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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty six, episode

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Speaker 1: five of Daily Night Guys for June twenty second, two

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Speaker 1: eight team. My name is Jack O'Brien. A ka. My

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Speaker 1: lack of sleep is killing me, and I must confess

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Speaker 1: I still believe having kids makes you lose your mind

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Speaker 1: because you're so tired with two babies, Jack O'Brien. That

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Speaker 1: is courtesy with Walter Chestnut. We did so much was

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Speaker 1: beautiful choreographic dance. The dance was beautiful. I am thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined by today's co host, one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest human being speaking into a microphone anywhere on this planet.

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Speaker 1: She is Caitlyn Gail Caateln Gilds the roller skate GM. Caitlin, Yo,

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Speaker 1: why don't want to use that? That's unnatural? High yo. Hey,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us and just filling

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Speaker 1: in for Miles. Really appreciated. What a deep pleasure. His

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Speaker 1: shoes are warm and comfortable, like he never hope to

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Speaker 1: fill them completely. Held on Peter Perry Lark, so I

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Speaker 1: actually assume they might be too. And we're thrilled to

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Speaker 1: have in our third seat. Uh, one of one of

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Speaker 1: the great dailies. I guys, guests wonderful stand up comedians.

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Speaker 1: He is Mr Brodie, It's me Brodie, Ak, Wikipedia, Brown

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Speaker 1: Baby magnets. How do they work in front? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but it is. How's it going? That's good? Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Those were both such wonderful and deficient. AK. We do

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Speaker 1: what we can um all right, before we get into

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Speaker 1: who you are, Brodie, we like to give our guests

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Speaker 1: the preview of what we're gonna be talking about today.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the fact that people want to

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Speaker 1: fuck Mr. And this is incredible and uh not many

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Speaker 1: people apparently don't want to fuck them. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about any fishing characters that were important to our development

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Speaker 1: of sexual beings. We're gonna talk about Millennia Trump's jacket

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Speaker 1: a little bit more. We're gonna talk about Southwest Key,

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Speaker 1: which is not an all inclusive resort where your parents

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Speaker 1: go to try to fix things. It is the nonprofit

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Speaker 1: organization that has been in the news recently for housing

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Speaker 1: the children that the government is tearing apart from their families.

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about a Supreme Court decision that

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Speaker 1: makes it harder for the cops to track you. We're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about the man who has raised eighty

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Speaker 1: five million dollars to remake Last Jedi Uh. He has

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Speaker 1: raised eight million dollars in I O U's that is

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Speaker 1: the as close to legal tender as that comes. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about the draft, sick world, fallen Kingdom as

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Speaker 1: a clumsy Trump metaphor, and we're gonna do a quick

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Speaker 1: check in with the World Cup and quick check and

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Speaker 1: of course we got Bloyd watch because the Blood's and

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Speaker 1: specifically King of All Bloyd's David Pecker, are all in

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Speaker 1: the news today. But first up, Brody, we like task

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Speaker 1: our guests, what is something from your search history that

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Speaker 1: is revealing about who you are? Um? Okay? Cool? So

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Speaker 1: I was like space force is a thing now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So I was just thinking of like, what are reasons

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Speaker 1: saying that the reason that we need is to like

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Speaker 1: assert American like dominance like in space. I'm like, from who? From?

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Speaker 1: From why the Martians? Exactly are we afraid Martians are

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Speaker 1: going to attack? So the last thing of my search

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Speaker 1: history was Mars Attacks. It was classic film Mars Attacks.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite is from I was kid, I

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Speaker 1: rewatched it based completely on a whim. How's it hold up? Great?

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Speaker 1: Just as good as you think it does. They go

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Speaker 1: act and their brains explode when you play classic music?

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Speaker 1: Is a great movie? Where I never saw that? What

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Speaker 1: I know it's that is my fault. That is a

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Speaker 1: nice statement about Mars Attacks, but is it? The premise

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Speaker 1: sort of referencing fifties Martian movies. Is that kind of right? Yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Um, basically, the last Jedi remake that

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Speaker 1: But accidentally, what is something you think is overrated? Something

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Speaker 1: I think is overridden? Is? Um, I got these Hu lights.

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Speaker 1: You guys't know what this is. It's just like these

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Speaker 1: they're made by Phillips. They're like these um these lights

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Speaker 1: I think it's not worth changing my lights pink and

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Speaker 1: I've not I've not heard of those. You turn them on.

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Speaker 1: just like bulbs that change colors when you at them too,

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Speaker 1: know why I became all QVC there. I'm like, now

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Speaker 1: thres for you know, five different I don't need to

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Speaker 1: recommend other podcasts. Just listen to more episodes from the

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Speaker 1: past of Daily z Guys quickly if you run out.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's invisible that did an episode about the

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Speaker 1: light bulb and how as an invention, the way it

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Speaker 1: changed everything after it. It's pretty crazy because night was

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Speaker 1: suddenly you could light up the night. And the advances

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Speaker 1: And at this point we've reduced it to like, I

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Speaker 1: so many incredible things. And so quickly have we reduced

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Speaker 1: we should have higher goals. It's so strange, Like even

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Speaker 1: ever experienced complete darkness. Yeah, I've never seen more than

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Speaker 1: is still a light bulb that is working in California,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to replace them. Exactly. Oh, we're dumb,

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Speaker 1: We're so dumb. Sorry, I wonder how am I got

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Speaker 1: We're all done. Uh, Brodie? What is something you think

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Speaker 1: That's that. It totally happen. It's a real thing. It

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Speaker 1: be in air footnotes. Uh. And finally, Brodie, what's a myth?

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Speaker 1: What's something people think is true that you know to

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Speaker 1: and I'm not confident that there's no germs being introduced

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Speaker 1: I don't care on it. And when she left again,

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Speaker 1: maybe that was the only jacket she had. Fine to

426
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Speaker 1: turn it inside out, give it to a child where

427
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: nothing literally where nothing instead of that jacket. It's like

428
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Speaker 1: if you wanted to say, like, oh, it's just the

429
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Speaker 1: only coach she had, it doesn't help that when she

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Speaker 1: left the facility, the quote she decided to leave the

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Speaker 1: children with was good luck good luck. Yeah, good luck,

432
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Speaker 1: good luck, good luck. If that was the only phrase

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Speaker 1: I knew in the language of the country I was

434
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Speaker 1: visiting kids in a camp in, I would say nothing instead.

