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Speaker 1: it's all downhill from there. That was like the most entertaining,

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Speaker 1: all of us. Good morning, Danielle, my Froggy, Good morning

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Speaker 1: been She went to a three week long bachelor reports

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Speaker 1: to day. Yeah, let's go, let's go. No excuses. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm talking now, I'm talking Vivin. Now, let's go. You

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Speaker 1: and Simon running now I'm talking Divin. Now, I'm talking

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Speaker 1: Vivin enough. It's not about what you've done. This about

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Speaker 1: I'm talking here and now. I'm talking here and now

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Speaker 1: of the day is Katie. Hello, Katie, wake it up,

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Speaker 1: sister good Marna. Oh, you don't need me to tell

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Speaker 1: I've been up for hours. I'm driving to Florida. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh. No, okay, you're driving from Woodbridge, New Jersey

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Speaker 1: to where in Florida? Daytona Beach, Florida. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's just investigating. Why are you driving all the way

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Speaker 1: to Daytona Beach, Florida today? Katie? Well, I had the

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Speaker 1: craziest weekend. On Thursday, I quit my job and on

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Speaker 1: get married and come back. What are you gonna do? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving on my life down to Florida. You are

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Speaker 1: see have done this thing? Okay, Well, congratulations, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: It's exciting to put your life in a box and

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Speaker 1: and think that it's like your life, your heart, your soul.

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Speaker 1: You're moving to a new place. Are you You're nervous?

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Speaker 1: What are you? Um? Right now? I'm really excited because

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Speaker 1: gonna send you an Elvis during morning show shirt. Right now,

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Speaker 1: around the room, Danielle, what's on your mind today? So

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Speaker 1: want to do? I'd love to do with Daniella? All right,

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Speaker 1: So Capricorn, don't be afraid to meet new people and

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Speaker 1: feel enthusiastic about life. You have prospective jobs, plans, and

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Speaker 1: Have some fun your days an eight aries. Clear your head.

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Speaker 1: days an eight Gemini, grab a friend and try something

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Speaker 1: Your days of nine Cancer, you may be feeling a

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Speaker 1: of seven Leo, big things are around the corner, figuratively

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Speaker 1: later on your days and eight Libra, you may have

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Speaker 1: been waiting to embark on a new adventure. Now is

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Speaker 1: days of nine, all right, Scorpio, don't let anybody get

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Speaker 1: yourself first. Your day is nine and Sagittarius, go out

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Speaker 1: in search of a new creative outlet. The artistry and

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Speaker 1: and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Into the three

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Speaker 1: We all know who Gretta Tunberg is if we heard

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Speaker 1: of her, all right, If you haven't, she is a

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Speaker 1: bad ass. She's a Swedish teen activist and she was

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Speaker 1: She had some really powerful words and we're going to

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Speaker 1: He's also going to be in Miami today in court

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Speaker 1: a very important day today, It's National Voter Registration Day.

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Speaker 1: this is Alicia Keys. It's Camila Cabeo with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: lung specialist was so concerned about her and got so

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Speaker 1: excited when she got better. That's how bad it was.

418
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: And they said, you really need to learn about the

419
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Speaker 1: signs of pneumonia and how careful you need to be.

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, Okay, this is this is interesting because it

421
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Speaker 1: was our iHeart Radio music festival. So our iHeart Radio

422
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Speaker 1: is succeestival set in loss of Vegas. Uh. The guy,

423
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Speaker 1: this guy who's obsessed with Miley Cyrus was in the

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, that's close turf, Sorry about that. So the

425
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Speaker 1: iHeart Radio is set in you know, Vegas, and one

426
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Speaker 1: of Miley Cyrus's stalkers was in the oil audience. Her

427
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: security spotted this guy. Now, this guy has been on

428
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Speaker 1: their watch list because he allegedly made previous threats against her.

429
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Speaker 1: He said it was his life's miss mission to impregnate Miley.

430
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Speaker 1: Then he was going to raise Michael Jackson and Prince

431
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: from the dead and they were all going to party together.

432
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: I mean really, and it could all happen in Las Vegas. Yes,

433
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: my Heart Radio, they thought. And the guy got arrested.

434
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: Now would they do that at the daytime stage? The

435
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: last I think it might be better for the daytime

436
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: to day. I don't know what. Stefani says that she

437
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: didn't even know who Blake Shelton was until the voice

438
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: she said he did. She didn't even know he was

439
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: a human being on the planet. That makes two of us.

440
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: Is that great? Really? Yeah? Oh wow? So anyway they

441
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: started dating, you know, they love each other. It's all wonderful.

442
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: So what Keen Phoenix? Now, I know Elvis, you're deciding

443
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Speaker 1: tonight whether you're gonna go to a Joker. Are you

444
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: gonna go see the Joker tonight? Maybe I'm trying to. Yeah,

445
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,959
Speaker 1: I'm trying to clear my schedule. So if you can

446
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Speaker 1: clear your schedule and go see the Joker, it might

447
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: be worth it. Jakin Phoenix on the road, you know,

448
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: promoting The Joker. He's doing an interview and somebody actually

449
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: asked him in the middle of the interview whether or

450
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: not do you think like the way the Joker is

451
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: is going to affect people, like are they going to

452
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: do things like the Joker does, like kill people? And

453
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: is this going to have an effect on society? He

454
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: got very upset in the middle of the interview, got

455
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: up said are you kidding me and walked out of

456
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Speaker 1: the interview. So it took about an hour. Why did

457
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: he do that? Because question? Okay, so that's a legitimate question.

458
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: It is a legitimate question. He can answer that. Apparently

459
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Speaker 1: it upset him. But I'm also hearing that this is

460
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Speaker 1: how he is that during filming he wouldn't like the

461
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 1: way a scene was going, and he would get up

462
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of the scene and walk out. And

463
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: it wasn't the other actors. The other actors always thought

464
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: it was them, but it wasn't them. It was him.

465
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: Something with him. Now do you guys remember Heath Ledger

466
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Speaker 1: when he played the Joker and he had all these

467
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: problems with playing the Joker and it really affected his psyche.

468
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: I wonder if playing that character really does affect you

469
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Speaker 1: that badley? He questioned, maybe in high goal and drama

470
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: did great t play the Joker? Anyway? He Phoenix eventually

471
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: came back to the interviewer, just wondering if that maybe

472
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Speaker 1: that explains guy? Yeah, what's up, Brodie? That was his

473
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: college radio name, the Joker. Oh my gosh, yeah, we

474
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: know now we know the Curse of the Joker. Truth

475
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: hurts by Lizzo still the number one song in the country,

476
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: and Halsey announced some new tour dates. To check those

477
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: out when you get a chance tonight and television The

478
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: Voice on NBC, Part two of the Blind Auditions last

479
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: night was awesome. It was so much fun to watch

480
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: the seventeen season premiere of nc I yes, you also

481
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: have The Residence an Empire is back, so you may

482
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: want to check that out. Hey, when's that show of

483
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: the Masked Singer coming out? What's it called The Masked Singer?

484
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: Isn't it this week? This week? I think you need

485
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: to see that. Yeah? I oh did you watch American

486
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: Horror Story nineteen eighty four? Not yet? It is so good? Oh, really,

487
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. It It started last week, is on

488
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: Wednesday nights. You're gonna love it. No, look, I get

489
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: so much to watch, Oh Massinger smart and then if

490
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Speaker 1: you go seat down to an abbey, had the joker

491
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: come on? The joke? Okay, so you know what. I've

492
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: been going non start for three weeks. I haven't had

493
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: one night just to do nothing. Yeah, tonight was that night.

494
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: And then someone's supposed to be in town on business

495
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: and she's staying in for another night just to have

496
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Speaker 1: dinner with me, and then I got invited to go

497
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 1: see The Joker. Yeah, so now I'm trying to come

498
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: up with the ultimate lie to get out of that dinner.

499
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Speaker 1: Can you take her to the Joker? No? Oh? This

500
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: is Us is on tonight too. Do you watch that? No? Okay, no,

501
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: I'm good there. So you have a fever? No one

502
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: wants to hang out with a fevered person. When the

503
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: last time, now, be honest, anyone and everyone listening the

504
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: last time? Just think about it. No need to tell

505
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: me out loud unless you're in the room. When's the

506
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: last time you actually came up with a bold faced

507
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: lie just to get out of something so you could

508
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: do something else or just stay home? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Froggy,

509
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: was it recently? Very yeah? Yeah, I don't get too

510
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: much away out. Oh I want to know it? No,

511
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: no, no no need? I just yeah, but do you ever

512
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: do that? Gandhi? I have in the past. I'm trying

513
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: to think. Recently, I've tried to be more honest about

514
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: things and just say no, I don't want to go

515
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: because I'm bad with my memory, so I just got

516
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: with the truth. Yeah, Danielle, Yeah, it was recent I

517
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: want to know all of your excuses excuse to tell me,

518
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: Just be honest and tell them you don't want to go.

519
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: You don't want to go. You can't do that when

520
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: you can't with everything. And I in this case, tonight,

521
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: she was in town for a meeting yesterday. I'm supposed

522
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: to go home this morning. She's staying in town an

523
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Speaker 1: extra night just to have dinner with me. Oh so

524
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: now I'm like, and I know she's not listening. Did

525
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: you ask her to stay? No? It was like, see,

526
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you get out of this one. Damn,

527
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna staying an extra night, Like she's paying for

528
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: a hotel for an extra night just for you. The

529
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: joker will come out, and you know when it comes out,

530
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: and then you'll go see it. Then could the rest

531
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: of us do a lunch? I'll figure it out, okay,

532
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: But I guess my point is this, Sometimes sometimes it's

533
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: okay to stretch the truth a little bit, stretch the

534
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: truth just so you can, like, you know, get your way.

535
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: But I think most times we should just say, hey,

536
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: I just got too much going on. I really just

537
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: can't hang out. Not gonna work. You can't lie when

538
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: you smoke a lot of pot because you'll forget your lies.

539
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh can you forget your lines? Yeah, you just have

540
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: to be honest. We'd keeps you honest. Is that what

541
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: it is? Yes, A life of drug gets a life

542
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: of honesty, just saying it's true, it's true. You don't.

543
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: On the plane on the way home from France, France,

544
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: where were we? Uh, the movies were like, uh, you

545
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: know they say new releases and you're like, these are stupid.

546
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: But they had old movies. They had The Bird Cage,

547
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: one of my favorite, my favorite films of all time.

548
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: You guys have been telling me I have to see

549
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: that movie, and it's on my list. I have never

550
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: seen The Bird Cage. Has the reaction every time. Yep,

551
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,479
Speaker 1: I have not seen The Bird Cage. I know I'm

552
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: missing out on life. I heard it's amazing. Yeah, Rodie's

553
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: keeping an eye on the text messages. What are we

554
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: seeing today? Anything good? Yeah? People are excited about Dobton

555
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: Abbey and people are saying if you tell people that

556
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna lie about getting out of plans now you can't.

557
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: You should be quiet out us because now you're blowing

558
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,479
Speaker 1: your spot man, not at all. You'll never know if

559
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm lying aroun exactly. That's a good way to do it.

560
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: Keep them on their toes. Okay. So if you came

561
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: to me Gandhi and said, hey, are we still on

562
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight? And I said, hey, I've just I've

563
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: been going one hundred miles an hour, would you be

564
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: okay if I just stay at home tonight? Is that

565
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: really insulting? That? Would you get mad at me for

566
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: saying not at all? I get so happy when people

567
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: cancel plans. I'm like, oh, thank you. I appreciate that

568
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: because I wanted to stay home too. Froggy, what about you? See?

569
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: I see there's fomo. I have homo. I have the

570
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: happiness of missing out. Oh yeah, I'm glad when I

571
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: don't have to go somewhere. It doesn't bother me at all.

572
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: Home you have homo. Yeah, yes, Danielley, I say, you

573
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: can do that with Gandhi because she lives here. But

574
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: this person who's staying just to go to dinner with

575
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: you is a different story. You cannot do that with

576
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: that person. Sorry. Now, what about elvils? When somebody says, hey,

577
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stay in for the night, Oh good,

578
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: I'll pick up something and stop by. We'll eat at

579
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: your pro You have to start to you have to

580
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: phrase it correctly the first time. I'm just trying to

581
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: stay home alone tonight, exactly, just chilled out by myself.

582
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm staying home. We are staying tonight. Well, maybe I

583
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: skipped the funeral once and said that I was out

584
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: of town. This was back before social media, so it

585
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: was I was able to get away with it. That's okay. Yeah,

586
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: see social media bus everything. Really, you can't lie. You

587
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: have to be so careful. You can't post anything. You

588
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: just got to be so careful and you can't even

589
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: on social media now just ignore text because people will

590
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: be like, I saw you liking pictures, I saw your requests.

591
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: Get out of here. Yeah, miss me off when I

592
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: miss a phone call because people are like I just

593
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: saw you liked the picture and you commented on a picture.

594
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: People are judged when they do. Yeah, you have your phone,

595
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: I know. Let's take this call from Cheyenne. Hello, Cheyenne, Hi, Yes,

596
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: Gandhi is very high. Hell, what's going on, Cheyenne. I'm

597
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: just on my way to work today. Yeah, so you

598
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: actually played hookey at work yesterday. So you can go

599
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: to the fair. Well where's the fair? Yeah? So in

600
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: Bloomsberg we have a huge week unfair. Um, and I

601
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: using it off of school for it when I was

602
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: in high school because it's that big. Yeah, it's a

603
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: big fair. So you you called it and said I'm

604
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: sick or what was your excuse yesterday? Well, Sunday night,

605
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: I texted my boss and said, you know, I've just

606
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: been really sick today. I think I'm going to take

607
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: tomorrow to recover. And by recover, I walked around the

608
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: fair all day. Yeah. So you ate one of your

609
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: recovery corn dogs. Yes. Yeah, it's a great name for

610
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: a band. Welcome to the stage, Recovery corn Dog. Like. Okay, Well,

611
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Could you have texted your

612
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: boss and said, hey, I really just need to take

613
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: a personal day tomorrow. I need I just need a

614
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: day where I can chill out. Would you do you?

615
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: Is that something you would be okay with? Would that

616
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: have worked? Maybe? Or is that a no? Maybe? I

617
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: will say that you felt like personal days because it

618
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: got buried a few weeks ago, So I congratulations, I

619
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: got it. And I feel like sometimes when you say

620
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: it like that, like hey, I just need a mental day.

621
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: They think, oh great, they're about to have a breakdown. Well, yeah, exactly,

622
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I know. But but to be fair, and this is

623
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: no excuse to abuse the system. To be fair, you know,

624
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: mental health is at the forefront of many conversations, and

625
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Speaker 1: many people are not afraid to say, hey, I'm having

626
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: a little difficulty dealing with a B and C right now.

627
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: I would never ever want someone to use that to

628
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: their advantage, but only if it's if it's necessary. I

629
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Speaker 1: get it. If if Daniel, if you if you said

630
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Speaker 1: I'm really stressed at home, I really need a day out, yeah,

631
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: I would say absolutely not, because you take off every

632
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: other week for like Dad's with donuts coming up? What

633
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: you have coming up? Yeah? And she has muffins with

634
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: mom day coming up? No, No, I would. I would

635
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: get that, Daniels. I know. But you're you're cool like that.

636
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: There's some bosses that are not cool like that. You know.

637
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're a boss, be cool like that.

638
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: And did you have a fun day taking a hookie

639
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: day and having fun at the fair? I did. My

640
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: husband and my son and I went to the All

641
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: good for you see, no regrets that's cool, all right, Shane,

642
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Hope you have a good

643
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: day to day. You'll go to work. By the way,

644
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,320
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645
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646
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647
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651
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652
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653
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656
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Speaker 1: we've been here and there and everywhere, different time zones,

657
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: and you know, we're still going through jet lag coming

658
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: back from vacation. So sleep is kind of a weird thing.

659
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: But the weird thing on top of that is I'm

660
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: sleeping more than I usually do, so I'm actually dreaming.

661
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: When you do what we do for a living. We

662
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: don't really go into deep enough sleep to dream. So

663
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: I've been having some crazy ass dreams, man, really so crazy.

664
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes they're real and you wake up, you know, like,

665
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: I know that was a dream, but there's something, there's

666
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: something there. Guilty do it all the time. I wake

667
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: up angry as hell at people and I call them

668
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 1: and yell at them. I woke up in the middle

669
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: of a dream last night, Gandhi in that same mood,

670
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: but I didn't I couldn't call anyone. It was three

671
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: in the morning. Whatever. So I'll go online to start

672
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: doing investigations. Oh yeah, yeah, this person, I remember them.

