Speaker 1: Hello before we start the podcast. You guys, don't forget
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Speaker 1: here we go. Welcome to Will You Accept the Throws?
Speaker 1: A production of I Heart Radio? What a dream team?
Speaker 1: What a dream team? Landing the Plane of Paradise. That
Speaker 1: should have landed in September around Labor Day. At Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: it did feel weird to watch people bowning. Not nobody
Speaker 1: wants the boom boom room. Not one couple I was
Speaker 1: going to ask just didn't show. No. Dr Kira was
Speaker 1: like flinking around, No no takers, and then Shane tried
Speaker 1: to go with Tyler and then got cock block by Jill.
Speaker 1: I actually googled boom Boom Room Bachelor two thousand twenty two,
Speaker 1: and nobody was curious. Nobody used it. Hello, and welcome
Speaker 1: to the finale episode of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: Not even for a wink now and went there for
Speaker 1: a wink, I mean maybe a p a wink in
Speaker 1: your room because but but there's so many people. There's
Speaker 1: so many people. You're making out on the beach all days.
Speaker 1: You can go in the showers, Hello wasting water. I'm
Speaker 1: an environmentalist, you know, I'm the man to my writer,
Speaker 1: Is it really? Really? He's very activist and environmentalism. He
Speaker 1: is never going to wink in a shower. He's only
Speaker 1: going to wank on dry land. This is a nice
Speaker 1: same Plight company. But I had a sector me days ago,
Speaker 1: so I congratulated. Thank you, very very very proud, very proud,
Speaker 1: and I was very excited about this in the birth
Speaker 1: of the children, to be honest, but I've had this
Speaker 1: and now I have to count my winks. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Because I have to after thirty I have to empty
Speaker 1: and make sure there's nothing they've did it. I've got
Speaker 1: in where some active sperm still stays and you have
Speaker 1: to clear that out. And so after thirty you've got
Speaker 1: to bring in a sample. So they say the first sector,
Speaker 1: me would what number? I don't want to know number.
Speaker 1: I take it back at do not want to not?
Speaker 1: We think I got a note section in my phone
Speaker 1: and I finished clean myself up counting steps. You're counting
Speaker 1: your ways. I know a guy who got a sex
Speaker 1: to me and got his wife pregnant afterwards because he
Speaker 1: didn't follow through with that too quick and she still
Speaker 1: got pregnant. You gotta do you, you gotta get your
Speaker 1: steps in. Well, you know this man as the man
Speaker 1: who's counting his wings and his phone. He's an environmentalist,
Speaker 1: he said numerous comedy specials. He was the creator and
Speaker 1: star Legit. We are obsessed with I feel like when
Speaker 1: he comes on me and Dr Branana and Katie, just
Speaker 1: sit and giggle the entire like, no matter what. Literally,
Speaker 1: he could say anything. Really, we love him. Jim Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Jef Jeffrey. It's terrified. We don't want you to take
Speaker 1: us to a secondary location, but we like having you
Speaker 1: here with us. Is a woman who's never done this
Speaker 1: with us in person. I can't believe I'm here. What
Speaker 1: do you think of the bougie garage? I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the wallpaper. It feels so good. Touch the wall.
Speaker 1: It's that wallpaper. It's upholstery, it's upholstered. It soundproof it
Speaker 1: sound proofing. This woman is half of the comedy duo
Speaker 1: Garfla notes. You know her from the Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1: You know her from Scooby Do you know her from Scrubs?
Speaker 1: You know her from being such just a g D delight,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, our friend Kate much. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to be here, thanks for having Oh my god, could
Speaker 1: not be more excited to discuss the last two nights
Speaker 1: with you, also with us people without home. This could
Speaker 1: happen the wind beneath my wings. A woman in bougie Kashmir, Honey,
Speaker 1: she is my sister wife, my friend my aunt, my
Speaker 1: business partner, my my my niece, my as. She's also
Speaker 1: my dentist, my, she's also my surgeon, she's my lawyer.
Speaker 1: Doctor Anna Hannah Montana, Arianna Danna, Dr Banana Rosanna Rosanna
Speaker 1: Danna Mitten's Marine. Who's hello, Dr Brananna. Thank you, Dr Branana.
Speaker 1: It's so nice to see look very expensive today. You
Speaker 1: look very touch or touch her case? Actually doesn't she
Speaker 1: look expensive? It feels expensive. She's very expensive. Animals that lamb,
Speaker 1: it's a yeah, like a it's like a llama. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's great question. He's an environmentalist,
Speaker 1: he's a he's a great question also with us. We
Speaker 1: love her, you know her, she Greenless Green, the pilot
Speaker 1: and straight to series for the show forty eight thousand
Speaker 1: years ago, Little Thing. We know the journey we would
Speaker 1: go on. Our friend Katy Levie, I have a question.
Speaker 1: Cashmere is woolf from goats? Good question, Yes, very fancy goats.
Speaker 1: Now it's fancy now here we are. How did it
Speaker 1: feel watching Paradise near Thanksgiving in November? Did it feel right?
Speaker 1: He's got me something to be thankful for? You always
Speaker 1: thinking what am I going to bloody say I can't
Speaker 1: to my family be a lie. This year, I'll be
Speaker 1: able to go the Bachelor Paradise because I was never
Speaker 1: a paradise person before this. You like, I love this season. Okay,
Speaker 1: is your first paradise. I've watched a lot of paradise,
Speaker 1: but I've always like the organic, the original Bachelor experience.
Speaker 1: But this one the factory that the producers did in
Speaker 1: every single Like it's like they all sat in an
Speaker 1: office and they went, everyone seems to be happy right now,
Speaker 1: all right, let him up everything, let him put him
Speaker 1: in a different Yeah. At the end of this episode,
Speaker 1: like that was the vows they gave to each other,
Speaker 1: say you are my best friend. That this that that
Speaker 1: that I didn't even do that, go to my wedding,
Speaker 1: like and I have professional talk and I was always
Speaker 1: And then and then he rocks up with his rocks
Speaker 1: up with what he called his book. He goes, I
Speaker 1: rocked up with my book. It was a fucking Bobby
Speaker 1: calling it your little book with a little book. And
Speaker 1: so so he came out and then when we can
Speaker 1: get you married right now, and it's like, why are
Speaker 1: you fucking with it? They just had a nice moment yeah,
Speaker 1: moment make and make a difficult decision that give them trouble.
Speaker 1: Already sweating, I mean Victoria, sexy Victoria before before Greg
Speaker 1: Grippo Gate, even sexy Victoria had undertit sweat. You know,
Speaker 1: it was hot. That's the same as when you get
Speaker 1: like perspiration on the side of a bit of tup away.
Speaker 1: That's right now. You you were mad at her now
Speaker 1: because she's now that she's shown because we were saying
Speaker 1: she was sweet all season. We were saying pre game
Speaker 1: in the yard that she was sweet all season, and
Speaker 1: she that she revealed that she is still the same Victoria,
Speaker 1: and you're you're more attracted to her than ever season.
Speaker 1: She was manipulative and did the whole I can't do this.
Speaker 1: I'm not fashionable like these other girls, and like she's
Speaker 1: so that girl. Yeah, it's nothing wrong with me. I'm
Speaker 1: very attracted to her, but she's she's mental. She'll burn
Speaker 1: your house down, Victoria. Yes, but it's worth it might
Speaker 1: be worth it in the short term, never in the
Speaker 1: long never, in the long never, you know, she yeah,
Speaker 1: she uh, you know what happened. She went back to
Speaker 1: Johnny's house, right, she left, like I'm in love I'm
Speaker 1: in love and then came back and win. So this
Speaker 1: is how you live, is it? She was questioning with
Speaker 1: Johnny before with the other guy, like he's established Alex, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she was more into Johnny, so she went all
Speaker 1: following my heart and then when when you know, the
Speaker 1: rabbi hit the road and she saw it and she went,
Speaker 1: and what do you do? Each garden or whatever it is?
Speaker 1: It is in Florida, but it's like a weird name.
Speaker 1: It's like Palm Beach Garden something something, Palm something garden.
Speaker 1: And then I think he's like technically a real estate agent,
Speaker 1: but like maybe not because they put like fake yeah,
Speaker 1: I take just put people's ambitions up, like Taza and
Speaker 1: turns out he's an uber driver and he was a
Speaker 1: mortgage broadcast. Yeah, yeah, that's right. But did you feel that? Uh,
Speaker 1: Johnny and Victoria they kind of just kind of they
Speaker 1: kept saying, Okay, yeah, next step, Sure, we'll keep going,
Speaker 1: We'll keep going all the way to engagement. Like I
Speaker 1: never really got that. They were like totally Uh, they
Speaker 1: just kind of kept surviving. Eve never sold them really
Speaker 1: enjoy each other's company, not like Brandon Serene, like they
Speaker 1: Brandon at serene though. I mean, they're so sweet, they're
Speaker 1: so cute. They always feel vaguely like somebody's drugged the
Speaker 1: air in the room where it's like ah, like it's
Speaker 1: so sleepy when you're not that hot, Like what do
Speaker 1: you do in air conditioning? What happened? Just gonna. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be anywhere with you, And if you're
Speaker 1: not there, then I'm not here trying. Here we go.
Speaker 1: We're backing up, sweet, We're backing up to Monday Night.
Speaker 1: We're Wells Wells gave us a full recap. They really
Speaker 1: let Wells. I feel like I felt bad for Wells
Speaker 1: on the set last night, because he should be Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 1: He should be hosting. It should be well Well's got
Speaker 1: the best job in television. He gets the bartend and
Speaker 1: then he does the show about pizza dough. He's got
Speaker 1: the career. They didn't utilize him enough this season, but
Speaker 1: then they let him to sort of comedy sketches. That's true,
Speaker 1: but like I like seeing him talk to the contestants.
Speaker 1: I like seeing him to me too. I need to
Speaker 1: know if he stood that whole time during that re
Speaker 1: that's not okay. So we're here, we are everybody's freaking out.
Speaker 1: Mara Nera decides leaving, but she's leaving, poor Mara. They
Speaker 1: screwed Mara, right like we used to joke about Maerica's
Speaker 1: Mara is like, you're all day. She's like, she's an
Speaker 1: Italian love her. Yea, she's just the coolest. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: a good sport ship. They throw her under the end
Speaker 1: of the bloody thing. She gets one of the twins
Speaker 1: a buddy date with right like, and the twins they're
Speaker 1: all going back to the twins exit where he's like,
Speaker 1: not a man, not a man because I live with
Speaker 1: my mom and I do TikTok. He starts listening reasons
Speaker 1: he's not a grown man because you know, I want
Speaker 1: to be a professional gamer. And then at the end
Speaker 1: they get like this anyway, screw her. We're going on
Speaker 1: home for Sunday sauce. Yeah. And also he said, just
Speaker 1: because I'm family oriented. I think he said something father said,
Speaker 1: You'll be more. You're more of a man than she'll
Speaker 1: ever You're more of a man was the best. There's
Speaker 1: like Joey and Justin or whatever their names. Never even
Speaker 1: knew there what al was joe Yoe It's Justin and Joey.
Speaker 1: You know it's not Justin. There's Joey and something. But
Speaker 1: I love your Morgan Man. By the way, side note,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you my highlight of the entire four
Speaker 1: hour and it takes me seventy eight hours to write
Speaker 1: it out, was the ad for the Cougar show. That's
Speaker 1: like like back in the Groove where it was like
Speaker 1: the two Funny. I'm looking forward to the Elderly Bachelor.
Speaker 1: They won't get a new thing like that every year,
Speaker 1: but I need this show back in the grove. Should
Speaker 1: I want that, we're gonna watch. I just want an
Speaker 1: old sort of bigoted fellow who doesn't And then you
Speaker 1: can't bloody you say anything anyone than they proceed to
Speaker 1: see you whatever they want, that's gonna happen with and
Speaker 1: they'll be cat going, and they'll be a old woman
Speaker 1: who enjoys the cat cling cause she grew up in that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to be good weight the better. I want
Speaker 1: them close to day. I want them in zero fox
Speaker 1: zone the last five years. That's that's it. When they
Speaker 1: when there's when all of the like um like the
Speaker 1: shock absorbers of like polite society have worn off and
Speaker 1: they just say whatever called somebody. Like nursing homes are
Speaker 1: like big std sort of situation because as soon as
Speaker 1: a man loses his wife, he's like the hottest commodity nursing.
Speaker 1: My grandma died first, and every woman showed up with
Speaker 1: a pie, her friends, her friends line up casting all dishes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a real thing. It's like they're flaring their hind quarters.
Speaker 1: Just need to go to a nursing. Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen the documentary Some Kind of Heaven on Hulu? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did in Florida, Florida. I saw that. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw that. I saw that. That was sad okay,
Speaker 1: But I wanted to say that they've been advertising that
Speaker 1: for years and now there's one, three of one in
Speaker 1: their forties and all these guys in their twenties, and
Speaker 1: they said four years they looked more of the Cougar show. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm big here for it. And the guys are on
Speaker 1: their twenties. I'm here for We're gonna, We're gonna do
Speaker 1: this on Patreon, did you we have to do to
Speaker 1: pause Winterhouse and do that? Immediately? There was a show
Speaker 1: on HBO that was parents Kids put their divorced parents
Speaker 1: in the house and they all to live together to
Speaker 1: try to date. But the kids were like pulling the
Speaker 1: strings of like, oh hey, like let's get these two
Speaker 1: to talks that they would like kind of liked. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was, it was interesting. It was kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great. It doesn't feel trashy enough. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So Mara's leaving Paradise is coming out in the way
Speaker 1: she was classic there's no one here for me, Like
Speaker 1: Mara is going to meet someone at some type of Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a good woman, she'll make you a meatball, like
Speaker 1: like I thought. Actually for the first I'm I didn't.
