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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is Important.

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Speaker 3: War WAH, World War two soldiers at.

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Speaker 2: The Switzerland of Comedy. Blake Anderson sir, are you trying

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Speaker 2: to big dick me? Let's go? I got this baby? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This shit? Oh shit, that's it.

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Speaker 4: Just it came on random before we were recording, and

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Speaker 4: I noticed all that.

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Speaker 2: That was nice. I kind of kick things off a

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Speaker 2: little funky beat baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and You're kind of saying like I'm coming, And

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Speaker 4: I was like, okay, maybe the boys want to hear this.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, do you guys mind if I go

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Speaker 2: beat off to that song? I didn't even notice that

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Speaker 2: you saying I'm coming. Yeah, I didn't know that. I

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Speaker 2: didn't put that together. It's just mostly listen to funk beat, yeah, the.

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Speaker 5: Group, good vibe, Yeah, good tunes.

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Speaker 4: But in the back of your mind, you know, there's

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Speaker 4: come talk.

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Speaker 2: I'm always coming. Yeah, maybe I'm always coming.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, welcome back, We're back.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Louise, theres you look mad Skinny right now? Are

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Speaker 2: you wasting away? And Margeritaville, Yeah, what the hell down

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Speaker 2: and wasting away in Australia.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just eating trimps off the barbie.

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Speaker 4: I guess, uh lucky.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to add weight when you're just eating trimps.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, is the food there?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember. Is the food there hot garbage or

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Speaker 2: just deese? Or or as the kids say, mid is

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Speaker 2: it mid there? You go get it? Or is it hitters?

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Speaker 5: Do you guys have time for a short little roller

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Speaker 5: coaster ride?

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Speaker 2: I would love to.

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Speaker 5: I got here, got here and was eating. I mean

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Speaker 5: we got to kill an hour.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay. I don't know if it's killing.

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Speaker 5: But I got here and I was like, the food's good.

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Speaker 5: What are we talking about. Everyone's like, yeah, the food's

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Speaker 5: not that great, and I'm like, the food's fine, Get

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Speaker 5: over it. I'm not a big foodie.

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Speaker 2: Da da da da.

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Speaker 5: And then after about a month you're like, food's kind

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Speaker 5: of limited, it's not outstanding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what I mean, what is it you're just eating?

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Speaker 2: You're just eating like sushi off boomerangs, because that's sort

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Speaker 2: of the vibe that I get. Yeah, your boobs are huge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of sushi rang. Yeah, look sushi

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Speaker 5: you can find good sushi. I'm not gonna eat sushi

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Speaker 5: every night.

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Speaker 2: You're not trying to pive in this situation, freaking Jeremy Pive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, I'm not trying to get that mercury.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Yeah, that was his thing, right, he got

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Speaker 2: mercury poisoning from eating too much.

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Speaker 4: That's what he said.

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Speaker 5: That's what he said.

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Speaker 2: Or he might have just been being a bitch. Maybe

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Speaker 2: I don't think he.

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Speaker 5: Wanted to like get out of a contract with a

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Speaker 5: play or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, he didn't want to do something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean imagine doing a play. You would

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Speaker 2: have to get mercury poison hotel, you would have to

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Speaker 2: just get eats so much sushi you almost out of doing.

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Speaker 4: A plate I've got to get out of this play man.

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Speaker 5: What what's weird is they can't get things like just

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Speaker 5: like a burger. I still haven't had like a burger that.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, unreal greater, which you you think that's kind

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Speaker 4: I like this because you're you're throwing this out there

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Speaker 4: to Australia, and I have a feeling there's gonna be

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Speaker 4: a response and they're gonna say, we're about to get you.

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Speaker 2: A Bergh dude, and you're gonna get a really good one.

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Speaker 2: You know, the fucking brages in Sydney come down and

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get a Bogan Burger baby.

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Speaker 5: And I'm not in I'm not I'm not in a big, big,

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Speaker 5: you can trip and fall and hit your head on

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Speaker 5: a good restaurant. Sure, but I'm in like a real

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Speaker 5: fit area. So you think they'd be like banging like

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Speaker 2: Well, that's I mean, that's what happened to you. That's

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Speaker 2: that's what happened to you. You look emancipated, emancipated, emaciated, both.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit of both man, Yeah, looking like

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Speaker 4: you're about to abra were hyped on that.

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Speaker 5: More like Abraham Lincoln.

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Speaker 2: You look like the skinniest I've ever seen you, And

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Speaker 2: I just is it the angle? What is happening here?

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Speaker 2: Does he look skinny?

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Speaker 4: Down ball?

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Speaker 2: Is the lighting? Obviously?

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Speaker 4: Obviously he has zero lighting on him for as much

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Speaker 4: as we know he's in a fu Does this help that?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now I see the fact.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you. I'm actually I

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Speaker 5: don't weigh any I weigh more than I did. That's

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Speaker 5: your birthday.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello Margarita extravaganza. Dude, My my god, that was

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Speaker 2: that was fun. I actually had a great time. Happy

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Speaker 2: birthday at I thank you guys. Forty one. That's a

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Speaker 2: big birthday for me. Oh that's a wild one.

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Speaker 5: Like do you have applause or no?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I like? Goodbye. I'd like that

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Speaker 2: And I thank you guys for coming, uh to my birthday.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for coming, because you know, forty one, that's

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Speaker 2: not that's not even one that I should celebrate.

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Speaker 5: That's not nothing.

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen the gang and in quite a while,

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Speaker 2: it's nice to get the whole gang together and see

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Speaker 2: everybody from different parts of your life. The eating Mexican

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Speaker 2: food at Elkam Padre, one of my favorite restaurants in

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles. That place is fucking fire, like the fire margaritas.

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Speaker 2: Can we talk about how what a pain in the

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Speaker 2: ass it was because I'm not drinking right now, which sucks.

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Speaker 2: If you're thinking, if you're like thinking about getting sober,

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Speaker 2: don't dude, because it's why it sucks. It's it's the worst.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 5: That's why I sent you the George C. Scott clip

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, the actor who's like the old dude is like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I have been sober. It's the worst. I just love drinking.

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Speaker 2: I was good at it, dude, I feel the same

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Speaker 2: way I felt. I was so good at it. But

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Speaker 2: so I'm not drinking, so it was it was the worst,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like ordering, I actually had a great time

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Speaker 2: because I'm like, my friends are going to be pounding drinks,

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Speaker 2: which you guys did not fail me on that front.

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Speaker 2: You guys pounded drinks, and uh, I was like, everybody's

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Speaker 2: going to be pounding drinks. It's a Thursday night, classic

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Speaker 2: fire and I'm not. I'm going to be stone sober.

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Speaker 2: So I'm I'm there. I'm like, well, I want a margarita.

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Speaker 2: I'll get a virgin margarita, but I want it flaming.

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Speaker 2: I want it flaming because that's their thing.

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Speaker 4: They like the little the little lemon with the what's

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Speaker 2: They have a floating lemon wedge that's hollowed out, and

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Speaker 2: then they put alcohol in it and light it on

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Speaker 2: fire and the guys like, well, then it won't be virgin.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I know. I mean, i'm not allergic

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Speaker 2: to alcohol. I'm not on the wagon or whatever. I'm

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Speaker 2: just not drinking right now, so I can have one.

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Speaker 2: And he goes, look, you were like.

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Speaker 5: I'm cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm cool. I'm a fun guy. Yeah, I'm fun. And

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Speaker 2: he's like, I know you're twenty one. He's like, kind

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Speaker 2: of said it rudely. He's like, I know you're twenty one.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, well, okay, I know. I mean, yes, I'm

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Speaker 2: way way, way way over. I know you're way over

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Speaker 2: twenty one. Right, yeah, that's how you Technically, I don't

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Speaker 2: need to see your idea. You can stay. And but

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Speaker 2: then he was like I can't do it, and I go, well,

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Speaker 2: come on, and I'm like it's my birthday and he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll see what I can do, but I won't be

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Speaker 2: able to do that for you. It's against the law. Whoa.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like okay, uh, well see what you can do.

