Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way you want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how.
Speaker 1: Much baggage you claim, and give us time and a
Speaker 1: terminol and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about
Speaker 1: every scared her?
Speaker 2: Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Malcorn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 2: With?
Speaker 1: Karen and Chris.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks And this is Karen Kilgaroff.
Speaker 2: Hello, Karen. How are you today?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris, I'm you know good, but like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have so many answers for you. I
Speaker 1: guess we're our own guests today. I answer that in
Speaker 1: so many ways.
Speaker 2: I just opened up a big can of worms. I
Speaker 2: left it broad. How did you start your day? What
Speaker 2: is your routine?
Speaker 1: My I keep thank you for asking. Finally someone cares.
Speaker 1: I fall asleep on the couch watching TV. Wake up
Speaker 1: usually at one am or so, put myself to bed,
Speaker 1: go to sleep for until three point thirty. Wake up,
Speaker 1: start watching TikTok and literally until like six thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning, and I'm like, well, I might as well
Speaker 1: just go make coffee. And I've done that like three
Speaker 1: nights in a row, where tonight I have to not
Speaker 1: do it because my sleep is so.
Speaker 2: Fucked up se And I'm not bragging, but I do
Speaker 2: not have a problem sleeping. I sleep at least eight
Speaker 2: hours a night. But sometimes I wake up in that
Speaker 2: three o'clock what am I doing with my life? And
Speaker 2: I'm having trouble breathing pay I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: a panic attack, but it comes out of nowhere, and
Speaker 2: I'll do that. But coffee, I've been drinking coffee all day.
Speaker 2: I started by making my bed, which is a routine
Speaker 2: for some reason that's been working. I know it's a
Speaker 2: famous one to like it works, but to be famous, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it famously works. But coffee does not anymore. It
Speaker 2: makes me want to lay down, and I don't know
Speaker 2: what that means, if it means I should be medicated
Speaker 2: in some way, but caffeine absolutely does the opposite. And
Speaker 2: it's not that I've been drinking a lot of it lately.
Speaker 2: I seriously can drink Starbucks all day and take a nap.
Speaker 1: Well, can I give you a suggestion, Yes, please, because
Speaker 1: I was forced to take a break from coffee when
Speaker 1: I got COVID and couldn't taste coffee, so it was
Speaker 1: literally like drinking bitter swill, hot garbage water. So I
Speaker 1: didn't drink it for like, you know, it was only
Speaker 1: like a month at the most, probably right, But then
Speaker 1: when I started again, I only needed like two cups
Speaker 1: instead of that kind of like just keep on drinking
Speaker 1: it feeling. So you might just need to reset your
Speaker 1: tolerance because I think when you get to the point
Speaker 1: where you can sleep on a ton of coffee, you
Speaker 1: probably it might be affecting your adrenals or like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it hitting in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going into the adrenals.
Speaker 1: It is the adrenals are I've just heard other people
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah, I don't either. I don't either. I
Speaker 1: don't know where they are. I know they're gland.
Speaker 2: Because that's the word that pops up after you say
Speaker 2: a drenal adrenal.
Speaker 1: I bet they're right in the top of your nasal cavity. No,
Speaker 1: not really, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I went down to uh Insanitas to do stand up
Speaker 2: with mostly surfers that do stand up, but one of
Speaker 2: them was JT. Parr of Chad and JT. They do
Speaker 2: all the like city council meetings, they have it. They're
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 1: They do bits, they do bits, they.
Speaker 2: Do live they sit in on city council meetings with
Speaker 2: ridiculous ideas, but they do it so dryly in like
Speaker 2: a surfer character, even though.
Speaker 1: They are guys that did the thing about they went
Speaker 1: to the city council meeting to talk about partying.
Speaker 2: Yes and to get a statue videos of Paul Walker
Speaker 2: in Orange County Yeah, to change the treatment plant to
Speaker 2: the Britney Spears toxic treatment plant, And they earnestly talk
Speaker 2: about how much they love these people and how much
Speaker 2: they inspired him, like there is no and they do
Speaker 2: man on the street stuff and talk to people about
Speaker 2: masks in southern California where people are continue to be
Speaker 2: surprisingly very conservative and they're on the right. So I
Speaker 2: just like them a lot. And also JT is very
Speaker 2: good at stand up and had really good jokes and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm developing a bit of a comedic.
Speaker 2: I don't know, a crush whatever, He's a nice guy.
Speaker 2: I want to be his friend. But I by the
Speaker 2: time those famous surfers got off stage, everyone was filing
Speaker 2: out and I did not have It's just one of
Speaker 2: those bar shows that was packed with people. But then
Speaker 2: they filtered out and I did my set to one
Speaker 2: third of them. Yeah, because it was like a long show,
Speaker 2: but I had fun. But afterwards, my point is this couple,
Speaker 2: Britt and Amy Lee Allen, they were like, we live
Speaker 2: near here. You obviously you shouldn't drive all the way
Speaker 2: back because it was like three hours, and they let
Speaker 2: they live in a guesthouse next to a giant, beautiful
Speaker 2: modern mansion. And I just had it to myself. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh my, it was I. Yeah, I just stumbled on
Speaker 2: the most beautiful sleeping situation with my new friends.
Speaker 1: The water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could see the ocean right there, and I
Speaker 2: was like how And and BRIT's job was taking things right.
Speaker 2: When someone dies, she rushes there in something like an
Speaker 2: ambulance and extracts donor like we're talking, yeah, spinal cords,
Speaker 2: sciatic nerves like she pulls them out like a snake
Speaker 2: and coils them up, I don't know, puts them in
Speaker 2: a cooler. It was and she was the most like
Speaker 2: funny not you. I bet someone like that to be
Speaker 2: like a you know, a funeral director type personality. But
Speaker 2: I was so impressed with her job, and I bet
Speaker 2: she can take out adrenal glance. That's that's where I
Speaker 2: was getting to.
Speaker 1: Is it a good like she would be able to
Speaker 1: tell us where the adrenals Actually, I bet there's someone
Speaker 1: on your neck right or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mine are pits. Yeah, they got them in
Speaker 2: the pits. I've had people with the armpit gland problems
Speaker 2: where they had some issues and had to get cut
Speaker 2: on the armpit.
Speaker 1: That's all I know. But what a stressful.
Speaker 2: Job like, like dealing with something that valuable and sitting
Speaker 2: in with surgeons but being part of the surgery and
Speaker 2: violently pulling someone apart. But it was just her job.
Speaker 2: It was like a to her. It's like working on
Speaker 2: a car like a mechlanic.
Speaker 1: Do you know for a fact it's violent. I bet
Speaker 1: it isn't violent.
Speaker 2: To get extract things from a body, just knowing when
Speaker 2: I made the mistake of watching my hip surgery, how
Speaker 2: insanely you're right, Yeah, And I guess when you're pulling
Speaker 2: things and there's a skeleton involved, or you have to
Speaker 2: move a lot of shit to get to these important
Speaker 2: oh organs and everything and that you're right, that requires
Speaker 2: strength and jaws of life. And I mean not to
Speaker 2: get all crazy gross, but oh man.
Speaker 1: So sorry. These were just people you'd never met, never met,
Speaker 1: were basically like.
Speaker 2: I knew right away sitting in the audience when they're
Speaker 2: laughing at me and it looks like they don't paddle
Speaker 2: out on waves that they were. They do you need
Speaker 2: to ride fans? And they were and I took pictures
Speaker 2: with them and we went and got in and out
Speaker 2: and I stayed at their fancy house and they're my
Speaker 2: new friends for life.
Speaker 1: So britten, Amy Lee, thanks for listening to Do You
Speaker 1: Need a Riot?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's a shout out to the Allens Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2: Stupidly I just went to do this show with no
Speaker 2: plan of where. I'm like, that's probably an hour's south.
Speaker 2: I'll just turn around drive back, of course not. I
Speaker 2: had three beers and then the show ended late and
Speaker 2: I was three hours away. It took forever to get there,
Speaker 2: so they saved the day. Notice like she does with
Speaker 2: people and organs.
Speaker 1: Now, you must have known about what she does for
Speaker 1: a living when you went to stay. There was there
Speaker 1: any fear that she might steal your spleen?
Speaker 2: It was lingering. I didn't know them that well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I did sleep with my eyes open all night looking.
Speaker 1: At the door. That's how they get the retinas.
Speaker 2: I was also in a modern you know, the kind
Speaker 2: of big boxy glass house where a lot of these
Speaker 2: current horror.
Speaker 1: Movies take place.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a haunted scary house.
Speaker 1: It was more like sleeping with the enemy kind of
Speaker 1: domestic violence.
