Speaker 1: Welcome back to lip service, and we now have a
Speaker 1: very special guest with us plases here. Heyder, the first
Speaker 1: thing I noticed that you have three phones people have?
Speaker 1: What does it mean when a guy has three phones?
Speaker 1: He had to analyze this. Very busy, he says, he's
Speaker 1: moving weight. Okay, yeah, we can use this later. I'm
Speaker 1: in the FEDS and checking. What does it mean, Stephanie.
Speaker 1: If if the guy has I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: three I think too, you know, one phone for your family,
Speaker 1: one phone for business. I don't really want to speak
Speaker 1: to that much. And the third one I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the messy phone. I don't know. Okay, right, three phones.
Speaker 1: You're a very busy man. You just got at you
Speaker 1: answered all those and if people hit you, like, tell
Speaker 1: us what each one represents? This phone is? Hey, I
Speaker 1: don't even know. I don't even know the numbers or nothing.
Speaker 1: I just and let me give you guys another game.
Speaker 1: If a guy always sits with his phone face down,
Speaker 1: you see how all three what does that mean? It
Speaker 1: means he doesn't want his text messages to pop up
Speaker 1: and you'll be able to see the Lucretia's no, no,
Speaker 1: it just means it's my phone, and I pay the
Speaker 1: bill and if I want to turn it over, I
Speaker 1: can turn it over. Maybe that's it just makes us
Speaker 1: really really curious what's in his phone? What's but don't
Speaker 1: sleep because people keep their phones up like this our
Speaker 1: player to absolutely trust. Now I keep my phone off.
Speaker 1: You play us to show you something too. I just
Speaker 1: got thet to me the other day. It's got the
Speaker 1: tin on it. They said, of somebody beside you and
Speaker 1: they're trying to look at why do you need right
Speaker 1: the other side? I couldn't see it. You can't see
Speaker 1: it's clear? Yeah, ye, people, what's going on with you though?
Speaker 1: That you need? I like doing business. I just like
Speaker 1: talking to people. Okay, well we are going to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Since you're like doing that so much, we
Speaker 1: don't get anyone to play. It's called pump her or
Speaker 1: dump her. Okay. Now, if a woman does any of
Speaker 1: these things, or if this is a scenario you're in,
Speaker 1: you're going to say whether you were pump her or
Speaker 1: dump herman? You know what it means you? All right,
Speaker 1: maybe you would say smash what would you where would
Speaker 1: you your mass? That's appropriate, all right? Pump dump it
Speaker 1: all right, she doesn't have any female friends. Is that
Speaker 1: a bad sign? No, definitely, pump Stead tell everybody you've
Speaker 1: business so you definitely you see how smart that is.
Speaker 1: She's she's a winner, she's a keeper. Stephane ain't got
Speaker 1: no friends zone. Yeah, I don't like hand full of
Speaker 1: girl friends. But I don't trust I don't trust girls
Speaker 1: who running packs like ten girls in a group in
Speaker 1: the center, like y'all talk about each other, just ten
Speaker 1: girls exactly. We really did, and I was covering friends definitely.
Speaker 1: So girls that have a lot of friends, I just
Speaker 1: should know most of the time it's a messy situation
Speaker 1: if they got a lot of friends. But yes, I
Speaker 1: mean I like having female friends. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything wrong with that. I just for me personally, I
Speaker 1: like having a small amount of female friends. What do
Speaker 1: you say you've always I feel like you've always had
Speaker 1: a lot of female friends. Though until I got stand
Speaker 1: in my bad how much have you been through since?
Speaker 1: I mean, we're having a lot of hand of friends.
Speaker 1: I went through a lot of messy stuff having a
Speaker 1: lot of female friends, and I got stabbed in my back,
Speaker 1: stabbed back, and it was bad. So ever since then,
Speaker 1: I've just learned to keep my circle a little bit
Speaker 1: smaller and not put my business out there because if
Speaker 1: nobody knows your business and they can't run and tell
Speaker 1: your business. Well, my listening, I remember you having a
Speaker 1: lot of friends, but a lot of them aren't here
Speaker 1: anymore with us. You know. I obviously have had, you know,
Speaker 1: situations of betrayal that I've had to get through. But
Speaker 1: I like my girlfriends looking like the United Nations. When
Speaker 1: when too many girls in a group resemble each other
Speaker 1: too much, same hairstyles, like the same guys, kind of
Speaker 1: look like we're cut from the same cloth, similarity breeds contempt,
Speaker 1: you're just setting yourself up problems. I like my girlfriends
Speaker 1: like vanilla chocolate. But if you can looking like the unitination,
Speaker 1: we're not competing with each other because women naturally compete
Speaker 1: with one another. So I like my friends look the
Speaker 1: same guy that's going for you, it's probably not checking
Speaker 1: for me, and vice versa, because you're very distinct. I
Speaker 1: kind of of like guys don't really have a type
Speaker 1: like that. Some guys guy don't have a type. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: guys kind of just go for whatever is available. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you never had a situation. End of the night. I
Speaker 1: liked you. Whatever's around? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I'm very persistent. I'm particular. I'm very particularly. So you
Speaker 1: have a type, you would say, yeah, I definitely got
Speaker 1: a type. What's your type? Its not for me. I'm
Speaker 1: a fascinating, a hard working women. By the way, he
Speaker 1: sent all of us flowers much. You know what y'all
Speaker 1: need to what the flower you? We didn't bring the flower.
Speaker 1: I think we should around. I'm trying to everybody that
Speaker 1: come on lip service, they gotta brained them. That was
Speaker 1: very charming, By the way, charming. I just broke up
Speaker 1: with a guy because he didn't send me flowers. He
Speaker 1: didn't understand that sometimes when you were absent, leave something
Speaker 1: in your absence for me to keep remembering you buy
Speaker 1: because I got a short term memory. That cost a
Speaker 1: lot of money. Though a rose is fine, a rose,
Speaker 1: I think it's something about being thoughtful. Exactly how much
Speaker 1: money right? Exactly? Flowers is the easiest way to express
Speaker 1: Just make me remember you're an edible arrangement. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: girls love to eat. I asked them for roses when
Speaker 1: I went and it was like, no, that's terrible. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't do roses. You should do and she yeah, she
Speaker 1: went to name and all kind of flowers that I
Speaker 1: want familiar with. But I'm from the South, so I
Speaker 1: thought roses were still the thing. I wouldn't have thrown
Speaker 1: them back at you. But these are different. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we all got different you got different arrangements. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to throw the roses back. I like roses was
Speaker 1: not in. They're fine. But they say that different colored
Speaker 1: roses mean different things. That like red roses mean love,
Speaker 1: and I think yellows friendship and so forth, and pay right,
Speaker 1: damn it is wait this periity. I think I thought
Speaker 1: all right, So back to the question, she doesn't have
Speaker 1: any female friends? You say pumping? Yeah, definitely all right,
Speaker 1: pump to dumping. You got to give her a hug
Speaker 1: in the club and she got on the wat trainer.
