WEBVTT - You've Got Decisons: Am I a Hater or Bitter? (ft. Eddin & Wolf) 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:04.640 All right, let's get into our kick of the week, y'all. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.119 We are going to do the A, B C's of 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:14.040 Mother Earth. I looked up these kink slash fetishes that 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.520 I'm like, Damn, I don't know if we've ever talked 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.320 about it, because what the fuck? So the first one, 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.080 and I want y'all to guess what y'all think. It 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:27.000 is based on Latin roots and shit. So actorasity fetish. 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:31.960 What do you think that means? Actorasty? And I don't 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.520 know if I'm saying it right, but that's how it spelled. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:40.479 Act I are a s t y actorasty fetish, all right, y'all. 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:43.320 Hot don't know. So it is the sexual fetish known 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:48.960 when someone is aroused by the rays of the sun. Therefore, 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:52.959 someone with this fetish would love being intimate outdoors or 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.279 under a large window on a sunny afternoon. What is 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:59.480 the sun connected to acting? I don't know. I just 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.760 thought y'all might know. Let and roots. I don't know 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:06.119 this next one though, mind you. The other the other 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.480 a one was way too easy. Y'all would have got it. Aquaphilia, okay, 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:14.280 fucking in the water aqua you know, all right, So 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:19.920 this next one bronzophilia. And this has nothing to do 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:29.360 with lebron Jays Damn bronzophilia. This actually I think I'm 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.000 a bronxophiliac. I don't know if that's the word, but 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:36.120 this is me. So Bronsophilia is the fetish when someone 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:41.479 gets extremely aroused by thunderstorms. What the fun? Yes, Oh, 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.920 I ain't gonna hold you the way I'm the way 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.360 I rub my pussy when it's raining. I'd be like, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.120 oh my god, time to like go play with myself. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.600 When I hear that god damn rain and thunder, my 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.840 whole body shut sound and I just get horny. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.560 Why because your body knows there's nothing else you can 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:59.080 do right now right you can. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.480 Know what I just said. So I went to Mexico 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.680 to get this dental shit done. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.560 Long story short. One of the days it was crazy thunder. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.760 So my nigga wakes up and he's like, damn that sucks. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.640 And I was like, bro, we're on vacation to do nothing. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.160 Now we are actually in the best place. So we 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.760 come outside and it's all inclusive reward. And you could 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.520 tell they stress and they'll know what activities to do 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.000 for people. They were like, Oh, they're so sorty. You know, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:29.680 you guys haveing a good day. I'm like, we're having 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.280 a nigga. I had that sex blaze on my face, 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:32.800 you know what. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:33.720 The little dried up. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.799 Coming looked a little white. It looked like I had 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:39.360 some eggs of a flakes, just seemen. I love when 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:40.240 it rings. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.720 Give it to me, all right, and now for see, 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:49.839 let's see if y'all can get this. This one was strange. Chasmophilia, 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.760 by the way, it has something to avoid you. It's 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:59.120 all about mother Earth. Chasmophilia, by the way. I love 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.200 that there's kinks that we still don't know that I 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:02.359 saw and I was like, what the fuck? 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:03.480 I don't think we ever talked about it. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:05.359 Close? 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.280 What did you say? 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.520 No, we was closer. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:12.360 I'm thinking of something like feeling the ground, like grounding close. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:17.320 Chasmophilia is an unusual and interesting fetish. What it means 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:22.160 is that one is aroused by crevices, caverns, and valleys. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:26.040 Oh wow, okay, literally maybe a bitch one, which, to 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:30.800 be fair, I did fucking a cave in in in Jamaica. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.720 Now I don't I haven't been to Green Canyon yet, 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:35.720 so I don't know if my mind would be turned 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.800 on by wanting to fuck in the can? 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.119 Were other people in the like how big is the cave? 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.360 Like the cave? The cave is like the size of 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:45.640 this room that we're in. And there was a waterfall 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.840 like blocking it. So it's a really dark cave, the 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:53.080 waterfalls coming down and we we know no bat we 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:54.440 were the only ones in it. It's like a man 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.360 made one. It was at the Nude Poole. Oh, it 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.240 was like a fake cave, clean cave. 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.200 But it was given cave no, because like you know, 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.000 when you go on vacation you start walking with the 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:02.720 bull shoes. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.160 Yeah no, no, no, I'm giving that care. It was 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:09.800 given a cave in a pool, a belt cave, all right. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:14.720 So for the hooda, this is what I found online 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.320 and I was like, never thought of it this way. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:24.960 This is called tactile exploration. So this is when and 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.560 this is a real vanilla tip by the way, for y'all. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.600 So when I read it, I was like, oh, I 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.760 never thought about that, but yes, this is great because 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.640 I feel it when I'm in other people's bed. So 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:40.680 tactile exploration is the introduction of very textures in the 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.400 bedroom where you would have sex. So you could either 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.080 do this through bedding, you could do it through clothing 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:51.960 or even accessories. So for example, silk sheets I ain't 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.880 gonna hold you gives a way different thing, a way 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.400 different feeling when you're having sex on your body, like 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.640 silk sheets. I had a nigga with silk sheets, and 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.840 I was like, this nigga is a whore because it 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.359 felt like I just knew. I said, oh, you have 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.800 to be a slut. First off, what nigga has silk sheets? 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.240 But also it made me feel like, why the fuck 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:13.080 don't I have silk sheets? Because silk sheets ate on 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:14.960 your body like you slide a little bit more and 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.200 you don't feel like mind you, it just doesn't feel 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.320 as rough. But also it's cold. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.200 I'm like wondering right now if the silk shit sheets 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.720 things was recent, right, somebody listening to this like hold on. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.400 Bruh silk sheets. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.760 I was like, oh, I think I've actually thought men 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.440 were horries for having silk fillercases, because well that's that 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.960 you well, unless he got dreads or hair, than it 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.720 is for him if he got braids or dreads. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.560 I'm not even thinking it's for a bitch. I'm thinking 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:53.720 this nigga cares about his locks. They do. Okay. Another 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.880 way to incorporate this is with temperature play, so warmed 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.800 or cooled objects to stimulate nerve endings. Now, this is 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.440 the tip that I found so interesting because I never 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:09.640 thought about it. She did do that, didn't she. So 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.039 a cool tip for this would be for those of 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:18.760 you with lube. Now, yes, sometimes you just keep it 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:22.320 in your drawer, you keep it around. Wow. The tip 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:25.520 is to actually place one of your loubes in the fridge. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.640 Place them in the fridge, and it says, instead of 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.159 just applying it to your genitals, this could be a 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.600 fun way for you to incorporate a cold sensation all 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.480 over the body. Okay, so maybe just massage fridge. Well, 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:41.599 it's that astro. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.800 Glad liquid in the fridge. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.479 But I wonder I accidentally massaged my nigga with lube 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.360 once instead of oh shit, because. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.159 It's just dark and I was about to actually what 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.239 It does get a little. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.520 Sticky after a while. Okay, we just did this whole 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.200 play and it was so dumb. It was only three 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:02.560 days ago. But basically he got out the shower. Yeah, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.560 I think he told me he wanted to do more 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:05.880 role play while we were at dinner. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.240 I'm like, is there anything you want? 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.159 It was the part of that conversation I was saying 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.680 on our last episode, do anything you want, and he 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.520 was like, I just don't want no's, Like I want 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.680 us to do weird shit to each other's bodies, like 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.800 I want everykay to feel like a yes all the time. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.000 And I'm like okay. So I got out the shower 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.040 and he was laying down on a towel. 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.080 I think he was like loationing up after his shower, 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.000 and so I got out in heels and panties and 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.120 I was like, sir, thank you so much for coming 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.720 to the student massage class. 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.160 I hope I do well. I might mess up, but 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.600 I'm hoping that I can please you. So he's just 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:42.960 looking at me like what the fuck is wrong with 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:43.360 this bitch? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.720 So I laid him down and I put the towel 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.440 over his eyes, and I turned the lights down because 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.280 for some reason, for me, I get nervous when the 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:57.880 lights are right. Okay, I'm just like the mood, bro, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:59.960 you got the mood set of also like I got there. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.000 I want scar from when I got fucked up, you 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.040 know what I'm saying. I got green on my knee 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.800 from the bruise. Like it's too much. So I turned 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.040 the light down and now I can't see luber oil. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.320 And they kind of you know, and they do different things. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:13.080 Once it went on. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:18.000 In his body, I knew it wasn't vitamin e and 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.200 I started to feel how thick it was and the 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:20.960 nigga go my hair. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.400 So it was but you know, I was still at it. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.480 Also, he was like really good of an actor, too good, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.040 And it started to make me laugh because what. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:31.280 Was he acting like? 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.560 I was like, he was like, oh, not there, not 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.440 there right, like basically saying I wasn't doing it going. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.000 I was like, oh no, well is this better? So 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.920 I started sucking stick and he's like, my wife doesn't 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:45.240 let me do that. You just got a little taste 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:48.360 of the Horrible Decisions Patreon. But why it's up there 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.439 tap in for the full, uncut and way naster episodes 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:56.199 over on Patreon. Go to patreon dot com backslash Horrible 0:08:56.200 --> 0:09:00.240 Decisions and unlike all the messy, t wild stories and 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.440 bonus content, you won't hear anywhere else. And now here's 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.400 you've got decisions. If you would like to have us 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:09.800 answer your questions. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.280 If you have a terrible job, a terrible boyfriend, or 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:18.120 a terrible throatfle guess what, you've got decisions. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:25.560 You've got decisions period. Hi everybody, welcome back. It's humped day. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:27.360 Have you humped? Oh? 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.240 Yes, I have you hoped this morning? 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.120 Not this Wait, let's see who humped the most recently? Oh? 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:32.640 For sure? 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:32.760 Me? 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:33.200 Well? 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:33.920 Yeah, this morning? 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:35.440 For sure? You you hoped today? 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:36.080 This morning? 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:39.520 You know I didn't hump today, but over the last 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.160 month for sure. Wait, we're seeing who did the most 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.600 recent I did this morning. You had sext this morning? 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.000 I had sex two days ago. Oh no, all, y'all 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.920 beat me in like a week, gir mine was like 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.640 four days ago. Hell, you got some pay this morning? 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:55.079 Yeah? 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.800 Did you release? 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:56.800 Yes? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.920 Thank you for asking me. I didn't know. 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.080 So you know we're in a company of semen retention 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:01.760 type niggas. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:03.800 No, I mean that that's fair. I mean how long 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:05.560 do you retain wolf hot? 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:06.960 What do you mean? Also? 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.079 Wolf has never told me this. I'm guessing this from 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:10.760 the berries in his posts and his hair. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.480 Give me, are you do you do? 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.080 Semen retention? Like, do you not release? 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.440 I try not to. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.240 Yeah, Like the longest I've gone and maybe in the 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.120 last year was probably like two weeks. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:27.200 My nigga, you being predictable is fun. Yesterday Wolf just 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.200 posted some conscious rap. He's like, I just discovered this artist. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:33.120 I'm like, yeah, okay, here the artist. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:35.960 I'm curious nigga from Atlanta. His name Marco plus are 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:39.360 oh with the dreads, with the dreads. 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:43.240 Yeah he's attractive, is no. It's funny because I was 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.720 on I was on Twitch, uh and I ended up 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.199 talking about like the music that I like, So I 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:55.720 was I was talking about the Joiner Lucas record, Uh 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.640 never mind MVM, but it has Maya in the video, 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.280 so I did hold like a whole breakdown of how 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.080 dope I thought that was, but also how you could 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.160 be a fucking attractive ass man and when you realize 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.240 that you a fuck nigga. Immediately in the video he 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.240 started looking unattractive by what Maya was rapping about. So 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.360 then I go from that to be like and this 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:17.360 record reminded me of my favorite record from J Cole 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.840 called loved One. So then I go and I talk 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.320 about loved Ones. Was talkless about a goddamn girl getting 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.240 pregnant and a nigga want her to have an abortion. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.160 So that takes me. Then I love that song. My 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.600 dad loves that song. Is nuts. That then takes me 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.959 to a new conscious rapper, which is why I asked 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.640 you who it was that I just I fell in 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.000 love with love his music and his name. He goes 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:44.959 by Ben Riley, but also he Roman or hero Man 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.640 or he has like he has like an alter alter ego. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.000 So anyways, I'm playing this music. And when I tell you, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.920 everyone in the chat was like, I don't know what 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.800 I expected, but I didn't think to you for you 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:58.360 to like conscious. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.360 Rap me too, and like a couple of times you 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:00.960 I don't. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.880 I don't like that you do this. You You and 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:03.760 I like the same. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:06.280 Bro. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.760 The cole like appreciation took you to. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:14.880 The Larry June thing, like I love, I like a 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:19.840 conscious gun Larry June. Larry June is like and he 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.040 likes so he looks like he should be toxic, but 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.880 his music is like, bitch, you're gonna be happy, You're 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:32.720 gonna drink a smoothie. Roger Bike dropped the top. So 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.520 like conscious wrap is great for a City Bike. I'll 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:36.040 say that. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.920 I'm not a conscious rap bro, absolutely, but I typed 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.880 in Fiasco and it just let the ship. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.200 Yeah. I think I think the only guy that I 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.760 really really like that's not super conscious rap, but actually 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.120 he is because he'd be tying in Little Bible versus. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:56.080 It's Kevin Gates. He just his public life his like 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.120 his personal life is toxic, but his music is like 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.440 he real that ship. You know. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.120 I will tell you I've been seeing a lot of 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.440 Cardi v shame on the internet over the last. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.720 You different Algorithm, the baby they praise. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.600 I see people talking shit about Stefan and the girls, 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.679 and oh no, that's what we talking about. Yeah, That's 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.960 what I'm talking about, not her album, No no, no, but 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:21.360 I was if anybody needs to be shamed, it has 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.920 to be Britney Renner. We really glazed over that. We're 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:28.360 worried about Carti, the rich bitch who had her fourth kid, 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:33.280 So who cares? Britney Renner was a boorslam and went 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.280 back the niggas. 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.679 I mean, Christy said, you still be holding another day? 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:44.040 He jumped Jackie. Christy called that thing out. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.280 And then when she's sitting here posted like Oh my god, 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.120 the way that that whole ship where her baby daddy 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.640 went like if you want to be here for the hose? 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.800 And I got Britney's little book when she was on 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.520 her little whole run to support. Oh, not too much 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.200 on her because I want her on the spot. I 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.000 just be't like I want Brittany Renner on this goddamn fire. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:08.280 Can't man also. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.560 Gonna bleep them though, we're not gonna use that them 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:11.599 words here to me, fucking nobody cares about the biggas. 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.400 But no, there's no, there's no way. There's gotta be across. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:20.040 I'm sorry, Like I would hope that that audience wouldn't 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.080 even dare click on this. But I say all this 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.920 to say Brittany Rivers has had some great moments in 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:28.560 her life in the heat job, the forty is not 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.000 one of them. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.920 For okay, Can I be honest, I would have left 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:39.480 it on a little bit longer. I'll be honest with y'all. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.920 I do wear he jumps and Kevin gates like I 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:47.400 feel like you squirt mad times. I feel like he 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.080 eats so ass and do spit. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.160 On the job. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.040 I'm not gonna hold you. I would wear a h 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:52.960 job for Kevin Gate. 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.600 Sorry, guys, I don't mean to go on my phone. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:56.320 I'm just contacting black effects. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:58.520 Y'all gonna talk about me. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.400 The god there YouTube CA. I'm gonna be up here 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:02.920 like salom or whatever. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:07.360 The man. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.160 He's gonna start making cookie videos. This is turky vacant. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.080 You start washing, you know you gotta You can't do 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.080 your nails like that. Why can't do my nails like this? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.440 Because you have to have no rhymestone. No, you have 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.680 to pray with clean hands, no polish, no nothing, Jesus 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.680 clean bitch. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.120 I will do therey for I think I might have 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.560 made said this on the pod recently. I found out 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:28.880 about the. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.800 Nail polish thing because there was this girl that I 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:32.960 used to work with and whenever she was on her period, 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:34.920 she'd be like, let's get pedicurious because she could paint 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.360 her toes. You can't do it on your period because 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.120 that's considered unclean too. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.800 Wow, Well, Kevin Gates eating my ass is unclean. But 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.080 I'm gonna be wearing that job. He's gonna pull it 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.560 from the back because you know, I ain't got no hair. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.880 He's like, oh, my. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.920 Job, daddy, nobody was eating ass until Kevin Gates. You 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:50.760 don't get enough credit. 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.960 That's not true, Jenna. She said you like groceries. 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:57.840 She got that from him, though I got it here. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.840 Wait, she got that way out she got now, Sez, 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.320 I'm unders with the. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:08.040 Second Kevin k like the eat booty train started. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:13.480 No, he started a cart his figures just like. 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.120 You know why he did that because they was probably clean. 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.600 I'm just saying, he who y'all, bro and I saw 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:23.240 that clue. We're gonna We're gonna help our good sis out. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.040 Our good sister would like to know. Is she a 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.000 hater or bitter? Either way, let's see which one she is? Okay, 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:32.240 every one is good, which means lets me know, love 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.720 it ulf aware that she is whatever she feels right now, 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:37.200 ain't right? 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.200 Hello, thank you, thank you. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.280 So I have a friend and we have been friends 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:49.240 for almost twenty years. Damn recently she broke up where 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:55.280 her toxic boyfriend of fifteen years last week. Well here's 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:58.680 the part where folks are calling me bitter. She is 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:02.320 now sleeping with my brother, who she also calls quote 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.760 unquote brother. And the way I found out is one 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.600 day I went to his house and she was sitting 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:10.400 on his couch. I asked her what was she doing there, 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:14.280 and she didn't answer, And the whole time I was there, 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.119 she didn't say a word to me. She basically looked 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.680 like a random bitch at my brother house. And we're 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:23.600 best friends. We haven't really talked since, and she is 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.800 saying that I'm not talking to her because of him. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.360 Mind you, we never had a conversation about it at all, 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:33.840 and my sisters told her the whole situation is weird 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:37.960 and awkward. Now, am I bitter or a hitter? Because 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:42.000 I separated from the whole situation. Mind you, we're in 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.840 our mid thirties. I think she's I don't think you're either. 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:48.160 I don't think you're yeah, not yeah, because I mean, 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.880 you go to your brother's house, she's there, she ignores you. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.560 She I don't care about her calling her brother also 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:58.720 brother at the same time, because it yeah, it be 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.480 like that. But I don't think she's really a hater 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.480 or better there. I think that Shorty's been kind of weird. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.000 I think the girls like start sleeping with the let's 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.240 just say one of the homeboys, or maybe like a coworker. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.240 You always are like a friend that you introduced them to, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.840 there becomes this like weird energy. Like I've noticed it 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:17.960 over time when it's come to like Alex hasn't really 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.399 been super single. I guess like he was single for 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:22.160 a bit at the start of our friendship, but I'm 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:25.439 noticing it now with Jeff at Trump House, like a 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.480 bitch might want to be put on to him, or 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:29.800 they might start acting funny, or they'll hit him up 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:31.560 and he'd be like, in this's your homegirl. 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:34.280 And I'm like, I mean my homegirl. I'll be like, bitch, 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:36.000 you're just gonna ask me about the nigga. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.560 Well, what's so is the expectation that she's so she 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:39.720 should have went through her homework. 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.320 I think it's just weird and there's a connection with 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.240 the other two. So for example, let's just say. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.639 You had a homeboy and maybe y'all went out tonight 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:50.560 to a bar and you and his friend connected after. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.320 But this is a homeboy you talk to almost. 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.920 Every day hiding it could get weird. So when you 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:56.640 have a really close friend that kind of like does 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.639 a little. From what I'm hearing, they're super close and 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.320 it's awkward that she's not bringing up this or that 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.320 it was gidden to me. The only reason why I 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:08.639 think it would be awkward is if, for whatever reason, 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:12.760 she knows or they've talked about how her brother is 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.879 a terrible catch, like if her brother is a whole 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:20.440 ass fuck boy, fuck ass nigga and you just broke. 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.720 Up with a toxic partner of fifteen years. To me, 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:26.919 I don't think you're bitter or a hater, but I 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.880 think you have the right to feel like bitch now 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.480 you're with my toxic ass ain't good for shit brother. 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:36.159 To me, though, I do feel like it's not that 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.200