker 1: Over six million duplicate one dollar bills exist why they

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Speaker 1: wear so much, but finding two of them on your

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Speaker 1: own is practically impossible, I would imagine. Good news is

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Speaker 1: you don't have to, because there's a website called Project

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Speaker 1: twenty thirteen be that connects people who find them. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, we're going to link them on our stories

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey top your bumble account. Yeah, guys taking dollar bills,

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Speaker 3: not memo.

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Speaker 1: They've got around eighty serial numbers listed on there right now,

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Speaker 1: so if you find the match, you could split the

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Speaker 1: money with the other person you split.

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Speaker 3: They only have to go to six million to get

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Speaker 3: them all done.

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Speaker 1: They've already made sixteen connections so far this year. Sixteen

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Speaker 1: rich people out there. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of emoji world. What if I told you seven new

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Speaker 1: emojis could be on the way and you'll probably never

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Speaker 1: use six of them?

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Speaker 3: Would tell us about them?

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Speaker 2: You might use the other one every single day.

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Speaker 1: A group called the Unicode Consortium is the ones who

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Speaker 1: decide which new emojis are considered each year.

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Speaker 3: The power these people have, and.

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Speaker 1: The most useful one from their latest batch is face

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Speaker 1: with bags under eyes like I'm so exhausted I can't

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Speaker 1: even type the words.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I would use it every day.

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Speaker 1: There's already a yawning emoji, so they could decide it's

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Speaker 1: a little bit redundant, but if it's approved, it would

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Speaker 1: hit Apple and Android devices this fall.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the yawning emoji is used when somebody's

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Speaker 4: telling you Southern boring.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, not when you're tired.

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Speaker 1: The other six ones that you're probably never gonna use

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Speaker 1: fingerprint emoji, leafless tree, harp, shovel, a splatter mark, which

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe jose would use that one, A root

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Speaker 1: vegetable emoji that's either a beat or a turnip.

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Speaker 3: I like the versatility in our vegetables.

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Speaker 1: There's technically an eighth that they're considering, which is the

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Speaker 1: flag of a tiny island in the English channel called Sark.

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Speaker 1: But nobody uses any of the flag emojis anyway, so literally,

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Speaker 1: who cares this flag?

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Speaker 3: Guy is gonna be excited.

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Speaker 1: Still, after all these years, the disrespect continues with not

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Speaker 1: one amorous turtle emoji.

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Speaker 3: Come start gets it before us.

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Speaker 2: I'm not cool. Unicode Consortium, listen to the people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're gonna start to go hump Men page.

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Speaker 3: First one would be a lot more popular.

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Speaker 1: The people what they want. That now means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.