Speaker 1: My Twitter bio before I finally shut that ship down
Speaker 1: was I got water bed seats in my limousine because
Speaker 1: it was in a fucking sugar like. I was just like,
Speaker 1: that's the silliest thing for a man to brag about.
Speaker 1: I got water bed seats in my limousine. You're just
Speaker 1: staying stuff. I think that's amazing that I wrote it down.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, but not for the same reasons apparently
Speaker 1: that you won't. I would do it. If I had
Speaker 1: a limousine, I'd have that too, so I don't know
Speaker 1: you'd have water bed and then i'd wrap about it.
Speaker 1: So I don't really see the big deals. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know. Money stuff I can't tell me there is
Speaker 1: Welcome to my mom and told me the podcast where
Speaker 1: we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories and we weren't to finally prove that crank that
Speaker 1: by Soldier Boy was in fact funded by the Marvel
Speaker 1: Cinematic Universe to take eyes away from and discredit DC
Speaker 1: during the Superman movie rollout. My name is David Bording.
Speaker 1: WHOA I'm like stink Kerman and I'm I'm processinging. I'm
Speaker 1: pieces wait so you're saying, you're saying that Marvel spent
Speaker 1: money to make to make this soldier boy crank that
Speaker 1: super the Superman these holes and have a negative effect overall.
Speaker 1: They knew the dance was gonna work. They knew people
Speaker 1: were not gonna people were not gonna think upon Superman
Speaker 1: kindly after that, right, Superman seems like a real piece
Speaker 1: of shit after Yeah, he's fucking slapping his sperm on
Speaker 1: a lady's back after after a nice time. I think
Speaker 1: maybe you misread what that dance was. Oh is that not?
Speaker 1: Did y'all not hear that? Conspiracy theory? This isn't a
Speaker 1: common knowledge conspiracy thing. This is for sure conspiracy on conspiracy.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm saying that it is. It
Speaker 1: was a relatively well known conspiracy theory where I'm from
Speaker 1: that the Soldier Boy dance had a double meaning in
Speaker 1: that you would come on a lady's back and then
Speaker 1: slap the sheets on that come, thus making a cape
Speaker 1: that she is forced to walk around with. She is
Speaker 1: Superman in this? She well, yes, but man, that Superman.
Speaker 1: I think that was less of a regional thing. I
Speaker 1: think it's more of an age thing. I think young
Speaker 1: men have a lot of conspiracies about coming on women's
Speaker 1: back and what's gonna happen after that, as opposed to
Speaker 1: it's gonna be anything other than you're gonna get her
Speaker 1: a towel and say thank you. But you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, he's what I was like, Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like my father listened to Soldier Boy differently than I
Speaker 1: that yes, yeah, because young guys always like yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, you wanted to go to see what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? And now you're grateful And so
Speaker 1: that's because that doesn't let's break this down through what
Speaker 1: we're saying scientifically. You finished, you slap the sheets on
Speaker 1: her back, and then she just walks around like she
Speaker 1: doesn't clothes on, or like she's got to go back
Speaker 1: to work as well. This is just I think. I
Speaker 1: think that if she wants to put her Auntie as
Speaker 1: uniform over that cape and and walk what you're saying
Speaker 1: and walk into the office a little more powerful than
Speaker 1: when she left, that's her business, because she just all right, baby, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: Oh oh five was nuts. Yeah, it was a wild time.
Speaker 1: I think you're you're landing on something very legitimate in
Speaker 1: my mind. The only thing bigger than our dreams was
Speaker 1: our T shirts and put that on a T shirt
Speaker 1: that our guest today, she has watched us waste at
Speaker 1: this point in innumerable amount of time. It's it's almost
Speaker 1: unbelievable that she has not left. She she for some reason,
Speaker 1: seems to be enjoying herself, and frankly, it baffles me.
Speaker 1: She's far better than whatever this has been, and yet
Speaker 1: here she is bullshitting with the likes of us. She's
Speaker 1: so funny, so talented. You know her best from her
Speaker 1: work on A Black Lady Sketch Show, which is appearing
Speaker 1: April fourteenth. I think is season three or four? Excuse me,
Speaker 1: brand new season coming out April fourteenth. She's so funny.
Speaker 1: I love her so much. Give it up for sky
Speaker 1: Towns Day. Yeah, oh man, what an intro? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried to hit a drop through you my mouth.
Speaker 1: It didn't work. How dare you don't miss the next drop?
Speaker 1: Okay don't Yeah, Lee, you are supposed to hit it
Speaker 1: after season four and then it was city Bar. It's
Speaker 1: not good, lady. Wow, I'm disappointed. I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: This is is done, this is over. But imagine if
Speaker 1: it would have been where it was supposed to be.
Speaker 1: That would have been I would have felt special. I
Speaker 1: just you need to tighten up. Okay, tighten up a million.
Speaker 1: Are you reading journal? Everything you watch the You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: at least get the drops right. If you're gonna play
Speaker 1: city boys, city boy, you gotta be man man next time.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I believe in you. I feel really optimistic
Speaker 1: about this. I feel like the mouse is going to
Speaker 1: do what it needs to do the next time, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get it grown. You know, Thank you, thank
Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome. I'm here for you. We have
Speaker 1: to tighten up because we have a conspiracy theory that
Speaker 1: you came to us with. That that I'm excited about.
