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Speaker 1: sah dot com. Rooking Jumbles Second date Update. The dude
Speaker 1: named John is on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update today and who told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: his date and his email. But the thing that I
Speaker 1: really focused on was his opening line. It said I
Speaker 1: was hoping things would get wild, but that didn't happen. Oh,
Speaker 1: so okay, I need to get more information on that, John.
Speaker 1: How wild were you hoping things would get? I don't know,
Speaker 1: nothing crazy yet. I've met this girl, Danielle threw some
Speaker 1: friends who you know. The only thing they said was
Speaker 1: that she was kind of wild, and I was kind
Speaker 1: of looking to get a little wild. Just the way
Speaker 1: you phrased it was just kind of creepy to me. Yeah, whah,
Speaker 1: You know what didn't happen and we didn't get wild,
Speaker 1: and that was a bummer. It does sound like you
Speaker 1: drive around like a azamata and have satin sheets at home.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't a sexual thing necessarily. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I was looking for a good night,
Speaker 1: you know. So her friends said she would have wild,
Speaker 1: but she ended up not being wild, not that wild.
Speaker 1: No tell us about the date, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was just pretty standard. We uh we talked for a
Speaker 1: few weeks just online, and we had busy schedules. So
Speaker 1: we ended up just after a few weeks of talking,
Speaker 1: eating up at a bar, you know, casual, and had
Speaker 1: a few drinks, had three normal kind of first date conversations.
Speaker 1: He sounds really disappointed when you're describing the state. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you want to call her back. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I kind of screwed it up.
Speaker 1: She was super cute. I did like her, but uh yeah,
Speaker 1: the date just didn't really go the way I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna go. Okay, So what happened? What went wrong? Well,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. So after we were just talking
Speaker 1: about you know, kind of normal first date kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: At one point I kind of leaned over and sort
Speaker 1: of whispered to her like, hey, so you know what
Speaker 1: your friends say about you? And she sort of looked
Speaker 1: at me like kind of weird yeah, I would immediately
Speaker 1: be pissed, like it doesn't matter what comes out of
Speaker 1: your mother after that, not only mad at you, but
Speaker 1: I'm also mad at my friends. Well yeah, she's like, wait,
Speaker 1: what do my friends say about me? Yeah? And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, you know, they say you're pretty wild?
Speaker 1: Oh no, and she didn't like that. No, sounds like
Speaker 1: a bad lie. And you're whispering. I think she took
Speaker 1: it to be sort of like a sexual thing. And
Speaker 1: it's not my intention at all. Are you telling the
Speaker 1: truth because you're whispering. I heard you're pretty wild and
Speaker 1: you're saying that you're int What was your intention? Like,
Speaker 1: I just thought it was going to move the conversation
Speaker 1: forward or maybe inspired to do something crazy, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, shotgun a beer or something. Tell me about
Speaker 1: some crazy trips. She went on to Africa, Like it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of information I had. Yeah, so it
Speaker 1: came out wrong what you were trying to say, like
Speaker 1: your friends said you like to party or something, but
Speaker 1: you decided to phrase it in a really awkward way.
Speaker 1: Wild was maybe not the best okay, And so did
Speaker 1: things just go downhill after that? Yeah? Yeah? How quickly
Speaker 1: before the date ended so I kind of bounced back
Speaker 1: from the wild comment a little bit. We just kept
Speaker 1: on talking about our careers, and she's got a dog.
