WEBVTT - My Momma, Ya Arm! (with Skye Townsend) 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:06.920 My Twitter bio before I finally shut that ship down 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.880 was I got water bed seats in my limousine because 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:14.040 it was in a fucking sugar like. I was just like, 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.600 that's the silliest thing for a man to brag about. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.560 I got water bed seats in my limousine. You're just 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:28.040 staying stuff. I think that's amazing that I wrote it down. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:31.840 It was amazing, but not for the same reasons apparently 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.559 that you won't. I would do it. If I had 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.680 a limousine, I'd have that too, so I don't know 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.720 you'd have water bed and then i'd wrap about it. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.360 So I don't really see the big deals. Yeah, I 0:00:41.400 --> 0:01:10.440 wouldn't know. Money stuff I can't tell me there is 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:15.360 Welcome to my mom and told me the podcast where 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.039 we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.760 theories and we weren't to finally prove that crank that 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:28.240 by Soldier Boy was in fact funded by the Marvel 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:33.840 Cinematic Universe to take eyes away from and discredit DC 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.959 during the Superman movie rollout. My name is David Bording. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:43.880 WHOA I'm like stink Kerman and I'm I'm processinging. I'm 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:49.680 pieces wait so you're saying, you're saying that Marvel spent 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.160 money to make to make this soldier boy crank that 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:59.560 super the Superman these holes and have a negative effect overall. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.560 They knew the dance was gonna work. They knew people 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.920 were not gonna people were not gonna think upon Superman 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:13.240 kindly after that, right, Superman seems like a real piece 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:19.240 of shit after Yeah, he's fucking slapping his sperm on 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:22.440 a lady's back after after a nice time. I think 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.440 maybe you misread what that dance was. Oh is that not? 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.760 Did y'all not hear that? Conspiracy theory? This isn't a 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:33.960 common knowledge conspiracy thing. This is for sure conspiracy on conspiracy. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.359 What are you saying? I'm saying that it is. It 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:42.080 was a relatively well known conspiracy theory where I'm from 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.880 that the Soldier Boy dance had a double meaning in 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.639 that you would come on a lady's back and then 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:52.600 slap the sheets on that come, thus making a cape 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.800 that she is forced to walk around with. She is 0:02:55.840 --> 0:03:02.839 Superman in this? She well, yes, but man, that Superman. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.560 I think that was less of a regional thing. I 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.399 think it's more of an age thing. I think young 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.720 men have a lot of conspiracies about coming on women's 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:17.120 back and what's gonna happen after that, as opposed to 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.240 it's gonna be anything other than you're gonna get her 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.400 a towel and say thank you. But you know what 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.840 I mean, he's what I was like, Yeah, he was 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:27.000 like my father listened to Soldier Boy differently than I 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:33.640 that yes, yeah, because young guys always like yeah, and 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.200 it's like, no, you wanted to go to see what 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:42.160 are you talking about? And now you're grateful And so 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.400 that's because that doesn't let's break this down through what 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:50.200 we're saying scientifically. You finished, you slap the sheets on 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.720 her back, and then she just walks around like she 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:57.680 doesn't clothes on, or like she's got to go back 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:01.480 to work as well. This is just I think. I 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:09.440 think that if she wants to put her Auntie as 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:13.920 uniform over that cape and and walk what you're saying 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.040 and walk into the office a little more powerful than 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:24.839 when she left, that's her business, because she just all right, baby, listen, listen, listen. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:32.080 Oh oh five was nuts. Yeah, it was a wild time. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.640 I think you're you're landing on something very legitimate in 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.840 my mind. The only thing bigger than our dreams was 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:44.960 our T shirts and put that on a T shirt 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:51.600 that our guest today, she has watched us waste at 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:55.280 this point in innumerable amount of time. It's it's almost 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:59.919 unbelievable that she has not left. She she for some reason, 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:04.520 seems to be enjoying herself, and frankly, it baffles me. 