1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: We're bringing you another compilation of my favorite stories from 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: games with names. Thoughts on the current state of the 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 1: Patriots Rade out, Bill? 4 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: Can I call you Bill? 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: No, it's it's fine, all right. Why would you call me? 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 4: Will? 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 2: At what point did you? 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, I called Bill Belichick? 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 3: Will? 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:28,479 Speaker 2: Oh you do? 12 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: No? 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 2: No? 14 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 5: No? 15 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 2: Did you ever get inside that head? Never? Never? 16 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: He doesn't let anyone in there? 17 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 18 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,279 Speaker 5: Well, he's the modern day Paul Brown. Do you ever 19 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 5: read on what Paul Brown did? 20 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: Yeah? He started the Browns and then he went down 21 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: to Cincinnati. 22 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: In other words, you didn't know if he could read. 23 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 2: He would though if I could read. Paul Brown was 24 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 2: in the league. 25 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 5: It was called like the the something, the the aa 26 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 5: f L, some fucking thing like that. 27 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 2: There was. They went three years, the. 28 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 5: Cleveland Browns with autogram the first Tom Brady right fucking wins. 29 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 5: They win the championship all three years. Then he goes 30 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 5: into the NFL in nineteen fifty and the NFL was 31 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 5: laughing at them, saying they're not going to do shit, 32 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 5: and he ends up going to the championship game like 33 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 5: four years in a row and wins one either two 34 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 5: or three of them. Then Bobby Lane came with the Lions. 35 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 5: So one of the things that they did with him 36 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 5: is they tried to figure out how is this guy 37 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 5: winning so many games? And what it was was he 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 5: was the first guy that took the kicking aspect of 39 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 5: the game seriously. 40 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 2: And he had a field goal kicker. 41 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 5: What the fuck was it was an offensive lineman, of course, 42 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 5: and he was kicking straight on what's the oh yeah, 43 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 5: what was his name? 44 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? 45 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 5: And this guy was lights out Lou Groze, Lou the 46 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 5: toe Grozer. 47 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:41,960 Speaker 2: There you go. 48 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 5: So and they were winning all of these games by 49 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 5: three points and two points and everything. 50 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 2: So he was the guy like it was. 51 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 5: It was him realizing that that was important and that 52 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 5: could be a competitive advantage. That Oh my god, how 53 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 5: did I leave off? 54 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 2: Adam Viniti? 55 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 6: Oh? 56 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 4: Is he? 57 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 5: Is he in the Hall of Fame? 58 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 2: Yet they put up this this year? 59 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 7: Fucking ridiculous. 60 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 5: Okay, that guy is first ballot, no question, Hall of 61 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 5: Famer Adam Vinetario Apologies, he probably shut this podcast off. 62 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 5: Nah walking around. They never got to they're never got 63 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 5: to knowledge just kickers. 64 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: I was a gkowski guy. 65 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 2: Who's that was that? 66 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,519 Speaker 1: The guy was kind of fat, That was our kicker 67 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: for my whole career. That oh Staniskowski, Guskowski, Steve Gzkowski. 68 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 2: Oh I think you said, goes to Kowski. 69 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 5: I listen, you get to a certain age you can't 70 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 5: remember kickers names. 71 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 2: I'm at that age. 72 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 7: You got it. 73 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 8: You gotta sauce things up. It could take things to 74 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 8: the next level. 75 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: Always some people think it's trashy. I just think it's. 76 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 2: Fuck that, dude. 77 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 7: It's trashy to use dips to fucking live a little. 78 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: I like putting a one sauce on like my white rice. Okay, 79 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: that's where they're coming from. One sauce is like when 80 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: people like, well, I'm not gonna use ketchup. 81 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 8: I'm not an animal. Let's get a one, you know 82 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 8: what I mean. It's it's trash trying to be class 83 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 8: you no offense. 