WEBVTT - "CIAO!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Kate Micucci

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<v Speaker 1>Hello before we start the podcast. You guys, don't forget

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<v Speaker 1>we're This is our last episode and we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>gone until the end of January and you might miss us.

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<v Speaker 1>But good news for you. I am such a birthday

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<v Speaker 1>fiend that I'm throwing myselfish birthday party show where I

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<v Speaker 1>am the birthday Bachelor at December nine, live at Dynasty Typewriter.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're like girl, I don't live in Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't come. We're gonna stream worldwide and it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>live for five full days. You can email with us.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get cool merch that Dr Banana designed herself

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<v Speaker 1>called party Champ, so you can let your friends and

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<v Speaker 1>failmly know that you've taken up partying as a hobby

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<v Speaker 1>or career. I'm not judging you, and but it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be We're literally doing an entire improvised season of The

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor on stage, complete with hometowns, complete with fantasy sweets, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>complete with overseas trips. Brian Soffie might win my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll have peanut butter powder on stage. We have

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Foley competing for my Dracula La Dracula. We also

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<v Speaker 1>have a key. Miles Gray is taking a He's taking

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<v Speaker 1>a swing again. He tried last year. He left with

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<v Speaker 1>Paget Heightener. Steve Heiner is coming who knows, who knows

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<v Speaker 1>what inappropriate ship he'll stay to win my heart. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be not handing out puka shell necklaces. It will

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<v Speaker 1>be obviously pearl chokers this year. Um and uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>you can get your tickets, but don't make me get

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<v Speaker 1>my real estate license. Get your tickets now, get your

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<v Speaker 1>tickets now. We want to sell out in person so

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<v Speaker 1>we can prove to other theaters that we can tour

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<v Speaker 1>that we can't just fill out like Union Hall. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be so fun. Yeah, Dr Banana, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play Aaron, aren't you. I'm thinking about it. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you go to Rose podcast off, got to do it

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<v Speaker 1>under the shows tap, all right, So you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go play with Jim Jefferies right now, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go play with Kate mcuchi. So fucking buckle up, Buttercup,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Welcome to Will You Accept the Throws?

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<v Speaker 1>A production of I Heart Radio? What a dream team?

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<v Speaker 1>What a dream team? Landing the Plane of Paradise. That

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<v Speaker 1>should have landed in September around Labor Day. At Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>it did feel weird to watch people bowning. Not nobody

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<v Speaker 1>wants the boom boom room. Not one couple I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to ask just didn't show. No. Dr Kira was

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<v Speaker 1>like flinking around, No no takers, and then Shane tried

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<v Speaker 1>to go with Tyler and then got cock block by Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually googled boom Boom Room Bachelor two thousand twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody was curious. Nobody used it. Hello, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the finale episode of Will You Accept This Rose?

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<v Speaker 1>Not even for a wink now and went there for

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<v Speaker 1>a wink, I mean maybe a p a wink in

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<v Speaker 1>your room because but but there's so many people. There's

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<v Speaker 1>so many people. You're making out on the beach all days.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go in the showers, Hello wasting water. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an environmentalist, you know, I'm the man to my writer,

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really? Really? He's very activist and environmentalism. He

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<v Speaker 1>is never going to wink in a shower. He's only

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<v Speaker 1>going to wank on dry land. This is a nice

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<v Speaker 1>same Plight company. But I had a sector me days ago,

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<v Speaker 1>so I congratulated. Thank you, very very very proud, very proud,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was very excited about this in the birth

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<v Speaker 1>of the children, to be honest, but I've had this

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<v Speaker 1>and now I have to count my winks. Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I have to after thirty I have to empty

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<v Speaker 1>and make sure there's nothing they've did it. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>in where some active sperm still stays and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to clear that out. And so after thirty you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to bring in a sample. So they say the first sector,

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<v Speaker 1>me would what number? I don't want to know number.

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<v Speaker 1>I take it back at do not want to not?

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<v Speaker 1>We think I got a note section in my phone

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<v Speaker 1>and I finished clean myself up counting steps. You're counting

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<v Speaker 1>your ways. I know a guy who got a sex

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<v Speaker 1>to me and got his wife pregnant afterwards because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't follow through with that too quick and she still

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<v Speaker 1>got pregnant. You gotta do you, you gotta get your

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<v Speaker 1>steps in. Well, you know this man as the man

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<v Speaker 1>who's counting his wings and his phone. He's an environmentalist,

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<v Speaker 1>he said numerous comedy specials. He was the creator and

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<v Speaker 1>star Legit. We are obsessed with I feel like when

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<v Speaker 1>he comes on me and Dr Branana and Katie, just

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<v Speaker 1>sit and giggle the entire like, no matter what. Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>he could say anything. Really, we love him. Jim Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 1>Jef Jeffrey. It's terrified. We don't want you to take

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<v Speaker 1>us to a secondary location, but we like having you

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<v Speaker 1>here with us. Is a woman who's never done this

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<v Speaker 1>with us in person. I can't believe I'm here. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think of the bougie garage? I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the wallpaper. It feels so good. Touch the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that wallpaper. It's upholstery, it's upholstered. It soundproof it

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<v Speaker 1>sound proofing. This woman is half of the comedy duo

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<v Speaker 1>Garfla notes. You know her from the Big Bang Theory.

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<v Speaker 1>You know her from Scooby Do you know her from Scrubs?

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<v Speaker 1>You know her from being such just a g D delight,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, our friend Kate much. I'm so happy

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<v Speaker 1>to be here, thanks for having Oh my god, could

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<v Speaker 1>not be more excited to discuss the last two nights

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<v Speaker 1>with you, also with us people without home. This could

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<v Speaker 1>happen the wind beneath my wings. A woman in bougie Kashmir, Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>she is my sister wife, my friend my aunt, my

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<v Speaker 1>business partner, my my my niece, my as. She's also

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<v Speaker 1>my dentist, my, she's also my surgeon, she's my lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Anna Hannah Montana, Arianna Danna, Dr Banana Rosanna Rosanna

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<v Speaker 1>Danna Mitten's Marine. Who's hello, Dr Brananna. Thank you, Dr Branana.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so nice to see look very expensive today. You

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<v Speaker 1>look very touch or touch her case? Actually doesn't she

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<v Speaker 1>look expensive? It feels expensive. She's very expensive. Animals that lamb,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a yeah, like a it's like a llama. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it's great question. He's an environmentalist,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a he's a great question also with us. We

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<v Speaker 1>love her, you know her, she Greenless Green, the pilot

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<v Speaker 1>and straight to series for the show forty eight thousand

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, Little Thing. We know the journey we would

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<v Speaker 1>go on. Our friend Katy Levie, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Cashmere is woolf from goats? Good question, Yes, very fancy goats.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's fancy now here we are. How did it

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<v Speaker 1>feel watching Paradise near Thanksgiving in November? Did it feel right?

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<v Speaker 1>He's got me something to be thankful for? You always

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<v Speaker 1>thinking what am I going to bloody say I can't

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<v Speaker 1>to my family be a lie. This year, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>able to go the Bachelor Paradise because I was never

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<v Speaker 1>a paradise person before this. You like, I love this season. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is your first paradise. I've watched a lot of paradise,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've always like the organic, the original Bachelor experience.

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<v Speaker 1>But this one the factory that the producers did in

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<v Speaker 1>every single Like it's like they all sat in an

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<v Speaker 1>office and they went, everyone seems to be happy right now,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let him up everything, let him put him

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<v Speaker 1>in a different Yeah. At the end of this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>like that was the vows they gave to each other,

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<v Speaker 1>say you are my best friend. That this that that

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't even do that, go to my wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>like and I have professional talk and I was always

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then he rocks up with his rocks

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<v Speaker 1>up with what he called his book. He goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>rocked up with my book. It was a fucking Bobby

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<v Speaker 1>calling it your little book with a little book. And

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<v Speaker 1>so so he came out and then when we can

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<v Speaker 1>get you married right now, and it's like, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking with it? They just had a nice moment yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>moment make and make a difficult decision that give them trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Already sweating, I mean Victoria, sexy Victoria before before Greg

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<v Speaker 1>Grippo Gate, even sexy Victoria had undertit sweat. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was hot. That's the same as when you get

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<v Speaker 1>like perspiration on the side of a bit of tup away.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right now. You you were mad at her now

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<v Speaker 1>because she's now that she's shown because we were saying

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<v Speaker 1>she was sweet all season. We were saying pre game

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<v Speaker 1>in the yard that she was sweet all season, and

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<v Speaker 1>she that she revealed that she is still the same Victoria,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're you're more attracted to her than ever season.

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<v Speaker 1>She was manipulative and did the whole I can't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fashionable like these other girls, and like she's

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<v Speaker 1>so that girl. Yeah, it's nothing wrong with me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very attracted to her, but she's she's mental. She'll burn

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<v Speaker 1>your house down, Victoria. Yes, but it's worth it might

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<v Speaker 1>be worth it in the short term, never in the

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<v Speaker 1>long never, in the long never, you know, she yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she uh, you know what happened. She went back to

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny's house, right, she left, like I'm in love I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in love and then came back and win. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is how you live, is it? She was questioning with

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny before with the other guy, like he's established Alex, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was more into Johnny, so she went all

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<v Speaker 1>following my heart and then when when you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>rabbi hit the road and she saw it and she went,

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<v Speaker 1>and what do you do? Each garden or whatever it is?

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<v Speaker 1>It is in Florida, but it's like a weird name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Palm Beach Garden something something, Palm something garden.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I think he's like technically a real estate agent,

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<v Speaker 1>but like maybe not because they put like fake yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I take just put people's ambitions up, like Taza and

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<v Speaker 1>turns out he's an uber driver and he was a

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<v Speaker 1>mortgage broadcast. Yeah, yeah, that's right. But did you feel that? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny and Victoria they kind of just kind of they

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<v Speaker 1>kept saying, Okay, yeah, next step, Sure, we'll keep going,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll keep going all the way to engagement. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>never really got that. They were like totally Uh, they

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of kept surviving. Eve never sold them really

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy each other's company, not like Brandon Serene, like they

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon at serene though. I mean, they're so sweet, they're

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. They always feel vaguely like somebody's drugged the

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<v Speaker 1>air in the room where it's like ah, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>so sleepy when you're not that hot, Like what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do in air conditioning? What happened? Just gonna. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be anywhere with you, And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not there, then I'm not here trying. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>We're backing up, sweet, We're backing up to Monday Night.

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<v Speaker 1>We're Wells Wells gave us a full recap. They really

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<v Speaker 1>let Wells. I feel like I felt bad for Wells

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<v Speaker 1>on the set last night, because he should be Jesse Palmer.

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<v Speaker 1>He should be hosting. It should be well Well's got

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<v Speaker 1>the best job in television. He gets the bartend and

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<v Speaker 1>then he does the show about pizza dough. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>the career. They didn't utilize him enough this season, but

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<v Speaker 1>then they let him to sort of comedy sketches. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I like seeing him talk to the contestants.

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<v Speaker 1>I like seeing him to me too. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>know if he stood that whole time during that re

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<v Speaker 1>that's not okay. So we're here, we are everybody's freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Mara Nera decides leaving, but she's leaving, poor Mara. They

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<v Speaker 1>screwed Mara, right like we used to joke about Maerica's

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<v Speaker 1>Mara is like, you're all day. She's like, she's an

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<v Speaker 1>Italian love her. Yea, she's just the coolest. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>a good sport ship. They throw her under the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the bloody thing. She gets one of the twins

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<v Speaker 1>a buddy date with right like, and the twins they're

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<v Speaker 1>all going back to the twins exit where he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>not a man, not a man because I live with

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<v Speaker 1>my mom and I do TikTok. He starts listening reasons

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<v Speaker 1>he's not a grown man because you know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a professional gamer. And then at the end

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<v Speaker 1>they get like this anyway, screw her. We're going on

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<v Speaker 1>home for Sunday sauce. Yeah. And also he said, just

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm family oriented. I think he said something father said,

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be more. You're more of a man than she'll

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<v Speaker 1>ever You're more of a man was the best. There's

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<v Speaker 1>like Joey and Justin or whatever their names. Never even

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<v Speaker 1>knew there what al was joe Yoe It's Justin and Joey.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's not Justin. There's Joey and something. But

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<v Speaker 1>I love your Morgan Man. By the way, side note,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you my highlight of the entire four

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<v Speaker 1>hour and it takes me seventy eight hours to write

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<v Speaker 1>it out, was the ad for the Cougar show. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like like back in the Groove where it was like

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<v Speaker 1>the two Funny. I'm looking forward to the Elderly Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>They won't get a new thing like that every year,

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<v Speaker 1>but I need this show back in the grove. Should

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<v Speaker 1>I want that, we're gonna watch. I just want an

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<v Speaker 1>old sort of bigoted fellow who doesn't And then you

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<v Speaker 1>can't bloody you say anything anyone than they proceed to

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<v Speaker 1>see you whatever they want, that's gonna happen with and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be cat going, and they'll be a old woman

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<v Speaker 1>who enjoys the cat cling cause she grew up in that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to be good weight the better. I want

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<v Speaker 1>them close to day. I want them in zero fox

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<v Speaker 1>zone the last five years. That's that's it. When they

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<v Speaker 1>when there's when all of the like um like the

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<v Speaker 1>shock absorbers of like polite society have worn off and

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<v Speaker 1>they just say whatever called somebody. Like nursing homes are

0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.960
<v Speaker 1>like big std sort of situation because as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>a man loses his wife, he's like the hottest commodity nursing.

0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.960
<v Speaker 1>My grandma died first, and every woman showed up with

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<v Speaker 1>a pie, her friends, her friends line up casting all dishes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a real thing. It's like they're flaring their hind quarters.

0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Just need to go to a nursing. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen the documentary Some Kind of Heaven on Hulu? Yeah?

0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I did in Florida, Florida. I saw that. I saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that. I saw that. That was sad okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I wanted to say that they've been advertising that

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<v Speaker 1>for years and now there's one, three of one in

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<v Speaker 1>their forties and all these guys in their twenties, and

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<v Speaker 1>they said four years they looked more of the Cougar show. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm big here for it. And the guys are on

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<v Speaker 1>their twenties. I'm here for We're gonna, We're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>this on Patreon, did you we have to do to

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<v Speaker 1>pause Winterhouse and do that? Immediately? There was a show

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<v Speaker 1>on HBO that was parents Kids put their divorced parents

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<v Speaker 1>in the house and they all to live together to

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<v Speaker 1>try to date. But the kids were like pulling the

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<v Speaker 1>strings of like, oh hey, like let's get these two

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<v Speaker 1>to talks that they would like kind of liked. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was, it was interesting. It was kind of interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't great. It doesn't feel trashy enough. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Mara's leaving Paradise is coming out in the way

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<v Speaker 1>she was classic there's no one here for me, Like

0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Mara is going to meet someone at some type of Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a good woman, she'll make you a meatball, like

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<v Speaker 1>like I thought. Actually for the first I'm I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I found her slightly sexy when she went on that

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<v Speaker 1>dike and I was like, and she looked like she

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<v Speaker 1>kissed her, because that's my thing with bachelor contestants. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you kiss Remember the guy that dressed up as a

0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:16.880
<v Speaker 1>cat that time, he couldn't kiss him? That's right, he was.

0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.840
<v Speaker 1>He got kind of far with Katie. Yeah, but his

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<v Speaker 1>kissing was like his kissing was disgusting, Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like it was crazy. She didn't want to hump him

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<v Speaker 1>once he was out of the cat suit. It was

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<v Speaker 1>only in the cat suit. You know, I couldn't help

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<v Speaker 1>but think about what these people are doing for Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 1>when I was watching the shows. I also really do

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<v Speaker 1>love like just the holiday itself. And I just really

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<v Speaker 1>hope that Morrow is having a great Thanksgiving, like a

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<v Speaker 1>really you know, nice family around her, maybe a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a crush or a new bow. And I hope it's

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<v Speaker 1>going great. For she's hot enough that people are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be damning her, and she has she should dake

0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.520
<v Speaker 1>meat ball, by the way, she should take me ball.

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<v Speaker 1>She well, I feel like she's gonna look hot for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. That's you couldn't say that about any

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<v Speaker 1>other rights. You see a couple of Italian Americans. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not Italian. She she's not Italian. Mariner is not Italian,

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<v Speaker 1>she's Porto Rican. They have both been on the beach

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<v Speaker 1>and they need to keep talking, and then people could

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<v Speaker 1>have potentially worked. Okay, okay, here we go, get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we are. So they're leaving um and so Genevieve

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<v Speaker 1>is very annoyed because there's going to be a canceling

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<v Speaker 1>of the cocktail party. And Aaron is walking in front

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<v Speaker 1>of her and she's now, you guys both love Genevieve

0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:51.920
<v Speaker 1>talked to me, I'm gonna give Kate you go first.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you love Jenevis? She is just every time

0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:58.080
<v Speaker 1>she's funny, like she'll just call something I mean not

0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe with her own relationship, I think it was hard

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<v Speaker 1>her for her, but with everyone else she'd call something

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<v Speaker 1>out that was just always funny and very endearing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of love how she kind of flails sometimes.

0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:11.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like very cute where she'll be like not sure

0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.480
<v Speaker 1>what to do when you see like the wheels turning on,

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<v Speaker 1>Well what am I doing? And I just think it's

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. She's she's great. Yeah, that's so. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>very real. And when she shocked myself and yes, yeah,

0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I will say, it's interesting for me to watch and

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<v Speaker 1>to always think, don't be a Genevieve, like you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>play it a little bit cool. She cannot play it cool.

