WEBVTT - Drew finally pooped

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, we have such exciting news.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship findly ship I ship out of my ass, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fucking brutal.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew boots Gods, no more worries, no more comments suggesting

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<v Speaker 3>fiber and water, y'all were although coming from the right place,

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<v Speaker 3>it was very much giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just smile?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, drink more water and smile and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to be like, wait, just like eat a green

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<v Speaker 1>like get it moved, Drew, you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Look a lot prettier when you smile.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll actually, no, don't do that. That's my thing. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't get to hit him a thing, Yeah, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>get to hit him.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh did the shit just fall?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, guys, I finally shit. Well shit, when I

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<v Speaker 2>was back in Texas, this was like almost two weeks

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, like a week. Yeah, I had twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six days of turds inside of my body, y'all. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you can fully grasp and comprehend how horrible

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<v Speaker 2>that is, Like, of course, like a little here and there,

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<v Speaker 2>but like for the most part, like legitimately twenty six

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<v Speaker 2>days of shit like inside of which is like genuinely ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know, I know, I could have died. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, and who knows, maybe I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to die full of shit, Like maybe that was like

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<v Speaker 2>my plan the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>I wait, that's actually so embarrassing, because when you die,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you like release everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but that shit was not releasing. That

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<v Speaker 2>was going to be stuck inside of me forever. Bro Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>The poor people at the fucking morgue who would have

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<v Speaker 1>had to.

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<v Speaker 2>Like go through the bond in my autopsy and they

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<v Speaker 2>found out my toxic mega colon is like the clos Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six days of not shitting. What finally did it

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<v Speaker 2>was I ordered colonoscopy prep from my internest and it

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<v Speaker 2>was on it. It was like really easy to get.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I told him how long it had

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<v Speaker 2>been since I shit, he like kind of did a

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<v Speaker 2>double taken here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was like he was like, waituh how many days?

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew like, yeah, like at that point you had called

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<v Speaker 1>him when you were like, it's like seventy days in

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<v Speaker 1>and even then he was like, oh, how are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it literally felt it was the equivalent of when

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<v Speaker 1>we went to the personal trainers and the guy took

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<v Speaker 1>my heartbeat, and he was just like, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What And he was like your heart beat is so

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<v Speaker 1>low and I was like I'm fine. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you had coffee or something today. I was like, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>I had coffee and a Celsius and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you feel the way?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, You're incredibly healthy though.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it means. Having a low resting heart rate

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<v Speaker 2>is good. I have a restling heart rate of one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and eight permanently, which is really dark.

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<v Speaker 4>Your heart rate when you're in bed on your phone

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<v Speaker 4>is like two.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Literally a heart rates like my double my heart

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<v Speaker 1>rate and pass it on to Drew because that's literally

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<v Speaker 1>what we have going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then when I stand up, it spikes to

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<v Speaker 2>like one for every time, and I almost pass out

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<v Speaker 2>in the kitchen. I can make it from my bedroom

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<v Speaker 2>to the kitchen, and then I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die. I'm actually gonna die. But anyways, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six days of shit. I weighed myself before and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a picture of me on the scale. I weighed

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<v Speaker 2>one fifty seven and I typically, like on average way,

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<v Speaker 2>like I fluctuate between like one forty four and one

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<v Speaker 2>forty eight, Like typically at one forty four, Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's like my baseline. I can get to like one

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight if I'm like really depressed or some shit,

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<v Speaker 2>but like one forty four is like my base weight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the base weight, y'all, or you're always trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be and like gain weight above that.

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<v Speaker 2>How much shit was inside of me? I forgot how

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<v Speaker 2>many pounds you.

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<v Speaker 1>Went from one fifty seven to one forty two, So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like fifteen pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>I had fifteen pounds of shit inside of me, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen fucking pounds of shit inside of my body. That

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<v Speaker 2>is straight up I wonderful. How much like your.

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<v Speaker 1>Body wasn't even digesting anything, Like it wasn't like taking

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it had to have been taking in the nutrients.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the problem. That's the problem is it was just

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<v Speaker 2>like lodged in there, so it was just like sucking

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<v Speaker 2>it dry until it was literally like fucking bricks inside

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<v Speaker 2>of my body, y'all. I'm gonna actually I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>spare the details. I'm gonna go all the way in.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I drank it around nine am because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I want to be shitting. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be shitting throughout the night. Whatever. At nine am was

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<v Speaker 2>the most nauseous I've ever been in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom popped into the room because I was just

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<v Speaker 2>like so sick, and she was like, I literally thought

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna have to take you to the hospital

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<v Speaker 2>because you were clear. I was like, she was like

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<v Speaker 2>freaking me out, and I was like, I feel like nauseous,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't feel terrible. And she was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you looked horrible. Well like no shit, nothing, just like horrible,

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<v Speaker 2>horrible gut pain all day long until like eight pm,

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<v Speaker 2>and me and my mom were sitting on the couch

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, do I think it's time to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the er? And I was like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you're right, and she I was like, let me

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<v Speaker 2>let me rest for like two more hours, and I

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<v Speaker 2>swear to God at ten pm if I don't shit,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you took it at nine am and you still

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<v Speaker 1>had it shit by like ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like all it was all day, like

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<v Speaker 2>it was melting away in my body. Well, I'm laying

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<v Speaker 2>in my parents' bed. It's like nine ish in their

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<v Speaker 2>room and I'm just like we're watching whatever. I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>on the edge of their bed, and then all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, I'm like, oh my god, it's happening, and

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<v Speaker 2>I like sprint to the bathroom across the house and

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<v Speaker 2>I sit under broke Yes, my water literally broke. I

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<v Speaker 2>get to the bathroom and I pushed for about like

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<v Speaker 2>three seconds and then t M I but I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>A cannon ball sized shit like this big I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 2>like shot out of my ass at mock speeds, hit

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet bowl and exploded into like shrapnel, and like

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<v Speaker 2>I literally was like in so much pain. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I could describe you the pain I felt, well.

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<v Speaker 1>The way you described it to me and John just.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I'm gonna get there. It literally it was fucking horrible,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was the worst pain I'd ever felt in

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<v Speaker 2>my entire life. And then right after, like right after,

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<v Speaker 2>I proceeded to become the most euphoric, like what I

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<v Speaker 2>remember like pain killers feeling like when I was abusing them,

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<v Speaker 2>like I straight up felt like genuinely fork. I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like God was looking the inside of my skull in

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<v Speaker 2>my body, like it was crazy, like it was so

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<v Speaker 2>I wish everyone could feel the relief I fucking felt

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<v Speaker 2>in that moment, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like you felt the joy only felt by

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<v Speaker 1>somebody like Frankie Grande feels on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly exactly Frankie Grande on the Wicked carpet with that

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hair bruh. But I didn't realize like how much

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<v Speaker 2>pain I was in day to day. Like it was

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<v Speaker 2>like in that moment, I realized and I started crying

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, oh my god, Like I was

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<v Speaker 2>hurting so bad and now I feel so fine. But like,

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<v Speaker 2>just like I guess, over time, it just like gradually, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you like acclimated. Every day the pain would build

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<v Speaker 1>up a little and by the end of the day

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, this is just my new pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I might have set a fucking world record.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you looked up to see what the longest,

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<v Speaker 1>like somebody's ever been concan.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all dead, They're all dead. I went the longest

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<v Speaker 2>and survived, y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, so the colonoscopy prep worked, it worked down. See,

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<v Speaker 4>this is why people say prep is so important.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's like no, they mean huh,

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<v Speaker 2>like prep like.

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<v Speaker 4>The drug Like oh, okay, I'm the medicaid. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 4>to do the work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Respect, respect, You're learning something, but slowly, but surely.