435
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Speaker 1: And we can't say that she's not fashion conscious. She's

436
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: a model. One of her parents was like a fashion designer. Yeah,

437
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: and every choice she makes, she does communicate with fashion,

438
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: like she uses fashion as an art very successfully. She

439
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:04,199
Speaker 1: conveys respect, you conveys gravita, she conveys power, she conveys

440
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: authority with her looks. She's obviously chosen to use stark images. Yeah,

441
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: we've seen her intention to her formal empire. This is

442
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: the one one that I for design. If she's buying

443
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: a thirty nine dollar clothing item, it's to make a statement. Yeah,

444
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean I get that she may be going through

445
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: a very apathetic phase for the entirety of her marriage,

446
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: like a teenager or something. But you still have to

447
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: represent this country even though you don't understanding. Yeah, just

448
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: want wap to that don't care? What, Yeah, I don't care?

449
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: Is the theme you have Mr wamp want Leundeski, whose

450
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: name I don't care to say, right, which is just

451
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 1: a terrifying that's terrifying. That clip is chipped like legitimately

452
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: looks like satire. That would scare me, only it's real,

453
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: so it scares me even more. Do you have Millennia

454
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: with a jacket that says, literally, I don't care. You

455
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: don't have your white nationalist face of government stepping into

456
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurants and two separate incidents on accident. This is coordinated,

457
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: This is on purpose. This is racist as fuck, This

458
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: is wild. I am a first generation immigrant from Scotland.

459
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: My grandparents brought three white babies into this country and

460
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,239
Speaker 1: had one more. It was real easy to get in.

461
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: Nobody had a real problem with us being here. Nobody

462
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: ever asked me where I'm from. You can't. This is racism.

463
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: This is slave free. The CEO of the company that

464
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: we'll talk about today's sales as Key makes one point

465
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: five million dollars a year, up from half of that

466
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: ten years ago when this guy was still doing this job.

467
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: This system has been in place for a long time.

468
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: We were ready for these little tiny slaves. We had

469
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: an infrastructure to house them. We do not have an

470
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: infrastructure to return them. That is a choice. We made

471
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: one plan and not the other. Right, correct me if

472
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. But in the executive order that he just

473
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: signed that is supposedly supposed to reconnect these families back

474
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: into cases together. Um, it changes um crossing the border

475
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: from like a civic uh, like breaking the law, to

476
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: like a criminal one. So it's just going to lead

477
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: to these families absolutely being separated, like without a doubt. Well, yes,

478
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: it is doing subtle changes, such as debatably whether or

479
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: not it's making a civil problem a criminal problem for

480
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Speaker 1: those individuals. But it's forcing us into the position where

481
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: we're saying, like, oh, great, we've solved the problem. We're

482
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: not separating families and putting parents in one detention center

483
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: and children in another. We're just clumping them all up

484
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: in one place. So we are supposed to accept as

485
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: a solution jailing all these people against their human rights

486
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: as long as they're in the same facility, which also

487
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: doesn't mean together. These chain linked walls, right, you can

488
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Speaker 1: call the business that administers these facilities and nonprofit individuals

489
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: profit from this business. Right, this is what slavery looks like.

490
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: It's an institution to store bodies and profit from them. Yes.

491
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: I feel like this government is going to start like

492
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Speaker 1: eventually they're going to institute like gas chambers and call

493
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: them like sent rooms or right right, aromatherapy. Yes. So

494
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: the company is called Southwest Key. Uh. They have received

495
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: over the past decade one point five billion dollars in

496
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: government contracts. Uh. That one point five billion dollars to

497
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: store human bodies. Yes. Um. And when they were evaluated

498
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: over the past years, Uh, they have racked up a

499
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Speaker 1: whopping two forty five health violations, seventy eight of which

500
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: were considered high risk. Um. You know. The categories include

501
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: a child who was clearly in pain who was not

502
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: given medical care promptly. Another child with a risk fracture

503
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: was not seen by a doctor until three days later. Um.

504
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: Another child felt ill was not given any medical treatment.

505
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: One employee quit after being told he had to enforce

506
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: a rule that siblings weren't allowed to hug. UM. Report

507
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: in the nineties talks about how one Southwest Key employee

508
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: flipped the beds of kids who didn't immediately respond to him. Uh,

509
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: and discouraged the kids from contacting lawyers and refused their

510
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: right to confidential phone calls. Uh. Yeah, and it didn't

511
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: give them mandatory field trips to the outside world. And yes,

512
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Speaker 1: the guy who runs the company, who is the CEO

513
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: of this quote nonprofit makes one point five million dollars

514
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: a year now, which he has tripled from two thousand. Um.

515
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's a business just like you know when

516
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: we we talked earlier this week, how when Trump was

517
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: elected president, Uh, the private prison industry, like two of

518
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: the biggest companies stocks shot up thirty percent the next

519
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: day because you know, it's a huge business to store

520
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: human beings. Um. Yeah, I don't know. It's funny. You shouldn't.

521
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: It's a podcast. We're supposed to be able to talk

522
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: about this news, and this news will leave you pretty sweechless.

523
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: It's difficult to look at and this company has been

524
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: doing it for a long time. The way these problems

525
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: have escalated and accelerated since the Trump presidency is terrifying.

526
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: But to suggest that we haven't been up to this

527
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: and that this is un American is totally false. This

528
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: is so deeply American. It's incredibly hard to like tweet

529
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: about you know, like Kanye and stuff I concentration gaps

530
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, it's nuts and it's not okay, and

531
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: it's happening. It's actually happening. It's real. Yes, it's hard. Um.

532
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: You know. There's questions about whether or not the image

533
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Speaker 1: that moved everyone who saw it of a crying girl

534
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: at the border is really a child being torn away

535
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: from her parents, Like what's the exact store, And those

536
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: are valid questions to ask, is any circumstance where a

537
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: child is screaming next to law enforcement officers at our

538
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: border in terror? Okay, what explanation for that photo is? Like, no,

539
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: that's fine. Even the footage from the facilities that are

540
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: like that they're letting out, they're letting out, are still

541
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: so bad, just like this is what you thought was

542
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: good enough to show, I don't know, show them where

543
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: they have walls and blankets, Well, sir, our walls are

544
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: actually cages on our blankets, our emergency tinfoil well you know,

545
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: potato cage as they say. Um. Yeah, And a lot

546
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: of the imagery that is coming out is not that

547
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: dissimilar from imagery that happened during the Obama administration and

548
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: conservatives are pointing to that and being like, well see,

549
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's been a problem for a long time.

