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Speaker 1: the episode.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who is this?

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Speaker 2: This is Brandon. How are you doing tonight?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Man, I'm doing uh pretty all right.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm here to talk to some people on the

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Speaker 1: phone and be a lizard and learn about folks in

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Speaker 1: the world who aren't me, And uh, you aren't me.

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Speaker 1: You're a your brandon. You're a separate entity from I,

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Speaker 1: and I would love to know what's going on with you.

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Speaker 1: Is there a thing in particular that you called in

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Speaker 1: to talk about? It's okay if.

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Speaker 2: Not there is, I commented in your chat. So me

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Speaker 2: and my girlfriend are burt both currently crippled right now.

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Speaker 1: You and your girlfriend are crippled right now?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: What what are you? What are you crippled with?

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Speaker 2: So I'm pretty sure I just tore my ACL and

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Speaker 2: my m CL again, do you want to see yours?

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Speaker 2: And she's just having lady problems. We're gonna just put

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Speaker 2: it like that.

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Speaker 1: She's having her she's what does that means? She having

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Speaker 1: her period? Because I don't know if that counts as

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Speaker 1: being crippled.

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Speaker 2: No, it's gynecologists though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she has a broken vagina? Yes, how did you

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Speaker 1: is she? Can I talk to her real quick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? She can hear you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's your name, Megan? How did you break your vagina?

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Speaker 5: So I get these types of CIS and basically I've

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Speaker 5: had to get it cut open about five times and uh, so, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I can't get out of bed because yeah, I don't

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Speaker 5: want to get super into it. But it's really fucked up, Like,

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Speaker 5: it's really fucked up.

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Speaker 1: What is so? Is so it's a cyst? Is it

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Speaker 1: inside of your vagina?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: That sounds crazy. But wait, so when you cut open

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Speaker 1: as cyst on the inside of your vagina, you're creating

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Speaker 1: a vagina inside of your vagina. Yes, vaginaception, it's vagina exception.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get asked too. I'm not joking.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think this is something you would joke about.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to?

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Speaker 5: If you want to look it up, it's called a

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Speaker 5: barcelon cyst.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't you know what?

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'll yeah. How do you spell it?

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Speaker 5: B A R T H O L I and cyst?

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Speaker 1: Bartholin cyst? All right? Do I dare click images? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm an adult, so I can handle it. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm saying this, Okay, you know what? This kind

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Speaker 3: True.

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Speaker 2: True, And it's.

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Speaker 1: On the inside of a but oh this looks incredibly painful.

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Speaker 1: How did you when did you find out that you

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Speaker 5: I've been having them for about a year.

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Speaker 1: You've been having them, there's been multiple bar Yes, Bart Simpson,

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Speaker 5: I've had five on the right and two on the left.

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Speaker 1: You had five of the You had five of these

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Speaker 5: A time, not at a time throughout the year.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how have you not killed yourself already?

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Speaker 5: Smoking some weed?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you have like a where do you what? What's

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Speaker 1: what state do you live in?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Do you do you get medical marijuana for? Is

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Speaker 1: that like a no? Dude, come on, if they see look,

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Speaker 5: I fucking hope.

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Speaker 1: Does it help with the pain? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I was high last one. I have high for a week.

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Speaker 1: You were high for Oh you you were high for

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Speaker 1: like that whole week?

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Speaker 1: So when have you ever had multiple of them on

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Speaker 5: Just like it looks like like I had like balls.

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Speaker 1: It looks like your vagina has balls.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man, how big was this cyst that it looked like

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Speaker 5: The size of a golfbel Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Now let me ask you, and look, I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you to tell me a lot about this because

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Speaker 5: But well, it's not a thing that's known a why

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Speaker 5: about side? You know, I'm happy to share about it.

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Speaker 1: You're spreading awareness some something. Listen, somebody is listening to

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Speaker 1: this podcast right now and going, oh, that's what that

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Speaker 1: is on my vagina. I should go see a doctor

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Speaker 1: about that. I mean, you know, and you're saving that

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Speaker 1: person's life by being open about this. So you're a hero.

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Speaker 1: What can I does it? Do you guys still have

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Speaker 1: sex even with the thing? No? I assume it makes

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Speaker 1: sex very painful. Yes, what did he just say?

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Speaker 5: Being an asshole?

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Speaker 1: Is your kind of cologist a guy or a girl?

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Speaker 5: It's a girl.

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Speaker 5: So I had gone today and there was my best

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Speaker 1: You had an audience for this thing.

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Speaker 5: I'm mean, at that point it hurts so bad you

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Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of a I mean it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at it right now. I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm not yours. I'm not looking at yours, but I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at a vagina with a cyst on it, and

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Speaker 1: it is it is kind of a spectacle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fuck, it's really fucky. And there's no cure

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Speaker 1: Is it cutting it open?

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Speaker 4: The cure?

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Speaker 5: I'm like the want of educating you right now. So

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Speaker 5: there's this thing called a word capitter that basically fills

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Speaker 5: your body healed from the inside out. So it's trying

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Speaker 5: to clear it. But since they haven't done research on

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Speaker 5: they don't know how to stop it, and like the

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Speaker 5: most extreme is to remove both the glands through surgery.

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Speaker 1: Is that true that they didn't do medical research on

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: About huh, like in depth?

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Speaker 1: So, uh, when here's the thing. When they cut off

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Speaker 5: No, they'll cut it off, they like drain it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, what do they do with the puss. Do

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Speaker 1: you think that's do you do you think that's any

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Speaker 1: guy's like thing? Like, there's there's gotta be some guy

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Speaker 5: Well, what's that thing where it's like there's.

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Speaker 1: A porn for anything, there's a Yeah, there's some guy

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Speaker 1: out there who's a bartisianal cyst puss guy, like it's

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Speaker 1: as lube. Sorry, I don't know why I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: these things. I don't know. I'm not saying that's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that there's you. You said it yourself. Hold

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Speaker 1: on you, hold on, hold on, hold on, you said yourself.

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Speaker 1: If it exists as part of it, you brought that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing right now. No, No, I was. I was. This

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Speaker 5: Hey, we give you money, we can do you show

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Speaker 5: in Dallas.

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Speaker 1: Came to my show in Dallas.

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Speaker 2: That was our first date and we are dating now,

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Speaker 2: so I owe you a thank you.

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Speaker 1: But that was your first date.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, it was phenomenal in my opinion, she said,

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Well, well, okay, what did you Was that

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Speaker 1: because your boyfriend was being all cool and slick or

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Speaker 5: And we got roman afterwards.