84 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: No, I know a one. 85 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 7: You gotta let go of any other dip. 86 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 3: I'm with you. 87 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 7: I hate to really love to stab you in the 88 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 7: back like Tragy too. So maybe I'm a hypocrite here. 89 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: Whenever I eat Greek food, I always bring in don't 90 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 1: say ranch, God damn. 91 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 4: Ranch with Greek food. 92 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: Genie and Tazeke, I think it's a bad ranch. 93 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 7: No, what are your fun The fuck are you talking about? 94 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 7: We don't even teenies, not even us. That's more. 95 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 8: That's more of the Middle East, where you know, right 96 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 8: in the middle, right on the other side. 97 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 7: But no, you gotta go. 98 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: You can't do ranch. Like what do you dipping in ranch? 99 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: I just or a hot saw. I like to put hots, 100 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: like a different hot sauce. I like like my euro 101 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: in there. I like like when I have a kebab, 102 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: or like I like, you. 103 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 8: Gotta get You might just be going to a place 104 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 8: with bad there's no great ship out here now where 105 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 8: what kind of ranch? 106 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: Because this is important too. There's there's a ranch here 107 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: in La. I don't I forget what it's called. But 108 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: it's like a it's a mom and pop ranch. Okay, 109 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: you might be winning me, but amazing, Oh yeah, good, Okah, 110 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: it goes bad after a week. 111 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 7: That's how you know it's real sauce. 112 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 3: All right. 113 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: Then maybe there's some ranch's killer and they got a 114 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: great blue cheese that I always have to get for 115 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: Rob because he loves blue cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I 116 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: get that, all right, I'm willing to I'm gonna have 117 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: to try this ranch before I come in with an 118 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: ultimate heat, like deciding whether that's trashy or not. Go 119 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: back to like nineteen ninety five. 120 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 3: Oh, game day ritual, game day, wake up early, wake 121 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 3: up early. 122 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: Did you go to bed with like the cleats on 123 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 1: or something? 124 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 3: No? 125 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. 126 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 3: We partied all night, partied all night standard. Yeah, uh, 127 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 3: wake up early and uh and bong hits right away, 128 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 3: like right away, bacon bake bank. Everyone got just casual high. 129 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 3: And then you'd run errands like all right, we need 130 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 3: some kegs we got are we gonna make Are we 131 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 3: gonna have any food there? Yeah? And I was I 132 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 3: was in an organization called Scoutpunters and so and I 133 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 3: was like I was in college so long I was 134 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 3: on the I was on the panel of the rand 135 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 3: Scoutpunters for like four years. And so we would have 136 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 3: we would host the party in a place called Indian 137 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 3: Village right next to the stadium, and so we put 138 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: up a big Scoutpunter sign. Anyone that was like cool 139 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 3: at that time. That's still the same at Tallahassee. Anyone 140 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,799 Speaker 3: that was like someone with a little leverage was a scalpunter. 141 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 3: So the coolest dudes in that whole school would show 142 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 3: up two Indian village and we'd have probably like three 143 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 3: different houses, four different houses, different attorneys. But then the 144 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 3: Scalpuners party was the shit. And then say we had 145 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,119 Speaker 3: like a one one thirty game, a noon game. People 146 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 3: are rolling in at nine o'clock and we have we 147 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 3: start with a specialty cocktail, like my buddy Hutch would 148 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 3: be like, all right, today it's Harvey Wallbangers, and so 149 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 3: we'd be like, oh, we'll run through Harvey Wallbangers until 150 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 3: we step into beer and so we get a nice 151 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 3: buzz and then bong hits through the day, like through 152 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 3: the day until it was came time. And then then 153 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 3: this is really interesting. People would load up on because 154 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 3: you couldn't insert booze and the thing they'd load up on, 155 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 3: plastic bags and jim Beam at the time was what 156 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 3: we everyone drank, and then they put them in their waist. 