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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

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Speaker 1: every scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malcorn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With?

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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks And this is Karen Kilgaroff.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Karen. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris, I'm you know good, but like

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have so many answers for you. I

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Speaker 1: guess we're our own guests today. I answer that in

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Speaker 2: I just opened up a big can of worms. I

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Speaker 2: left it broad. How did you start your day? What

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Speaker 1: My I keep thank you for asking. Finally someone cares.

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Speaker 1: I fall asleep on the couch watching TV. Wake up

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Speaker 2: I'll do that. But coffee, I've been drinking coffee all day.

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Speaker 2: I started by making my bed, which is a routine

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Speaker 2: for some reason that's been working. I know it's a

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Speaker 2: it's it famously works. But coffee does not anymore. It

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Speaker 2: it's not that I've been drinking a lot of it lately.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I give you a suggestion, Yes, please, because

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Speaker 1: It is the adrenals are I've just heard other people

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Speaker 1: So sorry. These were just people you'd never met, never met,

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Speaker 1: So britten, Amy Lee, thanks for listening to Do You

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Speaker 1: Need a Riot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's a shout out to the Allens Hell.

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Speaker 1: Now, you must have known about what she does for

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Speaker 2: wish it was colder. Yeah, you know. I love this

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Speaker 1: Me, very scary. What else is scary this Halloween season?

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Speaker 2: That's not talk to anyone in twenty four hours, and

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Speaker 1: Perhaps maybe the new thing should be when we wake

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Speaker 2: Me.

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Speaker 2: The thing that I'm annoyed with is because I've set

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Speaker 1: I have, of course read almost every self help book

440
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Speaker 1: there is, and there is the real effective, like strategy

441
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: of doing things for only ten minutes. So you sit down,

442
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Speaker 1: you go, I'm only gonna I'm going to like basically

443
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: like you're gonna do all your car costs whatever, right right,

444
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: you just do section by section every morning for ten minutes.

445
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: Then it's not I have to do all of this

446
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: for hours and and that's what makes you get back

447
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: up out of the chair.

448
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Speaker 2: What's my rewarding between sessions? Cigarettes, neighborhood?

449
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: You can you can have one cigarette. You can have

450
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Speaker 1: a cup of hot lemon water for your voice. You

451
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: can have a third thing that you choose around your home.

452
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll just go on little walks. My neighborhood

453
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: is all Victorian homes. Maybe we'll also fill this halloween

454
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: shaped hole in my soul. I I just walk around

455
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 2: and look some of these spooky houses, one of them

456
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: the Thriller House.

457
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Speaker 1: Are they all decorated? No?

458
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 2: I was thinking, you know, I'm always thinking of my

459
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 2: plan B jobs. What if I went door to door,

460
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Hi, I decorate houses for Halloween and

461
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 2: I just charged five thousand dollars, bought you know, five

462
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Speaker 2: hundred dollars in and I.

463
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: Just spiderwebbed it up.

464
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Speaker 2: I'm starting to realize I don't want to do my

465
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Speaker 2: new job.

466
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's like you need a ladder. You're gonna

467
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Speaker 1: get mad a bunch of different times. Yeah. And also

468
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: on TikTok there's a woman who was like, I got bored,

469
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Speaker 1: so I decided to decorate the front of my house.

470
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Speaker 1: I think people, especially LA people, if they're going to

471
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Speaker 1: pay you, they expect like the highest level decoration. This woman,

472
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Speaker 1: and I think her husband made her this almost like

473
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Speaker 1: a not a scaffold, but like a you know whatever,

474
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Speaker 1: like a wooden thing that then she could hang, and

475
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: like she was putting sticks and all these things, so

476
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Speaker 1: it almost looked like a haunted forest entrance to her house.

477
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Speaker 1: It looked amazing.

478
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Speaker 2: I would have fun making that. I yes, there'd be

479
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: moments of frustration, like how where, Oh my god, I

480
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 2: have to take back this ladder I borrowed or I

481
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 2: poked my eye with a stick. But I do like

482
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 2: getting crafty, you know, yes, you do and there's the

483
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 2: immediate satisfaction of like, oh, I just made that look cool.

484
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Speaker 1: Let me.

485
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Speaker 2: I don't get that with adding up receipts.

486
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Speaker 1: Can I No, of course you don't. That's like, that's

487
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: that's why this. As soon as you can, you should

488
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Speaker 1: just put it all over. When I used to go

489
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Speaker 1: to a place to get my taxes done, and it

490
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Speaker 1: really did fill me with all the dread that you

491
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Speaker 1: are feeling. Yes, I just had all my receipts shoved

492
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Speaker 1: into a Manila folder and the guy would just pull

493
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Speaker 1: everything out and then just ask me a question. So

494
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Speaker 1: it's not like you have to figure everything out to

495
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Speaker 1: the dime. I don't. It has to be a conversation.

496
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Speaker 2: Receipts expire in like I see them turn the shiny

497
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: translucent pieces of paper.

498
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Speaker 1: I've quit.

499
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Speaker 2: I haven't had a receipt or kept it. I just

500
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Speaker 2: look at my bank statement and I go from there,

501
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, yeah my past. Yes, so that's my

502
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: big receipt. I mean all my expenditures.

503
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Speaker 1: I have an idea. Yes please Okay, because you're art based,

504
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: can you buy yourself and this could be an expense

505
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Speaker 1: that you write off and it goes it reduces the

506
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Speaker 1: tax base. What if you went to CBS and you

507
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: bought one of those packets of like five different color highlighters. Yes,

508
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Speaker 1: and then you went through your you print your big statement,

509
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: so you have some hard copies and you go through

510
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Speaker 1: and you highlight different This is my car expenses, this

511
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Speaker 1: is my blue blue expenses. This is for show bis.