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Speaker 1: That sounds fun. I'm glad you guys liked it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was that was fun.

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Speaker 5: The guy talking about netting on an ant who.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do remember that guy talking about poor ans Man.

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Speaker 1: This is that, you know, I make it. This is

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Speaker 1: a great ad for the tour. Just making a passing

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Speaker 3: Everyone everyone goes.

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Speaker 5: It's funny.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got to go. It builds relationships.

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Speaker 1: Well, so, okay, so when that was, that was kind

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Speaker 1: of recent, right, Like, so you guys are there's a

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Speaker 1: month ago. Well, I'm not gonna lie. You guys sound

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Speaker 1: like you've been dating. I mean, look, you've been through

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Speaker 1: a lot together. Trauma.

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Speaker 5: Seven hundred milligrams of stuff drained out of his knee yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Actually okay, all right, so let's talk about you. And

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Speaker 1: so you have like a kne cist.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you have a bunch of tendons that are

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Speaker 2: allows it to move, and they're really common pairs within athletes.

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Speaker 2: And I had surgery on it last year around this time.

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Speaker 5: Something playing flag football.

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Speaker 3: Sure not.

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Speaker 1: Playing flag football the inter real sports for our college.

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Speaker 1: I you know what I gotta say, though, Like, here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, even though you torir racl, you can never

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Speaker 1: complain to her because her like look, but hers is

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Speaker 1: way worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I've already told her that.

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Speaker 1: So what have you guys been doing? I mean you guys,

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you guys? Can either of you walk?

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Speaker 2: So I just hurt my knee this last Friday, so

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Speaker 2: I've just been having the rewalk. I'm just off the

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Speaker 1: That's sweet. You guys really are trauma bonding with all

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Speaker 2: We could make money.

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Speaker 1: You could, but you'd probably is that legal? That's got

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Speaker 1: to be illegal right to sell? Actually, you guys want

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Speaker 1: Like you can't sell piss or blood over with shopify,

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Speaker 1: You probably can't sell your puss on the internet.

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Speaker 5: I saw a lady today sell bags of her burps

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Speaker 5: On tick cook? She also sold her cast one time

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she had broken her leg and she's got it

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you think about that? Do

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Speaker 5: I think that's honestly kind of baller, just.

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Speaker 1: A bird, No, I mean like, is it like, is

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Speaker 5: Was she's a dominatrix?

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Speaker 1: All right? So he probably had I do you think

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you see know look you say and you've

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great I think that's a beautiful story.

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Speaker 5: You know what, that's true?

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Speaker 1: Understanding, man, So you guys have only been together for

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Speaker 2: I think Kim's Actually, did.

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: No, I was listening about you. He watched you more

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Speaker 2: I watch you a lot. I love the podcast.

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Speaker 1: What do You?

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Speaker 1: Did did you guys go on a second date? What

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Speaker 2: I think we just hung out in myth place?

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Speaker 5: I don't even know there.

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Speaker 2: We've been hanging out like every day since, so we're

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. That's so nice.

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Speaker 5: What she was in my class last semester.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's another thing. We had a big lecture together.

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Speaker 1: You guys are in college. Yeah, in my head, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why, but in my head, I imagine you

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Speaker 2: No, she's twenty one.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty all right, Well, how did you what do you?

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Speaker 2: A minor and human services and I'm a marketing.

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Speaker 1: Major psychology with it. What is human services?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 5: Like social workers?

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Speaker 5: Kind of like the it's it's just an auto. I'm

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Speaker 1: I like that. Do you think that the pain that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so one thing I've learned is like therapists need therapist. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like that, man, I like that. What are you like?

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Speaker 1: So you want to be like a talk therapist?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Nice? And what do you what do.

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Speaker 2: You want with the degree?

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Speaker 1: Me with a degree, I hope I I for your sake,

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Speaker 1: I hope you achieve far greater than being just me

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Speaker 1: with a degree and you want to be Are you

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Speaker 1: trying to be like the social media manager for Taco Bell?

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Speaker 1: What's your deal?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, No, I'm trying to work for you, gig. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to be your marketing major. I'm trying to get you.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to book you shows. I'm gonna put you

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Speaker 2: on I'm gonna work on your social media account.

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Speaker 1: How do you what's your what's give me a give

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Speaker 1: me a gorilla marketing plan to get people to come, uh,

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Speaker 1: to get more people to listen to this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get some get condoms rolling out. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna go throw them all around the streets. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: By the way, the condom things sounded like it was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a team here, We're a team here. But

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Speaker 2: I would stick to social media because most of the

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Speaker 2: people we met at your shows all found you on

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Speaker 2: social media. And then one of my favorite YouTube videos

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Speaker 1: When you it'd be weird if somebody said that they

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Speaker 2: I think that'd be a great way to find you.

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Speaker 5: Weird thinking about you.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, that's why it's just my face like that

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Speaker 1: get stare emo is the wrapper. The actual kindom is

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Speaker 1: You were about to say something about a YouTube video.

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Speaker 2: You're doing great with the YouTube videos, with the travels.

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Speaker 2: Like my favorite YouTube videos is when you had a

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Speaker 2: midlife crisis and you went to Guatemala.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, fuck, I you know I have I I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta dude, I gotta DM. I don't know

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Speaker 2: I would love to travel the world personally. So that

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Speaker 1: Well I don't know if well. Look the second that

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Speaker 1: declare myself having had it made. Well, I'm you know. Look,

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Speaker 1: But you know what, stuff like this, the fact that this,

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Speaker 1: this humble little podcast was able to create just such

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Speaker 1: So thank you guys for calling in and sharing.

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Speaker 3: This and no gig.

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Speaker 2: I've been calling for probably the past year and I've

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Speaker 1: What is what are both of your guys names? Again,

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Speaker 1: Brandon and Meghan Megan. I say this with full sincerity.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry about your vagina.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it, and I would like to announce the chat.

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Speaker 2: This was not my fault. What was what faults for vagina?

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Speaker 2: I did not cause it?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we're people were people in the chat saying

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Speaker 2: Blew us a few I'm from basketball.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because I was gonna say if you guys were

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Speaker 1: doing some kind of weird, like what's it called Karma

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Speaker 1: Sutra pose where you were impaling her vagina with your

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Speaker 1: sister knee and see somehow called it from man? I

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Speaker 1: you know. I mean, you guys are adults, live your life.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else you guys want to say? Is

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Speaker 1: to the people of the computer before we go on.

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Speaker 2: GEG Greens relationships together. Guys go to a GEG show

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Speaker 2: and you're going to meet a girl.