673
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: They did something really bad in my dream. Yeah. Do

674
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: they exist? Ye? Let me go look them up. Oh yeah.

675
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: Then I start look at them up. They don't exist. Oh,

676
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: mine always exists, and I know it's in my head,

677
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: but I like to find reasons why it's their fault

678
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: that I'm mad at them. So last night, at one

679
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: thirty one forty five, I woke Alex up. I said, hey, hey,

680
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: what what I'm sleeping. You remember that guy blah blah blah,

681
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: you know he this that you know his name was?

682
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: He said, no, no, no, his name was, Oh, that's right,

683
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: because I had a dream that something awful was going

684
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: on with this guy. So Alex goes back to sleep.

685
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: I go back on the Instagram. Oh my gosh, I

686
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: even go all the way back to Facebook. And I

687
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 1: never go to Facebook. I don't even go to Facebook,

688
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: but I know I have an account, and I signed

689
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: on and I started looking around there that person is.

690
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, there you are. You were in my dream

691
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: last night, and you weren't nice. They poke them on Facebook. No, no, perky.

692
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: They still do pokemoke on Facebook. I think you can,

693
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,479
Speaker 1: but I don't think anyone uses that. Nobody gets poked

694
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: on Facebook anyway. That's the problem. My point is the

695
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: thin line between what's real and what's not, and especially

696
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: in dreamland, because it's just so real sometimes. And I've

697
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: been having these real dreams lately, and I don't know

698
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: if I like it or hate it, if they mean

699
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: something I don't Probably when you look up like what

700
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: dreams mean, it's always some nonsense that I just don't believe.

701
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes it means something for someone else,

702
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: not exactly you, you know. I think what it usually

703
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: means is I ate something weird, right, before I went

704
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: to bed, and then I had a really weird Yeah.

705
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: I know, but you know you, you're you and you're

706
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: Indian spices. Yeah, every time time, seriously, I will tell you.

707
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: We had some. Uh we had some burani oh Yanni

708
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: is my favorite yesterday and it was delicious. Our friend

709
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: Dan whipped it up for us. And uh, so I

710
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: had those spices in me. Perhaps that's what happens if

711
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: I eat a lot of cheese before Bed's not good.

712
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: Just lots of reasons. I pooh. By the way, as

713
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: far as so, we got married, what a week and

714
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: half ago, Yeah, honeymoon over. The door is always open

715
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: when he's in there, ticket when he's in there taking

716
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: a pooh. But wait a minute. You guys were together

717
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: a long time before you got married, and he he

718
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: kept the door closed untild you like sealed the deal.

719
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes he would have it opened. Sometimes he would. Now

720
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: it's just open. But but now I'm a part of

721
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: the problem. Now I'm having conversations with him, like looking

722
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: at and while he's sitting on the bowl. No, no, no,

723
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: I feel like it's gone way too far. Peeing is

724
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: one thing totally different. Well, peeing is different because it's

725
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: so loud, You're like, why can't hear you? There's a

726
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: stream of urine. We need to have like invent something

727
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: that creates an app on your phone where you can

728
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: shut the door pooing and you're like, no, shut the

729
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: door like a Star Trek door exactly. So our friend,

730
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: producer Sam was at a bachelorette party and I came

731
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: into work yesterday, where's Sam? And Nate's like, well, she's

732
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: at a bachelorette party and the world's longest bachelorette party

733
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: on Thursday, and then came back today. Who does that? Sam?

734
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: So she gives me a list. We're gonna get to

735
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: this in a little bit. Night number one, they were

736
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: partying hard. By the end of the night tequila, soone

737
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: puked in the corner. They all had to leave. They

738
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: were all kicked out of the club. Oh gee, Alosa

739
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: was the corner. That's considerate vomiting in the corner. Yeah,

740
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: not in the middle of the dance floor. You don't

741
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: want to slippery dance for right, And then you know,

742
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: they all shared beds. In the middle of the night,

743
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: someone got up to go to the bathroom and they peed.

744
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: But they weren't in the bathroom. Oh that's my favorite.

745
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: Soone peed in the room. Oh really, they broke a

746
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: swimming pool. How do you break a swimming pool? Anyway,

747
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: we'll get into her. Oh my god, her bachelorette party

748
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: coming up. I once puked in a swimming pool and

749
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: it was almost broken. I know, they were so mad

750
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: at me. It was a it was you know, there

751
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: were multiple swimming pools there, so it hasn't filtrations. It's

752
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: like a colander. Also, the puke was directly alcohol, it

753
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: wasn't chunky. Sorry, Oh my god, can we rewind them?

754
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: What's up? Scary? There was that time last summer where

755
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 1: they found the brown nugget floating at the Golden Nugget

756
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: pool and they had to closet that person broke the

757
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: pool for the day. Yeah, they break break the pool.

758
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: That wasn't me. I did not do that. Well, So

759
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: I guess pools can be broken. The Internet can be broken.

760
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: I mean, last weekend we broke Santa Fe. It's still

761
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: not together. I'm sure. It's so funny how you can

762
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: break things. It technically can't be broken. So when we

763
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: were all in Santa Fe, we were talking about how

764
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: it was so obvious that all of these people from

765
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: New York were there. And Danielle, myself and a few

766
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: other people were in a store and a guy just

767
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: walked up to me and goes, listen, I could tell

768
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: you guys are going to be trouble for this town. Yeah,

769
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: I said, And you were. I don't know, you know.

770
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny tells a story about how he and his

771
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: drag queen friend drove it a pickup truck across the

772
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: country on all sorts of psychedelic things. This is back

773
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: in the seventies, Okay. They were actually in New Mexico

774
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: and Albuquerque. They were and I've only seen this in movies.

775
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: They were escorted to the state border and asked never

776
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: to come back. Can you imagine they drive you to

777
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: the border of a state and say, please, that's bad,

778
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: do not come back. Will hang you in the town square.

779
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: It almost sounds like a challenge it. Let's party so hard.

780
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: They drive us to the state border. What did he do?

781
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: Do we know what he did? Who knows? They were

782
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: on psychedelics, drag queen Uncle Johnny in a some kind

783
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: of pickup truck el Camino, traveling across the country. Go

784
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: to a Google in El Camino. It was a new

785
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: breaking bad movie too coming out. Yeah. I want to

786
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: see that me too. So the question is where were

787
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: you not allowed to return to? I'm going to get

788
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: into that after our free trip phone tap. That's right,

789
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: we want you to do five days four with three

790
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: of your friends in Orlando. That's the free trip phone

791
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: tap for today. That's on the way in like ten minutes. Yes. Oh,

792
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: and I just posted my first video on my Instagram

793
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: at Radio Danielle Monaro of US at Gator World in uh,

794
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: Gatorland in Orlando. It's wait, we ziplined and everything. It

795
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: was really cool zip line above Gators. We did ye,

796
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I'll hold the purses. So do the free trip phone

797
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: tap with your trip to Orlando coming up. And then

798
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: we got to get into the places you've been kicked

799
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: out of and you're not allowed to go back. Wow.

800
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: We've got a good solid forty five minutes ahead of

801
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: us into the three things you need to know? Gandhi,

802
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: what's going on? Watish Team activists Greta Tunberg is demanding

803
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: that world leaders step up to combat climate change. We

804
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: saw a lot of her speech yesterday. She had some

805
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: really powerful words, including young people are starting to understand

806
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you,

807
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: and if you choose to fail us, I say, we

808
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: will never forgive you. She went on to say the

809
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 1: science has been crystal clear for more than three decades

810
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: and world leaders are ignoring it. Boeing is giving one

811
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: hundred and forty four thousand dollars to each of the

812
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: families of the seven thirty seven Max crash victims who

813
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: died in those two crashes. Yeah, the immediate financial aid

814
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: is going to be paid out to over three hundred families.

815
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: And these planes have been grounded since March when those

816
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: two crashes happen. And finally, we always talk about how

817
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: far would you go for your dog, and most people

818
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: say to the ends of the earth, to the ends

819
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 1: of the earth. Flor Well. A woman in Louisiana chase

820
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: her dog into a petting zoom closure at a truck

821
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: stop last week and things went terribly wrong. She was

822
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: attacked by a camel inside who sat on her and

823
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: the only way she survived was by biting its testicles.

824
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, So from future reference, if you're ever attacked, Danielle,

825
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: if you're ever attacked by camel bite its testicles. Oh okay,

826
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: I think that applies to anything you're attacked by day

827
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: And the best part is she ended up getting a

828
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 1: ticket for trespassing. Oh, how's the camel? It is National

829
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: Punctuation Day period. Yep. Scary was saying his favorite punctuation

830
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: was the and why because it shortens words. Someone said,

831
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: you liked the apostrophe because you're so possessive. All right, anyway,

832
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: use your punctuation properly. Today you were a free trip

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up next. Hey, this is Dan and Shaw. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Going back to the gym today. Oh, welcome back from vacation. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know what, you homp on the machine and it's

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Speaker 1: just you and whatever you put in your ear holes.

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Speaker 1: phone tap. We're gonna send you to Orlando and you're

858
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: gonna love it. Yes you will, we will. And coming

859
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Speaker 1: up after the free trip phone tap, life after the

860
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: phone tap. Where have you been banned? I love these

861
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Speaker 1: stories and they even have a picture of you at

862
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Speaker 1: the door like we. I think we have two or

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Speaker 1: three pictures downstairs here at our building people who are banned. Yes,

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Speaker 1: when my pictures up there. It's gonna be zando. These

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00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: are people who like there was a lady who wanted

866
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Speaker 1: to cut my head off. Remember her? I remember the

867
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Speaker 1: lady that wanted to do those nasty things to you. Yeah.

868
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Speaker 1: Also we have pictures of Carla, Marie and Anthony down there.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask no longer allowed any I mean we got

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Speaker 1: calls already on hold. Let me just take one real

871
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: quick and then we'll get into the free trip phone

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Speaker 1: tap Hello Vanessa, Vanessa, Yeah, Hi, So ten years ago

873
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: you were kicked out of Canada. An entire country asked

874
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: you to leave. What happened? So I worked with my

875
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: boyfriend up to and he surprised me. Aspire department Hold

876
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: on one teked you got to speak into the microphon

877
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: because we're having a little a firm problem. Can you

878
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: hear me? Yeah? Oh boy, So you and your boyfriend

879
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: went to Rochester and he said, let's go up to Canada.

880
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: So you went to Canada. Yeah, and I was intoxicated

881
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: and under age, and he got to the border and

882
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: if he's been drinking and for some reason he decided

883
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: to say that. So I'm half been and out of it,

884
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: and he goes inside and stay like halfway awaken me up,

885
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: and I'm just cursing because I don't know where I

886
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Speaker 1: am or what's going on. And they took my license

887
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Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, you can't come back for

888
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Speaker 1: a year. So you were kicked out of a country

889
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: for an entire year because you woke up like a

890
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Speaker 1: drunk belligerent the entire Yes. So wow, yeah, So apparently

891
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't Apparently it's illegal to curse that customs agent

892
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: and I did not know that. I was like nineteen

893
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: at the time. Was funny, and I have been drinking,

894
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: so I can like I was capping it out. It

895
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: was just and I just want to say that I've

896
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: loved you guys. I got curious at them just so

897
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 1: listening to you guys. I moved down to Myrtle Beach,

898
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: South Carolina. That you guys amazing and I've listen to

899
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Speaker 1: you every more. Okay, so well and we appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: But back back to Canada for just a moment. So

901
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: you were kicked out at nineteen and how many years

902
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: ago was that? Um? Oh god, it was two thousand

903
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: and four. Have you been back to Canada since or

904
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: you're afraid to try. I'm not afraid to try. I

905
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: just haven't really had time to go out there. Okay,

906
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: you know that'll show them. How dare you kick me out?

907
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. Here's the thing. You can go

908
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: to Disney and you can visit Epcot and go to Canada. Yeah,

909
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: they might let you in there. I bet if you

910
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Speaker 1: went to Canada at Epcot they would kick you out.

911
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: You can go. Why don'd you go next door to Mexico.

912
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: They're fine with you over at Mexico. You're gonna do okay,

913
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Speaker 1: And anyway, well, listen, thanks for calling Vanessa being kicked

914
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Speaker 1: out of a country. Let's see who can top that.

915
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 1: Have a great day, and thank thank you for listening

916
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Speaker 1: to us. There you go. So coming up after the

917
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Speaker 1: phone tap, the free trip phone tap, where have you've

918
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Speaker 1: been banned? There? You have rand in the morning shows

919
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Speaker 1: your trip phones. You're about to win a five day,

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Speaker 1: four night trip for four people. That's you and three friends.

921
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Speaker 1: You're going to get away to a place that's so

922
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Speaker 1: uniquely wonderful. And you know, look, we all know Orlando

923
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Speaker 1: is fantastic when it comes to the best theme parks

924
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Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, there's a lot more to it,

925
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: but you can do whatever you want five days and

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Speaker 1: four nights for four people. Start planning your trip today

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Speaker 1: thanks to visit Orlando dot com. Right, Danielle, one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite things about Orlando is a nightlife. It's got

929
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Speaker 1: great Now left you can go to Disney Springs, Universal CityWalk,

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Speaker 1: International Drive, Downtown Orlando. There's a lot of cool things.

931
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Speaker 1: It's not just about, like you said, the theme parks.

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00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: There's a lot more to Orlando. And we did Gatorland,

933
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: which was incredible. And if you go to my Instagram

934
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Speaker 1: at Radio Danielle Monarrow, you can see just some of

935
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: the cool things we did, like zip lining over Gators. Yeah,

936
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Speaker 1: I'll meet you in the car. Yeah. Then some people said,

937
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Speaker 1: yeah that glad, it's you not me. You know what

938
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: else you can do in Orlando? That it is fabulous

939
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: waffle house you hell yeah? They got him? All right,

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Speaker 1: So a visit Orlando five days, four nights for you

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Speaker 1: and three friends. If your call her one hundred now

942
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Speaker 1: with this free trip phone tap, you win your trip

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durand Elvis Durand phone tap Garrett. Yes, Garrett, you're a

945
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: good American. I appreciate that you've got a good phone taps.

946
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: What are you doing today? So this is what we

947
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: call a reverse phone tap. Now. It started off with

948
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: Bella emailing us and submitting an idea saying, Hey, I

949
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: want to play a phone tap on my dad Dan

950
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: about our family dog. And I said, that's cute. But

951
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: let me call up Dad behind her back and say, hey,

952
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: your daughter wants to play a phone tap on you.

953
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: I think it'll be funny if we really phone tap

954
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: your daughter, Bella. That's gonna happen. We're gonna start the

955
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: call to Dan. We're gonna play along. He's gonna play along,

956
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: and then all hell breaks. This is awful you do.

957
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: This really is a bad idea. Hello Dan, this is

958
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: a todd I have have your dog duty. Where are

959
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 1: you going to have my dogs? Well? Your dog showed

960
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: up at my business this morning when I pulled into work,

961
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: and it's been hanging out with us. Are you kidding?

962
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: Damn it? The door, let the gate open again? All right?

963
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: Where are you? What's what's the business? I work over

964
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: at laces On here? If not, oh, just at the

965
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: other night. I know where that is all right? Great,

966
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: you're familiar with it a great By the way, is

967
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: Crystal works tonight? Well, I could check the schedule. I'm

968
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: not very sure about the girls schedule, but they are hot.

969
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: Um hey, hey Ma, you don mean one favorite. I'm

970
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 1: fuck at work now, okay, but um but I'm looking

971
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: to get out tonight anyway, So could you hold the

972
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: dog to tonight and I'll come by and you don't

973
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: get a laugh there, Garrett? We have to stop. Hello,

974
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: is somebody else on the line. We need to stop

975
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: this right now? All right? What are you doing that?

976
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: Stopped talking? You? Hang up? What are you doing on

977
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: the phone? Bella? Hang up? We will talk later, Bella.

978
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: Just let me know if I could be of any help.