Speaker 1: I found her slightly sexy when she went on that
Speaker 1: dike and I was like, and she looked like she
Speaker 1: kissed her, because that's my thing with bachelor contestants. Don't
Speaker 1: you kiss Remember the guy that dressed up as a
Speaker 1: cat that time, he couldn't kiss him? That's right, he was.
Speaker 1: He got kind of far with Katie. Yeah, but his
Speaker 1: kissing was like his kissing was disgusting, Like it was
Speaker 1: like it was crazy. She didn't want to hump him
Speaker 1: once he was out of the cat suit. It was
Speaker 1: only in the cat suit. You know, I couldn't help
Speaker 1: but think about what these people are doing for Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: when I was watching the shows. I also really do
Speaker 1: love like just the holiday itself. And I just really
Speaker 1: hope that Morrow is having a great Thanksgiving, like a
Speaker 1: really you know, nice family around her, maybe a you know,
Speaker 1: a crush or a new bow. And I hope it's
Speaker 1: going great. For she's hot enough that people are going
Speaker 1: to be damning her, and she has she should dake
Speaker 1: meat ball, by the way, she should take me ball.
Speaker 1: She well, I feel like she's gonna look hot for
Speaker 1: a long time. That's you couldn't say that about any
Speaker 1: other rights. You see a couple of Italian Americans. She's
Speaker 1: not Italian. She she's not Italian. Mariner is not Italian,
Speaker 1: she's Porto Rican. They have both been on the beach
Speaker 1: and they need to keep talking, and then people could
Speaker 1: have potentially worked. Okay, okay, here we go, get it.
Speaker 1: Here we are. So they're leaving um and so Genevieve
Speaker 1: is very annoyed because there's going to be a canceling
Speaker 1: of the cocktail party. And Aaron is walking in front
Speaker 1: of her and she's now, you guys both love Genevieve
Speaker 1: talked to me, I'm gonna give Kate you go first.
Speaker 1: Why do you love Jenevis? She is just every time
Speaker 1: she's funny, like she'll just call something I mean not
Speaker 1: maybe with her own relationship, I think it was hard
Speaker 1: her for her, but with everyone else she'd call something
Speaker 1: out that was just always funny and very endearing. And
Speaker 1: I just kind of love how she kind of flails sometimes.
Speaker 1: It's like very cute where she'll be like not sure
Speaker 1: what to do when you see like the wheels turning on,
Speaker 1: Well what am I doing? And I just think it's
Speaker 1: so cute. She's she's great. Yeah, that's so. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: very real. And when she shocked myself and yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say, it's interesting for me to watch and
Speaker 1: to always think, don't be a Genevieve, like you gotta
Speaker 1: play it a little bit cool. She cannot play it cool.
Speaker 1: I was so when she didn't say anything, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she did it. That was the best
Speaker 1: movie is just to be like, I say, it work.
Speaker 1: But then she went back, she went back. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. So so they get she gets the
Speaker 1: cock that she gets um Okay, So but we'll get
Speaker 1: before we get to that, we get to the roses,
Speaker 1: and um, I don't have to say so the Twins.
Speaker 1: I was here for the Twins. I was like the Twins.
Speaker 1: I think last I don't think the Twins thought they
Speaker 1: would last four seconds on the beach. They got to
Speaker 1: come down and make out with some sexy ladies that
Speaker 1: were even though they are only six years age different.
Speaker 1: The Twins feel like they're like fourteen years old and
Speaker 1: and like fun, older than thirty. I think she's thirty
Speaker 1: and flows like two. I thought they were like thirty
Speaker 1: four is only thirty By the way she looked like
Speaker 1: at the reunion, just like a regular lady. I felt
Speaker 1: like she was like, yeah, I can I we talk
Speaker 1: about her a little because I just I really liked her.
Speaker 1: You know I did too. She was made to be
Speaker 1: the villain. She was the villain. She villa did it
Speaker 1: to herself. She did. But then I can't help but
Speaker 1: wonder what influences were happening, because like, she definitely played
Speaker 1: that role so well. But she was so I loved
Speaker 1: seeing her be like just fun and sweet and I
Speaker 1: felt like she watched Yes, okay, so so the Twins.
Speaker 1: I was here for it um. And so they give
Speaker 1: out the roses Logan and Kate, and she whispers, I
Speaker 1: still believe in you, like she's so banana pants um
Speaker 1: and then um so. Then so he gives you no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He says, I still believe in you. And
Speaker 1: then she gets up there to get the rose and Kate.
Speaker 1: I am not a fan of Kate. She I felt
Speaker 1: like was so snotty, so rude, and she just like
Speaker 1: shames him for everything she whispered about behind it she
Speaker 1: did nothing but trash that. I never thought I'd be
Speaker 1: defending Logan. But she's like Logan, you know we all
Speaker 1: love Logan, the guy with zero personality. Yes, She's like,
Speaker 1: we've had some good stuff and some bad, but you
Speaker 1: have been critical of me. You have projected on me,
Speaker 1: and I feel that from you. No, I know what
Speaker 1: I want and this is not it um And then
Speaker 1: he and then she goes. All I got in returned
Speaker 1: was a stern talking to. And then she gets in
Speaker 1: the v SUV and says, please God bring me a
Speaker 1: man with a big ass dick and a banker's bank
Speaker 1: account and a bigger bank account. Not a banker, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: a big ass dick and a bigger bank account. What
Speaker 1: an assholes not saying that you can't look at someone
Speaker 1: who says a lot of inappropriate things. I if one
Speaker 1: of the male contestants left that thing and said, give
Speaker 1: me a woman with a tight pussy who owns a house,
Speaker 1: he would be canceled. Yes, yes, give me yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and if and like even like just like like she
Speaker 1: with the friends going he can't even get equinox. And
Speaker 1: it's like if I was young and ride this until
Speaker 1: the wheels came off, but now I'm too old to
Speaker 1: be with a guy who has a roommate, right if
Speaker 1: a guy one of the guys staying back in the game,
Speaker 1: she's a fucking waitress with two other girls. Like if
Speaker 1: I was younger for a bit, but then not now
Speaker 1: she was so awful, so much she knew she was
Speaker 1: being recorded, even a private I have to say. So
Speaker 1: here we are at the Regan came out of a
Speaker 1: cool He's like, well they were recording, you know. He's like,
Speaker 1: you were wearing a mike. So Logan had on his
Speaker 1: turtleneck and he had his hair he shaved and his
Speaker 1: hair was terribly had his life. He got Anderson he's
Speaker 1: a filmmaker. He got when he got rid of his
Speaker 1: butthole mouth, facial hair, he had on his turtleneck. He
Speaker 1: was at Wes Anderson character. But then he he was like,
Speaker 1: he was like, you do mean me? You said that?
Speaker 1: Like and there was and I'm sorry that I came
Speaker 1: out here with a dream in my car and one
Speaker 1: year later with nothing but a camera I made us.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking? Like are you aspiring? Wants?
Speaker 1: You mean like he does like like reels ongram on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Like what are we talking about here? Can you google
Speaker 1: what Logan films are or IMDb Logan? Okay, but what
Speaker 1: if it's like Jurassic Park? Take it back? But the
Speaker 1: thing that she that Kate did that, I just was like,
Speaker 1: you know, she had been pretty mean to him along
Speaker 1: the way, but that she and also mean at the
Speaker 1: Rose ceremonies, but like she just had no sympathy. It
Speaker 1: was just cold, cold, cold and cold. I felt really
Speaker 1: bad for him. Why do you what have you done? Yes?
Speaker 1: As anything, she was like, that was not for you.
Speaker 1: There's nothing on his IMDb except for Bachelor. I'm actually
Speaker 1: the Twins got rid of films. I've been on the
Speaker 1: for the betteran paradoss I haven't been on this podcast
Speaker 1: all the time. Can we talk about the two Australians
Speaker 1: they just whipped in so we watched all we knew
Speaker 1: them because we watched all of the We watched all
Speaker 1: the Australia on Patreon. And what's so crazy is so
Speaker 1: like the guy that's floor's body double, Like yeah, he
Speaker 1: actually is he double? But then he's also a geologist.
Speaker 1: He's sweetest can be and like like what's his name?
Speaker 1: Addapt like like it's because they didn't know who he was,
Speaker 1: so he had no like social media currency, but he
Speaker 1: was this lovely guy. He was a scientist who's a geology.
Speaker 1: He was a nice guy and they didn't know that. Flow.
Speaker 1: Now Flow has been sort of like been through the
Speaker 1: system a few too many times. She was so she's
Speaker 1: the hottest hot when she started she was, it was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's Flow. And the guy who ended
Speaker 1: up breaking his after he literally broke his dick, like
Speaker 1: they take him to the emergency room when he was
Speaker 1: having sex with her, No was somebody else he was
Speaker 1: having sex with a girl that they were all fighting.
Speaker 1: It was a whole thing. Anyway, guys, You've got to
Speaker 1: watch Bachelor in Paradise Australia. Bachelor Paradise. When you go
Speaker 1: to Australia, do yourself a favor and watch all the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: They're all January. I'm hosting a game show. What are
Speaker 1: you hosting? Club? We were bringing it out here in
Speaker 1: America as well, but it's popular in the UK in France,
Speaker 1: but I'm doing the Australian version. You were talking about
Speaker 1: that last teme trying to get my like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to walk around the house just talking to my wife
Speaker 1: and kids like a game show like where are you from?
Speaker 1: What do you do? It's excited. A hundred contestants for
Speaker 1: each show, so it's wow. I feel like watching The
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise Australia would be a perfect way to
Speaker 1: like unwind after I'm putting it out there. If I
Speaker 1: do well in the game shown Australia, I want the
Speaker 1: Bachelor jump. So sure, it's as Grundbergh has actually come
Speaker 1: a long way mental health. He struggled being by Poli.
Speaker 1: He decided to go off his meds and go on
Speaker 1: fitness and so you can sort of see in his
Speaker 1: photos of his honor office meds based on how fit
Speaker 1: he is. He fluctuate. We know a lot about it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to spar. Okay, Okay, so here we are.
Speaker 1: We're back. So um yeah, I felt like Kate just
Speaker 1: Kate is just trash. Okay? Did I tell you? I
Speaker 1: have a theory that Kate, because she works for the
Speaker 1: Oppenheim Group, is really just auditioning to be on selling Sunset.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think it's going to catch
Speaker 1: the little guys, the two little twins. I I've never
Speaker 1: seen it. Okay, So yeah, Jesse Kramer comes out and
Speaker 1: he goes, guess what, everybody, Paradise is over, So you
Speaker 1: get one day to hang out. But then no one
Speaker 1: has used the boom boom room. So now you're like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make you fuck. You're going to know why,
Speaker 1: like site, like you know, behind the scenes, it's like nobody.
Speaker 1: I was wondering if somebody texted me because we talked
Speaker 1: about this last week. One of my friends theories is
Speaker 1: that they're so Christian that maybe they didn't maybe for
Speaker 1: future Instagram sponsors, they wanted to keep it clean. Who
Speaker 1: who was anybody? And they're they're like walking around like
Speaker 1: literally showing their butts. Yeah, but you reckon. Maybe some
Speaker 1: of them sucked in the ocean, because that's when you
Speaker 1: don't have the way your microphone pack, right, that's the
Speaker 1: only time they can have private. I just think that'd
Speaker 1: be a little difficult. I think it would apparently is
Speaker 1: doing it out here, but that had sand Um. So
Speaker 1: then we have so Brandon and Serene and so he
Speaker 1: gives the rose and he goes, Hi, baby girl. From
Speaker 1: the first time I ever laid eyes on you, You're
Speaker 1: the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: one never loved me the way you have. He's like,
Speaker 1: I will love you forever. I'm not scared at all. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Tyler and brittany Um, they're like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love you then, I love you now, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: love you. It's like, okay, so they leave their in love.
Speaker 1: I have a question of clarification. I need so like,
Speaker 1: if they wanted to go to the Fantasy Sweets, that
Speaker 1: means they were gonna get engaged. Yes, they're gonna talking
Speaker 1: about it kind of. I think they should have allowed
Speaker 1: them to go to the Fantasy Sweets. Anyways, I think
Speaker 1: you had to get engaged. So then so, so Tyler
Speaker 1: and Brittany are like, we're gonna leave. We're in love.
Speaker 1: Let's go meet the family in Chicago. Off we gone.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the later later the podcast. What happens?
Speaker 1: So then we have or should we get to it now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just do it. Let's just get to it now. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Tyler and Brittany, last thing we hear the riding
Speaker 1: off to Chicago day people. I thought they were such
Speaker 1: a cute me to all, like, I'm super excited, Shet,
Speaker 1: it's really good impression. Yes, that's a I thought they
Speaker 1: had a similar facial stroke. Okay, So Tyler and Britty
Speaker 1: head off and then so here we are. We're in
Speaker 1: there in the audience of the Jewel Tone Studio with
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer. Is he is he winning you over? Is
Speaker 1: anybody won over by Jessica? Was not his greatest performance? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sort of now getting used to.