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<v Speaker 2>I shit. I proceeded to ship all day or the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the night into the night, woke up the

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<v Speaker 2>next day, was supposed to get on a flight. Canceled

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<v Speaker 2>that bitch because I was like, I cannot get on

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<v Speaker 2>a oh bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>If I got a light and you were sitting next

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<v Speaker 1>to me and like getting up all the time, I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you started to smell like shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I probably did. It was coming out of

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<v Speaker 2>my pores like it was straight up was horri well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the thing the way you described it to me

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh was you said it felt like a foam

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<v Speaker 1>football coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of your mouth. That was the ship that I

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<v Speaker 2>had here. Oh here, I'm regular now. And I hadn't

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<v Speaker 2>shipped for like four days after that, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>getting worried and then a foam football shot out of

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<v Speaker 2>my ass. But and then I was like, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm regular for it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it looked Me and Josh were saying, like it

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<v Speaker 1>is so jarring, how like most people just poop and

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<v Speaker 1>you get it over with, like I am blessed with

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<v Speaker 1>like a body that just like does its job, and

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<v Speaker 1>I poop all the fucking time, so like there's not

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<v Speaker 1>really much to describe, Like it's it's every few months

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, oh my god, this is like a

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<v Speaker 1>describable moment I must tell the world, the world being

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<v Speaker 1>running to your room and telling you about it, or

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<v Speaker 1>it is it saying you for your chat. But you

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<v Speaker 1>since like pooping is such a miraculous event for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally it is the equivalent to climbers who finally

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<v Speaker 1>get to the top of Mount Everest. Your descriptors are

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<v Speaker 1>so insanely detailed. Now, I can think of multiple poops

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<v Speaker 1>you've had, like they will live on my mind like memory, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I describe them like perfectly. That's the craziest thing now.

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<v Speaker 2>And I sit there and I'm like, that was a

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<v Speaker 2>film football coming out of my ass, or that was

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<v Speaker 2>like a softball shooting out at much.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you say it's a chicken nugget, but you just

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<v Speaker 1>I which fast food chain? That is not real?

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<v Speaker 4>Every advertiser just bailing on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not real.

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<v Speaker 2>Groom, it's real ship water for straight up, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not kidding, Like seven seconds, I mean I.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe you, because when Drew came back from Texas, every

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<v Speaker 1>time we would be talking, he was like, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I have the fart, so I'm gonna go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would run to the bathroom to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't ship his pants. Oh my god, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no I can't, like, I seriously can't. As much as

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about poop and stuff like it literally like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, like, I really am not down with the

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<v Speaker 1>scat ship like y'all is scat the thing like like

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<v Speaker 1>poop Like we're like worst low.

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<v Speaker 2>Key sat After I shit, I sent a picture to

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<v Speaker 2>KaiA of my back and I had welts all over

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<v Speaker 2>my body.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say you had shit shot

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<v Speaker 1>off your path.

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<v Speaker 2>It exploded out of my diapers.

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<v Speaker 4>There's like a soundboard on here. We could load that up.

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<v Speaker 1>We should load it up with your poop sounds. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was iconic. It truly was genuinely like what I

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<v Speaker 2>imagine like an opum den for three days feels like

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<v Speaker 2>like I for real felt like like I was I

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<v Speaker 2>had the zuomis after like I was running around the

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<v Speaker 2>house like I didn't know. I couldn't run like I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know. I wasn't like performing well at the gym, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're feeling the beauty of giving birth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, exactly, that's genuinely in the moment, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I just gave birth to like a

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<v Speaker 2>seven pound baby out.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you experienced any postpartum depression? U?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I miss I miss being pregnant with fifteen pounds

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<v Speaker 2>of shit. I miss being able to talk about it

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<v Speaker 2>because I won't be able to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have nothing to complain now. Drew's nu kaplay

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<v Speaker 1>is like I just feel like shit. Like it's just

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<v Speaker 1>literally like just starting like my body.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel my But I love basketball at least.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I was watching a movie last night

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<v Speaker 1>and I, like Josh and Drew were hit it in

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<v Speaker 1>the room. I was sitting on the couch watching a

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<v Speaker 1>movie and I paused for a second to look at

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<v Speaker 1>my phone for my interlude. It's kind of like at

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<v Speaker 1>the opera when they let you go out and breathe

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<v Speaker 1>a fresh breath of air.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't You can't finish a whole movie without looking at

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<v Speaker 2>it without loud like I simply.

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<v Speaker 1>Must, so I pause, and when I pauses exactly when

0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I heard Drew stop talking. And I hadn't heard Drew

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<v Speaker 1>alive all day. He's been he was in his room

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<v Speaker 1>all day and the only thing I heard was I

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<v Speaker 1>just love basketball. Like that was all I heard. Was

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<v Speaker 1>just like the whole time was like like them talking

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth, and Josh wasn't really saying much. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh what, Like that's crazy, and like Drew

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<v Speaker 1>is doing the thing where he just like starts shooting

0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.960
<v Speaker 1>facts at you and then he goes, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just love basketball. And then I heard his door close.

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<v Speaker 2>I really do. It's like my lifeline. I truly think

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<v Speaker 2>it's the only reason why I'm alive. And I got

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<v Speaker 2>compared to Read Shepherd on my Drew's Lookalikes account. He's

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<v Speaker 2>just a rookie for the Rockets this year. Yeah, no period.

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<v Speaker 2>But everyone was saying, this is what Enya saw and Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you want to see him, Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>saw that. Yeah. I didn't think he really looked like

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<v Speaker 2>me that much. But he's the same battie. He's the

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<v Speaker 2>safest rookiing. I was a battie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Now you're how you were, Maddie. Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>hot we talk about this all the time. Drew will

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<v Speaker 1>randomly just be like, I'm ugly, and then I get

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<v Speaker 1>offended because I've multiple times told Drew that if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him, like my vibe of Drew is if I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know Drew and I was at a party and

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<v Speaker 1>he came into the group, I would try to make

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<v Speaker 1>him laugh for his attention, but I would never pursue. Yeah,

0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.400
<v Speaker 1>but that's I think the highest form of compliment. Yeah,

0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.360
<v Speaker 1>it's like you're too hot. I don't read.

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<v Speaker 2>Drewsha called us models, and I'm not kidding. I looked

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<v Speaker 2>in the mirror after I heard that clip, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, wow, I am pretty, but I'm hot in

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<v Speaker 2>the mirror. But in real life and in photos, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really scared. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, that's that's I wouldn't work on this podcast if

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<v Speaker 4>he has ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight up honestly, I agree.

0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I literally agree. Like I can't say.

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<v Speaker 2>That I was it that loud. We've been trying to

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<v Speaker 2>fix it and now it's louder.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's louder. Also our heater. I turned it on

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and it was buzzing really loud, and I was like,

0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.360
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, all of my fears of the house

0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.240
<v Speaker 1>exploiting are gonna come to fruition. So I turned it

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<v Speaker 1>off and I just suffered in the freezing cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our house is fucking freezing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is constantly, without the fail, the sixty six degrees

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<v Speaker 1>in the house at every waking fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing Inya says when she wakes up every morning,

0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.480
<v Speaker 2>she walks at her door and she's like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>so cold without fail every.

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<v Speaker 1>Because every morning it shocks me because I got a

0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.640
<v Speaker 1>heated blanket, which has genuinely.

0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Changed shifted that I like sleeping in your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with the heat blanket. I am still fearful

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<v Speaker 1>that it's gonna cook me in my sleep. But I

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<v Speaker 1>found out this morning that it turns off automatically after

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<v Speaker 1>three hours, so that's good. But then I wake up freezing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna get those like, uh skin veins.

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<v Speaker 1>That I honestly don't give a fuck. I'll just get

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<v Speaker 1>like permanent air brushing on my legs. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about that the other day, like, I have no plans

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<v Speaker 1>on ever getting surgeries, especially in my like younger years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm untouched, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Like right, yeah, and he's untouched.

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<v Speaker 4>You both have gotten so much work done. I know

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<v Speaker 4>you irresponsible to say.

0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I just can't stop getting work done. I just can't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop coming. I don't think people know

0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.480
<v Speaker 2>that reference, but I say it all the fucking time.