979
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: All right, okay, nice? All right, Dad, I hung up

980
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: on Are you there? I think we kind of freaked

981
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: her out a little? All right, let's get it's gonna

982
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: get my phone right now. Perfect listen, I need you

983
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: to three way to call in and we recorded on

984
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: this end. Try to push your buttons just a little bit,

985
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: all right. The matter with you? What is the matter

986
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: with you? You're discussing? Why would it matter when you're

987
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: going like strip club? What are you talking about? You're

988
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: like talking about getting la dancers and like going the

989
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: strip club. No, no, no, you mis heard. I literally

990
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: just talked to you on the phone. I heard exactly

991
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: what you said. You know, a couple of years ago

992
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: with some guys after work. And how long have you

993
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: been going Well, I'd say at least a couple of

994
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: times a week for a couple of years. Oh my god,

995
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: you're glow the ball and we watched the ball games

996
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: and there's you know, some other entertainment bar. Why are

997
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: you the strip club? Strip club? It's a gentleman's club. Well,

998
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: how did gentleman go there? In denial? Like hell? He

999
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: does mom know about this? Does Mom know? He's kind

1000
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: of the funny thing. She said on my credit card

1001
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: statement a couple of months ago, and I thought she

1002
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: was gonna be really pissed at me, but she's actually

1003
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: come into it. She goes with me sometimes. What you know,

1004
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: when we said we're going to movies, yeah we're we're

1005
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: at the strip club, and like traumatized right now. I

1006
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: remember when I want to know if you want to

1007
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: come to church with us and you said no, Yeah,

1008
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 1: we didn't go to church. We were at the strip club.

1009
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mom, going to it. What can I

1010
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 1: tell you? The free stew We're so happy and love

1011
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: you like we used to do, because yeah, I don't

1012
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: want to hear this. Okay, Bella, who is this? Let's

1013
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: Garrett what you wanted to play a phone tap on

1014
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: your dad? We actually played a phone tap on you.

1015
00:54:55,160 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So all that was? It's not real

1016
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: good either way. Show grows out right now, come on,

1017
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: you can hear he was awful in that. She believed it. Yep,

1018
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Garrett. You're well, Yeah you think

1019
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: your phone tapping someone? Maybe you're being phone tapped. Another

1020
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: reason we should cancel these stupid phone tap I mean,

1021
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: we're double crossing people. That's just me. That's the best.

1022
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: It's awful. Thank you. Do you have an idea for

1023
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 1: a phone tap? Let us know someone in your life

1024
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: is just really gullible phone tappable? Let us know. Go

1025
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: to Elvis Dan dot com and click on the phone

1026
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: tap link. Couldn't you tell? He was just a bad

1027
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: actor trying to trying to phone tap his daughter. I

1028
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,919
Speaker 1: can't hear it. Tell Yeah, this is why I don't

1029
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: answer my phone. That was your free trip phone tap.

1030
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Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Jennifer, Is it Jennifer. Yes, Oh

1031
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: my gosh, Jennifer, when's the last time you're in Orlando?

1032
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: Actually in view of this year? Oh my god. Yeah,

1033
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: we're sorry. You can't go back. They've kicked you out

1034
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: of Orlando. You just wanted trip for four people for

1035
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: five days and four nights. Thanks to visit Orlando dot com.

1036
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: I thank you. I'm so excited. I bet there are

1037
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: a lot of things in Orlando that you've never explored before.

1038
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: There are we go every year, but I'm so excited

1039
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: to go back. Let us let us take care of

1040
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Speaker 1: this one, and I'm sure visit Orlando dot Com will

1041
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: be very happy to know that you're there every year.

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00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: And now we'll take care of the bill. You're going

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00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 1: five days and four nights. Well, thank you for listening

1044
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: to the free trip phone tap another one tomorrow morning,

1045
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: thanks to visit Orlando dot Com. That was great. Yeah,

1046
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: I'd love to be in Orlando right now too. All right,

1047
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 1: So we opened up this segment of our big show

1048
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: talking about being kicked out of places, being banned, and

1049
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I don't I've never been banned from any

1050
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: place that I'm aware of, But maybe I was so

1051
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 1: out of it. I don't remember being banned. Oh yeah,

1052
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,720
Speaker 1: I got banned from a buffet. Once banned from a buffet,

1053
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: What did you do? I got into an argument with

1054
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: them about because you could do the buffet to go,

1055
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: So I got into an argument with them about what

1056
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: could go and which which in which containers, and they

1057
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: got really upset with me and told me not to

1058
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: come back. But then they changed the policy and I

1059
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: was allowed back in. Oh, I thought it was just

1060
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: went up to the buffet too many times. I know

1061
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: that Nate's dad was banned from a shoe store. Yeah,

1062
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: because he had he had two feet that were different

1063
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: sizes and he just drove everyone nuts. Yeah, I think

1064
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: I told you this store. My dad's left foot is

1065
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: like eleven and a half is right foot twelve. So

1066
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: he was trying on like pairs of shoes for three hours.

1067
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: Finally that taps them on the shows that just get out,

1068
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: get out and never come back. Yeah, just too much. Wow,

1069
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 1: you know you haven't all you can eat buffet. You

1070
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: have a shoe store, you know, but you can only

1071
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: put up with so much. Then you banned them. Whatever.

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00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: That buffet was stupid. People take their band from Walmart.

1073
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: Their banned from Disney. A lot of people are banned

1074
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: from Disney. Why, because he would be why you gotta

1075
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: know what they did. You gotta mind your p's and

1076
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: ques of your big Disney. How does one get banned

1077
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: from Walmart? What did you do? Well, I'll tell you

1078
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: what happened. There's a little clue. They said they were

1079
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: banned from Walmarts. They were banned from the Walmarts. Yeah,

1080
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: all right, so we know, I don't know how to say.

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00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: Is your name present Pressant? It's Proissant, my guns, I

1082
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: got it right, So Proissant. You got kicked out of

1083
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: the Sistine Chapel. You were banned from the Vatican. Oh gosh,

1084
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: I didn't they exercised him from the Vatican. What did

1085
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: you do to get banned? So basically, my friend was

1086
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: taking pictures and we got asked not to take pictures,

1087
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 1: and he said okay, and then put his phone into

1088
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: selfie mode and started taking pictures of the ceiling like

1089
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: the idiot he is. And uh, the guards saw him

1090
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: and you know, asked him for his phone, and he

1091
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: pulled out his work phone and said, this is my

1092
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: phone on any pictures, And you know, he ended up

1093
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: finding out that he had two phones and and basically

1094
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: caught us in a why and and escort us to

1095
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: the exit of the Vatican. Wow, the burner phone got

1096
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: your kicked up, because you know what, if you go

1097
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: to the Vatican and you want to you finally get

1098
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: to the Sistine Chapel to vary end, it's it's it

1099
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: takes several hours to get there, and when you do,

1100
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: as you know, proissant, they start yelling at you. Yes, silent, yeah,

1101
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: shut up. You know, you know when you're making my

1102
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: Sistine Chapel a visit, just a terror, and then they

1103
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: yell at you for taking picture. I actually got slapped

1104
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: in the Sistine Chapel for taking a picture. Yes, slept

1105
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: right in the hand because they said don't take a picture.

1106
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: And then I did exactly what that guy did, and

1107
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: I tried to get one of the ceiling and a

1108
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: guard just walked by and smack my phone out of

1109
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: my hand, and I was like, wait a second, Oh,

1110
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: I was wrong, I guess Croissant. Did you guys when

1111
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: you were did you go to Florence and try to

1112
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: take pictures of David you know the statue? Oh yeah,

1113
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: I think we learned our lesson after after the sixteen

1114
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: Chapel aid, so we did not try that. Well, no,

1115
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: but if you go to see the statue of David,

1116
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: you got to take a picture with this junk next

1117
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: to your head. You're not supposed. They just don't want

1118
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: you to. They make fun of his junk. Yeah, people

1119
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: to make fun of his junk here. It's like a

1120
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: bunch of pictures I saw anyway, Proissant. Now, are you

1121
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: allowed to go back to the sixteen Chapel? You're allowed

1122
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 1: to go back to the Vatican? Are you out forever?

1123
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: I don't think they took our name or anything, so

1124
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: probably could go back, but I haven't tried. Yeah, you're

1125
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: just crazy Americans. You're not. They probably tell fifteen thousand

1126
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 1: people a day to put the count. They're strict as all.

1127
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: Get up, Thank you, Proissant. Hello, Ashley, Hi, Now listen

1128
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: to this guys. Ashley claims to be banned from every

1129
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: NFL stadium in the country. Why talk about it? So? Um,

1130
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: Originally this happened when I lived in Buffalo, So I'm

1131
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: sure when you see like all the Buffalo tailgating, you

1132
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: could probably only imagine. Yeah, they go crazy and have

1133
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Yeah, they go a little overboard. Um,

1134
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: I was guilty of that one year, going a bit

1135
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: overboard in the drinkings apartment, and I definitely wasn't I

1136
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been allowed in this stadium to begin with,

1137
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: but got through, and once I was there, all of

1138
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: a sudden, someone who didn't like me decided to tell

1139
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: security that I was trying to start a fight, when like,

1140
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm not a violent person at all. No, you're drunk,

1141
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: You're not violent exactly. I like love people when I'm drunk.

1142
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 1: Who came from so? So what they try to kick

1143
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: you out? At that point, they dragged me out. Oh

1144
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: my gosh, I took my ide. They took down all

1145
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,919
Speaker 1: of my information that They gave me a card and said,

1146
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: if you're ever caught in an NFL stadium in the

1147
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: country again, you're arrested. Oh now, you're our expert with

1148
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: the NFL. I mean, I guess they could tell you that,

1149
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: but they would have to find a way to identify you,

1150
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: and then you'd have to do something wrong in another stadium.

1151
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure, for example, if you came to Jackson went

1152
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: to a Jags game, They're not looking for you as

1153
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: you entered the stadium, so I back. You know, they're

1154
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium and Dallas like you know what,

1155
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: there's that girl from Buffalo got out, didn't go off

1156
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: when you got through the girl from Buffalo and shuffle

1157
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: off the Buffalo. Well, Ashley, I know, but are you

1158
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: sort of proud of that moment? Are you gonna try

1159
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: to test it and go back to a game? Oh?

1160
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: I've gone back plenty of times. I just don't carry

1161
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: my own personal ID. I make other people carry my

1162
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: ID and go up and buy my drinks and buy

1163
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: my tickets and all. I know. But what a great story.

1164
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: I've been banned from every NFL stadium in the country.

1165
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you, Ashley, thank you very much.

1166
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: Let's go talk. Is this Dina, this Deanna na h grandmother?

1167
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: Not you, but your grandmother was banned from a senior

1168
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: citizen center for fighting, Yes for my eighty five year

1169
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: old grandmother? Yes, all right, all right, all right, let's

1170
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: hear the story. What happened to grandma? So she goes

1171
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: to the senior dances every week or whatever, and these

1172
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: gentlemen are fond of her, so they always ask her

1173
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: to do in. And there's this one gentleman that another

1174
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: older lady had late claimed to. So after my Grannie

1175
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: got in dancing with him, she this older this other

1176
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: lady approached my granny and my Grandny was like, don't

1177
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: start with me, don't even start with me, and the

1178
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: lady like got in her face, and my Grannie's like,

1179
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: if you don't back up, I'm going I'm gonna make

1180
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: you back to back you up. And the lady got

1181
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: in her face. So my granny's the lefty. You have

1182
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: to picture this though, these two eighty five year old ladies.

1183
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: My Grannie takes her left hand and suckerfriend is a

1184
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: lady in the in the cut nonart. That's part was

1185
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: that the lady fell and my Granny looked over her

1186
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: and was like, now you stay there, Oh my god.

1187
01:03:54,400 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: And therefore Grandma's band from the senior dances, Yes, from

1188
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: the Senior Center. I know, I can't believe hers. And

1189
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: you're laughing at this. This is awful, hilarious, Grandma, you

1190
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: know her own? Is your grandma still around? Yes? She is.

1191
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: This was just like a maybe feduary. You tell Grandma

1192
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: she's always allowed to at our senior dances. Well, all right,

1193
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Oh that other grandma. Finally,

1194
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I have one more question for Jerome. Jerome, Yeah, banned

1195
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: from and kicked out of a SPA after you freaked

1196
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: out because you thought you were being kidnapped. Oh my god,

1197
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: it couldn't happen. It's playing this. It's weird. It's like,

1198
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: you know, you go in a couple of spa, so

1199
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: they put you in a separate rooms and then they

1200
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: put the mask on you. And I went to sleep,

1201
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm really relaxed, but I woke up.

1202
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: The first thing I could think of was like the

1203
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: iron mask, Like I'm being trapped the room and I

1204
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: just started freaking out, screaming and I'm screaming and screaming.

1205
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: And next thing though, the whole everybody come running in

1206
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: the room. My partner comes running the room and like

1207
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: what's wrong? What happened? What happens? And it was I'm

1208
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: just still screaming, like okay, com dow a com down.

1209
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: And next thing, you know, say okay, you cannot come

1210
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: here no more. Now, who don't they know you were

1211
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: having a dream? He thought it was real. I was

1212
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: streaked out. It's just it's like I never got a

1213
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 1: mask ever again. Well, I'm sure they've freaked them out.

1214
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: H Jerome. Jerome is banned from the spot. One more

1215
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: call from Debbie. Debbie. Of course, in New Orleans, that

1216
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: place goes a little nutty. It makes us all nutty

1217
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: because we just lose control there. It's a wonderful party place.

1218
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: What happened to you in New Orleans? Debbie? Hello? Yeah,

1219
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: what happened in New Orleans? So we there was a

1220
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: group of us. There was about eight of us there

1221
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: for the packer game, and we were out one night

1222
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: and went into adults um toy store and one of

1223
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: our friends started chasing us around with an adult toy

1224
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: and the security starts came and escorted all of us

1225
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: out and made a stand against the wall and took

1226
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: all our names. Just because they're chasing you around with

1227
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: a dildo? Haven't done that? I'm gonna come on, you're

1228
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 1: having fun? To come on? Was it like a dildo?

1229
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: A vibrator? What's your friend chasing you with? Um? It

1230
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: was like a three foot dildo? Oh my god, lord?

1231
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: You know what, There's nothing worth than getting arrested at

1232
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: an adult toy store now, because it's like assault and batteries. Sorry,

1233
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 1: all right, Debbie chased around with a three foot dildo

1234
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 1: just ends up dating in New Orleans. Why do they

1235
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: even make it? Don't even have to get a T shirt?

1236
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 1: Uh sure you're well, yeah, we'll ruin it for you.

1237
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. What was that question again? A froggy?

1238
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: Why do they make three foot? Yeah? Why? I don't know.

1239
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: Just use your imagination. Gotta take your break every single morning.

1240
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 1: I absolutely I can love you, guys, Elvis Duran in

1241
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. So lately, Cholula hot sauce has kind

1242
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: of been my jam. Actually it's been my sauce. Not

1243
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: only does cholula have a welcoming heat, but it adds

1244
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: an awesome burst of flavor to my favorite dishes. So

1245
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: get out and grab the bottle of the wooden cap.

1246
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: Then tell your friends here and in this corner, said

1247
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: the kated talk radio in the Morning show. I see it. Yes,

1248
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 1: you have a sa hi. Oh my god, I can't

1249
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: believe all the radio. I'm glad you're here across the country.

1250
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 1: Millions you're listening. I'm gonna try and sell my under

1251
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: her later, guys, I'm gonna vomit. We may hite a

1252
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: sound and a drum. They'll be saying, oh Lord, here

1253
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: they come. If we come, I won't die sex with

1254
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: you that it sounds impressive, but obviously you haven't done it,

1255
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: because I still sound like crack Elvis Duran in the

1256
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: Morning show. I don't know. For some reason, I keep

1257
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: thinking about the Jonas brothers. I don't know. You know,

1258
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: while we were out on vacation, on the honeymoon and

1259
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff, I got a text or

1260
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: two saying congratulations, and we're watching them. Uh, you know,

1261
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: they're still out on the road. I mean they're everywhere.

1262
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: I think they were in Kansas City last night or

1263
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 1: the night before. They you know, when they decided to

1264
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: put it all back together and go out on the road.

1265
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm assuming they know what it's like to be on

1266
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: the road. They know it's a lot of hard work.

1267
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,640
Speaker 1: And now they have families and it's like, but they

1268
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: look like they're having a great time. I think they're

1269
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: having a better time this time around because I don't

1270
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,600
Speaker 1: think they're taking themselves as seriously as they did the

1271
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: first time around. They look like they're having fun. Run yeah,

1272
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 1: and the families are coming along, which is really cool.