Speaker 1: I think that's what's happening to me. I'm getting used
Speaker 1: to he's wearing me down a little. I'm kind of like, Okay, Park,
Speaker 1: he's always more handsome than all the men on the show,
Speaker 1: that he is he is and he's insecure I think
Speaker 1: because of hesecure because of TikTok another. These guys I
Speaker 1: think want to be really like ripped and shredded, and
Speaker 1: he's insecure. He calls himself dad body. All he does
Speaker 1: is like eyeball the guys and say that he's built
Speaker 1: enough anymore anyway, which makes me like him a little bit.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the insecurity. So then we have so then
Speaker 1: they come and they're like, well, we're gonna bring Tyler
Speaker 1: out first, no no spoiler alert. So he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well this can't be good, you know. So then he's like,
Speaker 1: now our queen Laurie, who's the Bachelor historian, she's never
Speaker 1: trusted Tyler. She thinks she always thought he wanted to
Speaker 1: be on TV. Then he always wanted to be on TV,
Speaker 1: and then it was too fast that he didn't know
Speaker 1: Rachel at all, and he was like this is it
Speaker 1: and Laurie never trusted him. So then when he was
Speaker 1: like so, he basically he's like, you said you wanted
Speaker 1: a break, and then she said yeah, but then you
Speaker 1: texted me like and at a half hour two hours snapchat,
Speaker 1: which was weird. And then the mom her mom m
Speaker 1: him and he's like, and you didn't even check up
Speaker 1: on me a month later, and I thought, that's what
Speaker 1: happens when you break up, you don't check up on people. Um,
Speaker 1: And then she's like, that's not what happened. And then, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, what did you think, Jim Jeffrey the
Speaker 1: real world, they got out, but they got out, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're not on holiday anymore. And then you have
Speaker 1: to see where everyone lives and whether I can live
Speaker 1: in this town that this person lives in, and like
Speaker 1: even looking at Justin's like like his apartment went last
Speaker 1: week when she went to go knock on his door,
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't want to live in that apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's in his twenties. It's not a bad apartment
Speaker 1: for someone in their twenties. Yeah. I would have killed
Speaker 1: to be an apartment like that. To take it back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not good enough for you, but he's good enough
Speaker 1: for me as a woman who's on back getting my
Speaker 1: groove back, I'll go to his apartment question, question, what
Speaker 1: are you going back? And it's like you open the door,
Speaker 1: like Victoria turns out to be a hoarder. Just back
Speaker 1: as the feces. Now you have something to say about Justin. Justin,
Speaker 1: he just wanted to be on TV. When that girl
Speaker 1: what's her name, beautiful girl seems super sweet and she
Speaker 1: breaks up with Rodney and there's all the big problems,
Speaker 1: breaks up with running and then she flies across the
Speaker 1: one because he came in. She was in a relationship.
Speaker 1: He came in, tried to fund things up a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was a bit confused. She took one day if
Speaker 1: she met the guy four days and decided, now I
Speaker 1: want to take that travels across the country. Then he
Speaker 1: has the audacity to go, but you rejected me first,
Speaker 1: and it's just like fuck you, dude. He was seeing
Speaker 1: someone like you got to give some time and it's
Speaker 1: so he's messy when there's different people involved, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like like you didn't you didn't say
Speaker 1: yes to be right away, and therefore I can never
Speaker 1: forgive you. He just want to be on TV. That
Speaker 1: was He's one way to get back on the telly again,
Speaker 1: to do that one extra thing. But do you think
Speaker 1: that it wouldn't have behoove him then to say yes no,
Speaker 1: because he just wanted the roads. He didn't want the relationship. Okay,
Speaker 1: he just wanted the fame, he wantch What did you
Speaker 1: think of what he rejected her when she flew across
Speaker 1: the country. I was so upset at what happened with Rodney.
Speaker 1: I thought. I was like, well, I guess she kind
Speaker 1: of had that come and she's but but I say, like,
Speaker 1: even when she was saying I wanted you to fight
Speaker 1: for me with Rodney, you didn't fight. You didn't tell him,
Speaker 1: and he I thought he handled that just so nice. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to that. We're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: And before we get to that, is there anything more
Speaker 1: we want to say about Tyler and Brittany? Um No,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I want to talk about him in
Speaker 1: the parking lot. Yeah, that was his true Jersey boy moment.
Speaker 1: Let's screw that girl. You don't need to Johnny, Yes,
Speaker 1: what is happening. I did like seeing him feisty in
Speaker 1: the parking Me and the wife was sitting up rod
Speaker 1: in the catch Oh they got a come back in
Speaker 1: We're going to ruin the interview and never I thought
Speaker 1: it was like wrestling. Yeah. I was excited by the
Speaker 1: parking lot when Tyler walked back and He's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I also loved but he's got feisty. And
Speaker 1: then Victoria's shut him down so fast. She shut him down,
Speaker 1: So it was like, that's the Victoria I know and
Speaker 1: love from pipe. Peter Pilots said, that's the one who's
Speaker 1: going to be getting it on with the country western
Speaker 1: star that's at the amusement park, who's playing while she's
Speaker 1: on the date, who's breaking up marriages and like a
Speaker 1: military challenge, here for it. She is, she can Jersey
Speaker 1: out Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore guy. I know he wasn't ready.
Speaker 1: He wasn't ready. We're gonna take a great break and
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about Rodney, Justin and Eliza guys.
Speaker 1: That's right on mons and and we're back. Um okay,
Speaker 1: what were you saying about Nick Vile? He was out
Speaker 1: in the meal with Victoria, was making out with the guy.
Speaker 1: He posted a video with great in Italy. No no, no,
Speaker 1: like they it was like he posted a video on
Speaker 1: TikTok or Instagram where it was he posted a spoiler yeah,
Speaker 1: and it showed him then some I don't know who,
Speaker 1: the other girls maybe his girlfriend, and then it showed
Speaker 1: Joe and Serriena Serena, and then it showed Greg and
Speaker 1: Victoria like kissing, so that they were with Joe and
Speaker 1: Seria and they're all just like hanging out. I think
Speaker 1: what's his name's house. Yeah, they were all just like
Speaker 1: hanging out. So then like, so he outed his friend.
Speaker 1: So he outed his friend. Yeah, he posted it before
Speaker 1: the finale, like he posted it. I don't know, like a, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a girl, He's got this gossip girl. It
Speaker 1: is interesting because I'm sure he got approval from them
Speaker 1: to post it, but it was still like that there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of N D A DR Banana. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then here we are. We've got the twins. So
Speaker 1: first we have um Jay and Chaney and she puts
Speaker 1: her head down and she starts crying, and so j
Speaker 1: is like, I'm psyched. I like this lady, I'm horny.
Speaker 1: Fore I can see a future wish um And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm super this. I'm scared. I'm anxious. And she's like
Speaker 1: why why what are you afraid of? That's what he said.
Speaker 1: He's and she's like, look, the age gaps scares me.
Speaker 1: It scares me that you live with your parents. Um
Speaker 1: it scares me that I feel like I'm like the
Speaker 1: fun cool aunt and you uh, you know, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't want somebody's like social media. I'm
Speaker 1: not looking for TikTok boyfriend. He's like, what I have
Speaker 1: never once mentioned that. She's like, I want a man,
Speaker 1: not someone who's a TikTok dancer. He's like, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. That doesn't mean I'm not a man. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm not a man. She's like, look the
Speaker 1: age differences to thirty. I want somebody. I do not
Speaker 1: want a TikTok boyfriend. He does TikTok's and then he's like,
Speaker 1: funk man. And now I'm I'm leaving here alone and
Speaker 1: justin and Flow We're gonna leave here together, and then
Speaker 1: flows like yeah, this is not working. He's like I agree,
Speaker 1: So then they leave. That was my favorite kind of
Speaker 1: break up of the whole, Like that was just perfect.
Speaker 1: They were so sweet about it and just like yep,
Speaker 1: calling what it calling it what it is. And then
Speaker 1: and then want any of the Australian people because they're
Speaker 1: moving back to Australia. It's hard enough to keep up
Speaker 1: with the relationship in this country. You wouldn't have worked
Speaker 1: permits or anything body. The Australians were just there to
Speaker 1: have a holiday romance. The end, we're gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something that might make you want to watch a certain season.
Speaker 1: What parent what at? What season of Paradise did the
Speaker 1: Fireman and Alex show up at? That was I think
Speaker 1: two or three. I you probably want to start season two.
Speaker 1: I think season one was real good. Okay, start with
Speaker 1: season one of Paradise. Although Mattie Jay's season of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor was really good. That was good, But just do Paradise.
Speaker 1: I started Paradise. You remember the Do you remember Grant
Speaker 1: the firefighter that got engaged to Lace and they went
Speaker 1: in Paradise and they went got in Mexico tattoos that
Speaker 1: said Grace because it was Grant on late They got
Speaker 1: Grace tattoos on their date on Tolerason. So he then
Speaker 1: broke up with Lace and then went right to Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise, Australia, where he then got engaged to It's
Speaker 1: gonna make you want to watch it. A woman who
Speaker 1: wouldn't kiss anyone, She wouldn't kiss anyone, and then eventually
Speaker 1: they ended up together Ali. They got engaged. They came here,
Speaker 1: they were gonna get married. He they broke up, and
Speaker 1: he said this on a podcast. I've said this so
Speaker 1: many times, but because it's because they were at a
Speaker 1: party in Hollywood and he walked into a stairwell where
Speaker 1: his friend was eating her out in the stairwell. And
Speaker 1: then she went back to Australia and became the bachelorette
Speaker 1: and then spend her whole season. If anyone was like
Speaker 1: I heard she's a good time, she's like, how dare
Speaker 1: you spread rumors about me? And it's like, so you
Speaker 1: got to start with that season and then go into
Speaker 1: her season. But she wouldn't kiss anyone. She wouldn't kiss anyone.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, who knows this could all be because
Speaker 1: great could just be trash talking, so like it's a
Speaker 1: terrible He shouldn't have said this on a podcast. I
Speaker 1: know that's so indelicate and uh, in Australia it's called
Speaker 1: going down undone. Well, I can't say that you can
Speaker 1: say that, but it's really fun. You should watch it
Speaker 1: as really you'll get to meet early flow. You'll get
Speaker 1: to see early flow, and you'll understand why America was
Speaker 1: ridiculous to not get on the flow train. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have UM. So then we have Aaron
Speaker 1: and Johnny and they're freaking out and um Johnny is sighing,
Speaker 1: and Victoria it's like, I've never been treated so good.
Speaker 1: I love you. I can see a life with you.
Speaker 1: But I'm scared. I'm scared. And Aaron is nervous and
Speaker 1: conflicted and um and then so then so then Aaron
Speaker 1: says to Genevieve, you go, there's so many ups and
Speaker 1: downs you want to leave at any conflict. Life is
Speaker 1: not easy. You know, this is as easy as this
Speaker 1: is gonna get. I need to have security. I'm out.
Speaker 1: And she was so pissed, and then this silence and
Speaker 1: he's like, look, it was beautiful. Goody to know you
Speaker 1: your great friend. You look beautiful. And then she comes out.
Speaker 1: She goes, he turned it on me. I hate how
Speaker 1: he turned that on me. She's like, I'm going back.
Speaker 1: She goes, hey, hey, excuse me. They go to the
Speaker 1: big day bed and she's fighting with him in the
Speaker 1: thong and he's like, what you packed your bags twice?
Speaker 1: You know I thought that there would be a change.
Speaker 1: We don't mesh Oh. She goes, oh god, no, no,
Speaker 1: you say you have to mature. Thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: a lot um, you know, I let you down. And
Speaker 1: then and then he and then he says, this time
Speaker 1: you can pack your bags and I won't come up
Speaker 1: to stop you. I promise you that. And then um,
Speaker 1: he's like, look, I'm glad I spent the summer with her,
Speaker 1: but now I'm not way to ruin that. And then
Speaker 1: they leave, and then they come out and in the
Speaker 1: reunion they were both like take accountability. Are they together again? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah, going I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I just really, you know, because it did end so
Speaker 1: poorly and sad for them. I feel like, even though
Speaker 1: they were ridiculous, and can we just talk about the
Speaker 1: touching in the in the y, I can't, you know.
Speaker 1: I think there are some couples that just really like
Speaker 1: the fight and like the bad you know. And I
Speaker 1: think they did in some way, like maybe the this
Speaker 1: was exciting or something, and I think he liked it
Speaker 1: more than she did. But she's feisty too, yes, but
Speaker 1: anyway she should be like I didn't say I'm in
Speaker 1: a bad mood. I said I'm annoyed like that. Like
Speaker 1: he's like, I think I'm trying to calm you down.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I didn't say I was in a
Speaker 1: bad mood. I said, I'm irritated. I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: Also her line, you know, which I feel like I don't.
Speaker 1: It feels like the lines that they say when they're
Speaker 1: driving away are fed to them. You know, when she said,
Speaker 1: oh my my, my head is itching. It's it's not pain.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what something, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think they the producers. Did you guys feel that way? Uh?