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Speaker 3: That's all I gotta say in it. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I can't I can't guarantee that, but it's perfect. Get

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Speaker 1: any final thoughts?

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Greg.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you guys take care. Thank you very much for calling.

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Speaker 3: Have good night you two.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good? Man, how are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm great. Emily wouldn't believe it, Emily calling to her now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Who's who's Emily?

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Speaker 6: Ema? That's my girlfriend. I've been talking. I started get

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Speaker 6: Indie recently. I've always been telling you about her, and

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Speaker 6: I try to get her to listen to you. But

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Speaker 6: she said it was like nonsense or something, So I

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Speaker 6: say that love.

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Speaker 1: Oh, professor, Look I'm not I'm not offended by you

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Speaker 1: saying it's not. I don't know. If she can hear me,

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Speaker 1: she can talk to her real quick. Can I talk

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Speaker 1: to her real quick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here, Hello, I'm not offended that you said it was nonsense.

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Speaker 1: You don't have it's okay, I don't it's sometimes is nonsense.

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Speaker 1: I agree with you.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes it is nonsense, but it's whatever. Like I don't mind.

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Speaker 7: All right, I don't watch it a lot anymore.

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Speaker 1: Did it did it devolve into nonsense? Did it start?

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Speaker 7: Since that's what he took out of the conversation.

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Speaker 1: Tell what what? What was the conversation?

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Speaker 2: I tried.

450
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Speaker 6: I tried to play you. We were out one time

451
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 6: and I was in the car and I said, oh,

452
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 6: let's listen to therapy. Get go on the way home.

453
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 6: And she said something like, I don't want to listen

454
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 6: to some gecko talk about some nonsense.

455
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, And by the way, that's that's I know. I'm

456
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: not offended by that. That's the most That's so fair, okay,

457
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: because look, I'm a gecko and I'm talking about nonsense

458
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm I am blessed with the fact

459
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: that enough people exist in the universe that want to

460
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Speaker 1: hear a gecko talk about nonsense that I am afforded

461
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Speaker 1: the ability to do this. But I would be insane

462
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: to think that everybody in the universe wants to hear

463
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: a gecko talk about nonsense all the time. So I

464
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Speaker 1: get I'm not offended.

465
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Speaker 6: It's it's you know, it's it's reluctive. I understand.

466
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Speaker 7: At the point in time, I'd rather listen to music

467
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 7: and not a podcast when we're on our way to

468
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 7: get grocery.

469
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 1: You know, I can sing. Do you want me to

470
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: sing more in the podcast? And then maybe you'd want

471
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 1: to listen to it more.

472
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 7: I mean, don't do stuff for me, but that would

473
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Speaker 7: be what's.

474
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Speaker 1: Your favorite what's your favorite song? I'll sing it right now.

475
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 7: Oh god, that's a that's a hard question. You can't

476
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 7: put me on the spot like that.

477
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Speaker 1: Just what's the song you like?

478
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 5: Now?

479
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: What's the song you've been listening to? I'll sing it.

480
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 7: What's the song Michael Zipper by Brackhampton.

481
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck that is? So anyway,

482
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Speaker 1: I am.

483
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: I okay, go ahead, go ahead.

484
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Speaker 1: What do you know? You you were the one that

485
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: called me, You tell me what you wanted to talk about.

486
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Speaker 6: Well, I guess there's a couple different things. I could

487
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 6: always talk I mean, well, I guess essentially mentioned groceries.

488
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 6: I can talk to you about one problem I've been

489
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 6: having that people in my life, including my girlfriend, and

490
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 6: getting upset with me about. Then you can give me

491
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 6: your two cents. So I think I have a slight

492
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 6: addiction to stealing from the grocery store.

493
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: Ah, you're a klecto. Yeah, what are you stealing?

494
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 6: Pretty much all the food we get? So, like my

495
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 6: problem is, uh, I don't go grocery shopping until we're

496
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 6: like out of everything because I'm lazy. And the grocery

497
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 6: store which shall remain nameless, that I've been going to

498
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 6: near my house, I noticed that, like the staff is

499
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 6: very very low staff, very young staff that doesn't really

500
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 6: care as to what's going on. So I figured I

501
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 6: can just totally scan two or three cheap things and

502
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 6: be on my way. And that's what I've been doing.

503
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 6: And I save about eighty to ninety dollars every grocery trip.

504
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 6: And you know, grocery shit's expensive now now, Yeah, you

505
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 6: know I like that.

506
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: I like that You've the way that you've phrased it

507
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: is amazing. You're like, I save eighty I've saved eighty

508
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: to ninety dollars per grocery trip instead of saying I

509
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: steal eighty to ninety dollars worth of stuff every grocery trip.

510
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,959
Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's it's I think it's just one

511
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 6: of those one of those things where I mean, we're nineteen,

512
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 6: we only just moved into this apartment about six months

513
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 6: ago ish, and you know, money can get tight sometimes

514
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 6: and you gotta say, you gotta do what you gotta do.

515
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 6: And you know, I mean, I don't is it a

516
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 6: problem that I don't feel bad?

517
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: Well, I look, I'm not gonna judge you. I don't

518
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: you know, well, okay, you don't feel about what are you?

519
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: What are you stealing? And by the way, there's the

520
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: thing is I've never I dude, I've never understood like

521
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: it should theoretically, theoretically it should be so fucking easy

522
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: to steal from stores, right because nobody, like nobody in

523
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: the grocery store at the time that you're stealing shit,

524
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: has any true like steak in whether or not people steal,

525
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: like the like the person who's getting paid minimum wage

526
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: to bag your groceries, What the fuck do they care

527
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: if you steal anything, right, Like it doesn't come out

528
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: of their paycheck. They're not, you know, I don't know

529
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: if they they the grocery store gives them stock options

530
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: or whatever, so I don't they To me, I would

531
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: think they have no level of investment as to whether

532
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: or not you steal, So it should theoretically be super easy.

533
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: I've never understood, like, you know, like if I worked

534
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: at like best Buy, I'd let people steal TVs all

535
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: the time. Who what do I give a fuck?

536
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, there's no reason to play hero. You're not

537
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 6: You're not gonna get any more money.

538
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So what I mean, tell me what

539
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: are you stealing?

540
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 6: Pretty much all the necessities you need when you go

541
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 6: grocery store. I mean, you know, all of our frozen foods,

542
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 6: all the foods we get. We just I just got yesterday.