Speaker 2: Things turned Yeah, yes, you don't know your husband as
Speaker 2: well as you thought you did.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very open space, plenty of time for me to
Speaker 2: see someone running at me with garden shears. There was
Speaker 2: also a garden. A cat was on the loose. We
Speaker 2: were worried about the cat, like whatever, it's a pet,
Speaker 2: seminary cat. There's a lot of things that were going
Speaker 2: through my mind. Halloween is among us, Halloween is upon us.
Speaker 2: It is upon us, and I mean there's all us pressure.
Speaker 2: What do we do go to a hay ride? Do
Speaker 2: we go to a pumpkin patch? Which I drove by
Speaker 2: several very active with families pumpkin patches. I guess that's
Speaker 2: something you do with kids.
Speaker 1: It is. In fact, my sister I just had to
Speaker 1: take her first grade class to a pumpkin patch and
Speaker 1: the morning. We talked to each other every morning as
Speaker 1: she drives to work, and she was so mad, and
Speaker 1: I was like, it made me immediately start laughing. He
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you this mad about the
Speaker 1: punkin bash. She's like, you don't understand. It's really hot
Speaker 1: and it's boring, and she was like talking about it
Speaker 1: where it was like it might be about something else
Speaker 1: besides the bunkeragh. It was so funny, but she was
Speaker 1: kind of joking. And then she was like, the thing
Speaker 1: that's actually cute is the kids. Because they're in first grade.
Speaker 1: They're not excited about the punkin patch. They're excited to
Speaker 1: go on a bus, like it's the whole the whole
Speaker 1: field trip is exciting to them, like from the moment
Speaker 1: it begins. But the part they're the most excited about
Speaker 1: is they all get to go on the bus. Yeah.
Speaker 2: For me, of course, it's for kids. But I do
Speaker 2: get excited about Halloween more like I want to be
Speaker 2: somewhere right now where I'm walking through crunchy leaves. I
Speaker 2: wish it was colder. Yeah, you know. I love this
Speaker 2: time of year, all the seasons that have been torn
Speaker 2: from me by moving somewhere that's seventy five degrees. It
Speaker 2: always sounds like you're bragging, but it's it's beautiful and
Speaker 2: sunny here all the time, but also too hot.
Speaker 1: But today it was like ninety two.
Speaker 2: I know, and it's crazy. There's no the passing of
Speaker 2: time is not ever benchmarked by seasons, and my life
Speaker 2: is flying by. I think that happens when you get
Speaker 2: older anyway. But oh I could use some I could
Speaker 2: use a long cold winter.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that makes sense, because a pumpkin patch or
Speaker 1: like a haunted corn maze or something like that is
Speaker 1: like this definitive. We are in fault, doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: hot it is outside. We know this for a fact.
Speaker 1: But like when you're older and you don't have kids
Speaker 1: or whatever, you don't really do stuff like that because
Speaker 1: it just feels like it's for other people. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And I drove by slowly and I watch them voyeuristically,
Speaker 2: but in a holiday mood, much like I do during Christmas,
Speaker 2: and I slow down sometimes I park, I watch them
Speaker 2: open their presence. I mean, I think about my own
Speaker 2: family as I get closer to the window and breathe
Speaker 2: a foggy circle to then draw a sinister pentagram.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, pull the bellaclava down over your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just turned it to Halloween. Yes for Mary Christmas.
Speaker 2: When one of the first times I saw you do
Speaker 2: stand up at Largo. I know I've brought this up before,
Speaker 2: but do you remember you're you had like a hay
Speaker 2: ride or a hay may or a corn maze. You
Speaker 2: were just talking shit about it in a conversational way.
Speaker 2: So of course I'm not going to ask you to
Speaker 2: repeat it, but I laughed. I'm like, that person is
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: One day, we're going to do a podcast together.
Speaker 1: For nineteen years. Yeah, here's the thing, and this is
Speaker 1: the one part I talked about it for so long
Speaker 1: and described it in such detail. But the thing that
Speaker 1: is the truth about that bit is we all went
Speaker 1: to a haunted corn maze at like some kind of
Speaker 1: like freestanding mom and pop Halloween event space, right, So
Speaker 1: there was like food trucks and you could also we
Speaker 1: got really stoned and there was a guy who was
Speaker 1: swallowing swords out front and he picked me, which is
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. No, one ever picks me. I always
Speaker 1: present as a person who does not want to participate,
Speaker 1: so I never get picked. And this sword swallower picked
Speaker 1: me to help him do his bit, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, it's it shouldn't be me, Like I kept
Speaker 1: trying to give him the signal of like, whatever you're doing,
Speaker 1: I should not be involved in this.
Speaker 2: Do you think about displaying a very shaky hand?
Speaker 1: I know, we're like I kind of would, just like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: Just did he want you to lower the sword into
Speaker 2: his gullet?
Speaker 1: No, he wanted me to pull it back out right.
Speaker 2: Why don't yeah, yep. Also, it's it's unsanitary.
Speaker 1: He was, but also dangerous, like what if I do wrong?
Speaker 1: And he was just like just go fast, go fast,
Speaker 1: and he was like it was horrible. But then when
Speaker 1: we actually got in and we walked right up, the
Speaker 1: whole point was the haunted corn Maze, and we're in
Speaker 1: a group of people and we walk up and it's
Speaker 1: only as we enter the corn maze do I realize
Speaker 1: I'm legitimately I do not want to do this Like this,
Speaker 1: what we're about to do I fucking hate, which is
Speaker 1: walk through a thing and have people jump out like
Speaker 1: people who want to be actors jump out at me
Speaker 1: like yeah, I didn't think it through until we were
Speaker 1: actually starting to do it, or I'm like my heart
Speaker 1: starts racing and I'm just like, this is everything I
Speaker 1: hate in one big batch of quality.
Speaker 2: It's even more scary when you know they're not union right. Also,
Speaker 2: there's babs a uh claustrophobia or just all the fears
Speaker 2: we have instilled in us from the shining of actually
Speaker 2: feeling like there's no way out. I don't think I
Speaker 2: want to be an amazed situation either, the more I
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 1: No, and in that one, it isn't true maze because
Speaker 1: you have to follow a certain path, like they're not
Speaker 1: just letting you anger. But it still was just the
Speaker 1: thing where I went, oh, yeah, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this. It's not daytime. I'm not with children. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this whole everything about this is not what I like.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought I wouldn't like the Not Scary Farm
Speaker 2: one of my favorite puns, but I totally did. And
Speaker 2: it was because I was getting scared but no one
Speaker 2: was allowed to actually touch you. It's just like little
Speaker 2: jump scares. But after you know twenty minutes of getting scared,
Speaker 2: you're expecting it, and then you're just admiring the costumes
Speaker 2: and everything. And I totally had fun and I didn't
Speaker 2: think I was going to. I like that.
Speaker 1: We went one year and there's guys that were running
Speaker 1: around and they had like crushed coat cans pads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they would run and slide it you screaming and sparking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so it was I just could. I thought that
Speaker 1: was so ingenious because I'm like, yeah, you can't people,
Speaker 1: you can't touch people, you shouldn't touch people. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that is just as good as that because it's shocking
Speaker 1: and like bizarre and like what is coming at me? Also,
Speaker 1: just like when you just said a gardener with sheers
Speaker 1: running at you, because that's also in Get Out. Remember
Speaker 1: when the guy just starts running toward him and it's
Speaker 1: like so scary, it's so strangely scary, but then he
Speaker 1: runs right past him. Yes, he's just out for a jog.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Yeah, there's a lot of imagery in that
Speaker 2: was very scary to.
Speaker 1: Me, very scary. What else is scary this Halloween season?
Speaker 2: What about if you if someone was like there is
Speaker 2: a real haunted house. It's on the Haunted House registry.
Speaker 2: It's a bed and breakfast. Do you want to go
Speaker 2: stay there?
Speaker 1: What would you? Would you stay for one night to
Speaker 1: see if something would happen? Yeah, I guess so. I
Speaker 1: guess it depends. It kind of depends on who I
Speaker 1: was with, because if it's somebody that's jumpy and panicky,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to. If it's someone that's like,
Speaker 1: we've got to investigate this. If it was one of
Speaker 1: those ghost investigation guys with the big necklaces, I might
Speaker 1: be into it because they're like going to handle it right.