157 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 3: And then I would take locks and bagels and put 158 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 3: them in my waist, and then we would go in 159 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 3: and I would be what you'd call the patsy. I 160 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 3: would be the mark, and so I would go in 161 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 3: very notice will be with a plastic bag in my 162 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 3: waist and very nervous and making movements and touching my 163 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 3: bag and the cops would be like, we got one, 164 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 3: and they grab me and I'd be like hold on 165 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 3: and I'd make a little thing and then and then 166 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 3: everyone walks in. Everyone goes in and they're like, sir, 167 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 3: can I see what's in your pants? And I go yeah, sure. 168 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: They take you back. Then you'd open it and they're like, 169 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 3: what's that. I was like, I was like, I just 170 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 3: I don't know if they have locks and begels, and 171 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 3: I'm starving for locks and begels, and my parents brought 172 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 3: them in for the game, and I just wanted to 173 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 3: have like a begel with some locks on it. And 174 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 3: they'd be like, fuck, go go ahead, and then they'd 175 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 3: let you in and then we would go up and 176 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 3: we will party our fuck and Dick's off and it 177 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 3: was awesome. It was to this day but best Saturday 178 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 3: Saturday is all ever have in my entire life. 179 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: The roast we were on, there was like no holding 180 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: anyone back there. It was wild, you know what I mean. 181 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: Everyone was hitting every joke and it was kind of 182 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: it was it was it was like comedy was almost 183 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: coming back. 184 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 9: I felt that too, and I don't know that, like 185 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 9: if we would have submitted that script of what it 186 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 9: ended up being to Netflix prior, they would have been like. 187 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: No, we're not letting you do this. 188 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 9: Like I there was I'm sure Netflix perused what was 189 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 9: going to be said, but they weren't. 190 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: Really. 191 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 9: I can't imagine anyone green lighting what was said that night. 192 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 9: And even sitting there that night, I was thinking, oh, man, 193 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 9: tomorrow it's going to be like they went too hard. 194 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 9: This was uh you know, did they did they cross 195 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 9: the line? Is this the end of roast? Like because 196 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 9: it was so harsh, but everyone seemed to just be 197 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 9: like so excited about it that night. Day it was 198 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 9: there was not one headline of like it's too far, 199 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 9: like not even one and it was. 200 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 2: Too far are to me at the. 201 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: Time, it was pretty it was. It was great, but 202 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: it was great for like for us like the athletes, 203 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: when the civilians on the stage, when we went up 204 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: there and when Kevin led it off. It was good 205 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: to see Kevin like that was a teammate move, Like 206 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: he showed like where the bar was set when he. 207 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 2: Came out, Oh my god, so relieved to. 208 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: Be he said, oh he said that, I'm like, all right, 209 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: I'm good. What was the line he said that made 210 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: you like, where's the Brazilian jiu jitsu stuff? He was 211 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: bringing it. 212 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 9: Right away, yes, and he was showing you where the 213 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 9: threshold was, like where we're willing to go. Absolutely I 214 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,839 Speaker 9: felt that way too. He was he was the best 215 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 9: man and just like commenting after everyone set and like 216 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 9: showing credit where it's due, like he was really a 217 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 9: team player that night, where on a night where it 218 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 9: is competitive and comedians aren't usually that generous with each other, 219 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 9: of like giving each other accolades, and it was just 220 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,439 Speaker 9: it just it felt. But the roast is weird because 221 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,319 Speaker 9: you didn't know what other people were going to say, 222 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 9: what other jokes people were doing. None of them had 223 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 9: any idea what the other people were doing. So you're 224 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 9: writing something like can I get away with it? Am 225 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 9: I gonna be the only one who addresses this thing? 226 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 9: And then when I heard you were doing an Aaron 227 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 9: Hernandez joke, like, I guess it's on the table, that 228 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 9: world to me. No, of course it was jokes, And 229 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 9: you know, I think anything can be Jokes can be 230 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 9: made about literally any topic. It's not like you're like 231 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 9: making fun of the victim, like there's a certain way 232 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 9: that it shouldn't be done and that's not the way 233 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,920 Speaker 9: it was done that night. It was it was really refreshing, 234 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 9: but there was just like I heard just like a 235 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 9: hint that or like someone said, yeah, you know, uh, 236 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 9: Julian is a Aaron her Aunt just joke, and I 237 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 9: had been like, I can't do it because no one's 238 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 9: going to go there, and then it just was like yes, hell, yes, 239 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:53,679 Speaker 9: you killed so hard man, like I'm we a comedian 240 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 9: should kill like I should have done as well as 241 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 9: I did, but like there's no precedent for you doing 242 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 9: that well or doing that well. It really was like 243 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 9: you all should have done his boss Brandy here. 244 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 2: He likes you too. 245 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:07,559 Speaker 1: I think. 