Speaker 1: None of the exit interviews. I feel like they're fairly,
Speaker 1: fairly authentic, filled with there because I think their pride
Speaker 1: is hurt so they let them just like like I
Speaker 1: think if you if you think if your pride has
Speaker 1: been hurt and maybe you also have been dumped, Like
Speaker 1: if you just put a mic on somebody who's just
Speaker 1: been dumped and let them go and you maybe get
Speaker 1: a couple of cocktails, you're gonna get something good. I
Speaker 1: did feel like Genevieve wanted to dump him for so
Speaker 1: long though, like she kind of felt like she hated him.
Speaker 1: You know what a phrase I heard? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: between being very good looking to him looking a bit,
Speaker 1: do I think he is he's definitely he's King Bro.
Speaker 1: I think he's handsome, yeah, but I also really like
Speaker 1: he has really nice skin, and I think if you're tall.
Speaker 1: I think if you're tall and a guy, you can
Speaker 1: get away with a lot. I would say if he
Speaker 1: had a full person reality transplant, I would be attracted
Speaker 1: to him, right Like, but he's the browness is just
Speaker 1: so like just like the log ah Long. Also like
Speaker 1: that whole energy is so tough, like just him like
Speaker 1: well just you know, like I wa check out that wave.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like he's like everything about him is
Speaker 1: so tough, just like you. It's like you don't know
Speaker 1: what that word means. I know. I feel like I
Speaker 1: would get sucked in maybe in parent I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know who I would date. Of the options on
Speaker 1: the beach Kate, who would you date if you had to?
Speaker 1: Everybody that was there, Probably Michael. He's tell me why
Speaker 1: because I feel like Michael has the Michael is like
Speaker 1: I don't crown Prince of this show because the producers
Speaker 1: treat him like he is like the most precious. I
Speaker 1: feel like he was, like I hope because we really
Speaker 1: loved Danielle and we hope that he treats her right.
Speaker 1: I didn't like how it went down with Sierra. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's true. And she was very gracious last night. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. She looked so hot and her and
Speaker 1: she gave like she had to fuck you outfit on
Speaker 1: like she could not fuck you. I'm hot, my latex,
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself and your zaddie vibes. I'm like twenty
Speaker 1: six hot as all get out. She had that vibe.
Speaker 1: He looked very good. Um, okay, so do you what
Speaker 1: do you think about Michael? Um? He's all right. You look,
Speaker 1: you do a joke about him, joke about him on
Speaker 1: my new special, which is about like how if you're
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor, you've got to tell a sub story
Speaker 1: if you don't think you're gonna get a rose, right,
Speaker 1: And I just hold play out about the sub stories
Speaker 1: a pretty weak. It's always like someone like my grandmother
Speaker 1: died less and you're like, Grandma's meant to be fucking dad.
Speaker 1: I go, there's a blow on a couple of seasons ago.
Speaker 1: He raising a four year old child because his wife
Speaker 1: had died two years earlier. That's Roses old day. Like
Speaker 1: it's just a passing bit. It it's not he is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do think it did make him sort
Speaker 1: of the golden boy, but don't think he did like
Speaker 1: you said, like he was the one always recapping everything.
Speaker 1: But that's because he's thirty seven and he can actually
Speaker 1: say a full sentence. And he was with his wife
Speaker 1: for a long time before he married her as well, right,
Speaker 1: and they were together since like college. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: why I'll give him a past, because I have a
Speaker 1: pet pave is whenever you make people like, saying I
Speaker 1: love you is important to me. I've only ever said
Speaker 1: it to one other people. It's like, fuck yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're with any if you're in any relationship past six months,
Speaker 1: even if you don't mean it, you got to say
Speaker 1: it otherwise you know you're not doing it to one person. Lies.
Speaker 1: So they're young, they're young. He had oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh the dad right right right? Well, And I thought
Speaker 1: he showed up to the beach looking very handsome. He
Speaker 1: worked on him. He definitely had a glow up. I'll
Speaker 1: show you. Please enjoy the Can I give my reasoning
Speaker 1: for I have more after this reunion? So first I
Speaker 1: didn't like him because I liked him. At first, I said,
Speaker 1: good for Michael, he had to glow up. Oh wow, cool,
Speaker 1: and then he did see Our Dirty where he he
Speaker 1: used his wife's death to say I'm not ready instead
Speaker 1: of just saying I'm just not that into you. And
Speaker 1: then literally almost immediately Danielle shows up and he's ready,
Speaker 1: and now she's moving to Ohio. Did anyone else think
Speaker 1: their first date Danielle and Michael was kind of rocky?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's how it was edited, but I didn't think
Speaker 1: that they really like they didn't have a connection. I
Speaker 1: find it hard to should have hang out with it?
Speaker 1: That was sort of sitting in The body language was off, yes,
Speaker 1: and then they don't really see them as a couple
Speaker 1: for the rest of the season and hill they leave
Speaker 1: together happily, and so it was very confusing. We talked
Speaker 1: about that, how like you don't see like, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: here's him right before, this is him during Katie's season, Okay,
Speaker 1: and then this is Himble and then but then and
Speaker 1: then there's that So he handsome dude. I felt like
Speaker 1: to me like he wanted to be on TV. He
Speaker 1: enjoyed the attention, and why would you wait till you're
Speaker 1: on television to tell her you love her that was
Speaker 1: always weird and also good for her a grade. She
Speaker 1: said she slipped once and said it, but like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't if she's true. I mean, they seemed truly like
Speaker 1: they're in love, and like I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: not say it for that long. I know, here we go,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to the here we go. Here we
Speaker 1: go to each other, like I like you, I like
Speaker 1: you up, back up, and we're gonna back it up
Speaker 1: for the people who don't actually watch the show. So
Speaker 1: on the beach, when it's like are you going to
Speaker 1: go to the fucking fantasy suites? Are you going to
Speaker 1: get proposed? He takes her down to the beach and
Speaker 1: he's like, I wasn't expecting you, and she's like I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting and then and then they're like, I didn't
Speaker 1: know how. I didn't know it could be like this.
Speaker 1: He's like, when Laura died, I made a compass for
Speaker 1: me and Laura and Jason or my books on James,
Speaker 1: so I and so I didn't get lost, and it
Speaker 1: says I found you where you are. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, is he gonna give her the compass? That's
Speaker 1: what I was saying the company. I'm like, give her
Speaker 1: the compass, give her the compass. And he's like, but
Speaker 1: he didn't. He goes and I believe it brought me
Speaker 1: to you. He's like, I do. My goal is to
Speaker 1: get you to meet at some point, meet James UM.
Speaker 1: And she's like, and I thought it was gracious when
Speaker 1: she said, our losses are very different. I didn't have
Speaker 1: the beautiful, safe like relationship that you had, um and
Speaker 1: and he said Laura would love you, and I thought, no,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't because you're sucking her husband. Um and then
Speaker 1: and then he said, you're sweet, most special human. I'm
Speaker 1: not ready to be engaged, but I'm building up to UM, like,
Speaker 1: learn more about you. I want to leave together and
Speaker 1: she says, as long as I'm gonna go back and
Speaker 1: wake up with you. I and she says, I want
Speaker 1: him forever and ever. And then here we are, we're
Speaker 1: on the special. She's moving to Akron, Ohio, and I agree.
Speaker 1: I did find I did find it weird that he
Speaker 1: waited till the cameras were on. Surprised she agreed to
Speaker 1: move before he said I love you. That's what it
Speaker 1: was kind of interesting. And also and also he hasn't
Speaker 1: said I love you yet. She spent like as someone
Speaker 1: who was a single parent who started dating after I
Speaker 1: broke up with my first my first son's mother. Right,
Speaker 1: I didn't introduce anyone to him unless the L word
Speaker 1: had been said or you know what I mean? So, like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? No, that's that's a big step.
Speaker 1: It's a biggest step introducing the child and throwing out
Speaker 1: I love you because those words mean something. Who gives
Speaker 1: a funk if they don't say it and I move
Speaker 1: on back? You can fall out of love. Love and
Speaker 1: hate live right next door to each other. You know
Speaker 1: what I just heard recently? Dat um till you hate him?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good phrase. Dat um till you
Speaker 1: hate him? That's pretty good. Dat until the six ft
Speaker 1: under by you? Yeah, that was in my wedding veil. Um.
Speaker 1: There's a I wonder when they filmed that special Katie
Speaker 1: always feel weird giving the cold shouldered it recently, right,
Speaker 1: don't they really like? Isn't it like like a week
Speaker 1: or two two weeks maybe? Maybe like two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: three weeks ago? I don't know. I love how I'm
Speaker 1: so gullible that I was watching it going I can't
Speaker 1: believe they're they're in Burbank right now, I know I don't. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: sur yea yeah, the Widow, Yes. And then and then
Speaker 1: dream was Angel the Bride, the Bride. But I do
Speaker 1: think Michael saying I love you. I felt like that
Speaker 1: was like maybe again, not to be like I'm always
Speaker 1: constantly thinking although I did believe they were in Burbank
Speaker 1: last night. Then the producers are saying like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: is there a great reveal you can give us on air?
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I got one, you know,
Speaker 1: like and he waited, Honestly, you're probably right, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: probably be like, I mean, you know you love her?
Speaker 1: You should just tell her an air, Like how sweet
Speaker 1: would that be? What a way to tell her you
Speaker 1: love her? For? Like, you know, they're in his saying
Speaker 1: that ship. So then we have so then we have
Speaker 1: the two couples that are left on the beach before
Speaker 1: and the only time we see Neil Lane is with Johnny.
Speaker 1: We don't even see him with brand Good. He looks
Speaker 1: so the corpse of Neil Lane has had a really
Speaker 1: good work done. He looked so Pep in his So Lifelives.
Speaker 1: He was so sweet I like very like when he
Speaker 1: said I loved him, I loved Also the ring that
Speaker 1: Johnny picked out. When he goes, this is a mobile,
Speaker 1: a modern oval, I'm like, what that? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't have to do anything. I thought
Speaker 1: his mobile. I thought his mobile was actually a really
Speaker 1: pretty ring. It was that mobile was one of the
Speaker 1: best looking ring there. Slide yeah, like jewel or I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about. Who knows he had like a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. If they're smaller on Paradise, they always seem
Speaker 1: slightly smaller than the big You have to give out.
Speaker 1: A few came to you. You only get to keep
Speaker 1: it if you if you stay married two years or
Speaker 1: engaged two years, no married, married, just together. You just
Speaker 1: have to be to keep. My wife thinks that. She's
Speaker 1: always like, why didn't they just act like they still together?
Speaker 1: Get all that ring money? And you're like, how much
Speaker 1: do you want the ring money? YE say it tops
Speaker 1: it's a twenty dollar ring. I read they can be
Speaker 1: up to two. I know I read that. If you
Speaker 1: think Neil Lane's joking around way, it's not Harry Winston
Speaker 1: or Tiffany's or anything. It's Neil Lane. No, no, way,
Speaker 1: nothing about Yes, it's not Cardier, it's not Cardier. It's
Speaker 1: Neil Lane. By the way, when you think cutest thing.
Speaker 1: Jerry Traynor, who was our rookie one year, he didn't
Speaker 1: know we were talking about Neil Lane a lot. He
Speaker 1: didn't know Neil Lane was a man. He thought you
Speaker 1: got engaged like you kneel and you go to a
Speaker 1: place called Neil Lane to get engaged like that. That
Speaker 1: I was like, how you disgusted? I did. I did
Speaker 1: the one naything. But I was walking my wife along
Speaker 1: the beach and was drink Covid and w and I went.
Speaker 1: I thought I found a nice patch of sand and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I gotta do. And I
Speaker 1: had the ring in me pocket. And then there was
Speaker 1: like like I had my back face. There was like
Speaker 1: six teenages drinking cider just after the difference today it
Speaker 1: was like a Newport like it was like it was
Speaker 1: I just got an airbnb in Newport on the beach
Speaker 1: because I was like it was the middle of Covid
Speaker 1: or anything, and I though would be nice, you know,
Speaker 1: And then there's some teenagers were clapping in a right.
Speaker 1: I did find it between eight k to like a
Speaker 1: hundred seventy one. I spread to pick one. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: pick the one You're like to look asking the process. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I think they literally just give it to you.
Speaker 1: So then they get to hang out for night and
Speaker 1: it's Johnny and Victoria and Serena Brandon and they're like,
Speaker 1: when did you So then we found out that they
Speaker 1: both piste in the pool? Okay, I really can we talk? Yes? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do a lot of people do this? Yes? I hear
Speaker 1: I don't do it in the pool? Yeah, everybody someone.
Speaker 1: I think my son does it or something. Because we
Speaker 1: did a podcast and we had a b expert on
Speaker 1: and I said, what are always bees in the thing?
Speaker 1: And they got someone's pissing in your pools? And I'm
Speaker 1: looking around, look around because I don't look around my family,
Speaker 1: like you wait, wait, what are the wait? Where are
Speaker 1: the bees? The bees? You know, when you have like
Speaker 1: a couple of bees just floating on the water trying
Speaker 1: to drink piss like learn? You know, I how different?
Speaker 1: But as far as like how do you learn? That's okay? No.