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Speaker 2: And then it was like pulling teeth and finally he

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Speaker 2: comes over. Did you say, hey, compadre, it's a campadre. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: because I didn't really know what capadre means. That means

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Speaker 2: like friend, right, my el campadre.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, we had this debate. What's a higher friend rank,

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Speaker 4: an amigo or a campadre, capadre.

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Speaker 2: I think capadre. That's what I anyone can like a friend.

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Speaker 2: A padre is somebody you're about to do some padre with.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, because padre means father. Maybe it means like come,

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Speaker 4: come father or something.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, come father.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mean to come daddy.

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Speaker 2: Come daddy, we're back. That's my favorite restaurant in l A.

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Speaker 2: The Come Daddy. My favorite restaurant in l A. The

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Speaker 2: Come Daddy. I throw birthday parties there ll come daddy,

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Speaker 2: Come daddy. But then but then, I mean he was sick.

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Speaker 2: They had the Marry Anti band playing for us. It

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Speaker 5: Said got who got you your flame? Though, mamma, uh

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Speaker 5: you did it, you did it. I'm on Marguerita five.

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Speaker 5: I've had five flames. Yea, I'm gonna give you one.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a flame. And he gave

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Speaker 2: me and I whispered, happy birthday, Come down, I'm here.

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Speaker 2: He actually gave me one and made a big deal

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Speaker 2: about it, like here you go. I was able to

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Speaker 2: been a big deal to begin with. And then later,

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Speaker 2: like an hour later, you guys were on your eighth

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Speaker 2: and ninth drinks. Of course, I was like, can I

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Speaker 2: get a zero, like a like a Heineken zero or whatever,

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Speaker 2: zero non alcoholic beer, you have anything, I'll take anything.

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Speaker 2: And Blake's like, I got you. I'm gonna go get

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Speaker 2: it and he goes to the bar. This is after

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Speaker 2: we've closed the tab and he was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go to the bar and get us one last round.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, cool, and then you can

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Speaker 2: come back and you and you said, what did He

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Speaker 2: was like, what did he say to you?

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Speaker 4: I mean, he was very stern about just being like,

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Speaker 4: we don't have any more of those, like we don't

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Speaker 4: have one. I had wonder you had one bottle? He

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Speaker 4: was like, we're out, We're out.

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Speaker 2: You had you had one on you. Let me just

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Speaker 2: come to the rescue of whoever. I'm just imagining you.

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Speaker 2: Eight margaritea is.

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Speaker 5: In going to the bar and go let me get

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Speaker 5: a zero point zero and.

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Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, come on. I was super polite.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't in like, I wasn't in go mode.

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Speaker 5: I was not.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was full of go mode. I mean,

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Speaker 2: did you guys go out afterwards? Because the tiba was

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Speaker 2: like trying to rally the troops.

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Speaker 4: There was a squadron that went out, the rogue one squadron.

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Speaker 4: I went home responsibly. It was chill.

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Speaker 4: That's such a good daddy.

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Speaker 2: What will you be? Who will I be? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You just let you just let's lower your face on

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Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that I'm not getting

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Speaker 2: Like what happened?

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Speaker 4: What is different about your dad completing sentences?

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Speaker 2: have jury duty that day. Man, Yeah, you're just driving

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Speaker 5: You're just driving to school. Just can't wait to get

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Speaker 2: Open man, God, drinking is the best.

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Speaker 2: I'm drunk. Now. I never went to a proper college,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, at Orange Coast Community College, every day was was

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Speaker 2: There were zero days.

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Speaker 5: There are no days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no there's no days. You literally never had

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Speaker 2: do like that. Id Orange Coast Community College, Monday was

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Speaker 4: But we were in the pool way more than you, brother, trust.

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Speaker 5: That's just like a holding pattern, right, It was just

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Speaker 2: Learned how to live with homeless people, yes, how to

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Speaker 2: and you go, wait, maybe not the best. Multiple multiple

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That's super accepting and giving of you. I always looked

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Speaker 2: A thing? Associates? Associates? Well, why is it called AA?

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Speaker 4: If it's associates degree, shouldn't it be something else?

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Speaker 2: I think it'd be a D. But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You're the one who achieved this accomplishment. I think it's

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's exactly, that's exactly.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure that's eat? It is?

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Speaker 5: Okay, we're getting it.

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Speaker 2: From That's exactly I remembered. I remembered. I remembered, Bro,

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Speaker 5: It's almost cooler than being what is associate? It sounds

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Speaker 5: It's like, oh, you're a bachelor, So what did you blake?

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Speaker 2: I know you went to I did that. Yes. I

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Speaker 2: theater because you've you've never been in plays. I've never

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Speaker 2: seen you. It's not like you then went and decided

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Speaker 2: to be in a play. You did high school plays?

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Speaker 4: Well, sure that I was in high school plays.

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Speaker 2: I did a few. Sure.

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Speaker 4: Look, I did a few things at o CC. I

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Speaker 4: did like the Christmas Show. Okay, I did Project Night.

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Speaker 5: What what show was it? What was the Christmas Show? Like?

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Speaker 2: What show was? It was an original?

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Speaker 4: It was original written by David SCAGLIONI shout out to

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Speaker 2: Right, oh Shags bags Yeah, skag Man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he rocks. I think he's still at occ good dude,

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool beer. He's still going there twenty years later. No,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh okay, but yeah, probably most people go there for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you never stop learning.

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Speaker 5: What's like the elevator pitch of this Christmas special?

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Speaker 4: It was like kind of like a throwback Melo drama.

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Speaker 4: So it was like, you know, it was like I

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Speaker 2: Put another log on the fire. I'll be downstairs. It

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Speaker 4: You invited the elementary school over and they watched it.

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Speaker 5: You a mellow drama, Yeah, an elementary school watched a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a silly mellow drama, like really heightened. Do

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Speaker 4: I not know what Melo drama means I don't. I

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's called a mellow drama. Are we

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Speaker 2: mispronouncing it? I believe. I mean, well you're the one,

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Speaker 4: Backed down and I fold to the Okay, but I'm fretty.

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Speaker 5: I'm just asking. I thought a melodrama was like a weepy,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was like silly. It was like a

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Speaker 2: It was like a spoof of a melodrama.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where it's like I don't think we're gonna have

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Speaker 2: I guess it is a melodrama, okay. Exaggerated, sensationalized, or

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Speaker 4: It was like, oh no, here comes wing nut Charlie,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Yeah. I was in a play in at

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Speaker 2: OCC two. I was in The Giant Rats of Sherlock

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Speaker 2: is a real play, and I just remember, wow, dude,

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Speaker 2: sounds real. Yeah, I remember this smoking hot babe see

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Speaker 2: and it was so cold in the theater, and I'm ashamed.

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Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to admit this. Her nipples were so hard, dude,

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sweet, Wait a second, hang on. She came to

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Speaker 3: see you a long stage. You were talking during your performance.

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Speaker 3: You were like, hubo, okay, this is a new story.

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Speaker 2: I think I missed a queue line. I remember Alex Gulsen,

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Speaker 2: our director, was a little pissed at me. Oh big,

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Speaker 2: Alex love him, man, great dude. He was a little pissed.

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Speaker 5: Dude, second row, third seat.

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Speaker 6: He kind of hated you though. Yeah, it was a

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Speaker 6: pivved that I missed the line. But it was well

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Speaker 2: It was unbelievable. And I went on a date with

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Speaker 2: I didn't because she came over to my apartment and

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Speaker 2: such a just perverted dude. Then do you remember how

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Speaker 2: many cockroaches lived in that apartment with us? I mean,

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Speaker 4: I didn't recall. See, I didn't clock roaches. Was that

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, well not not at the other the second apartment,

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Speaker 2: the first when you were across from off Merrimac what

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Speaker 2: was that? Yes, what was that called Merrimac Woods? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And it was stilthy and disgusting and covered in roaches

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Speaker 2: and I had blow queued up and it was fucking

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Speaker 2: it was. It was on fire. D the move, the movie,

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Speaker 2: the movie. He didn't he couldn't afford cocaine.

