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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Hello, you're listening to do you

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Speaker 3: need a ride? I'm Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: I'm Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 3: We are driving towards l A X, just past Jefferson Bolivar,

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Speaker 3: very famous president named after that street, and we are

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Speaker 3: picking up Greg Fitzsimmons. That's right, Greg fitz Simmons, famous comedian,

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Speaker 1: Huge fan of Jefferson, the president.

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Speaker 3: And Venice's resident. We are hi, Karen, How are you hi?

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Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks haven't seen you until long. I've missed you.

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Speaker 3: I've missed you as well. I'm going to turn down

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Speaker 1: Now, you know what, let's knock it off. I not

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Speaker 3: Been seen you in a long time. I went, I

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Speaker 3: went to England.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about your England trips. So you did.

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Speaker 5: You were there to do some stunt driving, because now

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Speaker 3: I was in a commercial for a car. I'm not

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Speaker 1: Goes, Yeah, don't worry about what kind of fucking car

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Speaker 3: Everybody, Yeah, why are you asking so many questions? Hey,

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey think Tracy is dick Tracy? A person asked

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Speaker 3: future watch and listen? Just relax, Yeah, don't get your

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Speaker 3: big yellow zoot suit and a bunch. I was the

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Speaker 3: They were all left handed the steering wheels on the

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Speaker 3: Yes, and no one heard of that. No one thought

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Speaker 5: Well, that's that's very short sighted, being that they lived

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then just one's okay. Then that's a totally

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Speaker 3: At one point, I was driving repeatedly over and over,

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Speaker 1: The answer is what the fuck?

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Speaker 5: It's like we're big time LA commercial producers and yet

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Speaker 5: That's kind of why I'm so thrilled that my mother

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Speaker 3: We're going to follow this yellow traditional taxi.

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Speaker 3: Other than the fact that's a prius, that's breaking.

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Speaker 1: That's becoming traditional these days, it is it is.

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Speaker 5: Here's the saying I read never take the answer no

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Speaker 3: Do that happened. That's the problem with this thing. It

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Speaker 1: It was many hooks and how many finn scarves were there?

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Speaker 3: A lot of the crew and everyone they were British

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Speaker 3: And they all had fin scarves, yes, all finn scarves.

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Speaker 3: They all had nice haircuts.

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Speaker 1: Facial hair. Yes, that's kind of shit.

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Speaker 3: The the American people did. Yes, they were very it

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Speaker 5: Very very outfit based. Living already at Lax. That is

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Speaker 3: I'm so we love I love Venice living, and I

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Speaker 1: I'm very jealous.

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Speaker 3: Greg lives in Venice. We're all just gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: Yo word.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah sorry.

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Speaker 1: Let's go empty a pool and fucking thrash.

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Speaker 3: Like locals like locos.

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Speaker 5: Get some four loco and just do it on a

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Speaker 5: Sunday afternoon. Oh look at we're back at LAX.

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Speaker 1: Chris.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, you never realize how much you missed

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Speaker 3: this grace cement.

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Speaker 1: Look at it so beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Now, if do you have your phone handy son?

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Speaker 5: As he said, I'm gonna text him and say text

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool? Right, yeah, you up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Even though it's before noon, you should booty call.

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Speaker 4: This.

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Speaker 5: This podcast is uh gonna be getting to spawn the

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Speaker 5: spin off my podcast called you up? Or I just

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that are into that.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a really good idea. Okay, okay, we

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Speaker 1: She's like, I can't believe that I'm some kind of

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Speaker 3: but we almost got side swiping guys a commercial fan, We.

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Speaker 1: Almost get sideswiped every time we come here. I think

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Speaker 5: That we're just stuffing our chances every time, the odds

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Speaker 1: We're just upping the odds every time we come. Delta

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Speaker 1: he is delta, which gets you there or takes you there.

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Speaker 3: They get you there with care.

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Speaker 1: It's Southern hospitality.

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Speaker 3: Does anyone else want to hear airline jingles from the eighties? Well,

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Speaker 1: Have you notice that it's what we always do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I start a word and then I abruptly

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Speaker 4: It was, it.

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Speaker 1: Was and always will be English.

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Speaker 5: I like to listen to our podcast after we do them,

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Speaker 5: and notice how many times I say om uh, I

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Speaker 1: Often tell stories that go nowhere. That's that's what I

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Speaker 5: So you're high, Yeah, I guess I'm always high.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're take We're tay. We got a little spooks

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Speaker 3: there with that van. I'm not gonna lie. Oh this guy,

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Speaker 3: uh huh, Hey, I just want This is a little

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Speaker 3: shout out to the parkingspot dot com get new drivers.

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Speaker 3: Let's do the opposite of get sponsors. Let's just call

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Let's get people fired. That's the opposite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's uh hold a mirror.

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Speaker 1: Up to the man.

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Speaker 5: Well, we're gonna have to go around again because we're

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Speaker 1: Where it is now.

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Speaker 3: We do a lot of people don't have the cajones,

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Speaker 3: Oh we're being directed otherwise do it. He's getting in

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Speaker 3: Hi there, mad?

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Speaker 1: He's mad? Are you mad? You put a sheet on

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Speaker 4: Hello, Chris and Karen. How are you well? I'm excited,

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Speaker 3: Oh please do we We're happy to see you, and

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Speaker 4: Right, well, let me explain the outfit. There's a Sunday morning.

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Speaker 1: That's how it is.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: You can't see she's giving me the finger. Yeah, So

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Speaker 3: Preemptive abortions for men are away in the future.

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Speaker 4: Good Morning after abortion. The UH is My wife usually

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Speaker 5: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: It's chaotic but dangerous.

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Speaker 5: Because also you're so close that this we don't want

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Speaker 3: That's the one flaw with our with our podcast, just

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Speaker 4: Well, it's almost like a comedians drinking coffee cars, except

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Speaker 3: It's the most dangerous vehicle I've ever been rear ended in.

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Speaker 3: I think when his life's in danger, like you, he'll

453
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Speaker 3: just start lasting. Yeah, that's what's happening right now. He

454
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Speaker 3: is not at all comfortable, and so he can't.

455
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Speaker 4: Let me just read back the text as they're trying

456
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 4: to get you idiots to fine me. I text you

457
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Speaker 4: that I'm at the curve. Yeah, and this is when

458
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Speaker 4: I get back, uh, at the curb at delta and

459
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Speaker 4: I texted and I get text me when you next

460
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Speaker 4: text h l l l oh.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to say hi, no, no, that's high

462
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Speaker 1: up that high at all caps.