Speaker 1: I I swim laps like on a regular basis, and
Speaker 1: I will not pee in the pool if I have
Speaker 1: to pee. I get a die. The red die would
Speaker 1: gather around you if you piste it. That is a fake,
Speaker 1: that's like a myth. By the way, I want to
Speaker 1: taste it. I know you. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people piss in the pool, and the fact that we
Speaker 1: saw both of them and they were the sort of
Speaker 1: elegant ones, you know, like everybody is hammered and pissing
Speaker 1: in that. Of course it's different people. We know you're
Speaker 1: an environment environmentalist. It's not the reason I shop in
Speaker 1: the show, because I do think it's the chlorine, because
Speaker 1: everyone goes the chlorine will kill it. But it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess you should be in the hot tub. I
Speaker 1: bet they do it. I bet in the I bet
Speaker 1: at hotels. I bet people be in the hot tub.
Speaker 1: I bet in Paradise they're hammered. Yeah that's true. I
Speaker 1: mean I think the drunkeness helps them. Okay, So then um,
Speaker 1: then here we go. Um let's turn the audience and
Speaker 1: that we want to go. Be want to go? You
Speaker 1: want to go? Be the audience at a We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're your head being shocked, shake your head, disapprove, we
Speaker 1: want to go? Will you text your friend right now.
Speaker 1: When they say you something, I'll go do that. You
Speaker 1: have to wear like a turquoise or like a or
Speaker 1: like an emerald green top, like a jeweled tone like
Speaker 1: blouse that says something like, I'll doubt your lice, so sorry,
Speaker 1: er fuck you exactly. I'm here for rocking. I'll suck
Speaker 1: you in a windmill, Peter Pilot, My pants are a windmill.
Speaker 1: So then they go and so they all hang out
Speaker 1: and then what was the Johnny and Victoria funny thing
Speaker 1: that they funny thing? I can't even remember. It was
Speaker 1: just sort of a strange energy on stage with with
Speaker 1: no no no no, no no no no no, they're they're
Speaker 1: double date of their memory. Like. So then he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, she goes, I literally can see you as
Speaker 1: the father of my children. Um, and he's like, and
Speaker 1: I won't deal with them. And also he also showed
Speaker 1: up to propose literally and like capre pants, Like you're
Speaker 1: about to propose, you have on like a capre pant.
Speaker 1: I was in shorts. I was on the beach. You say,
Speaker 1: you know would have if I was dressed, so you
Speaker 1: would have guessed it. Did she cry? She did? Yes,
Speaker 1: because I had a gun in a. I just texted
Speaker 1: my friends and Okay, great, oh my god, you want
Speaker 1: to get this one in a jewel like your Twitter
Speaker 1: people were like, were you and I want to get
Speaker 1: you want a jewel blouse? That then says like exactly,
Speaker 1: I grace for lace. I grace like just like that
Speaker 1: kind of look like can we dress you? Can we
Speaker 1: dress you can? Well, if we get your ticket, can
Speaker 1: we dress you? Yes? Oh my god. And it has
Speaker 1: to be like like a teal uh, Like they're all
Speaker 1: it's all a jewel to talk um, and it's always
Speaker 1: somebody's like wife or aunt that you know. It's like
Speaker 1: the producer, the editor's aunt, like I want to sit
Speaker 1: right with like the by the way, it was also
Speaker 1: Gabby and um, we're there, but like way in the
Speaker 1: nosebleed sections. And then they're also like we have from
Speaker 1: last year. You're like Kenny and Mara here, You're like, what,
Speaker 1: like we didn't like they're together? How much Putty FaceTime
Speaker 1: do you think we'll get in the new season? Oh right,
Speaker 1: that Putty Racheck Warburg. Oh yeah, right, his uncle. Yes.
Speaker 1: And when when they came back to meet the family,
Speaker 1: he was there like alright, I bet we get at
Speaker 1: least we get I bet we get two episodes. I
Speaker 1: bet we get two episodes. Was this last season I missed?
Speaker 1: I missed that he's really boring. He's so boring the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: not Putty the Bachelor. I watch Putty as the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Putty is the BA to be incredible. I worked with
Speaker 1: him just for one week on his sitcom and he
Speaker 1: was just such a great guy. Was that's nice to
Speaker 1: hear Putty for Bachelor? Okay, before we get to Brandon
Speaker 1: and Serene and uh and the meltdown of Johnny and Victoria?
Speaker 1: Is there anything that we want to say before we
Speaker 1: take a quick break? Wait? Can we acknowledge that um
Speaker 1: Kate was dressed like catwoman at the reunion? Yes? The
Speaker 1: gold glitter, No, she had the glitter, the gritter jump
Speaker 1: suit I saw. I went to a premiere not to
Speaker 1: be a douche, but I went to a premiere the
Speaker 1: other night and somebody else was in that glitter jump
Speaker 1: it was I thought it was very cool. Look, I
Speaker 1: liked it, but it was it was a villainous in
Speaker 1: a way. Energy socks. Okay, we're gonna take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we're gonna come back and we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about the two big proposal couples and how it
Speaker 1: ended up, and we're back all right here we are.
Speaker 1: So let's start with who do you would you rather?
Speaker 1: Who's more fun to start with or who do you
Speaker 1: want to save for last? Do you want to start
Speaker 1: with Brandon and Serene or do you want to start
Speaker 1: with Victoria and Johnny. Why don't we say Victoria and
Speaker 1: Johnny because they're the most exciting. Okay, so Brandon and Serene.
Speaker 1: He he's fashionable person on earth or the most fashionable
Speaker 1: person on earth. He has the turtleneck with the jewelry
Speaker 1: over the top of the turtle nick like the rocket rock.
Speaker 1: He sobbed. He was sobbing. She shows up and he
Speaker 1: is sobbing, and he's like in the first ten minutes,
Speaker 1: I knew this is real. Like I'm I'm all in.
Speaker 1: Home is wherever people say home is where the heart is.
Speaker 1: I say home is where Serena is. I mean, um,
Speaker 1: he is so sweet. Yes. Also, just going back a
Speaker 1: little when he was saying about crying and how it's
Speaker 1: just like when a father sees Oh my god, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. Was like like I was sobbing. He's like
Speaker 1: that night I was called because it was the first
Speaker 1: time a father, and then he kept saying baby girl.
Speaker 1: That's what it was, a little baby girl. And when
Speaker 1: her father sees his daughter, it was weird. Um, I
Speaker 1: will say he did tweet. He was very self or
Speaker 1: he's like, wow, I pretty corny. Huh, well he used
Speaker 1: to be a nurse recruiter and now he's a trainer. Um.
Speaker 1: I believe they are going to be together forever. If
Speaker 1: they break up, I don't believe in love. Um, so
Speaker 1: she says. So that, she says, Um, no one's ever
Speaker 1: looked at me like that. It is true. Every time
Speaker 1: he looks at her, he cries. I'm like, nooked at
Speaker 1: anyone like that. I also movies. I felt badly for
Speaker 1: him when she's like normally when I fall in love,
Speaker 1: I fall in love like a lightning bolt, but this
Speaker 1: one was a more gradual and I'm like like, okay,
Speaker 1: like we'll go fund yourself, Like do you know what?
Speaker 1: Cause I think he was like holy fucking Serene, and
Speaker 1: she's like you time after time, the passing of time.
Speaker 1: I got it. It just felt a little bit strange.
Speaker 1: It was like that he's always going to show up
Speaker 1: with that type of stuff. I think that's yes, I
Speaker 1: I don't think he's just such a great example of
Speaker 1: like true heart on his sleeve and he can't even
Speaker 1: help himself, and it's very endearing, and I think maybe
Speaker 1: that would be overwhelming for someone at the beginning. So
Speaker 1: she kind of had to I don't know, I'm discussing,
Speaker 1: but what if she finds out that he's held lots
Speaker 1: like that? Right? So she guys back now and now
Speaker 1: she's living with him, and he goes, I just was
Speaker 1: training this guy today and he tried so hard. Oh god,
Speaker 1: now I know what training really. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: can't like, where's your blender? I just love blending. I
Speaker 1: can't picture him with anything but heat stroke, Like he
Speaker 1: just feels like they feel like slowed down from the
Speaker 1: heat stroke. So then she throw Then she's like, um,
Speaker 1: you know you trusted me with your heart even though
Speaker 1: I've been so hurt before. And you know when we
Speaker 1: got split up, I thought I never want to spend
Speaker 1: another time away. I trusted you the entire time. I'm
Speaker 1: not scared at all. I have never felt this safe
Speaker 1: with someone. I'm going to love you for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. I am all in on Brandon home
Speaker 1: is where the Serena is and then so he they
Speaker 1: get down and um and it he proposed, and it's
Speaker 1: like they're so fucking in love. And then Jesse Palmmer
Speaker 1: comes out with his book and he was like, do
Speaker 1: you want to do this? After the sweetest vows, he's
Speaker 1: sobbing and the ruined the moment. Jesse probably guys. I
Speaker 1: went to get ordained asap dot com and oh my god,
Speaker 1: they just it's exactly right. The producers were like, how
Speaker 1: can we fund these people over? And it's like me
Speaker 1: because it's like they're probably gonna want their parents, especially
Speaker 1: I mean, as you know, sentimental as he is, of
Speaker 1: course he's going to want his family there. Like I
Speaker 1: was thinking, like they must have known that that wasn't happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but for sure it was weird. Even the wedding. You
Speaker 1: just want to introduce your future wife to your parents
Speaker 1: and your friends, vice versa. Yeah, and they probably just
Speaker 1: want to, you know, plan. I feel like they're gonna
Speaker 1: want kind of a big Are they going to move
Speaker 1: to l A? I don't think so because she's a teacher,
Speaker 1: so I think they will. I think they're like real people.
Speaker 1: That's why we didn't see them. You guys, you can definitely.
Speaker 1: I'll get you in for mid January. Don't know it's
Speaker 1: gonna be in February, but he says to remind him
Speaker 1: in the mid January. So I'm back in February. We're
Speaker 1: going to be like a where's Waldo? Like you've got
Speaker 1: to find you two in the audience. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You know what I'm gonna do. I'm putting
Speaker 1: it in my phone to text you. How fine mid February. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess they'll film it earlier or maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems a little because it's like January. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what I said, tell all, which that's midway,
Speaker 1: isn't it? You want tell all? A reunion, reunion, reunion,
Speaker 1: A little reunion, what the hell? Might be more fun
Speaker 1: because you can make more faces. Yeah, the reunion may
Speaker 1: find out what happens before everybody else. The reunion though,
Speaker 1: like that's they cut out a lot of stuff. I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought the reunion on the East Coast is life
Speaker 1: normally because they film it earlier in the day, so
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you would find out the same day. I
Speaker 1: think you literally have to watch it there, but they
Speaker 1: do film for like eight hours ago. I feel like
Speaker 1: the mentel all we need. I like peanut butter cheese sticks.
Speaker 1: I feel like the mentel all is better. I feel
Speaker 1: like you'd be there less time. No, I think it's
Speaker 1: really long, but it's I think I'd rather go to
Speaker 1: the finale. I'd rather go to the finale. I'll let
Speaker 1: him know. I mean, I mean, you want you'd rather
Speaker 1: go see people fight. I would go to all of it.
Speaker 1: We'll go to whatever one that I'm not working, one's
Speaker 1: will pick it. Hold on. Mean, but maybe because you
Speaker 1: guys are sag, you can get paid for it. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm in the Union, So if I'm going to be
Speaker 1: making facial expression into the background, there's there's no way
Speaker 1: this is in the Union regul We change like seats
Speaker 1: and hats and and then like one time when you
Speaker 1: crossed me and you should be arguing, and then the
Speaker 1: next time they crossed, we should bike out. Don't super
Speaker 1: hammer hammer fighting just like starting out making out fighting.
Speaker 1: You have a little mirror and rolled up nart. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's gonna be so good. We were
Speaker 1: like the worst couple in the back. There's like a
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. And then your baby. We can bring your baby.
Speaker 1: That could be like, I'm with lace, you should start
Speaker 1: with a pillow. I'll start out super pregnant, and then
Speaker 1: we'll put like water on the floor and then we'll
Speaker 1: have your baby. Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. Okay. So so I feel like if they
Speaker 1: can't make it, nobody can make it. I feel like
Speaker 1: they're the Tanner and Jade of the present day Bachelor.
Speaker 1: We've been a minute because we lost Carly and Evan.
Speaker 1: I mean, who else is your bead? Well, there's Joe,
Speaker 1: There's Joe and Serena. Yeah still they got married married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we met them. They did. They didn't our podcast of Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: They did the live show. They are both gorgeous. He's handsome,
Speaker 1: you know what. I was always sort of like whatever
Speaker 1: about him, But when we met him, for actually, you're funny.
Speaker 1: You don't seem to give a fuck. You're so like Chicago.
Speaker 1: Like the whole time we'd be like, and what's your
Speaker 1: thoughts in that? And he'd be like, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: really care because you're a real person. They scouted him
Speaker 1: at a grocery store that was not his grocery store.
Speaker 1: They ran into my Whole Foods. Yeah, he just takes
Speaker 1: own grocery that a we all have that. That what's
Speaker 1: the way? How shitty's your store? Yeah? You don't have
Speaker 1: the ganting stuff? They jo, Yeah, we Actually he had
Speaker 1: a great line because he said they asked him like
Speaker 1: what do you do? He's like, I own a grocery store,
Speaker 1: and they're like, do you own this grocery store? And
Speaker 1: He's like, if I own this grocery store, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be talking to me. Yeah. I was like, it's true.
Speaker 1: Whole someone who owns a Whole Foods On the back
Speaker 1: food do you think an individual owns a Whole Foods?
