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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talked about the first time I got a blowjob

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Speaker 1: the girl jumped out of a window. Immediately afterwards, he

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Speaker 1: walked right up to me and kicked me straight in

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Speaker 1: the testicles. I thank you, Frankie comfin and he caught

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Speaker 1: up into hair freaky sea. Here we oh start your

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Speaker 1: engines ring minging ming ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming mink. Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: I got nothing, I got nothing die. Oh boy, we're

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Speaker 1: getting into it already, already for ready now, Blake, are

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Speaker 1: you trying to tell us you have direa diarrhea? It's

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Speaker 1: definitely on on the cusp for sure. Did you have

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Speaker 1: some beers? Is that what was happening? Yeah? You you're

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Speaker 1: currently on the cusp of it. I didn't ship right

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Speaker 1: for like this is you know, t M I at

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Speaker 1: the gate. But here we go coming on fire baby,

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Speaker 1: like two straight weeks because of I think my borderline

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Speaker 1: alcoholism drinking so much that all my ships were uh

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Speaker 1: for a super liquid dude, very gross style and and

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Speaker 1: then I was like, it can't just be the booze.

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Speaker 1: That can't be it. And then I haven't drank it

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Speaker 1: like two weeks because I'm trying to clean my act

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Speaker 1: up and uh, you know, snap this chin fat back

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Speaker 1: in shape and my ships are so solid. And now, dude,

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Speaker 1: it turns out it is you got some real healthy

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Speaker 1: logs happening. Oh my god. I wish we had the

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Speaker 1: uh you know, and like you screen a movie to

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Speaker 1: see if it tests well or not, Like, wish we

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Speaker 1: had those we can see the results of this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Just dialing up and dialing nose diving right now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I think our fans are here for hot,

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Speaker 1: hot diarrhea talk. Dude. Well, if we're gonna we're talking

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Speaker 1: diarrhea out the gate, I'm gonna let you guys know

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Speaker 1: how I was feeling, because it wasn't I wasn't feeling

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Speaker 1: good there for a while. You know, some people call

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Speaker 1: They're like, I'm not really into scatological humor. People people

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Speaker 1: who are above like ship dookie jokes. They go like,

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Speaker 1: I guess I've never talked to them, so it's a

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Speaker 1: little too scatological for Oh yeah, you're talking to I

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Speaker 1: forget you like have fancy friends you hys scatological? Yes, Mike, My,

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Speaker 1: I'm friends with Candles. That's how fancy I am. You're

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Speaker 1: very high brow dude with Kendall labras grandma. And that's

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Speaker 1: another episode of Did you guys see the uh the

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Speaker 1: UFC fan that called me out that I thought I

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Speaker 1: was getting called out for a fight? About that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well ship like a fighter. He just had one a fight.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, just won the fight. His name is Puna.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna but your last name Serena Serrano

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Speaker 1: Puna very cool. Yeah, so you're a huge fan, dude.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know anything. And and he

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Speaker 1: they said on the video, they were like, well for

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Speaker 1: people that didn't see it, he was like, uh, do

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Speaker 1: you want to call anyone out? And he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to call it Adam Divine, the actor from Morecoholics.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, wait is he getting Is he

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Speaker 1: calling me out for like a fight, because what are

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Speaker 1: we what are we talking about? Yeah, let's break it down.

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Speaker 1: Purse wise. Have you guys heard about that new Chowhold

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Speaker 1: and Blake. I'm gonna need you to help me out

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Speaker 1: on this one. It's called a rear is a bagel? No,

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to hit me with the naked Grandma's it's

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Speaker 1: it's actually called the rear grandma and it is uh

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Speaker 1: pretty deadly. That sounds real. That sounds real. So what's

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Speaker 1: up with this? He's just he's just a fan. No.

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Speaker 1: I think he was just like a big fan. Someone's

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Speaker 1: like a few of his friends were like d M

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Speaker 1: me saying like, wish him good luck, but I don't

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Speaker 1: really you know, I don't know the guy, and you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't do it, and you know, I did

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Speaker 1: not respond to any of these d m s. And

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Speaker 1: then he calls me out in like a press conference.

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Speaker 1: What the hell? Right now he's getting the shout out? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, what's up, Puna? I guess he's a big

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Speaker 1: fan of the podcast. He listens every week, my main man, Puna.

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Speaker 1: Who knew we had a UFC Uh. A lot of

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Speaker 1: the UFC athletes are into us, at least one. That's

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Speaker 1: more than I kind of thought. I feel like that

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Speaker 1: to us because they're like, I think those guys are

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Speaker 1: fun and I could beat them all up. Yeah, maybe,

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Speaker 1: or maybe we're like they've been hit in the head

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Speaker 1: so many times that like we're the only were the

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Speaker 1: good low brow. They don't say the word scattle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they love the scatological. I like that the scatological for

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Speaker 1: the most part. I'm really pissed that none of us

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Speaker 1: ever m m A like trained. I'm really pissed, fucking furious.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen you this mad dude. You're so charged now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't really see that first. No, I feel like

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Speaker 1: if any of us would do it, I would see

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Speaker 1: it would be blake, to be honest. Yeah, there was

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Speaker 1: a moment when I was gonna start walking down that

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Speaker 1: path because yeah, well we were kind of what is

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Speaker 1: it called rubbing shoulders? Bumping elbows? What is it? Both

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Speaker 1: both are our phrases. We're waiting for you to Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is it? You know? We would

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Speaker 1: pull up to like those Spike TV parties. Docking Are

