Speaker 1: All right, let's get into our kick of the week, y'all.
Speaker 1: We are going to do the A, B C's of
Speaker 1: Mother Earth. I looked up these kink slash fetishes that
Speaker 1: I'm like, Damn, I don't know if we've ever talked
Speaker 1: about it, because what the fuck? So the first one,
Speaker 1: and I want y'all to guess what y'all think. It
Speaker 1: is based on Latin roots and shit. So actorasity fetish.
Speaker 1: What do you think that means? Actorasty? And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm saying it right, but that's how it spelled.
Speaker 1: Act I are a s t y actorasty fetish, all right, y'all.
Speaker 1: Hot don't know. So it is the sexual fetish known
Speaker 1: when someone is aroused by the rays of the sun. Therefore,
Speaker 1: someone with this fetish would love being intimate outdoors or
Speaker 1: under a large window on a sunny afternoon. What is
Speaker 1: the sun connected to acting? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: thought y'all might know. Let and roots. I don't know
Speaker 1: this next one though, mind you. The other the other
Speaker 1: a one was way too easy. Y'all would have got it. Aquaphilia, okay,
Speaker 1: fucking in the water aqua you know, all right, So
Speaker 1: this next one bronzophilia. And this has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with lebron Jays Damn bronzophilia. This actually I think I'm
Speaker 1: a bronxophiliac. I don't know if that's the word, but
Speaker 1: this is me. So Bronsophilia is the fetish when someone
Speaker 1: gets extremely aroused by thunderstorms. What the fun? Yes, Oh,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you the way I'm the way
Speaker 1: I rub my pussy when it's raining. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, time to like go play with myself.
Speaker 1: When I hear that god damn rain and thunder, my
Speaker 1: whole body shut sound and I just get horny.
Speaker 2: Why because your body knows there's nothing else you can
Speaker 2: do right now right you can.
Speaker 1: Know what I just said. So I went to Mexico
Speaker 1: to get this dental shit done.
Speaker 3: Long story short. One of the days it was crazy thunder.
Speaker 3: So my nigga wakes up and he's like, damn that sucks.
Speaker 3: And I was like, bro, we're on vacation to do nothing.
Speaker 3: Now we are actually in the best place. So we
Speaker 3: come outside and it's all inclusive reward. And you could
Speaker 3: tell they stress and they'll know what activities to do
Speaker 3: for people. They were like, Oh, they're so sorty. You know,
Speaker 3: you guys haveing a good day. I'm like, we're having
Speaker 3: a nigga. I had that sex blaze on my face,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 1: The little dried up.
Speaker 3: Coming looked a little white. It looked like I had
Speaker 3: some eggs of a flakes, just seemen. I love when
Speaker 3: it rings.
Speaker 1: Give it to me, all right, and now for see,
Speaker 1: let's see if y'all can get this. This one was strange. Chasmophilia,
Speaker 1: by the way, it has something to avoid you. It's
Speaker 1: all about mother Earth. Chasmophilia, by the way. I love
Speaker 1: that there's kinks that we still don't know that I
Speaker 1: saw and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever talked about it.
Speaker 1: Close?
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 1: No, we was closer.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of something like feeling the ground, like grounding close.
Speaker 3: Chasmophilia is an unusual and interesting fetish. What it means
Speaker 3: is that one is aroused by crevices, caverns, and valleys.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, literally maybe a bitch one, which, to
Speaker 3: be fair, I did fucking a cave in in in Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Now I don't I haven't been to Green Canyon yet,
Speaker 3: so I don't know if my mind would be turned
Speaker 3: on by wanting to fuck in the can?
Speaker 1: Were other people in the like how big is the cave?
Speaker 1: Like the cave? The cave is like the size of
Speaker 1: this room that we're in. And there was a waterfall
Speaker 1: like blocking it. So it's a really dark cave, the
Speaker 1: waterfalls coming down and we we know no bat we
Speaker 1: were the only ones in it. It's like a man
Speaker 1: made one. It was at the Nude Poole. Oh, it
Speaker 1: was like a fake cave, clean cave.
Speaker 3: But it was given cave no, because like you know,
Speaker 3: when you go on vacation you start walking with the
Speaker 3: bull shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, I'm giving that care. It was
Speaker 1: given a cave in a pool, a belt cave, all right.
Speaker 1: So for the hooda, this is what I found online
Speaker 1: and I was like, never thought of it this way.