0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I've said it multiple times on a stage in front

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<v Speaker 2>of a bunch of college students. What we're referencing when

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<v Speaker 2>we just when we say I just can't stop coming

0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:53.200
<v Speaker 2>is like about five years ago, Nikokado Avocado posted an

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<v Speaker 2>IG story promoting his only fans where he scribbled out

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe forty percent of it and you could fully

0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.480
<v Speaker 2>see his like wiener on hard coming and he literally

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<v Speaker 2>just like was like, I just can't stop coming. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, it's just like so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the craziest thing ever, if you know what

0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.800
<v Speaker 1>it is. It's the first time I've heard a man

0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.840
<v Speaker 1>say something like that's equivalent to like what they have

0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.680
<v Speaker 1>camgirls saying, yeah, like it's such a chatterbait ass.

0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Ad of like I just can't stop coming.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten any work done yet. That is what I want

0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:34.440
<v Speaker 1>to profess yet, trust and believe the second I turn fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going fucking banana.

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<v Speaker 2>And the work is gonna be so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I know by then it's gonna be unseen. Y'all are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to Like I mean to be fair by fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>I quite literally don't think anybody will give a single

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<v Speaker 1>fuck about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So the world will be on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we won't make it that far with climate change

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, so whatever, but if we do, I will

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<v Speaker 1>be getting surgery, and they will maybe be like one

0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.080
<v Speaker 1>or two of you who remembers that I exist, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go through and find my ig where I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>like one like in a comment from a family member,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just me looking exactly like this. Still, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the Christina Aguilera.

0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:14.680
<v Speaker 4>Thing like that. Shit is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very creepy. It is very very weird.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm respecting the substance, babe, She's respecting the balance.

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<v Speaker 1>I The thing is, I don't know if I want

0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:25.760
<v Speaker 1>to go that crazy like. I don't know if I

0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.800
<v Speaker 1>want to go that crazy like. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>look twenty five. I just want to look fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>But kind Yeah, well, I would never touch my body

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<v Speaker 2>this sis.

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<v Speaker 1>No one else would either. It's not true, Drew, What's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy as you're wearing that poop hat. And I almost

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize it because it just looks like your hair.

0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because it looks like shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I got a shot collar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that because we were talking about that way?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it vibrate or shock?

0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Vibrates and shocks and I thought we could try it

0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:00.520
<v Speaker 2>for the first time on here, but I felt it

0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.800
<v Speaker 2>shocked my finger, and I think it actually might stop

0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:03.600
<v Speaker 2>my brain in heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know, but if it's if it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of like do.

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<v Speaker 4>You put on your nuts after.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh what?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't say anything?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Wait, be careful because it's on or maybe

0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:23.239
<v Speaker 2>it's not. But I'm so scared. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>I can do this.

0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Actually, oh, it's just it's vibrating. No, it's it's vibrating. No,

0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:30.640
<v Speaker 1>this one chocks.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, bark for me, Drew.

0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.159
<v Speaker 2>No, I actually I can't do it. I don't think

0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not on my skin yet. Wait. I don't want

0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:41.320
<v Speaker 2>you to do it.

0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'll put it down. Wait, it's like literally not

0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:46.120
<v Speaker 1>letting me put it down.

0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.719
<v Speaker 2>You have to click the top button in and then

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do very vivid and Westwood like I don't think so,

0:18:58.640 --> 0:18:59.640
<v Speaker 2>wait's chill, chick.

0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I want it's a force.

0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I know it's not on my skin yet, but like,

0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't trust you.

0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, look level one.

0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:07.440
<v Speaker 2>My hair won't let me tighten this ship.

0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Level one.

0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but wait, it's not on my skin yet. What

0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:14.720
<v Speaker 2>the was that you could do?

0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Sounds too This is just abuse.

0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:19.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, actually gonna have a conniption fit. Fuck.

0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Did y'all want walkie talkie's really bad as kids?

0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Everybody wanted like a really good walkie talkie so fucking bad. Like, wait,

0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:32.800
<v Speaker 1>we should get walkie talkies because we text across the house.

0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:37.080
<v Speaker 2>That would be fun. Wait, something just did a turd

0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:38.080
<v Speaker 2>fall down my shirt?

0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:39.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Did a turdfall?

0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:41.680
<v Speaker 4>Of turd fall?

0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:42.359
<v Speaker 2>There?

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<v Speaker 4>They're all falling down honestly, fu.

0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:46.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm like actually losing my mind.

0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's like it's like rolling down the wall.

0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:56.120
<v Speaker 2>What song did I sing earlier? I made a joke

0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:57.400
<v Speaker 2>early about falling.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it was really linger.

0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:06.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know. We all have a rizzler.

0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna do one.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it shocking?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No?

0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, vibrating? I don't care about that. Literally feels like nothing.

0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Should I bump it up?

0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the vibrating is not gonna hurt at all.

0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:19.879
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to like scare me. But wait, why is

0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:22.800
<v Speaker 2>it like actually like like it doesn't hurt.

0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold it away from you because I'm gonna.

0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:29.080
<v Speaker 4>Do you gotta squeal like a pi.

0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, okay, this is level one.

0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know if this is a good idea.

0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Just touch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't it hurt so bad?

0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:43.800
<v Speaker 1>One?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it felt like I was being like stabbed by

0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:47.120
<v Speaker 2>a bee.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, then maybe we shouldn't play with this.

0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:52.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't want you to get hurt.

0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:57.879
<v Speaker 2>Actually, wait, hold on, I keep feeling things. I'm like, literally,

0:20:58.160 --> 0:20:59.120
<v Speaker 2>you're going crazy.

0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:00.919
<v Speaker 4>Okay should I go?

0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:07.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh it's like it's not that bad.

0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like the sound you made was crazy.

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.480
<v Speaker 2>No, if I go any higher on might like actually

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:14.520
<v Speaker 2>stop my heart? Oh fuck?

0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Really? Yes, I guess dogs have like fur and like

0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.640
<v Speaker 1>other things. It's like straight to the source with you.

0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I pulled it away. I was too scared.

0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:30.199
<v Speaker 2>It's not on me yet. Wait turned it up to

0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:31.240
<v Speaker 2>ten ten.

0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't think for shock, just shock. It goes to

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:37.280
<v Speaker 1>level ninety A hazard sign.

0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:40.200
<v Speaker 4>You were on one out of ninety nine.

0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Wait do ten?

0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:43.240
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, what is happening. It's like it's like

0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:50.240
<v Speaker 1>F three, F four. Oh no, that's for the.

0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Sound frequency food. Okay, I'm ready.

0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:03.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh and ya, what did you put it to?

0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't it's at ten, is it that?

0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:08.639
<v Speaker 4>Are you sure it's at ten? And on one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>because he just pissed himself. He pissed his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, this is what you get when you fuck with me, bitch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you still bruised from the cupping?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:26.280
<v Speaker 2>You still have the spots from the cupping.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I like didn't have a good reaction because I

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:31.680
<v Speaker 1>actually thought I just killed you, So like that silence

0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:34.640
<v Speaker 1>was me actually being like my first thought was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to leave soon, like and I just killed Drew,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't leave. And I was like, I'm gonna

0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:41.600
<v Speaker 1>have to text everyone I know. Well, because I was well,

0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like reorganizing my plans. I was like, okay, well,

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't leave. I have to take Drew to the hospital.

0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:47.320
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like would I be able to

0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:48.240
<v Speaker 1>make that? I was like, no, I have to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you a woman? Getting her bag and being

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<v Speaker 4>into padany exactly.

0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I just died.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually didn't bitch your dramatic horror slut.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fucking slush all right, you're turning you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell no, no, no, I'm actually scared.

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<v Speaker 4>Of any pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna say something that's really going to strike

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<v Speaker 1>a chord with a lot of people, because I know

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:13.399
<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling that a lot of people in

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<v Speaker 1>our audience are just going to feel attacked by this.

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<v Speaker 1>I fear that Legos are just a Stanley type finesse,

0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>and everyone who is involved with being obsessed with Legos

0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 1>you have accidentally joined a cold. Legos are not that interesting.

0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:37.560
<v Speaker 1>They're also like the craziest plastic machine I've ever seen,

0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 1>and it just reminds me of Stanley. It's like, Okay,

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw a Lego wreath, like a Lego Christmas wreath.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a fucking no.

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<v Speaker 2>The flowers are so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>The flowers, I'll let slide. But now they're doing everything.

0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Everything is Lego everything, the core line house I haven't seen.

