Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week Trend edition,
Speaker 1: A pretty soggy week Trend edition. Here Monday mornings, Sager's Town.
Speaker 1: I am Jack. That is miles for soggy, both of
Speaker 1: the locations where we live under flash flood warnings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I feel like most of the.
Speaker 1: City is yeah yeah, yeah, and uh, you know us
Speaker 1: being resourceful, you know, men who work with our hands.
Speaker 3: Yep, exactly, this ship under control.
Speaker 2: Ye threw up some pipeline down there on the roadside
Speaker 2: to keep the pipeline all the way out my vector. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna want that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want that flow off your vector, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I look at that where the soggy bottom boys,
Speaker 2: because we've absolutely pissed ourselves.
Speaker 3: And used yeah my job.
Speaker 1: I wake up, you know a couple of times during
Speaker 1: the night and look out at the road until a
Speaker 1: car goes by, and if it's driving and not floating,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Babe, bro good, it's uh. I mean yeah. For people
Speaker 2: who don't know, there's it's called the fucking Pineapple Express,
Speaker 2: I guess is what we're doing. The Spheric River. Yeah,
Speaker 2: coming up, coming up, down from the Hawaiian Islands area
Speaker 2: down there. They said something like the amount of water
Speaker 2: that's being dumped is like the equivalent of like all
Speaker 2: of the water in the Mississippi River.
Speaker 3: The Mississippi, Yeah, Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Angeles, the arid desert of California.
Speaker 1: And you know how dramatic we are about any weather,
Speaker 1: like we oh, yeah, we'll call an event for you know,
Speaker 1: my kids school is rained out currently.
Speaker 2: Why is it rained out because of damage done to
Speaker 2: the school? Like they're like, oh, man, like it's like
Speaker 2: everything's just flooded or there's no just like we.
Speaker 1: Don't you know how to operate, but when there's when
Speaker 1: there's water on the road, and I mean our school
Speaker 1: is not the only one, like the other big school
Speaker 1: in our neighborhood also uh canceled classes today. So uh
Speaker 1: it's fun though, you know, our kids didn't really have
Speaker 1: the experience of snow days up to this point, so
Speaker 1: it was fun to like break the news to them
Speaker 1: last night the right classes.
Speaker 3: They were like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: They're like, it's so rainy that everyone that that everyone's
Speaker 2: become lazy and fearful. I was asking, or you know,
Speaker 2: her Majesty grew up on the East Coast, and we
Speaker 2: were talking about like snow days and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and I was just thinking of, like I only had
Speaker 2: one time, Okay, I only school only like shut down
Speaker 2: twice because of something the earth did. One time there
Speaker 2: was a store when I was in first grade, and
Speaker 2: that was because my my school was so poorly built,
Speaker 2: like the like my classroom, like where the first grade
Speaker 2: classes were, they just like there was a leak and
Speaker 2: like just flooded, like it just became like unusable. So
Speaker 2: that's why I missed it. The other time was the
Speaker 2: north Ridge quake in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Other than that, net fucking school always fucking happened.
Speaker 3: You're going to school, asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's why I grew up on the like
Speaker 1: in a lot of places, a lot of different places,
Speaker 1: but they were generally like on that like midpoint between
Speaker 1: the North and you know, like Mason Dixon Adjace, and
Speaker 1: so they were places that would get a lot of
Speaker 1: snow like every other year and we're just like woefully
Speaker 1: unprepared for it.
Speaker 3: And so like I had in Dayton.
Speaker 1: When I lived in Dayton, we had like a week
Speaker 1: straight just off school from it was pretty wild. Like
Speaker 1: I still remember, like every night we would like sit
Speaker 1: by the radio as they now school closings.
Speaker 2: It's so like by the radio. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I even got my kids to do. I remembered
Speaker 1: from like when I was in kindergarten and had a
Speaker 1: snow day. We like did platt we did we like
Speaker 1: did at home school with our like stuffed animals. And
Speaker 1: I suggested that to my kids and it it worked. It,
Speaker 1: you know, knocked out fifteen minutes this morning of them
Speaker 1: teaching their stuffed animals before they dropped a lego and
Speaker 1: all hell broke loose again.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I've made that my overrated before. But fucking
Speaker 3: legos man.
Speaker 4: Well then let's let's see. Let's let's get into it.
Speaker 3: I like the I like the toys that don't break
Speaker 3: into a thousand pieces. We need to drop them.
Speaker 2: That's why I played with cinder blocks.
Speaker 3: Should we tell the people something we think is under rated?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it all right, So my under I
Speaker 1: guess we were all underrating the spookiness of deer. Hmmm,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, So get Out has a spooky deer,
Speaker 1: and I think that really has been influential because I
Speaker 1: don't know if you watch Leave the World Behind, but
Speaker 1: that has like a flock herd of deer that like
Speaker 1: just like and then Night Country The New True opens
Speaker 1: with a like deer behaving spookily. I think it's because
Speaker 1: they're an animal that we think of as like fairly docile,
Speaker 1: and then to have like have you ever had the
Speaker 1: experience of a squirrel running at you and steve away
Speaker 1: from you?
Speaker 3: And it's like really.
Speaker 2: Fucking under Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what where we are with deer.
Speaker 1: It's just the idea of a deer not running away
Speaker 1: from you is scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think also just to see a deer
Speaker 2: do anything other than just like poke its head up
Speaker 2: from like a like some meadow grass and like hm mmm,
Speaker 2: anything beyond that, like any sort of aggression or even
Speaker 2: fucking hard to breathe. If a deer was like I'd
Speaker 2: be like you doing it's like sorry, I was running
Speaker 2: kind of breath and I'm like, oh, man just got
Speaker 2: one arm up on a car holding up his other links.
Speaker 2: Man took a chuck out of my ass anyway, sorry,
Speaker 2: gotta Yeah. I think it's just because yeah, I think
Speaker 2: we're just also served like such a sanitized view of
Speaker 2: nature all the time, where it's like unless they're just
Speaker 2: like posing, then you're freaking me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think it's a combination of like we
Speaker 1: recognize that the laws of nature have like flipped in
Speaker 1: some ways that that are like threatening, you know, like
Speaker 1: with with regards to climate. I also think that this
Speaker 1: is a secretly a YouTube driven phenomenon because there are
Speaker 1: videos of deer that are like stalking people.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those? Like deer that just get
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The explanation in the YouTube video, which I'm guessing is
Speaker 1: not very scientific, is like this deer is really horny
Speaker 1: for this woman, Like I think there's like something something
Speaker 1: wrong with the deer or something, and it just like
Speaker 1: keeps following the person around, and it's like there the second,
Speaker 1: like the deer is coming at you instead of otherwise,
Speaker 1: like it really like gives me shivers.