0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:45.199
<v Speaker 1>I was so when she didn't say anything, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, she did it. That was the best

0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.600
<v Speaker 1>movie is just to be like, I say, it work.

0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.280
<v Speaker 1>But then she went back, she went back. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that. So so they get she gets the

0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.760
<v Speaker 1>cock that she gets um Okay, So but we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to that, we get to the roses,

0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.280
<v Speaker 1>and um, I don't have to say so the Twins.

0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I was here for the Twins. I was like the Twins.

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<v Speaker 1>I think last I don't think the Twins thought they

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<v Speaker 1>would last four seconds on the beach. They got to

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<v Speaker 1>come down and make out with some sexy ladies that

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<v Speaker 1>were even though they are only six years age different.

0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:19.119
<v Speaker 1>The Twins feel like they're like fourteen years old and

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<v Speaker 1>and like fun, older than thirty. I think she's thirty

0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:26.040
<v Speaker 1>and flows like two. I thought they were like thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four is only thirty By the way she looked like

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<v Speaker 1>at the reunion, just like a regular lady. I felt

0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:40.280
<v Speaker 1>like she was like, yeah, I can I we talk

0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:43.240
<v Speaker 1>about her a little because I just I really liked her.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I did too. She was made to be

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<v Speaker 1>the villain. She was the villain. She villa did it

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<v Speaker 1>to herself. She did. But then I can't help but

0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.720
<v Speaker 1>wonder what influences were happening, because like, she definitely played

0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.840
<v Speaker 1>that role so well. But she was so I loved

0:19:56.920 --> 0:20:00.199
<v Speaker 1>seeing her be like just fun and sweet and I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like she watched Yes, okay, so so the Twins.

0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I was here for it um. And so they give

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<v Speaker 1>out the roses Logan and Kate, and she whispers, I

0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:19.760
<v Speaker 1>still believe in you, like she's so banana pants um

0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and then um so. Then so he gives you no,

0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He says, I still believe in you. And

0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:28.840
<v Speaker 1>then she gets up there to get the rose and Kate.

0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I am not a fan of Kate. She I felt

0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:35.800
<v Speaker 1>like was so snotty, so rude, and she just like

0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:38.879
<v Speaker 1>shames him for everything she whispered about behind it she

0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.159
<v Speaker 1>did nothing but trash that. I never thought I'd be

0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:44.879
<v Speaker 1>defending Logan. But she's like Logan, you know we all

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<v Speaker 1>love Logan, the guy with zero personality. Yes, She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had some good stuff and some bad, but you

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:54.600
<v Speaker 1>have been critical of me. You have projected on me,

0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:58.199
<v Speaker 1>and I feel that from you. No, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>I want and this is not it um And then

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<v Speaker 1>he and then she goes. All I got in returned

0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:08.280
<v Speaker 1>was a stern talking to. And then she gets in

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<v Speaker 1>the v SUV and says, please God bring me a

0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:16.480
<v Speaker 1>man with a big ass dick and a banker's bank

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:24.880
<v Speaker 1>account and a bigger bank account. Not a banker, okay, okay,

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:29.960
<v Speaker 1>a big ass dick and a bigger bank account. What

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:35.160
<v Speaker 1>an assholes not saying that you can't look at someone

0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:40.120
<v Speaker 1>who says a lot of inappropriate things. I if one

0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:42.960
<v Speaker 1>of the male contestants left that thing and said, give

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<v Speaker 1>me a woman with a tight pussy who owns a house,

0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:55.320
<v Speaker 1>he would be canceled. Yes, yes, give me yes, yeah,

0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and if and like even like just like like she

0:21:58.200 --> 0:22:00.720
<v Speaker 1>with the friends going he can't even get equinox. And

0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:03.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like if I was young and ride this until

0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>the wheels came off, but now I'm too old to

0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:09.879
<v Speaker 1>be with a guy who has a roommate, right if

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:11.640
<v Speaker 1>a guy one of the guys staying back in the game,

0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:17.840
<v Speaker 1>she's a fucking waitress with two other girls. Like if

0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I was younger for a bit, but then not now

0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:27.919
<v Speaker 1>she was so awful, so much she knew she was

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<v Speaker 1>being recorded, even a private I have to say. So

0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:37.520
<v Speaker 1>here we are at the Regan came out of a

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<v Speaker 1>cool He's like, well they were recording, you know. He's like,

0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:42.159
<v Speaker 1>you were wearing a mike. So Logan had on his

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:45.199
<v Speaker 1>turtleneck and he had his hair he shaved and his

0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:48.720
<v Speaker 1>hair was terribly had his life. He got Anderson he's

0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:50.919
<v Speaker 1>a filmmaker. He got when he got rid of his

0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:54.639
<v Speaker 1>butthole mouth, facial hair, he had on his turtleneck. He

0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.280
<v Speaker 1>was at Wes Anderson character. But then he he was like,

0:22:57.920 --> 0:23:00.399
<v Speaker 1>he was like, you do mean me? You said that?

0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Like and there was and I'm sorry that I came

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:05.239
<v Speaker 1>out here with a dream in my car and one

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:08.119
<v Speaker 1>year later with nothing but a camera I made us.

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what are you talking? Like are you aspiring? Wants?

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:17.440
<v Speaker 1>You mean like he does like like reels ongram on Instagram?

0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Like what are we talking about here? Can you google

0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:23.600
<v Speaker 1>what Logan films are or IMDb Logan? Okay, but what

0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:28.159
<v Speaker 1>if it's like Jurassic Park? Take it back? But the

0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:30.119
<v Speaker 1>thing that she that Kate did that, I just was like,

0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, she had been pretty mean to him along

0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:35.359
<v Speaker 1>the way, but that she and also mean at the

0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Rose ceremonies, but like she just had no sympathy. It

0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>was just cold, cold, cold and cold. I felt really

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:48.600
<v Speaker 1>bad for him. Why do you what have you done? Yes?

0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:53.199
<v Speaker 1>As anything, she was like, that was not for you.

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.400
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing on his IMDb except for Bachelor. I'm actually

0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:00.879
<v Speaker 1>the Twins got rid of films. I've been on the

0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:02.719
<v Speaker 1>for the betteran paradoss I haven't been on this podcast

0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>all the time. Can we talk about the two Australians

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:09.000
<v Speaker 1>they just whipped in so we watched all we knew

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:12.119
<v Speaker 1>them because we watched all of the We watched all

0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 1>the Australia on Patreon. And what's so crazy is so

0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:21.679
<v Speaker 1>like the guy that's floor's body double, Like yeah, he

0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:25.359
<v Speaker 1>actually is he double? But then he's also a geologist.

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:29.480
<v Speaker 1>He's sweetest can be and like like what's his name?

0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:32.679
<v Speaker 1>Addapt like like it's because they didn't know who he was,

0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:35.040
<v Speaker 1>so he had no like social media currency, but he

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 1>was this lovely guy. He was a scientist who's a geology.

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:43.200
<v Speaker 1>He was a nice guy and they didn't know that. Flow.

0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.679
<v Speaker 1>Now Flow has been sort of like been through the

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>system a few too many times. She was so she's

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:53.920
<v Speaker 1>the hottest hot when she started she was, it was like,

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:56.520
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's Flow. And the guy who ended

0:24:56.600 --> 0:25:00.119
<v Speaker 1>up breaking his after he literally broke his dick, like

0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>they take him to the emergency room when he was

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 1>having sex with her, No was somebody else he was

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>having sex with a girl that they were all fighting.

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:08.480
<v Speaker 1>It was a whole thing. Anyway, guys, You've got to

0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:12.359
<v Speaker 1>watch Bachelor in Paradise Australia. Bachelor Paradise. When you go

0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:15.760
<v Speaker 1>to Australia, do yourself a favor and watch all the Bachelor.

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:19.199
<v Speaker 1>They're all January. I'm hosting a game show. What are

0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 1>you hosting? Club? We were bringing it out here in

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 1>America as well, but it's popular in the UK in France,

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 1>but I'm doing the Australian version. You were talking about

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:30.880
<v Speaker 1>that last teme trying to get my like I'm trying

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 1>to walk around the house just talking to my wife

0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 1>and kids like a game show like where are you from?

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 1>What do you do? It's excited. A hundred contestants for

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>each show, so it's wow. I feel like watching The

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor in Paradise Australia would be a perfect way to

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>like unwind after I'm putting it out there. If I

0:25:55.000 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>do well in the game shown Australia, I want the

0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor jump. So sure, it's as Grundbergh has actually come

0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:15.760
<v Speaker 1>a long way mental health. He struggled being by Poli.

0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:17.680
<v Speaker 1>He decided to go off his meds and go on

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 1>fitness and so you can sort of see in his

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 1>photos of his honor office meds based on how fit

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 1>he is. He fluctuate. We know a lot about it.

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to spar. Okay, Okay, so here we are.

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:37.159
<v Speaker 1>We're back. So um yeah, I felt like Kate just

0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Kate is just trash. Okay? Did I tell you? I

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:42.119
<v Speaker 1>have a theory that Kate, because she works for the

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Oppenheim Group, is really just auditioning to be on selling Sunset.

0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I think you're right. I think it's going to catch

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 1>the little guys, the two little twins. I I've never

0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>seen it. Okay, So yeah, Jesse Kramer comes out and

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 1>he goes, guess what, everybody, Paradise is over, So you

0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 1>get one day to hang out. But then no one

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 1>has used the boom boom room. So now you're like,

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:14.160
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna make you fuck. You're going to know why,

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 1>like site, like you know, behind the scenes, it's like nobody.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if somebody texted me because we talked

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 1>about this last week. One of my friends theories is

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 1>that they're so Christian that maybe they didn't maybe for

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:33.000
<v Speaker 1>future Instagram sponsors, they wanted to keep it clean. Who

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:36.159
<v Speaker 1>who was anybody? And they're they're like walking around like

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>literally showing their butts. Yeah, but you reckon. Maybe some

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:40.840
<v Speaker 1>of them sucked in the ocean, because that's when you

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have the way your microphone pack, right, that's the

0:27:44.600 --> 0:27:48.240
<v Speaker 1>only time they can have private. I just think that'd

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 1>be a little difficult. I think it would apparently is

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:58.880
<v Speaker 1>doing it out here, but that had sand Um. So

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 1>then we have so Brandon and Serene and so he

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 1>gives the rose and he goes, Hi, baby girl. From

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.880
<v Speaker 1>the first time I ever laid eyes on you, You're

0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 1>the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's like, no,

0:28:11.920 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 1>one never loved me the way you have. He's like,

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:17.639
<v Speaker 1>I will love you forever. I'm not scared at all. Meanwhile,

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Tyler and brittany Um, they're like, oh my god, I

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 1>love you then, I love you now, and I'm gonna

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.160
<v Speaker 1>love you. It's like, okay, so they leave their in love.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 1>I have a question of clarification. I need so like,

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>if they wanted to go to the Fantasy Sweets, that

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 1>means they were gonna get engaged. Yes, they're gonna talking

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 1>about it kind of. I think they should have allowed

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:40.000
<v Speaker 1>them to go to the Fantasy Sweets. Anyways, I think

0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>you had to get engaged. So then so, so Tyler

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 1>and Brittany are like, we're gonna leave. We're in love.

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Let's go meet the family in Chicago. Off we gone.

0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>We'll get to the later later the podcast. What happens?

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 1>So then we have or should we get to it now? Yeah,

0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 1>let's just do it. Let's just get to it now. Okay,

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>So Tyler and Brittany, last thing we hear the riding

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 1>off to Chicago day people. I thought they were such

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 1>a cute me to all, like, I'm super excited, Shet,

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>it's really good impression. Yes, that's a I thought they

0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>had a similar facial stroke. Okay, So Tyler and Britty

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>head off and then so here we are. We're in

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 1>there in the audience of the Jewel Tone Studio with

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Palmer. Is he is he winning you over? Is

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 1>anybody won over by Jessica? Was not his greatest performance? Okay,

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm sort of now getting used to.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what's happening to me. I'm getting used

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>to he's wearing me down a little. I'm kind of like, Okay, Park,

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 1>he's always more handsome than all the men on the show,

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:47.160
<v Speaker 1>that he is he is and he's insecure I think

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>because of hesecure because of TikTok another. These guys I

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:54.959
<v Speaker 1>think want to be really like ripped and shredded, and

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 1>he's insecure. He calls himself dad body. All he does

0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:00.360
<v Speaker 1>is like eyeball the guys and say that he's built

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 1>enough anymore anyway, which makes me like him a little bit.

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the insecurity. So then we have so then

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 1>they come and they're like, well, we're gonna bring Tyler

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>out first, no no spoiler alert. So he's like, okay,

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 1>well this can't be good, you know. So then he's like,

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 1>now our queen Laurie, who's the Bachelor historian, she's never

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.400
<v Speaker 1>trusted Tyler. She thinks she always thought he wanted to

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>be on TV. Then he always wanted to be on TV,

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>and then it was too fast that he didn't know

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Rachel at all, and he was like this is it

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and Laurie never trusted him. So then when he was

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:36.480
<v Speaker 1>like so, he basically he's like, you said you wanted

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 1>a break, and then she said yeah, but then you

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>texted me like and at a half hour two hours snapchat,

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>which was weird. And then the mom her mom m

0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 1>him and he's like, and you didn't even check up

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 1>on me a month later, and I thought, that's what

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 1>happens when you break up, you don't check up on people. Um,

0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>And then she's like, that's not what happened. And then, uh,

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, what did you think, Jim Jeffrey the

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>real world, they got out, but they got out, yeah,

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and they're not on holiday anymore. And then you have

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 1>to see where everyone lives and whether I can live

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>in this town that this person lives in, and like

0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>even looking at Justin's like like his apartment went last

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 1>week when she went to go knock on his door,

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I don't want to live in that apartment. Yeah,

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>but he's in his twenties. It's not a bad apartment

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>for someone in their twenties. Yeah. I would have killed

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>to be an apartment like that. To take it back, Yeah,

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 1>he's not good enough for you, but he's good enough

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 1>for me as a woman who's on back getting my

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>groove back, I'll go to his apartment question, question, what

0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 1>are you going back? And it's like you open the door,

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>like Victoria turns out to be a hoarder. Just back

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:48.479
<v Speaker 1>as the feces. Now you have something to say about Justin. Justin,

0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 1>he just wanted to be on TV. When that girl

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>what's her name, beautiful girl seems super sweet and she

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 1>breaks up with Rodney and there's all the big problems,

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 1>breaks up with running and then she flies across the

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>one because he came in. She was in a relationship.

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 1>He came in, tried to fund things up a bit. Yeah,

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>she was a bit confused. She took one day if

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>she met the guy four days and decided, now I

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 1>want to take that travels across the country. Then he

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>has the audacity to go, but you rejected me first,

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and it's just like fuck you, dude. He was seeing

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:24.200
<v Speaker 1>someone like you got to give some time and it's

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 1>so he's messy when there's different people involved, you know

0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like like you didn't you didn't say

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 1>yes to be right away, and therefore I can never

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>forgive you. He just want to be on TV. That

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>was He's one way to get back on the telly again,

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>to do that one extra thing. But do you think

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that it wouldn't have behoove him then to say yes no,

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 1>because he just wanted the roads. He didn't want the relationship. Okay,

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 1>he just wanted the fame, he wantch What did you

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 1>think of what he rejected her when she flew across

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the country. I was so upset at what happened with Rodney.

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I thought. I was like, well, I guess she kind

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:01.480
<v Speaker 1>of had that come and she's but but I say, like,

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 1>even when she was saying I wanted you to fight

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>for me with Rodney, you didn't fight. You didn't tell him,

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and he I thought he handled that just so nice. Okay,

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get to that. We're gonna take a quick break.

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>And before we get to that, is there anything more

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 1>we want to say about Tyler and Brittany? Um No,

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. I want to talk about him in

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>the parking lot. Yeah, that was his true Jersey boy moment.

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Let's screw that girl. You don't need to Johnny, Yes,

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>what is happening. I did like seeing him feisty in

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:33.480
<v Speaker 1>the parking Me and the wife was sitting up rod

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>in the catch Oh they got a come back in

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>We're going to ruin the interview and never I thought

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:43.080
<v Speaker 1>it was like wrestling. Yeah. I was excited by the

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 1>parking lot when Tyler walked back and He's like yeah,

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>and then I also loved but he's got feisty. And

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 1>then Victoria's shut him down so fast. She shut him down,

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 1>So it was like, that's the Victoria I know and

0:33:58.120 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>love from pipe. Peter Pilots said, that's the one who's

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 1>going to be getting it on with the country western

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 1>star that's at the amusement park, who's playing while she's

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 1>on the date, who's breaking up marriages and like a

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:13.880
<v Speaker 1>military challenge, here for it. She is, she can Jersey

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:16.800
<v Speaker 1>out Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore guy. I know he wasn't ready.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't ready. We're gonna take a great break and

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:25.960
<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about Rodney, Justin and Eliza guys.

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>That's right on mons and and we're back. Um okay,

0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 1>what were you saying about Nick Vile? He was out

0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>in the meal with Victoria, was making out with the guy.

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>He posted a video with great in Italy. No no, no,

0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:51.840
<v Speaker 1>like they it was like he posted a video on

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:57.720
<v Speaker 1>TikTok or Instagram where it was he posted a spoiler yeah,

0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 1>and it showed him then some I don't know who,

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:02.840
<v Speaker 1>the other girls maybe his girlfriend, and then it showed

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Joe and Serriena Serena, and then it showed Greg and

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Victoria like kissing, so that they were with Joe and

0:35:13.280 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Seria and they're all just like hanging out. I think

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.560
<v Speaker 1>what's his name's house. Yeah, they were all just like

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:22.280
<v Speaker 1>hanging out. So then like, so he outed his friend.

