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Speaker 1: Oh god, we have such exciting news.

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Speaker 2: Ship findly ship I ship out of my ass, y'all.

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Speaker 2: It was fucking brutal.

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Speaker 3: Drew boots Gods, no more worries, no more comments suggesting

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Speaker 3: fiber and water, y'all were although coming from the right place,

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Speaker 3: it was very much giving.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just smile?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, drink more water and smile and you.

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Speaker 1: Want to be like, wait, just like eat a green

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Speaker 1: like get it moved, Drew, you do.

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Speaker 4: Look a lot prettier when you smile.

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Speaker 2: I'll actually, no, don't do that. That's my thing. You

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Speaker 2: don't get to hit him a thing, Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 2: get to hit him.

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Speaker 1: So oh did the shit just fall?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, guys, I finally shit. Well shit, when I

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Speaker 2: was back in Texas, this was like almost two weeks

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Speaker 2: at this point, like a week. Yeah, I had twenty

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Speaker 2: six days of turds inside of my body, y'all. I

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Speaker 2: don't think you can fully grasp and comprehend how horrible

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Speaker 2: that is, Like, of course, like a little here and there,

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Speaker 2: but like for the most part, like legitimately twenty six

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Speaker 2: days of shit like inside of which is like genuinely ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: And I know, I know, I could have died. I know,

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, and who knows, maybe I wanted

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Speaker 2: to die full of shit, Like maybe that was like

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Speaker 2: my plan the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I wait, that's actually so embarrassing, because when you die,

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Speaker 1: don't you like release everything.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but that shit was not releasing. That

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Speaker 2: was going to be stuck inside of me forever. Bro Yo.

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Speaker 1: The poor people at the fucking morgue who would have

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Speaker 1: had to.

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Speaker 2: Like go through the bond in my autopsy and they

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Speaker 2: found out my toxic mega colon is like the clos Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: twenty six days of not shitting. What finally did it

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Speaker 2: was I ordered colonoscopy prep from my internest and it

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Speaker 2: was on it. It was like really easy to get.

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Speaker 2: And then when I told him how long it had

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Speaker 2: been since I shit, he like kind of did a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like he was like, waituh how many days?

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Speaker 1: Andrew like, yeah, like at that point you had called

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Speaker 1: him when you were like, it's like seventy days in

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Speaker 1: and even then he was like, oh, how are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: Like it literally felt it was the equivalent of when

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Speaker 1: we went to the personal trainers and the guy took

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Speaker 1: my heartbeat, and he was just like, are you okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What And he was like your heart beat is so

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Speaker 1: low and I was like I'm fine. He was like,

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Speaker 1: I had coffee and a Celsius and he was like,

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Speaker 1: do you feel the way?

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Speaker 4: I mean, You're incredibly healthy though.

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Speaker 2: That's what it means. Having a low resting heart rate

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Speaker 2: is good. I have a restling heart rate of one

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Speaker 2: hundred and eight permanently, which is really dark.

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Speaker 4: Your heart rate when you're in bed on your phone

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Speaker 1: No. Literally a heart rates like my double my heart

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Speaker 1: rate and pass it on to Drew because that's literally

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Speaker 1: what we have going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when I stand up, it spikes to

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Speaker 2: like one for every time, and I almost pass out

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen. I can make it from my bedroom

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Speaker 2: to the kitchen, and then I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna die. I'm actually gonna die. But anyways, twenty

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Speaker 2: six days of shit. I weighed myself before and I

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Speaker 2: have a picture of me on the scale. I weighed

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Speaker 2: one fifty seven and I typically, like on average way,

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Speaker 2: but like one forty four is like my base weight.

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Speaker 1: It's the base weight, y'all, or you're always trying to

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Speaker 2: How much shit was inside of me? I forgot how

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Speaker 1: Went from one fifty seven to one forty two, So

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Speaker 2: I had fifteen pounds of shit inside of me, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen fucking pounds of shit inside of my body. That

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Speaker 2: is straight up I wonderful. How much like your.

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Speaker 1: Body wasn't even digesting anything, Like it wasn't like taking

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Speaker 2: That's the problem. That's the problem is it was just

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Speaker 2: of my body, y'all. I'm gonna actually I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: spare the details. I'm gonna go all the way in.

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Speaker 2: Like I drank it around nine am because I was

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Speaker 2: like I want to be shitting. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: be shitting throughout the night. Whatever. At nine am was

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Speaker 2: the most nauseous I've ever been in my entire life.

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Speaker 2: My mom popped into the room because I was just

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Speaker 2: you looked horrible. Well like no shit, nothing, just like horrible,

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Speaker 2: horrible gut pain all day long until like eight pm,

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Speaker 2: swear to God at ten pm if I don't shit,

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Speaker 2: I'll go to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you took it at nine am and you still

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Speaker 1: had it shit by like ten.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like all it was all day, like

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Speaker 2: it was melting away in my body. Well, I'm laying

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Speaker 2: A cannon ball sized shit like this big I'm guessing

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Speaker 2: I literally was like in so much pain. I wish

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Speaker 2: I could describe you the pain I felt, well.

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Speaker 1: The way you described it to me and John just.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I'm gonna get there. It literally it was fucking horrible,

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Speaker 2: Like it was the worst pain I'd ever felt in

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Speaker 2: I proceeded to become the most euphoric, like what I

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Speaker 2: my body, like it was crazy, like it was so

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Speaker 2: I wish everyone could feel the relief I fucking felt

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Speaker 2: in that moment, and.

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Speaker 1: It was like you felt the joy only felt by

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Speaker 1: somebody like Frankie Grande feels on it.

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Speaker 2: Exactly exactly Frankie Grande on the Wicked carpet with that

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Speaker 2: fucking hair bruh. But I didn't realize like how much

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Speaker 2: just like I guess, over time, it just like gradually, like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you like acclimated. Every day the pain would build

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Speaker 1: up a little and by the end of the day

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Speaker 1: you were like, this is just my new pain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I might have set a fucking world record.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you looked up to see what the longest,

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Speaker 1: like somebody's ever been concan.

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Speaker 2: They're all dead, They're all dead. I went the longest

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Speaker 2: and survived, y'all.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so the colonoscopy prep worked, it worked down. See,

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Speaker 4: this is why people say prep is so important.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's like no, they mean huh,

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Speaker 4: The drug Like oh, okay, I'm the medicaid. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to do the work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Respect, respect, You're learning something, but slowly, but surely.

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Speaker 2: I shit. I proceeded to ship all day or the

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Speaker 2: that bitch because I was like, I cannot get on

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Speaker 2: a oh bitch.