Speaker 1: I think is it has a level of controversy to it,
Speaker 1: a little bit of a bite to it. I think,
Speaker 1: uh one one could say, you said, my mama told
Speaker 1: me you can't cook if you have skinny arms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I m tell us. You know, honestly, this one is
Speaker 1: kind of triggering because I'm gonna give you the backstory. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so hold on, I'm about to just sell all
Speaker 1: my business. But that's fine because I haven't had shame
Speaker 1: in a long time. So okay, So I was in
Speaker 1: a relationship, right, I embarrassed myself for a living. I'm
Speaker 1: like whatever. So I was in a relationship for a
Speaker 1: really long time, seven years, right, and then I decided
Speaker 1: to embark on a journey of sexual liberation. Right. That
Speaker 1: was about dating and getting to meet a bunch of
Speaker 1: people and blah blah blah. And so I had met
Speaker 1: a guy. Oh no, I wish I know. I was
Speaker 1: on a journey. I was just like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: meet people at bars and walking down the street and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna socialize, and you know, it was great. It
Speaker 1: was a great time in my life. However, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. So I met a guy from New York
Speaker 1: and we were dating, and I had made some soul food, right,
Speaker 1: I know, hold on, so there's only well, there's only
Speaker 1: two ways this story goes. That food. Please, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna feel myself, please black So, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't feel myself on a podcast. It's so bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: So literally, so mind you, I'm all in. You know,
Speaker 1: I never dated a guy from New York at this point,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, he would call me sweetheart, and
Speaker 1: baby and honey and like all these things, and like
Speaker 1: I just wanted I wanted to give this man the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm cooking and I'm like, you know, I'm making
Speaker 1: some salt food and I wanted to invite him over
Speaker 1: to have some, and um, you know, he calls me
Speaker 1: and he's like can you cook? And mind you you
Speaker 1: know I'm from the legs. So he got it out
Speaker 1: in my head, you know, and like the thing is,
Speaker 1: I'm very aware that's a crazy way to respond dinner
Speaker 1: invitation though New York is nuts. Can you you don't
Speaker 1: even have space? Just be excited your house man, Like,
Speaker 1: you don't have a car. What do you thinking? I cook?
Speaker 1: Like what you live amongst rackets and roaches. Let's them
Speaker 1: down on people who don't have cars. They could just
Speaker 1: they could just they live in urban centers for a
Speaker 1: long time and then they don't. You don't need to
Speaker 1: get one. Maybe maybe they have a complicated relationship with
Speaker 1: Maybe they don't see this. There's gonna be a plot
Speaker 1: with in this. It's gonna be like your cousin or something.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna be like I know this guy.
Speaker 1: So you know, he asked me if I could cook,
Speaker 1: and and basically, you know, I know, I'm from LA,
Speaker 1: so I know when people think of cooks, they're not like, oh,
Speaker 1: a woman from LA is really gonna feed you. Well,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what I'm up against, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I'm not going to argue that. So
Speaker 1: I felt really optimistic about the meal until he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just you know, I love everything about you,
Speaker 1: but like I just feel like, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: if a girl like she got skinny arms, I don't
Speaker 1: really think she could cook. And I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean by that? And He's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like I don't know, like I feel like
Speaker 1: Southern women or you know whatever. And at this point
Speaker 1: is just the insecutors are building, right, I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: do you even like kissing me? You know? So so
Speaker 1: I'm just having them. I didn't even know, dude, from
Speaker 1: me your kissed until you just said that. Oh right,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was how they got down.
Speaker 1: He thought they swipe their metro card across your face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh that is so triggering. Oh god, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm not going to survive this. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so that really kind of just created a complex in me.
Speaker 1: And of course growing up I heard like, you trust
Speaker 1: the chef if she's thick, you know, you wanted to
Speaker 1: have some hips or whatever, and like, the women in
Speaker 1: my family are beautiful, but wow, we do not have body,
Speaker 1: We do not have hips, We do not So he
Speaker 1: really just unlocks some shit at this point because I'm
Speaker 1: like you, it's like it's like straight up and down,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, maybe a little chee chee,
Speaker 1: but like rouse straight up and down like distance runners. Yeah, swimmers,
Speaker 1: swimmers shoulders. Y'all got shoulders, and that's that's what people
Speaker 1: are gonna talk about them, shoulders. I think it's progressive
Speaker 1: that you come from a family of black swimmers. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, So we are not thick. Okay, we
Speaker 1: are not. When we gain weight, it's it's our faces
Speaker 1: and our bellies. It's never gonna be no booty. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna be like, oh she put it on like
Speaker 1: she got thick. It's just there's not a single woman.
Speaker 1: So when he's aga into that, I'm like, well, damn.
Speaker 1: Like then I start spiraling, can anyone in my family
Speaker 1: really cook? And then there's another level. No, my mom
Speaker 1: my mom doesn't cook, so then I'm like, damn man,
Speaker 1: Like ever, like if my mom's cooking quite a minute,
Speaker 1: what a silly way of asking that question. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: because like people have called, but I mean after working.
Speaker 1: Still no, no, Like it's like, okay, I got a
Speaker 1: salad from Shider Joe's. I'm gonna just dice up a
Speaker 1: banana like my mom will not when she's salad. Whoa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's crazy. These are two separate These are two
Speaker 1: separate meals, two separate meals. Yeah, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: You don't worry to cook if bananas and salad out
Speaker 1: of the kitchen. Oh no, that's how you make. That's
Speaker 1: how you make. That's like one of those cursed combinations.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no no turns the chemical. So
Speaker 1: those are two separate meals. You know, I have to
Speaker 1: establish that that the banana is the post snack, and
Speaker 1: then it'll be like a Trader Joe salad. Like there's
Speaker 1: just no effort in the kitchen from my mother. So
Speaker 1: never grew up coming home where I'm like, oh, what's
Speaker 1: on the stove? Like that was never the vibe your
Speaker 1: father cook? No, uncle, don't know. That's grandmother though, grandma
Speaker 1: on either side. Okay, so I didn't spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time with my dad's side, and I think they
Speaker 1: could cook. I think they could my grandma, my mom.
Speaker 1: You're not absorbing that the Lenny, You're right, you're not
Speaker 1: getting the cultural experience with them. Question, and this is
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, yeah, how many spices are in your cabinet
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, here's the thing. I'm not afraid of
Speaker 1: this question. I know you thought you was gonna throw
Speaker 1: me off a little bit. I want to work with
Speaker 1: you to this. No, no no, no, hear me out though.
Speaker 1: This is where I'm This is where I'm struggling with this,
Speaker 1: right because I do believe after studying how to cook,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, through trial and error, I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe I have broken this conspiracy theory. You broke the generation.