512
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Speaker 2: You're describing exactly what I do on my iPad, except

513
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: I zoom in because you can pinch and zoom in

514
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: and I do it. Yeah, everything's color coded, just like

515
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: you're saying. But I've let my iPad charge up all day,

516
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: so it's the same concept, but much easier if I

517
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: just had a dry erase board.

518
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, yeah, just highlighters in a hard copy.

519
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: It's almost more art like, because I think when things

520
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: are on the computer it feels like this far away.

521
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: It's not as satisfying to be done. You get to

522
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: the last paper, you slam them all down, you screen

523
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: fuck you at the ceiling, you celebrate, however.

524
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Speaker 2: You Yeah, I punch a hole in a pumpkin. Yeah,

525
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: I have my whole rootine, but I really I do.

526
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 2: I think that you're right also because now when I

527
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: do my art and illustration on my iPod. I draw

528
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: on the iPad too, That's how I actually make my art,

529
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: and it's less fun than getting massy and doing it

530
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: on paper. I got to go back to hard copy creating.

531
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Speaker 1: Just see if you prefer it, because just remember it's

532
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: a choice, and sometimes that just the tactle. It feels

533
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: like more of an accomplishment, like here, look, I did

534
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: that line. It's pink, and that this one's blue. Look

535
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: at me figuring shit out. Then you put it down

536
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: for ten minutes and you go back to it for

537
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: ten minutes. If you're watching TV simultaneously, you like put

538
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: it down for a little while. But then you can

539
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: also listen as you do it. You don't have to

540
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: stare at the teav Oh, this.

541
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 2: Is what I and I always save it tonight at

542
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: night time because I feel like that's when my brain

543
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: is operating better because of stand up. I guess, I

544
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe I put everything off to the last

545
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: minute and that's what I'm doing.

546
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Speaker 1: What about this though, because you're there's a lot it

547
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: feels like there's a lot of self judgment in the

548
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: way you're talking about.

549
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of it doesn't want you to

550
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: judge me right back.

551
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: No, because it doesn't work. Beating yourself up isn't going

552
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: to get it done, because if that did work, I

553
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: would have never had four years of taxes that I

554
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: didn't pay attention to. All it is is you have

555
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: to chip away in the way that you know how,

556
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: and then turn it over to that person that you're

557
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: going to give it to or TurboTax.

558
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: He gets, he gets, yeah, I just there's so many

559
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: different states that I have to return tax forms for.

560
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: I need his help. And he used to work for

561
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: the I R S. So he he's very helpful in

562
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: that way.

563
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: What looks good or looks bad.

564
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: But I yeah, he gets so happy when I have

565
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: it all itemized for him that I got. I got

566
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: to keep thinking of him.

567
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: Can you print up a little picture of him and

568
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: put it on your coffee table as you're doing it,

569
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: and it's like, this is for you, Jerry, this is

570
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: my work for you.

571
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: And yeah, and when I go to do my taxes,

572
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: I'll have a framed photo of me and I'll put

573
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: it on his desk and name it at him.

574
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: And then even though you're sitting there, you tap on

575
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: it and you say, think of this guy, think of

576
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: this guy. Well, you're asking for that money back even

577
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: though I'm right here.

578
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: Also, if your eyes slipped away, like because you're looking

579
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 2: at your keyboard and all the paperwork, I'm going to

580
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: put this down closer to where you're looking in case

581
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: you don't want to look up at me, like maybe

582
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: it hurts your neck. I'm also down here, I'm everywhere,

583
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 2: and he looks up and it's entire pictures of me

584
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: at different ages.

585
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna make it fun for him. You're gonna make

586
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: it fun for you. You're going to approach it like

587
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: this is actually could be fun. And I'm a hypocrite

588
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: for saying all this because I didn't do my taxes

589
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: for four years.

590
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: That's why I brought it up to you. And you're

591
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: still making me feel better because I forgot about these

592
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: little breaks I can take. Yes, I'm just going to

593
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: be saying that.

594
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: That's the key I find when I have something that

595
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: I have to get done, I automatically start doing as

596
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: like you're saying, you clean your whole house, right you

597
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: you automatically start doing something else if you know that's

598
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: what you're going to do. You don't have to pretend

599
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: this is like a secret that you're doing. Like I

600
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: learned sometimes if I have to write something, I start

601
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: writing a second thing so that I can bounce back

602
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: and forth, and then I don't dislike the first thing.

603
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: I just am treating both of them. Like you know,

604
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: if you're like if you're trying to write like a

605
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: script or something, and it's like I don't have any

606
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: ideas and I'm not this is bad, then it's like, fine,

607
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: it's bad, bail go to the other thing, write that

608
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: until you think it's bad, and then go back and

609
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: reread the first thing, and you're like, it's not bad,

610
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: it's good. I'm gonna keep going. Now I have this idea,

611
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: and you just kind of like it's not tricking yourself.

612
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: It's more like that's our brains are very weird and complex,

613
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: and you have to kind of like give it all

614
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: the things it needs to keep going. Yeah.

615
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have to see little bits of progress

616
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: to keep knowing m I think dry erase is the

617
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: way to go.

618
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: You mean, like you're gonna put it up on a

619
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Speaker 1: whiteboard like representative Katie Porter and just like let everybody know.

620
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: Red yarn and photos and evidence, and I'm going to

621
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: solve this tax crime that's happening to me. Yes, yeah,

622
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 2: and find out that it's me that's doing the crimes.

623
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Speaker 1: You're the one paying a bag for gas every.