543
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 6: I went and I got a like toilet paper and

544
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 6: like water bottles and stuff, so pretty much anything you

545
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 6: would get on your regular big grocery trip. And like

546
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 6: I said, it's like threas in a play. So much

547
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 6: at once is because I get lazy and I don't

548
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 6: like go to the store until like I need to,

549
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 6: and I'm like pretty much out of everything. You know,

550
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 6: we have a problem where we run out of food

551
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 6: and pretty much this door dash for a straight week.

552
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 6: So it's like at some point it gets to be like,

553
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 6: all right, I need to stop wasting all this money

554
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 6: on door dash, and.

555
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: So your door dash, your door dashing for a whole week.

556
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 6: Maybe not a whole week, I'm not the exaggeration, but like.

557
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: Door dashing every day for a week costs like five

558
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

559
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, so maybe not a whole week with exaggerating,

560
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 6: but like you know, days on ending, right, or like

561
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 6: a couple of days out of the week, and we realize,

562
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 6: you know, it's better, let's just go get some groceries

563
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 6: because I'm just so god in lazy and I also

564
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 6: want to uh not spend a bunch of money on groceries.

565
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 6: So I, you know, and do what you gotta do.

566
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: Are you how are you stealing them? Exactly? Are you

567
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: bringing them to the self check out them?

568
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 6: Right?

569
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 3: Okay?

570
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 6: I do have a process, and you know, given the

571
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 6: the the the way the grocery store is and makes

572
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 6: it very easy. So there's like there's one like registered person, right,

573
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 6: and then there's like I would say probably eight self checkouts,

574
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 6: so there's only one person up front that like isn't

575
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 6: paying attention as to what's going on. And then the

576
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 6: other problem though, is that so every self checkout right

577
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 6: has a big like HD camera on it that's like

578
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 6: looking right at you. You can pretty much see. It's

579
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 6: like a self it's a face camera, you can see it.

580
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 6: So I just make sure that the shopping cart is

581
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 6: like totally out of frame, and then I will scan

582
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 6: like I don't know, like some sugar or something, a

583
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 6: couple of few things, spend like ten dollars, and the

584
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 6: receipt will come out quickly, put it in my pocket,

585
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 6: and then just walk out as if nothing happened, and

586
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 6: nobody notices, nobody says anything. You know, it's usually pretty

587
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 6: empty anyway, So that's kind of my process. You know,

588
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 6: if anyone is listening and is planning on stealing groceries

589
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 6: or like to, that's uh the way to do it

590
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 6: in my eyes.

591
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: At least, they make it so easy with these self

592
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: checkout things. I don't know what, Who are the fuck's

593
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: watching these, dude, that's just nobody's watching that camera.

594
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 6: Exactly like they put them there to intimidate you but

595
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 6: nobody's actually fucking watching them.

596
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: Is it bad that you don't feel bad? That was

597
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: your question. I mean, uh, dude, I don't know. I am.

598
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: I am far and away not a moral authority, So

599
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you how to feel.

600
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 6: I don't I don't think stealing from these billion dollar quarters.

601
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 6: I don't think they're meat stealing seventy dollars in the

602
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 6: product and these spelling dollar corporations isn't going to fucking

603
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 6: ruin their business, you know what I mean?

604
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, all right, well, well let's say everybody

605
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: did it, right, Let's say everybody stole all of their groceries,

606
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: then the grocery shopping industry would collapse.

607
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right.

608
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 6: But luckily, like most people that go here honestly are

609
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 6: like like old people, and they just, you know, just

610
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 6: buy all their stuff because they they're older, and you know,

611
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 6: they're old and don't know anything better.

612
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: But I think because they're old and they don't they

613
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: don't know any better, that they can just fucking.

614
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 6: Take the problem right now, is lying that my girlfriend,

615
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 6: she she doesn't want to go, she doesn't go to

616
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 6: the grocery work with me anymore. Because she gets very

617
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 6: anxious that we're gonna get caught. And that's what makes

618
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 6: me feel a little bad.

619
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever gotten close to getting caught?

620
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: No?

621
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 6: Not at least not in my eyes. No, it's it's

622
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 6: like the problem, it's that's the reason why I keep

623
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 6: doing it is that it's like too easy. Like they

624
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 6: almost set it up as if like they know they're

625
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 6: going to lose money. I don't get it, Like they're like,

626
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 6: why not just fucking employe some more like cashiers, you know,

627
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 6: get some more workers in there, get people some more money,

628
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 6: and they'll stop losing as much money. Because I guarantee

629
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 6: you they're like them having self checkout lines is losing

630
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,479
Speaker 6: them way more money if they were to just employ

631
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 6: a couple of people.

632
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure the most people who walk into

633
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: Target uh pay for their things. Uh, and enough people

634
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: probably don't, and like a few enough people steal that

635
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: it's really that much of an issue. Although I have

636
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, I know, like.

637
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 6: They lost like maybe it was like a crazy amount

638
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 6: of dollars yearly in profits because people are stealing.

639
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: I do what. There's like the funny thing is is

640
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: we're too idiots just talking about that. Like, there's economists

641
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: right who have written articles of of like does steal

642
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: that's an interesting question. Does stealing from Walmart or like

643
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: big corporations? Does it somehow trickle down to affect people

644
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: other than just like the folks who you don't have

645
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: stock in the company. I don't know.

646
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 6: I don't think it does.

647
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: What do you like?

648
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: Give me? Give me, give me an example of an item.

649
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: You stole steak, you still a steak.

650
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 6: I still steak. I stole I stole three steaks. I

651
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 6: ground chicken. I stole a bunch of frozen food. I

652
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 6: stole a pack of water, toilet paper, fucking a couple

653
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 6: of bags of French fries, like some bags of chicken,

654
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 6: just pretty much like I said, I mean anything you

655
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 6: would go in a regular grocery trip. I mean, luckily,

656
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 6: you know, it's just the two of us. It's not

657
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 6: like a big family, so we don't need like a

658
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 6: ton of groceries. Where Like, I'm afraid if it, like

659
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 6: the cart was like totally like loaded, then it would

660
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 6: be a lot harder to do this. But luckily it's not.

661
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 6: It's not like an insane amount of grocery because it's

662
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 6: just me and her, you know what I mean. So,

663
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 6: but yeah, pretty much everything. And you know, because it's

664
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 6: gone to the point where like it's almost as if,

665
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 6: like when you go to the store, when I go

666
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 6: to the store, release, I don't have to think about

667
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 6: what I'm getting because I'm not buying it, so I

668
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 6: just think something, Oh, that thing's find of cool.