Speaker 1: This is called tactile exploration. So this is when and
Speaker 1: this is a real vanilla tip by the way, for y'all.
Speaker 1: So when I read it, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: never thought about that, but yes, this is great because
Speaker 1: I feel it when I'm in other people's bed. So
Speaker 1: tactile exploration is the introduction of very textures in the
Speaker 1: bedroom where you would have sex. So you could either
Speaker 1: do this through bedding, you could do it through clothing
Speaker 1: or even accessories. So for example, silk sheets I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you gives a way different thing, a way
Speaker 1: different feeling when you're having sex on your body, like
Speaker 1: silk sheets. I had a nigga with silk sheets, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this nigga is a whore because it
Speaker 1: felt like I just knew. I said, oh, you have
Speaker 1: to be a slut. First off, what nigga has silk sheets?
Speaker 1: But also it made me feel like, why the fuck
Speaker 1: don't I have silk sheets? Because silk sheets ate on
Speaker 1: your body like you slide a little bit more and
Speaker 1: you don't feel like mind you, it just doesn't feel
Speaker 1: as rough. But also it's cold.
Speaker 3: I'm like wondering right now if the silk shit sheets
Speaker 3: things was recent, right, somebody listening to this like hold on.
Speaker 1: Bruh silk sheets.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I think I've actually thought men
Speaker 3: were horries for having silk fillercases, because well that's that
Speaker 3: you well, unless he got dreads or hair, than it
Speaker 3: is for him if he got braids or dreads.
Speaker 1: I'm not even thinking it's for a bitch. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: this nigga cares about his locks. They do. Okay. Another
Speaker 1: way to incorporate this is with temperature play, so warmed
Speaker 1: or cooled objects to stimulate nerve endings. Now, this is
Speaker 1: the tip that I found so interesting because I never
Speaker 1: thought about it. She did do that, didn't she. So
Speaker 1: a cool tip for this would be for those of
Speaker 1: you with lube. Now, yes, sometimes you just keep it
Speaker 1: in your drawer, you keep it around. Wow. The tip
Speaker 1: is to actually place one of your loubes in the fridge.
Speaker 1: Place them in the fridge, and it says, instead of
Speaker 1: just applying it to your genitals, this could be a
Speaker 1: fun way for you to incorporate a cold sensation all
Speaker 1: over the body. Okay, so maybe just massage fridge. Well,
Speaker 1: it's that astro.
Speaker 2: Glad liquid in the fridge.
Speaker 3: But I wonder I accidentally massaged my nigga with lube
Speaker 3: once instead of oh shit, because.
Speaker 1: It's just dark and I was about to actually what
Speaker 1: It does get a little.
Speaker 3: Sticky after a while. Okay, we just did this whole
Speaker 3: play and it was so dumb. It was only three
Speaker 3: days ago. But basically he got out the shower. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think he told me he wanted to do more
Speaker 3: role play while we were at dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is there anything you want?
Speaker 3: It was the part of that conversation I was saying
Speaker 3: on our last episode, do anything you want, and he
Speaker 3: was like, I just don't want no's, Like I want
Speaker 3: us to do weird shit to each other's bodies, like
Speaker 3: I want everykay to feel like a yes all the time.
Speaker 1: And I'm like okay. So I got out the shower
Speaker 1: and he was laying down on a towel.
Speaker 3: I think he was like loationing up after his shower,
Speaker 3: and so I got out in heels and panties and
Speaker 3: I was like, sir, thank you so much for coming
Speaker 3: to the student massage class.
Speaker 1: I hope I do well. I might mess up, but
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that I can please you. So he's just
Speaker 1: looking at me like what the fuck is wrong with
Speaker 1: this bitch?
Speaker 3: So I laid him down and I put the towel
Speaker 3: over his eyes, and I turned the lights down because
Speaker 3: for some reason, for me, I get nervous when the
Speaker 3: lights are right. Okay, I'm just like the mood, bro,
Speaker 3: you got the mood set of also like I got there.
Speaker 3: I want scar from when I got fucked up, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I got green on my knee
Speaker 3: from the bruise. Like it's too much. So I turned
Speaker 3: the light down and now I can't see luber oil.
Speaker 3: And they kind of you know, and they do different things.
Speaker 1: Once it went on.
Speaker 3: In his body, I knew it wasn't vitamin e and
Speaker 3: I started to feel how thick it was and the
Speaker 3: nigga go my hair.
Speaker 1: So it was but you know, I was still at it.