0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 1>So he outed his friend. Yeah, he posted it before

0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the finale, like he posted it. I don't know, like a, yeah,

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 1>he's got a girl, He's got this gossip girl. It

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:34.279
<v Speaker 1>is interesting because I'm sure he got approval from them

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 1>to post it, but it was still like that there's

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of N D A DR Banana. Okay.

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 1>So then here we are. We've got the twins. So

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:48.320
<v Speaker 1>first we have um Jay and Chaney and she puts

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:50.800
<v Speaker 1>her head down and she starts crying, and so j

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>is like, I'm psyched. I like this lady, I'm horny.

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Fore I can see a future wish um And he's like,

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm super this. I'm scared. I'm anxious. And she's like

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>why why what are you afraid of? That's what he said.

0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 1>He's and she's like, look, the age gaps scares me.

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 1>It scares me that you live with your parents. Um

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 1>it scares me that I feel like I'm like the

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:24.799
<v Speaker 1>fun cool aunt and you uh, you know, yeah. Yeah.

0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I don't want somebody's like social media. I'm

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 1>not looking for TikTok boyfriend. He's like, what I have

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 1>never once mentioned that. She's like, I want a man,

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 1>not someone who's a TikTok dancer. He's like, I don't

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 1>do that. That doesn't mean I'm not a man. I

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm not a man. She's like, look the

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:44.360
<v Speaker 1>age differences to thirty. I want somebody. I do not

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 1>want a TikTok boyfriend. He does TikTok's and then he's like,

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>funk man. And now I'm I'm leaving here alone and

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:54.080
<v Speaker 1>justin and Flow We're gonna leave here together, and then

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:57.240
<v Speaker 1>flows like yeah, this is not working. He's like I agree,

0:36:57.400 --> 0:37:00.040
<v Speaker 1>So then they leave. That was my favorite kind of

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:02.360
<v Speaker 1>break up of the whole, Like that was just perfect.

0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 1>They were so sweet about it and just like yep,

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:06.839
<v Speaker 1>calling what it calling it what it is. And then

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 1>and then want any of the Australian people because they're

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.319
<v Speaker 1>moving back to Australia. It's hard enough to keep up

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:14.920
<v Speaker 1>with the relationship in this country. You wouldn't have worked

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:17.799
<v Speaker 1>permits or anything body. The Australians were just there to

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.799
<v Speaker 1>have a holiday romance. The end, we're gonna tell you

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>something that might make you want to watch a certain season.

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 1>What parent what at? What season of Paradise did the

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Fireman and Alex show up at? That was I think

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:34.919
<v Speaker 1>two or three. I you probably want to start season two.

0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I think season one was real good. Okay, start with

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>season one of Paradise. Although Mattie Jay's season of the

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor was really good. That was good, But just do Paradise.

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I started Paradise. You remember the Do you remember Grant

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:51.919
<v Speaker 1>the firefighter that got engaged to Lace and they went

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>in Paradise and they went got in Mexico tattoos that

0:37:55.040 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 1>said Grace because it was Grant on late They got

0:37:57.080 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Grace tattoos on their date on Tolerason. So he then

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:02.840
<v Speaker 1>broke up with Lace and then went right to Bachelor

0:38:02.880 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 1>in Paradise, Australia, where he then got engaged to It's

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna make you want to watch it. A woman who

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't kiss anyone, She wouldn't kiss anyone, and then eventually

0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 1>they ended up together Ali. They got engaged. They came here,

0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:22.440
<v Speaker 1>they were gonna get married. He they broke up, and

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:24.840
<v Speaker 1>he said this on a podcast. I've said this so

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>many times, but because it's because they were at a

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>party in Hollywood and he walked into a stairwell where

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:33.759
<v Speaker 1>his friend was eating her out in the stairwell. And

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 1>then she went back to Australia and became the bachelorette

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:40.440
<v Speaker 1>and then spend her whole season. If anyone was like

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:43.319
<v Speaker 1>I heard she's a good time, she's like, how dare

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 1>you spread rumors about me? And it's like, so you

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>got to start with that season and then go into

0:38:48.520 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>her season. But she wouldn't kiss anyone. She wouldn't kiss anyone.

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, who knows this could all be because

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 1>great could just be trash talking, so like it's a

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>terrible He shouldn't have said this on a podcast. I

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:03.959
<v Speaker 1>know that's so indelicate and uh, in Australia it's called

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>going down undone. Well, I can't say that you can

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:13.160
<v Speaker 1>say that, but it's really fun. You should watch it

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 1>as really you'll get to meet early flow. You'll get

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 1>to see early flow, and you'll understand why America was

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 1>ridiculous to not get on the flow train. Um. Okay,

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>So then we have UM. So then we have Aaron

0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 1>and Johnny and they're freaking out and um Johnny is sighing,

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 1>and Victoria it's like, I've never been treated so good.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I love you. I can see a life with you.

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>But I'm scared. I'm scared. And Aaron is nervous and

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 1>conflicted and um and then so then so then Aaron

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:48.319
<v Speaker 1>says to Genevieve, you go, there's so many ups and

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 1>downs you want to leave at any conflict. Life is

0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 1>not easy. You know, this is as easy as this

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:57.720
<v Speaker 1>is gonna get. I need to have security. I'm out.

0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:01.200
<v Speaker 1>And she was so pissed, and then this silence and

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>he's like, look, it was beautiful. Goody to know you

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:06.279
<v Speaker 1>your great friend. You look beautiful. And then she comes out.

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 1>She goes, he turned it on me. I hate how

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 1>he turned that on me. She's like, I'm going back.

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:14.440
<v Speaker 1>She goes, hey, hey, excuse me. They go to the

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:16.640
<v Speaker 1>big day bed and she's fighting with him in the

0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 1>thong and he's like, what you packed your bags twice?

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 1>You know I thought that there would be a change.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:25.839
<v Speaker 1>We don't mesh Oh. She goes, oh god, no, no,

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>you say you have to mature. Thank you, thank you

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 1>a lot um, you know, I let you down. And

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 1>then and then he and then he says, this time

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you can pack your bags and I won't come up

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 1>to stop you. I promise you that. And then um,

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like, look, I'm glad I spent the summer with her,

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 1>but now I'm not way to ruin that. And then

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 1>they leave, and then they come out and in the

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 1>reunion they were both like take accountability. Are they together again? No?

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Yeah, going I was gonna say,

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I just really, you know, because it did end so

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:06.359
<v Speaker 1>poorly and sad for them. I feel like, even though

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>they were ridiculous, and can we just talk about the

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 1>touching in the in the y, I can't, you know.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.759
<v Speaker 1>I think there are some couples that just really like

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.080
<v Speaker 1>the fight and like the bad you know. And I

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:23.920
<v Speaker 1>think they did in some way, like maybe the this

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:26.680
<v Speaker 1>was exciting or something, and I think he liked it

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 1>more than she did. But she's feisty too, yes, but

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:32.440
<v Speaker 1>anyway she should be like I didn't say I'm in

0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>a bad mood. I said I'm annoyed like that. Like

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I think I'm trying to calm you down.

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like, well, I didn't say I was in a

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>bad mood. I said, I'm irritated. I was like, okay.

0:41:42.440 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Also her line, you know, which I feel like I don't.

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:47.399
<v Speaker 1>It feels like the lines that they say when they're

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:50.799
<v Speaker 1>driving away are fed to them. You know, when she said,

0:41:50.800 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 1>oh my my, my head is itching. It's it's not pain.

0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:56.919
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what something, but I was like, oh,

0:41:57.080 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I think they the producers. Did you guys feel that way? Uh?

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:05.799
<v Speaker 1>None of the exit interviews. I feel like they're fairly,

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 1>fairly authentic, filled with there because I think their pride

0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 1>is hurt so they let them just like like I

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:14.359
<v Speaker 1>think if you if you think if your pride has

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:17.720
<v Speaker 1>been hurt and maybe you also have been dumped, Like

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 1>if you just put a mic on somebody who's just

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 1>been dumped and let them go and you maybe get

0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 1>a couple of cocktails, you're gonna get something good. I

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>did feel like Genevieve wanted to dump him for so

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:30.880
<v Speaker 1>long though, like she kind of felt like she hated him.

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:36.480
<v Speaker 1>You know what a phrase I heard? Yeah, I think

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 1>between being very good looking to him looking a bit,

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:45.359
<v Speaker 1>do I think he is he's definitely he's King Bro.

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I think he's handsome, yeah, but I also really like

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:53.920
<v Speaker 1>he has really nice skin, and I think if you're tall.

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I think if you're tall and a guy, you can

0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:58.680
<v Speaker 1>get away with a lot. I would say if he

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 1>had a full person reality transplant, I would be attracted

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:06.799
<v Speaker 1>to him, right Like, but he's the browness is just

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 1>so like just like the log ah Long. Also like

0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>that whole energy is so tough, like just him like

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:18.879
<v Speaker 1>well just you know, like I wa check out that wave.

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 1>You know. It's like he's like everything about him is

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 1>so tough, just like you. It's like you don't know

0:43:25.640 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 1>what that word means. I know. I feel like I

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 1>would get sucked in maybe in parent I mean, I

0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know who I would date. Of the options on

0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 1>the beach Kate, who would you date if you had to?

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Everybody that was there, Probably Michael. He's tell me why

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:46.880
<v Speaker 1>because I feel like Michael has the Michael is like

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't crown Prince of this show because the producers

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:53.239
<v Speaker 1>treat him like he is like the most precious. I

0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 1>feel like he was, like I hope because we really

0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 1>loved Danielle and we hope that he treats her right.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't like how it went down with Sierra. Yes,

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:03.279
<v Speaker 1>that's true. And she was very gracious last night. Let's

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:06.400
<v Speaker 1>talk about that. She looked so hot and her and

0:44:06.560 --> 0:44:09.279
<v Speaker 1>she gave like she had to fuck you outfit on

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 1>like she could not fuck you. I'm hot, my latex,

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>go fuck yourself and your zaddie vibes. I'm like twenty

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 1>six hot as all get out. She had that vibe.

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 1>He looked very good. Um, okay, so do you what

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 1>do you think about Michael? Um? He's all right. You look,

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you do a joke about him, joke about him on

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 1>my new special, which is about like how if you're

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 1>on the Bachelor, you've got to tell a sub story

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:37.719
<v Speaker 1>if you don't think you're gonna get a rose, right,

0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 1>And I just hold play out about the sub stories

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.480
<v Speaker 1>a pretty weak. It's always like someone like my grandmother

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 1>died less and you're like, Grandma's meant to be fucking dad.

0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I go, there's a blow on a couple of seasons ago.

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 1>He raising a four year old child because his wife

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>had died two years earlier. That's Roses old day. Like

0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:01.319
<v Speaker 1>it's just a passing bit. It it's not he is.

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I do think it did make him sort

0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 1>of the golden boy, but don't think he did like

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you said, like he was the one always recapping everything.

0:45:08.760 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>But that's because he's thirty seven and he can actually

0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:14.239
<v Speaker 1>say a full sentence. And he was with his wife

0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 1>for a long time before he married her as well, right,

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 1>and they were together since like college. Yeah, because that's

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:21.800
<v Speaker 1>why I'll give him a past, because I have a

0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:25.279
<v Speaker 1>pet pave is whenever you make people like, saying I

0:45:25.320 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 1>love you is important to me. I've only ever said

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 1>it to one other people. It's like, fuck yeah, if

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>you're with any if you're in any relationship past six months,

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 1>even if you don't mean it, you got to say

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:42.400
<v Speaker 1>it otherwise you know you're not doing it to one person. Lies.

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:47.480
<v Speaker 1>So they're young, they're young. He had oh yeah, oh yeah,

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 1>oh the dad right right right? Well, And I thought

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>he showed up to the beach looking very handsome. He

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 1>worked on him. He definitely had a glow up. I'll

0:45:58.239 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 1>show you. Please enjoy the Can I give my reasoning

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 1>for I have more after this reunion? So first I

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't like him because I liked him. At first, I said,

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:09.360
<v Speaker 1>good for Michael, he had to glow up. Oh wow, cool,

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:12.399
<v Speaker 1>and then he did see Our Dirty where he he

0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:15.400
<v Speaker 1>used his wife's death to say I'm not ready instead

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.600
<v Speaker 1>of just saying I'm just not that into you. And

0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:21.240
<v Speaker 1>then literally almost immediately Danielle shows up and he's ready,

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:24.640
<v Speaker 1>and now she's moving to Ohio. Did anyone else think

0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:27.360
<v Speaker 1>their first date Danielle and Michael was kind of rocky?

0:46:27.480 --> 0:46:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's how it was edited, but I didn't think

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 1>that they really like they didn't have a connection. I

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>find it hard to should have hang out with it?

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 1>That was sort of sitting in The body language was off, yes,

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.720
<v Speaker 1>and then they don't really see them as a couple

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:42.319
<v Speaker 1>for the rest of the season and hill they leave

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:45.439
<v Speaker 1>together happily, and so it was very confusing. We talked

0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 1>about that, how like you don't see like, Okay, here's

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>here's him right before, this is him during Katie's season, Okay,

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 1>and then this is Himble and then but then and

0:46:57.600 --> 0:47:01.799
<v Speaker 1>then there's that So he handsome dude. I felt like

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 1>to me like he wanted to be on TV. He

0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:07.359
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed the attention, and why would you wait till you're

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.880
<v Speaker 1>on television to tell her you love her that was

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 1>always weird and also good for her a grade. She

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:18.320
<v Speaker 1>said she slipped once and said it, but like I

0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't if she's true. I mean, they seemed truly like

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>they're in love, and like I wouldn't be able to

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:26.400
<v Speaker 1>not say it for that long. I know, here we go,

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:27.960
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get to the here we go. Here we

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>go to each other, like I like you, I like

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:36.440
<v Speaker 1>you up, back up, and we're gonna back it up

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:38.360
<v Speaker 1>for the people who don't actually watch the show. So

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:40.440
<v Speaker 1>on the beach, when it's like are you going to

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:42.400
<v Speaker 1>go to the fucking fantasy suites? Are you going to

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 1>get proposed? He takes her down to the beach and

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I wasn't expecting you, and she's like I

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:53.080
<v Speaker 1>wasn't expecting and then and then they're like, I didn't

0:47:53.080 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 1>know how. I didn't know it could be like this.

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:58.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, when Laura died, I made a compass for

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.880
<v Speaker 1>me and Laura and Jason or my books on James,

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.360
<v Speaker 1>so I and so I didn't get lost, and it

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 1>says I found you where you are. I'm like, oh

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, is he gonna give her the compass? That's

0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>what I was saying the company. I'm like, give her

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the compass, give her the compass. And he's like, but

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 1>he didn't. He goes and I believe it brought me

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 1>to you. He's like, I do. My goal is to

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:20.520
<v Speaker 1>get you to meet at some point, meet James UM.

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:22.399
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, and I thought it was gracious when

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 1>she said, our losses are very different. I didn't have

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 1>the beautiful, safe like relationship that you had, um and

0:48:30.360 --> 0:48:33.160
<v Speaker 1>and he said Laura would love you, and I thought, no,

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't because you're sucking her husband. Um and then

0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 1>and then he said, you're sweet, most special human. I'm

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:44.319
<v Speaker 1>not ready to be engaged, but I'm building up to UM, like,

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 1>learn more about you. I want to leave together and

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.000
<v Speaker 1>she says, as long as I'm gonna go back and

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:51.319
<v Speaker 1>wake up with you. I and she says, I want

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 1>him forever and ever. And then here we are, we're

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:57.240
<v Speaker 1>on the special. She's moving to Akron, Ohio, and I agree.

0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I did find I did find it weird that he

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 1>waited till the cameras were on. Surprised she agreed to

0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 1>move before he said I love you. That's what it

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 1>was kind of interesting. And also and also he hasn't

0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.800
<v Speaker 1>said I love you yet. She spent like as someone

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>who was a single parent who started dating after I

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:19.680
<v Speaker 1>broke up with my first my first son's mother. Right,

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't introduce anyone to him unless the L word

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 1>had been said or you know what I mean? So, like,

0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:32.080
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? No, that's that's a big step.

0:49:32.920 --> 0:49:35.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a biggest step introducing the child and throwing out

0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:37.799
<v Speaker 1>I love you because those words mean something. Who gives

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 1>a funk if they don't say it and I move

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 1>on back? You can fall out of love. Love and

0:49:43.600 --> 0:49:45.360
<v Speaker 1>hate live right next door to each other. You know

0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 1>what I just heard recently? Dat um till you hate him?

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a good phrase. Dat um till you

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:53.399
<v Speaker 1>hate him? That's pretty good. Dat until the six ft

0:49:53.480 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 1>under by you? Yeah, that was in my wedding veil. Um.

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:02.800
<v Speaker 1>There's a I wonder when they filmed that special Katie

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:07.719
<v Speaker 1>always feel weird giving the cold shouldered it recently, right,

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:10.359
<v Speaker 1>don't they really like? Isn't it like like a week

0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.600
<v Speaker 1>or two two weeks maybe? Maybe like two weeks ago,

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>three weeks ago? I don't know. I love how I'm

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 1>so gullible that I was watching it going I can't

0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 1>believe they're they're in Burbank right now, I know I don't. Yes, yes,

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:38.359
<v Speaker 1>sur yea yeah, the Widow, Yes. And then and then

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 1>dream was Angel the Bride, the Bride. But I do

0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 1>think Michael saying I love you. I felt like that

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:48.240
<v Speaker 1>was like maybe again, not to be like I'm always

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 1>constantly thinking although I did believe they were in Burbank

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:53.719
<v Speaker 1>last night. Then the producers are saying like, hey, you know,

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:56.319
<v Speaker 1>is there a great reveal you can give us on air?