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Speaker 1: you talk about doting? Was docking this mm A fighter? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you soaking? I was soaking? Did you

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Speaker 1: put him in a rear? Grandma? Um? No, we were

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Speaker 1: like we were like at parties, like Spike TV parties

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Speaker 1: and like m m A dudes would be there and

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Speaker 1: ship UFC fighters and I remember becoming friends. I can't

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Speaker 1: remember his name anymore, but oh my god, what a

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Speaker 1: fan and this guy was ready to turn pro. So wait,

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Speaker 1: so you met a guy one time? No, I met

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Speaker 1: him at several events, like he would be like my

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Speaker 1: drinking buddy, Like when you guys weren't there? And then

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Speaker 1: when were we not there? We were always there at

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Speaker 1: every every event. Weren't there for me? I don't know

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Speaker 1: the way he said. I we went to Spike TV parties.

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Speaker 1: I was like, maybe twice, but it sounds like you

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Speaker 1: might have been just going every year. You were just

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Speaker 1: showing up. They're like, sorry, man, yeah, I'm sorry. I sorry.

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Speaker 1: Let me back. I was chugging Spike TV or Spike Ball. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I was just in the audience for Guy's Choice Awards.

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Speaker 1: I was so hyped right, Like as an usher. You

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Speaker 1: were like a seat filler. Y'all got these four right here,

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Speaker 1: player you sit there. Yeah, you're just a featured extra

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Speaker 1: at the Guy's Choice Award. I was just a seat filler,

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Speaker 1: like four years in a row because I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to be close to the action to my guy cons

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Speaker 1: I could see that for you. I get it, I

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Speaker 1: got it. I wanted to see who took home the buckhorn, baby.

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Speaker 1: But I do feel like Blake, Blake's got wrestling in

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Speaker 1: his jens, right, at least one time I saw him

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Speaker 1: wrestling something in his jeans. No, no, no, Blake says

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Speaker 1: he has wrestling in his genes. Also, my whole family

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Speaker 1: wrestle yea, and they're also from Iowa. I know he's

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Speaker 1: gonna mention being from Iowa. Not Yeah, it's Iowa was

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Speaker 1: the wrestling capital of America, right, That's that's fair to say. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I think yeah, at least at one point. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it still is, but it for sure was

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Speaker 1: when I was growing up. Yeah it was. It was

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Speaker 1: big ship in Iowa, which Blake did not grow up

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Speaker 1: in Iowa like that. I'm the first born California, Adam.

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Speaker 1: What is with the heat from Adam? As if this

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Speaker 1: isn't something you guys might have connected home when you

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Speaker 1: first like, oh, I Waterloo and he's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we never did. He always tried to out Iowa, dude.

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Speaker 1: It was actually kind of weird. How could I do that?

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Speaker 1: I have, dude, I don't know why you acted that. Well, Okay, ready,

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Speaker 1: pop quiz Iowa. The the name of the mascot for

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Speaker 1: Iowa's University of Byowa is Hawa Hawkeye Okay, and the

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Speaker 1: mascot for Iowa State University, oh ship. It's a dead

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Speaker 1: tie out of all the knowledge that you have and

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Speaker 1: Iowa cornas got a field of Yeah, is this heaven? No,

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Speaker 1: it's Iowa, Iowa. Like we both stutter steps on that

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Speaker 1: one a little bit. We're both like, ready, spell Iowa.

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Speaker 1: Spell Iowa. W A, No, what did your boys? Him?

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Speaker 1: Didn't even try. He was like can't, I can't, dude,

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Speaker 1: Adam Blaze, Dude, I always yeah, Man, I'm literally from Iowa,

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Speaker 1: but there till I was ten years old, and then

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Speaker 1: we moved to Nebraska. I'm very Oh so you left it? Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you claimed Nebraska. I still read Iowa even though I

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Speaker 1: never there. You never lived with and how many times

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Speaker 1: have you been there? Blaze to Iowa. Yeah, let's let's

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Speaker 1: cover a Alaska and then we'll circle back to Iowa.

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Speaker 1: I think like five times, maybe five times? Okay? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Worth claiming then Adam woke up hundreds of times in

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Speaker 1: Iowa as a young pold. I was there is several

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Speaker 1: hundred times, I know. But I feel like if you

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Speaker 1: go to Nebraska, you have to they draw a line

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Speaker 1: in the sand. They got beef Iowa and Nebraska, so

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Speaker 1: you kind of went to the other side. Nebraska is

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Speaker 1: known for the beef. Dude. They have beef like any

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Speaker 1: border like any border state has beef. They're like, these

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Speaker 1: idiots don't know how to drive. Who gives a ship?

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Speaker 1: They don't really care. But that's like the first time. No,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure a thing they in Wisconsin they called

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Speaker 1: Illinois people FIBs, fucking Illinois bastards. Just beef. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know there's beef, but it's not like a real beef.

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Speaker 1: It's not like you're not It's not like if you're

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Speaker 1: have a barbecue and then someone from Iowa comes to

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Speaker 1: I know, six deep, it gets a little frisky. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: you know that. I know, what does I know it?

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Speaker 1: When I was in the bracket, kept saying that Iowa

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Speaker 1: stood for idiots out walking around and I was like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I had never heard that. That's amazing. It's so bad,

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Speaker 1: it's perfect. I have never heard that before. The funniest

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Speaker 1: drunk dude in the groups like it, students for it

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Speaker 1: is out walking around or something. We gotta make shirts points?