Speaker 1: She talked about her dogs. And then, just like on
Speaker 1: a sitcom, you know, we were eating these like mozzarella sticks,
Speaker 1: and there was one last and we both sort of
Speaker 1: like went for it at the same time, and she
Speaker 1: was like, you have it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have it, and it basically led to me sort
Speaker 1: of awkwardly picking up the cheese stick and like trying
Speaker 1: to feed it to her. Yeah, that's bad too. I
Speaker 1: heard your friends say you'd like to get wild. Here,
Speaker 1: let me shove a cheese stick, Danny. See how you
Speaker 1: handle that. And it gets so much worse, guys, because
Speaker 1: what ended up happening, She ends up choking and gagging
Speaker 1: on the tried cheese sticks, shove it down her throat. No,
Speaker 1: I just was trying to feed it to her. It
Speaker 1: was bad. It was all bad. Yeah, so it's bad
Speaker 1: all around. You pretty much made yourself look like a
Speaker 1: weird a hole really loves muz REALI sticks. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I heard she was wild. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: be spontaneous. I don't know. It's a long way to
Speaker 1: be spontaneous, it's not wild. Maybe go to another bar,
Speaker 1: go dancing, or have some shots, like take the lead there.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, that's why I want a second date.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's super cute and other than when I
Speaker 1: was being super weird, he did have good conversations. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back collar and
Speaker 1: see if she's recovered from the cheese stick and maybe
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Okay, okay, thanks, good, all right,
Speaker 1: hanging up brooking jubil in the morning, right in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second day up date. And if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, John, it's on the phone. And John,
Speaker 1: which you'd probably describe as a very romantic guy, if
Speaker 1: you go on a date with him, he'll whisper sweet
Speaker 1: nothings into your ear, things like hey heard you were wild,
Speaker 1: and then if you're lucky, maybe he'll shove a cheese
Speaker 1: stick down your throat until you gag. Oh yeah. And
Speaker 1: if that sounds like I'm joking, I'm not. That's what
Speaker 1: actually happened on John's date. He went out with a
Speaker 1: girl named Danielle. Apparently her friends told him that she
Speaker 1: was wild, so he decided to drop that line. Hey
Speaker 1: heard your wild And then they were eating cheese sticks,
Speaker 1: and somehow it got to the point where he shoved
Speaker 1: a cheese stick down her throat and she gagged and
Speaker 1: had to go to the bathroom. And he pretty much
Speaker 1: knows he screwed the whole thing up. And he was
Speaker 1: very awkward about the whole wild situation. So John, we're
Speaker 1: gonna give her a call and see if we can
Speaker 1: save you any last thoughts. Do what you can. I mean,
Speaker 1: and you seem so normal when we talk to you
Speaker 1: on the phone, Like who you are with us seems
Speaker 1: very different than who you were on that date. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I was just nervous. They said she
Speaker 1: was wild. I was just shying to impress her. Try
Speaker 1: to let your wild side show a little bit, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: when a dollar right now, and see if we can
Speaker 1: figure out if that is the whole reason your date
Speaker 1: went bad. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: maspeak to Danielle. Please, this is her mask is calling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you doing, Danielle? This is Jewel from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: from where Brook and Jewel in the morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, how can I help you? That's a
Speaker 1: good question. Well, we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: not calling them back after, they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from a dude
Speaker 1: named John. Oh. Okay, yeah, so John emailed us because
Speaker 1: he told us a little bit about your date and
Speaker 1: also said that you aren't calling him back or responding
Speaker 1: to any of us text messages. He's wondering why. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure why he's wondering why. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he told us about it, and he said that he
Speaker 1: did some things on the date that he thinks might
Speaker 1: have ruined it. But I want to hear it from
Speaker 1: your side first, Like, describe the date with John. Sure,
Speaker 1: like it was fun at first, but he's just like
Speaker 1: way too extreme for me. What do you mean by that? Um?
Speaker 1: At one point he like leaned over and like whispered
Speaker 1: in my ear that like I was wild. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was weird to us that too. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: didn't walk out right there Honestly, I just kind of
Speaker 1: wanted to see where it was gonna go, because I
Speaker 1: figured my friends wouldn't put me in like danger. But
Speaker 1: then the date continued and I realized, yeah, no, really, um,
Speaker 1: we sit at the table before real conversation even starts,
Speaker 1: our drinks are brought to us. He shot gun the
Speaker 1: red bulls bull Yeah, just the red ball. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just like didn't understand. And then he was like whoa
Speaker 1: and started playing the knife game, you know, like where
Speaker 1: you take a knife as read your fingers on a
Speaker 1: table and like try not to hit your fingers, and
Speaker 1: he wanted me to join and wait, he just said
Speaker 1: he wanted you to play the knife game too. He
Speaker 1: also wanted me to play the knife game like a
Speaker 1: fun like competitions date. It was weird. It's like you're
Speaker 1: on a date with some cracked out frat boy, is
Speaker 1: what it sounds. Yeah, And like every time I said
Speaker 1: no to do these ridiculous things made me sound like
Speaker 1: I wasn't fun. And then like conversation would be going
Speaker 1: fine and he would just be like, yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to get wild? It was just fun. I would I
Speaker 1: would assume he's on drugs, like if I was out
Speaker 1: with him. I'm like, this guy is on maybe like
Speaker 1: he forgot to take his drugs. Okay, point, very good point.