Speaker 1: I broke the curse because maybe like fifty spices in
Speaker 1: my cabinet, fifties pretty, that's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, and I didn't want it. I didn't, Okay,
Speaker 1: And that's only one. That's only one I'm doing. I
Speaker 1: just have it. Gets expert. That's all you need though, really,
Speaker 1: it's all you need green anything, you know. So so yeah,
Speaker 1: this is where that comes from, is he got in
Speaker 1: my head. He still came to eat the meal and
Speaker 1: he loved it. But he was like, oh, okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: whoa thank you. That's not that's not how I thought
Speaker 1: that story. Thank you so much. So I was nervous
Speaker 1: when you said so food is a catchall. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he turned around, thank you so much. And it was like,
Speaker 1: I really went in. You know, I did my greens.
Speaker 1: I made sure it had to smoke turkey. I you know,
Speaker 1: I did my mac, I did you know my mac
Speaker 1: and cheese. I just I really went in. I didn't
Speaker 1: do no catfish. So I'm gonna keep it cute. I'm
Speaker 1: not the girl that's gonna maybe that's like really when
Speaker 1: you know you can cook, because you can like fry
Speaker 1: some catfish, So I yeah, you gotta be in a
Speaker 1: silent enough relationship that you can be kind of stinky
Speaker 1: afterwards and still, you know what I mean, because catfish
Speaker 1: that everybody stink after you fria. Yeah, like I just
Speaker 1: we weren't there. I was still trying to just keep
Speaker 1: him happy, so he just would stay. You know, I knew,
Speaker 1: I knew we didn't have much longer, you know, and
Speaker 1: I knew he wanted somebody thicker, So how is this
Speaker 1: really trying to just you know, I was trying to
Speaker 1: just keep home happy, you know, but um, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just it. It got in my head and then I
Speaker 1: really started thinking about it that the women that I know,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not just they arms, but the thicker girls
Speaker 1: that I know just really just throw down. And I
Speaker 1: looked at like all my you know, swimmer friends, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, it might have been these four thirty
Speaker 1: practices really are affecting our cooking. But it's given like
Speaker 1: thirty five thirty thirty five, my little waste friends can cook.
Speaker 1: I'm like, m so, I don't know if he was
Speaker 1: onto something. But then I'm like, I have heard this
Speaker 1: a lot that people are like, oh if I don't
Speaker 1: if I'm not a cookout and you know, the cook's
Speaker 1: arm don't look a certain way, I ain't need a ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, is this really a real thing or
Speaker 1: can you learn how to cook? Or it's a black
Speaker 1: thing that you're a cook or you're not a cook?
Speaker 1: M are these are heavy, like did I learn how
Speaker 1: to cook? Or did I unlock something within myself, right,
Speaker 1: is there is there like a secret fat arm inside
Speaker 1: of your your soul? You were you, you were your Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not a swimmer, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I just I think I unlock something. But I'm also
Speaker 1: very you know, in a little coal, I'm very logical.
Speaker 1: So once I figured out what to partner together, I
Speaker 1: understood that the seasonings were a family, and then I
Speaker 1: could really cook, you know, and then I could just
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this needs a little paprika. Oh, let
Speaker 1: me get a little episode of vinegar cap because that
Speaker 1: needs a little tang. Then I'm like, did I unlock
Speaker 1: it or did I learn? No? I mean, you're already
Speaker 1: I don't even know what so it's there. There are
Speaker 1: light vinegars and there are dark vinegars. It's dark vinegar,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh well, then bring it out, yea, So
Speaker 1: maybe I can cook. If you didn't know what apple
Speaker 1: cided vinegar is, I mean, I'm gonna take that. I goes.
Speaker 1: I will say that this is interesting because I do
Speaker 1: have this thing where it's like pretty racist, but I
Speaker 1: definitely feel like inherently black people can cook, like just
Speaker 1: like like in the wilderness, blind tests. Black people can
Speaker 1: cook better than way. I just think that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think white people are are the worst in cooking because
Speaker 1: they were the furthest from the spices traditionally, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had to find all those wars for spices everybody
Speaker 1: else mastard spy. Yeah yeah they didn't. They didn't discover
Speaker 1: spices as much as they just kind of took them
Speaker 1: from other people throw them away. Yeah, you didn't start
Speaker 1: with that like manual, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: you're second hand interpretations of space. But us it's so ingrained.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know how everybody from the Midwestern kind
Speaker 1: of play basketball. Yes, it's like the same, it's the
Speaker 1: same kind of Okay, Okay, yeah, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: fair though I feel like it's in US. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: so sky if I'm if I'm hearing you correctly. You
Speaker 1: do recognize that there is a disparity between the between
Speaker 1: the thick armed lady and the not thick armed lady,
Speaker 1: but that the thin armed lady does have the potential
Speaker 1: to find her thick armed lady at home. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do believe I but maybe this is just me being
Speaker 1: obsessed with like learning that I feel like anything can
Speaker 1: be learned. Like I think cooking is not something you
Speaker 1: got it or you don't. I think when you just
Speaker 1: cook and you cook blindly and you're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: this needs a little teaspoon of this. And people who
Speaker 1: don't even use recipes, that's a skill. And I don't
Speaker 1: use recipes, so I might just think I'm crazy or
Speaker 1: I've unlocked it. But yeah, my thing is, I feel
Speaker 1: like if you really study, you can unlock it. I
Speaker 1: just think there's certain people who the Thicker Girls were
Speaker 1: passing down the recipes and they just had that sauce
Speaker 1: to where if you have a skinny arm, you just
Speaker 1: gotta work a little harder, but you don't have to
Speaker 1: lose hope. I mean, first of all, if there is
Speaker 1: a Thick Girl recipe Club, please email me Ami dot com. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, and we're gonna need to get that going
Speaker 1: right now. I wouldn't mind getting knives on it as well.