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Speaker 1: Can we can we make up a better one right

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Speaker 1: now on the spot? No, I don't know if we can.

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Speaker 1: That's one. Yeah, it is out walking assholes. Did you

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Speaker 1: just say idiots out walking outdoor warts on their asshole?

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Speaker 1: On the wandering around is probably that's that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I would need it. But what does it even me?

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Speaker 1: Night just means they're out walking around, like wandering around? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are they allegedly? Yeah? Thank you? This is true. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sure there's idiots out walking around everywhere.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what, right, That's why I'm like, but

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Speaker 1: it's just that's not the name of the state. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna start using the word Iowa to describe like a

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Speaker 1: music festival, like, how was it? I don't know, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of Iowa, you know, like no shots fire to

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Speaker 1: get Iowa go Iowa. Yeah, you guys need to stop

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Speaker 1: talking about my freaking home State bro. But I will

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Speaker 1: say that Blake does have that that long lean thank you,

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Speaker 1: which can be good in wrestling. There we go right

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Speaker 1: and uh, you you look like wrestlers are long and lean.

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Speaker 1: I thought they were very sorry, not not wrestling, but

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Speaker 1: you look like an m m A fighter like you

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Speaker 1: could be. Yes, he has a highways long legs, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my mom was like, do you have a ride home, Narnell?

421
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,160
Speaker 1: And he was like no, it's like, oh, what's at

422
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 1: you home? And I was like, just fuck this, dude,

423
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: marks seven minutes going home. Hey, sorry about it, there's

424
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: no it's the mystique is gone when you're not in

425
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: control of your life as a kid and your parents

426
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: are like we're going this way that way with whoever. Like,

427
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: you can't you can't be cool, you can't, it's impossible.

428
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: You're just at the whim of your of your fucking parents. Man. Man,

429
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: let's let's get into it. You want to talk a parent,

430
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 1: Let's talk about all one leather a little more. Did

431
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: he so he kicked you in the nuts? Then it

432
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: was just game over? Do you never try to retaliate?

433
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: Retaliate or say like, okay, you got a nut kick

434
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: in on me, I have to bitch slap you or

435
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: do a nut kick, because what you gotta do is

436
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: go That didn't even FaZe me, dude, even though you're

437
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: like that, You're like still here right exactly. I think

438
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: that's all this is gonna go on. Never in trouble, buddy.

439
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: It's it's like rob, It's like that you thought you

440
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: could just kick me in the nuts and I would

441
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: be just down for the count. No way, Well guess what,

442
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: they haven't dropped yet. You're still up in my tummy.

443
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: It's just like a weird, flappish kid. How old were you?

444
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 1: I must have been like fourth grade? How old are

445
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: fourth graders? Like like nine or ten? Nine or ten? Yeah,

446
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: you're not so crazy, remember being nine? Dude? Isn't it

447
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: so crazy? Being like that? There's nine ten year old

448
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: people in grade four or five? It's crazy man, I

449
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: will say that that is that is when I imagine

450
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 1: being a little kid. It's never been in like second grade.

451
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: It's never being like seven years old. It's always been

452
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: like eight, nine, ten right there, when you're like old

453
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: enough to kind of do stuff. Should we get to

454
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: what happened around seven? Adam Adams like from five to eight?

455
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: I can't remember anything for whatever reason, I blocked it out,

456
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: but I was just I was actually tripping. I think

457
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: that was the age that my parents were like, Okay,

458
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: you're allowed to like walk to your friend's house. And

459
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: then that the freedom of like doing that. I was like,

460
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: oh ship, and I could throw rocks at squirrels kids,

461
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: no parents, I'm instantly killing animals. You guys, have you

462
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: done this yet? But you can like hold a cat underwater.

463
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: It's so weird, like because that you are so young

464
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,719
Speaker 1: at the at those stages of your life. But like,

465
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: do you remember just just saying curse words all the time,

466
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: just being like fun fuck, like going nuts in fourth

467
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: grade just loving it. Oh, I bet having a fourth

468
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: grade is going to be super annoying because they're always

469
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: just like in the room going like ship, fun fuck,

470
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: what do you say? Nothing? But now now the kids

471
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: are just like there's sing all the stuff that people

472
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: our age say, like literally they just say literally constantly

473
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: us right, yeah, yeah, they're just saying sauce a lot um.

474
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that's us, you know. But but my my eight

475
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: year old drops sick a lot, and I'm like, all right,

476
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: it could be worse. That's kind of sick because like,

477
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: Dad is this is this encyclopedia sick. I'm like, yeah, dude,

478
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: crack that ship. Dude, I love that. Hey, dad is

479
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: is like knowledge sick? Did you read it? Or knowledge sick? Yeah?

480
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: It is? I mean, and he's a kid from California,

481
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: which is just so weird for me. Hey, not from

482
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 1: my own that you guys are going to have a

483
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: bunch of California kids. We might ship. Where are you

484
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: moving back to Nebraska? No, I'm never. I'm never. I'm

485
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: never in California. So that they will be part German,

486
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: part of South Carolinian. That is true. That's kind of cool.