463
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Speaker 5: And then and then great writes to meet three question

464
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Speaker 5: marks and then did you just crash while texting? I

465
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Speaker 5: was podcasting, driving trying to get away from the budget

466
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Speaker 5: shuttle and text you back.

467
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Speaker 1: So kill me.

468
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Speaker 3: Oh it is difficulty. The logistics of our podcast need

469
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Speaker 3: some work. I don't know if we need a little assistant,

470
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Speaker 3: but then you'd get some Yah, who's sitting next to you?

471
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Speaker 4: You don't want some?

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be comfortable.

473
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Speaker 4: I like the way it is.

474
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Speaker 1: This is good.

475
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Speaker 4: Did so how many of you done.

476
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Speaker 1: Oh, number eight, this is number eight.

477
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Speaker 4: And who else have you had on?

478
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Speaker 3: Let's see, we had James, I don't. I'll do it

479
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Speaker 3: in order from Julian call O, James Adomian robbed Delaney.

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Speaker 3: I already messed up the order. Baron Vaughan. We had

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Speaker 3: the terrific Well a couple of them didn't work out

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Speaker 3: because but the card was full. But we haven't told

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Speaker 3: them yet.

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Speaker 4: Uh the card was followed.

485
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Speaker 1: Are you using a machine? We don't.

486
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Speaker 4: I have that same machine.

487
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Speaker 1: Oh can we talk about how it works?

488
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, because I I've had that happen I

489
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Speaker 4: think three times where I did. But I've been doing

490
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Speaker 4: it for five years twice a week so so still

491
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Speaker 4: hasn't too bad.

492
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Speaker 3: And I was I was emptying the cards. We'll talk

493
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Speaker 3: shop later.

494
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Speaker 4: Here's what you have to do when you empty the card.

495
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 4: You have to empty the trash on your computer when

496
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Speaker 4: you empty the card. It's the craziest thing in the world. Otherwise,

497
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Speaker 4: but Mike Gibbons did me the same thing. Because I

498
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Speaker 4: did it and the card didn't get empty. You have to,

499
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Speaker 4: for whatever, drag and drop the files out of the

500
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Speaker 4: card into your trash and then empty your.

501
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Speaker 3: Now I'm going to start laughing maniacally because I'm a

502
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 3: little worried that that hasn't been done.

503
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Speaker 4: Well.

504
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Speaker 1: I definitely, I definitely deleted them all.

505
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Speaker 4: Recording.

506
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not We're in the We're in the yellow

507
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to.

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Speaker 4: Tech Talk with Andrew Sampson.

509
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Speaker 1: I actually maybe who gives a ship?

510
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 3: I have a custom leather.

511
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: Here's the peetz you got to pull into this. So yeah,

512
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Speaker 4: let's go to pet Do you guys like fish tacos?

513
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Speaker 1: Nope, you missed it here. I didn't want to get him.

514
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God here going to be like Tracy Morgan.

515
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: He he's in critical condition.

516
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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well, I don't know why. Relief just washed

517
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Speaker 3: over me.

518
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Speaker 1: That's nice and he's alive.

519
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.

520
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Speaker 4: Thought that relief that I stopped doing that bit? Yeah?

521
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Speaker 1: Really?

522
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 3: Did I cut you off?

523
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Speaker 4: Was that a bit I was gonna do? My Let

524
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 4: me show you my set list. It's an abortion chunk

525
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 4: Tracy Morgan reference.

526
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: Just riff it, just feel it.

527
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 4: Listen to them.

528
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: Wait are we gonna pause it for a second? We're

529
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Speaker 1: not taking these in?

530
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Speaker 4: We should take it in.

531
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Speaker 1: That's so nerdy, is it?

532
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 4: Well?

533
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Speaker 1: I mean the we're all going to be.

534
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Speaker 3: Well now that we've said it, we have to do it.

535
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 3: We have to do it now that like this, How

536
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Speaker 3: are you gonna hate it?

537
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 4: I know I do too.

538
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 5: But if I go in and get everything and you

539
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 5: guys keep talking, I swear to god.

540
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Speaker 1: This reminds me of sh I have to do, like

541
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Speaker 1: theater class, where it's like, come on, we'll do a

542
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: fake parade. It's like, no, I really don't.

543
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 3: Want to know. It doesn't expansions.

544
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Speaker 1: The four of us.

545
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 4: Pretend we're in a car. We'll go down fifty seconds freeze.

546
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Speaker 1: People will love it, and if they don't, they're then

547
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: they're square. No, all right, pete coffee.

548
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 3: Let's get let's I'm gonna pause it logistically with the cables.

549
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: Is gonna happen to us right now, it's gonna be

550
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: and pause.

551
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 3: Okay, we got our scones, We got this piece of coffee?

552
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 4: Is good? Is it good? This podcast brought to you

553
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 4: by Yeah, the dry scones and hot coffee the piece.

554
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: And earlier we passed Jefferson Boulevard and then uh, you

555
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Speaker 3: were just saying.

556
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Speaker 4: That looks like the worst Thomas Jefferson this way, Yes, yeah,

557
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Speaker 4: and then left. Thomas Jefferson would while sitting president, which

558
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Speaker 4: is a weird description of the verb to describe the

559
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Speaker 4: busiest man in the world.

560
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Speaker 1: It did, it accurately described taft though I don't know.

561
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Speaker 4: Thank you.

562
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: It was great.

563
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've really got it. I'm gonna be on new

564
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: faces this season.

565
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 4: This this that was a real at midnight.

566
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Speaker 1: Kind of Oh do you think I had picked?

567
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Speaker 3: I don't know. Let me see how many followers you have? No, No,

568
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 3: got to have more than that.

569
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Speaker 1: Am I going right again?

570
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: We are going right here?

571
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 4: So uh. He used to sit and answer letters for

572
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 4: two hours every morning. Like you could mail a letter

573
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 4: to the president and expect a reply.

574
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's amazing personal personally and not like a one line.

575
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 4: It's not like a text or an email like thanks

576
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 4: a lot, you would mail thanks a lot.

577
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Speaker 3: I remember I remember my mom getting something from Bill

578
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 3: Clinton and it was.

579
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Speaker 4: A real A lot of women got something.

580
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: And it was still wet ink. I'm not sick. I

581
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 3: shook you shook your finger in my face.

582
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Speaker 5: Were you gonna say Bill Clinton and add no, no,

583
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 5: you go I was. I met him once and I

584
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 5: did care about him before, and it was when we

585
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 5: did uh. We did shows in New Orleans on Ellen

586
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 5: and she interviewed him and the old George Bush, and

587
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 5: he on the way out shook my hand and said,

588
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 5: you people are doing a great job. And I almost fainted.