Speaker 1: If everybody's gonna take a look. If it's like the
Speaker 1: version version of the Skulls, like a secret fraternal order,
Speaker 1: I will say, and we have to go to a break,
Speaker 1: but I will say that this feels like if I'm
Speaker 1: hearing you correctly. Almost an inspiring story. Yeah, this can
Speaker 1: be a story of triumph if you just believe in
Speaker 1: the skinny arms you have and not the the rumors,
Speaker 1: the sellacious rumors of yesterday. Yeah, this is a story
Speaker 1: about embracing yourself. I mean, we're really gonna get into
Speaker 1: this is turning to the Oprah Show. Honestly, I want
Speaker 1: to inspire those who struggle to put on weight in
Speaker 1: anywhere but they're gut because I'm that girl. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. This is this, Yeah, this is this is
Speaker 1: a powerful stuff. We're gonna be back for another special
Speaker 1: episode of Mama Tom. At the end of this episode,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be It's just gonna cut to me
Speaker 1: and like, like, do you or someone you love? He
Speaker 1: groad shoulders, big heart. Yeah, it's Delici like it's okay,
Speaker 1: It's okay. So yes, that is that is where I'm
Speaker 1: at right now. Thank you so much for summing that
Speaker 1: up so beautifully. All right, well, we'll be back with
Speaker 1: more scouts, doubts and the more my Mama told me.
Speaker 1: Would you say that you're racist? Not at all. No,
Speaker 1: Look I'm a dog. He's as black as can be.
Speaker 1: We are back covering the big issues, really the big, big,
Speaker 1: big arms issues. Today we're trying to figure out whether
Speaker 1: or not women and man with skinny arms kin cook. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if if if the males suffer, I'd say
Speaker 1: that maybe that's the right word from the same sort
Speaker 1: of like constraints. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna if
Speaker 1: you're gonna line up a bunch of people and ask
Speaker 1: whose food do I want, the skinny man is the
Speaker 1: last person. I'm that's really skinny man is the last person.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about I mean I'm not if
Speaker 1: I want like duck little role or some shit like that,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll go to the skin I don't like you
Speaker 1: said that, Yeah, but there was like it's like you
Speaker 1: almost spit when you said it. I didn't like that
Speaker 1: over there because I'm doing friends a couple of times anyways,
Speaker 1: Like so like, yeah, if I want some crazy shit,
Speaker 1: but if I want like meat loaf, I would never
Speaker 1: I'll say this. I think personally, I always trust the
Speaker 1: biggest man in the room, right if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: But then the second person I trust, maybe the most,
Speaker 1: is the skinniest man in the room because something you
Speaker 1: you see them like them weird skinny dudes who like,
Speaker 1: for some reason know how to just like do insane
Speaker 1: stuff with meat. Mayby's beating the shit out of a
Speaker 1: rib and just and somehow just falls off a bump.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's give him meat a good
Speaker 1: rebom there it is. Yeah, I do trust little guys
Speaker 1: in general, just because I'm like, you've found some tricks
Speaker 1: to make it this far because so little, but you
Speaker 1: know what it is. Also, it's like, I think back
Speaker 1: in the day, they would see like, oh, if that
Speaker 1: person's thin, they're they're underweight, they're underfed, right, And then
Speaker 1: the more we learn about body types and metabolism and whatever,
Speaker 1: we're like, she could be eating real good and just
Speaker 1: you know, she just don't hold up to it. So
Speaker 1: that's why I'm like, I think the more we learn
Speaker 1: about body types, these girls could be eating good. Like
Speaker 1: there's this white girls chef online. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've seen her, and she no, I haven't. Okay, okay, no,
Speaker 1: hear me out. Yeah, she's like, oh, day you know,
Speaker 1: day fifty of cooking for my boyfriend and she'll make
Speaker 1: the wildest meals. Like she has a fan base just
Speaker 1: off the shocks actor. But she's throwing down and I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know, I think we just
Speaker 1: when you say the wildest meal, she I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: the link. No, no, no, I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 1: and I won't tolerate it. I know because this is
Speaker 1: You've already changed my mind on one thing all because
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna blow the sofood and you
Speaker 1: killed it. Sorry, I killed him in whatever you gotta
Speaker 1: killed it. So whatever you gotta tell me, I'm in.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are a number of videos I've seen
Speaker 1: of like these white girls who like will mix weird
Speaker 1: like they'll put like cream soup and then like a
Speaker 1: hunk of meat and yeah, cheese and a can or
Speaker 1: they're always trying to cook some new and a new thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. They're like, you know, you
Speaker 1: could baked salmon and the toaster and you're, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: kill you. I kill you. You kill your mother with
Speaker 1: that mouth. I'll beat you in the head with that
Speaker 1: toes Are you always what it is? Person a friar? Hey,
Speaker 1: it does hold on. You can put an egg in
Speaker 1: the air frier, you can you can whoa. This is
Speaker 1: all I'm back on the ounce with you have. I know,
Speaker 1: I really I should have mentioned that. I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that. I tell us, so there there is a person,
Speaker 1: a white chef that you, I guess enjoy that. You
Speaker 1: see who does that though, Yeah, he says that you
Speaker 1: and I guess enjoys. I'm a journalist. I'm a peer purely,
Speaker 1: that's always what I can. But you're saying that this
Speaker 1: person does in fact throw down. And she's doing like
Speaker 1: smother park chops, she's doing, you know, surfing to her
Speaker 1: for her man after work. She's doing so food Sunday.
Speaker 1: And I was skeptical. I hear y'all, you know, but
Speaker 1: I really just I had to open up my mind
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at it and even the people in
Speaker 1: the comments are like, damn, she did that. And I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not just me. So I'm telling you I think
Speaker 1: it can be learned. I think it's like science. Right,
Speaker 1: Cooking's like science. Once you go, oh, you know what
Speaker 1: starts a good bass? Lemon olive, oil, salt, pepper, and garlic. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a basse? Now you feel me like it's
Speaker 1: a science. I was never ineligible bull to play football
Speaker 1: because of my cooking. It's all I know how to.
