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Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands,

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Speaker 2: Italy j Wait, those actually all have super hot men,

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Speaker 2: don't they?

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Speaker 3: Actually?

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Speaker 4: If you're listening from their DM me after this k

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Speaker 4: after you hear the full shower.

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Speaker 3: I'm just starting right now.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is

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Speaker 5: the time of the show where we stop everything to

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Speaker 5: shine a spotlight directly into the eyes of our hero

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Speaker 5: of the week.

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Speaker 3: That hurts.

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Speaker 5: And I want you to know this is a very

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Speaker 5: prestigious honor. We don't just hand it out to anybody.

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Speaker 5: We're extremely selective with it. Like the other day there

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Speaker 5: was a video of a dog on a skateboard and

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Speaker 5: we were like, no, not, we demand higher than that.

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Speaker 3: I'm with you, like, how many of those have we seen?

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Speaker 5: Again? Sure enough, there was a chicken on a skateboard

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Speaker 5: a week later, and we were like, all right, good enough, okay,

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Speaker 5: seeing we have standard four times. That's why today's hero

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Speaker 5: is a Cleveland man named Joey Kinsley who goes by

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Speaker 5: the user name sir Yacht on his social yah Sir.

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Speaker 6: Yacht Yachay Okay, sorry, I don't talk rich people.

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Speaker 5: We set a goal for himself recently to eat nothing

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Speaker 5: but Costco hot dogs for an entire week.

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Speaker 3: That really goes against his yacht name. But yeah, and

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Speaker 3: it's also my mom's diet. I'm telling you she swears

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Speaker 3: by a good Costco hostel.

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Speaker 5: But every meal for the entire seven days? How did

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Speaker 5: he do? Maybe two days?

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Speaker 7: I can.

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Speaker 5: I'll just let him tell you. Here's his Instagram recap.

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Speaker 8: I hate nothing but the Costco hot dog meal for

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Speaker 8: the past week to see if paying a dollar fifty

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Speaker 8: for a Glizion drink was worth it for seven days,

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Speaker 8: and here are the results. I ate twenty nine hot

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Speaker 8: dog meals for a grand total of forty three dollars

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Speaker 8: and fifty cents, one fourth of what the average millennial

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Speaker 8: spends on.

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Speaker 5: Food a week.

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Speaker 8: Also started a new diet trend on accident because I

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Speaker 8: lost four and seven days or I have a giant tapeworm.

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Speaker 8: And to my surprise, I never got sick of eating

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Speaker 8: hot dogs once, despite my bowel movements resembling Willy Wonka's

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Speaker 8: Chocolate River.

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Speaker 7: So was it?

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Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 8: I bawled on the budget, lost weight and had the

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Speaker 8: culinary experience of a lifetimelutely.

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Speaker 3: Oh yow whoa.

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Speaker 6: I mean that was a lot more positive than Ashton

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Speaker 6: coming off a thirty days at Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah this guy, Yeah, come.

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Speaker 5: On, now, what an inspiring story of mental and physical perseverance.

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Speaker 5: We need more people in the world like Joey who

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Speaker 5: are willing to put in the work, do the hard

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Speaker 5: things the right way.

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Speaker 6: What is it about Joey's loving hot dogs like Joey Chestnut,

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Speaker 6: the like hot dog eating contest guys, It just built

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Speaker 6: into the name, I guess, so okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So if you have a kid, name them Joey,

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Speaker 5: and they will go on to do incredible things in

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Speaker 5: the culinary world and they could be named our next

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Speaker 5: hero of the Congratulations, sir, Yacht, you have done it.

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Speaker 5: Now let's move on and get into the shock collar

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Speaker 5: question of the day and send it over to a

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Speaker 5: man who's got more value in his pinky finger than

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Speaker 5: Costco's entire menu. Digital Jake, you know what to do, buddy.

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Speaker 9: This week, we decided to try out a brand new

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Speaker 9: game called plenty of twenty, where the hosts simply had

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Speaker 9: to name any one of the top twenty answers from

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Speaker 9: a list in order to stay in the competition, and

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Speaker 9: yesterday's list was the top twenty largest restaurant chains in

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Speaker 9: the US by number of locations.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but the big story yes was.

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Speaker 9: Brooks shocking and frankly highly embarrassing early exit when she

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Speaker 9: got her first guest wrong.

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Speaker 5: Again.

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Speaker 3: Starbucks has no kitchen. It is not considered a restaurant.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sure Starbucks workers aren't real people either, So Brooke.

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Speaker 9: Was instantly eliminated and had to sit on the sidelines.

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Speaker 9: And this is a fun game, so you should have

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Speaker 9: seen the pomo's.

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Speaker 5: Knew what we were talking about.

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Speaker 9: Very bitter, But despite yesterday's shameful performance, I'm sure brook

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Speaker 9: won't completely embarrass herself again as we continue with another

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Speaker 9: edition of plenty of twenty. No, hey, don't forget about

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Speaker 9: the silver save. If you guess the number one answer

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Speaker 9: you from future elimination.

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Speaker 5: It helped me, that's right.

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Speaker 9: That being said, today's category is top twenty most famous

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Speaker 9: cartoon characters already for no.

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Speaker 3: Reason, Brook, Let bring it, Jake, please.

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Speaker 5: Say the one We're all say the guy.

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Speaker 9: We're gonna start with you again. Please try not to

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Speaker 9: blow it alright, and go whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 6: Well, this one's easy because it's on Jose's shirt. Now,

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Speaker 6: Mickey Mouse, you, yeah, that's the sober save.

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Speaker 9: Not only you correct, but you have a little life

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Speaker 9: in your pocket to save you from.

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Speaker 10: You went from first pick elimination to the next day,

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Speaker 10: first pick number one.

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Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, we're onto elect She has twenty options.

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Speaker 5: I mean, come on, she has to get one, right,

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Speaker 5: Let's not give her too much.

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Speaker 1: I don't know mine. SpongeBob, but I don't know how

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Speaker 1: old this list is.

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Speaker 9: SpongeBob SquarePants. It's number four on the list.

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Speaker 5: Over to Jose, and there's like, there's a few in

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Speaker 5: my head.

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Speaker 10: But you know what, if we're gonna go Mickey, I

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Speaker 10: almost want to just say many.

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Speaker 9: Jose said, Mini Mouse. That is not on the list,

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Speaker 9: not in the top twenty all.

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Speaker 3: What kind of sexist list is this?

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Speaker 9: Robert and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: No, okay, Well, if Mickey is for Disney, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: go with the other big animated company, Warner Brothers and

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Speaker 5: say Bugs Bunny on that one.

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Speaker 9: Bugs Bunny number three on the list. Number two is

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Speaker 9: still on the border.

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Speaker 3: Back of the brook I can keep going Warner Brothers.

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Speaker 3: I think I will. I think I'm gonna say Daffy Duck.

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Speaker 9: Daffy Duck number eight on the list, still Silver saved

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Speaker 9: as well or over to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you know show I used to love was The

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Speaker 1: Fairly Odd Parents.

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Speaker 7: That show.

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Speaker 1: That's top twenty.

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Speaker 5: Who are your guessing?

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Speaker 9: Okay, Timmy Turner, Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents not

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Speaker 5: Have the top twenty, but I know, let's close. Let's

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Speaker 5: start to go old school with cartoons that have been

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Speaker 5: around forever. Give me Pop by the Sailor.

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Speaker 9: Name Pop by the Sailor number fourteen, and jeff Brooks

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Speaker 9: still has to save.

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Speaker 3: Can I go Wiley Coyote.

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Speaker 9: Wiley Coyote, It's not on the list. The save cashed

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Speaker 9: in Brooks still in.

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Speaker 5: The game, Jeffrey my turn Okay, I'm gonna go even

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Speaker 5: older than my last guest, Betty Boop.

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Speaker 9: Betty Boop number twelve on the list.

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Speaker 3: Heads up this scene.

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Speaker 6: I feel like I need to pick a Disney movie

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Speaker 6: and even the process. I know, I know, but like

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Speaker 6: I feel like Ole Off would be on the list.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna say hol Off Olaf from Frozen, not Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: I was gonna go Porky Pig next, like they that's

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Speaker 5: all folks, that's good sports. Pig not on the last.