1273
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 1: I mean, Danielle and I were staring hardcore at the

1274
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: families as much as we could at their Come. Yeah,

1275
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 1: we're at the conference. We'll be watching the Jonas Brothers,

1276
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: but we're watching Prof. Turner, Danielle and Danielle. You know,

1277
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,680
Speaker 1: Kevin's wife, Danielle a big birthday party, and they're on

1278
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: that huge Jonas Brothers jet, which is the size of

1279
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: Air Force one. Right, and so our friend Mikey Russo,

1280
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: the wedding and party planner to the stars, decided to

1281
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: throw a little party for on the jet. Sounds fancy,

1282
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: So they got together to wish Danielle a happy birthday.

1283
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 1: I'm just keep an eye on the Jonas Brothers. I

1284
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: know they're gonna be in Dallas tonight tomorrow night. They're

1285
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: not done. They've got a lot more to go, and

1286
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait till it's over. I'm going to ask

1287
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: them if they really truly enjoyed the experience as much

1288
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: as they thought they would. It's got to wear you out, right,

1289
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: I would think you gotta be a little tire, please.

1290
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: I mean, with jingle Ball season on the way, we

1291
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: only do like three shows and we're born out. They

1292
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,840
Speaker 1: do like thirty thousand shows around the room. We'll start

1293
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: with you, Danielle. What's on your mind today? So yesterday

1294
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: I was trying on boots in my closet, you know,

1295
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: like I go to get rid of and like replenished

1296
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,759
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, we've got to arrange your boots.

1297
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: So I put on booties this morning. But then I

1298
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 1: realized it was going to be eighty degrees. I said,

1299
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: but I don't think it matters. It's full. So here's

1300
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 1: my question, even if it's fall in it's eighty degrees,

1301
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:09,799
Speaker 1: can you still wear boots open toad boots? But they

1302
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: do have open toad but these are closed. I'm fine, right,

1303
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm good. You wear what you want,

1304
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 1: no matter when. You know what my mom always used

1305
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 1: to say. She said, if it don't hurt, it don't

1306
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: look good. That's right. Oh lord, So you wear those

1307
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,720
Speaker 1: painful boots. These are actually coffee boots, right, all right,

1308
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start wearing boots then, thank you. I love

1309
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: coffee boots, my favorite kit. Yeah. Hey, Froggy, what's up

1310
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,719
Speaker 1: with you today? You know, I just want to confirm

1311
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: that when we were in Santa Fe for your w

1312
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: U Samantha got stuck in a bathroom, and somebody here

1313
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 1: just got stuck in an office, couldn't get in their office,

1314
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: and I broke in once again with a credit card.

1315
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: You can break in a lock with a credit card.

1316
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 1: If you think you can't, you can't. I got I

1317
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: got him out of the bathroom, and I just helped

1318
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: somebody breaking their office here at the radio station with

1319
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: a credit card. It does work. Capital under the rescue

1320
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,320
Speaker 1: right does work. He's a hero, you are, and so

1321
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: is Capital one. Yes, I'll help you buy stuff and

1322
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: get you out of a locked room. Yeah, whatever you

1323
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 1: gotta do breaking and entering. Thank you. That's why it's

1324
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: important to have your Capital one card on you at

1325
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,960
Speaker 1: all times. Heat producer, Sam, what's up with you? I

1326
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 1: want to remind everyone that karma is so real and

1327
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,679
Speaker 1: it could be a funny little bitch sometimes. What happened?

1328
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 1: So at dinner, one of the girls I was with

1329
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: one night decided she liked the plate that we were

1330
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,560
Speaker 1: eating off of, so she decided to steal it. She

1331
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,679
Speaker 1: got caught by a staff member who approached her and said,

1332
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: I saw you put that in your bag. She played stupid,

1333
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 1: She said, I don't talk about whatever. Well, she felt

1334
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 1: guilty later on the night, so we brought it back

1335
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: to return it, and the person said, I knew you'd

1336
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: be back, took the plate and gave her her cell phone. Oh,

1337
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: the drunk girl left her cell phone there. And when

1338
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: she said, you knew I left this and you weren't

1339
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 1: going to give it back, the employee said, oh, it's

1340
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: okay when you do it, I know it is yep,

1341
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: So you know all's well. That ends well, But don't

1342
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: steal stuff. Guys. By the way, don't leave other room.

1343
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you Sam about your bachelorette

1344
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: party from here? Was it your bachelorette party? But someone else?

1345
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: Right right? What's up with you today? Gandhi? Hello. I

1346
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 1: need to know if you guys have any idea how

1347
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: much of a bill you have to have, like a

1348
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 1: dollar bill or twenty dollar bill to be able to

1349
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 1: use it, because there's a little bit of a scuffle

1350
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 1: in Europe in my fifty dollars or fifty euro got ripped. Yeah,

1351
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: can I go exchange it? I feel like I have

1352
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: enough of it. Oh, I'm showing it to Elvis right now.

1353
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,680
Speaker 1: It's about three quarters. I know American currency. It's more

1354
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: than half of the bill. But and you have more.

1355
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: But that's that's that's the euro. I don't know. I

1356
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 1: would take it to your local bank and see if

1357
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: they'll take it. I'm gonna try, because that's a lot,

1358
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: fifty euros a lot. Yeah, I gotta go get it back. Yeah,

1359
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: all right, I like that question. What Scotti. In the

1360
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: United States, you have to have one serial number intact

1361
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: and then they'll reassure you a, well, that's the euro.

1362
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: Can you go look Dona. Yes, Scotty knows the weirdest

1363
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 1: saying Scotty, I think I have all the Scottie can't

1364
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:56,720
Speaker 1: find his way home after work. He can tell you.

1365
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: He can tell you that currency is five. You got

1366
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,639
Speaker 1: you got a number from you? A serial It's so cute. Yeah,

1367
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: he is. Thank you's got to be hey. So uh, producer,

1368
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 1: Sam Hi, I came into work yesterday after a honeymoon

1369
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,559
Speaker 1: off a week and I'm like, where, Sam, Oh, she's

1370
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,679
Speaker 1: on a five day bachelorette party. I'm like, well, that's

1371
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,640
Speaker 1: gotta be good news. Okay, So you got kicked out

1372
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,760
Speaker 1: of a club, Yes it is because someone puked in

1373
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:25,599
Speaker 1: the corner. Yes she did. Happen. That happens, does it? Yes,

1374
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 1: you broke a pool. No, we caught someone breaking a

1375
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 1: jacuzi whilst having sex. How do you break a jacouz

1376
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: whilst having sex? They put foam in it for a

1377
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: bubble bath, which you're not supposed to do now, So

1378
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,479
Speaker 1: it progressed from watching a couple get it on to

1379
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 1: watching a couple nakedly try and scoop foam out of

1380
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,560
Speaker 1: the side of the room. Okay, So how many of

1381
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,920
Speaker 1: you were on this bachelorette gig? There were nine of us?

1382
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 1: Oh god, wow, and you know it's just a headache

1383
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: about to happen. So where can you tell us where

1384
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: you went? Yeah, we were at a beautiful resort. It

1385
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: was breathless in Cancoon okay, so nice, and we made

1386
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 1: it look a little dingier. Did you have Did they

1387
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,719
Speaker 1: change the name to Topless yea. Yeah. A few girls

1388
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: did get caught skinny dipping, so yeah, that would have

1389
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 1: been appropriate. So I'm assuming that if you're on a

1390
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 1: bachelorette weekend, you're as an extended bachelor at weekend with

1391
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 1: nine girls, there's gonna be a lot of people getting

1392
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: caught doing things. Yeah, there was kind of always something,

1393
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: and I'm usually the Jewish mother, but even I got

1394
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: scooped up in a little bit of it. What was

1395
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: the worst thing that you recall doing. The worst thing

1396
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 1: I think I recall doing myself was, Oh, we broke

1397
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 1: into a travel agency party. They were having a party.

1398
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 1: We tried to get in, they said no. We said fine,

1399
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: so we snuck in through the beach instead of just

1400
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: letting it go. And you did just fine. Well, you know,

1401
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: we were bssing with people there, and then one of

1402
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:49,439
Speaker 1: the people who worked there said, excuse me, who throwing

1403
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:53,600
Speaker 1: the party invited you? And we got busted all right,

1404
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like they weren't just overly mean. They're like,

1405
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: all right, get out. No, we all had a good laugh.

1406
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: That's not so bad. Wasn't too much. Did anyone in

1407
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: your bachelorette party of nine get into more trouble than that? Ah? Yes, okay,

1408
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 1: let's hear that. I'm wait waiting. The girl who took

1409
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: a tequila shower and then proceeded to throw up in

1410
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 1: the corner when we were asked to leave, decided it

1411
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: was a better idea to instead confront the bouncer and

1412
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 1: saying no, I got it all out. I'm not gonna

1413
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 1: do it again. I'm fine, I'm fine, now, it's fine.

1414
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:24,439
Speaker 1: And she starts like kind of put her hands up

1415
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 1: on the bouncer. No, no, no, meaning to reassure him,

1416
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: but not what you're supposed to do. So a couple

1417
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 1: of us had to grab her and escort her out

1418
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 1: while he intercomed other people to know, so she was

1419
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,280
Speaker 1: in the airpiece. Was that the worst thing that happened

1420
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: at the bachelorette party? I think that was the worst.

1421
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 1: Pretty bad as far as getting in trouble. Yeah, that's

1422
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: the worst thing. Hey, here's just a tip. If you

1423
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 1: throw up in a club, you don't want to stay.

1424
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,040
Speaker 1: You just want to get out because, first of all,

1425
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,559
Speaker 1: thank goodness, someone else is going to clean up after you. Yeah. Secondly,

1426
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 1: you don't want people to see you there. Oh there's

1427
01:15:56,479 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 1: the girl that just vombed. Also, like you breath get

1428
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: out of your Yeah. Yeah, so gross. And you definitely

1429
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 1: don't want to put your hands on a bouncer. Yeah,

1430
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,760
Speaker 1: you get taste, don't do it. The bouncers there to

1431
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: keep you safe, not to hold you up. Once we

1432
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 1: just got a text that said that they went to

1433
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 1: breathless for a bachelorette party as well, And there were

1434
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 1: swingers there having sex in the hot tub. Oh yeah,

1435
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,200
Speaker 1: we saw a hot sub sex. Oh I didn't know

1436
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 1: they were swingers. I didn't ask them. Imagine how much

1437
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 1: back to ye, there's a lot of a lot of

1438
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:30,000
Speaker 1: stuff floating in that water. Look, someone turned the hot

1439
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 1: tub into alphabet soup. That grotto pool at the Playboy man, See,

1440
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: here's my thing. I love doing it. I like making

1441
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,760
Speaker 1: out all that kind of stuff. But when you do

1442
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: it in public, like oh my, like Froggy, for instance,

1443
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 1: in Atlantis, Froggy and Lisa, we're doing it like the

1444
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: Discovery Channel. There bush in the bushes. Nobody saw that

1445
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,799
Speaker 1: in the landscape, and well you don't know that. Nobody

1446
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 1: saw that. There are cameras everywhere in Atlantis. Someone saw that.

1447
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: God I hope. So I think I did a pretty

1448
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 1: good job that session. Things about Froggy's so romantic. He

1449
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: calls it a session. Yeah, that's why it doesn't get

1450
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 1: it as much as he wants. So, Okay to me,

1451
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: it would I would rather just not have such a

1452
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: crazy weekend. But the bachelorette party, nine girls, all the

1453
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,400
Speaker 1: trouble you got into and I know there are other

1454
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: sense situations. Yeah, tippothiezes, is it worth it? Do you?

1455
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go on another one? I mean,

1456
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,920
Speaker 1: is this something you like to do? I admittedly I

1457
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: flew back early yesterday. I realized I couldn't. I couldn't

1458
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 1: do it for as long as possible, So I waited

1459
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: until the last night we had our party, and I said, okay, girls,

1460
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fly stand by and I just packed

1461
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: my bags and left the resort for you. Yeah. I

1462
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 1: couldn't handle it. I was I'd be crying today at work,

1463
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:46,120
Speaker 1: and you guys are tired of me doing that. We

1464
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,599
Speaker 1: never get enough you crying at work. Well, I see,

1465
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: I see like an invitation coming in bachelorette party the

1466
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:56,680
Speaker 1: weekend of whatever. Half of me be like, oh, how nice,

1467
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: and half of me you'd been like, well you already

1468
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:08,639
Speaker 1: start to vomit. Oh gosh, that sounds chunky. It really

1469
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 1: sounds real. It's not, but I don't know. It's just

1470
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,760
Speaker 1: one of those things you have to do. You do

1471
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 1: and you try not to think about it, and you

1472
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: hydrate and you try not to drink the water in

1473
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,800
Speaker 1: foreign countries. That's really all you can do those are

1474
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,720
Speaker 1: the rules? Yeah, we had a key word. If one

1475
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 1: girl needed to get to the bathroom immediately because of water,

1476
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,639
Speaker 1: you said pikachu, and the rest of us set into action.

1477
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 1: So how many drunk people can remember the word pikachu pikau?

1478
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, Well, welcome back in one piece. Wow, Danielle,

1479
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: we missed your report thirty minutes ago. Give us, give

1480
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 1: us a few headlines. I miss my report. We're gonna

1481
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a few. Thank you, Sam, Sam, you

1482
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 1: look great. You didn't look like you were worn. Thank you.

1483
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,720
Speaker 1: Can I tell you though? As soon as Danielle saw her,

1484
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,599
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, you got your orthopedic on again.

1485
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: I see, Oh she gotta worth the pedick shoes on.

1486
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: You know she's been having Yeah, I'm like, don't wear those?

1487
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 1: Is she wearing her sensible nurse? All right, here's what

1488
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We're gonna do a band. Band. We're

1489
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 1: gonna start with Danielle some headlines, and they're gonna get

1490
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: the three things you needed. Okay, So quickly Hollywood Bleeding

1491
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 1: post Malone sold another one hundred ninety eight thousand copies.

1492
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 1: It's number one on the charts again, Cupcake. I don't

1493
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:15,240
Speaker 1: know if you're following Cupcake the wrapper, but Cupcake has quit.

1494
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 1: I actually do follow her her music business. I was

1495
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 1: watching her live Instagram. Okay, so she said she's corrupting

1496
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:25,679
Speaker 1: the youth because she had a weekend. She accused Camila

1497
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: Cabeo of being racist, of Sean Mendez of being gay,

1498
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 1: and she feels like it might not have been the

1499
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 1: right thing to do. And so she's wrapped in a

1500
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 1: blanket telling the world now that she's quitting music. She's

1501
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:39,200
Speaker 1: an artist. Yes, Cupcake will be back. Cupcake goes through

1502
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,760
Speaker 1: this every now and then. Joey and Chandler from Friends

1503
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,600
Speaker 1: are number one on the list of the best on

1504
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: screen friendships of all time. Monica and Rachel from Friends

1505
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,400
Speaker 1: come in a number two, and Harry and Ron from

1506
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:53,320
Speaker 1: Harry Potter come in at number three. Great the friend boy.

1507
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 1: The name Cupcakes available, but you have to use twitcase

1508
01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 1: and make sure you check out the new t trailer

1509
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 1: for Frozen. We have it up for you at Elvis

1510
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 1: Dan dot com. Comes out in November. The movie and

1511
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 1: this is a little over two minutes, so it's definitely

1512
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 1: worth checking out this trailer and of course this is

1513
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,720
Speaker 1: US is on tonight. Everybody's talking about how it's going

1514
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: to be very emotional night because this is US as back. Huh,

1515
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: all right, that's it, you said, be quick quick, this

1516
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,200
Speaker 1: is us. We renamed it. Make me cry? Yeah god,

1517
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 1: this is yeah? All right, thank you, Danielle. The three

1518
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 1: things we need to know? What are those? Well, yesterday,

1519
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,679
Speaker 1: right around midnight, Puerto Rico got hit by a six

1520
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 1: point oh magnitude earthquake, followed by three aftershocks. But the

1521
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 1: good news is no reported damage or death as of

1522
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 1: right now. However, they're also still bracing for tropical depression

1523
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 1: Karen to come their way. So yeah, man, which, by

1524
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,880
Speaker 1: the way, at eight o'clock it just became a tropical

1525
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 1: storm again against But they don't need any of this,

1526
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 1: all right. New technology reversing hair loss, and I know

1527
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 1: a lot of people are interested in that. Okay, So

1528
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 1: engineers say that they invented a device that uses electric

1529
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: pulses to stimulate the skin and apparently this application kick

1530
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: starts the follicle back into growth mode and it's been

1531
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:08,040
Speaker 1: working on these trials. Yeah where did I get this? Yeah?

