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Speaker 1: You love her? Doctor Katie Levine too. You know what,
Speaker 1: I only hang out with doctors. Here we are you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: Zach officially sucked. He sucked. He sucks? What he boring?
Speaker 1: Like her? But I'm not boring. No's not being rascal.
Speaker 1: You're pudding. Yeah, I'm not boring. He's so boring. And
Speaker 1: he's tight. He's tight. He's like Q four goals, like
Speaker 1: you want a one on one, don't give me a nickname,
Speaker 1: don't fist bump me. He's so tight. You don't know
Speaker 1: what's gonna like, make him shame you. It's so and
Speaker 1: he says, no sex in the fantasy swing my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Is there anything that would make a
Speaker 1: woman dry than a man that goes I don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex like that's really like, yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to have like even if you don't want to have it,
Speaker 1: you want him to be Yeah for us, you want
Speaker 1: Can you imagine getting engaged to somebody without fucking them
Speaker 1: prior now? He says, because this is an active love,
Speaker 1: not an active lust. Yeah. God, no, marriage is a
Speaker 1: little bit of both. Yeah, you need to have a
Speaker 1: bit of lust. Yeah, gotta have a best friend, you guys,
Speaker 1: not his wife, his best friend wife. Did I see
Speaker 1: the meme where it was like, Zach looks like a
Speaker 1: skinny Perez Hilton Now and see it and the same thing,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, okay. He the only thing that
Speaker 1: he was excited about physically was doing that wife carrying race. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the thing with the dates dates he did.
Speaker 1: Remember when that girl cried. That girl cried like, she's like,
Speaker 1: that's the date I wanted. Yeah, because everybody wants that.
Speaker 1: I'm buying your ship. Yes, why would you come back
Speaker 1: with the bags? That's the big one. And then the
Speaker 1: next girl got there, What did you do? I put
Speaker 1: they put a helmet on me and turned me upside
Speaker 1: down and I grabbed onto his back and he jumped
Speaker 1: over things, and I like, my like nose was in
Speaker 1: his asshole, and he ran like around like a Stonian villagers,
Speaker 1: and he went aggressively hard to he was fast. He
Speaker 1: was way too like because it was like he was
Speaker 1: running away from his true self. Whatever you want to
Speaker 1: imply with that seence, literally he was putting women behind.
Speaker 1: He was running so fat and jumping over things that
Speaker 1: if he tripped, she would have landed on her face. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the helmet wasn't gonna help her face, like in his
Speaker 1: asshole and on her face is aware of it was nuts,
Speaker 1: It was okay, here we are. I also like the
Speaker 1: obligatory shot of Jesse like in the crowd, like in
Speaker 1: the background, just like clapping. Why was he there? Also,
Speaker 1: the Hillary Clinton coat was back. Yes, the fucking Colton's
Speaker 1: long Hilary coat. Clay Clayton, Clayton's long Hi. Yeah, Clayton
Speaker 1: clay to put him on any tall, very into long jackets.
Speaker 1: The Hillary Clinton coat they dusted off. It was just like,
Speaker 1: did I call Colton? Yeah? Whatever, They're all the same person.
Speaker 1: When was the last male When was the last male
Speaker 1: bachelor that felt like they actually like boned like any
Speaker 1: like what Ari Ari Pilot Pilot Pete Okay, because it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a like it feels like they're getting
Speaker 1: more and more kind of And then he was unfair,
Speaker 1: but he didn't feel sexy. He didn't feel sexy. He
Speaker 1: felt like he felt like he would just like Power Pump. Well,
Speaker 1: you just like what's the other way. I don't like
Speaker 1: this trend of them shaming them for having sex in
Speaker 1: the fantasy sweet though, that is the point of the
Speaker 1: fantasy Thank you, kay, signed like you signed up for
Speaker 1: the show to find your husband. That's right, and I
Speaker 1: should fuck them before he wouldn't want to be locked
Speaker 1: in the inner room overnight with my best friend. I'd
Speaker 1: rather be locked in a room with a Telly if
Speaker 1: that was if if if there was a bachelorette and
Speaker 1: she took me to the fantasy sweet, So there's gonna
Speaker 1: be no sex. Yeah, I'll go. Just give me an
Speaker 1: ipipe pad I'm having awake. Yeah. Yeah, I've been staying
Speaker 1: in this house with other people. I have needs, just like,
Speaker 1: let me be alone, Let me be alone a second.
Speaker 1: We started noticing this trend this last season in Paradise.
Speaker 1: No one would go to the boom that I don't
Speaker 1: know because this generation doesn't fuck. They don't, they don't,
Speaker 1: they don't. What is that? Here's what's weird though, But
Speaker 1: like the sexiest photos on TikTok and Instagram, I'm like, so, like,
Speaker 1: what's up with the highly sexy photos of nobody's having sex? Everyone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be a model, but no one wants
Speaker 1: to fuck? Why is that? If you want a successful model,
Speaker 1: we know what you gotta do. Clayton, he did have
Speaker 1: sex with all of them and then he got like
Speaker 1: completely shamed for it and that and I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: like people were scared then after. I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is. But that's unfair. He shouldn't have been shamed.
Speaker 1: Has right? You gotta lay down the tracks first night,
Speaker 1: opening night, and you get us some shot up the
Speaker 1: bachelo go hello ladies, Oh we'll be fucking three of you.
Speaker 1: It is. I already have a bit of a goads
Speaker 1: used to be chasing you. Guys are so cold, and
Speaker 1: here are you cold? I know, I'll bring blankets out.
Speaker 1: I reckon advise every contestant. I would just go in
Speaker 1: and just lie on the first night. That would be
Speaker 1: my thing. I'd go off, I'd talk to her when
Speaker 1: I come back and people go, hey, how did it go?
Speaker 1: How did it go? I fingered it in the bushes
Speaker 1: and now, and then she'd come out and go, did
Speaker 1: you tell people that? I go, why are you lying? Now? Why?
Speaker 1: Why we did? This's a liar? Yes? I like I
Speaker 1: like all of your theories about the bad So I like,
Speaker 1: just picturing your season would be incredible. Here we are,
Speaker 1: we're in Estonia, and um we have Jesse and and
Speaker 1: they're out having tea. They're having like a like a
Speaker 1: like a They honestly looked like a gorgeous couple. It
Speaker 1: was like Jessie and whatever, what's his nack? Zach? They
Speaker 1: were like. I was like, oh, that's like a handsome zack. Like,
Speaker 1: didn't they look like a products? Yeah, they looked like
Speaker 1: a really attractive couple. And they're both their hairs are
Speaker 1: getting like higher and higher. And so then we find
Speaker 1: out after he for shamed Greer for having a job
Speaker 1: that he basically gave her COVID and then he was like,
Speaker 1: oh that's too bad. He's like, Queer's under the weather.
Speaker 1: Oh that's too bad? Is she okay? She feels fine?
Speaker 1: It's like what like she's asymptomatic, but also was feeling
Speaker 1: under the weather? Is she still on the show? Because like,
Speaker 1: did you notice during the rose ceremony there was a
Speaker 1: space left And I was like, is that supposed to
Speaker 1: be the space for greed? Yeah? Did you see the
Speaker 1: coming ups? Yeah, she's she goes I'm back. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: does come back. I know she's back to just have
Speaker 1: her locked away until yeah. I mean I was hoping
Speaker 1: she would just be like, fuck him, I'm not coming
Speaker 1: back and I'm sick. I thought she also was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I know. I thought, if you get COVID,
Speaker 1: you get to stay in, right, Yeah, I get COVID
Speaker 1: right before the engagement. But what's his name? Logan got cut? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he left. I weren't feeling it. I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Logan Fox, Logan Fox, Logan Fox. But why didn't Logan
Speaker 1: go to the boom boom room because Logan Fox? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Because he was dating Katie.
Speaker 1: I think he saw that she might be a terrible
Speaker 1: terrible was it Kate? It was k oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. She was like yeah, yeah, yeah, she was terrible.
Speaker 1: I net a man with a big dick and a
Speaker 1: bigger bank account. That's that's that's where my sister for
Speaker 1: two things. They yeah you only get one, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get both. I had a big dick. I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: be working on my bike. So then so then okay,
Speaker 1: he's like, so, what was the hardest part about COVID
Speaker 1: not seeing the women, and then he's like, okay, so
Speaker 1: so he goes let Greer know him thinking about her,
Speaker 1: and also she's like a dirty horror for being ambitious
Speaker 1: and having Q four goals and sales. I ate his
Speaker 1: Oh dare you you comparing your salesforce to me finding
Speaker 1: a wife? I can't with this guy. He's the worst.
Speaker 1: I do want to know how she does next quarter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's definitely got goals. Yesterday she has Yeah. So then
Speaker 1: Charity she gets the one on one day and she's worried.
Speaker 1: She worris I was worried they weren't going to give
Speaker 1: it to her. Yeah, that would have been so cruel
Speaker 1: that they were like, well, it would have been hilarious.
Speaker 1: That little zoom where she got the big bend was
Speaker 1: you got you got so big? Good? So then um
Speaker 1: um So then here we go. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: the fun part. So he comes there waiting, you're about
Speaker 1: to go on the date with Charity. He comes in
Speaker 1: and kats like, can I steal you for a second?