Speaker 2: It's it's interesting because I'm like, you search deer stalking
Speaker 2: and You're like it's the Scottish pastime of old and
Speaker 2: I'm like, huh my hat, bro, where I get this
Speaker 2: cool hat?
Speaker 3: The uh?
Speaker 1: And then there's some like cool just like deer like
Speaker 1: crashing into a bus, like jumping through a bus.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those and just like going berserker. Those are yeah
Speaker 1: power Anyways.
Speaker 2: The other thing that's also metal is when you see
Speaker 2: like those when they have like the horns their antlers,
Speaker 2: like when like males get their antlers locked and one
Speaker 2: dies in battle, dude, and then they just have a
Speaker 2: fucking head like a fucking decomposing skull attacked like locked
Speaker 2: into their antlers. What. Yes, it's the thing that can happen, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because one of the fucking deer will succumb in the
Speaker 2: fucking antler battle. And then if they get locked up,
Speaker 2: the guys like all right, well I guess you're just
Speaker 2: coming with me, and somehow you'll see them like where
Speaker 2: like they actually it's like hard for them to move
Speaker 2: because they have like they're dragging.
Speaker 1: Because they have a body. Yeah that sounds you know,
Speaker 1: good in theory, fun in theory. But then you got
Speaker 1: to drag a body around by your antlers. Yeah, nobody
Speaker 1: likes that.
Speaker 3: What uh? What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Mile one? Something I think is under Yeah, deer antler,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's wild, dude, It's its most fucking metal
Speaker 2: ship when you're like, oh this this is my Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just a deer's head, like the deer that you
Speaker 2: vanquished had, just like staring you in the eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and again, I don't know if it's deer or.
Speaker 4: Moves. Look, man, I'm not a man.
Speaker 3: I can tell you the difference.
Speaker 4: Like I could look at weed and tell you if
Speaker 4: it's into cursativa. Okay, but this a little bit harder.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's underrated.
Speaker 2: Fucking kids snacks they are the ultimate. They're the easiest
Speaker 2: thing to fucking eat. Oh my god, So you know,
Speaker 2: full disclosure, the guys child had We had a little
Speaker 2: birthday Mark Jack came through the family and many other
Speaker 2: people the show, family, friends, everybody.
Speaker 3: I got some QT.
Speaker 1: But with the QT the number one official QT of
Speaker 1: l as the child And so, uh.
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to do when, like I feel
Speaker 2: like you can't show a baby a new like more
Speaker 2: than one gift every two days or they have they'll
Speaker 2: be completely fucking overwhelmed. Yeah. Yeah, we got them like
Speaker 2: an inflatable, like his uncle got him like an inflatable,
Speaker 2: like little rhinoceros like kind of bounce around on. We
Speaker 2: showed him that and like another like really simple tool.
Speaker 2: He was like oh uh yeah and just went for
Speaker 2: like a balloon.
Speaker 3: Especially at that age, they're just like they don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too grateful, I think is the word that's
Speaker 1: grue that that was actually my overdo.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so I bought a bunch of kids snacks
Speaker 2: and ship because like I have a lot of friends
Speaker 2: with kids and things like that, you gotta obviously have
Speaker 2: the spread there for the kids to snack on. Some
Speaker 2: of these things, the little the Annie's not the cheddar bunnies,
Speaker 2: but the birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Cake Graham cracker bunnies, Yo, so good yo. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: it should be illegal.
Speaker 2: And there's part of me too that was like I had,
Speaker 2: you know, like I need a little sweet thing like
Speaker 2: at night after dinner, and I was like, okay, should
Speaker 2: I have like an ice cream bar or something? And
Speaker 2: I just looked for some reason, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this thing one hundred and thirty calories in a little bag,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, this is health food. So
Speaker 2: I ate three yeah, three bags. It didn't work out
Speaker 2: that bit wanted to, but between that the little I
Speaker 2: always eat like the baby's little yogurt bites like yogis.
Speaker 1: Like I took a whole like family sized bag or
Speaker 1: bike from the party.
Speaker 2: No, you you tried to be modest. You're like, I've
Speaker 2: seen a couple. I'm like, dude, fucking just take the
Speaker 2: fucking bag. It's unopened, and I'm trying to get home from.
Speaker 3: The little like taking a box of cereal from someone's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that big. That's how baller, hey Jack, that's how
Speaker 2: baller my parties.
Speaker 3: Hey man, that's right, man.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just take off that whole bag before
Speaker 2: you And you're like, I was like, yeah, your kids
Speaker 2: will like him. You're like, right, yes, my my kids
Speaker 2: to eat these exclusively on their own. But yeah, like
Speaker 2: the yogurt things, I'm just I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 2: a fan of I think I have again a child's
Speaker 2: palate at times, and it really agrees with me.
Speaker 4: And it's like the textures are fun with the yogurt anyway.
Speaker 1: So I gotta tell you, man, on the way home
Speaker 1: from the party, I was mixing the birthday cake bunnies
Speaker 1: with the yogurt bites and wonderful mixture.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, And I realized how much it looked. Those
Speaker 2: birthday cake bunnies were a hit because in like the
Speaker 2: thirty six pack of things, it was mostly the birthday
Speaker 2: cake bunnies that were gone.
Speaker 4: People were like, man, fucking Cheddar bunnies.
Speaker 2: The fuck out my face, the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Sorry started the Cheddar bunny.
Speaker 3: But you know we liked you better when you were
Speaker 3: called goldfish.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we took probably most birthak my family came through.
Speaker 1: We showed up like an hour late, just took all
Speaker 1: the snacks and left.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I was wondering what your kids
Speaker 2: had in those garbage bags they were leaving. I was like,
Speaker 2: party favor and then her mask. He's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: think they're just cleaning up. They're such well behaved kids.
Speaker 2: I might yeah, cleaned the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a couple of those gifts.
Speaker 1: Man. Uh, I'll give you back a couple. They're not
Speaker 1: really great for five and seven year olds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also like your kids only won, like so
Speaker 2: probably my kids can probably hang on to it for
Speaker 2: a little bit longer before your kids be able to
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just break it in for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my overrated I mean, the legos like it, but
Speaker 1: I think I've done that before, because it's just a
Speaker 1: whole weekend of anger frustration. Because with other toys, if
Speaker 1: my five year old plays with my seven year old's toy,
Speaker 1: is just like that happened and it's over with and
Speaker 1: they forget about it and it's no big deal. But like,
Speaker 1: he tried to play with this thing that my seven
Speaker 1: year old spent like three days putting together, and like
Speaker 1: the fucking like one side of it broke off, and
Speaker 1: it's just yeah, I don't know, it's like a booby trap, angst.
Speaker 1: It's just a booby trap for like arguments and fights.
Speaker 1: My other overrated people always talk about how easy it
Speaker 1: is to steal candy from a baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's bullshit, man. I know.
Speaker 1: Look, I yes, I got to hold the guys child
Speaker 1: for the first time. We got along RaRo until we didn't.
Speaker 3: They're like little burglar alarms.
Speaker 1: Man. They they of all the people in the world
Speaker 1: to steal candy from baby's care the most, they are
Speaker 1: not easy to I'm gonna say stealing candy from me
Speaker 1: wouldn't be probably the easiest. Like it's like stealing candy
Speaker 1: from Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Stealing candy from a non confrontational person. You know, it's
Speaker 2: like that is exactly what you are. There's no a
Speaker 2: baby will candy. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah I guess if yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. Yeah, I probably shouldn't even eat those anyway, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not good for me.
Speaker 1: I was looking for an excuse not to eat it
Speaker 1: and also looking for excuse not to have a confrontation.
Speaker 2: So you actually helped me. So yeah, banks, babies, they
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Man. They will make you look like a fool again
Speaker 3: when you're trying to steal candy out of them.
Speaker 2: Not grateful.
Speaker 1: So anyways, but what wonderful time, great to meet the
Speaker 1: geist child.
Speaker 2: Overrated is our understanding of or at least Angelino's understanding
Speaker 2: of weather at all? What any of it means? What
Speaker 2: what the risks are? Like you were saying, Jack, I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people got the like You're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, fucking amber alert or something. It's you know,
Speaker 2: it's fucking flash. You're in a character code fucking red
Speaker 2: flash flood thing. And in my mind, I'm expecting like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I again, I don't know what the
Speaker 2: thing is. I don't know what the fuck to expect.
Speaker 2: When I see that, yeah, and I'm like, and I
Speaker 2: remember I'm just telling my in laws are in town.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, there's everything okay. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's catcher Co.
Speaker 4: Write as a flash flood thing is gonna happen.
Speaker 2: To be yeah, like just a They're like, what does
Speaker 2: that even mean. I'm like, I don't know. They had
Speaker 2: to go research, like actually scientifically what is happening with
Speaker 2: flash floods, And because we are in an arid and
Speaker 2: also very highly paved urbanized area that the water just
Speaker 2: at eventually a certain certain point just has nowhere to go,
Speaker 2: nowhere to seep to, and then we get it in
Speaker 2: the form of these floods. But in my mind, like
Speaker 2: to your point, Jack, I kept being like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go out on the street and see if those fucking
Speaker 2: fire trucks are washed away yet, and no, uh, And
Speaker 2: it's mostly really bad in areas like I think right
Speaker 2: now in LA, like the hill hillish areas are now
Speaker 2: hellish with like you know, MUDs level, MUDs lines and
Speaker 2: things like that. Yeah, the fucking amount of water pumping
Speaker 2: through there, but intense. But yeah, I definitely overrated what
Speaker 2: my own understanding was for things too. When I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: you can't drive through that, Like I've seen videos on
Speaker 2: YouTube where people drive through there and then they're like
Speaker 2: like the whole mantra in LA has been like turn around,
Speaker 2: don't drown, and you're right.
Speaker 4: What from that, I'm I'm I'm a bit ignorant when
Speaker 4: it comes to that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, my wife drove to work this morning, made
Speaker 1: it fine.
Speaker 3: So you know it's the it's.
Speaker 4: A cyber truck, dude. That ship's made for this kind
Speaker 4: of thing.
Speaker 3: Bulletproof first of all, the first thing we tested.
Speaker 2: Once you get it.
Speaker 1: We've been flipping those bad boys man making a cool
Speaker 1: eighty k each.
Speaker 2: Time, flipping cyber trucks.
Speaker 3: Actually know somebody who's doing.
Speaker 2: That, flipping cyber trucks because.
Speaker 3: They are like so trendy.
Speaker 1: They are actually like it's like a fucking pair of Jordan's,
Speaker 1: but like on a scale of you know, they're yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going for like double the sticker price, so people
Speaker 1: are just buying them and fucking selling them.
Speaker 3: What crazy fuck?
Speaker 1: Uh Dudel grindset Bro that's a guy convinced me I
Speaker 1: was losing money on it, so he offered me a
Speaker 1: third offer.
Speaker 3: Hand fuck.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back and uh talk about some other fads that
Speaker 1: are now sweeping the world, including the app and Apple
Speaker 1: Vision Pruss, the Apple Vision Props, Apple a vision processor
Speaker 1: appen Vision Pross. We'll be right back, and we're back,
Speaker 1: and the app and Vision Pross is here us. Apple
Speaker 1: Vision pro has entered the public domain, yes, so to speak.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't tell.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that a lot of these videos of
Speaker 1: people using them in public were like YouTube and TikTok influencers.
Speaker 2: A lot of people who were like, there's some people
Speaker 2: who were doing sort of like you know, good faith
Speaker 2: reviews obviously, like you know, Marcus Brownlee and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But they're also like a ton of people who were
Speaker 2: just like content makers who have a lot of disposable
Speaker 2: cash and were clearly like, dude, when that shit drops,
Speaker 2: we got to make like seven thousand videos acting a
Speaker 2: fucking dumbass with it. And yeah, there's I mean, I
Speaker 2: think it's a mix of things. Like the things that
Speaker 2: I think got the most attention were obviously the ones
Speaker 2: that were the wildest shit, Like a dude who was
Speaker 2: wearing the Vision pro headset and then in his teslaon autopilot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just to be like I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 2: you or me.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I think that video ended with like the cops
Speaker 2: pulling him over. And then there was another one of
Speaker 2: like dudes trying to eat in a restaurant with them on.
Speaker 2: Another was like there's a dude just navigating New York
Speaker 2: City like going on the train and shit, going through
Speaker 2: the subway station with the headset on. It's just like sure.
Speaker 2: It was just like one of those things that was
Speaker 2: really unremarkable. I saw a couple videos of like someone
Speaker 2: who was actually being like this is me watching NBA
Speaker 2: League Pass, like I got five games.
Speaker 3: Like how someone would actually use this.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, rather than being like we're gonna go to
Speaker 2: this dim sum restaurant drunk with Apple Vision pro headsets on,
Speaker 2: like okay, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, using it in public seems so wild to me.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's I'm sorry, there's no fucking other word. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Like there are.
Speaker 3: People there are a video.
Speaker 1: I don't know if these were influencers, but there was
Speaker 1: like a guy using it on the subway just like yeah,
Speaker 1: look like he was like returning emails or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that was a real guy, but it just.
Speaker 2: I yeah, regardless of a fat guy was genuinely doing
Speaker 2: it or not, just the sight of it in public
Speaker 2: is like.
Speaker 1: Cool, it's grotesque, it really is, Like I mean, so
Speaker 1: the thing about the experience of using it is that
Speaker 1: it is like super high dep Like the cameras are
Speaker 1: such that it your vision is like very good, right,
Speaker 1: Obviously they're like you know, icons in front of whatever
Speaker 1: you're looking at, and there's a chance that you're like
Speaker 1: returning email instead of looking at the road that you're driving.
Speaker 1: But like you can see extremely well if you want to.
Speaker 1: The problem is that you look like you're wearing a
Speaker 1: fucking blindfold. Like yeah, it's just like that seems to
Speaker 1: be the main issue for me that like I I
Speaker 1: object to on just like moral grounds of like just
Speaker 1: wearing the only place you can wear this is at home.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing it at home, Like whether or not, like
Speaker 1: you can see the people around you. It looks like
Speaker 1: like it's just so it would be so isolating to
Speaker 1: like be in a room with someone with that on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was one thing that a lot of
Speaker 2: people like who were reviewing it were like, it's really cool,
Speaker 2: It's like, but I can't get over how weird it
Speaker 2: is to have this thick piece of hardware separating myself
Speaker 2: and like my lived reality, right, and like trying to
Speaker 2: interact like as a thing. Like we're like I'm going
Speaker 2: to use my computer and put it on then sure,
Speaker 2: like whatever, but like in trying to do these other things,
Speaker 2: it just felt a little bit like I don't know
Speaker 2: if I can move past like having to put a
Speaker 2: fucking tiny helmet on my face to get me the day.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it's off putting and it just
Speaker 2: it looks like antisocial and the price.
Speaker 4: Tag is prohibitive for most people.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's an impressive piece of hardware and technology,
Speaker 2: but it's just not. It's just not doing the thing
Speaker 2: that all the like revolutionary Apple products did, which was
Speaker 2: like being like the obvious answer to the technological question
Speaker 2: you haven't even thought to ask yet, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? And this feels like face computer, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: do I need face computer too much?
Speaker 3: Face computer? We tried.
Speaker 2: We called people who wore Google glass fucking glassholes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So there's like there's that sort of perceptual obstacle to overcome,
Speaker 2: and I just think there's just not like that use
Speaker 2: case for it yet. Yes, but I have a feeling
Speaker 2: it's probably like one killer fucking app away from people
Speaker 2: being like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's viral video of like someone cool wearing it,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna be in. But like I truly
Speaker 1: like every time I look at it, like my bones
Speaker 1: whisper asshole in my mind, like back to you know,
Speaker 1: it's just like the asshole vibes. Is it because you're
Speaker 1: given off by somebody wearing it? Is it because of
Speaker 1: the cost and how.
Speaker 3: Stupid you look.
Speaker 1: It's like you're paying so much to be so elf centered,
Speaker 1: you know, and you're just like so like, do not
Speaker 1: give a fuck about anybody around you.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me. Here's a mortgage payment on my face.
Speaker 1: And my favorite tweet for the WEEKND was early on
Speaker 1: at Quaker Ana tweeted, yay, new kind of guy to
Speaker 1: rob because the guy of the guy wearing it in
Speaker 1: the New York City subway, you I.
Speaker 2: Can't, you know, you know, Sid You're gonna get that
Speaker 2: shit snatched off your fucking face. I just don't. We're
Speaker 2: just in a time even be illegal, Like that's how
Speaker 2: I know it should be. Like, I mean yeah, like
Speaker 2: they have the cop show up, They're like what happened?
Speaker 2: They're like, I was wearing an Apple Vision for like
Speaker 2: on the fucking bus. Bro Okay, I gotta go man.
Speaker 2: Actually I have to write you a shake it for
Speaker 2: being a dick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Another trend that's sweeping the nation is Subway's foot
Speaker 1: long cook Yeah, this seems about.
Speaker 2: We talked about it when it first came out. I
Speaker 2: think you were gone the day we talked about it
Speaker 2: on trends. Yeah, but we were like we were. We
Speaker 2: were discussing the merits of their three their foot long
Speaker 2: offerings that they've put in front of people, or churo
Speaker 2: a pretzel and the cookie. Yeah, and the cookie seems
Speaker 2: to be the.
Speaker 3: Absolute runaway winnershit.
Speaker 2: Of it all. Fucking what's crazy? It's five do a
Speaker 2: five dollars long, five five.
Speaker 1: Dollars foot long depression Yeah, one forty calories. Reviews have
Speaker 1: called it a floppy, sleeping bag of flour and oil
Speaker 1: that somehow doesn't have enough flavor.
Speaker 3: That's mean.
Speaker 1: That's uh. That is from mass Live, So I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's like a local Massachusetts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think that's like one of those like website.
Speaker 2: It's that they like there's an equivalent in every state
Speaker 2: or town and they all run the same story. It's
Speaker 2: get network of just fronts to make you feel like
Speaker 2: there's local news.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard only good things it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I this speaks to me. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to speak to me, but it does.
Speaker 1: It whispers from my bones, eat me. It does not
Speaker 1: say anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not from apple Vision crow, a vision crow, apple
Speaker 2: Vision pro app Vision pros vision Crow had you saying, asshole.
Speaker 4: But the foot long cookie, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean the normal cookie is good, are good?
Speaker 3: That's just little toaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, a foot long cookie, it's just I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna break it up in fucking thirds or
Speaker 2: fourths and you're not gonna catch me being like, let
Speaker 2: me hold it like a fucking bag at.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's wild.
Speaker 1: It's been become so popular that they had to remove
Speaker 1: the foot long cookie from the app after unexpected demand.
Speaker 1: According to the company, they've sold more than three point
Speaker 1: five million Sidekicksnacks since January twenty two, and the pretzel
Speaker 1: and truro are still available on the app, so presumably
Speaker 1: the majority of those purchases have been the giant cookie
Speaker 1: shaped cropt for help.
Speaker 2: I've heard the pretzel and churo are like in a
Speaker 2: draw for the shitty, the shittiest one, Like they're not good.
Speaker 2: No one's been like damn. The Churro's not like people
Speaker 2: are sleeping on the true people sleeping on pretzel. It's
Speaker 2: more it's like, I don't know, Yeah, it's a churo.
Speaker 2: It's fine, depending on what time of day you get it.
Speaker 2: And the pretzels like I've had Auntie Anne's pretzels so great?
Speaker 2: Do I need it?
Speaker 3: I mean a foot long Auntie Enn's pretzel. I'm not mad,
Speaker 3: to be honest.
Speaker 2: When I see I want to fucking hit somebody with it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, like something a childish urge takes
Speaker 2: over me. And if I had a pretzel that was
Speaker 2: like a foot long, I would fucking just swing that
Speaker 2: shit at somebody.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I whip it around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, A writer jam was Quit pointing out that these
Speaker 1: are basically like phallic reinterpretations of existing foods. The Tureau
Speaker 1: was always this though, I think Tureau was always that
Speaker 1: just a foot long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like I don't know, you know, bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just seems like that is there is Like
Speaker 1: I know, Freud is not like popular anymore. He's like
Speaker 1: gone out of fashion and academic circles, but he really
Speaker 1: nailed it with like the dick obsession. Just like, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like this would be one of the first
Speaker 1: things that aliens would like come down and be like, wait,
Speaker 1: everything you're eating, Like even like bananas and corn on
Speaker 1: the cob were not originally shaped like that. We had
Speaker 1: to like farmers had to specifically breed them to look
Speaker 1: like big dicks.
Speaker 2: Wait, what did a banana look like before?
Speaker 3: It was just like kind of a sad little dick.
Speaker 2: I guess, like like kind of how like a like
Speaker 2: a smaller plantain kind of looks. And now it's just
Speaker 2: a massive, pallast floppy fucking bananas. Yeah, higher yield, man.
Speaker 2: They're probably using the cover being like no, I just
Speaker 2: get bigger yields and like me while they are like.
Speaker 3: Dude, make it look more like a case of why
Speaker 3: your fucking hot dogs look like that?
Speaker 1: I like the aliens would come down and they would
Speaker 1: be like embarrassed for us, Like on top of Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're doing their own planet and they're eating floppy turo dicks.
Speaker 2: I don't know these people. They've lost the plot. But yeah,
Speaker 2: let us know. If you got the foot long cookie,
Speaker 2: is it super floppy? Does it depend on you know,
Speaker 2: because some subways they they do it better than others.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: That's that's how it is with franchise.
Speaker 1: Five man, they really got my ass with that one.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't think of foot long without the
Speaker 1: five dollars foot long.
Speaker 2: But it's one of those things too. It's so clever,
Speaker 2: it's so ingrained in your brain that you go and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh right, this shit ain't five dollars no more, No,
Speaker 2: it's dollars.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: We'll take one more break and we'll come back. We'll
Speaker 1: talk box office, we'll talk SNL all of that plenty more,
Speaker 1: and we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 1: Quick check in with the box office. Our Gyle was
Speaker 1: the number one movie at the box office this weekend
Speaker 1: and also not real unbafo not botho bo for our
Speaker 1: Guyle made thirty five point three million globally, which it
Speaker 1: reportedly costs between two hundred million and two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty million to make?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Is it like a very effects heavy film?
Speaker 3: I don't know. That price tag shocked me.
Speaker 1: Like when I saw the trailer, so much about this
Speaker 1: trailer confusing, I was like, why are they going so
Speaker 1: hard on this movie that doesn't seem to like have
Speaker 1: a real premise beyond like the premise of a lot
Speaker 1: of like meta movies where it's like this person is
Speaker 1: a writer. Like there's like three eighties movies with this
Speaker 1: premise where it's like the writer is involved in something
Speaker 1: that like comes to life, and it's like, is are
Speaker 1: they writing?
Speaker 3: This is it?
Speaker 1: And it's like not that great a conceit, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I haven't seen it work out that well.
Speaker 1: But it's a yeah, it's the Matthew, It's the Kingsman guy.
Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, So those films always have a lot
Speaker 2: of yeah yeah, And there are like some cool stunts
Speaker 2: in the trailer that I guess they're like just it's NonStop.
Speaker 3: This was the promise. Then the other promise.
Speaker 2: Was like who is Argyle? Who is Argyle?
Speaker 1: And like this would be a spoiler if you're if
Speaker 1: you're waiting to see Our.
Speaker 2: Guy, spoiler alert for our Gyle, but you may have
Speaker 2: read it, but the spoiler don't.
Speaker 1: This is the answer to the question who is Argyle?
Speaker 1: But like a big reveal at the end is that
Speaker 1: this is a tee up to a cinematic universe kind of.
Speaker 1: It's also like, so this takes place in the Kingsman
Speaker 1: movie universe. So it's just like a new movie in
Speaker 1: the Kingsman world, Okay, which I don't know.
Speaker 4: That doesn't that's like not exciting.
Speaker 2: Or no, the last king Man fond tell them in
Speaker 2: the fucking from their pitch and its like and does
Speaker 2: shit connects to my other movies?
Speaker 4: People love on airplanes.
Speaker 3: Which like didn't the last one? Like I feel like
Speaker 3: those have had diminishing return.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well so, but wasn't like the whole thing well yeah,
Speaker 2: because there was all this build up about being like
Speaker 2: this is a this is like I think about some
Speaker 2: real shit, right, aren't they like trying to fucking like
Speaker 2: tease something that this could be like a real life
Speaker 2: something someone actually is our guy or whatever?
Speaker 4: Are we talking about this earlier?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so there was a big conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that so so the movie did the thing that you know,
Speaker 1: like a marketing department would pitch like first pitch is like,
Speaker 1: so we should actually so it's based on like this
Speaker 1: novel this mystery writer or a spy novel writer who
Speaker 1: like gets kidnapped because all her books are like coming true.
Speaker 3: And so the government's like, oh my god, she knows
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 1: So they wrote a novel, uh, pretended. Pretended the author
Speaker 1: of these novels is real, the person Bryce Dallis.
Speaker 3: Howard is playing.
Speaker 1: And rather than people being like, oh, so that's the
Speaker 1: marketing stunt, they were like, wait a second, this fake
Speaker 1: author doesn't have a real social media profile. This fake
Speaker 1: author must be Taylor Swift. And so there was like
Speaker 1: a big conspiracy theory because Taylor Swift, the great writer,
Speaker 1: also has been known to wear our gyle.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember that right, And they're like, oh so.
Speaker 3: Case closed.
Speaker 2: Uh. But but for the record, it was not it's tailor.
Speaker 2: It's not Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: It's not Taylor Swift. They fucked up by not making
Speaker 1: it Taylor Swift. I think like they should have just
Speaker 1: as everyone's like, oh my god, the real agent our
Speaker 1: gyle is, they should have just like done a like
Speaker 1: abrupt cutaway to like b roll of Taylor Swift walking
Speaker 1: the Red carpet, right and just you know, given, given
Speaker 1: the people what they want.
Speaker 2: Or just like, yeah, put the put dialogue in there
Speaker 2: that Swifties would be like just hoovering up. They're like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: I just hate Midnights. I don't mean to be the
Speaker 2: anti hero, but I noticed there's snow on the Beach.
Speaker 3: Is that one of her songs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just looking at a track listing of Midnights, it's
Speaker 2: a little bit of weird improv there, because I.
Speaker 1: Mean, Bryce Alis Howard does give Taylor Swift vibes in
Speaker 1: the lead role, so I.
Speaker 3: Can see where they were coming from.
Speaker 1: I mean, they they did fuck up by not running
Speaker 1: with this, because it seems like the only thing that
Speaker 1: could have been the most intriguing thing about the movie
Speaker 1: was this brief moment where people thought Taylor Swift was
Speaker 1: ghostwriting the novels it was based on.
Speaker 2: Damn Shot Tough.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matthew Vans, so sorry about that. That was the
Speaker 2: most interesting thing about what you just.
Speaker 1: Made, James, Speaking of Taylor Swift, Taylor set new Grammy Records.
Speaker 3: In case anyone cares about the Grammys anymore.
Speaker 1: Was the first performer to win the prize for Album
Speaker 1: of the Year four times, beating out three time winners
Speaker 1: like Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, and Frank Sinatra. There was
Speaker 1: a minor controversy following her win because the award was
Speaker 1: given handed to her by Celene Dion. It was Celene
Speaker 1: Dion's first public appearance in months due to health issues,
Speaker 1: and you know, she received a standing ovation. But then
Speaker 1: when Taylor Swift won, she didn't acknowledge Celene Dion enough.
Speaker 1: For Selene Dion's stands, she wasn't really looking at her
Speaker 1: when taking the trophy. Uh, And you know, I mean
Speaker 1: it's big, it's Taylor's moment, but yeah, I would say.
Speaker 2: And also I'm surprised Taylor is like, Okay, who's this
Speaker 2: lady who smells like poutine? I'm Taylor Swift. I'm the
Speaker 2: biggest fucking thing right now. You think I need to
Speaker 2: fucking notice you?
Speaker 3: Hey, man, it's out.
Speaker 1: It's weird out here when you interact with pop stars
Speaker 1: and their fandoms.
Speaker 3: Taylor, Like, in the old days.
Speaker 1: It made sense to just speculate idly about like people,
Speaker 1: you know, famous people's motivations for their relationships. But now
Speaker 1: you're talking about, you know, a living religious icon so no,
Speaker 1: people aren't gonna fucking tolerate you being like I think
Speaker 1: she's just like trying to get back at her old
Speaker 1: boyfriend or whatever, which makes sense.
Speaker 2: You know, I wish I had.
Speaker 4: I wish I had an old boyfriend to get back at.
Speaker 3: I know, I didn't think it was like that dismissive
Speaker 3: or anything, but.
Speaker 2: I think, well, I think it's just part of because
Speaker 2: a lot of the people who are very critical of
Speaker 2: or use these sort of seemingly misogynistic sort of lines
Speaker 2: of analysis to sort of discredit her.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I think she is a genius of
Speaker 1: a sort that is like perfect for this moment, unlike
Speaker 1: anything we've seen on the planet.
Speaker 3: But I don't, yeah.
Speaker 4: Or not actively about Taylor Swift. That's fine, It's like that's.
Speaker 3: What I think.
Speaker 2: She's just very interesting. But I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: I will not these people.
Speaker 3: I'm not vowing to them.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, sure, Joe Alwin, hid you, I don't
Speaker 2: even know who the fuck that guy is. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: the other thing that was really interesting, Frudy said, Oh,
Speaker 2: nobody cares about the other thing that you said that's
Speaker 2: interesting about like people not caring about the Grammys. Clearly
Speaker 2: Jay Z and Beyonce care about the Grammys because when
Speaker 2: jay Z went up for his like Doctor Dre, Doctor Pepper,
Speaker 2: Impactor of the Year whatever.
Speaker 1: And that's how you know truly someone has impacted the
Speaker 1: world in a way that is beneficial to the most people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes up there and takes the he takes
Speaker 2: the award, but makes this point about being like, you know,
Speaker 2: just like the math ain't really math in you know,
Speaker 2: like this young lady, my wife, you know, she's got
Speaker 2: she's got the most Grammys in history, but how come
Speaker 2: she doesn't have an Album of the Year. And that
Speaker 2: was like a very interesting that. I was like, that
Speaker 2: is true, Like how are you? How are you one
Speaker 2: of you are not one of you are the most
Speaker 2: grammyed artist? Yeah, and you haven't and you haven't had
Speaker 2: an ambo the year.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: But hey, you know what the Grammys are. That's that's
Speaker 2: why you even boycotted them, Jay because you even knew
Speaker 2: at a certain point when like DMX wasn't getting his
Speaker 2: shine for having like number ones and they're like, who
Speaker 2: is this guy, the guy who barks like a dog? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, thank you. Yeah. I mean I even boycott
Speaker 3: him this year. I wasn't there last night. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3: A lot of people were surprised, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people. Yeah, and I'm surprised it didn't quite
Speaker 2: get the coverage. You kept saying it was in Again,
Speaker 2: You're like, dude, watch this ship when I'm not waiting
Speaker 2: to see this man doesn't matter. A new album, Dude,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be talking about fucking me not being there.
Speaker 3: She knows new album? What else? The Fast Car thing
Speaker 3: was really cool.
Speaker 1: Chasey Chapman performed for the first time in a long time,
Speaker 1: and that song is good.
Speaker 3: It turns out and every time, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like the whole world was having the same
Speaker 1: experience I have every time I hear that song. I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, this song fucking you know right, just
Speaker 1: like God, damn, I have so many feelings right now
Speaker 1: that I wasn't prepared to when I was just scrolled,
Speaker 1: you know, turning on FM radio for the first time
Speaker 1: in ten years. But anyways, greats from Tracy Chapman and
Speaker 1: Killer Mike won three Grammys, then got arrested on a
Speaker 1: misdemeanor charge following an altercation in the building what does
Speaker 1: led away from the venue and handcott? I don't think
Speaker 1: we know yet enough, you know, like what happened, But did.
Speaker 2: They really have to arrest him?
Speaker 1: They seemed to think they did LAPD right, and we
Speaker 1: can usually trust them and their motives, so I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: just wait to see this thing play out.
Speaker 4: Man, after alleged altercation.
Speaker 2: Alleged altercation? What is what happened? What is going on?
Speaker 2: Misdemeanor battery? What did he like shove somebody? Anyway? I
Speaker 2: like that at least there's conspiracy theories about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The conspiracy theories are that he refused to endorse Biden
Speaker 1: on the Bill Maher Show two days earlier.
Speaker 3: I'm going on the fucking Bill Maher show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Man, he didn't endorse Biden on mar On Biden
Speaker 1: on Bill Maher.
Speaker 2: Damn dude, straight to jail for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just like that meme. It's a killer Mike arrest
Speaker 2: at the Grammys. This is what they'll do if you
Speaker 2: don't endorse their candidate. Mm hmm. Or he may have
Speaker 2: gotten a fucking put his hands on somebody or some
Speaker 2: ship the cops right there and had to do something.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think there needs to be a vast conspiracy
Speaker 1: for the LAPD to arrest killer Mike.
Speaker 3: You know, he steels like kind of there with that
Speaker 3: mess talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're not. Maybe they're they're not big run
Speaker 2: the Jewels fans or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh Nikki Haley popped by uh snl so fun, Oh
Speaker 1: so fun?
Speaker 2: Did you watch it? Did you see the the thing?
Speaker 2: I saw like a segment where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this isn't first segment, Like, this is a d fake.
Speaker 2: Like in my mind, I'm like, does it happened?
Speaker 3: This can't be happening.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, nope, this is on NBS. Nope. Okay.
Speaker 2: She was, Oh god, you really put Nicki Haley on there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was ioa debris like hosting from from
Speaker 1: the bear from like the comedy scene, like you know,
Speaker 1: everybody who likes comedy was super excited to see her hosting,
Speaker 1: and even before she got to do her monologue, the
Speaker 1: show had like a random cameo from Nicki Haley in
Speaker 1: the cold open where she got to like IO was like,
Speaker 1: you know, asking her what the cause of the Civil
Speaker 1: War was, and that was something she had expressed some
Speaker 1: ambiguity about so she was like, what was the main
Speaker 1: cause of this a war? And do you think it
Speaker 1: starts with an S and ends with a lavery? And uh,
Speaker 1: Nikki Ae got to like basically apologize for having done that,
Speaker 1: So like just a quick, quick hit.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they think they're I think it's
Speaker 2: like they're doing the thing where they're like, we're sorry
Speaker 2: that we were we were putting Trump out there and
Speaker 2: doing all this other shit, But hey, what if we
Speaker 2: put another vile right wing creature on the television to
Speaker 2: normalize them in the hopes that that makes Trump angry? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like probably you don't need to help fucking Nicki Haley
Speaker 2: with anything. Uh, but great. I wonder is Dean Phillips
Speaker 2: gonna be onto hopeful?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I doubt it. It doesn't seem likely. Did they ever
Speaker 1: have Bernie on I wonder, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Who knows, I don't think you can't.
Speaker 1: Maybe in a reference to the Mittens meme, like after
Speaker 1: he was no longer.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the closest they came was like
Speaker 2: having Larry David play him. I feel like that was
Speaker 2: the thing that like they were always doing. So who knows,
Speaker 2: But just don't have fucking political candidates on your show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like it's not funny or iconic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually wasn't the only right leaning culture war moment
Speaker 1: of the night. SNL also announced that the next episode
Speaker 1: host was going to be Shane Gillis.
Speaker 2: The guy the Dreams.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, your co host from your Dreams
Speaker 1: hired and then fired from the show. And yeah, the
Speaker 1: after videos of his podcast resurfaced online in which he
Speaker 1: made racist, homophobic, is Lamophobic, and misogynistic jokes. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess it's not shocking since they
Speaker 1: keep inviting shall.
Speaker 2: He's done so much better not on SNL. It's like
Speaker 2: his that he is so much more popular than he
Speaker 2: would have been if he was on SNL. That's funny.
Speaker 4: How Like, So I think if someone Gutfeld who's.
Speaker 2: Like this is kind of poetic, so you know that
Speaker 2: gut felt, you know, So like Shane Gillis, he was
Speaker 2: supposed to be on SNL and then he didn't get on.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think he's a lucky guy. He's like
Speaker 2: one of those guys who you know, he misses his
Speaker 2: flight and then he gets there right at the gate.
Speaker 2: And he watches the plane take off only for it
Speaker 2: to crash. But he wasn't on the plane. That's like
Speaker 2: what Shane Gillis do. That's not I mean, that thing's
Speaker 2: such a such a disaster. And yeah, now he's the
Speaker 2: face of bud Light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like bud Light. We're doing their Win Back
Speaker 1: the Transphobes campaign and so they're partnering with Shane Gillis.
Speaker 2: He's got him out there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, he definitely has done better not on SNL
Speaker 1: than he would have on SNL.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's it's a very specific path, you
Speaker 2: know SNL. It's not always going to get you. You
Speaker 2: don't go the Will Ferrell you know, Tina Fey. You
Speaker 2: know that. That's like a very that's the exception. Most
Speaker 2: of the time, it's like you can you'll end up
Speaker 2: being on some other show like I was on. I
Speaker 2: was on for a season. I was on two sketches
Speaker 2: and I was chewed up and spit out, but also.
Speaker 4: A lot of great people there.
Speaker 3: I don't know, he gets to do the grievance thing.
Speaker 1: He's like a the comedy World's Kyle Rittenhouse.
Speaker 2: I would be so, I'd be so fucking smug if
Speaker 2: I got like, I'm surprised he did it. What What's
Speaker 2: is his whole monologue going to be? Like, you know,
Speaker 2: I was going to be on this show, but I
Speaker 2: was doing like Chinese people jokes real bad on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I was doing, so I don't know. I guess they
Speaker 2: could have handled that, but I'm probably like, I don't
Speaker 2: that monologue is going to be really odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want somebody retweeted Nora McDonald's monologue from
Speaker 1: when he he you know, got fired, and then a
Speaker 1: year and a half later they asked him to come
Speaker 1: back on.
Speaker 3: So we'll see.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, uh, Tucker Carlson's gonna interview Putin.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm he is acting like he's about to.
Speaker 1: He's in Moscow. Everybody's like, I don't know. The last fall,
Speaker 1: he claimed an interview he had tried to interview Putin
Speaker 1: but was stopped by the US government, which sounds like
Speaker 1: complete bullshit.
Speaker 3: But what, No, you must not it would be too powerful.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but hey, I'm Sean paannam hanging with l
Speaker 5: Choppo later. Yeah, yeah, okay, they're stopping you. That's but
Speaker 5: I love that. I mean, that's the perfect kind of
Speaker 5: thing to say for Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 2: Like the dude, the ship would have been so fucking
Speaker 2: based that the fucking government had to fucking stop me. Bro,
Speaker 2: it would have been me and Zadimir put Zin because
Speaker 2: we're putin in a couple zins later.
Speaker 3: And in some zins you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Oh, someone else, I forget someone
Speaker 2: who's I gang was speculating. I was saying like that
Speaker 2: they believe that the whole nicotine thing was like a
Speaker 2: way for Tucker to kind of get off like stimulants
Speaker 2: that he was into. Oh yeah, illegal ones. So that
Speaker 2: was like his cessation was like I was like, Bro,
Speaker 2: them nicotine packs ain't hitting like a fucking like football.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but uh.
Speaker 1: His last Twitter post is a video segment in which
Speaker 1: he gives advice for a fan about their male pattern baldness.
Speaker 3: So like he's just like.
Speaker 2: Straight up advice the men in your mother's family should
Speaker 2: have done better genetically his advice.
Speaker 3: I actually watched it.
Speaker 1: His advice is like, Dude, nobody cares what a fucking
Speaker 1: guy looks like. Guys looks are completely unimportant. You should
Speaker 1: like wear a bad wig or shave your head. Somebody said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he should wear it. Kind of he's doing like he's
Speaker 1: doing a bit, you know, he's being funny tucky, but
Speaker 1: it sucks. He's like, now, yeah, he's just gone like
Speaker 1: full YouTube influencer. But yeah, Russian state media is making
Speaker 1: it sound like they're just waiting to make a big announcement.
Speaker 1: They were like, we have nothing to tell you currently.
Speaker 1: If such plans are to be carried out, we will
Speaker 1: inform you. Love love the russianness of that, but they're yeah,
Speaker 1: there are like reports that Tucker has left his hotel
Speaker 1: and is en route to interview Putin. People are hyping
Speaker 1: this up like it's some kind of like daredevil stunt,
Speaker 1: but like people have been interviewing Putin for years, like
Speaker 1: I guess not since he invaded Ukraine, but I mean,
Speaker 1: this guy's been like killing people for years and people
Speaker 1: just like, you know, the NBC interviewed him in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one, CNBC interviewed him.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Oliver Stone like spent a whole week with him for
Speaker 1: his Weird Show in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: So yeah, well, I mean it's just a way to
Speaker 2: I think again, it's it's just hype that's created by
Speaker 2: him to make it feel like it's bigger than anything
Speaker 2: and because of his because of this ship that's happening
Speaker 2: with Russia and Ukraine and stuff. It's like the fact
Speaker 2: that I'm gonna go talk to this guy means like
Speaker 2: I'm saying that this guy might have a point that.
Speaker 4: We should listen to, maybe because.
Speaker 1: Not going to go there thing right, he was like
Speaker 1: kind of pro Russia on the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm surprised he's not. He's probably gonna
Speaker 2: go get some kind of fucking medal of honor and shit,
Speaker 2: that's goud Steven Sagal is gonna put on his neck.
Speaker 3: Steven Sagal. I do wonder if Steven Sagal is going
Speaker 3: to be there, if he's gonna make it, or if
Speaker 3: Putin has like cast him aside as Like I feel.
Speaker 4: Like, I feel like Steven Sagall would get on your nerves.
Speaker 2: Like even though he's like he's not like the most
Speaker 2: like gregarious dude, he's just so brooding and like fake intense.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah that in me, I was opening a butt,
Speaker 4: Like to shut up, dude, I don't know how did
Speaker 4: you get in here.
Speaker 1: Like I am the richest man in the history of
Speaker 1: the world via like all the money I've stolen. Like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to like make up lies to impress me.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just like find it interesting that you can do
Speaker 1: whatever you do in those movies.
Speaker 3: Leave me alone. You get that big, big, novelty sized
Speaker 3: carrot that I handed you.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, well good luck, asshole. Yeah, let's see
Speaker 2: if you get you get that propaganda scoop of the week,
Speaker 2: because it'll it'll be replaced for something. Yeah, very quickly.
Speaker 1: Sure, it'll make waves and the good move for whatever
Speaker 1: it is that he's trying to do, but.
Speaker 6: Sell more fucking Zen's dude, did you imagine it's him
Speaker 6: and Putin's visions and press Ladimir?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry, President Putin. Do you mind if
Speaker 2: I I ask you something? Because uh, obviously this is
Speaker 2: this is a very interesting product, and for me, the
Speaker 2: word Zen is kind of loaded. It's the author of
Speaker 2: a book that I think is actually inspiring a lot
Speaker 2: of anti American sentiment. It's called The People's History of
Speaker 2: the United States that written by Zin. This is the
Speaker 2: one esin that I do agree with every day, every second,
Speaker 2: and I just wanted to connect the two. I don't
Speaker 2: really have a catchy sales pitch after that, I just
Speaker 2: thought it was fuck.
Speaker 1: The Lynski put it packed like three zins breed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fine, great, we've.
Speaker 3: Done done all right.
Speaker 1: Well, those are some of the things that are trending
Speaker 1: on this Monday morning.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: get the vaccines, don't do nothing about white pramacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,