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:09.000 She's far better than whatever this has been, and yet 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.400 here she is bullshitting with the likes of us. She's 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.880 so funny, so talented. You know her best from her 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.400 work on A Black Lady Sketch Show, which is appearing 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:24.000 April fourteenth. I think is season three or four? Excuse me, 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:28.120 brand new season coming out April fourteenth. She's so funny. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.239 I love her so much. Give it up for sky 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:38.120 Towns Day. Yeah, oh man, what an intro? Hell yeah, 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.880 I tried to hit a drop through you my mouth. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:44.120 It didn't work. How dare you don't miss the next drop? 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:48.520 Okay don't Yeah, Lee, you are supposed to hit it 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:54.520 after season four and then it was city Bar. It's 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:59.520 not good, lady. Wow, I'm disappointed. I'm out of here. 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.000 This is is done, this is over. But imagine if 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.680 it would have been where it was supposed to be. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.160 That would have been I would have felt special. I 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:12.120 just you need to tighten up. Okay, tighten up a million. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:21.680 Are you reading journal? Everything you watch the You're like, hey, 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.800 at least get the drops right. If you're gonna play 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:30.240 city boys, city boy, you gotta be man man next time. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.240 It's okay. I believe in you. I feel really optimistic 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.200 about this. I feel like the mouse is going to 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:36.440 do what it needs to do the next time, and 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.760 we're gonna get it grown. You know, Thank you, thank 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:42.080 You're welcome. You're welcome. I'm here for you. We have 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.560 to tighten up because we have a conspiracy theory that 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.000 you came to us with. That that I'm excited about. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.240 I think is it has a level of controversy to it, 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.760 a little bit of a bite to it. I think, 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:58.640 uh one one could say, you said, my mama told 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:08.480 me you can't cook if you have skinny arms. Yeah, 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:12.560 I m tell us. You know, honestly, this one is 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.640 kind of triggering because I'm gonna give you the backstory. Okay, 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.840 So so hold on, I'm about to just sell all 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.640 my business. But that's fine because I haven't had shame 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.880 in a long time. So okay, So I was in 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:30.920 a relationship, right, I embarrassed myself for a living. I'm 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.200 like whatever. So I was in a relationship for a 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.880 really long time, seven years, right, and then I decided 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:41.080 to embark on a journey of sexual liberation. Right. That 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.280 was about dating and getting to meet a bunch of 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.960 people and blah blah blah. And so I had met 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.920 a guy. Oh no, I wish I know. I was 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:51.720 on a journey. I was just like, I'm going to 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.160 meet people at bars and walking down the street and 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.520 I'm gonna socialize, and you know, it was great. It 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.920 was a great time in my life. However, thank you 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.000 so much. So I met a guy from New York 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:07.880 and we were dating, and I had made some soul food, right, 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:16.000 I know, hold on, so there's only well, there's only 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:26.120 two ways this story goes. That food. Please, that's what 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.280 I'm gonna feel myself, please black So, oh my god, 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.640 I can't feel myself on a podcast. It's so bad. Okay, 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:40.560 So literally, so mind you, I'm all in. You know, 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.240 I never dated a guy from New York at this point, 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.280 you know, you know, he would call me sweetheart, and 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.320 baby and honey and like all these things, and like 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:56.559 I just wanted I wanted to give this man the world. Okay, 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.640 So I'm cooking and I'm like, you know, I'm making 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.040 some salt food and I wanted to invite him over 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.880 to have some, and um, you know, he calls me 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.200 and he's like can you cook? And mind you you 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:16.600 know I'm from the legs. So he got it out 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.560 in my head, you know, and like the thing is, 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:23.200 I'm very aware that's a crazy way to respond dinner 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:29.160 invitation though New York is nuts. Can you you don't 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:35.160 even have space? Just be excited your house man, Like, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.240 you don't have a car. What do you thinking? I cook? 