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:00.720
<v Speaker 2>The cat cats are so cute.

0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a fucking plushy like the Lego.

0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:06.120
<v Speaker 2>No, the building is like the part of it that's fun.

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I just can't get with the Legos. And to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally see it like the people who collect Stanley cups. Yeah,

0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 1>it just doesn't like. Legos don't strike a chord of

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<v Speaker 1>joy for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let the Lego cats vote, well.

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.359
<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. That's a good one. I like

0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 1>the og little just like regular Legos. This grand scheme,

0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>it literally feels like so Mary Kate and Ashley not

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Mary Kayan and Ashley. Uh Mary Kate makeup like it

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.960
<v Speaker 1>feels like that. To me, it feels very avon. It

0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 1>feels very culty. It feels like at one point someone's

0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna start knocking on my door and asking if I

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<v Speaker 1>want to buy like my Lego voting ballot, my Lego

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:49.919
<v Speaker 1>absentee ballot. Like it's just bleeding into everything. Everything is

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Lego and I don't like it. I just don't like it.

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:56.360
<v Speaker 2>I have to disagree, but we can agree to disagree.

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I think Legos are goats. I think they're the go

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Like the Dune Lego set is so fucking cool, like hello.

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.960
<v Speaker 1>To me, Legos are like my puff bar. I look

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<v Speaker 1>at this, I'm like, how many of these are sitting

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:11.640
<v Speaker 1>in landfills? And then I look I feel really bad,

0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:13.480
<v Speaker 1>and then I remember that there are people who buy

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:17.640
<v Speaker 1>a Lego set a month mmm, and there's eight million

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 1>pieces just everywhere on the planet, and it makes me

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:21.080
<v Speaker 1>feel better.

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I think, what the fuck? Where are my dad?

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:32.760
<v Speaker 2>What my dad texts me some weird shit. Well, people

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 2>who think being gay is a choice are actively choosing

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 2>not to be gay.

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>So you're gay.

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:45.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's a gay tendency. I love gay tendencies, Like

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:48.000
<v Speaker 2>eating kiwis, that's gay tendencies.

0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Eating kiwis? What else is a gay tendency?

0:25:51.520 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>I guess riding passenger while your girl is driving that's

0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 2>gay tendencies.

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.639
<v Speaker 1>Watching music videos to wind down for the night is

0:25:58.760 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>definitely gay tendency.

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Shing Men play football as gay tendencies. Oh my god,

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>I got a rooting for a football team.

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I literally got a football at it fire and although

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:13.080
<v Speaker 1>it was moving. I will still never partake in the

0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:16.439
<v Speaker 1>consumption of sports because it actually means nothing to me,

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Like it should be illegal to record the losing team,

0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:22.640
<v Speaker 1>like seriously, they just fucking lost, Like now you're gonna

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:24.280
<v Speaker 1>put a camera on their face, And there's always the

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:25.080
<v Speaker 1>compilation of.

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<v Speaker 4>The team, Like the best is when it's like the

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 4>Confettio's colored like the other team why they're.

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Just like walking through and it's like they're just Yeah.

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:37.119
<v Speaker 1>And the more I think about it, I don't know

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.439
<v Speaker 1>what brings me joy.

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 2>You're vape me my heated blanket, Your heated blanket. No,

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 2>And I'm not kidding. I was laying in bed a

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:51.160
<v Speaker 2>couple of nights ago thinking about like what I am

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:54.199
<v Speaker 2>truly passionate for and like what I would do for

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:58.439
<v Speaker 2>the rest of my life like and enjoy it, and

0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:00.439
<v Speaker 2>I have nothing. Nothing.

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:04.879
<v Speaker 1>I I like, well, okay, that's I think that is

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the scam. And this is gonna sound so Tumblr Twitter

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:13.440
<v Speaker 1>brain coded. But something I try to remind myself is

0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:19.160
<v Speaker 1>being such a sad, sad, sad child who went through

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:23.239
<v Speaker 1>harsh things. I always had this very grand idea of

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:26.400
<v Speaker 1>what happiness was, and I thought when I had it,

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:28.679
<v Speaker 1>I would know it and I wouldn't second guess it.

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 1>But literally, at this point, I feel like happiness is

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:35.239
<v Speaker 1>a construct that is being sold to us so that

0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 1>we never stop in the hamster wheel that is life,

0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>and that we keep keep keep just destroying ourselves and

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>trying to search for that. But yeah, it literally is

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>not this big thing. Happiness is just us sitting on

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:51.879
<v Speaker 1>the couch with Josh and like eating our favorite food

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 1>and watching a fucking TV show or watching stupid YouTube videos. That,

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:58.280
<v Speaker 1>to me now I can accept that is the peak

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 1>joy I will ever feel, because it's like.

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Being on my la phone for fourteen hours a day.

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>That is pure happiness. Like yeah, I'm not even joking,

0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:10.360
<v Speaker 2>like I love being on my phone. Right now, it's

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 2>like really bad. But then there will be moments when

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like two hundred videos deep on this random person

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:21.160
<v Speaker 2>from like Arkansas's TikTok account that has two hundred followers,

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and I like know everything about their life and I

0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:26.919
<v Speaker 2>knew what like fucking donuts they ate in the morning,

0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 2>and I was just like, actually, like what am I doing?

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Like truly, and I'll like actually launch my phone across

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 2>my room. Like if you ever hear something like hit

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 2>the floor in my room, it's my phone flying across

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:40.040
<v Speaker 2>because I like literally can't just lock it and set

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 2>it down. I have to like physically launch it out

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:42.840
<v Speaker 2>of my hand.

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I know I've seen you do it, and I remember

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 1>one time you did it and just saw I was

0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>like oh and went and picked it up and gave

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 1>it back to you, and you were like, no, I

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 1>need for a back You were like okay, like dramatically, yeah,

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 1>We'll come into my room and be like, I need

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 1>to detox from my phone. I'm getting off my phone,

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>we need to leave the house. And I'm like okay,

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sitting there like on my phone or doing

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>something in my room, and two seconds later, who goes,

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm withdrawing. I really want to look at my phone

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 1>right now, bitch. It's been like second year with a human, right.

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I legitimately get iPhone withdrawals, Like I need to go

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 2>to rehab for my fucking phone. But back to the

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>happiness conversation, life is only suffering from the second year

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 2>born to the second you die. You will suffer every

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 2>single day period. That's the end of it. I'm fucking kidding,

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and I mean it is, it really is. I'm about

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 2>to start crying because everything bad that can happen to

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 2>me has been happening to me.

0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just excited for this year to get wrapped up,

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>although next year and the year after that and the

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 1>year after that and the year after that doesn't seem

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 1>like the most promising. Next few years.

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:56.479
<v Speaker 2>It's always unstable. You really never know.

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>You just don't know.

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 2>And I'm seventeen next year. We all I know about

0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 2>the seventeen Club. People die when they're seventeen, and who knows,

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll die.

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you think they're gonna penalize Chapel Roone for contributing

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to population.

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Decline penis lies because she's a lesbian mm hmm hopefully,

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Because I.

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Was watching SNL and I was like, oh my god,

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>I love her so much, She's so awesome. And then

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I really like, I was rewatching it a few days

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>after the election, so I was really really spiraling because no,

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>I just was, and I was like, oh my god,

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 1>what if we get to a point that she like

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>gets like fined for saying that women are better than

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>men on TV? Which, guys, it's not gonna happen. Seriously, Okay,

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 1>we need to move on because I'm actually gonna start

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 1>freaking out.

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, Australia's PR team is a fucking shit show because

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I literally haven't seen a single positive thing about living there,

0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 2>like not one. There's a hole in the ozone layer

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>that's melting people's fucking skins off. There's spiders, everywhere, like

0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 2>literally eating people alive. There's like the most poisonous snakes

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 2>in the world.

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Just like living like an inhabitable.

