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How are you doing tonight? 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.920 Ah? Man, I'm doing uh pretty all right. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:13.280 Man. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.160 I'm I'm here to talk to some people on the 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:22.959 phone and be a lizard and learn about folks in 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:28.280 the world who aren't me, And uh, you aren't me. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:33.160 You're a your brandon. You're a separate entity from I, 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:36.240 and I would love to know what's going on with you. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.720 Is there a thing in particular that you called in 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.200 to talk about? It's okay if. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.480 Not there is, I commented in your chat. So me 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.319 and my girlfriend are burt both currently crippled right now. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.120 You and your girlfriend are crippled right now? 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.600 Yes? 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.800 What what are you? What are you crippled with? 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.840 So I'm pretty sure I just tore my ACL and 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.880 my m CL again, do you want to see yours? 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:10.280 And she's just having lady problems. We're gonna just put 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:10.720 it like that. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.200 She's having her she's what does that means? She having 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.000 her period? Because I don't know if that counts as 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:17.679 being crippled. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.040 No, it's gynecologists though. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:27.560 Okay, she has a broken vagina? Yes, how did you 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.200 is she? Can I talk to her real quick? 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:30.880 Yeah? She can hear you. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:39.960 Hey, what's your name, Megan? How did you break your vagina? 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:46.080 So I get these types of CIS and basically I've 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:51.919 had to get it cut open about five times and uh, so, yeah, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:55.399 I can't get out of bed because yeah, I don't 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.280 want to get super into it. But it's really fucked up, Like, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:02:59.440 it's really fucked up. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.040 What is so? Is so it's a cyst? Is it 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.679 inside of your vagina? 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:04.560 Yes? 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.840 That sounds crazy. But wait, so when you cut open 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.119 as cyst on the inside of your vagina, you're creating 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:18.000 a vagina inside of your vagina. Yes, vaginaception, it's vagina exception. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.560 I'm gonna get asked too. I'm not joking. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.239 No, I don't think this is something you would joke about. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.240 Do you want to? 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:27.799 If you want to look it up, it's called a 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:29.320 barcelon cyst. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.920 You know what, I don't you know what? 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:31.200 Fuck? 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.079 I don't care. I'll yeah. How do you spell it? 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:40.400 B A R T H O L I and cyst? 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:45.800 Bartholin cyst? All right? Do I dare click images? Well, 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:50.280 I'm an adult, so I can handle it. Oh, okay, 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.400 so I'm saying this, Okay, you know what? This kind 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.200 of looks like This kind of looks like a p 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:55.240 and a pod. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:56.560 True. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.520 True, And it's. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:02.680 On the inside of a but oh this looks incredibly painful. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.040 How did you when did you find out that you 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:04.400 had this. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.000 I've been having them for about a year. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:12.760 You've been having them, there's been multiple bar Yes, Bart Simpson, 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.559 I'm gonna call them Bart Simpsons. I'm sorry say that again. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.919 I've had five on the right and two on the left. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.640 You had five of the You had five of these 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:27.000 motherfuckers like at a time. You had seven at. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.920 A time, not at a time throughout the year. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:34.880 Oh my god, how have you not killed yourself already? 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:36.720 Smoking some weed? 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:41.040 Okay? 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:42.840 Do you have like a where do you what? What's 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:44.720 what state do you live in? 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:46.000 Texas? 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:51.560 Uh? Do you do you get medical marijuana for? Is 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.480 that like a no? Dude, come on, if they see look, 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:58.040 if you show the weed card guy, the giant cyst 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.000 on your vagina, he's got to give you some weed. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:03.720 I fucking hope. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.400 Does it help with the pain? Yeah? 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:12.560 I was high last one. I have high for a week. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.240 You were high for Oh you you were high for 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.120 like that whole week? 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:16.960 Yes? 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.599 So when have you ever had multiple of them on 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.159 there at a time or is it just one? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:23.680 No? 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:30.040 Just like it looks like like I had like balls. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.000 It looks like your vagina has balls. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.440 Yeah? 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.320 Man, how big was this cyst that it looked like 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.760 a ball is. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.640 The size of a golfbel Oh my god. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:46.480 Now let me ask you, and look, I'm sorry, I'm 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.039 asking you to tell me a lot about this because 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:48.800 I'm curious. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.840 But well, it's not a thing that's known a why 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.440 about side? You know, I'm happy to share about it. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:59.880 You're spreading awareness some something. Listen, somebody is listening to 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.400 this podcast right now and going, oh, that's what that 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.840 is on my vagina. I should go see a doctor 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.279 about that. I mean, you know, and you're saving that 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:11.160 person's life by being open about this. So you're a hero. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.320 What can I does it? Do you guys still have 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:20.480 sex even with the thing? No? I assume it makes 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:26.760 sex very painful. Yes, what did he just say? 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:28.760 Being an asshole? 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.640 Is your kind of cologist a guy or a girl? 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:34.839 It's a girl. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:35.880 Okay. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.400 So I had gone today and there was my best 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:45.040 friend who's gay, and then I had the doctor, then 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.680 I had the nurse, and then I had a person 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.359 who was learning in the room as well. So I 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.599 had like four people looking at my vagina at the 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:52.120 same time. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.320 You had an audience for this thing. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.560 I'm mean, at that point it hurts so bad you 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:02.040 don't care. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.919 I mean it is kind of a I mean it. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.800 I mean I'm looking at it right now. I mean 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.840 I'm not yours. I'm not looking at yours, but I'm 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:12.000 looking at a vagina with a cyst on it, and 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.720 it is it is kind of a spectacle. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:19.080 Yeah, it's fuck, it's really fucky. And there's no cure 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:20.640 for it. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:21.560 Is it cutting it open? 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:21.920 The cure? 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.480 I'm like the want of educating you right now. So 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.400 there's this thing called a word capitter that basically fills 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.200 in the hole for about four weeks and so and 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.000 your body healed from the inside out. So it's trying 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.760 to clear it. But since they haven't done research on 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.880 women's bodies until about the seventies, they don't know the cause, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.840 they don't know how to stop it, and like the 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.880 most extreme is to remove both the glands through surgery. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.640 Is that true that they didn't do medical research on 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.080 female bodies until when nineteen seventy? 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:57.320 Yeah? 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.239 About huh, like in depth? 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.920 So, uh, when here's the thing. When they cut off 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.160 the cyst, what do they do with it? 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.120 No, they'll cut it off, they like drain it. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:19.840 Oh, okay, what do they do with the puss. Do 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.520 you think that's do you do you think that's any 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:26.880 guy's like thing? Like, there's there's gotta be some guy 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.440 out there who's bart thought bart bart what is it called? 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.559 Well, what's that thing where it's like there's. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.120 A porn for anything, there's a Yeah, there's some guy 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:43.480 out there who's a bartisianal cyst puss guy, like it's 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.360 his dream to use the pus from a bartisanal cyst 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.960 as lube. Sorry, I don't know why I'm just saying 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.880 these things. I don't know. I'm not saying that's me. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:57.280 I'm saying that there's you. You said it yourself. Hold 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:00.480 on you, hold on, hold on, hold on, you said yourself. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.360 If it exists as part of it, you brought that. No, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.520 I'm guessing right now. No, No, I was. I was. This 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:09.040 was one hundred percent my idea. Will take the blame 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:10.320 for bringing this up. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.120 Hey, we give you money, we can do you show 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:12.680 in Dallas. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:14.640 Came to my show in Dallas. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.400 That was our first date and we are dating now, 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.160 so I owe you a thank you. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.840 But that was your first date. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.520 Yeah, Hey, it was phenomenal in my opinion, she said, 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.840 that was the best day she's ever been on. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.440 Oh really? Well, well, okay, what did you Was that 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.679 because your boyfriend was being all cool and slick or 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:38.520 did you just like the show or both both? 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.240 And we got roman afterwards. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.880 That sounds fun. I'm glad you guys liked it. Yeah, 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.320 that was that was fun. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.439 The guy talking about netting on an ant who. 0:09:49.720 --> 0:10:00.440 Yeah, I do remember that guy talking about poor ans Man. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.559 This is that, you know, I make it. This is 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.880 a great ad for the tour. Just making a passing 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:05.840 comment about the guys. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:06.880 Everyone everyone goes. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:07.400 It's funny. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:11.319 Everyone's got to go. It builds relationships. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:15.360 Well, so, okay, so when that was, that was kind 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:20.880 of recent, right, Like, so you guys are there's a 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.520 month ago. Well, I'm not gonna lie. You guys sound 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:25.839 like you've been dating. I mean, look, you've been through 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:30.559 a lot together. Trauma. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.840 Seven hundred milligrams of stuff drained out of his knee yesterday. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.800 Actually okay, all right, so let's talk about you. And 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.720 so you have like a kne cist. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.800 Okay, so you have a bunch of tendons that are 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.120 inside your knee that hold your knee in place and 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:53.280 allows it to move, and they're really common pairs within athletes. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.760 And I had surgery on it last year around this time. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.000 Something playing flag football. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:00.760 Sure not. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:08.120 Playing flag football the inter real sports for our college. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.920 I you know what I gotta say, though, Like, here's 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.199 the thing, even though you torir racl, you can never 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:20.280 complain to her because her like look, but hers is 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:21.160 way worse. 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:23.280 Yeah, I know, I've already told her that. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.800 So what have you guys been doing? I mean you guys, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.920 I mean, can you guys? Can either of you walk? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:38.800 So I just hurt my knee this last Friday, so 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.800 I've just been having the rewalk. I'm just off the 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.920 crutches now and I just kind of limp around with 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.520 a really big brace. And she can't really walk very 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.679 well today. So it was me limping around in her 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:55.400 kitchen cooking her dinner tonight, but last weekend it was 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.080 her cooking dinner for me. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.760 That's sweet. You guys really are trauma bonding with all 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:06.760 the stuff that there's enough puss being drained out of 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.960 both of you guys to make the guy with the 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:13.760 vagina cist fetish and some girl with a kneist fetish 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.040 very happy. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.040 We could make money. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.880 You could, but you'd probably is that legal? That's got 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.880 to be illegal right to sell? Actually, you guys want 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:30.959 to fund I I I a long time, maybe like 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:34.200 a couple of years ago. I sold my bath water 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.480 on my website, theret gecko dot com, and in doing 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.960 so I had to look up the legality of selling 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.560 bodily fluids because you know, like there were flakes of 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:47.040 skin and hair in there, and I think you can't, 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.240 Like you can't sell piss or blood over with shopify, 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.560 but I think bathwater is okay, and I would I don't. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.959 You probably can't sell your puss on the internet. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:01.000 I saw a lady today sell bags of her burps 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:01.920 for fifty. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.640 Dollars bags of burps? Where did you see that? 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.520 On tick cook? She also sold her cast one time 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.160 for fifteen thousand dollars. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:11.800 Her cast. 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.160 Yeah, she had broken her leg and she's got it 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:19.120 when it was healed. She gave the sold the cast 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.400 of the guys for fifteen thousand dollars. 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:24.720 What do you what do you think about that? Do 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:28.840 you think that that's sad or do you think that's happy? 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.640 I think that's honestly kind of baller, just. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:35.960 A bird, No, I mean like, is it like, is 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.160 it a set? Do you think it's oh for the guy, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:43.640 for the well, both of them. Look, that transaction would 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:47.679 not have transpired were it not mutually agreed upon by 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.120 both parties to be beneficial. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.319 Was she's a dominatrix? 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:58.120 All right? So he probably had I do you think 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.040 he's like jacking off, like rubbing the cast on his dick? 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:01.640 What he's doing? 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:02.160 Yeah? 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:07.079 Oh yeah, you see know look you say and you've 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.040 been you guys have been saying, but look it probably 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.360 it made it probably made that guy very happy to 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.199 jerk off onto this girl's sweaty cast, and it probably 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.240 made her very happy to sell it for fifteen dollars. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.120 I think that's a great I think that's a beautiful story. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:26.240 It makes people like will make fucking comments on the 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.360 internet and be like, oh this is people. Guys are 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.120 paying fifteen thousand dollars for a girl's cast. What does 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.920 society come to? I think that's a I think that's 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:39.400 a happy story of two people really getting what they 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.840 wanted out of life. I think it's a beautiful thing. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.840 You know what, that's true? 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.280 Understanding, man, So you guys have only been together for 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.000 a month, where did you guys meet each other? 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:57.000 I think Kim's Actually, did. 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.880 You guys both know about me? Before going to the 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:00.840 one of you? 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:00.960 Like? 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.600 No, I was listening about you. He watched you more 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.000 than I did. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:09.280 I watch you a lot. I love the podcast. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:10.240 What do You? 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:10.440 What? 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.480 Did did you guys go on a second date? What 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:13.920 was the second date? Was it to the guy in 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:18.400 the collegist office? What did we do? 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:21.440 I think we just hung out in myth place? 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:23.280 We did? 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.560 I don't even know there. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.120 We've been hanging out like every day since, so we're 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:32.840 not even sure. 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:36.240 Oh that's so nice. That's so nice. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.760 What she was in my class last semester. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:44.600 Oh yeah, that's another thing. We had a big lecture together. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.320 It was like one hundred and seventy people, and I said, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.080 like seven rows behind her, and I noticed her because 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:53.680 she's covered and she has twenty tattoos, and I noticed 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.760 her and I thought she was really pretty. But I 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:57.440 was too scared to ever go up and say anything 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:00.240 because I'm awkward at first. But you know what ended 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:00.800 up working out. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:05.560 You guys are in college. Yeah, in my head, I 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.600 don't know why, but in my head, I imagine you 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.680 guys both being like thirty five years old. 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:11.840 No, she's twenty one. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:17.240 I'm twenty all right, Well, how did you what do you? 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.680 Guys go to school for a psychology with. 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.640 A minor and human services and I'm a marketing. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:27.640 Major psychology with it. What is human services? 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:28.000 You know? 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:29.360 Like social workers? 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:30.040 Yeah? 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.720 Kind of like the it's it's just an auto. I'm 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.840 trying to get my masthew's degree for therapy for teens 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:36.880 and young adults. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.560 I like that. Do you think that the pain that 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.800 you were going through now is somehow like like do 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:48.800 you think it will brace you for the hardships that 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.360 people come to you with? Well? 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:56.280 Yeah, so one thing I've learned is like therapists need therapist. Yeah, 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:00.400 so I feel like I understand more because I the 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.040 reason I picked that age grip is when I really 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:05.240 really struggle as a teenagers, so I felt like I 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.199 could connect with people's so well about that? 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.719 I like that, man, I like that. What are you like? 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.320 So you want to be like a talk therapist? 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.480 Yeah? 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.840 Nice? And what do you what do. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:18.800 You want with the degree? 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.399 Me with a degree, I hope I I for your sake, 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:27.600 I hope you achieve far greater than being just me 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:32.119 with a degree and you want to be Are you 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.840 trying to be like the social media manager for Taco Bell? 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:35.520 What's your deal? 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.840 Honestly, No, I'm trying to work for you, gig. I'm 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.720 trying to be your marketing major. I'm trying to get you. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.520 I'm trying to book you shows. I'm gonna put you 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.400 on I'm gonna work on your social media account. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:51.200 How do you what's your what's give me a give 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:55.000 me a gorilla marketing plan to get people to come, uh, 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:59.000 to get more people to listen to this podcast. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.840 Yeah, we're gonna get some get condoms rolling out. We're 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.639 gonna go throw them all around the streets. We're gonna 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:06.840 get more TikTok ads going around. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:08.639 By the way, the condom things sounded like it was 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:09.199 her idea. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:16.600 Yeah, we're a team here, We're a team here. But 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:19.560 I would stick to social media because most of the 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:21.520 people we met at your shows all found you on 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:25.520 social media. And then one of my favorite YouTube videos 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:26.200 that you did is. 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.199 When you it'd be weird if somebody said that they 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:29.440 found me through a condom. 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:32.520 I think that'd be a great way to find you. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.560 Weird thinking about you. 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:38.840 And yeah, that's why it's just my face like that 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:42.760 get stare emo is the wrapper. The actual kindom is 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:49.360 like scent, like sweaty mild. Yeah what what what you 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.000 You were about to say something about a YouTube video. 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.840 You're doing great with the YouTube videos, with the travels. 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.000 Like my favorite YouTube videos is when you had a 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.840 midlife crisis and you went to Guatemala. 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:03.439 Yeah, man, fuck, I you know I have I I 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:05.960 went to Japan and I shot all this cool stuff 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:07.879 and I want to edit it. I got That's what 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.640 I wanted. My macro focus for this year is this tour, 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:12.919 and then I think next year I'm gonna be doing 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.360 a lot more like of that. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:15.920 Kind of ship. 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:18.480 Yeah, I gotta dude, I gotta DM. I don't know 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.199 if I talked about this fort I got a DM 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:24.040 from some guy on Instagram being like, hey, man, I 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:27.680 live in Pakistan. You should come through and we'll hang 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:31.160 out and I'll show you around and look. I didn't respond, 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:33.680 but a part of me was like, fuck, man, I 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:35.720 could just go to Pakistan and film a little video. 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:36.679 I don't know what that would be like. 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:42.480 I would love to travel the world personally. So that 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.480 sounds like you haven't made. 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.879 Well I don't know if well. Look the second that 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:50.240 you know I'm staring at a condom with my face 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.640 on it is when I will, I will, I will 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:56.480 declare myself having had it made. Well, I'm you know. Look, 0:19:56.600 --> 0:20:00.199 here's the thing, here's the thing. Yes, I have, I 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:05.000 traveled to Guatemala, I'm doing shows all around the universe. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.920 But you know what, stuff like this, the fact that this, 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:13.880 this humble little podcast was able to create just such 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.359 a such a beautiful budding romance, it warms my hearts. 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.200 So thank you guys for calling in and sharing. 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:21.520 This and no gig. 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.320 I've been calling for probably the past year and I've 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:25.879 never got in, so this is great. 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:28.520 What is what are both of your guys names? Again, 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:33.600 Brandon and Meghan Megan. I say this with full sincerity. 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:35.760 I am sorry about your vagina. 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:37.080 Thank you. 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:41.520 I appreciate it, and I would like to announce the chat. 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:48.560 This was not my fault. What was what faults for vagina? 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:49.879 I did not cause it? 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:54.280 Oh wait, we're people were people in the chat saying 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:55.560 that you somehow. 0:20:56.000 --> 0:21:02.800 Blew us a few I'm from basketball. 0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:04.320 Okay, because I was gonna say if you guys were 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:09.200 doing some kind of weird, like what's it called Karma 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:12.920 Sutra pose where you were impaling her vagina with your 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:18.040 sister knee and see somehow called it from man? I 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:21.280 you know. I mean, you guys are adults, live your life. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:23.280 Is there anything else you guys want to say? Is 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:26.240 to the people of the computer before we go on. 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:31.000 GEG Greens relationships together. Guys go to a GEG show 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:32.359 and you're going to meet a girl. 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:34.920 That's all I gotta say in it. Go ahead. 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:38.439 I can't I can't guarantee that, but it's perfect. Get 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:39.720 any final thoughts? 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:41.200 Mm hmm. 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:41.960 Thank you Greg. 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:44.359 Hey, you guys take care. Thank you very much for calling. 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:46.359 Have good night you two. 0:21:53.320 --> 0:21:56.880 Hello, Hey, oh my god. 0:21:56.920 --> 0:21:57.800 Hello, how are you? 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:01.000 I'm doing pretty good? Man, how are you? 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:08.280 I'm great. Emily wouldn't believe it, Emily calling to her now? 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:10.560 Yeah, Who's who's Emily? 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:14.280 Ema? That's my girlfriend. I've been talking. I started get 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.480 Indie recently. I've always been telling you about her, and 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:17.679 I try to get her to listen to you. But 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:19.479 she said it was like nonsense or something, So I 0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:22.119 say that love. 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:26.560 Oh, professor, Look I'm not I'm not offended by you 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:28.639 saying it's not. I don't know. If she can hear me, 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:31.040 she can talk to her real quick. Can I talk 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:31.760 to her real quick? 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:32.320 Yeah? 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:37.040 Here, Hello, I'm not offended that you said it was nonsense. 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:40.640 You don't have it's okay, I don't it's sometimes is nonsense. 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:41.439 I agree with you. 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:48.560 Sometimes it is nonsense, but it's whatever. Like I don't mind. 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:55.800 All right, I don't watch it a lot anymore. 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:59.080 Did it did it devolve into nonsense? Did it start? 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:04.080 Since that's what he took out of the conversation. 0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:06.400 Tell what what? What was the conversation? 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:07.359 I tried. 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:09.480 I tried to play you. We were out one time 0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:11.520 and I was in the car and I said, oh, 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:13.200 let's listen to therapy. Get go on the way home. 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:14.840 And she said something like, I don't want to listen 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:16.800 to some gecko talk about some nonsense. 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:22.360 Yeah, And by the way, that's that's I know. I'm 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:26.240 not offended by that. That's the most That's so fair, okay, 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:30.560 because look, I'm a gecko and I'm talking about nonsense 0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:35.639 all the time. I'm I am blessed with the fact 0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:39.520 that enough people exist in the universe that want to 0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:43.360 hear a gecko talk about nonsense that I am afforded 0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:46.160 the ability to do this. But I would be insane 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.680 to think that everybody in the universe wants to hear 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:50.720 a gecko talk about nonsense all the time. So I 0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:52.000 get I'm not offended. 0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:55.560 It's it's you know, it's it's reluctive. I understand. 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:58.520 At the point in time, I'd rather listen to music 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:01.040 and not a podcast when we're on our way to 0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:01.720 get grocery. 