Speaker 1: In his defense. When he was talking to us, he
Speaker 1: said that your friends told him that you like to
Speaker 1: get wild. I don't think that's really an excuse. It's
Speaker 1: kind of odd his behavior. I dance on a like
Speaker 1: a bar every now and then. I bought sky I once,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna like play with a knife. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the worst part is at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, he thought it you to like shove a
Speaker 1: cheese stick down my space. Yeah, I started gagging. It
Speaker 1: was awful. He mentioned that too, So you're not you're
Speaker 1: not into having somebody gag you with cheese sticks on
Speaker 1: the first stage. You know, I'm not really meaning Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're one of the rare breed then, because that seems
Speaker 1: like a pretty normal thing to me, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: was there anything good about this day and all day, y'all?
Speaker 1: Because it sounds horrible. Honestly, it's just a funny story
Speaker 1: that I'll laugh about later, not yet, not to bring
Speaker 1: up old wounds, but guess what. Danielle John is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone and wants to talk to you. No, No,
Speaker 1: he's not. Yes, he is. You know, he's a wild man.
Speaker 1: You never know what to expect from him. And he's
Speaker 1: unless he hung up. He's still on the phone. John,
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? O, my god, are you kidding me? Danielle, Look,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. The only reason I
Speaker 1: did any of those things was because your friends told
Speaker 1: me you were crazy, like, oh, get wild. No, but see,
Speaker 1: like I'm not stupid, like I do fun things. That
Speaker 1: was just weird. I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Like the knife thing like terrified me. I practiced that
Speaker 1: at home in my apartment with a straw for like
Speaker 1: three hours. Well, you actually you were practicing the knife
Speaker 1: thing in preparation for your date, or just in general.
Speaker 1: You were practicing in preparation for the date, so it
Speaker 1: was a planned event on the date, you trying to
Speaker 1: stab yourself. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm an idiot. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was thinking. Like, it wasn't fun or exciting. It
Speaker 1: was actually scary and terrifying. I was concerned, and so
Speaker 1: were all the people sitting around. I mean, I practiced
Speaker 1: a lot. I had it super dialed, but I understand
Speaker 1: didn't look like it's not gonna lie. The point is
Speaker 1: I just was like that because i'd heard you were
Speaker 1: I thought I would impress you. I mean, elevators scare me.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on planes. I don't even like
Speaker 1: to go over the speed limit. I don't like big dogs.
Speaker 1: Even medium ones kind of scare me. While you're saying
Speaker 1: a lot, John, why weren't you just yourself on the date,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that that would have worked a lot better
Speaker 1: because her friends told me she was wild. And if
Speaker 1: you think that this girl's gonna be super wild, you
Speaker 1: gotta step it up otherwise she might get bored. I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's just how guys think. Okay, So, like
Speaker 1: none of that was really you. So I didn't get
Speaker 1: to see like you at all on the date? No,
Speaker 1: not really, you got to see his wild side, Daniel. Look,
Speaker 1: I promise I'm a totally normal, boring, everyday guy. I
Speaker 1: like playing Settlers with Katan and netflixing all day. And yeah,
Speaker 1: what Settlers of Katan. It's a really awesome game. You
Speaker 1: play it with your friends, and yeah, I think you
Speaker 1: would really really like it. You developed a little colonies
Speaker 1: and it's it's good we should Did you say you,
Speaker 1: Danielle or oh? I definitely said You're not just settlers
Speaker 1: of Katan either. Huh, that doesn't sound like too much fun, Danielle.
Speaker 1: The point is is, I I promise I'm not the
Speaker 1: crazy person that I acted like on the date. I'm
Speaker 1: totally normal and I really like you, and we never
Speaker 1: have to play Settlers of Katan together. Maybe that's just
Speaker 1: my thing. That's totally cool, But I would love to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with me. Where do you think, Danielle,
Speaker 1: would you go on a second date with John? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. I mean, can we go somewhere that
Speaker 1: doesn't have knives? Absolutely? Sushi top sticks? You get? Okay?
Speaker 1: So now there are no knives involved, no weird board games,
Speaker 1: and no cheese sticks for sure? God does yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't shove a sushi roll down her throat. If she
Speaker 1: says yes, well you do it. Danielle, give John like
Speaker 1: the real John another shot. I mean, why not? It
Speaker 1: couldn't be any worse than the wild John. I feel
Speaker 1: like those are famous loss as well. Congratulations John, you
Speaker 1: got a second date. Thank you so much. You guys Danielle,
Speaker 1: you won't regret it. I comment, I make promises. You
Speaker 1: can't keeping broken jewel in the morning