669
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: I'll but that, you know, well, I'll say that, I'll

670
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: say that. I'll say this. The quickest way to you

671
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: getting super caught is to get so used to stealing

672
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: that when they do catch you, you're like, oh, fuck, I

673
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: forgot that this was even like illegal. This is just

674
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: so part of my routine going to the grocery store

675
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: that I forgot. Don't get to that point, because that's

676
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: that's right, that's when people get you know. That's all right?

677
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 1: Tell me this, Tell that do you have a do

678
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: you do you have a job? Do you have any money?

679
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: What's your job?

680
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 3: I delivered pizza, all right.

681
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: And now you don't give a fuck if people, like,

682
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: if people came to your pizza shop and stole pizza,

683
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: you wouldn't give a fuck.

684
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 6: No, what would have care?

685
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: Mm hmm do you do you make decent enough money

686
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: delivering pizzas that you could pay for the groceries if

687
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: you wanted to?

688
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 3: Oh?

689
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, But.

690
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: I was totally I totally thought that was not gonna

691
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: be the answer to that question because I assume, I mean,

692
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: do you make decent money delivering these pizzas?

693
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 4: I do?

694
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 6: Actually, I do make a decent, decent profit more than Honestly,

695
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 6: I think more people realize you can make as a

696
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 6: pizza livery driver. It's just I think the money that

697
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 6: I I because, like, don't I feel like a lot

698
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 6: of people that's problem. Like I I like will fucking

699
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 6: go on door dash and spend like forty dollars and

700
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 6: not even think about it, but like I'll go to

701
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 6: the groceryore and like that hands like four dollars. I

702
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 6: don't know if I can, you know.

703
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: What I mean?

704
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 6: Like it's so weird, Like I feel like things I

705
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 6: want I can spend money on without even thinking about it,

706
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 6: but like should I need like gas or a fucking

707
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 6: oil change or groceries? I like they're not like the smartest.

708
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 6: So I think that's what kind of led to like

709
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 6: me thinking, oh, I can just steal groceries.

710
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: That's just all right.

711
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: Let me let me get the counterpoint in here. Let

712
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: me talk to Emma again, Okay, unless if she's in

713
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: another room because she hates my voice that much. Oh

714
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: there you are, Emma, I.

715
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 7: Don't hate you. This is not gonna be a thing, Emma.

716
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so from what I have been told or

717
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: from what I gather, you're you are anti stealing from

718
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: the grocery store. You have this premonition that it is

719
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: going to turn out bad and he's gonna get caught,

720
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: and you don't want to be around for that.

721
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 7: I'm pro stealing. I think it's good if it's from

722
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 7: like not small businesses.

723
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 6: It's not a small business, by the way.

724
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 5: Just it's not.

725
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 7: It is not a small business. But I just have

726
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 7: bad anxiety. So like, if I know he's gonna go

727
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 7: there and steel like more than half the cart full

728
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 7: of groceries, I don't really want to be there. Plus

729
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 7: he's done it so many times. There's I've heard that

730
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 7: there's like a limit to how much you can steal,

731
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 7: Like if it's over like a thousand, then that can

732
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 7: be a selony. Then they'll catch you, and that's when

733
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 7: they like put the hammer down on you, and like,

734
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 7: I just know personally, I don't want to be around

735
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 7: when that happens.

736
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're at risk of the FBI literally raiding your pantry.

737
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I could see. I can tell you, I

738
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: can tell you how I can hate me so much.

739
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 4: I don't hate you.

740
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: Hated you hated my joke anyway, all right, I.

741
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 7: Didn't want to laugh at my own extent.

742
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: Anyway, But now I want to switch up.

743
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 7: The grocery store at least.

744
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 6: No, what we go to is fucking perfect for stealing.

745
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 7: Like, just switch it up every now and then go

746
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 7: to a different.

747
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 6: Risk then I might get Okay, you know what, here's

748
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 6: the thing.

749
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Michael. This problem is going to solve

750
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: itself because one of two things will happen. Okay, either

751
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: you will get caught or you won't. So the problem

752
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: we'll work itself out.

753
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, then what you get go on the computer.

754
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 6: We can you recommend that I do from this point forward?

755
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 6: What would you do in my position right now if

756
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 6: you were calling into another gecko on the computer about

757
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 6: this situation and they told you what you just told me,

758
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 6: how would you feel and what would think you would do.

759
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: Probably stops dealing with stuff in the grocery store.

760
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 6: I understand that's prob the right call.

761
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna start singing on the podcast that

762
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: your girlfriend doesn't hate it as much. I'm gonna do

763
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: it for her. Well, you know, Mike, is there anything

764
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: else you want to say to the me or the

765
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: god or the people of the computer before we go?

766
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: And thank you for defending me. By the way, Mike,

767
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.

768
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 6: Can I be one thing?

769
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 3: Actually?

770
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 6: I want to go. I'm planning on going to your

771
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 6: show in Philly, But like when I go on like

772
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 6: the website to buy the ticket, it says something about

773
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 6: like twenty one and over and I'm nineteen? Can I

774
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 6: still go? Does that work?

775
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 4: You know?

776
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: I grew up. I went to college in Philly, right,

777
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: and I attended my fair share of comedy shows and

778
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: events as a nineteen year old, eighteen year old, twenty

779
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: year old. And you know, I mean, I ask the venue,

780
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: But like, I don't want to tell you that you

781
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: should just go anyway, because I don't. I would hate

782
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: for you to buy a ticket enough to get in.

783
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: But I talked to the venue.

784
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 3: Okay, are you going.

785
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: To bring Emma I would like to.

786
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll go.

787
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for giving you shit. What's up?

788
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: Hit me up? What's going on?

789
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 3: Say?

790
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: Say your thing the people of the computer Mike.

791
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

792
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 6: Last thing I'll say is I probably started listening to

793
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 6: you like a month ago and delivering pizzas. Now it's

794
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 6: pretty much all I do while I drive is listen

795
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 6: to your podcast, and it is made my job lot

796
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 6: less boring and a lot more enjoyable.

797
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 2: So I appreciate that.

798
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 6: And yeah, I've been trying to call in and I

799
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 6: never thought i'd get in, but I actually got in

800
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 6: and I talked to you about one of my issues,

801
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 6: and I really appreciate it. Man, Thanks for the service

802
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 6: you do. I think it's really important letting people know that,

803
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 6: you know, talking about things can really help and everything,

804
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 6: and you know, just keep gecking it up and I'll

805
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 6: probably see you in Philly hopefully.

806
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. Man. Look, if you need a character

807
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: witness in court after they catch you stealing uh uh,

808
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: you know, cereal and toilet paper and shit, I got you. Okay,

809
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: I will show up in the Gecko suit to the

810
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania Court of Affairs and I will I will let

811
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: them know that you're a good guy.

