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Speaker 1: He's another jewel. Hey, I was looking for Mikey's mommy.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was looking for Mikey's mommy. Is this Aaron, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is Aaron. This is mister Bruce. I'm one of

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Speaker 1: the teachers here at elementary school. How are you. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling well. Thanks? How are you? I'm sorry? You said

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Speaker 1: your name is mister Bruce. Yeah, that's what all the

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Speaker 1: students call me, mister Bruce. And you can call me

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Speaker 1: mister Wanks for if you want. That's my last name,

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Speaker 1: Bruce Wanks for nice to meet you. I'm sorry. Are

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Speaker 1: you calling about Mikey? Is everything okay? Oh, everything's fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just listen. I saw you drop him off at

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Speaker 1: school the other day, and I noticed that you have

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Speaker 1: a little bun in the oven cooking up a baby. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Yes, yeah, nice. Nice. I'm sorry. Can you

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Speaker 1: tell me what it is you're calling about? Absolutely? I can.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to Mikey about the situation on the

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Speaker 1: home front, and he told mister Bruce that mommy is

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Speaker 1: says daddy. Am I right? I'm sorry. What did you

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Speaker 1: just say? I mean, your son Mikey told me that

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Speaker 1: there's no man in the picture right now. That's because

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Speaker 1: I'm a lesbian, not that you needed to know that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: why aren't you calling? That? Is interesting? And what subject

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Speaker 1: do you teach? I can give you all that information,

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Speaker 1: maybe over some pasta at the Olive Garden. Wow? Did

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Speaker 1: you not just hear me tell you that I'm a lesbian?

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Speaker 1: I did hear that, And all that says to me

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Speaker 1: is there isn't a man in the picture or a

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Speaker 1: man who's treated you right yet. I'm sorry, Bruce Wandler,

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Speaker 1: is that what you said? Your name was wangs fur.

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Speaker 1: Can you spell that for me? Please? Sure? I can.

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Speaker 1: I got to ask you, you know what a wings for?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What? Because I'll show you what a wangs for? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just for real? Are why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said when I saw you dropping

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Speaker 1: off Mikey at school the other day. I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: wait a second, because I had to pinch myself to

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Speaker 1: see if I was dreaming. I'm really confused right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a man who saw a woman that he

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Speaker 1: wants to take out to get some pasta and vino.

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in going out for pasta and vino. You.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm in a relationship. You got

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Speaker 1: me on that. I'm sorry. I know I forgot you

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Speaker 1: are pregnant, probably not drinking too much. We can get

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Speaker 1: some diet right whatever you want to do? You not

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Speaker 1: hear me. I'm a lesbian. I don't like men yet,

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Speaker 1: no ever never, here's my offer. All right, after tomorrow

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Speaker 1: night's pta meeting that I have you and your partner

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Speaker 1: come over. We crack open some diet rights, turn down

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Speaker 1: the light slow, and get a three way couples massage.

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Speaker 1: How's that sound, kitten? Oh? Oh my god. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you'll be saying later. All right, Oh am gee,

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Speaker 1: what is going on? What is happening? Mister Bruce is

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Speaker 1: making you feel funny inside, isn't he? No, mister Bruce

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Speaker 1: makes me want to get a restraining order. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh you want to know who it is? Yes, actually

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Speaker 1: I do. I'm about to give it to you, a

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Speaker 1: little lady. Oh my god, this is actually this is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Your sister Kim set

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Speaker 1: you up. She did not, Yeah, she did. She told

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Speaker 1: us you needed a good laugh and that it's very

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Speaker 1: stressful being pregnant. Oh that's amazing. Hey, I was serious

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Speaker 1: about that vino and pasta. I'll keep it in mind.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what team you bat for. I'll be

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Speaker 1: your starting pitcher. Yeah. Wake up every morning with jubal

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Speaker 1: Fuo tats weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy Ruin ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five Camps sleeping, keep on waking, sat the

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Speaker 1: woman next to me, Gilvis burning, and Sadam hurting, saying

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Speaker 1: a feed and knock and Keith. Don't blame it on

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Speaker 1: the nine. Don't blame it all me. Don't blame it

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Speaker 1: all me. Blame it on the nine. Don't blame it

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Speaker 1: all me. Don't blame it all me. Blame that all

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Speaker 1: the blame it on me. So I'm blame it all

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Speaker 1: me to play at home and now