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't be there. It's inhospitable. It's literally you should

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 2>not be there. Like I think there's like something like

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 2>three cities where like ninety nine percent of the population lives,

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 2>and then the rest is just like literally like mad

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Max level of desert where it's just like literally you

0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 2>can't survive out there. And then also, don't even get

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 2>me fucking started about the goddamn flies, bitch. You have

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 2>to wear like fucking fly hats because these flies are

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 2>like attracted to the co two leaving your body, so

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 2>they just like attack your face and try to get

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 2>in your nose, out, eyes, mouth, and ears. So you

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 2>have to wear these hats like when you just go outside.

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 2>And then also those fucking birds, the magpies, like the

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking magpies. If you ride your bike down the road,

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 2>magpies will swoop down and try to mag No, they

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 2>try to eat your eyes out of your skull. I'm

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 2>not kidding, Like they literally there's videos of people like

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 2>where magpies are just like fucking attacking them.

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've seen a girl walking, Like there's this girl

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 1>who runs and she always is trying out new hats

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 1>to see if she gets attacked. I'm like, at what costs?

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Why do you live there?

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't have understand I mean, honestly, how are

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>they going to get out? Because like every flight is

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 2>literally twenty four hours away.

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Like it's also eight thousand dollars.

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:15.680
<v Speaker 2>To Yeah, but the surfing's nice. Let's say a couple

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 2>of nice things.

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about Australia.

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 2>It's probably easy to tand.

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 4>I think they're economy is strong. I heard that.

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Strong economy weird accent.

0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 4>But what I don't like about Australia is that Australian

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:32.239
<v Speaker 4>guys are always tall and strong and they'll beat me up,

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 4>like Australian person i've ever met. Yeah, as like pull

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 4>my pants down and fucking like beat me up and

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 4>humiliated me.

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 1>How often do you meet guys from Australia.

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I saw Jordan Barrett once.

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Who's Jordan Barrett the moder?

0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, oh.

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>The scary guy.

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's Australian. Yeah, he got caught stealing cigarettes.

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Anothery're mad pr stunt from Australia.

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 2>He got caught stealing cigarettes and he got casted for it.

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh when he was younger, I thought like now because

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, girl, why are you stealing cigarettes? Now?

0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Now you're just bored.

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 2>No is the weirdest and I'm.

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I like, i'd like God bless.

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 2>But like, No, PSL is different from appeal.

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.680
<v Speaker 4>He is. He is weird looking, but I do. I'm like,

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 4>I look so much like him that maybe I'm just projecting,

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 4>like that is your that is your that's.

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Kind of my that was your twin.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I would be grossed out, like, No.

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 2>You're You're more like cheeko twin codedbes. He's like appeal

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 2>versus like Jordan Barrett's PSL Chico's appeal.

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 1>You know what I just thought of When we were

0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:39.320
<v Speaker 1>at the store and you were like, yeah, that's a

0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>cheat code and the girl thought you said.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is We were at the store

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 2>and his girl like knew who we were and she

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 2>worked there. And if you're listening to this, I fucking

0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:53.160
<v Speaker 2>loved your energy. You were a fucking vibe, like you

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 2>were late and she was just like chatting us up

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>and we were just like talking about like what we

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 2>had been up to and she was like, oh my god,

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 2>y'all were like randomly in fucking Arizona for the urban

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.960
<v Speaker 2>outfitters thing. Like I went there and I had friends

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>there and they saw you and it was all it

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 2>was fucking crazy. And then I can't remember how it

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 2>got there. I think she was like talking about like.

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>People go to the school to like go to a party. Yeah,

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:19.400
<v Speaker 1>so you could like get a scholarship and then just

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>go fuck off.

0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:23.560
<v Speaker 2>And like party yeah, and get a that's Chico. And

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:25.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, yeah, that's a cheap code.

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I do not look like this guy.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:28.479
<v Speaker 2>I know you don't.

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't all I fucking wish.

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't look like him at all. Kind of

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:34.240
<v Speaker 2>this is appeal.

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 4>This is so handsome makes me depressed.

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Like this is their other God, I hate men who

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 2>look like that. I think he's so cute looking, but

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I would never I need like a forty six year old.

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Like if I'm going to find a man attractive, he

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>has to have like a bit of character to his face.

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:50.839
<v Speaker 2>And look like I scars.

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I can't stand like a roadblocks like dressed to impressed

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 1>looking motherfucker. I can't stand it.

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 4>Well, me and Drew are obsessed with looking like that,

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 4>so and we'll.

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Do whatever crazy I'm gonna get. I've been bone smashing.

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say Guasha is the girl equivalent to

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 1>bone smashing, because I saw a girl on my timeline

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 1>who had Guasha so hard all her blood vessels had

0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:21.280
<v Speaker 1>popped and all the comments were like, girl, really bad.

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Chill the fuck out. But anyways, this girl was like

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:26.600
<v Speaker 2>or I was like, oh, like, that's such a cheat code,

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 2>like a cheat code to a video game, and she

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, that's so Chico. And then I was like, yeah, yeah,

0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 2>it's a cheat code and I like enunciate and she's like, yeah,

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 2>that is so Cheico.

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Like when we were laughing so hard because I was like, Okay,

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 1>what would that even imply? I don't want to know

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>what it would imply. But also just the idea that

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 1>like Drew Phillips is in a store saying that's so.

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Cheap, we need to make cheeko. I'm assuming she had

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:57.440
<v Speaker 2>like a friend named Chico, where there's like a legend

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Chico Legend at the campus or something, or maybe she's

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:04.440
<v Speaker 2>a member of Mogwarts Mogwarts Academy.

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>You have your Harry potter hat on. Isn't that the

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 1>hat that like chooses people.

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:13.799
<v Speaker 2>The distorting hat? What are you? I feel like you're

0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 2>slithering Slytherin, I'm slither bone.

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 4>What what slither bone?

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Making you laugh? Sod? It's crazy?

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Right? Well, I think I've decided that somebody saying something

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>is fascinating is the most condescending thing ever, Like it's

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:52.640
<v Speaker 1>interesting in movies where they're like fascinating, okay, bitch, because

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 1>one it's not. Two you're being as fuck. And like

0:36:56.960 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 1>if I told my story, like a story to somebody

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and all they were to say in reply.

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Was that's fascinating, it's fascinating.

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I would fucking hit them fascinating to me as a

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 1>fight word, like, oh that's fascinating. I'm so fucking sure

0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:14.320
<v Speaker 1>that's fascinating to you. Like it literally just sounds so demeaning.

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:16.839
<v Speaker 2>It's it's like the same as someone describing like a

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 2>food as interesting, like I know you hate it, and

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:21.359
<v Speaker 2>I know you don't like it, Just say you don't

0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:24.799
<v Speaker 2>like it the flavor is interesting, Like you literally don't

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:26.600
<v Speaker 2>like it. Like that's me to Macha, Like I don't

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:28.479
<v Speaker 2>like Macha, I never will. It tastes like I'm fucking

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 2>drinking like cow chewed grass like and that's why I

0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 2>love machao.

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I love that bitter taste, like I can't stand to Macha.

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>A lot of y'all don't even fuck with Macha, Like

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I understand Macha's all the rave right now, but a

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:42.360
<v Speaker 1>lot of y'all don't fuck with Macha the way I

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>do and me and my girls do, because why the

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck are you adding blueberry raspberry like all these things? Also,

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>actually we need to talk about that audio. A lot

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:55.479
<v Speaker 1>of y'all are adding like raspberries to your coffee. What

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>the fuck are we talking about? Like even the banana coffee,

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you're pushing it, Like covering the coffee is pushing it.

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>But they put bananas in the coffee.

0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:06.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some people make bananas syrup, which I will say,

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 1>actually does sound delicious for two SIPs, and then it

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:15.760
<v Speaker 1>sounds like it would give me an insane.

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I really can't eat bananas.

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 1>It would give me heartburn.

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I get like welts on my tongue and throat

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 2>when I eat bananas, not in like a crazy way

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 2>like eating oyster's muscles clams would, but like i'd literally

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>like the enzymes or some shit like melt my tongue away.

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I want, I really want the Banana Fortnite crocs.

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I was just saying that, literally, the Banana Fortnite crocs,

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 2>the Battlebus crocs, the pink ones are the most horrifying

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 2>piece of clothing I've ever seen created.

0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:41.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean to be fair, all of them are like terrifying.

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>But the banana ones are like terrifying.