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, I got one, you know,

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 1>like and he waited, Honestly, you're probably right, Yeah, they're

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 1>probably be like, I mean, you know you love her?

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.360
<v Speaker 1>You should just tell her an air, Like how sweet

0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:08.400
<v Speaker 1>would that be? What a way to tell her you

0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:10.439
<v Speaker 1>love her? For? Like, you know, they're in his saying

0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 1>that ship. So then we have so then we have

0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the two couples that are left on the beach before

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and the only time we see Neil Lane is with Johnny.

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:23.720
<v Speaker 1>We don't even see him with brand Good. He looks

0:51:23.800 --> 0:51:27.040
<v Speaker 1>so the corpse of Neil Lane has had a really

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:32.719
<v Speaker 1>good work done. He looked so Pep in his So Lifelives.

0:51:32.880 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 1>He was so sweet I like very like when he

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>said I loved him, I loved Also the ring that

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Johnny picked out. When he goes, this is a mobile,

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:45.160
<v Speaker 1>a modern oval, I'm like, what that? What are you

0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:47.680
<v Speaker 1>talking about? I don't have to do anything. I thought

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:50.839
<v Speaker 1>his mobile. I thought his mobile was actually a really

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 1>pretty ring. It was that mobile was one of the

0:51:54.080 --> 0:52:02.400
<v Speaker 1>best looking ring there. Slide yeah, like jewel or I

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know anything about. Who knows he had like a

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:09.479
<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand. If they're smaller on Paradise, they always seem

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 1>slightly smaller than the big You have to give out.

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 1>A few came to you. You only get to keep

0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 1>it if you if you stay married two years or

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:21.279
<v Speaker 1>engaged two years, no married, married, just together. You just

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:24.279
<v Speaker 1>have to be to keep. My wife thinks that. She's

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:26.800
<v Speaker 1>always like, why didn't they just act like they still together?

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Get all that ring money? And you're like, how much

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:33.720
<v Speaker 1>do you want the ring money? YE say it tops

0:52:33.760 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a twenty dollar ring. I read they can be

0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:41.520
<v Speaker 1>up to two. I know I read that. If you

0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:48.920
<v Speaker 1>think Neil Lane's joking around way, it's not Harry Winston

0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:53.839
<v Speaker 1>or Tiffany's or anything. It's Neil Lane. No, no, way,

0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:57.400
<v Speaker 1>nothing about Yes, it's not Cardier, it's not Cardier. It's

0:52:57.480 --> 0:53:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Neil Lane. By the way, when you think cutest thing.

0:53:00.960 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Traynor, who was our rookie one year, he didn't

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:05.640
<v Speaker 1>know we were talking about Neil Lane a lot. He

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:07.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't know Neil Lane was a man. He thought you

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:10.799
<v Speaker 1>got engaged like you kneel and you go to a

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:14.000
<v Speaker 1>place called Neil Lane to get engaged like that. That

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:16.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, how you disgusted? I did. I did

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:19.239
<v Speaker 1>the one naything. But I was walking my wife along

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>the beach and was drink Covid and w and I went.

0:53:23.120 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 1>I thought I found a nice patch of sand and

0:53:25.880 --> 0:53:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, I gotta do. And I

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 1>had the ring in me pocket. And then there was

0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:32.200
<v Speaker 1>like like I had my back face. There was like

0:53:32.360 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 1>six teenages drinking cider just after the difference today it

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:43.360
<v Speaker 1>was like a Newport like it was like it was

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I just got an airbnb in Newport on the beach

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:47.240
<v Speaker 1>because I was like it was the middle of Covid

0:53:48.200 --> 0:53:51.759
<v Speaker 1>or anything, and I though would be nice, you know,

0:53:51.920 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 1>And then there's some teenagers were clapping in a right.

0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I did find it between eight k to like a

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:06.439
<v Speaker 1>hundred seventy one. I spread to pick one. Yeah, don't

0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:09.400
<v Speaker 1>pick the one You're like to look asking the process. Yeah,

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I just I think they literally just give it to you.

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:14.080
<v Speaker 1>So then they get to hang out for night and

0:54:14.080 --> 0:54:17.359
<v Speaker 1>it's Johnny and Victoria and Serena Brandon and they're like,

0:54:17.480 --> 0:54:20.000
<v Speaker 1>when did you So then we found out that they

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:23.920
<v Speaker 1>both piste in the pool? Okay, I really can we talk? Yes? Yes? Yes?

0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Do a lot of people do this? Yes? I hear

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't do it in the pool? Yeah, everybody someone.

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I think my son does it or something. Because we

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:36.440
<v Speaker 1>did a podcast and we had a b expert on

0:54:36.480 --> 0:54:37.960
<v Speaker 1>and I said, what are always bees in the thing?

0:54:37.960 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 1>And they got someone's pissing in your pools? And I'm

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:44.280
<v Speaker 1>looking around, look around because I don't look around my family,

0:54:44.320 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like you wait, wait, what are the wait? Where are

0:54:47.640 --> 0:54:49.840
<v Speaker 1>the bees? The bees? You know, when you have like

0:54:49.880 --> 0:54:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a couple of bees just floating on the water trying

0:54:54.960 --> 0:55:03.160
<v Speaker 1>to drink piss like learn? You know, I how different?

0:55:03.920 --> 0:55:08.000
<v Speaker 1>But as far as like how do you learn? That's okay? No.

0:55:08.239 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I I swim laps like on a regular basis, and

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I will not pee in the pool if I have

0:55:12.080 --> 0:55:15.839
<v Speaker 1>to pee. I get a die. The red die would

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:18.359
<v Speaker 1>gather around you if you piste it. That is a fake,

0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>that's like a myth. By the way, I want to

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:24.880
<v Speaker 1>taste it. I know you. I think a lot of

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:26.839
<v Speaker 1>people piss in the pool, and the fact that we

0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:28.759
<v Speaker 1>saw both of them and they were the sort of

0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:32.840
<v Speaker 1>elegant ones, you know, like everybody is hammered and pissing

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:37.719
<v Speaker 1>in that. Of course it's different people. We know you're

0:55:38.080 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>an environment environmentalist. It's not the reason I shop in

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:50.359
<v Speaker 1>the show, because I do think it's the chlorine, because

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:52.359
<v Speaker 1>everyone goes the chlorine will kill it. But it's like, yeah,

0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess you should be in the hot tub. I

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:58.920
<v Speaker 1>bet they do it. I bet in the I bet

0:55:58.960 --> 0:56:01.359
<v Speaker 1>at hotels. I bet people be in the hot tub.

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I bet in Paradise they're hammered. Yeah that's true. I

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:08.240
<v Speaker 1>mean I think the drunkeness helps them. Okay, So then um,

0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:12.759
<v Speaker 1>then here we go. Um let's turn the audience and

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:15.000
<v Speaker 1>that we want to go. Be want to go? You

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:17.279
<v Speaker 1>want to go? Be the audience at a We're gonna go.

0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:25.040
<v Speaker 1>We're your head being shocked, shake your head, disapprove, we

0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:27.200
<v Speaker 1>want to go? Will you text your friend right now.

0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:34.200
<v Speaker 1>When they say you something, I'll go do that. You

0:56:34.239 --> 0:56:36.520
<v Speaker 1>have to wear like a turquoise or like a or

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:39.640
<v Speaker 1>like an emerald green top, like a jeweled tone like

0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:44.759
<v Speaker 1>blouse that says something like, I'll doubt your lice, so sorry,

0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:52.200
<v Speaker 1>er fuck you exactly. I'm here for rocking. I'll suck

0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:56.040
<v Speaker 1>you in a windmill, Peter Pilot, My pants are a windmill.

0:56:58.080 --> 0:57:00.399
<v Speaker 1>So then they go and so they all hang out

0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:03.120
<v Speaker 1>and then what was the Johnny and Victoria funny thing

0:57:03.200 --> 0:57:07.680
<v Speaker 1>that they funny thing? I can't even remember. It was

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:11.520
<v Speaker 1>just sort of a strange energy on stage with with

0:57:11.719 --> 0:57:13.439
<v Speaker 1>no no no no, no no no no no, they're they're

0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 1>double date of their memory. Like. So then he's like,

0:57:17.520 --> 0:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>he's like, she goes, I literally can see you as

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 1>the father of my children. Um, and he's like, and

0:57:23.240 --> 0:57:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I won't deal with them. And also he also showed

0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 1>up to propose literally and like capre pants, Like you're

0:57:31.640 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 1>about to propose, you have on like a capre pant.

0:57:34.920 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 1>I was in shorts. I was on the beach. You say,

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:40.400
<v Speaker 1>you know would have if I was dressed, so you

0:57:40.440 --> 0:57:45.040
<v Speaker 1>would have guessed it. Did she cry? She did? Yes,

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:51.840
<v Speaker 1>because I had a gun in a. I just texted

0:57:51.840 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 1>my friends and Okay, great, oh my god, you want

0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:59.320
<v Speaker 1>to get this one in a jewel like your Twitter

0:57:59.360 --> 0:58:01.400
<v Speaker 1>people were like, were you and I want to get

0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:04.520
<v Speaker 1>you want a jewel blouse? That then says like exactly,

0:58:04.560 --> 0:58:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I grace for lace. I grace like just like that

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:18.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of look like can we dress you? Can we

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:21.080
<v Speaker 1>dress you can? Well, if we get your ticket, can

0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:27.919
<v Speaker 1>we dress you? Yes? Oh my god. And it has

0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:31.960
<v Speaker 1>to be like like a teal uh, Like they're all

0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:35.440
<v Speaker 1>it's all a jewel to talk um, and it's always

0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 1>somebody's like wife or aunt that you know. It's like

0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:41.000
<v Speaker 1>the producer, the editor's aunt, like I want to sit

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:43.000
<v Speaker 1>right with like the by the way, it was also

0:58:43.160 --> 0:58:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Gabby and um, we're there, but like way in the

0:58:46.680 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 1>nosebleed sections. And then they're also like we have from

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 1>last year. You're like Kenny and Mara here, You're like, what,

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:02.920
<v Speaker 1>like we didn't like they're together? How much Putty FaceTime

0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:05.680
<v Speaker 1>do you think we'll get in the new season? Oh right,

0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:13.480
<v Speaker 1>that Putty Racheck Warburg. Oh yeah, right, his uncle. Yes.

0:59:13.920 --> 0:59:15.640
<v Speaker 1>And when when they came back to meet the family,

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:17.920
<v Speaker 1>he was there like alright, I bet we get at

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:21.000
<v Speaker 1>least we get I bet we get two episodes. I

0:59:21.000 --> 0:59:23.440
<v Speaker 1>bet we get two episodes. Was this last season I missed?

0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I missed that he's really boring. He's so boring the Bachelor,

0:59:28.560 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 1>not Putty the Bachelor. I watch Putty as the Bachelor.

0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Putty is the BA to be incredible. I worked with

0:59:34.320 --> 0:59:36.000
<v Speaker 1>him just for one week on his sitcom and he

0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:38.480
<v Speaker 1>was just such a great guy. Was that's nice to

0:59:38.560 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 1>hear Putty for Bachelor? Okay, before we get to Brandon

0:59:42.680 --> 0:59:47.640
<v Speaker 1>and Serene and uh and the meltdown of Johnny and Victoria?

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything that we want to say before we

0:59:49.400 --> 0:59:52.240
<v Speaker 1>take a quick break? Wait? Can we acknowledge that um

0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Kate was dressed like catwoman at the reunion? Yes? The

0:59:57.680 --> 1:00:00.760
<v Speaker 1>gold glitter, No, she had the glitter, the gritter jump

1:00:00.880 --> 1:00:03.960
<v Speaker 1>suit I saw. I went to a premiere not to

1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:05.520
<v Speaker 1>be a douche, but I went to a premiere the

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:07.760
<v Speaker 1>other night and somebody else was in that glitter jump

1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:11.160
<v Speaker 1>it was I thought it was very cool. Look, I

1:00:11.160 --> 1:00:12.440
<v Speaker 1>liked it, but it was it was a villainous in

1:00:12.520 --> 1:00:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a way. Energy socks. Okay, we're gonna take a quick

1:00:17.400 --> 1:00:18.920
<v Speaker 1>break and we're gonna come back and we're going to

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:23.400
<v Speaker 1>talk about the two big proposal couples and how it

1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:41.560
<v Speaker 1>ended up, and we're back all right here we are.

1:00:42.320 --> 1:00:45.400
<v Speaker 1>So let's start with who do you would you rather?

1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Who's more fun to start with or who do you

1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:49.120
<v Speaker 1>want to save for last? Do you want to start

1:00:49.160 --> 1:00:51.160
<v Speaker 1>with Brandon and Serene or do you want to start

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:53.280
<v Speaker 1>with Victoria and Johnny. Why don't we say Victoria and

1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Johnny because they're the most exciting. Okay, so Brandon and Serene.

1:00:58.240 --> 1:01:02.280
<v Speaker 1>He he's fashionable person on earth or the most fashionable

1:01:02.280 --> 1:01:05.240
<v Speaker 1>person on earth. He has the turtleneck with the jewelry

1:01:05.280 --> 1:01:09.240
<v Speaker 1>over the top of the turtle nick like the rocket rock.

1:01:10.000 --> 1:01:14.480
<v Speaker 1>He sobbed. He was sobbing. She shows up and he

1:01:14.640 --> 1:01:18.440
<v Speaker 1>is sobbing, and he's like in the first ten minutes,

1:01:18.800 --> 1:01:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I knew this is real. Like I'm I'm all in.

1:01:22.520 --> 1:01:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Home is wherever people say home is where the heart is.

1:01:25.080 --> 1:01:29.720
<v Speaker 1>I say home is where Serena is. I mean, um,

1:01:29.840 --> 1:01:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he is so sweet. Yes. Also, just going back a

1:01:35.480 --> 1:01:38.360
<v Speaker 1>little when he was saying about crying and how it's

1:01:38.400 --> 1:01:41.640
<v Speaker 1>just like when a father sees Oh my god, that's right,

1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:46.880
<v Speaker 1>that's right. Was like like I was sobbing. He's like

1:01:46.920 --> 1:01:48.360
<v Speaker 1>that night I was called because it was the first

1:01:48.360 --> 1:01:50.800
<v Speaker 1>time a father, and then he kept saying baby girl.

1:01:51.240 --> 1:01:53.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what it was, a little baby girl. And when

1:01:53.200 --> 1:01:56.760
<v Speaker 1>her father sees his daughter, it was weird. Um, I

1:01:56.800 --> 1:01:59.160
<v Speaker 1>will say he did tweet. He was very self or

1:01:59.200 --> 1:02:04.760
<v Speaker 1>he's like, wow, I pretty corny. Huh, well he used

1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to be a nurse recruiter and now he's a trainer. Um.

1:02:08.720 --> 1:02:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I believe they are going to be together forever. If

1:02:11.400 --> 1:02:14.960
<v Speaker 1>they break up, I don't believe in love. Um, so

1:02:15.080 --> 1:02:20.520
<v Speaker 1>she says. So that, she says, Um, no one's ever

1:02:20.600 --> 1:02:24.040
<v Speaker 1>looked at me like that. It is true. Every time

1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:27.600
<v Speaker 1>he looks at her, he cries. I'm like, nooked at

1:02:27.600 --> 1:02:31.600
<v Speaker 1>anyone like that. I also movies. I felt badly for

1:02:31.680 --> 1:02:33.760
<v Speaker 1>him when she's like normally when I fall in love,

1:02:34.040 --> 1:02:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I fall in love like a lightning bolt, but this

1:02:36.400 --> 1:02:40.720
<v Speaker 1>one was a more gradual and I'm like like, okay,

1:02:40.760 --> 1:02:43.000
<v Speaker 1>like we'll go fund yourself, Like do you know what?

1:02:43.280 --> 1:02:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Cause I think he was like holy fucking Serene, and

1:02:46.920 --> 1:02:50.040
<v Speaker 1>she's like you time after time, the passing of time.

1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I got it. It just felt a little bit strange.