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Speaker 9: But jeff you were the last one standing, so you

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Speaker 9: do win plenty of twenty. Some of the names on

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Speaker 9: the list, you guys missed, Tom and Jerry Homer, Simpson, peak.

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Speaker 5: At chew Oka.

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Speaker 9: Roadrunner made the list, but not Wiley Coyote unfortunately, Goofy

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Speaker 9: Woody Woodpecker, Tweety Bird, the Powerpuff Girls, Eric Cartman from

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Speaker 9: South Park Garfield, and Taz the Tasmanian Devil.

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Speaker 5: This time, even though she got the silver save, she

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Speaker 5: still managed to lose the game. So I'm gonna give

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Speaker 5: the shot today to brook And somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 5: kiss Me More by Doja Cat?

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Speaker 1: Can you kiss me Ma?

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Speaker 3: We're the young boy. We ain't got nothing to lose.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well it started off strong for the first one

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Speaker 5: and a half seconds. I don't know. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 5: singing that's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 7: Of the day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes people ask us about how certain segments started on

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Speaker 5: the show, how did we come up with them, and

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Speaker 5: the history behind this next one is actually kind of

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Speaker 5: interesting because it was years ago when we first had

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Speaker 5: a quiet, shy, timid little comedian auditioning trying to join

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Speaker 3: And we remember that little guy.

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Speaker 5: We heard rumors that he was funny, but we could

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Speaker 5: everybody to just be vulnerable and share their thoughts with

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Speaker 5: the road. And that's when finally Kevin Hart opened up

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Speaker 5: and it launched his comedy career. Wow, look at what

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, Kevi.

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Speaker 5: Actually, some say Alexis is the next tiny blonde Kevin

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Speaker 5: Hart of this generation. Someone does We're gonna hear her

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Speaker 5: thoughts and launching the superstardom edition of What's on Your Mind?

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Speaker 7: That's coming up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Why is hockey the only sport that lets players fight

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Speaker 5: each other mid games? Yeah, let's see that in golf.

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Speaker 5: Or in gymnastics, some mom Biles puts a fourteen year

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Speaker 5: old girl from Romania in a headlock. Do the balance now.

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Speaker 3: A triple bank flip.

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Speaker 6: Thick, you're skating kind of did it with Tanya Hardy.

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Speaker 5: You know, those are the good old days.

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping some punchers are going to be thrown as

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Speaker 5: we get into a brand new edition of What's on

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Speaker 5: Your Mind? Starting with left Hook Brooks. What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 6: Well, we all know like cold this weekend ever last weekend,

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. And we get home from my daughter's

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Speaker 6: basketball game and our furnace is out, okay, and it's

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Speaker 6: like nine o'clock at night on a Friday, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: thermostat think you maybe that could be it, but and

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Speaker 6: it lights back up.

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Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, maybe I'm on this uping.

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Speaker 5: Right, that would be really easy.

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Speaker 6: Then I go downstairs and it's making this weird like

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Speaker 6: The furnace guy doesn't call us back, and so we

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Speaker 6: sleep in under literally thousands of blankets.

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Speaker 3: We sleep and the kid, keep them warm with our

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Speaker 5: You know, how come he didn't go to one of

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Speaker 5: your other Manshiah.

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Speaker 6: So the guy finally calls me back the next morning

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Speaker 6: at eight am and he's like, listen, you can do this.

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Speaker 1: The family has heat.

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Speaker 3: It took a tool that I am very good at,

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Speaker 5: Jose what's on your mind?

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Speaker 10: Well, a few weeks ago, I started getting messages from

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Speaker 10: Tinder asking me to join something called Tender Select. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: This is what it says.

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Speaker 10: It even says under one percent of all people on

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Speaker 3: Do you have to pay extra? How much?

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 10: So they're inviting me. I'm like, do they think I'm popular?

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Speaker 10: Let me google it see what the public thinks. The

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Speaker 10: Wait a minute, and so I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 5: You guys, will it work? I also think the same.

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Speaker 10: It actually is tempting, but I have to pay the

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Speaker 10: I pay five hundred test now for a month.

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Speaker 5: No, okay, you're not sad? Sack, Yeah, I do have riz.

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Speaker 5: You're happy?

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Speaker 7: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Where's that dating sign up for that one? Alexis? What's

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Speaker 4: Well, last week I told you guys, I totaled my car.

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Speaker 3: That's been a thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really has.

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Speaker 4: And it was a really good life lesson on maybe

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Speaker 3: There's some famous last words.

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Speaker 4: So I've had to do some like budgeting recently, you know,

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Speaker 5: What does budgeting mean to you?

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Speaker 7: Exactly?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what.

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Speaker 4: I've opted out of a rental car, you know, and

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Speaker 4: I've been electric scootering around places.

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Speaker 3: But I see that your nails are still very dune.

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Speaker 11: Well.

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Speaker 4: See, it's funny you say that because there are some

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Speaker 4: you did just get an accident.

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Speaker 1: Will buy you a drink? What do you want? And

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Speaker 1: I've learned to just ask for a picture.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, we should split a picture, guys, and then

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Speaker 4: you drink most of it.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I see, you're the type of less sad sack

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Speaker 4: I mean maybe because I have like for dinner, I'm

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Speaker 1: I hope it's probably.

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Speaker 3: Cheaper to make pancakes. Who knew?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm sadly eating I hope, but at least

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Speaker 3: That Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: So I'm a dog guy. For years I had this

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Speaker 5: And Bagel has been feisty, to.

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Speaker 3: Say, behavioral issues.

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Speaker 5: It's been in a very long puppy face does not

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Speaker 5: listen barks directly into your ear on purpose. But the

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Speaker 5: fire to be like, I'm the boy I should have known.

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Speaker 5: Of course, Burger's ghost is haunting my house.

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Speaker 3: Glad you solved the issues.

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Speaker 5: I figured it out. Now I've got two dogs again,

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Speaker 5: got Bagel and the ghost of Burger. Ghost food inflation,

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Speaker 5: Yeah that could be. But texted seven five nine to

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Speaker 5: go ahead, tell us what's on your.

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Speaker 7: Minds freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Get a lot of texts in at seventy eighty five

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Speaker 5: This text says what's on my mind. I can't stop

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Speaker 5: thinking about how cute Jeffrey is. O, Hey, mom, why

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Speaker 5: do you keep texting? Block her from this board.

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Speaker 3: It's like a compliment for your mom. Finally, yeah, I

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Speaker 5: I'm sick of it. This one says good morning, love

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Speaker 5: you guys. And what's on my mind is how Alexis

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Speaker 5: says all these credit cards and Brooke doesn't help her

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Speaker 5: pay them off ever, brook the loaded ones.

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Speaker 6: So you can give a man a fish, but if

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Speaker 6: you teach him to fish, then he'll give me money.

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Speaker 5: I'll try this is credit cards.

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Speaker 7: Help him?

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Speaker 5: Says I went on a six hour, amazing date and

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Speaker 5: got pulled over taking her home. Didn't get a ticket,

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Speaker 3: Attractive, Yeah, should that's.

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Speaker 5: The Probably the problem is that you didn't.

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Speaker 3: As soon as the came you were polite. Yes, that's

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Speaker 3: what happened.

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Speaker 5: Keep your text coming.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what happened to men, but we've really

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Speaker 3: What else do you want to I'm just.

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Speaker 5: Saying that, like in the past, guys used to try

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Speaker 5: way harder to impress women in the dating world, Like

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Speaker 5: Vincent van Goh chopped off his own ear for the

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Speaker 3: That healthy, ain't you?

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Speaker 5: Greece Paris started the Trojan War just so that he

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Speaker 5: could marry Helen. Wow. Even Leonardo DiCaprio purposely sank the Titanic.

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Speaker 5: He said, if me and Rose can't be together, then

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Speaker 5: It's been a few years since I've seen it, but

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Speaker 5: now no one tries anymore. No one's sinking boats or

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Speaker 3: Gosh, what does the world come to too?