812
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, man, I really appreciate that you.

813
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: Take care. Goodbye, Emma, goodbye, Mike.

814
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 6: Good night you too, call from.

815
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 3: Hello?

816
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: What's up?

817
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 3: Oh? Nothing? My girl told me to call y'all.

818
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: Your girls told you to call me? Yeah? Okay? What

819
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: are you by by your girls? Does that mean? Are you?

820
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: Are they your daughters? Are you in a polyamorous relationship?

821
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: What's how are they your girls?

822
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 3: Well? She has multiple personalities, so it could be the

823
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: poly relationship?

824
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: Okay? What what are her multiple personalities?

825
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 6: Oh?

826
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 3: Man? Trust is scary. She gets pissed off. She becomes

827
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: like angry. Have you ever seen like the gremlin when

828
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: you feed it after twelve?

829
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: That sounds more like an emotion than a than a personality.

830
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, she flips men, trust me. It's like a

831
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 3: whole different person. It's probably mainly because of the emotion,

832
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 3: but it's a whole different person.

833
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, And she told you to call me?

834
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like like a fan, like a major fan.

835
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 3: She's been telling me about your show for a while.

836
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 3: I just I think you.

837
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: And what what did Why did she tell you to

838
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: call me?

839
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. She's just like watching the stream she wanted.

840
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 3: She tried calling and she couldn't get on. She was

841
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: like call. I was like, okay, I don't even know

842
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 3: how this worked.

843
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's well, it's working right now. We're on the

844
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: phone together. We're talking.

845
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 3: So does that mean I'm on the live?

846
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: You are on the phone with a guy? Okay? So

847
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: your name is Tony. You have a girlfriend who so

848
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: far you've said only negative things about. Do you, guys,

849
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: do you actually like this person?

850
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: Oh? I love her?

851
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. What do you like about her? Oh?

852
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: She's smart and she's beautiful and she's so unique.

853
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: Hmmm. How did you guys meet?

854
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 3: You're never gonna guess it. We met at McDonald's.

855
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: Bullshit, I swear to god.

856
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 3: I was the cash was the cashier.

857
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: You were the cashier.

858
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 3: I was the cash here and she walked in to

859
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 3: get her job, and she asked me for the for

860
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 3: the manager. But I guess I don't know if she

861
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: like kind of asked me and it walked away, and

862
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 3: I was okay, And the next thing I know, she

863
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 3: ended up working there.

864
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: Oh so you met working together at McDonald's. I thought

865
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: she was just a customer.

866
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no.

867
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: That's fast. You know, it's fascinating that you can be

868
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: because there's look, and I'm just gonna be honest here

869
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: in no offense, but the McDonald's fast food uniform not

870
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: the most attractive clothing choice, and yet both of you

871
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 1: still found each other appealing right right right in that environment,

872
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: smelling like fries in Greece.

873
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: Right right, And you can't forget the beeping noise that

874
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 3: you can hear in your sleep. If anybody who's worked

875
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 3: at mcdonald's'll tell you about the beeping.

876
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: Noise, tell me more, what's the beeping noise?

877
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: So basically, anything anything that you put on, whether it's

878
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: French fries to the burger patties, it alerts to you

879
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: with this harassing like ear raping noise. It's just like

880
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 3: a beat, but it's you hear it non stop, especially

881
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 3: when you're in like either fries or in the kitchen anywhere. Basically,

882
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: this noise like penetrates so much into your head. I

883
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: could hear it when I was sleeping.

884
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 7: Mmm.

885
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: And what is what's the source of the noise? Where

886
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: does it come from?

887
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 3: It's just like an alarm on the fryars and the

888
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: grill where you put the burgers onto. It's just an

889
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: alarm that I guess integrated into the machines. But the

890
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 3: beat is like it's it's so weird. You can hear

891
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 3: it over anything.

892
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: I feel like, if the beef is constant, doesn't This

893
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: is the whole point of an alarm, that it's supposed

894
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: to be a foreign sound that alerts you to something,

895
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: where if the alarm becomes part of the ambiance of

896
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: the environment, it ceases to perform its function.

897
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: No, but it's so high pitched and it's it keeps

898
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: ringing until you turn it off, and I sort of

899
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 3: fries why fried? For about two minutes. I think it

900
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 3: was two to three. I can't really remember. But it's

901
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 3: just constantly going off the whole shift.

902
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Now, what is it that you said? What is it

903
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: that you said to her to turn your relationship from collegiate?

904
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: How it's from this from from one of coworkers to

905
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,479
Speaker 1: one of love?

906
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: What I said to her? Yes, well, it's actually weird

907
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 3: because I I actually didn't know her name for a while.

908
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 3: She kind of holds that against me.

909
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: Don't they fucking have name tags?

910
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she would never wear hers, it might be.

911
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: Now what what what did you? How did how did

912
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: how did your relationship turn from colleagues to lovers?

913
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 3: How did it turn from colleagues to lovers?

914
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: Oh?

915
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 3: Kind of just guess, little tiny flirting actions. I guess.

916
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: You know, she's significantly shorter than I am, so I

917
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 3: would just kind of flick her hat when I walk

918
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 3: past her and stuff like that. But then eventually she

919
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: started just coming in to check the schedule on her

920
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 3: days off and bring me cookies. That's when I knew

921
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 3: she was the one.

922
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: You would you'd flick her hat. That's kind of like

923
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: the whole if a guy is bullying you he likes

924
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: you thing.

925
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you could, Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But

926
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 3: it was the more flick.

927
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: When you flicked her hat, would she say stop in

928
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: like a playful tone.

929
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 3: Not really, I kind of just flickedd and' kt walking.

930
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 3: I was kind of nervous, you know.

931
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a nervous thing to do, all right. Now,

932
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: what was your first date? Was it a burger king.

933
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 3: King?

934
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: No?

935
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: No, no. We went to go watch the Jackie Robinson movie.

936
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: The Jackie Robinson movie, and was Jackie Robinson's triumph of

937
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: of of destroying the social norms of the time, Like

938
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: did that fire? You guys up romantic?

939
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: You can't attention to the movie?

940
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: Why why? Why not?

941
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 3: It didn't catch my attention. I just wanted an excuse

942
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: to spend time where nothing else good was playing. It

943
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 3: was during the lockdown, you know, during COVID. Uh yeah, yeah,

944
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: I don't.