Speaker 1: I'm just like and she kisses him. She gets lip
Speaker 1: gloss on his face and sends him back to the
Speaker 1: women and Brooklyn calls her classless and I was here.
Speaker 1: I love Brooklyn calling her out because I wasn't cool. Well,
Speaker 1: I have a couple of things about this. Please. Well
Speaker 1: the kiss was wrong, but this season's been so boring,
Speaker 1: thank god. Also in Brooklyn, my wife hates Brooklyn. Why
Speaker 1: watch the Vegan she's a radio post yeah about her?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah animals yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But also she's bored into it. Yeah. My only problem
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. We still catch nazis when we can. That's right,
Speaker 1: it's no excuse. My problem with Brooklyn is it's not
Speaker 1: her fight to fight, and so it's a little bit like,
Speaker 1: why are you butting into these conversations? It should be
Speaker 1: a charity. I think at first it was okay for
Speaker 1: her to bring it up, but she keeps yeah party
Speaker 1: that she comes and interrupts like, yeah, the first time
Speaker 1: was wren it, the second time it was too much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did Nick Viles podcast yesterday you did, and he
Speaker 1: was adam ely and fired up that what kat did
Speaker 1: was right okay, and that he is like everybody else's
Speaker 1: like if they're not pulling him aside, that they don't
Speaker 1: like they're more worried about being on TV. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: we were the producers and I were saying as women like.
Speaker 1: It's like he's like, so what about the rules, Like
Speaker 1: if you're really invested, you should go pull them. So
Speaker 1: he thought what she did was right. Listen. I love
Speaker 1: nick but Nicko also was like the king of like,
Speaker 1: um like herpes he was he was a villain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was, yeah, the king of Like I'm here for her,
Speaker 1: not for you guys. I don't care. I'm doing this
Speaker 1: for her. So I'm not surprising that he was like
Speaker 1: you have to go to It's like, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: know nick Yeah, so so yeah, gradulations only guide with Nick.
Speaker 1: I know she's so pretty, she seems nice. Um his
Speaker 1: his new studios Gorge. It was fight a good time, okay,
Speaker 1: so uh yeah, I thought cat Cat Now he's so
Speaker 1: easily Zach is so easily influenced that, Um, I felt
Speaker 1: like kat Honestly, I thought was gonna win because she's
Speaker 1: sort of the sexiest and she kind of seemed like Katie.
Speaker 1: But in doing this, because he keeps cutting the villains,
Speaker 1: there are no villains, so she's going to I think
Speaker 1: get eliminated by making She's gonna spin out because the
Speaker 1: other women in the house are gonna like attack her
Speaker 1: for this, and I think he's gonna cut her when
Speaker 1: she shows any week. Now, here's the thing. Are they
Speaker 1: ever told to keep a villain in? Is there ever?
Speaker 1: I would imagine back in the day they did so.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised he who influencer one Christina Mandro No one
Speaker 1: loves her. Oh I couldn't stay in it? No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean TV for TV? For TV? What's the kid
Speaker 1: on TikTok and dances with him? Fuck off? Yeah, a
Speaker 1: body kid a lot. I know, I know, I know
Speaker 1: that it was like doing yoga with your kids. They're
Speaker 1: always like my kids in my life. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: a fucking cash machine for you. I'm trying to make
Speaker 1: yourself more adorable with the smaller person. Yeah, it is true.
Speaker 1: I was. That was a red flag for me. That
Speaker 1: was an alarm bell. I'm a mini me and like
Speaker 1: matching like ath Leisure were doing. I might my son
Speaker 1: come out and do a top five before I walk out.
Speaker 1: He don't come out for twenty minutes or anything. I
Speaker 1: do think that Jess ruined what production wanted to have happened,
Speaker 1: which was on that in that cocktail party or in
Speaker 1: that date. I think they wanted everyone to be like cat,
Speaker 1: you should know cats a bad girl to Zach and
Speaker 1: then Jess derailed up by being like I'm spending out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was like, well, there's no time now to
Speaker 1: bring this up. And then when the cocktail party happens,
Speaker 1: it's almost like too much time has gone by, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like make that story like that's interesting. Well, it was
Speaker 1: interesting and we'll get too late. But it was interesting
Speaker 1: watching how fast she snapped with like I don't want
Speaker 1: to see zacly this is a high zack, like how fast,
Speaker 1: like the snap was this was a cat. She said,
Speaker 1: I can't handle this. Right before I talked to Zach
Speaker 1: get a cock to terrified moment and he's like, I
Speaker 1: felt like something was off and the way her face
Speaker 1: went into that smile and then the dead eyes, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really
Speaker 1: I didn't sense it. But that's also that's such a BS.
Speaker 1: That's that's someone being like, hey, maybe ask her if
Speaker 1: something was off, because they were trying to get that out.
Speaker 1: That was a bit off at the witch thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, the witch thing. You do better, bachelor.
Speaker 1: I just get me like a hippie old lady and
Speaker 1: a fire and call it a day. Like she's going
Speaker 1: on the shotgrat, that's not a witch thing. That's a
Speaker 1: hippie thing. You're meant to be with brooms and cats,
Speaker 1: Like I want a real wedge, give me a real witch.
Speaker 1: And she's like this, I've been doing witchcraft for twenty years.
Speaker 1: Took it up light life because then so then Brooklyn
Speaker 1: calls her class list and she's like, look, I had
Speaker 1: what I just shoot my shot and I just take
Speaker 1: it away. She's like, well, you know, look I did
Speaker 1: enjoy when when kat was trying to explain herself to
Speaker 1: Ariel later, who was like She's like an Ariel was
Speaker 1: having none of it. She's like, but you did do that,
Speaker 1: Like Ariel was like the Ariel to me was the
Speaker 1: best delegate from the house to hand, Like Brooklyn just
Speaker 1: got derailed. Ariel is like an adult woman living in
Speaker 1: Manhattan might be too smart for this show. Oh for sure,
Speaker 1: she's way too good for him and show. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: fancying Ariel more and more. Yeah, I never I never
Speaker 1: liked it. What we didn't like it, but I didn't
Speaker 1: think about her. Yeah, I'm like, she feels like a
Speaker 1: cool adult woman or so here we are right, so
Speaker 1: you can tell like she comes from a good family,
Speaker 1: just from the my parents would watch This Night People
Speaker 1: in a sauna. She was like, thanks. She also has
Speaker 1: she's got very big boobs. Is anyone surprised that she
Speaker 1: was selective the date whe they're supposed to get naked
Speaker 1: and enough she's like, He's like, I got to see
Speaker 1: those things. I also't like that she had the wherewithal
Speaker 1: they go, you're gonna be naked, and she said I
Speaker 1: will be wearing a bathing suit. I was like, wow.
Speaker 1: She was raised differently than me, Like she knew too
Speaker 1: that she had her I would be like, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess it's gonna be a one piece. He's like, damn it. No.
Speaker 1: She had really very boobs, as did Katie. The nurse
Speaker 1: has really big boobs. I noticed in her and I
Speaker 1: was like wow, And they all seem real. They seem
Speaker 1: like real. I was like, good for you, ladies. Well
Speaker 1: I got it was what is Eriel du marketing executive
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Though we feel like we feel like she's
Speaker 1: been like that, She's cool she's in Manhattan. She's been
Speaker 1: on like hinge. Although I'll say this, she's being dumped
Speaker 1: in a big way, and she's not over her ex,
Speaker 1: whoever that might be. You think he's like, I just
Speaker 1: want to be not alone. She's not handling single the
Speaker 1: very But she's the only one that's a terrible single.
Speaker 1: But she didn't say thank you if I a good single.
Speaker 1: She's the only one that didn't say I had trauma
Speaker 1: from my ex. She at least hid that. Like is
Speaker 1: it crazy that everyone has like has trauma from their
Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't I mean, I'm pretty and we're going
Speaker 1: to trauma. I think the people that actually like Brookly,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn's and like that's a whole other category. The
Speaker 1: people that actually had like legitimate nightmare trauma. But like,
Speaker 1: hasn't everybody been cheated on and like had some like
Speaker 1: trust is used for outs. Like the twenties are all
Speaker 1: about well you do you just get like fucked over
Speaker 1: and fucked people, Like isn't that what we do to
Speaker 1: each other and our teens and twenties. I do think
Speaker 1: it's like this this younger generation of people, like they
Speaker 1: talk about like that was a toxic relationship always that,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, you're just stating an asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what that was. Relationships a toxic towards the end. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the breakup is a slow burn. Yeah, it's never
Speaker 1: it's never fun. There's months and months go by, Yes,
Speaker 1: because it's not fast unless there's a It's also the
Speaker 1: phrasing of like, I just really appreciate that you're really
Speaker 1: intentional about it. I just wouldn't be really intentional about this,
Speaker 1: and like unintentional about forgetting what music I like? I'm intentionality.
Speaker 1: I can'tut with that. Okay, so she didn't even like
Speaker 1: music or something. I forgot. He forgot that he was
Speaker 1: in such a bad relationship, he forgot what kind of music.
Speaker 1: If I hear another fucking millennials say I lost myself
Speaker 1: talking about Zach lost himself, it must have been a
Speaker 1: very small room. This guy's got no personality when yeah,
Speaker 1: you found it, yet he lost himself. No, he was
Speaker 1: a blast before. I loved when they went to Busy's
Speaker 1: family and they went, sure, he's handsome and he's funny,
Speaker 1: you know, but there's a wacky side to him. And
Speaker 1: then they showed a picture of him just like wearing
Speaker 1: sunglasses and what was he in a fucking photo booth.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's not good. Are we gonna take quick break?