Speaker 2: So if there was like infrared goggles involved, you would
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: If somebody was had like an e meeter or whatever
Speaker 1: those things are, and they were kind of treating it scientifically, maybe,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I wouldn't. I certainly wouldn't do
Speaker 1: it by myself, and because I believe in that stuff,
Speaker 1: Like I know, I feel like ghosts are real or
Speaker 1: that those things when people talk about those experiences, it's real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of unexplainably real.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When growing up, I thought because I'd never had
Speaker 2: any experience, Looking back, though I certainly have. I just
Speaker 2: was trying to ignore them because I was trying to
Speaker 2: be cuff tough, Karen, cuff tough. I was trying to
Speaker 2: be just roll up my slaves and be cuff tough.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant. But I did when I stayed
Speaker 2: at a bed and breakfast, just whatever was affordable. One
Speaker 2: time I was doing a show in New Orleans and
Speaker 2: it was clearly I mean, the place was a mess.
Speaker 2: There was stuff everywhere, but the room they set up
Speaker 2: for me, there was like clothing hanging like they were
Speaker 2: trying to scare me. And I just fell asleep and
Speaker 2: slept into my showtime. And I don't remember even being
Speaker 2: that tired. I was drugged by a ghost. I think,
Speaker 2: I don't. It's still unexplainable to me. I know, I
Speaker 2: just bragged about how easily I can sleep, but then
Speaker 2: I had to run in the rain with an umbrella
Speaker 2: for a mile to get to my show. And I
Speaker 2: still will never know why I passed out like that.
Speaker 2: I think it was a ghost.
Speaker 1: Did they maybe, like, yeah, they were releasing a tiny
Speaker 1: bit of gas into the room at the people that
Speaker 1: you rented the room from. Yeah, maybe they were just
Speaker 1: trying to keep you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were, I mean, and the scariest part about
Speaker 2: the place there was no parking down the street.
Speaker 1: That is horrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I but it was a and I looked it
Speaker 2: up later. It was famously a haunted.
Speaker 1: House that you stay at.
Speaker 2: People stay there as a stunt, and I did not
Speaker 2: know that it was just the most affordable ghost experience
Speaker 2: that let you stay the night.
Speaker 1: Well, New Orleans is so old, it's filled. There's so
Speaker 1: much crazy shit that happened there that it is filled
Speaker 1: with haunted spots.
Speaker 2: I believe. My friend Shrewdy did the music for the
Speaker 2: new Anne Rice's Interview with a Vampire, which takes place
Speaker 2: in New Orleans, and it's and she's good. The music
Speaker 2: is great. I just watched the introductory episode. But it's
Speaker 2: it's very Yeah, everything spooky is it's New ORNs, New Orleans.
Speaker 2: It's very spooky. It's funny when I you know, I
Speaker 2: think it's starting to happen more often as I get older,
Speaker 2: where I fully just say sentences backwards. It's almost like
Speaker 2: it's a superpower that will never help me.
Speaker 1: You know what. Partially I think it might be too.
Speaker 1: It's wrong with me, Well, it's wrong. What's wrong with everybody.
Speaker 1: We're not around other people as much as we normally are.
Speaker 1: I mean more and more we're getting to be, but
Speaker 1: it's almost like we just haven't been practicing in that
Speaker 1: way of just like I am silent a lot of
Speaker 1: the time until I'm podcasting. There's been a couple of
Speaker 1: times where like when I'm recording with Georgia, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like and it's like a frog in my throat
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, this is the first thing I've
Speaker 1: said aloud today.
Speaker 2: That's not talk to anyone in twenty four hours, and
Speaker 2: the last person I talked to was you when we
Speaker 2: recorded yesterday. That's a gap of voice and brain relaxation
Speaker 2: that needn't happen one entire day.
Speaker 1: Perhaps maybe the new thing should be when we wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning, we make our beds, as we
Speaker 1: know is best for our mental health, right, tidy up.
Speaker 1: Instead of drinking a bunch of coffee, you get some
Speaker 1: hot water and some lemon, like an opera singer, and
Speaker 1: then you just do some vocal warm ups.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love New York.
Speaker 2: I need New York apples and bananas and the lots
Speaker 2: of fruit. I don't know a lot of them, so
Speaker 2: I make them up one one two one one two
Speaker 2: three two one one two three four three two one
Speaker 2: one two three four five four three two one. I
Speaker 2: can do it faster than that if you want to
Speaker 2: really be annoyed.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, speed is important to speed, addiction, all
Speaker 1: of and then just saying stuff, just words and practicing,
Speaker 1: it's all important.
Speaker 2: The thing that I'm annoyed with is because I've set
Speaker 2: my alarm, I made my bed, I started my day
Speaker 2: because I have a tax appointment tomorrow. I missed my extension.
Speaker 2: I in a lot of ways. I mean, when we
Speaker 2: first met, we both had this mounting tax issue. It
Speaker 2: was yes, but I kind of let it happen again
Speaker 2: that just last years, not multiple years, so it's it's
Speaker 2: not that daunting. I just need to add up expenses.
Speaker 2: But once I made my bed, I'm like, hey, this
Speaker 2: feels good. I'm off the floor. I've just been cleaning
Speaker 2: my house all day. I have yet, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I like to write all my expenses on my iPad
Speaker 2: and it's not charged up, so I might as well
Speaker 2: finish watching the Watcher. I just come up with excuses
Speaker 2: and I have yet. I have not started my taxes,
Speaker 2: and I have an appointment tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Can I make a suggestion please, because honestly I think, well,
Speaker 1: I have, of course read almost every self help book
Speaker 1: there is, and there is the real effective, like strategy
Speaker 1: of doing things for only ten minutes. So you sit down,
Speaker 1: you go, I'm only gonna I'm going to like basically
Speaker 1: like you're gonna do all your car costs whatever, right right,
Speaker 1: you just do section by section every morning for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Then it's not I have to do all of this
Speaker 1: for hours and and that's what makes you get back
Speaker 1: up out of the chair.
Speaker 2: What's my rewarding between sessions? Cigarettes, neighborhood?
Speaker 1: You can you can have one cigarette. You can have
Speaker 1: a cup of hot lemon water for your voice. You
Speaker 1: can have a third thing that you choose around your home.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll just go on little walks. My neighborhood
Speaker 2: is all Victorian homes. Maybe we'll also fill this halloween
Speaker 2: shaped hole in my soul. I I just walk around
Speaker 2: and look some of these spooky houses, one of them
Speaker 2: the Thriller House.
Speaker 1: Are they all decorated? No?
Speaker 2: I was thinking, you know, I'm always thinking of my
Speaker 2: plan B jobs. What if I went door to door,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Hi, I decorate houses for Halloween and
Speaker 2: I just charged five thousand dollars, bought you know, five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars in and I.
Speaker 1: Just spiderwebbed it up.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to realize I don't want to do my
Speaker 2: new job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's like you need a ladder. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get mad a bunch of different times. Yeah. And also
Speaker 1: on TikTok there's a woman who was like, I got bored,
Speaker 1: so I decided to decorate the front of my house.
Speaker 1: I think people, especially LA people, if they're going to
Speaker 1: pay you, they expect like the highest level decoration. This woman,
Speaker 1: and I think her husband made her this almost like
Speaker 1: a not a scaffold, but like a you know whatever,
Speaker 1: like a wooden thing that then she could hang, and
Speaker 1: like she was putting sticks and all these things, so
Speaker 1: it almost looked like a haunted forest entrance to her house.
Speaker 1: It looked amazing.
Speaker 2: I would have fun making that. I yes, there'd be
Speaker 2: moments of frustration, like how where, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: have to take back this ladder I borrowed or I
Speaker 2: poked my eye with a stick. But I do like
Speaker 2: getting crafty, you know, yes, you do and there's the
Speaker 2: immediate satisfaction of like, oh, I just made that look cool.
Speaker 1: Let me.
Speaker 2: I don't get that with adding up receipts.
Speaker 1: Can I No, of course you don't. That's like, that's
Speaker 1: that's why this. As soon as you can, you should
Speaker 1: just put it all over. When I used to go
Speaker 1: to a place to get my taxes done, and it
Speaker 1: really did fill me with all the dread that you
Speaker 1: are feeling. Yes, I just had all my receipts shoved
Speaker 1: into a Manila folder and the guy would just pull
Speaker 1: everything out and then just ask me a question. So
Speaker 1: it's not like you have to figure everything out to
Speaker 1: the dime. I don't. It has to be a conversation.
Speaker 2: Receipts expire in like I see them turn the shiny
Speaker 2: translucent pieces of paper.
Speaker 1: I've quit.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a receipt or kept it. I just
Speaker 2: look at my bank statement and I go from there,
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, yeah my past. Yes, so that's my
Speaker 2: big receipt. I mean all my expenditures.