Speaker 3: Also, he was like really good of an actor, too good,
Speaker 3: And it started to make me laugh because what.
Speaker 1: Was he acting like?
Speaker 3: I was like, he was like, oh, not there, not
Speaker 3: there right, like basically saying I wasn't doing it going.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, well is this better? So
Speaker 1: I started sucking stick and he's like, my wife doesn't
Speaker 1: let me do that. You just got a little taste
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Speaker 1: You've got decisions period. Hi everybody, welcome back. It's humped day.
Speaker 1: Have you humped? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, I have you hoped this morning?
Speaker 1: Not this Wait, let's see who humped the most recently? Oh?
Speaker 1: For sure?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this morning?
Speaker 1: For sure? You you hoped today?
Speaker 5: This morning?
Speaker 1: You know I didn't hump today, but over the last
Speaker 1: month for sure. Wait, we're seeing who did the most
Speaker 1: recent I did this morning. You had sext this morning?
Speaker 1: I had sex two days ago. Oh no, all, y'all
Speaker 1: beat me in like a week, gir mine was like
Speaker 1: four days ago. Hell, you got some pay this morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you release?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Thank you for asking me. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: So you know we're in a company of semen retention
Speaker 1: type niggas.
Speaker 5: No, I mean that that's fair. I mean how long
Speaker 5: do you retain wolf hot?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Also?
Speaker 3: Wolf has never told me this. I'm guessing this from
Speaker 3: the berries in his posts and his hair.
Speaker 2: Give me, are you do you do?
Speaker 1: Semen retention? Like, do you not release?
Speaker 4: I try not to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like the longest I've gone and maybe in the
Speaker 5: last year was probably like two weeks.
Speaker 3: My nigga, you being predictable is fun. Yesterday Wolf just
Speaker 3: posted some conscious rap. He's like, I just discovered this artist.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, okay, here the artist.
Speaker 4: I'm curious nigga from Atlanta. His name Marco plus are
Speaker 4: oh with the dreads, with the dreads.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's attractive, is no. It's funny because I was
Speaker 1: on I was on Twitch, uh and I ended up
Speaker 1: talking about like the music that I like, So I
Speaker 1: was I was talking about the Joiner Lucas record, Uh
Speaker 1: never mind MVM, but it has Maya in the video,
Speaker 1: so I did hold like a whole breakdown of how
Speaker 1: dope I thought that was, but also how you could
Speaker 1: be a fucking attractive ass man and when you realize
Speaker 1: that you a fuck nigga. Immediately in the video he
Speaker 1: started looking unattractive by what Maya was rapping about. So
Speaker 1: then I go from that to be like and this
Speaker 1: record reminded me of my favorite record from J Cole
Speaker 1: called loved One. So then I go and I talk
Speaker 1: about loved Ones. Was talkless about a goddamn girl getting
Speaker 1: pregnant and a nigga want her to have an abortion.
Speaker 1: So that takes me. Then I love that song. My
Speaker 1: dad loves that song. Is nuts. That then takes me
Speaker 1: to a new conscious rapper, which is why I asked
Speaker 1: you who it was that I just I fell in
Speaker 1: love with love his music and his name. He goes
Speaker 1: by Ben Riley, but also he Roman or hero Man
Speaker 1: or he has like he has like an alter alter ego.
Speaker 1: So anyways, I'm playing this music. And when I tell you,
Speaker 1: everyone in the chat was like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I expected, but I didn't think to you for you
Speaker 1: to like conscious.
Speaker 4: Rap me too, and like a couple of times you
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like that you do this. You You and
Speaker 1: I like the same.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: The cole like appreciation took you to.
Speaker 1: The Larry June thing, like I love, I like a
Speaker 1: conscious gun Larry June. Larry June is like and he
Speaker 1: likes so he looks like he should be toxic, but
Speaker 1: his music is like, bitch, you're gonna be happy, You're
Speaker 1: gonna drink a smoothie. Roger Bike dropped the top. So
Speaker 1: like conscious wrap is great for a City Bike. I'll
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 3: I'm not a conscious rap bro, absolutely, but I typed
Speaker 3: in Fiasco and it just let the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I think the only guy that I
Speaker 1: really really like that's not super conscious rap, but actually
Speaker 1: he is because he'd be tying in Little Bible versus.
Speaker 1: It's Kevin Gates. He just his public life his like
Speaker 1: his personal life is toxic, but his music is like
Speaker 1: he real that ship. You know.