487
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: That's a cool mix. Yeah, that'll be sick, kind of typical,

488
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's cool. Kind of something kind of a

489
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,479
Speaker 1: trip though, because you get to like junior high and

490
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 1: you're still so young, but then like people start getting

491
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: blowjops and stuff and it's fucking crazy, right. You know

492
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: somebody who I remember hearing a story, They're like, Yo,

493
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: we watched so and so funk so and so and

494
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: he had like a green condom on and his dick

495
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: looked all weird. Dude, it's all hearsay. And I was

496
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: like it was nine or ten, and I was like, yeah, man,

497
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: you definitely can't be with no green condoma. Have your

498
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: did look all weird when you're in front of a

499
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: bunch of people, like an alien dick? And also what's

500
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: a condom? And also why are are you He's he

501
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: wearing just nothing. It's crazy and it's all just like

502
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: rumor mill ship and it's just insanity. It is crazy.

503
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: The people that are like sexually advanced way too young. Yeah,

504
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: and you're like, what am I doing? Right? Yeah? I

505
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: mean honestly, you're like, I gotta step my game up.

506
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: I just watched Rocko's Modern Life all day. What the fuck?

507
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: My very best friend started having sex very young, and

508
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: so we would go we would hang out as like

509
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: a threesome, and they would like to have sex like

510
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: at the behind the bed as I'm playing Sega alone,

511
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: just stuck it, and they're like, it's like to be

512
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: a divide from the parents. So it's me like playing

513
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: sega and they're fucking right next to me. Basically, at

514
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: what age are we talking? Twelve? No, we were probably

515
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: fourteen at this age, like six seventh grade. All right,

516
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: that's insane. Yeah, yeah, that's that is that's it's way.

517
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: And also fourteen is insane. See if fourteen year old,

518
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: you're like Jesus, fourteen, you're you're definitely ahead of the curve.

519
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: But twelve and then you're ten or nine and you're

520
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: hearing about this, You're life so scary. I guess I

521
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: gotta start doing some situps. Fucking sucks. Oh I'm so flabby.

522
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: I have to quit eating gushers. Got a lay off

523
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: the gusshert Frankie, you caught up in your pubic hair.

524
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: I think I might have told this on the pod,

525
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: but they were these two people were having sex. And

526
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: what kind of sex are they having it? Warten? Is

527
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: it like full on like positions or is it just

528
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: like missionary? We did it cool? Thanks regarding the door,

529
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: it's missionary. I do it. I don't really remember a

530
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: ton of positions. And also I wasn't watching, but you

531
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: didn't saying like, you're pretty deep into altar bass and

532
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I got it, but specifically this time, I was trying

533
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: to look and because I, yeah, I don't think yeah,

534
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: and I or they didn't like complete their basement. So

535
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: there was like room between the top of this the

536
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: wall and the ceiling, and so I tried to stick

537
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: my head through the look and I'm standing on a toolbox,

538
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: and the toolbox slips and falls off the counter. And

539
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: now I'm hanging there with my head through this wall,

540
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: choking as my friends look up and see me fucking

541
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: perving on them. In the seventh grade, eighth grade. Maybe damn, dude,

542
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: that could have been really bad. What if you died that?

543
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,479
Speaker 1: Imagine that's how I died, I know, I mean could worse.

544
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: I guess your last couple of hard bodies going at it.

545
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: You're proud of them, it's your good. Yeah, that's true.

546
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: He would never be able to have sex again. His

547
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: friend died, He caused his friend to die. He just

548
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: his friend. I'm pretty sure this. I'm gonna put this

549
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: on Adam. Sorry, I'm not blaming this other dude. Yeah, no,

550
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: I will I will take the blame for that one,

551
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: just being a perfect little seven. It was like when

552
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: our podcast veers back into very young people because I

553
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: think that's what like the first episode was about, and

554
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: then like we get away from it and that's kind

555
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: of fun, luggage talk, that's always fun. But yeah, back

556
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: to it's just about growing up, man. That's what this

557
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: pod is really about, is growing up and the fact

558
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: that we can't Oh my god, not this is important.

559
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: That's important. It's important. Middle school was like a desperate

560
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 1: search to just see a nipple. Right. It was like

561
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: I just got to get there. I gotta like get

562
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: to second base. That just has to happen or else

563
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: I can't graduating. You can't walk and you can't get

564
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: to your It was first base for me. I'm like,

565
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: I just want to kiss a girl. Yeah, you weren't

566
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: kissing girls. I was in a wheelchair, man. There wasn't

567
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: not a lot of either I was in a wheelchair

568
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 1: or a fucking walker, right, And this is like before

569
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: the ramps, before ramps were everywhere. It truly sucked. It

570
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: was just like the only attention I would get would

571
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: be like girls would push me to like my next

572
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: class and like, oh my god, you know you should

573
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: have done dude, I got the perfect plan that you should.

574
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: So now there's like, there's two handles in the back

575
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: of the wheel chain. I'll tell my kid when he

576
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: first sure steps out in for another truck. You have to.

577
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: It'll make you funny. You have to. It'll make you funny.

578
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: There's two handles on the back, right, Yeah, you should

579
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: have like snuck your dick all the way up to

580
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: one of the handles and then when they grab it,

581
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: you're getting a hand job. Dude, I fucking flewid man.

582
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it three ft long and skinny? Because

583
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: it could have worked? Dude, that's a really good idea. Man. Hey,

584
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: and you're like, go faster, stop, go it's not Adam,

585
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: You're crazy. Oh my god. Yeah, that's pretty good. It's

586
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: weird you didn't try that. You could have tried it.

587
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: I guess you could have tried it. Maybe, No, I

588
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: was I was not what you think that that advanced

589
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: in middle school? That's true. Yes, I mean this is

590
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: me as a forty one year old kind of knowing

591
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: how things were, you know, exactly all the moves to poll. Yes, yeah,

592
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I mean what what? What? What was

593
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: your move like? Did you have like a hey, will

594
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: you wheel me to my max class? Or did they

595
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: like did you? Were you like batting them away? Like

596
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: where they can I wheel you? Can I wheel you?