246 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 10: I met Kronk and uh, that Bright before he goes 247 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 10: out was like talking to me as a Foson old man. 248 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 2: And then at some point I just go. 249 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 10: Because I was just trying to be in character because 250 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 10: before we went and did that, we ran our jokes 251 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 10: the night before this comedy club called Laugh Boston. It 252 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 10: was me Bill bur Josh Wolf of Anthony Mackie and 253 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 10: Burr's like, so you canna dress up like Babe Ruth 254 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 10: and some shit. I was like, just watch Bill, it's 255 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 10: gonna be great. Next day, we're in the lobby getting 256 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,559 Speaker 10: ready to walk over to the House of Blues next 257 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 10: to Fanway and uh and Bill's in the lobby. 258 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's a perfect I gotta go 259 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 2: test this out. 260 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 10: So I walk up. I go, hey, big Bill, Billboard 261 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 10: a big fan. He goes, thanks, buddy, and then turns away. 262 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,599 Speaker 10: I was like, oh, shit, doesn't know it's me. So 263 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 10: then I go, hey, I just started watching your Car 264 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 10: too and Epics for Family. It's pretty good. He goes, oh, thanks. 265 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 10: I go, yeah, there's no Simpsons, I'll tell you that much. 266 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 10: And he goes, what's that? But I go, yeah, I 267 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 10: got a few notes for you. You got a few minutes. 268 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 10: And he goes, Buddy, fuck off and like in my face, 269 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 10: and I go, Bill, it's at him and he goes what. 270 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 2: I go, it's at him. 271 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 10: He goes, holy fucking shit good and he just couldn't 272 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 10: take his eyes off me the rest of the night. 273 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 3: You're built. 274 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 10: And so then I went up to to Gronk and 275 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 10: the same thing was like I was like, oh, Gronk, 276 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 10: big fam and big fan. 277 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 2: I go, yay. If you're not doing anything. 278 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 10: I maybe we got double team of hootas waitress and 279 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 10: Gonk was like, yeah, ring tech man. And then I 280 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 10: was like, my name's Adam Ray. I'm like thirty five, 281 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 10: and he was like, oh shit, you know. 282 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 2: And then he comes up. He's like, hey, dude, can 283 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,439 Speaker 2: I run some jokes by you? 284 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 10: And he had this joke did want to run buy 285 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,559 Speaker 10: me about titty fucking Josh Wolf's wife after shitting on our. 286 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 2: Chet, can you curse on the show? 287 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 10: Yeah, he's a too late to ask, all right, and 288 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 10: uh this is just all bleeved and uh but so 289 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 10: I was like, and I started, he says, he goes, 290 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 10: so okay, So so I'm to fucking Josh Wolf's wife 291 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 10: and then but I know sure and then the tooo 292 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 10: fucker and I go, what's the joke and he goes, well, 293 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 10: that's why I need help with I go, you know what, dude, 294 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 10: just say that forbade him and you'll be golden. And 295 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 10: he was like, it's funny, right, I go, it's something, 296 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 10: and then he went out there and I honestly did not. 297 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 10: He opened with it and it fucking bombed, but then 298 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 10: also got laughs. But then he saved it by being 299 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 10: just charismatic, swagger filled and he does his fucking He 300 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 10: just goes, fuck you, guys. I thought that was funny 301 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 10: and everybody starts laughing. 