Speaker 3: I will tell you I've been seeing a lot of
Speaker 3: Cardi v shame on the internet over the last.
Speaker 1: You different Algorithm, the baby they praise.
Speaker 3: I see people talking shit about Stefan and the girls,
Speaker 3: and oh no, that's what we talking about. Yeah, That's
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about, not her album, No no, no, but
Speaker 3: I was if anybody needs to be shamed, it has
Speaker 3: to be Britney Renner. We really glazed over that. We're
Speaker 3: worried about Carti, the rich bitch who had her fourth kid,
Speaker 3: So who cares? Britney Renner was a boorslam and went
Speaker 3: back the niggas.
Speaker 1: I mean, Christy said, you still be holding another day?
Speaker 1: He jumped Jackie. Christy called that thing out.
Speaker 3: And then when she's sitting here posted like Oh my god,
Speaker 3: the way that that whole ship where her baby daddy
Speaker 3: went like if you want to be here for the hose?
Speaker 3: And I got Britney's little book when she was on
Speaker 3: her little whole run to support. Oh, not too much
Speaker 3: on her because I want her on the spot. I
Speaker 3: just be't like I want Brittany Renner on this goddamn fire.
Speaker 3: Can't man also.
Speaker 1: Gonna bleep them though, we're not gonna use that them
Speaker 1: words here to me, fucking nobody cares about the biggas.
Speaker 1: But no, there's no, there's no way. There's gotta be across.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like I would hope that that audience wouldn't
Speaker 3: even dare click on this. But I say all this
Speaker 3: to say Brittany Rivers has had some great moments in
Speaker 3: her life in the heat job, the forty is not
Speaker 3: one of them.
Speaker 1: For okay, Can I be honest, I would have left
Speaker 1: it on a little bit longer. I'll be honest with y'all.
Speaker 1: I do wear he jumps and Kevin gates like I
Speaker 1: feel like you squirt mad times. I feel like he
Speaker 1: eats so ass and do spit.
Speaker 5: On the job.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. I would wear a h
Speaker 1: job for Kevin Gate.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, I don't mean to go on my phone.
Speaker 3: I'm just contacting black effects.
Speaker 4: Y'all gonna talk about me.
Speaker 1: The god there YouTube CA. I'm gonna be up here
Speaker 1: like salom or whatever.
Speaker 4: The man.
Speaker 3: He's gonna start making cookie videos. This is turky vacant.
Speaker 3: You start washing, you know you gotta You can't do
Speaker 3: your nails like that. Why can't do my nails like this?
Speaker 3: Because you have to have no rhymestone. No, you have
Speaker 3: to pray with clean hands, no polish, no nothing, Jesus
Speaker 3: clean bitch.
Speaker 1: I will do therey for I think I might have
Speaker 1: made said this on the pod recently. I found out
Speaker 1: about the.
Speaker 3: Nail polish thing because there was this girl that I
Speaker 3: used to work with and whenever she was on her period,
Speaker 3: she'd be like, let's get pedicurious because she could paint
Speaker 3: her toes. You can't do it on your period because
Speaker 3: that's considered unclean too.
Speaker 1: Wow, Well, Kevin Gates eating my ass is unclean. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wearing that job. He's gonna pull it
Speaker 1: from the back because you know, I ain't got no hair.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, my.
Speaker 6: Job, daddy, nobody was eating ass until Kevin Gates. You
Speaker 6: don't get enough credit.
Speaker 1: That's not true, Jenna. She said you like groceries.
Speaker 4: She got that from him, though I got it here.
Speaker 5: Wait, she got that way out she got now, Sez,
Speaker 5: I'm unders with the.
Speaker 4: Second Kevin k like the eat booty train started.
Speaker 3: No, he started a cart his figures just like.
Speaker 1: You know why he did that because they was probably clean.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, he who y'all, bro and I saw
Speaker 1: that clue. We're gonna We're gonna help our good sis out.
Speaker 1: Our good sister would like to know. Is she a
Speaker 1: hater or bitter? Either way, let's see which one she is? Okay,
Speaker 1: every one is good, which means lets me know, love
Speaker 1: it ulf aware that she is whatever she feels right now,
Speaker 1: ain't right?