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back. We're going to talk about Charity's
Speaker 1: horse and carriage ride. Oh bones Zone, Time for the
Speaker 1: Bone Zone, and we're back. Okay, here we are. We're
Speaker 1: talking about Oh, Charity is going on a date and uh,
Speaker 1: she gets They kept calling it a horse carriage. They
Speaker 1: didn't say like a horse drawn horse drawn carriage. What
Speaker 1: are we getting rid of these things from society? Fuck,
Speaker 1: they're really horse as Yeah, do not going them, not
Speaker 1: in New York anywhere. Yeah, New York. It's really sad.
Speaker 1: I think they kept calling it a horse carriage to
Speaker 1: somehow make it sound less New York. It's like, we
Speaker 1: all know what it is. It's the same thing. They
Speaker 1: should only be royalty accepted in royalty because you know
Speaker 1: that they trade a nice They got the royal exactly
Speaker 1: like those cute Corgis. So then they go they go
Speaker 1: and uh, Charity, she's adorable. She's a history geek. She's
Speaker 1: very pretty, she's sweet, she's smart, she's cool, like she's
Speaker 1: never gonna win. She's too good for him. Um, and
Speaker 1: and I really like her. They're all too good for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he actually has a really great group of women. I
Speaker 1: feel like he has great women, but he does not
Speaker 1: deserve No. Do you think deep down somewhere the women
Speaker 1: when the cameras are off, actually you go just gotta
Speaker 1: get to paradise. Yeah, yeah, yes, for sure this isn't
Speaker 1: The guy had the wrong choice of saying it out loud. Yes.
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, you can't hate it out loud,
Speaker 1: push you off the boat. So then, um so then
Speaker 1: they'd go and they're doing wife wife carrying. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so she had to put her marriage the face the needy,
Speaker 1: the needy look around. My wife needs to know I'm joking.
Speaker 1: I can't say that stripe fight okay, the needy looking
Speaker 1: at wells reprovable, sir. Do you know what my wife does?
Speaker 1: She's doing all the carry Yeah, um okay, So here
Speaker 1: we are, so that we're doing the wife caring. He
Speaker 1: was really fast, really wanted to win, way too into,
Speaker 1: way too into it. It's absolutely the peppiest he's been
Speaker 1: all season. The only thing he's like, it's the first
Speaker 1: time he's felt alive with him racing with her with
Speaker 1: a helmet with it hurt like while her nose like
Speaker 1: banged into his crap. It's because she couldn't be talking
Speaker 1: to him and challenging him in any way. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was really weird how competitive he was. She must be thinking,
Speaker 1: I had to wait like two weeks for this fucking dance,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Dresses? Yeah, yeah, and like diamonds
Speaker 1: and all those shopping bags when they come in and
Speaker 1: they all filled, Yeah yeah, I reckon some of them
Speaker 1: just have that crape pipe on top. Does I look
Speaker 1: like she's carrying them very easily? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: like bonking Greer crying in front of But I also
Speaker 1: love that. I know it's going back in time, but
Speaker 1: that scene of Greer crying in the hallway, it's so
Speaker 1: good and like someone had the wherewithal to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you just move over to the right. It's so mean,
Speaker 1: can you cry right here? Yeah? So she passed it,
Speaker 1: missed her room, had to come back Bonker and the
Speaker 1: head with the bags and go in with her with
Speaker 1: her with her tea tattoo. She had the tea tattoo.
Speaker 1: She loved tea as her thing. She had a tea
Speaker 1: cup tattoo dollars just let a tea. Yeah it was
Speaker 1: a teacup. Nice, that's all right, Okay. So then they go,
Speaker 1: um he opening old judge whilst drinking tea. I'm not
Speaker 1: like cash shoes. I'm not gonna get a cash tattooed
Speaker 1: on my wrist. Yeah, I got a Philly chastike on
Speaker 1: before up. I'm gonna get a knack tattoo like to
Speaker 1: read a cool rich derido on my neck. Oh, because
Speaker 1: those are so good. Okay. So then um Ariel is
Speaker 1: uh so. Then Ariel is talking to Kat. She's like,
Speaker 1: why can't I have my moment? Brooklyn is so harsh
Speaker 1: and um and she's like, it's not about one on
Speaker 1: one dates and Arias like, I don't think that respects
Speaker 1: shifts and she goes, but it is what you did,
Speaker 1: um so, which was And then they go back to
Speaker 1: the date and he's drinking and they have some terrible
Speaker 1: pepper drink. It was a bad date. It was a
Speaker 1: bad date. And then they go to the Witch and
Speaker 1: then they're kissing in Estonia. The kiss actually, he he
Speaker 1: seemed like he was liking her, but he always seems
Speaker 1: like he likes them on the one on one. He like,
Speaker 1: have you noticed that he like pecks? He's a bad kids.
Speaker 1: He kiss some people and then he will like actually
Speaker 1: kiss some other people. Full tongs made. Yeah, yeah, Bolton
Speaker 1: is like definitely hometowns. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: he's he's not a good kisser, but some of the
Speaker 1: girls have said he's a good kisser. Well, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Yeah? So then um so then they
Speaker 1: go they throw almonds to each other and they catch
Speaker 1: them in their mouths. Love is in the air and
Speaker 1: they have mars a pan and then um Jess starts
Speaker 1: spinning out back at the house. I want a one
Speaker 1: on one? Why have I not got Here's the thing?
Speaker 1: He wait, the way he handled just later was wrong.
Speaker 1: But watching this poor woman spin out, why was it wrong?
Speaker 1: You think? Yeah, yeah, he probably knew he wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: end up with her way it went down her the
Speaker 1: way it goes down opinion. He was like, I feel
Speaker 1: so strongly about us, like there's something about us. And
Speaker 1: then she starts it's a second Braley, and he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, you gotta get this the second there's only weakness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did, but instant he literally went being like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm confident in us too. Oh I don't feel confident.
Speaker 1: He cuts them like he somebody tweeted us, like he
Speaker 1: cuts somebody for like having a job goals or trying
Speaker 1: to empathize with him over COVID, and then this week
Speaker 1: he cuts somebody for wanting one on one time with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was like enraged at both of them. He's
Speaker 1: gotten two bad cuts two weeks. In her eye. Will
Speaker 1: say he must look bad and then he must have
Speaker 1: been a dick. If they're editing him like this, they
Speaker 1: must not like him. I don't know. I think they
Speaker 1: really liked Jess, and I think she was making good
Speaker 1: points on When she was driving away, she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be apologizing for wanting to spend time
Speaker 1: with somebody. Get engaged you and you're like, dah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah she did. Yeah, yeah, I thought that
Speaker 1: was fine. I mean he the way he was like
Speaker 1: immediately like un fortunately it's not gonna work. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: literally saw it, Like she says, when he turns his
Speaker 1: head and he comes back, he's just like, well, okay, bye,
Speaker 1: oh my the way returned your head with your just
Speaker 1: you can't keep picking at the wounds too quickly, like
Speaker 1: he should. As soon as she in Like, I'm not
Speaker 1: feeling great. He's like, yeah, maybe it's because we're not
Speaker 1: spending enough time together unfortunately. The body. The body. I
Speaker 1: love how the girls get together now and they go
Speaker 1: like this, they go he's very clearly taking this serious. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: How long did you date your bride before you got engaged?
Speaker 1: We about three years, but we had We had a
Speaker 1: lovely COVID that was That was the best bit. We
Speaker 1: enjoyed each other's company. That's n It was actually the
Speaker 1: happiest time in my life was when me and the
Speaker 1: wife just we're on the couch during COVID. Other people
Speaker 1: died and love their businesses, but I had a great time.
Speaker 1: Sucks to be you. I know, other people died a
Speaker 1: loss of businesses. So you had a lovely You had
Speaker 1: a lovely the best. Yeah, it is the best. That's nice.
Speaker 1: And we got married a little bit quicker because I
Speaker 1: was worried COVID was going to end because my wife's
Speaker 1: British and I'm Astrid and if we waited till the end,
Speaker 1: I would have had the flying cunts from all over
Speaker 1: the world for the wedding and then I could just
Speaker 1: go to Vegas and everyone did it on zoom. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I wish you were him. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the best. Did you do like the little Chapel?
Speaker 1: We did the Little White Chapel Elvis Mary, we had,
Speaker 1: we had an Elvis option. I paid the extra ten
Speaker 1: dollars and then he goes, extra twenty dollars, I can
Speaker 1: sing your song. And I'm like, ah, like that might
Speaker 1: be awkward, Like how long is the song gonna be?
Speaker 1: And he looked, he looked at me, these little Elvis
Speaker 1: eyes right, and I couldn't. I couldn't say no to him.
Speaker 1: And I was all stressed out because my wife wasn't
Speaker 1: there and I was organizing and paying for the wedding.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, what song do you want? I said,
Speaker 1: I don't care, man, I don't whatever song. It's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. And then he goes, I now pronounce you
Speaker 1: man and wife. And then he goes, I've got in
Speaker 1: a trap. I can't well, okay, suspicious minds. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be suspicious minds. He did not. I'm talking about cheating.