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:05.119 You know, I can sing. Do you want me to 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.119 sing more in the podcast? And then maybe you'd want 0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:07.880 to listen to it more. 0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:11.480 I mean, don't do stuff for me, but that would 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:12.040 be what's. 0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.440 Your favorite what's your favorite song? I'll sing it right now. 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:20.520 Oh god, that's a that's a hard question. You can't 0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:21.760 put me on the spot like that. 0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:23.000 Just what's the song you like? 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:23.159 Now? 0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:25.280 What's the song you've been listening to? I'll sing it. 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:31.680 What's the song Michael Zipper by Brackhampton. 0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:34.919 I don't know what the fuck that is? So anyway, 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:35.920 I am. 0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:37.080 I okay, go ahead, go ahead. 0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:40.639 What do you know? You you were the one that 0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:42.320 called me, You tell me what you wanted to talk about. 0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.920 Well, I guess there's a couple different things. I could 0:24:45.920 --> 0:24:49.040 always talk I mean, well, I guess essentially mentioned groceries. 0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:50.600 I can talk to you about one problem I've been 0:24:50.640 --> 0:24:53.399 having that people in my life, including my girlfriend, and 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:56.480 getting upset with me about. Then you can give me 0:24:56.560 --> 0:24:59.560 your two cents. So I think I have a slight 0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:03.200 addiction to stealing from the grocery store. 0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:08.760 Ah, you're a klecto. Yeah, what are you stealing? 0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:12.159 Pretty much all the food we get? So, like my 0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:15.960 problem is, uh, I don't go grocery shopping until we're 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.640 like out of everything because I'm lazy. And the grocery 0:25:19.640 --> 0:25:23.280 store which shall remain nameless, that I've been going to 0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:27.439 near my house, I noticed that, like the staff is 0:25:27.640 --> 0:25:30.680 very very low staff, very young staff that doesn't really 0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:32.440 care as to what's going on. So I figured I 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:35.639 can just totally scan two or three cheap things and 0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:37.200 be on my way. And that's what I've been doing. 0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:40.720 And I save about eighty to ninety dollars every grocery trip. 0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:43.480 And you know, grocery shit's expensive now now, Yeah, you 0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:44.399 know I like that. 0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:47.760 I like that You've the way that you've phrased it 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:52.359 is amazing. You're like, I save eighty I've saved eighty 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:55.359 to ninety dollars per grocery trip instead of saying I 0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:59.280 steal eighty to ninety dollars worth of stuff every grocery trip. 0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:02.959 Well, you know, it's it's I think it's just one 0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:05.680 of those one of those things where I mean, we're nineteen, 0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:09.200 we only just moved into this apartment about six months 0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:12.200 ago ish, and you know, money can get tight sometimes 0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:13.720 and you gotta say, you gotta do what you gotta do. 0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:16.199 And you know, I mean, I don't is it a 0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:17.560 problem that I don't feel bad? 0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.320 Well, I look, I'm not gonna judge you. I don't 0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:22.359 you know, well, okay, you don't feel about what are you? 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:24.320 What are you stealing? And by the way, there's the 0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:30.199 thing is I've never I dude, I've never understood like 0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:38.040 it should theoretically, theoretically it should be so fucking easy 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:44.760 to steal from stores, right because nobody, like nobody in 0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:47.760 the grocery store at the time that you're stealing shit, 0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:57.080 has any true like steak in whether or not people steal, 0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:00.560 like the like the person who's getting paid minimum wage 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:04.160 to bag your groceries, What the fuck do they care 0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:06.879 if you steal anything, right, Like it doesn't come out 0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:10.439 of their paycheck. They're not, you know, I don't know 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:14.480 if they they the grocery store gives them stock options 0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:17.160 or whatever, so I don't they To me, I would 0:27:17.160 --> 0:27:19.320 think they have no level of investment as to whether 0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:22.960 or not you steal, So it should theoretically be super easy. 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:27.240 I've never understood, like, you know, like if I worked 0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.040 at like best Buy, I'd let people steal TVs all 0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:31.680 the time. Who what do I give a fuck? 0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:34.520 Right, Yeah, there's no reason to play hero. You're not 0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:35.640 You're not gonna get any more money. 0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:40.159 Yeah, all right, So what I mean, tell me what 0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:40.760 are you stealing? 0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.320 Pretty much all the necessities you need when you go 0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:46.840 grocery store. I mean, you know, all of our frozen foods, 0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:49.960 all the foods we get. We just I just got yesterday. 0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:52.240 I went and I got a like toilet paper and 0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:55.800 like water bottles and stuff, so pretty much anything you 0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:58.240 would get on your regular big grocery trip. And like 0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:00.760 I said, it's like threas in a play. So much 0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:02.960 at once is because I get lazy and I don't 0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:04.800 like go to the store until like I need to, 0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.240 and I'm like pretty much out of everything. You know, 0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:07.960 we have a problem where we run out of food 0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:09.720 and pretty much this door dash for a straight week. 0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:12.280 So it's like at some point it gets to be like, 0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:14.560 all right, I need to stop wasting all this money 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:15.360 on door dash, and. 0:28:15.800 --> 0:28:18.600 So your door dash, your door dashing for a whole week. 0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:21.520 Maybe not a whole week, I'm not the exaggeration, but like. 0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:23.600 Door dashing every day for a week costs like five 0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:24.280 hundred dollars. 0:28:25.240 --> 0:28:28.399 Okay, yeah, so maybe not a whole week with exaggerating, 0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:30.960 but like you know, days on ending, right, or like 0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:32.679 a couple of days out of the week, and we realize, 0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:34.479 you know, it's better, let's just go get some groceries 0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:37.080 because I'm just so god in lazy and I also 0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:41.200 want to uh not spend a bunch of money on groceries. 0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:44.040 So I, you know, and do what you gotta do. 0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:48.600 Are you how are you stealing them? Exactly? Are you 0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:51.240 bringing them to the self check out them? 0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:51.640 Right? 0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:52.000 Okay? 0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:54.840 I do have a process, and you know, given the 0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:57.960 the the the way the grocery store is and makes 0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:02.200 it very easy. So there's like there's one like registered person, right, 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:05.120 and then there's like I would say probably eight self checkouts, 0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:07.360 so there's only one person up front that like isn't 0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:09.920 paying attention as to what's going on. And then the 0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:14.040 other problem though, is that so every self checkout right 0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.080 has a big like HD camera on it that's like 0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:19.120 looking right at you. You can pretty much see. It's 0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.120 like a self it's a face camera, you can see it. 0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.480 So I just make sure that the shopping cart is 0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.040 like totally out of frame, and then I will scan 0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.400 like I don't know, like some sugar or something, a 0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:34.680 couple of few things, spend like ten dollars, and the 0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.920 receipt will come out quickly, put it in my pocket, 0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:38.960 and then just walk out as if nothing happened, and 0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:41.800 nobody notices, nobody says anything. You know, it's usually pretty 0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:45.520 empty anyway, So that's kind of my process. You know, 0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:49.320 if anyone is listening and is planning on stealing groceries 0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:51.680 or like to, that's uh the way to do it 0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:52.120 in my eyes. 0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:55.080 At least, they make it so easy with these self 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:58.400 checkout things. I don't know what, Who are the fuck's 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:02.240 watching these, dude, that's just nobody's watching that camera. 0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:06.720 Exactly like they put them there to intimidate you but 0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:09.400 nobody's actually fucking watching them. 0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.400 Is it bad that you don't feel bad? That was 0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:17.640 your question. I mean, uh, dude, I don't know. I am. 0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:21.840 I am far and away not a moral authority, So 0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:23.440 I'm not going to tell you how to feel. 0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.200 I don't I don't think stealing from these billion dollar quarters. 0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:28.480 I don't think they're meat stealing seventy dollars in the 0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:30.680 product and these spelling dollar corporations isn't going to fucking 0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:32.760 ruin their business, you know what I mean? 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:42.280 Well, I mean, all right, well, well let's say everybody 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:46.240 did it, right, Let's say everybody stole all of their groceries, 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.120 then the grocery shopping industry would collapse. 0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:50.920 You're right, you're right. 