Speaker 1: I know how to make a castle role. I do
Speaker 1: not know how listen, Yeah, maybe you should learn how
Speaker 1: photosynthesis works and the castle role. Okay, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Those are achievable for the common man. I
Speaker 1: would hope what I've done. Okay, Okay, I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's if once you think about
Speaker 1: it like that and that you know A A plus
Speaker 1: B and then you get to see it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: like it's just you know what I mean? That was deep, right? Yeah, total, No,
Speaker 1: we have totally I go off a field really cooking off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could do it with my eyes. I
Speaker 1: just kind of I'm smelling it, I'm tasting it. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm around. Yeah, it's most don't you like it
Speaker 1: needs like, oh it needs a little tang, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to. Oh it needs a little salt, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to That doesn't feel like an artistic
Speaker 1: science to you, It feels artistic to me. It does
Speaker 1: not feel like okay, that's fair. Science to me feels
Speaker 1: like A Y equals MX plus B all over. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Okay, that's fair for me. It's alchemy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I did some research Sky on your conspiracy theory, and
Speaker 1: obviously when I first read this conspiracy theory, and I'm
Speaker 1: amazed that hasn't come up yet, But my first thought
Speaker 1: was the very popular meme that circled around of big
Speaker 1: Mama your arm. Yes, do we all remember Big Mama
Speaker 1: your arm? And from that's right, Big Mama, the matriarch
Speaker 1: of the family has diabetes and and for some reason
Speaker 1: is losing feeling in her extremities and burns her arm
Speaker 1: on a stove, and the little boy says, big Mama,
Speaker 1: your arm to alert her to her arm being literally
Speaker 1: on fire without her knowledge. He's he's big now, he's
Speaker 1: the grown man, and I think he's about I think
Speaker 1: he's one of those that that pretty much marked the
Speaker 1: same size. Is it like Nicky from Fresh Prince? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it kind of has those vibes where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just a man version of the boy you were
Speaker 1: and we can't got us than that. As far as yeah,
Speaker 1: he was, he was so cute as a kid. And
Speaker 1: then they can't last. It can't last. Like I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, if you have a but ugly kid,
Speaker 1: kiss him because you will go well into the future.
Speaker 1: You don't want your kid. You don't want your babies
Speaker 1: to be too cute. No, if they're if they're sick.
Speaker 1: He was on like six sitcoms. Wow cute, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, he was on a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking ship as the cute kid, and they were and
Speaker 1: as soon as they were like, hey, this ain't working
Speaker 1: no more, it did not work, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: They couldn't take and what's he gonna and what's he
Speaker 1: gonna say? Now? Hey, I was, Hey girl, I was.
Speaker 1: I was nicky on Fresh Prince. You remember when they
Speaker 1: did the jump on It dance and she'll be like
Speaker 1: the cute one and and and spit shows spit after anyways.
Speaker 1: So so obviously that meme is one that's become very popular,
Speaker 1: and to the point that you've made Sky a lot
Speaker 1: of the associations for the meme are people essentially saying
Speaker 1: the exact same thing that a thick arm is better
Speaker 1: for cooking that. Like it's always the meme is like,
Speaker 1: big Mama, your arm next to some delicious food, because
Speaker 1: that motherfucker went in and it's it's a thick lady
Speaker 1: that makes Yeah, yeah, it's the it's I think the
Speaker 1: meme started the conversation and then everybody just chimed in
Speaker 1: and was like, yeah, yeah, I ain't. No, well, no
Speaker 1: skinny girls, you know, kitching on the cook out. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but what if she just as a fast metabolism.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, and I like this, you're suggesting then
Speaker 1: that that maybe it's not even a real heartfelt feeling
Speaker 1: that people are going with. They're just repeating some shit
Speaker 1: that one internet bozo turned into a popular thing, or
Speaker 1: they just never met a girl with the skinny arm
Speaker 1: that cooked and that's fine, that's valid. Then it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I get it. The woman who cooks
Speaker 1: in your family, she's think she got body and you
Speaker 1: trust her, so she's who you feel like? Whoa? Whoa
Speaker 1: just feels like a different I will say, think and
Speaker 1: having body does not make me trust at least not
Speaker 1: the thing I'm thinking of it. I think we're talking
Speaker 1: about the difference between sturdy and might be. I think
Speaker 1: you're drop terms. I think we all know we I
Speaker 1: think we all know the kind of arms we're thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, guys, so you arms. If the arms
Speaker 1: got that plate over the like if it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a peak. Is it just the specific part of
Speaker 1: the arm that you trust or is it does the
Speaker 1: whole arm matter earth I'm taking I'm taking in the
Speaker 1: whole body first of all. Okay, that's okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna cook, okay, I'm taking in the whole body,
Speaker 1: it's fair. That's fair. He takes it in slowly, he's not.
Speaker 1: You're not trying to rest, We're not all night. That's fair.
Speaker 1: That's fair. I mean, and I just think there's a
Speaker 1: level of like, I hate I feel like we go
Speaker 1: at it a lot on this podcast, and I don't
Speaker 1: want you. But like, like if Jada Pinkett was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cook up some dinner, I would be like,
Speaker 1: quite quite respectfully, no, really, you would refuse it. I
Speaker 1: do not want who damn. I was gonna be like,
Speaker 1: here's some berries I forage from the forest, and then
Speaker 1: and then yeah, I drink Car's gonna be a silly dinner.
Speaker 1: I think we can agree it's gonna be a silly
Speaker 1: She's like, did you know squirrel meat is actually very
Speaker 1: good for you? I I will say that I I
Speaker 1: while I would not trust that this is going to
Speaker 1: be a satisfying dinner, I would not refuse it. And
Speaker 1: that is where I've I think I've taken issue with
Speaker 1: some of the responses. Is like, my nigga, it's still
Speaker 1: a dinner and I'm gonna take that dinner and then
Speaker 1: have a story afterwards, or I'm not. I'm not refusing
Speaker 1: nothing from nobody. If you're gonna make me food, I'll
Speaker 1: eat it, baby girl, and I will make fun of
Speaker 1: you after, but I will eat it. That's nice. What
Speaker 1: if it's bad? I hate to quote the sugar Hill,
Speaker 1: but have you ever been over to a friend's house
Speaker 1: and ain't good? Yeah? You just you get me pause
Speaker 1: for a second, just rap about anything back then? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had it so good, so good, it's so good,
Speaker 1: it's so good. What are you talking about? You had
Speaker 1: a bad dinners? I was staring at my end table
Speaker 1: when realized all my tissue was almost gone, And it's
Speaker 1: like what you were talking about. They didn't have to
Speaker 1: have any kind of double ontodres or metaphors. Just's like
Speaker 1: no TV. So I can see that's not even. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even the TV's like a black, black black. Let
Speaker 1: me let me hit you with a little bit more
Speaker 1: of what I found, and maybe some of this will
Speaker 1: help you to prove your point. The meme as it
Speaker 1: was originally posed, which I think almost has an air
Speaker 1: of quality similar to what you originally presented, is a
Speaker 1: little more positive in just celebration of big women rather
Speaker 1: than a besmirching of the skin that it's more the
Speaker 1: original meme is basically suggestive of if you if you
Speaker 1: have a fat arm, I trust you, rather than if
Speaker 1: you have a skinny arm. So he made it negative
Speaker 1: on me for no reason. Yeah, he weaponized it against Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm glad he played me, now you know, I really
Speaker 1: am Like I didn't say that wow. So he made
Speaker 1: he pulled in all New York. That wasn't fair. It
Speaker 1: was a positive moment of uplifting a woman that maybe
Speaker 1: I believe, but he had to flip it and just
Speaker 1: he had. Yeah, he could have been like, I see
Speaker 1: the fat arm inside of you. Give me that good
Speaker 1: fat army, and you could have felt all the positive
Speaker 1: feels entering into this, and instead you entered it with
Speaker 1: and distrust and ultimately it's the reason relationship. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why he wasn't my king. Yeah, I'm gonna say thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I feel that way, I really do.
Speaker 1: You know, I blends for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't mind, but I'm happy without them,
Speaker 1: you know. Also, no shade of New York guys. I
Speaker 1: really don't want those problems, you really do. I want
Speaker 1: to be at peace when I'm walking through mostly white neighborhoods. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet because to take something so positive,
Speaker 1: you know, and then make it an attack on me
Speaker 1: versus just being open minded, you know, like, why couldn't
Speaker 1: you just pull up and be like, man, I don't
Speaker 1: know about this, but I'll try it. He hadn't get
Speaker 1: in my brain and then make me feel a little
Speaker 1: iffy about what I did, you know, and do what
Speaker 1: the rest of it? And this is my issue with
Speaker 1: New Yorkers. And I do want New York. I want
Speaker 1: beef with every single one of you. The top markets
Speaker 1: we know now, all right, yeah, fuck them, They're dead
Speaker 1: to me, every every New Yorker. But but part of
Speaker 1: my issue is we the rest of the country has
Speaker 1: learned that you have to stuff some feelings down, that
Speaker 1: some of these are just meant to be private thoughts
Speaker 1: you don't say out loud that you keep to yourself,
Speaker 1: and eventually it turns into some kind of sickness in
Speaker 1: your body whatever. But New York's like no, I will
Speaker 1: say every thought out loud at any time that it's available,
Speaker 1: and it's like, bro, shit, we all none of us
Speaker 1: would have trusted sky At come over and get anyway. Yeah. Second,
Speaker 1: she's a little silly, she's skinny, she's a little silly.
Speaker 1: There's no way this is gonna work out in our
Speaker 1: favorite Google. But maybe it does, and we gotta figure
Speaker 1: that out together. I appreciate that. And you shouting out
Speaker 1: all of New York. I would just like to say,
Speaker 1: there we go. I would like to say if the
Speaker 1: listeners you said, there's a lot for New York, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot, pretty much pretty much all of them. Okay today, lovely.
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm not giving up on New York men.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm single. If you're from New York and
Speaker 1: you're listening, preferably Jamaican open to Dominican, um, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Well, I feel like you're courting your own issues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're asking Pamaican. I think we all know yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So I just know I had to know if the
Speaker 1: juices were to squeeze but go crazy. I just had
Speaker 1: to make it clear. Yeah, he had to make it clear.
Speaker 1: I didn't give up. I didn't give up. He didn't
Speaker 1: scare me. He didn't scare me. Original don dada. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I want rude boy so cute. No, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for him. Oh my god. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: I want I want to take this time to say
Speaker 1: I want zero smoke with Jamaicans now for any time
Speaker 1: in my life that I actually come but that I
Speaker 1: actually agree with. Let's keep this, Let's keep all the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yes, yes, love Caribbean. I will say that. Additionally,
Speaker 1: one of the things that that I sort of stumbled
Speaker 1: across was this article written by this person who argues
Speaker 1: that this celebration of the the fat arm woman is
Speaker 1: in fact just connected to our tethering to like slave
Speaker 1: food and ultimately our own sort of like uh lowered
Speaker 1: status in America. Food isn't delicious, you know, that's like
Speaker 1: a cornballs. That's like a very elitist way to look
Speaker 1: at it. Yeah. I will say that the author is
Speaker 1: very clear about that. He does acknowledge, like, yo, this
Speaker 1: is not in any way suggesting that it's not like
Speaker 1: better tasting whatever. It's a good fucking meal. But he's
Speaker 1: like when we sit around and basically like reduce ourselves
Speaker 1: to to being like the big armed lady makes the
Speaker 1: best version of the food that nobody wanted that is
Speaker 1: ultimately killing us. Home You're not here, boy, you don't
Speaker 1: like it? That's wow? Sky where are you at? How
Speaker 1: do you feel about this this man's argument? You definitely
Speaker 1: he made it heavy, he did. He made it heavy.
Speaker 1: And then then anytime I think about my ancestors, I
Speaker 1: get sad. So I'm just gonna be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get sad. I just I think to have come up
Speaker 1: with food that tastes that good with limited resources. I'm like,
Speaker 1: black people are magical, and that's all I can think about.
