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Speaker 1: I don't really consider myself a gamer, even though I

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Speaker 1: would totally crush.

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Speaker 2: Jose at most of the popular titles out there.

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Speaker 1: He is undefeated in Fortnite, when we played Halo, Gears

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Speaker 1: of War, Cat Conundrum three, Cursed of the Caressed Kittens.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What's really what's not in your list? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't really get all of it, but Jose does and

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Speaker 1: that's why today he pranks a fellow gamer who's been

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Speaker 1: playing a lot of Fortnite lately. You're gonna hear what

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Speaker 1: happens in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Kate McNown from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.

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Speaker 2: Is this justin Webb?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who is this?

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Speaker 2: My name's Kate from the PlayStation Gaming Authority. Your account

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Speaker 2: was recently flagged. Is your username Dynamic Disco for five?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's me, but I don't understand you're from the

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Speaker 3: gaming authority.

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Speaker 2: Do you recall playing Fortnite last Thursday in a gaming

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Speaker 2: party with Square odd members Rant for Rey, Ray Bananos,

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Speaker 2: Fanos and troll Hunter two oh nine?

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Speaker 3: Uh, I'm not sure. I played Fortnite a lot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I jumped into a random squad's match.

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Speaker 3: I don't Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the I didn't know what was wrong? Who I'm

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Speaker 2: playing with?

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Speaker 1: Excuse?

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Speaker 2: Got it?

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Speaker 3: What? All right?

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Speaker 2: Well? Do you remember when you were in Lonely Labs

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Speaker 2: that section of the map.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I mean, and you.

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Speaker 2: Were aggressively emoting.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't sound like me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the dances your character's hips were gyrating

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Speaker 2: excessively in the presence mind you of underage players.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's the problem, Like, that's just part of

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Speaker 3: the game.

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Speaker 2: You just kept hitting the button over and over, dancing

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Speaker 2: dancing gyrate gyrate.

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: You like dancing in front of kids.

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Speaker 3: It's a game, dude, it's not real life.

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Speaker 2: Well, the parents of these tweens saw what you were doing,

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Speaker 2: and they did not call it dancing. More like furnicae. Okay, fortnitdicating?

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Speaker 3: If anything, this is ridiculous. I don't know what this

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Speaker 3: is I do.

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Speaker 2: At this point, all three sets of parents complained, so

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Speaker 2: we do have to take action.

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Speaker 3: Complained about what I was just using the game how

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Speaker 3: it's supposed to be used. I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: Basically, here's your options. We can either ban you from

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Speaker 2: the network for six months.

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Speaker 3: Come on, people emote all over the map all the time.

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Speaker 2: You can fight at all you want. But we do

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Speaker 2: have an online rehab center for your digital character, and

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Speaker 2: it's now a suspected pedophile in the game. We don't

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Speaker 2: like to use that word either.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a pedophile. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're not a pedophile. Your character is.

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Speaker 3: My character is not a pedophile either. That doesn't make

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Speaker 3: any sense. I'm the character. The character is just me,

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Speaker 3: my avatar.

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Speaker 2: Calm down, You're not in the middle of a battle Royale.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Every person who's accused of doing lude or lavicious acts

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Speaker 2: of the minor present has to have their character rehabilitated

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Speaker 2: if they'd like to gain access.

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Speaker 3: Again, I don't know. This has insane. You cannot lock

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Speaker 3: much PlayStation account just because I use the game correctly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, if I use the game correctly, you mean

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Speaker 2: gyrating your hips in front of innocent tweens. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: but I think we have different definitions a game.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Here's what needs to happen for you to be reinstated.

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Speaker 2: It's eight one on one digital sessions where your avatar

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Speaker 2: meets with our digital therapists.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to hit another account. This is nonsense. I

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Speaker 3: can't go with.

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Speaker 2: This all right, So I'm going to mark down here

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Speaker 2: that you're not taking responsibility and avoiding the perversion problem.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.

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Speaker 2: I'm also writing down. He blamed and shamed a tech advisor.

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Speaker 2: What got'll probably get your band extended about what six months?

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Speaker 3: Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your

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Speaker 3: job than to come after people for dancing in a game?

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I don't, so I schedule your appointment with

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Speaker 2: our digital therapists right now, or we're done here.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not gonna do that. Okay, we're gonna do that.

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Speaker 3: I was just dancing. You're allowed to floss in front

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Speaker 3: of another avatar.

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Speaker 2: It's funny you mentioned that. That's exactly what your friend

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Speaker 2: Riley said when he floss in front of a senior citizen.

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Speaker 2: What and now his avatar's doing community service at a

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Speaker 2: SIMS rest home.

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Speaker 3: Why for playing the game?

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Speaker 2: Because he asked us to punish him, and also he

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Speaker 2: asked us to do this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: Riley set me a hook.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he did.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jullise for the radio show Brick and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you. Your buddy Riley says, you guys are really

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Speaker 2: addicted to Fortnite lately, so he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Man, I truly didn't know what you were talking about

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Speaker 3: and didn't know what to say. I've never been accused

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Speaker 3: of being wearing around kids. That's so insane.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you don't have to press the dance button

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Speaker 2: all right, you don't have you do it all the time, buddy.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm gonna press it all the time now,

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Speaker 3: just because I can't stand you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna not seeing a match where I'm reporting you. Brother.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with poom tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning