WEBVTT - "RIDING THE BIPOLAR HIGH!" With Bryan Safi 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.840 Surprise, my little bunnies. Here is a fun little episode 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.400 of what we're doing on Patreon, so you guys get 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.600 an idea. Brian, Sophie and I have been watching and 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:14.320 are reviewing the entire season of Bachelor in Paradise Australia, 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:17.680 and let me tell you what it is a miracle 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:20.800 of his ship show. Um and just so we don't 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.599 seem like total money Grubb or creepos. You may remember 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:29.760 at the end of last season we left Nerdice because 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.680 Katie left Nerdice, so we left with her and also 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:35.760 melt down closed. So I'm hoping to set up my 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:40.400 own podcast studio in my garage. That's so I'll be 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.000 just like Mark Marin and Anna's sweet guy said he 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.440 could help me build that. So that's part of what 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.120 your five dollars or ten dollars we're go to is 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.080 helping to build something so we can just continue this 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.160 ship show in my backyard. So here it is. This 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.600 is the episode that based on the first two episodes 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.080 of Bachelor in Paradise, we're gonna do another one. It 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.600 will be up on Thursday. Brian and I Debbie Ryan 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.320 has agreed to get onto this ship show train and 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:10.600 if you guys want to watch along. Um, somebody emailed 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.840 in her name was Susanne b. She found an app 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.160 called ex pat that you, Um, I think you have 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.000 to pay a membership, so you might have a you 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.800 might be able to find a sneaky friend who can 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.640 help you watch these for free. But um, they alter 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.760 your phone and it tricks the country you're in, so 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.199 you can watch it on your regular browser, so there's 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.440 ways to watch it. It's so fun. I'm about to 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.640 get to episode five, which we're going to break down 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:36.520 with Brian on Wednesday. But it's where Daniel the Canadian arrives, 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.480 as well as Grant the Fireman. And I think that 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:44.280 Jared from Caitlin season does sometime in Australia, so we 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.680 also have what we're doing on Patreon. We're also my 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.560 friend Brendan and I are breaking down on real We 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.000 are going to talk to this woman who wrote the 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.520 bad behind the Scenes Bachelor books, so you can email 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.920 any questions and quite honestly, it's for you guys, so 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.800 let us know what you want to hear. What kind 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:04.400 of things do you want for bonus episodes? Um, So 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.560 there you have it. Here's here's a little a little 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.079 taste test of what we're doing on Patreon and if 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.679 you like it, go to patreon dot com. That's p 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.320 A t R e o N dot com backslash w 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:19.160 y A t R. Because we're just starting the Bachelor 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:23.400 in Paradise Australia thing. Now We've only the only episode 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.359 that's up is this one, and we're about to record 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.800 another one. So I hope you like it, hope you 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:31.960 get on the bandwagon trying to build a podcast studio. Okay, bye, 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.600 Oh my god, I'm so excited. I needed this. I've 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:42.800 been so cranky. I feel like this is my prozac. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.520 You know, Yeah, where you accept this? Are you ready 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.919 to hear me attempt to do in most next feels? 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.160 By the way, what I have discovered is it's the 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:56.000 hardest because every time I watched this, I kept trying 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.639 to do what I can't talk it all out? Oh 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.960 my god, don't you feel like I feel like finally 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:05.919 I'm safe. Just listen to this this rose. Oh my god, 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.400 let the circle be unbroken. Friendship, it's your friendship. Were 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.959 starting you guys were starting a club or in the coven. Hello, 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.320 my name is Arta Marine I'm host of Will You 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.160 Accept This Rose? We are off roading on Patreon and 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:23.440 I've stolen a podcast cole host. He's sneaking. He's sneaking 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.760 just as a guest host. Just as a guest host. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:30.000 He's my he's my friendship lover. He is in a 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.920 club with me with that has two members others me. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.560 I guess there's three members to remember? Is there so many? 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.160 I am in part of a club. It's called the 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.840 Cone Club. It's me, Lauren Lapkiss and this gentleman. He's 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:46.520 also the host of Throwing Shade podcast. He looks great 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.040 in a mustache. I was trying to get him to 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:55.840 live in my backyard, Bryant. I want to show you 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.400 my backyard and see if you might want to live 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.440 in it. To my right, a woman that I just 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:04.200 logged in I like in some eye torture and she 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:07.119 gets texts when I die, which will probably be tomorrow, 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.200 and I do expect a full parade. I will expect 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:14.680 a full parade. Nude nude from the waist down, dude 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.760 from the waist down, Barbara Bush style nude from the 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.640 waist down. I told Anna, when I die, one of 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.120 the things that needs I am the worst texter or ever. 