WEBVTT - Triple Casket - 10.2.26

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<v Speaker 1>It is time now for today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>The fee is free unless you win. All right, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a triple casket. Triple casket. See, this is

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<v Speaker 2>how you save a lot of money. If you can

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<v Speaker 2>put three all in one.

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<v Speaker 1>You have lost your mind. I thought you meant three

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<v Speaker 1>different caskets.

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<v Speaker 2>All the wakes is the same day. All the funerals

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<v Speaker 2>is the same day. This is a triple casket. All right, CatDog,

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<v Speaker 2>if you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenkins Mortuary. This is Calvin. I'm going to help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, how you doing? You said Calvin, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Calvin. How you doing? My name is Brandon, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon Giles. Okay. I'm calling.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got somebody that has passed, actually. Three people have

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<v Speaker 2>passed away. I thank you for that, man. It was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of expected. So, you know, it wasn't something that

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<v Speaker 2>caught us off guard. But, you know, but all in all,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're still grieving about losing our loved ones.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wanted to give you all a call.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who

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<v Speaker 2>we want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Take care of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>OK. We can definitely help you with that. And. Once again,

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to let you know that we can

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<v Speaker 3>pretty much do the whole gambit. We can make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that you're new to taking from now on. We're here

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<v Speaker 3>for you. Just wanted to get that out. What is

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<v Speaker 3>your main need? You said three people, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>customize caskets?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we do gold plating, engraving. We even have a

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<v Speaker 3>new thing where we can put a picture of the

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<v Speaker 3>person on the outside, like a semi-gloss coating.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a couple options. Yeah, I don't need that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know gold or nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, what I want to do, is it any way

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<v Speaker 2>that you could maybe customize a casket that can accommodate

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<v Speaker 2>three people?

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<v Speaker 3>Um, uh, yes, like we, we, we can, we can

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<v Speaker 3>customize each individual casket for each individual.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no. Calvin, that ain't what I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is if I, I want to like,

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<v Speaker 2>like I, like I said, these, my cousin, they was

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<v Speaker 2>all close. You know, I don't have a problem with

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<v Speaker 2>all three of them being in the same casket.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Um, To my knowledge, as far as I've been in

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<v Speaker 3>this business, I'm not really sure we can actually do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but what's the problem? If we can get

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<v Speaker 2>them all in there and close and leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, sir, I mean, I think that's a... I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even think, for one, it's legal in this state or

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<v Speaker 3>any state, three people in one casket. And ethics-wise, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not really something that... How can I say that? We actually,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you

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<v Speaker 2>ought to be able to put as many people in there.

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<v Speaker 2>If you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to get three people in there, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the customization is important. is the outer side of

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<v Speaker 3>the casket. And maybe, you know, some people even put

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<v Speaker 3>TV screens on the inside or some of their loved ones' mementos.

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<v Speaker 3>We customize it for that, you know, color-wise, size.

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<v Speaker 2>So what about when there's a person real big, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a heavyset person, you know, you got to have a

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<v Speaker 2>casket that can accommodate.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you ought to be able to put three

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<v Speaker 2>people in one casket if they can fit. If you

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<v Speaker 2>put two one way and one the other way, then

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<v Speaker 2>you ought to be able to have all three of

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<v Speaker 2>them in there at one time.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there anybody else around you and your family that

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<v Speaker 3>can help talk with me about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to you right now. I'm trying to accommodate

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<v Speaker 2>my cousins and get them straight. And I'm asking you,

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<v Speaker 2>can we get them in a casket, one casket that

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<v Speaker 2>can accommodate three people?

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<v Speaker 1>If you put two pillows on one end, one pillow

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<v Speaker 1>on the other.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not something we're really comfortable with.

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<v Speaker 2>That ain't something your a * * is used to doing, Cal,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm calling you, telling you that's the way I

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<v Speaker 2>want this customized, man.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, brother. Look, brother, brother, just chill

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<v Speaker 3>out with Custa, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So we're trying to get three people... Sir, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a standard plan. It'll be a low-end standard plan

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<v Speaker 3>for three individual....

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have enough money for three individual caskets.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep telling you that. We got room for one casket.

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<v Speaker 2>We just need the s * * * big enough, man,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can get everybody in there and close the door.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I know this is a time of.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't got to go back and forth with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Build the s * * * that I need so

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<v Speaker 2>I can bury my family.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to help you.

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<v Speaker 2>Won't you tell me you're going to get three people

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<v Speaker 2>in the casket looking good?

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<v Speaker 3>We can't do that. We cannot do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck you out of that, man? I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>one going through bereavement.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that, but you're using foul language. We can't

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<v Speaker 3>do it, brother. You hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no. No, hold on. My cousin them said

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<v Speaker 1>they wanted to use.

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<v Speaker 3>No, sir. No, we can't do it. Okay, look.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, y'all going to bury these three people, and

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<v Speaker 2>you going to put all three of them in the

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<v Speaker 2>same casket, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Two on one end and one on the other one, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, if you're drinking, just stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something, man. Let me say this

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Your name's Calvin, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it is, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Calvin, let me say this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Either y'all going to bury my cousins the way I

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<v Speaker 2>want it, or Calvin, you're going to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Your ass whooped.

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<v Speaker 3>Who you talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's it right there, sir. I've been trying to

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<v Speaker 3>be as professional as I can. This whole conversation is

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<v Speaker 3>crazy as it is. But now.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't nothing crazy about it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I want you to bury my cousin.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on down here. I got some places to put

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<v Speaker 3>your body and your cousin's body. How about that, huh? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you talking about doing something to me now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't sound too confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you right now. This ain't the place, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not the one. You will be in the ground messing

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<v Speaker 3>with us. Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to f * * * you up. How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Calvin. Okay, Calvin.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something, Calvin. Me and Tommy are

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<v Speaker 2>going to be down there to date in. I'm bringing

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the f * * * is Tommy, huh?

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<v Speaker 2>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked, Calvin.

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<v Speaker 3>This some b * * * h. Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all had me ready to whip my... I just want

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<v Speaker 3>to know who put you up to this s * * *.

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<v Speaker 1>Reginald that works at the... Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to whip Reggie's s * * *. You

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<v Speaker 3>better watch what you drink. You better watch what you eat.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on your s * * * to revenge, Red.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Calvin, give me this, man. What's the baddest, and

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the baddest, radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey morning show.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all got me. Y'all got me, man. Y'all got me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why? Come on in the room. Triple cash. Y'all cool

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<v Speaker 1>with that? You got it. Do we have a choice? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't got no choice. Get in there. When you

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<v Speaker 1>get in there, you don't know you in there no way.

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<v Speaker 1>You just in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And it would be good to be in there with somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>In case you do wake up, turn over, whatever. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not asleep. You're dead. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why it doesn't matter if you're in triple

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<v Speaker 2>or quadruple or single.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get in there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all that matters. The Nephew is coming to town.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the Comedy Zone, Greensboro, North Carolina. I will be

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<v Speaker 2>there October 22nd, 23rd, 24th. Tickets are on sale right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, that's the Comedy Zone. Greensboro, North Carolina. October 22nd, 23rd, 24th.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets on sale right now. After that, Jacksonville, Florida. Duval, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Zone. Once again, Halloween weekend. So that's 29, 30,

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<v Speaker 2>31 of October. 29, 30, and 31.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. All minds clear. All right. All minds are clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, nephew. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.