Speaker 1: I'm there with the wife. Well done, Elvis, I've caught
Speaker 1: in a trap. I can't I can't wait to fuck
Speaker 1: your friends. It's a great de banger. It's a great song. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then they go, they're kissing, and then um, Jess's
Speaker 1: spinning out. So then they go and he has dinner
Speaker 1: with Charity, and um, she's scared because she doesn't want
Speaker 1: it to stop. And she but she does want him
Speaker 1: to know about her past. So you know, she's like,
Speaker 1: you have a very special way of making me feel
Speaker 1: seen and chosen right now. I couldn't tell. I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't know what happened in this relationship prior. But
Speaker 1: she had a relationship prior to hear there was that
Speaker 1: was emotionally abusive. Um, she never felt seen by her partner,
Speaker 1: um as a girlfriend. Um, but there were several occurrences
Speaker 1: of infidelity with somebody that she knew it sounded like
Speaker 1: and then he manipulated her, and um, she hid it
Speaker 1: from her parents. And he was like, I also lost myself.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what music I liked. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: but she was saying, she was like, maybe literally abused
Speaker 1: and you forgot what music you like? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: when you date that girl and she's always pushing her
Speaker 1: music agenda on you, and then I just want to
Speaker 1: Matthews bag have you previously said that he liked Nickelback?
Speaker 1: He loved Nickelback? He told Van Drelly loved Nickelback. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have great music too, okay to forget a little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then he forgot he loved Nickelback. So then so then, um,
Speaker 1: I was like, what's that band called the Bugs? The Crickets?
Speaker 1: All the Beatles? I've made it such an abusive relationship,
Speaker 1: the Cricket. So then so then they um, they kiss
Speaker 1: and she's like, She's like, this feels so good and
Speaker 1: they're comforted. There's something between us. You're pretty awesome. And
Speaker 1: then they kiss and she's like, I can see a
Speaker 1: future with him. Any final thoughts, Charity, Is she gonna
Speaker 1: make Final four? Yes? Final four? Yeah? Final top three?
Speaker 1: Does she go into the non sexual fantasy suite? I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe she makes Top three and then she gets
Speaker 1: called Okay, think gin show me the Bachelorette. I hope
Speaker 1: she's the bachelorette. I think she's a good choice. I agree.
Speaker 1: I think it's would be Katie, Gabby and Charity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he got Katie's winning. I think Katie's winning. Katie's
Speaker 1: gonna win. They feel like a couple. They feel like
Speaker 1: a couple. They fit it, doesn't She already live in Austin?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, I think so. He lived in Orange County.
Speaker 1: Scram Orange County. He moved to Austin. Austin's two hip theme.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. All the food vans like this is anyone
Speaker 1: just got bread. So then we're gonna take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we're gonna come back with the group day eight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they did not. No, they did not. Oh,
Speaker 1: yes they did. Okay, and we're back. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tattoo if I walk, Ama, where are you gonna put it?
Speaker 1: Like a tear drop? Cashew? I killed someone in a
Speaker 1: chocolate factory. So then they are they're back, and so
Speaker 1: they're going on the group date. Oh, we find out
Speaker 1: that Ariel gets the one on one. She's so happy. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: before Jess starts crying and it starts the loop of
Speaker 1: it's just because I'm the last one. I'm the last one.
Speaker 1: But they're like, no, no, Greer's the last one too. Nope,
Speaker 1: but Greer has COVID. I'm the last standing one. I'm
Speaker 1: the last one. I'm the last one to get a
Speaker 1: one on one. And then and they're like, okay, well
Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's just a lot and uh
Speaker 1: and and she starts spinning out. I just hate this
Speaker 1: so much, Like this is just insane to me that
Speaker 1: like Ariel should be happy, the women should be like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, we're looking forward to the state and said
Speaker 1: they're all suddenly comforting Jess. Yeah, I just I don't
Speaker 1: like this, Like there's like a pattern of this happening
Speaker 1: where they all just like break down and start crying
Speaker 1: when they don't get what they want. Yes, and I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I agree with you. I'm sorry. That sucks, Jesse.
Speaker 1: It fucking sucks. But guess what you signed up for
Speaker 1: a fucking game show, thank you. And this is called
Speaker 1: the school of nut up hard knocks here. And it
Speaker 1: used to be like women would obviously be mad, but
Speaker 1: they would just pretend to be happy for them. Oh
Speaker 1: good for you, Ariel, and like that was it, and
Speaker 1: now it's like they just cry. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I will say I didn't mind. I didn't mind this
Speaker 1: much because Ariel feels so secure. I was like this
Speaker 1: isn't bothering her. Ariel doesn't give a shit. Ariel care
Speaker 1: bits yeah, as she got into one on one before
Speaker 1: Ariel No, no, okay, so it could have been the
Speaker 1: other way. Ariels have been crying about you never I respect.
Speaker 1: Ariel doesn't give it. Ariel, but like, I just know
Speaker 1: at some point I'll get my time big enough for
Speaker 1: the s. So then so then they go on the
Speaker 1: group date. What was the group date? What did they do?
Speaker 1: The guy visited a witch, Oh the West, my God
Speaker 1: and the things you like, and they're like, I like
Speaker 1: the job, Taylor swear. But then then of course Jes
Speaker 1: goes leave. You look through the candle of flesh just
Speaker 1: goes last, and you know, the producers are like cute
Speaker 1: blowing up the plane, give it them, cue the wind blow.
Speaker 1: And then the witch is like, oh, like okay, just
Speaker 1: like sorry, and then her eye I just filled with
Speaker 1: tears and like meanwhile, cats all rattled because beforehand Brooklyn
Speaker 1: was like um um. She's like, wow, so you don't
Speaker 1: want me to ruin this like you did to Charity.
Speaker 1: She's like, why are you being so freaking rude? It's like,
Speaker 1: because you have your head up your ass and I
Speaker 1: what I like about Brooklyn is I was raised to
Speaker 1: be such a coward for confrontation. I like that Brooklyn
Speaker 1: doesn't give a shit. She's just like going at it.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's in the right at this at
Speaker 1: like later on, but in the beginning I liked her
Speaker 1: complete lack of fear for just going at her because
Speaker 1: she abuses animals. Yeah, please don't go to rodeo. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's true. So then, um, today they're like, he came
Speaker 1: back with lip gloss on. I think he's probably wearing
Speaker 1: that before. So then um, she's like that's tacky. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not walking on eggshelts if it hurts you feeling,
Speaker 1: that hurts your feelings, and she goes, well, then lace
Speaker 1: that up, bitch. I was just like, wow, if the
Speaker 1: shoe fits where it and he laced that bitch up.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. No. I was like, what, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm just gonna go with it. And
Speaker 1: it's because I'm kind of rude. I'm kind of enjoying
Speaker 1: some conflict. But like doctor Banana, you're a psychologists like
Speaker 1: Rodeo talk. Yeah, I know what she's talking. About I
Speaker 1: was like, sure, okay, how do they fix? Yeah? How
Speaker 1: do they given this season? How did it bring back Mandrell?
Speaker 1: Something like that bringing back Mandrell would be shocking, or
Speaker 1: some woman from his past that's like I want to
Speaker 1: shot at love, Like, how do you fix this season?
Speaker 1: I think the women just have to all leave? Well
Speaker 1: it kind of doesn't. It kind of look like somebody
Speaker 1: leaves that he like, really likes and then he's like
Speaker 1: that's who I wanted or something. I don't know. The
Speaker 1: editing is always like, you know, they check us. But
Speaker 1: so then they go up fixing the grand Witch. She's
Speaker 1: been doing witchcraft for twenty years, she's been doing it
Speaker 1: since the two she's been doing it opted on a limit.
Speaker 1: Then they go in the circle and there's fine out,
Speaker 1: it's ready. Who's ready to fall in love? Bye? Way?
Speaker 1: I missed the one of the thick Massachusetts axent. When
Speaker 1: they go they're like, oh, I'm the love Witch of Salem,
Speaker 1: Massachusetts is me. It was an Avid and Rachel Witch.
Speaker 1: She's like, are you ready to find love? It's me
Speaker 1: the Love wage Salem. Oh yeah, Crystal Broke, I guess
Speaker 1: you're not ready? Okay? I love a Massachusetts axa. So
Speaker 1: then they go the fire looks through the eyes just
Speaker 1: freaks out. The flame blows out. She's like, I'm caught.
Speaker 1: My confidence is struggling. I'm really I don't generally have
Speaker 1: CRUs confidence, and now I'm struggling even more. Don't say
Speaker 1: that out loud. Don't say you don't have confidence. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants to marry somebody that has no confidence. I kind
Speaker 1: of feel like the reason why all the girls console
Speaker 1: her is because they know that she's not a threat.
Speaker 1: She's never gonna win, and so they're like, this poor
Speaker 1: girl is like not meant for this world, Like she
Speaker 1: should not be here. She's going to leave at any moment,
Speaker 1: so let's be nice, be nice to her before she leaves.