302 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 7: Dude and immediately won the room over. 303 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 4: I was, you know, going up for parts for various things, 304 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 4: and the guy said to me, you have to Uh. 305 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 4: It was a casting director, and I meet these guys. 306 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 4: These are the krem de la creme guys. It's Jim Brooks, 307 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 4: Ed Weinberger, Stan Daniels, Dave Davis. They created Mary Tyler Moore, 308 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 4: they created Room twenty two. They he wrote a you know, 309 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,559 Speaker 4: lou Grant blah blah blah, all this stuff. I never 310 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 4: watched television. Yeah, I said, you know, okay, I'll go 311 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 4: and I read the script and it's the part of 312 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 4: Louis de Palma, and I go, wait, you got to 313 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 4: make an impression, right. So I walk in the office 314 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,960 Speaker 4: and they're all sitting there in this beautiful you know, 315 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 4: it's like like really lush, you know, sofa like this, 316 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 4: and I'm walking in. There's a chair there. Casting it's 317 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 4: it's the office, it's that paramount. There were big shots, 318 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 4: you know, you all the actors, you'd come over there, 319 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 4: and I had the script in my hand and I said, 320 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 4: I said to him. They introduced me, and I said, 321 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,680 Speaker 4: one thing I want to know before we start. 322 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,079 Speaker 2: Who wrote this shit? 323 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:22,440 Speaker 4: And I threw it on the table. Okay, okay, and 324 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 4: now I walked for one tiny little men second in 325 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 4: terror shit and then they laughed there okay, and Louie 326 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 4: walked into their life. 327 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 2: Okay. 328 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 4: So these guys are this you know? Okay, So we 329 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 4: rehearsed the show. We had ten days of rehearsal, and 330 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,680 Speaker 4: we're going to do a pilot. Now this is big 331 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 4: because this means this is a huge show. Everybody tells 332 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 4: me was gonna be like, it's going to be A 333 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 4: It's either gonna it's ABC and all this stuff taxi. 334 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 4: So I am like, you know, ship my pants all 335 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 4: week getting ready to rehearse, and everybody's in the same boat. 336 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 4: We know, we're doing it. We're doing the runs, we're 337 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 4: doing the things, we're doing the lines, we're doing you know, 338 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 4: we do the blocking. We're up there with the director, 339 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,319 Speaker 4: we have the same blah blah blah. And the night 340 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,880 Speaker 4: of the pilot shoot, there's three hundred people in the 341 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:18,320 Speaker 4: audience and I get to the my dressing room early. 342 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 4: I always do that, try to, you know, psych myself up, 343 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 4: get get into the mode, get in, get ready to 344 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,800 Speaker 4: go out. And there's a little plant, this tiny little 345 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 4: plant like sitting on my dresser, and it's got a 346 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 4: note and it's from Jim Brooks and the and the boys, 347 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 4: and it says, huh, it's like a little like a 348 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 4: really gnarly little looking thing, but you know, not creative, 349 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 4: nothing fancy, nothing fancy in a clay pot. And and 350 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 4: a note says dear Danny, as Louis de Palmer would say, 351 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 4: if you don't do good tonight, you'll be eating ship tomorrow. 352 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: So I'm interested. You know you're on SNL. So you 353 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: guys perform once a week. 354 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 7: Yep. 355 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: What's the prep process like? Because in football, you know, 356 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 1: we're saying you get one week, one day a week 357 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: you have to perform for three hours. The preparation process 358 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:24,239 Speaker 1: is like to a tee science Monday, film, Tuesday, day off, Wednesday, 359 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: first and second down, Thursday, third down, Friday, red area 360 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: walk through, Saturday, play game on Sunday. What's the routine 361 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: like for SNL? 362 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 11: I mean I love hearing this because I always feel 363 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 11: like I'm an athlete. I'm part of a team exceptance now. 364 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 11: But yeah, it's like Monday, meet the host, start thinking 365 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 11: of your sketch ideas, Tuesday, writing night, Wednesday table read, 366 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 11: find out what sketches get in Thursday we start rehearsals. 367 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 11: Friday we rehearse more and we shoot all the like 368 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 11: film sketches. Then Saturday you get in there early. You 369 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 11: do like a full run through of the show in 370 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 11: wigs and costumes, and then you do dress rehearsal and 371 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 11: then live show and then on Sunday then I get 372 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,640 Speaker 11: to watch what you guys do and that's my break. 373 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, Like it's a lot of walkthroughs 374 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: because like, yes, is it to a point where you guys, 375 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean for us, like we walk through 376 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: the walkthrough, the walkthrough just to get the mental rep 377 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: because once it's game day, you know, you want to 378 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: go out and do it. So they just it's crazy 379 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 1: to me because the whole process of SNL, like it's 380 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: a new show every week. It's kind of like South Park, 381 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: you know how it's so cut up and then they 382 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: do it right away and then they go do it. 383 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: I don't know where the question was going there. I 384 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 1: just was thinking out loud. 385 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 12: Well, not the question for you. Yeah, So like with him, repetition, repetition, repetition. 