Speaker 1: Don't you can feel it? But you anybody? Why were not?
Speaker 1: It don't matter we ask if we do wear them,
Speaker 1: we're definitely not wearing them. It depends. If I met
Speaker 1: her and she had the waist train on, she got
Speaker 1: to keep it on like forever. What do you mean
Speaker 1: if I'm pumping on she gotta keep because I feel
Speaker 1: like if I meet you and you got on the
Speaker 1: waist trainer, I'm infatuated with how I see you. So
Speaker 1: if it's because you got a waist train on, is
Speaker 1: why you look appealing to me? Then you shoulder She
Speaker 1: got damn right now, you gotta get no I got,
Speaker 1: But I feel like huge waste trainers like hugging a cop.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? When you like us, I
Speaker 1: think you're afraid that when you let the waste trainer out,
Speaker 1: she's gonnade like a thing about it. If they start shooting,
Speaker 1: you can throw it right, You'll save my life. Conditional pumper, conditional,
Speaker 1: she gotta keep it on? If you always trying, y'all
Speaker 1: cool with me? We wear them around the house. We
Speaker 1: don't wear them. Don't wear them like you know when
Speaker 1: I feel like I got little swell on the side,
Speaker 1: like one of my light bulbs is swelling up on
Speaker 1: the side, Like everybody here, some other ones. What do
Speaker 1: you guys do when they want to hide stuff? Like
Speaker 1: we have all kinds of things. We got booty pops,
Speaker 1: we got waste trainers, we got ain't we got we
Speaker 1: we got everything. What y'all do I mean? I guess you.
Speaker 1: I guess it very depending on what it is he's
Speaker 1: trying to hide. But for me, like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty much a straight shooter. But you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like the waist trainer thing is damn mail waist trainers.
Speaker 1: They've done in the middle with the wat trainer, I
Speaker 1: think guys, Um, no, I'm not saying you guys were hats.
Speaker 1: It's their hair. Yeah, okay, that's like a waste trainer. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: For me, I think I've always been I think since
Speaker 1: I was probably like thirteen fourteen, I always feel like
Speaker 1: the hat complimented the tire. But yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: know it. Well, not used to because I still know
Speaker 1: this guy, but I know a guy I'm familiar. He
Speaker 1: would always wear like a hoodie or like a jacket
Speaker 1: to how this muffin tops did he have himps to
Speaker 1: go with them? Guys are just just got their bodies,
Speaker 1: And he always kept on the jacket or a hoodie.
Speaker 1: And I never could understand why. Every time I saw
Speaker 1: him heople have like a jacket like this one, or
Speaker 1: like a hoodie. And then one time they said that
Speaker 1: he couldn't wear it in the club, and he said,
Speaker 1: I ain't going in there. Security was that big? He
Speaker 1: took it off when sex of course, when he didn't
Speaker 1: mind the muffin tap if it was yo was alone.
Speaker 1: But I ain't been in the club. Don't you just
Speaker 1: wear a bigger T shirt? Why don't you just thinking? Like,
Speaker 1: but I don't know why that just sorry it right?
Speaker 1: I don't know what. But men don't do all the
Speaker 1: stuff that we do. I feel like women don't care
Speaker 1: as much about how men look like you still was
Speaker 1: I cared muffing top? Yeah, what do you have been
Speaker 1: with you with a muffin top? I think so? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's money important. Yeah, looks are important for me. I
Speaker 1: like my guys fit athletic bodies. I work hard for
Speaker 1: my body and not only do I get class of surgery,
Speaker 1: but I start myself. That's the water we drinking. What
Speaker 1: money import? And he said for us a woman just
Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, I mean I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: in struggle mode with you know I mean that. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not looking like it's not one of the
Speaker 1: main things I'm looking for, Like, oh, he has to
Speaker 1: be a millionaire to date me. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: allow you have to be joined at the very least
Speaker 1: better than me, A very least that I would say this, Okay,
Speaker 1: I believe that money matters to the point that you
Speaker 1: have to be doing something and be somewhat ambitious and
Speaker 1: make some money because I don't want to take care
Speaker 1: of you if you don't have it. You need to
Speaker 1: be able to take care of yourself. I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: need you to take care of me, but you need
Speaker 1: to be able to handle your own business. Like you
Speaker 1: can't be asking me for money, like to pay your
Speaker 1: because I agree. Like, if you're an aspiring rapper at
Speaker 1: the age of I don't know, thirty eight, give up
Speaker 1: the struggle boot just you know, get a job with benefits.
Speaker 1: But when you get a job with benefits, I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid of dating a bus driver or a garbage man, fireman,
Speaker 1: guard stand worker. With money, you would be a catman.
Speaker 1: But I want you to be a somewhat established yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to be established, you know. And I feel like
Speaker 1: it's very important. Um the kind of guy that I
Speaker 1: did to want a girl who's doing well for herself,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really like digger and guys that
Speaker 1: are just tricks. They want to pick a girl up
Speaker 1: from the strip club and take care of her. She
Speaker 1: doesn't have to work anymore. I was making me. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just saying, but you know, like or
Speaker 1: even just pick up a girl and just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, just a girl just regular, just doesn't have
Speaker 1: a career, she doesn't do anything with herself and just
Speaker 1: wants to take care of her. I feel like it
Speaker 1: shows how am I. It shows a lot about a
Speaker 1: man stinking and you know that if he wants a
Speaker 1: girl who's successful or not. We applies you have money,
Speaker 1: you could take care of a little bit of money.
Speaker 1: Ain't got too much money now we see all the
Speaker 1: jewel and everything. I mean I got a little bit
Speaker 1: of money, okay, but you could afford to take care
Speaker 1: of a woman said she didn't have to work. I
Speaker 1: want to take care of a woman. You mean personally,
Speaker 1: I want to take care of him. I won't no
Speaker 1: woman to have to work. And I'm kind of I'm
Speaker 1: a little different when it comes to that. I feel like,
Speaker 1: for me, I just want you to spend your time
Speaker 1: looking good, keeping me together. So I don't want no woman.
Speaker 1: I think that might be just a little bit of
Speaker 1: the southern I want to meet you I want you
Speaker 1: to have something going. I want you to be ambitious,
Speaker 1: and you know you you ain't gotta match me dollar
Speaker 1: for dollar. But I don't want you to just know,
Speaker 1: but you should want a mash of wand girl with
Speaker 1: ambition and goals. But then when what if she gets
Speaker 1: at you and she's like, what tying a quick job?