Speaker 5: Hello, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: So I have a friend and we have been friends
Speaker 1: for almost twenty years. Damn recently she broke up where
Speaker 1: her toxic boyfriend of fifteen years last week. Well here's
Speaker 1: the part where folks are calling me bitter. She is
Speaker 1: now sleeping with my brother, who she also calls quote
Speaker 1: unquote brother. And the way I found out is one
Speaker 1: day I went to his house and she was sitting
Speaker 1: on his couch. I asked her what was she doing there,
Speaker 1: and she didn't answer, And the whole time I was there,
Speaker 1: she didn't say a word to me. She basically looked
Speaker 1: like a random bitch at my brother house. And we're
Speaker 1: best friends. We haven't really talked since, and she is
Speaker 1: saying that I'm not talking to her because of him.
Speaker 1: Mind you, we never had a conversation about it at all,
Speaker 1: and my sisters told her the whole situation is weird
Speaker 1: and awkward. Now, am I bitter or a hitter? Because
Speaker 1: I separated from the whole situation. Mind you, we're in
Speaker 1: our mid thirties. I think she's I don't think you're either.
Speaker 5: I don't think you're yeah, not yeah, because I mean,
Speaker 5: you go to your brother's house, she's there, she ignores you.
Speaker 5: She I don't care about her calling her brother also
Speaker 5: brother at the same time, because it yeah, it be
Speaker 5: like that. But I don't think she's really a hater
Speaker 5: or better there. I think that Shorty's been kind of weird.
Speaker 3: I think the girls like start sleeping with the let's
Speaker 3: just say one of the homeboys, or maybe like a coworker.
Speaker 3: You always are like a friend that you introduced them to,
Speaker 3: there becomes this like weird energy. Like I've noticed it
Speaker 3: over time when it's come to like Alex hasn't really
Speaker 3: been super single. I guess like he was single for
Speaker 3: a bit at the start of our friendship, but I'm
Speaker 3: noticing it now with Jeff at Trump House, like a
Speaker 3: bitch might want to be put on to him, or
Speaker 3: they might start acting funny, or they'll hit him up
Speaker 3: and he'd be like, in this's your homegirl.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I mean my homegirl. I'll be like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna ask me about the nigga.
Speaker 5: Well, what's so is the expectation that she's so she
Speaker 5: should have went through her homework.
Speaker 1: I think it's just weird and there's a connection with
Speaker 1: the other two. So for example, let's just say.
Speaker 3: You had a homeboy and maybe y'all went out tonight
Speaker 3: to a bar and you and his friend connected after.
Speaker 1: But this is a homeboy you talk to almost.
Speaker 3: Every day hiding it could get weird. So when you
Speaker 3: have a really close friend that kind of like does
Speaker 3: a little. From what I'm hearing, they're super close and
Speaker 3: it's awkward that she's not bringing up this or that
Speaker 3: it was gidden to me. The only reason why I
Speaker 3: think it would be awkward is if, for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: she knows or they've talked about how her brother is
Speaker 3: a terrible catch, like if her brother is a whole
Speaker 3: ass fuck boy, fuck ass nigga and you just broke.
Speaker 1: Up with a toxic partner of fifteen years. To me,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're bitter or a hater, but I
Speaker 1: think you have the right to feel like bitch now
Speaker 1: you're with my toxic ass ain't good for shit brother.
Speaker 1: To me, though, I do feel like it's not that
Speaker 1: you're bitter or that you're a hater. I think both
Speaker 1: of you bitches are weird because of fact, now both
Speaker 1: of y'all bitches are just randomly not talking to each other. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you weird too, and she weird for not talking to you.
Speaker 1: To be fair, you can call her weird, but if
Speaker 1: she's sat in that house and you didn't say a
Speaker 1: word to her either, Again, both of y'all are weird.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, of giving grace to your friend,
Speaker 1: and I don't even like inviting that bitch to the
Speaker 1: cookout often, I don't like that whole grace, But she
Speaker 1: was probably embarrassed. She was probably embarrassed because if you've
Speaker 1: known her for twenty years, that means she know your
Speaker 1: brother for about twenty years. So to me, I think
Speaker 1: there's probably a level of embarrassment there that she wasn't
Speaker 1: ready to share. And to be fair, as friends, we
Speaker 1: have to acknowledge there's a lot of times where we're
Speaker 1: dealing with men and people that were sleeping with that
Speaker 1: don't get to meet our friends, Like that's that's a
Speaker 1: common thing. So I get it. Maybe you feeling a
Speaker 1: way because it's your actual brother, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: of men that my friends date or fuck or I've
Speaker 1: been fucking for a long time, and I never get
Speaker 1: you're you're gonna tell me when it's my family.