550
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: It's been bad. Nobody was saying it's not bad. It's

551
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: just cruel to ache that thing that was really bad

552
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: and be like, and now you experienced this by yourself

553
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: without access to your parents, and you don't Not only

554
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: do you not have immediate access to your parents, you

555
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: don't know if or when you will ever be able

556
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: to see your parents again. Yeah, and that should be

557
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: the parents choice, right, Oh man, Yeah, how many of

558
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: the parents down there do you think are like, there's

559
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: one but one parent is like you know, all right, Look,

560
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: I traveled with two babies a couple of weeks ago.

561
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 1: It's not easy. By the end of that I would have,

562
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: you know, let let the t s A do an

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00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: extra check on them. Well, you know, went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom in peace. If the t s A offered to

565
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: babysit the time, you might say yes, if I would

566
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: have tipped them off that like he said something about

567
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: not packing his own bags or something, and then I

568
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 1: think brought too much liquid or right. I mean, maybe

569
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm oversimplifying, but this nation was founded by religious weirdos,

570
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: too weird to be weird in a religiously weird place.

571
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: Who came over here, decided it was There's killed everyone

572
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: that was already here and then proceeded to take another

573
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: country and then make that country this country. And we're

574
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: really mad. That is our history. That's who we are.

575
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: We build this nation on free labor. We stole it

576
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: from someone else. We killed everybody who was already here.

577
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: We are always moving up from there, like that's what

578
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: we have to come up from. Yeah, it was bad.

579
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: In Obama's zero was bad and bushy as it was

580
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: bad in Washington's. It's always bread. We started this bad.

581
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: When are we going to look at ourselves and be like,

582
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 1: how we just created a space force? We are the Galactica.

583
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: There was a Trump speech last night where they were

584
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Speaker 1: chanting space force said, is that why they put like

585
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: like they added a couple more billion dollars to like

586
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: the military budget recently for space And it may sound like, uh, well,

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00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: ge Caitlin, you must hate the stars and stripes. Gosh,

588
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: don't you just hate this country? And I'm stealing this

589
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 1: excellent paraphrase from someone out there who if you saw

590
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: this too, then actually quote the person who said it.

591
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: But this is about a debate between whether or not

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00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: you see America as a set of ideals or America

593
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: as an exclusive club. I want to say it was Uh,

594
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll get it right, I'll retweet it,

595
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: So look for me on Twitter and I'll retweet it.

596
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: But it was really good and that's exactly what this is.

597
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: So the listeners. Now, I have an American flag fidget

598
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: spinner in hand, which is against but I'm totally fine

599
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: with it in this instance. I love so deeply the

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00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: set of ideals that this country is um and I

601
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: know it's the reality of its history and how far

602
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: we have to go to get from that. And we

603
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: are sinking back down and like the dark of who

604
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: we are, there's so much light and who we could be,

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00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: and that's what people are drawn to, and then there's

606
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: this darkness, like an abusive boyfriend who hasn't even done

607
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: the worst of it. Yeah, we're going to get there.

608
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: It's American, this is American, this is America. This is

609
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: who we are, it's who we've been, and if we

610
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: want to be different, we have to look at it

611
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: hard and we have to make different decisions and decision right.

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00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I bet it have a really great video. I would

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00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: watch it. The Supreme Court did something that is moving

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00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: in the right direction, it would appear. Um. The Supreme

615
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: Court has made it has made cops illegal, made cops.

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00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: They have made cops less able to just use your

617
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: cell phone to track you, which is basically I mean,

618
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: we now live in a society and you know this

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Speaker 1: should have been obvious to me since I had a

620
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: mobile phone, But we live in a society where cops

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Speaker 1: can track you at all times if they want to,

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00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: because our phones do that, Like we asked them to

623
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: do that, um. And the Supreme Court was just like, oh, yeah,

624
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: that's kind of dystopian. We shouldn't be allowed to do

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00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: that anymore. So now you need a warrant to access

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00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: the data that you know warrant in the past words

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00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: right to say like, okay, there cell phone signal is

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00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: bouncing off a tower like in this part of the

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Speaker 1: city or whatever. Um, so you know that's moving in

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00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: the right direction. Um. And there are exceptions where the

631
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: police can say, oh, this person is an imminent danger

632
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: to other people or something like that, which probably won't

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Speaker 1: be too hard for them to make that argument for sure,

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Speaker 1: Mr Police, you could have saved them. I texted you

635
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: all the clue. I mean, it's only a matter of

636
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: time until someone updates that movie. It's an interesting privacy

637
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: pickle because in theory, like police can follow your car,

638
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: right your car is how many distinguishing features? Maybe you

639
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: put a bumper sticker on your Chevy Nova so everybody

640
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: knows that that's your Chevy Novas. It's just like where

641
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: does that length that where a cup can just observe

642
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: you getting into that car and then follow you in

643
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: that car. There's some principle where your cell phone is

644
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: sort of that car. And like, I want bad people

645
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: to get cut when they do bad ship. And also

646
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: that's super dystopian to just be able to follow us

647
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: around all the time. And I wish I could trust

648
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: police or civic institutions to use that information responsibly. I don't, yeah, exactly,

649
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: I really don't, especially not right now when we're going

650
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: all Handmads tale before the fertility crisis, Like like not

651
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: the right time. Yeah, and fertility has gone way down

652
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: in the past couple of decades. I did see some

653
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: weird report that the headline was jarring and it was

654
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: like USA today like more white people dying than being born,

655
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: as if it was like, yeah, that's a relief. Yeah,

656
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: trying to kill my bloodline. I'm doing my part. Yeah,

657
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: let's get this going. I mean I also saw a

658
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: headline today that most people love dogs more than they

659
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: love other people, and I'm like, all right, I gotta

660
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: tell you that. Yeah, if we were honestly separating puppies

661
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: from their mothers at the border there, yeah, I can. Also,

662
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: white people are having less babies because their economy is

663
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: so bad. Let's like, let's focus on the real reasons.