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I should tell my parents to get me that

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 1>for Christmas. Wait, I need to send that to them. Also,

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 1>a zool is kind, and don't fuck with a zool

0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 1>because I randomly looked up how much a zool costs.

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I found a zool on the street. And a Zul

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 1>is like a paid experience of a cat. He's the

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 1>dumbest cat I've like ever interacted with, dude a soul randomly. Also,

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 1>if you don't know, because I feel like I've never

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 1>talked about Azool anymore, Azula is my fucking cat. She

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:19.400
<v Speaker 1>has like become obsessed. Actually, what's weird? The older a

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>fool gets, Yeah, the older Zul gets, the more like

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:24.120
<v Speaker 1>a boy he starts to act to me. So now

0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:25.840
<v Speaker 1>he's like kind of just been a boy for the

0:39:25.880 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 1>past year because he has become obsessed with cardboard boxes.

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Not in the way most cats are, where they get

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:33.760
<v Speaker 1>in it and they play and they're cute. Azul takes

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:36.239
<v Speaker 1>out this aggression that I've never seen an animal do.

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't eat it. He doesn't like swallow the cardboard,

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:42.840
<v Speaker 1>but he very meticulously. It's like he's a little Amazon worker.

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Like he goes up to it and he's.

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Like like he just bites it and spits it out.

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just bites it and spits it out and

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 1>then plays with the cardboard pieces and then just like

0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:54.240
<v Speaker 1>circles around it like he killed something and walks away.

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:56.799
<v Speaker 1>And there's a cardboard box under my bed because I

0:39:56.800 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 1>have all his canned food like shoved in this box

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 1>under my bed. I'll be laying in bed and I

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:06.200
<v Speaker 1>just wake up to like under my bed and it's

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>like a thumping sound, and I go under my bed

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and it's just a zoul with two paws in the

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>box and then his like all the rim of it

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 1>is plastic and chewed up cardboard. Also, he has started

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>to eat my vinyl record, so he literally, yeah, he

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 1>literally goes to like I have all of my records,

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>like leaned up against my desk. He goes and he

0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 1>it literally feels like he's picking something out, which I

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>should start playing the records he pulls out and see

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>if my cat can be smart. But that's not the case.

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 1>He just yeah, he shows Evangelist. And then the other

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 1>one was what's yo la tengo?

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Also he chewed a hole in an air mattress, Like, oh, yeah,

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 2>like a dog.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 1>We can't have air mattresses in the house because the

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 1>zool finds them.

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 2>And he finds them and he eats them like a munch.

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Is thet Yeah, it's an animal.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at a today and I was like,

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it is so funny how we just picked this animal

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 1>to be like the animal like cats and dogs are Like, no,

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that. I think they chose us. They

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 2>could control us. I truly do think that, Like I

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 2>really that fucking parasite study is crazy and I know

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.560
<v Speaker 2>we all got But I love cats in the craziest way,

0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:23.359
<v Speaker 2>like I send it. I send at least three cat

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 2>videos a day, like to my friends and family. I

0:41:26.200 --> 0:41:27.240
<v Speaker 2>fucking love cats.

0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 1>The most beautiful Pat is so cute, is beautiful and

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.680
<v Speaker 1>when he looks at me with this face.

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:39.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this cat has nag.

0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:41.000
<v Speaker 4>Have you seen the kitten that says hello?

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:44.759
<v Speaker 2>No, let me show you hold that hell up because

0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:45.480
<v Speaker 2>I need to see that.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love azool bro.

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:55.280
<v Speaker 2>If you look up there, I found an azul whisker.

0:41:55.719 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh really yeah? Whoa, it's long as hell?

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh, this is it? This is it?

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I think this is a whisker.

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm w a kitten sometimes.

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh I know. Sometimes I feel like a Zoel can

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 1>say hello. And I'm not kidding because sometimes he does

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:25.360
<v Speaker 1>this very specific me out only when I'm in the

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 1>bathroom and he's standing out he wants to get in.

0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:31.280
<v Speaker 2>He does not like the bathroom door close because anytime

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm in there, he comes up and the outs at

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 2>it and then like he knows it's me, like a

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Ziel doesn't give a fuck about me. Actually, as look,

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:37.880
<v Speaker 2>he loves me.

0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:40.319
<v Speaker 1>He just hates the bathroom door closed. Not that he

0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:42.439
<v Speaker 1>likes to hang out in the bathroom, but he likes

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.840
<v Speaker 1>the option of going into a room where one of

0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>us is in there, like he doesn't like to be

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 1>closed off. And I love him so much. He is

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:53.800
<v Speaker 1>so cute and he loves the heated blanket. Like usually

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>he lays up here and sleeps next to my shoulders,

0:42:56.680 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>but since I have the heated blanket now, he'll like

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:02.319
<v Speaker 1>scrounge around and like lay half on me, half off me.

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:04.360
<v Speaker 1>And I love when I'm playing Fortnite and he comes

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and he lays across my lap like a little loaf.

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally, you've grown up so much in the last time.

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 1>I know, if when Azul dies, I think I'm gonna

0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:13.120
<v Speaker 1>kill myself.

0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself.

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Would you kill yourself if I died?

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, good, I mean it doesn't take much.

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:22.799
<v Speaker 2>Well. The last thing I want to talk about is

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:25.799
<v Speaker 2>family data plans. Did y'all have those?

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bro, Oh my god, Like I forgot about the

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 2>trauma that a family data plan caused me as like

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:38.959
<v Speaker 2>a kid that was obsessed with the Internet. I know,

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 2>every single month, three days in four days in our

0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:47.279
<v Speaker 2>family would get a text in the family group chat

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 2>saying that we've used ninety percent of our data plan.

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:53.040
<v Speaker 2>And then my fucking sister figured out a way to

0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:57.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking call on her iPhone to see by number who's

0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 2>using the data and every single time without fail. It

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:04.399
<v Speaker 2>was me using ninety percent of the data before anybody could.

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 1>But it was also like it felt like it took nothing.

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely remember getting being in school and it would

0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 1>be like the day after the VMA's and I need

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:15.880
<v Speaker 1>to see what people tweeted, and I'm on my phone

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 1>just looking at Twitter and even just seeing gifts and

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 1>fucking picture replies would take up so much of it

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 1>and it would destroy it. Also, did you ever have

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 1>to like go in and check how much like of

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the data you've used like all the time, Like I

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 1>would do it all the time, and it literally felt

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 1>like undoing a bomb every time I was doing that,

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 1>because even that felt like it was using data. Like

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.760
<v Speaker 1>everything on my phone remember minutes.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes or I no no no no no. I never

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:44.400
<v Speaker 2>had minutes. I mean like I did have minutes, but

0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 2>like I'd never use the phone.

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh I had minutes, but there was like minutes.

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:53.279
<v Speaker 2>And then there were something with with like.

0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Texting too, like there was only a certain amount of

0:44:55.760 --> 0:45:00.640
<v Speaker 1>like text send and oh my god, I my lgen

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>that like not being able to reply to my crush

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:05.279
<v Speaker 1>because I used up all my shit and I would

0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:06.480
<v Speaker 1>just have to go to school and be like sorry,

0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't reply, Like I.

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Literally sorry, I couldn't play twenty three questions with you.

0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 1>That's why Kick was so popular, because it was like

0:45:12.600 --> 0:45:17.400
<v Speaker 1>before like Messenger I got oh duh.

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about the experiences I

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 2>had from fourteen to seventeen, even eighteen.

0:45:28.880 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are going to jail. A lot

0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>of people.

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 4>Wait, so these experiences happened like the first couple of

0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:37.840
<v Speaker 4>years of the podcast.

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like two years ago, three.

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.439
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that you were going through that. Yeah,

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:43.000
<v Speaker 4>I would.

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was not even that big of a deal.

0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 2>He's being so yeah, I'm being dramatic.

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, chill out, dude.

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, what is this?

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 1>If you if you had to accept an award, do

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>you think you would be like BuzzFeed like think you

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.920
<v Speaker 1>humans whatever? Or do you think you would be like

0:46:01.200 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>very serious?

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh, I'd probably take my shirt off.