Speaker 3: I know that we don't owe anybody anything, but I
Speaker 3: believe I'm owed that.
Speaker 5: But is she wrong for wanting to fuck her brother?
Speaker 5: And it doesn't really matter if he ain't shit either,
Speaker 5: right if she just came out of this to her Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't think think does it matter? What if she
Speaker 5: just wanted some dick, That's what I was just thinking.
Speaker 3: I just think the weird part is like, if I'm
Speaker 3: fucking your brother, let's just say, yeah, it's your brother
Speaker 3: and we were right, and you end up seeing me
Speaker 3: somewhere with him. You don't need to hit me first.
Speaker 3: I need to be like, sorry, didn't say anything. It
Speaker 3: thought it was kind of weird. I need to call
Speaker 3: you first. Yeah, I believe that's old. It's not like
Speaker 3: she fucked your home, like even if they just fucking
Speaker 3: even if y'all just fucking bro, I need to hit
Speaker 3: you up and tell you why.
Speaker 1: I aren't gonna hold you if I'm just fucking your
Speaker 1: family member.
Speaker 4: Don't we just fucking Yeah? I don't think you need
Speaker 4: to know.
Speaker 3: You don't need to know, but if you run into
Speaker 3: us and it's weird, I should like, maybe we should.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I'm saying like it got awkward
Speaker 1: because maybe this has been happening and she got taught,
Speaker 1: so there was an embarrassment there. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that she had to tell her that she was sucking
Speaker 1: her brother. Maybe she didn't have to be. If someone
Speaker 1: comes around and starts fucking my sisters, like I have
Speaker 1: two sisters, that ain't my business unless she want to
Speaker 1: tell me or he want.
Speaker 2: To tell me.
Speaker 1: But who are your two closest guy, best friends. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would say ish and what was it God doing?
Speaker 1: Oh everyone else is gay, so they don't count. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's started sucking your sister. You would not be weird.
Speaker 1: A it has a woman, uh yeah, fiance that I
Speaker 1: would respect. Let's take but it. Let's take an angle.
Speaker 1: And he came and met my even my best friend.
Speaker 1: Let's be very clear. I go to best friend, I
Speaker 1: go to my sister there in Florida, so.
Speaker 3: Fucking you wouldn't be like. No one said anything to
Speaker 3: me and I'm just around young niggas.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: That's like huh, but but that's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: tell people when I'm fucking people like to be fair.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy? My uh, Crystal was just
Speaker 1: kind of and she wasn't mad because she got it.
Speaker 1: But there was a nigga that I was fucking and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been fucking him. And I kept it
Speaker 1: to myself until I was ready for the last year
Speaker 1: that I was gonna get for my friends. O this
Speaker 1: nigga that I shouldn't have been fucking, And so I
Speaker 1: waited all my own time to say when I was
Speaker 1: done fucking that, Like, you know what I mean? Two
Speaker 1: close friends, right, two close friends fucking that ain't my business.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just say my homework, and that's one of
Speaker 3: my close homeboys, right, and Brianda start fucking.
Speaker 1: Man and me and Andre start fucking tomorrow not telling
Speaker 1: you that you and I'll work with you.
Speaker 5: They need to tell you what I mean?
Speaker 1: He likely we just done type of friends. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3: If Andre and Brionda started fucking, I actually think he
Speaker 3: would tell me about Mandy before Brionda because there's tension
Speaker 3: with Mandy and I.
Speaker 4: If he didn't tell, you would feel a worry about it.
Speaker 3: Hello, did y'all see how I acted when I thought
Speaker 3: Alex was lying to me about this whole?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Do we need to go back to that moment?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, so we're all. I genuinely
Speaker 3: thought it was true. You can think that my reaction
Speaker 3: was real. So what I'm saying, you can roll your eyes.
Speaker 3: My reaction was real, you feel if I was genuinely
Speaker 3: thinking it was I wasn't acting like that was a
Speaker 3: real reaction. I had right to me, If Andre and
Speaker 3: Breonna start fucking in my head, I'm like, there's a
Speaker 3: secret going on that I don't know about. I'm hanging
Speaker 3: out with this one. I'm hanging out with this one,
Speaker 3: and they're like doing this weird ship.
Speaker 1: The secret of who we fucking needs to be a secret.
Speaker 3: It's business. There are two people I hang out with
Speaker 3: every day. To me, it gets weird and messy visits.
Speaker 1: I guess you.
Speaker 3: I actually don't give a fuck. I knowers around each other.