597
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: You said I could wheel you? What the fund? But

598
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: I I ended up having just my buddy like Walsh.

599
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: My buddy Carl Walsh wheeled me to a lot of

600
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: my classes. And I had a few friends like that

601
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: that would wheel me. And it was like a good

602
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: way to just get out of class like five minutes,

603
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: certainly with your buddy and you guys can go throw

604
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: pencils into the ceiling. Yeah you did he know he

605
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: was holding onto your No, he knew. That's why he

606
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: stuck around so long. I like that, and then he

607
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: drove you years later as your assistant. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

608
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: It all came full circle. And I'd always wrap my

609
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: dick around the steering wheel right before we took off. Dude,

610
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: the sticks work, the stick work, the stick this it

611
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: doesn't have four wheel drive? Yes it does, Yes it does.

612
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh it does? It does? It does? It does? It's god,

613
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: it does. Um Hey before we get on here, just

614
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: pull that parking brake. Real quick, real quick. They gotta

615
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: pull it real hard. Where's the button on the end?

616
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: He roll down the window really quick? The crap Yeah cool? Yeah, okay, yeah,

617
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: I guess those existed. Yeah, give you a jugle in

618
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: the rearview mirror. I do like the idea of the

619
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: steering wheel itself being just a lasso of your penis

620
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: from shotgun. Stomp on the brakes real hard. I I

621
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: listened to books audio books when I ride my book bike,

622
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: you know, okay. And I was listening to David Spades, like, uh,

623
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, recent book and he was talking about, um,

624
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: like his first sexual experience and and I mean, I'm

625
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: sure I've told this on the podcast as well, but

626
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: we are what are we at? Like ninety you know,

627
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: you gotta start repeating stories. I don't care. I've heard

628
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: them before. Yeah, you know what I mean. The first

629
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: time I got a blowjob, the girl jumped out of

630
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: a window immediately afterwards. That's David Spade? Are you? That's

631
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: me looking back? You can't blame her. What does that

632
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: have to do with David Spades? But because because he

633
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: because he was talking about his first six sexual experiences,

634
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, Yeah, in hindsight, that is

635
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking insane that that was my first real sexual experience,

636
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: your scarred r. Yeah, let's unpack this. Let's I like

637
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: that year. Yeah, I mean I think was it her

638
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: first or no, I don't want to get into it.

639
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: Then I don't. I don't know. I would assume probably

640
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: not know. She was very very forward with me. You

641
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: gotta see the game last, like we got two commercial alright,

642
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: other games right now? Is it just baseball? Because I'm like,

643
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: I feel like a naked grandma here. I'm just dying

644
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: to watch football so bad. Really, Yeah, Grandma, I didn't

645
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: know you're a football guy. I'm not a football guy,

646
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: but I like watching I just want playoffs. I like

647
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: watching it every Sunday and Monday and Thursdays. Yeah, I

648
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: can't get away from it. No, I just I just like, uh,

649
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: the intensity of a playoff, like when everything is like

650
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: on and everybody is playing at their back, I mean

651
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: undeniably or I guess you could deny it, but I

652
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't like you. The last season of football playoffs was

653
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: like the greatest spectacle in athletic history. Every game was

654
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: unfucking believable. It was really it was really good, and

655
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: that was another and you're ready to get back in it.

656
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm ready for college football to start. That is

657
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: the most fun. Collegiate football is the most fun. And

658
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: look at USC and U c l A in the

659
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: Big Tent. Hopefully we get the Badgers out here to

660
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: play a couple of games at the Rose Ball. I

661
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: don't think that that takes hold for like another year.

662
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: I think that's taking hold. It's not taken hold naked grandma.

663
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 1: That is, it's a total grandma. That is a rear.

664
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't believe it's effect. Okay, that's a bummer. Yeah,

665
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: I now, because I'm at that too. It would be

666
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: cool to go see Nebraska kick U c l A's Wait,

667
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: is that what that means? I'm sorry, I'm like pretty

668
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: uh dumb about that stuff. What does that Big Ten

669
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: is like an idiot? Who you play? Kind of like

670
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: your conference? Right, almost exactly like your conference. You have

671
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: to play a certain amount of conference games. Okay, so

672
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: now the U c l A And u USC are

673
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: in the Big Tent. Yes, yes, it was a fucking

674
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: crazy midnight phone call move that they made a couple

675
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: of weeks ago where they're just like we're in it

676
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: now because like people are consolidating, people are moving around

677
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: right now, and now Big ten is in several different

678
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: time zones, which is just a money grab. Basically, it sucks,

679
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. And I think it's

680
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: tres a lot of money moving around college. Why does

681
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: it suck? Why does it suck to me? I just

682
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: think it's awesome. It sucks for like a kid who

683
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: like has to go to fucking class and has to

684
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: fly to l A and back. Yes, but they were

685
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: doing that anyway, because like there's tournaments in Hawaii, especially

686
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: for basketball in the season super long and hockey and

687
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: swimming and uh. But what sucks about is that there

688
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: used to be a bunch of conferences, right, so there

689
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: would be several schools per conference that really mattered, right,

690
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: that everybody tuned in for, and then they'd be like

691
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: five or so schools that like didn't kind of matter,

692
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: but they were affiliated with the bigger schools. Right. So

693
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: now all these bigger schools are getting together and they're