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Yes please Okay, because you're art based,
Speaker 1: can you buy yourself and this could be an expense
Speaker 1: that you write off and it goes it reduces the
Speaker 1: tax base. What if you went to CBS and you
Speaker 1: bought one of those packets of like five different color highlighters. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then you went through your you print your big statement,
Speaker 1: so you have some hard copies and you go through
Speaker 1: and you highlight different This is my car expenses, this
Speaker 1: is my blue blue expenses. This is for show bis.
Speaker 2: You're describing exactly what I do on my iPad, except
Speaker 2: I zoom in because you can pinch and zoom in
Speaker 2: and I do it. Yeah, everything's color coded, just like
Speaker 2: you're saying. But I've let my iPad charge up all day,
Speaker 2: so it's the same concept, but much easier if I
Speaker 2: just had a dry erase board.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, yeah, just highlighters in a hard copy.
Speaker 1: It's almost more art like, because I think when things
Speaker 1: are on the computer it feels like this far away.
Speaker 1: It's not as satisfying to be done. You get to
Speaker 1: the last paper, you slam them all down, you screen
Speaker 1: fuck you at the ceiling, you celebrate, however.
Speaker 2: You Yeah, I punch a hole in a pumpkin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have my whole rootine, but I really I do.
Speaker 2: I think that you're right also because now when I
Speaker 2: do my art and illustration on my iPod. I draw
Speaker 2: on the iPad too, That's how I actually make my art,
Speaker 2: and it's less fun than getting massy and doing it
Speaker 2: on paper. I got to go back to hard copy creating.
Speaker 1: Just see if you prefer it, because just remember it's
Speaker 1: a choice, and sometimes that just the tactle. It feels
Speaker 1: like more of an accomplishment, like here, look, I did
Speaker 1: that line. It's pink, and that this one's blue. Look
Speaker 1: at me figuring shit out. Then you put it down
Speaker 1: for ten minutes and you go back to it for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. If you're watching TV simultaneously, you like put
Speaker 1: it down for a little while. But then you can
Speaker 1: also listen as you do it. You don't have to
Speaker 1: stare at the teav Oh, this.
Speaker 2: Is what I and I always save it tonight at
Speaker 2: night time because I feel like that's when my brain
Speaker 2: is operating better because of stand up. I guess, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe I put everything off to the last
Speaker 2: minute and that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: What about this though, because you're there's a lot it
Speaker 1: feels like there's a lot of self judgment in the
Speaker 1: way you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of it doesn't want you to
Speaker 2: judge me right back.
Speaker 1: No, because it doesn't work. Beating yourself up isn't going
Speaker 1: to get it done, because if that did work, I
Speaker 1: would have never had four years of taxes that I
Speaker 1: didn't pay attention to. All it is is you have
Speaker 1: to chip away in the way that you know how,
Speaker 1: and then turn it over to that person that you're
Speaker 1: going to give it to or TurboTax.
Speaker 2: He gets, he gets, yeah, I just there's so many
Speaker 2: different states that I have to return tax forms for.
Speaker 2: I need his help. And he used to work for
Speaker 2: the I R S. So he he's very helpful in
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: What looks good or looks bad.
Speaker 2: But I yeah, he gets so happy when I have
Speaker 2: it all itemized for him that I got. I got
Speaker 2: to keep thinking of him.
Speaker 1: Can you print up a little picture of him and
Speaker 1: put it on your coffee table as you're doing it,
Speaker 1: and it's like, this is for you, Jerry, this is
Speaker 1: my work for you.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and when I go to do my taxes,
Speaker 2: I'll have a framed photo of me and I'll put
Speaker 2: it on his desk and name it at him.
Speaker 1: And then even though you're sitting there, you tap on
Speaker 1: it and you say, think of this guy, think of
Speaker 1: this guy. Well, you're asking for that money back even
Speaker 1: though I'm right here.
Speaker 2: Also, if your eyes slipped away, like because you're looking
Speaker 2: at your keyboard and all the paperwork, I'm going to
Speaker 2: put this down closer to where you're looking in case
Speaker 2: you don't want to look up at me, like maybe
Speaker 2: it hurts your neck. I'm also down here, I'm everywhere,
Speaker 2: and he looks up and it's entire pictures of me
Speaker 2: at different ages.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make it fun for him. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: it fun for you. You're going to approach it like
Speaker 1: this is actually could be fun. And I'm a hypocrite
Speaker 1: for saying all this because I didn't do my taxes
Speaker 1: for four years.
Speaker 2: That's why I brought it up to you. And you're
Speaker 2: still making me feel better because I forgot about these
Speaker 2: little breaks I can take. Yes, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: be saying that.
Speaker 1: That's the key I find when I have something that
Speaker 1: I have to get done, I automatically start doing as
Speaker 1: like you're saying, you clean your whole house, right you
Speaker 1: you automatically start doing something else if you know that's
Speaker 1: what you're going to do. You don't have to pretend
Speaker 1: this is like a secret that you're doing. Like I
Speaker 1: learned sometimes if I have to write something, I start
Speaker 1: writing a second thing so that I can bounce back
Speaker 1: and forth, and then I don't dislike the first thing.
Speaker 1: I just am treating both of them. Like you know,
Speaker 1: if you're like if you're trying to write like a
Speaker 1: script or something, and it's like I don't have any
Speaker 1: ideas and I'm not this is bad, then it's like, fine,
Speaker 1: it's bad, bail go to the other thing, write that
Speaker 1: until you think it's bad, and then go back and
Speaker 1: reread the first thing, and you're like, it's not bad,
Speaker 1: it's good. I'm gonna keep going. Now I have this idea,
Speaker 1: and you just kind of like it's not tricking yourself.
Speaker 1: It's more like that's our brains are very weird and complex,
Speaker 1: and you have to kind of like give it all
Speaker 1: the things it needs to keep going. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have to see little bits of progress
Speaker 2: to keep knowing m I think dry erase is the
Speaker 2: way to go.
Speaker 1: You mean, like you're gonna put it up on a
Speaker 1: whiteboard like representative Katie Porter and just like let everybody know.
Speaker 2: Red yarn and photos and evidence, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: solve this tax crime that's happening to me. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: and find out that it's me that's doing the crimes.
Speaker 1: You're the one paying a bag for gas every.
Speaker 2: Eight day, using five thousand miles of my cars mileage
Speaker 2: for business. I'm the one that has an office that's
Speaker 2: not really seventy feet from my living area.
Speaker 1: I'm whatever.
Speaker 2: There's so many examples. Did I really give money to charity?
Speaker 2: Or did I throw clothes away and say that I
Speaker 2: gave them away?
Speaker 1: Oh? No? So many times I donated things at Goodwill
Speaker 1: and the guy that worked there would be like, do
Speaker 1: you want a receipt? And I'd be like no, And
Speaker 1: then later on the tax person be like, why would
Speaker 1: you do that? That's like that is like you one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars right off, and I'd just be like,
Speaker 1: because I don't play by the rules. Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 1: so different. And then you spray paint your name on.
Speaker 2: The wall where the backwards are because you don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a screampunk rock. Oh. Also, don't forget to
Speaker 1: use your timer when you're doing your ten or fifteen
Speaker 1: minute increments, because then it'll show you how quickly time passes.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then I won't get you know, distracted. Every
Speaker 2: two minutes. I'm like the time going.
Speaker 1: I got to do this.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do fifteen minute inquipments. Yeah, okay, you
Speaker 2: feel better about You've actually made me feel a lot better.
Speaker 2: It's a daunting thing, and I miss the deadline. I
Speaker 2: just feel dumb for that. Oh while I make.
Speaker 1: Mine does though everyone does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I yeah, I'm I'm not. I'm just my general
Speaker 2: ability to postpone things till the last minute. I really
Speaker 2: want to outgrow that. But I think I'm done growing.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm an adult man. I'm actually getting shorter five
Speaker 2: to nine going on five eight.
Speaker 1: And you can write that off. That's good.
Speaker 2: I can write off one whole inch.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's worth five hundred. Well. Update.
Speaker 2: The lizard came out the tail. That's lizard. While I
Speaker 2: was making my bed, he ran out, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: He just was standing in my living room and he
Speaker 2: looked at me. I know I've talked about this with turtles,
Speaker 2: but he looked me at my face and I saw
Speaker 2: his little eyes. And he hung out by the door,
Speaker 2: and I walked by him, and he didn't scurry away,
Speaker 2: and I opened the door and he ran out.
Speaker 1: He knew you were his friend.
Speaker 2: He grabbed no newspaper and he brought it to me.