Speaker 3: I own a business with her. I get munchy with
Speaker 3: this nigga. We putting each other on, and now I
Speaker 3: just have no idea of this thing going on.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The secret is the underlying I do though I work
Speaker 3: for Freonda deeply right, so to me, like it gets
Speaker 3: super messy as if it would be Mandy too.
Speaker 1: That's my coworker.
Speaker 5: So now you can't pull up to a show an
Speaker 5: the business wise where it messes up for you business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also the closeness too, of like a secret.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really care how son anybody y'all
Speaker 3: can drag me in the comments if we are that
Speaker 3: close to where we talk every day and I talk
Speaker 3: to these two people every day.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lie for me.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying no one has ever asked for permission,
Speaker 3: that's stupid. I'm just saying, like, hiding it feels weird.
Speaker 2: What would be the better way to go about then? Right?
Speaker 5: So it's like, let's say, if I do one fuck
Speaker 5: said friend, am I supposed to ask for permissioned to
Speaker 5: throw a little little match in there? And see even
Speaker 5: lights up? Like what do I see?
Speaker 1: What's crazy about that is if that is a conversation
Speaker 1: between us, If we're fucking and you tell one of
Speaker 1: our close friends that were fucking without commercing with me
Speaker 1: that you're gonna tell, I'm gonna have a problem with
Speaker 1: you telling people that we have this relationship or we
Speaker 1: have or we fucked. Maybe we just fucked once and
Speaker 1: I don't want no one to know we are a
Speaker 1: fucked because maybe it was a mistake, maybe we'll never
Speaker 1: do it again. And if you go out and tell somebody,
Speaker 1: especially a close friend or anyone that we know that
Speaker 1: we fucked and that wasn't a conversation with me, whether
Speaker 1: we were gonna tell or not, Bitch, Now I got
Speaker 1: a problem because I think it does.
Speaker 3: That's not something I think it doesn't have to be
Speaker 3: a convo actually with the two with the two people, No, no,
Speaker 3: I'm saying like they need to, Hey, well.
Speaker 1: The brother, if the brother and your friend back to
Speaker 1: the listener, if the brother and your friend both decided
Speaker 1: this was something that they were gonna keep on the
Speaker 1: low because they didn't feel like they wanted to involve
Speaker 1: you because they didn't know what this was and they
Speaker 1: didn't want all the outside noise being brought into their decisions.
Speaker 1: Is grown as adults, you brought up to everyone's in
Speaker 1: their mid thirties. Bitch, you're weird.
Speaker 5: They kind of sucks for that because it's like, why
Speaker 5: the fuck did you not coordinate that property? If you
Speaker 5: knew she was coming over, she might not have known.
Speaker 1: She probably just popped up.
Speaker 3: Didn't even By the way, this actually did happen to me,
Speaker 3: And it's a sore spot because I was lied to
Speaker 3: and we were around each other every day for like
Speaker 3: at least two weeks.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, why are these niggas being weird?
Speaker 3: So I'm also coming I mean, I've already felt it too.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give too much to do.
Speaker 3: But basically I was in a situation with two people
Speaker 3: for a few days where I was the only one
Speaker 3: that didn't know this thing and not y'all, and then
Speaker 3: they're like sneaking around to me, it's hello, weird and
Speaker 3: like we a little too old for you to be
Speaker 3: fucking It was not.
Speaker 5: Fun with that, though. That's probably the fun that lied
Speaker 5: within it.
Speaker 1: There's not there's a difference between lying and omit it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Like no, no, no, they're they're they're omitting there,
Speaker 5: omitting there.
Speaker 1: They weren't lying.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're on a trip. Wait two people, okay, two
Speaker 3: people are unavailable. Are You're like, oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: to bed a trip of you three? Just imagine just
Speaker 3: you three. You can say that, Oh that sucks, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll be kind of tight. I'm not the third will
Speaker 3: not getting no policy. Yeah, well, well I'm trying to
Speaker 3: figure out who me.
Speaker 5: Maybe I want to do shit with my friends, and
Speaker 5: y'all like literally, just let me know we're cool enough.
Speaker 3: But I also think at some point it does become
Speaker 3: a bit of a lie, like omitting and lying.
Speaker 5: I guess it's intent kind of right.
Speaker 1: Now, when when it came out, let people have what's
Speaker 1: so awkward?
Speaker 5: Because I had to ask, Okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm like, brother, so we just not gonna go out again.