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Speaker 5: You came home and there were roaches doing line.

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Speaker 2: I could definitely could not have afforded. I could not

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hard to come back that. You were like, you want

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Speaker 4: to hit the resin and you're good, and then had

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Speaker 4: a cracker. I know how you guys did it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What a roll of resin? BA No, Austin refused

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Speaker 2: it because he I had a roommate, he had the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: I slept on the couch. He had a long term

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Speaker 2: have to take them back to a couch, to a

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Speaker 2: grimy couch. One Sherlock Holmes show out a time baby.

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Speaker 5: Was this a one This was a one bedroom?

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Speaker 2: This is a one bedroom?

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Speaker 5: Did I miss you just saying that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a one bedroom? And so he kept

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Speaker 5: You guys wouldn't share the room. You guys couldn't share

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Speaker 2: Well we ended up sharing a room later when we

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Speaker 2: but this time I just I just slept on the couch.

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Speaker 2: And then as a trade off, I got the garage.

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Speaker 2: Austin didn't get the garage. Parking was horrific and he

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Speaker 2: got towed multi times. He got multiple tickets with any

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Speaker 2: of that. Did you ever go so? I didn't. I

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Speaker 2: didn't get laid in there or any any amount.

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Speaker 5: I guess that's kind of tough to like the move.

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Speaker 5: I can't even wait to get inside, like can we

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Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, let's go into your gross apartment.

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Speaker 2: She feels taken with you.

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Speaker 5: No no, and you go no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, it's please it smells like gas.

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Speaker 5: Please, please don't go in there.

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Speaker 2: Please don't go in there. I don't know. Okay, isn't

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Speaker 2: that clean either? Can we watch a movie? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: have two options, The Beach and Blow On. Those are

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Speaker 5: the open.

437
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Speaker 2: Garage door, and maybe maybe the second Lord of the Rings.

438
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 2: The two you got the two Towers?

439
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:02,879
Speaker 5: Ready to go?

440
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I've never seen the first one? Will I be

441
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: Will I be lost? If I just start on the

442
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 2: second one? Yeah?

443
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah you will. So let's do Let's do

444
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 4: blow the movie.

445
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,199
Speaker 5: I feel like they do a previously on.

446
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't they started that movie with the previously on

447
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 2: the lost previously on Lord of the Rings.

448
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 4: You know, it's been a hot minute since I watched

449
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 4: the Lord of the Rings trilogy. That ship was a show.

450
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 5: They're good. I just watched the two. I watched the

451
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 5: first two. I gotta watch the third one with my kids.

452
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Speaker 4: Well, because you're probably where they're filming, you just watched

453
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 4: the first two.

454
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,360
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I'm rewatching with the children.

455
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 2: They're awesome.

456
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 5: They're epic and like still good. Peter Jackson like puts

457
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 5: his stank on it in a way like you don't

458
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 5: realize when.

459
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 2: You're watching it.

460
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 5: Back that day that pj and I go, I go, boys,

461
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 5: you smell that that's Peter Jackson.

462
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 2: That's that's Peter Jackson sank.

463
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 5: And then I was like, actually that one, that one was.

464
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Speaker 4: Me, Okay, hey dad Joe, it's fun.

465
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: That's that's a fun age that you actually get to

466
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 2: show them cool, cool movies. I rewatch it just myself,

467
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 2: not with children during the pandemic, I believe, okay. And

468
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: I remember the first movie. I was like, are these

469
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 2: graphics going to be horrific right at the beginning, because

470
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 2: it's it's telling like the story of the ghosts, like yes,

471
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 2: the ring and the rings being forged. Yeah, and I

472
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: remember the graphics were a little suspects, yeah, a lot

473
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 2: of shadow play, but then it just got better and

474
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: better and better.

475
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 5: When they fight the giant like bull looking do with

476
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 5: the horns that go down the ball rock I was like,

477
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 5: and he says like, fly you fools. I think is

478
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 5: that moment? Yeah, oh man, I don't I was like,

479
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 5: I don't know if we've beat this.

480
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 2: Look at Blake. Oh, he's getting he's getting rock hard,

481
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: he's getting his man. I love this fantasy ship brother

482
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 2: Associates of the arts hard on.

483
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 5: So you know how like in movies, now there's just

484
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 5: these humorislid, giant, unbeatable entities. Now, these giant like galactic

485
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 5: sized creatures. I don't know if we've beat that one.

486
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 5: That one just looked fucking cool. He had that like

487
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 5: Cat of nine tails.

488
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 2: It was made like fire. He looked unbelievable.

489
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 5: When he opened his mouth, like the heat radiated out,

490
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 5: like oh yeah, I don't know, man, I think we're

491
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 5: all trying to do that.

492
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 2: I remember the first time they showed, uh, the orcs.

493
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: The first time they showed like the big glass orcs.

494
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: That was practical effects too. That was makeup, man, that

495
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: that was pretty terrifying.

496
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 5: That was just all Kiwi locals too, by the way.

497
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 4: Science Yeah, they were going off.

498
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 5: Everyone was like like the unemployment line. They were like,

499
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 5: you want to be in this movie and put on

500
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 5: this stuff, and it became like the thing that employed

501
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 5: everyone for like whatever two and a half years, however

502
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 5: long they took those movies.

503
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 4: That's so sick that you gotta all come together, like

504
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 4: on the anniversary and just orc out and have a

505
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 4: fucking Orc party.

506
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wonder if how many Orc babies we got

507
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 5: from that.

508
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 4: Damn, that's a great question.

509
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 2: We may on the set and now we go. I

510
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: don't know. And what's cool is that movie is now

511
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: what twenty two years old, so.

512
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 4: Just getting up there. Yeah I was working at Brandon.

513
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe so those Orc babies could kick our ass,

514
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? For sure? Yeah, there's no doubt,

515
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: Like if your parents were Orcs in the movies. They're giant.

516
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 2: They're giant, beefy people. And now you're twenty three, just

517
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: all yoked out. You probably go surfing every day, eating nothing,

518
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 2: but whatever the fuck they eat down there. Then dr

519
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: said earlier that I immediately forgot.

520
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: Bad cheeseburgers, hot hot kiwis they kiwis, Yeah, kiwis kiwis

521
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 4: and bad cheeseburgers, Kiwi on a burger.

522
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 2: H I'll try it. Yeah, they're probably just jacked as fuck,

523
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: Isn't There also a bird called the kiwi?

524
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 4: Do they eat those?

525
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: That's right?

526
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 4: There is right, there's a kiwi bird and a kiwi fruit.

527
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 4: That's kind of confusing. I actually never thought of that, right.

528
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 5: Like you're like, hey, well you slice up a kiwi

529
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 5: and then someone comes in with blood all over and

530
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, I'm.

531
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: Like what, uh not exactly what I'm.

532
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 4: Come on, man, I'm so fucking humped.

533
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 5: But the way the music from Lord of the Rings

534
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 5: his next level, I'm just gonna leave that there.

535
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you say Alex Goulson hates me?

536
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 5: Dude?

537
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 4: I think I actually got you confused with Thomas Kellogg

538
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 4: because he really hated Thomas Kellogg, the genie from Workaholics. Yeah.

539
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, he hated Thomas Kelly ye our teacher,

540
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 2: Alex Coulson. I did not remember him hated me, so

541
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 2: yeah that it did throw me a little bit. Sorry,

542
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 2: Oh shit, did he have some intel that I didn't? Right?

543
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 4: That's my bad because I remember clocking in my brain

544
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 4: during Orange Coast Community College during improv class. I'm like,

545
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 4: Adam Devine is very funny and Thomas Kellogg is very funny.

546
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 4: And Alex hated one of them. And I thought it

547
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 4: was you in the in the moment, but no, no, no,

548
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 4: he saw he saw great things for you. He's like,

549
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 4: you will be on Saturday in that life. He wasn't

550
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 4: right there, but he was right that you would succeed.

551
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 2: He was not right about that. No, they have not

552
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: called me. They refused to return the phone call.

553
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 4: Yes, but yes, he hates Thomas kellop.

