Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This
Speaker 2: comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a
Speaker 2: very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they
Speaker 2: bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for
Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too,
Speaker 2: phone tap all of them.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: All right, John, We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones.
Speaker 2: Is mister Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and
Speaker 2: her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael
Speaker 3: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today?
Speaker 4: Man mine, thank you.
Speaker 3: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you just.
Speaker 1: Cannot believe all somebody else because we're not.
Speaker 3: Interested receivings of thirty three percent.
Speaker 4: Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning.
Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are
Speaker 3: you doing today?
Speaker 4: I'm in the middle of a meeting.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, we have.
Speaker 3: The Valentine Giant Heart pez Dispenser.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: the middle of a meeting.
Speaker 4: Like I just said.
Speaker 3: Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens
Speaker 3: that up.
Speaker 4: Do you understand English?
Speaker 3: I understand, But do you understand this item was just
Speaker 3: twenty nine?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again.
Speaker 4: Now are you not?
Speaker 1: Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.
Speaker 4: Do stop arrassing us.
Speaker 3: I'm not harassing Ivy.
Speaker 1: Yes you are, No, ma'am, Ivy, yes you are.
Speaker 4: This is a place of business.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say, and we have our phone.
Speaker 4: Open to our customers. That's what people like you.
Speaker 3: May I send you something through email?
Speaker 4: No, don't you understand the world?
Speaker 1: N Oh?
Speaker 3: Hello, this is Michaelheimer.
Speaker 4: Is going on? Sir?
Speaker 3: It does sound like you're coming.
Speaker 1: Around, won't candid?
Speaker 4: I didn't sign up on anything.
Speaker 3: What Sorry, it's our discount sale after.
Speaker 4: Discount sale candy.
Speaker 3: That's going out of stocks that you won't be able
Speaker 3: to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.
Speaker 4: I don't Why aren't making me nervous?
Speaker 3: I'm not making you nervous up. The sugar free chocolate
Speaker 3: turtles are for diabetics if you don't like sugar in
Speaker 3: your diet. Ma'am hello, Oh, yes, this is mister Michael
Speaker 3: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today, Sarah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What the every rue from this? Later? And from this
Speaker 4: ma'am uh, sut on to yourself. I'll leave this company
Speaker 4: and this pit along.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I connect you with the operator and have you arrest services.
Speaker 4: Could be the last time you'll call you on the staff.
Speaker 3: I got the tub of sweethearts available your self.
Speaker 4: I don't call back.
Speaker 3: How about some Valentine Lolly cards?
Speaker 4: Why don't you stick the canvas up your then.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to taste it.
Speaker 4: Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. My company
Speaker 4: for business and shaw manio anio, go yourself the.
Speaker 3: Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one of those?
Speaker 4: I don't give it for you. I go to house.
Speaker 3: I got the walk of Valentine.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up
Speaker 4: from bar to me. I wish I I love you
Speaker 4: in front of me and I can stick You're so
Speaker 4: bad stopping to figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours
Speaker 4: to be six foot down.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy
Speaker 3: card Kid for forty nine. Now just three nine.
Speaker 4: You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say
Speaker 4: in my life by the people, go borther your ma BA.
Speaker 3: Which credit card would you?
Speaker 4: I don't give it what you are go ask com
Speaker 4: outa for the credit cards.
Speaker 3: Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give.
Speaker 4: It what you're gonna give it to me?
Speaker 3: Can I have just another minute of your time now?
Speaker 3: But I just have to let you know I don't
Speaker 3: want to sell you candy because this is just a
Speaker 3: phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show,
Speaker 3: you got phone tapped.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
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