589
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 5: It was like, and I don't care about I certainly

590
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 5: don't care about politicians, but most celebrities don't.

591
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're dottering just talking about it now.

592
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: I really got my cheeks are red. I wish I

593
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: had a fan because I think I have the vapors driving.

594
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: Curb curb curb.

595
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: His hand was humongous. It was just crazy.

596
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 4: I've heard that every single person I've ever talked to

597
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 4: about Bill Clinton had that same experience.

598
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's magical.

599
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know who else like that? When I was

600
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 4: at Allen, I sat in Ellen's dressing room with her

601
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: and Tom Cruise for like thirty minutes. One time he

602
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 4: stopped by. None of the guests used to stop by

603
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 4: her dressing room, right right, he came by. That's the

604
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 4: kind of guy he is. He just came by and

605
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 4: scientology ed it up for like thirty minutes with us.

606
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 4: And let me tell you something, I had a man

607
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 4: crush on him for three weeks. Yeah, he's like electric.

608
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: Ye does he exude just this electricity?

609
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 4: That's uh, well, you know what he has does is

610
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 4: they lock in and listen to you, and they make

611
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 4: you feel like you're the center of the universe.

612
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: Yes, they make you feel like they went out of

613
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: the way because they needed to talk to you.

614
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 3: To keep that up. I mean, I can do that

615
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 3: for like an afternoon, after all, and it has to

616
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Speaker 3: be one person at.

617
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Speaker 5: A time, probably a deep, a deep seated need for

618
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 5: love and acceptance something like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess I can do That's why podcast.

620
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 4: I can do it for about an hour.

621
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Speaker 3: It's funny because in the beginning of that story, I

622
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 3: thought you were going to say Tom Cruise has giant hands,

623
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: and I was gonna just say, no, there's no way

624
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: that he does.

625
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 4: What's that?

626
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: Sh oh shit? You like that damn city bus bus

627
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 3: right now? Fucking big blue Oh that that engages you

628
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 3: and makes you feel good about yourself.

629
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Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn was like that when I'm him.

630
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 3: Really he was mean and made fun of me. It's see,

631
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 3: there's different experiences people.

632
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 5: Yes, I think it's a girl boy thing. Probably because

633
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 5: he was he he made me think. I think Vince

634
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 5: Vaughn might have a crush on me. It was almost

635
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 5: like how waiters do that, where you're like, this waiter

636
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 5: is into me, but it's purely because.

637
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Speaker 3: You know this will sound funny because he's less of

638
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 3: a star than the two people you talked about. But

639
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 3: our sinio all made me feel really good about myself

640
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 3: and spring springing my step.

641
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Speaker 1: It's a good canceled.

642
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: Ah, that's too bad.

643
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 4: Well there was. There was too many black shows on

644
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 4: the air.

645
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: They get a balance, it back out. But Tyra's coming back,

646
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: so that that doesn't hold up that argument.

647
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: Queen.

648
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: Give it to him, Queen, you got it.

649
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 4: I got it. Here's what I love. Sorry, Kate, Kate

650
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 4: shelling Back, who started as a research running I'm sorry.

651
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 4: I've got so much food in my mind.

652
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 3: That's okay, it's fun.

653
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 4: It's real. Kate shelling Back, who was All Star researcher

654
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 4: on Allen, has gone on to become a big producer

655
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 4: and TV original member of the Beastie Boys.

656
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: And drummer for Luscious Jackson, drummer.

657
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 4: For Luscious Jackson and just around.

658
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: So everything to do with Delicious Vinyl. See I come

659
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 3: in with those kind of observations.

660
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, record what your guys relationship was.

661
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 3: I come in with both.

662
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 4: I come in from the side with the zing.

663
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 3: And then I pull out. Well, the conversation happens. Carry on,

664
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: but go ahead about skate selling bok.

665
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: It's better pay off.

666
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 4: I love the fluidity of your interviewing skills. Carry on

667
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 4: and gut and go again.

668
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: I'll be over here.

669
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 4: Are we gonna edit that out? And what we say?

670
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 4: I get an email from somebody asking me if I

671
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 4: would recommend her for a job on Queen Lativa and

672
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 4: You're like, he already do this, yea thousand times and

673
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 4: very It's just amazing at this, wint, Why are you

674
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 4: asking me? I'm I have nothing to do with that.

675
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 4: She's way better than that.

676
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: So did you take that opportunity to be like, I

677
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Speaker 1: don't think so.

678
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we're going up towards my house. Now, this

679
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: is a part of Lincoln that has become very gentrified.

680
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Venice has spread. You know, Abbot Kenya's right down there right.

681
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 4: So this used to be all ship.

682
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 3: This used to look like wow, I really know it's.

683
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 4: Suddenly you're going to start to see like on the left,

684
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 4: their fancy building going up new restaurants, cute little restaurants

685
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 4: popping up.

686
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaker 3: Isn't it interesting that you and I have always been

687
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: in the same neighborhoods. It's not common for a comedian

688
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: to live over on the West Side.

689
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 4: No, but but there's a lot of comics on the

690
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 4: West Side now.

691
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 3: But they always end up being surfers or something.

692
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 4: Right, You've got like Daniel Tosh, Oh, what a body

693
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 4: on that guy? He should show it more on his program.

694
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: Surprisingly soft in the mid section, though, is he?

695
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

696
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: I mean the guy could stand to do some core work, Yeah,

697
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: some some core truth work. Yeah, he needs to look well,

698
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: any chance of me opening for him again this year

699
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 3: just flew out the goddamn window.

700
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: Never gonna hear this.

701
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 4: He might.

702
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 3: He might suddenly be like, hey, I wonder what Fairbanks

703
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: has been doing since I stopped bringing him on my

704
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: little jem with me, And then listen to this and

705
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, soft in the middle.

706
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: Sure, it's the ultimate revenge.

707
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 5: So someone that's the warning to anyone else wants to

708
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 5: bring Chris Fairbags on a jet he stopped doing it,

709
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 5: they'll be hallipage.

710
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's gonna be the wrath of an overhead right podcast.

711
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you tune into it, and I'm like, lady arms,

712
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 3: kind of a.

713
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 5: Handsome face, weird lips that blend into skin that's like

714
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 5: you were burned.

715
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 3: Doesn't have a defined lip color. Yep, it blends too much.

716
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: It's all one thing. Looks like a doll that hasn't

717
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: gone through the lip painting.

718
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: Were you born in a bonfire? A barn fire bonfire?