554
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 5: Even the faxes go unready.

555
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, unread. Nothing's going through over there s to l

556
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: what's up with that? Your writers must listen to the podcast,

557
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 2: but we don't get the call to be on the show.

558
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: Every once in a while.

559
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 5: You know what's funny? This past week they had a

560
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 5: funny sketch on where it was like these guys calling

561
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 5: their dads to talk to him okay, And I was like,

562
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 5: I was laughing, And I explained it to Emma because

563
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 5: I was watching it without her, and I was like, oh, yes,

564
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 5: and that was pretty funny. It was like these guys

565
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 5: calling their dads and the dad's like not being able

566
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 5: to talk about their feelings, and she was like, didn't

567
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 5: you guys do that on the podcast?

568
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I go, yeah, we did. Also, by

569
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: the way, Emma listens to the podcast, that's incredible. Oh

570
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 2: yeah that was like that was like episode.

571
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 4: Nine or yeah, yeah, that.

572
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 5: Was a long one, a long time ago.

573
00:26:59,480 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

574
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know where she was on this planet.

575
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 5: But she pointed that out, and I go, oh, yeah,

576
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 5: what the fuck?

577
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: Huh huh.

578
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say that's like not kind of

579
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 5: like a universal joke that we can all pull out

580
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 5: of thin air.

581
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: But now that one, that one feels like it's pretty universal.

582
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: When it was Ratituey having sex, that was so specific

583
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: and it was like literally the next week, so that one.

584
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 5: But then I guess someone also had done a sketch

585
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 5: like that at some point.

586
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: Really, oh did they? So maybe we're the thieves? Who knows?

587
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it's us. I could see that.

588
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 5: Saw The substance speaking of uh, showing kids movies.

589
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 4: Oh no, spoilers, I want to see that is there's

590
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 4: a lot of movies I want to see right now,

591
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 4: and the substances way up to that.

592
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 5: It's it's the funniest movie I've seen this here what

593
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 5: I laughed harder in that movie? Then I don't know what.

594
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't heard that it was a comedy.

595
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 5: But that's dude, if you're not laughing by the end

596
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 5: of the if you're not laughing out loud, Okay, by

597
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 5: the way, no one else in the theaters laugh and

598
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm like, I'm audibly laughing.

599
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 4: So you're it's like you when you saw American Psycho

600
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 4: and you're like.

601
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha. But that's also it's very funny. Yeah,

602
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 2: this this seems like for sure. I mean, durs is

603
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 2: a little bit of a psychopath. Sorry, so sociopath. Sorry,

604
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: didn't mean to offend you, sociopath. Somebody help me.

605
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 5: Don't offend psychost I don't want to offend psychos.

606
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: You are I have a little bit of a sociopathic tendencies.

607
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: So maybe this is this is it, because this does

608
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: not seem funny. No, no, no, no, I'm looking at it

609
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: right now.

610
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 5: Well, I'll say I'll say a few things. It is

611
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 5: for sure the most shocking movie I've ever seen in

612
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 5: a theater.

613
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: Really, Oh, okay.

614
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 4: You've never seen you never saw any like Large Bound

615
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 4: Treer in the theaters. That was all home theater stuff,

616
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 4: or I saw.

617
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 5: A couple of Lars von Truer movies.

618
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 4: But this is, this is just beyond this.

619
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 5: This is I'm not gonna say no spoilers, but like, okay,

620
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 5: large true movies are like shocking in some ways. This

621
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 5: is shocking in all sorts of other ways.

622
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: And don't even know who that is. I'm getting excited.

623
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 4: Well, I have an associates of the arts, so I know, yeah,

624
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 4: you do, like.

625
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 5: And it's just kind of like an assault of the senses.

626
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 5: But like, and by the way, I was saying that, like,

627
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 5: if my mom saw this movie, she would think, like

628
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 5: society is over. She'd be like, well, that's it. We

629
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 5: had a good run. This clearly indicates the end, right,

630
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 5: But man, it gets so over the top and funny

631
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 5: by the end that if it has to be funny, yeah, okay, yeah,

632
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 5: Like you can't be like, oh my god, you could

633
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 5: be actually, I mean, I think that's what everyone in

634
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 5: the theater was. But dude, howling like.

635
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 2: Out loud, so and you're watching this alone because you're

636
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: just in Australians.

637
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 5: You're bored out of my mind all by yourself.

638
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: Maybe the lone American and you're just howling laughing at

639
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: this movie.

640
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 5: You've seen Cape Fear. I'm smoking a cigar and I'm

641
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 5: just laughing maniacally.

642
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 4: Like Okay, So, like, for instance, we all here's a

643
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 4: reference like Human Centipede. That's a pretty disturbing movie, but

644
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,719
Speaker 4: some could find it actually pretty hilarious too, Like it

645
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 4: is like a torture in a lot of ways, but

646
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 4: you're like pooping into people's mouths. It's a ridiculous premise. Yeah,

647
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,959
Speaker 4: so you're you can laugh at something like that, but

648
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 4: some people might look at you sideways in the theater.

649
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 5: But I think this was made with a little bit

650
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 5: more of a comedic lens to it than Human Centipede.

651
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 5: Human Centipede kind of threads that doesn't thread. I don't

652
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 5: think it intentionally thread that needle of like shocking and

653
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 5: taking itself seriously, but also like kind of so bad

654
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 5: it's funny thing.

655
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I remember the Doctor being a pretty not

656
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 4: good performance, right.

657
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 5: Right, yes, and so like they kind of go, yeah, no,

658
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 5: we know, we know it was a joke, right, but

659
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 5: like somebody wrote a serious screenplay about maybe the worst

660
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 5: thing possible, which is having three people sewn together.

661
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: Ask to mouth. So that's what the movie. I kind

662
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: of knew Human Centipede.

663
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 5: You never saw Human Centipede.

664
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: No, dude, I don't watch it like that. Oh no,

665
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: no you got to. No, I don't have to. No,

666
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 2: you actually don't have to.

667
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 4: All we have to do is tell you that what

668
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 4: it is is the Doctor shows like three people together

669
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 4: and then basically feeds them, and then they.

670
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 5: Feeds the first person and then the first person ships

671
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 5: into the second person's mouth. They eat that, and then

672
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 5: he's like, he's like, it's gotta go to the next person.

673
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 5: It has to go to So it's like shots of

674
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 5: them going. It's a lot of acting.

675
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: So then it's just like a lot of it. It's

676
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: just waiting days and days because I don't know. I mean,

677
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,959
Speaker 2: I have no problem shitting. I could shit anywhere, whenever, wherever.

678
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 2: But I feel like a lot of people.

679
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 5: You're a prime candidate for the doctor either you have diarrhea.

680
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: Or I feel like a lot of people are scared

681
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: to poop in public, Like I'm sure Blake is scared

682
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 2: of poop in public. And so here's the deal.

683
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 5: In the movie, the guys like I'm so sorry, I'm

684
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 5: so sorry. Like I have to I have to shit,

685
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 5: and she's.

686
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 4: Like, like, the dude, this before I feel so Blake,

687
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 4: would you if so, Let's say, if we were to get.

688
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: Sewn together and I'm the first, I'm the first one,

689
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 2: and you have your mouth on my ass whole zero

690
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: hesitation for Adam? What what are your mouth's on my ass? Yes?

691
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm getting I mean you're bussy? What else is? Now?

692
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 2: Would you be able to ship into Dursey's mouth? Because

693
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: I don't think you could. I think you would your

694
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: body would you would just die, seize up?

695
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 5: You think out of politeness he would die.

696
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: I don't think it's even politeness. I think Blake wouldn't

697
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: be able to ship in that pom. You get diarrhea too,

698
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: out of.

699
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 5: Like just stage fright, right.

700
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people wouldn't. But I

701
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: feel like at a point, doesn't the human body hit

702
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: a place where you can no longer stop it. It's

703
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: called an impacted bowel, and I believe you would have.

704
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 5: That, And Adam just had that right there in the chamber.

705
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, acted bow And I know you don't have your AA,

706
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: so I'm wondering how you got that information.