694
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 1: in the same conferences now, and then those other schools

695
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: they're kind of getting left behind. And so what happens

696
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: is think about now name image image and likeness. If

697
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: you're a kid and you want to go to a school,

698
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: you've got to be off the Richter scale or you're

699
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: not even gonna be playing against any of these teams

700
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 1: if you're getting out of these teams. So like all

701
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: the think about like like an Iowa States, Like I

702
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: don't know where they are now. The Big Twelve is

703
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: fun well, and it kind of kind of messes with

704
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: like the tradition of who you play, right, Like, isn't

705
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: that half of what's fucking cool about college sports is

706
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: that they've been playing in each other for like a

707
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: hundred years, right, Like, wait, our Oklahoma and Tech. I

708
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: don't know, but Texas left the Big Twelve. Did Oklahoma

709
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: also leave the Big Twelve? Because that was like the

710
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: huge rivalry. But I don't even know if they're in

711
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: the same conference. I don't think so. Yeah, back in

712
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: the day, Nebraska was in the Big Twelve, not even

713
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: that long ago, what like five six years ago, And

714
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: that was we would play Texas and Oklahoma dam near

715
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: every year and it was such a big deal, even

716
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: though we got our asses kicked by them for the

717
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: past twenty years. And think about it, if you're a

718
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: smaller school. Now you can't even play good enough schools

719
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: to be like, yes, we're national contender. And then at

720
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: a certain point it's just gonna be one mega conference

721
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: of thirty six teams and they're gonna be like, we're

722
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: the cream of the crop. This is the national championship.

723
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 1: If you're not in here for off, nobody cares because

724
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: you're not that good anyway, and then no one's going

725
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: to care about the other smallest and athletes are starting

726
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: to make money, right, Like that was the whole thing. Yes,

727
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: with the name image and like that. So like, are

728
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: you gonna go to like, you know, a smaller college

729
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: that's not getting these TV deals and getting the exposure

730
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: to Lane to Lane Blake, thank you? Or you gonna

731
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: go to fucking uh Nebraska and like get on TV,

732
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: Bryan de bry, that's another college. Let's try to name colleges.

733
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: UM Wisconsin go, Um, should we do the name like

734
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: started a and then the de b and then I

735
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: don't know, does Albuquerque have a call? Very good? Very good?

736
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: Boston College, Boston College, Brown, University of Chicago. Um, you

737
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: said dry uh Evanston Township College. Well, we don't know

738
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: what it's just all that's just almost my high school.

739
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 1: But sure e Emerson, Emerson, Emerson, yeah, Emerson. A lot

740
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: of film buffs coming out of Emerson Fremont is that

741
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: one you're just and ship dog. No, you're not gonna

742
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: job Florida Florida's day. I feel like we've got ten minutes. Hey,

743
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,919
Speaker 1: I will say that this is Georgia more boring than

744
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: when Blake can't remember the names of restaurants that he's

745
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: been to. And but what's cool is everyone listening is like, dude,

746
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: I had fucking g and the chamber. I was ready

747
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: to go Georgia's date and way worse than luggage talk.

748
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: I feel like luggage talk fucking slaves. Now we're just listening.

749
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: It only took us nine episodes. But but here's what's

750
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: tied about it is everybody who went to those schools,

751
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: kids who go to those schools right now are like, oh,

752
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: ship they said, my fucking university, Dude, I'm a fucking

753
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 1: fan for life now. But they're into it fighting a line.

754
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: I are we on the eyes now? I think so?

755
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: I think so? E F g h H. We see universe.

756
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: I we got the online J J J. What we

757
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: got let's end on Jay, because I feel like Jay

758
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: is not easy, like Jesuit at Jesuit University. That's a word.

759
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 1: But but Jay, look at us. We're drawing up Jay, Jacksonville, Jefferson, Jefferson, Jackson.

760
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: We're naming cities, of course they do. There's a college there. Man,

761
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: if you name a city, yeah, there's a college there.

762
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: There's a college of Charleston. You never knew about it. Again,

763
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: everyone at home right now, they're like, my school has

764
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: a Jay do you know? Junior college? How many universities

765
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: are in Alaska? See, I got to Alaska. I knew

766
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: i'd get there. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse,

767
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: we're thinking of what need school are their university Jesus Blazer? Yeah,

768
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: I would go to Who fucking cares? Yo? How it's important, bros? Important,

769
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: This ship's important? Fair enough? Hey, fair enough. I'm just

770
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: saying that would be sick to go to school in Alaska.

771
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: Could you imagine the ragers. You guys just go out

772
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 1: and hunt wolves and ship and get fucked up. Yeahs

773
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: had a weird affection for Alaska, and it is strange

774
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: for me, especially a boy that's not from Iowa. Who's

775
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: from California. It's weird to me that you would just

776
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: pick a lot that's such you've been, I get it.

777
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's cool. Have you been, No, dude, it's

778
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: the Last Frontier. It's gorgeous. Should we do a live

779
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: show there? And Juno? I would love to anchor Anchorage?

780
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: I would like I would like to go. It's one

781
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: of the few states that I haven't been to hang on.

782
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: A second Anchorage is fire. Yes, I'm not kidding that

783
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: you've always been, like Alaska's the ship even though you

784
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: went one time. Yes, I had. There's no denying that

785
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: the wilderness in Alaska is called bar Niche is off

786
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: the chain. There's like the like Grizzly Man come on perfectly.