Speaker 1: Like if do you think I should? Or like how
Speaker 1: people own Dominoes? I think so, like franchise, I feel
Speaker 1: like I could own that Whole Foods right there. People's Amazon.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't just different. I feel like
Speaker 1: Whole Foods is one big entity in them. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: actually do like dozen stuff Amazon the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: think so, But I don't know if you can franchise them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you'd want to know it seems
Speaker 1: like a tough biz. Seems like a tough biz. Everyone's
Speaker 1: always like, are you going to get this in stock? Yeah? Miserable, stockless?
Speaker 1: How dare you that much stock? How do you have
Speaker 1: you every day? Catch? Yeah? Everyone's like, why are there
Speaker 1: no oranges? Some rotting oranges? Exactly? I would always look
Speaker 1: shrank down and smells like penicillin at all time. Here
Speaker 1: Henry Pete all over the oranges. Okay, so here we are?
Speaker 1: Is there? So? Also they trot out so Jo and Serena.
Speaker 1: There we've got more like I didn't see them because
Speaker 1: I was writing how did they look? Kenny? And I
Speaker 1: think they recently got engaged. That's nice. Kind of a
Speaker 1: crush on him with his nude picks and his and
Speaker 1: his like and it's like rooster his like Mara, Mara,
Speaker 1: mariy mari, let's go, will you p photo? Remember him?
Speaker 1: He's the boy man managing with the big flag tattoo.
Speaker 1: Clearly a big Trump guy. Yeah, And he was like
Speaker 1: it wasn't he like a erotic dancer or something he
Speaker 1: did like he did like softcore porn or something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was hot. He was hot, let me see.
Speaker 1: And he was like he was also really nice. And
Speaker 1: that's right. She was Miss Puerto Rico. I picked her.
Speaker 1: She was my pick one year to win or to
Speaker 1: be the next bachelor, and but now she did win.
Speaker 1: She got They're happy, they're so cute. They're still doing well.
Speaker 1: I think they adopted a dog. Oh I like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's the commitment. Yeah, he's cute. They're cute,
Speaker 1: they're hot. Where do they live? Probably A probably l A.
Speaker 1: All right, should we take another quick breaking Chicago? I
Speaker 1: love that. That's right, because remember Doug Benson thought he
Speaker 1: saw him when he was performing at and he kept changed.
Speaker 1: There was there was a cover band that was playing.
Speaker 1: You know that he probably do. You probably don't dose anything.
Speaker 1: So there's the one I thought you might be too big.
Speaker 1: There's one that's like there's the one that's like in
Speaker 1: the city, and then there's the one that's out near
Speaker 1: the airport that's at that sort of like grove type place.
Speaker 1: So at that place they have like the town square
Speaker 1: and they have like so they had like a band,
Speaker 1: they had like cover bands there. So there was a
Speaker 1: guy that Doug there was a cover band that so
Speaker 1: Doug Benson thought it might be Kenny because there was
Speaker 1: a cover ban that made have been one of his bands.
Speaker 1: So he chased a man around the park screaming Kenny Kenny,
Speaker 1: and the guy was like pissed at Doug Benson because
Speaker 1: he what are you looking at? Just a cute photo
Speaker 1: of them with their dog. That's so cute. They seem like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see this, Okay, Well they just had
Speaker 1: from Draassic Park. I mean, that's cute costumes. They're all right,
Speaker 1: they're living their lives, can actually create like real couples.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. They're cute. Remember when halfway through he
Speaker 1: went and in the that's right, that's right. At least
Speaker 1: some to use the boom boom with so much more
Speaker 1: boom boom room. Last you gotta get Demi on Demi
Speaker 1: boom booms. I don't know why they're like nobody was
Speaker 1: doing it this time. It's so strange. I don't get
Speaker 1: that is how I'd use the booming room. I'd go, hello, ladies,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the boom boom room if anyone wants
Speaker 1: to come in. You you're all out of the league,
Speaker 1: all of you, So I'll just white and then as
Speaker 1: I hear someone walking by you'd hear this buffled still
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, you're the guy in the box that
Speaker 1: came in. Guy they got wheeled in the box. That
Speaker 1: was James was the guy in the box. He came
Speaker 1: in and he had his Ba bats on. I didn't
Speaker 1: see spats coming out of a box. He he's got
Speaker 1: no game with women. He has no game. He felt
Speaker 1: like a normal, nice guy. He's just like a normal
Speaker 1: He works out of the time, he haing slick, and
Speaker 1: then he's just like I think he's a bit simply
Speaker 1: used to goes ah. Yeah, and he's best friends with Aaron,
Speaker 1: which is an interesting Aaron grew on me. Karon grew
Speaker 1: on me. I didn't like how he gas lit her,
Speaker 1: but I found him entertaining. I fear that if I
Speaker 1: had enough heat stroke in Margarita's I'd be like Aaron.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, yeah, I know Aaron would be good
Speaker 1: for Abby. I guess I don't know. Yeah, sure, Who
Speaker 1: would you pick Katie out of all the guys on
Speaker 1: the Tyler? Probably Tyler? I think he's so cute. Who
Speaker 1: would you pick? Dr Banana Man? Who else was there? Oh,
Speaker 1: let's talk Tarzan. Tarzan and Jill will get to in
Speaker 1: a second, who would you pick? So we had the twins,
Speaker 1: we had our Russian Alex, we had oh wait, I
Speaker 1: would pick the thor's bodyguard. Okay, great. When he when
Speaker 1: he went, he goes, yeah, I've been to Hong Kong.
Speaker 1: Remember that, Like we said he'd been to Hong Kong.
Speaker 1: You guys the girl he guys, She goes, I mean
Speaker 1: this country is going as being a Hong Kong And
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, it's a strip clup, So I googled it.
Speaker 1: It's strip it's a brothel, Hong Kong. Into you one.
Speaker 1: It's it's just got a strip club down stairs and
Speaker 1: all the other things in rooms upstairs. He's like, my
Speaker 1: friend said it was the craziest place and we had
Speaker 1: to go there. Okay, I'm not condemning anyone for going
Speaker 1: to a brothel. Live your life with other stuff. I've
Speaker 1: got some things that I've done, even and he's supporting
Speaker 1: when you're trying to hit on a woman, probably don't mention.
Speaker 1: I thought he was truly one of the most hilarious characters.
Speaker 1: He really I enjoyed it when she was like when
Speaker 1: he when he was like, Jill, I'll give it a go,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I thought that was great. They
Speaker 1: are they should be together. My girl lives in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: She gives tours of like cemeteries or something like that.
Speaker 1: She's like an architectural um, like historian. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I thought she gave towards us. So was there a
Speaker 1: cemetery thing? Maybe, I mean maybe if it's like a
Speaker 1: historical cemetery. She but I was like, I hope they
Speaker 1: and then he just ran off with her. I was like,
Speaker 1: I read it for these two crazy kids. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I felt like she didn't see that coming because when
Speaker 1: she shrieked, what are you doing? I was like, she
Speaker 1: didn't see this coming. She has no game, and I
Speaker 1: love it. I love them together. That so you would
Speaker 1: make out with Adam? Who would you make out earlier?
Speaker 1: Say Michael, But now I guess I take it back. Um,
Speaker 1: So we also have we have Powdy Andrew, we have
Speaker 1: we have Rodney. Andrew said nothing at the reunion, neither
Speaker 1: did lace. Yeah cut them out. I'm sure they did,
Speaker 1: and they just cut it for time. We've got pouty Andrew,
Speaker 1: We've got and they remember they didn't like, oh you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: Andrew is so I love Andrew. I do too, but
Speaker 1: then I felt like he got really like he needs
Speaker 1: to go through detox from from this franchip. That's the
Speaker 1: the he had. He just had fatigue, he looks. That
Speaker 1: is what happened. Yeah, but no, yeah, okay, I'll go
Speaker 1: with Andrew. Then I'll switch from Michael to Andrew. All right,
Speaker 1: he I really like him? Are you Victoria? Okay, I
Speaker 1: got I got three for different reasons. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Number one. Um, okay, so my three girls are lies
Speaker 1: of Victoria and Genevieve. Okay, okay, all three of them,
Speaker 1: all three of them stunners opinion. Yeah, Victoria for sex,
Speaker 1: sex the most Victoria. Yeah, it's like polygamy energy, I
Speaker 1: think I probably. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not having them
Speaker 1: at once. I'm just saying these are my categories. I
Speaker 1: can't pick between him. I think it's a girlfriend. I
Speaker 1: would be most drawn to Genevieve as a girlfriend. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then I think that a lies is the girl
Speaker 1: that would never date me because I'm a grub. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I need to know what happens there that's not
Speaker 1: happening in any dimension. She wouldn't she wouldn't get it
Speaker 1: at all. She wouldn't get it. She wouldn't even be
Speaker 1: like your fawn like, she wouldn't get it at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait inside, that's offensive, and you sweat. I think I would.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm saying this, and I hate myself
Speaker 1: for saying this because he fights. Mean, I think I
Speaker 1: would pick Aaron. That's fine. I told you I felt
Speaker 1: like I would be friends with Aaron, like he reminds
Speaker 1: me of some of his friends within college. Would you
Speaker 1: fix me up with? Who would you put me with?
Speaker 1: Who would if you were gonna who would it be?
Speaker 1: Other than Aaron? Rodney? Rodney? Are really gonna bone Rodney?
Speaker 1: It's so cute? Why are you you going? Rodney locks Rodney?
Speaker 1: But he's Rodney quint essentially good looking. I think he's
Speaker 1: very cute. He's handsome. I don't want to bone Rodney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely handsome. But I'm also on like I would
Speaker 1: dragonnaut Like. What about Justin? I feel like he was
Speaker 1: the ship bag though I didn't like the way he
Speaker 1: came back because you said that it was a ship
Speaker 1: back you he said he was, Oh, yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: ship you know, victorious. He's a bit like he's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's just disgusted, not even like a bastard, like a
Speaker 1: ship bag, a bag of ship. He's a bag of ship,
Speaker 1: this bag of ship. Crazy. Look at me, think, are
Speaker 1: you crazy? All right, well, let me take a quick bread.
Speaker 1: We're gonna land the plane. Oh my god, they did
Speaker 1: not know, they did not, Oh yes they did. And
Speaker 1: we're bad. All right, here we are. This is the
Speaker 1: moment we've all been waiting for him. So let's back
Speaker 1: up to when things were good for a hot second,
Speaker 1: when a man and Capri pants met with Neil Lane
Speaker 1: and uh, he's nervous, he's nervous, he's freaking out. But um, Victoria,
Speaker 1: she's like, I've never been treated so good. I love you.
Speaker 1: I can see a life with you. He's like, I
Speaker 1: get scared, you know, um, that you're gonna need so
Speaker 1: much more than I can give you. And then um,
Speaker 1: and then he pulls her down to the beach and uh,
Speaker 1: you know he's he's emotional and uh and he's like, Victoria,
Speaker 1: I literally Victoria says to him, I literally can see
Speaker 1: you as the father of my children. Um. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what um. I used to feel
Speaker 1: like I was never good enough. I thought I'd never
Speaker 1: deserve love. But his dad called him pork child. That's right,
Speaker 1: because he's pork child, pork chop. Look, my dad called
Speaker 1: me something like pork chop, and it builds character. So
Speaker 1: he goes and I love you, and she's like, um,
Speaker 1: You're everything. I never feel worried. I just love you.
Speaker 1: She's like, Johnny, engagement is huge. He's like, I'm scared,
Speaker 1: but um um, And then he goes, this is beforehand.
Speaker 1: He's like, She's like, I'm man. He's like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say yes just because you want to say yes.
Speaker 1: So you know that I have a choice. I I
Speaker 1: say when I stay where? So then they come back
Speaker 1: and oh, by the way, we got to see Romeo
Speaker 1: in his face side. No, it was fun to see
Speaker 1: Roneyo again. The hostage still together. They actively like they
Speaker 1: were still together. Didn't he say something like I wish
Speaker 1: I had remember what exactly it was. But like he's like,
Speaker 1: if I get engaged, then like I'm done in the world.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm done. I'm done getting Oh you know
Speaker 1: what I realized. We didn't talk about Rodney Eliza and Justin.
Speaker 1: She was like, made another mistake. Okay, that's a pen
Speaker 1: for one hot second. And and Johnny just forgive just also,
Speaker 1: and I was feeling so thirsty of like, I just
Speaker 1: need to be in a successful couple for TikTok followers,
Speaker 1: like it feels. I didn't believe that she wished she
Speaker 1: was back with Rodney. I believe she knew that for
Speaker 1: like social media engagement, it's a better narrative that the
Speaker 1: world wanted her to be with Rodney. I didn't think
Speaker 1: she wanted to be with Rodney. She's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: America is mad at me, so I need to go
Speaker 1: back to being with Rodney. Rodney's a bad boy now,
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, she luck babe. I was proud
Speaker 1: of him, and he was so sweet. It was also
Speaker 1: when he was like, I said to you, I didn't
Speaker 1: want you to go, but I didn't want to be
Speaker 1: controlling IM want to be like a ship bag boyfriend
Speaker 1: that whole person. Yeah, Like he was so sweet. They
Speaker 1: should have made him bachelor. We love him. Maybe still,
Speaker 1: there's a chance, I hope maybe. Yeah, but they did
Speaker 1: make Italy but maybe in the next Yeah, fingers, come on,
Speaker 1: Rodney happened to the guy with the hair that went
Speaker 1: to the side who had the daughter. I thought he'd
Speaker 1: land him paraly I don't know. He had a bit
Speaker 1: of a controversy where like an ex called him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I don't know why I tried.