1:02:55.120 --> 1:02:58.560
<v Speaker 1>It was like that he's always going to show up

1:02:58.560 --> 1:03:00.680
<v Speaker 1>with that type of stuff. I think that's yes, I

1:03:00.680 --> 1:03:03.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's just such a great example of

1:03:03.280 --> 1:03:05.720
<v Speaker 1>like true heart on his sleeve and he can't even

1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:08.720
<v Speaker 1>help himself, and it's very endearing, and I think maybe

1:03:08.720 --> 1:03:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that would be overwhelming for someone at the beginning. So

1:03:11.360 --> 1:03:13.440
<v Speaker 1>she kind of had to I don't know, I'm discussing,

1:03:13.560 --> 1:03:16.520
<v Speaker 1>but what if she finds out that he's held lots

1:03:16.640 --> 1:03:18.520
<v Speaker 1>like that? Right? So she guys back now and now

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<v Speaker 1>she's living with him, and he goes, I just was

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<v Speaker 1>training this guy today and he tried so hard. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>now I know what training really. Oh my god. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't like, where's your blender? I just love blending. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't picture him with anything but heat stroke, Like he

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<v Speaker 1>just feels like they feel like slowed down from the

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<v Speaker 1>heat stroke. So then she throw Then she's like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you trusted me with your heart even though

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<v Speaker 1>I've been so hurt before. And you know when we

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<v Speaker 1>got split up, I thought I never want to spend

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<v Speaker 1>another time away. I trusted you the entire time. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not scared at all. I have never felt this safe

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<v Speaker 1>with someone. I'm going to love you for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. I am all in on Brandon home

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<v Speaker 1>is where the Serena is and then so he they

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<v Speaker 1>get down and um and it he proposed, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like they're so fucking in love. And then Jesse Palmmer

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<v Speaker 1>comes out with his book and he was like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do this? After the sweetest vows, he's

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<v Speaker 1>sobbing and the ruined the moment. Jesse probably guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to get ordained asap dot com and oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>they just it's exactly right. The producers were like, how

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<v Speaker 1>can we fund these people over? And it's like me

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like they're probably gonna want their parents, especially

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, as you know, sentimental as he is, of

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<v Speaker 1>course he's going to want his family there. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, like they must have known that that wasn't happened. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but for sure it was weird. Even the wedding. You

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<v Speaker 1>just want to introduce your future wife to your parents

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<v Speaker 1>and your friends, vice versa. Yeah, and they probably just

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<v Speaker 1>want to, you know, plan. I feel like they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>want kind of a big Are they going to move

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<v Speaker 1>to l A? I don't think so because she's a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think they will. I think they're like real people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we didn't see them. You guys, you can definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get you in for mid January. Don't know it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be in February, but he says to remind him

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<v Speaker 1>in the mid January. So I'm back in February. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be like a where's Waldo? Like you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to find you two in the audience. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? You know what I'm gonna do. I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>it in my phone to text you. How fine mid February. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they'll film it earlier or maybe I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems a little because it's like January. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I said, tell all, which that's midway,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? You want tell all? A reunion, reunion, reunion,

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<v Speaker 1>A little reunion, what the hell? Might be more fun

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<v Speaker 1>because you can make more faces. Yeah, the reunion may

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<v Speaker 1>find out what happens before everybody else. The reunion though,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's they cut out a lot of stuff. I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the reunion on the East Coast is life

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<v Speaker 1>normally because they film it earlier in the day, so

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't you would find out the same day. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you literally have to watch it there, but they

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<v Speaker 1>do film for like eight hours ago. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the mentel all we need. I like peanut butter cheese sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the mentel all is better. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you'd be there less time. No, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>really long, but it's I think I'd rather go to

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<v Speaker 1>the finale. I'd rather go to the finale. I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>him know. I mean, I mean, you want you'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>go see people fight. I would go to all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go to whatever one that I'm not working, one's

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<v Speaker 1>will pick it. Hold on. Mean, but maybe because you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are sag, you can get paid for it. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the Union, So if I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>making facial expression into the background, there's there's no way

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<v Speaker 1>this is in the Union regul We change like seats

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<v Speaker 1>and hats and and then like one time when you

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<v Speaker 1>crossed me and you should be arguing, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>next time they crossed, we should bike out. Don't super

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<v Speaker 1>hammer hammer fighting just like starting out making out fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a little mirror and rolled up nart. Yeah exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's gonna be so good. We were

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<v Speaker 1>like the worst couple in the back. There's like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking nightmare. And then your baby. We can bring your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be like, I'm with lace, you should start

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<v Speaker 1>with a pillow. I'll start out super pregnant, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put like water on the floor and then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have your baby. Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be great. Okay. So so I feel like if they

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<v Speaker 1>can't make it, nobody can make it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they're the Tanner and Jade of the present day Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been a minute because we lost Carly and Evan.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who else is your bead? Well, there's Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>There's Joe and Serena. Yeah still they got married married. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we met them. They did. They didn't our podcast of Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>They did the live show. They are both gorgeous. He's handsome,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I was always sort of like whatever

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<v Speaker 1>about him, But when we met him, for actually, you're funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't seem to give a fuck. You're so like Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the whole time we'd be like, and what's your

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts in that? And he'd be like, Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really care because you're a real person. They scouted him

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<v Speaker 1>at a grocery store that was not his grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>They ran into my Whole Foods. Yeah, he just takes

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<v Speaker 1>own grocery that a we all have that. That what's

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<v Speaker 1>the way? How shitty's your store? Yeah? You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the ganting stuff? They jo, Yeah, we Actually he had

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<v Speaker 1>a great line because he said they asked him like

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? He's like, I own a grocery store,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, do you own this grocery store? And

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, if I own this grocery store, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be talking to me. Yeah. I was like, it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole someone who owns a Whole Foods On the back

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<v Speaker 1>food do you think an individual owns a Whole Foods?

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<v Speaker 1>Like if do you think I should? Or like how

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<v Speaker 1>people own Dominoes? I think so, like franchise, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I could own that Whole Foods right there. People's Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I don't just different. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>Whole Foods is one big entity in them. Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>actually do like dozen stuff Amazon the whole thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so, But I don't know if you can franchise them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you'd want to know it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a tough biz. Seems like a tough biz. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>always like, are you going to get this in stock? Yeah? Miserable, stockless?

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you that much stock? How do you have

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<v Speaker 1>you every day? Catch? Yeah? Everyone's like, why are there

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<v Speaker 1>no oranges? Some rotting oranges? Exactly? I would always look

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<v Speaker 1>shrank down and smells like penicillin at all time. Here

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<v Speaker 1>Henry Pete all over the oranges. Okay, so here we are?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there? So? Also they trot out so Jo and Serena.

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<v Speaker 1>There we've got more like I didn't see them because

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<v Speaker 1>I was writing how did they look? Kenny? And I

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<v Speaker 1>think they recently got engaged. That's nice. Kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>crush on him with his nude picks and his and

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<v Speaker 1>his like and it's like rooster his like Mara, Mara,

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<v Speaker 1>mariy mari, let's go, will you p photo? Remember him?

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<v Speaker 1>He's the boy man managing with the big flag tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly a big Trump guy. Yeah, And he was like

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't he like a erotic dancer or something he

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<v Speaker 1>did like he did like softcore porn or something. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was hot. He was hot, let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like he was also really nice. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. She was Miss Puerto Rico. I picked her.

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<v Speaker 1>She was my pick one year to win or to

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<v Speaker 1>be the next bachelor, and but now she did win.

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<v Speaker 1>She got They're happy, they're so cute. They're still doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they adopted a dog. Oh I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's the commitment. Yeah, he's cute. They're cute,

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<v Speaker 1>they're hot. Where do they live? Probably A probably l A.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, should we take another quick breaking Chicago? I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. That's right, because remember Doug Benson thought he

1:11:47.960 --> 1:11:52.080
<v Speaker 1>saw him when he was performing at and he kept changed.

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<v Speaker 1>There was there was a cover band that was playing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that he probably do. You probably don't dose anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's the one I thought you might be too big.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one that's like there's the one that's like in

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<v Speaker 1>the city, and then there's the one that's out near

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<v Speaker 1>the airport that's at that sort of like grove type place.

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<v Speaker 1>So at that place they have like the town square

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<v Speaker 1>and they have like so they had like a band,

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<v Speaker 1>they had like cover bands there. So there was a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that Doug there was a cover band that so

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<v Speaker 1>Doug Benson thought it might be Kenny because there was

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<v Speaker 1>a cover ban that made have been one of his bands.

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<v Speaker 1>So he chased a man around the park screaming Kenny Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>and the guy was like pissed at Doug Benson because

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<v Speaker 1>he what are you looking at? Just a cute photo

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<v Speaker 1>of them with their dog. That's so cute. They seem like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see this, Okay, Well they just had

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<v Speaker 1>from Draassic Park. I mean, that's cute costumes. They're all right,

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<v Speaker 1>they're living their lives, can actually create like real couples.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. They're cute. Remember when halfway through he

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<v Speaker 1>went and in the that's right, that's right. At least

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<v Speaker 1>some to use the boom boom with so much more

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<v Speaker 1>boom boom room. Last you gotta get Demi on Demi

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<v Speaker 1>boom booms. I don't know why they're like nobody was

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<v Speaker 1>doing it this time. It's so strange. I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>that is how I'd use the booming room. I'd go, hello, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be in the boom boom room if anyone wants

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<v Speaker 1>to come in. You you're all out of the league,

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<v Speaker 1>all of you, So I'll just white and then as

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<v Speaker 1>I hear someone walking by you'd hear this buffled still

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Yeah, you're the guy in the box that

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<v Speaker 1>came in. Guy they got wheeled in the box. That

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<v Speaker 1>was James was the guy in the box. He came

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<v Speaker 1>in and he had his Ba bats on. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see spats coming out of a box. He he's got

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<v Speaker 1>no game with women. He has no game. He felt

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<v Speaker 1>like a normal, nice guy. He's just like a normal

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<v Speaker 1>He works out of the time, he haing slick, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he's just like I think he's a bit simply

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<v Speaker 1>used to goes ah. Yeah, and he's best friends with Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>which is an interesting Aaron grew on me. Karon grew

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<v Speaker 1>on me. I didn't like how he gas lit her,

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<v Speaker 1>but I found him entertaining. I fear that if I

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<v Speaker 1>had enough heat stroke in Margarita's I'd be like Aaron.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. Yeah, yeah, I know Aaron would be good

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<v Speaker 1>for Abby. I guess I don't know. Yeah, sure, Who

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<v Speaker 1>would you pick Katie out of all the guys on

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<v Speaker 1>the Tyler? Probably Tyler? I think he's so cute. Who

1:14:33.040 --> 1:14:39.280
<v Speaker 1>would you pick? Dr Banana Man? Who else was there? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk Tarzan. Tarzan and Jill will get to in

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<v Speaker 1>a second, who would you pick? So we had the twins,

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<v Speaker 1>we had our Russian Alex, we had oh wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>would pick the thor's bodyguard. Okay, great. When he when

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<v Speaker 1>he went, he goes, yeah, I've been to Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that, Like we said he'd been to Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys the girl he guys, She goes, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this country is going as being a Hong Kong And

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, yeah, it's a strip clup, So I googled it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's strip it's a brothel, Hong Kong. Into you one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's just got a strip club down stairs and

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<v Speaker 1>all the other things in rooms upstairs. He's like, my

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<v Speaker 1>friend said it was the craziest place and we had

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<v Speaker 1>to go there. Okay, I'm not condemning anyone for going

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<v Speaker 1>to a brothel. Live your life with other stuff. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got some things that I've done, even and he's supporting

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<v Speaker 1>when you're trying to hit on a woman, probably don't mention.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was truly one of the most hilarious characters.

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<v Speaker 1>He really I enjoyed it when she was like when

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<v Speaker 1>he when he was like, Jill, I'll give it a go,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, I thought that was great. They

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<v Speaker 1>are they should be together. My girl lives in Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 1>She gives tours of like cemeteries or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like an architectural um, like historian. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she gave towards us. So was there a

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<v Speaker 1>cemetery thing? Maybe, I mean maybe if it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>historical cemetery. She but I was like, I hope they

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<v Speaker 1>and then he just ran off with her. I was like,

1:16:15.000 --> 1:16:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I read it for these two crazy kids. Yeah, and

1:16:17.520 --> 1:16:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I felt like she didn't see that coming because when

1:16:19.120 --> 1:16:21.599
<v Speaker 1>she shrieked, what are you doing? I was like, she

1:16:21.640 --> 1:16:24.439
<v Speaker 1>didn't see this coming. She has no game, and I

1:16:24.479 --> 1:16:27.840
<v Speaker 1>love it. I love them together. That so you would

1:16:27.840 --> 1:16:30.519
<v Speaker 1>make out with Adam? Who would you make out earlier?

1:16:30.560 --> 1:16:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Say Michael, But now I guess I take it back. Um,

1:16:33.880 --> 1:16:37.200
<v Speaker 1>So we also have we have Powdy Andrew, we have

1:16:38.000 --> 1:16:41.040
<v Speaker 1>we have Rodney. Andrew said nothing at the reunion, neither

1:16:41.120 --> 1:16:45.120
<v Speaker 1>did lace. Yeah cut them out. I'm sure they did,

1:16:45.200 --> 1:16:47.080
<v Speaker 1>and they just cut it for time. We've got pouty Andrew,

1:16:47.120 --> 1:16:51.000
<v Speaker 1>We've got and they remember they didn't like, oh you know, yeah,

1:16:51.040 --> 1:16:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Andrew is so I love Andrew. I do too, but

1:16:53.920 --> 1:16:56.920
<v Speaker 1>then I felt like he got really like he needs

1:16:56.960 --> 1:16:59.800
<v Speaker 1>to go through detox from from this franchip. That's the

1:16:59.880 --> 1:17:02.559
<v Speaker 1>the he had. He just had fatigue, he looks. That

1:17:02.720 --> 1:17:06.680
<v Speaker 1>is what happened. Yeah, but no, yeah, okay, I'll go

1:17:06.760 --> 1:17:08.760
<v Speaker 1>with Andrew. Then I'll switch from Michael to Andrew. All right,

1:17:08.960 --> 1:17:11.360
<v Speaker 1>he I really like him? Are you Victoria? Okay, I

1:17:11.439 --> 1:17:14.360
<v Speaker 1>got I got three for different reasons. Okay, here we go.

1:17:14.520 --> 1:17:18.599
<v Speaker 1>Number one. Um, okay, so my three girls are lies

1:17:18.680 --> 1:17:22.960
<v Speaker 1>of Victoria and Genevieve. Okay, okay, all three of them,

1:17:23.920 --> 1:17:29.559
<v Speaker 1>all three of them stunners opinion. Yeah, Victoria for sex,

1:17:30.400 --> 1:17:34.200
<v Speaker 1>sex the most Victoria. Yeah, it's like polygamy energy, I

1:17:34.200 --> 1:17:36.400
<v Speaker 1>think I probably. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not having them

1:17:36.400 --> 1:17:39.360
<v Speaker 1>at once. I'm just saying these are my categories. I

1:17:39.400 --> 1:17:41.960
<v Speaker 1>can't pick between him. I think it's a girlfriend. I

1:17:42.000 --> 1:17:45.280
<v Speaker 1>would be most drawn to Genevieve as a girlfriend. Okay,

1:17:45.560 --> 1:17:47.280
<v Speaker 1>and then I think that a lies is the girl

1:17:47.320 --> 1:17:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that would never date me because I'm a grub. Yes,

1:17:50.320 --> 1:17:54.519
<v Speaker 1>so I need to know what happens there that's not

1:17:54.560 --> 1:17:57.479
<v Speaker 1>happening in any dimension. She wouldn't she wouldn't get it

1:17:57.520 --> 1:17:59.519
<v Speaker 1>at all. She wouldn't get it. She wouldn't even be

1:17:59.560 --> 1:18:02.639
<v Speaker 1>like your fawn like, she wouldn't get it at all. Okay,

1:18:02.640 --> 1:18:08.679
<v Speaker 1>wait inside, that's offensive, and you sweat. I think I would.

1:18:08.840 --> 1:18:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I'm saying this, and I hate myself

1:18:12.360 --> 1:18:16.360
<v Speaker 1>for saying this because he fights. Mean, I think I

1:18:16.360 --> 1:18:19.360
<v Speaker 1>would pick Aaron. That's fine. I told you I felt

1:18:19.360 --> 1:18:21.479
<v Speaker 1>like I would be friends with Aaron, like he reminds

1:18:21.479 --> 1:18:25.000
<v Speaker 1>me of some of his friends within college. Would you

1:18:25.040 --> 1:18:26.760
<v Speaker 1>fix me up with? Who would you put me with?

1:18:27.160 --> 1:18:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Who would if you were gonna who would it be?

1:18:29.080 --> 1:18:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Other than Aaron? Rodney? Rodney? Are really gonna bone Rodney?

1:18:34.120 --> 1:18:38.639
<v Speaker 1>It's so cute? Why are you you going? Rodney locks Rodney?

1:18:38.680 --> 1:18:41.040
<v Speaker 1>But he's Rodney quint essentially good looking. I think he's

1:18:41.120 --> 1:18:44.479
<v Speaker 1>very cute. He's handsome. I don't want to bone Rodney. Yeah,

1:18:44.560 --> 1:18:46.720
<v Speaker 1>he's definitely handsome. But I'm also on like I would

1:18:47.720 --> 1:18:53.680
<v Speaker 1>dragonnaut Like. What about Justin? I feel like he was

1:18:53.720 --> 1:18:56.320
<v Speaker 1>the ship bag though I didn't like the way he

1:18:56.400 --> 1:18:59.519
<v Speaker 1>came back because you said that it was a ship

1:18:59.560 --> 1:19:01.880
<v Speaker 1>back you he said he was, Oh, yeah, he's a

1:19:01.920 --> 1:19:41.160
<v Speaker 1>ship you know, victorious. He's a bit like he's disgusting.

1:19:42.200 --> 1:19:45.439
<v Speaker 1>It's just disgusted, not even like a bastard, like a

1:19:45.439 --> 1:19:50.120
<v Speaker 1>ship bag, a bag of ship. He's a bag of ship,

1:19:52.640 --> 1:20:01.120
<v Speaker 1>this bag of ship. Crazy. Look at me, think, are

1:20:01.160 --> 1:20:12.280
<v Speaker 1>you crazy? All right, well, let me take a quick bread.

1:20:12.960 --> 1:20:20.760
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna land the plane. Oh my god, they did

1:20:20.840 --> 1:20:32.280
<v Speaker 1>not know, they did not, Oh yes they did. And

1:20:32.800 --> 1:20:37.040
<v Speaker 1>we're bad. All right, here we are. This is the

1:20:37.080 --> 1:20:39.519
<v Speaker 1>moment we've all been waiting for him. So let's back

1:20:39.600 --> 1:20:41.879
<v Speaker 1>up to when things were good for a hot second,

1:20:42.080 --> 1:20:44.880
<v Speaker 1>when a man and Capri pants met with Neil Lane

1:20:45.520 --> 1:20:51.200
<v Speaker 1>and uh, he's nervous, he's nervous, he's freaking out. But um, Victoria,

1:20:51.520 --> 1:20:54.760
<v Speaker 1>she's like, I've never been treated so good. I love you.