719
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 3: I forget it. I'll be over here, you guys.

720
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: He's gotten so much angry since Jess Lick came on

721
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 4: the air.

722
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 3: He was mad about like that's me, he's ten years younger.

723
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 3: He was really mad about that. Really, yeah, I asked

724
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: about but I knew he was really mad because a

725
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 3: calm went over him and he was like, no, I'm

726
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 3: I wish everything well for that young man. Like got all, wait,

727
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 3: do you start?

728
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: Do you remember Bradford Blowski from Ellen.

729
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 5: Naturally Blowski look exactly like Anthony. Yes, I was backstage

730
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 5: with Everyone calls him Jeselnik, but I think that's weird

731
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 5: and I don't know him enough. I was backstage at

732
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 5: Largo with Anthony Jeselnick, and I turned around and I

733
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 5: thought Bradford had come.

734
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: To visit me and I was like hi, and then

735
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, hi, nice to meet.

736
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 5: Then he treated me like a fan and I got

737
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 5: super mad. No, I honestly thought it was my friend.

738
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 5: And then he didn't know who you were.

739
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: Well, we'd never met before.

740
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've only met him very briefly a couple of times.

741
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: He's an okay guy. It's he's actually really nice. There's

742
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 3: a lot of those comics.

743
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 4: Trying to get back on a jet.

744
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: Is there a jet to be had in this digen

745
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: I've jet.

746
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 4: You just passed my street, but we have time to

747
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 4: kill Okay, good, We'll go to Ocean Park.

748
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I missed this.

749
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 3: I missed this guy. I used to see him all

750
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 3: the time. Margueritea Hawaiian shirt.

751
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 4: By the way, this, this section of Lincoln is called

752
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 4: Happy Ending Boulevard. There's like jack shacks every seventh fear kidding.

753
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, how am I not ever noticing them?

754
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: That's total jack shack.

755
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 3: That's so funny. See, that's where I come in with

756
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: the juvenile juvenile, and then I'll pull out. And then

757
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: I did another one when I said that what.

758
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 4: I call my jokes. They're all little happy endings.

759
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: Except for the abortion chunk. Do you want to talk

760
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: about that abortion chunk?

761
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 4: Bit? Like, well, I just you know, here's what I say, Karen,

762
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 4: as I say to the women in the audience, are

763
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 4: you are you pro choice? And then most of them

764
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 4: will clap, and I say, and how many of you

765
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 4: have had an abortion? And they won't and they won't clap.

766
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 4: This is a this is a device comedians will use

767
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 4: where you anticipate the reaction action of the crowd, right

768
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 4: and uh, And then I say, so, let me get

769
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 4: this straight. So you'll you'll clap excitedly about the fact

770
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 4: that you have a right to do something, but then

771
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 4: not admit that it ever happened. I said, you're gonna

772
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 4: lose that right. You know, you should be you gotta

773
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 4: own it. You gotta be pre you should have like

774
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 4: you should see vans Mini vans with like the little

775
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 4: silhouettes of the family members in the back window, but

776
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 4: just an X through one of them. It's not a

777
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 4: good time.

778
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: Ship, bro. That's uh, how did that go over in

779
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: North Carolina?

780
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: Went over extremely well?

781
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 3: But you got it.

782
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: Here's what you do is you slip it in after

783
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 4: you've just done a real good fart, chunk, in.

784
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh, so they have no It's like you soften, soften, soften,

785
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: and then they have no defense.

786
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 4: Just a spoonful of sugar helps the abortion joke go down.

787
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: The only abortion joke I have is a visual an

788
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: animation that I haven't done yet, where a little baby

789
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: is in the fetal position, but he's wearing a top

790
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 3: hat and he's tap dancing and going like this with

791
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 3: his little hat and maybe singing a song, and then

792
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: at the end of it, a bamboo can and pulls

793
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 3: him off stage. So it's like, and that's the show,

794
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 3: but I haven't done it yet.

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: Get out there, Simmons can do it. You can do it.

796
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 4: I'm breaking down barriers for all of us.

797
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 3: Look at that ass on that.

798
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 4: Really.

799
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't want to put out any mixed messages,

800
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 3: but that guy was a fucking physical specimen.

801
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 4: Go around the block, please, no soft midriff over there.

802
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 3: You could bounce a quarter off his army bunk like apps.

803
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: Great, God, what do you miss the most when you're

804
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: on the road, Creek your family?

805
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 4: I don't miss anything because I just go into a

806
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 4: complete emotional shutdown. I just I literally, it's just all business.

807
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 4: I just get I write, and I get my emails done,

808
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 4: and I tape my sets and listen to them.

809
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's important.

810
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: And sometimes you call me, we have nice conversations.

811
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 4: I don't call you, I don't call anybody. I barely

812
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 4: call it. It's actually a sure to call my family

813
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: because I'm not emotional. I'm a soldier at war, and

814
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 4: so I can't even relate to them on the phone,

815
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 4: like I can't be like, hey, I miss you because

816
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 4: I don't because I'm not feeling anything.

817
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: You can't access that part of it.

818
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: So when you're on the phone, you become RoboCop.

819
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 4: Yes, I just I give my coordinates and you know,

820
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 4: and I asked them about their days. But kids are

821
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 4: shitty at telling you about what's going on in their life.

822
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: They take forever.

823
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 4: So what's going on? Nothing? What are you doing? Nothing?

824
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 4: And I just want to go, hey, I don't want

825
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 4: to be on this call either.

826
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: Daddy doesn't want to talk to you, so.

827
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 4: And then I can. I'm home. And that's why this

828
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: ride home is actually a big deal for me, because

829
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 4: they do show up and the dogs and I completely

830
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 4: just thaw instantly.

831
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah back, well, that's terrific.

832
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: We're a pre thought for you.

833
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 4: So, oh no, I'm totally thought. Are you going? Can't

834
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 4: you tell the difference? I mean I was a little

835
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 4: out of it when I first got in the car.

836
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: I think, well, that's travel.

837
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 3: I think that's I want to say anything. But you

838
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 3: seem to little out of it.

839
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: We thought you were high on pills.

840
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 4: And also I wear I wear a patch for my

841
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 4: ADHD and it's a it's a riddle in slow release

842
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 4: riddling patch. You're lying, I swear to Christ. For about

843
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 4: seven years, I didn't know that I slapped. I slap

844
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 4: it on my ass every day, and so I have to.

845
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 4: I had to very gingerly pull my pants down on

846
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 4: the plane to put my patch on.

847
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

848
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 4: And it hadn't completely kicked in. Now it's really kicking in.