Speaker 1: He said, he said, it was fun to curl up
Speaker 1: on your shoulder last night as you slept, and you're like, what.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about gating life insurance? Again, that's a
Speaker 2: joke from last episode. Remember that's a tag to the
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: That's for the og din our heads, the dinosaurs that
Speaker 1: are there and can I sleep over? That's what podcasts
Speaker 1: are for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Airbnb, but conversations. But he was really
Speaker 2: cute and a lot bigger than I thought. And how
Speaker 2: much bigger? Show with your hands? Uh like a penis length?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Good one, but no that's what the tail was gone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah it's pretty big.
Speaker 1: Yeah you mean that's torso alone. You weren't you weren't, Like, No,
Speaker 1: that's adding tip.
Speaker 2: The nose to back of the stump, detached area to
Speaker 2: detach area, that's scene of the crime. Before I left,
Speaker 2: I did a little cute little chalk outline.
Speaker 1: But he'll be so take your tail with you, son
Speaker 1: of a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take your tail, don't you? Let your tail
Speaker 2: hit you on the way out, and then I throw
Speaker 2: his tail at him.
Speaker 1: And hit him, and then he puts his hat on,
Speaker 1: and then it's the theme to the odd Couple starts up.
Speaker 2: My favorite is a worm. It starts raining and a
Speaker 2: worm gets all excited to go on a walk because
Speaker 2: they like the rain. He's like, I'm gonna go for
Speaker 2: a stroll, honey, And he has a little hat and
Speaker 2: a little bow tie. What's the kid's book where the
Speaker 2: worm had a bow tie?
Speaker 1: That's the Richard Scary Book, or like Busy Town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know that. I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Absolutely all those things, those memories from childhood. This is
Speaker 1: another funny thing. Not to talk about my sister so much,
Speaker 1: but she also, being a first grade teacher, is still
Speaker 1: around all the books that we had when we were in
Speaker 1: the seventies. So every once in a while she did
Speaker 1: it to me today. She'll just send me, like, remember
Speaker 1: like those sid Hoff books, Like she'll send me a
Speaker 1: picture of the Like there was one where it was
Speaker 1: a dinosaurs don't dinosaurs don't grab or something like that.
Speaker 1: There's like a book about manners, but it's all dinosaurs, Okay,
Speaker 1: sid Hoff he was like he was kind of like
Speaker 1: Maurice Sendak adjacent. He was all his books. You would
Speaker 1: absolutely recognize the illustrations from his books.
Speaker 2: Okay, was he did he do the Everybody Poops book?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, fine, hold on, let me. I'm going to
Speaker 1: look it up and tell you exactly what books he wrote. Okay.
Speaker 2: I got a note from Onalise that it's Danny and
Speaker 2: the Dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, thank you, only see.
Speaker 2: That's producer and and thank me for the first time
Speaker 2: ever recognizing the chat. Usually I'm bad at multitasking, but
Speaker 2: in this preparation of doing my tax says, I find
Speaker 2: that I can carry a lot. Also, I'm on Adderall
Speaker 2: and Ridley.
Speaker 1: What now you never told me?
Speaker 2: I do know that Adderall makes me a superhero, so
Speaker 2: I guess that means I need it. Okay, So what's
Speaker 2: the book?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was just There's a Thunderhoof that's about
Speaker 1: a horse Julius who's a gorilla. There's Danny and the Dinosaur,
Speaker 1: where a boy basically just gets a dinosaur and then
Speaker 1: walks around town saying fuck you to people because he
Speaker 1: has a dinosaur. It's pretty great.
Speaker 2: Don't forget Amy's Dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Wait can you see?
Speaker 2: Oh no, why is it blurry? It's thinking it's your
Speaker 2: blurry background.
Speaker 1: Oh oh did I blur the background? Oh that was
Speaker 1: me the other night before while we were Yeah, Stephen
Speaker 1: went through and were like, hey, look at all these
Speaker 1: things you can do, and basically like changed our backgrounds.
Speaker 1: I like it. I didn't realize I was still blurred.
Speaker 1: That was purely just to show myself that I could
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: It's funny because yesterday, when you had it that way,
Speaker 2: I put on my reading glasses and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: these don't work anymore. But it's just yeah, it's your
Speaker 2: your blurry background.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I oftentimes when we're talking, I get distracted by the
Speaker 2: hard edges of your couch and pillars.
Speaker 1: By the completely blank wall behind me in absolutely no decorations.
Speaker 1: Some people really really decorate for the zoom shot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of got blamed for that with
Speaker 2: my outdoorsy wallpaper, but I assured everyone, no, I did
Speaker 2: this before I knew the world was becoming so private.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got blamed. Who blamed you?
Speaker 2: There's a lot of finger pointing during these zoom comedy shows.
Speaker 2: Oh look at Chris he paid for wallpaper to make
Speaker 2: up for his jokes not being finished. A lot of
Speaker 2: finger pointing.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they said that out loud to you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they thought their chat, they thought their audio
Speaker 2: was off. The audiences like, ah, look at this bullshit wallpaper.
Speaker 1: And you started crying. You said, I wish I was
Speaker 1: back with the surfers. Yeah, I was back in Insignia.
Speaker 1: At least they.
Speaker 2: Were silently judging me. I think they actually no, no,
Speaker 2: I think they were actually mad because I said I
Speaker 2: don't surf. I'm scared of surfing. If I said the
Speaker 2: line about it feels like falling off a roof and
Speaker 2: having the house chase you. But they they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: well then you don't belong to this part of town.
Speaker 1: They screamed poser and said get out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm like ice skate jerks, okay, And I'm not
Speaker 2: talking longboards.
Speaker 1: I can balance on things with other boys.
Speaker 2: That's what I did for most of the show, just
Speaker 2: on one leg, plates a pencil on the tip of my.
Speaker 1: Nose, just kind of a real hard lean to the right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that.
Speaker 2: I could be in a V eight commercial. They weren't impressed.
Speaker 1: They don't care, but I was gonna say, I think
Speaker 1: it's really it's very impressive and telling, like there's so
Speaker 1: many people doing comedy that there's a subgenre of stand
Speaker 1: up surfers. These kind of amazing.
Speaker 2: Two of the guys I know from when I worked
Speaker 2: at Fuel TV as professional.
Speaker 1: Surfers and that's how I got They say, hey, do.
Speaker 2: You want We're doing this comedy show, and they all
Speaker 2: had jokes and it was good to see them. But
Speaker 2: they've retired from surfing and getting into the lucrative world
Speaker 2: of stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it's the same rush.
Speaker 1: You paddle out, that's the setup.
Speaker 2: You stand at the crest of the waves. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the middle part of the joke. Yes, and then you
Speaker 2: get held under water under a coral reef. That's the punchline.
Speaker 2: It's just like dangerous surfing.
Speaker 1: You get held under a coral reef that's been tucked
Speaker 1: under it. That's what I think.
Speaker 2: Even when I'm in Venice, I think I'm gonna end
Speaker 2: up under a coral reef, being held under while being
Speaker 2: stung by a spiny underwater glow in the dark spiny fish.
Speaker 1: In your surfing days, have you ever seen a big
Speaker 1: fish or a creature near you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Oregon, I was out there with little but
Speaker 2: they're little sea otters, like sweet little guys that are
Speaker 2: like Hi, I'm basically a dog seeler. It's pretty cute,
Speaker 2: like little face with whiskers coming up to say, hey,
Speaker 2: the how's the surf? Sorry, I don't know a lot
Speaker 2: of the human words. I'm embarrassed by. Yeah, it in Oregon.
Speaker 2: There's a lot. And I think that's why there's more
Speaker 2: sharks there too, like in cold water. And you know
Speaker 2: this from like they surf under the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 1: Nor cowbaby nor cow baby fucking black trucks and have
Speaker 1: your socks all the way.
Speaker 2: Pulled to the top. Don't forget your flat brimmed hat
Speaker 2: because we're about to get metal militia on your ass.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: That see, that's who I should have been on stage. Yes,
Speaker 2: I should have been nor cal specific.
Speaker 1: You're just like you're like me when we used to
Speaker 1: do that show with April Richardson at the Improv Lab,
Speaker 1: and I would get on stage and say comedy is over,
Speaker 1: and then people would be bummed and I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't do very well. It's like stop telling people
Speaker 1: to not like you. Don't get on stage and be
Speaker 1: like here's our differences. Here's what's not gonna work. They
Speaker 1: don't like it. They wanted everyone to be the same.
Speaker 1: They want unity. Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was you and it y for the first
Speaker 2: part of my set.
Speaker 1: But then as they started that's Queen Latifa. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: had to do it. I had to make the reference.