0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:53.480 But luckily, like most people that go here honestly are 0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:56.400 like like old people, and they just, you know, just 0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.960 buy all their stuff because they they're older, and you know, 0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:00.200 they're old and don't know anything better. 0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:03.400 But I think because they're old and they don't they 0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:05.080 don't know any better, that they can just fucking. 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.040 Take the problem right now, is lying that my girlfriend, 0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:12.800 she she doesn't want to go, she doesn't go to 0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:14.320 the grocery work with me anymore. Because she gets very 0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:15.960 anxious that we're gonna get caught. And that's what makes 0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:16.840 me feel a little bad. 0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:20.240 Okay, have you ever gotten close to getting caught? 0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:20.600 No? 0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:22.320 Not at least not in my eyes. No, it's it's 0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:24.480 like the problem, it's that's the reason why I keep 0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:26.640 doing it is that it's like too easy. Like they 0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:28.720 almost set it up as if like they know they're 0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:30.840 going to lose money. I don't get it, Like they're like, 0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:34.120 why not just fucking employe some more like cashiers, you know, 0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:36.440 get some more workers in there, get people some more money, 0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.280 and they'll stop losing as much money. Because I guarantee 0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:43.440 you they're like them having self checkout lines is losing 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:45.479 them way more money if they were to just employ 0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:46.200 a couple of people. 0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:51.520 I mean, I'm sure the most people who walk into 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:56.800 Target uh pay for their things. Uh, and enough people 0:31:56.840 --> 0:32:01.560 probably don't, and like a few enough people steal that 0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:03.280 it's really that much of an issue. Although I have 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:06.360 absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, I know, like. 0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:09.560 They lost like maybe it was like a crazy amount 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.200 of dollars yearly in profits because people are stealing. 0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:16.320 I do what. There's like the funny thing is is 0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:19.840 we're too idiots just talking about that. Like, there's economists 0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:24.800 right who have written articles of of like does steal 0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:28.200 that's an interesting question. Does stealing from Walmart or like 0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:35.240 big corporations? Does it somehow trickle down to affect people 0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:39.880 other than just like the folks who you don't have 0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.840 stock in the company. I don't know. 0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:45.560 I don't think it does. 0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:48.000 What do you like? 0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.000 Give me? Give me, give me an example of an item. 0:32:50.040 --> 0:32:56.080 You stole steak, you still a steak. 0:32:56.360 --> 0:32:59.760 I still steak. I stole I stole three steaks. I 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:02.520 ground chicken. I stole a bunch of frozen food. I 0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:07.120 stole a pack of water, toilet paper, fucking a couple 0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:10.960 of bags of French fries, like some bags of chicken, 0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:12.760 just pretty much like I said, I mean anything you 0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.040 would go in a regular grocery trip. I mean, luckily, 0:33:15.040 --> 0:33:16.320 you know, it's just the two of us. It's not 0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:17.880 like a big family, so we don't need like a 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:20.400 ton of groceries. Where Like, I'm afraid if it, like 0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:23.040 the cart was like totally like loaded, then it would 0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:27.280 be a lot harder to do this. But luckily it's not. 0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:29.000 It's not like an insane amount of grocery because it's 0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:30.080 just me and her, you know what I mean. So, 0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.760 but yeah, pretty much everything. And you know, because it's 0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:35.680 gone to the point where like it's almost as if, 0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:37.840 like when you go to the store, when I go 0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:39.520 to the store, release, I don't have to think about 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.640 what I'm getting because I'm not buying it, so I 0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:43.600 just think something, Oh, that thing's find of cool. 0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.360 I'll but that, you know, well, I'll say that, I'll 0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:48.480 say that. I'll say this. The quickest way to you 0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:52.600 getting super caught is to get so used to stealing 0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:55.480 that when they do catch you, you're like, oh, fuck, I 0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:57.720 forgot that this was even like illegal. This is just 0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:01.440 so part of my routine going to the grocery store 0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:03.320 that I forgot. Don't get to that point, because that's 0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:08.880 that's right, that's when people get you know. That's all right? 0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:11.760 Tell me this, Tell that do you have a do 0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:14.480 you do you have a job? Do you have any money? 0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:15.480 What's your job? 0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:19.240 I delivered pizza, all right. 0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:22.600 And now you don't give a fuck if people, like, 0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:24.560 if people came to your pizza shop and stole pizza, 0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:25.359 you wouldn't give a fuck. 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:27.319 No, what would have care? 0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:32.720 Mm hmm do you do you make decent enough money 0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:35.759 delivering pizzas that you could pay for the groceries if 0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:36.200 you wanted to? 0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:37.279 Oh? 0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:40.759 Yeah, absolutely, But. 0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:43.759 I was totally I totally thought that was not gonna 0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:45.520 be the answer to that question because I assume, I mean, 0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:48.239 do you make decent money delivering these pizzas? 0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:49.000 I do? 0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:52.320 Actually, I do make a decent, decent profit more than Honestly, 0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.080 I think more people realize you can make as a 0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.920 pizza livery driver. It's just I think the money that 0:34:57.000 --> 0:35:00.640 I I because, like, don't I feel like a lot 0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:04.240 of people that's problem. Like I I like will fucking 0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.440 go on door dash and spend like forty dollars and 0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:07.840 not even think about it, but like I'll go to 0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.680 the groceryore and like that hands like four dollars. I 0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:10.880 don't know if I can, you know. 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:11.239 What I mean? 0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:13.640 Like it's so weird, Like I feel like things I 0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:16.360 want I can spend money on without even thinking about it, 0:35:16.360 --> 0:35:19.520 but like should I need like gas or a fucking 0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:23.200 oil change or groceries? I like they're not like the smartest. 0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:24.640 So I think that's what kind of led to like 0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:26.320 me thinking, oh, I can just steal groceries. 0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:27.480 That's just all right. 0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:29.520 Let me let me get the counterpoint in here. Let 0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:33.120 me talk to Emma again, Okay, unless if she's in 0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:34.920 another room because she hates my voice that much. Oh 0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:36.239 there you are, Emma, I. 0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:40.320 Don't hate you. This is not gonna be a thing, Emma. 0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:47.120 Yeah. Well, so from what I have been told or 0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:50.640 from what I gather, you're you are anti stealing from 0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:54.960 the grocery store. You have this premonition that it is 0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:58.399 going to turn out bad and he's gonna get caught, 0:35:58.440 --> 0:35:59.560 and you don't want to be around for that. 0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:04.520 I'm pro stealing. I think it's good if it's from 0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:06.160 like not small businesses. 0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:08.319 It's not a small business, by the way. 0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:09.440 Just it's not. 0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:15.440 It is not a small business. But I just have 0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:18.080 bad anxiety. So like, if I know he's gonna go 0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:21.120 there and steel like more than half the cart full 0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:24.200 of groceries, I don't really want to be there. Plus 0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:28.000 he's done it so many times. There's I've heard that 0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:30.680 there's like a limit to how much you can steal, 0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:35.040 Like if it's over like a thousand, then that can 0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:37.879 be a selony. Then they'll catch you, and that's when 0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:42.759 they like put the hammer down on you, and like, 0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:45.440 I just know personally, I don't want to be around 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:46.600 when that happens. 0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:54.080 Yeah, you're at risk of the FBI literally raiding your pantry. 0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:58.279 Uh huh, I could see. I can tell you, I 0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:01.000 can tell you how I can hate me so much. 0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:03.040 I don't hate you. 0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:11.400 Hated you hated my joke anyway, all right, I. 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.319 Didn't want to laugh at my own extent. 0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:19.000 Anyway, But now I want to switch up. 0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:21.239 The grocery store at least. 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:24.360 No, what we go to is fucking perfect for stealing. 0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:28.880 Like, just switch it up every now and then go 0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:29.839 to a different. 0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:37.160 Risk then I might get Okay, you know what, here's 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:37.440 the thing. 