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I would want to hopecore edit so I

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>would drop an insane amount of lore and I would

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 1>trauma up. I'm like, we need someone to do that.

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 1>We need somebody to get up on that stage and

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:16.919
<v Speaker 1>accept a Grammy and just.

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Trauma doze and just like say like the worst thing.

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.359
<v Speaker 1>To destroy the vibe. Oh my god, yesterday I had

0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:27.359
<v Speaker 1>the saddest experience in the fucking dispensary and it was

0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:31.360
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like, oh my god, it was so jarring. I

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:34.840
<v Speaker 1>pulled up and this person, this guy parked right in

0:46:34.840 --> 0:46:36.960
<v Speaker 1>front of me and walked in before me. And as

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm heading in, it's all glass windows, and I see

0:46:39.800 --> 0:46:41.719
<v Speaker 1>him talking to the girl and I just see him

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 1>like drop his head and start like sobbing. And the

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.480
<v Speaker 1>girl comes around who is helping him, who worked there,

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 1>and hugged her, uh, hugged him, and he was just

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:52.279
<v Speaker 1>like when I came in, somebody else had to help

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:55.400
<v Speaker 1>me check my ID because he like immediately Also it

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:57.640
<v Speaker 1>was like I'm so sorry. I genuinely think this person

0:46:57.680 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 1>was going through it, and I did feel so much empathy,

0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>but I couldn't help but find the humor and the

0:47:02.200 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>fact that he was like sobbing so hard, and he

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'll take a this disposable pen the one

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>cram and like was crying. I was like, this is

0:47:15.560 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 1>such a crazy vibe, but it was really really sad,

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to say something to him because he

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 1>was having the kind of sob that I was like,

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:25.360
<v Speaker 1>this has to be somebody who's greeting somebody, and like

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:27.320
<v Speaker 1>there had to have just been like a word exchange,

0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>like maybe he hasn't seen anybody. And I felt so

0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:32.920
<v Speaker 1>bad because he kept saying sorry, which also to hear

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>a man say sorry so much, I was like, wow,

0:47:35.520 --> 0:47:43.520
<v Speaker 1>like there are one good one one, but like it

0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:45.919
<v Speaker 1>was really jarring. But I need somebody to do what

0:47:45.960 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 1>that guy did in the dispensary and like how he

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:51.359
<v Speaker 1>shifted the mood in there. I need somebody to do that.

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Just literally get up on sage. This be so much

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to be because.

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 2>I think I was gonna say, I think I might

0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:01.080
<v Speaker 2>just scream into the mic, like consume it and scream,

0:48:01.200 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 2>like you remember what you used to do on like

0:48:03.040 --> 0:48:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Xbox or like when you had to use wired headphones

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:07.400
<v Speaker 2>and you could put the mic in your mouth and

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 2>scream into it and it would be the most deafening sound.

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>That's my acceptance.

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 1>I still do that to my friends on Fortnite. I

0:48:14.920 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 1>will literally just like join a party, put the like

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I have the five as five really, so I just

0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:26.160
<v Speaker 1>will put the controller into my mouth. It's kind of

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:29.480
<v Speaker 1>like not plunching on the box and then I'll just like,

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:32.719
<v Speaker 1>but I think it peaks out.

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it peaks out because there there's certain microphones that

0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:40.839
<v Speaker 2>people have found that are better for screaming screaming into

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 2>and it's like those ones that are like an earpiece

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:46.320
<v Speaker 2>right here that go those always, Yeah, those are like

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 2>the goad of like screaming.

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:53.279
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that guy, uh was really scary. It made

0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 1>me sad and I wanted to say something, but I

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, Honestly, the last time I spoke to a

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 1>stranger who I thought was crying, it was embarrassing for me.

0:48:58.960 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 1>So I'm not going to do that.

0:48:59.880 --> 0:49:01.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, this guy is obviously he'd probably follow you home.

0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:03.759
<v Speaker 1>The other Yeah, that was the other things. I was like,

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk to this man because sadly can be

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 1>nice to me. He can be nice to a man

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.880
<v Speaker 1>because he's gonna think that he's gonna marry you.

0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think the worst thing that's ever happened to me,

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:20.800
<v Speaker 2>worse than my brother dying, worse than my grandpa and

0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 2>grandma dying as COVID fumbling me? Who fumbled you?

0:49:26.600 --> 0:49:29.279
<v Speaker 1>You fumbled me because I wanted you, And then you

0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:30.840
<v Speaker 1>were like no, no.

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:32.520
<v Speaker 2>No, no, you fumbled me.

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 4>But look at me, you and look at me hello,

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:38.320
<v Speaker 4>and just imagine me.

0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>We should if they start doing it so that we

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:42.800
<v Speaker 1>could have a baby and like it would be in

0:49:42.840 --> 0:49:44.280
<v Speaker 1>a test tube and not a surrogate.

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I would genuinely do that with you. I think we

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 2>could probably figure that out. Yeah, I mean we could

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 2>probably combine our DNA in a test tube and then

0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:53.840
<v Speaker 2>implant it in someone to carry it.

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I just don't want someone else to carry my baby.

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:59.440
<v Speaker 4>So did you rather just fucking get pregnant to have

0:49:59.480 --> 0:49:59.960
<v Speaker 4>a baby then?

0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:04.239
<v Speaker 1>So that's all you think women are good for life? Wow?

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 4>Not at all, Not at all. That's one of the

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.399
<v Speaker 4>many things that I celebrate women doing.

0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Hi, you're crazy for that.

0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:16.680
<v Speaker 1>I saw like discussion unfolding because of everything happening where

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 1>it was talking about how so many people in this

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:22.200
<v Speaker 1>generation feel lost because the women aren't having kids and

0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:24.520
<v Speaker 1>just by human nature, we're supposed to have kids. First

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 1>of all, kill yourself, that's it exactly.

0:50:28.360 --> 0:50:30.879
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we should collapse the population because like there's

0:50:30.920 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 2>not going to be fucking evil people to be in power.

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:40.040
<v Speaker 2>But whatever. Worse than Trump getting re elected, uh, worse

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:44.600
<v Speaker 2>than my bug dying and you're killing my bug. Murdering

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 2>it in cold blood is coming home from the drive

0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:52.799
<v Speaker 2>through and not checking your bag before and realizing there's

0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 2>no sauce in that goddamn bag. I swear to God

0:50:57.560 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 2>that will quite literally ruined my week. Like that ruins

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:07.600
<v Speaker 2>my the sauce. Yes, someone out there relates, Like the

0:51:07.760 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 2>most important part of a meal to me is buffalo sauce.

0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:13.399
<v Speaker 2>If I don't get buffalo.

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess cause you're just somebody who you use

0:51:15.400 --> 0:51:17.759
<v Speaker 1>food as a vehicle for condiments. Yeah, you're not like

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 1>eating food for this the like flavor of the food.

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:25.439
<v Speaker 1>You're eating it to ranch or buffalo or like QUP

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 1>mayo because everything Drew eats he slathering.

0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Ranch, Buffalo and QB mayo. Though I could literally survive

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:33.279
<v Speaker 2>on just those three.

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:36.839
<v Speaker 1>The thing is Ranch alone kind of grosses me out.

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Like Ranch, there's like a very specific like the ranch

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:44.360
<v Speaker 1>in the bottle from the salad for salads that ranch.

0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you something what I went into the

0:51:49.840 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 2>refrigerator like three days ago and there was a cup

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:58.319
<v Speaker 2>of ranch in there and I literally drink it likeically

0:51:58.400 --> 0:51:59.319
<v Speaker 2>and from wingstuff.

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:05.960
<v Speaker 1>That is crazy. Like the thing is everybody knows online.

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:08.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like the ranch from Wingstop is goaded, but I

0:52:08.760 --> 0:52:10.839
<v Speaker 1>don't think people are consuming it the way You've taken

0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 1>it to a level that it's.

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Genuinely like it's really it's I mean really.