Speaker 2: But then when they were actually leaving, I had to
Speaker 2: address our differences as they went out the door. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: it had to be addressed. I had for the people
Speaker 2: that remain there, like, why is this happening? Why are
Speaker 2: people leaving? It's not me, it's our differences driving you out.
Speaker 2: They love the ocean. I'm a land lubber.
Speaker 1: Ocean's only.
Speaker 2: That's where you meet mermaids for dating.
Speaker 1: There was some video that I saw surely on TikTok
Speaker 1: and it was like people are surfing and then this
Speaker 1: camera goes underwater and there's seals swimming along with them.
Speaker 1: They just kind of don't know yet because they're like
Speaker 1: in the wave. O. Wow.
Speaker 2: My dad's cousin who we used to drive down to
Speaker 2: visit all of his cousins and my great Grandma in
Speaker 2: San Diego. We'd drive all the way from Montana in
Speaker 2: a hot air conditionless buckless Saber and his cousin Bill,
Speaker 2: who was such a sweet man and taught me how
Speaker 2: to get up on a surfboard when I was young.
Speaker 2: He was a photographer, underwater photographer, and he shot a
Speaker 2: lot of surfing and then he did early like photoshop
Speaker 2: manipulation of like like he'd take a picture of a
Speaker 2: iceberg and have it hovering above the water, like before
Speaker 2: people were doing a lot of computer manipulation of photos.
Speaker 2: He was a neat man.
Speaker 1: Wow. And I just shout out to Bill, Bill, did
Speaker 1: you call him uncle Bill or cousin Bill?
Speaker 2: I just called him mister Wilson. And then I shot
Speaker 2: him with a slip shot.
Speaker 1: I've heard of you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really cool. And there there was all
Speaker 2: this talk of like, hey, let's switch houses. We want
Speaker 2: to go to Montana when it's sub zero and be
Speaker 2: in your cold house, and we're like, uh, fucking you're
Speaker 2: welcome to it.
Speaker 1: It never happened. Yeah, it didn't work out.
Speaker 2: The house swap never worked.
Speaker 1: They didn't mean it. I think they did.
Speaker 2: We just I don't know. I think my whole family
Speaker 2: is if you offer us something, we won't accept it.
Speaker 2: I was I was raised to say no to any
Speaker 2: handouts or favors or offers for help. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a shame that brings dishonor to your ancestors.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh god, I can't do that to Christopher Fairbank,
Speaker 2: my distant acting relative over in London, England, and other relatives.
Speaker 1: I have a thing where like I I know that
Speaker 1: people do this. It's very much like how I would
Speaker 1: never send food back at a restaurant. Yeah no, I've
Speaker 1: never seen anyone do it. I've never That's not what
Speaker 1: my family does.
Speaker 2: I lie under the table if someone at my table
Speaker 2: does it right.
Speaker 1: And it's people that work in kitchens are like, people
Speaker 1: do it all the time. You absolutely should do it.
Speaker 1: They want you to have the best meal possible. But
Speaker 1: it's like I distinctly remember, I'm sure I've told you
Speaker 1: the story being in San Francisco with my parents and
Speaker 1: when I was like eight years old and we went
Speaker 1: to a restaurant in North Beach and it was we
Speaker 1: had to kind of pick it randomly because we were
Speaker 1: like it was we were waiting to go somewhere we
Speaker 1: decided to go to dinner. It was a random choice.
Speaker 1: My parents ordered their food, it was delivered. They tried
Speaker 1: it and they both were laughing at how bad it was.
Speaker 1: Not even laughing, but just kind of like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is a whatever. And the waiter. When the waiter
Speaker 1: came back, it's like, how is everything? And they both
Speaker 1: looked at wonderful, thank you so much, and lied straight
Speaker 1: to his face. And I sat there. I was just like,
Speaker 1: what you hate it? Like it's not even like it's
Speaker 1: just passing fine. It's like you think it's disgusting. And
Speaker 1: they were because I think in their minds is they
Speaker 1: both were raised with no money. They're like, we're not
Speaker 1: going to complain. That's what poor people do. We need
Speaker 1: to act like. This is what classy people do, is
Speaker 1: they would never complain an interesting It's actually that's not true.
Speaker 1: It's the opposite. Yeah, people are the ones bitch and
Speaker 1: constantly and sending shit back.
Speaker 2: Didn't Yeah, James Corden just got outed for something like that.
Speaker 1: I just read about it.
Speaker 2: I was like I read it and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: that's what people do. They are like want everything to
Speaker 2: be perfect at a restaurant. But yeah, it doesn't seem
Speaker 2: to me like that's a poor person thing. But my
Speaker 2: family does the same stuff. We were at at Applebee's
Speaker 2: and she it wasn't a hair in her foot. It
Speaker 2: was like someone took a clump of hair off of
Speaker 2: a off of a brush. It was like, someone, fuck
Speaker 2: this job. I quit and shoved it in her pasta.
Speaker 2: It was like from the Fresh and Healthy menus, so
Speaker 2: it was already flavorless and there she very cautiously was like,
Speaker 2: there's hair in my food. And he's like, oh, it
Speaker 2: might be from the basting brush. She said, no, this
Speaker 2: is like an actually, and she pulled up it was
Speaker 2: a giant hair ball, like a oh it was and
Speaker 2: the guy was like, oh my god, like and and
Speaker 2: they're like, why didn't you scream something? Immediately We almost
Speaker 2: didn't say anything. She was eating around it because she
Speaker 2: was hungry. Yeah, and uh yeah, it's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my family is the same way.
Speaker 1: It's it's just well, Also, I think I think stuff
Speaker 1: like that is like you need the experience. I think
Speaker 1: it's like my parents were raised. They never went out
Speaker 1: to dinner, they never went out to restaurants as growing up.
Speaker 1: That just wasn't like something they got to do, so
Speaker 1: they want to act like their idea of what the
Speaker 1: best guest at a restaurant would act like that, and
Speaker 1: it's all made up where it's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to I remember one time this was heartbreaking
Speaker 1: to me. I was in Call and we went to
Speaker 1: an Italian restaurant. So I was super broke, and I
Speaker 1: just ordered pasta with butter on it because there was
Speaker 1: parmesan cheese on the table. Sure, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's actually my favorite, just parmesan cheese and butter and pepper.
Speaker 2: Really outside of your house.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because I don't like red sauce. It's a
Speaker 1: whole thing. I'm very picky. And I was just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: just some spaghetti with some parmesan cheese on it. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I put the parmesan cheese on the spaghetti and I'm
Speaker 1: tasting it. It doesn't taste right, but I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is all I have, and so I try to
Speaker 1: take like two more bites. Eventually I realize some it
Speaker 1: was the parmesan cheese that stayed on the table all
Speaker 1: the time. So some asshole fucked around and put sugar
Speaker 1: into the parmesan cheese. That's why it tasted bad, because
Speaker 1: it was basically half sugar.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just had that done to me
Speaker 2: at the Someone did took the time to loosen the
Speaker 2: top of the pepper. Yes, and I got my favorite
Speaker 2: and I pod a whole thing of pepper on it.
Speaker 2: And guess what, I didn't say shit, I stooped it off.
Speaker 1: I scooped off what I could.
Speaker 2: I mixed it up and I had extra peppery bowl
Speaker 2: of beans and rice or whatever I had ordered.
Speaker 1: In this day and age, you can say it. You
Speaker 1: can be like, hey, someone loosen this like they would be.
Speaker 2: I was so hungry that I'm like, fuck it.
Speaker 1: I like pepper. I like pepper.
Speaker 2: Let's do the viral pepper challenge.
Speaker 1: Make it work. Don't sneeze while you eat this thing.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it wasn't that bad. I do like pepper.
Speaker 1: I like pepper too, I think honestly, for a long time,
Speaker 1: I was just like, parmesan cheese and pasta is kind
Speaker 1: of best case scenario for me. Then suddenly, you know,
Speaker 1: in the last ten, fifteen years or whatever it's all about.
Speaker 1: When you go to a fancy Italian restaurant, caccio de peppe,
Speaker 1: which is literally that exact dish, but it's Italian and
Speaker 1: it's better because an actual chef makes it. Wait, what
Speaker 1: is it? It's caught, it's I don't know. It just
Speaker 1: means I think it just means spaghetti with parmesan cheese
Speaker 1: and pepper on it. But it's literally the exact the
Speaker 1: exact thing. Yeah, I think they might put a little
Speaker 1: egg yolk in there or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I'm getting hungry, I know.
Speaker 1: I think that's why we're talking about that.
Speaker 2: Do you think I should put off my taxes to
Speaker 2: make a large meal?