0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.279 Here's the thing, Michael. This problem is going to solve 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:45.400 itself because one of two things will happen. Okay, either 0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:53.680 you will get caught or you won't. So the problem 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:55.160 we'll work itself out. 0:37:56.120 --> 0:37:59.480 Okay, Well, then what you get go on the computer. 0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:01.840 We can you recommend that I do from this point forward? 0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:04.680 What would you do in my position right now if 0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:07.240 you were calling into another gecko on the computer about 0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:10.799 this situation and they told you what you just told me, 0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:12.960 how would you feel and what would think you would do. 0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.920 Probably stops dealing with stuff in the grocery store. 0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:29.600 I understand that's prob the right call. 0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:33.560 All right, I'm gonna start singing on the podcast that 0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:36.279 your girlfriend doesn't hate it as much. I'm gonna do 0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:40.440 it for her. Well, you know, Mike, is there anything 0:38:40.480 --> 0:38:43.400 else you want to say to the me or the 0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:45.000 god or the people of the computer before we go? 0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:46.560 And thank you for defending me. By the way, Mike, 0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:47.359 I appreciate that. 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:49.640 Can I be one thing? 0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:50.040 Actually? 0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.440 I want to go. I'm planning on going to your 0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:56.120 show in Philly, But like when I go on like 0:38:56.120 --> 0:38:57.719 the website to buy the ticket, it says something about 0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.360 like twenty one and over and I'm nineteen? Can I 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:00.480 still go? Does that work? 0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:04.080 You know? 0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:07.200 I grew up. I went to college in Philly, right, 0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:13.160 and I attended my fair share of comedy shows and 0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:16.640 events as a nineteen year old, eighteen year old, twenty 0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:23.360 year old. And you know, I mean, I ask the venue, 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:26.239 But like, I don't want to tell you that you 0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.160 should just go anyway, because I don't. I would hate 0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.480 for you to buy a ticket enough to get in. 0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:33.800 But I talked to the venue. 0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:36.359 Okay, are you going. 0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:38.719 To bring Emma I would like to. 0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:40.160 Yeah, I'll go. 0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:44.839 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for giving you shit. What's up? 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:46.239 Hit me up? What's going on? 0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:46.719 Say? 0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:48.799 Say your thing the people of the computer Mike. 0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:49.680 Yeah. 0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:52.440 Last thing I'll say is I probably started listening to 0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:56.160 you like a month ago and delivering pizzas. Now it's 0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:57.799 pretty much all I do while I drive is listen 0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:00.239 to your podcast, and it is made my job lot 0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:02.320 less boring and a lot more enjoyable. 0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:03.279 So I appreciate that. 0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:05.480 And yeah, I've been trying to call in and I 0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:06.920 never thought i'd get in, but I actually got in 0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:08.240 and I talked to you about one of my issues, 0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:10.680 and I really appreciate it. Man, Thanks for the service 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:13.680 you do. I think it's really important letting people know that, 0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:15.760 you know, talking about things can really help and everything, 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.799 and you know, just keep gecking it up and I'll 0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:19.440 probably see you in Philly hopefully. 0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:22.160 Well, thank you. Man. Look, if you need a character 0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:26.400 witness in court after they catch you stealing uh uh, 0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:30.680 you know, cereal and toilet paper and shit, I got you. Okay, 0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:33.279 I will show up in the Gecko suit to the 0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:37.759 Pennsylvania Court of Affairs and I will I will let 0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:38.799 them know that you're a good guy. 0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:42.319 Thank you so much, man, I really appreciate that you. 0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:44.160 Take care. Goodbye, Emma, goodbye, Mike. 0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:49.919 Good night you too, call from. 0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:52.280 Hello? 0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:53.080 What's up? 0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:56.400 Oh? Nothing? My girl told me to call y'all. 0:40:56.520 --> 0:41:01.239 Your girls told you to call me? Yeah? Okay? What 0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:05.680 are you by by your girls? Does that mean? Are you? 0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:08.920 Are they your daughters? Are you in a polyamorous relationship? 0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:10.680 What's how are they your girls? 0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:13.719 Well? She has multiple personalities, so it could be the 0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:15.200 poly relationship? 0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:18.480 Okay? What what are her multiple personalities? 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:19.279 Oh? 0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.839 Man? Trust is scary. She gets pissed off. She becomes 0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:25.960 like angry. Have you ever seen like the gremlin when 0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:26.920 you feed it after twelve? 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:32.520 That sounds more like an emotion than a than a personality. 0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:34.920 Oh no, she flips men, trust me. It's like a 0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:37.640 whole different person. It's probably mainly because of the emotion, 0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.800 but it's a whole different person. 0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:42.200 Okay, And she told you to call me? 0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:46.279 Yeah, she's like like a fan, like a major fan. 0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:48.440 She's been telling me about your show for a while. 0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:50.040 I just I think you. 0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:53.319 And what what did Why did she tell you to 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:53.640 call me? 0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.160 I don't know. She's just like watching the stream she wanted. 0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:59.360 She tried calling and she couldn't get on. She was 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:02.319 like call. I was like, okay, I don't even know 0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:02.920 how this worked. 0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:05.719 Honestly, it's well, it's working right now. We're on the 0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:06.840 phone together. We're talking. 0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:08.879 So does that mean I'm on the live? 0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:13.000 You are on the phone with a guy? Okay? So 0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:17.319 your name is Tony. You have a girlfriend who so 0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:20.160 far you've said only negative things about. Do you, guys, 0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:21.560 do you actually like this person? 0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:23.239 Oh? I love her? 0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:28.040 Okay, that's good. What do you like about her? Oh? 0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:34.680 She's smart and she's beautiful and she's so unique. 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.680 Hmmm. How did you guys meet? 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:44.120 You're never gonna guess it. We met at McDonald's. 0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.520 Bullshit, I swear to god. 0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.200 I was the cash was the cashier. 0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:53.360 You were the cashier. 0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:55.600 I was the cash here and she walked in to 0:42:55.600 --> 0:42:59.239 get her job, and she asked me for the for 0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:02.200 the manager. But I guess I don't know if she 0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:04.520 like kind of asked me and it walked away, and 0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:06.560 I was okay, And the next thing I know, she 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:07.319 ended up working there. 0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.560 Oh so you met working together at McDonald's. I thought 0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:12.759 she was just a customer. 0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:14.600 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:18.759 That's fast. You know, it's fascinating that you can be 0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:21.560 because there's look, and I'm just gonna be honest here 0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:27.759 in no offense, but the McDonald's fast food uniform not 0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:34.200 the most attractive clothing choice, and yet both of you 0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:40.280 still found each other appealing right right right in that environment, 0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:42.960 smelling like fries in Greece. 0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:45.880 Right right, And you can't forget the beeping noise that 0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:47.879 you can hear in your sleep. If anybody who's worked 0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:49.920 at mcdonald's'll tell you about the beeping. 0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:52.000 Noise, tell me more, what's the beeping noise? 0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:58.080 So basically, anything anything that you put on, whether it's 0:43:58.080 --> 0:44:00.719 French fries to the burger patties, it alerts to you 0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:04.840 with this harassing like ear raping noise. It's just like 0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:08.720 a beat, but it's you hear it non stop, especially 0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:12.600 when you're in like either fries or in the kitchen anywhere. Basically, 0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:16.279 this noise like penetrates so much into your head. I 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:17.600 could hear it when I was sleeping. 0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:18.800 Mmm. 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:23.839 And what is what's the source of the noise? Where 0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:24.600 does it come from? 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.719 It's just like an alarm on the fryars and the 0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.719 grill where you put the burgers onto. It's just an 0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:35.200 alarm that I guess integrated into the machines. But the 0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:38.520 beat is like it's it's so weird. You can hear 0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:39.240 it over anything. 0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:43.759 I feel like, if the beef is constant, doesn't This 0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.600 is the whole point of an alarm, that it's supposed 0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:49.720 to be a foreign sound that alerts you to something, 0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:53.799 where if the alarm becomes part of the ambiance of 0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:56.880 the environment, it ceases to perform its function. 