1:20:54.840 --> 1:20:56.240
<v Speaker 1>I can see a life with you. He's like, I

1:20:56.320 --> 1:20:59.760
<v Speaker 1>get scared, you know, um, that you're gonna need so

1:20:59.840 --> 1:21:03.479
<v Speaker 1>much more than I can give you. And then um,

1:21:03.520 --> 1:21:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and then he pulls her down to the beach and uh,

1:21:08.640 --> 1:21:14.480
<v Speaker 1>you know he's he's emotional and uh and he's like, Victoria,

1:21:14.960 --> 1:21:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I literally Victoria says to him, I literally can see

1:21:18.320 --> 1:21:21.679
<v Speaker 1>you as the father of my children. Um. And then

1:21:22.439 --> 1:21:26.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you know what um. I used to feel

1:21:26.040 --> 1:21:28.200
<v Speaker 1>like I was never good enough. I thought I'd never

1:21:28.240 --> 1:21:31.439
<v Speaker 1>deserve love. But his dad called him pork child. That's right,

1:21:31.479 --> 1:21:35.120
<v Speaker 1>because he's pork child, pork chop. Look, my dad called

1:21:35.120 --> 1:21:37.680
<v Speaker 1>me something like pork chop, and it builds character. So

1:21:37.760 --> 1:21:40.599
<v Speaker 1>he goes and I love you, and she's like, um,

1:21:40.680 --> 1:21:43.639
<v Speaker 1>You're everything. I never feel worried. I just love you.

1:21:43.960 --> 1:21:47.240
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Johnny, engagement is huge. He's like, I'm scared,

1:21:47.800 --> 1:21:50.680
<v Speaker 1>but um um, And then he goes, this is beforehand.

1:21:50.720 --> 1:21:52.680
<v Speaker 1>He's like, She's like, I'm man. He's like, well, I'm

1:21:52.680 --> 1:21:54.840
<v Speaker 1>not gonna say yes just because you want to say yes.

1:21:55.080 --> 1:21:57.120
<v Speaker 1>So you know that I have a choice. I I

1:21:57.360 --> 1:22:00.479
<v Speaker 1>say when I stay where? So then they come back

1:22:01.000 --> 1:22:03.160
<v Speaker 1>and oh, by the way, we got to see Romeo

1:22:03.280 --> 1:22:05.000
<v Speaker 1>in his face side. No, it was fun to see

1:22:05.080 --> 1:22:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Roneyo again. The hostage still together. They actively like they

1:22:09.840 --> 1:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>were still together. Didn't he say something like I wish

1:22:12.320 --> 1:22:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I had remember what exactly it was. But like he's like,

1:22:14.520 --> 1:22:17.160
<v Speaker 1>if I get engaged, then like I'm done in the world.

1:22:17.240 --> 1:22:19.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm done. I'm done getting Oh you know

1:22:19.200 --> 1:22:23.680
<v Speaker 1>what I realized. We didn't talk about Rodney Eliza and Justin.

1:22:23.920 --> 1:22:28.120
<v Speaker 1>She was like, made another mistake. Okay, that's a pen

1:22:28.240 --> 1:22:35.720
<v Speaker 1>for one hot second. And and Johnny just forgive just also,

1:22:35.840 --> 1:22:38.559
<v Speaker 1>and I was feeling so thirsty of like, I just

1:22:38.640 --> 1:22:41.439
<v Speaker 1>need to be in a successful couple for TikTok followers,

1:22:41.520 --> 1:22:44.120
<v Speaker 1>like it feels. I didn't believe that she wished she

1:22:44.200 --> 1:22:46.439
<v Speaker 1>was back with Rodney. I believe she knew that for

1:22:46.520 --> 1:22:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like social media engagement, it's a better narrative that the

1:22:49.160 --> 1:22:51.360
<v Speaker 1>world wanted her to be with Rodney. I didn't think

1:22:51.360 --> 1:22:53.559
<v Speaker 1>she wanted to be with Rodney. She's just like, oh,

1:22:53.640 --> 1:22:55.360
<v Speaker 1>America is mad at me, so I need to go

1:22:55.439 --> 1:22:58.360
<v Speaker 1>back to being with Rodney. Rodney's a bad boy now,

1:22:58.360 --> 1:23:00.519
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, well, she luck babe. I was proud

1:23:00.560 --> 1:23:03.040
<v Speaker 1>of him, and he was so sweet. It was also

1:23:03.080 --> 1:23:04.840
<v Speaker 1>when he was like, I said to you, I didn't

1:23:04.840 --> 1:23:06.200
<v Speaker 1>want you to go, but I didn't want to be

1:23:06.240 --> 1:23:08.600
<v Speaker 1>controlling IM want to be like a ship bag boyfriend

1:23:08.720 --> 1:23:11.880
<v Speaker 1>that whole person. Yeah, Like he was so sweet. They

1:23:11.920 --> 1:23:14.800
<v Speaker 1>should have made him bachelor. We love him. Maybe still,

1:23:14.880 --> 1:23:17.479
<v Speaker 1>there's a chance, I hope maybe. Yeah, but they did

1:23:17.560 --> 1:23:21.240
<v Speaker 1>make Italy but maybe in the next Yeah, fingers, come on,

1:23:21.360 --> 1:23:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Rodney happened to the guy with the hair that went

1:23:23.920 --> 1:23:26.559
<v Speaker 1>to the side who had the daughter. I thought he'd

1:23:26.600 --> 1:23:29.439
<v Speaker 1>land him paraly I don't know. He had a bit

1:23:29.439 --> 1:23:31.760
<v Speaker 1>of a controversy where like an ex called him out. Yeah,

1:23:32.040 --> 1:23:34.320
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. I don't know why I tried.

1:23:35.120 --> 1:23:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I would have liked night walking around the beach going

1:23:37.280 --> 1:23:40.600
<v Speaker 1>A real man doesn't kick sand like you always you

1:23:40.680 --> 1:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>always talking about real man. It's nice, you know. He

1:23:44.600 --> 1:23:46.080
<v Speaker 1>could have been a good bachelor. He would have been

1:23:46.080 --> 1:23:48.120
<v Speaker 1>a great bachelor. I don't know why they picked Zack.

1:23:48.439 --> 1:23:53.000
<v Speaker 1>It's because they're they want I also think it's like

1:23:53.120 --> 1:23:56.760
<v Speaker 1>white safe, like their fan base in the South. They're

1:23:56.800 --> 1:24:00.200
<v Speaker 1>like oo Nate where it's like a pearl joker and

1:24:00.400 --> 1:24:02.599
<v Speaker 1>like you know, and has it Like I think it's like,

1:24:03.000 --> 1:24:07.559
<v Speaker 1>let's go with the very bland white guy from Orange County.

1:24:07.840 --> 1:24:13.080
<v Speaker 1>So boring. Okay. So then um okay, So back to Victoria.

1:24:13.280 --> 1:24:16.840
<v Speaker 1>So then they go and um okay. So Johnny goes

1:24:16.880 --> 1:24:20.280
<v Speaker 1>to talk to um Neil Lane and he's like hot,

1:24:20.640 --> 1:24:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm Neil Lane. This is my mobile ring. Neil Lane

1:24:24.280 --> 1:24:27.360
<v Speaker 1>is always just hotting in the jungle in Mexico. He's

1:24:27.400 --> 1:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>ready to come out at any moment. He's waiting and

1:24:30.400 --> 1:24:33.880
<v Speaker 1>so then so then Victoria goes. Turned out, love is

1:24:33.880 --> 1:24:39.400
<v Speaker 1>not a checklist, it's a feeling. Okay, I thought it

1:24:39.439 --> 1:24:42.280
<v Speaker 1>was a checklist. It was a checklist. That's the only

1:24:42.280 --> 1:24:46.719
<v Speaker 1>way I could get up. Yeah, that's true. When she goes,

1:24:46.840 --> 1:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I've never felt so accepted. You are literally my best friend.

1:24:50.520 --> 1:24:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I am head over heels in love with you. And

1:24:53.120 --> 1:24:55.880
<v Speaker 1>then she goes fuck and he's like, I'm so scared.

1:24:56.000 --> 1:24:58.640
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I never feel confident about myself. And he

1:24:58.720 --> 1:25:00.920
<v Speaker 1>was sweet. He was like, I will have your back.

1:25:01.320 --> 1:25:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I will be there for you when you're sick. Um,

1:25:04.200 --> 1:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, every king has a powerful queen. You

1:25:07.040 --> 1:25:10.439
<v Speaker 1>are my queen, hands down. And then they were so

1:25:10.560 --> 1:25:14.920
<v Speaker 1>cute and they're like we're engaged. Cut to Greg Grip.

1:25:15.439 --> 1:25:20.240
<v Speaker 1>They're like, okay, we're gonna bring out Victoria. Fuck you bitches.

1:25:20.800 --> 1:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, keep the funk off of my man. Get

1:25:23.400 --> 1:25:28.000
<v Speaker 1>away from my man. But because she's broken up marriages,

1:25:28.240 --> 1:25:31.080
<v Speaker 1>because we're all trying to steal that white rapper. Yes,

1:25:31.960 --> 1:25:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Johnny was so stoic the last bit of it, like

1:25:35.080 --> 1:25:37.080
<v Speaker 1>yeah you. He hardly had a motion on his face.

1:25:37.120 --> 1:25:40.519
<v Speaker 1>He looked so terrified, but then when he was proposing, Yes,

1:25:40.680 --> 1:25:43.559
<v Speaker 1>I was so amazed at what a heart. It was

1:25:43.720 --> 1:25:49.479
<v Speaker 1>so sweet. Yes, I mean he was called pork chop.

1:25:49.600 --> 1:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean think about like whatever his male figure in

1:25:52.360 --> 1:25:53.960
<v Speaker 1>his life was, you know what I mean. So I'm

1:25:54.000 --> 1:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>sure it wasn't like you don't share your feel into

1:25:56.120 --> 1:25:57.680
<v Speaker 1>pork chop, Like what are you gonna you know what

1:25:57.680 --> 1:26:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like carrying on like a poke chop is

1:26:00.720 --> 1:26:05.920
<v Speaker 1>when someone's acting like a decade or something. I think

1:26:05.920 --> 1:26:07.599
<v Speaker 1>he was saying that because he would always say called

1:26:07.640 --> 1:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>him like chubby and stuff. Oh yeah, we do that

1:26:09.600 --> 1:26:11.920
<v Speaker 1>all the time us in Australia. We just walk around

1:26:11.920 --> 1:26:15.160
<v Speaker 1>and point at fat, pickle and luff. So it' that's

1:26:15.160 --> 1:26:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Australian Okay. So then um, so then they get engaged

1:26:20.920 --> 1:26:23.720
<v Speaker 1>and um and they come out they're like, well, we're

1:26:23.760 --> 1:26:25.960
<v Speaker 1>not good enough. He was out first. He's like I

1:26:25.960 --> 1:26:29.400
<v Speaker 1>started to feel not good enough. And then Victoria went

1:26:29.640 --> 1:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>parading around after Paradise um and we were fighting so much,

1:26:35.439 --> 1:26:37.519
<v Speaker 1>and and then so they come out of it was toxic.

1:26:37.680 --> 1:26:40.599
<v Speaker 1>She's like, great, that fits your narrative. And then he's

1:26:40.600 --> 1:26:42.599
<v Speaker 1>like I loved the breaking of the fourth wall. Yeah,

1:26:42.640 --> 1:26:44.840
<v Speaker 1>that fits the narrative. It's like, he goes, it's not

1:26:44.920 --> 1:26:47.320
<v Speaker 1>the narrative, it's what is out there. You cheated on

1:26:47.400 --> 1:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>me with Greg Grippa of Katy Season. And then she goes,

1:26:51.160 --> 1:26:55.559
<v Speaker 1>you call me a fucking cunt. I have an argument

1:26:55.600 --> 1:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>on this, right, you have argument, loves, You didn't pitted

1:27:00.040 --> 1:27:02.280
<v Speaker 1>him against the wall. You allowed to call each other

1:27:02.560 --> 1:27:04.559
<v Speaker 1>if you cheat on me, I'm allowed to go you're ant?

1:27:04.600 --> 1:27:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Did she said? Cunt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she said kind

1:27:07.320 --> 1:27:10.960
<v Speaker 1>But like if she was cheating with and there's footage,

1:27:11.600 --> 1:27:14.040
<v Speaker 1>surely in an argument you could say, oh, you're a cunt.

1:27:14.240 --> 1:27:17.599
<v Speaker 1>Like wrong about this? I mean, you know what I mean.

1:27:18.280 --> 1:27:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean she was acting like she felt like she

1:27:20.439 --> 1:27:22.680
<v Speaker 1>had that little ammunition points where she was going to go.

1:27:22.720 --> 1:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And then you did this, and then you said I

1:27:23.960 --> 1:27:26.519
<v Speaker 1>couldn't cook and clean and it was like and then

1:27:28.120 --> 1:27:30.400
<v Speaker 1>when you know, she goes, let you know what, I'm

1:27:30.400 --> 1:27:32.720
<v Speaker 1>cooking clean and he's what are you good? Like you

1:27:32.800 --> 1:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>have to hear intonation and arguments. You have to be

1:27:36.000 --> 1:27:37.880
<v Speaker 1>in the room. You can't just go. And then you

1:27:37.920 --> 1:27:40.200
<v Speaker 1>said this, You said that. It doesn't take away from

1:27:40.200 --> 1:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>the fact that she very clearly was cheating on it. Yes,

1:27:44.120 --> 1:27:48.080
<v Speaker 1>she very clearly was. If not, she was talking to

1:27:48.160 --> 1:27:50.519
<v Speaker 1>him from day one when she came out and talking

1:27:50.520 --> 1:27:53.120
<v Speaker 1>to him before she went in. Yeah, yeah, I was

1:27:53.160 --> 1:27:57.120
<v Speaker 1>talking to Greg before she Yeah, she said it. She

1:27:57.120 --> 1:27:59.439
<v Speaker 1>said we were speaking and but it was nothing and

1:27:59.479 --> 1:28:01.760
<v Speaker 1>then we went in and then but it's not clear

1:28:01.760 --> 1:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>to me when they started talking again and when they

1:28:04.360 --> 1:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>came out went to Rome. Yeah, those photos dropped on

1:28:09.120 --> 1:28:11.520
<v Speaker 1>like two or three weeks ago. So I don't even

1:28:11.720 --> 1:28:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Rome happen. Is he got money? What does he don't?

1:28:14.120 --> 1:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>No one knows how they say to not really like

1:28:17.120 --> 1:28:19.040
<v Speaker 1>they must know each other pretty well. I mean, maybe

1:28:19.080 --> 1:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>it is just a fun let's go to Rome for

1:28:20.640 --> 1:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>a first date, but like, I don't know, I think

1:28:23.200 --> 1:28:25.840
<v Speaker 1>something was going on, right. The theory was that no

1:28:25.880 --> 1:28:29.320
<v Speaker 1>one knew them in Rome and they wouldn't get his phone.

1:28:29.520 --> 1:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>But they did. Just come over to my house and

1:28:33.840 --> 1:28:35.880
<v Speaker 1>we'll want to tell you all some postmates and we'll

1:28:35.880 --> 1:28:37.519
<v Speaker 1>see if we like each other. You don't have your

1:28:37.520 --> 1:28:40.479
<v Speaker 1>first and that's not an invitation for sex. It's like

1:28:40.520 --> 1:28:44.120
<v Speaker 1>we're both minors, celebrities who don't want to get caught

1:28:44.200 --> 1:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>doing this. Right now, It's like, yeah, do it like

1:28:47.280 --> 1:28:50.760
<v Speaker 1>anyone else does a phase. Yeah. I felt so bad

1:28:50.880 --> 1:28:54.599
<v Speaker 1>for Johnny though, because they were just like when he

1:28:54.680 --> 1:29:07.400
<v Speaker 1>came out, they're all giggly and like that, oh my tattoo.

1:29:07.520 --> 1:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>And then she goes everyone already fucking hates us if

1:29:10.280 --> 1:29:12.760
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to, if they want to keep hating us,

1:29:12.800 --> 1:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck. Yeah we got tattoos. It

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<v Speaker 1>means high. I mean to it's but also like, yeah,

1:29:24.520 --> 1:29:27.960
<v Speaker 1>we know. I think it's like I think somebody could

1:29:27.960 --> 1:29:30.479
<v Speaker 1>be like I think you say chow for anything, but

1:29:32.040 --> 1:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>go both ways. So it was just like I can't

1:29:37.120 --> 1:29:40.800
<v Speaker 1>believe she hit. So she was such a wild card

1:29:40.840 --> 1:29:44.680
<v Speaker 1>on Pete's season, but then she behaved all season and

1:29:44.760 --> 1:29:47.760
<v Speaker 1>was sweet like if you're if you're kind of a

1:29:47.840 --> 1:29:52.439
<v Speaker 1>bad person, I can't believe she could behave for that.

1:29:52.760 --> 1:29:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she doesn't drink because like to be on camera

1:29:56.200 --> 1:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>being plied with drinks for that many weeks, to like

1:29:59.760 --> 1:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>be able to not let your true colors come out.