664
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: Let's just not scare all white people. Everyone's having less babies.

665
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: It's a lot of easier to just not look at

666
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: Let's come on, muppets are having less babies these days.

667
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: Let's horizontally hate each other and don't look up. Yeah,

668
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna take a another quick break and

669
00:39:51,920 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back, and it's time

670
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: to check in with Star Wars fans. Uh, they've already

671
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 1: checked in with us because Brody earlier said uh, star

672
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: Wars instead of Star Trek and ruined my child. Um,

673
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: and certain Star Wars fans were so upset about the

674
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: movie The Last Jedi. Um, it really tickles me. They

675
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: they've decided they can do better, and a guy is

676
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: trying to raise I think two hundred million dollars to

677
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: remake The Last Jedi. So cute. Ryan Johnson, the director

678
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: of the actual director of The Last Jedi, just tweeted,

679
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 1: please please, please, please actually make this happen, Please please please.

680
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: Uh but yeah, so the guy is claiming he's not

681
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: men's rights activists, and to prove this, he says he

682
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: wanted Kelly Marie Tran to quote how have a better role,

683
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: But his idea of a better role is to make

684
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: her more like a male movie character. Like He's like,

685
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: she should have been a badass pilot who like fought

686
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 1: Poe and given him a run for his money instead

687
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: of like the character who I wasn't able to make

688
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: do whatever I wanted to make her do. Um. Yeah,

689
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: so still some toxic masculinity and his denial of being

690
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,959
Speaker 1: a men's rights activist. Uh. My favorite thing about people

691
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: who don't like The Last Jedi never really give you

692
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: a good, like a concrete reason why other than like

693
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 1: the casino scene was sort of boring, and I'm just like, yeah, well,

694
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: the prequels were all the worst, so peoples were just

695
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: nothing but casino and like way worse. Just submit you

696
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: don't like women. Just submit that you just want to

697
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: see you an all poored movie. I get it, Okay, yes? Um,

698
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: so he has created a kickstarter Uh actually not a kickstarter,

699
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: a website remake the last Jedi dot com. Uh, and

700
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: he is. He is accepting donations and you get a

701
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: ticket to the movie. And I saved Star Wars T

702
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: shirt for a hundred dollars. You can be an extra

703
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: in the movie. So you can pay a hundred Can

704
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: you imagine a hundred bucks gets you into be an extra?

705
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: Just picture that day on set, like walking bottle of

706
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: body spray just converges on set at once. It's just

707
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks, oh man, to be a fly on

708
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: the wall. Yeah, if every extra in the Star Wars

709
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: universe was just a man, it's just a white guy

710
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: with a beard. Uh. My favorite thing about this is

711
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: that these people have no idea how intellectual property works

712
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: at all, how movies are. Let me do it, just like,

713
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 1: give me the exact amount of money that you prefer

714
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: nostitals made to make this movie with a Disney and

715
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: backing from you know, Lucas Arts and all these kind

716
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: of things, just like the best people who make movies

717
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: and like sound and like CG and we can do

718
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: all that with the Yeah, for a hundred dollars, he

719
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: is offering to fly anyone in the world to the

720
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: set of the movie to be an extra in the movie.

721
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: He's I don't think he's thinking this through quite all

722
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: the way. Um, but holy shit. He has raised over

723
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: eighty five million dollars according to the website. Now, one

724
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: important thing to note is that the only thing he's

725
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: requiring is for you to email him how much you

726
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,720
Speaker 1: hypothetically would spend too. So he's taking io use because

727
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: and you don't have to give him any information about

728
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: yourself or a credit card or anything like that. You're

729
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: just pledging to help cover the budget for the remake

730
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: of Why Why is he framing this as a remake?

731
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he just try and make a different move.

732
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: This is a This is a definitely a common criticism.

733
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: There's a fan at it that's like an hour long

734
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: that just like took out everything everybody hates and it's

735
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: essentially just all the ladies and Luke Luke. I won't spoiler,

736
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 1: but it takes out the Luke a lot of Luke.

737
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: That's weird. It makes Luke not die. That's stupid. Yeah, yeah,

738
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: the whole thing is really stupid. It's nerds. Yeah, it's

739
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: the saddest kind of nerds. I'm not sure why this

740
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: hurts so much for some people, but it is obviously

741
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: a deep and agitating pain that they feel, and I

742
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: wish for them that that was healed because the last

743
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: Jed I didn't do anything to you, It didn't Need's

744
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: a movie. You don't control it. Disney controls it. They're

745
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: going to make a hell a lot more Star Wars movies,

746
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,959
Speaker 1: so you'll have a lot more to complain about. Yeah,

747
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: enjoy that. I don't know what you want. One of

748
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: my least favorite things, one of my um formerly favorite

749
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: like movie reviewer YouTube's. This is called Red Letter Media,

750
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: and they did these a lot of like Star Wars

751
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: like breakdown, so we're like really interesting. Harry Potter, Yeah,

752
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: Harry Potter too. And then when The Force Awakens came

753
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: out a couple of years ago, they did one on

754
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: that eventually, and then they spent probably like ten minutes

755
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: complaining about there was too much diversity in Star Wars

756
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:29,479
Speaker 1: now and there's not enough people in space aliens. Why

757
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: was this ever an issue? Like, I don't understand it.

758
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. I did really used to

759
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: enjoy those reviews. Yeah, I had to unsubscribe, and it

760
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: really does suck because I did like them a lot

761
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: Up until that point. My in universe explanation in my

762
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: head was always just that, oh, yeah, white people came

763
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: from all Iran up, Yeah, you go, that is my

764
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: favorite ex relationship where the white people came from always

765
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: doesn't work for me. They really should just put that

766
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: in the next million, should Sorry, guys, It's like, oh, yeah,

767
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: there's an Asian plan an, there's a blank planning that'd

768
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: be cool. Yeah, that was loosely in plot by the

769
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: by the Star Wars universe. Um, another movie that's going

770
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: to be triggering the right wing. Uh they care about

771
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: her on their A K Fort Brian, they're dead clips. Sorry.