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Speaker 1: If I got a light and you were sitting next

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Speaker 1: bet you started to smell like shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I probably did. It was coming out of

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Speaker 2: my pores like it was straight up was horri well.

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Speaker 1: No, the thing the way you described it to me

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Speaker 1: and Josh was you said it felt like a foam

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Speaker 2: Out of your mouth. That was the ship that I

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Speaker 2: I'm regular for it.

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Speaker 1: And it looked Me and Josh were saying, like it

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Speaker 1: is so jarring, how like most people just poop and

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Speaker 1: you get it over with, like I am blessed with

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Speaker 1: like a body that just like does its job, and

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Speaker 1: I poop all the fucking time, so like there's not

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Speaker 1: running to your room and telling you about it, or

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Speaker 1: it is it saying you for your chat. But you

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Speaker 1: since like pooping is such a miraculous event for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's literally it is the equivalent to climbers who finally

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Speaker 1: get to the top of Mount Everest. Your descriptors are

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Speaker 1: so insanely detailed. Now, I can think of multiple poops

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Speaker 2: I describe them like perfectly. That's the craziest thing now.

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Speaker 2: And I sit there and I'm like, that was a

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Speaker 2: film football coming out of my ass, or that was

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Speaker 2: like a softball shooting out at much.

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Speaker 1: Or you say it's a chicken nugget, but you just

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Speaker 1: I which fast food chain? That is not real?

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Speaker 4: Every advertiser just bailing on the show.

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Speaker 1: That is not real.

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Speaker 2: Groom, it's real ship water for straight up, Like I'm

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Speaker 2: not kidding, Like seven seconds, I mean I.

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Speaker 1: Believe you, because when Drew came back from Texas, every

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Speaker 1: time we would be talking, he was like, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I have the fart, so I'm gonna go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: and he would run to the bathroom to make sure

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Speaker 1: he didn't ship his pants. Oh my god, I have

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Speaker 1: no I can't, like, I seriously can't. As much as

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Speaker 1: we talk about poop and stuff like it literally like

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Speaker 1: I don't, like, I really am not down with the

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Speaker 1: scat ship like y'all is scat the thing like like

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Speaker 1: poop Like we're like worst low.

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Speaker 2: Key sat After I shit, I sent a picture to

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Speaker 1: You know, Now you're how you were, Maddie. Now you're

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Speaker 2: Straight up honestly, I agree.

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Speaker 4: You both have gotten so much work done. I know

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Speaker 1: I just can't stop getting work done. I just can't stop.

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Speaker 2: I just can't stop coming. I don't think people know

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Speaker 1: This is the craziest thing ever, if you know what

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Speaker 1: it is. It's the first time I've heard a man

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Speaker 2: And the work is gonna be so good.

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Speaker 1: I know by then it's gonna be unseen. Y'all are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we won't make it that far with climate change

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Speaker 1: you'll go through and find my ig where I'm getting

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Speaker 4: Thing like that. Shit is crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's very creepy. It is very very weird.

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Speaker 2: But I'm respecting the substance, babe, She's respecting the balance.

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Speaker 1: I The thing is, I don't know if I want

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Speaker 2: But kind Yeah, well, I would never touch my body

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Speaker 1: No one else would either. It's not true, Drew, What's

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Speaker 1: crazy as you're wearing that poop hat. And I almost

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it looks like shit.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I got a shot collar.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that because we were talking about that way?

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Speaker 1: Does it vibrate or shock?

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Speaker 2: Vibrates and shocks and I thought we could try it

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Speaker 4: You put on your nuts after.

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Speaker 2: Huh what?

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Speaker 4: I didn't say anything?

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Speaker 2: All right, Wait, be careful because it's on or maybe

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Speaker 2: I can do this.

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Speaker 1: Actually, oh, it's just it's vibrating. No, it's it's vibrating. No,

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Speaker 1: this one chocks.

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Speaker 4: Okay, bark for me, Drew.

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Speaker 2: No, I actually I can't do it. I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's not on my skin yet. Wait. I don't want

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Speaker 1: Wait, I'll put it down. Wait, it's like literally not

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Speaker 2: You have to click the top button in and then

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Speaker 2: I'll do very vivid and Westwood like I don't think so,

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Speaker 2: wait's chill, chick.

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Speaker 1: I want it's a force.

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Speaker 2: I know it's not on my skin yet, but like,

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, look level one.

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Speaker 2: My hair won't let me tighten this ship.

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Speaker 1: Level one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but wait, it's not on my skin yet. What

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Speaker 2: the was that you could do?

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Speaker 1: Sounds too This is just abuse.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, actually gonna have a conniption fit. Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Did y'all want walkie talkie's really bad as kids?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Everybody wanted like a really good walkie talkie so fucking bad. Like, wait,

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Speaker 2: That would be fun. Wait, something just did a turd

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Speaker 2: fall down my shirt?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Did a turdfall?

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Speaker 4: Of turd fall?

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Speaker 4: They're all falling down honestly, fu.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm like actually losing my mind.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like it's like rolling down the wall.

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Speaker 2: What song did I sing earlier? I made a joke

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Speaker 4: Oh it was really linger.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know. We all have a rizzler.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna do one.

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Speaker 2: Is it shocking?

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Speaker 1: No? No?

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Speaker 2: Oh, vibrating? I don't care about that. Literally feels like nothing.

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Speaker 1: Should I bump it up?

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Speaker 2: I mean, the vibrating is not gonna hurt at all.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to like scare me. But wait, why is

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Speaker 2: it like actually like like it doesn't hurt.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold it away from you because I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Do you gotta squeal like a pi.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, this is level one.

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Speaker 2: I actually don't know if this is a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Just touch it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't it hurt so bad?

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Speaker 1: One?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it felt like I was being like stabbed by

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Speaker 2: a bee.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want you to get hurt.

443
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 2: Actually, wait, hold on, I keep feeling things. I'm like, literally,

444
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 2: you're going crazy.

445
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,919
Speaker 4: Okay should I go?

446
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh it's like it's not that bad.

447
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: It's like the sound you made was crazy.

448
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 2: No, if I go any higher on might like actually

449
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 2: stop my heart? Oh fuck?

450
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 1: Really? Yes, I guess dogs have like fur and like

451
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: other things. It's like straight to the source with you.

452
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 2: I didn't. I pulled it away. I was too scared.

453
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,199
Speaker 2: It's not on me yet. Wait turned it up to

454
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 2: ten ten.