Speaker 1: She is like twenty three, she's apparently she's not apparently
Speaker 1: she's twenty five, because I said the same, Oh no,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn two the two girls that were on the on
Speaker 1: the sci Fi and Brooklyn went off to go have
Speaker 1: his site, and they went, do you think we should
Speaker 1: say something? Oh? That was Gabby an area not really
Speaker 1: a five yet. Yeah. I was like, I think you
Speaker 1: would actually work against us. They're a dull. It's it's
Speaker 1: uh when Jess came in at first with the glitter,
Speaker 1: and I thought and she was sort of like the broken,
Speaker 1: like the bird with the broken wing, and he felt
Speaker 1: like he wanted to protect her. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good move. Yeah. But then it never it
Speaker 1: never advanced past that because she didn't get the date.
Speaker 1: Because she didn't get the date, yeah, okay, so then
Speaker 1: she was onto something exactly she wanted to stay in.
Speaker 1: She should have just fiked like an epileptic attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to kick anyone off that week. No,
Speaker 1: No you can't. You're right, Yeah, you're right. They can
Speaker 1: pull your tongue back out save Yeah you got another week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a pain, like a paint ster in your mouth. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then Jess was like, I want him
Speaker 1: to want me. So she goes and um, she's like
Speaker 1: she's talking to him. I was having an anxiety attack.
Speaker 1: But I'm good. Now. This is not going to say
Speaker 1: this about the young people. Start with the whole. I
Speaker 1: suffer from anxiety. We all do. Yeah, that's life, that's right.
Speaker 1: Things are stressful. Yeah, and that's a natural reaction to
Speaker 1: have two things. Yeah, Oh I'm worried about this thing
Speaker 1: in my life. You should be yeah, a lot scary,
Speaker 1: and if you're prone to panic attack, maybe don't go
Speaker 1: on a show where it's super high stress. Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I don't know. I don't hang out
Speaker 1: with anybody that doesn't have anxiety. I honestly, right now
Speaker 1: I could. I could blow a glasst But I have
Speaker 1: anxiety all the time, all times. It's just bubbling. I'm
Speaker 1: so anxious. I just slap on a smile too. I'm
Speaker 1: so anxious. And people are like, you seem like happy,
Speaker 1: goal lucky. I'm like, do I that's good? I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: so anxious all the time. My energies is always at
Speaker 1: the edge of a cliff. Yeah, look, you gotta just
Speaker 1: keep going, roll with it and like exactly, slap on
Speaker 1: a small, says to me, some one top and I
Speaker 1: go the same things. What is your top? Three loops?
Speaker 1: I slap on a small. You're not gonna hear about.
Speaker 1: I'm a brave zero give a Yeah, look at those demonis.
Speaker 1: Everything's gonna be fine. Do you get anxiety? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I not as crippling as him. You can tell by
Speaker 1: the dead eyes. Yeah, you can tell by the dead eyes.
Speaker 1: That is real. Do you say you do get anxiety too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's when it's when I get stoned though. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror,
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, you need to get your career in line.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it. Pie. I go
Speaker 1: right to Smigel, I go right to Middle Earth. There's
Speaker 1: no giggling. It's right too. If you don't. If I
Speaker 1: don't focus on inhaling and exhaling, I will stop. I
Speaker 1: will fall into this couch. You better hold on to me,
Speaker 1: or I'll go to this tunnel to Middle Earth. I'm
Speaker 1: really fine. I'm fine. Yeah. I don't want to fight
Speaker 1: through it, though it's a lot of fun. Who I
Speaker 1: do agree. There's that fifteen minutes where you're just absolutely
Speaker 1: too high and then you're like I'll die. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then like ten minutes later you're like, can you believe
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die. I've never passed. I've never passed.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. Okay, Okay, So then so then we go, um,
Speaker 1: Jesse's freaking out. Zach shows up in his Hillary Clinton
Speaker 1: coat and they're like they're like wow, and he goes
Speaker 1: starting a day off with witchcraft. Can go a lot
Speaker 1: of different ways. I what a crazy day, which he
Speaker 1: says is that was. Yeah. Do you think they're all
Speaker 1: super religious? Because that's something that like I think religious
Speaker 1: people would be like turned off by, which I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: no sex. Zach is willing yea and and and Gabby
Speaker 1: wears a big neck but she wasn't was she on it?
Speaker 1: Gabby must she wears a big cross necklace. Which ones
Speaker 1: are religious? And which ones? I bet you? I bet
Speaker 1: you Brooklyn might be Yeah, yeah, yes, Brooklyn is all day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're praising God every time they rape a stead. They're
Speaker 1: all religious. Yeah, Stein and Mondrell's definitely religious. Maybe not,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought didn't get much of a chance. Holland,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hollo. She's a bit sloppy, drunk. And the
Speaker 1: first thing I thought, she's a bit of fun Holland
Speaker 1: was gone. Oh yeah, Holland was fun. Holland was fun.
Speaker 1: I also really like I also wish they'd kept Dancer Cat,
Speaker 1: the real the og cat with the crazy face, her eyes.
Speaker 1: She gave crazier eyes than Justin. My biggest complaint I
Speaker 1: think was Zach is he's making too many good decisions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's getting rid of people who would be Really, he
Speaker 1: can't have a sex drive, because if you have a
Speaker 1: sex drive, you love the crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the crazy.
Speaker 1: You got to have the crazy around, and it takes
Speaker 1: you so many crazy women in your life to eventually go.
Speaker 1: It's probably not good for me, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But if I was in this situation, I just have crazies.
Speaker 1: Did you like crazies? Yeah, everyone loves a crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: married to one. Are you talking? Yeah, you're right, you're crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. No sane person is good in bed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know Zack's not
Speaker 1: good and bad. You ain't a woman that I have
Speaker 1: to have sex with him. You're worried your house, ma bod. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then so then they go, they go Katie. So this
Speaker 1: phrasing he pulls Katie aside. This, I felt like a
Speaker 1: little kid when I'm with you. I can't like a
Speaker 1: little kid with a bone, or like, I can't you
Speaker 1: make me feel like a little kid. It's always I
Speaker 1: feel like a little kid when I'm with you. I
Speaker 1: just I can't even look at you at the ceremonies like,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's like, I know, I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: get your attention, and you like won't even look. You
Speaker 1: can say it like, I feel like I'm back in
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah there's something because you were lusting in
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, a little kid, but a little kid.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do we hang out? I feel like
Speaker 1: two little kids? Yeah, I want to put my little
Speaker 1: kid painted you my little kid, which is more accurate.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, she goes, Then she smiles, and
Speaker 1: she goes. When I see you, every m every move
Speaker 1: you make is intentional. She said that. I can't. They're
Speaker 1: all the same talking points, like they're all going to
Speaker 1: the same therapist. I feel like, yes, well, it's just
Speaker 1: what do you talk to him about being intention to?
Speaker 1: Just go, oh, yes, you make me feel sane. You're intentional.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of intentionaly of looking at me.
Speaker 1: That's good. Where have you been all my life? I
Speaker 1: like him so much. I can picture him. I could
Speaker 1: picture my future with who And then they kiss and
Speaker 1: kiss and kiss. She's gonna win. That gift basket was smart.
Speaker 1: You know what they need? They need a funny bachelor bachelor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they've had a couple of funny bachelor regg Gabby.
Speaker 1: Gabby was funny. They've had some funny bachelorg but yeah,
Speaker 1: but I can't think of a funny bachelor. No, there's
Speaker 1: no funny bag. It was Bob Bob Guinea Rimber. He
Speaker 1: was like the only one that was like legitimately, was
Speaker 1: it a good season? It was like season like three.
Speaker 1: You have a city Australian like the Honey Badger. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. You know what he looks like? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a funny looking fellow. I like the Honey Badger's.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a rugby player, had a tash in
Speaker 1: a bullet. His season ended quite poorly. Yeah, he said no,
Speaker 1: he rejected them. He rejected all of them for the
Speaker 1: Honey Badger. Then, um, Gabby was wearing Gabby looked hot.
Speaker 1: Gabby had on leather dress, her hair was in a
Speaker 1: tight ponytail, and she had on the green blazer. And
Speaker 1: he's like, this is a different vibe for you, and
Speaker 1: I dig it, And he's like, I missed you a lot.
Speaker 1: You are I just want you to know, like I
Speaker 1: you're one of my strongest connections with the women. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to worry. I have the butterflies. Gabby.
Speaker 1: I know you're a cuddler, but I want to kiss
Speaker 1: the hell of to you. She could win, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: could win. That was a strong But she doesn't like
Speaker 1: to kiss. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm not into kissing.
Speaker 1: That's a rare kissing. She said that, yeah last week.
Speaker 1: I'm not a kisser. I'm a cuddler. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he's into blonds over brunette's. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: So I think that interesting. Yeah, I agree. How have
Speaker 1: you got these saints? He's got two brunettes, Yeah, two
Speaker 1: big brunettes. He likes, but he feels like he likes.
Speaker 1: I feel like he likes Kat and Katie. He's horny.
Speaker 1: He's horneys for Cat and Katie. So I think that
Speaker 1: Cat is your crazy broad agree. It might be a
Speaker 1: tom cat in a great fancy sweet. I think he's
Speaker 1: keeping it around for that reason. But he don't. But
Speaker 1: he but it sounds like he does have sex with
Speaker 1: one of them. Maybe I'm not gonna have sex with
Speaker 1: any of them. And then he does, he might just
Speaker 1: wink in the corner. I think he cuts himself. You
Speaker 1: can watch but no, ntact himself and all the girls
Speaker 1: like crying after, like it wasn't what I thought about.