Speaker 1: Yes, but you can only make the meal for ten
Speaker 1: minutes at a time, and then you have to go
Speaker 1: do some highlighting.
Speaker 2: And then I can only take ten bites you're right now.
Speaker 2: Thank you for helping me with that.
Speaker 1: That is what I'm going to do.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it right when we're done into
Speaker 2: the night, I'm going to have a.
Speaker 1: Party with it. It's going to be great. Well. Also,
Speaker 1: I think being allowed to take breaks, and also you
Speaker 1: can actually tell yourself, like whatever your internal monologue is,
Speaker 1: you can also then go okay, I heard you, thanks
Speaker 1: and then just do it. That's what like, I think
Speaker 1: that's what like the grindy, you know, achievers do where
Speaker 1: it's like as creatives, which is something I loved that.
Speaker 1: John Gaber said when we recorded with him, it was yesterday,
Speaker 1: but for this episode it'll be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's pretend think. But overnight I watched
Speaker 2: five episodes of his show, and last until I I
Speaker 2: couldn't stop laughing. They are so there's sweet moments watch
Speaker 2: a one hundred and one.
Speaker 1: US party party before you die on the I bit
Speaker 1: my tongue. I was so excited. God damn Sharp Molers
Speaker 1: so good, right is it? Aren't They just the most
Speaker 1: two of the most delightful people.
Speaker 2: As you watch, I love their friends party and I
Speaker 2: love that Visually it is just a travel and food show,
Speaker 2: but they say the gnarliest thing the whole when they're
Speaker 2: eating it, and it made me want to go to
Speaker 2: Denver and go to all those places I've already eaten
Speaker 2: at that that mortuary or crematorium that is now a restaurant.
Speaker 2: And the jokes they made were like the same as
Speaker 2: Jopes I made there to myself as alone. But whatever
Speaker 2: he said about eating is dad Dad's dick. That is
Speaker 2: not a normal like no travel show, so it belongs
Speaker 2: on the Max. And it was so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so it's the two of them are such natural
Speaker 1: funny people, but not you know sometimes, I mean, I
Speaker 1: think we can be like this. Our friends are like this,
Speaker 1: where when you're stand up comic, you're so you I
Speaker 1: should just speak for myself. I love my ideas, so
Speaker 1: I'll fucking say it four times if I think you
Speaker 1: didn't hear me, and IM like, I'll hit it really
Speaker 1: hard or whatever. When they're hanging out and they're being funny,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's there and gone. They'd never look back,
Speaker 1: and so there's a very it's almost like it's a
Speaker 1: written show that they're delivering so naturally. But the truth
Speaker 1: of it is they're just both so funny. That's what
Speaker 1: it's like to sit at a table with them.
Speaker 2: But when there's a funny thing that one of them says,
Speaker 2: they definitely reward each other with laughter. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: uh it's in fact, if you like this podcast, because
Speaker 2: Karen and I are such brilliant conversationalists and friends, you
Speaker 2: will like that show.
Speaker 1: One Places to Party. But I swear of got it
Speaker 1: was the the first day that I watched it. It
Speaker 1: put me into a good mood because I felt like
Speaker 1: I was traveling and I felt like I was hanging
Speaker 1: out with people.
Speaker 2: It's what it did to me yesterday. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation. I'm not going to fucking start my
Speaker 2: taxes for real.
Speaker 1: Also, it made me feel like I was friends with
Speaker 1: John Gabris when I and then when he was on
Speaker 1: this podcast. I'd never met him before, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I know this guy. Yeah, I love this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel like both him and Adam Pally
Speaker 2: are my friends. Yeah, it's I would do that thing
Speaker 2: that I've done many times before. Or once Josh Brolin
Speaker 2: was jogging by and I was on the beach like
Speaker 2: wondering my hip hurt for a while I was running
Speaker 2: on the sand. I think that's what rubbed off the
Speaker 2: last of my cartilage. But he was running by, and
Speaker 2: he's not Josh Berlin's short. He's my height, which was surprising,
Speaker 2: and his head was shaved, so it was just a
Speaker 2: familiar face. He's like, hey, man, but I said it
Speaker 2: with such I was sure I knew him, and he
Speaker 2: was like hey, but and then he realized he didn't
Speaker 2: know me, and I was like, I just not. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and then I just kept I didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm still I think about that all the time. What
Speaker 2: could have been a budding friendship with with Josh Brolin
Speaker 2: and I just got scared and ran away.
Speaker 1: He stopped.
Speaker 2: He seemed very interested in the fact that I was
Speaker 2: saying high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you tricked him, That's what I did.
Speaker 2: It was magic comes in so many forms, and I
Speaker 2: tricked him.
Speaker 1: But there is something You're right. The kind of people
Speaker 1: you know who's like this, of course, is Flanagan who
Speaker 1: runs Largo when you first meet him. Because I I
Speaker 1: am so self conscious and so self aware and such
Speaker 1: an overthinker. When I first meet people, especially if I
Speaker 1: care in any way about the relationship or if they
Speaker 1: like me or whatever, it is awkward and weird and
Speaker 1: I act weird whatever. The people who have it, the
Speaker 1: brilliant people are the ones who pretend like you already
Speaker 1: know each other and just start talking and act like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we hung out yesterday.
Speaker 2: That's done that since day one, and it's it's effortless.
Speaker 2: I am like, oh, yeah, we are friends. I've been
Speaker 2: around him once. What did he just do to me?
Speaker 2: Is it witchcraft. It is Irish witchcraft. Yeah, he's very
Speaker 2: good at it. And now I miss him.
Speaker 1: I know I do too. I told him I was going.
Speaker 2: To go to Large.
Speaker 1: He's still alive, he's still with us, but he works
Speaker 1: all the time. I was going to go to Largo
Speaker 1: just to see him and then go see because Grantly
Speaker 1: Phillips was playing Who Is the Greatest? But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Then I like literally woke up the next day like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I was supposed to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: not happened. I care, but not that much. That's my problem.
Speaker 2: Were you afraid that he would say, do you want
Speaker 2: to get on stage? You're up in five minutes, and
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know how to say no to him because
Speaker 2: of his kind face.
Speaker 1: A Well, I don't think, not really, because I think
Speaker 1: I'm so out of practice. He would have been like,
Speaker 1: sounds good because he knows I haven't done sets and
Speaker 1: so long. He's actually asked me to do a couple,
Speaker 1: and I just it's like, yeah, I just work too
Speaker 1: much to I can't put a set together from home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I work too much to go start doing sets.
Speaker 1: And honestly, when I was doing sets before, like I
Speaker 1: really would love to do it again. I don't like
Speaker 1: the idea that I would take I'm taking stage time
Speaker 1: away from like an up and comer youngster who's really
Speaker 1: trying and actually gives a shit. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: thing that like when I was younger and I would
Speaker 1: watch people do that, I'd just be like, get off
Speaker 1: the fucking stage, like you're just here to visit and
Speaker 1: get applause and we're all working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: that person either, but I'm going to ask him for
Speaker 2: some stage time.
Speaker 1: That being well, and also you should, but also you're
Speaker 1: not that person because you actually do sets in your headliner.
Speaker 1: There's there's a big difference.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, but I felt that lately I have
Speaker 2: not been doing the work. And it's the same reason
Speaker 2: you can tell when someone famous, even and they'll have
Speaker 2: a Netflix special, they've been doing all their writing from
Speaker 2: a private facility, like you know someone training for Olympic
Speaker 2: gymnastics no one near them, or you know Rocky working
Speaker 2: out in a barn.
Speaker 1: You have to be if it would be hard if
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 2: Chris Rock or someone though, and just go do sets somewhere,
Speaker 2: like where does that guy practice where.
Speaker 1: Yeah he has to do like secret drop ins at
Speaker 1: the cellar. Yeah, you know, I guess, yeah, But I
Speaker 1: also think that at that at a certain point, you
Speaker 1: know how it goes, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: it's like I think, yeah, I don't know. There's also
Speaker 1: some people who have like ultra constant confidence that is
Speaker 1: baffling to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know that I've seen anyone that
Speaker 2: is above needing to practice. Everyone loses that would stand up.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's why I like it so much. It's so damn hard.
Speaker 1: It's really hard, and when like, I would love to
Speaker 1: do it again just because I would love to get
Speaker 1: good again. Would be an amazing love for you to
Speaker 1: do it again.
Speaker 2: We've been told about your visitation. Wait, what's that Someone
Speaker 2: opened the door right, yes, oh yes.