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.720 Like what you live amongst rackets and roaches. Let's them 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.520 down on people who don't have cars. They could just 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.080 they could just they live in urban centers for a 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.079 long time and then they don't. You don't need to 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.959 get one. Maybe maybe they have a complicated relationship with 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:58.080 Maybe they don't see this. There's gonna be a plot 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.920 with in this. It's gonna be like your cousin or something. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.760 I know you're gonna be like I know this guy. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.959 So you know, he asked me if I could cook, 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.120 and and basically, you know, I know, I'm from LA, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.640 so I know when people think of cooks, they're not like, oh, 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.800 a woman from LA is really gonna feed you. Well, 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.760 I know, I know what I'm up against, you know 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.160 what I mean, I'm not going to argue that. So 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.199 I felt really optimistic about the meal until he was like, 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.320 you know, I just you know, I love everything about you, 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:28.559 but like I just feel like, I don't know, like 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.960 if a girl like she got skinny arms, I don't 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.480 really think she could cook. And I'm like, what do 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.720 you mean by that? And He's like, you know, I 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.280 just feel like I don't know, like I feel like 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.720 Southern women or you know whatever. And at this point 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.120 is just the insecutors are building, right, I'm like, God, 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:49.760 do you even like kissing me? You know? So so 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.520 I'm just having them. I didn't even know, dude, from 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.960 me your kissed until you just said that. Oh right, 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:58.960 I didn't even know that was how they got down. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:02.240 He thought they swipe their metro card across your face. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:11.880 Oh my god. Oh that is so triggering. Oh god, oh, 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.240 oh my god, I'm not going to survive this. So yeah, 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.280 so that really kind of just created a complex in me. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.520 And of course growing up I heard like, you trust 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.559 the chef if she's thick, you know, you wanted to 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.160 have some hips or whatever, and like, the women in 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:29.200 my family are beautiful, but wow, we do not have body, 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.240 We do not have hips, We do not So he 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.600 really just unlocks some shit at this point because I'm 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:42.680 like you, it's like it's like straight up and down, 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.520 you know what I mean, maybe a little chee chee, 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:51.319 but like rouse straight up and down like distance runners. Yeah, swimmers, 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:57.760 swimmers shoulders. Y'all got shoulders, and that's that's what people 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:01.280 are gonna talk about them, shoulders. I think it's progressive 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:05.320 that you come from a family of black swimmers. Oh 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.520 my god. Yeah, So we are not thick. Okay, we 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.800 are not. When we gain weight, it's it's our faces 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.440 and our bellies. It's never gonna be no booty. It's 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.280 never gonna be like, oh she put it on like 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.880 she got thick. It's just there's not a single woman. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.840 So when he's aga into that, I'm like, well, damn. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.320 Like then I start spiraling, can anyone in my family 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.520 really cook? And then there's another level. No, my mom 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.040 my mom doesn't cook, so then I'm like, damn man, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:39.960 Like ever, like if my mom's cooking quite a minute, 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:45.839 what a silly way of asking that question. Yeah, well 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:48.160 because like people have called, but I mean after working. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.840 Still no, no, Like it's like, okay, I got a 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.959 salad from Shider Joe's. I'm gonna just dice up a 0:12:54.000 --> 0:13:00.240 banana like my mom will not when she's salad. Whoa, Yeah, 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:07.800 that's that's crazy. These are two separate These are two 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:11.920 separate meals, two separate meals. Yeah, I didn't like it. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:17.240 You don't worry to cook if bananas and salad out 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.760 of the kitchen. Oh no, that's how you make. That's 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:28.160 how you make. That's like one of those cursed combinations. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:32.079 No no, no, no no, no no turns the chemical. So 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.200 those are two separate meals. You know, I have to 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:37.720 establish that that the banana is the post snack, and 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.800 then it'll be like a Trader Joe salad. Like there's 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.200 just no effort in the kitchen from my mother. So 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.840 never grew up coming home where I'm like, oh, what's 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.679 on the stove? Like that was never the vibe your 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:54.160 father cook? No, uncle, don't know. That's grandmother though, grandma 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.840 on either side. Okay, so I didn't spend a lot 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.280 of time with my dad's side, and I think they 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.520 could cook. I think they could my grandma, my mom. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:06.280 You're not absorbing that the Lenny, You're right, you're not 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.880 getting the cultural experience with them. Question, and this is 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:17.560 gonna yeah, yeah, how many spices are in your cabinet 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.520 right now? Okay, here's the thing. I'm not afraid of 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.200 this question. I know you thought you was gonna throw 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:26.960 me off a little bit. I want to work with 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.720 you to this. No, no no, no, hear me out though. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.760 This is where I'm This is where I'm struggling with this, 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.640 right because I do believe after studying how to cook, 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.080 I'm like, Okay, through trial and error, I feel like 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:43.400 maybe I have broken this conspiracy theory. You broke the generation. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.680 I broke the curse because maybe like fifty spices in 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:51.720 my cabinet, fifties pretty, that's a lot. That's a lot. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:57.280 It's a lot, and I didn't want it. I didn't, Okay, 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.040 And that's only one. That's only one I'm doing. I 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:09.800 just have it. Gets expert. That's all you need though, really, 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:14.280 it's all you need green anything, you know. So so yeah, 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.840 this is where that comes from, is he got in 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.120 my head. He still came to eat the meal and 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:22.280 he loved it. But he was like, oh, okay, thank you, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:29.520 whoa thank you. That's not that's not how I thought 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:34.360 that story. Thank you so much. So I was nervous 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.080 when you said so food is a catchall. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:40.000 he turned around, thank you so much. And it was like, 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.840 I really went in. You know, I did my greens. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.840 I made sure it had to smoke turkey. I you know, 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.280 I did my mac, I did you know my mac 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.840 and cheese. I just I really went in. I didn't 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.640 do no catfish. So I'm gonna keep it cute. I'm 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.000 not the girl that's gonna maybe that's like really when 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.320 you know you can cook, because you can like fry 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.480 some catfish, So I yeah, you gotta be in a 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.480 silent enough relationship that you can be kind of stinky 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:06.120 afterwards and still, you know what I mean, because catfish 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.440 that everybody stink after you fria. Yeah, like I just 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.320 we weren't there. I was still trying to just keep 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:14.280 him happy, so he just would stay. You know, I knew, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.800 I knew we didn't have much longer, you know, and 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.440 I knew he wanted somebody thicker, So how is this 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.120 really trying to just you know, I was trying to 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:26.280 just keep home happy, you know, but um, yeah, it's 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:27.600 just it. It got in my head and then I 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.960 really started thinking about it that the women that I know, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.000 maybe it's not just they arms, but the thicker girls 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.400 that I know just really just throw down. And I 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.680 looked at like all my you know, swimmer friends, and 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:47.200 I'm like, damn, it might have been these four thirty 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:54.800 practices really are affecting our cooking. But it's given like 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:59.320 thirty five thirty thirty five, my little waste friends can cook. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.480 I'm like, m so, I don't know if he was 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.840 onto something. But then I'm like, I have heard this 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:06.760 a lot that people are like, oh if I don't 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.679 if I'm not a cookout and you know, the cook's 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.480 arm don't look a certain way, I ain't need a ship. 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:12.480 And I'm like, is this really a real thing or 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.560 can you learn how to cook? Or it's a black 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:16.720 thing that you're a cook or you're not a cook? 