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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This

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Speaker 2: comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a

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Speaker 2: very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they

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Speaker 2: bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for

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Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too,

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Speaker 2: phone tap all of them.

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Speaker 3: What the hell?

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Speaker 2: All right, John, We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones.

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Speaker 2: Is mister Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and

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Speaker 2: her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael

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Speaker 3: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 4: Man mine, thank you.

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Speaker 3: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you just.

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Speaker 1: Cannot believe all somebody else because we're not.

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Speaker 3: Interested receivings of thirty three percent.

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Speaker 4: Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning.

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Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are

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Speaker 3: you doing today?

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Speaker 4: I'm in the middle of a meeting.

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Speaker 1: If you don't mind, we have.

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Speaker 3: The Valentine Giant Heart pez Dispenser.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in

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Speaker 1: the middle of a meeting.

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Speaker 4: Like I just said.

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Speaker 3: Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens

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Speaker 3: that up.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand English?

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Speaker 3: I understand, But do you understand this item was just

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Speaker 3: twenty nine?

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Speaker 4: Good morning?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again.

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Speaker 4: Now are you not?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.

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Speaker 4: Do stop arrassing us.

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Speaker 3: I'm not harassing Ivy.

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Speaker 1: Yes you are, No, ma'am, Ivy, yes you are.

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Speaker 4: This is a place of business.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to say, and we have our phone.

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Speaker 4: Open to our customers. That's what people like you.

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Speaker 3: May I send you something through email?

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Speaker 4: No, don't you understand the world?

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Speaker 1: N Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hello, this is Michaelheimer.

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Speaker 4: Is going on? Sir?

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Speaker 3: It does sound like you're coming.

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Speaker 1: Around, won't candid?

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Speaker 4: I didn't sign up on anything.

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Speaker 3: What Sorry, it's our discount sale after.

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Speaker 4: Discount sale candy.

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Speaker 3: That's going out of stocks that you won't be able

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Speaker 3: to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.

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Speaker 4: I don't Why aren't making me nervous?

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Speaker 3: I'm not making you nervous up. The sugar free chocolate

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Speaker 3: turtles are for diabetics if you don't like sugar in

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Speaker 3: your diet. Ma'am hello, Oh, yes, this is mister Michael

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Speaker 3: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today, Sarah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What the every rue from this? Later? And from this

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Speaker 4: ma'am uh, sut on to yourself. I'll leave this company

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Speaker 4: and this pit along.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I connect you with the operator and have you arrest services.

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Speaker 4: Could be the last time you'll call you on the staff.

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Speaker 3: I got the tub of sweethearts available your self.

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Speaker 4: I don't call back.

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Speaker 3: How about some Valentine Lolly cards?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you stick the canvas up your then.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to taste it.

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Speaker 4: Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. My company

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Speaker 4: for business and shaw manio anio, go yourself the.

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Speaker 3: Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one of those?

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Speaker 4: I don't give it for you. I go to house.

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Speaker 3: I got the walk of Valentine.

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Speaker 4: I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up

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Speaker 4: from bar to me. I wish I I love you

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Speaker 4: in front of me and I can stick You're so

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Speaker 4: bad stopping to figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours

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Speaker 4: to be six foot down.

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Speaker 3: Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy

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Speaker 3: card Kid for forty nine. Now just three nine.

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Speaker 4: You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say

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Speaker 4: in my life by the people, go borther your ma BA.

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Speaker 3: Which credit card would you?

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Speaker 4: I don't give it what you are go ask com

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Speaker 4: outa for the credit cards.

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Speaker 3: Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give.

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Speaker 4: It what you're gonna give it to me?

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Speaker 3: Can I have just another minute of your time now?

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Speaker 3: But I just have to let you know I don't

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Speaker 3: want to sell you candy because this is just a

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Speaker 3: phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 3: you got phone tapped.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participants.

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Speaker 4: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 4: the Morning Show