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Speaker 5: Curiously, that's how we end up with an entire segment

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Speaker 5: of people sharing the most underwhelming, cringey dates they've ever been.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so until men actually start trying again, we're

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Speaker 5: gonna hear more terrible first date stories in a brand

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Speaker 5: new edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates. That's coming up.

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Speaker 7: Two hopeless one dating app. Then there's you swipe right.

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Speaker 7: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Dates. It's a dating game show

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Speaker 5: that's hotter than a metal spoon in a crack den,

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Speaker 5: in this corner. When it comes to dating men, she

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Abandon the other corner. Her perfect date night ends with

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you must be extractive if you can

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Speaker 5: Here's how the game works. We gotta have one contestant

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Speaker 12: Let's go all right, So a guy and I went

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Speaker 12: I catch him holding the pot with two hands and

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Speaker 12: drinking out of it like it. Oh yeah, burn, don't

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Speaker 3: He has not lactose intolerant.

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Speaker 5: That impressed. Let's go over to nik can you punch that?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Hey, guys.

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Speaker 11: So one of the guys they dated, he came back

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Speaker 11: And then he pukes on the picture.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, So you made out with them that right?

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Speaker 11: Oh for sure?

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 5: All right. Off to a strong start round around number two.

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Speaker 5: And that means Jenna we're back to you, all right.

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Speaker 12: So a guy and I went out a few times,

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Speaker 12: he told me to pack a suitcase. We're going to

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Speaker 12: do a day trip somewhere and it's just the price.

448
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Speaker 12: He tells me to meet him at the airport.

449
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Speaker 5: Okay.

450
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Speaker 12: I get there and meet him and I'm like, all right, so, like,

451
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 12: where are we going? Turns out it was the airport.

452
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Speaker 12: Our day trip was to the airport.

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Speaker 6: You couldn't even go through security because you didn't have tickets,

454
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Speaker 6: so you just outside.

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Speaker 10: I mean, in his defense, there's a lot of nice

456
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Speaker 10: coffee shops and stores.

457
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but on the other side of SA Yeah, they've

458
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Speaker 6: gone to bite ticket to access.

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Speaker 5: The Yeah, all right, not as exciting as we thought, Nikki,

460
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Speaker 5: it's your turn.

461
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Speaker 11: I met a guy who was kind of cute but

462
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Speaker 11: kind of but man, you know, he held that British

463
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Speaker 11: accent pretty good. You know.

464
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Speaker 5: That adds like five points to any hotness.

465
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Speaker 3: Scale, ye men or women?

466
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Speaker 11: For well, halfway through our drinks, that accent disappeared.

467
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Speaker 3: And I mean, who hasn't faked accent for a night?

468
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Speaker 6: I know, I.

469
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Speaker 3: Know, it's really fun.

470
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Speaker 14: This is super rare.

471
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Speaker 11: On the guys, to deep and to be honest, I

472
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Speaker 11: called him out. Okay, okay, Well that's when he admits

473
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Speaker 11: that he's been just watching Harry Potter on repeat.

474
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Speaker 5: We were doing when Guardian leveyosa on you all night.

475
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Speaker 11: Yeah, to stop it all off. He told me he's

476
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Speaker 11: gotten way more dates because of it.

477
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

478
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Speaker 5: I think we're pretty much tied up at this point.

479
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Speaker 5: It's anybody's game. That means as we go into the

480
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Speaker 5: third and final round, we need your best stories ladies. So, Jenna,

481
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Speaker 5: what have you got?

482
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Speaker 15: Okay?

483
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Speaker 12: So I had this guy take me on one of

484
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Speaker 12: those huge city ferris wheels and at the top we stopped.

485
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Speaker 5: Moving at the very top, very top. Okay.

486
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Speaker 12: You know it's nice because you're seeing pretty things, but

487
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Speaker 12: it's like it's an unnatural amount of time.

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Speaker 5: Off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when you're like, oh my god.

490
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Speaker 12: So I asked, you know, like you think everything's okay,

491
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 12: and then this guy's like, oh no, my buddy runs this.

492
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Speaker 12: So I asked him if you could stop it while

493
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Speaker 12: we were at the top. You know, for a quick hookup.

494
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Speaker 6: He's gonna be romantic, it's gonna be like for a

495
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Speaker 6: little kids.

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Speaker 5: It's quick. He's like, we only need like three to

497
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Speaker 5: hook up with the whole view of the city. You

498
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Speaker 5: went through with it obviously, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: No no, And the ferris wheel booths is rocket bring

500
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Speaker 3: us down?

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: So then he calls his buddy on speakerphone and says, hey,

503
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Speaker 12: press the button. Another one said no one, Wow.

504
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Speaker 5: It's kind of cool that he can just call his

505
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Speaker 5: buddy control the whole thing. Okay, we only got time

506
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Speaker 5: for one more, Nikki, let's hear it.

507
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Speaker 11: So me and this guy did an escape room together.

508
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 11: Well I am so not good at him, but I

509
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 11: figured it'd be fun. So we're in there, like in

510
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 11: it and we couldn't figure out like any of the clues,

511
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Speaker 11: any of them of them.

512
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Speaker 3: And she does not like go to the book.

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Speaker 11: No, yeah, no, I need some brush up on like

514
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 11: all of the games.

515
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Speaker 15: Obviously it does.

516
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Speaker 5: Two.

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Speaker 11: When I looked over in the corner, he was crying,

518
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Speaker 11: Oh like you guys legitimately breaking down and I mean

519
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 11: the worst part of it, you know, he refused to

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Speaker 11: even go to the mergency exit.

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Speaker 1: No yah, wal.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If I was the people running that, I

523
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Speaker 3: wouldn't let you out either. The medeo of what would

524
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 3: be happening would be too good to watch.

525
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Speaker 11: Oh my god, so rude.

526
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Speaker 16: But the I mean the.

527
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Speaker 17: Worst worst is instead of going through the emergency exit

528
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Speaker 17: like hands to stet up calling his mom, did she

529
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Speaker 17: call you?

530
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Speaker 3: Rescue her up?

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Speaker 11: It became this childhood trauma talk with like how he

532
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 11: blamed her for it because they didn't do enough, puzzled

533
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 11: when they were a kidd.

534
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Speaker 5: Oh god, her faults that he couldn't solve the estate Brown.

535
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, can we vote for the mom in this game

536
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 6: because for her for some reason.

537
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 5: I blame her too. That date back. But we heard

538
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 5: the final bell. That means the matches over judges. Let's

539
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Speaker 5: score it, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go Jenna for the ferris wheel. Already got

541
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Speaker 1: a fear of those.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I can't still get over the fon

543
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Speaker 6: dupot Jenna, You.

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Speaker 5: Got that means congratulations Antenna, Jenna, you have our sympathy

545
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 5: and our respect. The worst dating life of the week.

546
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Speaker 12: I am getting something out of this nightmare.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for playing. Remember Textan seventy five nine

548
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Speaker 5: to two. If you want to appear on the next

549
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Speaker 5: edition of Battle of the Tender Days, your phone TAP's

550
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 5: coming up.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

552
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Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who, along with her husband,

553
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Speaker 5: just bit on an item at their son's elementary school auction. Okay,

554
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 5: the item was your child is principal for a day.

555
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 3: At our school.

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00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 5: I've heard about this. Yeah, there's a lot of schools

557
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 5: that do it, and he usually they'll do things cute

558
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 5: like recess gets extended by ten minutes, or everyone gets

559
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 5: to watch a movie during one period of class. But

560
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 5: we're calling to tell the mom that her son has

561
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 5: gone rogue and now that he's in charge, he's requesting

562
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 5: stuff that's way over the line. So the tyranny has

563
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Speaker 5: to end in your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 3: Another Hello, Hi, is this Serena Bell.

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Speaker 15: Who's calling?

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Speaker 6: This is Vice Principal Williams from elementary and I'm calling because,

567
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Speaker 6: as you know, your son Bryce is principal for the

568
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Speaker 6: day today.

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Speaker 15: Oh Hi, how's it going.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll be honest, not great.

571
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Speaker 15: Oh no, what happened?

