1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: You don't know me. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 2: Confession. I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 3: Mouse speak got a text into sevent eighty five nine 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 3: to two that says, I'm so cheap. I've switched price 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 3: tags on clothes at the store many times. 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: Oh my god, even think about that. 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're so cheap. Brooke doesn't even buy her clothes. 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, I rent them. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, don't challenge us to cheap wars. I'm Jewish. Okay, 10 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 5: we're gonna win. But look, if you are cheap, that's 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 5: totally cool with us. 12 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 3: I promise we're not gonna charge you a dime to 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 3: come on here and tell us about a secret that 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 3: you've been hiding from the world. Like one of our 15 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 3: listeners who's picked an unassuming, cost effective fake name for himself, Scott. 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 5: So, Scott, how you doing. 17 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 2: I'm doing okay. 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 4: Oh, I hear the nerves in your voice even with 19 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 4: the voice changer. 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, the voice changer is activated. 21 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 2: Scott. 22 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker now, So whenever you're ready, 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 3: take a deep breath, tell us about your confession. 24 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: So I used to be a stockbroker. 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: So, dude, you're the opposite and she you're rich. 26 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, you do a job we don't understand. 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're right. I made a bunch of money 28 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 2: doing it, and I looked in a nice neighborhood. You know. 29 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 2: I had a bunch of friends in the area that 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 2: I was getting to know, and a bunch of them 31 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: had heard what I do. You know, they approached me 32 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: and they said, we need someone in stocks who knows 33 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 2: what's going on. 34 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 4: Okay, this isn't going to end up one of those 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 4: Martha Stewart things where there's like insider trading or whatever happened. 36 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: And dude, I'm into it now. 37 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 4: I don't really want to be arrested by the FBI. 38 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 2: Or arrest I can promise you Martha Stewart has nothing 39 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 2: to do with it. Okay, what happened? They said, if 40 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: we give you a pile of money, could you do 41 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 2: something with it. 42 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, I can make it disappear exactly right. 43 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 2: Well, you know, I was a little hesitant. These are 44 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 2: people that I was getting to know, so I just 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 2: kept saying maybe and kind. 46 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 4: Of putting it off makes you money, and any sort 47 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 4: of like friendship relationships is always so it's a big gamble. 48 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 2: Man. 49 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 5: See, That's why I don't pay you back when you 50 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 5: get my lunch. Okay, that's brilliant. J Yeah, So what 51 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 5: did you do, Scott? 52 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 2: I just kept pushing it off, and then eventually they 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 2: just they came at me with this big pile of 54 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 2: money and they were like, just do what you do. 55 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 2: We trust you. 56 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 4: Oh okay, you don't live in my neighborhood. 57 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 2: When I saw how much money it was, I was floored. 58 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 2: It was a decent jump and change. 59 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 5: Okay, like how much? 60 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: I don't want to say, let's just say it was 61 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 2: a lot like the house. Okay. 62 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 4: So why are they doing this kind of like friend 63 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 4: a friend instead of like going with a company to 64 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 4: help them invest. 65 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,239 Speaker 2: I think they felt overwhelmed by what's going on in 66 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 2: the stock market right now and they just kind of 67 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 2: wanted a diving hand that they trust. Yeah. 68 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 4: No, okay. 69 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: To be honest, I've done the same on a very 70 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: very very smaller scale. I talked to my buddies who 71 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: they have better portfolios, and I'm like. 72 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 4: You tell me what happened with the money. 73 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 2: Well, so a couple of weeks go by and my 74 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 2: company downsizes and I lose my job. 75 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 4: Well, doesn't their money just get transferred over to a 76 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 4: different like investor or something. 77 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 2: Well, the thing is I hadn't actually invested their money yet. 78 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 4: Oh oh, and you still had it just give it 79 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:24,839 Speaker 4: back to them? 80 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 2: Well, you know, I was really embarrassed, so I really 81 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 2: only told my wife. I didn't tell any of my 82 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 2: friends and family. I didn't want to just like give 83 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 2: the money back to them because I didn't want to 84 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 2: have to explain. So I did something a lot stupider. 85 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 4: Oh boy, why does this feel illegal? 86 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: Well, I went to Vegas. 87 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 5: You took their money to Vegas. 88 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, though it would be cool to be a high 89 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 2: roller for the weekend's. 90 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 5: Shaking your hand. See, I told you from the beginning. 91 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 4: I don't want to be involved in this. 92 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 5: This is definitely illegal contract. Those are just friends giving 93 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 5: you a little bit of all little I don't know. 94 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 4: That that would stand up in court. Oh my god, 95 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 4: Wait what happens? 96 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? 97 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 5: What'd you do? 98 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 2: Ut their money in the bank roll? A little bit 99 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: of a gambling spree in the first night, I'm down 100 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 2: like one hundred and fifty k oh. 101 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: A lot of pressure. 102 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 5: I've ever seen that much money my life. 103 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: I've got one hundred and fifty bucks and I'm like, well, 104 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: that's the whole trip, Like god. 105 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 5: Dude, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 106 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, So I start to freak out a little bit, and. 107 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: Remember, yeah, honestly, I'm a big sports betner. If you're down, 108 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: and you're down, that means you're bound to come up, 109 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: my guys. 110 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 5: So let right. 111 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 2: You do. 112 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 4: You are not retiring on any gambling money right now. 113 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 5: So I don't think it's good advice. Yeah, probably right. 114 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 2: Okay, So the next two days, though, I go on 115 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 2: a heater and I win all of the money. 116 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 5: Back you left leave Vegas. 117 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, So I go home and I go to my neighbors. 118 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 2: I go here, you go boom, and I just give 119 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 2: them a huge stack of money and they can't believe it. 120 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 3: Are you the Emperor or Vegas? 121 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 2: Now? 122 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 4: So they think the stock market worked for them, but 123 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 4: really it was a roulette table. 124 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 2: Exactly. I mean I doubled their investment in less than 125 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 2: a month. 126 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 5: Oh my god, huge return. 127 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: Well due, now they're going to come back to you 128 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: for more. 129 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 5: What are you going to do? 130 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,919 Speaker 2: That's exactly what's happening. Yet they want to give me 131 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 2: more money, and I keep saying no, no, no, I can't, no, no. 132 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 5: No, the market's not right, guys. The market's never getting 133 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 5: right again until I get another job. So even given 134 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 5: brushing them off. 135 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking no, maybe I should take the money 136 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 2: and go back to Vegas. 137 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 4: I mean, the stress of that story alone gave me 138 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 4: a part of time. 139 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 3: Just take the money and move to Mexico. 140 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 5: That's one hundred profits for you. 141 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: You need Max Investments. 142 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 5: TEX eight five nine too. 143 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 144 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 145 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker phone taps coming up next.