455
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,919
Speaker 1: I don't think for shock, just shock. It goes to

456
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: level ninety A hazard sign.

457
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 4: You were on one out of ninety nine.

458
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 2: Wait do ten?

459
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 4: Wait?

460
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, what is happening. It's like it's like

461
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: F three, F four. Oh no, that's for the.

462
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 2: Sound frequency food. Okay, I'm ready.

463
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 4: Oh and ya, what did you put it to?

464
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: I didn't it's at ten, is it that?

465
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 4: Are you sure it's at ten? And on one hundred

466
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 4: because he just pissed himself. He pissed his pants.

467
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: Good, this is what you get when you fuck with me, bitch. Yeah,

468
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: how are you still bruised from the cupping?

469
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

470
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: You still have the spots from the cupping.

471
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: Also, I like didn't have a good reaction because I

472
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 1: actually thought I just killed you, So like that silence

473
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 1: was me actually being like my first thought was like, fuck,

474
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 1: I need to leave soon, like and I just killed Drew,

475
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: so I can't leave. And I was like, I'm gonna

476
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: have to text everyone I know. Well, because I was well,

477
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 1: I was like reorganizing my plans. I was like, okay, well,

478
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I have to take Drew to the hospital.

479
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: And then I was like would I be able to

480
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: make that? I was like, no, I have to be

481
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: in the hospital.

482
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 4: Why are you a woman? Getting her bag and being

483
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 4: into padany exactly.

484
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 2: I just died.

485
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 1: You actually didn't bitch your dramatic horror slut.

486
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: You're fucking slush all right, you're turning you.

487
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: Hell no, no, no, I'm actually scared.

488
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 4: Of any pain.

489
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say something that's really going to strike

490
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: a chord with a lot of people, because I know

491
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that a lot of people in

492
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 1: our audience are just going to feel attacked by this.

493
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: I fear that Legos are just a Stanley type finesse,

494
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: and everyone who is involved with being obsessed with Legos

495
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: you have accidentally joined a cold. Legos are not that interesting.

496
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: They're also like the craziest plastic machine I've ever seen,

497
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: and it just reminds me of Stanley. It's like, Okay,

498
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: I saw a Lego wreath, like a Lego Christmas wreath.

499
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: Get a fucking no.

500
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: The flowers are so cute.

501
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 1: The flowers, I'll let slide. But now they're doing everything.

502
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: Everything is Lego everything, the core line house I haven't seen.

503
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 2: The cat cats are so cute.

504
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, a fucking plushy like the Lego.

505
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 2: No, the building is like the part of it that's fun.

506
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: I just can't get with the Legos. And to me,

507
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: I literally see it like the people who collect Stanley cups. Yeah,

508
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: it just doesn't like. Legos don't strike a chord of

509
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: joy for me.

510
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 2: Let the Lego cats vote, well.

511
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's a good one. I like

512
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: the og little just like regular Legos. This grand scheme,

513
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: it literally feels like so Mary Kate and Ashley not

514
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: Mary Kayan and Ashley. Uh Mary Kate makeup like it

515
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: feels like that. To me, it feels very avon. It

516
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: feels very culty. It feels like at one point someone's

517
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: gonna start knocking on my door and asking if I

518
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: want to buy like my Lego voting ballot, my Lego

519
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 1: absentee ballot. Like it's just bleeding into everything. Everything is

520
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: Lego and I don't like it. I just don't like it.

521
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 2: I have to disagree, but we can agree to disagree.

522
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 2: I think Legos are goats. I think they're the go

523
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: Like the Dune Lego set is so fucking cool, like hello.

524
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: To me, Legos are like my puff bar. I look

525
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: at this, I'm like, how many of these are sitting

526
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: in landfills? And then I look I feel really bad,

527
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: and then I remember that there are people who buy

528
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: a Lego set a month mmm, and there's eight million

529
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: pieces just everywhere on the planet, and it makes me

530
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: feel better.

531
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think, what the fuck? Where are my dad?

532
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: What my dad texts me some weird shit. Well, people

533
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: who think being gay is a choice are actively choosing

534
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: not to be gay.

535
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: So you're gay.

536
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 2: So that's a gay tendency. I love gay tendencies, Like

537
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: eating kiwis, that's gay tendencies.

538
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: Eating kiwis? What else is a gay tendency?

539
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: I guess riding passenger while your girl is driving that's

540
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: gay tendencies.

541
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: Watching music videos to wind down for the night is

542
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: definitely gay tendency.

543
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: Shing Men play football as gay tendencies. Oh my god,

544
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 2: I got a rooting for a football team.

545
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: I literally got a football at it fire and although

546
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: it was moving. I will still never partake in the

547
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: consumption of sports because it actually means nothing to me,

548
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: Like it should be illegal to record the losing team,

549
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: like seriously, they just fucking lost, Like now you're gonna

550
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: put a camera on their face, And there's always the

551
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: compilation of.

552
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 4: The team, Like the best is when it's like the

553
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 4: Confettio's colored like the other team why they're.

554
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: Just like walking through and it's like they're just Yeah.

555
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: And the more I think about it, I don't know

556
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: what brings me joy.

557
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: You're vape me my heated blanket, Your heated blanket. No,

558
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding. I was laying in bed a

559
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: couple of nights ago thinking about like what I am

560
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 2: truly passionate for and like what I would do for

561
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 2: the rest of my life like and enjoy it, and

562
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 2: I have nothing. Nothing.

563
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: I I like, well, okay, that's I think that is

564
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: the scam. And this is gonna sound so Tumblr Twitter

565
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: brain coded. But something I try to remind myself is

566
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: being such a sad, sad, sad child who went through

567
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 1: harsh things. I always had this very grand idea of

568
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: what happiness was, and I thought when I had it,

569
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: I would know it and I wouldn't second guess it.

570
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: But literally, at this point, I feel like happiness is

571
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,239
Speaker 1: a construct that is being sold to us so that

572
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: we never stop in the hamster wheel that is life,

573
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: and that we keep keep keep just destroying ourselves and

574
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: trying to search for that. But yeah, it literally is

575
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: not this big thing. Happiness is just us sitting on

576
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: the couch with Josh and like eating our favorite food

577
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: and watching a fucking TV show or watching stupid YouTube videos. That,

578
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: to me now I can accept that is the peak

579
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: joy I will ever feel, because it's like.

580
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: Being on my la phone for fourteen hours a day.