772
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: That other Caitlin makes me really mad. There's a conservative

773
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: commentators last name I forget, but her name is Caitlin

774
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: with the Case. So she's wrong from the beginning. But

775
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: she's the one who did the college graduation picture with

776
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: her big old gun and stuff, who like was on

777
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: the beach eating chick flames, like drinking lip tears trigger

778
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: boring and it's defiling my name. They're good. Caitlin's out there.

779
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: She's every Caitlin. My younger sister is a Caitlin who

780
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: also misspells it, not with a this is not new,

781
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: it's my referen approach me last night out of a

782
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: propos of nothing and just said, I think you spell

783
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: Caitlin right. I think it is the most natural derivative

784
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: of Catherine. And then just like the k ones just

785
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: doesn't feel right, and then she walked off like she

786
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: had just been she'd been mulling that in the back

787
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: of mind for five years. A minute later like sorry,

788
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that. So Jurassic World Falling

789
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: Kingdom comes out this weekend, such a good title for like,

790
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: I know, I'm gonna love it. This movie is going

791
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: to be trash and I love that self aware. They

792
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: just called it jurassically, just put the is in Jurassic

793
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 1: World is a call um. Instead they've used a colon

794
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: and uh, it turns out they built Jurassic Park on

795
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: top of an active volcano. I think they're going full

796
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: B movement. Think they're going just like full not Jerry

797
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: Seinfeld's B movie. I think they're going full like we're

798
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: just in a universe where things explode for no reason. Yeah,

799
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: which is I'm fine with. Yeah, it's a it's a

800
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: blockbuster dumb action thing Yever, so they have to get

801
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: those dinos off that volcano and then all sorts of

802
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: chicanery uh ensues uh and apparently they just get into

803
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: a really muddy like Trump allegory where they're like multiple

804
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: Trump stand ins with like bad blonde wigs in the movie. Um,

805
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: to be fair, everything is like a Trump allegory. Everything

806
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: that was like written like around two years ago and

807
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: when people didn't expect Trump to actually be president is

808
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: like coming out now We're getting a lot of allegories

809
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: like that. I'm just like, what if the world was

810
00:48:53,080 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: like this, It's actually we're true. Yeah. This was in

811
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: line of writing a script and making a movie. You

812
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: can't move fast enough to make satire. This was written

813
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: at a time when it was just like, god, could

814
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: you imagine and we all were looking at the New

815
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: York Times page that was like nine percent Hill's gonna win.

816
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: But So there's even a part where one of the

817
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: bad guys with a bead blond wig calls the young

818
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: female hero, who is a paleo veterinarian. He calls her

819
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: a nasty woman. Um yeah, so more evidence this was

820
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: written in two thousands. Yeah, exactly right on the head there, guy.

821
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: Um yeah, so I don't know. It's also the main

822
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: bad dinosaur is bought by quote our Russian friends like

823
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: Russians by the bad dinosaur, and the bad dinosaur is

824
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: introduced with like a bunch of like blaring white lights

825
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: behind it, like Trump being introduced. Just at the r NC.

826
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: The dinosaur is going up down an elevator and really

827
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: stands upright with its knees locked for some reason. Chinasaur

828
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: mouth the gate but a kid mowing a lawn. Yeah,

829
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing. It looks like a

830
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: hot mess that I will excitedly watch. I don't think

831
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: there's anything you could do with that series to rekindle

832
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: the joint excitement of watching Jurassic Park for the first time,

833
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: because it was groundbreaking in a way that you don't

834
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: get to break ground again. Its story wasn't groundbreaking, Its

835
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: story was already stupid and derivative. It's a Spielberg picture.

836
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: It's people looking wide eyed into a camera at something

837
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: you can't see. He's a brilliant director, and unless you

838
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: watch his movies twice, uh, but like there's just no

839
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: there's nothing else to ring out of the wonder. So

840
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: it's got to be spectacle. It's gonna be big and

841
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: gross and stupid, and I'm going to see it and

842
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: it's I know it's going to be terrible. Okay. I

843
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: think Park holds up upon multiple viewings, of course. And

844
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: I have seen Jaws. Watch both Jurassic Parks and Jaws

845
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: in the last week. I watched Jaws last night. That's

846
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: so good. But it's Gielberg's just a genius leaving a

847
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: plot hole that a truck could drive through that you

848
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: simply don't see the first time around. He's great at

849
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: leaving things in plain sight because you're not going to

850
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: notice the great reference to his first movie, TV movie Dual. Oh,

851
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: well done, reaching back. So Jeff Goldbloom makes an appearance

852
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: here and says, too many red lines have been crossed

853
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: and our home has in fundamental way has been polluted

854
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: by avarice and political megalomania and our energy. Mcnaff was like, wait,

855
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: what what political megalomania? That doesn't reference like anything that

856
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: happened in the movie. That's just like a quote directly

857
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: about America. They just like they put the camera on

858
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: him on set and decided to use if he's playing

859
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: piano in that his beard is looking lush and fabulous

860
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: talking about fictional characters. Everybody wants to fun, yes, Malcolm,

861
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so not to say blockbuster movies shouldn't should

862
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: all ever trump, but let's let's do it better than

863
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: this maybe, um, I mean the fun part of the

864
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: plot of Jurassic Park the first time was this wonder

865
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: and wanting to reconnect with something that brought you wonder

866
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: and then that having unintended consequences. Uh, those are themes

867
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: still worth exploring. You don't have to go straight to

868
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: if you know your movie is going to be released

869
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: two years after you write it, maybe don't go for

870
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: the direct topical reference. You still have this sort of

871
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: larger theme to draw on that like, not all of

872
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: your impulses are good. That you can be really tempted

873
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: by something that looks like it might be fun, but

874
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: then it is Donald Trump. You see what I mean,

875
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: Like you have it right there. It was right there

876
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: in your original message. Yeah, dinosaurs, we like dinosaurs. That's it.

877
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: Keep it there. And there's also a controversy right about

878
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: um one of the characters is supposed to be a

879
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: lesbian character and then they cut a line or something

880
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: the main character, uh the Calio Uh yeah, the new

881
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: Laura Dern actually more the new Sam Neil is a

882
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: young woman who I think was a lesbian in the original.