707
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: And maybe we'll uncover. That's the word of the day.

708
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: Impacted Bowel Gray said the day.

709
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this movie's done on a whole other level

710
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 5: of like artistic merit or whatever you want to call it.

711
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 4: It's getting a it's getting a lot of good buzz people.

712
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: And Demimore goes for love that I love that she's bad.

713
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: So what is the basic premise? I feel we've we've

714
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: we talked a little bit about it, but give us

715
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: the basic I don't want to really know, though, I

716
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 2: don't want to fully know.

717
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 5: You know what, I won't tell you because I didn't

718
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 5: know anything about it.

719
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: We talked about it for ten minutes, so I know,

720
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: but I like the audience my want to know. Here's

721
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: what I think it's about.

722
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 4: It's like a kind of like an aging actress and

723
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: she's doing anything to kind of maybe stay young. So

724
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 4: like a death becomes her sort of like.

725
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: That is true, that's actually, that is actually the comp

726
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 5: I thought of At the very end. I was like, oh,

727
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 5: this is death become becomes her meets black Swan.

728
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 2: Okay, looking sold in the Academy Award winning film.

729
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: Meets back to Peter, Back to Peter Jackson meets dead

730
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 5: Alive if anyone's ever seen.

731
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 2: Which was on the box.

732
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 5: On the box it says the goorious movie ever made

733
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 5: back in the day.

734
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 4: Kind of was right, that's the one where he like

735
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 4: the lawnmowers, like the whole family at the table, Dead Alive.

736
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 5: Then like big giant tittied zombie whatever dragon Light.

737
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a great flick if you're like a fan

738
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 4: of evil, did too?

739
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: Dead Alive is right there?

740
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 5: What's he saying? Kick ass for the Lord?

741
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, movies is dead Dead Alive.

742
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got two different names. It's a Peter Jackson movie.

743
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: Before I gotta watch some movies.

744
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 4: You might not watch horror movies though at them.

745
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't watch a lot.

746
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but these ones are like action horror. They're very cool.

747
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 5: They're like nerdy Gore movies.

748
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: I just went and did a crazy thing. That thing

749
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: in DC, the American Valor, a salute to our heroes.

750
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: It was wild, dude. First of all, I did not

751
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: know what I was getting myself into it. I thought

752
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't hosting, and then turns out I was hosting,

753
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 2: and I got like eighty pages of host copy like

754
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: the week before. Gotcha, bitch. It ended up going pretty

755
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 2: pretty good. Of course. The only part that we biffed

756
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: was when I'm talking to the Holocaust survivors. That's the

757
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 2: only part that we fucked up. Don't old Okay, that

758
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 2: could go a lot away. They said they at the

759
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 2: people out in the wrong line. You watch a survivor

760
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: on CBS. That's very that's very tough. It's about the same, right. Uh.

761
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: How So I was supposed to ask this one guy

762
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 2: a question, and so I'm saying his name, and I'm

763
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: looking at Holocaust. I'm looking right at him. So I'm

764
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 2: saying this guy's name, I'm looking right at him, and

765
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: I asked this, like what was it? Like? What do

766
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: you want the American public to know about your time

767
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 2: spent in the camps? And and then this other guy

768
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 2: starts talking and that wasn't the guy that I asked

769
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: the question to, but they had lined them up in

770
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: the wrong line, so it's just me. And then and

771
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: then he goes the other guy's like wait, that's me,

772
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: and I'm like who And he's like there like my

773
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 2: name and I'm like ohh. And then they're like, yeah,

774
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 2: we don't have a mic on the other guy. The

775
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: producers are screaming at me, and I'm like, well, you

776
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 2: lined him up wrong, and now I feel like an asshole.

777
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: And then so I asked the guy, the first guy,

778
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: the question, and then he starts talking. But I think

779
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: then he got nervous because he was thrown off, and

780
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 2: like you couldn't understand him because these these people are

781
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: all over one hundred years old, so then you couldn't

782
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 2: really understand him. And then I just looked at the

783
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: crowd and go, thank you very much, and and that

784
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: was it. Dude, it was miserable. I felt so bad

785
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 2: I dropped the ball. I'm sure they're going to edit

786
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: it and it's gonna look great, so it's gonna be fine.

787
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: I meant it. Are these guys in wheelchairs? They were

788
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: that they had people holding them, so because I was.

789
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 5: Like, because the move, the move if someone ever like

790
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 5: wheeled out to you on stage is you take a

791
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 5: knee right next to them and you put like your

792
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 5: hand on top of their hand right there, and you

793
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 5: get down on their level. You know what I'm saying,

794
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 5: hate they're.

795
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: Hosting next year. I'm going to throw your name in

796
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: the hat. You're hosting next year.

797
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 5: I mean, if those dudes are around, but it was.

798
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 2: It was really cool. It was a really really cool

799
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: event besides the one flub. Yeah. Yeah, I met Rudy

800
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: and I mean he was badass dude, actually shorter than me.

801
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: I I kind of thought, I kind of thoude that

802
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 2: we were going to be the same size or maybe

803
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: a little bit bigger. But oh it also maybe go

804
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 2: did I have a shot? Did I not try hard

805
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: enough to play it?

806
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 5: Notre dame?

807
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 2: You mean, yeah, I don't know.

808
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 4: You didn't graduate occ so you know, we'll see.

809
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, that's that's not about football, dude, that's

810
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 2: not about athletic abilities. I met Marcus Latrell. Marcus Latrell

811
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: Mark was one of the Navy seals. He was the

812
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: lone survivor that Mark Wahlberg played in the movie uh

813
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: loan Survivor right. Oh, and I met Taylor Kitsch who

814
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 2: was there, sure, who played Michael Murphy who passed. I

815
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 2: met Michael Murphy's dad, and I met all these amazing

816
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: Navy seal guys.

817
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 5: And Michael Murphy. For those who are listening who don't

818
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 5: know who that is, who's Michael Murphy?

819
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: He was the Taylor Kitch's character Inland survivor loan sir. Okay,

820
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: got it, Yeah, got it.

821
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't know Taylor Ketch was a lown survivor.

822
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yes, I thought it was just about one

823
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 5: one guy.

824
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it starts off it's a group of

825
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 2: them and then they get ambushed.

826
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 5: I remember seeing.

827
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was. It was a great movie. It's uh,

828
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: I believe the story is and I don't want to

829
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: fuck this up.

830
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 5: It's like ten guys are rolled up, one hundred and

831
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 5: fifty dudes, right.

832
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: No way, No, they rolled up there just on like

833
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: a scouting mission, and then like some goat herders are

834
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: there and they like are like what do we do? Like,

835
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: these guys could rat us out to the Taliban, and

836
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: they voted and they're like, we're not going to kill

837
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: these guys, right, because essentially they were either gonna have

838
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: to kill them or let them go down the hill

839
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: or whatever, because if they were to just tie them up,

840
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: someone would come looking for them, and so they just

841
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 2: are like, let's just let them go. They go down,

842
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: these motherfucking goat herders. Yeah, they ratted them out to

843
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: the Taliband members. So the TALIBANDU it comes after them

844
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 2: and then it's a crazy shootout. And when I say that,

845
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 2: I've never met anyone like Marcus Latrell. The guy was

846
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 2: six ' six yeah, stone cold eyes, the strongest. I

847
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: went down. I shook all of their hands. They're all

848
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: like ripping my shoulder out of my socket. And I

849
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: don't think they're I mean, they're not just doing it

850
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 2: to do it. I mean that's just their handshake. You know,

851
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 2: you meet someone and you're like, all right, buddy, you're

852
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: trying to like big dick me. These guys obviously they're

853
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: their dicks are bigger than me.

854
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 5: You know, whoa whoa are you trying to big dick me?

855
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: Right now? There? Are you trying to big dick me? Well,

856
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 2: you know when you meet someone and then they're squeezing

857
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: the shit out of your hand and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah,

858
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: you're like, okay, chill buddy. These guys their hands were

859
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: so fucking meaty, dude. Yeah, I just asked to meet

860
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: the manager at Chipotle. You don't have to try to

861
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: crush my handle, right.