581
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: That is pure happiness. Like yeah, I'm not even joking,

582
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 2: like I love being on my phone. Right now, it's

583
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 2: like really bad. But then there will be moments when

584
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: I'm like two hundred videos deep on this random person

585
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 2: from like Arkansas's TikTok account that has two hundred followers,

586
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: and I like know everything about their life and I

587
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 2: knew what like fucking donuts they ate in the morning,

588
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: and I was just like, actually, like what am I doing?

589
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: Like truly, and I'll like actually launch my phone across

590
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: my room. Like if you ever hear something like hit

591
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 2: the floor in my room, it's my phone flying across

592
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: because I like literally can't just lock it and set

593
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: it down. I have to like physically launch it out

594
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: of my hand.

595
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: I know I've seen you do it, and I remember

596
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: one time you did it and just saw I was

597
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: like oh and went and picked it up and gave

598
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: it back to you, and you were like, no, I

599
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: need for a back You were like okay, like dramatically, yeah,

600
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: We'll come into my room and be like, I need

601
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: to detox from my phone. I'm getting off my phone,

602
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: we need to leave the house. And I'm like okay,

603
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting there like on my phone or doing

604
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: something in my room, and two seconds later, who goes,

605
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm withdrawing. I really want to look at my phone

606
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: right now, bitch. It's been like second year with a human, right.

607
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: I legitimately get iPhone withdrawals, Like I need to go

608
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: to rehab for my fucking phone. But back to the

609
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: happiness conversation, life is only suffering from the second year

610
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 2: born to the second you die. You will suffer every

611
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: single day period. That's the end of it. I'm fucking kidding,

612
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: and I mean it is, it really is. I'm about

613
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: to start crying because everything bad that can happen to

614
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: me has been happening to me.

615
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just excited for this year to get wrapped up,

616
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: although next year and the year after that and the

617
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: year after that and the year after that doesn't seem

618
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: like the most promising. Next few years.

619
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 2: It's always unstable. You really never know.

620
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: You just don't know.

621
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: And I'm seventeen next year. We all I know about

622
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 2: the seventeen Club. People die when they're seventeen, and who knows,

623
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: maybe I'll die.

624
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna penalize Chapel Roone for contributing

625
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: to population.

626
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 2: Decline penis lies because she's a lesbian mm hmm hopefully,

627
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: Because I.

628
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: Was watching SNL and I was like, oh my god,

629
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: I love her so much, She's so awesome. And then

630
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: I really like, I was rewatching it a few days

631
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: after the election, so I was really really spiraling because no,

632
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: I just was, and I was like, oh my god,

633
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: what if we get to a point that she like

634
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: gets like fined for saying that women are better than

635
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: men on TV? Which, guys, it's not gonna happen. Seriously, Okay,

636
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: we need to move on because I'm actually gonna start

637
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: freaking out.

638
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 2: Well, Australia's PR team is a fucking shit show because

639
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: I literally haven't seen a single positive thing about living there,

640
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: like not one. There's a hole in the ozone layer

641
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: that's melting people's fucking skins off. There's spiders, everywhere, like

642
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: literally eating people alive. There's like the most poisonous snakes

643
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: in the world.

644
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: Just like living like an inhabitable.

645
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be there. It's inhospitable. It's literally you should

646
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: not be there. Like I think there's like something like

647
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: three cities where like ninety nine percent of the population lives,

648
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: and then the rest is just like literally like mad

649
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: Max level of desert where it's just like literally you

650
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: can't survive out there. And then also, don't even get

651
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: me fucking started about the goddamn flies, bitch. You have

652
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: to wear like fucking fly hats because these flies are

653
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: like attracted to the co two leaving your body, so

654
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: they just like attack your face and try to get

655
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: in your nose, out, eyes, mouth, and ears. So you

656
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: have to wear these hats like when you just go outside.

657
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: And then also those fucking birds, the magpies, like the

658
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: fucking magpies. If you ride your bike down the road,

659
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 2: magpies will swoop down and try to mag No, they

660
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: try to eat your eyes out of your skull. I'm

661
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: not kidding, Like they literally there's videos of people like

662
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: where magpies are just like fucking attacking them.

663
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen a girl walking, Like there's this girl

664
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: who runs and she always is trying out new hats

665
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: to see if she gets attacked. I'm like, at what costs?

666
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Why do you live there?

667
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: Like I don't have understand I mean, honestly, how are

668
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: they going to get out? Because like every flight is

669
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: literally twenty four hours away.

670
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: Like it's also eight thousand dollars.

671
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: To Yeah, but the surfing's nice. Let's say a couple

672
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: of nice things.

673
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Australia.

674
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: It's probably easy to tand.

675
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 4: I think they're economy is strong. I heard that.

676
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: Strong economy weird accent.

677
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 4: But what I don't like about Australia is that Australian

678
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 4: guys are always tall and strong and they'll beat me up,

679
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 4: like Australian person i've ever met. Yeah, as like pull

680
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 4: my pants down and fucking like beat me up and

681
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 4: humiliated me.

682
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: How often do you meet guys from Australia.

683
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: I saw Jordan Barrett once.

684
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: Who's Jordan Barrett the moder?

685
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh.

686
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: The scary guy.

687
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah it's Australian. Yeah, he got caught stealing cigarettes.

688
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: Anothery're mad pr stunt from Australia.

689
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 2: He got caught stealing cigarettes and he got casted for it.

690
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: Oh when he was younger, I thought like now because

691
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, why are you stealing cigarettes? Now?

692
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: Now you're just bored.

693
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: No is the weirdest and I'm.

694
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, I like, i'd like God bless.

695
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 2: But like, No, PSL is different from appeal.

696
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 4: He is. He is weird looking, but I do. I'm like,

697
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 4: I look so much like him that maybe I'm just projecting,

698
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: like that is your that is your that's.

699
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: Kind of my that was your twin.

700
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: I would be grossed out, like, No.

701
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: You're You're more like cheeko twin codedbes. He's like appeal

702
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: versus like Jordan Barrett's PSL Chico's appeal.

703
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: You know what I just thought of When we were

704
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: at the store and you were like, yeah, that's a

705
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: cheat code and the girl thought you said.

706
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is We were at the store

707
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: and his girl like knew who we were and she

708
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: worked there. And if you're listening to this, I fucking

709
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: loved your energy. You were a fucking vibe, like you

710
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: were late and she was just like chatting us up

711
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: and we were just like talking about like what we

712
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: had been up to and she was like, oh my god,

713
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: y'all were like randomly in fucking Arizona for the urban

714
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 2: outfitters thing. Like I went there and I had friends

715
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: there and they saw you and it was all it

716
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: was fucking crazy. And then I can't remember how it

717
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: got there. I think she was like talking about like.