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:22.080 M are these are heavy, like did I learn how 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.960 to cook? Or did I unlock something within myself, right, 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:29.120 is there is there like a secret fat arm inside 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:33.560 of your your soul? You were you, you were your Yeah, 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.199 maybe I'm not a swimmer, you know what I'm saying, Like, 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.280 I just I think I unlock something. But I'm also 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:43.600 very you know, in a little coal, I'm very logical. 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.080 So once I figured out what to partner together, I 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.560 understood that the seasonings were a family, and then I 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:50.639 could really cook, you know, and then I could just 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.760 I'm like, oh, this needs a little paprika. Oh, let 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:54.639 me get a little episode of vinegar cap because that 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.159 needs a little tang. Then I'm like, did I unlock 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:00.520 it or did I learn? No? I mean, you're already 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:07.480 I don't even know what so it's there. There are 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:12.240 light vinegars and there are dark vinegars. It's dark vinegar, 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:20.119 you know. Oh well, then bring it out, yea, So 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:21.640 maybe I can cook. If you didn't know what apple 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:24.959 cided vinegar is, I mean, I'm gonna take that. I goes. 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:31.840 I will say that this is interesting because I do 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.920 have this thing where it's like pretty racist, but I 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:40.560 definitely feel like inherently black people can cook, like just 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:45.679 like like in the wilderness, blind tests. Black people can 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:48.159 cook better than way. I just think that. Okay, I 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.280 think white people are are the worst in cooking because 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:56.000 they were the furthest from the spices traditionally, right, Yeah, 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.080 they had to find all those wars for spices everybody 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:03.240 else mastard spy. Yeah yeah they didn't. They didn't discover 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.920 spices as much as they just kind of took them 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.920 from other people throw them away. Yeah, you didn't start 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:10.960 with that like manual, you know what I mean, Like 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:16.400 you're second hand interpretations of space. But us it's so ingrained. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:18.800 It's like, you know how everybody from the Midwestern kind 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:22.040 of play basketball. Yes, it's like the same, it's the 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:26.400 same kind of Okay, Okay, yeah, I feel like that's 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:31.760 fair though I feel like it's in US. Yeah, so 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:35.760 so sky if I'm if I'm hearing you correctly. You 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:42.119 do recognize that there is a disparity between the between 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.240 the thick armed lady and the not thick armed lady, 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:48.760 but that the thin armed lady does have the potential 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:51.840 to find her thick armed lady at home. Yes, I 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:54.600 do believe I but maybe this is just me being 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.440 obsessed with like learning that I feel like anything can 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.919 be learned. Like I think cooking is not something you 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:01.639 got it or you don't. I think when you just 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:03.800 cook and you cook blindly and you're like, okay, yeah, 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:05.639 this needs a little teaspoon of this. And people who 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:07.920 don't even use recipes, that's a skill. And I don't 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:09.919 use recipes, so I might just think I'm crazy or 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:13.040 I've unlocked it. But yeah, my thing is, I feel 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.159 like if you really study, you can unlock it. I 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:18.960 just think there's certain people who the Thicker Girls were 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.040 passing down the recipes and they just had that sauce 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:22.680 to where if you have a skinny arm, you just 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:24.359 gotta work a little harder, but you don't have to 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:27.280 lose hope. I mean, first of all, if there is 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:34.240 a Thick Girl recipe Club, please email me Ami dot com. Yeah, 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:40.080 go ahead, and we're gonna need to get that going 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.359 right now. I wouldn't mind getting knives on it as well. 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:50.960 If everybody's gonna take a look. If it's like the 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.080 version version of the Skulls, like a secret fraternal order, 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:58.760 I will say, and we have to go to a break, 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:02.000 but I will say that this feels like if I'm 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.960 hearing you correctly. Almost an inspiring story. Yeah, this can 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:09.359 be a story of triumph if you just believe in 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:13.280 the skinny arms you have and not the the rumors, 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:17.880 the sellacious rumors of yesterday. Yeah, this is a story 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:20.400 about embracing yourself. I mean, we're really gonna get into 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:24.440 this is turning to the Oprah Show. Honestly, I