883
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: Like they shot the shooting script and then they cut

884
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: that quote for the sake of time. So I mean,

885
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: not to be fair, I think representation is extremely important,

886
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: but like what from what I read, the line that

887
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: they cut wasn't very good. Like the line was I

888
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: think she like was in the lines she was like

889
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: sort of hitting on Chris Pratt of just like I'm

890
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: not into dudes. But like maybe that's fair. Honestly, I

891
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 1: get it, Chris Pratt that I don't care, right, I mean,

892
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: as a big old bush eater, I can say fucking

893
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: thank you. I would love to see the kind of

894
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: Repper sentation media where it's like being a lesbian or

895
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: being a gay person or being whatever isn't your whole character, right, Yeah,

896
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: it's not like Chris Pratt needed a line where it's like,

897
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm not into dudes, but maybe you, Brodie I would

898
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,399
Speaker 1: bone down with, like you just assume everybody's great. It's

899
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: not that big a deal for characters a lesbian and

900
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you pullback story to have I think that's awesome. Yeah, yeah,

901
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: no one said that Beckman and the New Ghostbusters was

902
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: a lesbian. She's become an icon anyway because you don't

903
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: have to You can look at me. No, if I

904
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: have to tell you, then you're not gonna get it,

905
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: even if I did. Oh that hetero woman's wearing a

906
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: great jean jacket. The girlfriend and I joke about that

907
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: all the time, that people think that we're just a

908
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: very friendly professor student comba um. Is it time for

909
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: it's nice? There is? I believe it is time for

910
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: a very brief World Cup date. Do you believe it?

911
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: That was really quick? That that was very pretty Thank you,

912
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, Super producer Doug uh. Not only is Miles out,

913
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: but superproducer Nick Stuff is also out, so we have

914
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,479
Speaker 1: sitting in for him, Superproducer Doug. I miss you, Moles,

915
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: I miss you Nick, But Doug, you're doing great. Your

916
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,959
Speaker 1: chair is very comfortable. I am. I'm happy to help

917
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: anytime you want to go away. Uh. So Nigeria be

918
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: at Iceland this morning to nothing, which Nigeria lost to

919
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: Croatia to nothing. So this is all to buy the

920
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: transitive property suggests that Croatia is really fucking good because

921
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: they also beat Argentina three nothing. Yesterday. Everyone was like,

922
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: well ship Argentina's whole World Cup is over, but the

923
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: fact that Nigeria one means that Argentina is still alive.

924
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: So uh. And also I'm glad that Nigeria is still

925
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: alive because Nigeria has dope uniforms and travel outfits. That's

926
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: what I pay attention to. A Brazil beat Costa Rica

927
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: to nothing. Uh that has been World Cup date. Uh,

928
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: I don't have anything else. Are you guys watching the

929
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: World Cup? Um? I haven't really wants the World Cup,

930
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: but I haven't watching some memes. I will retweet my

931
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: favorite name when Mexico one when they want, I think

932
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: they beat Germany one series there was his name of

933
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 1: just like this, uh, this whole mixing. Grandma who is um?

934
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: She's watching World Cup? And as the TV is like

935
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: showing all the players. He blesses all of them. Yeah,

936
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: it's it's doing the like like all sports fans know that.

937
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: It's during the national anthem, and it's like a close

938
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: up shot on one face, then track to the side,

939
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: close up shot on the next face, and like each

940
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: time it stops, she just does the sign of the

941
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: Cross on their head as if the shot is specifically

942
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: for her to bless them. Like it's just like it's

943
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Yeah, and the convey a belt of papal

944
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: blessings worked and they defeated Germany, the godless Germans. All right,

945
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: it is time for Bloyd watch. So one just big

946
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: overarching Bloyd's story is that David Pecker, a guy who

947
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: we talked about every time we talk about the tabloids

948
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: because he is the main publisher of American Media Inc.

949
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: Am I they published i'd say like six of the

950
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: eight main tabloids that you see. They published The Globe,

951
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: they published the National Enquirer, US Weekly, I think Okay

952
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: and Life and Style are the only ones that they

953
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: don't publish. Um. But he is also in addition to

954
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: like running this whole tabloid behemoth, he is one of

955
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's best friends. And there was a conspicuous absence

956
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: of any stories about Donald Trump during the presidential election. Uh.

957
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: The only stories you would see about him appeared to

958
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: have been written by him. Like they were. Not only

959
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: were they very complimentary of Donald Trump, but they were

960
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: also written in his voice. They were they would be like,

961
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: it is amazing, He's He's the best, amazing best, Donald

962
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: Trump had the best sex with the most women all

963
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: the time. And when specifically, like, the headlines were filled

964
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: with shitting on Hillary Clinton, also in Donald Trump's voice. Uh,

965
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: and just using like his exact language. Anyways, we just

966
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: found out because of the raid on Michael Cohen's things,

967
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: that American Media Inc. Was sending headlines to Michael Cohen

968
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: before publishing them for approval. It was not an accident

969
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: that they were written in his voice. They were essentially

970
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: written right like by his people. Um so that's just

971
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: something to keep in mind. I know you guys have

972
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: been making all of your political decisions based on the

973
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: headlines you see in the grocery mark check out. I'll

974
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: so just maybe pump the brakes on that a little bit.

975
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: It's fun. Nobody believes The Inquirer but when when the

976
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: inquirer puts out her emails thirty million times on every cover,

977
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: then you know it's forced to become part of a conversation.

978
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: Even if the conversation is like that's ridiculous, why are

979
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: you talking about her emails? Comes out, it's done. Yeah,

980
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: that's the whole point of tabloids. We know they aren't true,

981
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: and yet that seed still germinates while we're you know,

982
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: stare not trying to not buy candy. Yeah. There's so

983
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: many studies about, you know, how headlines work, where even

984
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: just seeing like I remember one of the big studies

985
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: was about when Karl Rove did a robot call about

986
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: how John McCain had an illegitimate daughter and when he

987
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: was in a primary election against George W. Bush and

988
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: then they there's a huge retraction the next day, but

989
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,959
Speaker 1: all anybody remembered was something about him having an illegitimate daughter.

990
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: I forget, like who told me that or what. We

991
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: don't remember anything about where we heard the information or

992
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: like what the context was. All we remember is like

993
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: the little chunk of sticky information that sticks in her head.