0:44:57.760 --> 0:45:01.480 No, but it's so high pitched and it's it keeps 0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.000 ringing until you turn it off, and I sort of 0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:07.239 fries why fried? For about two minutes. I think it 0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:09.799 was two to three. I can't really remember. But it's 0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:13.440 just constantly going off the whole shift. 0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:15.160 Now, what is it that you said? What is it 0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:25.360 that you said to her to turn your relationship from collegiate? 0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:29.719 How it's from this from from one of coworkers to 0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:30.479 one of love? 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:36.719 What I said to her? Yes, well, it's actually weird 0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:39.360 because I I actually didn't know her name for a while. 0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:40.839 She kind of holds that against me. 0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.360 Don't they fucking have name tags? 0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:48.000 Yeah, but she would never wear hers, it might be. 0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:54.560 Now what what what did you? How did how did 0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:58.920 how did your relationship turn from colleagues to lovers? 0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:01.800 How did it turn from colleagues to lovers? 0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:02.319 Oh? 0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:07.000 Kind of just guess, little tiny flirting actions. I guess. 0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:10.640 You know, she's significantly shorter than I am, so I 0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:12.359 would just kind of flick her hat when I walk 0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:14.840 past her and stuff like that. But then eventually she 0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:16.640 started just coming in to check the schedule on her 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:19.839 days off and bring me cookies. That's when I knew 0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:20.839 she was the one. 0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:24.600 You would you'd flick her hat. That's kind of like 0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:27.279 the whole if a guy is bullying you he likes 0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:27.719 you thing. 0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:31.680 Yeah, I guess you could, Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But 0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:32.760 it was the more flick. 0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:38.080 When you flicked her hat, would she say stop in 0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:40.000 like a playful tone. 0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:43.680 Not really, I kind of just flickedd and' kt walking. 0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:45.960 I was kind of nervous, you know. 0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:50.480 Yeah, it sounds like a nervous thing to do, all right. Now, 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.840 what was your first date? Was it a burger king. 0:46:56.160 --> 0:46:56.319 King? 0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:56.520 No? 0:46:56.520 --> 0:47:01.080 No, no. We went to go watch the Jackie Robinson movie. 0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:09.440 The Jackie Robinson movie, and was Jackie Robinson's triumph of 0:47:09.440 --> 0:47:17.719 of of destroying the social norms of the time, Like 0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:20.880 did that fire? You guys up romantic? 0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:23.680 You can't attention to the movie? 0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:25.440 Why why? Why not? 0:47:27.400 --> 0:47:29.520 It didn't catch my attention. I just wanted an excuse 0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:31.799 to spend time where nothing else good was playing. It 0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:35.439 was during the lockdown, you know, during COVID. Uh yeah, yeah, 0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:35.960 I don't. 0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:37.799 You know, I don't. Here's the thing I've never I've 0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:43.799 never understood. I've never understood a movie first dates. It's 0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:46.160 a It's a horrible idea in my eyes, because how 0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:48.000 are you supposed to talk? You can't really talk during 0:47:48.000 --> 0:47:48.680 the movie. 0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:52.160 Right, you're right, right, Well, it was we were the 0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:53.040 only ones in the theater. 0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:58.719 Ah, oh really, cod, so we kind of just. 0:47:58.600 --> 0:48:01.760 Had a dark space to ourselves at the movie playing 0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:02.400 in the background. 0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:05.440 You guys didn't like finger each other in the movie, 0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:05.719 did you? 0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:08.040 No? No, no. I was not fingered during the movie. 0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:08.480 Nol sart. 0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.920 Okay, I'm not the cops. You can tell me if you. 0:48:11.880 --> 0:48:13.400 Did, oh no, no, no no. 0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:18.920 That'd be fun. This would be a funny thing for 0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:22.520 somebody to be undercover doing. It would work Like if 0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:25.680 I was an undercover cop. People people tell me crazy 0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:26.560 things all the time. 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:30.000 Right, what's the craziest thing they've teld you? 0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:36.719 Man, I don't even know I've tell you you're the 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.160 I do wonder what number of person you are that 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:42.000 I've talked to on this show. If you're if you're 0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:45.759 like number one thousand and three hundred and twenty five, 0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:48.919 that's my guess. Anyway, how's the relationship going? 0:48:48.920 --> 0:48:49.080 Now? 0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:51.239 What do you guys do together with with your how 0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:52.440 do you what do you do to spend time with 0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:52.879 each other? 0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:58.440 Well? We work together again at ups now. 0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:00.640 Randomly? 0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:03.560 No, no, no, no, we actually applied for the job to 0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:03.840 get it. 0:49:04.760 --> 0:49:07.399 Oh that's cute. That's like, that's like a life date. 0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:11.320 Yeah what I said just made sense. But it's like 0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:12.000 a life date. 0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:16.120 Yeah. Almost. You get to see her at work every day. 0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:20.160 Mm hmm. 0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:22.920 But other than that, you know, we just do like 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:25.360 normal still go out to get some food and stuff 0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:25.719 like that. 0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.759 Okay, what how long have you guys been dating for? 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:32.719 It's gonna be three years. 0:49:33.320 --> 0:49:35.640 Wow, that's a lot of French fries. 0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:38.120 Yeah, we've been dating for two and a half years. 0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:39.799 And she said hi, she told me to tell you, 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:41.960 She said, hi, Well, I it sounds. 0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:43.480 It sounds like she wants to talk to me more 0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:44.960 than you do. I'm down to talk to her. Are 0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:46.000 you guys in the same room. 0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:49.399 No, No, she just sent me a message. She lives. 0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:51.080 She lives with her parents. 0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:54.560 Oh, okay, ask her, ask her if there's anything that 0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:56.560 she wants me specifically to talk to you about it? 0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:58.920 Because it was considering it was her idea to have 0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:01.080 have you told me she's. 0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:05.279 Watching you live, so you know, I don't know what 0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:07.759 she wants me to ask you. This is pretty cool. 0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:09.080 I've never been on a show before. 0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:12.400 So she made a message in the chat she said, 0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:15.080 I do Okay, what is it? I want to know 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:16.920 what it is that she wants me to talk to 0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:17.320 you about. 0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:18.920 Let me ask her? 0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:20.920 Okay, what did she say? 0:50:21.160 --> 0:50:23.560 She's not asked her. She wants to join the call. 0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:27.040 But i'd also join the call to have her call. 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:28.759 Do you know how to merge a call? Have her 0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:30.600 call you and then she can merge the call. 0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:36.919 Okay, I'm having her call me right now. 0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:38.520 All right? 0:50:40.040 --> 0:50:42.040 Just a I've been how long you've been doing this 0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:42.920 this show? 0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:46.040 I've I've been doing this for about as long as 0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:48.280 you guys have been dating I've been doing it since 0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:51.480 June of twenty twenty, so it's been should go a 0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:56.279 little bit of time. Oh she's here. Hi. Hi, what's 0:50:56.320 --> 0:51:01.280 your name? I'm Liz, Liz. What's that up? Liz? Apparently 0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:03.920 you you had something in particular that you wanted to 0:51:04.000 --> 0:51:04.600 talk about. 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:11.000 Dude, I've been watching you every single night. I'm obsessed. 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:13.560 Oh thanks, man, I appreciate that. 0:51:14.920 --> 0:51:17.680 Can we talk shit about my boyfriend's mom? 0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:24.879 Can we talk about your boyfriend's mom? What? What? What 0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:27.040 is upsetting you about your boyfriend's mom? 0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:33.040 So, like, I have trouble. Okay, a long time ago, 0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:39.720 I would let people step on me right, and now 0:51:40.160 --> 0:51:44.919 I don't. But like if I let someone step over 0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:47.879 me and I don't say anything about it, I hold 0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:54.520 like a really hard grudge. And that's what that's what happened. Like, 0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:56.759 let's just say it's not been very nice to me. 0:51:57.920 --> 0:52:03.000 Me her h, my mother in law hasn't been very 0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:06.560 nice to me, and so like I don't say anything 0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:10.320 to her, you know, because I want to keep the peace. 0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:15.560 But in what way? In what way is she not 0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:16.680 nice to you? 0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:21.600 I would like give her right places, and like one day. 0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:25.320 She decided to like I could tell she didn't want. 0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:28.920 Me to go over to her house, but she realized 0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:32.400 I could do her a favor of taking her somewhere, 0:52:33.239 --> 0:52:35.400 and so I was nice enough and I did. And 0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:39.560 as soon as I took her home, she started like 0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:42.320 indirectly calling me a wore? 0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:45.280 In what how does somebody indirectly call you a whore? 