945
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: You know, I don't. Here's the thing I've never I've

946
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: never understood. I've never understood a movie first dates. It's

947
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: a It's a horrible idea in my eyes, because how

948
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: are you supposed to talk? You can't really talk during

949
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: the movie.

950
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 3: Right, you're right, right, Well, it was we were the

951
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: only ones in the theater.

952
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: Ah, oh really, cod, so we kind of just.

953
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 3: Had a dark space to ourselves at the movie playing

954
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 3: in the background.

955
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: You guys didn't like finger each other in the movie,

956
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: did you?

957
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 3: No? No, no. I was not fingered during the movie.

958
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: Nol sart.

959
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not the cops. You can tell me if you.

960
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 3: Did, oh no, no, no no.

961
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: That'd be fun. This would be a funny thing for

962
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: somebody to be undercover doing. It would work Like if

963
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: I was an undercover cop. People people tell me crazy

964
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: things all the time.

965
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 3: Right, what's the craziest thing they've teld you?

966
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: Man, I don't even know I've tell you you're the

967
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: I do wonder what number of person you are that

968
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: I've talked to on this show. If you're if you're

969
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: like number one thousand and three hundred and twenty five,

970
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: that's my guess. Anyway, how's the relationship going?

971
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: Now?

972
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: What do you guys do together with with your how

973
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: do you what do you do to spend time with

974
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: each other?

975
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 3: Well? We work together again at ups now.

976
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: Randomly?

977
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we actually applied for the job to

978
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 3: get it.

979
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. That's like, that's like a life date.

980
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: Yeah what I said just made sense. But it's like

981
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: a life date.

982
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. Almost. You get to see her at work every day.

983
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

984
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 3: But other than that, you know, we just do like

985
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 3: normal still go out to get some food and stuff

986
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: like that.

987
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: Okay, what how long have you guys been dating for?

988
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 3: It's gonna be three years.

989
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of French fries.

990
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been dating for two and a half years.

991
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 3: And she said hi, she told me to tell you,

992
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 3: She said, hi, Well, I it sounds.

993
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: It sounds like she wants to talk to me more

994
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: than you do. I'm down to talk to her. Are

995
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: you guys in the same room.

996
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 3: No, No, she just sent me a message. She lives.

997
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 3: She lives with her parents.

998
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, ask her, ask her if there's anything that

999
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: she wants me specifically to talk to you about it?

1000
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: Because it was considering it was her idea to have

1001
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: have you told me she's.

1002
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 3: Watching you live, so you know, I don't know what

1003
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 3: she wants me to ask you. This is pretty cool.

1004
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 3: I've never been on a show before.

1005
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: So she made a message in the chat she said,

1006
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: I do Okay, what is it? I want to know

1007
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: what it is that she wants me to talk to

1008
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: you about.

1009
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 2: Let me ask her?

1010
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what did she say?

1011
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 3: She's not asked her. She wants to join the call.

1012
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: But i'd also join the call to have her call.

1013
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: Do you know how to merge a call? Have her

1014
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: call you and then she can merge the call.

1015
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm having her call me right now.

1016
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: All right?

1017
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 3: Just a I've been how long you've been doing this

1018
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: this show?

1019
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: I've I've been doing this for about as long as

1020
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 1: you guys have been dating I've been doing it since

1021
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: June of twenty twenty, so it's been should go a

1022
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: little bit of time. Oh she's here. Hi. Hi, what's

1023
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 1: your name? I'm Liz, Liz. What's that up? Liz? Apparently

1024
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: you you had something in particular that you wanted to

1025
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: talk about.

1026
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 4: Dude, I've been watching you every single night. I'm obsessed.

1027
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, man, I appreciate that.

1028
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 4: Can we talk shit about my boyfriend's mom?

1029
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: Can we talk about your boyfriend's mom? What? What? What

1030
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: is upsetting you about your boyfriend's mom?

1031
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 4: So, like, I have trouble. Okay, a long time ago,

1032
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 4: I would let people step on me right, and now

1033
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 4: I don't. But like if I let someone step over

1034
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 4: me and I don't say anything about it, I hold

1035
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 4: like a really hard grudge. And that's what that's what happened. Like,

1036
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 4: let's just say it's not been very nice to me.

1037
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 4: Me her h, my mother in law hasn't been very

1038
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: nice to me, and so like I don't say anything

1039
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 4: to her, you know, because I want to keep the peace.

1040
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: But in what way? In what way is she not

1041
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: nice to you?

1042
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 4: I would like give her right places, and like one day.

1043
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 7: She decided to like I could tell she didn't want.

1044
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 4: Me to go over to her house, but she realized

1045
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 4: I could do her a favor of taking her somewhere,

1046
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 4: and so I was nice enough and I did. And

1047
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 4: as soon as I took her home, she started like

1048
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 4: indirectly calling me a wore?

1049
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 1: In what how does somebody indirectly call you a whore?

1050
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: Feels like I'm tired of these girls being in my

1051
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 4: house and little girls as in a whore. She was

1052
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 4: saying the word horse, and like I was.

1053
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: She she said, I'm tired of these horrors being in

1054
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: my house. Referring to you.

1055
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was the only girl in there

1056
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 3: directly to her, but I mean it was obviously directed

1057
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 3: to her.

1058
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: Did you tell? Did you? What was your response to

1059
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: your mom calling your why are you married wife soon

1060
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 1: to be your fiance a whore?

1061
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 3: Well? I couldn't really say much, but it kind of

1062
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 3: just got her out of the situation. You know, we

1063
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 3: left my my fiance and I left the house. But

1064
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 3: the thing is with my mom is like if you

1065
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: if you try to argue with her, it's like arguing

1066
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 3: with a wall. You won't win, you know what I mean?

1067
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: And I told her that's not cool because she's like

1068
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: that in the past. But it's like it's like talking

1069
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: to a grown child. Okay, you know, you know kind

1070
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 3: of hits the you know, the old school, old reliable,

1071
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 3: I'm your mom, so I'm right, you know type of move.

1072
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: I feel like you, Well, I look, did you tell

1073
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: your mom, hey, don't call my girlfriend a horror? Did

1074
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: you try?

1075
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 3: And then she's like, she says, when I told her that,

1076
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 3: she said, I wasn't calling her whore? What if the

1077
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 3: shoe fits? Wear it?

1078
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 1: And she said she said that.

1079
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 3: Yes, I swear to God, no fucks given.

1080
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: Why dude, why is your mom? Why is your mom

1081
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: so mean to your girlfriend? What is the what's the deal?

1082
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 3: I think, well, what do you?

1083
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 1: What do you think?

1084
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: I think.