1532
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 1: Where do we get this? Well, you'll have to wait

1533
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 1: just a little bit to make sure that it's totally safe.

1534
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 1: I hate when they come out with like this great

1535
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,640
Speaker 1: new invention, this great new drug. It'll be available in

1536
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: twenty fifty two. Run till it's safe. That's why they'll

1537
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 1: have no hair. Then it won't matter. And I'm not

1538
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,400
Speaker 1: gonna wait till it's safe. Where I roll the dice.

1539
01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:25,320
Speaker 1: If they said, okay, you're gonna get you can do

1540
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:26,760
Speaker 1: it if you want to. We have no idea why

1541
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,680
Speaker 1: it hook me up to old Sparky. I'm ready to go.

1542
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 1: My gosh, and finally a reason to move to Germany

1543
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 1: if you like to drink. Apparently a German court just

1544
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,000
Speaker 1: ruled that hangovers count as an illness. Yes, because illnesses

1545
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:42,400
Speaker 1: include even small or temporary disruptions to the normal state

1546
01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: of your body. So perhaps that will happen here and

1547
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 1: all of us will be off all the time. Yes

1548
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 1: we will. Yeah, Oh my god, thank you guy. All right,

1549
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:52,360
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. A Greg t the fret Boy

1550
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 1: now known as Cupcake. We're gonna play egg roulette. We

1551
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 1: have a dozen eggs, eleven of them have been hard boiled.

1552
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 1: One has it, and if you want to play along,

1553
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 1: you could win a big juicy prize. We surely have

1554
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:06,000
Speaker 1: something from DeLonge. We can get away right. Look, it's

1555
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 1: gonna be big if you want to play egg roulette

1556
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,920
Speaker 1: with Cupcake. Greg t the frat Boy calming l eight

1557
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:16,599
Speaker 1: hundred two two zero one hundred. This is Elvis Duran

1558
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey guys, bedtime is sometimes a

1559
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,800
Speaker 1: battle for both you and your kids. For instance, my

1560
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well, fortunately

1561
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's Kids

1562
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,920
Speaker 1: melatonin gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find pures

1563
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: E's Kids in stores everywhere. I swear this place is

1564
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,360
Speaker 1: out of control. I don't even know what was just happening. Okay,

1565
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 1: there were seven different things being yelled. This is why

1566
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:50,880
Speaker 1: I wish we had cameras rolling while the song's playing,

1567
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,320
Speaker 1: because we're about to do egg roulette with Greg Tea

1568
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 1: where we have a dozen eggs. Yeah, we've hard boiled

1569
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,320
Speaker 1: eleven of them. One of them, one of the numbered

1570
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: eggs is still raw. So so here's how we play

1571
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 1: egg roulette or is great Tea calls it egg omelet. Yes,

1572
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,720
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. So we have twelve people on

1573
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:16,719
Speaker 1: a hold. They each are gonna be numbered one through twelve. Okay,

1574
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:21,280
Speaker 1: whoever is the correct number of the raw egg wins

1575
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 1: a glamorous prize. And then I said, oh, we're doing

1576
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 1: egg roulette. We need egg music. Scary, get me egg music, yea,

1577
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 1: and so so so. Rodi gives me a song with

1578
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: chickens in it. I said, I want egg music, and

1579
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 1: he says that the chicken came before the egg. And

1580
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not an argument. This is not

1581
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,560
Speaker 1: a debate about which came first. So I settled on

1582
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:49,759
Speaker 1: the chicken dance because chickens lay eggs and it's egg music. Whatever.

1583
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:53,080
Speaker 1: I just let me be very clear. I submit to

1584
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. I'm tired of thinking. And

1585
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,320
Speaker 1: then I'm over here in the corner. I go before

1586
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 1: the MIC's gone, does anyone have moisturizer? And it comes

1587
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 1: over and put the vlava moisturize in my hand. Well,

1588
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:09,120
Speaker 1: we think that's what that was. Also, speaking of eggs,

1589
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 1: I ordered two scrambled eggs for breakfast. Where are they're here?

1590
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: We need more money? I gave five dollars. I didn't,

1591
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 1: but but Gandhi said it is okay, because yeah, ven

1592
01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 1: mode is gone. No, how much more do you need?

1593
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: Theyn't got it? We got it. I'm sorry, I'll have

1594
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:34,360
Speaker 1: our hundreds. Did Scotty pay? By the way, when I

1595
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,240
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry, I'll have our hundreds, I don't really

1596
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,639
Speaker 1: have hundreds. It's just like the pompous ass thing to say,

1597
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 1: what if we give two hartballed eggs, Let's just eat

1598
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,080
Speaker 1: the eggs from the context. I got an idea, let's

1599
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 1: just eat the eggs from the contest, and that's our breakfast.

1600
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:51,040
Speaker 1: All right, we're now calling off. We're calling off the

1601
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 1: egg contest because we're hungry, because we can't afford our breakfast.

1602
01:24:55,360 --> 01:25:00,880
Speaker 1: I wish we were having a toast contest, more mouths contest.

1603
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:04,800
Speaker 1: All right, please welcome to the room, our chicken. It's

1604
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:12,920
Speaker 1: time for Greg t And what the f is that

1605
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 1: I can't hear you gotta speak into a microphone? Can

1606
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 1: we take this live to Instagram because people need to

1607
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 1: see this? Which show, which is el was Durand's show.

1608
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:27,800
Speaker 1: At Elvis Durand's show on Instagram you can see what

1609
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:31,559
Speaker 1: we're looking at. Now what, Hello, I am eggs, I'm

1610
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 1: exy here for the egg I'm gonna contest. There's no no, no, no,

1611
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 1: it's no no. It's called egg Roulette. Yeah, and the

1612
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:41,320
Speaker 1: only exit we want is your exit out of the

1613
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:45,680
Speaker 1: room you find this costume. I need to be inspired

1614
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 1: when we do things. I can't just like do something

1615
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:51,280
Speaker 1: people with durand show it up being inspired about First

1616
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: of all, your plume of feathers. Yes, that's a very

1617
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:58,560
Speaker 1: expensive something from my office. Yes I know, but I

1618
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:00,519
Speaker 1: needed it for the costume. If you break, then I

1619
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,960
Speaker 1: will not. If you break that, you will no longer

1620
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 1: be employed by iHeartMedia at any of our station. That's

1621
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:11,840
Speaker 1: completely not even a company, I promise. By the way,

1622
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:17,759
Speaker 1: yeah they're out, No they're not. It's not its diaper.

1623
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 1: Those are his qua hosts didn't have an accent like

1624
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:25,800
Speaker 1: two seconds ago. Okay, well we got serious. I can

1625
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:27,080
Speaker 1: go back to the eggs. You want to go back

1626
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,240
Speaker 1: to the exit. Can I just start over place music? Please?

1627
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 1: It's now time to play egg Roulette staring starring eggs.

1628
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 1: E the eggs am a stricken chicken. Now in order

1629
01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:41,719
Speaker 1: to look like a chicken, Greg Tea has is wearing

1630
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:46,519
Speaker 1: a white blanket. Yes, he's wearing my expensive plume of

1631
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 1: white feathers. If you break it, you buy it. I

1632
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 1: will not break it. And he's wearing a white construction

1633
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 1: helmet with some sort of white cloth over it. I am,

1634
01:26:55,720 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 1: and I'm here to play egg roulette. Yes, all right,

1635
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 1: we need it. You need to take the hat off

1636
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:09,599
Speaker 1: because we want raw eggs on your head. All right,

1637
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:13,800
Speaker 1: So this involves twelve listeners. Okay, someone needs to write

1638
01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 1: down their names. Okay, well hold on. Hey, Zach your

1639
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:22,720
Speaker 1: egg number one? Okay, yeah, congratulations. Hold on, now we

1640
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:27,880
Speaker 1: have another Zach. Zach from Cleveland. You were egg number two. Okay,

1641
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,160
Speaker 1: all right, welcome to the show Man. Good to have

1642
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:36,519
Speaker 1: you here. Hold on, okay, Kimberly, you are egg number three. Hello, yes, hello,

1643
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:40,360
Speaker 1: congratulations egg number three. Remember that number, Kimberly. Okay, Uh,

1644
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,479
Speaker 1: and let's see. Uh is this Kirsten? It is? You

1645
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:48,040
Speaker 1: are egg number four? Thank you. I know it's a

1646
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:53,120
Speaker 1: good lucky number for eggs. Uh. Kathy you were egg

1647
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:57,840
Speaker 1: number five, Thank you. I love you, guys, we love

1648
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:01,640
Speaker 1: you too. Hold on, all right, six more to go this.

1649
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 1: Joe Anne, you are egg number six. Good luck. I

1650
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:09,920
Speaker 1: hope you're egg wins. Thank you, but I was hoping

1651
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,960
Speaker 1: for h Now, if you want to get online with

1652
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,760
Speaker 1: Kirsten in trade out. That's up to you. Hold I

1653
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:19,559
Speaker 1: can't be involved in trades. Brittany, you're egg number seven,

1654
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 1: Lucky seven. Hi, good morning, Winter winner chicken dinner. Hold on, okay,

1655
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 1: so as you can hear, we have many contestants. Stephanie,

1656
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:34,040
Speaker 1: is this Steph Ghaney? Hello? Hello? Hello a Megzie. Is

1657
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:39,519
Speaker 1: this Steph Ghaney? Yes, Stephanie, you're egg number eight. I

1658
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:44,479
Speaker 1: hope she doesn't win because you Yeah. I'm gonna scroll down.

1659
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:48,880
Speaker 1: And then Colleen, you're egg number nine. Yeah, Hi, thank you, guys.

1660
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,519
Speaker 1: You're very we're very welcome. Hold on, all right, let's

1661
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: go down to uh, Paola, not that one. Paola is

1662
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 1: right here. Hi, Paola, you're egg number ten ten, perfect,

1663
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,600
Speaker 1: thank you. I hear birds in the background. Are you

1664
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 1: calling from a bird sanctuary of some sort? I'm not,

1665
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I wish I was. I'm sitting outside of my work building.

1666
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:14,880
Speaker 1: I love love bird. Oh Jim calling from an airplane? Jim,

1667
01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,519
Speaker 1: you're you're egg number eleven. Jim. I feel lucky for

1668
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:21,560
Speaker 1: you too. Thank you, all right, hold on, baby, and

1669
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:26,360
Speaker 1: then finally, egg number twelve is Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin, Egg

1670
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:29,439
Speaker 1: number twelve it's all yours. Hi, okay, great, thank you.

1671
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 1: Hold on now, now we take it. The dozen eggs

1672
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:41,799
Speaker 1: and they're each numbered. One of them is raw, eleven

1673
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: of them are hard boiled. The one that's raw and

1674
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:51,280
Speaker 1: drips all over Eggston's head. Yes, eggsy, Uh, that's the winner.

1675
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:53,519
Speaker 1: And what does the winner win? Scary? It's a good

1676
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:56,559
Speaker 1: look at tight fitting Elvis Durant shirt. I'm thanking all

1677
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,360
Speaker 1: this that you're kidding me. I mean, can you give

1678
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:05,360
Speaker 1: away every way? A many Cooper something. We're gonna find

1679
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 1: something give away, a cruise or something. No giving away?

1680
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:12,840
Speaker 1: All right? So who's in charge of hitting the eggs

1681
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 1: on great Tea's head. I'm just the I'm the hit

1682
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:18,920
Speaker 1: t I'm not the hitter. I'll tell you what Danielle,

1683
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 1: you and Gondi you want to take? All right, don't

1684
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:23,840
Speaker 1: get the egg on you? Okay. Mom always used to say,

1685
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,640
Speaker 1: all right, So, okay, this is egg number one, right, No,

1686
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 1: you're hold on, this is egg number one. So who

1687
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:35,400
Speaker 1: are we playing for? Okay? Egg number one is Zach

1688
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:38,240
Speaker 1: from Binghamton. All right, let's see if this is the

1689
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: raw egg right now? And it's ah, that's not it. No, no,

1690
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not hard. It's not trust me hard boiled. Okay.

1691
01:30:49,439 --> 01:30:51,960
Speaker 1: Egg number two is Zach from Cleveland. Let's see if

1692
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:57,559
Speaker 1: it's the raw or hard boil egg. Oh, it's hard boiled, sorry,

1693
01:30:57,640 --> 01:31:00,200
Speaker 1: Zach from Cleveland. It's good for the scant. Number three

1694
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:05,000
Speaker 1: is campus slow down Kimberly. Uh, egg number three was

1695
01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 1: hard boiled. Maybe Kirsten's egg number four will be. I

1696
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:13,360
Speaker 1: love hard barreled eggs. Here we go, and it's soft boiled.

1697
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:22,240
Speaker 1: What is over easy too? For me? That is not cooked? Okay?

1698
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 1: That was the number four. Okay, Kirston, that was cooked. Okay.

1699
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,840
Speaker 1: Kathy's eg number five. Let's see if this is the

1700
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:32,760
Speaker 1: raw egg. It's not okay, okay. Egg number six is

1701
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:36,840
Speaker 1: Joan's right on top of Great's head, Gandhi, and it's

1702
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:42,559
Speaker 1: having oiled all right, and they smell Britney's egg. Britney's

1703
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:44,080
Speaker 1: egg number seven. Let's see if this is the raw

1704
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:46,759
Speaker 1: one and it's not rang Can you guys change the spot,

1705
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:53,160
Speaker 1: change the spot. You're hurting his keppy, all right. Egg

1706
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 1: number eight is from Stephanie. Let's see if that's the

1707
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:56,680
Speaker 1: raw one right on his bald head. Here we go,

1708
01:31:57,120 --> 01:32:04,840
Speaker 1: Gandhi hit it hard and it's raw egg, all right?

1709
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 1: And who was that? Which egg was Stephanie? Are you sure? Yes?

1710
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:17,560
Speaker 1: Congratulations Stephanie. Okay, enough enough Stephanie, Okay, Stephen. Stephanie is

1711
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,920
Speaker 1: the one that didn't say anything. Stephanie, Stephanie, We're right

1712
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 1: here your egg one. Congratulations? Right? Hey, did you guys

1713
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:34,240
Speaker 1: hear me? God, not my name anything? You know what? Who? Well,

1714
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:37,360
Speaker 1: what's your name? Because you're winning no matter what my name?

1715
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 1: Of course, I can see how that could make an

1716
01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:44,360
Speaker 1: innocent mistake. Stephanie and Erica, not only did you wear

1717
01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,720
Speaker 1: in Elvister inn shirt, you just won the Lavenza the

1718
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:51,479
Speaker 1: Alden one programmable multi cooker from our friends at Delongy.

1719
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Oh there's more designed with a more

1720
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:58,040
Speaker 1: compact footprint. This all in one slow cooker steams food,

1721
01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:01,040
Speaker 1: browns and sautees, even cooks rice a tender perfection. It

1722
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:04,280
Speaker 1: even hard boils eggs. I'm sure prepare meals on your

1723
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:06,000
Speaker 1: own schedule at the touch of a button thanks to

1724
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 1: a programmable twenty hour timer and keep warm feature. Let's

1725
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:16,040
Speaker 1: hear it for Erica, ruin the shirt for me? Yeah,

1726
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 1: we'll ruin the NZ We're gonna run it all Thank

1727
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 1: you for listening to us. You know, I just woke

1728
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:30,360
Speaker 1: up and realized what we do for a living. Greg.

1729
01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:32,639
Speaker 1: How are you doing with the egg yoll oh, it's awesome.

1730
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,760
Speaker 1: We love the eggs. He had good times. It was

1731
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:37,160
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. It isn't staying when it gets

1732
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 1: in your eyes. Well, you know, pick up hitting the

1733
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,719
Speaker 1: same part of my head, so that was like always

1734
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 1: getting pounded on. So that wasn't fun. But then they

1735
01:33:44,479 --> 01:33:46,519
Speaker 1: moved it and then you know, now splatters and it's

1736
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,640
Speaker 1: my eyes and nose all right, you know, but it

1737
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 1: is what it is. You know what, whatever it takes

1738
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,200
Speaker 1: sounds like a good attitude. Yes, whatever it takes. I'm

1739
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:59,240
Speaker 1: in yolks on you. Yes, well, thank you, great tea. Everyone.