849
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 3: That's phenomenal. Now we're saying, yeah, I love because the

850
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: riddle and I've taken just uh, you know, for for

851
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 3: shits and giggles. Another problem I have. Oh, come on,

852
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 3: I think I need it. I think I have that.

853
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: I think I'm ADHD too. You don't know, and then

854
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 3: you take something just to wake you up, and all

855
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 3: of a sudden you feel normal for the first time, right,

856
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 3: that's not a good sign.

857
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 4: Well, if you feel jacked up on it, it means

858
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 4: you don't have ada. Oh and I just feel normal

859
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 4: on it.

860
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 3: I feel like I can concentrate for the first time. Right, Okay,

861
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 3: the first.

862
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 5: Time I took xanax, I realized what a total lunatic

863
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 5: I was, because you know, xanax just makes you have

864
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 5: no feelings whatsoever?

865
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 4: Oh does it? Yeah?

866
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: Just it's like you're just kind of in the world,

867
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: but you have no you don't care about anything at all.

868
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 5: Right, and I it just made me go, oh no,

869
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 5: I'm like completely, I have so many cares and worries.

870
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 3: Are we gonna want to take it right here?

871
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 4: Can make it right here?

872
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do the right I liked it.

873
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 4: We've taken this route because no, if somebody was like

874
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 4: had to map out and they were trying to trace

875
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: hat where my house is, the we've completely thrown them all.

876
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would think they think we were trying to

877
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 3: shake their their homing device.

878
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like a meeting with al Qaeda.

879
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: He's trying to shake us. Who else does figure eights

880
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 3: through the city.

881
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 5: We really should talk about the bombs we're gonna build, though.

882
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 5: I mean at some point during.

883
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 4: I ships and giggles. I've never really understood I do

884
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 4: it for ships and get what does that mean? Like

885
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 4: you do something that's so fun that you take a ship.

886
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and while moniacally laughing, you're just describing a crazy

887
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: person who's yelling at a parking meter.

888
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: It kind of feels good to take a ship though,

889
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: so I think it's.

890
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it does. It doesn't make you giggle though,

891
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 3: you're that's you don't know me.

892
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 4: I would say that when I'm on the road and

893
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 4: taking a ship is with not kidding, is like the

894
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 4: highlight of my day. That's how mostly shut down I am.

895
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: It's the only thing that you like, the being on

896
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 3: stage part of course, right, No, that's it, but that's business.

897
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in it, right, I mean, I just I

898
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 4: just have so much fun performing. It's true. It's like

899
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 4: Dommy Rares thing they pay. They don't pay me to

900
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 4: do stand up. They pay me to travel, right, and uh,

901
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 4: it's it, but it's good. I don't do it as much.

902
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: I go, uh, less than less than half the year.

903
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 4: How long have you been doing the road regularly, I

904
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 4: would well, I've been doing stand up twenty five years

905
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 4: I was.

906
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: I got to guess twenty.

907
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,959
Speaker 4: Five and uh, the first I would say the first

908
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 4: five or six, I wasn't really on the road per se.

909
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 4: Sure I was in Boston where you could just kind of,

910
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: you know, travel to New Hampshire and Connecticut and Rhode

911
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 4: Island and be home every night base.

912
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: Right, did you when you were starting in Boston? Was

913
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: Tom Kenny doing it?

914
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 4: No? He left before me. Oh okay, it was like

915
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 4: when I came up, it was David Cross, Louis c

916
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 4: k was kind of still there. He had just kind

917
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 4: of left, Bill Burr, Joe Rogan.

918
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

919
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. There was a lot of good comics, very diverse

920
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 4: types of comics because it was every different kind of room,

921
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 4: you know, like Cross would play Catch Rising Star, which

922
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 4: was very esoteric, and it was like him and how

923
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 4: you can make it right here? Okay, Paul Kazlowski and

924
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 4: you know that whole like did you hear a Cross comedy?

925
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 4: So it was all those guys Maarn and Laura Heilinger,

926
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 4: Sam Cedar, Sam Cedar, David Waterman, why do I know that?

927
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 4: John Benjamin Kerry prusso yep r.

928
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: They used to love to talk about carry. Yeah, it

929
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: was everybody's hero.

930
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was great, and I mean I would imagine

931
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 4: Tom Kenny, if he was ever in town, would have

932
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 4: been a part of that. But he was in a

933
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 4: would do it. Sometimes.

934
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: I wonder how wealthy he is from being SpongeBob.

935
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 4: He's extremely well.

936
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: I gotta get we gotta get one of those commercial

937
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 3: voice games. Do you do any commercial voice? Yeah? That was,

938
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 3: of course a famous bird from the movie Valiant, The

939
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: Biggest Lies.

940
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 4: I am so bad at voy it's through the fact

941
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 4: that I used my voice for my living.

942
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 5: I was.

943
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 4: I did an episode of Space Goes Coast to Coasts.

944
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a great show.

945
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 4: Didn't air mine? I recorded it. I did an episode

946
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 4: of Jonathan Katz to show doctor Katz professional therapy. Remember,

947
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, didn't air. Yeah, I'm I'm a disaster with voiceovers?

948
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: Do you just get self centered?

949
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 4: Guys?

950
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: Walked straight toward the front of my.

951
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 5: Caring we're playing chicken with a family of three, go

952
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 5: back to Persia.

953
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all turned around. That was hilarious. Let's that

954
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: was so weird. They were stearing me down and walking

955
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: straight up the street. It looked like something from Hang

956
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: Them High. Which where do I go?

957
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 4: Like it should have been in slow motion.

958
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 3: They weren't even trying to veer away from the tier

959
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: the center of the fucking road.

960
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: No, they were. They were, they were going to walk over.

961
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 3: Give my car, let's go back, let's go back. I'm

962
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 3: gonna feed that guy's mustache the boots.

963
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 4: Maybe he maybe this used to be a farmer's market

964
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 4: street and he discontinued it.

965
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 5: Maybe there that was like an Armenian march against the genocide.

966
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: Just a three man march, just slow and sad, but

967
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: with a bunch of fresh cucumbers.

968
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 4: It looks like the Egyptian election line. Oh my god,

969
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 4: three people, the only one stupid enough to show up.

970
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's only offensive if we show you a

971
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 3: picture of them. They were a family. I just don't

972
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 3: understand that behavior.

973
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: Very strange.

974
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 3: So everything you've done voiceover wise, it just it never worked.

975
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 4: Why do you know that's not true? I did. I've

976
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 4: done voiceovers for commercials and those those aired. Certainly.