994
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: Um exactly? Uh? Otherwise, what do you guys say? We

995
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: we always spend a little time kind of scanning the

996
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: bloods on Friday morning. Um, I have some Carrie Underwood

997
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: non news. Uh. It says we almost didn't make it,

998
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: how faith saved her marriage. They're still talking about her

999
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 1: falling down and hurting her face, and it's more pictures

1000
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: of her looking identical to how she looked before she

1001
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 1: fell down. So uh, that story still continues to baffle me.

1002
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 1: If anybody can find a picture where she doesn't look

1003
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: completely exactly as perfect as she did before she fell down,

1004
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: please let us know. Um, she's a talented woman, and

1005
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: I understand how important someone's images to their professional career

1006
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: in entertainment, but um, yeah, she heard her We're fine,

1007
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: people fall down. She might even have a scar, maybe

1008
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: you can even see it. I'm pretty sure she's still talented.

1009
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: That's why we started talking about her. It's just like, yeah,

1010
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: but how does it affect her talent? The part we

1011
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: like about, Oh you just wanted did you want to fuck?

1012
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: Wear that scar? Was? Is that why you're upset you

1013
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: wanted to funk? The part of her space that now

1014
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: has the scott why do we I don't know if

1015
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: it's self imposed or if she's just getting all the

1016
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: inbound inquiries as to like interviews, and she's just kind

1017
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: of focused on it, or if they're just focused on it.

1018
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: Um Megan Markle and Harry are having twins, and you

1019
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: can tell because on the cover of Okay, there is

1020
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: an arrow pointing to her completely flat, normal human stomach

1021
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: that does have a little stamp of approval that has

1022
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 1: Palace confirms, and then when you read the article, they

1023
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: have done no such thing. Also, it's a boy and

1024
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: a girl. We have already gendered the two babies that

1025
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: are at this point like fish zygoats. What do you

1026
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: guys learn on your blood watch? Take it baby? I mean,

1027
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: I really don't have like news. There's really just like

1028
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 1: a lot of pictures in here of like Rosanne bar

1029
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: crying down, which is great, it feels good, does it

1030
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: kind of does? I don't want to do it. But

1031
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: there's also really funny piction here of mel Gibson. He

1032
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: has a pizza that he had took on now and

1033
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: the caption is just like, oh, look at this pudgy

1034
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: little pizza boy. Like that's the kind of topoids DeLine.

1035
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: It's just a middle school burned But that's what I've

1036
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: found in the In the Inquirer from I don't know,

1037
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, Uh. I mentioned the Top Gun was

1038
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: sort of a formative movie in my youth. Apparently Kelly McGillis,

1039
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: who was the heart throb of Top Gun, released I

1040
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: want to say in like nine Apparently she's aged something

1041
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: appallingly like twenty two years. I gotta throw up dusting.

1042
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: It's almost like her body changed time. This is so

1043
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: like Tom Cruise has stayed in the public line light

1044
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: in a way that Kelly McGillis is haven't. And even

1045
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise at this point in his life just made

1046
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: an entire movie about how he's getting too old for

1047
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: this ship. It's like the most recent mission impossible. The

1048
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: trailer is just him falling down, just falling and following

1049
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: and falling, like, yeah, we're all older. So the Inquirer

1050
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 1: decided to let us know, Uh, these days the Stout

1051
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: Star looks to be bursting at the scenes. And I'm

1052
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: just gonna breeze right through this because there are a

1053
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,439
Speaker 1: lot of fat people puns that are pretty exciting. You've

1054
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: never heard some of these sick burns. This is some

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Speaker 1: pretty original material they're filing out with. Uh, one time

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Speaker 1: tough guns sexpot Kelly McGillis has been grounded by her

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01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: massive payload. Uh let's see. The other stars are gearing

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Speaker 1: up to be in the long awaited sequel to the blockbuster,

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01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: but not her. She's battled some booze and drug addiction

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Speaker 1: and now she's a compulsive eater. A girl, take care

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01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: of yourself, do what you need. Hollywood is a tough town.

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Speaker 1: I would drink and eat pills about two sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 1: And honestly, eating is good. The five foot ten star

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01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: five ft ten to fifty. I'm six one. I was

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Speaker 1: too thirty earlier this year. That's like a normal human body.

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01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: That's a normal human who might say something like I

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01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: don't know, I could lose fifteen pounds. It's just not

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Speaker 1: she's five fucking ten. That's a normal amount of human poundage. Uh.

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Speaker 1: She's Kelly's inability to get back in shape. Torpedoed talks

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01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: to bring her back for the follow up film, Back

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01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: into shape, baby, she's like fifty or something. She's in

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01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: fifty shapes. She hasn't been in a movie and like

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01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: what something an insider spilled of the sixty year old star.

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01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: She was a huge part of the original film. Now

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01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: she's just huge sleeping in a stem cell chamber for

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01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 1: the last three years, like suckle the stem cells of

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01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: young goats or whatever, and just waited on handom foot

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Speaker 1: by slaves. Slaves. Yeah. Also, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

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01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: still not together. Guys, despite what all the headlines suggest,

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01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: they are not getting back together. I don't think they've

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01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: even seen each other, but they will show you pictures

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01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: of them standing next to each other from ten years ago.

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01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: I can't believe that it's it's official they're getting married. Yeah,

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01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: I think it's just go with what worked. I feel

1085
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: like when both of them finally dies, just like, oh,

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01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: we'll jen be buried next to al Right. Can you

1087
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: imagine being defined by the relationships you had, either in

1088
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: the nineties or in your twenties, take your pick, right,

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01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: If that's all anybody talking, like, you tried with your

1090
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: like you go on to huge accomplishments, and still all

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01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: that anybody talks about is like is k list? Kevin?

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01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sorry, Kevin, Hi, good to talk to you.

1093
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: As if anybody can find a picture of David Peckar shirtless,

1094
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: we should spread that around. Is the responsible journalism that is. Yeah,

1095
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: it's wildly some hard pecks shows unless he's like super

1096
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: ripped and hot, which I don't know. Either way, let's

1097
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: just put it out there. Yeah, I want to I

1098
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: want to see it. Alright, guys, it has been a

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01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 1: pleasure having you both here. Um, we have come to

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Speaker 1: the end of the show. Brody, Where can people find you?