572
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Speaker 3: Well, it started off okay, he made the morning announcement,

573
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: was very cute. But then some of his requests, well,

574
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: they began pushing the envelope, I'll say, and the teachers

575
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 3: just feel a little uncomfortable.

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00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 15: Oh no, what did he ask for your son?

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00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 3: Bryce said he wanted to start off the school day

578
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 3: with the children in the higher grades working on their division. Okay,

579
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Speaker 3: oh that means you laugh.

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if you realize this, but that's

581
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Speaker 6: a pretty unreasonable request.

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Speaker 3: Not really, Okay, maybe I should take this back a

583
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Speaker 3: little bit. You see, that's contractually considered learning me thing

584
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 3: of that magnitude. It needs to be approved through the union.

585
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 3: Do you see?

586
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 15: So children should not want to learn new things on

587
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Speaker 15: their own?

588
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Speaker 13: Is that what you're No?

589
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: We love, We love when they want to learn new things.

590
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 3: It's just it needs to be approved.

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00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 6: And you know, between you and me, I don't think

592
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 6: most of our teachers know that type of math to

593
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Speaker 6: even teach.

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Speaker 15: Wait, you're saying that your teachers don't know how to divide.

595
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 6: Well, I saw some of them scrambling for their calculator

596
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 6: apps on their phones.

597
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: It was pretty shocking.

598
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 15: You're joking right now.

599
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: I wish I was.

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Speaker 6: And then instead of recess, Bryce wanted everyone to spend

601
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Speaker 6: those twenty minutes learning the names of US presidents.

602
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Speaker 15: And what's the problem with that?

603
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 6: Oh God, I kept thinking, I don't even remember the

604
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Speaker 6: guy's name.

605
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 3: Before the one who falls asleep all the time. I mean,

606
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: nobody knows presidents. That doesn't matter anymore.

607
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Speaker 15: Okay, listen, I paid for at the school auction, and

608
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 15: everything you're saying to me sounds completely reasonable.

609
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 3: Well, I tried to explain it to him as well.

610
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Speaker 3: I met with him one on one and I said, Bryce,

611
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Speaker 3: what about implementing a mandatory board game hour like Candyland

612
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Speaker 3: or Shoots and Ladders, you know, like normal kids stuff.

613
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: And you know what he said?

614
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: He said, he wanted to do Monopoly.

615
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Speaker 6: Monopoly what it is obviously so unfair to the middle class.

616
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Speaker 3: I had to visto that.

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Speaker 15: It sounds to me like my son has done nothing

618
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Speaker 15: wrong and you don't know what you're doing at a school.

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Speaker 6: Do you think it's reasonable that his monopoly idea, which

620
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Speaker 6: was played in class, made his teacher cry? Why would

621
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Speaker 6: the teacher cry because he basically shamed her for her

622
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Speaker 6: teacher's salary.

623
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Speaker 5: He changed her.

624
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Speaker 6: I mean he didn't say that exactly, but can you

625
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Speaker 6: imagine how it would feel to her not being able

626
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Speaker 6: to buy a railroad?

627
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Speaker 3: What alone broadway?

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Speaker 13: I mean, are you for real?

629
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Speaker 3: It has been a nightmare, ma'am. It has been a nightmare.

630
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Speaker 3: There's even been a talk about a possible teacher walk

631
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Speaker 3: out to protest. What all my masking is. If you

632
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 3: could just talk to Bryce and ask him to step

633
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 3: down from his post just a little early.

634
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 15: I'm not going to ask him to step down. How

635
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 15: about you step down for not wanting kids to learn anything?

636
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: To see where he gets it from, you should be proud.

637
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 6: Look, I can just get him on the phone with

638
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 6: you and you tell him that he's wrong for trying

639
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 6: to educate others without getting union approval.

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Speaker 15: There is nothing wrong.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, hold on just one second, let me grab them.

642
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 15: No, I'm talking to you. I'm not talking to my son.

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Speaker 1: Hello that Bryce.

644
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Speaker 3: Hello? You want me to tell your mom that this

645
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: is a prank phone call?

646
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 7: What?

647
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: Well, you're the principal. What did you say?

648
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 6: Oh? Oh gosh, sorry, Yeah, Principal Bryce says he wants

649
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 6: me to tell you you're getting phone tapped on the radio.

650
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 15: What do you mean?

651
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 3: I mean?

652
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 6: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and

653
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning, and your husband Joel set.

654
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Speaker 1: You up for a phone tap.

655
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 15: It.

656
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, Joel told us all about principal for the day,

657
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 6: and you're kid and he.

658
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 3: Thought it would be funny. I mean, I don't know

659
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 3: why you're so worried that the teachers didn't know how

660
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: to do division.

661
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 11: That's terrible.

662
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, when was the last time you did

663
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 3: it without a calculator?

664
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Speaker 1: Weeke up?

665
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 7: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

666
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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 5: In today's call, one of our listeners as a barista

668
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Speaker 5: and says she did something that normally she would never

669
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Speaker 5: do while working on the job. Wouldn't you know it,

670
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 5: a cute guy was involved. Dah, So she took a

671
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 5: risk in the name of love, and now well she's

672
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Speaker 5: not getting a call back. I'm wondering when you hear this,

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Speaker 5: all the baristas who are listening, would you ever do

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Speaker 5: this with a customer that you found attractive? Text into

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Speaker 5: seven eighty five nine two. You're gonna hear what happened

676
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Speaker 5: in your brand new second date update right after this

677
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Speaker 5: second date update. You never know when or where you're

678
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 5: gonna meet the love of your life.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jeffrey, that's so nice.

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00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 5: Like years ago, Brooke met a hunky traveling salesman named RL.

681
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 5: She told us this story many many times on the show,

682
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Speaker 5: but just to recap for anybody who doesn't know, after

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Speaker 5: one steamy night involving a diner at the edge of town,

684
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Speaker 5: passion took over, and to this day her husband firmly

685
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 5: believes that those children are really his. It's a story

686
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Speaker 5: that's as romantic as it is factually correct.

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00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 3: That is not true at all.

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00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 6: I have only fallen, truly, madly, deeply in love with

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Speaker 6: one man, and that is my husband.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, name one of the kids middle names was Roy,

691
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 5: after the real father too. Okay, so you love your husband,

692
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 5: but you still married Roy.

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Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 3: I don't think she's saying anything, Michael.

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00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 5: Your love life confuses the hell me. It's hard to

696
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 5: keep up with. All I'm trying to say is that

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00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 5: love can strike anywhere at any time. That's great, even

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00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 5: when you work as a barista at a coffee shop,

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00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 5: like our listener Jacqueline does. So let's talk to her. Jacqueline.

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Speaker 5: How you doing, I'm doing?

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Speaker 11: Okay?

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00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 5: How were you? Guys?

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00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 3: You sound a little like sad or something. Are you

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00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 3: all right?

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00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: I just I need your help.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I thought maybe Brook's love story brought you to tears.

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00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 5: The salesman but I don't know, maybe got something else

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00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 5: going on. Tell us about it.

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Speaker 13: Well, like you said, I'm a barista at a coffee shop,

712
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 13: and a couple of weeks ago it was, yeah, it's true,

713
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 13: I like it.

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00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 5: That's exactly the attitude that Alexis had when she used

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00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 5: to work. There's like it's okay.

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00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 13: Well, a couple of weeks ago, it was kind of

717
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 13: a slow time of day and I ended up meeting

718
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 13: this really nice customer and he ordered a latte, stopped

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00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 13: and complimented me on my film art.

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Speaker 6: With your what art foam art pictures?

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Speaker 3: Did you put your phone number in the foam on

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Speaker 3: the top.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually hard to do that.

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Speaker 13: It is hard because I actually didn't do any foam art.

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Speaker 3: Why would he say that?

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 13: Maybe he was just trying to talk to me, but

728
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 13: he goes, oh my god, like is that a dog's face?

729
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 13: It looks just like my dog, Kevin.

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Speaker 10: He's totally just like joking with you to get your

731
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Speaker 10: to you.

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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I mean I think he knew I wasn't

733
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 13: trying to do latche art because he said I was

734
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 13: the Picasso of latche art.

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Speaker 3: Passo that's abstract.

736
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Speaker 5: That's not necessarily pretty art. It is just very.