1:30:01.880 --> 1:30:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Because I actually got fooled. I was like, I really

1:30:04.280 --> 1:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>like Victoria. She's sweet. I think I thought I had

1:30:06.720 --> 1:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>a cha turnaround, Like you know what, maybe she show

1:30:10.000 --> 1:30:13.080
<v Speaker 1>herself she's changed, like maybe she's cool. She was sweet

1:30:13.080 --> 1:30:15.760
<v Speaker 1>with them. I was happy for them. And then it

1:30:15.760 --> 1:30:18.719
<v Speaker 1>turns out I can't believe you could behave that well

1:30:18.800 --> 1:30:20.600
<v Speaker 1>for that long if you're maybe not that nice of

1:30:20.600 --> 1:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>a person. She was very nice and like she and

1:30:23.640 --> 1:30:25.720
<v Speaker 1>like she would like comfort other people and like and

1:30:25.800 --> 1:30:28.479
<v Speaker 1>her points were validy and even be like, what's your job?

1:30:28.560 --> 1:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to do? I want to get

1:30:29.960 --> 1:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>married and that babies Like she actually asked real mature questions.

1:30:33.200 --> 1:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I was shocked she was able to keep it up

1:30:34.960 --> 1:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>for that long. It was weird. It was just unraveled. Yeah.

1:30:40.439 --> 1:30:42.680
<v Speaker 1>And then and I was sort of like, fuck you,

1:30:42.840 --> 1:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>fuck you fuck oh yeah, yeah we got that tattoos.

1:30:45.720 --> 1:30:48.799
<v Speaker 1>And then Tyler does She's like, shut the funk up, Tyler,

1:30:49.280 --> 1:30:52.080
<v Speaker 1>And then as why even come back on the show.

1:30:52.200 --> 1:30:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Just be off in your relationship? Why? Why did why

1:30:55.240 --> 1:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>was Greg there? It was goes through it? Why did

1:31:00.880 --> 1:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Johnny go through? Like she made some accusations that didn't

1:31:04.000 --> 1:31:07.680
<v Speaker 1>make him look there contractual obligation and Johnny did. He

1:31:07.800 --> 1:31:09.720
<v Speaker 1>was so sweet and you know when they were talking

1:31:09.720 --> 1:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot and he was like, I know

1:31:11.360 --> 1:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>you could have said more about her, but you didn't

1:31:13.040 --> 1:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>and that was like so nice. So Tyler and Johnny

1:31:15.520 --> 1:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>fighting in the parking lot was so exciting? Was that

1:31:18.200 --> 1:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>like CBS Radford? Where are we? What's Burbank? Right? I

1:31:21.720 --> 1:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>don't know? Can you ask your friend when they film it?

1:31:24.360 --> 1:31:26.479
<v Speaker 1>I think it's CBS Radford. I could be wrong, but

1:31:26.479 --> 1:31:29.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe it doesn't matter. I thought it was Warner Brothers.

1:31:29.000 --> 1:31:32.280
<v Speaker 1>But maybe I don't care. If it's in Bloody Phoenix

1:31:32.320 --> 1:31:35.719
<v Speaker 1>with going yeah, we're going, well, I'm willing to travel. Yeah,

1:31:35.720 --> 1:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>it salt like they I feel like we should have

1:31:38.320 --> 1:31:42.519
<v Speaker 1>like two shirts that like combined to make a matching statement.

1:31:42.760 --> 1:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you have to read them both together to be

1:31:45.360 --> 1:31:47.880
<v Speaker 1>like or it could be like I'm a Johnny, like

1:31:48.040 --> 1:31:52.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm a Serene or whatever. I like that. We need

1:31:52.400 --> 1:31:58.160
<v Speaker 1>to have a hashtag on it. We need meet me

1:31:58.200 --> 1:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>in the boom boom room. Yeah you can, you can.

1:32:01.800 --> 1:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>You can. You can have intiens his boom and on

1:32:03.960 --> 1:32:13.360
<v Speaker 1>that one that his booms will be boom boom room.

1:32:13.479 --> 1:32:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Um okay, So then, um that was really it. That

1:32:17.200 --> 1:32:21.479
<v Speaker 1>was really that was really it. I mean overall, how

1:32:21.520 --> 1:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>do you how did you think the season was? You

1:32:23.439 --> 1:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>loved it? Jem it? What did you like about the

1:32:26.520 --> 1:32:29.760
<v Speaker 1>executive you love you like when they actually ended up

1:32:29.760 --> 1:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>liking when they split up the Metal they tried to

1:32:32.720 --> 1:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>stir him up at every single moment. Yeah yeah, and

1:32:36.439 --> 1:32:38.800
<v Speaker 1>then they tried to do it is now your relationship

1:32:38.840 --> 1:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>is going to be tested, like we're helping you. Yeah,

1:32:42.200 --> 1:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>just sunk around. Um. How overall, how did you think

1:32:45.000 --> 1:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the season was, Katie? Um? I it was entertaining that

1:32:48.120 --> 1:32:49.720
<v Speaker 1>it was mean at times. Honestly, I thought it was

1:32:49.760 --> 1:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>too many episodes. Yeah, it could have been a little less.

1:32:52.160 --> 1:32:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I felt like they had to do a lot of filler. Um.

1:32:54.520 --> 1:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it created a few guess one cute

1:32:58.960 --> 1:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>couple at least Yelling Michaels and maybe maybe Jill and Tarziaye.

1:33:05.720 --> 1:33:09.519
<v Speaker 1>So I mean, overall it was entertaining. Dr Bbs. I

1:33:09.560 --> 1:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>loved it. I thought they had a great group of personalities,

1:33:12.880 --> 1:33:19.280
<v Speaker 1>like the Jill, the Genevieve, like yeah, the twins, the twins. Kay.

1:33:19.520 --> 1:33:23.639
<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was a spectacular season of Paradise. Okay, great, Kate,

1:33:23.680 --> 1:33:26.800
<v Speaker 1>did you enjoy it? I was okay, I wasn't going

1:33:26.880 --> 1:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>to go in. I didn't do that. I didn't your

1:33:30.000 --> 1:33:33.599
<v Speaker 1>first Paradise. Second, why didn't you do the last season,

1:33:34.320 --> 1:33:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do the two girls. Why why? It was

1:33:37.080 --> 1:33:40.280
<v Speaker 1>just like, you know, I think I'm done. Why Yeah,

1:33:40.320 --> 1:33:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't feel that interested anymore. It's a really

1:33:43.280 --> 1:33:46.639
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of time. And I was just like, okay, whatever.

1:33:46.960 --> 1:33:51.160
<v Speaker 1>And then I got a cold. It wasn't COVID a cold, yeah,

1:33:51.200 --> 1:33:53.280
<v Speaker 1>and I was like in bed and I was like,

1:33:53.320 --> 1:33:55.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, let me to see what's happening over there.

1:33:56.000 --> 1:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I assumed through like five episodes as soon as you

1:33:58.960 --> 1:34:01.479
<v Speaker 1>texted me, I, we've got to get her on. And

1:34:02.640 --> 1:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>the amount of joy this season I want. But I

1:34:08.120 --> 1:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>think I'm back in again. And also yeah, it's just

1:34:12.200 --> 1:34:16.280
<v Speaker 1>pure like it just makes me happy. I don't know why.

1:34:17.120 --> 1:34:22.519
<v Speaker 1>Now it seems like now we were saying personally that

1:34:23.160 --> 1:34:26.479
<v Speaker 1>it looks like Victoria's on the next season's coming in,

1:34:30.439 --> 1:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>She's hosting a date with greg or something. Um, okay,

1:34:33.439 --> 1:34:36.719
<v Speaker 1>we're going on. We're at two point two k reviews,

1:34:36.800 --> 1:34:38.439
<v Speaker 1>we're trying to get to two point three and this

1:34:38.479 --> 1:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>is the last Come on, don't let's just get this done.

1:34:44.000 --> 1:34:48.880
<v Speaker 1>We have we have two thousand reviews. We need make

1:34:48.920 --> 1:34:51.679
<v Speaker 1>your cousins that don't even listen if you're just bored

1:34:51.960 --> 1:34:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and you're you're just sick of listening to your aunt's

1:34:54.600 --> 1:34:57.400
<v Speaker 1>ranting about like how dumb it was to get a

1:34:58.000 --> 1:35:01.320
<v Speaker 1>bachelor's degree in humanities. Just like, go get drunk in

1:35:01.320 --> 1:35:03.360
<v Speaker 1>the basement with your fun cousins, make them log into

1:35:03.360 --> 1:35:05.599
<v Speaker 1>their Apple podcast and just give us a star. Here

1:35:05.640 --> 1:35:10.760
<v Speaker 1>we go, give us a stat Are you freaking because

1:35:10.800 --> 1:35:12.360
<v Speaker 1>we will go online and we'll read it and then

1:35:12.360 --> 1:35:14.080
<v Speaker 1>we'll make fun of you, and then we'll tell you

1:35:14.240 --> 1:35:17.720
<v Speaker 1>not to listen to us. Okay, here we go. Here's

1:35:17.720 --> 1:35:20.880
<v Speaker 1>another one. All right, here's one. Five stars from DK

1:35:21.040 --> 1:35:23.600
<v Speaker 1>are best part of the week. Guys. This podcast is

1:35:23.640 --> 1:35:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the only reason I will be watching the next season

1:35:25.439 --> 1:35:29.280
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor, when another impossibly beije man will start for

1:35:29.320 --> 1:35:31.880
<v Speaker 1>eight weeks surrounded by women who could do better. Arden

1:35:32.040 --> 1:35:35.320
<v Speaker 1>is one of the funniest people I've ever heard. Thank you,

1:35:35.920 --> 1:35:38.760
<v Speaker 1>evidenced by the hundreds of hours I have listened to

1:35:38.760 --> 1:35:40.800
<v Speaker 1>her and every single cast member and guests on the

1:35:40.840 --> 1:35:43.720
<v Speaker 1>show at the perfect balance between being genuinely secked into

1:35:43.720 --> 1:35:45.519
<v Speaker 1>the Bachelor of franchise and making fun of it. Love

1:35:45.520 --> 1:35:48.599
<v Speaker 1>it all. Thank you. Here's one more from more John

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<v Speaker 1>f five star Championship Nectar a smart, funny and thoughtful

1:35:53.720 --> 1:35:57.320
<v Speaker 1>podcast Who's fabulous host producers and talented guests and safely

1:35:57.360 --> 1:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>break down the dating acrobatics of the hot horny can

1:36:00.000 --> 1:36:02.679
<v Speaker 1>testants of the Bachelor franchise. The only reason I watched

1:36:02.680 --> 1:36:04.439
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor Bachelor in Paradise is so that I can

1:36:04.479 --> 1:36:06.720
<v Speaker 1>listen to Arden and Katie and their friends did dis

1:36:06.760 --> 1:36:11.439
<v Speaker 1>sacked each episode with humor and heart. Also, I want

1:36:11.479 --> 1:36:16.280
<v Speaker 1>to say I posted a photo. I posted a photo

1:36:16.400 --> 1:36:20.120
<v Speaker 1>from I went to a premiere and I posted a

1:36:20.120 --> 1:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>photo with trend Z. Trend Z has been getting a

1:36:23.680 --> 1:36:26.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of love people of trends has been getting a

1:36:26.400 --> 1:36:29.240
<v Speaker 1>lot of love on Instagram. I feel like our fans

1:36:29.280 --> 1:36:31.719
<v Speaker 1>are here for trend Zy. Fans are here for Trenz.

1:36:32.160 --> 1:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>If that fans are here for trinklushes Trendzy. Do you

1:36:37.040 --> 1:36:39.680
<v Speaker 1>want to say hi trend Z. It just came in

1:36:39.720 --> 1:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>for a second. You weren't here for most of the podcast.

1:36:41.439 --> 1:36:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to say Hi, Trendzy. Trend Z you

1:36:43.880 --> 1:36:48.800
<v Speaker 1>can get on this is this life? Hi Trent? Hello, Um,

1:36:49.160 --> 1:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Now you watched a little bit of the finale with me.

1:36:51.400 --> 1:36:55.439
<v Speaker 1>Was just the very final part. What did you think

1:36:55.560 --> 1:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>of the Shenanigans. So we have we have Serene Brandon.

1:37:00.439 --> 1:37:04.400
<v Speaker 1>You fell asleep though Mittens has decided that you're her boyfriend. Yeah,

1:37:04.400 --> 1:37:07.679
<v Speaker 1>Mitten's she cuddled me too hard when I went to sleep.

1:37:07.800 --> 1:37:09.880
<v Speaker 1>You literally it was like you got drugged like Brendan

1:37:09.920 --> 1:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>and Serene on the day bad. She's like a heating pad,

1:37:14.240 --> 1:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>she was. It was. I texted Dr Banana a photo

1:37:16.479 --> 1:37:18.639
<v Speaker 1>of you with with the girls, and I said, oh,

1:37:18.880 --> 1:37:22.040
<v Speaker 1>he's in because he's because you've not been a cat

1:37:22.080 --> 1:37:26.080
<v Speaker 1>guy before. I'm allergic to cats. But now I think

1:37:26.120 --> 1:37:30.679
<v Speaker 1>me being allergic was the perfect amount of distance I created.

1:37:30.760 --> 1:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>And then they're like, why is he not? Like that's

1:37:32.800 --> 1:37:37.120
<v Speaker 1>hard to I was playing hard to get biologically, and

1:37:37.120 --> 1:37:39.880
<v Speaker 1>then they're like, we're gonna We're gonna win that. It

1:37:39.920 --> 1:37:42.639
<v Speaker 1>was biologically, like why is this person not paying attention

1:37:42.640 --> 1:37:44.639
<v Speaker 1>to me? That's the one. And by the way, I've

1:37:44.640 --> 1:37:47.080
<v Speaker 1>been feeding them and like cleaning their litter box every

1:37:47.160 --> 1:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>day for years. Yeah, but they followed me around. Now

1:37:49.160 --> 1:37:52.559
<v Speaker 1>they follow you around now, which kind of like such bullshit. Well,

1:37:52.600 --> 1:37:57.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, and then usually I might have to start

1:37:57.040 --> 1:37:59.400
<v Speaker 1>digging them. Um, you got to read a pick up

1:37:59.479 --> 1:38:04.680
<v Speaker 1>artist book, you know what? I Corey's on it and

1:38:04.720 --> 1:38:06.720
<v Speaker 1>that guy is the king of Megan. You know what.

1:38:06.840 --> 1:38:09.760
<v Speaker 1>So Patrick Brewster actually bought me the game and sent

1:38:09.840 --> 1:38:13.560
<v Speaker 1>it to me, but I think I donated it. I

1:38:13.600 --> 1:38:16.759
<v Speaker 1>didn't read it, Like I did you read the book?

1:38:16.960 --> 1:38:23.080
<v Speaker 1>What book? The game? No? No, no I didn't. He's like,

1:38:23.120 --> 1:38:26.080
<v Speaker 1>how do you think I got to eat? He was like,

1:38:26.160 --> 1:38:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I would never go out with you. That was his

1:38:27.880 --> 1:38:34.880
<v Speaker 1>opening line. You're disgusting. I would never. Actually, I was like, sup,

1:38:35.240 --> 1:38:42.599
<v Speaker 1>are you single? Sorry? Sorry, I hate every woman? Oh

1:38:42.640 --> 1:38:45.080
<v Speaker 1>my god. I was like, we'll sign me up. And

1:38:45.120 --> 1:38:48.240
<v Speaker 1>then so you but you had quite Now what part

1:38:48.280 --> 1:38:50.759
<v Speaker 1>did you actually see last night? Did you see Johnny

1:38:50.760 --> 1:38:54.479
<v Speaker 1>and Victoria? I think I passed out when um Rodney

1:38:54.640 --> 1:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>stood up for himself. Oh yeah? Were you happy that

1:38:57.240 --> 1:39:00.559
<v Speaker 1>he did? Yeah? Of course he needed. I mean, come on,

1:39:00.840 --> 1:39:04.840
<v Speaker 1>that that was a clear you were you. I was

1:39:04.880 --> 1:39:08.360
<v Speaker 1>actually happy for you. Thought that that she just came

1:39:08.360 --> 1:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>back and she was like, I messed up. I will

1:39:09.840 --> 1:39:12.120
<v Speaker 1>flew to see him in Baltimore, but now I'm back.

1:39:12.160 --> 1:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>And you thought she was just thirsty for followers. Yeah, yeah,

1:39:15.280 --> 1:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly right. I don't know what I can in cancer.

1:39:17.479 --> 1:39:19.479
<v Speaker 1>You can say that. Okay, yeah, that's definitely She was like,

1:39:19.479 --> 1:39:21.840
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, this guy's out. I'm going to get this

1:39:21.880 --> 1:39:24.280
<v Speaker 1>guy now because I agree with you. Otherwise I'm going

1:39:24.320 --> 1:39:26.519
<v Speaker 1>to be irrelevant. I agree with you, and I didn't

1:39:26.560 --> 1:39:29.759
<v Speaker 1>like it. Um, here we go, you guys, we love Rodney.

1:39:29.840 --> 1:39:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I love Rodney. Now what you did have advice for

1:39:32.439 --> 1:39:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Rodney though, for how he could get more ladies? I didn't.

1:39:34.800 --> 1:39:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't have it. I mean, Rodney's obviously killing the game,

1:39:39.479 --> 1:39:42.439
<v Speaker 1>but you felt like he was too. I mean, you

1:39:42.479 --> 1:39:43.800
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be the guy. You don't want to

1:39:43.840 --> 1:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>be the guy that everybody loves as if if everybody's

1:39:47.160 --> 1:39:52.200
<v Speaker 1>rooting for you, I imagine in this world where there's

1:39:52.479 --> 1:39:57.479
<v Speaker 1>a lot of toxicity relationship wise, Um, being the cool,

1:39:57.640 --> 1:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>friendly guy is not the optimal strategy because you're too

1:40:01.120 --> 1:40:03.600
<v Speaker 1>much in the friend zone. You're and everybody's friends. Everybody's like,

1:40:03.640 --> 1:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>we love you, and it's like if you love me

1:40:05.200 --> 1:40:11.040
<v Speaker 1>so much then and then so that's an ye, well trendy.