977
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm a good actor.

978
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 4: No, I don't believe. So you do you I do?

979
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: I do? Yeah, And and that's it.

980
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: But I think, uh, I think that's plenty.

981
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 4: I think me is a lot.

982
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 3: Let other people play me, I say, and your pa

983
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 3: has to be this canary yellow all American American flag riddled.

984
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 4: Prefab white picket fence.

985
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 3: Right here, plastic pickets, which one? Right right here, we're

986
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 3: gonna run into that family again.

987
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 4: And right here this is where we're really serpentining to

988
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 4: lose anybody who might have still sort of had a range.

989
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 4: And then you're gonna make a left. See the silver priest.

990
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 4: It's mine because I care. Right yeah, after their care

991
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 4: on the left is my house.

992
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 3: Oh god, if this was your lawn, I was going

993
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 3: to be very upset. What's have you ever talked to

994
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 3: the neighbor about the lawn?

995
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 4: I know, no, there is uh, there's methamphetamines involved next door.

996
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 4: Oh you're kidding now, I don't know what it is.

997
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: Are all covered up?

998
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that all the time. I never see them.

999
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 4: And when I see the guy, why do you park

1000
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 4: on the sidewalk in front of my house in case

1001
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 4: that family comes up? Why do you think people in

1002
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 4: my neighborhood have to walk down the middle of the street.

1003
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Aren't problem?

1004
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: Now you're good? Now you're in this in this city

1005
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 3: it's illegal.

1006
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 4: Park on the see the House of fun. We've got

1007
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 4: basketball two stories.

1008
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: Your kid has a homemade go cart.

1009
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 4: You and my son built that together.

1010
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: Horrific. I always wanted my dad to do that with me. Mayah,

1011
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 3: I know he didn't. You knew that I wanted that

1012
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 3: from me.

1013
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 4: I knew that. I can tell just by that.

1014
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 3: Look at that, right.

1015
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. We took it down this hill. We built that

1016
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 4: from our old house. We we had renovated. This is

1017
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: all this extra wood and I don't know anything about building,

1018
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 4: So I just bought some tools and I started figuring

1019
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 4: it out, and we took it down this hill and

1020
00:48:53,920 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 4: it just flipped pretty fast. Injured. I was see the

1021
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 4: back has a little it's like a loge thing where

1022
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 4: you jump in the back after you push. I was

1023
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: back there and.

1024
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: Feet were in there.

1025
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 4: That's crazy, I know. And we flipped and we both

1026
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: went flying through here. Say, weighs about one hundred and

1027
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 4: eighty pounds, and uh.

1028
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 3: It's been there.

1029
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: And he broke the bones and he like.

1030
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 4: I think I broke a small bone in my hip

1031
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 4: and he had like that. He was bleeding out of

1032
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 4: his elbow.

1033
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: Bleeding out of his elbow.

1034
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 4: Oh my God like my dog and the wain. I

1035
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 4: see how excited he is. He knows I'm out here.

1036
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, yeah, that's what a dog it is? Yes, angle, yeah.

1037
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 3: From here it looks like a hologram.

1038
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 4: But I believe that's a real lossop.

1039
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: So oh remember when you guessed the kind of dog

1040
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: I got?

1041
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 4: Oh? Did I?

1042
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1043
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 4: Wow?

1044
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 5: I was like, I got a dog and you're like

1045
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 5: golden lamp. Really and you said it like that, like,

1046
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 5: here's what you Karen, here's what you're like.

1047
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get let's get up with three questions. Okay

1048
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 4: that I'm gonna know about Karen.

1049
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 3: Give me three questions, and you want Karen to answered.

1050
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 4: Now, like like if she were to say, what kind

1051
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 4: of dog do I have? And I will oh, right, right,

1052
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 4: right right, So give me three other ones. Let's this

1053
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 4: is called do I know Karen?

1054
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: Okay? Does Karen park her car in her garage or

1055
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 3: use it? Or does she use it for storage?

1056
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 4: No? Storage?

1057
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 3: Yep, that's okay.

1058
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 4: This car has never been I just based on the cleanliness.

1059
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 4: I don't think the car.

1060
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: It is a filthy car.

1061
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: She laid down a blanket.

1062
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: More everything in the backseat is covered with dog it's

1063
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: just this dog. This car belongs to my dogs. I

1064
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: just drive it.

1065
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 4: Essentially, they don't even want to be in the house

1066
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: at night. Can we go in the car?

1067
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 3: Okay? Does Karen lounge by her pool or is it

1068
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 3: always covered and not used?

1069
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 4: It is basically a it's It's like when when the

1070
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 4: earthquake hits and people looking for resources, Karen's pool will

1071
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 4: be where people go because they'll know that it's it

1072
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 4: hasn't been touched by humans.

1073
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 3: So it also is used for storage.

1074
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: I sometimes put my feet in it.

1075
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

1076
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: I remember when you got that house that we're so

1077
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 4: exciting and it's got a pool, and I was like, yeah, you're.

1078
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 3: Not laps and laps and laps.

1079
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: You don't know what I could do in the future.

1080
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 4: You don't know.

1081
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: You don't know.

1082
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 3: And what's another one that I ask, the one that's

1083
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 3: not yes or no, that's like, oh, of course, of course,

1084
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: let's see does does Karen or Karen? Why don't you

1085
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 3: ask him one? Or does that work?

1086
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 4: I don't know? Maybe some about your keys. Let's see

1087
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 4: show me your keyching? Why do you have? You have

1088
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: a leather whip coming off of your keecha?

1089
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 3: It is Karen into weird key bondage.

1090
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 4: Or is it he's like your graduation tassel I wish.

1091
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 4: I don't know. I saw that, and I have to

1092
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 4: guess what what you have many keys? You let me

1093
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 4: see them. Keys you have? I have to guess what

1094
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 4: they're for?

1095
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 3: Three?

1096
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: Uh, there's six.

1097
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 4: One is for your dead balds. One is for the

1098
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 4: door hand exactly, one is for your storage in your

1099
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 4: back the garage, that's right. And one is for your

1100
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 4: pool cover.

1101
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: No, there's there's no pool cover.

1102
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 4: One do you have an office or something?

1103
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 3: What's that long one?

1104
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: Do you have a key? You have a key for

1105
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 4: your mailbox? No? What's that big heavy one?

1106
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: It's for it's for some job that I had, probably

1107
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: four years ago. I just never get the key answer.

1108
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 3: The question is, was Karen ever a janitor?

1109
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 4: I'm always curious if you have more than two keys,

1110
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 4: because most people you have the padlock, and you have

1111
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 4: your you're not key, right, But you've got like six.