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Speaker 3: Cool in his cubism face.

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00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sure, did you get his name?

739
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 13: By the way, his name is Kenny. The dog's name

740
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Speaker 13: is Kevin, after Kevin from the office.

741
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Speaker 3: Chili. I mean, how did you parlay that into anything?

742
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 13: Well, so you have been like really friendly and sweet,

743
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Speaker 13: and I mean, I know this is kind of unprofessional,

744
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 13: but since I didn't having a lot of customers coming in,

745
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 13: he asked if I would sit with him a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that is like, I feel like that's bold.

747
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 6: I don't know that I could ever think of a

748
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 6: scenario where I would ask any weight stuff to come

749
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 6: sit with me.

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00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 5: Although you did go to a Starbucks and try to

751
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 5: ask out the baristas recently and they all said no.

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00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: It's a good point.

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Speaker 10: It couldn't be a good gauge, though, because if it's

754
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 10: a dead empty coffee shop and she's like, oh no,

755
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 10: I can't, he would be like, Okay, she's working.

756
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 5: So here's my point.

757
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 10: So she can say, oh, sorry, I'm working. She has

758
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 10: an excuse. But if she says yes, I'll sit you,

759
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 10: it's a huge sign.

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00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 5: The balls in your court at this point. Jacqueline what'd

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Speaker 5: you do?

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00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 13: I said, yeah, sure, let me just you know, let

763
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 13: my manager know I'm going to take my break.

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Speaker 3: And oh you even did it? Like on the up

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Speaker 3: and up?

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00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 5: Ye should have done? Was it worth it? How did

767
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 5: it go?

768
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 7: It was good?

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Speaker 13: Like we were laughing, getting to know each other, and

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00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 13: he asked if I was single, and normally, whenever a

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00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 13: customer asked me that I lie and I'm like, I'm

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00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 13: married basically yeah yeah, but I was honest. I told him, yeah,

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Speaker 13: I'm single. So he asked me for my number, and

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00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 13: after he left, like even my co workers were like,

775
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 13: oh my god, that was really cute.

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00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's awesome.

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00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 3: An immediate gauge. No, you get like I would love.

778
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 6: If two of my girlfriends could always go on every

779
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 6: date that I went on to like tell me whether

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00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 6: or not at Witwell.

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00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 5: Alexis if Brooks says, oh my god, that guy and

782
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 5: you are really cute together. What are you thinking?

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00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: It's just can I get someone else?

784
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 5: But Jack? And this is a coworker whose opinion you

785
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 5: actually respect.

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00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: So wait, what's happened since?

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Speaker 13: Well, we texted back and forth for a little bit,

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Speaker 13: but like our last text exchange, we had was a

789
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 13: few days ago and it was kind of weird, but

790
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 13: he mustages me, So, what's up with Glenn? Does he

791
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 13: still have his motorcycle?

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00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: Who?

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00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 13: I don't know who Glenn? I don't know who Glenn

794
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 13: or anyone with a motorcycle. I wrote, Haha, what are

795
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 13: you talking about? And he said, oh, come on, stop

796
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 13: saying koy with like a smirky face emoji. So I wrote,

797
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 13: is this a game? And he never wrote back, and

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00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 13: it was like kind of awkward, and I don't really

799
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 13: sounds like.

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00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 5: He was actually that conversations.

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Speaker 3: If you put a smirky face, that means that you're

802
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 3: not upset face.

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00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, were you guys talking about out astronaut John Glenn

804
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 5: at any point during your conversation in the coffee shop?

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00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 5: Pretty sure he has a motorcycle. I'm trying to solve

806
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 5: the mystery here who Glenn is. So we have no idea.

807
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 5: Clearly Jacqueline doesn't know. We should probably just call him

808
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 5: and try and see if he picks up and can

809
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 5: give us some answers. Yeah, we will reach out to

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00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 5: this guy Kenny and maybe to his dog Kevin and

811
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 5: get you a second date update right after this. Okay,

812
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 5: all right hold on second date update today, we have

813
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 5: a mystery. We need to solve the mystery of Glenn

814
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 5: and the motorcycle.

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00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 3: Seriously is that?

816
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about this off the air and I

817
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 5: have a theory because who else is notorious for driving

818
00:39:53,600 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 5: a motorcycle around the traveling must his son cruise in

819
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 5: the highways stealing women's hearts at night, just like his

820
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 5: daddy did back in the Yes, I guess we've never

821
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 5: done a double date second date. This is interesting. Roy Jacqueline,

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Speaker 5: would you be up for doing a two four along

823
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 5: with Brooke and Roy? If we can get Kenny to

824
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 5: agree to this.

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00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 13: I'm not sure about.

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Speaker 6: You could turn it down, and I'm also kind of pissed.

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Speaker 6: I get the old guy, Roy, and you get the

828
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Speaker 6: young one.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys can work out an arrangement where

830
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Speaker 5: you could swap halfway through the night or anything goes

831
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Speaker 5: with Roy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's concentrate on Wait, what's the guy's name now.

833
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 5: Chris, No, it's Kenny. You gotta focus on Kenny with

834
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,959
Speaker 5: his dog cabin. Kenny is the one that she met

835
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Speaker 5: when he walked into her coffee shop the other day

836
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Speaker 5: made a comment about her foam art. So let's try

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Speaker 5: and get that connection.

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Speaker 6: Back, because after of that text, about that weird text

839
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Speaker 6: he said about Glenn, this has to be just some

840
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 6: misunderstanding that's happening.

841
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's so random.

842
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 13: Maybe he accidentally texted the wrong person.

843
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 5: Texting Yeah, and maybe he's embarrassed because he feels like

844
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 5: he looked like an idiot. So let's give him a

845
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 5: call and see what he has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

846
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 5: we're looking for Kenny.

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00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 16: Mister Kenny.

848
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 5: Hey, Kenny, nice to meet you. We're a radio show

849
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 11: Hi.

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00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 6: What Yeah, oh man, this is your show, your favorite

852
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 6: radio show.

853
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 5: You're on the radio right now.

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00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 16: Why are you calling me a great question?

855
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing something called a second Date Update

856
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 5: where we try to help our listeners work on their

857
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 5: love connections with people that they meet out world. And

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00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: you were somebody's love connection recently hopefully.

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00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it sounds like you had a nice connection anyway.

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00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 5: It's a girl named Jacqueline. Okay, remember you went to

861
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Speaker 5: a coffee shop and you kind of had a nice

862
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 5: little conversation with a barista there named Jacqueline, and you

863
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 5: made a comment about like her foam art.

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00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe you said it looked like your dog, Kevin.

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00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 16: Yeah, I do that.

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00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 5: I do that a lot. Actually, that's a line.

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Speaker 16: Why I've done that a few times?

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Speaker 5: I mean, it is really funny and unique.

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00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 3: But even if you've done it a few times.

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Speaker 16: Like, yeah, well it's a few times, but you know

871
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 16: it's been more like a few times this week.

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00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 6: Actually, yea, how often.

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Speaker 3: Do you do you drinking that munch coffee? And why?

874
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 6: Like, why even why even ask her to sit with you?

875
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 6: Why even ask if she's single?

876
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 5: If you well, he can't even remember who this is.

877
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 6: But like, if he's doing this all the time, what's

878
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 6: your intention? It's obviously not to like have a relationship.

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00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 16: Well, I'm actually really involved with a social media challenge

880
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 16: right now.

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00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 5: Social media might be part of it. What are you

882
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 5: talking about?

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00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 3: Wait, Jacqueline was part of it.

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Speaker 16: Jacqueline was a part of that, even though you know,

885
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 16: I don't know exactly who she was.

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00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 5: Okay, what tell us? What what is this challenge that

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Speaker 5: you're doing.

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00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 16: It's a it's a challenge to help me be more

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Speaker 16: social and improve my social skills with other people.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say so far talking to you, I'm not

891
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Speaker 6: sure it's working.

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00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean you come off almost like a player,

893
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 10: bro like a social And.

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00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 5: What is the challenge I don't understand.