1:40:11.120 --> 1:40:13.519
<v Speaker 1>What a joy it's been to watch this with you

1:40:13.760 --> 1:40:16.320
<v Speaker 1>and uh and thank you for thank you for this

1:40:16.479 --> 1:40:19.800
<v Speaker 1>coming saying hello, Okay, okay, here we go. This is

1:40:19.840 --> 1:40:21.519
<v Speaker 1>because nat he has to pick up a pie. All right,

1:40:21.520 --> 1:40:24.040
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, final thing. Okay, here's our Here's an

1:40:24.080 --> 1:40:27.960
<v Speaker 1>email that I loved says I just turned sixty five,

1:40:28.360 --> 1:40:31.600
<v Speaker 1>So that's the subject lines. This is so good, you

1:40:31.640 --> 1:40:34.280
<v Speaker 1>guys are gonna love it. I applied for Senior Bachelor.

1:40:34.680 --> 1:40:37.559
<v Speaker 1>It said over sixty five only and asked some pretty

1:40:37.560 --> 1:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>odd questions. And I'm pretty sure I already signed an

1:40:40.080 --> 1:40:43.639
<v Speaker 1>NDA so bleep better name, which I'm probably violating as

1:40:43.680 --> 1:40:46.360
<v Speaker 1>we speak. I definitely will not get a call back

1:40:46.400 --> 1:40:49.639
<v Speaker 1>because I am very average looking, have short hair, saggy titties,

1:40:49.880 --> 1:40:52.280
<v Speaker 1>and I missed dirty size twelve. But if they do

1:40:52.439 --> 1:40:54.920
<v Speaker 1>contact me and I have to go date some old geezer,

1:40:55.000 --> 1:40:58.240
<v Speaker 1>I am blaming you and my concern for Katie's well being.

1:40:58.760 --> 1:41:00.960
<v Speaker 1>They asked for pictures, and all my pictures are of

1:41:00.960 --> 1:41:04.120
<v Speaker 1>me extricating my granddaughter's yogurt covered hands for my hair.

1:41:04.479 --> 1:41:06.400
<v Speaker 1>The only one I had of my full body was

1:41:06.479 --> 1:41:08.880
<v Speaker 1>me in a Black Lives Matter T shirt, which is

1:41:08.920 --> 1:41:13.400
<v Speaker 1>probably disqualifying for a show centered around boomers. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hope for you are in ha ha ha x, so

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<v Speaker 1>we won't reveal their name. How great is that email?

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<v Speaker 1>We love you? Her initials or d S. We need

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<v Speaker 1>more of you and your grandparents to do this. DS.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the hottest one that we have. We thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for your service. Um, so exciting. Alright, back to tweet

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<v Speaker 1>of the week. All right, would you guys like to

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<v Speaker 1>do a tweet of the week? Um? You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a person that asked and we can do that?

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<v Speaker 1>That was like, hey Twitter, we're mad at Twitter and

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want to be on Twitter. So they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it okay if we email you? And so I

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<v Speaker 1>said yes, So for future, if people don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>support Twitter, you can email us by midnight and you

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<v Speaker 1>can be included like a list of tweets. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>got so we got someone so that we've included that.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted that because I again I I support that

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't want to support Twitter, so that we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to force you to do Twitter. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>their tweet of the week from Joe Joe Main. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I never in a million years thought I would want

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<v Speaker 1>to rewatch an episode of batstor in Paradise And then

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<v Speaker 1>well said these words clam jammed by Jill. Pretty smart.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very smart. I'm not gonna okay, here we go. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here's our here's our we have because it's

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<v Speaker 1>from two episodes, so there's quite a few to pick

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<v Speaker 1>crome Um okay, uh. This is from Rebecca at Elegant

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<v Speaker 1>Crop Top. I need to know more about that woman

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<v Speaker 1>in the audience who was so touched by Logan building

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<v Speaker 1>a business with his camera. That woman's gonna be you,

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<v Speaker 1>just like there was a woman who was so fucking

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<v Speaker 1>blown away. He came out here with a suitcase and

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<v Speaker 1>dream and oh my god, wait, can I just really

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<v Speaker 1>quickly say on his Instagram I discovered he was actually

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<v Speaker 1>a nightcrawler for a while that you know, like the

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<v Speaker 1>people who like go in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>and like take video footage for news stations in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie what is their name? They have a name after

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<v Speaker 1>always called I don't know, but it's a very intense

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<v Speaker 1>job and you see a lot of really terrifying things.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA alright, this is from Rebecca at Elegant Crop Top.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even about the car you drive or the

1:43:15.960 --> 1:43:18.559
<v Speaker 1>gym you go to. Those were just symbolic of deeper

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<v Speaker 1>things that I was feeling, which was money. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have enough money. Okay, then we have um uh. This

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<v Speaker 1>is from uh Nikki Lameshka at m Lameshka. It took

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of seasons, but Tyler's convo with Johnny and

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<v Speaker 1>the Alley finally proved he is from the Jersey shore.

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<v Speaker 1>That did feel very Jersey. Come bro, you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>need her. Okay. This is This is from Elo Tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>at Elo Tattoo. So you're telling me serial homewrecker, multiple

1:43:53.800 --> 1:43:58.280
<v Speaker 1>batched contestant dating White Lives Matters model Victoria lie to

1:43:58.360 --> 1:44:01.559
<v Speaker 1>Johnny on National TV about cheating with Grippo and then

1:44:01.680 --> 1:44:05.599
<v Speaker 1>shrieked defensively at the audience and Jesse Palmer, I'm shocked.

1:44:06.600 --> 1:44:09.920
<v Speaker 1>This is from gene at Aunt Gayles. Never forget that

1:44:10.000 --> 1:44:13.200
<v Speaker 1>this guy was the hottest commodity on the beach. Look

1:44:13.240 --> 1:44:20.439
<v Speaker 1>at the photogan put logan, look at look at him.

1:44:20.520 --> 1:44:25.599
<v Speaker 1>He was like four women wanted that guy. Um um.

1:44:25.760 --> 1:44:29.040
<v Speaker 1>This is from Ginet aunt Gayle's Victoria telling Tyler to

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<v Speaker 1>shut the funk up? Was the boss bitch move Kate

1:44:32.280 --> 1:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>thought she was making at this Rose ceremony. That's true,

1:44:35.439 --> 1:44:38.080
<v Speaker 1>that was a bustice moves. This is from a Diana

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<v Speaker 1>Skews at Six Gables bags Victoria and Serene shop on

1:44:41.880 --> 1:44:45.839
<v Speaker 1>opposite sides of White House Black Market. That's what you mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, there, you go. You notice that my

1:44:48.360 --> 1:44:51.880
<v Speaker 1>wife noticed that not took credit than This is from

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<v Speaker 1>gene at on Gayle's Johnny definitely wrote his vows as

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<v Speaker 1>a rap. Um. Okay, this is um. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>Prime Minister Alexis at ABC Madson Bold of Johnny to

1:45:05.479 --> 1:45:09.639
<v Speaker 1>propose in those pants. Yeah yeah, um. This is also

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<v Speaker 1>from Gina on Gayle's Kate logan. I don't hate you

1:45:13.040 --> 1:45:16.720
<v Speaker 1>because you're poor. You're poor because I hate you. I

1:45:16.720 --> 1:45:18.799
<v Speaker 1>don't know what it means, but I liked it. Alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Final final two about logan Linda at Contact find logan

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<v Speaker 1>looks like an American playing a British actor. Is yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is from Gina on Gayle's logan. Definitely googled

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<v Speaker 1>how to dress Rich backstage? Most of me the final

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<v Speaker 1>two alright, So here in the final two, it's either

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<v Speaker 1>Jane at On Gail's logan definitely googled how to dress

1:45:50.439 --> 1:45:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Rich backstage or Linday at Contact finds logan looks like

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<v Speaker 1>an American playing a British actor. Okay, Kate British actor.

1:46:01.520 --> 1:46:05.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go British British actor. Oh my god, do

1:46:05.520 --> 1:46:08.959
<v Speaker 1>you want yourself asleep crowd? Logan looks like an American

1:46:09.000 --> 1:46:12.519
<v Speaker 1>playing a British actor, even unless you're mailing address to

1:46:12.560 --> 1:46:14.479
<v Speaker 1>get your sleep crowd? Did you get a sleep crown?

1:46:15.720 --> 1:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>How is it? I haven't used it yet? What I

1:46:18.160 --> 1:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>haven't been traveling? You got the travel pillow? Did you

1:46:20.920 --> 1:46:24.479
<v Speaker 1>take home? Did you did you touch it? I've only

1:46:24.520 --> 1:46:29.519
<v Speaker 1>just know you've touched it. It's soft soft, I can't.

1:46:29.560 --> 1:46:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I need you to try. I'll try it. I'll report

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<v Speaker 1>back to you today. Will you I need that you

1:46:35.920 --> 1:46:37.840
<v Speaker 1>won't be the ship bag that we all thought that

1:46:37.960 --> 1:46:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you are. Um, oh my god, what a season? What

1:46:42.640 --> 1:46:45.160
<v Speaker 1>a season, Jim Jefferies, what a joy? What would you

1:46:45.160 --> 1:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like to promote your going on tours? I'm cheering Asia

1:46:49.240 --> 1:46:54.640
<v Speaker 1>and Britain and Europe. So if the next thing is

1:46:54.640 --> 1:46:57.439
<v Speaker 1>that if all the Asian people who are listening to

1:46:57.439 --> 1:47:00.320
<v Speaker 1>this podcast about American bachelory have I think I think

1:47:00.320 --> 1:47:02.439
<v Speaker 1>we have some people in Europe, and my crap, we

1:47:02.520 --> 1:47:04.439
<v Speaker 1>are people around I just got a Jim Jeffrey still

1:47:04.439 --> 1:47:07.840
<v Speaker 1>come are we doing gigs someway? That's so fun Kate mccouchee,

1:47:07.880 --> 1:47:10.400
<v Speaker 1>what would you like to promote for the holiday season.

1:47:10.560 --> 1:47:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I did an episode of Garmel del Toro's new show,

1:47:13.439 --> 1:47:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Cabinet of Curiosity, and my episode is called The Outside.

1:47:17.160 --> 1:47:20.679
<v Speaker 1>It's a Christmas episode. I play a woman who wants

1:47:20.720 --> 1:47:22.559
<v Speaker 1>to be beautiful and puts all her hope in a

1:47:22.560 --> 1:47:26.280
<v Speaker 1>beauty cream and then things get a little crazy. It's

1:47:26.320 --> 1:47:30.920
<v Speaker 1>really really fun. Check it out. That is so fun.

1:47:30.960 --> 1:47:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Where did you film it in Toronto? Was it fun?

1:47:33.560 --> 1:47:37.920
<v Speaker 1>So much fun? How long were you there? For? Six weeks?

1:47:39.040 --> 1:47:42.479
<v Speaker 1>And I love episode? Kid here and I went because

1:47:42.520 --> 1:47:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't I was in every scene that there's no

1:47:44.479 --> 1:47:46.519
<v Speaker 1>time to hang why would I bring him? And also

1:47:46.560 --> 1:47:50.599
<v Speaker 1>with COVID and stuff, so I was free and it

1:47:50.640 --> 1:47:53.559
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, it's so and it's crazy because

1:47:53.560 --> 1:47:56.280
<v Speaker 1>I was working sixteen nowadays some days, but it was

1:47:56.400 --> 1:48:00.400
<v Speaker 1>just like a vacation and honestly to one of the

1:48:00.400 --> 1:48:03.120
<v Speaker 1>most fun jobs I've ever had. Um So, yeah, check

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<v Speaker 1>it out. That's so cool. You know he didn't direct it,

1:48:07.200 --> 1:48:09.040
<v Speaker 1>he produced it and I worked with all of his team.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm this amazing woman on a lily. I'm afore

1:48:11.040 --> 1:48:12.639
<v Speaker 1>she did a girl walks one at night. I don't

1:48:12.640 --> 1:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>know you've seen that movie. She's so cool. And then

1:48:15.920 --> 1:48:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Martin Queen Persian Queen up top. I know all my

1:48:19.680 --> 1:48:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Persian queens. Yeah, she's She's so cool. And then Martin

1:48:22.200 --> 1:48:29.160
<v Speaker 1>star plays my husband and Dan Stevens uh Steve Well.

1:48:29.200 --> 1:48:31.760
<v Speaker 1>And as we mentioned at the very very top of

1:48:31.800 --> 1:48:36.479
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, don't forget that we are doing our live show.

1:48:36.760 --> 1:48:39.799
<v Speaker 1>We are as as you as just a reminder book ending.

1:48:40.080 --> 1:48:45.240
<v Speaker 1>We're doing our live show at a Dynasty typewriter December night,

1:48:45.360 --> 1:48:47.519
<v Speaker 1>the night before my birthday is a birthday Bachelor's in't

1:48:47.720 --> 1:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>fully improvised season of The Bachelor, where somebody is going,

1:48:51.920 --> 1:48:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get engaged again on stage? Will it

1:48:55.120 --> 1:48:58.360
<v Speaker 1>be Dracula, will be Brian Sofie, Aaron Foley? Is it

1:48:58.360 --> 1:49:00.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna be? Is it going to be? I don't know

1:49:00.120 --> 1:49:03.120
<v Speaker 1>who's who's gonna win my heart this year? Well we

1:49:03.120 --> 1:49:05.680
<v Speaker 1>can only wait and find out. Sure come, But you

1:49:05.720 --> 1:49:07.960
<v Speaker 1>can also get your tickets from moment House. You can

1:49:07.960 --> 1:49:10.559
<v Speaker 1>watch worldwide. We're gonna live stream and it's gonna be

1:49:10.640 --> 1:49:12.720
<v Speaker 1>up for five days. You can get if you do

1:49:12.760 --> 1:49:15.360
<v Speaker 1>the moment House. You can also buy our our party

1:49:15.439 --> 1:49:19.160
<v Speaker 1>champ Merch that our Queen has designed for us. And

1:49:19.280 --> 1:49:23.160
<v Speaker 1>also we're gonna be at Sketch Fest h January twenty nine.

1:49:23.200 --> 1:49:25.160
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be there. I believe Doug Benson, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie bb Is. That season will premiere that week. Oh

1:49:30.160 --> 1:49:32.880
<v Speaker 1>my god, it'll be a party. It'll be such a party.

1:49:32.880 --> 1:49:34.920
<v Speaker 1>So get tickets to that. And then Anna and I

1:49:34.960 --> 1:49:37.519
<v Speaker 1>are doing Winterhouse, but I think we might have to

1:49:37.560 --> 1:49:39.880
<v Speaker 1>take a pause and do that. Winterhouse is not that

1:49:39.960 --> 1:49:42.000
<v Speaker 1>long of a season, all right, so do Okay, So

1:49:42.040 --> 1:49:43.960
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do Winterhouse, and then we're gonna go right

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<v Speaker 1>into so your DVRs and record whatever the freaking what

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<v Speaker 1>is it called screwed back Back in the Grooves. We're

1:49:51.479 --> 1:49:53.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna screw back. We're gonna do Back in the Groove.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be right after Winter House. So you can join

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<v Speaker 1>us on Patreon. All of that is on Rose Podcast,

1:49:58.760 --> 1:50:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Dot Vodka tickets, all of that. You guys, Katie Levine,

1:50:03.960 --> 1:50:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Dr Banana, thank you for all of your service this season.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you like to promote? As always, please adopt

1:50:10.120 --> 1:50:13.280
<v Speaker 1>your foster an animal from your local shelter. Seriously, the

1:50:13.320 --> 1:50:15.479
<v Speaker 1>shelters are very, very full, especially here in the Los

1:50:15.520 --> 1:50:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Angeles area. If you want a foster, you can follow

1:50:18.080 --> 1:50:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Foster for Life l A on Instagram and you can

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<v Speaker 1>find out find out about great dogs that need homes.

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<v Speaker 1>But also if you can't, if you can't adopt your foster,

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<v Speaker 1>like consider donating or donating like blankets, especially in LA

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<v Speaker 1>that all the shelters are outside and it's cold in

1:50:30.320 --> 1:50:33.800
<v Speaker 1>that at night, and so you know, shelters and there

1:50:33.840 --> 1:50:37.679
<v Speaker 1>after the outside and they always need blankets. Oh my god,

1:50:39.080 --> 1:50:41.439
<v Speaker 1>that's heartbreak now, So if you want to just buy

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<v Speaker 1>blankets and bring it to your local shelter, even that helps. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it, Katie, Thank you said, And

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<v Speaker 1>then we'll be back. We'll be back. So we're also

1:50:53.200 --> 1:50:55.840
<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna we're not airing the episodes. If you're

1:50:56.160 --> 1:51:00.400
<v Speaker 1>watching live, show is going to be strictly live, so person,

1:51:00.439 --> 1:51:02.240
<v Speaker 1>don't make me get my real estate license. And it's

1:51:02.240 --> 1:51:04.720
<v Speaker 1>an exclusive experience. It's an exclusive experience. And then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back at the end of January. Have a happy

1:51:06.680 --> 1:51:13.320
<v Speaker 1>holiday everybody. Bye. Oh yeah, I want to get all

1:51:13.680 --> 1:51:18.720
<v Speaker 1>up in your tonight. I feels so good. I just

1:51:18.760 --> 1:51:42.400
<v Speaker 1>got a wonder to question figure where your words word

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