Speaker 1: That's what I think, that's awful, that's what he wants.
Speaker 1: I just want to. I want to when I meet you,
Speaker 1: but then but then I got you. You You ain't got
Speaker 1: right and Bison doesn't really work that way though you
Speaker 1: can't woman, she's I'm still I'm cool with that. I'm
Speaker 1: cool with are using me for what it is that
Speaker 1: I do like I want to be to provide. I
Speaker 1: want to go out and get it and bring it back.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, if you home and you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm adding, we got a hundred million because of you,
Speaker 1: here's seventy dollars because of me, seventy one million and
Speaker 1: seventy dollars. Women in a bad situation sometimes because now
Speaker 1: I got to ask you for money every time I
Speaker 1: got to drive, and then I haven't been It don't
Speaker 1: work at house hard. I haven't been working out because
Speaker 1: I've been with you for four years. But ain't that.
Speaker 1: I know, I ain't that, dude. I'm gonna dude, I
Speaker 1: want you to have you give your own card. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you your own account. That's gonna stay. I
Speaker 1: wanted to stay here, whether it's you know, a fifty
Speaker 1: dollar bag, like where are you from? Because it was
Speaker 1: part of the South, because it's part of the Suns
Speaker 1: that I'm not trying. Okay, Yeah you're not okay, man,
Speaker 1: then they just they know how to take care of theirs.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I want you to ask me for nothing,
Speaker 1: so I want to make sure you have it so
Speaker 1: you don't have to ask for But what does you
Speaker 1: feel vulnerable being with a man that you had to
Speaker 1: rely on him like for money. I just love to
Speaker 1: know what that feels like it I would love to have.
Speaker 1: I just love a situation like that and it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel good. I mean I didn't have to rely on
Speaker 1: him for money because I still made my own money.
Speaker 1: I just didn't make as much money as I was
Speaker 1: used to making, so he did feel that void. But
Speaker 1: there was times when I had to go to him
Speaker 1: like I want or I d X y z, and
Speaker 1: it just was like, but why right, Like I want
Speaker 1: a new bag, I can't just buy it, but now
Speaker 1: I gotta ask, And then you act like you have
Speaker 1: an attitude. Right, And I've been in a relationship where
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for anything and he to hear about
Speaker 1: anything and everything, and I didn't have a job, And
Speaker 1: it feels awful, right, It feels awful having asked for
Speaker 1: everything you need when you need paths, when you need
Speaker 1: he can you go get me some jambons? I need bons?
Speaker 1: She like you had six dollars. I have no body.
Speaker 1: I asked this question the other day, like it's women
Speaker 1: out here taking care of man. No, no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sugar mamah. Yeah. I need to find Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I can't get too expensive, Like ain't nobody buying your
Speaker 1: orders and stuff? Stay home? I stay home. I cleaned
Speaker 1: up all that ship. You really need to take. No,
Speaker 1: I don't do no launcher. But okay, well you would
Speaker 1: be a terrible staying hard boyfriend, like I can't do
Speaker 1: make pork chats though I don't know anymore. You're gonna
Speaker 1: let you add out what's no? No, y'all eat healthy? What? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? Pump or a dumper. She asked you if
Speaker 1: you want a party, and she pulls out of Molly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: park hel So I want, I want, But so you
Speaker 1: wouldn't even have something? Do I got it? Do you
Speaker 1: don't have to? Oh? No? No? Not? Yeah? Nothing? What
Speaker 1: about it? This cocaine? Oh? Is it limits to like? What?
Speaker 1: Why Molly and not cocaine? I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like Molly has cocaine in it or heroine or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I've never done anything
Speaker 1: else other than it's a little bit weak. I'm still
Speaker 1: a little different man cocaine. So no, okay, So Molly's fying.
Speaker 1: No to cocaine, no shooting of heroin, no cracking, Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold what about a guy that does Molly? I'm not
Speaker 1: with it. I don't like it. I don't like gods
Speaker 1: some through drugs. What about we even pills? I like
Speaker 1: God to smoke like gra that's my age group. I
Speaker 1: don't I haven't been on a guy who's taking my igra.
Speaker 1: I don't think. So you know it right, you're not that,
Speaker 1: I know? But you being super quiet because I just
Speaker 1: had a whole thought go through my head. Everybody here.
Speaker 1: What was your thought about this older gentleman that I
Speaker 1: used to have little rendezvouss with and I swore he
Speaker 1: was on the little blue pill. Yo, I swore it.
Speaker 1: I could never prove it, but I just did tell
Speaker 1: because he would never stop. It's a little engine that could. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could and could and would. I used to be
Speaker 1: like too much. I just try. I just to pull
Speaker 1: all of my tricks out the bad to try to
Speaker 1: get him defend it. And it's just laver. I was like,
Speaker 1: it has to be a little bit filled. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: sometimes too long it is not good. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Guys think that, like marathon sex is so awful. Rug
Speaker 1: burn after a while. Women necessarily norathhone every once in
Speaker 1: a while. Whats in a marathon? Like? How long is
Speaker 1: an hour? That's how I'm vanilla? Remember I'm doing? Is long? Okay? Girls? Duration?
Speaker 1: I mean you could if you stop and like from
Speaker 1: start to finish, watch the New Edition movie or something.
Speaker 1: I wanted to take an hour hour. It's like a
Speaker 1: drunk a drinking night, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: was fine if I don't got to get A drinking
Speaker 1: night is longer than hate. I love drinking. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Somebody give me a drink. Somebody you got
Speaker 1: a drink? We get hit his dream. I can't finish.
Speaker 1: I can't bisex oh all day, every day. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what talking to Jesus? What's the perfect amount of time
Speaker 1: to have sex? Would you say? I say thirty minutes? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a nice time. Right. You
Speaker 1: can even get a little sucking in, right, she said,
Speaker 1: what you say? That's a quickie? If I get his
Speaker 1: quickie five minutes, yeah, yeah, in the room closet, even
Speaker 1: even like eight minutes is a quickie like a quick
Speaker 1: eight Yeah, that's a good quirky, that's a good quick
Speaker 1: that's a good quick okay. But in a normal session
Speaker 1: for me minutes, I'm gonna like give oral for a
Speaker 1: good fifty about to do it? I don't if it
Speaker 1: ain't like your mono is. There's no vanity and a blowjob,
Speaker 1: no narrow and me running, no vanity in head, No
Speaker 1: your hair be sticking to you. Always have a cliff
Speaker 1: in your bag. On my wrist, on my wrist, there
Speaker 1: is my wrist. I'm ready, okay, So what's your time?