862
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that's the scenario.

863
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: Wait, why are you asking for the manager? Because it

864
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: was a really good day to compliment? Absolutely, Yeah, I

865
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 2: like them for you. But it was it was really

866
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: cool seeing these guys. I'm like, you know how I mean,

867
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 2: I was kind of thought like, maybe if I was

868
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: going to be in the military, I could probably be

869
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: a Navy seal, you know, like, if I'm going to

870
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: go for it, yeah, I would like mental yes, some fortitude, yes,

871
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: or at least I think I do, you know what

872
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: I mean, at least I I and I also have

873
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 2: delusional confidence, okay.

874
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 5: Right, I think that all these guys have a little

875
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 5: bit of that.

876
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think you have to in order to

877
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 2: be able to do those sort of things. So I

878
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 2: think maybe I could do it. And then upon meeting

879
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,959
Speaker 2: these guys, I was like, Nope, can't, right, I can't

880
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: because they're all six or four, they're all absolutely jacked.

881
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 2: They I mean, they're like dresses like cowboys or like,

882
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 2: I mean, they're all the coolest motherfuckers you've ever seen

883
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: in your life. I'm like, unreal movie character.

884
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 5: They're dressed like cowboys. In other words, they're the coolest

885
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 5: motherfuckers you've ever seen.

886
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it, you know what I mean? Like it

887
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 2: does it didn't seem fake. It seemed like they they

888
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 2: were walking the walk.

889
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

890
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: Think that's what it I think that's what it is.

891
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 4: Is you're actually in a room with a bunch of

892
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 4: like people who aren't fake. They are like real heroes

893
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 4: who really put their fucking lives on the line. It's crazy,

894
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 4: it's yes, it's very commendable.

895
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 5: Do you guys ever watch those shows where they put

896
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 5: people through like the Ringer, like the training Ringer of

897
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 5: like what it takes to be Yeah, like these guys

898
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 5: and it's like, I don't know, a couple of weeks

899
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 5: of like intense shit, and like they start with like

900
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 5: one hundred people and after day one it's down to

901
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 5: like twenty two.

902
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 4: Right just after like the first thing they drop out, Yeah,

903
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 4: bucket And.

904
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 5: It's like physical obviously, and then the mental stuff is

905
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 5: the craziest shit. Yeah, they're like, so we're gonna put

906
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 5: you in a box for twelve hours with just babies

907
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 5: crying blasting on speakers.

908
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: What wait, sorry, what is this? Oh? This is for

909
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: Navy Seals training.

910
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a reality show where they put there's

911
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 5: all sorts of different reality shows where like they put

912
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 5: people through Navy Seals training or like the equivalent and

913
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 5: the physical shit's tough, obviously, but the mental stuff is

914
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 5: also like crazy, and they like interview these guys and

915
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 5: ladies and they like get down to the nitty grit

916
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 5: of like, what's the most painful thing you've ever been through?

917
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 5: Because like a lot of these people have come from

918
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 5: some sort of background where like something devastating happened, and it's.

919
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: It's like that's why they're able to send it so hard.

920
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, this isn't as bad as when my

921
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 5: alcoholic dad would beat me and my family in front

922
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 5: of me, you know what I mean.

923
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 2: They're like, this is not pain Like how every comic

924
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: needs to have something in their life that, like the

925
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 2: great ones had something in their life that was off

926
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: in order for them to tap into that gear, you know, Right,

927
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 2: Like Prior grew up in a whorehouse, right, and a whorehouse. Yeah,

928
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: and his mom was a prostitute. Yeah, don't do it.

929
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna be funny. Yeah.

930
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 4: So either either you become funny, or you become a

931
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 4: fucking sick killing machine that's pretty cool, cool pimp.

932
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: Like that, or a cool drug dealer or a pimp,

933
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: or actually be kind of a lot of cool things.

934
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, rapper.

935
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 5: But the mental stuff, dude, I was just kind.

936
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: Of like whoa, Like, oh, I would fail immediately.

937
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, like doing a bunch of chin ups

938
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 5: and running or whatever the fuck. Like, sure you can

939
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 5: train for that, but like training to just be stuck

940
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 5: in a box for twelve hours with your mind and

941
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 5: it's hot as fuck and you're like sweating and like

942
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 5: it's just rare.

943
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the baby's on top of it. The box

944
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: alone is hard. I read the Robb O'Neil book, and

945
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 2: he's the guy that he was, the Navy seal that

946
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: the Seal Team six guy that killed Bin Laden and

947
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 2: got him, Gottom got him. He wrote this book, and

948
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: I mean it kind of goes into detail, like everything

949
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: that they have to go through in order to become

950
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 2: a name of a seal. It's absolutely wild, like what

951
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: they have to put themselves through.

952
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, got them by Rob O'Neil.

953
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 4: Well, they have like the highest training of any military,

954
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 4: right Yeah.

955
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 5: And I think it used to be crazier. I think

956
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 5: it used to be like a little fast and loose

957
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 5: where it'll be like, hey man, every once in a while,

958
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 5: we need to beat you up because like, oh, my god,

959
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 5: you just need to know what that feels.

960
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 4: Like, what pain feels like. Yeah, you got to get checked.

961
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: I don't know if they do that anymore, or like,

962
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 4: don't they put you through like like like torture to

963
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 4: kind of leap deprivation.

964
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like sleep deprivation and all that stuff.

965
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, where it's like if they catch you and they

966
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 4: put you through a torture, you need to be able

967
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 4: to like keep your lips it or whatever.

968
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 5: And you need to like memorize like I don't know,

969
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 5: two hundred word passages or some shit. I don't know

970
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 5: what it is, but like you need to memorize certain

971
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 5: things so that when you're sleep deprived and they're like, okay,

972
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 5: so what's that thing, and you just.

973
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 2: Go roses are red, virus are blue.

974
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 5: Fucking he's trying to big dick me from.

975
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: The back, big dick of me. Hell yeah, it was wild.

976
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: I met all the last remaining or at least all

977
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: the people that they could get World War two members.

978
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 4: That's crazy, man, right, Yeah.

979
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: And there's only I mean, there was only like what

980
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: thirty of them. Maybe how about those hats, the hats they.

981
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 4: Wear, damn dude.

982
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: The fit.

983
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 5: I love that shit so much.

984
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: Most of them were like in the some sort of

985
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 2: uniform or like a suit and a tie. There was

986
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 2: this black guy that looked so. He had a crushed velvet,

987
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: white velvet tuxedo yea, his white afro picked out. It

988
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: was so sick. The black wrap around sunglasses that are

989
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: for old people. So it makes sense here, Oh not

990
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 2: like the oak leagues, yes, like the ones that go

991
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 2: over your glasses. Yes, the blockers, yes, they go over

992
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 2: your glasses.

993
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

994
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 2: And everyone else like walked or sorry, wheelchaired out and

995
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 2: then they sat them in a chair or had them

996
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: wheelchair in their wheelchairs or like had someone help.

997
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: He refused help.

998
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 2: Bad ass. And he's I mean, he has to be

999
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: over one hundred years old. I'm like, this guy's the

1000
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 2: fucking man. Get off. I wish I could had more time.

1001
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 2: I wanted to just hammer down his story.

1002
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure all those people you could talk

1003
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 4: to for like a month straight and just be the

1004
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: most interesting intriguing stories you've ever heard.

1005
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the hats and the hats are dope. Yeah.

1006
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 2: It made me go like I wish I knew more

1007
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 2: about I think I'm entering that stage of life where

1008
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 2: I'm just going to get deep into World War II.

1009
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 5: History the History Channel.

1010
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy, I remember when my I remember when

1011
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: my dad went down this.

1012
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 4: Shane Gillis has a funny bit about that.

1013
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 2: He does. Yeah, Shane has a very funny bit about

1014
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 2: that about this, but it makes sense. I'm like, as

1015
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: I was meeting all these people, I just I had

1016
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 2: a vague recollection of their stories just from his because

1017
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 2: I always liked history, but I never really dove deep.