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:27.360 I even if I kind of even if I type 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.919 it auto crisp, I cannot send a text with the 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:34.200 proper wording. Just fucking fired off looks just as to 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.720 poor human who I adore so much, and I just 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:42.479 broke it down in Tas with Miss Anna Honey. Her 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:49.200 also hosts the very thriving and popular podcast Ethnically Ambiguous. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.480 Yes they do thriving. I don't know about that. I 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.839 consider you thriving. You got a free mattress. I do 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.120 get a free mattress. Um also with us a man 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:02.040 that also came with us to TA who Pagrick Brewster 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:07.640 pointed out, looks like Bill Murray from the mouth down 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:12.760 and whoever. And our engineer, Mr Zach you know what, 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:16.320 he turned around and I saw it, like cute in 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.280 his prime and his prime and his prime like a 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:23.680 kid is much better hair and much cute. He's like 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:28.440 Surf Murray. He's surf Yeah, he's like Surf Murray's. By 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:33.080 the way, anyone picture that surfer? How did that never happen? 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.200 How did that may never got made? I feel like 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:36.560 he maybe not doesn't want to go in the water 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.560 or something. Give any financial tips, and yeah, financial tips, 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.200 I'm putting on my money in real estate? Is that 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:46.640 about ik? That is down a lot? Is it? If 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.720 I want to buy the SMP five hundred? Is now 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:52.159 a good time? You have that kind of money? Can't 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.840 you buy like a thousand dollars worth? How much do 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.600 you need to spend it? Buy it? Just a it's 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.200 just a mutual fund. Oh, you know if you don't 0:05:58.200 --> 0:05:59.920 know what that is, I don't know what it is. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:01.640 I don't know what it's at right now. I'm not 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:09.080 asking that's two grand over one? No, obviously not, because 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.240 I wear the same fucking overalls every day and you 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.800 you have to pry them off my my body as 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.560 you as you do the nude from the waist down. Bartra, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.400 Oh my god. I did a stand up show last night. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:25.400 Can I just say it was painful? Like there were here? 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.559 It was there were It was like there were people 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.640 just staring at us. And then I made fun of 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:35.120 a woman in the audience. He was just glaring at us. 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.760 And then she pulled out a notebook and started taking notes. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:42.960 And I think she was a development executive. I just 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.279 didn't have it in me to be judged. You know 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.240 what I mean, I didn't have it in me. I mean, 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.000 but someone pulled like this isn't like what is that 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.200 show the marvelous Mrs mays, that's like that's when they 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:56.719 pulled out notebooks. Seriously, I'm like you, Alex. Ale she 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:58.920 pulled out a notebook. It was Alex, but it was like, Alex, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.120 I know you, why are you? You could just tell 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.039 me to my face what you don't like about my act. 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.200 I can tell you where my flaws are and also 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:08.440 what kind of notes just funny or not funny? Not funny? 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.200 Made fun of me? Not funny? I know. I think 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.360 I picked to the wrong person before we get going on, 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.119 which I could not be more excited about starting this, 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:20.080 this adventure of our podcast. I want to thank everybody 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.720 that came out to Austin. It was it was so fun. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.920 And to the crew Laura Simpson and her crew who 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:28.440 sent us the wine. And I owe an apology to 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:32.320 Seth that when I was in Texas in Dallas, the 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:35.520 dingdong at the door goes that, girlf we're talking about 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:37.800 another woman that I was pretty convinced was gonna murder me. 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.160 He's like, he's twenty seven he's fifty five. Seth about 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.440 is thirty five years old. He tweeted me. I called 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.160 him fifty on stage. He tweeted me and he said, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:51.600 I guess new fifty Seth that who we love love, 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:53.880 I owe you an apology. And I say this as 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:57.680 a ninety eight years young woman. I believe that the 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.880 dummy at the door that called me the girl come 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:04.200 So I guess I didn't have Oh not not because 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.880 you're the girl. Everybody's on this podcast has already heard this. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.720 You're a girl comment. Crant I got jokes for you. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.640 You know, they say there's two comes of people in 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.600 this world. I'll say there's two comes of titties in 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:19.280 this world. A left titty and a rat titty. Oh 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.120 my god, I would have. I would have. It would 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:22.560 be the first time in my life. I would have 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.120 put all my money into a lear jet and I 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:31.000 would have I would have flown privately. She was like, 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.720 I actually found that it gave me superpower because for 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.160 the first time in my life. I actually I had 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:41.040 just had it that we I kicked out fifteen people 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.959 from a show. There was just all these like hammered fifteen. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.240 They were like twenty year old boys, and they were 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.560 just like strunk and when of them kept going bo 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.600 and I was like, you know what, Like I dealt 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.559 with him a few times, like I'm going call me 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.560 and I was like, you know what, I'm done, Like 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:02.439 get them out. I'd like sick, para is I did? 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.760 I kicked him out. Um, I felt pretty good. So 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.800 what we're about to do, We're about to start our journey. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.640 Here's our bonus out. This is the most excited I've 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:15.200 been in a long time in life. Really, we hunted 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.200 down and I'm not going to say who helped me 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.640 get access to this set that. But we are now reviewing. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.160 We are we are doing. We are reviewing the season 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.400 of What is Like? Why Is It? Why is Being 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.680 Hidden from Us? The greatest television show on the planet 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:34.080 right now, Bachelor in Paradise, Australia. We're about to review 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.640 the entire season. Find it your friend who's good with technology, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.440 who can help you illegally download these So right now 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.840 we're just going to do the first two episodes. Overall, guys, 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.600 I am loving it. I like it. I think even 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.320 better than the American version because, first of all, like 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:56.120 on the very shallow level, the bodies are out rage 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:01.600 a butterface of the guys. Guys are looking. The women 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:05.240 are beautiful and natural, like the women are not all 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.760 the women. A lot of the women are fairly natural 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:14.640 and beautiful. The guys are rocking bods. Butterfish, butter There 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.880 isn't one. There isn't one guy there even honestly full 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.319 package wise, even with the body that I would necessarily 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.160 want to wake up. Okay, so if you guys, because 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.120 again I guess none of you have seen this show. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.960 So here's right. Here's the lay of the land overall, 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:33.120 just comparing just out of the gate Way better Resort. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:37.960 They're all in Fiji, stunning, non pre mean like so 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:46.080 such like the water is crystal Caribbean blue. The actual 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:50.240 resort looks clean, like the accommodations are like so nice. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.000 There doesn't there's no shots of any sort of like 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:57.559 beach insects and yeah, it's just and they like decorated 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.320 with a lot of like hanging basket pended. It's like 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.439 it's like a it is actually paradise. The other one 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.760 is like Bachelor in I guess you couldn't afford the 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.280 four seasons. Yeah, this is this is like opens the 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.160 tiny like you walk into that. It's so beautiful. It's 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:17.319 so beautiful. It's like the paradise in the American Paradise. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.200 It's like kind of like a broke down shed paradise. Yeah. Yeah, 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.600 we painted it orange. You know, it's nice. Yeah, what 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.200 is that word that I learned about? What is that? 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.240 Like me, like, what is it? When it's there's like 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:32.600 a tropical canopy that I'd learned that I'd never heard, 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:36.320 like like like kept wanting to sit under on that. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:40.160 We did this in another podcast. I don't know, Okay, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.400 I wish it was a mosquito net. Then the host 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:49.800 the host, I, okay, I look it is ausher. His 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:54.520 hair it looks like Carmen Diaz and something about Mary. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.560 His bangs are just straight up and like a it's 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:02.840 like a studnam me of just straight Like it's like 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.200 he couldn't even do the full falcon. It's just he 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.280 went up and he wanted to swoop back, but it 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.720 hardened so fast that it is just straight up in 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.000 the front. And I've also never seen someone completely void 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.920 of cynicism like Chris Harrison has an edge, you know 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.160 what I mean, Like you can tell it and think 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:21.160 some of it is funny, Ausher, it just is truly 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:22.920 like he's like, this is the best time I've ever 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.560 had to google him him. There's darkness. Yes, he had 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.760 admitted last year that he has social anxiety disorder and 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:38.160 I believe maybe bipolar. He might Why you can read well, 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:42.400 he's on an up straight. The mania is the peak 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:51.480 on everything's going great. I don't want to be there 0:12:51.480 --> 0:13:01.160 when that camera does like to book the seasons to 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.400 like fit in with his main Yes, I also feel like, 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.600 and this is maybe not a very nice thing. I 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.120 also feel like he has the body which I really like, 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.120 which is like you've either just lost a ton of 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:15.480 weight bringer about to gain you are you are in 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.520 betwehich is me, which is my body? You're in between 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.120 her and I find that so sexial. I know that 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:23.200 a photo sent to me from my performance last night 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.120 where I was like feeling pretty cute in my outfit 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.760 and then I saw it and you know, like the 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:33.360 drawings of like Eloise like like like I looked like 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.440 a six year old just did in my tights and 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.400 it was like like I was like I looked like 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.440 a little girl who just let her gut out hanging 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.320 in my but it was just like I thought, I 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:47.000 looked so much cuter than I looked. It was such 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.720 a lot ton and I was like, am I in 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:52.200 an in between her? Right now? Did the picture you 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.520 hated yourself is exactly what you look like all the time. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.120 You know what I think I do? I think I do. 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.040 I was feeling good about myself. Is like I influenza 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.600 at in Alaska like a month ago, and even though 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:08.120 I was like delirious and insane, I was like, if 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.559 you take tama flu, you basically lie in your couch 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.440 and when you're not shipping. Ry was like god gray, 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:21.760 but like the as a rail and then Grandma, I 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.320 mean I looked like a like a crypt keeper. But 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.840 then I like, now I look whatever. I know, I'm perfectly. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.760 I feel good about myself. I'm not trying to body positive. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.800 God no, I loved his body because it made me so. Then, 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.280 so here's the here's the beauty Anna you mentioned to me, 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.400 because we we we we don't discuss any of this 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.840 until we get going. Overall, the Australians are just so 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.520 much more like they just feel like so much more 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.800 low key, like they're just more fun they're chill. That 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.720 shocked me because I thought they were going to be 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.400 messy as like, I thought they were going to be 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:57.320 just loud and obnoxious. But they're all really kind of yeah, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.040 just kind of cool with each other and gets on 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.840 how keep it interesting and it's not hard to do. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.680 Have you ever noticed whenever you're actually meet in Australian 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.280 out in the world, they're always on a year long 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.960 around the world party tour, just flying east like, so 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.160 they're like, oh, you know what, going a van, here 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.800 we go, get ready, guys, here comes the most here's 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:21.840 my newest defensive accent I gotta And that's how my 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.800 best friend met her husband. He was in Australian. He 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.360 was just on his worldlife trip. He was like friends 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.200 of a friends of a friend, like a ski ski liftofficer, 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:33.920 a tree cutter, fucking their way. They're like looking for 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.560 MILFs to like stay in their guesthouse. And literally, no 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.560 matter what your occupation is, there every Australian I've met 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.360 is like that. They're like, oh, I'm a butcher and 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:46.720 a model because they're all beautiful. They're all beautiful, but 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.440 they are I think it has something to do because 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.680 people from Kiweezer that way too, where like they're constantly traveling. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:52.920 I think I must have to do with you're so 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:58.080 isolated and Australia's like it's an enormous island but still stuck. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.120 You're got to get out of here. It's all so 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:04.240 they're gorgeous because they're all, Oh my god, he's about 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.040 to pull a Dana Gould is about to say, like 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:09.240 a Danna Gould joke. They're all gorgeous because they're all 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:13.360 relatives of prison criminals, and there's nothing hotter than a criminal. 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.400 Let's be honest. Had the sexy criminals? Is that what 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:20.360 Australia was and they found it? That's hot? This is 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:24.520 what bad boy. They're all relatives are bad boys Australians. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.320 I r l any any that I've met, and this 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:30.520 is a sweeping generalization, male, female, straight, gay, any anywhere 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:36.840 on the spectrum. The hugest flirts. Yeah, so friendly, so friendly. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.760 That's what I've noticed when you meet like a real 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:42.960 life movie star, Yeah, they feel like you have a 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.480 chance like that make you feel like they shine their 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.720 movie star light on you and you're like, am I 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:54.560 gonna fuck you? Like Dean Dean had that quality every 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:56.280 time I've had an exchange with an Australia because the 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.120 jym I go to is run by Australians and they're 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.120 so good looking. At every time I get any one 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:07.600 on one attention, I'm like, oh, this is gonna happen. Yea, Yeah, 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.920 you make you feel like seen like he sees me 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:15.320 Dylan Sea for the first am I gonna fucking Australian 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:20.159 cashier target. It's also it's also interesting watching a show 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:25.119 with like that many people talking with you know, for 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.400 them native ac with an accent, because they really magnified 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.800 for me, like, oh I always thought there showing an 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:34.119 accent was so harsh. No, the American accent. That's all 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.720 I kept thinking was Oh my god, my voice sounds 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:40.960 so nasally and ugly. Yeah. So I was gonna say, 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.600 if your name ends in an a, it basically ends 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:51.120 in an art. Oh yeah, because like Ta, if your child, 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:57.240 you're basically just assuming your ends with an art. It's true. Tira, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.000 she's a meny jealous season. I'm so happy to see 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:04.200 happy Tara. Yeah, it's so happy. So we don't know 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:07.120 anything about Tara Taras and see episode two and we'll 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.680 get to her to second she loses her ship. She's 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.200 got a All right, here, here's the basically of the land. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.399 Let's just talk basically. The land is we have all 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.160 these guys come on. All the guys like the same. 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:18.480 They're not that hot through all brunettes. One of whom 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.560 looks like I think maybe, oh my god, for sure, Vineers. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.440 One of whom looks like he's transitioning. Doesn't he look 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:29.520 like he's just justin Michael, just kidding, Michael. Oh, I 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.560 figured that's the one you meant. Doesn't he look like 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:35.000 he's transition He's got a very like feminine face that 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.960 is soft. Think he has a weak chin. So he 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:41.080 grew a beard, and my kids, his cheeks are soft, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.000 and I feel like it doesn't he doesn't have a 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:47.959 thick beard. It looks kind of like agent tattoo. They 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.280 all do, so does. Flow has one in between her titties. 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:52.320 So here are the main characters that you need to know. 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:56.040 The the bad boy, the hot bad boy. His name 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.720 is Davy. He's two feet tall, also has jis in 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.880 his air. He's got bright green eyes. Davy was like 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:06.640 a little fun rascal that's like, oh, Davy, I don't 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:08.280 want to want to have sex with you, but I 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:11.159 ever resist you, dude, because you're a hot bad boy. 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:15.520 I guarantee you Davy. Davy has also that sort of 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.200 look that I think he's he's going to, honestly in 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.080 his older age, look a little bit like Bette Midler. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:27.160 I think there's something he's like a nice round face. Yes, 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.200 he doesn't have that gaunt flu face yet, he doesn't 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.120 have the Tampa flun no no no, no no no no, 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:35.720 but but he is like he's sort of from reminds 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:38.840 me of Dean, but not necessarily an attitude. I don't 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:40.520 know what it is, just there's a quality about him, 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:43.679 and he grew. He grew on me as the episodes 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.320 wore on, and at first I was like, this is 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.760 the bad boy, Like, I don't get it. Um. I 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:53.360 liked that Tara. One of the things Tara is adorable. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:55.120 I was surprised that she wasn't more of a hot 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.440 commodity for the guys. If you're because she's heat stroke, 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.919 the entire really said, did she? She was so funny 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:04.480 about it. She started flirting with Michael, the person who 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.480 looks like he's transitioning, and she and he has a dragon. 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:10.080 He has a gigantic dragon tattoo up his tour. So 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:14.400 and she says, um to him, I'm so sweaty. I'm 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:17.800 like an overweight man. Am I too sweaty for you? 0:20:17.840 --> 0:20:20.960 Which I thought was the best intro? No American girl 0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:23.560 would say that that's true. It was pretty down to earth. 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:29.480 It's also like gross putting on podcasts. It's like all 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.760 the girls, they're all like they can hang with the dudes. 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.280 I have to say, this seemed level, like no what 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.760 it seems like the most level playing field I've ever 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:43.080 seen on a Bachelor. But once again, sort of as 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:46.399 it happens on our Bachelor in Headise, a lot of 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:49.080 the guys didn't seem interested in talking to the ladies 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:51.880 at all. Yeah, it was. It was mostly no one. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:53.440 I will say that no one ever really seemed to 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:55.960 have a connection. It really seems all strategy, like I 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:57.760 have to stay, I have to say. And that was 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:00.400 more upfront than it is in Yeah, Like the girls 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:01.840 would get together and be like, all right, let's have 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:04.320 a meeting. Yeah, yeah, they got together. They would be like, 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:07.399 who are you picking? It's like I'm feeling good that 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.520 he will give me. I will give him a rose 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.639 and it's like, I know, they just tell you their 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:16.560 entire friend. Yeah, they were really open about it, They 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:18.880 really were. They also they show a lot of like 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.600 behind the scenes and like producer and like you'll see camera. 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:25.400 They don't hide the game of it at all. When 0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:29.720 we meet Davy, he calls himself a full blown legend 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:32.080 and a mama's boy, which is no, there are two 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:34.800 things that you should call yourself. He's like just a 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:37.400 grown frat boy. I think he lives in that's way. 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:40.040 He talks to his parents. He talks to his parents 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:45.520 like eighteen times a day. Is that Is that cute? 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.040 You want a guy who doesn't hate his mom but 0:21:48.160 --> 0:21:50.960 doesn't talk to her that once a month. I wonder 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:54.080 if the tightest turning on the mom's boy stereotype only 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:56.920 because so many more people live with their parents now 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:00.760