Speaker 1: Just had a video of yourself in the corner until
Speaker 1: you useless. That's the only way you can get up. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's what it is hard and what do you do
Speaker 1: with your life? That's the outfit that you chose to
Speaker 1: ward about. Your anxiety is warranted. That's your adult voice. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then um so, then um so he kisses her,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, he's a gem she could win.
Speaker 1: So then here comes Jess. She's like, I'm the only
Speaker 1: one within in a one on one. I know only one.
Speaker 1: There is a lot of pressure. I there's a lot
Speaker 1: of pressure. I'm having my insecurity. She starts manically saying it,
Speaker 1: and he pulls her aside and he's like, how are
Speaker 1: you feeling. She's like, well, I'm a hope. It's romantic,
Speaker 1: and honestly, I've been knocked down so many times. I
Speaker 1: don't have that much confidence. I've been waiting for my
Speaker 1: one on one. He goes, what you've been waiting for
Speaker 1: your one on one? That's news to me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He's such a dick. He goes like, as if like
Speaker 1: as if she just sprung on him, like I need
Speaker 1: you to vend mo me eighteen thousand dollars, like you've
Speaker 1: been waiting. That's news to me? What the phrasing of that?
Speaker 1: And she's and he's phrasing is like, that's news to me.
Speaker 1: That shouldn't be a thing in my eyes. And she's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, Mike, I just feel like my clock is ticking,
Speaker 1: like and I'm always worried, like what can I do
Speaker 1: that's organic and natural? And like I just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm lost. She's like, well, that's a lot of pressure,
Speaker 1: you know, coming in tonight. If you'd had that one
Speaker 1: on one, like if you can just open up and
Speaker 1: find love is She's like, that isn't a rule. This
Speaker 1: isn't a rule that you have to find love on
Speaker 1: a one on one And she just gets cut and
Speaker 1: she's like I was just trying so hard to like
Speaker 1: get hurt, and uh, like you know, oh, he goes,
Speaker 1: I feel so confident with us, he said. He goes,
Speaker 1: it's about a one on one? What am I missing?
Speaker 1: And she goes, what am I missing? A one on
Speaker 1: one is a big deal and he goes, I don't
Speaker 1: know where your head is at at all. I'm so confused,
Speaker 1: she told him. And then and then he goes, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not feeling that confident. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: I told you I wanted somebody to fight for me.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to beg you to do that. And
Speaker 1: she's like, fine, I'm out of here. He cuts her.
Speaker 1: That's a double standard. She's not fighting for him. No,
Speaker 1: but he won't even like he's like treating her like
Speaker 1: she's crazy. He's wanting to spend time. That's a good method, though.
Speaker 1: I can tell everyone she's crying right from me. Playbook
Speaker 1: that Jim hides. Jim Jeffery, I'll be taking over this.
Speaker 1: Maybe pretty pass on your birthday. Really wants me to
Speaker 1: be on the Bachelor, She guys, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: just she keeps, I'm trying to put me into the website. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People know who are Yeah, they'll be like, what you
Speaker 1: can doogle be very easy. Yeah, I know some casting directors.
Speaker 1: I can I can get you on the show. Well, man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. We want to go. We
Speaker 1: want to go and sit in the audience. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: gotta take can't text it, we gotta go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: text Cap mccouchee to get us in. You want to
Speaker 1: come to I mean, of course you think I would
Speaker 1: notice such a thing. Can we want to go to
Speaker 1: the after the final didn't tell you don't want to go?
Speaker 1: We want to go. We want to go. We don't
Speaker 1: care bottle to piss in. I'm happy this wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: all which one do we want to go to? After
Speaker 1: the final rose? After the final role? I react, I'll
Speaker 1: put us on. We got good camera. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: a take savorite here right now? Okay, wait, what are
Speaker 1: he's just gonna say? And I'll turn you every time
Speaker 1: you have to whisper, and then we'll go right now. Ue,
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh yeah wait with tea black shirts
Speaker 1: just so should wear exactly? Zach attack, Zach attack, Zach attack,
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Or like I like looking for my
Speaker 1: best friend my best friend. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a ticket. The back it says we died have sex.
Speaker 1: I'm not a kisser. I'm a kisser this. Oh I
Speaker 1: gonna can't wait. I'm gonna get a really agree I'm
Speaker 1: not really like Milannia trump tand okay, great, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get that done. I'm gonna do that, Okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have hold hold so then we go.
Speaker 1: So then she leaves and she's like all I needed
Speaker 1: was like some quality time and he wasn't processing that well,
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be chosen right away and he
Speaker 1: was shocked. And I'm so hurt that he thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, Any final thoughts on this, Um, I don't
Speaker 1: like Zach. No, he sucks, he thought. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: that what that scene showed was that he's not really
Speaker 1: good when it comes like adversity. No, anytime there's any weakness,
Speaker 1: he's he's like done. And I and I don't love
Speaker 1: that because, yeah, like what you said earlier, like it's
Speaker 1: a double standard, it's true, like he's not fighting for
Speaker 1: her at all, and it's it's very she's complaining that
Speaker 1: he's not fighting for her, and then he proves that
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to fight for her. Yeah, in like
Speaker 1: three seconds. Yeah, he sucks. Okay, So I don't say
Speaker 1: that I did. I did. I said he sucked. I
Speaker 1: said he sucked. I can't. No, he didn't look but
Speaker 1: he doesn't. He doesn't look good. He kisses everybody. It
Speaker 1: doesn't look like he knows what he's doing. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: honestly I don't know. Kissen's like lego it don't have
Speaker 1: a fits together or that's so true, like I know this,
Speaker 1: people have've kiss him. I'll have to probably think I'm
Speaker 1: a shit kisser. And then you make you know when
Speaker 1: you fit with you guys. Yeah, it's a combination thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's some people who sit at it completely
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Or where's
Speaker 1: it a quick break and right back with teeth clickers
Speaker 1: or like like so much tongue. There was a guy
Speaker 1: that I went on a date with last year who
Speaker 1: was really He drove a Porsche, wanted to go Dutch
Speaker 1: on like five dollars tacos and um. He was like
Speaker 1: a writer on staff at Conde Nast and then was
Speaker 1: like I really want to be an actor. I just
Speaker 1: took Level one at UCB. Um. He kissed me and
Speaker 1: it was like getting put through a washing machine. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like it was it was the
Speaker 1: cleanest my mouth has ever been. It was like it
Speaker 1: was like it was so alarming. It was like I
Speaker 1: just was like counting in my head, like when can
Speaker 1: I get out of this, like when can I get
Speaker 1: in my car and get out? Like like we were
Speaker 1: like get a part. It was like the afterd on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk, and I remember he texted afterwards and I
Speaker 1: was like, so happy I'd booked a movie out of town.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than like a bad kissing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like a one two three punch of like
Speaker 1: a Dutch actor, bad kid. Like now. I thought of
Speaker 1: this goal once for at four or five dates, and yeah,
Speaker 1: we were getting up to the sixth date and I
Speaker 1: really locked that, right, I really liked that. But we're
Speaker 1: getting up. We had to have six sooner or light
Speaker 1: up the sex date. I thought you said the sixty
Speaker 1: the sixth date. I was saying, like in New Zealand,
Speaker 1: the sex date okay anyway, and then she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to have sex because every time a
Speaker 1: man gets what he wants, he never calls you again
Speaker 1: or anything. I'm like, but I really like you. Of
Speaker 1: course I'm gonna call you like this, right. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't happen. I really like it, worst sex of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then you couldn't be my god, what I want
Speaker 1: to keep calling? Yeah? Then I went like it was
Speaker 1: just the rhythm everything. It wasn't good. It was there
Speaker 1: was no sound coming out. There was not good. It
Speaker 1: was silent like bad, no rhythm, nothing good, Nothing good
Speaker 1: came out of that. It's like then I felt like
Speaker 1: I had to have sex with it two more times
Speaker 1: just to prove that I wasn't that God did you Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: to get better the bad because I'll let you have
Speaker 1: the first one out of the gate, be awkward like good,
Speaker 1: but maybe like like, I'll let you try a couple
Speaker 1: more times, like to have like per each other's back.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. But so it never it never
Speaker 1: claimed some people, you go, not great, but I can
Speaker 1: try this one. Yea, yeah, that's right. That's right. I've
Speaker 1: been absolutely interesting. Okay, well we're gonna do right, that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm flashing back. I'm having flashbacks right now.
Speaker 1: There we go. All right, we're back. I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: people like back in the day. All right, and there
Speaker 1: we go. Go take a quick break. We're gonna come
Speaker 1: back with the nudist sauna. I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things are getting so hot in here. I think
Speaker 1: I gotta take your break. And we're back Arrol is
Speaker 1: having a date and we're in the Estonian country side.
Speaker 1: It looked freezing and he was kind of like a
Speaker 1: tool about. He's like, that's the coldest charcoonery I've ever
Speaker 1: I was like, well, she's being cool. You're at least
Speaker 1: like in a sweater or she's in like a thin
Speaker 1: T shirt. You're bitching about cold charcouterie. Like it did
Speaker 1: look really cold, but like, all right, well, like she
Speaker 1: can't hop the weather either, yeah, yeah, So then I
Speaker 1: think it looked very cold. And then they go and
Speaker 1: they're like, there's we're at a there was this handmade
Speaker 1: sign that said nudist suna um and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's you know, nice nothing like ice cold charcouterie, he said.