1018
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: Right now I'm like, oh fuck, I need now I

1019
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: need to dive deep. Yeah. Man, And it was such

1020
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 2: a fun event. I hope they asked me to host

1021
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: it again unless Duris comes and steals my my gig.

1022
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 4: But I mean he knows how to do the little

1023
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 4: wheelchair lean. Yeah.

1024
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 5: What's crazy is that I'm not leaving there without someone's

1025
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 5: hat fucked.

1026
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: Wow, damn damn dude.

1027
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 5: I feel like I could do it, But then I

1028
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 5: feel like I would just snatch a hat off somebody.

1029
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 4: I think you can get him out like Army striplus.

1030
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 5: No, that's the rushes for me, is taking it off

1031
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 5: of one of stealing off of vet our heroes.

1032
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why Hey, come, come, come, come upstairs.

1033
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 2: I want to show you something. A look at these hats.

1034
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 2: How quickly you would your arms would get broken if

1035
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: you snatched a hat, Like if you were just a

1036
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 2: part Yeah, if you were like or if you were

1037
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 2: just on talk.

1038
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,919
Speaker 5: You're from from like the old guys. I'm talking about

1039
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 5: the old guys I know.

1040
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: But still somebody's gonna come to their defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1041
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 2: if you just snatch a hat. Dude, those there, I mean,

1042
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 2: some of the most intimidating motherfuckers in the world were

1043
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: right there. There's his first TikTok. They would track you

1044
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 2: down and rank your arms without a doubt. I'm gonna

1045
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 2: take this dude's hat. Hey, guys like my how dursus for?

1046
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 2: He's part of prank talk.

1047
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.

1048
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 4: I love yeah, man, which.

1049
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: I'm assuming is what they call prank TikTok. Right, they

1050
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 2: have to write because there's a huge that's that's such

1051
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 2: a thing now of like I'm just gonna do some

1052
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: fucked up ship and see if I can get away

1053
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 2: with it. Like there's one guy that just goes to

1054
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: football games and wears the opposed in team and then

1055
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: drunk people yell at him and then he just tries

1056
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 2: to get in fights and then does posts it and like,

1057
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 2: isn't a big guy like his kind of just gets

1058
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 2: his ass kicked kind of a lot and posts it.

1059
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: People are fucking wild, dude, Yeah, crazy, just like dressing

1060
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 4: up like a clown and like just see the one guy,

1061
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 4: the one kid, the uh some Asian kid.

1062
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: He was like it was on TikTok and he goes, well,

1063
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: I watch it on reels when it finally makes it

1064
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 2: to Instagram, like the two months later. Yeah, yeah, but

1065
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: some Asian kid. He's like, this McDonald's fucked up my order,

1066
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna drive my car into the McDonald's and

1067
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: then drives full steam ahead into the McDonald's like throws

1068
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: his car through into the side of it. That's funny.

1069
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 4: That's funny, dude.

1070
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 2: How do you come up with something like that? Then

1071
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 2: they are after him, he like escapes, They're like, is

1072
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 2: a worn out for his arrest? Then he's like, oh ship,

1073
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: there's a worn out for my rest. This is so hilarious.

1074
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 2: I'm on the run. And then it's him like on

1075
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: the run from police. Here's the thing. It's almost worth it. Maybe, Yeah,

1076
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 2: I love this, dude. It is. There's all sorts, dude,

1077
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: there's all sorts of like.

1078
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 5: Things you wouldn't think would be good or like yeah,

1079
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 5: looked at in a certain light, but all of a

1080
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 5: sudden you got all these eyeballs. Yeah, you're hoktua, like like,

1081
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 5: do you really want to be talk way Hawk was

1082
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 5: in it?

1083
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 2: Sick? Come on No, But I'm just saying, like.

1084
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 5: Going on the internet and being like, hey, how do

1085
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 5: you how do you blow a guy? And being like,

1086
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 5: I like to spin on it.

1087
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is what it was. Huh.

1088
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 5: That wouldn't be necessarily like a thing that you're like,

1089
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 5: you know what, let's promote that person, but you do

1090
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 5: it and then from that you get put on and

1091
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 5: so like driving a car into a McDonald's, I don't

1092
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 5: recommend that, But at the same time, I'm like, but

1093
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 5: now you've got all these eyeballs and then it's like

1094
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 5: what do you do with that? And so I can't

1095
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 5: blame any of these kids who are like what can.

1096
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 2: I think we found?

1097
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 4: The flaw in the society is you we can't uplift

1098
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 4: that kind of behavior. But it's hard to stop because

1099
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 4: it's so crazy, dude.

1100
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 2: It's hard to stop watching.

1101
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 5: It's the famous quote, it's like watching a train wreck,

1102
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 5: like you want to watch and then now you're watching

1103
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 5: the entire Kardashian Empires built off of this, you know

1104
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 5: what I mean, Like it was something, well.

1105
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: That's art, that was an art artist, that's an art piece.

1106
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 4: That's beautiful.

1107
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 5: Sure, hey, but I'm just saying it's like you just

1108
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 5: need to get the eyeballs. However you get them and

1109
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 5: some other and some other balls.

1110
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, well I mean that's true, and then

1111
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 2: it's what you do with it. It's wild. That's j yeah,

1112
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: rak On raakon, Yeah, I think you know. I mean,

1113
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 2: it's also you could have he could have killed himself,

1114
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 2: he could have killed other people. That's the one. Like

1115
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 2: if you go to a sports game like a football

1116
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,439
Speaker 2: game or whatever, and you're you're rocking a Georgia gear

1117
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: and you go to Alabama and you're like, fuck Alabama,

1118
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: and then you get your ass kicked, that's just on

1119
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 2: you because you're just going to get your ass science,

1120
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: I know.

1121
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 5: But if you punch somebody, they fall the wrong way,

1122
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 5: they're paralyzed, or they die, like it's still it's still stupid,

1123
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 5: or you get paralyzed now, But dude, now then, now

1124
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: you're getting the clips.

1125
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: Now you get it.

1126
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 5: Now you have a journey you're gonna like if you

1127
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 5: guys keep watching, I'll start walking, you know. Then you

1128
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 5: get your set brought to you by fucking I don't

1129
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 5: know what Nike.

1130
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 2: You just set. These shoes are pretty cool. Can't run

1131
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 2: in them. But I mean, has anyone done a comedy

1132
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 2: set in the world of influencers yet, like a real

1133
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 2: like I know, I've seen a few that were like

1134
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 2: a show.

1135
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 5: Yes, what was it called? There was like a horror

1136
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 5: one about a dude. It's the guy from Strangers.

1137
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: I don't want a horror I don't want to I

1138
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 2: want to straight up comedy that's about influence Ingrid goes West. Yeah,

1139
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 2: but that was more of a thriller, didn't they do,

1140
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: like like a house?

1141
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 4: They do a house like, but I guess that's put

1142
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 4: on by the influencers. What's that one house?

1143
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 5: But the thing is you're I don't know. I'm like,

1144
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 5: I feel like one of my favorite movies, favorite comedies

1145
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 5: last However, many years pop Star made fun of like

1146
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: Justin Bieber type guys and the generation that likes Bieber

1147
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 5: didn't like the movie.

1148
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: They're like, don't fucking clown? Aren't right? Fun of him? Yeah?

1149
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 5: And so I'm like, can you clown these people that

1150
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 5: essentially everybody likes.

1151
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: Well, I mean yeah, but I mean the way that

1152
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 2: people that like NASCAR still like Talladega Knights. You know

1153
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 2: what I mean? Right, Like Gott'll think if you do

1154
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: it correctly, I don't think it's you're not like talking

1155
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 2: down to but.

1156
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 5: Can you outdo? Can you out social media? The social media? Yeah,

1157
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 5: I would have to hear that, Like they're in Talladega Knights,

1158
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 5: they're out doing how ridiculous na Car? People are like

1159
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 5: it's a cartoon character? Basically, can you out I don't know,

1160
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 5: I know what you're saying. I would love to see

1161
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 5: this movie, but it would just be so obvious where

1162
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 5: you're like, yeah, SNL kind of doesn't.