Speaker 1: What's your g I think forty five minutes to an
Speaker 1: hour's okay, all right, yeah, I think currently got to
Speaker 1: get a that's my that's my normal thing right now
Speaker 1: with the current. When it's good, that's when you're like,
Speaker 1: we don't go last thime forty five minutes. It's true
Speaker 1: with my current. Hey, Melissa, what do you say? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm all to thirty is standing and it's a good time.
Speaker 1: But if I like, if i'm if I really like you,
Speaker 1: which is just really hard to find these days. Um,
Speaker 1: forty minutes, you know, but ten each you know, you
Speaker 1: mean when you say it's right amount time to have sex,
Speaker 1: a perfect amounts some gyms with the war that dies,
Speaker 1: the eyes you gotta be tearing, the nose gotta be running,
Speaker 1: the mouth's gotta be wet. Does that hand drip? Does
Speaker 1: it happen when guys go down? I need I need
Speaker 1: that open. I need to you know. But what about
Speaker 1: for guys when you go down on us? Do your
Speaker 1: nose be running? No? No, because it's not that type
Speaker 1: of it's not that type of anyone You're you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's you know, I want to say that
Speaker 1: the ears is all connected. But what I always when
Speaker 1: it goes down on me too, then I want his
Speaker 1: nose reading. No, you don't want all that, but I
Speaker 1: want to hear some more about this nose, right, because
Speaker 1: I always told somebody that they told me they thought
Speaker 1: that was nasty restaurant. That's because you want able to
Speaker 1: breathe that your back, you're working, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's when you're crying and not in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're going on in the makeups running, do you
Speaker 1: look up at him too? Because yes, girls, your brain
Speaker 1: the mines. I'm no more good, motherfucking folking me when
Speaker 1: you look at the mines. Boys, man, what about to
Speaker 1: think about my lash? Fall of love? What you gonna be?
Speaker 1: Asked you a question during that? Do you talk? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How you answer questions? What's the point
Speaker 1: of asking a question at that time? I mean some
Speaker 1: people like to communicate, you know, But now do you reciprocate?
Speaker 1: Because we had to ask the earlier and she was
Speaker 1: complaining that her boyfriend doesn't go down on her, but
Speaker 1: she always want her to do it to him. As
Speaker 1: a man, you gotta you gotta eat it. You gotta
Speaker 1: eat it. That hold on, hold your applause, do you
Speaker 1: like doing it because I like enthusiastic. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've met men that literally I liked it or not
Speaker 1: they needed to do like them like types. Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean I like to listen, I'm coming at you with enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: Then I want you to meet me with enthusiasm. Here
Speaker 1: you go what I'm saying. Nobody wants to half asked.
Speaker 1: Trust me when I said, trust me when I say,
Speaker 1: no man has ever come flamed, ever complained about my technique,
Speaker 1: and I expect the same. Yeah, you go, just put
Speaker 1: you to be enthusiastic about it. Yes, be enthusiastic. Listen,
Speaker 1: if if your sex game good, you ain't got to
Speaker 1: be that enthusiastic by eating it. Now, you can make
Speaker 1: sure when it's time for you to eat it that
Speaker 1: you step up to the plate. But you ain't got
Speaker 1: the soon as she walked in the house, all your
Speaker 1: clothes on and ship and you just start eating it.
Speaker 1: Ain't gotta be like that. This is good to me.
Speaker 1: I mean I was gonna say with that, I'm going
Speaker 1: to speak for for somebody who has a vagina that
Speaker 1: I don't mind you walking in the room to close
Speaker 1: on and going to town on me. That wants a
Speaker 1: month fair enough special, Let's okay. How about would you
Speaker 1: go down to a woman and I expect you to
Speaker 1: do anything in return? Is that okay? Like just making
Speaker 1: this is just for you baby? Let her finish on that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're all in a situation,
Speaker 1: you know, situation ship, Yeah, not no, not random, you
Speaker 1: don't you don't random do that? All right, here's the
Speaker 1: next one, pumper or a damper. She doesn't have an
Speaker 1: outbreak right now, but she does have her being. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: you know pumped everything. So now we gotta ask you, Pumper,
Speaker 1: A dumper called the age. So many people have her peace.
Speaker 1: But you know an he told you, no, you don't
Speaker 1: get no paths. I would say thank you and goodbye.
Speaker 1: Godless said we wouldn't find a dumper on this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know nobody, guy, I don't have your friends.
Speaker 1: Nobody got no irvan. Yes, I'm sure we're not to
Speaker 1: employ people. Someone in this room, probably one of the guys.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that's the place together. Probably a bat
Speaker 1: executive got hurt. Ain't nobody ain't got nervous. You can't
Speaker 1: even function have an outbreak right now? All right, pumper
Speaker 1: or a dumper. She's allergic to condoms. Oh, you dump
Speaker 1: because you have to think about it every all her
Speaker 1: previous partners. She's saying, oh I can't have sex, Las
Speaker 1: lampskin doesn't protect you. Okay, they never mind. Friend, that
Speaker 1: was like he died a long time. He's been left.
Speaker 1: But no, that was his motto. I remember that. He
Speaker 1: used to tell me all the time. No, I'm really
Speaker 1: used to telling me if a girl, if he was
Speaker 1: going to have sex, well and if she go if
Speaker 1: if she didn't ask them to put on a condom,
Speaker 1: then he put on the condom. But if she asked
Speaker 1: him to, yeah, then he wouldn't. That's so backwards. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just put on a condom all the time?
Speaker 1: Put on the condom? Everyone, stop off everything. Listen, let's
Speaker 1: be honest about this. Callingdom than I had this conversation to.
Speaker 1: Most people enjoy the philip, are you? That's when they
Speaker 1: do it. It's such a big difference. She needs a
Speaker 1: big difference, and it's so much better with other condoms
Speaker 1: for you, it's even better for us, you know women?
Speaker 1: Can you better for myself as well? Wrong? He leaves
Speaker 1: the condom ruins my pussy, and then it ruins it,
Speaker 1: and then it really is my My guy got a
Speaker 1: big dick. So we're using magnums and if anybody has
Speaker 1: had some takes bad Trodan guys, it smells like rob.
Speaker 1: So basically we're telling people kind of But they say,
Speaker 1: when do you oh my god, when ye like, when
Speaker 1: do you say I'm talking about the amount of time?
Speaker 1: When do you say, okay, it's safe. I don't listened.
Speaker 1: I always told my partner, I listened. It's just a
Speaker 1: conversation at my homeboy that I always told him. If
Speaker 1: I see a woman around y'all for more than more
Speaker 1: than six months, she baked. They just boughttom line. You
Speaker 1: see like six different women around him for six months, babe,
Speaker 1: Because I feel like if a woman around you for
Speaker 1: long within six months, you like something else about her
Speaker 1: besides the sex, right, Okay, So I gotta be really
Speaker 1: digging up. So what does that have to do with
Speaker 1: not using a condom? No, But that was the conversation
Speaker 1: that me and them had. They was telling me that,
Speaker 1: you know, bay and condom, Yeah, I don't go to go.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had sex with somebody the first time?
