Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,
Speaker 1: my name is Tit David.
Speaker 2: Oh. I'm calling from and I was looking for a
Speaker 2: customer name Emma, who had emailed in a complaint.
Speaker 1: Just called a follow up on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, this is Emma. I'm just really upset and
Speaker 3: pissed off because I tried calling you guys yesterday and
Speaker 3: waited off holds for forty five minutes, and I've looked
Speaker 3: at my tracking information apparently doesn't exist. And I've been
Speaker 3: waiting for my items for over two weeks and I
Speaker 3: paid expedited, so all that money is just wasted.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it sounds like you ordered something from us
Speaker 2: and you had called up, but you were on hold
Speaker 2: for a while. And it says when you put in
Speaker 2: the track in number, it says that it's shown an era.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just says, well, it just says it doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: It doesn't necessarily say error.
Speaker 1: It just goes doesn't this as it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Like when you put socks in the dryer, and you
Speaker 2: know you've noticed that sometimes you put socks in there
Speaker 2: and then for some reason, one sock comes out. You
Speaker 2: put two socks in, one sock comes out always does that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why my dry eats socks. Is you
Speaker 2: d I eat socks?
Speaker 3: No, does not eat socks.
Speaker 2: And then I'm walking around with unmaching socks. I had
Speaker 2: to put on unmatched socks today, feeling pretty off.
Speaker 1: If off, I'm be all honest, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Can you stay on task? I wasted my time already
Speaker 3: forty five minutes yesterday with you guys. I need to
Speaker 3: figure out what is going on with my delivery.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I'm so sorry about this. You know, sometimes
Speaker 2: I just get to going and then my mind I
Speaker 2: have the mind of a squirrel sometimes, you know, it's
Speaker 2: on the one thing in the other and I just
Speaker 2: got to keep my eye on the net, and that was,
Speaker 2: you know, there's be a little bit of a squirrel
Speaker 2: there thinking about my socks. And two socks come in
Speaker 2: the dry, one salt comes out, got matching mismatched.
Speaker 3: So sorry, I really need you to stay on pask
Speaker 3: what is happening with.
Speaker 2: My Sorry about that squirrel brain kicking in again? Huh okay,
Speaker 2: So let me just pull up the order here. And
Speaker 2: while I do that, I just wanted to ask you
Speaker 2: a question about do you think that hot air balloons
Speaker 2: should be squirrel sized? I've never seen a hot air balloon.
Speaker 3: About hot air balloons? I want my delivery figured out? Right?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: See how it would be cute swirls up there in
Speaker 2: those little hot air balloons riding around. But I don't
Speaker 2: think ethically that's a good thing to do, because you
Speaker 2: know those squirrels up there, they never been a hot
Speaker 2: air ballue before.
Speaker 3: Can you get back to my delivery? Stay on touk please?
Speaker 3: Can we stay on time?
Speaker 1: Yes? I don't for this, you stay on task.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your delivery? Yeah? Do you have a tracking
Speaker 2: number for me?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do, Yes, I am.
Speaker 2: I got my catches in it out. You want to
Speaker 2: throw that tracking them on out to me? I will
Speaker 2: catch it. I could catch it on a baseball field.
Speaker 3: Okay, here comes eight one three.
Speaker 2: Right, got the at one down here? Just gonna type
Speaker 2: that in see what comes up. Do you think that
Speaker 2: the origins of pineapple on pizza was an accident or
Speaker 2: some sort of intentional culinary revolution invention?
Speaker 3: By the way, can you just stay on task? I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about pineapple on pizza. I
Speaker 3: just want you to stay on the.
Speaker 2: Task, the task in hand. Yes, I would. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry about that. Yes, that squirrel brain kicking in again.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. My grandma used to say I got
Speaker 2: the attention span of a gnat on top. By the way,
Speaker 2: NAT spelled the g N a T. I wonder why
Speaker 2: they spelled it that way, because it's a NAT.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I never had a NAT, but I've
Speaker 1: had plenty of I'm sorry what I've had plenty of?
Speaker 3: Thats delivery.
Speaker 2: Oh that's correct. You are waiting for delivery that has
Speaker 2: not showed up. Yes, okay, so let me see here,
Speaker 2: type in the number and I'm going to need to
Speaker 2: read that number to me again one more time. I
Speaker 2: got you gave me phone numbers.
Speaker 4: Emma, this is actually this is actually Jubil from the
Speaker 4: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1: Tom set you up. This is joke.
Speaker 4: He said that you've been waiting for a package and
Speaker 4: you were on hold the other day with them for
Speaker 4: forty five minutes, and then emailed them upset.
Speaker 1: He wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad because I was going insane.
Speaker 2: Well I'm going insane too, trying to figure out why
Speaker 2: to spilled it good that when it should just be
Speaker 2: an aid.
Speaker 1: This is like wasted use of a chap wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone pranks.