718
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: People go to the school to like go to a party. Yeah,

719
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: so you could like get a scholarship and then just

720
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: go fuck off.

721
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 2: And like party yeah, and get a that's Chico. And

722
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, that's a cheap code.

723
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 4: I do not look like this guy.

724
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 2: I know you don't.

725
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 4: I don't all I fucking wish.

726
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't look like him at all. Kind of

727
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 2: this is appeal.

728
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 4: This is so handsome makes me depressed.

729
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 2: Like this is their other God, I hate men who

730
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: look like that. I think he's so cute looking, but

731
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: I would never I need like a forty six year old.

732
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: Like if I'm going to find a man attractive, he

733
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: has to have like a bit of character to his face.

734
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 2: And look like I scars.

735
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I can't stand like a roadblocks like dressed to impressed

736
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: looking motherfucker. I can't stand it.

737
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 4: Well, me and Drew are obsessed with looking like that,

738
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 4: so and we'll.

739
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: Do whatever crazy I'm gonna get. I've been bone smashing.

740
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Guasha is the girl equivalent to

741
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: bone smashing, because I saw a girl on my timeline

742
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: who had Guasha so hard all her blood vessels had

743
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 1: popped and all the comments were like, girl, really bad.

744
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: Chill the fuck out. But anyways, this girl was like

745
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: or I was like, oh, like, that's such a cheat code,

746
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 2: like a cheat code to a video game, and she

747
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's so Chico. And then I was like, yeah, yeah,

748
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: it's a cheat code and I like enunciate and she's like, yeah,

749
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: that is so Cheico.

750
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: Like when we were laughing so hard because I was like, Okay,

751
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: what would that even imply? I don't want to know

752
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: what it would imply. But also just the idea that

753
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: like Drew Phillips is in a store saying that's so.

754
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 2: Cheap, we need to make cheeko. I'm assuming she had

755
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 2: like a friend named Chico, where there's like a legend

756
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: Chico Legend at the campus or something, or maybe she's

757
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 2: a member of Mogwarts Mogwarts Academy.

758
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: You have your Harry potter hat on. Isn't that the

759
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: hat that like chooses people.

760
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 2: The distorting hat? What are you? I feel like you're

761
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 2: slithering Slytherin, I'm slither bone.

762
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 4: What what slither bone?

763
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: Making you laugh? Sod? It's crazy?

764
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 2: Right?

765
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: Right? Well, I think I've decided that somebody saying something

766
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: is fascinating is the most condescending thing ever, Like it's

767
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: interesting in movies where they're like fascinating, okay, bitch, because

768
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: one it's not. Two you're being as fuck. And like

769
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: if I told my story, like a story to somebody

770
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: and all they were to say in reply.

771
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 2: Was that's fascinating, it's fascinating.

772
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: I would fucking hit them fascinating to me as a

773
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: fight word, like, oh that's fascinating. I'm so fucking sure

774
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: that's fascinating to you. Like it literally just sounds so demeaning.

775
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 2: It's it's like the same as someone describing like a

776
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: food as interesting, like I know you hate it, and

777
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: I know you don't like it, Just say you don't

778
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: like it the flavor is interesting, Like you literally don't

779
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: like it. Like that's me to Macha, Like I don't

780
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 2: like Macha, I never will. It tastes like I'm fucking

781
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: drinking like cow chewed grass like and that's why I

782
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 2: love machao.

783
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I love that bitter taste, like I can't stand to Macha.

784
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: A lot of y'all don't even fuck with Macha, Like

785
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I understand Macha's all the rave right now, but a

786
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: lot of y'all don't fuck with Macha the way I

787
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: do and me and my girls do, because why the

788
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: fuck are you adding blueberry raspberry like all these things? Also,

789
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: actually we need to talk about that audio. A lot

790
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,479
Speaker 1: of y'all are adding like raspberries to your coffee. What

791
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: the fuck are we talking about? Like even the banana coffee,

792
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: you're pushing it, Like covering the coffee is pushing it.

793
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: But they put bananas in the coffee.

794
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people make bananas syrup, which I will say,

795
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: actually does sound delicious for two SIPs, and then it

796
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: sounds like it would give me an insane.

797
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: I really can't eat bananas.

798
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: It would give me heartburn.

799
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. I get like welts on my tongue and throat

800
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 2: when I eat bananas, not in like a crazy way

801
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: like eating oyster's muscles clams would, but like i'd literally

802
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: like the enzymes or some shit like melt my tongue away.

803
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: I want, I really want the Banana Fortnite crocs.

804
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: I was just saying that, literally, the Banana Fortnite crocs,

805
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: the Battlebus crocs, the pink ones are the most horrifying

806
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: piece of clothing I've ever seen created.

807
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, all of them are like terrifying.

808
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 2: But the banana ones are like terrifying.

809
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I should tell my parents to get me that

810
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: for Christmas. Wait, I need to send that to them. Also,

811
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: a zool is kind, and don't fuck with a zool

812
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: because I randomly looked up how much a zool costs.

813
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: I found a zool on the street. And a Zul

814
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: is like a paid experience of a cat. He's the

815
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: dumbest cat I've like ever interacted with, dude a soul randomly. Also,

816
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: if you don't know, because I feel like I've never

817
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: talked about Azool anymore, Azula is my fucking cat. She

818
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: has like become obsessed. Actually, what's weird? The older a

819
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: fool gets, Yeah, the older Zul gets, the more like

820
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: a boy he starts to act to me. So now

821
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: he's like kind of just been a boy for the

822
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: past year because he has become obsessed with cardboard boxes.

823
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: Not in the way most cats are, where they get

824
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: in it and they play and they're cute. Azul takes

825
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: out this aggression that I've never seen an animal do.

826
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't eat it. He doesn't like swallow the cardboard,

827
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: but he very meticulously. It's like he's a little Amazon worker.

828
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: Like he goes up to it and he's.

829
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: Like like he just bites it and spits it out.

830
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just bites it and spits it out and

831
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: then plays with the cardboard pieces and then just like

832
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 1: circles around it like he killed something and walks away.

833
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: And there's a cardboard box under my bed because I

834
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: have all his canned food like shoved in this box

835
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: under my bed. I'll be laying in bed and I

836
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: just wake up to like under my bed and it's

837
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: like a thumping sound, and I go under my bed

838
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: and it's just a zoul with two paws in the

839
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: box and then his like all the rim of it

840
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: is plastic and chewed up cardboard. Also, he has started

841
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: to eat my vinyl record, so he literally, yeah, he

842
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: literally goes to like I have all of my records,

843
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: like leaned up against my desk. He goes and he

844
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: it literally feels like he's picking something out, which I

845
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: should start playing the records he pulls out and see

846
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: if my cat can be smart. But that's not the case.

847
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: He just yeah, he shows Evangelist. And then the other

848
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: one was what's yo la tengo?

849
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: Also he chewed a hole in an air mattress, Like, oh, yeah,

850
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: like a dog.

851
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: We can't have air mattresses in the house because the

852
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: zool finds them.

853
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 2: And he finds them and he eats them like a munch.

854
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: Is thet Yeah, it's an animal.

855
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: I was looking at a today and I was like,

856
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: it is so funny how we just picked this animal

857
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: to be like the animal like cats and dogs are Like, no,

858
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't.

859
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: I don't think that. I think they chose us. They

860
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: could control us. I truly do think that, Like I

861
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 2: really that fucking parasite study is crazy and I know

862
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 2: we all got But I love cats in the craziest way,

863
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: like I send it. I send at least three cat

864
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: videos a day, like to my friends and family. I

865
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 2: fucking love cats.

866
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: The most beautiful Pat is so cute, is beautiful and

867
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: when he looks at me with this face.

868
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, this cat has nag.

869
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 4: Have you seen the kitten that says hello?

870
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: No, let me show you hold that hell up because

871
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: I need to see that.

872
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love azool bro.

873
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 2: If you look up there, I found an azul whisker.

874
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah? Whoa, it's long as hell?

875
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 4: Oh, this is it? This is it?

876
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: I think this is a whisker.

877
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm w a kitten sometimes.

878
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh I know. Sometimes I feel like a Zoel can

879
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: say hello. And I'm not kidding because sometimes he does

880
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: this very specific me out only when I'm in the

881
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: bathroom and he's standing out he wants to get in.

882
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 2: He does not like the bathroom door close because anytime

883
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 2: I'm in there, he comes up and the outs at

884
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: it and then like he knows it's me, like a

885
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: Ziel doesn't give a fuck about me. Actually, as look,

886
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 2: he loves me.

887
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: He just hates the bathroom door closed. Not that he

888
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 1: likes to hang out in the bathroom, but he likes

889
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: the option of going into a room where one of

890
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: us is in there, like he doesn't like to be

891
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: closed off. And I love him so much. He is

892
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: so cute and he loves the heated blanket. Like usually

893
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: he lays up here and sleeps next to my shoulders,

894
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: but since I have the heated blanket now, he'll like

895
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: scrounge around and like lay half on me, half off me.

896
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: And I love when I'm playing Fortnite and he comes

897
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: and he lays across my lap like a little loaf.

898
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

899
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 2: I literally, you've grown up so much in the last time.

900
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 1: I know, if when Azul dies, I think I'm gonna

901
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: kill myself.

902
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself.

903
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: Would you kill yourself if I died?

904
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good, I mean it doesn't take much.

905
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: Well. The last thing I want to talk about is

906
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 2: family data plans. Did y'all have those?

907
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

908
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, Oh my god, Like I forgot about the

909
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: trauma that a family data plan caused me as like

910
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,959
Speaker 2: a kid that was obsessed with the Internet. I know,

911
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 2: every single month, three days in four days in our

912
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: family would get a text in the family group chat

913
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 2: saying that we've used ninety percent of our data plan.

914
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: And then my fucking sister figured out a way to

915
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 2: fucking call on her iPhone to see by number who's

916
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: using the data and every single time without fail. It

917
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 2: was me using ninety percent of the data before anybody could.

918
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: But it was also like it felt like it took nothing.

919
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: I genuinely remember getting being in school and it would

920
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: be like the day after the VMA's and I need

921
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: to see what people tweeted, and I'm on my phone

922
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: just looking at Twitter and even just seeing gifts and

923
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: fucking picture replies would take up so much of it

924
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: and it would destroy it. Also, did you ever have

925
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: to like go in and check how much like of

926
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: the data you've used like all the time, Like I

927
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: would do it all the time, and it literally felt

928
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: like undoing a bomb every time I was doing that,

929
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: because even that felt like it was using data. Like

930
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: everything on my phone remember minutes.

931
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: Yes or I no no no no no. I never

932
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 2: had minutes. I mean like I did have minutes, but

933
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 2: like I'd never use the phone.

934
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: Oh I had minutes, but there was like minutes.

935
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: And then there were something with with like.

936
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: Texting too, like there was only a certain amount of

937
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: like text send and oh my god, I my lgen

938
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: that like not being able to reply to my crush

939
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: because I used up all my shit and I would

940
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: just have to go to school and be like sorry,

941
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't reply, Like I.

942
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 2: Literally sorry, I couldn't play twenty three questions with you.

943
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: That's why Kick was so popular, because it was like

944
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: before like Messenger I got oh duh.

945
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about the experiences I

946
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 2: had from fourteen to seventeen, even eighteen.

947
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: A lot of people are going to jail. A lot

948
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: of people.

949
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 4: Wait, so these experiences happened like the first couple of

950
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 4: years of the podcast.

951
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like two years ago, three.

952
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 4: I didn't know that you were going through that. Yeah,

953
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 4: I would.

954
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it was not even that big of a deal.

955
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: He's being so yeah, I'm being dramatic.

956
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, chill out, dude.

957
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what is this?

958
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: If you if you had to accept an award, do

959
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: you think you would be like BuzzFeed like think you

960
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: humans whatever? Or do you think you would be like

961
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: very serious?

962
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 2: Uh, I'd probably take my shirt off.

963
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: I think I would want to hopecore edit so I

964
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: would drop an insane amount of lore and I would

965
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: trauma up. I'm like, we need someone to do that.

966
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: We need somebody to get up on that stage and

967
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: accept a Grammy and just.

968
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: Trauma doze and just like say like the worst thing.