Speaker 1: And not. You said, no, that don't happen. You respond,
Speaker 1: that's really just people that don't like germs and all that.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I ain't him, but i am. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm under the umbrella. Yeah, I'm the next down. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm really, I'm not even a German pope. I'm a
Speaker 1: paranoid person. I'm a really paranoid person. I don't trust anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't trust my mother, like I don't trust any mother.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, I'm serious. Even even being in a long
Speaker 1: term relationship, even being with somebody for six months, five months,
Speaker 1: four months, it's it's scary not be not having protect
Speaker 1: when you give him. What about you perform oral sex?
Speaker 1: You don't use the time linked when you're when you
Speaker 1: suck for yeah, when you suck it, you as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're having sex, I mean, how have sex about
Speaker 1: sucking first? Like you have to get it going, even
Speaker 1: if it's already hard, you got anyway. Oral sex is
Speaker 1: a part of four play and my wife's already that's
Speaker 1: a good way to examine everything, to get a nice
Speaker 1: close that we can't look all right, Yeah, look at
Speaker 1: it makes you a good sniff at it? You face
Speaker 1: examination of it. I've never seen anything and been liked,
Speaker 1: but nothing good. I've been loved to, thank god, but
Speaker 1: not every guy dated long term and had sex with
Speaker 1: has gotten or you know, yeah, please pleasure. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: choosy about who I think deserves it and other so
Speaker 1: oral sex is more important. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, let me say let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. My girlfriend, my best friend in high school,
Speaker 1: this is when we were virgins. She gave a guy,
Speaker 1: she went down on a guy, and he told everybody,
Speaker 1: and her reputation was just trashed. I was traumatized for her.
Speaker 1: So oral sex to me has always registered as a
Speaker 1: little taboo. So it's been a it's it's just something
Speaker 1: I take very seriously. Sex and sex everywhere because you
Speaker 1: could get you think you just got to ensure you.
Speaker 1: Just keep in mind, keep in mind my first you
Speaker 1: keep in mind my first experience with oral sex was
Speaker 1: even my experience, and I was fourteen at the time,
Speaker 1: so it resonated for however, I'm good with it now.
Speaker 1: I'm just like everybody. Yeah, him, no, him, no. There's
Speaker 1: some guys that just I just want to taste them, yes, right,
Speaker 1: right right, and these other guys around like he looks
Speaker 1: I'm not he looks like he doesn't need enough pineapple
Speaker 1: trying to I'm not gonna have sex with a guy
Speaker 1: that I don't want to taste, you know. So it's
Speaker 1: just it's just it's just like if it goes along
Speaker 1: with it, like I want to I want to get
Speaker 1: my I just I want to get hey, I want
Speaker 1: to suck. I want to stop right in the middle
Speaker 1: now never right in the middle of right in the
Speaker 1: middle of stroke number eighties seven. I want to stop
Speaker 1: their levels to or elsex, though, do you say I do?
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna get on the testicle. What you know,
Speaker 1: are there levels? Like I'll do this, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna there's levels, But the level is how intense you
Speaker 1: take it. Like I can give a medio ger blow
Speaker 1: job if I want to, you know, I could just
Speaker 1: give a sleepy one and I could take a nap
Speaker 1: lazy side. I mean, I can just give him a
Speaker 1: little taste, you know. Or I can go all in
Speaker 1: and let the ship start pouring face. You said to
Speaker 1: stay off the what what was them? You said? Stay
Speaker 1: off the what what time? You said? You to that time? Ye?
Speaker 1: Because I'm what you kids know, it's a bad You
Speaker 1: gotta hold them and then lick them. When deep throws,
Speaker 1: you gotta like let your touch touch the balls on faint.
Speaker 1: You know you're not that like hitting it from the bag.
Speaker 1: She like goes and GRIBs him. Man, I got to
Speaker 1: get right in when I they're gonna talk about them tills,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you just can't. You know, there is levels
Speaker 1: when it comes to how much, how far you go,
Speaker 1: how much you give you know. Yeah, so with the balls, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when you're hitting it from the bag
Speaker 1: and you when he's hitting it from the bag, you
Speaker 1: reach over from behind your legs and grab though they
Speaker 1: go crazy, they crazy? Is that you man? I'm study
Speaker 1: that's a school, but that's the school. Have you ever
Speaker 1: cried during sex guys? Love? No, I didn't, no cry,
Speaker 1: I didn't sign but I ain't didn't. No, tools ain't.
Speaker 1: That's a great during sex with you. That's happened. That
Speaker 1: kind of thrown me off though a little bit. Some
Speaker 1: women say it. They get scared. Yeah, I'm scared about that.
Speaker 1: That hurt you. I'm sorry. No, I just talked to
Speaker 1: the second more than you don't yell different not not
Speaker 1: not I'm killing you yelling. I don't like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what do you like? I'm just bad? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I just like you to egg me on, egg me on,
Speaker 1: a little ego stroking. Yeah, I love that, all right,
Speaker 1: hopper a dumper. She looks different without her makeup on,
Speaker 1: like a completely different person face, then, so don't matter
Speaker 1: because I feel I guess the majority. Y'all correct me
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, But I think the majority of women
Speaker 1: that wear makeup look kind of different with it also,
Speaker 1: But let's say she looks like crazy without it, like
Speaker 1: a different like a different person, not attractive. Is this
Speaker 1: the first time we find the half sex or strong honey, Like,
Speaker 1: let's say her face melted off in the shower and
Speaker 1: he was like, whoa, yeah, eyebrows messing. But that's kind
Speaker 1: of like looking at a woman. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: So you're okay with it? Okay, all right, no, that's
Speaker 1: that's happened. But you know, so I said, I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of it, But I say, yea in the
Speaker 1: middle with Are you the type of person that once
Speaker 1: you get in the situation, there's just no backing out.
Speaker 1: You gotta just finish because there's guys that are like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's stink, but I gotta fit because I started, not
Speaker 1: that they will definite that it stinks, but I already
Speaker 1: don't start it, so I gotta finish. I just I
Speaker 1: was just like at a barbershop practically, and they were
Speaker 1: all talking about it. It's just like they just don't
Speaker 1: back out. They're just like they're like, I gotta understand,
Speaker 1: yeah something, I'm just like back out. What are you crazy?