Speaker 1: But that's just the thing. The thing piece was a
Speaker 1: little heavy for me, you know, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna hold you. Also, what if we French food
Speaker 1: is French food is considered the top. I mean, eating
Speaker 1: fucking cheese and butter over there. It sucks cigarettes and
Speaker 1: but she gets we're going to get me snails for
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars an ounce, but I can't enjoy chicken, Like,
Speaker 1: shut up, bro. Like it's like there is such a
Speaker 1: thing as over intellectualizing these things. There is. There's first
Speaker 1: of all, I love your cashion. Second of all, how
Speaker 1: do you really feel? I like the food? I went
Speaker 1: over there? It was good food. I will say that
Speaker 1: I do think that there is a tendency to sort
Speaker 1: of like suggests that that soul food has like this
Speaker 1: lowered value because of the obviously the fat content whatever,
Speaker 1: like the frying, all of the things that make it
Speaker 1: not good for us. But it doesn't. They don't often
Speaker 1: address how many other types of food are really fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Like a Scotch egg is a fucking fried egg in meat,
Speaker 1: like it ain't. Yeah, yeah, it me like what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, Like that's what I mean. It's like this thing.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like I understand y wanting to get
Speaker 1: a wise ourselves, but it's like you're doing that by
Speaker 1: putting the food below. What is just food? And I like,
Speaker 1: I like French food, but I am saying they're just
Speaker 1: over there, it's all milk. But like that's like peasant
Speaker 1: food and it's still allowed to be considered top tier
Speaker 1: expensive food, you know what I mean, Like I don't.
Speaker 1: It's still like, it feels still very I will also
Speaker 1: say that it does remind me, though, that part of
Speaker 1: the reason we celebrate like French food, Italian food is
Speaker 1: in part because their foods are not like cooked with
Speaker 1: like secret poisons and ship do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but I mean they also feed ducks. That's
Speaker 1: not I'm not saying they're good people. I'm saying that
Speaker 1: literally their their government isn't conspiring with Kello to make
Speaker 1: our ship more poisonous. And that's not that's not so food. No,
Speaker 1: And I think that's the point, right, is that maybe
Speaker 1: the real problem here is less the the thick armed
Speaker 1: chef or the food itself, and more the the fucking
Speaker 1: institutions that make our foods more poisonous than they have
Speaker 1: to be understandable. That being said, big ladies, thick arms,
Speaker 1: make me a plate. I'll yes, I appreciate it. I
Speaker 1: will be saying my stand up dates later coming to
Speaker 1: the show with a plate. Just put some tinfoil on it.
Speaker 1: I'll get to it afterwards. Tell the door guys put
Speaker 1: it in the green room. I didn't say, so, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I one of the last things I'll point
Speaker 1: out to you. Well, there's two more things I'll point out.
Speaker 1: One of the things that he says, and I'm curious
Speaker 1: to hear you guys thoughts on this is He also
Speaker 1: says that there's a dangerous sort of like manipulation in
Speaker 1: the way that we are represented as it relates to
Speaker 1: the fat arms. Right that, like a lady with a
Speaker 1: fat arm is a great cook, we all celebrate her cooking,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to the actual like selling of
Speaker 1: the food and the eating of the food, we call
Speaker 1: in a skinny lady to make it attractive for an audience.
Speaker 1: Right that, Like it's sweety having a McDonald's meal versus
Speaker 1: like Irma p Hall still with us. That's big, mama,
Speaker 1: she could have a McDonald's meal. Why why we don't
Speaker 1: let Irma get out there yet? Yes, Hey, I think
Speaker 1: he just I think his argument is he wants the
Speaker 1: arma hall spit some bars and they get a sandwich. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you like. Yeah, I'm feeling because
Speaker 1: I understand what he's making. I think it's thin. I
Speaker 1: think it's thin. I think I think it's whole premise
Speaker 1: is thin. I'm trying to like articulate it without just
Speaker 1: like yelling about French people. I just like, I understand
Speaker 1: you're saying what you're saying, but I don't think this
Speaker 1: is I don't think this is where the hill is
Speaker 1: to die on for that point. Because also like when
Speaker 1: you sat because initially when you brought this to us
Speaker 1: and I started thinking about it, I never even brought race.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought about it because I think about
Speaker 1: black people first, but like across the board, I don't
Speaker 1: even thin women, white women, I don't want their food. Sure,
Speaker 1: or it's just like, you know what I'm saying, though,
Speaker 1: this wasn't a racial This wasn't as much of a
Speaker 1: racial thing is I think he's making it out to be.
Speaker 1: It feels like a bit of a straw man. I
Speaker 1: think he's using the correlation of the meme and sort
Speaker 1: of like the frequency at which this meme circulates in
Speaker 1: a in the black lexicon as its evidence of this
Speaker 1: being a black Yeah right, but I mean I saw, wait,
Speaker 1: I've seen when there's just what we're talking about, if
Speaker 1: we're talking about harmful memes to the culture, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that Jordan crying meme didn't do a lot for
Speaker 1: emotional exploration. No, I don't think I've cried since I've
Speaker 1: seen it. I've never been more certain that I should
Speaker 1: be stuffing this stuff down. Oh man, I thank God
Speaker 1: for disassociation. Oh that's You're not gonna catch me weeping
Speaker 1: in public. That's just where I'm at my therapyture. I'm
Speaker 1: always torn because my dad is a sick comedian and
Speaker 1: my mom's a therapist. So my brain is always like,
Speaker 1: is it funny or is it healing? You know, I
Speaker 1: like mine doesn't know the difference between those two terms.
Speaker 1: So that's mine, you know, God bless I give you
Speaker 1: a hug. This has been a real wild episode. It's
Speaker 1: been a real wild ride. It has been a while ride.
Speaker 1: I'll hit you with one more little piece of evidence. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll chat about this briefly and then we'll close this
Speaker 1: thing out. One of the other things that I wanted
Speaker 1: to look up was where do fat arms come from?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Was the grow Come on, man, Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I needed to go. I needed official evidence
Speaker 1: where fat arms come from. And what I found, which
Speaker 1: I found to be interesting, was was that they say
Speaker 1: scientifically it's actually much more genetic than it is just
Speaker 1: whether you're eating a certain way, diet, exercise type thing
Speaker 1: that some women. Yeah, and so I think in some
Speaker 1: ways it maybe is working against your argument Sky that
Speaker 1: like there are fat armed women even when they are skinny,
Speaker 1: even when they are whatever the fuck that that maybe
Speaker 1: just have the source inside of them from the Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I liked where you were going. I have to stop
Speaker 1: right there. Listen, this is in my argument. I'm merely
Speaker 1: repeat it back. I heard that episode. Hear me out.