want 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:28.000 to inspire those who struggle to put on weight in 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:32.240 anywhere but they're gut because I'm that girl. Thank you 0:21:32.280 --> 0:21:35.119 so much. This is this, Yeah, this is this is 0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:38.360 a powerful stuff. We're gonna be back for another special 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:44.240 episode of Mama Tom. At the end of this episode, 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:46.159 it's just gonna be It's just gonna cut to me 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:51.520 and like, like, do you or someone you love? He 0:21:55.640 --> 0:22:06.399 groad shoulders, big heart. Yeah, it's Delici like it's okay, 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:08.840 It's okay. So yes, that is that is where I'm 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:10.639 at right now. Thank you so much for summing that 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:13.000 up so beautifully. All right, well, we'll be back with 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.520 more scouts, doubts and the more my Mama told me. 0:22:26.520 --> 0:22:29.359 Would you say that you're racist? Not at all. No, 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:32.280 Look I'm a dog. He's as black as can be. 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:39.240 We are back covering the big issues, really the big, big, 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:42.480 big arms issues. Today we're trying to figure out whether 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:47.520 or not women and man with skinny arms kin cook. Yeah. Yeah, 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:51.880 I wonder if if if the males suffer, I'd say 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:55.080 that maybe that's the right word from the same sort 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:58.520 of like constraints. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna if 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:01.120 you're gonna line up a bunch of people and ask 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:05.199 whose food do I want, the skinny man is the 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:10.639 last person. I'm that's really skinny man is the last person. 0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:13.679 And I'm not talking about I mean I'm not if 0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:16.639 I want like duck little role or some shit like that, 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:19.159 maybe I'll go to the skin I don't like you 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:24.840 said that, Yeah, but there was like it's like you 0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:27.320 almost spit when you said it. I didn't like that 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:34.840 over there because I'm doing friends a couple of times anyways, 0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:37.640 Like so like, yeah, if I want some crazy shit, 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:40.399 but if I want like meat loaf, I would never 0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:48.399 I'll say this. I think personally, I always trust the 0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:51.240 biggest man in the room, right if I'm being honest, 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:55.439 But then the second person I trust, maybe the most, 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:59.639 is the skinniest man in the room because something you 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:03.320 you see them like them weird skinny dudes who like, 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:06.639 for some reason know how to just like do insane 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:12.840 stuff with meat. Mayby's beating the shit out of a 0:24:12.960 --> 0:24:15.920 rib and just and somehow just falls off a bump. 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.200 So I don't know, it's give him meat a good 0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:24.639 rebom there it is. Yeah, I do trust little guys 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:27.960 in general, just because I'm like, you've found some tricks 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:32.119 to make it this far because so little, but you 0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:34.760 know what it is. Also, it's like, I think back 0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:36.960 in the day, they would see like, oh, if that 0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:40.320 person's thin, they're they're underweight, they're underfed, right, And then 0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:43.280 the more we learn about body types and metabolism and whatever, 0:24:43.320 --> 0:24:45.720 we're like, she could be eating real good and just 0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:48.240 you know, she just don't hold up to it. So 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.119 that's why I'm like, I think the more we learn 0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:52.760 about body types, these girls could be eating good. Like 0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:55.399 there's this white girls chef online. I don't know if 0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:58.879 you've seen her, and she no, I haven't. Okay, okay, no, 0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.639 hear me out. Yeah, she's like, oh, day you know, 0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.840 day fifty of cooking for my boyfriend and she'll make 0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:09.080 the wildest meals. Like she has a fan base just 0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:12.560 off the shocks actor. But she's throwing down and I'm 0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:15.520 kind of like, I don't know, I think we just 0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:19.440 when you say the wildest meal, she I'm gonna find 0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:21.240 the link. No, no, no, I know what you're thinking, 0:25:21.280 --> 0:25:25.119 and I won't tolerate it. I know because this is 0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:29.280 You've already changed my mind on one thing all because 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.560 I thought you were gonna blow the sofood and you 0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:33.520 killed it. Sorry, I killed him in whatever you gotta 0:25:33.840 --> 0:25:35.560 killed it. So whatever you gotta tell me, I'm in. 0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:38.840 I mean, there are a number of videos I've seen 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:42.680 of like these white girls who like will mix weird 0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:46.240