Speaker 1: Then they're going into a nude sauna and um. She
Speaker 1: she was like okay, well I'll be wearing a bathing suit.
Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, you were raised with like to
Speaker 1: be actually have standards good for you. Do you think
Speaker 1: that Zach would have gone naked? No? No, I don't
Speaker 1: think he has them now. So then so then shorts
Speaker 1: shirt in the in the shower? Was that David Cross
Speaker 1: Tony Hale David Cross across the never knew he's a changer.
Speaker 1: We see him in the shower. They don't pan down
Speaker 1: to see that. There's your image right there. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then so then she's like, I have a theory that
Speaker 1: if you have ugly hand and ugly feet, you're more attractive.
Speaker 1: And then they did show his foot and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh it was a bad nearly foot. Okay, so then no, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I can handle a bad foot. So
Speaker 1: then so then there go my wife looks like she's
Speaker 1: been living in a Oregon like he really yeah for
Speaker 1: a size? Interesting? Yeah, what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: You literally threw a chuck of string cheese and looked
Speaker 1: her eyes again. He like pumped in it. He like
Speaker 1: popped in it from before. Calliwe what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You have big hands? That would be worse? Yeah, give
Speaker 1: me hand jobs. Yeah yeah, that's right on a smaller
Speaker 1: hand with hands that were larger than mine. Oh you
Speaker 1: don't want hands on a woman? Oh no, no, no? Interesting? Interesting? Okay?
Speaker 1: So that were you guys are both tall. I've got
Speaker 1: little hands, all right, I got small hands taking of
Speaker 1: little boy penises. That's what it looked like when she
Speaker 1: with fish, So then they go This felt dated to me.
Speaker 1: It feels like in twenty twenty three, you can't force
Speaker 1: somebody to be new anymore. You can't force nude people
Speaker 1: into the sauna with society come to I know, but
Speaker 1: don't you agree we used to have naked bungee jumping
Speaker 1: on the show. I know. Didn't it feel dated to
Speaker 1: be like, we're gonna put old people nude in here
Speaker 1: with you? Yeah? I mean I'm assuming they knew that
Speaker 1: was going to happen, right, Yeah, she looked shocked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the producers they cost those people. Yeah. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: also put them in the swana later in the hot tub,
Speaker 1: which they Some people kept tweeting us that they looked
Speaker 1: like Will Ferrell and Rachel Dredge, What a fuck, You're
Speaker 1: the ones who come in here nude and all aggressive.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking the question. And that's your one free pass,
Speaker 1: that's your birthday pass, old nudest, So then we have
Speaker 1: so then they go in. She had a good theory though,
Speaker 1: about all do you get the more nude you become.
Speaker 1: I respect her theory. That's true, because yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: remember being like a kid being the locker room like
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. And as I get older
Speaker 1: and older, I don't care either. I feel like my
Speaker 1: neighbors of all I am like, literally go down to
Speaker 1: the gym and the all blacks and bloody drawing their
Speaker 1: balls with a head drawing. Can I just say, cut
Speaker 1: this out? Okay, we're back. Um wow, that was an
Speaker 1: amazing story. It's pretty good, isn't it. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: That was if you were arrested, I know it's shocking,
Speaker 1: right So then um so then two nude people. Ariel
Speaker 1: was cute because she started giggling and she's like, I
Speaker 1: think I'm traumatized. Um, I like to get in Biddle's physicalities.
Speaker 1: But the aerial and Gabby both got jay leno chins,
Speaker 1: strong jaws. Gabby. Oh interesting, and they're the ones he's keeping. Right.
Speaker 1: You still got Gabby there? Right? Yeah, I've not noticed
Speaker 1: that he likes a brunette with a strong jaw. There
Speaker 1: you go. I like him too. I'm not getting into him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a strong jawed brunette is he's type. We think he
Speaker 1: makes a blot job brunette. That's the name of this
Speaker 1: episode that's looking for and jay Leonore shows up like Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: it's true. They both have great phone strikes share. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then and then she goes mom and dad, welcome,
Speaker 1: and then he goes you make me laugh. And then
Speaker 1: when she kisses, she grabs the face. She's she's a
Speaker 1: confident goaln She's like a face grabber. Have you noticed
Speaker 1: that she grabs his fish? She's like she does because
Speaker 1: she's the most confident person. Yeah, ever been on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like, that's like the move of like Ari. Ari
Speaker 1: was like a face grab like wall kisser. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then she grabbed the Cree's from the Traders. Ari the
Speaker 1: bachelor who will like swapped out and he was like,
Speaker 1: I pick you and then he was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I pick you. I went from Becca to yeah with Laurence.
Speaker 1: He's still with Lauren. You know what, they're cute. They
Speaker 1: actually are pretty cute together. And you like him from Actually,
Speaker 1: I will say his appearance on The Traders redeemed him
Speaker 1: for me as a person. Yeah, she was good. It
Speaker 1: was great. Also the UK and Australian version. You guys,
Speaker 1: I'm so deep in and I wanted a Dutch version
Speaker 1: on Peak. I gotta watch it. It's like you ever
Speaker 1: played the game mafia. Yeah, it's like that, but on
Speaker 1: it's it fun, yes, yes, but the UK, so the
Speaker 1: American version has reality stars in it, but the UK
Speaker 1: and Australian versions have just regular people who are all
Speaker 1: absolutely batshit and unhinged. Just regular people being like, I'm
Speaker 1: a psychic and then there's like another guy who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, so very bigot it against my people.
Speaker 1: The Australia, you would love the Australian version. We love
Speaker 1: our favorite version of the Bachelor franchises Australia, the best people.
Speaker 1: We've only stopped watching because we kick well in the
Speaker 1: Australian batches. So they got three batches now. But they
Speaker 1: got this one girl, very good looking, pretty girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's or you got a boyfriend and they found
Speaker 1: out and she's like this, do you have a problem,
Speaker 1: And she's wants that term and you're like to sleep
Speaker 1: with other people. Polyavorous we used to just cause the sluts.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I was a man horror her,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But now they've got a
Speaker 1: name for it. Was polyamorous back in the day anyway,
Speaker 1: so you're ready. I was a trial blazer, so she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I have a boyfriend, but he's fully
Speaker 1: supportive of me being on this show. And this guy's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking to find my wife's Australian. I'm looking to
Speaker 1: find your wife. And then he just he wants to
Speaker 1: have sex with her real bad. So he's kept her on.
Speaker 1: But she's opened up about the polyamorous business. What is
Speaker 1: she saying about it? She's just like, but that's my lifestyle,
Speaker 1: and like, why am I being judged for my preference?
Speaker 1: Yea king can't do this this day and age. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a genius tactic because that might not be
Speaker 1: true at all, but it is true that she's got
Speaker 1: a boyfriend and she's like, this is my way out
Speaker 1: of it. Ah, you can't, you can't. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: any kinks, Zach. He doesn't even know music. He loves
Speaker 1: the Cricket. He doesn't even know the band the Cakes.
Speaker 1: So that Ariel is nervous about us, and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: you have a very well put together image. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm nervous. I've been in so many relationships or
Speaker 1: I couldn't be myself. There were so many times where
Speaker 1: I could stopping myself and I keep like letting like
Speaker 1: myself sort of twist. Or I decided like I was
Speaker 1: losing myself and you make me feel like I'm in
Speaker 1: high school again. That's better. And she goes, you might
Speaker 1: be the best surprise yet. Um and she and then
Speaker 1: this was actually sweet her her one on one interview,
Speaker 1: and she said, I'm really tired of being alone. It
Speaker 1: felt very honest. I liked it, but there was sort
Speaker 1: of a She's like, so I've been so alone for
Speaker 1: so long. That gave him a dark place. Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 1: It's different from like, I've just been so lone's like,
Speaker 1: so she had someone, Yeah, she's just been alone. Well,
Speaker 1: she's been surrounded probably by like finance guys. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like talking super fast because they're cooked out. I
Speaker 1: bet she has like a time show in the Hampton's
Speaker 1: like summer house. Yeah, and like is around like Cookey
Speaker 1: finances more. Martha's been heard interesting. Oh wow, I's gonna
Speaker 1: go nan Tucket. But okay, similar energy. Interesting. She seems
Speaker 1: a little too upscale for the Hampton's stry to say
Speaker 1: sorry to say, okay, I'm here for it is, but likestination,
Speaker 1: I thought that's as far as you can go, well,
Speaker 1: there's a type of I feel like Hampton's are a
Speaker 1: little bit more flash here versus like the I don't
Speaker 1: even know what I'm talking about anymore. But Martha, I've
Speaker 1: watched way too much reality TV. Let's be real. It's
Speaker 1: because we've watch Summer House. Summer House, You're you're picturing Kyle, yes,
Speaker 1: versus but I am at Yeah, I like a Nantucket
Speaker 1: Martha's vineer type. Yeah. Okay. So then Charity pulls Kat
Speaker 1: aside and and she's like, I stand for what I did,
Speaker 1: and the Brooklyn's like I'm gonna join this. She's like,
Speaker 1: would you have done the same thing to Jess? And
Speaker 1: she's like, what are you talking about? She's like it's
Speaker 1: not fair, and um she's uh. Then she's like I
Speaker 1: cannot keep getting pushed down. I don't want to feel
Speaker 1: this way before talking to him. It's not fair. Um
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, just like how we felt before she
Speaker 1: went on the date. She's like, I just feel off.