Speaker 1: This episode is good because we're treading on all our insecurities. No,
Speaker 1: I totally hear what you're saying. But my thing is this,
Speaker 1: all the women in my family right like, we can't.
Speaker 1: We can't. Everybody's like hoping that weight disperses a certain
Speaker 1: way on a woman's body. Right in my family, we
Speaker 1: can eat like I mean, queen, and we're gonna get guts.
Speaker 1: We're only gonna get guts. We're gonna we'll have tone
Speaker 1: legs and tone arms and a big belly We're never
Speaker 1: gonna gain and our arms are our legs. We'll have
Speaker 1: muscularized legs and a big belly. That's just like how
Speaker 1: we gain. So when people are like, man, she's just
Speaker 1: not eating enough, I'm like, no, you don't understand. I
Speaker 1: just can't disperse it there. But I'm eating good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't go there, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: I think that's what this is suggesting, is that for
Speaker 1: some people it is strictly gonna go there and so
Speaker 1: and so in that way. Yeah, but it doesn't being
Speaker 1: they're a good cook. It could just be genetics. Maybe
Speaker 1: they're just airbenders, and we just got to accept that.
Speaker 1: That's that's you're still leading the talent being in there,
Speaker 1: you think that that's all I'm I'm not leading anywhere.
Speaker 1: I haven't shown my hand once all. I'm why why
Speaker 1: can't it be if she has big calves, she can
Speaker 1: look like, oh you've seen the calves on her, she
Speaker 1: could throw down you know what I'm saying. I would,
Speaker 1: But this, well, like I said, I think in every
Speaker 1: part of the Buffalo. Yeah, that's and I always said
Speaker 1: I thought Big Mama's cooking got worse once they took
Speaker 1: that leg because she lost some of her powers. You know,
Speaker 1: you're a bad I can't believe you're so food in
Speaker 1: this way. I hope you hide when God strikes you down,
Speaker 1: like when Goku goes from super sayan two to super
Speaker 1: saying regularly, you know what I mean, You're still powerful,
Speaker 1: but but it ain't the same. I just think we
Speaker 1: gotta program this thing. Man. I'm gonna start saying, if
Speaker 1: she has a wide waist like me and the rest
Speaker 1: of my family, she could cook. Okay, Yeah she got Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got a little broad shoulder in a wide waist
Speaker 1: so she can throw down. I gotta just reap program
Speaker 1: us to open our minds to different types of thickness.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're thick in the waist, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, that's my internet history. Will a test.
Speaker 1: I am open to all kinds of different thick okay,
Speaker 1: and I will eat anyone's plate for the thick arms.
Speaker 1: But you have you have you have made me see
Speaker 1: that I was being prejudice and that's not okay. Once again,
Speaker 1: if you want to bring me a plate, bring it
Speaker 1: to my show coverage and tinfoil, preferably the cardboard with
Speaker 1: the thick bottoms. Yes, so there, wow, wow, tip of
Speaker 1: a blue or red drink to wash it down. I
Speaker 1: couldn't agree more with with everything that's being said the year,
Speaker 1: I do think that this has been a very heartwarming,
Speaker 1: enlightening episode, and I hope that others are walking away
Speaker 1: feeling where their their hatred was. Maybe was maybe sitting
Speaker 1: that that it and have been sitting that that maybe
Speaker 1: there's a little Hayden in your heart that needs to
Speaker 1: be left being. Yeah, be more open minded. That's the
Speaker 1: key to life, right, Like, if you have big calves,
Speaker 1: you might make amazing salmon. I don't know, like the
Speaker 1: open mind, Yeah, like you know, Okay, Yeah, they cook
Speaker 1: pigs in the ground. Period. Well I don't know where
Speaker 1: they cooked their pigs, but they cook them really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might be I might be confusing terms I saw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay. Sky Could you tell the people
Speaker 1: at home where they can find you on what cool
Speaker 1: shit you have? Oh? Man? Uh, where can they find me? Well?
Speaker 1: I have social media, but I'm rarely ever on it.
Speaker 1: But they can find me at Skytownsend. I'm on a
Speaker 1: Black Lady skettle right now, so they can find me
Speaker 1: there and uh not my dms unless they're Jamaican them
Speaker 1: from New York. Wow, do you know what you're opening yourself?
Speaker 1: You're going I am crazy. Yeah, yeah, I need a round,
Speaker 1: I need a round two. I I am really down
Speaker 1: to experiment this, you know, experience this roller coaster again.
Speaker 1: It was a hard time in my life, but I'm down.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm really ready. Your dms are about to
Speaker 1: explode with dudes who have motors on their posts. Go
Speaker 1: let's go. Take me all the way to let's go.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. I don't think to put this out.
Speaker 1: I'm single. I'm ready to fingle. Okay, okay. Boy boy
Speaker 1: tells the people where they can find you anywhere. This
Speaker 1: is the opposite of her ms. If you if you
Speaker 1: you want to make it from New York, do not
Speaker 1: Now I'm a combob. I don't know where I'm at.
Speaker 1: I just cool, guy, jokes CD seven on Instagram. Post
Speaker 1: there watch Royal Crackers on HBO Max. So then you know,
Speaker 1: hug your mom do all those things in that order.
Speaker 1: That skinny ladies food. She deserves it and you do too.
Speaker 1: You can always find me at Lengthston Cleman on Instagram
Speaker 1: and uh and if you want to see me live,
Speaker 1: I'll be at the mic Drop in San Diego on
Speaker 1: April fifteenth and then April twenty eighth and twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana at the Comedy Attict. Bring
Speaker 1: your ass out and if you want to send us
Speaker 1: your own conspiracy theories, your own drops. If you just
Speaker 1: want to tell us how offensive our usage of of
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