Speaker 1: Melissa just Losa just dropped up. Okay, But she this
Speaker 1: is the thing that breaks my heart about Blossom because
Speaker 1: she is a Oh she smells so good. She smells
Speaker 1: so good because she is you know, adopted or whatever,
Speaker 1: and she would at a foster home before she was here.
Speaker 1: Every time she leaves this house, she thinks she's being
Speaker 1: brought somewhere else, or given away like it kills me,
Speaker 1: or at least at least that's what I imagine. So I'm
Speaker 1: always like, as Melissa was taking her away to take
Speaker 1: her to the to the groomers, I grabbed her head
Speaker 1: and went, you live here and you're coming back.
Speaker 2: Yes, understood.
Speaker 1: Also she's like, she gets greasy because it's just the
Speaker 1: weird her weird wire hair terrier. Yeah, yeah, it gets Greek,
Speaker 1: real greasy. So now she's soft like a little sky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's those greasy short hairs that though are the
Speaker 2: dogs still pet the shit.
Speaker 1: Out of them?
Speaker 2: But then I have to hold my hands like a
Speaker 2: surgeon who just washed and and and rub my hand.
Speaker 2: I'm very allergic to short haired dogs. I wish I wasn't,
Speaker 2: but I'm.
Speaker 1: Not allergic to the lizards. I wonder if he'll come back.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he'll ever come back.
Speaker 1: What if he comes back wearing a little dog hair coat?
Speaker 1: Would that? What would you do.
Speaker 2: That I've been on vacation. I bought this dog hair coat.
Speaker 2: I do want him to come back, but I don't
Speaker 2: know there was nothing wrong with him living here, And
Speaker 2: feel bad I opened the door and kicked him out.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he needs to be outside. That's where
Speaker 1: his friends are, that's where his food is.
Speaker 2: I mean I got bugs in here, do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, man place, he's riddled with all kinds of bugs.
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you this earlier when we were
Speaker 1: talking about creepy stuff. So my sister taught me not
Speaker 1: to talk about my sister all the time.
Speaker 2: She's pretty talking about my sister.
Speaker 1: We've got our sisters. We love our sisters. It's sister time. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: sister chat my sister. When she buys strawberries from the
Speaker 1: grocery store, she soaks them in water for like an
Speaker 1: hour before she rinses them and puts them in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: And she does this because she saw a video on
Speaker 1: TikTok where you do it. And sometimes there's a little,
Speaker 1: tiny tiny worms in the strawberries and they come out
Speaker 1: in the water and then you can rinse everything off
Speaker 1: and you don't have those little man.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we all worried about the tiny tiny bugs,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you put scratch your face and put
Speaker 2: your fingernails under a microscope, there will be just a
Speaker 2: thousand sand crabs. Yeah, you know, there's all I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and keep eating tiny worms.
Speaker 1: Well, no, your system is made for you to eat
Speaker 1: tiny worms. That's like, it's how we are as people.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So I got some strawberries. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to be like my sister
Speaker 1: and soak these. And I soaked them and then rinsed
Speaker 1: them and then left them on the counter. And then
Speaker 1: they got moldy in like two days because there was
Speaker 1: too much water on them. Yes, I can't handle anything.
Speaker 1: And then I went to clean the kitchen counter the
Speaker 1: next morning and there was a puddle of water and
Speaker 1: when I walked over to it, I'll send you this video.
Speaker 1: There was little black worms like swim back and forth kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh swear to god.
Speaker 2: Okay, you sold me on getting out of my lifestyle
Speaker 2: of tiny worm eating.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: What because they were they got to basically spend a
Speaker 1: little time. I'll send you this video.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you think the worms are just hanging out
Speaker 2: on the surface or are they emerging from within the strawberry?
Speaker 2: Because that I can't handle a surface. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 2: was about to blame strawberries and fruit in general. I
Speaker 2: will get scurvy if it means I can avoid. I
Speaker 2: don't know what scurvy is, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: eat any more worms.
Speaker 1: No, no, well you don't know when you're eating the worms.
Speaker 1: But this felt very It was almost like next level
Speaker 1: of like I don't want to be involved in anything
Speaker 1: that ends up in this. Wait, let me just super
Speaker 1: quick send you this video, okay? Or do you not
Speaker 1: want to see it? As it too creepy?
Speaker 2: Uh no, I would look, it's Halloween. Send me the
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you my new friend extracting a
Speaker 2: attic nerve.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just a nine second video. I'm sending you shocking.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's coming. I'm watching. Okay, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: See how big is this puddle? Tiny? At the end?
Speaker 2: I tip, Oh, those are just on strawberries. Yeah, organic strawberries,
Speaker 2: I presume, yes, organic. Oh god, it's like an advertisement
Speaker 2: for pesticides. And now I'm gonna a chemical aisle only.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, when you can't believe that the
Speaker 1: reason they were on the counter like that, they look
Speaker 1: like little eetles. I know, but that's the soaking gets
Speaker 1: them out. That's why they were on the counter because
Speaker 1: because I got rid of them. I'm sold.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna soak strawberries right before I put them
Speaker 2: in my face. Wow, that is actually a horrifying video
Speaker 2: you've sent me because it's not Sorry, that's small of
Speaker 2: a puddle. You you zoom out and in the background I
Speaker 2: can see that they're actually, you know, very noticeable, mid size.
Speaker 1: I just walked up and that was what was happening
Speaker 1: on my counter, and then I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: need to capture this in some way because that's not good.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely I just sent you a follow up picture
Speaker 1: to kind of cleanse your.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it going to be of a puppy?
Speaker 1: How did I guess it? Oh my god, I zoomed
Speaker 1: in and the dog has worms. No, it shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been a photo of it. Inner ear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's a that's a clean, groomed, healthy little dog.
Speaker 1: They always put like a little scarf on the dog
Speaker 1: once she's clean, which is very cute. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: have to take them off because I think it's so you.
Speaker 2: Know, people that think your dog's a train robber. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. I'm going to start my taxes.
Speaker 2: I'm going to open up my receipts, and I'm going.
Speaker 1: To remember, Yeah, it's not about perfection, It's just about
Speaker 1: eventually getting it done and how fun it'll feel once
Speaker 1: you're done.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to let you the music. I'll periodically
Speaker 2: get up and dance to the music I'll be playing.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm going to turn this into a tax form
Speaker 2: dance party.
Speaker 1: Also, highlight a line and then try to write a
Speaker 1: joke about what's in the line, so you're like gasoline
Speaker 1: fifty eight dollars and then it's like, guys, have you
Speaker 1: noticed gas prices? Oh?
Speaker 2: You know what, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that can be your second task.
Speaker 2: Because I do some tax jokes. Yes, wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: nice if I had one for each category of deduction?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's time for a tax chunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just do a whole set and start doing
Speaker 2: private corporates for accountants.
Speaker 1: Yes, they will fucking love it.
Speaker 2: All, doing cruise ships. I'll be doing seminars in Vegas. Yes,
Speaker 2: it sounds awful.
Speaker 1: Guys, do you ever try to write off makeup and
Speaker 1: then remember you don't wear makeup? And then you just
Speaker 1: hold the mic out to the audience as they fucking
Speaker 1: go insane, screaming, laughing. This one knows what I'm talking about. Hey,
Speaker 1: plane face, Hey hey, do you have the flu? Or
Speaker 1: are you just not wearing the makeup that you wrote off?
Speaker 1: None of this is making sense right now, but this
Speaker 1: is just a placeholder for what you're going to do.
Speaker 2: It's hard to to hear jokes from our new accounting
Speaker 2: sets without you have to actually be there.
Speaker 1: But they need to be Yeah, we need an audience.
Speaker 1: We need to know I'm not going to do the
Speaker 1: makeup bit. But that's basically what you're looking at is
Speaker 1: kind of like a weird little record of your life
Speaker 1: where you can literally go through and remember that day
Speaker 1: I bought that thing. Oh, that was that day, here's
Speaker 1: the bit, where's the bit out of that day? I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 2: It is like going on a little, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: memory lane of the past year. I remember that sandwich, right, Oh,
Speaker 2: I remember those shorts that didn't fit. I sent those
Speaker 2: back and you're going to deduct them.
Speaker 1: Did you ever eat a Portobello sandwich? So big your
Speaker 1: shorts don't fit? Zoom Like Truly, these taxes write themselves.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. We're way over we did our we did.
Speaker 2: We did, we did our illegal obligation and we had
Speaker 2: fun solo episodes and the fun doing it.
Speaker 1: They're breezy. I feel like we just had a party,
Speaker 1: easy and breezy.
Speaker 2: Well, good to see you again, friend, I'll see you
Speaker 2: again soon.
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