624
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: Eight day, using five thousand miles of my cars mileage

625
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: for business. I'm the one that has an office that's

626
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: not really seventy feet from my living area.

627
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm whatever.

628
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: There's so many examples. Did I really give money to charity?

629
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: Or did I throw clothes away and say that I

630
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: gave them away?

631
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: Oh? No? So many times I donated things at Goodwill

632
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: and the guy that worked there would be like, do

633
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: you want a receipt? And I'd be like no, And

634
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: then later on the tax person be like, why would

635
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: you do that? That's like that is like you one

636
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars right off, and I'd just be like,

637
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: because I don't play by the rules. Yeah, because I'm

638
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: so different. And then you spray paint your name on.

639
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 2: The wall where the backwards are because you don't give

640
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 2: a fuck.

641
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a screampunk rock. Oh. Also, don't forget to

642
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: use your timer when you're doing your ten or fifteen

643
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: minute increments, because then it'll show you how quickly time passes.

644
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: Yes, and then I won't get you know, distracted. Every

645
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: two minutes. I'm like the time going.

646
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: I got to do this.

647
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 2: I'm going to do fifteen minute inquipments. Yeah, okay, you

648
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: feel better about You've actually made me feel a lot better.

649
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: It's a daunting thing, and I miss the deadline. I

650
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: just feel dumb for that. Oh while I make.

651
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: Mine does though everyone does.

652
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I yeah, I'm I'm not. I'm just my general

653
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: ability to postpone things till the last minute. I really

654
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 2: want to outgrow that. But I think I'm done growing.

655
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm I'm an adult man. I'm actually getting shorter five

656
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: to nine going on five eight.

657
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: And you can write that off. That's good.

658
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: I can write off one whole inch.

659
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's worth five hundred. Well. Update.

660
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: The lizard came out the tail. That's lizard. While I

661
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: was making my bed, he ran out, and I'm not kidding.

662
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: He just was standing in my living room and he

663
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: looked at me. I know I've talked about this with turtles,

664
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 2: but he looked me at my face and I saw

665
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: his little eyes. And he hung out by the door,

666
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: and I walked by him, and he didn't scurry away,

667
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: and I opened the door and he ran out.

668
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: He knew you were his friend.

669
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: He grabbed no newspaper and he brought it to me.

670
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: He said, he said, it was fun to curl up

671
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: on your shoulder last night as you slept, and you're like, what.

672
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: Have you thought about gating life insurance? Again, that's a

673
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: joke from last episode. Remember that's a tag to the

674
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: last week.

675
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: That's for the og din our heads, the dinosaurs that

676
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: are there and can I sleep over? That's what podcasts

677
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: are for.

678
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Airbnb, but conversations. But he was really

679
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 2: cute and a lot bigger than I thought. And how

680
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: much bigger? Show with your hands? Uh like a penis length?

681
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: Ah?

682
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: Good one, but no that's what the tail was gone. Yeah,

683
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: yeah it's pretty big.

684
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you mean that's torso alone. You weren't you weren't, Like, No,

685
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: that's adding tip.

686
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: The nose to back of the stump, detached area to

687
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: detach area, that's scene of the crime. Before I left,

688
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: I did a little cute little chalk outline.

689
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: But he'll be so take your tail with you, son

690
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: of a bit.

691
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take your tail, don't you? Let your tail

692
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 2: hit you on the way out, and then I throw

693
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: his tail at him.

694
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: And hit him, and then he puts his hat on,

695
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: and then it's the theme to the odd Couple starts up.

696
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: My favorite is a worm. It starts raining and a

697
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 2: worm gets all excited to go on a walk because

698
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: they like the rain. He's like, I'm gonna go for

699
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: a stroll, honey, And he has a little hat and

700
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 2: a little bow tie. What's the kid's book where the

701
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: worm had a bow tie?

702
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: That's the Richard Scary Book, or like Busy Town.

703
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know that. I know what I'm talking about.

704
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely all those things, those memories from childhood. This is

705
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: another funny thing. Not to talk about my sister so much,

706
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 1: but she also, being a first grade teacher, is still

707
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: around all the books that we had when we were in

708
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: the seventies. So every once in a while she did

709
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: it to me today. She'll just send me, like, remember

710
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: like those sid Hoff books, Like she'll send me a

711
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: picture of the Like there was one where it was

712
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: a dinosaurs don't dinosaurs don't grab or something like that.

713
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: There's like a book about manners, but it's all dinosaurs, Okay,

714
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: sid Hoff he was like he was kind of like

715
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: Maurice Sendak adjacent. He was all his books. You would

716
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: absolutely recognize the illustrations from his books.

717
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: Okay, was he did he do the Everybody Poops book?

718
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: No? Okay, fine, hold on, let me. I'm going to

719
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: look it up and tell you exactly what books he wrote. Okay.

720
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: I got a note from Onalise that it's Danny and

721
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: the Dinosaur.

722
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, thank you, only see.

723
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: That's producer and and thank me for the first time

724
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: ever recognizing the chat. Usually I'm bad at multitasking, but

725
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 2: in this preparation of doing my tax says, I find

726
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 2: that I can carry a lot. Also, I'm on Adderall

727
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 2: and Ridley.

728
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: What now you never told me?

729
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 2: I do know that Adderall makes me a superhero, so

730
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: I guess that means I need it. Okay, So what's

731
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 2: the book?

732
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was just There's a Thunderhoof that's about

733
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: a horse Julius who's a gorilla. There's Danny and the Dinosaur,

734
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: where a boy basically just gets a dinosaur and then

735
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: walks around town saying fuck you to people because he

736
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: has a dinosaur. It's pretty great.

737
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: Don't forget Amy's Dinosaur.

738
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: Wait can you see?