Speaker 1: You could smell it. The girl's gonna go in and
Speaker 1: she don't smell, right, don't you smell yourself? Do you
Speaker 1: think any period of time that a woman has, she
Speaker 1: can be clean but have some form older must musty,
Speaker 1: She must like right after her period, exactly exactly right
Speaker 1: before you, right before before you get your period. It
Speaker 1: is that like yeah, yeah, it's like this, this smells
Speaker 1: like pennies almost, it's like copery. Yeah, and then after
Speaker 1: sometimes this is not completely completely on like it. So
Speaker 1: it's money. That's life, that's here. It's basically your body.
Speaker 1: Was just like, hey, I'm ready to get pregnant. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: well listen. We wish that mother Nature would send us
Speaker 1: an email saying you're not pregnant this month, but unfortunately
Speaker 1: it comes in the form of menstruation. But unfortunately. Okay,
Speaker 1: but one said before and once said after, it's both
Speaker 1: both evacuating that one week, the days before the days after,
Speaker 1: it's narly different. It's kind of nars the day before
Speaker 1: in the day after. Yes, basically a one week, so
Speaker 1: I need to start acting that. Yes, one week out
Speaker 1: the month. If you should get a calendar or check
Speaker 1: for us. It's that's still not a very pungent. It's
Speaker 1: not like a stink. It's not. It still doesn't stink.
Speaker 1: It depends how she takes care of herself. And I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a pungchent owner. I were coming from mom, alright,
Speaker 1: pump or a dumper. She has a sex tape online? Oh,
Speaker 1: not like that one, but an amateur like you know,
Speaker 1: somebody made a sex tape, put it out and it's
Speaker 1: out there. I used to care about that, but I
Speaker 1: think times you change a little bit. I think I
Speaker 1: probably don't care about that as much, so I probably
Speaker 1: say it don't matter. Would you look at it? Ohts
Speaker 1: on serious week, little trailer. I mean, like, let's just
Speaker 1: say it's early on and you know the sex tape
Speaker 1: is out there, Your boys don't seen it? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna go look at it? Say that again? It's early
Speaker 1: on you guys just started dating you like her, you've
Speaker 1: already had sex with her, But she does have a
Speaker 1: sex tape out your friends have seen it. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna You're not gonna watch you now? You said already
Speaker 1: like her? Yeah, a little bit isn't. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even put myself and that's it. Now I won't watch it.
Speaker 1: I want watch it. How could you not? If you're
Speaker 1: if you were dating a guy and he had a
Speaker 1: sex tape, ot, would you look at it? Ye? Would?
Speaker 1: And not only would I looking at me? My friends
Speaker 1: who put it on TV married onto the television. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably would watch drinks. It would take me a while,
Speaker 1: it would Oh my god, I forgot this happened to you, Melissa.
Speaker 1: I did forget you did look at a sex tape?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was my fiance and it was while we
Speaker 1: were together, So yeah, that was he made it while
Speaker 1: they again, and it was a girl that he was
Speaker 1: lying about. So every the whole conversation we were having earlier,
Speaker 1: all those flashbacks were just like popping in my I
Speaker 1: forgot that happened to you. Yeah, I dodged a bullet there,
Speaker 1: did you know? Boy? That? Wow? I found the box.
Speaker 1: I was like, I know only two of these are mine?
Speaker 1: The rest of them? So where's your tapes? Oh? I
Speaker 1: destroyed those suckers. I should have kept them though. When
Speaker 1: you guys make a sex tape, but you like cognizant
Speaker 1: of who has possession of them and also how you
Speaker 1: look on it though, like do you be like I
Speaker 1: gotta make sure I look at here in the six tape.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I've mastered in the angles
Speaker 1: of recording myself doing sex. I watched you master at
Speaker 1: the recording angles right there. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So when all right, there's like there's levels to recording
Speaker 1: a sex tape. You do it on your phone now right,
Speaker 1: so from the front right, from the front angle it
Speaker 1: always has you should be recording it, like the woman
Speaker 1: should be recording it. If he's on top of you,
Speaker 1: you should be here recording right and then right and
Speaker 1: you have the phone from from behind here recording and
Speaker 1: it should be like another angle, like you have to
Speaker 1: make sure your arms are like really strong, that your
Speaker 1: body crushed down it never come from underne here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when you're recording yourself sucking, it's always good. This,
Speaker 1: this is good. This is a good place. Side the
Speaker 1: side good. That's the special side to side when you
Speaker 1: can hold the phone to here and still go in
Speaker 1: here and catch all with it, right with it one?
Speaker 1: Maybe you holding yourself. Yeah, well yourself, I'll hold it
Speaker 1: sexy profile, you get the sexy, but this you want
Speaker 1: to I never made a sex tape, never made a
Speaker 1: sex no. Never, as like she's scared to do something
Speaker 1: like that ever, Angela. Just use your own phone, but
Speaker 1: still listen. They got the eye cloud and all kind
Speaker 1: of things happening. You never know. You n lush your phone,
Speaker 1: people hack into your phonecloud sharing because of that. Oh
Speaker 1: you had a bad experience. No, Um, I just felt
Speaker 1: like it's just not safe to have yourself up in
Speaker 1: the Yeah, it's definitely same like nudes. I have like
Speaker 1: fifty photos on my phone and naked. Well, I know
Speaker 1: it's that's right. Ship these three felons, there's some type
Speaker 1: of sex tape in there. All three always figured anytime
Speaker 1: you can have sex, always remind I act like I'm
Speaker 1: being filmed, So okay, now that you act. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I act like I'm being pretty tell you something. You
Speaker 1: want to know what? I would love to see his
Speaker 1: d MS? I would love especially on a Saturday especially.
Speaker 1: We can tell you right now, right now, let's look
Speaker 1: at it. Let's look at his ms. Listen, it's unsolicited tension.
Speaker 1: You didn't see anything. It's just people sending you stuff.
Speaker 1: Check us, dam let's see. Can we let you know
Speaker 1: how many messages you got to do? Instagram? He's trying
Speaker 1: to move it, but it's not going nowhere. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we'll go and and so help me out because this
Speaker 1: is my phone. I don't understand. Okay, let's see. Let
Speaker 1: me see. Wait to click on a picture or something. No, wait,
Speaker 1: why is this? I don't even see his thing on here?
Speaker 1: Have you ever sent a penis? And I ain't ever
Speaker 1: something I wanted them? I called him busts and I
Speaker 1: ain't never kind, I ain't something never out of penis.
Speaker 1: They're called busts. We called busses. Well from why is
Speaker 1: it called that? I don't know? They just can't bust it? Baby, No, no,
Speaker 1: y'all believe uses. I ain't ever something. I never asked
Speaker 1: you for him? Yeah, so I didn't have to happen.
Speaker 1: So why don't you send it? I didn't try to
Speaker 1: fit the ful, fake me somebody out before you said
Speaker 1: someone else's penis nose the thumb right there. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you just happen. Well just finger you wouldn't want no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. The kind of people don't have you guys
Speaker 1: asked for tick pecks, teen picks, yes, like I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't like unsolicited dick picks. Get those other time,
Speaker 1: please stop sending me, get them, get all the time.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but sometimes you know when I don't
Speaker 1: want somebody, Yes they do, it's not women with the penis,
Speaker 1: Yes they do. You know what you do. They'll send
Speaker 1: a picture because you know we have lip service. And
Speaker 1: then like snap Chambers has not penis, like they really
Speaker 1: want to not want us to rate it. And if
Speaker 1: you're dating the mandy, would you ask him to send
Speaker 1: you mean personally no, Wait, I'm making my speen saver um.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Sometimes you know, I haven't seen a
Speaker 1: guy that I wanted a while. I might want. Just
Speaker 1: don't put your face in it. I think, so I
Speaker 1: don't want to like, send your penis don't put your
Speaker 1: face in it. Do if I'm just angle on the here,
Speaker 1: so any big, I don't want to picture. I agree,
Speaker 1: I just want it if I wanted, I just want it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to picture of it when it's beautiful
Speaker 1: or you're thinking about it. You want to say, think
Speaker 1: I would like to have a penis when maybe on
Speaker 1: a FaceTime FaceTime you did show me a diick on FaceTime,
Speaker 1: But I don't want you to send me a picture
Speaker 1: you I don't want when you're thinking about wanting that
Speaker 1: old thing that sense that to you and you're just
Speaker 1: like okay, so yeah, yes, I like those not unsolicited strange,
Speaker 1: strange penis, not unslicited strange. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: I don't want here awkward, but like stuff that I've
Speaker 1: had contact you with already. Fine, right, all right, Well
Speaker 1: that was pumper or dumper. So basically we learned that
Speaker 1: applies will basically pump almost anyone except a person with
Speaker 1: hurt with her and and yes and no condoms new condoms.
Speaker 1: All right. So now here's the last thing that we
Speaker 1: want to do with you. We each submitted a story
Speaker 1: and we want you to read it and guess who
Speaker 1: submitted each story if you have to guess. Okay, one
Speaker 1: of them is really long. Let's see read it all
Speaker 1: it's about kissing the guy I need it, and you
Speaker 1: guess which one of us submitted it. All right. I
Speaker 1: was kissing a guy in his car and I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go any farther and he started masturbating and moaning. Well,
Speaker 1: I read that one more time. I was kissing a
Speaker 1: guy in his car and I wouldn't go any further
Speaker 1: and he started masturbating and moaning. It is Melissa. It
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like a Melissa story. It does. Know what's
Speaker 1: it's like? Not Melissa, na I get one? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't get that one right? That was me? Okay, now
Speaker 1: hold on one second. I was going to be able
Speaker 1: to tell paces of elimination. We tell who it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that was. Okay, it's fine, there's
Speaker 1: still three of us, so keep reading us and then
Speaker 1: we'll say afterwards, who stories guy ever masturbated in front
Speaker 1: of you? Yeah? It's got masturbated and came on my
Speaker 1: leg like all right here, okay with that. It was
Speaker 1: because I wasn't about to have sex with him and
Speaker 1: he was trying really hard. You know, with his with
Speaker 1: his think like remnute on me, trying to get me
Speaker 1: like this. Did you think it was funny? I just
Speaker 1: was laying there like he was on the street, and
Speaker 1: the next round like that, I'm not okay now like
Speaker 1: that because I'm not what about your step? But guy
Speaker 1: even masturbated and fun of you. Um. I've had a
Speaker 1: couple of guys like sometimes you know, when you don't
Speaker 1: want to give a guy no ass, so he'll like
Speaker 1: want to grab on your butt cheek and masterurbate finish off.
Speaker 1: It's like that's happened to me a lot of times.
Speaker 1: A lot of times I like no, no, no, and
Speaker 1: then they're like but can I And You're like okay,
Speaker 1: but they don't come on me. They'll come like on
Speaker 1: their stomach, but they will just be like grabbing my
Speaker 1: butt sheet like that. It's like, okay, what about you
Speaker 1: were listening? If anybody have been masturpated, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like cleaning the kitchen almost you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's a chore you really just don't want
Speaker 1: when it comes to a guy, just can I can?
Speaker 1: I kind of already fine go ahead and right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like, I've literally been kissing a guy and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden whips it out. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fund is that for? I'm not He's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I got this. I got this. I'm like, my god,
Speaker 1: aumptuous and that even makes you feel like it's a
Speaker 1: little impolite. It's a little impolite, but I am vanilla,
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's happened. And what about you? Pause, You've
Speaker 1: been mascipated in front of a girl. I ain't never
Speaker 1: poured the water holds out on it. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do that. What about girls mascipating in front of you?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like it's different from like when men
Speaker 1: do it to us. We're like, and you didn't even
Speaker 1: get to see you didn't even get the full sentence
Speaker 1: out before he said love it? Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: He's all. It's not sexy for us, but for you,
Speaker 1: but for for a lot of women, A lot of
Speaker 1: women ain't compable with that own thing. I'm comfortable warning,
Speaker 1: no problems. Are you crazy? I'm corks to pull out
Speaker 1: a viber, But like, look, babe, evibrated. I thought you
Speaker 1: your hand doesn't matter hands when you're not, you think
Speaker 1: most I like natural mean, personally, do you think women
Speaker 1: are comfortable with saying that they guess we're masturbated or whatever?
Speaker 1: You don't sound comfortable with seeing it? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. But because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: women ain't still comfortable with it, I am or telling
Speaker 1: peoples every day of the week, sometimes tired. I've always
Speaker 1: been really comfortable with telling people that I'm I'm such
Speaker 1: a masturbator, that I've been masturbated, mast masturbated. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I've read somewhere someone sent me, um like the meme.
Speaker 1: This is funny. Someone sent me a meme and you
Speaker 1: know it's said, um like, masturbating brings demons and see
Speaker 1: your love life what I'm screwed? No, listen to bring
Speaker 1: spiritual demons and listen to me. So I thought about it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, I haven't had the
Speaker 1: worst luck with men, you know, not the worst, not
Speaker 1: the best, but not the worst. And I thought about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, now, I've been masturbating since I was
Speaker 1: ten years old. So I decided to stop masturbating. I
Speaker 1: just started just to see if if it'll change, if
Speaker 1: it will change something in my love life. I just
Speaker 1: started masturbating seven years ago. Really, yeah, and how's it
Speaker 1: been for the seven years Hatachi? Yeah, she's she's also
Speaker 1: with her attach and she's no. But I'm saying like,
Speaker 1: do you feel um, do you feel like your your
Speaker 1: love life has been cursed? No? Really, it's just you
Speaker 1: know what it is. I'm just I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: a picky mofo. One two. I love my own company.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with just with being on my own In three, Hatachi,
Speaker 1: it applies you rather a woman just use her hand? No,
Speaker 1: not because I feel like men are competitive with toys.
Speaker 1: Dan doesn't do anything like it's a little intimidating. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm not going to master. You can't see what a
Speaker 1: toy does. You can't. You can't compare. I promise you
Speaker 1: you can't. That's actually it's got like levels. It's like
Speaker 1: speed levels. So it's just like on the clip crazy
Speaker 1: on the seat. You can't do it. Yeah, I ain't
Speaker 1: got to do all that. That gets me there in
Speaker 1: like two point five seconds. The only thing about that is,
Speaker 1: and who do you cuddle with after pillow and I
Speaker 1: go to sleep. I like to cuddle. I like to
Speaker 1: cuddle too. However, that ain't nothing like no man on you.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree to send them over. Send them over.
Speaker 1: Are you a cuddle I'm not. He's not in l A,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. That's where I live. Well not maybe
Speaker 1: not forever. I'm going to test the bout a cuddler.
Speaker 1: You are a cuddler. I know you're a total cuddler.
Speaker 1: He seems like a spooner. He's a ser' I'm I'm
Speaker 1: messed up, man, I'm pretty you're not. You don't cuddle.
Speaker 1: You're not all right what you call cuddler? Like after
Speaker 1: sex and you're like, I demonstrate, Yeah, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: cut off. That's going to happen to me, do it?
Speaker 1: Did you do it to her? Though? I don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's gonna happen to me, though. So you can lay
Speaker 1: there and let her cut it on you. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna cut hand on your chest and all of that.
Speaker 1: I love when when I'm laid with a guy and
Speaker 1: he put his hat on mine. Shots, but I love
Speaker 1: this is what the conversation were talking about. I thought
Speaker 1: that was I would feel kind of emasculated, lad if
Speaker 1: he put his head on our chests rather than the
Speaker 1: other way around. Clothes on, i'd be kind of straight,
Speaker 1: but and we just got through having sex, and I'm naked,
Speaker 1: very very Marcus Graham. You know, I tell you why.
Speaker 1: I know why guys put their clothes on after sex,
Speaker 1: because they don't want you to see their little limp
Speaker 1: penis laying there after where it ain't no good when
Speaker 1: don't wounded, I'm wounded, clue, he liked clues. The reason
Speaker 1: why I believe that is because you gave all of
Speaker 1: us um flowers. You know, you see, like I told you,
Speaker 1: I told y'all probably what the second question that I'm
Speaker 1: in fasciated with it. I love hard working women. Y'all
Speaker 1: just happened to be beautiful, hard working women, So that
Speaker 1: was I felt that was appropriate. So you would cut
Speaker 1: it with us absolutely because we all like, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know whose story this is, but this one
Speaker 1: time there was a rapper that I decided to have
Speaker 1: sex with. It was good up until I almost was
Speaker 1: about to climax. It happened he happened to get there
Speaker 1: right before me, and it was over before I finished.
Speaker 1: So as he's laying there and enjoying the moment, I
Speaker 1: decided to lay there next to him and play with
Speaker 1: myself until I got mine. I think it hurt his feelings.
Speaker 1: That's a great story. That was a great story. All right,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna tell you that's what I'm going laid.
Speaker 1: There's a guy, okay, well, having sex in dog estyle position.
Speaker 1: My lover punched me in the ribs. That's wait a second,
Speaker 1: you got punched? Whoever? If I'm punched in the ribs,
Speaker 1: my ribs there? That okay? It ended up in vague
Speaker 1: and stayed with the girlfriend. A male friend of hers
Speaker 1: came over during the day and we all decided to
Speaker 1: meet at the club after that night. Later that night, well,
Speaker 1: at the club, my friend went to the bath, leaving
Speaker 1: me and the dude together taking patrol shots. Next thing
Speaker 1: I know, we're kissing and she comes back. She's super
Speaker 1: happy and suggests we go back to her place. Once
Speaker 1: at her place, it's established he's gonna get some masks
Speaker 1: and she wants to have a three some. I'm super
Speaker 1: shy and straight, so the only way I agree to
Speaker 1: it is that she can watch while we're getting into it.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, out of the out of the dark, okay,
Speaker 1: we know who it is. I hear a vibrated turn
Speaker 1: on the rest of the night is black. We already
Speaker 1: know who that is. No, no, no, that was that
Speaker 1: was some I would call that like white people ship.
Speaker 1: You know, we know. She finished the sentence. She was
Speaker 1: like dark, So was he right about the other two? Yes?
Speaker 1: That you got punched in the ribs. I'm sad for you.
Speaker 1: You finish the story. The story go after she get
Speaker 1: that's the whole story. Oh was it enjoying because I
Speaker 1: know you're like, I know you like question, was it like,
Speaker 1: oh my god? I think he was just really excited.
Speaker 1: I think he was just really excited. He did it
Speaker 1: with your boys, though, I'm scared. He was just I
Speaker 1: think he was just really excited and he was he
Speaker 1: was like right about just about to comment, I was
Speaker 1: just frost the boom. Where was he from? He's hill road.
Speaker 1: My goodness, I'm starting thanks staring him like it wasn't
Speaker 1: a hard like it wasn't a hard punch, but it
Speaker 1: was like a you know, like a like a left punch.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll come to you ruined the whole moment.
Speaker 1: I was like they did anyway. I was like, what's like,
Speaker 1: very I'm sorry. I was so excited. I was saying,
Speaker 1: I punched you all right, what well? Flies, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for joining us and playing game with that's
Speaker 1: and being a good sport anytime anime. And bring your cuddling.
Speaker 1: Yeah listen, man seeing you cuddle. This was showing me
Speaker 1: how to cuddle and go. Okay, and then hopefully he'll
Speaker 1: send us all at a picture of his penis later. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now come to first spread the love. Spread the love.
Speaker 1: But we do appreciate you though, and thank you for
Speaker 1: our flowers and for being a gentleman. Flowers. We got
Speaker 1: a brand of flowers here they come. Anybody to come
Speaker 1: to this show the lip service. They got to bring guilt.
Speaker 1: He's on mine. Thanks. Flowers are important. Flowers are going
Speaker 1: to mean who did a nice job. This is a
Speaker 1: nice joy. Yeah, I love them. Everybody say thank you, pride,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm angela yea. This is lip service. And
Speaker 1: whoever comes up here next with the bar has been
Speaker 1: set really high. Things to dad applies. Break some gifts.
Speaker 1: You come on live service, be like gifts