386 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 12: But there's got to be a level of spontaneity that 387 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 12: you need in performance. Is there like a balance of 388 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 12: too much practice, too much repetition? 389 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 11: Totally? Like I'll have to remind myself like, Heidi, you 390 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 11: got it, you got the character, you know it. You 391 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 11: know you don't want to be too memorized because you 392 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 11: have the cards right in front of you. I do 393 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 11: probably get a little too memorized, but yeah, you want 394 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 11: the spontaneity. And I always know it's like, even in rehearsals, 395 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 11: I'll be like, am I bringing it enough? But i 396 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,639 Speaker 11: just know in front of a live audience, I'm like, 397 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 11: you're gonna go nuts. But it's always cool. It's my 398 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 11: favorite when an athlete hosts because I have no I mean, 399 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,639 Speaker 11: I don't know what it's like to host SNL. But 400 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,199 Speaker 11: there's this binder. Once you know what all the sketches are, 401 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:29,479 Speaker 11: there's a binder of all the sketches, and every actor 402 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 11: that's ever hosted I just know that that binder's in 403 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 11: their dressing room. And they're looking at it between rehearsals, 404 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 11: but whenever there's an athlete, they bring that out onto 405 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,679 Speaker 11: sat with them and I'm like, that's their playbook like 406 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 11: for a week, and I'm just it was like when 407 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 11: Travis hosted, like you know, I was asking him, I'm like, okay, 408 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,119 Speaker 11: like on game day, what are you eating? You know, 409 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 11: He's like uncrustables all day long. So like before on Saturday, 410 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 11: like I had like four boxes of and crustables delivered 411 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,919 Speaker 11: to his dressing room and he told me he was like, 412 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 11: I'm pounding those, you know. And I was like, yeah, 413 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 11: this is a game. And I just knew he'd be 414 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 11: awesome because also all week long, you're getting adjustments. You're 415 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 11: being told like look at these cards, those cards, you know, 416 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,360 Speaker 11: and it all seems overwhelming. But I was like, he's 417 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 11: used to this, he's getting I'm guessing he probably gets 418 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 11: adjustments from coaches all week long and then has to 419 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 11: make those for the game, like and he's doing he's 420 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 11: playing on a live game every week. 421 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: Who are some of the younger comedians that you know, 422 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: you let hang around you or you you kind of 423 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,679 Speaker 1: saw and maybe you've helped. 424 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's uh it's a lot. 425 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 13: It becomes that thing where like you don't and it's funny, 426 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 13: like when we talk about those guys weren't out to 427 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 13: teach us, like, yeah, I wasn't really, but I was like, hey, 428 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,960 Speaker 13: do you want to open for me? And just taking 429 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,679 Speaker 13: them around. And then there's this guy, Stavros Halkias, you 430 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 13: know Stavros Y. 431 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just watched it. 432 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 13: He he uh. He opened for me, he was. I 433 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 13: was one of the first guys to take him on 434 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 13: the road. 435 00:18:59,359 --> 00:18:59,679 Speaker 1: He was. 436 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 13: I just found him at this little Maryland club. I 437 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 13: was just doing clubs at the time, and they sent 438 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 13: me a tape, a YouTube link or whatever to check 439 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 13: out this chubby little guy from Baltimore, and I took 440 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 13: him under my wing and I just he just did 441 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 13: my radio show yesterday, awesome, and he was talking about 442 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 13: how much I helped him, you know, during that time. 443 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 13: And it's so funny because I just loved him. I 444 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 13: just thought he was funny. I met my family, spent 445 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,760 Speaker 13: Father's Day with me and my dad once and he 446 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 13: was just he was just a super talented guy who 447 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 13: I like to be around. And in my mind, he 448 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,159 Speaker 13: went from opening for me and then I don't know. 449 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 13: Three years later, he's on Netflix and he's like, dude, 450 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:50,120 Speaker 13: that was twelve years ago. Like he quietly was hammering 451 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 13: and doing all the stuff he had to do, some 452 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,720 Speaker 13: of it based off of, you know, me helping him 453 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 13: out and showing him stuff. And yeah, so Stavros is 454 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 13: like the one I'm proud of right. 455 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,199 Speaker 1: Now, young bucks. 456 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 3: That's awesome. 457 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 1: I mean that's I was an asshole in the locker room. 458 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,439 Speaker 1: But if I saw a kid that was really trying, 459 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 1: really working his ass off, yeah I was, you know, 460 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: I had to help him out. Yeah, you know, because 461 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: I remember being that kid. Yeah, you know, and I 462 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,200 Speaker 1: needed that. And there's guys that you know, looked out 463 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,040 Speaker 1: for me, and there's guys that were assholes me. 464 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, but I was. 465 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,919 Speaker 1: More of an accounting I made you accountable, asshole. You know, 466 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,080 Speaker 1: you were a fucking slap dick, and he thought your 467 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 1: ship didn't sink in the fucking room. He wasn'tnna tell you. 468 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 1: All right, dude, we we went before you. We don't 469 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: need you, you know, right, Yeah, we Boathch just did 470 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,680 Speaker 1: the roast, the Tom Brady roast. What did you think 471 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 1: of it? 472 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,120 Speaker 14: It was wild? 473 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 2: It was wild. 474 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 14: It was wild from the stage perspective, like a lot 475 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 14: was a lot was going on, a lot of energy. 476 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 14: I loved watching For me, it was a lot of 477 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 14: complete completing the story, you know, like hearing Drew's perspective, 478 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 14: you know what I mean, him making fun of Tom 479 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 14: like you used to come to that yellow truck. It's like, 480 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 14: oh shit, okay, So that was that relationship. 481 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 4: And here and Gronk. 482 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 14: I loved Gronk's part of the ross and him just 483 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 14: being like, yeah, you know, yell at me, but what 484 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 14: I do I count it. So it's like, oh, you 485 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 14: guys had your own little tensions and like different stuff, 486 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,639 Speaker 14: and hearing you guys kind of you know, toss and 487 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 14: throw the kind of that ship. As a fan, it 488 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,199 Speaker 14: was like kind of having an insiders like view into it. 489 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 490 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 14: But then there was just like wild shit going on, 491 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 14: like Gronk spiking that glass. 492 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 1: And is there gonna be a lot? I think it 493 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,680 Speaker 1: will be a lawsuit. 494 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 14: I think someone, dude, That's what I said. I was 495 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 14: Me and Drew were sitting on the couch. I was 496 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 14: like that lady got hit and she's pretty pissed off. 497 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 14: She was like pissed and I was like, oh, this 498 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 14: isn't good. 499 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 7: So then there was. 500 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: Just like someone hit yeah. 501 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you could actually see someone be all pissed. 502 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,239 Speaker 14: It was a lot going on. 503 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: It was It was big for me. I thought it 504 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 1: was such a cool perspective to a c professionals work 505 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: in contrast to guys that the athletes were. We're all 506 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,880 Speaker 1: fucking nervous. You know, we're all terrified. You know you're 507 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,400 Speaker 1: in the forum. There's fifteen thousand people, it's a live 508 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: show on Netflix. We don't do this ship. Yeah, you 509 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,880 Speaker 1: guys are used to this stuff. And to see how 510 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: you guys were able to I was reading teleprompters. I 511 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: was watching the teleprompter the whole time. I probably wasn't 512 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 1: supposed to be doing that, but how you guys would 513 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: see on the teleprompter what you were supposed to say, 514 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,919 Speaker 1: and sometimes you guys wouldn't even say anything that the 515 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,600 Speaker 1: teleprompter said. You would deliver it in a different way 516 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 1: and bring things from that what you heard recently, and 517 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,879 Speaker 1: then throw it in joke and go like, it was 518 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,520 Speaker 1: really impressive to watch you guys work. So you're known 519 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,879 Speaker 1: for your your rants, What's what's your greatest rant of 520 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 1: all time? That you are just so proud of. 521 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 6: Anything. And I don't ask me to remember what it was, 522 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 6: but no, I just findable the one. It was one 523 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,439 Speaker 6: that it took me a while. There's there's four or 524 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 6: five things they did. But when they put uh Janet 525 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 6: Jackson's breast on the nipple, the nipple the nipple Caper, how. 526 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 1: What year was that? 527 