WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This

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<v Speaker 2>comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a

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<v Speaker 2>very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they

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<v Speaker 2>bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too,

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, John, We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>Is mister Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and

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<v Speaker 2>her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 4>Man mine, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have some discounted candy here at prices that you just.

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<v Speaker 1>Cannot believe all somebody else because we're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Interested receivings of thirty three percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing today?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in the middle of a meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't mind, we have.

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<v Speaker 3>The Valentine Giant Heart pez Dispenser.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a meeting.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I just said.

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<v Speaker 3>Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens

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<v Speaker 3>that up.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand English?

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<v Speaker 3>I understand, But do you understand this item was just

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<v Speaker 3>twenty nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again.

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<v Speaker 4>Now are you not?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Do stop arrassing us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not harassing Ivy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you are, No, ma'am, Ivy, yes you are.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a place of business.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to say, and we have our phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Open to our customers. That's what people like you.

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<v Speaker 3>May I send you something through email?

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<v Speaker 4>No, don't you understand the world?

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<v Speaker 1>N Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, this is Michaelheimer.

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<v Speaker 4>Is going on? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>It does sound like you're coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Around, won't candid?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't sign up on anything.

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<v Speaker 3>What Sorry, it's our discount sale after.

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<v Speaker 4>Discount sale candy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's going out of stocks that you won't be able

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<v Speaker 3>to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't Why aren't making me nervous?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not making you nervous up. The sugar free chocolate

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<v Speaker 3>turtles are for diabetics if you don't like sugar in

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<v Speaker 3>your diet. Ma'am hello, Oh, yes, this is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today, Sarah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>What the every rue from this? Later? And from this

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<v Speaker 4>ma'am uh, sut on to yourself. I'll leave this company

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<v Speaker 4>and this pit along.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I connect you with the operator and have you arrest services.

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<v Speaker 4>Could be the last time you'll call you on the staff.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the tub of sweethearts available your self.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't call back.

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<v Speaker 3>How about some Valentine Lolly cards?

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you stick the canvas up your then.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't be able to taste it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. My company

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<v Speaker 4>for business and shaw manio anio, go yourself the.

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<v Speaker 3>Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one of those?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give it for you. I go to house.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the walk of Valentine.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up

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<v Speaker 4>from bar to me. I wish I I love you

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<v Speaker 4>in front of me and I can stick You're so

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<v Speaker 4>bad stopping to figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours

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<v Speaker 4>to be six foot down.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy

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<v Speaker 3>card Kid for forty nine. Now just three nine.

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<v Speaker 4>You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say

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<v Speaker 4>in my life by the people, go borther your ma BA.

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<v Speaker 3>Which credit card would you?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give it what you are go ask com

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<v Speaker 4>outa for the credit cards.

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<v Speaker 3>Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give.

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<v Speaker 4>It what you're gonna give it to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I have just another minute of your time now?

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<v Speaker 3>But I just have to let you know I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to sell you candy because this is just a

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<v Speaker 3>phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 3>you got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 4>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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