0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:48.840 Feels like I'm tired of these girls being in my 0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:53.320 house and little girls as in a whore. She was 0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:55.880 saying the word horse, and like I was. 0:52:56.200 --> 0:53:00.120 She she said, I'm tired of these horrors being in 0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:02.080 my house. Referring to you. 0:53:03.320 --> 0:53:05.359 Yeah, I mean I was the only girl in there 0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:10.320 directly to her, but I mean it was obviously directed 0:53:10.360 --> 0:53:10.680 to her. 0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:16.279 Did you tell? Did you? What was your response to 0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:20.919 your mom calling your why are you married wife soon 0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:24.720 to be your fiance a whore? 0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:28.920 Well? I couldn't really say much, but it kind of 0:53:28.960 --> 0:53:30.960 just got her out of the situation. You know, we 0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:35.520 left my my fiance and I left the house. But 0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:40.880 the thing is with my mom is like if you 0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:43.000 if you try to argue with her, it's like arguing 0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:46.920 with a wall. You won't win, you know what I mean? 0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:49.400 And I told her that's not cool because she's like 0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:52.480 that in the past. But it's like it's like talking 0:53:52.520 --> 0:53:58.120 to a grown child. Okay, you know, you know kind 0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:00.920 of hits the you know, the old school, old reliable, 0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:04.440 I'm your mom, so I'm right, you know type of move. 0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:09.480 I feel like you, Well, I look, did you tell 0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:14.680 your mom, hey, don't call my girlfriend a horror? Did 0:54:14.680 --> 0:54:16.360 you try? 0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:18.520 And then she's like, she says, when I told her that, 0:54:18.560 --> 0:54:21.640 she said, I wasn't calling her whore? What if the 0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:23.239 shoe fits? Wear it? 0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:28.720 And she said she said that. 0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:32.960 Yes, I swear to God, no fucks given. 0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:35.799 Why dude, why is your mom? Why is your mom 0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:38.640 so mean to your girlfriend? What is the what's the deal? 0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:43.760 I think, well, what do you? 0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:44.439 What do you think? 0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:46.040 I think. 0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:53.040 My theory is she like has some like emotional like 0:54:54.280 --> 0:54:58.200 incest thing going on towards him, like you can't live 0:54:58.280 --> 0:54:59.600 without him emotionally. 0:55:00.560 --> 0:55:03.520 Whoa emotional incest? 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:04.440 Yeah? 0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:06.879 Both fellas funny. 0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:09.759 Bro, What do you think about your girlfriend saying that 0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:12.600 you have some form of emotional incest with your mother. 0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:14.560 Like, not him, but like her. 0:55:15.520 --> 0:55:17.480 That would be one way street. I mean, I can 0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:20.319 see why she would think that, because it is kind 0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:24.000 of weird. You know, like she like does anything in 0:55:24.040 --> 0:55:26.960 her power for me not to leave, and then anytime 0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:30.600 I do leave, I come back it is just oh see, 0:55:30.719 --> 0:55:32.319 this is why I don't like when you leave, because 0:55:32.320 --> 0:55:34.239 I get scared and I get nervous, kind of like 0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:36.160 a dog that has separation anxiety, you know. 0:55:36.719 --> 0:55:39.040 Yeah, no she Yeah, it sounds like your mom is 0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:41.919 jealous of your girlfriend that she gets to spend time 0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:46.000 with you, and but I'm there for spending less time. 0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:49.560 And anytime I'm home, it's just constant nagging. You know 0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:51.360 that kind of makes you not want to spend time 0:55:51.400 --> 0:55:51.960 with person. 0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:59.279 Get how old are you guys? There's are nineteen and twenty? 0:55:59.560 --> 0:56:02.560 Yeah damn all right. I was gonna say if you 0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:04.480 guys were older. But do you do you rely on 0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:08.320 your mom for uh financial support? 0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:10.000 Now it's actually vice versa. 0:56:11.080 --> 0:56:14.000 Oh ship your your mom. You pay for your mom 0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:15.960 to live and eat food and stuff. 0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:20.040 You's like a child, which is kind of irritating. 0:56:20.080 --> 0:56:20.279 You know. 0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:27.759 Look, man, you guys, you gotta tell your mom. You 0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:32.040 gotta be like, if you want my ups McDonald's money, 0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:36.959 you gotta stop calling my ups McDonald's girlfriend of whore, right. 0:56:36.920 --> 0:56:39.319 Right right, because I'm mcloving it and it's not. 0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:43.120 Cool because you're because you guys are making MC love 0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:50.160 and it's not cool. Oh yeah, is the Will there 0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:51.840 actually be McDonald's at your wedding? 0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:55.239 I mean there can be, see you know, you. 0:56:55.200 --> 0:56:58.680 Know I haven't. I don't like to promise things because 0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:00.719 I could sit here and pretend to be cool and 0:57:00.760 --> 0:57:02.880 be like, you know what, guys, I'm gonna do. I'm 0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:04.160 gonna go to your wedding. But then I would just 0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:06.520 I would just not do it. So I would rather 0:57:06.600 --> 0:57:10.040 disappoint you. I would rather disappoint you now than delay 0:57:10.239 --> 0:57:14.720 then create excitement that will make the disappointment even larger. 0:57:15.440 --> 0:57:17.400 Will you at lease come to Dallas again? 0:57:18.560 --> 0:57:20.200 Oh yeah, I'll definitely come a Dallas again. 0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:22.480 Great, you guys. 0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:25.360 Want to If you guys want to get married conveniently 0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:28.120 around my tour dates for next year, it would definitely help. 0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:30.080 Oh my god. 0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:33.919 Okay, okay, please please do not please? 0:57:34.000 --> 0:57:36.600 You got I got in again in your mind. I 0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:38.960 could hear you like taking that serious. Don't plan your 0:57:38.960 --> 0:57:40.160 wedding around my tour dates. 0:57:42.040 --> 0:57:43.240 Oh they But I have a question for you. I 0:57:43.240 --> 0:57:43.960 have a question for you. 0:57:44.400 --> 0:57:44.880 What's up? 0:57:45.800 --> 0:57:49.400 So what is the best ice cream. I guess you 0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:53.280 could say menu item and McDonald's. 0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:56.320 You know I have best ice cream menu item at McDonald's. Oh, 0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:59.680 I had a frozen sprite. I don't know if that counts, 0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:04.240 but at a frozen sprite limonade and that was pretty great. 0:58:05.360 --> 0:58:07.880 Oh. 0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:09.360 Can I share the secret? 0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:12.640 Oh, you have a secret. What's the secret? 0:58:13.240 --> 0:58:14.920 Well, I want to share the secret of why the 0:58:15.000 --> 0:58:16.760 ice cream machine is always broken. 0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:20.080 Yes, I would love to hear that auto McDonald's gonna 0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:23.400 get you remember watch it. It's fine. 0:58:23.440 --> 0:58:25.680 They put me on fries for like eight hours straight. 0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:29.920 I can do them. So the ice cream machine is 0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:34.880 not really broken. It's just like constantly being like cleaned. 0:58:35.080 --> 0:58:39.400 But the cleaning process takes like four hours literally, so 0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:43.000 you know, you get lucky or you get unlucky if 0:58:43.080 --> 0:58:44.720 you come for the ice cream. 0:58:44.440 --> 0:58:47.320 Or sometimes the manager just wants to be a base 0:58:47.400 --> 0:58:49.120 and cleans it early and then just shuts it off 0:58:49.120 --> 0:58:51.040 and says, don't sell ice cream. They make us live. 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:53.280 Yeah, may are you going to tell your mom? Did it? 0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:54.880 Stop calling your girlfriend? 0:58:54.880 --> 0:58:55.280 Of horror? 0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:58.240 Yeah? Moves? 0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:00.640 Should you try some of your karate moves? I look, 0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:02.720 I don't know if you I look, I I I 0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:04.640 don't know whether or not you actually have karate moves, 0:59:04.640 --> 0:59:07.480 but I will tell you that in in nothing of what, 0:59:07.800 --> 0:59:11.000 nothing of anything of any situation you have described to 0:59:11.000 --> 0:59:14.320 me on this call, UH invites you to use your 0:59:14.360 --> 0:59:17.400 karate moves. So I'm gonna say no, oh, because. 0:59:17.200 --> 0:59:18.720 I was walking a lot of cool with Kay. You know, 0:59:18.880 --> 0:59:21.480 I actually binge watched it. It's pretty good. Have you 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:21.800 seen it? 0:59:21.840 --> 0:59:23.600 I mean, unless if you unless, if you want to 0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:25.360 threaten to beat the shit out of your mom if 0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:28.600 she doesn't stop calling your girlfriend, which I wouldn't recommend. 0:59:29.960 --> 0:59:31.280 I don't know if you want to. I don't know 0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:32.520 if you want to say, if you want to, like 0:59:32.560 --> 0:59:35.360 set up a little fucking uh piece of wood in 0:59:35.400 --> 0:59:37.600 between two cinder blocks and be like, stop calling my 0:59:37.640 --> 0:59:40.400 girlfriend a whoreor Kiyah and then hit it. I think 0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:42.800 that would help get the message in her brain a 0:59:42.840 --> 0:59:43.600 little bit more. 0:59:43.600 --> 0:59:47.040 Right right, That probably would help. I don't know, though. 0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:48.680 Is there anything else you guys want to say to 0:59:48.720 --> 0:59:50.000 the people of the computer before we go? 0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:53.480 No, but I want to say that I love you 0:59:53.560 --> 0:59:55.000 and I'm going to keep watching you. 0:59:56.000 --> 0:59:58.560 Thanks Liz, Thank both you guys, man. I appreciate it. 0:59:58.600 --> 1:00:00.880 Thanks by the way I look to here's the thing. 1:00:01.240 --> 1:00:04.440 I go to McDonald's far too much, far too often. 1:00:04.600 --> 1:00:10.520 And so you guys are kind of like my you know, 1:00:10.560 --> 1:00:13.520 when people like support the police, it's like the the 1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:16.280 blue line you got, I support you guys like it's 1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:21.200 the the thin the thin yellow line when all when 1:00:21.320 --> 1:00:25.360 all other options for food at one o'clock in the 1:00:25.400 --> 1:00:28.720 morning are gone. You guys are the thin yellow line 1:00:29.600 --> 1:00:35.800 between you know, me and UH and chaos. 1:00:36.120 --> 1:00:39.000 Well, is there a limit on how many times we 1:00:39.040 --> 1:00:41.280 can join? Like, if I try to call tomorrow, will 1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:42.400 I purposely. 1:00:41.960 --> 1:00:44.880 Not be try to call tomorrow, I'll be mad at 1:00:44.920 --> 1:00:46.760 you don't do that. Thank you guys very much for call. 1:00:46.800 --> 1:00:48.720 I'll call you. I'll talk to you guys around. I'll 1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:49.880 see you guys around the universe. 1:00:50.840 --> 1:00:59.960 You to take care on the line. 1:01:00.240 --> 1:01:08.880 Well, you're like, he's not really be an expert.