1163
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it almost has to become it has to become

1164
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 4: a horror in a way because the only way my

1165
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,959
Speaker 4: mind goes is like it it gets bad, gets really dark,

1166
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 4: like what's the happy version of it?

1167
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 2: Well, but it doesn't have to, Okay, User Associates of

1168
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: the Arts Degree, Okay, it can be funny. The entire time,

1169
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 2: even if a guy is paralyzed and he's like, if

1170
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 2: I get enough clicks, I'm gonna walk, you know. Yeh

1171
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 2: like it just it can be silly. It doesn't need

1172
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 2: to be. I mean, that is sad, but it's it's

1173
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 2: all it's all tone baby.

1174
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1175
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also like yeah, I don't know, I don't know,

1176
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 2: I don't know it.

1177
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 5: It's a weird. It's weird that it hasn't happened yet.

1178
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 5: Also comedy on in movies and.

1179
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 2: Live support.

1180
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, how is there not a TV show that

1181
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 5: follows a person and then shows the behind the scenes.

1182
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 5: I don't know, because it already exists. You're already following, I.

1183
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 2: Think because they already put it on their YouTube and

1184
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 2: they're like, well, why would I waste all this hot

1185
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 2: content for a TV show scripted? No?

1186
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 5: But I mean sorry, no, I mean a show about it,

1187
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 5: like a scripted show about it.

1188
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 4: Oh, sure, just watch the real thing. Maybe it's better.

1189
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 2: I think, guys, I think we really.

1190
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 5: Tapped into something here today.

1191
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 2: I mean, listen to us. That's a first wow.

1192
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 4: Wow, dude.

1193
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: It was like someone's trying to big dig me from

1194
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 2: the any take back I just added to the back

1195
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 2: I would like to say thank you to American Valor

1196
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 2: for having me out there to host that thing. I

1197
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 2: was in way over my head, but it went pretty great.

1198
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: And besides that, you know, there was a couple flow

1199
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 2: you're the loan survivor, but it was it was pretty

1200
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 2: it was pretty damn awesome. I said right away, I'm like,

1201
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to mess up. I had like a day

1202
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 2: to prepare. They're like, I don't want to hear any

1203
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: fucking excuses. There's a teleprompter so far away. You're going

1204
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 2: to see how I can't read fire. No, the crowd

1205
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: was actually fantastic. They were like, whoa the whole time.

1206
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 2: It was like a three and a half hour long show.

1207
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 2: And who was the crowd. Was the crowd like docked

1208
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 2: soldiers or whatever. Yes, a lot of military, a lot

1209
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 2: of veterans, servicemen and women predominantly that and their families

1210
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 2: and friends. We'll do it a lot.

1211
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 4: It's awesome, dude. I respect you for doing that. When

1212
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 4: I heard you were going to do that, Yeah, it

1213
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 4: was really cool.

1214
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 2: Shout out American Valor.

1215
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see. I'm trying to think if I have

1216
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: any take backs. I feel like I was on pretty

1217
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 4: good behavior today.

1218
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 2: You always are, dude, you never seen. We're kind of

1219
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: waiting for you to step up on the podcast and

1220
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 2: maybe say something a little outside of your comfort zone,

1221
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 2: a little show your butthole or something. Put yourself out

1222
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: there just a little bit. Yeah, do you have a

1223
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 2: hot Why don't you give us a hot take? Give

1224
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,439
Speaker 2: us a hot take, just one hot take.

1225
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 5: Some that will step on some toes, some of the

1226
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 5: comments section can get after.

1227
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 4: I don't really know what would rock the boat, what

1228
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: would be a it would be a hot take.

1229
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: That's not That's not for us to answer, Blake, It's

1230
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: for you to decide. Yes. I mean, I don't ask us.

1231
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 4: I don't really have one. Guys, just just go about

1232
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 4: my day.

1233
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 2: Oh wow, dude, And that's the best of it.

1234
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 5: I'm out here telling an entire continent they have bad food.

1235
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, and you can't one thing.

1236
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 4: Uh.

1237
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 2: And that's what you want from your comedians is just

1238
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 2: having no takes, no hot takes, no cold takes, just

1239
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: sort of right down the middle, never really having opinions

1240
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 2: on things that I think of that. Uh, yeah, you know,

1241
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 2: I don't really like how about this.

1242
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 5: Word? Since we're talking about the military.

1243
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: What the hell? Wait?

1244
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 5: Wait? What?

1245
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, Okay.

1246
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

1247
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: We were talking about the military. Yes, we were.

1248
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 5: So do we know the different branches? What do you

1249
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 5: think is the without the coastguard? Because that's the easy answer.

1250
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 5: What is the weakest sorriest branch of the military?

1251
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 2: Is a hot take? What you got? Yeah? Why to wait?

1252
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 5: Maybe Air Force, Marines or army.

1253
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 4: That's a tough one. I'm thinking maybe, I guess.

1254
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: I guess it's got to be the army.

1255
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the army that it has the it's the

1256
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 4: easiest one to get into, is it.

1257
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know enough about the the Wow.

1258
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear that army easiest? Want to get

1259
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 2: into it?

1260
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 5: Burn up in the comments.

1261
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,959
Speaker 2: Like I don't like this hot take? Sections, I don't

1262
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 2: like it one bit. Set up. I try to ride

1263
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 2: a neutral line.

1264
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 5: The fucking range.

1265
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 2: The Switzerland of comedy.

1266
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna get my freaking head shaved at a

1267
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 4: bar by some army brat.

1268
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 2: Connor brats. Now, that's actually not a bad idea brow.

1269
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 5: Making for their children.

1270
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 2: Shut up? You know what. I actually ran into quite

1271
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 2: a few. I might trip to d c people that

1272
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:31,959
Speaker 2: were shouting out this is important, okay. And just down

1273
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 2: in Orange County the other day, I was stopped on

1274
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: the street pushing bow someone said how much they love it.

1275
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 2: And I just want to say thank you to our

1276
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 2: followers and listeners for supporting us all the way from

1277
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 2: Workaholics through Game Over Man to this. And I promise

1278
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 2: we're going to come out with other stuff that we try,

1279
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 2: that we're going to try, unlike this podcast, where obviously

1280
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 2: we're not trying too hard. You don't want it to try.

1281
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: We don't be too hard that it's important.

1282
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 5: I mean, I brought a fucking light to UH, Australia.

1283
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 4: You did that is commendable.

1284
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 2: Shout out to you and UH. I want to thank

1285
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 2: you guys for being along for the ride for us. Yes, guys.

1286
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 4: And if I could just do a quick take back

1287
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 4: about what I said about the army, I think honestly,

1288
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 4: I can't choose like and I shouldn't it is the Marine,

1289
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 4: and I shouldn't have and and and and all of

1290
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 4: our forces are equally important and awesome. So that's my

1291
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 4: take back to the day.

1292
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, except for COT And by the way, shout out

1293
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 5: to the people who listened to this important is important?

1294
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 2: Who never watched? And that's incredible because we know you're

1295
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: out there. I said that last week I had a

1296
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 2: meaning and uh, he said it went on a date

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Speaker 2: and the girl had never watched. Moorgaolics came to multiple

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Speaker 2: live shows. She loves the podcast so much, unbelievable, thanks

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Speaker 2: for her collaborating.

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Speaker 4: A lot of love, a lot of love, everybody.

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Speaker 5: And Blake, if you could just play some cool soldier music?

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Speaker 5: Oh to get a yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know if that means soldier it can we do?

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Speaker 2: Soldier boy? No? You want more? I don't know you

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Speaker 2: want We're just like.

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Speaker 5: The score from the movie Soldier.

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Speaker 2: Oh Ships Kurt Russell correct.

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Speaker 5: Out of Kurt Russell, Moby, Well.

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Speaker 2: I've got a really good one. But first, that was

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Speaker 2: another episode. This is what Adam came out to on

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Speaker 2: stage war on World War two Soldiers, Where's my Buffalo? Soldiers,