Speaker 5: Oh yeare so when they told you, I have to ask,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. What was your What was your initial reaction?
Speaker 1: I told you.
Speaker 2: Of the two they.
Speaker 1: Both said it at the same time. I was like,
Speaker 1: are y'all fucking because nobody's I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: What was that reaction?
Speaker 1: We're out? We can't go out.
Speaker 3: One of them was super remorseful. They were like, fuck,
Speaker 3: this was so dumb. Why would I lie? And the
Speaker 3: other one was just like, we have to cut it
Speaker 3: because we're all gonna be friends through you and this
Speaker 3: is gonna be weird.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to do. It ruins ship.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing though, Like I think sometimes when
Speaker 3: sex gets in the way between adults and they don't
Speaker 3: know how to like make it chill or casual. You
Speaker 3: could feel that energy and normally when you're fucking women,
Speaker 3: that's gonna so.
Speaker 5: How could have they approach you with that? Then I'm
Speaker 5: sure it just happens like spontaneously, right or imposedly. We've
Speaker 5: all had those, right, But then when would when would
Speaker 5: have they told you?
Speaker 1: Maybe after the eighth or tenth thing of the track
Speaker 1: ship Nigga. It's weird, but.
Speaker 5: It's also fun because, like you know, it's our little secret.
Speaker 1: You know, I love little.
Speaker 5: I went with all American regions.
Speaker 1: That's how.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't be dirty, that's all American regions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, high school.
Speaker 1: This is a black chap.
Speaker 5: I understand there's black women that like all American rejects.
Speaker 1: I'm sure sure. I don't even want to admit that.
Speaker 1: That's wait, is it? You probably only know that because
Speaker 1: they was just on Casant. They were on Kream performance.
Speaker 5: They were performing. It's actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, yeah, kay, Sanot is our new Opra. All right,
Speaker 3: you know that's actually a funny take. I don't know
Speaker 3: how he is when Ka starts getting more white people
Speaker 3: on their watch.
Speaker 1: Is she bitter or she is better than call her
Speaker 1: daddy for pr She she's weird. She's weird, and she
Speaker 1: needs to get over it, and she needs to take
Speaker 1: the steps of admitting, hey, I feel left out of this.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known as my best friend
Speaker 1: of twenty years. I wish you would have let me know,
Speaker 1: hope he treats you well, and if you don't, I'm
Speaker 1: a suck him up. She's supposed to say, Okay, he
Speaker 1: needs to say something.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the girl she broke a girl coat the
Speaker 4: minute she didn't speak to it. That's the way.
Speaker 3: See, that's what that I was gonna say. I feel
Speaker 3: like the other one because she didn't speak.
Speaker 1: But then they both sat there and didn't speak to
Speaker 1: each other, and then they haven't spoke since. So they
Speaker 1: both weird.
Speaker 5: But they are both weird.
Speaker 1: They're both weird.
Speaker 5: But what if they're not confrontational, like what do you
Speaker 5: want to do?
Speaker 1: Well, now you've got confrontation with me because of who
Speaker 1: I'm fucking. That's crazy because yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: your brother, it might be good if this was men
Speaker 1: and it was a nigga fucking your sister thought that
Speaker 1: she it would have been different.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because of the.
Speaker 1: Patriarchy and how they view purity in terms of sisters
Speaker 1: not being able to be host even though niggas know
Speaker 1: when they sisters are hope like, I'm gonna be rud
Speaker 1: with you like that.
Speaker 3: The way that men are interested like it's men and
Speaker 3: their sisters are different.
Speaker 6: I got a sister, and I would be shocked for sure,
Speaker 6: But it's like that, listen long, it ain't no crazy
Speaker 6: shit going on, and I got to step in and
Speaker 6: like defend her honor.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I agree what to do with.
Speaker 1: Her, especially in your mid thirties, because.
Speaker 5: Hands, that's the only reason.
Speaker 1: It was the reason.
Speaker 5: Dignities, because you wanted to slide.
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean shit, my sister's ay and my
Speaker 1: old basketball teammate, and she ain't come to me and
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, we used to play basketball together and
Speaker 1: now that's my sister over. I mean we played, we played,
Speaker 1: we played aau, we played two years in middle school,
Speaker 1: and we played a year in high school.
Speaker 3: When the last time you spoke to the person she
Speaker 3: said it, it don't matter, right, I'm definitely even like bitch,
Speaker 3: guess my fucker.
Speaker 5: Now Yeah, well, I mean I think I saw on Facebook.
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