Speaker 1: So then um, he pulls her aside. She's like, hizach
Speaker 1: and um he's like you seem He's like, how did
Speaker 1: you feel at the Witch? She seemed a little nervous
Speaker 1: or disconnected. You seemed like a little off and I
Speaker 1: just felt a little weird. And she's like, well, I
Speaker 1: just haven't been on a group date and it's hard,
Speaker 1: like I just I don't know. And he I thought
Speaker 1: he was gonna cut her. Yeah, she should have said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was off because the girls got mad at me
Speaker 1: because I kissed you before the date. Yeah. And and
Speaker 1: if she got in front of it, it'd have been
Speaker 1: fine for her because he kissed her back, like, he's
Speaker 1: kind of also in the wrong. He should have been like,
Speaker 1: this is really Gabby's time or whoever it was, uh, Charity,
Speaker 1: Charity's time, and no, I'll see you when I get back.
Speaker 1: But he's also in the wrong. And she should have
Speaker 1: done that, but she didn't do that, and now she's
Speaker 1: gonna have to deal with this. I think next episode,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna get her cut. I think so.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I don't think she's gonna go much further
Speaker 1: because she's starting to crack a little. And he hates
Speaker 1: any anything, He hates everything, any weakness. You can't handle
Speaker 1: any weakness. Um, so then he's like, I take every
Speaker 1: minute seriously. So then Charity's and tears and then um.
Speaker 1: And then they go into the rose ceremony and um,
Speaker 1: it gets down to Ali and Kat and he cuts
Speaker 1: Ali mile away and then um, we find out for
Speaker 1: sex Week there's going to be no sex. I believe
Speaker 1: we called it sex week sex X week? Who calls
Speaker 1: it sex week? Who do you think it's gonna be?
Speaker 1: Top two? And who do you think it's gonna win?
Speaker 1: And who do you think is to be Bachelorrette wells, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think Katie a top three top three? Okay, Katie's
Speaker 1: going to win hands down. Um. I also and I
Speaker 1: think that uh, Gab Gabby number two, and I think
Speaker 1: Charity number three, and I think Cat should be the bachelorette. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why why? Okay, there is a
Speaker 1: social contract that we sign up for when we do this,
Speaker 1: when you watch the show, and it has to be
Speaker 1: that the lead has to justify why all these people
Speaker 1: should be fawning over them. And she's she's starting to
Speaker 1: crack a little bit. But I do think that she
Speaker 1: is really, really pretty, and I think a lot of
Speaker 1: guys would be like, yes, I want to marry this.
Speaker 1: She's sexy and she's a nurse. Yes, And she also
Speaker 1: loves she's a good crier. She doesn't does not ugly cry.
Speaker 1: She's like good cries. Okay, oh no, I like it
Speaker 1: with an ugly crier the pine. Yeah all right, Jim,
Speaker 1: Who do you think top three? And who's bacheloret Gabby
Speaker 1: Katie and Ariel bachelorette Charity? Oh wow, I really I
Speaker 1: think that's right. I agree with that. You're right? Can
Speaker 1: you you don't think Ariel is making top three? Um? No,
Speaker 1: she's built for Paradise, man. Yeah, she's not gonna wear
Speaker 1: her Okay, what do you think, Tanna? Ariel's don't go
Speaker 1: into paradise. She's too classy for paradise. Yeah, she's not
Speaker 1: gonna be Katie up. We'll see one piece one piece
Speaker 1: down there. One piece is the new two piece, don't
Speaker 1: you know? Is that true? They all seem to be
Speaker 1: sounds like good, be more attractive a one piece, wouldn't it?
Speaker 1: Would you have a plunge? If you have a plunge,
Speaker 1: If you have a plunge, and like you have to
Speaker 1: show some ass and some cutouts. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of ass. You gotta get your ass skin tight now
Speaker 1: because the ass is out. We got we're gotting back
Speaker 1: the small asses, no big asses, but you have to
Speaker 1: keep the skin smooth and like God, I like just
Speaker 1: a nice small ass. No people are keeping the asses
Speaker 1: are in all right. I only got one as anyway,
Speaker 1: big feet, small ass. She loves. That's good, all right,
Speaker 1: doctor Banana, Who do you think the final three? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say just based off him saying that stuff to Gabby.
Speaker 1: I think Gabby is a strong contender to win, then
Speaker 1: Katie and then Ariel and then Charity. I think Cat's
Speaker 1: out next week, So who's who's who's getting cut? Who's
Speaker 1: not making the top three? Brooklyn? I think Charity's not
Speaker 1: making the top and she's gonna be bad for it,
Speaker 1: and I think she'll be bad all right, Katie. I
Speaker 1: agree completely with Wells. I think Katie's gonna win it,
Speaker 1: and then I think it'll be Arial and or no
Speaker 1: Starry an Ariel, Charity, no Charity, Abbey and then Charity
Speaker 1: and then the Bachelor. It will be. It'd be cool
Speaker 1: if it was Ariel. She seems like very smart and
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, but I kind of think it won't be.
Speaker 1: I kind of think Charity would be great. Yeah, Gabby.
Speaker 1: Gabby would be great. Gabby would be adorable, But I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I think Kat is like sexy like Jojo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and people would be like still be five almost, but
Speaker 1: he was Jojo season. That's where we met. Well yeah, judge,
Speaker 1: who still be five? Yeah? I wasn't JoJo's faith, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. You didn't have the kids. You didn't. They
Speaker 1: were not the sailing. Ye wasn't a good l for me.
Speaker 1: And that's right, we were wouldn't play. That was my
Speaker 1: first season. I haven't washed. You did win. You did win,
Speaker 1: though you want you beat everybody. Robbie Robbie, Robbie with
Speaker 1: his elf shoes getting out of the limo, his hair
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Speaker 1: He was like wearing mules getting out the Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, his like his like capri pants, his mules
Speaker 1: and his falcon hair. You won, ap all right, we're
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Speaker 1: here we go. All right, I'm gonna say a bunch.
Speaker 1: We're gonna narrow it down to two. Anne Marie McElroy
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Speaker 1: Zach Oh one time in my relationship. I forgot about
Speaker 1: my love of nickelback. Okay. This is from Corey Maiden's
Speaker 1: at Cree Maidens. Zach has kissed more women this season
Speaker 1: that I have in my entire adult life, and he's
Speaker 1: still visibly terrible at it okay, then here we go.
Speaker 1: This is from um Corey Maidens at Korey Maiden's. Zach
Speaker 1: can't handle conflict with women because it involves his two
Speaker 1: least favorite things, conflict ed women. Um um um okay,
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Speaker 1: There's one more that was really funny to me, um
Speaker 1: Rebecca at Elegant Top Talk. Zach had the audacity to
Speaker 1: bully our wounded bird just out of the cocktail hour
Speaker 1: while wearing an untook it. Okay, there's one more in
Speaker 1: here that made me laugh, well Rebecca at Elliott Croptalk.
Speaker 1: Zach's emotional abuse in his last relationship was that he
Speaker 1: was scared to admit to Rachel that he loved hoobastang.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, here we go. All right, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna do our final two. What are your top two?
Speaker 1: I like the conflict and women and Nickelback and Nickelback okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. And Marie McElroy at a m McElroy charity.
Speaker 1: I was emotionally abused, Zach Oh one time in my relationship,
Speaker 1: I forgot about my love of Nickelback and Corey Maiden's
Speaker 1: at Corey Maiden's. Zach can't handle conflict with women because
Speaker 1: it involves his two least favorite things conflict and women,
Speaker 1: conflict and women or Nickelback conflict the moment, I agree, Tanna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Nickelback. Okay, you are you are the winner.
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Speaker 1: Za can't handle a confliquent with women because it also
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Speaker 1: two of my faves. What would you like to promote?
Speaker 1: I just got me special at and uh, I mean
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Speaker 1: in New York in April? Do you want to come
Speaker 1: to our live show at the Bellhouse. I think Lance
Speaker 1: Bass is going to be there. Bani, what day? It's
Speaker 1: April fifteenth, It's Saturday night. Maybe it'd be so fun. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're also doing a show at Union Hall the night before,
Speaker 1: Brian and I. You can come play with us. That'd
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Speaker 1: We have two live shows, it'd be it's a camp.
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Speaker 1: out of contact, the worst things that I've ever been
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Speaker 1: play with us. Okay, okay, good, okay, all right, and
Speaker 1: that's true. You can come see us live at Union
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Speaker 1: a Saturday night, we're gonna be doing a live show
Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse. I think Lance bass is gonna be there,
Speaker 1: Brian's gonna be there. Margaret and Joe from Real House
Speaker 1: Life in New Jersey. Maybe wells Adams being told that's great.
Speaker 1: Have you played Bellhouse? You probably do like Madison Square
Speaker 1: to Arden that I did the small room Madison Squad.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the main thing. I did the three
Speaker 1: thousand City of the Loft bit. Okay, well, Billy Joel
Speaker 1: was in the big room. Okay, all right. Well if
Speaker 1: it's no Madison Square Garden, but it is where a
Speaker 1: lot of Netflix specials are filmed. It's a great venue
Speaker 1: out in Brooklyn. Bellhouse. We love it, Um, Katie and
Speaker 1: anything you want to say. Um. Check out our Patreon.
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