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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is my husband has her spare key. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that, find out what that god, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, we'll find out what it's all about in

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Speaker 1: a few years. Right now. You hear him. It's the

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Speaker 1: nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for unp on? Today's title is uh, I got papers

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Speaker 1: on that man. I got papers on that man. All right,

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Speaker 1: all minds clear, prank warriors are y'all in the building?

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Speaker 1: I said, all minds clear, I've got papers on that man.

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Speaker 1: Cat dog if you hood let her runt it. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Uh. This Phillis yesterday. Who am

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Speaker 1: I speaking to? All right, Phillis? This is This is

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Speaker 1: John down at the top. I work out here with Clem,

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Speaker 1: your husband Clem? Okay, yeah, okay, how are you? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: He's slipped and fails today? What and he heard himself? Uh?

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Speaker 1: He got to leave a little shaken up here at

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Speaker 1: the job. So what happened? What do you when? What happened? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think he definitely pulled something in his back. But

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Speaker 1: we are. Now, who is you? Now? I'm his wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just my chilling your your your feelis that's right,

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Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay, because we got listed that his wife

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Speaker 1: is Janie and we tried to call her earlier but

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Speaker 1: we didn't get an I'm his wife. I'm his wife.

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Speaker 1: I don't know Janet. Who the hell is Janis? Janis

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Speaker 1: is who he has listed for a contact when he

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Speaker 1: when uh, when it's emergency contact or something should happened.

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Speaker 1: Y'all got that ex up? Yeah, I must have nixed

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Speaker 1: that up somehow that he wouldn't have put no, no damn,

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Speaker 1: Janet says his wife. I'm his wife. Feel it? So

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Speaker 1: I don't know who who messed up? But that ain't right.

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Speaker 1: I'm the wife. Okay, Well it has her listed as

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Speaker 1: the wife and call her as a contract if something

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Speaker 1: goes wrong. Well, I don't know what to tell you

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Speaker 1: because i'm his wife. Now, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who messed up. Hold on one second, let me

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Speaker 1: let me click over one second of a call coming

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Speaker 1: to n it's on the dog on. Okay, that was

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Speaker 1: Jannis what she said. She she's gonna come out to

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Speaker 1: the job. So you don't have to tell him. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm coming out to the job. I'm his wife. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who knows. Jane says that Johnny to get

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Speaker 1: it straight, because I'm she's gonna she's she said she's

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Speaker 1: gonna come and take him to the doctor. Now she

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Speaker 1: ain't come where. So i'm his wife. I'm taking in. Now,

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Speaker 1: you don't let you don't lease my husband the note naughty.

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Speaker 1: I'm his freaking white. So y'all need to say. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jennie said she'll be right here in ten minutes, right,

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Speaker 1: I bet you'll beat there in ten minutes too, and

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Speaker 1: I bet you'll been not release my husband and nobody.

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Speaker 1: I'm in white. I don't know no Jennie is. But

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Speaker 1: y'all need to get that straight. I'm on my wife.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell Jennie did she beat me there? To

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Speaker 1: all that sister produce some become very certificate papers or

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Speaker 1: something to tell her to produce that. I got the

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Speaker 1: papers on that, man. Okay, Well, I'm just saying, uh,

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Speaker 1: Jennie's she he does have her on the list, man,

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Speaker 1: So I can't what do you have on the list?

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Speaker 1: So I don't give it what's on the list? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: name on the list, man, Why would her name be

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Speaker 1: above your name on the list? You know well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna play this little ring around the rosie with you.

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Speaker 1: I got papers on that, man, so you better met

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Speaker 1: best your best hole that until I get there, and

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Speaker 1: case you want some more problems, I'm gonna release him

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Speaker 1: to Grannis soon as she gets sorry. You've been at

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Speaker 1: at least my husband another body all y'allma laid out

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Speaker 1: on the floor. So I'm gonna tell you right now,

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Speaker 1: if my husband and when I'll get that, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be some full blown going down. So your best just

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Speaker 1: to make sure I get that. This is a bunch

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Speaker 1: of boys, but it's gonna do when I'll get down

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Speaker 1: my wa on her way. I got hung up with you.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got kind to play with you either, so

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Speaker 1: I'm all my way. Because she don't ask her for this,

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Speaker 1: Jannis might get a beat down, and y'all ask don't

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Speaker 1: get them birdsness is my husband? Yt there, you heard

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Speaker 1: me your head here, I ain't got trying to be

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Speaker 1: growing balking forth with your player, ringing around the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm a going on that woman, I got you said,

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Speaker 1: so I'll see that I got some business to take

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Speaker 1: to do with Jannis? Like I said, you tell that

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Speaker 1: the whole cap. I'm all my way. She's trying to

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Speaker 1: represent like she means, trying to be me white. You

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Speaker 1: might need here you what what do you? What do

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Speaker 1: you want me to tell? Tommy Tommy, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know no toy who Tommy? That's me baby. This is

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Speaker 1: a nephew comic from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 1: husband Clemett got me to pray fall called you. Okay, y'all, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. I don't know you stay your ass over there.

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Speaker 1: I ain't time to praying with y'all like this. I'm

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Speaker 1: time to get by what's done. I'm gonna tick all

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Speaker 1: y'all ask hey, I got one more thing. Your favorite?

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Speaker 1: What's the last radio what's the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land? Those three got me b y'all. Uh, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. If you release my husband and somebody

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Speaker 1: when I get there, you're gonna have a full blown

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Speaker 1: problem on your hands. I'm telling everybody down now. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she trying to be me. Okay, that's what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: What do you tell that blanket and blank I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time to play with you. I'm a

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Speaker 1: grown ass woman. I ain't got time just ring around

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Speaker 1: the rosy with you. You finishing, I got to hang up,

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Speaker 1: I got stick out, ain't got there. Well, we'll both

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Speaker 1: be down that end. Like women's dope. I don't don't

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Speaker 1: give papers on him. Kept sitting name yeah, like women

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Speaker 1: on the truth about that out of tone? You nothing

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Speaker 1: but what I have told you though, sick of this.

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Speaker 1: That's somebody married alone. Pretty bad. Hold on, hold on

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Speaker 1: for a second, man, man, man, hold on one second.

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Speaker 1: That was jan She's on my way and the nephew

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Speaker 1: is on the nephew is on his way to Greenville,

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Speaker 1: North Carolina. Okay, Greenville, North Carolina at the Greenville Convention

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Speaker 1: Center d Center. Twenty second. That is a Thursday night Nephew,

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Speaker 1: Tommy and Friends. Tickets on sale right now. You can

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Speaker 1: go to my website Thomas Miles dot com, Thomas Miles

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Speaker 1: dot com, click on Greenville, North Carolina and get yourself

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Speaker 1: from tickets right now. Okay, this is a great early

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Speaker 1: Christmas give for somebody. Nephew is coming to town. And

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Speaker 1: did you hear my boys just getting better and better

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Speaker 1: and better and better. Praise God. Praise God, Praise God,

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Speaker 1: Praise God. I am back back and coming strong. So

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Speaker 1: come check your boy out. The nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 1: I got papers on that man. All you ladies just

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Speaker 1: got papers on your man. Bring them on down near

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Speaker 1: the Greenville, North Carolina. Now, if you're in Greenville, South Carolina,

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Speaker 1: come on up to the now and both you Greenville

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Speaker 1: kick it together. But I just had to get clad

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Speaker 1: that it is in Greenville, North Carolina. That's in old

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Speaker 1: WLF now for Carolina, that north alright, coming to the north.

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Speaker 1: The nephew coming to town. Nep you time me in

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Speaker 1: friends de Center twenty sewo at the Greenville Convention Center,

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Speaker 1: tickers on shell and not come on man, come on

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Speaker 1: for you, let it go, Come on one, come on.

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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna tell you. I would like that better though.

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Speaker 1: I would like that because if you told me, if

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Speaker 1: you told me, I'd be nervous and say I love

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Speaker 1: him all all right? Coming up next strawberry letter, the

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Speaker 1: subject my husband has her spare key. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to the stave Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show,