1740
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:04,280
Speaker 1: Now we've got to take shower. Okay. You know radio

1741
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:05,760
Speaker 1: has been really rough to you the past quarter of

1742
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: a century. Yes, I know, but you know here you

1743
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:10,160
Speaker 1: are a grown man standing here in your underwear. But

1744
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,280
Speaker 1: that's so much fun though, being hit on your head

1745
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:15,280
Speaker 1: for the eggs. Yes, well, well, well, well we love

1746
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,920
Speaker 1: love you. Greg. All right, you're gonna walk out in

1747
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:22,880
Speaker 1: front of the interns in your underwear why not a right,

1748
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:28,160
Speaker 1: he's wearing his depends. Yeah, that underwear did look very absorbent. Yes,

1749
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:37,840
Speaker 1: it is. There you go. We have sound with Garrett

1750
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 1: coming up. And I didn't even know what that time.

1751
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,200
Speaker 1: That clock's gonna be, this is gonna be. You got

1752
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:43,840
Speaker 1: you got about eight minutes. Oh, we got eight minutes.

1753
01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:47,000
Speaker 1: So we have time. You got plenty of time. Stephanie's calling.

1754
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:50,200
Speaker 1: She wants her eggs back. I don't know what happened.

1755
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:54,000
Speaker 1: We got to figure that out. Yeah, sometimes live radio

1756
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: we have we have awful legal problems. Anyway, we'll get

1757
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:00,720
Speaker 1: into the Daniel Report. First week. You have to do

1758
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:03,880
Speaker 1: a sound with Garrett. Yes, Garrett, I smell a gigs.

1759
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 1: It's bad. It does. It smells like someone just it

1760
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,439
Speaker 1: smells sparted. It smells like it smells like a hot fart. Yeah,

1761
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:15,639
Speaker 1: all right, let's start with this. So the Philadelphia Eagles

1762
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:18,679
Speaker 1: lost to the Detroit Lions on Sunday. Now follow along

1763
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,960
Speaker 1: Nelson Aglare dropped a dropped a pass and had a

1764
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 1: fumble in the first half of the game that had

1765
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:27,920
Speaker 1: two touchdowns on Sunday night. Eagles still lost. Okay, Fox

1766
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 1: twenty nine Philadelphia was talking to former firefighter Hakim Laws

1767
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:35,720
Speaker 1: on Monday night as he was saving people from a

1768
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:39,120
Speaker 1: burning building in West Philadelphia, and he had this to say, ironically,

1769
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,519
Speaker 1: being my old co workers, put the ladder off off

1770
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,360
Speaker 1: the truck, raise it up and was assistant people down.

1771
01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:46,760
Speaker 1: My man just started throwing babies out the window. We

1772
01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:50,439
Speaker 1: was catching them, unlike Agilar and his mishaps. I'd like

1773
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:54,400
Speaker 1: to put that out there. Yeah, the thing is, he

1774
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,599
Speaker 1: saved all those babies alive. So who's gonna get mad

1775
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:59,320
Speaker 1: at him? Well, Nelson Agilor even when a one step

1776
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:00,800
Speaker 1: further and said, you know what, thank you for being

1777
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: a hero. I want to invite you and your family

1778
01:36:02,479 --> 01:36:04,960
Speaker 1: to the next Eagles game on me. So wow, and

1779
01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:07,920
Speaker 1: let's hear it for our hero saving babies, Kim Laws.

1780
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to this. So a woman

1781
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:12,200
Speaker 1: was trying to catch her dog that got loose in

1782
01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:15,720
Speaker 1: a petting zoo in Louisiana and the woman ended up

1783
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 1: somehow in a camel pen where a camel was camel

1784
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,479
Speaker 1: got scared, sat on the woman. Woman had to do

1785
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:25,120
Speaker 1: something to get the camel off of her. Yeah, listen,

1786
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:27,559
Speaker 1: it's time for a learning moment. How do you fend

1787
01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:30,240
Speaker 1: to defend yourself with a camel sitting on topic, right,

1788
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:33,639
Speaker 1: pushing on the camel and pushing them and pushing them,

1789
01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:37,920
Speaker 1: swatting them with the hat. And camel's naturally are gonna

1790
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:42,439
Speaker 1: sat down. Well, when he sat down, she was underneath him.

1791
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,200
Speaker 1: I might feel kind of funny saying us on TV,

1792
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:50,479
Speaker 1: but she actually bad him in his private area. That's

1793
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:52,559
Speaker 1: about as nice as I could put it. She bit

1794
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:56,519
Speaker 1: the camel's testicles and the camel gone up. Is that

1795
01:36:56,600 --> 01:37:00,680
Speaker 1: worth than camel? Tell you think late in? All right?

1796
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: I know about next time it camel sits on you, Gney,

1797
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 1: what do you do? But in the testicle, that's right?

1798
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:10,120
Speaker 1: What do you do, Danielle? Camel in the balls? Get

1799
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:12,120
Speaker 1: off of the camel. I think that holds true to

1800
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:15,880
Speaker 1: any animal that sits on you. Ever tastes like chicken?

1801
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,599
Speaker 1: A woman in Canada. A guy in Canada called nine

1802
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:21,439
Speaker 1: one one because he went to go get a chicken

1803
01:37:21,479 --> 01:37:23,600
Speaker 1: sandwich wasn't to his liking. So what do you do?

1804
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:26,599
Speaker 1: You call nine one one? Idiot? Do you need police?

1805
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:30,200
Speaker 1: Fire parliaments? All right? Sorry, please please? I ordered a

1806
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,760
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich and basically the owner I told him right

1807
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,720
Speaker 1: before I ordered canny tomatoes because I'm allergic. At that time,

1808
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,680
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you know what it happened last

1809
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:40,560
Speaker 1: week where I ordered something and that was to go

1810
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,400
Speaker 1: and I got tomatoes, and I told him like, canny tomatoes. Okay,

1811
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,080
Speaker 1: So this this has nothing to do with a police Okay,

1812
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:49,200
Speaker 1: sir much lass and nine one one, please don't call

1813
01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:52,200
Speaker 1: nine one one in the future for fried chicken minnops. Okay,

1814
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh god, I love one adult. An adult talks to

1815
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,920
Speaker 1: another adult like a child, like, please don't ever call

1816
01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,439
Speaker 1: nine one. He was so serious about it. No, no,

1817
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:04,639
Speaker 1: no tomatoes please, all right, let's go to Katie La News.

1818
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:07,720
Speaker 1: They were talking to actor Terrence Howard on Sunday night

1819
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,640
Speaker 1: at the Emmy's and he's getting a star on the

1820
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:13,280
Speaker 1: Walk of Fame, just like you have Elvis. Good from Terrence,

1821
01:38:13,439 --> 01:38:15,240
Speaker 1: he's getting it this week and they asked him, hey,

1822
01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 1: how do you feel. Well, let me put it this way.

1823
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:20,400
Speaker 1: All energy in the universe is expressed in motion. All

1824
01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:23,360
Speaker 1: motion is expressed in waves. All waves are curved. So

1825
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,680
Speaker 1: where does the straight lines come from to make the

1826
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:30,080
Speaker 1: photonic solids? There are no straight lines. On Tuesday when

1827
01:38:30,120 --> 01:38:32,519
Speaker 1: I received my star, I'm going to be able to

1828
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 1: prove that gravity is only an effect and not of force.

1829
01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm putting something on YouTube where I will build the

1830
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:43,519
Speaker 1: planet Saturday without gravity and build the Milky Way galaxy

1831
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:47,160
Speaker 1: without gravity. Exactly what happened to me that day. It's

1832
01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:51,479
Speaker 1: exactly what happened, really gravity. No, you proved it. It

1833
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:54,120
Speaker 1: was just a theory, just a theory. We all seem

1834
01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:55,960
Speaker 1: a little dumberne It all happened right there on the

1835
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,760
Speaker 1: Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah, I totally followed. Yeah, Terrance,

1836
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:00,639
Speaker 1: Terry gets that start today. So we'll see that YouTube

1837
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:03,519
Speaker 1: video this afternoon. All right, good for Terrence Hower. Wow,

1838
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:05,839
Speaker 1: you know what good for us? I love an entertaining,

1839
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,800
Speaker 1: entertaining answer to a question. We learned a lot today

1840
01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:12,280
Speaker 1: we did. You're a good American empire. Yes, by the way,

1841
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,720
Speaker 1: that's back tonight. I know we love I love Terrence Hower.

1842
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:17,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, Garrett. You're a good American. Daniel, what do

1843
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:20,200
Speaker 1: you have going on? All right? Well, Jenna Duan is preggers.

1844
01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 1: She and her boyfriend Steve are expecting their first child.

1845
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 1: You know, she already shares a six year old daughter

1846
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:28,400
Speaker 1: with Channing Tatum. So congratulations, don't we all have a

1847
01:39:28,479 --> 01:39:30,880
Speaker 1: child with Channing Tatum. Yeah, lass that I checked. One

1848
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:33,320
Speaker 1: of mine belonged to him. A lot of people try so.

1849
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:37,800
Speaker 1: Charlie Pooh said that if Takashi sixth nine gets out

1850
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:40,479
Speaker 1: and is able to make another record, he will produce

1851
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:44,120
Speaker 1: it for free. Pretty interesting. And our question is if

1852
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:47,840
Speaker 1: they put him into protective custody, how well Dakasji six

1853
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:51,439
Speaker 1: nine blend in with the tats and the haircut. He

1854
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,240
Speaker 1: has to leave the country, he really, he asked me,

1855
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:56,200
Speaker 1: there's no other way. He'll be just fine, all right.

1856
01:39:56,479 --> 01:39:59,680
Speaker 1: So Oprah just got over a bad case of pneumonia.

1857
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:02,960
Speaker 1: Her a long specialist, was so concerned that when she

1858
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:06,800
Speaker 1: got better, he was overly excited and said that, listen,

1859
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,599
Speaker 1: pneumonia is not something to mess around with. You really

1860
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 1: need to know all of the different the different signs

1861
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:16,400
Speaker 1: signs thank you. So you need to make sure because

1862
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,920
Speaker 1: it's not something to mess around with. There's a dozen

1863
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:22,760
Speaker 1: Marvel super Marvel superheroes in a fantasy football league. It's

1864
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:26,400
Speaker 1: the actual celebrities that play the superheroes. They're doing it

1865
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:29,600
Speaker 1: for charity. So we're in week three right now, and

1866
01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:33,280
Speaker 1: let me just tell you who's undefeated. Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt,

1867
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:36,599
Speaker 1: and Ryan Reynolds. Oh my gosh, imagine having all three

1868
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:39,920
Speaker 1: of those in one room. Okay, moving on, Wow, So

1869
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:44,320
Speaker 1: think about it. Are you in your sexual Chris Pratt,

1870
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Speaker 1: Chris Hamworth, and Ryan are you to think? Soley Cyrus

1871
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:54,360
Speaker 1: at her iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. So her security

1872
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:57,120
Speaker 1: notice that this guy in the audience who has been

1873
01:40:57,240 --> 01:41:00,840
Speaker 1: stalking her, he's actually on the watchless for her. He

1874
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:03,839
Speaker 1: has been threatening her. He said it's his life mission

1875
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:08,400
Speaker 1: to impregnate Miley Cyrus. So they saw the guy and

1876
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 1: they obviously got him arrested. Security came in. This guy said,

1877
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:13,680
Speaker 1: not only does he want to get her pregnant, but

1878
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,600
Speaker 1: he wants to raise Michael Jackson and Prince from the

1879
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:17,360
Speaker 1: dead and then they're all going to party together. You

1880
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 1: know another reason why you should never miss out on

1881
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:22,240
Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio Music festim But that happens in the audience.

1882
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,400
Speaker 1: So crazy. That's in a conversation between that guy and

1883
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:31,360
Speaker 1: Terrence Howard. Oh yeah. Safani says she didn't even know

1884
01:41:31,479 --> 01:41:33,960
Speaker 1: who Blake Shelton was un told the voice. She said

1885
01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,720
Speaker 1: she didn't even know he was a human on the

1886
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,360
Speaker 1: planning She had and you said the same fight. Know

1887
01:41:38,439 --> 01:41:40,439
Speaker 1: either you didn't know who he was, just like one

1888
01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:43,519
Speaker 1: so crazy tonight. I know some people are going to

1889
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:46,439
Speaker 1: go see The Joker with Joaquin Phoenix and they're very

1890
01:41:46,479 --> 01:41:50,080
Speaker 1: excited about that. Well, he was on the road promoting

1891
01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:52,799
Speaker 1: the movie The Joker, and during one of the interviews

1892
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:56,479
Speaker 1: it was suggested that The Joker could inspire exactly the

1893
01:41:56,600 --> 01:42:00,880
Speaker 1: kind of people it's about, with potentially tragic results. He

1894
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:03,920
Speaker 1: didn't like the question. Joaquin got up in the middle

1895
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:06,120
Speaker 1: of the interview and walked out. It took a lot

1896
01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,080
Speaker 1: for him to get back into the interview. An hour

1897
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:10,600
Speaker 1: later they talked to talk to him. He didn't like

1898
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:12,960
Speaker 1: that question. And by the way, he walks out a lot.

1899
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:15,599
Speaker 1: Apparently during filming he would get up in the middle

1900
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:16,880
Speaker 1: of the scene and not like the way it was

1901
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:18,679
Speaker 1: going and just walk out of the room for a while,

1902
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: and so he should. So why are you gonna take

1903
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,640
Speaker 1: a look? No, I just love the people think The

1904
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:25,160
Speaker 1: Joker should be like a positive influence, right. No, But

1905
01:42:25,280 --> 01:42:27,920
Speaker 1: it's just it's so strange to me that there's always

1906
01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 1: problems on the sets of The Joker movies, Like it's

1907
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:33,559
Speaker 1: so dark that I really feel like it affects people

1908
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:37,200
Speaker 1: in crazy ways. Really tonight on television, I told you

1909
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:40,400
Speaker 1: you already have um this is us. It's back. Empire

1910
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:43,120
Speaker 1: is back and see Yes the Resident and the Voice,

1911
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Speaker 1: Part two of the Blind Audition. Thank you, my men,

1912
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Speaker 1: my Mandel, What my Mandel, you're a Mandel's sister. Thank you,

1913
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Speaker 1: my Danielle. Welcome. Kaffee is really ticking in. Kafee's making

1914
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Speaker 1: me goofy. This is justin Timberlake. Hey, there is Phoebe

1915
01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:04,479
Speaker 1: and you're listening to Elvis Duran Duran, and you know

1916
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:07,639
Speaker 1: there's nothing better than giving the gift of Tates Bake

1917
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Speaker 1: Shop goodies. I got our friend Vienna a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Tates Bake Shop and he is listening right now. And

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01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:18,320
Speaker 1: they made the journey all the way back, yeah, you know,

1920
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Speaker 1: in Vienna, all the way down to Tanzania. We turned

1921
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:22,479
Speaker 1: him onto Tates and he's got a problem because he

1922
01:43:22,520 --> 01:43:24,920
Speaker 1: can't find him unless we send them too. Now, if

1923
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Speaker 1: you want to give the best gift ever Tates Bake Shop,

1924
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send some to Great Tea Takes Bake Shop. There.

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Speaker 1: You know what great idea scary Their gift baskets are

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Speaker 1: filled with their signature crispy and buttery chocolate chip cookies

1927
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1929
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Speaker 1: a great way to say, Hey, we're excited to come

1931
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Speaker 1: over this weekend and send them ahead of time, and

1932
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Speaker 1: so when you get there for the big dinner party,

1933
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Speaker 1: your gift has already arrived. The Tates Bake Shop gift

1934
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Speaker 1: basket or make your own. Go to the friggin store

1935
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Speaker 1: and make your own basket. To go to Pier one

1936
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Speaker 1: and get a basket. It's always good I get to

1937
01:44:06,320 --> 01:44:07,680
Speaker 1: send them though, because then you can eat them too

1938
01:44:07,720 --> 01:44:10,679
Speaker 1: when you get there. Okay, go to the friggin store

1939
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:12,599
Speaker 1: and get your own back. You can make your own basket.

1940
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Speaker 1: Go to Tates Bakeshop dot com and you get twenty

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Speaker 1: percent off your purchase if you use the promo code Elvis.