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Like licks the bowl like he literally gets mad when

0:52:20.719 --> 0:52:24.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to throw away, like this level of ranch

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:27.600
<v Speaker 1>away after you. Oh my god. The other day I

0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 1>got a swing stop and he's like, they only gave

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:32.120
<v Speaker 1>us two things of branch. As if that's not enough,

0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:35.360
<v Speaker 1>you get three fucking tenders, like you just want to

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>drink the ranch. It's so weird. And then it's like

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like most people order the big tub and

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:44.160
<v Speaker 1>it feels wasteful because you get the big tub and

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like, I'm not using all this ranch. I literally

0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 1>watched Drew, like you know the muckbanger girls who like

0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:52.520
<v Speaker 1>dunk it in and do it to like for the

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:56.640
<v Speaker 1>visual like nasty effect. Drew does that un ironically without

0:52:56.680 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 1>camera so far his fingers get coated and then I

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:01.800
<v Speaker 1>lick my fingers clean.

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Buffalo sauce too.

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Bubble sauce is very good.

0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 2>It does like don't love sauce to me?

0:53:07.760 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Tastes like what when I know it is summertime, I

0:53:12.680 --> 0:53:15.359
<v Speaker 1>get like a certain kind of sweat that comes out

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:19.000
<v Speaker 1>of my body. Buffalo sauce smells like that, like that

0:53:19.440 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 1>very specific, like like spiked sweat stench.

0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 2>So body odor.

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah is what buffalo sauce is like, but in a

0:53:29.880 --> 0:53:30.520
<v Speaker 1>really good way.

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Umm, buffalo sauce. But if you haven't tried it, do

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 2>not fucking try it, because you will live your entire

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking life chasing that goddamn high. Like the first time

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I had it, I knew a switch flipped into my

0:53:48.080 --> 0:53:49.759
<v Speaker 2>brain and I was like, this is what's gonna kill me.

0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:51.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like straight up my haroin, Like I'm not kidding,

0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.320
<v Speaker 2>like it really like I'm chasing the magic dragon.

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:56.359
<v Speaker 1>You don't like buffalo sauce the way I do because

0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I use the buffalo wings from seven Lot.

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:02.320
<v Speaker 2>You don't know nothing about me in my buffalo sauce.

0:54:03.160 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I will say, you have to put me on sauce

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:09.319
<v Speaker 1>like I wasn't. Like I wasn't like a sauce connoissewer

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:11.560
<v Speaker 1>like that before I met you. Also, U saying the

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:12.920
<v Speaker 1>kouchie thing made me think of this.

0:54:14.840 --> 0:54:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Elon Musk's body looks

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:19.839
<v Speaker 2>like an autopsy.

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:25.040
<v Speaker 4>Was that a SiO no.

0:54:25.280 --> 0:54:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I saw someone comment that on TikTok and I thought

0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:30.440
<v Speaker 2>it was quite literally the funniest thing I've ever to

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.759
<v Speaker 2>the email too. Oh really, it literally is what his

0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:35.400
<v Speaker 2>body looks like an autopsy.

0:54:36.160 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that's our curse of the week. Goes out

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:41.239
<v Speaker 1>to Elon Musk. Head On, you will wake up from

0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 1>a ferocious dream where you were on fire, only to

0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:45.600
<v Speaker 1>wake up and realize you actually are on fire and

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 1>you were paying in real time for all of the

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:53.880
<v Speaker 1>sins against humanity you have created, and you will be

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:58.120
<v Speaker 1>dying soon. So count your fucking days if I put

0:54:58.160 --> 0:54:59.960
<v Speaker 1>a curse on you, bitch, or not fucking make it.

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>And I'm putting the curse on you. Elon Musk, you

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:04.560
<v Speaker 1>will perish. Elon Musk, you will perish. Elon Musk, you

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 1>will perish.

0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's so fucking nasty. He's clear. Oh

0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:15.399
<v Speaker 2>my god, it's clear. He's fucking clear. Bro Okay, I'm

0:55:16.040 --> 0:55:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm moving on Drew Cia. I hate when motherfuckers say

0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:26.440
<v Speaker 2>shit like it's a quarter till nine, bitch, just say

0:55:26.480 --> 0:55:34.240
<v Speaker 2>it's eight seventy five. Goddamn y'all stupid. I'm like shaking.

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:36.879
<v Speaker 2>That riled me up. That really got me going.

0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:38.560
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, I cursed him. He's not gonna make it.

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should buy everybody if we all bought Etsy Spells. Okay,

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:44.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm done, I'm done.

0:55:44.880 --> 0:55:45.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm done.

0:55:48.880 --> 0:55:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Another night, no sex. I feel like an inmate. Out

0:55:57.200 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 2>of the eight dudes you're talking to, why do you

0:55:59.160 --> 0:56:03.279
<v Speaker 2>gotta tell me your hungry? Oh? Wait, no, no, fuck,

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:05.680
<v Speaker 2>I read that wrong. Out of the eight dudes you're

0:56:05.760 --> 0:56:08.960
<v Speaker 2>talking to. Out of the eight dudes you're talking to,

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:11.400
<v Speaker 2>why do you have to tell me you're hungry?

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<v Speaker 1>You did read it like that the first time. That

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly how you're at it the first time. Okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you just added a verbal comma this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hill, don't give me a kid. I'm gonna name that

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<v Speaker 2>bitch Spinach Wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna name my kid Bethany, Mota Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>My kid's names, I have them. I'm gonna have two girls,

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<v Speaker 2>one boy, Karma, Karma Mantis. What's what's the boy's name?

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<v Speaker 2>Karma Mantis, Orchid orchid Orkid Karma Manton is an orchid, Orkie.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I'm gonna name my kid mythic item booky Bomb

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Scar Gold scar. Yeah right, there's definitely somebody who's

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<v Speaker 1>asked chat GBT what they should name their baby, and

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<v Speaker 1>they named the fucking baby that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so far, and they buy Tesla cars. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>read right now. I'm actually having a trouble reading.

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<v Speaker 1>A trouble reading.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can read for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you, as a man getting up early, rise

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<v Speaker 1>and grind? The fuck are you grinding on us?

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<v Speaker 2>Grinder?

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<v Speaker 1>Old people at weddings always poking you, saying you're next,

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<v Speaker 1>So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to hell. Bruh. That's a good one. Marriage

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<v Speaker 1>is a death sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>Who sent those?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? There's more? I know people be talking about me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, though, because I talk about y'all too, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm way funnier. Sometimes the person you want isn't most,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't one you need you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the person you want isn't most. Isn't you one

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<v Speaker 2>need you want? The is one emoji? Huh huh Susan.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out Susan, Oh my god, shout out Susan, and

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<v Speaker 2>shout out Madeleine, and shout out Kelly h.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly. Eight. Okay, My media of the week is I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you now, Lindsey Buckingham, can't stop loving you, soul dog,

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<v Speaker 1>make love to me, Carrie Cleveland and expecting to fly

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<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Springfielday. And then for movies, I watched Moonstrock with

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<v Speaker 1>Nicholas Cage and Chair and it was so good. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a hoot and a hauler and it was

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<v Speaker 1>so charming. I missed when movies were charming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I miss like old rom coms. It was cute.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a I'm a cinophile.

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<v Speaker 1>We really need to change that word.

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<v Speaker 4>When you like, are really excited about feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Pedophile it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that really what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>P E d I ped.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think that you were actually gonna follow through

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<v Speaker 4>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Wait, hold on, wait is that actually

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<v Speaker 2>what it is?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I was setting him up for, But I

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<v Speaker 4>thought he was gonna say something else. It has to

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<v Speaker 4>be a different word.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be. It's gotta be. But ped is like

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<v Speaker 2>the word for foot.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an old zeno grossing meal zin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like the stains, I I know what the stains

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<v Speaker 2>in this house Shaw, if you could see, if you

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<v Speaker 2>could see the squalor we fucking live in, it's really

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<v Speaker 2>nasty and I don't have media.

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<v Speaker 4>I have media. Uh, it's real, it's real media. Micro

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<v Speaker 4>Cosm by Veronica Everheart and I love that song. Really,

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<v Speaker 4>She's gooded micro Cosm by Veronica Everheart and rock Solid

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<v Speaker 4>by two Shell.

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<v Speaker 2>Well cheap a Matto, Sure, Moonchild, Like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye,