Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 1: All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Hels
Speaker 1: So listen to Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.
Speaker 1: Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making
Speaker 1: dinner for his family and her family. So I called
Speaker 1: her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was
Speaker 1: a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's
Speaker 1: listen to Brody's phone tappen. Hi, I'm looking for Linda
Speaker 1: Howe uh huh, this is her. Hi. This is Pete
Speaker 1: camp Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just calling a confirm
Speaker 1: your order that's been picked up today. Oh yeah, that's great,
Speaker 1: thank you. Huh. So we've got four pounds of potato salad,
Speaker 1: four pounds of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle,
Speaker 1: and of course the turkey. Yep, that's correct. Now, your
Speaker 1: order was very hard to fill for the turkey, but
Speaker 1: we got it's all taken care of. Why well, because
Speaker 1: I just found your order a little strange, but it's
Speaker 1: all taken care of. We were able to do it.
Speaker 1: We got twenty two pound turkeys. How many twenty two
Speaker 1: pounds turkeys? We just need one? No, not twenty two
Speaker 1: pound turkeys. You have twenty two pound turkeys. We have
Speaker 1: them all for you. I had to call some other stores. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 1: took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.
Speaker 1: He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and
Speaker 1: I said yeah. He said, I'll take them, sign me up.
Speaker 1: So that's what we got. No, who in the right
Speaker 1: mind orders What is it to to twenty turkey? Twenty
Speaker 1: two pound turkeys? We wing to a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble to get these. I had to call
Speaker 1: four other stores in the area. How about a thank you?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't
Speaker 1: even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people
Speaker 1: coming tomorrow. I can't serve that to people. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Show you again you give one person a turkey. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a cute idea. I figured you having
Speaker 1: like a get your own turkey kind of party. I
Speaker 1: don't understand you do this all the time, like are
Speaker 1: you stupid? You had to realize that that was like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, can meet that? Excuse me? I am? I
Speaker 1: am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this seventeen years.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard turkeys. Then you would know that
Speaker 1: nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty
Speaker 1: two pound turkeys. This, like literally doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: You had to have known that was a mistake. Listen,
Speaker 1: people are into different things. I don't know wherever you
Speaker 1: were from. I don't know that's what you do. I
Speaker 1: don't question people where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?
Speaker 1: This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.
Speaker 1: And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because
Speaker 1: it's tomorrow and I've think people coming over here. Ela.
Speaker 1: Where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have
Speaker 1: thought of that when you're placing that order that something
Speaker 1: seemed off. Does that mean you don't want the three
Speaker 1: pounds a half salad pickles? You know what? Have a
Speaker 1: great Thanksgiving Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: follow me right now. Good. No, I was gonna say
Speaker 1: we should call her. Okay, great, let it go. Question
Speaker 1: We called him back. Here we go. What's going on
Speaker 1: right now? What do you talk to the people's I'm
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna kill them. We're talking about no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: You ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that are
Speaker 1: two pounds. It's still the same amount of turkeys. What's
Speaker 1: the problem? Wait? What what's the problem. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to cook pones? What do you mean? What's
Speaker 1: the brace? Does the small turkeys just a lot of them?
Speaker 1: The cooking instructions are going to be different. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys enough. I'm
Speaker 1: in like, I don't understand how to cook that like
Speaker 1: that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter, the look
Speaker 1: like Pickenslinda, who is that? This is Dave Rody Melvie
Speaker 1: end in the morning show. We're pone's happening right now.
Speaker 1: Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine. Go. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I should be mad or relieved just
Speaker 1: like that. Wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio. Elvis
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