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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone. Frank,

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings, that's twenties, brand new phone. Frank. And Sebastian's

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Speaker 1: on the phone and he's setting up his wife today

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Speaker 1: for a phone prank because they've just moved and they've

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Speaker 1: been waiting eleven weeks for their brand new couch and um,

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Speaker 1: you know, we've been waiting for this couch forever and

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Speaker 1: every time she brings it up she gets so passed.

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Speaker 1: So um, I was saying, like, what if, what if

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Speaker 1: y'all call her and tell her it's broken? I would

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Speaker 1: love to do that. Yes, let's do it. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Ted David.

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Speaker 1: I'll call from furniture. Is this Danielle? Heh? Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is she. Hello, Danielle, how are you doing today? I

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Speaker 1: am calling to let you know that your couch is

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Speaker 1: just about ready to go and ready to be shipped off.

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Speaker 1: I know you've been waiting for some time for it,

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Speaker 1: so that's exciting news. We are almost ready to ship

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Speaker 1: that couch on out to you. You haven't shipped it yet, Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not quite done being tested. I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: couches being tested. What is that well, and that is

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Speaker 1: the reason it has taken so long, And they should

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Speaker 1: have explained that to you when you purchased this couch.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a three thousand dollar couch. I wish

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Speaker 1: they would have told you that. I'll you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll follow up on that with a salesperson. But each

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Speaker 1: and every one of our couches is tested out for

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Speaker 1: full functionality and things that might come up in live.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Just stun the couch now,

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Speaker 1: all right. I think what I'm hearing from you is

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Speaker 1: you want the couch to send out without the pushing test.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if I can do. You're

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Speaker 1: understanding me, yes, But if those cushions are tested for

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Speaker 1: the pushing, I can't send that out with a good conscience.

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Speaker 1: I need to do the pushing test on it. I

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I just texted my date for tomorrow

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Speaker 1: and to see if I can move it to tonight.

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Speaker 1: And if they come over tonight, we will totally test

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Speaker 1: out that couch make sure I can handle the pushing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, are you saying what I think you're saying? Well,

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Speaker 1: it depends on what you think I'm saying. Also, I

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Speaker 1: am sitting on this beauty right now, and it is

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Speaker 1: such a comfortable couch. You are gonna love it. Your

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Speaker 1: family's gonna love it. I've had it in my living

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Speaker 1: room for three weeks now and I don't even want

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Speaker 1: to part with it, but I kind of have to

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Speaker 1: because the old couch not my couch. So I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: on it right now. Though it is beautiful, You're sitting

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Speaker 1: on the couch that I paid three thousand dollars for

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Speaker 1: it and has waited eleven weeks for because at this

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Speaker 1: point it kind of sounds like it's been used. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it has been a little bit

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Speaker 1: lived on, But that's how we set our couches. We

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Speaker 1: live certify. I'm each employee gets a couch for a

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Speaker 1: few weeks. They get to test it out exactly how

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Speaker 1: they want, and I'm really looking forward to doing the

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Speaker 1: pushing test on it. So I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: get that done and then send this right out to you.

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Speaker 1: You know, I just cancel the couch. I don't want

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Speaker 1: any Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. What Hello, Danielle, are you still there?

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Speaker 1: Are you still on the phone, Danielle, are you still

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Speaker 1: on the phone? Regretfully? Yes, good Hello, I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: we didn't send this couch to you. My goodness, it

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Speaker 1: just it just broke into I think a thousand million pieces.

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Speaker 1: That couch was definitely not life certified. I'm angry right

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Speaker 1: now on your behalf, and our company should be embarrassed

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Speaker 1: about that. But I'm so sorry that couch is dead.

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Speaker 1: That couch is gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah, your company

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Speaker 1: should be very embarrassed, especially employing somebody like you. So

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Speaker 1: why don't you just do me a favor? Called your manager?

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Speaker 1: Otherwise I am hanging up. Cancel my order, give me

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Speaker 1: my refund. I am never advert ordering with you guys ever. Again,

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Speaker 1: this is the worst experience I have had in my

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Speaker 1: entire life. Okay, well then I guess I should let

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Speaker 1: you know your couch ain't dead gone, Your couch is

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Speaker 1: perfectly fine, and your husband's on the phone, say how

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Speaker 1: to Sebastian, baby would come. Oh my god, what a performance, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show and your

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Speaker 1: husbands Sebastian doing a phone brank on you because waiting

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Speaker 1: forever for your couch. The couch is coming tomorrow at

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Speaker 1: four pet if I got the call and I'm so

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Speaker 1: mad at you. Hey babe, but um, maybe we could

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Speaker 1: do the pushing tests ourselves. Oh my god, no, literally

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Speaker 1: because of all of this. But you're not going to

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Speaker 1: have the pushing tests for a very long time. Case back,

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Speaker 1: I go wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties only on the new

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Speaker 1: Hits six point one. It's almost signed for your brand

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Speaker 1: new Warre the Roses to Catch a Cheater. And you

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Speaker 1: know what, I just realized. We've learned a lot of

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Speaker 1: different techniques on how to catch cheaters. We sure have

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Speaker 1: like a little roller on the ground. Oh that's right,

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Speaker 1: try to find like other girl's hair. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: a good one, or like the location tracking, you know,

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Speaker 1: or sometimes the neighborhood kid will just let you know

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Speaker 1: what you need to know that. Yeah, if you think

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Speaker 1: you're signing another cheating on, you just pay a kid

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Speaker 1: from neighbor of ten bucks to watch your house. All right,

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Speaker 1: Brand new Warre the Roses to Catch Cheater coming up next,

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Speaker 1: It said you will show The Jebel Show on demand