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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving. Hello, Yeah, Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Mike Talks. Yeah, this is see Mike. My name

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Speaker 1: is Christian. I'm calling from get my Crapback dot Com.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Um? Fine? Thanks? Who's this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Christian and I'm calling from getmcrapback dot Com.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing it sounds like you've never heard of us

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Speaker 1: get my Crapback dot Com. Yes, No, I haven't. I no. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well we help you. Yes, you can help me. I

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Speaker 1: was actually hired by your ex girlfriend Kimberly to call you. What. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and we try to keep this as non confrontational as possible. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You guys broke up about a month ago, right, yeah?

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Speaker 1: About yeah? Yeah, Well, Kimberly found us online and paid

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Speaker 1: twenty nine dollars in ninety nine cents to hire us

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Speaker 1: to make this call because she wants her crap back.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is unbelievable to me, Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yes, I'm serious. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people do this though. They don't have to talk

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Speaker 1: to the ahle who has their stuff, so they hire

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Speaker 1: a party. Well, I'm just saying a lot of people

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Speaker 1: hire us. Since we're a party, that's not like mixed

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Speaker 1: up in the whole thing. We can just go in

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Speaker 1: and ask for a stuff back and pick it up

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Speaker 1: from you. So we need to get some We need

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Speaker 1: to get some items back from you. Items? What items? Well,

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Speaker 1: the first thing on the list that I have in

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Speaker 1: front of me is a gray hoodie that said pink

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Speaker 1: on it. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you need to write this stuff down, sweetie? Or

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Speaker 1: did you call me sweetie? Yeah? Do you need to

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Speaker 1: write it down? Or do you know what I'm talking about? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Well, she'll need that back.

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Speaker 1: She also said she left her blow dryer and some

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Speaker 1: hair products there. Do you still have those? No? You can?

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Speaker 1: You know what you and tell her I threw those out? Actually,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you what I threw it out? Tell Kimberly,

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Speaker 1: I threw out her stuff. Are you serious? You threw

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Speaker 1: out the hoodie and the hair products are just the

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Speaker 1: hair products, which one I can't believe I'm having this

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Speaker 1: conversation with you. I threw out the hair products. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so fine, I can't get the hair products back, but

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Speaker 1: I mean I need to get this sweater back. And

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Speaker 1: then also there's Paul the cat. The cat is my cat. Um,

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Speaker 1: that is my cat. Hear me? I had that cat

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Speaker 1: way before I started dating, or had for like five

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Speaker 1: years before. Where is this coming from? Seriously, where's coming from?

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Speaker 1: You call me and you say you want all the shack?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? It's not it's crap. It's called get your

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Speaker 1: crapback dot com rap crap. Fine, she wants your crap back.

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Speaker 1: She could have her crap back. But that is my cat.

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Speaker 1: I adopted that cat. She has no right to take

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Speaker 1: my godiously, no wonder she broke up with you. Listen,

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Speaker 1: you're such a excuse me? Yeah, seriously, like you're getting

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Speaker 1: so worked up over a cat. Just give her the cat?

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Speaker 1: How dare you call me? What's your name? Well? Do

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Speaker 1: you hear yourself? Like? How upset you're getting over a

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Speaker 1: cat itself? Yeah? I can actually can you hear yourself?

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Speaker 1: You just call people and do this. Well, Like, maybe

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Speaker 1: if you were getting this upset about a dog, I

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Speaker 1: could understand it. But you're a guy and you're getting

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Speaker 1: this upset about a cat. Yeah, oh my god. You

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna call your manager. How about that?

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised she dumped you. Seriously, Like, do you

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Speaker 1: cry after sex too? What you talking about? I just

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Speaker 1: picture you, like laying in bed after you guys have

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Speaker 1: been intimate with each other, crying and stroking your cat

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Speaker 1: like a little girl. Oh yeah, yeah, can you picture

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Speaker 1: my foot up your Yeah? I can, yes, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: yes I can. Seriously, she didn't say you were a

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Speaker 1: sweet talker. Oh my god, this is ridiculous. She's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Like you just call people. This is what you do

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Speaker 1: for a living. You just call people an annoy the

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Speaker 1: shout of it? Yeah? Do you just accept calls and

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Speaker 1: then make people horny? What are you talking about? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Tom set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said that he wanted to cheer you

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Speaker 1: up after a breakup. Oh my god. That was crazy. Seriously, though,

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Speaker 1: you need to give her crap back, Okay, weak up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties point five