1112
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 5: There's the garage is one, and then there's the back fence,

1113
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 5: which I think they some people at some point may

1114
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 5: have used as a driveway.

1115
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1116
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: And then that one, yeah, this I think this could

1117
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: get me into NBC.

1118
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 4: Just in general.

1119
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 3: Let's go trip.

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00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I've got some ideas. Now meet me in

1121
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: this conference room.

1122
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: And how did you get in here?

1123
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 4: The conference room? We can't get in there? Well, now,

1124
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 4: yes you can.

1125
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 5: And that's one of the many things that you get

1126
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 5: when you hire Karen killed Carol.

1127
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 4: Anybody want to take a dip in a pool? Not me?

1128
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 3: Please?

1129
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: Do you have a pool?

1130
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 4: Greg?

1131
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: In this beautiful home?

1132
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 4: We have a hot tub? Yeah, which is all you

1133
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 4: really need, it really is. Yeah. We spend a lot

1134
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 4: of time in the hot tub. We go back there,

1135
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 4: we play charades. We play hot tub charades. Oh fun,

1136
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 4: and you have to go underwater while you're thinking of

1137
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 4: what you're like. As soon as you guess, it's your

1138
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 4: turn next to give the clue. But we don't like

1139
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 4: the games drag, so as soon as you guess, you

1140
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 4: have to immediately go under water and you can't come

1141
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 4: up until you.

1142
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: Have the next clue, just to keep things moving. That's hilarious.

1143
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: Do you guys ever do game nights?

1144
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1145
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: I think we should do a game night.

1146
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 4: Let's do a game I love it.

1147
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I think that all the games you play

1148
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 3: should also involve potential drowning. Yeah, hold your under get

1149
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 3: under the water until clue. You don't come up till

1150
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: you have a clue.

1151
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 4: And if they come up and they don't have a clue,

1152
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 4: you plunge their heads back and.

1153
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: Go right back down.

1154
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, they learn.

1155
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: It's kind of like Navy seal training. That's what they

1156
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: also do.

1157
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 3: You want to go back in the homemade card, take

1158
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 3: another cement, dive, get underwater. He's not at all abusive.

1159
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 4: I'm don's very very nice, but I live on the

1160
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 4: edge with my children. I want to rough them up

1161
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 4: a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, it's like my son's supposed

1162
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 4: to have mowed the lawn while I was going to

1163
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 4: clear really did not.

1164
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 3: So there's gonna be someone's gonna get a little wall

1165
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 3: to wall counseling. No, I don't know. It's something my

1166
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 3: fireman brother used to say when there's a domestic dispute

1167
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 3: and that came to a house. Oh, like they're bouncing

1168
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: them off that it was a lighthearted way of them

1169
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 3: dealing with how sad it is that the families sometimes.

1170
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: Ye more funny.

1171
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have outed. He doesn't joke about those things.

1172
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: It's too late already know he thinks domestic violence is funny.

1173
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 3: He doesn't.

1174
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: He just deals.

1175
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 4: You have to deal.

1176
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 3: If you're a fireman, you have to find ways to

1177
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 3: deal with it.

1178
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,919
Speaker 4: Right. You have a fireman family, right, you would think

1179
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 4: I would being all irish and I know that, Karen,

1180
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 4: You've got your dad, I have very much a fireman,

1181
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 4: very much a fireman. You literally, if you were to

1182
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 4: put him in a line up with a hundred other firemen,

1183
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 4: people would still pick your father first.

1184
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: Really, he looks like a cartoon of a fireman.

1185
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 4: As the handshake of a fireman.

1186
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got big put your mid up.

1187
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 5: He gets mad at people don't shake hands correctly. And

1188
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 5: my favorite thing is my sister and I love to

1189
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 5: call him America's hero. Literally after nine to eleven, the

1190
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 5: total like glorification of firemen in this country, Like anytime

1191
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 5: he would be being an asshole or anything would be

1192
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 5: like America's heroes having a hard time. That's the way

1193
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 5: we had this new edge over him of how to

1194
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 5: give him shit.

1195
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 3: Right, that's great.

1196
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 4: Well, I have a friend funny nine to eleven story. Finally,

1197
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 4: my friend Sean Bergoyn, who's from Belfast and Northern Ireland,

1198
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 4: and he's one of these guys that like, uh oh,

1199
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 4: FITZI would have some bears and like he rugged became

1200
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 4: a New York City firefighter really so he could go

1201
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 4: to bars and talk about being a fireman and like

1202
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 4: the whole like telling people back in Ireland that he's

1203
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 4: a fireman and in South Bronx. So anyway, he goes off.

1204
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 4: He takes a month off from firefighting after like three

1205
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 4: years to go like do this thing in Appalachia where

1206
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 4: they're helping people, and he misses nine to eleven and

1207
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 4: it killed him because that would have been the story

1208
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 4: that would have been no matter what bar he's in

1209
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 4: in Ireland. Yeah, he can he can talk about how

1210
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 4: he was there at nine to eleven and he was

1211
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 4: and it was it was tragedy.

1212
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: It was tragedy.

1213
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1214
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 3: I bet a lot of firemen thought that if they

1215
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 3: weren't around for whatever reason.

1216
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah.

1217
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 5: You know it's funny though, and maybe it's a general

1218
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 5: racial thing, but my father, like when the San Francisco

1219
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 5: earthquake happened, my sister and I lived in Sacramento.

1220
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: We were both at college at the time, so we

1221
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: ninety one. Uh yeah, I think so or eighty nine,

1222
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: eighty nine, I think, yeah.

1223
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

1224
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: We called my dad and we're like, are you gonna

1225
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: go into the city because he wasn't retired yet. We're

1226
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: like and he's like, hell, no, I'm not going in there.

1227
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: It's a mess.

1228
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 5: Everybody has this idea that they're like, you know, first responders,

1229
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 5: like they want to and my dad was like, oh, let.

1230
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: The young guys do it. I'm not doing and he

1231
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: literally like avoided it until they made him go.

1232
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 4: You want to say this on the podcast, he could

1233
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 4: lose all his benefits.

1234
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 5: I don't think so now because because of that job,

1235
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 5: he can't hear and he's had like seventeen different hips.

1236
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: Like it's really it's a very high impact job.

1237
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 3: No it is.

1238
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: I just did a benefit for the fireman and they

1239
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 4: came out and I swear to god, they are so nice.

1240
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 4: I got it. Oh, I should give you the book.

