WEBVTT - Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Hels

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<v Speaker 1>So listen to Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.

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<v Speaker 1>Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making

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<v Speaker 1>dinner for his family and her family. So I called

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<v Speaker 1>her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen to Brody's phone tappen. Hi, I'm looking for Linda

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<v Speaker 1>Howe uh huh, this is her. Hi. This is Pete

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<v Speaker 1>camp Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just calling a confirm

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<v Speaker 1>your order that's been picked up today. Oh yeah, that's great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Huh. So we've got four pounds of potato salad,

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<v Speaker 1>four pounds of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course the turkey. Yep, that's correct. Now, your

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<v Speaker 1>order was very hard to fill for the turkey, but

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<v Speaker 1>we got it's all taken care of. Why well, because

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<v Speaker 1>I just found your order a little strange, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>all taken care of. We were able to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We got twenty two pound turkeys. How many twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>pounds turkeys? We just need one? No, not twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>pound turkeys. You have twenty two pound turkeys. We have

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<v Speaker 1>them all for you. I had to call some other stores. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said yeah. He said, I'll take them, sign me up.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what we got. No, who in the right

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<v Speaker 1>mind orders What is it to to twenty turkey? Twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two pound turkeys? We wing to a lot of a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of trouble to get these. I had to call

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<v Speaker 1>four other stores in the area. How about a thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people

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<v Speaker 1>coming tomorrow. I can't serve that to people. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Show you again you give one person a turkey. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a cute idea. I figured you having

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<v Speaker 1>like a get your own turkey kind of party. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand you do this all the time, like are

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<v Speaker 1>you stupid? You had to realize that that was like,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, can meet that? Excuse me? I am? I

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<v Speaker 1>am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've heard turkeys. Then you would know that

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<v Speaker 1>nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two pound turkeys. This, like literally doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to have known that was a mistake. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>people are into different things. I don't know wherever you

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<v Speaker 1>were from. I don't know that's what you do. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't question people where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?

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<v Speaker 1>This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.

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<v Speaker 1>And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because

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<v Speaker 1>it's tomorrow and I've think people coming over here. Ela.

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have

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<v Speaker 1>thought of that when you're placing that order that something

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<v Speaker 1>seemed off. Does that mean you don't want the three

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<v Speaker 1>pounds a half salad pickles? You know what? Have a

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<v Speaker 1>great Thanksgiving Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>follow me right now. Good. No, I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>we should call her. Okay, great, let it go. Question

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<v Speaker 1>We called him back. Here we go. What's going on

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<v Speaker 1>right now? What do you talk to the people's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna kill them. We're talking about no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that are

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<v Speaker 1>two pounds. It's still the same amount of turkeys. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem? Wait? What what's the problem. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know how to cook pones? What do you mean? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the brace? Does the small turkeys just a lot of them?

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<v Speaker 1>The cooking instructions are going to be different. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys enough. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in like, I don't understand how to cook that like

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter, the look

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<v Speaker 1>like Pickenslinda, who is that? This is Dave Rody Melvie

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<v Speaker 1>end in the morning show. We're pone's happening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine. Go. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I should be mad or relieved just

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio. Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran's phones this phone table was pre recorded with permission

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