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00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 16: Well, I have to meet and engage with ten new

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00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 16: people every day that I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

898
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 16: In the video it says that Mauristas are friendly and

899
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 16: easy to talk to. So I send to hit a

900
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 16: lot of coffee.

901
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 5: So you're going to a lot of coffee places just

902
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 5: striking up conversations, hoping to improve your own social skills.

903
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 5: If you're not trying to pick up women necessarily, just

904
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 5: be a better talker.

905
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, she read that totally wrong. You know that. I mean,

906
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 3: like you guys were too smooth. Yeah, but what did

907
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 3: you think when she was texting you? And who the

908
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 3: hell is Glenn?

909
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah? She said, she said, there was a message that

910
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 5: you said about someone named Glenn in his motorcycle. Do

911
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 5: you know what that is?

912
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 11: Yeah?

913
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 16: That was actually meant for someone else if.

914
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 11: I did that.

915
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 17: Yeah, we thought that I.

916
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 16: Was talking to a lot of people at once.

917
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 5: So are you single? Can I ask that?

918
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 16: Yes? I'm single?

919
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 6: Are you wait, are you interested in dating any of

920
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 6: these strangers that you talked.

921
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 5: To or are you just looking for like a million

922
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 5: new friends? Because Brooke bought all of her friends on

923
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: it Instagram, so that probably be an easier route to go.

924
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 5: Just a recommendation.

925
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 3: I know someone who did, but that.

926
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 5: Was what's the goal here?

927
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 7: Love?

928
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 5: We're just friendship.

929
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 16: I can't say I'm not interested in love. I am

930
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 16: interested in love, but I'm really engaged in this challenge

931
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 16: that I'm doing, and I want to see it all

932
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 16: the way through, and I want to finish it. And

933
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 16: it's taken up so much of my time that I

934
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 16: haven't really had any to go out on dates at all.

935
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 5: What is interesting? Okay, how long until you finish it?

936
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 5: How much longer?

937
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,439
Speaker 16: I got a little over three weeks left?

938
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 3: What that's a lie?

939
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 8: Wow?

940
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 6: You you could like meet a waiter at the same

941
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 6: time you're on a date with somebody. Maybe no, try

942
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 6: to you know likes one.

943
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 5: Stone wants you to quit on your challenge. But I

944
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 5: have a better idea. Let's try and keep improving on

945
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 5: your social skills by reconnecting you with that barista Jackelin

946
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 5: because he's on the other line right now wanting to

947
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 5: talk to you.

948
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 16: Oh wow, Okay.

949
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, that's how the segment works. Jacqueline, you're there.

950
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm here.

951
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 3: Jacqueline, how are you feeling. I'm okay, a little disappointed.

952
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 16: I'm you're sorry that we got a misunderstanding going. I mean,

953
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 16: I didn't mean to let it get to that point.

954
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 16: Like I said, I'm just trying to work on my

955
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 16: social skills and complete this challenge.

956
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 11: Yeah.

957
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 16: Just hearing your voice though and thinking about it, it

958
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 16: has taking me back some. He's a lovely girl I

959
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 16: talked to with the blonde, curly hair.

960
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 13: I'm I'm a brunette.

961
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 5: Oh, but it's like a light blonde. Okay, if it

962
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 5: makes you feel any better, Jacqueline Brooke has worked with

963
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 5: people here for years and can't remember their names or

964
00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 5: who they are.

965
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 7: Jo.

966
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 6: If I saw Jeffrey in a grocery store, just walk

967
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 6: right past it, no idea.

968
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 5: I'd walk practice myself if I could.

969
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 13: I have to ask you a question really quick.

970
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, go ahead.

971
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 13: Do you really have a dog best named Kevin like

972
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 13: Kevin from the office.

973
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, I do actually have a dog.

974
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 5: There was a long pause.

975
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 3: Have the dog hold up a newspaper? I need a

976
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 3: picture a minute.

977
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 5: Maybe it's just a social skills kicking. That might have

978
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 5: been part of it, but look, the whole reason that

979
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 5: we do these calls is to try and set you

980
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 5: up on another date. So we would offer to send

981
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 5: you guys out one more time to another restaurant or

982
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 5: maybe another coffee shop, and we would pay for it.

983
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the thing is that you really

984
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 3: need to think about here.

985
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 6: I keep wanting to call you, Kevin Kenny.

986
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: Is the challenge worked?

987
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 6: Like you've you've made real connections, you have someone who

988
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 6: wants to go further. I would say that's winning the

989
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 6: challenge that you wouldn't even need to do the three

990
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 6: weeks because because you've already improved so much, like she

991
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 6: wants to be out with you.

992
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 16: I mean, I'm glad y'all think it's improving my skills

993
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 16: and everything, but uh, yeah, I really want to see

994
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 16: it through to the end. You know, I'm not a quitter.

995
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 5: That doesn't mean you have to say no to the

996
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 5: date though. Yeah, we'll still send you out with Jacqueline

997
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 5: though after your challenge is done in three.

998
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 16: Weeks, Well that might be really nice.

999
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we got to it might be nice.

1000
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 3: Is that Are you willing to wait for that Jacqueline.

1001
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 13: I mean, I still feel like the conversations we've had

1002
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 13: have been good, and even if it just sends that

1003
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 13: being a friend thing i've I'd still like to go

1004
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 13: out in the weeks if you want to.

1005
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, she just wants to be around you,

1006
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 10: no matter what the vibe is.

1007
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 8: Bro.

1008
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: All right, well I'm calling it. This is a successful

1009
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 5: second date up date. We're gonna weekend that too.

1010
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, that sounds awesome.

1011
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 5: Awesome sweet people like this. And by the way, Kenny,

1012
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 5: I just need to ask, do you possibly have a

1013
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 5: father named Roy?

1014
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1015
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 5: Kenny, if you do, tell him to call in for

1016
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 5: a double date update. He'll know what it means. Jeffrey

1017
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 5: in the morning. Man, this is a great example of

1018
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes all you have to do in life

1019
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 5: is just step outside of your comfort zone, try something new,

1020
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 5: and then naturally, love will just find its way in.

1021
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 6: I don't know it's love or friendship or something, but yes, yeah,

1022
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 6: I agree with your sentiment.

1023
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 3: Like I think this was so cute.

1024
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, he was just trying to push himself

1025
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 5: out of his normal comfort zone.

1026
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 3: And he did a great job. Yeah.

1027
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 6: I mean, he has multiple people texted him. I'm guessing

1028
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 6: she's not the only one that thinks that he's flirting

1029
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 6: with her.

1030
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1031
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 10: Probably what I mean, it's funny because he's not trying,

1032
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 10: which makes girls like guys when they don't try to.

1033
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 5: He's literally not trying. He just wants to talk to

1034
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 5: somebody and move on. Yeah.

1035
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 10: So vicariously, girls are like, hello, yeah, playing hard to

1036
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 10: get Yeah.

1037
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 5: I swear it works. Just push yourself out there into

1038
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 5: something you don't normally do. So, Jose, what do you

1039
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 5: think skydiving classes movie? Oh my god, it worked for Kenny.

1040
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1041
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 6: No, I don't think that that's what Kenny.

1042
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 5: Oh great, my girlfriend is gonna see me pee my parents.

1043
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 5: But whatever you want, we can help you out with

1044
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 5: your dating life, at least try to. You can email

1045
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 5: the show at Brooke and Jeffrey. We'll call that person

1046
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 5: who isn't calling you.

1047
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 7: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1048
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 5: Brook. Have you ever had to google the answer to

1049
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 5: something that your kid asked you just so that you

1050
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 5: wouldn't look like an idiot?

1051
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, but my kids know I'm kind of an idiot,

1052
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 6: so it's not like I'm still.

1053
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: Honest with them.

1054
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1055
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 5: When they asked like, Mom, can you google this?

1056
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 3: They don't even ask exactly.

1057
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 5: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. There's a new poll

1058
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 5: updated on the pole. I'd ask thousands of parents with

1059
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 5: children ages six and under, and the average person says

1060
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 5: they can't answer half of the questions that their kid

1061
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 5: asks without looking it up anymore. Wo yeah, I bet

1062
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 5: The most common questions just have to do with the

1063
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 5: things that kids are simply trying to understand about the

1064
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 5: world around right, Like how do planes stay up in

1065
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,240
Speaker 5: the air?