787
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: It's the Last Frontier. Yeah, it's great, but Anchorage is

788
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: off the hug. Please give me like a couple of Anchorage,

789
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: Like is the food off? What is so sick? Where

790
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: is their pounded veal restaurant that you're gonna know? They

791
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 1: actually have a super badass pizza spot. I think it's

792
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: called Moose Tooth. Maybe I think it's called the Moose too.

793
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: It's a really I actually a pizza there and it

794
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: was fucking good, dude. I think Moose Too if if

795
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: it's the place I'm thinking of, I think they have

796
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: a stand up show. It's it's huge molto. I think

797
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: it's called huge, right, it's like a huge venue. Yeah,

798
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: it's it's a big building. Yeah. And then they do

799
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: stand up comedy there, I believe. Yeah. It was like

800
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: a really cool vibe. And then so wait can we

801
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: book that? Hey, Moose Too, we're clamoring for your pizza.

802
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: We'd love to come do a live show. Love that.

803
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: And then go out in the fucking Great Beyond and

804
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: fight bear. Dude, I went to this, Oh, go ahead,

805
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 1: I have a bear story. Well, go off. I'm filming

806
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: this new show. I'm not gonna say what it is

807
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: yet because I don't know if I can. But I'm

808
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: in Canada and they're like, hey, okay, so you guys

809
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: can be coming up with this trail through the woods,

810
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: so uh, go back, keep going further further, and then

811
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna come this way, keep going and go and

812
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: we get to the end of this trail and there's

813
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: a fucking bear. What the the three of us are

814
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: staying there with like a p a. She's like, there's

815
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: walkie and then dude, I'm acting with his he's like

816
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: he lived in Vancouver for a while, so he's just like,

817
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: get out of here, bear, and I'm like shipping my

818
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: pants and he's like, get out of here now, bear,

819
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: and the bear kind of like lazily pieces out. And

820
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: then of course liked person that you're with, like a

821
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: famous actor. Yeah yeah, I mean yeah, for sure people

822
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: know so is this And he knew how to handle

823
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: a bear. He was he's lived there. He's lived there

824
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: for years, so he like knew the whole routine. And

825
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: then like the big and the routine is to say,

826
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: get out of year bears. Yeah, a few more layers

827
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: to get big and you shout at the bear. That's

828
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: the exact opposite of what I thought you're supposed to do.

829
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: I thought you're supposed to shrinking the ball back right.

830
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: I thought you're supposed to back away slowly and keep

831
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: eyes on it. I thought that was the move. No,

832
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: that's for cats. No, you're supposed to be big. You

833
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 1: can back away, but you're supposed to be big. Shout

834
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 1: And I think that you're supposed to say the word

835
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: bear because it's got like a like a like a

836
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Speaker 1: blunt kind of just like beer bombastic. It's got that

837
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: pop as opposed to being like airline airline, it's like bear,

838
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: like I wonder if that's how they were named bear.

839
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: It was like they figured it like cavemen figured it

840
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: out that that those are the noises that bears don't like.

841
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: Like I think it just like looked like a bear. Um,

842
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: but fucking it was. It was crazy. And then like

843
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: of course the cock diesel like crew dudes came over

844
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: and like get the funk out of here, like they

845
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: were ready to fight it. I'm like, sweats were kind

846
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: of bear? Are we talking black bear? It was a

847
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: black bear, but it was not small. It was legit.

848
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: I got a video. I'll try and post it. I'll try.

849
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: And that's crazy, dude, you so dope. So you've been

850
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: there and back a few times or just just a once,

851
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: or how long have you been? It's fucking crazy. I

852
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: went last week for six hours and did like a

853
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: fitting and stuff welcome uh, And then last I was

854
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: just there for three days. And now I go back

855
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: for a week, and then I come back for a

856
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: week and finish that Muppet Show here and then I

857
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: go back there it's a lot of you know, it's

858
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: like a game of pickleball. Got it here reminds me

859
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: a pickle ball. The go line, but that's my bear story.

860
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: I was gonna save it for a talk show. Yeah

861
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: you could reuse it. You can still do it. Yeah

862
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: you could, you you could. I was joking with the

863
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: guy who did truly scare the Bear away that I

864
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you're gonna lie. Well, if you guys

865
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: can maybe do a talk show together and you guys

866
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: can re enact, uh, you know, Kimmel can act like

867
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: the bear or something. So I'm just pitching. I did

868
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: Grandma shake that baron? Good rap, sweet rep. Thank you.

869
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: If you know what, shake that bear is out there

870
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: looking weirdo. If you're a listener who knows what we're

871
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: talking about, you're fucked up. You're one fucked up dude.

872
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: Google it. Yeah, damn. Is it time for take backs? Yeah,

873
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: I'd say it's hard for takebacks, apologies, giveaways, epic slams

874
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: um I got nothing? No, Yeah, perfect episode. I guess

875
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: that's what happens when Kyle's no like it's a perfect epp. Oh.

876
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any take backs about the episode.

877
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't in. Is there anything you said it was

878
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: a little off color or not necessary that you want

879
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: to take back and think? So? No, I stand I

880
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: think I stand by absolutely everything. Just thought i'd asked

881
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: something that was kind of Did you listen to it?

882
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: I did? I listened. I listened. I thought it was

883
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: very funny. What was the one about, like deodorant or something?

884
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh wait forgettable, But dude, we need to talk about.