1942
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Speaker 1: This is why you should do it this way. Tate's

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Speaker 1: Bakeshop dot com. Use the promo code Elvis twenty percent off. Hey,

1944
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Speaker 1: good morning, You're crazy monkey. Elvis Duran in the Morning

1945
01:44:29,439 --> 01:44:32,479
Speaker 1: Show Okay, so you don't. We always make fun of

1946
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:35,320
Speaker 1: our moms and dads or grandparents when they try to

1947
01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:37,840
Speaker 1: get online. You do your best to help them. Oh yeah.

1948
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:41,800
Speaker 1: Froggy used to call me every day and I said,

1949
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 1: what's wrong, Frog, what's wrong? Froggy? Tell me, I'm trying

1950
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:51,080
Speaker 1: to trow. Don't listen. Okay, So last night I went

1951
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:55,320
Speaker 1: on to Facebook for the first time in over a year.

1952
01:44:55,439 --> 01:44:58,439
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't get it. It's a whole new Facebook.

1953
01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:02,240
Speaker 1: It's not the same Facebook I left, okay, because there's

1954
01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:07,720
Speaker 1: Facebook that chatter. What's it called? Yeah, okay, I used

1955
01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:09,439
Speaker 1: to use that, but it was different. So I went

1956
01:45:09,520 --> 01:45:11,760
Speaker 1: on to Facebook last night to try to do some investigating,

1957
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:15,360
Speaker 1: as I told you earlier, right, and I don't understand it.

1958
01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 1: I now need like this is why you have kids,

1959
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:21,040
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, to teach you how to use Facebook.

1960
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:24,040
Speaker 1: And I'm a master with Instagram. I'm a master with

1961
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:27,760
Speaker 1: anything and everything except Facebook. I totally let it go

1962
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:30,639
Speaker 1: and it it evolves. And I didn't know My kids

1963
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:34,479
Speaker 1: laugh at Facebook. Okay, in school, like they have to

1964
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:36,640
Speaker 1: in my son's high school. You have to have a

1965
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Facebook and a Twitter as well as all the other stuff.

1966
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:42,720
Speaker 1: Right that they used and it goes really Yeah, I

1967
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 1: don't use that, I get it. I mean, no offense

1968
01:45:45,360 --> 01:45:48,360
Speaker 1: against Facebook. I still from what I gathered, it's it's

1969
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:50,479
Speaker 1: the people who use it still love it. Okay, I

1970
01:45:50,520 --> 01:45:52,600
Speaker 1: don't use I don't use Facebook anymore. It's good for

1971
01:45:52,760 --> 01:45:55,519
Speaker 1: businesses and stuff like that, to get the word out

1972
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,640
Speaker 1: there for things stuff like that. I don't think. I

1973
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:59,280
Speaker 1: think it's asking a lot for kids to have to

1974
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:01,360
Speaker 1: have a Facebook because it takes so much of your

1975
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:03,400
Speaker 1: information and then it just sends it out to everybody.

1976
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,599
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Yeah, that's terrible. What's up? Frog?

1977
01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:08,639
Speaker 1: I get attacked by my mom. She'll say, I posted

1978
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:11,000
Speaker 1: a picture you go on Facebook. You didn't even like it? Like, Mom,

1979
01:46:11,080 --> 01:46:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't use Facebook. I don't never go on O.

1980
01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:14,640
Speaker 1: Can you at least go on there and like the

1981
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:16,760
Speaker 1: picture that I posted on you? Well? I do so

1982
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:19,080
Speaker 1: what I felt, and as your mom has felt in

1983
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:21,719
Speaker 1: the past, Froggy, when you got mad at her trying

1984
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:24,160
Speaker 1: to tell her how to use Facebook, and you shouldn't

1985
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:27,560
Speaker 1: you should be patient. Last night, I unfortunately it was

1986
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:29,360
Speaker 1: one thirty in the morning. I couldn't wake up someone.

1987
01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't understand I don't understand it. I like, what

1988
01:46:31,439 --> 01:46:34,920
Speaker 1: do these things do? I'm totally I've been left in

1989
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:38,000
Speaker 1: the dust by Facebook. I think you'll be okay, you

1990
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 1: don't need it, Okay, good, yeah, instut, I'm in. I'm good.

1991
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:46,320
Speaker 1: What's scary? So the mobile version of Facebook is is

1992
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:48,960
Speaker 1: a little easier? Well, I went on the desktop a

1993
01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:51,280
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Of the desktop did the computer

1994
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:56,200
Speaker 1: forgetsook all? The computer is out of control. I'm like,

1995
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:58,639
Speaker 1: what the hell happened? I haven't been here in five years.

1996
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:01,880
Speaker 1: You can't even figure get navigated. It's it's impossible. It's

1997
01:47:01,880 --> 01:47:04,679
Speaker 1: so weird to me. I can't imagine being on social

1998
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:07,040
Speaker 1: media on a computer now. To me, that's the two

1999
01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:10,160
Speaker 1: aren't the same. That's okay, gotcha. You know what I

2000
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:12,400
Speaker 1: got excited. I was in the car with my husband

2001
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:15,160
Speaker 1: and he posted something for work on Facebook on his

2002
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:17,800
Speaker 1: phone and I had my phone and I said, okay,

2003
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:19,840
Speaker 1: let me look at what you posted. And then I

2004
01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:22,400
Speaker 1: hit like a little smiley face, and I guess the

2005
01:47:22,479 --> 01:47:25,600
Speaker 1: smiley face turns into a little bubble and it floated.

2006
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:29,640
Speaker 1: It floats up. Oh my god, So I watched I

2007
01:47:29,760 --> 01:47:31,840
Speaker 1: watched the smiley face float up from my phone. And

2008
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:34,040
Speaker 1: then it looked like it floated over to his phone

2009
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:37,200
Speaker 1: because it like liked his fitch. It's like you're drinking tequila.

2010
01:47:37,320 --> 01:47:40,920
Speaker 1: It was very cool, like aliens. Oh yeah, I know.

2011
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:44,120
Speaker 1: Facebook used to be the thing I was most comfortable with,

2012
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:47,080
Speaker 1: but that was how many years ago? Was that Instagram

2013
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:49,879
Speaker 1: is the easiest thing? And then and then Snapchat Apparently

2014
01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:53,559
Speaker 1: nowadays the kids don't eat my my son, they don't.

2015
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:57,080
Speaker 1: They don't like talk via like a text messages. Yeah,

2016
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:59,600
Speaker 1: they just talk via Snapchat. That's no. I get that.

2017
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:02,200
Speaker 1: And I it's like, oh, where's your conversation? Here he goes.

2018
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:04,240
Speaker 1: And then you know, we have I have a lot

2019
01:48:04,280 --> 01:48:06,040
Speaker 1: of friends who don't live in the States, so we

2020
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,479
Speaker 1: what's app a lot? Yeah? Yeah, so what's app with

2021
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:10,680
Speaker 1: VNA because it's free? Yeah, and it's so it's like

2022
01:48:10,760 --> 01:48:13,160
Speaker 1: we're all over the place anyway. So anyway, so Facebook

2023
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:15,519
Speaker 1: it's foreign to me now. I guess I'm I'm a grandfather.

2024
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand. You need me to help walk you through.

2025
01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:19,880
Speaker 1: I won't yellow. I don't want to use Facebook. I

2026
01:48:19,920 --> 01:48:22,639
Speaker 1: just needed to investigate someone who was in my dreams

2027
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:24,880
Speaker 1: in a fully for stock in a nefarious word. Yes,

2028
01:48:25,439 --> 01:48:28,439
Speaker 1: by the way, at this time tomorrow, I do believe

2029
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:31,679
Speaker 1: a cruise will be given away right here on our show.

2030
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:34,400
Speaker 1: And I bet and has something to do with our

2031
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Speaker 1: family at Norwegian and they have a new ship. Am

2032
01:48:38,320 --> 01:48:40,840
Speaker 1: I able to enter? No? No, you can enter the

2033
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:43,639
Speaker 1: ship if you buy a ticket. Actually you're you're, you're

2034
01:48:43,640 --> 01:48:46,479
Speaker 1: a godparent. You can go any anyway tomorrow at this

2035
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Speaker 1: time a cruise thanks to NCO. Make sure you're listening.

2036
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Speaker 1: So let's talk about the big story that actually has

2037
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:53,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people on the left, a lot of

2038
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:56,559
Speaker 1: people on the right going hate it, love it, whatever.

2039
01:48:57,000 --> 01:49:01,600
Speaker 1: But this story about little Greta Tunberg. She gave this

2040
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:05,760
Speaker 1: speech on climate at the Climate Summit at the UN

2041
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 1: here in New York yesterday. It is everyone talking. A

2042
01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:13,040
Speaker 1: lot of people are so so so so into her message,

2043
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:16,080
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are so so so against

2044
01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:19,479
Speaker 1: her message. Some people were even calling her mentally ill,

2045
01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:22,120
Speaker 1: which I thought was very rude, quite a leap. At

2046
01:49:22,160 --> 01:49:24,479
Speaker 1: the same time, a lot of politicians, a lot of

2047
01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:27,479
Speaker 1: world's leaders knew what her speech was going to be,

2048
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:31,880
Speaker 1: and they were prepared to come on after her speech

2049
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:34,120
Speaker 1: to say, well, here's what we're going to do in

2050
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:38,000
Speaker 1: response to what you said, little Greta. Greta actually had

2051
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:40,519
Speaker 1: some pretty powerful words. She was saying, people are suffering,

2052
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:44,280
Speaker 1: people are dying, ecosystems are collapsing, and we're all at

2053
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:46,760
Speaker 1: the beginning of mass extinction. Which I know people have

2054
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,080
Speaker 1: differing thoughts on that. But if you believe what a

2055
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 1: lot of things are saying, she's right. You know, you

2056
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:57,280
Speaker 1: can see some of the simple, simple signs when when

2057
01:49:57,320 --> 01:50:00,880
Speaker 1: you see how glaciers are melting in this and that,

2058
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:04,479
Speaker 1: and it's you can see signs everywhere. What you believe in,

2059
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:07,880
Speaker 1: what scientific backup you need for that? Well, okay, but

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Speaker 1: here's what she had to say, very passionate at the

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01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:12,680
Speaker 1: un here in New York yesterday. You are failing us.

2062
01:50:13,960 --> 01:50:17,400
Speaker 1: But the young people are starting to understand your betrayal.

2063
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:23,800
Speaker 1: The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And

2064
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:26,920
Speaker 1: if you choose to fail us, I say, we will

2065
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:30,800
Speaker 1: never forgive you. Here you go. Wow. So that's what

2066
01:50:30,840 --> 01:50:34,320
Speaker 1: a lot of people are talking about today. What I

2067
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:37,439
Speaker 1: find interesting is whether you side with her or not.

2068
01:50:39,439 --> 01:50:42,840
Speaker 1: To see a young, a young lady stand up in

2069
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:45,960
Speaker 1: front of the most powerful, arguably some of those powerful

2070
01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:48,920
Speaker 1: powerful people in the world and just seem to be

2071
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:54,320
Speaker 1: impassioned at the same time, very together, very collected, very focused. Yep,

2072
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:56,639
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty cool. If I still stood

2073
01:50:56,680 --> 01:50:58,120
Speaker 1: up in front of the UN, I would crap my

2074
01:50:58,160 --> 01:51:00,599
Speaker 1: pants a little bit, and then I would my boogers.

2075
01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:03,719
Speaker 1: I would eat my boggers in front of the world's leaders. Okay,

2076
01:51:03,760 --> 01:51:05,960
Speaker 1: but you're a really weird way to handle the translator

2077
01:51:06,120 --> 01:51:10,360
Speaker 1: up topic, going to the Iranian translator, mister Durrands now

2078
01:51:10,439 --> 01:51:14,560
Speaker 1: eating his boogers. Nervousness of the podium anyway, But you

2079
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,759
Speaker 1: you listen to what she says, and whether you believe

2080
01:51:16,800 --> 01:51:19,280
Speaker 1: in a hundred percent or not, you have to admit

2081
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:22,120
Speaker 1: that there are so many signs out there that things

2082
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:24,360
Speaker 1: are not going in the right direct. The climate has changed.

2083
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:28,240
Speaker 1: I mean, really, there are things not right, you know.

2084
01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:31,080
Speaker 1: I think just the fact that sometimes you don't know

2085
01:51:31,439 --> 01:51:34,240
Speaker 1: what to wear outside when it's supposed to be like

2086
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:37,599
Speaker 1: forty degrees but it turns out to be eighty degrees.

2087
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:40,000
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like something that's not right,

2088
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,280
Speaker 1: that's something not going right. Do you even look at

2089
01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:44,280
Speaker 1: the animal Kingdom and how they're dealing with things right now?

2090
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:46,519
Speaker 1: The polar bears are coming into the cities because their

2091
01:51:46,520 --> 01:51:49,040
Speaker 1: ice is melting. Right, There's so much to learn about it,

2092
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:50,680
Speaker 1: and you know, if you don't know a lot about it,

2093
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,360
Speaker 1: I've always I'm always looking for new ways to learn

2094
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:56,280
Speaker 1: about climate change and what people are saying about yes

2095
01:51:56,520 --> 01:51:58,599
Speaker 1: or no. I want to hear both sides. I want

2096
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:00,560
Speaker 1: to hear both arguments. I want. I don't want to

2097
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:03,000
Speaker 1: hear just one side and agree with it. That's just me. Yeah,

2098
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:06,280
Speaker 1: I need to hear proof from both sides. And at

2099
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:09,320
Speaker 1: the same time, you know, knowing the difference between climate

2100
01:52:09,479 --> 01:52:13,280
Speaker 1: and weather, you know, also watching the signs that are

2101
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:15,719
Speaker 1: being shown us every day around the world, around the world.

2102
01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:17,200
Speaker 1: And then you have some people saying, well, this can

2103
01:52:17,200 --> 01:52:18,600
Speaker 1: be explained this way and this way. I want to

2104
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:21,040
Speaker 1: see both sides. And when sometimes people get mad at

2105
01:52:21,080 --> 01:52:23,680
Speaker 1: me for saying that, some people people get mad, how

2106
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:25,840
Speaker 1: dare you want to see both I am ticked at

2107
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,479
Speaker 1: you right now. I have no problem with it. How

2108
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:29,479
Speaker 1: can you get mad with somebody for wanting to learn

2109
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:32,120
Speaker 1: and know both sides before making a decision. That's pretty stupid.

2110
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:34,559
Speaker 1: I tell you why, Because I'm not agreeing with their

2111
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 1: side immediately. That's you know, Look, I know how I

2112
01:52:38,439 --> 01:52:39,840
Speaker 1: feel about it. I'll tell you you know what you

2113
01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:42,679
Speaker 1: tell you. Yeah, I think we definitely have some climate

2114
01:52:42,760 --> 01:52:45,280
Speaker 1: problems on this planet of ours. But I still want

2115
01:52:45,320 --> 01:52:47,360
Speaker 1: to learn more. And there's nothing wrong with being more curious,

2116
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:49,479
Speaker 1: because either it will bolster the way I feel or

2117
01:52:49,520 --> 01:52:51,920
Speaker 1: it will go make me want to know more. If

2118
01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:54,920
Speaker 1: you go to Alaska, you will learn a lot and

2119
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:58,120
Speaker 1: see things are happening there that say, yeah, should not

2120
01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:01,880
Speaker 1: be happening all around the world anyway. So hats off

2121
01:53:01,920 --> 01:53:04,439
Speaker 1: to Greta Tundberg who gone up there. It made a

2122
01:53:04,479 --> 01:53:08,240
Speaker 1: speech and uh, you know, and I hope if she

2123
01:53:08,439 --> 01:53:12,000
Speaker 1: hears the she hears the h the chorus of people

2124
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:14,400
Speaker 1: who are disagreeing with her and saying really mean nasty

2125
01:53:14,439 --> 01:53:16,599
Speaker 1: things about her. I hope she can just keep moving

2126
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:19,120
Speaker 1: forward and not give up. And with that said, we

2127
01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:23,000
Speaker 1: take a break. Have the picketers started lighting up outside

2128
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:28,360
Speaker 1: our building? All right? Yes, all right, you're a dumb

2129
01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:38,120
Speaker 1: as well. How did he do? I promise you tomorrow morning,

2130
01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:40,920
Speaker 1: if you're just turning on at this time, you will

2131
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:43,639
Speaker 1: have missed a cruise on Norwegian. We're giving away another

2132
01:53:43,640 --> 01:53:47,000
Speaker 1: cruise tomorrow morning. I always know it's it's pretty simple.