739
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: Oh no, why is it blurry? It's thinking it's your

740
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: blurry background.

741
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: Oh oh did I blur the background? Oh that was

742
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: me the other night before while we were Yeah, Stephen

743
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: went through and were like, hey, look at all these

744
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: things you can do, and basically like changed our backgrounds.

745
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: I like it. I didn't realize I was still blurred.

746
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: That was purely just to show myself that I could

747
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: do it.

748
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 2: It's funny because yesterday, when you had it that way,

749
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 2: I put on my reading glasses and I was like, well,

750
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 2: these don't work anymore. But it's just yeah, it's your

751
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: your blurry background.

752
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I like it.

753
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 2: I oftentimes when we're talking, I get distracted by the

754
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 2: hard edges of your couch and pillars.

755
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: By the completely blank wall behind me in absolutely no decorations.

756
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: Some people really really decorate for the zoom shot. Yeah.

757
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of got blamed for that with

758
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: my outdoorsy wallpaper, but I assured everyone, no, I did

759
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 2: this before I knew the world was becoming so private.

760
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: You know.

761
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got blamed. Who blamed you?

762
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 2: There's a lot of finger pointing during these zoom comedy shows.

763
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: Oh look at Chris he paid for wallpaper to make

764
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: up for his jokes not being finished. A lot of

765
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: finger pointing.

766
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: I can't believe they said that out loud to you. Yeah.

767
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they thought their chat, they thought their audio

768
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: was off. The audiences like, ah, look at this bullshit wallpaper.

769
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: And you started crying. You said, I wish I was

770
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: back with the surfers. Yeah, I was back in Insignia.

771
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: At least they.

772
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 2: Were silently judging me. I think they actually no, no,

773
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: I think they were actually mad because I said I

774
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: don't surf. I'm scared of surfing. If I said the

775
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 2: line about it feels like falling off a roof and

776
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: having the house chase you. But they they were like, oh,

777
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 2: well then you don't belong to this part of town.

778
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: They screamed poser and said get out. Yeah.

779
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: And I'm like ice skate jerks, okay, And I'm not

780
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: talking longboards.

781
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: I can balance on things with other boys.

782
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: That's what I did for most of the show, just

783
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 2: on one leg, plates a pencil on the tip of my.

784
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: Nose, just kind of a real hard lean to the right. Yeah,

785
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: look at that.

786
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: I could be in a V eight commercial. They weren't impressed.

787
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: They don't care, but I was gonna say, I think

788
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: it's really it's very impressive and telling, like there's so

789
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: many people doing comedy that there's a subgenre of stand

790
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 1: up surfers. These kind of amazing.

791
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: Two of the guys I know from when I worked

792
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: at Fuel TV as professional.

793
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 1: Surfers and that's how I got They say, hey, do.

794
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 2: You want We're doing this comedy show, and they all

795
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 2: had jokes and it was good to see them. But

796
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: they've retired from surfing and getting into the lucrative world

797
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: of stand up comedy.

798
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why, I.

799
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Mean, it's the same rush.

800
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: You paddle out, that's the setup.

801
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 2: You stand at the crest of the waves. Yeah, that's

802
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 2: the middle part of the joke. Yes, and then you

803
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 2: get held under water under a coral reef. That's the punchline.

804
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: It's just like dangerous surfing.

805
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: You get held under a coral reef that's been tucked

806
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: under it. That's what I think.

807
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: Even when I'm in Venice, I think I'm gonna end

808
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: up under a coral reef, being held under while being

809
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: stung by a spiny underwater glow in the dark spiny fish.

810
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: In your surfing days, have you ever seen a big

811
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: fish or a creature near you?

812
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Oregon, I was out there with little but

813
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 2: they're little sea otters, like sweet little guys that are

814
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 2: like Hi, I'm basically a dog seeler. It's pretty cute,

815
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 2: like little face with whiskers coming up to say, hey,

816
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: the how's the surf? Sorry, I don't know a lot

817
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 2: of the human words. I'm embarrassed by. Yeah, it in Oregon.

818
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 2: There's a lot. And I think that's why there's more

819
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: sharks there too, like in cold water. And you know

820
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 2: this from like they surf under the Golden gate Bridge.

821
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Nor cowbaby nor cow baby fucking black trucks and have

822
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: your socks all the way.

823
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: Pulled to the top. Don't forget your flat brimmed hat

824
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: because we're about to get metal militia on your ass.

825
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: Sorry.

826
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 2: That see, that's who I should have been on stage. Yes,

827
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: I should have been nor cal specific.

828
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: You're just like you're like me when we used to

829
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: do that show with April Richardson at the Improv Lab,

830
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: and I would get on stage and say comedy is over,

831
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: and then people would be bummed and I'd be like, oh,

832
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: I didn't do very well. It's like stop telling people

833
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: to not like you. Don't get on stage and be

834
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: like here's our differences. Here's what's not gonna work. They

835
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: don't like it. They wanted everyone to be the same.

836
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: They want unity. Yeah I did.

837
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I was you and it y for the first

838
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: part of my set.

839
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: But then as they started that's Queen Latifa. Sorry, I

840
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: had to do it. I had to make the reference.

841
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: But then when they were actually leaving, I had to

842
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 2: address our differences as they went out the door. Well, yeah,

843
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: it had to be addressed. I had for the people

844
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: that remain there, like, why is this happening? Why are

845
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: people leaving? It's not me, it's our differences driving you out.

846
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 2: They love the ocean. I'm a land lubber.

847
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: Ocean's only.

848
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: That's where you meet mermaids for dating.

849
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: There was some video that I saw surely on TikTok

850
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: and it was like people are surfing and then this

851
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: camera goes underwater and there's seals swimming along with them.