Speaker 1: I would have liked night walking around the beach going
Speaker 1: A real man doesn't kick sand like you always you
Speaker 1: always talking about real man. It's nice, you know. He
Speaker 1: could have been a good bachelor. He would have been
Speaker 1: a great bachelor. I don't know why they picked Zack.
Speaker 1: It's because they're they want I also think it's like
Speaker 1: white safe, like their fan base in the South. They're
Speaker 1: like oo Nate where it's like a pearl joker and
Speaker 1: like you know, and has it Like I think it's like,
Speaker 1: let's go with the very bland white guy from Orange County.
Speaker 1: So boring. Okay. So then um okay, So back to Victoria.
Speaker 1: So then they go and um okay. So Johnny goes
Speaker 1: to talk to um Neil Lane and he's like hot,
Speaker 1: I'm Neil Lane. This is my mobile ring. Neil Lane
Speaker 1: is always just hotting in the jungle in Mexico. He's
Speaker 1: ready to come out at any moment. He's waiting and
Speaker 1: so then so then Victoria goes. Turned out, love is
Speaker 1: not a checklist, it's a feeling. Okay, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a checklist. It was a checklist. That's the only
Speaker 1: way I could get up. Yeah, that's true. When she goes,
Speaker 1: I've never felt so accepted. You are literally my best friend.
Speaker 1: I am head over heels in love with you. And
Speaker 1: then she goes fuck and he's like, I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: He's like, I never feel confident about myself. And he
Speaker 1: was sweet. He was like, I will have your back.
Speaker 1: I will be there for you when you're sick. Um,
Speaker 1: and he goes, every king has a powerful queen. You
Speaker 1: are my queen, hands down. And then they were so
Speaker 1: cute and they're like we're engaged. Cut to Greg Grip.
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, we're gonna bring out Victoria. Fuck you bitches.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, keep the funk off of my man. Get
Speaker 1: away from my man. But because she's broken up marriages,
Speaker 1: because we're all trying to steal that white rapper. Yes,
Speaker 1: Johnny was so stoic the last bit of it, like
Speaker 1: yeah you. He hardly had a motion on his face.
Speaker 1: He looked so terrified, but then when he was proposing, Yes,
Speaker 1: I was so amazed at what a heart. It was
Speaker 1: so sweet. Yes, I mean he was called pork chop.
Speaker 1: I mean think about like whatever his male figure in
Speaker 1: his life was, you know what I mean. So I'm
Speaker 1: sure it wasn't like you don't share your feel into
Speaker 1: pork chop, Like what are you gonna you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like carrying on like a poke chop is
Speaker 1: when someone's acting like a decade or something. I think
Speaker 1: he was saying that because he would always say called
Speaker 1: him like chubby and stuff. Oh yeah, we do that
Speaker 1: all the time us in Australia. We just walk around
Speaker 1: and point at fat, pickle and luff. So it' that's
Speaker 1: Australian Okay. So then um, so then they get engaged
Speaker 1: and um and they come out they're like, well, we're
Speaker 1: not good enough. He was out first. He's like I
Speaker 1: started to feel not good enough. And then Victoria went
Speaker 1: parading around after Paradise um and we were fighting so much,
Speaker 1: and and then so they come out of it was toxic.
Speaker 1: She's like, great, that fits your narrative. And then he's
Speaker 1: like I loved the breaking of the fourth wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that fits the narrative. It's like, he goes, it's not
Speaker 1: the narrative, it's what is out there. You cheated on
Speaker 1: me with Greg Grippa of Katy Season. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: you call me a fucking cunt. I have an argument
Speaker 1: on this, right, you have argument, loves, You didn't pitted
Speaker 1: him against the wall. You allowed to call each other
Speaker 1: if you cheat on me, I'm allowed to go you're ant?
Speaker 1: Did she said? Cunt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she said kind
Speaker 1: But like if she was cheating with and there's footage,
Speaker 1: surely in an argument you could say, oh, you're a cunt.
Speaker 1: Like wrong about this? I mean, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean she was acting like she felt like she
Speaker 1: had that little ammunition points where she was going to go.
Speaker 1: And then you did this, and then you said I
Speaker 1: couldn't cook and clean and it was like and then
Speaker 1: when you know, she goes, let you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: cooking clean and he's what are you good? Like you
Speaker 1: have to hear intonation and arguments. You have to be
Speaker 1: in the room. You can't just go. And then you
Speaker 1: said this, You said that. It doesn't take away from
Speaker 1: the fact that she very clearly was cheating on it. Yes,
Speaker 1: she very clearly was. If not, she was talking to
Speaker 1: him from day one when she came out and talking
Speaker 1: to him before she went in. Yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: talking to Greg before she Yeah, she said it. She
Speaker 1: said we were speaking and but it was nothing and
Speaker 1: then we went in and then but it's not clear
Speaker 1: to me when they started talking again and when they
Speaker 1: came out went to Rome. Yeah, those photos dropped on
Speaker 1: like two or three weeks ago. So I don't even
Speaker 1: Rome happen. Is he got money? What does he don't?
Speaker 1: No one knows how they say to not really like
Speaker 1: they must know each other pretty well. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: it is just a fun let's go to Rome for
Speaker 1: a first date, but like, I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: something was going on, right. The theory was that no
Speaker 1: one knew them in Rome and they wouldn't get his phone.
Speaker 1: But they did. Just come over to my house and
Speaker 1: we'll want to tell you all some postmates and we'll
Speaker 1: see if we like each other. You don't have your
Speaker 1: first and that's not an invitation for sex. It's like
Speaker 1: we're both minors, celebrities who don't want to get caught
Speaker 1: doing this. Right now, It's like, yeah, do it like
Speaker 1: anyone else does a phase. Yeah. I felt so bad
Speaker 1: for Johnny though, because they were just like when he
Speaker 1: came out, they're all giggly and like that, oh my tattoo.
Speaker 1: And then she goes everyone already fucking hates us if
Speaker 1: they don't want to, if they want to keep hating us,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Yeah we got tattoos. It
Speaker 1: means high. I mean to it's but also like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know. I think it's like I think somebody could
Speaker 1: be like I think you say chow for anything, but
Speaker 1: go both ways. So it was just like I can't
Speaker 1: believe she hit. So she was such a wild card
Speaker 1: on Pete's season, but then she behaved all season and
Speaker 1: was sweet like if you're if you're kind of a
Speaker 1: bad person, I can't believe she could behave for that.
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't drink because like to be on camera
Speaker 1: being plied with drinks for that many weeks, to like
Speaker 1: be able to not let your true colors come out.
Speaker 1: Because I actually got fooled. I was like, I really
Speaker 1: like Victoria. She's sweet. I think I thought I had
Speaker 1: a cha turnaround, Like you know what, maybe she show
Speaker 1: herself she's changed, like maybe she's cool. She was sweet
Speaker 1: with them. I was happy for them. And then it
Speaker 1: turns out I can't believe you could behave that well
Speaker 1: for that long if you're maybe not that nice of
Speaker 1: a person. She was very nice and like she and
Speaker 1: like she would like comfort other people and like and
Speaker 1: her points were validy and even be like, what's your job?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? I want to get
Speaker 1: married and that babies Like she actually asked real mature questions.
Speaker 1: I was shocked she was able to keep it up
Speaker 1: for that long. It was weird. It was just unraveled. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and I was sort of like, fuck you,
Speaker 1: fuck you fuck oh yeah, yeah we got that tattoos.
Speaker 1: And then Tyler does She's like, shut the funk up, Tyler,
Speaker 1: And then as why even come back on the show.
Speaker 1: Just be off in your relationship? Why? Why did why
Speaker 1: was Greg there? It was goes through it? Why did
Speaker 1: Johnny go through? Like she made some accusations that didn't
Speaker 1: make him look there contractual obligation and Johnny did. He
Speaker 1: was so sweet and you know when they were talking
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and he was like, I know
Speaker 1: you could have said more about her, but you didn't
Speaker 1: and that was like so nice. So Tyler and Johnny
Speaker 1: fighting in the parking lot was so exciting? Was that
Speaker 1: like CBS Radford? Where are we? What's Burbank? Right? I
Speaker 1: don't know? Can you ask your friend when they film it?
Speaker 1: I think it's CBS Radford. I could be wrong, but
Speaker 1: maybe it doesn't matter. I thought it was Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1: But maybe I don't care. If it's in Bloody Phoenix
Speaker 1: with going yeah, we're going, well, I'm willing to travel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it salt like they I feel like we should have
Speaker 1: like two shirts that like combined to make a matching statement.
Speaker 1: Do you have to read them both together to be
Speaker 1: like or it could be like I'm a Johnny, like
Speaker 1: I'm a Serene or whatever. I like that. We need
Speaker 1: to have a hashtag on it. We need meet me
Speaker 1: in the boom boom room. Yeah you can, you can.
Speaker 1: You can. You can have intiens his boom and on
Speaker 1: that one that his booms will be boom boom room.
Speaker 1: Um okay, So then, um that was really it. That
Speaker 1: was really that was really it. I mean overall, how
Speaker 1: do you how did you think the season was? You
Speaker 1: loved it? Jem it? What did you like about the
Speaker 1: executive you love you like when they actually ended up
Speaker 1: liking when they split up the Metal they tried to
Speaker 1: stir him up at every single moment. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they tried to do it is now your relationship
Speaker 1: is going to be tested, like we're helping you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just sunk around. Um. How overall, how did you think
Speaker 1: the season was, Katie? Um? I it was entertaining that
Speaker 1: it was mean at times. Honestly, I thought it was
Speaker 1: too many episodes. Yeah, it could have been a little less.
Speaker 1: I felt like they had to do a lot of filler. Um.
Speaker 1: But you know, it created a few guess one cute
Speaker 1: couple at least Yelling Michaels and maybe maybe Jill and Tarziaye.
Speaker 1: So I mean, overall it was entertaining. Dr Bbs. I
Speaker 1: loved it. I thought they had a great group of personalities,
Speaker 1: like the Jill, the Genevieve, like yeah, the twins, the twins. Kay.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a spectacular season of Paradise. Okay, great, Kate,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy it? I was okay, I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to go in. I didn't do that. I didn't your
Speaker 1: first Paradise. Second, why didn't you do the last season,
Speaker 1: I didn't do the two girls. Why why? It was
Speaker 1: just like, you know, I think I'm done. Why Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel that interested anymore. It's a really
Speaker 1: it's a lot of time. And I was just like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I got a cold. It wasn't COVID a cold, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like in bed and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, let me to see what's happening over there.
Speaker 1: I assumed through like five episodes as soon as you
Speaker 1: texted me, I, we've got to get her on. And
Speaker 1: the amount of joy this season I want. But I
Speaker 1: think I'm back in again. And also yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: pure like it just makes me happy. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Now it seems like now we were saying personally that
Speaker 1: it looks like Victoria's on the next season's coming in,
Speaker 1: She's hosting a date with greg or something. Um, okay,
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Speaker 1: Now you watched a little bit of the finale with me.
Speaker 1: Was just the very final part. What did you think
Speaker 1: of the Shenanigans. So we have we have Serene Brandon.
Speaker 1: You fell asleep though Mittens has decided that you're her boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mitten's she cuddled me too hard when I went to sleep.
Speaker 1: You literally it was like you got drugged like Brendan
Speaker 1: and Serene on the day bad. She's like a heating pad,
Speaker 1: she was. It was. I texted Dr Banana a photo
Speaker 1: of you with with the girls, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: he's in because he's because you've not been a cat
Speaker 1: guy before. I'm allergic to cats. But now I think
Speaker 1: me being allergic was the perfect amount of distance I created.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, why is he not? Like that's
Speaker 1: hard to I was playing hard to get biologically, and
Speaker 1: then they're like, we're gonna We're gonna win that. It
Speaker 1: was biologically, like why is this person not paying attention
Speaker 1: to me? That's the one. And by the way, I've
Speaker 1: been feeding them and like cleaning their litter box every
Speaker 1: day for years. Yeah, but they followed me around. Now
Speaker 1: they follow you around now, which kind of like such bullshit. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, and then usually I might have to start
Speaker 1: digging them. Um, you got to read a pick up
Speaker 1: artist book, you know what? I Corey's on it and
Speaker 1: that guy is the king of Megan. You know what.
Speaker 1: So Patrick Brewster actually bought me the game and sent
Speaker 1: it to me, but I think I donated it. I
Speaker 1: didn't read it, Like I did you read the book?
Speaker 1: What book? The game? No? No, no I didn't. He's like,
Speaker 1: how do you think I got to eat? He was like,
Speaker 1: I would never go out with you. That was his
Speaker 1: opening line. You're disgusting. I would never. Actually, I was like, sup,
Speaker 1: are you single? Sorry? Sorry, I hate every woman? Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was like, we'll sign me up. And
Speaker 1: then so you but you had quite Now what part
Speaker 1: did you actually see last night? Did you see Johnny
Speaker 1: and Victoria? I think I passed out when um Rodney
Speaker 1: stood up for himself. Oh yeah? Were you happy that
Speaker 1: he did? Yeah? Of course he needed. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: that that was a clear you were you. I was
Speaker 1: actually happy for you. Thought that that she just came
Speaker 1: back and she was like, I messed up. I will
Speaker 1: flew to see him in Baltimore, but now I'm back.