1066
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 7: Mom?

1067
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 3: Magic?

1068
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 7: Oh?

1069
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 5: My dad work for going? He'd like it called left?

1070
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, hit accident when you hit these miles an hour?

1071
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 5: And I'd be like, never mind, dad, you actually retained

1072
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 5: that pretty listening? Or how does a cell phone work? Okay,

1073
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 5: I don't Why does mommy only put on makeup when

1074
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 5: the pool cleaner man comes around the house? Wait a minute,

1075
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 5: Google has no answers. The parents were also asked the

1076
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 5: name of the most interesting question that their child has

1077
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 5: ever asked them, and some of the best ones were

1078
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 5: why don't have eyebrows?

1079
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: They'd be so much more expressive, Yeah.

1080
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 5: Little mister crabs from SpongeBob. Another question, what's faster fire?

1081
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 5: Or dust. It depends.

1082
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with fire. I'm putting my money

1083
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 3: on fire, not even going to google it.

1084
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, why do you want to know the answer to

1085
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 5: that question? Yeah?

1086
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 7: True?

1087
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 5: And finally, why don't babies come out of mommy's mouth?

1088
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be easier?

1089
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 7: Oh?

1090
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 3: Man? Honestly, but it's easy. I'll tell you that much bigger.

1091
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 5: Open Brooke, Why are you doing it the hard way?

1092
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 5: Make it easy on yourself? And it's thanks to questions

1093
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 5: like those and stuff they learn in school. Eighty one

1094
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 5: percent of parents say they'd learn just as much from

1095
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 5: their child as their child learns from math.

1096
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm I tell you, I feel so much smarter post kids.

1097
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: It's like I am going back to elementary school right now.

1098
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1099
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 3: Teacher sending us YouTube videos on how to do long division.

1100
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, let's go.

1101
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 5: Number one place for kids to learn weird stuff to

1102
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 5: teach their mom and dad is during laser stories. Yea,

1103
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 5: So make sure you're listening, kids, it's coming up next.

1104
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's trying to find his niche

1105
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 5: market for his new business.

1106
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 14: Called BCBBBB blood Curdling Baby Bellies, where he'll paint the

1107
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 14: faces of famous horror film villains onto your pregnant tummyl

1108
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 14: I like it right now?

1109
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 5: He can only do Freddy Krueger, Jigsaw, and Jason from

1110
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 5: Friday the thirteenth.

1111
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 3: Can I get an alien baby coming out?

1112
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 14: You know?

1113
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 3: Like give me that's walking on?

1114
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 5: That's so stay tuned for Laser Stories, the segment where

1115
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 5: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

1116
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 5: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. There's other

1117
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 5: scream queens, just don't. This first laser story is out

1118
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 5: of East Texas. A guy named Roderick Jackson is suing

1119
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 5: Walmart and demanding one hundred million dollars.

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00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 3: Wow, that seems reasonable.

1121
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 5: Else for like a ten thousand dollars settlement. Roderick claims

1122
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 5: Walmart violated his civil rights after he was accused of

1123
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 5: shoplifting back in twenty twenty one.

1124
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 3: Well it shouldn't have that stake up shirt then, Roger.

1125
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 5: Well, he claims he was racially profiled, and even though

1126
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 5: they have video evidence of the incident, oh, he says,

1127
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 5: it's not right that it happened.

1128
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 3: He actually shoplifted, he.

1129
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 5: Did, but he was racially profiled when he was caught. So,

1130
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 5: in fact, he's still dealing with the emotional stress from

1131
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 5: when they sent him to jail for it. What way,

1132
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 5: it's Walmart's fault for catching.

1133
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 3: Him, oh said try.

1134
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 5: Roger currently does not have an attorney, so he does it.

1135
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 3: He's doing it on his own.

1136
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 5: This is himself. An attorney would.

1137
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 3: Say he's got too much time in jail.

1138
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 5: But under the lawyer esque letter that he sent to Walmart,

1139
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 5: he added a note in pencil scribbled below that said,

1140
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 5: if you don't give me the hundred million dollars, I

1141
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 5: want the ability to walk into any Walmart for the

1142
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 5: rest of my life and take whatever I want. It's

1143
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 5: more reasonable this out.

1144
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 10: Guys, imagine being able to run up and steal anything.

1145
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 10: Everyone's looking at you like you're crazy, and you're like,

1146
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 10: don't worry, I have a life, I remember, and then

1147
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 10: you run out.

1148
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 5: It feels like it's totally fair.

1149
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 3: You'd have to run if you do it, okay everyone.

1150
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, he might not have much of a case, yeah,

1151
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 5: because he filed a similar lawsuit a few years back

1152
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 5: that got dismissed and Walmart put out a statement saying, yes,

1153
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 5: we know about Roderick's latest attempt to sue us him

1154
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 5: and we will be asking the courts to dismiss any

1155
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 5: claims that are without merit. Again the Rodericks response. He

1156
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 5: also wants Walmart to pay all of his court fees. Man,

1157
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 5: what's it like to be a Walmart lawyer in all

1158
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 5: the cramp that you have to deal with every single ye,

1159
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 5: it's pretty easy.

1160
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 10: It's just like, yeah, dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

1161
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 3: There's a lot of you too. Yeah.

1162
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 5: This next Lazer stories out of Bellevue, Nebraska, yesterday, the

1163
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 5: local police department had to make a rather odd announcement online.

1164
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 5: It read, if you live in old town Bellevue and

1165
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 5: are currently pouring gas onto the snow and trying to

1166
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 5: light it on fire as a form of snow removal,

1167
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 5: you cannot do that. You started that, They added, our

1168
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 5: officers are on the way to talk to you now, and.

1169
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 3: That is like the most expensive form of snow.

1170
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 5: There aren't any further details, but it doesn't sound like

1171
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 5: anybody was hurt. But it also didn't say if the

1172
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 5: person would get in trouble for doing it, But many

1173
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 5: other people commented saying a lot of their neighbors were

1174
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 5: actually gonna try it now.

1175
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 10: Because of the post, Like someone like, Hey, I'm gonna

1176
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 10: go get the iceches off the room.

1177
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 5: Hey mag get the fly thrower. Yeah, I never thought

1178
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 5: of doing that before.

1179
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 6: It always works out well when people use flamethrowers to

1180
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 6: kill spiders, So I don't understand that would.

1181
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 3: Be an issue impossible.

1182
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 5: When contacted, the police just reiterated that setting snow on

1183
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 5: fire is a bad idea, although a few years ago

1184
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 5: someone did post the video of themselves using a flamethrower

1185
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 5: to clear out their driveway dressed as Eddie from Christmas vacation,

1186
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 5: and because of the costume that was pretty dope.

1187
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 3: Police department actually liked that.

1188
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 5: Okay, this next lazer stories out of life on the

1189
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 5: Open Road. The federal government's ordering states to stop putting

1190
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 5: funny messages on highway sides.

1191
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm so rys federal government such a buzz kick.

1192
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 5: Sometimes for wondering. We're talking about the light up ones

1193
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 5: that normally say things like buckle up or don't drink

1194
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 5: and drive. Well, a lot of places have tried to

1195
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 5: get more creative with other versions that say visiting in laws,

1196
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 5: slow down, get.

1197
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 3: There late, But that would actually be effective.

1198
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 5: A little bit of a catch twenty two because studies

1199
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 5: have shown that messages which include humor or pop culture

1200
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 5: references can be good because they're more likely to remember them,

1201
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 5: but they can also be more dangerous because they take

1202
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 5: longer to read, and they cause more crashes because of

1203
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 5: distracted driving.

1204
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 3: Because people try and take pictures post on social media

1205
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 3: and go viral.

1206
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,439
Speaker 5: Or like when you listen to our show, you laugh

1207
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 5: so hard you close your eyes. The next thing you know,

1208
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 5: big accident.

1209
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 3: I don't know that I've ever laughed so hard at

1210
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 3: a roadside.

1211
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 5: Well, I just don't get it. And I'm thinking for

1212
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 5: so long because of all the problems we just mentioned,

1213
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 5: they're going away.