1085
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 4: My theory is she like has some like emotional like

1086
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 4: incest thing going on towards him, like you can't live

1087
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 4: without him emotionally.

1088
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: Whoa emotional incest?

1089
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1090
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 3: Both fellas funny.

1091
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: Bro, What do you think about your girlfriend saying that

1092
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: you have some form of emotional incest with your mother.

1093
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 4: Like, not him, but like her.

1094
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 3: That would be one way street. I mean, I can

1095
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: see why she would think that, because it is kind

1096
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 3: of weird. You know, like she like does anything in

1097
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 3: her power for me not to leave, and then anytime

1098
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 3: I do leave, I come back it is just oh see,

1099
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 3: this is why I don't like when you leave, because

1100
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 3: I get scared and I get nervous, kind of like

1101
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 3: a dog that has separation anxiety, you know.

1102
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no she Yeah, it sounds like your mom is

1103
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,919
Speaker 1: jealous of your girlfriend that she gets to spend time

1104
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: with you, and but I'm there for spending less time.

1105
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 3: And anytime I'm home, it's just constant nagging. You know

1106
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 3: that kind of makes you not want to spend time

1107
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 3: with person.

1108
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: Get how old are you guys? There's are nineteen and twenty?

1109
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah damn all right. I was gonna say if you

1110
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: guys were older. But do you do you rely on

1111
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: your mom for uh financial support?

1112
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: Now it's actually vice versa.

1113
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh ship your your mom. You pay for your mom

1114
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: to live and eat food and stuff.

1115
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 3: You's like a child, which is kind of irritating.

1116
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 8: You know.

1117
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: Look, man, you guys, you gotta tell your mom. You

1118
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: gotta be like, if you want my ups McDonald's money,

1119
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,959
Speaker 1: you gotta stop calling my ups McDonald's girlfriend of whore, right.

1120
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 3: Right right, because I'm mcloving it and it's not.

1121
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: Cool because you're because you guys are making MC love

1122
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: and it's not cool. Oh yeah, is the Will there

1123
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: actually be McDonald's at your wedding?

1124
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 4: I mean there can be, see you know, you.

1125
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: Know I haven't. I don't like to promise things because

1126
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: I could sit here and pretend to be cool and

1127
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, guys, I'm gonna do. I'm

1128
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: gonna go to your wedding. But then I would just

1129
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: I would just not do it. So I would rather

1130
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: disappoint you. I would rather disappoint you now than delay

1131
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,720
Speaker 1: then create excitement that will make the disappointment even larger.

1132
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 4: Will you at lease come to Dallas again?

1133
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll definitely come a Dallas again.

1134
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 5: Great, you guys.

1135
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: Want to If you guys want to get married conveniently

1136
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: around my tour dates for next year, it would definitely help.

1137
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1138
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, please please do not please?

1139
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: You got I got in again in your mind. I

1140
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: could hear you like taking that serious. Don't plan your

1141
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: wedding around my tour dates.

1142
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 3: Oh they But I have a question for you. I

1143
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 3: have a question for you.

1144
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: What's up?

1145
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: So what is the best ice cream. I guess you

1146
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 3: could say menu item and McDonald's.

1147
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: You know I have best ice cream menu item at McDonald's. Oh,

1148
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: I had a frozen sprite. I don't know if that counts,

1149
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: but at a frozen sprite limonade and that was pretty great.

1150
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 3: Oh.

1151
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 5: Can I share the secret?

1152
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: Oh, you have a secret. What's the secret?

1153
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 4: Well, I want to share the secret of why the

1154
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 4: ice cream machine is always broken.

1155
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 3: Yes, I would love to hear that auto McDonald's gonna

1156
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 3: get you remember watch it. It's fine.

1157
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 4: They put me on fries for like eight hours straight.

1158
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 4: I can do them. So the ice cream machine is

1159
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 4: not really broken. It's just like constantly being like cleaned.

1160
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 4: But the cleaning process takes like four hours literally, so

1161
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 4: you know, you get lucky or you get unlucky if

1162
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 4: you come for the ice cream.

1163
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Or sometimes the manager just wants to be a base

1164
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 3: and cleans it early and then just shuts it off

1165
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 3: and says, don't sell ice cream. They make us live.

1166
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, may are you going to tell your mom? Did it?

1167
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: Stop calling your girlfriend?

1168
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 6: Of horror?

1169
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? Moves?

1170
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: Should you try some of your karate moves? I look,

1171
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you I look, I I I

1172
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: don't know whether or not you actually have karate moves,

1173
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: but I will tell you that in in nothing of what,

1174
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: nothing of anything of any situation you have described to

1175
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: me on this call, UH invites you to use your

1176
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: karate moves. So I'm gonna say no, oh, because.

1177
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 3: I was walking a lot of cool with Kay. You know,

1178
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 3: I actually binge watched it. It's pretty good. Have you

1179
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 3: seen it?

1180
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean, unless if you unless, if you want to

1181
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: threaten to beat the shit out of your mom if

1182
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: she doesn't stop calling your girlfriend, which I wouldn't recommend.

1183
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to. I don't know

1184
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: if you want to say, if you want to, like

1185
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: set up a little fucking uh piece of wood in

1186
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: between two cinder blocks and be like, stop calling my

1187
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend a whoreor Kiyah and then hit it. I think

1188
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: that would help get the message in her brain a

1189
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: little bit more.

1190
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 3: Right right, That probably would help. I don't know, though.

1191
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you guys want to say to

1192
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go?

1193
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 4: No, but I want to say that I love you

1194
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 4: and I'm going to keep watching you.

1195
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: Thanks Liz, Thank both you guys, man. I appreciate it.

1196
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: Thanks by the way I look to here's the thing.

1197
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: I go to McDonald's far too much, far too often.

1198
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: And so you guys are kind of like my you know,

1199
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: when people like support the police, it's like the the

1200
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: blue line you got, I support you guys like it's

1201
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: the the thin the thin yellow line when all when

1202
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: all other options for food at one o'clock in the

1203
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: morning are gone. You guys are the thin yellow line

1204
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: between you know, me and UH and chaos.

1205
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 3: Well, is there a limit on how many times we

1206
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 3: can join? Like, if I try to call tomorrow, will

1207
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 3: I purposely.

1208
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: Not be try to call tomorrow, I'll be mad at

1209
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: you don't do that. Thank you guys very much for call.

1210
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: I'll call you. I'll talk to you guys around. I'll

1211
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: see you guys around the universe.

1212
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 8: You to take care on the line.

1213
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 2: Well, you're like, he's not really be an expert.