1241
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 4: Oh I'm gonna give you this book to give to

1242
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 4: your father. And it's but but they were like so

1243
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 4: grateful that you were helping them out, because they really

1244
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 4: their benefits are not as good as they should be

1245
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 4: considering they put their lives on the line.

1246
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean I don't really know.

1247
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 4: It depends.

1248
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: I also, I think they used to be good. I

1249
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: think my dads are pretty good.

1250
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems you know a lot in law doesn't

1251
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 4: really get that rotation with his hips going though. He

1252
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 4: slices everything.

1253
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta have a part.

1254
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to edit out here. Be live it

1255
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: if you heard that more angry than me saying fuck

1256
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: all the time.

1257
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 4: Karen, I'm okay with the abortion junk.

1258
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: It's so weezy on the golf swing.

1259
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 3: We both know I have a hook. Thanks for doing ours.

1260
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1261
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: What if our new podcast is called sitting in Gregs Driveway?

1262
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 3: You wouldn't mind, right, I like it.

1263
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 4: Watching our meetians have to walk into the street because

1264
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 4: you're on the sidewalk.

1265
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: That is like a zombie invasion, but just three people.

1266
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 4: You know. The great part about partying with you is

1267
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 4: that you just turned the air conditioning off, and then

1268
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 4: it becomes like doing a podcast in a sauna.

1269
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like a hot yoga situation.

1270
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, how come your family hasn't come out.

1271
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 4: I don't see the car.

1272
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: I think they're down at Wahoo's Fish Tacos.

1273
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 4: Oh.

1274
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: No, everyone that comes.

1275
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 3: In the door. They forget what he looks like.

1276
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, they must not be here. Yeah, the car would

1277
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 4: be in the driveway. Poor dog, yep, look at him.

1278
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 4: He will not leave that spot on his little friend.

1279
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 4: Hannah's right next to him, but he's the alpha, so

1280
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 4: that he gets the window spot.

1281
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: We left the spot.

1282
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 4: There's Hannah. All right, I'm gonna get that book for you.

1283
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, thanks Greg, Thank you guys.

1284
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 4: I love you too. I appre I just worked out

1285
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 4: really easily. You just asked me to do it, and

1286
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, pick me up tomorrow. Perfect.

1287
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 3: That's how it's been every time.

1288
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. Can I plug my dates? Of course?

1289
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 3: Of course.

1290
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 4: I was just in Future Comics in Connecticut, fox Woods

1291
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 4: next week, and then Addison, Texas because who knows? Oh

1292
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 4: no is this? Just go to fitzdog dot com dot

1293
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 4: listen to the podcast Fitzdog Radio.

1294
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: It's a good podcast.

1295
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 4: And then my one hour special Life on Stage is

1296
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 4: on Netflix.

1297
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 3: Oh that's great. I'm gonna watch that, thank you. I

1298
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: haven't seen it yet.

1299
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I will.

1300
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna i'll tell you about it. I tell you

1301
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 3: my favorite parts.

1302
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you just tell me. That's probably the.

1303
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 4: Better parent's seen it in seven minute chunks throughout the

1304
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 4: last ten years.

1305
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: I had it when you were on stage at the

1306
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: on Cabaret.

1307
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 5: We just did the On Cabare together and you were

1308
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 5: talking about you said something about nine to eleven, and

1309
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 5: I wanted you to talk about you and I playing

1310
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 5: ping pong so bad because we at Ellen, Like the

1311
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 5: first year they set up at ping pong table, like

1312
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 5: what a fun office we are, but no one played

1313
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 5: it except for me and Greg because it.

1314
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 4: Was directly outside of Ellen's offic.

1315
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like you had to have the biggest

1316
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 5: balls to play in the middle of the work day

1317
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 5: and could just go down and play some ping pong.

1318
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: But of course we did it. The writers did it

1319
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: all the time.

1320
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 5: And when the score was nine eleven or eleven to nine,

1321
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 5: we had a whole song that we would.

1322
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 4: Sing nine eleven, don't ever.

1323
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 5: Forget, always remember, And then we go and like dang

1324
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 5: paddles on the table screaming nine eleven, screaming in the office,

1325
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 5: like and remember the time Geiger got up and slammed

1326
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,479
Speaker 5: her door shut.

1327
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 4: It was just keep in mind, this was three two

1328
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 4: years after the real nine to eleven.

1329
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was this was this was super freshed.

1330
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 3: That's terrific.

1331
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: We had a good time.

1332
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 3: Did she never came out and scolded you.

1333
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,919
Speaker 4: No, no, because it would have made it. It would

1334
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 4: have been an admission that things were not as fun

1335
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 4: as they looked. Yeah, And so we used to do

1336
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,479
Speaker 4: ship like I would slam it and then as Karen

1337
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 4: went to get the ball, I'd go, that's it, walk

1338
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 4: over there, go get it over so angry.

1339
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: To get up, Greg would go he would hit it.

1340
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: He would like ace it off and it would go down,

1341
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: and then I would turn to go get it and

1342
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: he'd go, go get it.

1343
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 4: And that was it makes me good.

1344
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you had I had no choice, but that

1345
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: was his He's got a really good psychological game. It's

1346
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: not just the skill, the basic skill.

1347
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 4: Well that's been my m for life. I make up

1348
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 4: for all my shortcounting to trash talk. Go get it

1349
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 4: all right? All right, thank you, thank you, God bless America.

1350
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 3: Yay.

1351
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 4: Do you guys have a little sign off thing that

1352
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 4: you say every time?

1353
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 3: And that's the podcast now I tried that one out. No,

1354
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 3: you don't have, no we have what do you think

1355
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 3: of what?

1356
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 4: I don't know why but I started saying, God bless America.

1357
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 4: People don't know what to make of that. They don't

1358
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 4: know if I'm being sarcastic whatever. So you need one

1359
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 4: for you guys?

1360
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could go.

1361
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 4: You should honk the horn or something.

1362
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like we go, h Since where do you

1363
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 3: need a ride? So should we go? We should go?

1364
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: D d y n a R.

1365
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 4: And it's.

1366
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 3: Okay, we're doing okay, So that's been d y n

1367
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 3: a R.

1368
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 4: All right? Done it?

1369
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way?

1370
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1371
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 2: you claim and give us time and a terminal and gage.

1372
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 2: We want to send you off instil.

1373
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.

1374
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1375
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: We scared her?

1376
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 3: Was it fine?

1377
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 4: Now? Porn?

1378
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1379
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1380
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1381
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,439
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

1382
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1383
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 4: Do you need.

1384
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 3: With Karen and Cress

1385
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 4: M