Speaker 1: And you thought she was just thirsty for followers. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. I don't know what I can in cancer.
Speaker 1: You can say that. Okay, yeah, that's definitely She was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, this guy's out. I'm going to get this
Speaker 1: guy now because I agree with you. Otherwise I'm going
Speaker 1: to be irrelevant. I agree with you, and I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. Um, here we go, you guys, we love Rodney.
Speaker 1: I love Rodney. Now what you did have advice for
Speaker 1: Rodney though, for how he could get more ladies? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't have it. I mean, Rodney's obviously killing the game,
Speaker 1: but you felt like he was too. I mean, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be the guy. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be the guy that everybody loves as if if everybody's
Speaker 1: rooting for you, I imagine in this world where there's
Speaker 1: a lot of toxicity relationship wise, Um, being the cool,
Speaker 1: friendly guy is not the optimal strategy because you're too
Speaker 1: much in the friend zone. You're and everybody's friends. Everybody's like,
Speaker 1: we love you, and it's like if you love me
Speaker 1: so much then and then so that's an ye, well trendy.
Speaker 1: What a joy it's been to watch this with you
Speaker 1: and uh and thank you for thank you for this
Speaker 1: coming saying hello, Okay, okay, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: because nat he has to pick up a pie. All right,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, final thing. Okay, here's our Here's an
Speaker 1: email that I loved says I just turned sixty five,
Speaker 1: So that's the subject lines. This is so good, you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna love it. I applied for Senior Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It said over sixty five only and asked some pretty
Speaker 1: odd questions. And I'm pretty sure I already signed an
Speaker 1: NDA so bleep better name, which I'm probably violating as
Speaker 1: we speak. I definitely will not get a call back
Speaker 1: because I am very average looking, have short hair, saggy titties,
Speaker 1: and I missed dirty size twelve. But if they do
Speaker 1: contact me and I have to go date some old geezer,
Speaker 1: I am blaming you and my concern for Katie's well being.
Speaker 1: They asked for pictures, and all my pictures are of
Speaker 1: me extricating my granddaughter's yogurt covered hands for my hair.
Speaker 1: The only one I had of my full body was
Speaker 1: me in a Black Lives Matter T shirt, which is
Speaker 1: probably disqualifying for a show centered around boomers. I didn't
Speaker 1: hope for you are in ha ha ha x, so
Speaker 1: we won't reveal their name. How great is that email?
Speaker 1: We love you? Her initials or d S. We need
Speaker 1: more of you and your grandparents to do this. DS.
Speaker 1: You're the hottest one that we have. We thank you
Speaker 1: for your service. Um, so exciting. Alright, back to tweet
Speaker 1: of the week. All right, would you guys like to
Speaker 1: do a tweet of the week? Um? You know what.
Speaker 1: There was a person that asked and we can do that?
Speaker 1: That was like, hey Twitter, we're mad at Twitter and
Speaker 1: we don't want to be on Twitter. So they were like,
Speaker 1: is it okay if we email you? And so I
Speaker 1: said yes, So for future, if people don't want to
Speaker 1: support Twitter, you can email us by midnight and you
Speaker 1: can be included like a list of tweets. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got so we got someone so that we've included that.
Speaker 1: I wanted that because I again I I support that
Speaker 1: they didn't want to support Twitter, so that we don't
Speaker 1: want to force you to do Twitter. So this is
Speaker 1: their tweet of the week from Joe Joe Main. Um,
Speaker 1: I never in a million years thought I would want
Speaker 1: to rewatch an episode of batstor in Paradise And then
Speaker 1: well said these words clam jammed by Jill. Pretty smart.
Speaker 1: It was very smart. I'm not gonna okay, here we go. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, here's our here's our we have because it's
Speaker 1: from two episodes, so there's quite a few to pick
Speaker 1: crome Um okay, uh. This is from Rebecca at Elegant
Speaker 1: Crop Top. I need to know more about that woman
Speaker 1: in the audience who was so touched by Logan building
Speaker 1: a business with his camera. That woman's gonna be you,
Speaker 1: just like there was a woman who was so fucking
Speaker 1: blown away. He came out here with a suitcase and
Speaker 1: dream and oh my god, wait, can I just really
Speaker 1: quickly say on his Instagram I discovered he was actually
Speaker 1: a nightcrawler for a while that you know, like the
Speaker 1: people who like go in the middle of the night
Speaker 1: and like take video footage for news stations in the
Speaker 1: movie what is their name? They have a name after
Speaker 1: always called I don't know, but it's a very intense
Speaker 1: job and you see a lot of really terrifying things.
Speaker 1: WHOA alright, this is from Rebecca at Elegant Crop Top.
Speaker 1: It's not even about the car you drive or the
Speaker 1: gym you go to. Those were just symbolic of deeper
Speaker 1: things that I was feeling, which was money. You don't
Speaker 1: have enough money. Okay, then we have um uh. This
Speaker 1: is from uh Nikki Lameshka at m Lameshka. It took
Speaker 1: a couple of seasons, but Tyler's convo with Johnny and
Speaker 1: the Alley finally proved he is from the Jersey shore.
Speaker 1: That did feel very Jersey. Come bro, you don't even
Speaker 1: need her. Okay. This is This is from Elo Tattoo
Speaker 1: at Elo Tattoo. So you're telling me serial homewrecker, multiple
Speaker 1: batched contestant dating White Lives Matters model Victoria lie to
Speaker 1: Johnny on National TV about cheating with Grippo and then
Speaker 1: shrieked defensively at the audience and Jesse Palmer, I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: This is from gene at Aunt Gayles. Never forget that
Speaker 1: this guy was the hottest commodity on the beach. Look
Speaker 1: at the photogan put logan, look at look at him.
Speaker 1: He was like four women wanted that guy. Um um.
Speaker 1: This is from Ginet aunt Gayle's Victoria telling Tyler to
Speaker 1: shut the funk up? Was the boss bitch move Kate
Speaker 1: thought she was making at this Rose ceremony. That's true,
Speaker 1: that was a bustice moves. This is from a Diana
Speaker 1: Skews at Six Gables bags Victoria and Serene shop on
Speaker 1: opposite sides of White House Black Market. That's what you mentioned.
Speaker 1: There you go, there, you go. You notice that my
Speaker 1: wife noticed that not took credit than This is from
Speaker 1: gene at on Gayle's Johnny definitely wrote his vows as
Speaker 1: a rap. Um. Okay, this is um. This is from
Speaker 1: Prime Minister Alexis at ABC Madson Bold of Johnny to
Speaker 1: propose in those pants. Yeah yeah, um. This is also
Speaker 1: from Gina on Gayle's Kate logan. I don't hate you
Speaker 1: because you're poor. You're poor because I hate you. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it means, but I liked it. Alright.
Speaker 1: Final final two about logan Linda at Contact find logan
Speaker 1: looks like an American playing a British actor. Is yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is from Gina on Gayle's logan. Definitely googled
Speaker 1: how to dress Rich backstage? Most of me the final
Speaker 1: two alright, So here in the final two, it's either
Speaker 1: Jane at On Gail's logan definitely googled how to dress
Speaker 1: Rich backstage or Linday at Contact finds logan looks like
Speaker 1: an American playing a British actor. Okay, Kate British actor.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go British British actor. Oh my god, do
Speaker 1: you want yourself asleep crowd? Logan looks like an American
Speaker 1: playing a British actor, even unless you're mailing address to
Speaker 1: get your sleep crowd? Did you get a sleep crown?
Speaker 1: How is it? I haven't used it yet? What I
Speaker 1: haven't been traveling? You got the travel pillow? Did you
Speaker 1: take home? Did you did you touch it? I've only
Speaker 1: just know you've touched it. It's soft soft, I can't.
Speaker 1: I need you to try. I'll try it. I'll report
Speaker 1: back to you today. Will you I need that you
Speaker 1: won't be the ship bag that we all thought that
Speaker 1: you are. Um, oh my god, what a season? What
Speaker 1: a season, Jim Jefferies, what a joy? What would you
Speaker 1: like to promote your going on tours? I'm cheering Asia
Speaker 1: and Britain and Europe. So if the next thing is
Speaker 1: that if all the Asian people who are listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast about American bachelory have I think I think
Speaker 1: we have some people in Europe, and my crap, we
Speaker 1: are people around I just got a Jim Jeffrey still
Speaker 1: come are we doing gigs someway? That's so fun Kate mccouchee,
Speaker 1: what would you like to promote for the holiday season.
Speaker 1: I did an episode of Garmel del Toro's new show,
Speaker 1: Cabinet of Curiosity, and my episode is called The Outside.
Speaker 1: It's a Christmas episode. I play a woman who wants
Speaker 1: to be beautiful and puts all her hope in a
Speaker 1: beauty cream and then things get a little crazy. It's
Speaker 1: really really fun. Check it out. That is so fun.
Speaker 1: Where did you film it in Toronto? Was it fun?
Speaker 1: So much fun? How long were you there? For? Six weeks?
Speaker 1: And I love episode? Kid here and I went because
Speaker 1: I wasn't I was in every scene that there's no
Speaker 1: time to hang why would I bring him? And also
Speaker 1: with COVID and stuff, so I was free and it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, it's so and it's crazy because
Speaker 1: I was working sixteen nowadays some days, but it was
Speaker 1: just like a vacation and honestly to one of the
Speaker 1: most fun jobs I've ever had. Um So, yeah, check
Speaker 1: it out. That's so cool. You know he didn't direct it,
Speaker 1: he produced it and I worked with all of his team.
Speaker 1: But I'm this amazing woman on a lily. I'm afore
Speaker 1: she did a girl walks one at night. I don't
Speaker 1: know you've seen that movie. She's so cool. And then
Speaker 1: Martin Queen Persian Queen up top. I know all my
Speaker 1: Persian queens. Yeah, she's She's so cool. And then Martin
Speaker 1: star plays my husband and Dan Stevens uh Steve Well.
Speaker 1: And as we mentioned at the very very top of
Speaker 1: the podcast, don't forget that we are doing our live show.
Speaker 1: We are as as you as just a reminder book ending.
Speaker 1: We're doing our live show at a Dynasty typewriter December night,
Speaker 1: the night before my birthday is a birthday Bachelor's in't
Speaker 1: fully improvised season of The Bachelor, where somebody is going,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get engaged again on stage? Will it
Speaker 1: be Dracula, will be Brian Sofie, Aaron Foley? Is it
Speaker 1: gonna be? Is it going to be? I don't know
Speaker 1: who's who's gonna win my heart this year? Well we
Speaker 1: can only wait and find out. Sure come, But you
Speaker 1: can also get your tickets from moment House. You can
Speaker 1: watch worldwide. We're gonna live stream and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: up for five days. You can get if you do
Speaker 1: the moment House. You can also buy our our party
Speaker 1: champ Merch that our Queen has designed for us. And
Speaker 1: also we're gonna be at Sketch Fest h January twenty nine.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be there. I believe Doug Benson, I believe
Speaker 1: Robbie bb Is. That season will premiere that week. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it'll be a party. It'll be such a party.
Speaker 1: So get tickets to that. And then Anna and I
Speaker 1: are doing Winterhouse, but I think we might have to
Speaker 1: take a pause and do that. Winterhouse is not that
Speaker 1: long of a season, all right, so do Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're gonna do Winterhouse, and then we're gonna go right
Speaker 1: into so your DVRs and record whatever the freaking what
Speaker 1: is it called screwed back Back in the Grooves. We're
Speaker 1: gonna screw back. We're gonna do Back in the Groove.
Speaker 1: That'll be right after Winter House. So you can join
Speaker 1: us on Patreon. All of that is on Rose Podcast,
Speaker 1: Dot Vodka tickets, all of that. You guys, Katie Levine,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, thank you for all of your service this season.
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote? As always, please adopt
Speaker 1: your foster an animal from your local shelter. Seriously, the
Speaker 1: shelters are very, very full, especially here in the Los
Speaker 1: Angeles area. If you want a foster, you can follow
Speaker 1: Foster for Life l A on Instagram and you can
Speaker 1: find out find out about great dogs that need homes.
Speaker 1: But also if you can't, if you can't adopt your foster,
Speaker 1: like consider donating or donating like blankets, especially in LA
Speaker 1: that all the shelters are outside and it's cold in
Speaker 1: that at night, and so you know, shelters and there
Speaker 1: after the outside and they always need blankets. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's heartbreak now, So if you want to just buy
Speaker 1: blankets and bring it to your local shelter, even that helps. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it, Katie, Thank you said, And
Speaker 1: then we'll be back. We'll be back. So we're also
Speaker 1: we're not gonna we're not airing the episodes. If you're
Speaker 1: watching live, show is going to be strictly live, so person,
Speaker 1: don't make me get my real estate license. And it's
Speaker 1: an exclusive experience. It's an exclusive experience. And then we'll
Speaker 1: be back at the end of January. Have a happy
Speaker 1: holiday everybody. Bye. Oh yeah, I want to get all
Speaker 1: up in your tonight. I feels so good. I just
Speaker 1: got a wonder to question figure where your words word
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