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01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: Follow you? You can follow me on Twitter at ao

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01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: brow brow. Um. The only thing that matters I guess,

1103
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: just in a general sense, the only thing I checked regularly. Um.

1104
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: You can email me and uh. And we also like

1105
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: to ask our guests what what's a tweet that you've

1106
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 1: enjoyed of late? I feel like I kind of burned

1107
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: it on that That bola is great. People should check

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01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: out the Abola. Will link to it in the footnote. Cait. Yes,

1109
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: it has been goddamn pleasure having you my co host.

1110
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: Thank you. The Zyke gang is always so kind to

1111
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 1: me when I appear. I appreciate each and every one

1112
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: of you. To those of you who do not like me,

1113
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 1: your comments are always very polite. Um. I imagine the

1114
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: feedback would be more useful if you talked about a

1115
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: guess that you did like, but thank you so much

1116
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: for being the sweetest rolls. I didn't care as much

1117
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: for this episode as others. It's basically the strongest words

1118
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten, So thank you so much. Even if

1119
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 1: you've hated my grating voice, trust me, I do too,

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01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: so I sympathize. I'm more likely to agree with what

1121
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 1: you have to say than a compliment, so I get it. Um,

1122
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 1: but it's always a pleasure to be here. Thank you

1123
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: so very much. Where can people find you? A robot?

1124
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 1: Caitlin on Twitter, at Caitlin is Tall on Instagram, and

1125
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: at Caitlyn Gill Comedy dot com plus on June ze

1126
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: Gang in Los Angeles can find me at the Hollywood

1127
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: Improv Lab for Caitlyn Gill's Oratory, my monthly exploration in

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01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: the stand up comedy goodness oratory. I know it's a

1129
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: good pun, right, build a show around the pun there

1130
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: it is? Uh. Do you have a tweet that you

1131
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: want to share with people? That's yeah, there are some

1132
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 1: gems lately. Uh yes, sorry. Uh. Today's goal is to

1133
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: not look at the news. I will do that by

1134
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: cutting off my hands as I really dug that one.

1135
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Um the other thing I like,

1136
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Speaker 1: I can't tell you about, but look up any synchronized NBA.

1137
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 1: I think there's a whole Twitter account for synchronizing. Like

1138
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: the NBA players are just always commonly very synchronized in

1139
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: their movements when they all take off at the same time.

1140
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,080
Speaker 1: There's a really interesting study that looked at the number

1141
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: of times NBA teams touch each other because you know,

1142
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 1: like when when they're shooting free throws, even like when

1143
01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: they missed, they all like touch hands almost like obligatorially,

1144
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: like it's just like, well, we all have to do

1145
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 1: this now. Uh. They found that the Golden State Warriors

1146
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,760
Speaker 1: like three years ago where the team that touched each

1147
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 1: other the most right before where they like just like rocketed. Yeah,

1148
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 1: and human touch very important, guys, locks everybody in together.

1149
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch both of your hands. This feels weird

1150
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: and I'm play but thank you. I am incredibly clammy always. Uh.

1151
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,599
Speaker 1: Tweet that I liked is from Demio did you eBay

1152
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: he tuote I hereby move that we stopped calling Jesse

1153
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: Plemons Meth Damon, slash budget Matt Damon and instead demote

1154
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: Matt Damon to Messy Plemons needs to happen. You can

1155
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can

1156
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: find us at Daily's Like Ice on Twitter, where at

1157
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: the Daily's Like on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan

1158
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: paid and a website Daily's Like dot com where we

1159
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: posed our episodes and our foot notes where we link

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01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

1161
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: as well as the song we ride out on. Oh

1162
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: my God, there's all miles. What are we gonna do?

1163
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we're gonna do. Super producer on

1164
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: a Hosnie A has a song for us right out

1165
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: on Holy Crap. I just started watching Synchronized NBA and

1166
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: it is. It is so satisfied. Yeah, alright, sorry to

1167
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 1: come off so hot. Um okay, So this this song,

1168
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Speaker 1: it's it's called I Love California by this band Becom

1169
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: Honcho and they're out of San Francisco and they're this

1170
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,719
Speaker 1: great band. I went to college with the lead singer

1171
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: and potentially other members and it's a great song and uh,

1172
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: they refer to themselves as forest surf Rock. So I

1173
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: love it and if you love California, you're gonna love

1174
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 1: this song. The lead singer Shannon did a lot of

1175
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: spoken word in college, so she kind of makes that

1176
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 1: in and it's done well. It's not done in that

1177
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: way where you're like it's done well. All right, So

1178
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: enjoy this song. All right. That's gonna do it for

1179
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 1: this week. We will be back on Monday for more

1180
01:10:53,360 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: Daily Guys. You guys. Then by the Hollway Cruis are

1181
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:32,520
Speaker 1: lit the game again. We are another and get away.

1182
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: We are the best friends. You are a gay. Anything

1183
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 1: we should could see what I can't see? You are good?

1184
01:11:51,760 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 1: Anything we should could see what I can't see. Oh.

1185
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,919
Speaker 1: The boys drove off from the Los Angeles a weekend,

1186
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: humming on like a vile and smoking all the while,

1187
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:11,680
Speaker 1: the girls descending powers from the clouds of South Francisco

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01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 1: window and drinking limbs from better tracing Pelican. I love California.

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Speaker 1: You do fall harder in the full made went by

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Speaker 1: the creep, happy there all day waiting new ways. Did

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Speaker 1: the lady or display the starlight? So goodt nDEP. I

1192
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 1: am fire fly. I can see you anything wish you

1193
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 1: could see what I can't see. You are a god.

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01:13:54,960 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 1: Anything wish you could see what I can't see? And

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01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: they find they made me vague between Hollywood and the

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01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 1: bathe a tingle and ankles, and covered each other with

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01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,840
Speaker 1: each other. I Ve been doing it since they were teenagers,

1198
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,679
Speaker 1: still seeing the coast and beyond, and the sandy Stone

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Speaker 1: was fucking side California. You do, I fall, fairy hard,

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01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: the fall, maybe by the crap. I'll be there day.

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Speaker 1: Wait the ways did and leaf the firework display