2133
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:50,839
Speaker 1: When anyone from our favorite cruise line, our family Norwegian,

2134
01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:54,519
Speaker 1: anyone visits, including Andy Steward of course, of course, and

2135
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:59,160
Speaker 1: the president and lord god, you know, you know when

2136
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:02,200
Speaker 1: he shows up, it's guaranteed cruise day, of course, and

2137
01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:04,799
Speaker 1: he will be here. I see him scheduled. He's here tomorrow,

2138
01:54:05,160 --> 01:54:07,920
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes ago. He carries cruises in his pockets.

2139
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,920
Speaker 1: He does we still actually just they just fall out

2140
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:12,800
Speaker 1: of his butt when he walks around. I know, can

2141
01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:16,040
Speaker 1: you imagine? Is that a ship in your panty? Are

2142
01:54:16,080 --> 01:54:19,080
Speaker 1: happy to see me? And anyway, so tomorrow morning, another cruise,

2143
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:21,000
Speaker 1: it's happening. Plus we have a free trip phone tap tomorrow.

2144
01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a busy day into the three things

2145
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:25,880
Speaker 1: you need to need to know. Hello, Gandhi? What are they?

2146
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:28,519
Speaker 1: Delta Airlines says that they will not waiver on the

2147
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:31,400
Speaker 1: band prohibiting pit bowls to be used as service dogs.

2148
01:54:31,479 --> 01:54:33,920
Speaker 1: They say they understand that some people are going to

2149
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:35,920
Speaker 1: try to say that, but safety is their first concern

2150
01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:38,200
Speaker 1: and I know pitpole activists are gonna lose it over this,

2151
01:54:38,480 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 1: but they say they have to be careful of other

2152
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:42,120
Speaker 1: people on the plane and that's that they're not going

2153
01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:45,400
Speaker 1: to compromise. Antonio Brown says he's going back to school

2154
01:54:45,440 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 1: now that his NFL career is over. I can't based

2155
01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:49,960
Speaker 1: on some of those texts we saw, he probably needs

2156
01:54:49,960 --> 01:54:53,480
Speaker 1: to go back to school. But he says that he's

2157
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:56,000
Speaker 1: finished with the NFL. And today also he's going to

2158
01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:58,640
Speaker 1: be in Miami because he has another lawsuit going on.

2159
01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:01,320
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with a sexual assault. Apparently he

2160
01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:03,640
Speaker 1: damaged a condo and he's getting sued for ten million dollars.

2161
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:05,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes film might be done with him. No, no, no,

2162
01:55:05,920 --> 01:55:08,880
Speaker 1: they love him, and sometimes people damage condos. Oh it

2163
01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:10,800
Speaker 1: happens to the tune of ten million dollars. I'm not

2164
01:55:10,920 --> 01:55:14,960
Speaker 1: really sure, but okay. And finally, it's National Voter Registration Day.

2165
01:55:15,080 --> 01:55:17,440
Speaker 1: This is the seventh year of the event because millions

2166
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:19,560
Speaker 1: of people find out every time they go to vote

2167
01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:21,800
Speaker 1: that oops, you couldn't do it. You missed the deadline,

2168
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:24,280
Speaker 1: you didn't update your registration, or you just weren't sure

2169
01:55:24,400 --> 01:55:26,800
Speaker 1: how you could register. Yeah, if you can't get out

2170
01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:29,240
Speaker 1: and register today, you can also go to I will

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01:55:29,360 --> 01:55:32,240
Speaker 1: vote dot com and register there. Don't let it get

2172
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,760
Speaker 1: away from you. It's very important. No address again, I

2173
01:55:34,880 --> 01:55:41,360
Speaker 1: will vote dot com show. Hey guys, bedtime is sometimes

2174
01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:43,920
Speaker 1: a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,

2175
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,880
Speaker 1: my daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well,

2176
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:50,440
Speaker 1: fortunately Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's

2177
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:53,800
Speaker 1: Kids Melatonin gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find

2178
01:55:53,920 --> 01:56:02,360
Speaker 1: Puress Kids in stores everywhere. Elvis Store, Ran phone tap Garrett, Yes, Garrett,

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01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:04,160
Speaker 1: you're a good American. I appreciate that you've got good

2180
01:56:04,160 --> 01:56:05,800
Speaker 1: phone taps. What are you doing today? So this is

2181
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:08,120
Speaker 1: what we call a reverse phone tap. Now. It started

2182
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:11,280
Speaker 1: off with Bella emailing us and submitting an idea saying, Hey,

2183
01:56:11,280 --> 01:56:12,800
Speaker 1: I want to play a phone tap on my dad

2184
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:16,560
Speaker 1: Dan about our family dog. I said, that's cute. But

2185
01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:19,120
Speaker 1: let me call up Dad behind her back and say, Hey,

2186
01:56:19,160 --> 01:56:20,720
Speaker 1: your daughter wants to play a phone tap on you.

2187
01:56:20,880 --> 01:56:23,080
Speaker 1: I think it would be funny if we really phone

2188
01:56:23,120 --> 01:56:25,800
Speaker 1: tap your daughter, Bella. That's gonna happen. We're gonna start

2189
01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:27,880
Speaker 1: the call to Dan. We're gonna play along, He's gonna

2190
01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:30,880
Speaker 1: play along, and then all hell breaks. This is awful.

2191
01:56:30,960 --> 01:56:35,760
Speaker 1: You do this time? Idea? Hello Dan, this is a

2192
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:40,320
Speaker 1: todd I have your dog duty. What are you gonna

2193
01:56:40,320 --> 01:56:42,880
Speaker 1: have my dog. Well, your dog showed up at my

2194
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:45,960
Speaker 1: business this morning when I pulled into work, and it's

2195
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:51,320
Speaker 1: been hanging out with us. Daughter. Let the gate open again? Hi,

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01:56:51,840 --> 01:56:54,240
Speaker 1: where are you? What's what's the business? I work over

2197
01:56:54,320 --> 01:56:59,480
Speaker 1: at laces On here given not? Oh the night? I

2198
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,880
Speaker 1: know where that is? All right? Great, you're familiar with it?

2199
01:57:02,160 --> 01:57:05,920
Speaker 1: A great. By the way, is Crystal works tonight? Well?

2200
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:09,040
Speaker 1: I could check this schedule. I'm not very sure about

2201
01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:12,000
Speaker 1: the girls schedule, but not mean all the checks there

2202
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:14,920
Speaker 1: are hot? Um? Hey, hey ma, you do me one favorite.

2203
01:57:15,160 --> 01:57:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm just fuck at work now, okay, but um, but

2204
01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking to get out tonight anyway, So can you

2205
01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:21,800
Speaker 1: hold the dog to tonight and I'll come by and

2206
01:57:22,160 --> 01:57:24,520
Speaker 1: you don't get a laugh? Well on there, Garrett, we

2207
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:27,040
Speaker 1: have to stop. Hello, is somebody else on the line.

2208
01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:29,000
Speaker 1: We need to stop this right now? All right? What

2209
01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:32,640
Speaker 1: are you doing? Stopped talking? You? Hang up? What are

2210
01:57:32,640 --> 01:57:35,040
Speaker 1: you doing on the phone? Bella? Hang up? We will

2211
01:57:35,080 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 1: talk later, Bella. Just let me know if I could

2212
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:42,280
Speaker 1: be of any help. All right, okay, sorry, all right,

2213
01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:44,960
Speaker 1: Dann I hung up on Are you there? I think

2214
01:57:44,960 --> 01:57:46,400
Speaker 1: we kind of freaked her out a little all right,

2215
01:57:46,480 --> 01:57:52,280
Speaker 1: let's get it's gonna get my phone right now. Perfect listen,

2216
01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:54,280
Speaker 1: I need you to three way to call in and

2217
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:56,760
Speaker 1: we record it on this end. Try to push your

2218
01:57:56,800 --> 01:58:01,120
Speaker 1: buttons just a little bit. All right, we'll see the

2219
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:04,120
Speaker 1: matter with you. What is the matter with you? You're disgusting.

2220
01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,480
Speaker 1: Why does it matter when you're going like strip club?

2221
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:10,560
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You're like talking about getting

2222
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:13,320
Speaker 1: lack cancers and like going to strip club. No, no, no,

2223
01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:16,320
Speaker 1: you miss her. I literally just talked to you on

2224
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:18,160
Speaker 1: the phone. I heard exactly what you take. I went,

2225
01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:20,480
Speaker 1: you know, a couple of years ago with some guys

2226
01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:24,600
Speaker 1: after work. And have you been going well, I'd say

2227
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:26,160
Speaker 1: at least a couple of times a week for a

2228
01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:29,120
Speaker 1: couple of years. Oh my god, you're grow that. The

2229
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:31,520
Speaker 1: girl was watched the ball We watched the ball games,

2230
01:58:31,520 --> 01:58:34,800
Speaker 1: and there's you know, some other entertainment. Why are you

2231
01:58:34,920 --> 01:58:38,240
Speaker 1: in the strip club? Strip club? It's a gentleman's club.

2232
01:58:38,720 --> 01:58:43,440
Speaker 1: A lot of gentleman go there. Denial, like, didn't tell me?

2233
01:58:43,480 --> 01:58:46,120
Speaker 1: Does mom know about it? Does mom know? He's kind

2234
01:58:46,160 --> 01:58:48,920
Speaker 1: of the funny thing. She saw on a credit card

2235
01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:52,280
Speaker 1: statement a couple of months ago, and I thought she

2236
01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:54,920
Speaker 1: was gonna be really pissed at me, but she's actually

2237
01:58:54,960 --> 01:58:58,120
Speaker 1: come into it. She goes with me sometimes. What you know,

2238
01:58:58,160 --> 01:59:01,000
Speaker 1: when we said we're going to movies, yeah, we're We're

2239
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:03,280
Speaker 1: at the strip club. I'm like tropic lines right now.

2240
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:05,840
Speaker 1: I remember when I wanted to know if you want

2241
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:08,280
Speaker 1: to come to church with us and you said no, Yeah,

2242
01:59:08,360 --> 01:59:10,560
Speaker 1: we didn't go to church. We were at strip club.

2243
01:59:11,280 --> 01:59:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. There see how we're so happy and

2244
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:22,400
Speaker 1: love you like because you guys don't only hear this. Hey, Bella,

2245
01:59:24,040 --> 01:59:27,360
Speaker 1: let's Garrett, what are you phone? You wanted to play

2246
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:29,840
Speaker 1: a phone tap on your dad? We actually played a

2247
01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:37,040
Speaker 1: phone tap on you. My god, so all that was

2248
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:41,960
Speaker 1: not real. No, now you go to a shrip club.

2249
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:44,160
Speaker 1: Be let me go to srip bub Are you carry

2250
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:52,280
Speaker 1: either way? I'm so gross out right now? Have an

2251
01:59:52,320 --> 01:59:54,800
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tab. Go to allastrean dot com.

2252
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:56,800
Speaker 1: Click on the phone, tap tap, tell us what you

2253
01:59:56,880 --> 02:00:02,880
Speaker 1: want to do. This phone table was prerecorded permission durand

2254
02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:13,920
Speaker 1: phone tad on Elvis Durrand in the Morning show. We're

2255
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Speaker 1: all feeling good, Yeah, feeling great? Straight night? You feeling good?

2256
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:19,240
Speaker 1: I feel great, Elvis great, fright boy, feeling good. I'm

2257
02:00:19,280 --> 02:00:23,400
Speaker 1: feeling awesome. Yeah, Danielle, Yes, you know you're okay, I'm good, Scary,

2258
02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing well as well. Rody, how you feeling, Oh,

2259
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:29,800
Speaker 1: I'm winning, Gandhi, how are you doing? Awful? Absolutely, that's

2260
02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:31,760
Speaker 1: a great day. She always has to be the different one.

2261
02:00:31,880 --> 02:00:34,120
Speaker 1: Well I was last. I felt like it was important. Well, no,

2262
02:00:34,160 --> 02:00:35,920
Speaker 1: you weren't last. I was gonna go to Foggy. Oh,

2263
02:00:36,160 --> 02:00:40,720
Speaker 1: but Froggy's not in his room, am wegg. I'm just

2264
02:00:40,880 --> 02:00:42,440
Speaker 1: trying to go in there and ask him a nice question,

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Speaker 1: like how you doing. He's not there. He was just prepared.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird, scary, a little snitching class. He wasn't

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Speaker 1: prepared Iggy away from his camera, I see what. At

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Speaker 1: the same time, I think he's like, no, I think

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Speaker 1: he's like, he has a schedule. Okay, all right, regular

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Speaker 1: I tell you what this is. This is so like

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Speaker 1: our show. If you're not in the room, we're going

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Speaker 1: to talk about you at the same time every day.

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Speaker 1: I know a tea's in here, we can't talk about it.

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Speaker 1: So Froggy is not in the room, let's all talk

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Speaker 1: about it. So So Danielle's hypothesis is he takes a

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Speaker 1: pooh on a schedule, Yeah, every day time time. Oh Darius,

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Speaker 1: what about you? Gandhi? Where do you think from? Oh

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Speaker 1: he's back. We're trying to take a Guess where you go?

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Speaker 1: Tell you know where I got. I think you're on

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Speaker 1: a schedule and you're regular, and you take a poo

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Speaker 1: at this time every day. Well this is not the

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Speaker 1: normal time, but today it happened at this time. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. And I had to wait for a stall,

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Speaker 1: out saying he wasn't prepared. Wait, you had to stand

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Speaker 1: in line. I had to wait. No, there was no line,

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Speaker 1: but I was the first lines. I had to wait

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Speaker 1: for a stall. So I waited and waited patiently outside

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Speaker 1: the door. I don't like to wait in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: So when you sat down, the seat was already warm.

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Speaker 1: Oh we have something else. I cannot I cannot sit

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Speaker 1: and I don't care if it's at the airport or

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Speaker 1: the library, because you know I always at the library. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't sit in someone else's butt heat. It's just

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Speaker 1: it's weird to me because there's energy there. And I

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Speaker 1: don't laugh at me. There is energy in that heat.

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Speaker 1: You are absolutely right whenever I get onto the subway

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Speaker 1: or the path train and I sit down and it's warm.

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Speaker 1: I get up. Great, Come here, sit on I've been

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Speaker 1: sitting on this chair for my butt heat is on

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Speaker 1: this chair. Okay, sit on my chair. You're gonna feel

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Speaker 1: my butt heat. Now do you feel my energy? Actually?

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Speaker 1: I do? Yeah? Three. You see it's not just it's

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Speaker 1: not just heat. There is energy there, being positive or negative.

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Speaker 1: How's my butt energy right now? Very nice? You know

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Speaker 1: you have a little tiny but you don't have a

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Speaker 1: very big butt because there, you know, the the dent

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Speaker 1: that you made. I think mine's bigger. It's overlapping your dent.

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Speaker 1: Well you have more spread, all right, but it's so weird.

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Speaker 1: All right, get your ass out of my energy. Literally, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you literally literally so yeah. So you sit down

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Speaker 1: and someone else's energy, Yeah, you just better hope they

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Speaker 1: have a positive energy they've left behind. Do you do

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Speaker 1: If they don't, well you have to absorb it and

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Speaker 1: then you have to deal with it. You have to

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Speaker 1: save your butt. Don't I sound like Mother Earth? We

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Speaker 1: have time for just a few headlines from Danielle. All right,

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Speaker 1: So Jenna Duan is pregnant. She is expecting her first

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Speaker 1: child with her boyfriend Steve Steve, and you know she

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Speaker 1: has a baby already here, a six year old daughter

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Speaker 1: with her exit Channing Tatum. So congratulations there. So last night,

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Speaker 1: season seventeen of The Voice premiered, and it was really

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Speaker 1: weird because Adam Levine is gone. It was very weird

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Speaker 1: to see them without Adam. This is the first time

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Speaker 1: Adam hasn't been there, so of course Blake Shelton had

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Speaker 1: to poke fun at him, and Kelly Clarkson did something.

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Speaker 1: But she's sitting in Adam's seat, and he's like, it's

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Speaker 1: not her fault. She's an Adam's old chair. It makes

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Speaker 1: her possessed. You have to do those things when you're

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Speaker 1: in Adam. So he's sort of still there in the

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Speaker 1: way God is still there his butt energy exactly, Paul.

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Speaker 1: The announce of new tour dates Truth Hurts by Lizzo

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Speaker 1: six nine disappear into the Witness Protection Program with those

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Speaker 1: hats and that colorful hair. No good luck, thank you.

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