885
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: Isn't there like a deodorant team up with Arby's or something? Yes,

886
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: thank you said. I was watching YouTube the other day

887
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: and like, obviously collabs are like a big deal clothing,

888
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: and now Arbi's we have the meats teamed up with

889
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: Old Spice with a new fucking deodorant or something called

890
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: the meat sweats. It has to be a bit, right,

891
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: It has to be like it's a bit till they

892
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: make a billion dollars. Why why would you want to

893
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: smell like the meat sweats. No, you don't smell like

894
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: the meat swets. It's like this could even handle the

895
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: meat swets old Spice. You don't smell like Giro. I

896
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: thought you're just rubbing fucking roast beef on your armpits. Well,

897
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: what does it smell like? Maybe it smells hell it good? Well,

898
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: well it might, but dude, like the collab games, who dude,

899
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: who are these who are these people who are like, Yo,

900
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm on the hey, Arby's, it's meat Johnny from Old Spice,

901
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: I got a night. You've got the meats. We got,

902
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: we covered the sweat. I saw a pretty cool co

903
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: lap that's coming out with Taco Bell. Come at me,

904
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: kind of have a um, like, you know, the crunch

905
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: Wrap Supreme. They're gonna replace the little like tostada in

906
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: it and put in a gigantic cheese it. Yo, it's

907
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: science cheese it. Yeah, they're making a giant cheese it

908
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: and it's inside the cheese cheese it's inside the crunch

909
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: Rap Supreme. So that's that's the crunch now of the

910
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: crunch trap. Yeah, I thought. And by the way, they

911
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: should do this, I thought, you're gonna say they're doing

912
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: a crunch Wrap Supreme like Supreme. The fucking brands gonna go.

913
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: I can see that happening, can you, Because nobody would

914
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: eat it. They would just keep it for years in

915
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: the freezer and be like, I don't know, I love

916
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: how popular Supreme is. When I was in Germany, that

917
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: was like everyone was rocking Supreme. Yeah, sucking wild. What

918
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: a giant company that that has become. Yeah, it's worldwide

919
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: at this point. I think they have a store in Paris.

920
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 1: Do they have one in Germany? Yeah? Start down the

921
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: street from my hotel. Yeah, I'm looking cool. That's Los Angeles.

922
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: Well they need to I mean, cruntrap Supreme with our

923
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: faces on it? Well do we? It seems easy because

924
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: they're I mean, their clothes are just totally fine. I

925
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: mean it's just just like a fucking their logo just

926
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: splattered on it. We should start our own company, dude,

927
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: our own fashion line. Um yeah, called Supreme, but it's soup. Yes,

928
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 1: sup cream. That's pretty good. I feel like I feel

929
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: like there was a moment where somebody tried to start

930
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: shirts that said like super Lame in their fonts, like

931
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: in the box or whatever, because it did kind of

932
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: hit a level like maybe when they sold to that

933
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: big company. But like it's still pretty dope. Make is

934
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: still pretty hard. Yeah, I agree. I like what they produce.

935
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: They got some good stuff, is it. I just got

936
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: through some of their some ski goggles the Bay it

937
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: is Adam. I don't know, chick it out, you got

938
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: check it out. I don't know. I don't know if

939
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: it's your cupping to Adams more of um Steve Madden,

940
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: little boy, I wish dang send me my free shoes please.

941
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: But when they make like cool like little fingernail clippers

942
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: for like a hundred and fifty dollars, I'm all in. Yeah,

943
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm not. They did send me some

944
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: supreme speed o goggles and cap and I was like,

945
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: that's fucking tight, that's fucking cool. That's the thing. Yeah,

946
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: And then everybody at the pool was like who do

947
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: you think? They were like, hey, fancy goggles guy, and

948
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: I was like a money bag. Yeah, it was better

949
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: be fast, buddy, eat my weight. Yeah, that's a that's

950
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: good trash talk. Yeah. Would you like to take anything back, Blazer, No,

951
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: I'll give a double down special shout out to Alaska especially.

952
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: It's a little town called Seward Stewart, Alaska. Probably one

953
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: of the best places I've ever been. It's just a

954
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: lovely fishing town. And if anybody and Seward is listening,

955
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: how are you When did you go to Sewar? Yeah?

956
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: When were you there when I went to Alaska the

957
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: one time I landed in Anchorage and I took like,

958
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you think we know when you were,

959
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: don't We don't mean it's such as Adams the globe

960
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: trotting movie star. It's such a little blurb in our lives.

961
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: I remember seeing like a photo of you been there

962
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: looking cold. So when being like his dream has finally

963
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: come true, of like he's a southern California or he's

964
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: a California boy, can finally touching snow Iowa? You could

965
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: finally go touch snow, be cold, southern California, northern California,

966
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: Iowa made it to Alaska, all right. I do remember

967
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 1: going to New York with you for the first time

968
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: and you were highly underdressed. You're like, it's really cold.

969
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're in New York City. You like had

970
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: a hooded sweatshirt on, and ship our manager was wearing

971
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: flip flops. I'm like, oh my god, that was a

972
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: great trip. But if you sit high tight or low tide,

973
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: when it's high tied, when it's if you find yourself

974
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: in Steward, tell him Blake sent you, Like so just

975
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: people who live there can say that to each other,

976
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: or if you go on a visit there, you can

977
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: say why are you here? Well, I heard it on

978
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 1: a pod and big shout out to I want leather

979
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,279
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980
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: what was that? Adam looked down like he did on

981
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: that note and I love it leather Good and I

982
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: want to get this right. I want leather Goods on

983
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984
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Speaker 1: hope you're buying a belt. And on that note, big

985
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: shout out to punat Hot