969
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: To destroy the vibe. Oh my god, yesterday I had

970
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: the saddest experience in the fucking dispensary and it was

971
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: genuinely like, oh my god, it was so jarring. I

972
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: pulled up and this person, this guy parked right in

973
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: front of me and walked in before me. And as

974
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm heading in, it's all glass windows, and I see

975
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: him talking to the girl and I just see him

976
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: like drop his head and start like sobbing. And the

977
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: girl comes around who is helping him, who worked there,

978
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: and hugged her, uh, hugged him, and he was just

979
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: like when I came in, somebody else had to help

980
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: me check my ID because he like immediately Also it

981
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: was like I'm so sorry. I genuinely think this person

982
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: was going through it, and I did feel so much empathy,

983
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: but I couldn't help but find the humor and the

984
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: fact that he was like sobbing so hard, and he

985
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: was like, I'll take a this disposable pen the one

986
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: cram and like was crying. I was like, this is

987
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: such a crazy vibe, but it was really really sad,

988
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: and I wanted to say something to him because he

989
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: was having the kind of sob that I was like,

990
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: this has to be somebody who's greeting somebody, and like

991
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: there had to have just been like a word exchange,

992
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: like maybe he hasn't seen anybody. And I felt so

993
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: bad because he kept saying sorry, which also to hear

994
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: a man say sorry so much, I was like, wow,

995
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: like there are one good one one, but like it

996
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 1: was really jarring. But I need somebody to do what

997
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: that guy did in the dispensary and like how he

998
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: shifted the mood in there. I need somebody to do that.

999
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: Just literally get up on sage. This be so much

1000
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: to be because.

1001
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 2: I think I was gonna say, I think I might

1002
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: just scream into the mic, like consume it and scream,

1003
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 2: like you remember what you used to do on like

1004
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: Xbox or like when you had to use wired headphones

1005
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: and you could put the mic in your mouth and

1006
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: scream into it and it would be the most deafening sound.

1007
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: That's my acceptance.

1008
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: I still do that to my friends on Fortnite. I

1009
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: will literally just like join a party, put the like

1010
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: I have the five as five really, so I just

1011
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: will put the controller into my mouth. It's kind of

1012
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: like not plunching on the box and then I'll just like,

1013
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: but I think it peaks out.

1014
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it peaks out because there there's certain microphones that

1015
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 2: people have found that are better for screaming screaming into

1016
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 2: and it's like those ones that are like an earpiece

1017
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 2: right here that go those always, Yeah, those are like

1018
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: the goad of like screaming.

1019
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: But yeah, that guy, uh was really scary. It made

1020
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: me sad and I wanted to say something, but I

1021
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: was like, Honestly, the last time I spoke to a

1022
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: stranger who I thought was crying, it was embarrassing for me.

1023
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to do that.

1024
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: You know, this guy is obviously he'd probably follow you home.

1025
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: The other Yeah, that was the other things. I was like,

1026
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: I can't talk to this man because sadly can be

1027
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: nice to me. He can be nice to a man

1028
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: because he's gonna think that he's gonna marry you.

1029
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 2: Well, I think the worst thing that's ever happened to me,

1030
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 2: worse than my brother dying, worse than my grandpa and

1031
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 2: grandma dying as COVID fumbling me? Who fumbled you?

1032
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 1: You fumbled me because I wanted you, And then you

1033
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: were like no, no.

1034
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: No, no, you fumbled me.

1035
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 4: But look at me, you and look at me hello,

1036
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 4: and just imagine me.

1037
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: We should if they start doing it so that we

1038
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: could have a baby and like it would be in

1039
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 1: a test tube and not a surrogate.

1040
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 2: I would genuinely do that with you. I think we

1041
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 2: could probably figure that out. Yeah, I mean we could

1042
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: probably combine our DNA in a test tube and then

1043
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 2: implant it in someone to carry it.

1044
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: I just don't want someone else to carry my baby.

1045
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 4: So did you rather just fucking get pregnant to have

1046
00:49:59,480 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 4: a baby then?

1047
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: So that's all you think women are good for life? Wow?

1048
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 4: Not at all, Not at all. That's one of the

1049
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 4: many things that I celebrate women doing.

1050
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 2: Hi, you're crazy for that.

1051
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: I saw like discussion unfolding because of everything happening where

1052
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: it was talking about how so many people in this

1053
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: generation feel lost because the women aren't having kids and

1054
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: just by human nature, we're supposed to have kids. First

1055
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 1: of all, kill yourself, that's it exactly.

1056
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 2: I mean, we should collapse the population because like there's

1057
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 2: not going to be fucking evil people to be in power.

1058
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: But whatever. Worse than Trump getting re elected, uh, worse

1059
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 2: than my bug dying and you're killing my bug. Murdering

1060
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: it in cold blood is coming home from the drive

1061
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 2: through and not checking your bag before and realizing there's

1062
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: no sauce in that goddamn bag. I swear to God

1063
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 2: that will quite literally ruined my week. Like that ruins

1064
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 2: my the sauce. Yes, someone out there relates, Like the

1065
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: most important part of a meal to me is buffalo sauce.

1066
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 2: If I don't get buffalo.

1067
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess cause you're just somebody who you use

1068
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: food as a vehicle for condiments. Yeah, you're not like

1069
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: eating food for this the like flavor of the food.

1070
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: You're eating it to ranch or buffalo or like QUP

1071
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: mayo because everything Drew eats he slathering.

1072
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 2: Ranch, Buffalo and QB mayo. Though I could literally survive

1073
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 2: on just those three.

1074
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: The thing is Ranch alone kind of grosses me out.

1075
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: Like Ranch, there's like a very specific like the ranch

1076
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: in the bottle from the salad for salads that ranch.

1077
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something what I went into the

1078
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: refrigerator like three days ago and there was a cup

1079
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 2: of ranch in there and I literally drink it likeically

1080
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 2: and from wingstuff.

1081
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Like the thing is everybody knows online.

1082
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: It's like the ranch from Wingstop is goaded, but I

1083
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 1: don't think people are consuming it the way You've taken

1084
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: it to a level that it's.

1085
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 2: Genuinely like it's really it's I mean really.

1086
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: Like licks the bowl like he literally gets mad when

1087
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: I'm about to throw away, like this level of ranch

1088
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: away after you. Oh my god. The other day I

1089
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: got a swing stop and he's like, they only gave

1090
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: us two things of branch. As if that's not enough,

1091
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: you get three fucking tenders, like you just want to

1092
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: drink the ranch. It's so weird. And then it's like

1093
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: I feel like most people order the big tub and

1094
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: it feels wasteful because you get the big tub and

1095
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm not using all this ranch. I literally

1096
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: watched Drew, like you know the muckbanger girls who like

1097
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: dunk it in and do it to like for the

1098
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: visual like nasty effect. Drew does that un ironically without

1099
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: camera so far his fingers get coated and then I

1100
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: lick my fingers clean.

1101
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: Oh, Buffalo sauce too.

1102
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: Bubble sauce is very good.

1103
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: It does like don't love sauce to me?

1104
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: Tastes like what when I know it is summertime, I

1105
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: get like a certain kind of sweat that comes out

1106
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: of my body. Buffalo sauce smells like that, like that

1107
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: very specific, like like spiked sweat stench.

1108
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: So body odor.

1109
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: Yeah is what buffalo sauce is like, but in a

1110
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: really good way.

1111
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: Umm, buffalo sauce. But if you haven't tried it, do

1112
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 2: not fucking try it, because you will live your entire

1113
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 2: fucking life chasing that goddamn high. Like the first time

1114
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 2: I had it, I knew a switch flipped into my

1115
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 2: brain and I was like, this is what's gonna kill me.

1116
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 2: It's like straight up my haroin, Like I'm not kidding,

1117
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 2: like it really like I'm chasing the magic dragon.

1118
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: You don't like buffalo sauce the way I do because

1119
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: I use the buffalo wings from seven Lot.

1120
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 2: You don't know nothing about me in my buffalo sauce.

1121
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: I will say, you have to put me on sauce

1122
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: like I wasn't. Like I wasn't like a sauce connoissewer

1123
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: like that before I met you. Also, U saying the

1124
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: kouchie thing made me think of this.

1125
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Elon Musk's body looks

1126
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 2: like an autopsy.

1127
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 4: Was that a SiO no.

1128
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 2: I saw someone comment that on TikTok and I thought

1129
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 2: it was quite literally the funniest thing I've ever to

1130
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 2: the email too. Oh really, it literally is what his

1131
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 2: body looks like an autopsy.

1132
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's our curse of the week. Goes out

1133
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: to Elon Musk. Head On, you will wake up from

1134
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: a ferocious dream where you were on fire, only to

1135
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: wake up and realize you actually are on fire and

1136
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: you were paying in real time for all of the

1137
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: sins against humanity you have created, and you will be

1138
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: dying soon. So count your fucking days if I put

1139
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: a curse on you, bitch, or not fucking make it.

1140
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: And I'm putting the curse on you. Elon Musk, you

1141
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: will perish. Elon Musk, you will perish. Elon Musk, you

1142
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: will perish.

1143
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's so fucking nasty. He's clear. Oh

1144
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 2: my god, it's clear. He's fucking clear. Bro Okay, I'm

1145
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 2: I'm moving on Drew Cia. I hate when motherfuckers say

1146
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: shit like it's a quarter till nine, bitch, just say

1147
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 2: it's eight seventy five. Goddamn y'all stupid. I'm like shaking.

1148
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 2: That riled me up. That really got me going.

1149
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: It's okay, I cursed him. He's not gonna make it.

1150
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should buy everybody if we all bought Etsy Spells. Okay,

1151
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:44,879
Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm done.

1152
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 4: I'm done.

1153
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: Another night, no sex. I feel like an inmate. Out

1154
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: of the eight dudes you're talking to, why do you

1155
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 2: gotta tell me your hungry? Oh? Wait, no, no, fuck,

1156
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: I read that wrong. Out of the eight dudes you're

1157
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 2: talking to. Out of the eight dudes you're talking to,

1158
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 2: why do you have to tell me you're hungry?

1159
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: You did read it like that the first time. That

1160
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: is exactly how you're at it the first time. Okay, um,

1161
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: you just added a verbal comma this time.

1162
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 2: Hill, don't give me a kid. I'm gonna name that

1163
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 2: bitch Spinach Wheel.

1164
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name my kid Bethany, Mota Bro.

1165
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 2: My kid's names, I have them. I'm gonna have two girls,

1166
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 2: one boy, Karma, Karma Mantis. What's what's the boy's name?

1167
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: Karma Mantis, Orchid orchid Orkid Karma Manton is an orchid, Orkie.

1168
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: Or I'm gonna name my kid mythic item booky Bomb

1169
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: Gold Scar Gold scar. Yeah right, there's definitely somebody who's

1170
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: asked chat GBT what they should name their baby, and

1171
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: they named the fucking baby that.

1172
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, so far, and they buy Tesla cars. I can't

1173
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 2: read right now. I'm actually having a trouble reading.

1174
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: A trouble reading.

1175
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can read for you.

1176
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: Why are you, as a man getting up early, rise

1177
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: and grind? The fuck are you grinding on us?

1178
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 2: Grinder?

1179
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: Old people at weddings always poking you, saying you're next,

1180
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

1181
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to hell. Bruh. That's a good one. Marriage

1182
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: is a death sentence.

1183
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 2: Who sent those?

1184
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: Right? There's more? I know people be talking about me.

1185
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: It's okay, though, because I talk about y'all too, and

1186
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm way funnier. Sometimes the person you want isn't most,

1187
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 1: isn't one you need you want?

1188
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes the person you want isn't most. Isn't you one

1189
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 2: need you want? The is one emoji? Huh huh Susan.

1190
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 2: Shout out Susan, Oh my god, shout out Susan, and

1191
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 2: shout out Madeleine, and shout out Kelly h.

1192
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: Kelly. Eight. Okay, My media of the week is I'll

1193
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: tell you now, Lindsey Buckingham, can't stop loving you, soul dog,

1194
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: make love to me, Carrie Cleveland and expecting to fly

1195
00:58:54,680 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: Buffalo Springfielday. And then for movies, I watched Moonstrock with

1196
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage and Chair and it was so good. It

1197
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: was just a hoot and a hauler and it was

1198
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: so charming. I missed when movies were charming.

1199
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss like old rom coms. It was cute.

1200
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a cinophile.

1201
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: We really need to change that word.

1202
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 4: When you like, are really excited about feet.

1203
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 2: Pedophile it is?

1204
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: Is that really what it is?

1205
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: P E d I ped.

1206
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 4: I didn't think that you were actually gonna follow through

1207
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 4: with that.

1208
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wait, hold on, wait is that actually

1209
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: what it is?

1210
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 4: That's what I was setting him up for, But I

1211
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 4: thought he was gonna say something else. It has to

1212
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 4: be a different word.

1213
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: It's gotta be. It's gotta be. But ped is like

1214
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 2: the word for foot.

1215
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: There's an old zeno grossing meal zin.

1216
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like the stains, I I know what the stains

1217
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 2: in this house Shaw, if you could see, if you

1218
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 2: could see the squalor we fucking live in, it's really

1219
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: nasty and I don't have media.

1220
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 4: I have media. Uh, it's real, it's real media. Micro

1221
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 4: Cosm by Veronica Everheart and I love that song. Really,

1222
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 4: She's gooded micro Cosm by Veronica Everheart and rock Solid

1223
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 4: by two Shell.

1224
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 2: Well cheap a Matto, Sure, Moonchild, Like, what the fuck

1225
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,479
Speaker 2: do you want?

1226
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: Bye,