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 4: That was j T? 528 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 6: And I flip doubt and so I just and that's 529 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,520 Speaker 6: what I went off on nobody, you know, it's like, 530 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 6: uh the four four high. It was horrified. I was 531 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,639 Speaker 6: literally sitting we were we were in La, sitting in 532 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 6: a friend's house. I was this close to the TV 533 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 6: and uh, if not closer. I watched the whole fucking 534 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 6: halftime show. You never saw her nipple, okay, And I'm 535 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 6: a guy who would look for that immediately. I'm not 536 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 6: fooling around. I don't have time. You show a nip, 537 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 6: I'm gonna be there to watch the nip. Okay, never 538 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 6: saw it. So to me, it was like you're out 539 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 6: of your minds And then and then I literally just 540 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,679 Speaker 6: went nuts the first time I went on stage and 541 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 6: then it was just taking I was going going not 542 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 6: only did what really was disturbing was the fact that 543 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 6: they kept saying, well, this is horrible, this is just awful. 544 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 6: Let's see it again. This was awful. Let's see it again. 545 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 6: Can we see that again? Look at that thing. It's 546 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 6: disgusting that nipple just appeared out there, and this is 547 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 6: not the kind of gluck. See it again. And they 548 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,400 Speaker 6: just kept showing it, showing it. And so I went 549 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 6: off and then eventually carved it all the together. And 550 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 6: I love doing it. And I kept that bit, but 551 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 6: way too long, probably till two thousand and seven, three 552 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,640 Speaker 6: years of the nipple bit. 553 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 15: But the idea that football players are any athlete our 554 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:22,919 Speaker 15: meatheads is so false and insulting because the level of 555 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 15: intellect and the decision making, the quickness. Not to mention 556 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 15: the kinetic genius that you guys have, but anybody I 557 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 15: know they make fun of grounk, But anybody who can 558 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,919 Speaker 15: do these these reads has has an intelligence. Maybe not 559 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:43,160 Speaker 15: for chemistry and physics, no, but right, but for the 560 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 15: movement and also just the decision making quickness is really impressive. 561 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I played in the league for twelve years. I 562 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:56,440 Speaker 1: played with some meatheads. Really, they couldn't follow the the 563 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: there's like maybe one to three guys on a team 564 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: that are just either so big, so fast, I. 565 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 15: See strong, I see physically they were able to dominate 566 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 15: and do that, and they won't do it for a 567 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,639 Speaker 15: long time now, right, you know, because people learn your 568 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 15: moves when you get on film. 569 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,080 Speaker 1: The people can prepare for it, yes, but you know 570 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 1: they can sneak out. There's some meatheads that can sneak 571 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,160 Speaker 1: out a couple of years. All right, all right, thanks 572 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: for thanks, no, but I also I also say that too, Like, uh, 573 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 1: I got a little disappointed in Meryl Street because I 574 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: was a huge Meryl Streep fan and still am. But 575 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,399 Speaker 1: when she went on the she won an award for 576 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: Best Actress or something. It was like five years ago 577 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: or something, and she goes she called out the athlete 578 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 1: community like we're the arts, we're the this, And I go, 579 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 1: you know how artistic it is to be able to 580 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 1: have this vision, to be able to set up a block, 581 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,680 Speaker 1: do a spin move that's like that's a person's art. 582 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like you said, that's kinetic art. Yeah, movement, yes, yeah, 583 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: you see some of these guys run. Yes, they're big, strong, fast, 584 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,640 Speaker 1: but they have footwork like a ballerina. 585 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 15: It wasn't a coincidence that Jerry Rice dominated Dancing with 586 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:11,920 Speaker 15: the Stars. Yeah, yeah, right right, because he's an artist. Yeah, 587 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 15: there were a lot of There were a lot of 588 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 15: players who who could have been equally impressive and dance 589 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 15: or things like that. 590 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, Em Smint well too. 591 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, he was awesome. Yeah, great feet. 592 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,919 Speaker 12: Yeah, you get offered every single year to be on 593 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 12: that show. 594 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 1: I'm not going on Dancing with the Stars. 595 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 12: Thanks for listening. Remember to tune in every Tuesday for 596 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 12: a brand new episode and every Sunday for another Games 597 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,879 Speaker 12: with names high that year.