1214
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 3: Somebody hacked the system.

1215
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 5: Let's get some messages. Not until we go over the top.

1216
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 5: Funniest highway messages that we've ever seen?

1217
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 3: All right, mom, Live highway messages number seven.

1218
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 5: What's worse than pineapple on pizza? A car wreck that

1219
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 5: was a cable road side? Somebody?

1220
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: How much space do these road signs have? I mean,

1221
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 3: I know they're reader boards, but at some point don't

1222
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 3: they run out of letters?

1223
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 5: A scroll options number six, A texting and driving one

1224
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 5: simply said get your head out of your apps. I

1225
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 5: like that one Horsbrook like said. Number five. One sign

1226
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 5: read there's four eyes in Mississippi two eyes on the road?

1227
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 6: Is the federal government actually shutting this down because the

1228
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 6: humor is that bad?

1229
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 5: Bad joke? I think Kevin Hart made them shut it

1230
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 5: down because he's worried they're coming after his job.

1231
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 3: Okay, what do we got next?

1232
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 5: These are the funniest highway signs that are now banned

1233
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 5: from being on the roads. Number four Baby Yoda uses

1234
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 5: the force, but yours still needs a car seat. I'll

1235
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 5: go Number three on the fourth of July one red

1236
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 5: don't drive, stars spangled hammered because hammered and banner almost ryot.

1237
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:53,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1238
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 5: Number two. There was a few that embraced the new

1239
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 5: England accent. That's say use you a bla and go

1240
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 5: the extra yad this weekend drive so by agg Pack

1241
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 5: and one of the funniest highway messages from last year

1242
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 5: used a Ghostbusters reference that said, who are you gonna

1243
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 5: call nobody? You're driving?

1244
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

1245
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 5: I know this guy appreciates it when you slow down

1246
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 5: go too fast, he keeps getting rugburns, foot off the accelerator.

1247
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 5: That now means laser stories has come to an end

1248
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 5: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time.

1249
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 7: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1250
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 5: So far Brook has only lost one time this year.

1251
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 5: But for some reason, I just have this gut feeling

1252
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 5: that it's gonna happen again today in the studio. Wants

1253
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 5: to bet me because I'm the lost column digital Jake

1254
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 5: Jose Is anybody for Brook this morning? Let me get

1255
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 5: sports better? I take the over on Brooks. Sorry, you're

1256
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 5: you're gonna go with Brook.

1257
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 3: He's always got my bet.

1258
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 5: Loser has to trade pants with Brook for the rest

1259
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 5: of the day, all right, can get some tighter pants.

1260
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 6: No, it is my rule that I will never trade

1261
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 6: pants with a man because I'm always concerned that mine

1262
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 6: will be too.

1263
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 5: Well shirts, some sort of article of clothing. So let's

1264
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 5: meet today's challenger. His name is Mark, and this is

1265
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 5: a fair bet because overall he is one and one

1266
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 5: against Brook all time. Good.

1267
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 3: But what's his pants size? That's what I actually want

1268
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 3: to know.

1269
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 5: Mark, Where are you at with that.

1270
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 3: It's going to be tight?

1271
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 5: Mark? What's your confidence level going into today's game eight?

1272
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 3: Alright? He seemed like a calm man.

1273
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 5: He's in a good mood. He's in high spirit. So

1274
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 5: let's send Brook out of the studio and while he leaves, Mark,

1275
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 5: you know the game works. He got their seconds. Answer

1276
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1277
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 5: you can say past. But you do have to beat

1278
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 5: Brook outright to win. Are you ready? Let's go for it?

1279
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 5: All right, I'm on your side here, Let's beat Brook

1280
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 5: your time. I'm sorry, but I'm not on your side.

1281
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: Mark.

1282
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 5: I have a bet on the important people in this

1283
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 5: room are on your side. Your time starts now. Jim

1284
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 5: Carrey celebrates a birthday today? Is he in his fifties

1285
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 5: or sixties? Art that's entirely made up of small pieces

1286
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 5: of glass is called what.

1287
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 7: Pa?

1288
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 5: What is the national sport of Japan? I'll think which

1289
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 5: country was founded first? The US or Australia. Australia designed

1290
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 5: to be deleted is the tagline for what dating app?

1291
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 5: Who is the only president to receive a purple heart?

1292
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 5: All right? Good work?

1293
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 3: Mark?

1294
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 5: Well, I mean those were tough questions and I'm reading

1295
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 5: them and I can see the answers in front of me,

1296
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 5: and I still think that you shouldn't say you're like top.

1297
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 10: And then she's gonna get a bunch right, and then

1298
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 10: you're gonna look like a fool.

1299
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 5: I will see. I'm still pretty comp I think I

1300
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 5: just came in and I don't like it. Now I'm

1301
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 5: looking at my phone screener here and Mark says in

1302
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 5: twenty twenty four, his focus is on shoulder issues. Are

1303
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 5: you trying to get some or get rid of them?

1304
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 5: It's not clear on the screen. Are here out to people?

1305
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1306
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 5: Well, what's with you and shoulder issues?

1307
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 3: I just need a heal.

1308
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 5: That's probably a rotator, got it?

1309
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: Okay, that's time and age.

1310
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 5: We'll get you every time exactly. All right, Brooks, your turn?

1311
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1312
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 11: God?

1313
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 3: Both my shoulders so great. Not to rub it in,

1314
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 3: rub it in, but wow, I'm loose and ready yourself.

1315
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,439
Speaker 5: Get that shirt, ready to trade? Your time starts now.

1316
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his

1317
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 5: fifties or sixties?

1318
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 3: Fifties?

1319
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 5: Art that's entirely made up of small pieces of glass

1320
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:58,439
Speaker 5: is called what? What is the national sport of Japan? Base?

1321
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 5: Which country was founded first? US or Australia. Australia Designed

1322
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 5: to be deleted is the tagline for which dating app Tinder.

1323
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 5: Who is the only president to receive the purple heart.

1324
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 3: Oh god, Carter, what is I don't know, why is

1325
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 3: that funny? Is it gonna be Roosevelt?

1326
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 9: It's always Jim Carter.

1327
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 3: Carter always does all the good things, right.

1328
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 5: Put him in there the scoreboard and see how you

1329
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 5: all did with Jose Holy crap. I don't need this.

1330
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 7: March.

1331
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 5: I'm betting against you today. So I wanted you to

1332
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 5: get a little scoring and you got one, I know.

1333
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 3: And Brooke give me two.

1334
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 5: Down, yeah, barn Burner today. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to

1335
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 5: beat brook here Mark, But let's go over the answers.

1336
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey has a birthday today. He is in his sixties,

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Speaker 5: turning sixty two years old. Art that's entirely made up

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Speaker 5: a small piece of glasses called a mosaic. The national

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Speaker 5: sport of Japan is sumo wrestling. Good catch. Yeah. Between

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Speaker 5: the US and Australia, the US was founded first in

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Speaker 5: seventeen seventy six. Australia wasn't a country till nineteen oh one.

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Speaker 5: So weird.

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Speaker 3: I think it's crazy. It's just a continent.

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Speaker 5: Its continent designed to be deleted as the tagline for

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Speaker 5: the dating app Hinge and the only president to ever

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Speaker 5: receive the Purple Heart was John F. Kennedy, who entered

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Speaker 5: his back in the navy when his boat collided with

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Speaker 5: an enemy's boat in battle. Interesting, okay, kind of the

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Speaker 5: same way Mark got his shoulder issues. Well, we can't

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Speaker 5: give you a whole lot on this show. I wish

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Speaker 5: we could give you a purple heart just for participating.

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Speaker 5: But what we will do is send you a fifty

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Speaker 5: dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use your

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Speaker 5: Gift Card Day on Saturday, January twenty first, you could

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Speaker 5: treat yourself to something nice. Well, thank you, Mark.

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Speaker 3: Did you learn anything from your missteps here today?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're pretty tough.

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Speaker 11: Love that you're good.

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Speaker 16: Continues.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be back.

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Speaker 5: We'll do Windbrooks Bucks the same time

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Speaker 7: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.