852
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: They just kind of don't know yet because they're like

853
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: in the wave. O. Wow.

854
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: My dad's cousin who we used to drive down to

855
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: visit all of his cousins and my great Grandma in

856
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: San Diego. We'd drive all the way from Montana in

857
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 2: a hot air conditionless buckless Saber and his cousin Bill,

858
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 2: who was such a sweet man and taught me how

859
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: to get up on a surfboard when I was young.

860
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: He was a photographer, underwater photographer, and he shot a

861
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 2: lot of surfing and then he did early like photoshop

862
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: manipulation of like like he'd take a picture of a

863
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: iceberg and have it hovering above the water, like before

864
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 2: people were doing a lot of computer manipulation of photos.

865
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: He was a neat man.

866
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: Wow. And I just shout out to Bill, Bill, did

867
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: you call him uncle Bill or cousin Bill?

868
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: I just called him mister Wilson. And then I shot

869
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 2: him with a slip shot.

870
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 1: I've heard of you guys.

871
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really cool. And there there was all

872
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: this talk of like, hey, let's switch houses. We want

873
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 2: to go to Montana when it's sub zero and be

874
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 2: in your cold house, and we're like, uh, fucking you're

875
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: welcome to it.

876
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 1: It never happened. Yeah, it didn't work out.

877
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 2: The house swap never worked.

878
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: They didn't mean it. I think they did.

879
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 2: We just I don't know. I think my whole family

880
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 2: is if you offer us something, we won't accept it.

881
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: I was I was raised to say no to any

882
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: handouts or favors or offers for help. Yeah.

883
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a shame that brings dishonor to your ancestors.

884
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh god, I can't do that to Christopher Fairbank,

885
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: my distant acting relative over in London, England, and other relatives.

886
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: I have a thing where like I I know that

887
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: people do this. It's very much like how I would

888
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: never send food back at a restaurant. Yeah no, I've

889
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: never seen anyone do it. I've never That's not what

890
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: my family does.

891
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: I lie under the table if someone at my table

892
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: does it right.

893
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: And it's people that work in kitchens are like, people

894
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: do it all the time. You absolutely should do it.

895
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: They want you to have the best meal possible. But

896
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: it's like I distinctly remember, I'm sure I've told you

897
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: the story being in San Francisco with my parents and

898
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: when I was like eight years old and we went

899
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: to a restaurant in North Beach and it was we

900
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: had to kind of pick it randomly because we were

901
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: like it was we were waiting to go somewhere we

902
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: decided to go to dinner. It was a random choice.

903
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: My parents ordered their food, it was delivered. They tried

904
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: it and they both were laughing at how bad it was.

905
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: Not even laughing, but just kind of like, oh my god,

906
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: this is a whatever. And the waiter. When the waiter

907
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: came back, it's like, how is everything? And they both

908
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: looked at wonderful, thank you so much, and lied straight

909
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: to his face. And I sat there. I was just like,

910
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: what you hate it? Like it's not even like it's

911
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: just passing fine. It's like you think it's disgusting. And

912
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: they were because I think in their minds is they

913
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: both were raised with no money. They're like, we're not

914
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: going to complain. That's what poor people do. We need

915
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: to act like. This is what classy people do, is

916
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: they would never complain an interesting It's actually that's not true.

917
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: It's the opposite. Yeah, people are the ones bitch and

918
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: constantly and sending shit back.

919
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 2: Didn't Yeah, James Corden just got outed for something like that.

920
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: I just read about it.

921
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: I was like I read it and I'm like, well,

922
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: that's what people do. They are like want everything to

923
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 2: be perfect at a restaurant. But yeah, it doesn't seem

924
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: to me like that's a poor person thing. But my

925
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 2: family does the same stuff. We were at at Applebee's

926
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: and she it wasn't a hair in her foot. It

927
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 2: was like someone took a clump of hair off of

928
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: a off of a brush. It was like, someone, fuck

929
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: this job. I quit and shoved it in her pasta.

930
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: It was like from the Fresh and Healthy menus, so

931
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: it was already flavorless and there she very cautiously was like,

932
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 2: there's hair in my food. And he's like, oh, it

933
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: might be from the basting brush. She said, no, this

934
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 2: is like an actually, and she pulled up it was

935
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 2: a giant hair ball, like a oh it was and

936
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 2: the guy was like, oh my god, like and and

937
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: they're like, why didn't you scream something? Immediately We almost

938
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 2: didn't say anything. She was eating around it because she

939
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 2: was hungry. Yeah, and uh yeah, it's so funny. Yeah,

940
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: my family is the same way.

941
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: It's it's just well, Also, I think I think stuff

942
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 1: like that is like you need the experience. I think

943
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: it's like my parents were raised. They never went out

944
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: to dinner, they never went out to restaurants as growing up.

945
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: That just wasn't like something they got to do, so

946
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: they want to act like their idea of what the

947
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: best guest at a restaurant would act like that, and

948
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: it's all made up where it's just like, you know,

949
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: you have to I remember one time this was heartbreaking

950
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: to me. I was in Call and we went to

951
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: an Italian restaurant. So I was super broke, and I

952
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: just ordered pasta with butter on it because there was

953
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: parmesan cheese on the table. Sure, and I was like, Oh,

954
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: that's actually my favorite, just parmesan cheese and butter and pepper.

955
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 2: Really outside of your house.

956
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because I don't like red sauce. It's a

957
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 1: whole thing. I'm very picky. And I was just like, oh, yeah,

958
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: just some spaghetti with some parmesan cheese on it. Yeah. Well,

959
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: I put the parmesan cheese on the spaghetti and I'm

960
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: tasting it. It doesn't taste right, but I'm just like, oh,

961
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: this is all I have, and so I try to

962
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: take like two more bites. Eventually I realize some it

963
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: was the parmesan cheese that stayed on the table all

964
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: the time. So some asshole fucked around and put sugar

965
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: into the parmesan cheese. That's why it tasted bad, because

966
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: it was basically half sugar.

967
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just had that done to me

968
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 2: at the Someone did took the time to loosen the

969
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 2: top of the pepper. Yes, and I got my favorite

970
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 2: and I pod a whole thing of pepper on it.

971
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: And guess what, I didn't say shit, I stooped it off.

972
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: I scooped off what I could.

973
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: I mixed it up and I had extra peppery bowl

974
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: of beans and rice or whatever I had ordered.

975
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: In this day and age, you can say it. You

976
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: can be like, hey, someone loosen this like they would be.

977
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: I was so hungry that I'm like, fuck it.

978
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: I like pepper. I like pepper.

979
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: Let's do the viral pepper challenge.

980
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: Make it work. Don't sneeze while you eat this thing.

981
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 2: Honestly, it wasn't that bad. I do like pepper.

982
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: I like pepper too, I think honestly, for a long time,

983
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: I was just like, parmesan cheese and pasta is kind

984
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: of best case scenario for me. Then suddenly, you know,

985
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: in the last ten, fifteen years or whatever it's all about.

986
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: When you go to a fancy Italian restaurant, caccio de peppe,

987
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: which is literally that exact dish, but it's Italian and

988
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: it's better because an actual chef makes it. Wait, what

989
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: is it? It's caught, it's I don't know. It just

990
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: means I think it just means spaghetti with parmesan cheese

991
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: and pepper on it. But it's literally the exact the

992
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: exact thing. Yeah, I think they might put a little

993
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: egg yolk in there or something.

994
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I'm getting hungry, I know.

995
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: I think that's why we're talking about that.

996
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: Do you think I should put off my taxes to

997
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: make a large meal?

998
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: Yes, but you can only make the meal for ten

999
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: minutes at a time, and then you have to go

1000
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: do some highlighting.

1001
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: And then I can only take ten bites you're right now.

1002
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: Thank you for helping me with that.

1003
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: That is what I'm going to do.

1004
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it right when we're done into

1005
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 2: the night, I'm going to have a.

1006
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: Party with it. It's going to be great. Well. Also,

1007
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: I think being allowed to take breaks, and also you

1008
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: can actually tell yourself, like whatever your internal monologue is,

1009
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: you can also then go okay, I heard you, thanks

1010
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: and then just do it. That's what like, I think

1011
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: that's what like the grindy, you know, achievers do where

1012
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: it's like as creatives, which is something I loved that.

1013
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: John Gaber said when we recorded with him, it was yesterday,

1014
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: but for this episode it'll be.

1015
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's pretend think. But overnight I watched

1016
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 2: five episodes of his show, and last until I I

1017
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: couldn't stop laughing. They are so there's sweet moments watch

1018
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 2: a one hundred and one.

1019
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: US party party before you die on the I bit

1020
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: my tongue. I was so excited. God damn Sharp Molers

1021
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: so good, right is it? Aren't They just the most

1022
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: two of the most delightful people.

1023
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 2: As you watch, I love their friends party and I

1024
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 2: love that Visually it is just a travel and food show,

1025
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 2: but they say the gnarliest thing the whole when they're

1026
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 2: eating it, and it made me want to go to

1027
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: Denver and go to all those places I've already eaten

1028
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: at that that mortuary or crematorium that is now a restaurant.

1029
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 2: And the jokes they made were like the same as

1030
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 2: Jopes I made there to myself as alone. But whatever

1031
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: he said about eating is dad Dad's dick. That is

1032
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: not a normal like no travel show, so it belongs

1033
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: on the Max. And it was so funny.

1034
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: It's so it's the two of them are such natural

1035
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: funny people, but not you know sometimes, I mean, I

1036
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: think we can be like this. Our friends are like this,

1037
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: where when you're stand up comic, you're so you I

1038
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: should just speak for myself. I love my ideas, so

1039
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: I'll fucking say it four times if I think you

1040
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: didn't hear me, and IM like, I'll hit it really

1041
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: hard or whatever. When they're hanging out and they're being funny,

1042
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: it's just like it's there and gone. They'd never look back,

1043
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: and so there's a very it's almost like it's a

1044
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: written show that they're delivering so naturally. But the truth

1045
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: of it is they're just both so funny. That's what

1046
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: it's like to sit at a table with them.

1047
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: But when there's a funny thing that one of them says,

1048
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 2: they definitely reward each other with laughter. Oh yeah, and

1049
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: uh it's in fact, if you like this podcast, because

1050
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 2: Karen and I are such brilliant conversationalists and friends, you

1051
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 2: will like that show.

1052
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: One Places to Party. But I swear of got it

1053
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 1: was the the first day that I watched it. It

1054
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: put me into a good mood because I felt like

1055
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: I was traveling and I felt like I was hanging

1056
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: out with people.

1057
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 2: It's what it did to me yesterday. I was like,

1058
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation. I'm not going to fucking start my

1059
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 2: taxes for real.

1060
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: Also, it made me feel like I was friends with

1061
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: John Gabris when I and then when he was on

1062
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: this podcast. I'd never met him before, but I was like,

1063
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: I know this guy. Yeah, I love this guy.

1064
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel like both him and Adam Pally

1065
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: are my friends. Yeah, it's I would do that thing

1066
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: that I've done many times before. Or once Josh Brolin

1067
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 2: was jogging by and I was on the beach like

1068
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: wondering my hip hurt for a while I was running

1069
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 2: on the sand. I think that's what rubbed off the

1070
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: last of my cartilage. But he was running by, and

1071
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 2: he's not Josh Berlin's short. He's my height, which was surprising,

1072
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 2: and his head was shaved, so it was just a

1073
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 2: familiar face. He's like, hey, man, but I said it

1074
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 2: with such I was sure I knew him, and he

1075
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 2: was like hey, but and then he realized he didn't

1076
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 2: know me, and I was like, I just not. I'm like,

1077
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and then I just kept I didn't.

1078
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: I'm still I think about that all the time. What

1079
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 2: could have been a budding friendship with with Josh Brolin

1080
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,919
Speaker 2: and I just got scared and ran away.

1081
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: He stopped.

1082
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 2: He seemed very interested in the fact that I was

1083
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: saying high.

1084
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you tricked him, That's what I did.

1085
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 2: It was magic comes in so many forms, and I

1086
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: tricked him.

1087
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: But there is something You're right. The kind of people

1088
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: you know who's like this, of course, is Flanagan who

1089
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: runs Largo when you first meet him. Because I I

1090
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: am so self conscious and so self aware and such

1091
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: an overthinker. When I first meet people, especially if I

1092
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: care in any way about the relationship or if they

1093
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: like me or whatever, it is awkward and weird and

1094
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: I act weird whatever. The people who have it, the

1095
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: brilliant people are the ones who pretend like you already

1096
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: know each other and just start talking and act like, oh, yeah,

1097
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: we hung out yesterday.

1098
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: That's done that since day one, and it's it's effortless.

1099
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: I am like, oh, yeah, we are friends. I've been

1100
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 2: around him once. What did he just do to me?

1101
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 2: Is it witchcraft. It is Irish witchcraft. Yeah, he's very

1102
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 2: good at it. And now I miss him.

1103
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: I know I do too. I told him I was going.

1104
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: To go to Large.

1105
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: He's still alive, he's still with us, but he works

1106
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: all the time. I was going to go to Largo

1107
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: just to see him and then go see because Grantly

1108
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: Phillips was playing Who Is the Greatest? But yeah, yeah,

1109
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 1: Then I like literally woke up the next day like,

1110
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: oh shit, I was supposed to do that, you know,

1111
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: not happened. I care, but not that much. That's my problem.

1112
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 2: Were you afraid that he would say, do you want

1113
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 2: to get on stage? You're up in five minutes, and

1114
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know how to say no to him because

1115
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: of his kind face.

1116
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: A Well, I don't think, not really, because I think

1117
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm so out of practice. He would have been like,

1118
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: sounds good because he knows I haven't done sets and

1119
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: so long. He's actually asked me to do a couple,

1120
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: and I just it's like, yeah, I just work too

1121
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: much to I can't put a set together from home. Yeah,

1122
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: And I work too much to go start doing sets.

1123
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: And honestly, when I was doing sets before, like I

1124
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: really would love to do it again. I don't like

1125
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: the idea that I would take I'm taking stage time

1126
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,479
Speaker 1: away from like an up and comer youngster who's really

1127
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: trying and actually gives a shit. That's the kind of

1128
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: thing that like when I was younger and I would

1129
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: watch people do that, I'd just be like, get off

1130
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: the fucking stage, like you're just here to visit and

1131
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: get applause and we're all working.

1132
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't want to be

1133
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 2: that person either, but I'm going to ask him for

1134
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 2: some stage time.

1135
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,479
Speaker 1: That being well, and also you should, but also you're

1136
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: not that person because you actually do sets in your headliner.

1137
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: There's there's a big difference.

1138
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, but I felt that lately I have

1139
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 2: not been doing the work. And it's the same reason

1140
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: you can tell when someone famous, even and they'll have

1141
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 2: a Netflix special, they've been doing all their writing from

1142
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: a private facility, like you know someone training for Olympic

1143
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 2: gymnastics no one near them, or you know Rocky working

1144
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 2: out in a barn.

1145
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: You have to be if it would be hard if

1146
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: you were.

1147
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: Chris Rock or someone though, and just go do sets somewhere,

1148
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: like where does that guy practice where.

1149
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah he has to do like secret drop ins at

1150
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: the cellar. Yeah, you know, I guess, yeah, But I

1151
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: also think that at that at a certain point, you

1152
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: know how it goes, you know what I mean. So

1153
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: it's like I think, yeah, I don't know. There's also

1154
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: some people who have like ultra constant confidence that is

1155
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: baffling to me.

1156
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know that I've seen anyone that

1157
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 2: is above needing to practice. Everyone loses that would stand up.

1158
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1159
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 2: That's why I like it so much. It's so damn hard.

1160
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: It's really hard, and when like, I would love to

1161
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: do it again just because I would love to get

1162
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: good again. Would be an amazing love for you to

1163
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: do it again.

1164
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 2: We've been told about your visitation. Wait, what's that Someone

1165
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 2: opened the door right, yes, oh yes.

1166
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 1: Melissa just Losa just dropped up. Okay, But she this

1167
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: is the thing that breaks my heart about Blossom because

1168
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: she is a Oh she smells so good. She smells

1169
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: so good because she is you know, adopted or whatever,

1170
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: and she would at a foster home before she was here.

1171
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: Every time she leaves this house, she thinks she's being

1172
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: brought somewhere else, or given away like it kills me,

1173
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: or at least at least that's what I imagine. So I'm

1174
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: always like, as Melissa was taking her away to take

1175
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: her to the to the groomers, I grabbed her head

1176
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: and went, you live here and you're coming back.

1177
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 2: Yes, understood.

1178
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: Also she's like, she gets greasy because it's just the

1179
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: weird her weird wire hair terrier. Yeah, yeah, it gets Greek,

1180
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: real greasy. So now she's soft like a little sky.

1181
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's those greasy short hairs that though are the

1182
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: dogs still pet the shit.

1183
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: Out of them?

1184
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 2: But then I have to hold my hands like a

1185
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 2: surgeon who just washed and and and rub my hand.

1186
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: I'm very allergic to short haired dogs. I wish I wasn't,

1187
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 2: but I'm.

1188
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: Not allergic to the lizards. I wonder if he'll come back.

1189
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 2: I wonder if he'll ever come back.

1190
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: What if he comes back wearing a little dog hair coat?

1191
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: Would that? What would you do.

1192
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 2: That I've been on vacation. I bought this dog hair coat.

1193
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 2: I do want him to come back, but I don't

1194
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 2: know there was nothing wrong with him living here, And

1195
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: feel bad I opened the door and kicked him out.

1196
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: Well, I think he needs to be outside. That's where

1197
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: his friends are, that's where his food is.

1198
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 2: I mean I got bugs in here, do you?

1199
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1200
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 2: Oh, man place, he's riddled with all kinds of bugs.

1201
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you this earlier when we were

1202
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: talking about creepy stuff. So my sister taught me not

1203
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: to talk about my sister all the time.

1204
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: She's pretty talking about my sister.

1205
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: We've got our sisters. We love our sisters. It's sister time. Yes, well,

1206
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: sister chat my sister. When she buys strawberries from the

1207
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: grocery store, she soaks them in water for like an

1208
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: hour before she rinses them and puts them in the refrigerator.

1209
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: And she does this because she saw a video on

1210
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: TikTok where you do it. And sometimes there's a little,

1211
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: tiny tiny worms in the strawberries and they come out

1212
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: in the water and then you can rinse everything off

1213
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: and you don't have those little man.

1214
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 2: I mean, if we all worried about the tiny tiny bugs,

1215
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 2: I mean, if you put scratch your face and put

1216
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: your fingernails under a microscope, there will be just a

1217
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 2: thousand sand crabs. Yeah, you know, there's all I'm just

1218
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and keep eating tiny worms.

1219
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: Well, no, your system is made for you to eat

1220
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: tiny worms. That's like, it's how we are as people.

1221
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So I got some strawberries. So

1222
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to be like my sister

1223
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: and soak these. And I soaked them and then rinsed

1224
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: them and then left them on the counter. And then

1225
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: they got moldy in like two days because there was

1226
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: too much water on them. Yes, I can't handle anything.

1227
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: And then I went to clean the kitchen counter the

1228
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: next morning and there was a puddle of water and

1229
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: when I walked over to it, I'll send you this video.

1230
01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: There was little black worms like swim back and forth kidding.

1231
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh swear to god.

1232
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: Okay, you sold me on getting out of my lifestyle

1233
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 2: of tiny worm eating.

1234
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

1235
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1236
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: What because they were they got to basically spend a

1237
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: little time. I'll send you this video.

1238
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 2: Wait, do you think the worms are just hanging out

1239
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 2: on the surface or are they emerging from within the strawberry?

1240
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: Because that I can't handle a surface. Okay, Well, I

1241
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: was about to blame strawberries and fruit in general. I

1242
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 2: will get scurvy if it means I can avoid. I

1243
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: don't know what scurvy is, but I don't want to

1244
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 2: eat any more worms.

1245
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: No, no, well you don't know when you're eating the worms.

1246
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: But this felt very It was almost like next level

1247
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: of like I don't want to be involved in anything

1248
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: that ends up in this. Wait, let me just super

1249
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: quick send you this video, okay? Or do you not

1250
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: want to see it? As it too creepy?

1251
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 2: Uh no, I would look, it's Halloween. Send me the

1252
01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:00,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you my new friend extracting a

1253
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: attic nerve.

1254
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just a nine second video. I'm sending you shocking.

1255
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 2: Okay, it's coming. I'm watching. Okay, are you fucking kidding me?

1256
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: See how big is this puddle? Tiny? At the end?

1257
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 2: I tip, Oh, those are just on strawberries. Yeah, organic strawberries,

1258
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: I presume, yes, organic. Oh god, it's like an advertisement

1259
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 2: for pesticides. And now I'm gonna a chemical aisle only.

1260
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, when you can't believe that the

1261
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: reason they were on the counter like that, they look

1262
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,439
Speaker 1: like little eetles. I know, but that's the soaking gets

1263
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: them out. That's why they were on the counter because

1264
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 1: because I got rid of them. I'm sold.

1265
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna soak strawberries right before I put them

1266
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 2: in my face. Wow, that is actually a horrifying video

1267
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 2: you've sent me because it's not Sorry, that's small of

1268
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 2: a puddle. You you zoom out and in the background I

1269
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 2: can see that they're actually, you know, very noticeable, mid size.

1270
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: I just walked up and that was what was happening

1271
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: on my counter, and then I was like, well, I

1272
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: need to capture this in some way because that's not good.

1273
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 1: That's absolutely I just sent you a follow up picture

1274
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: to kind of cleanse your.

1275
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 2: Okay, is it going to be of a puppy?

1276
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: How did I guess it? Oh my god, I zoomed

1277
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: in and the dog has worms. No, it shouldn't have

1278
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: been a photo of it. Inner ear.

1279
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's a that's a clean, groomed, healthy little dog.

1280
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: They always put like a little scarf on the dog

1281
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 1: once she's clean, which is very cute. Yeah, but I

1282
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: have to take them off because I think it's so you.

1283
01:05:53,240 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 2: Know, people that think your dog's a train robber. Okay,

1284
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. I'm going to start my taxes.

1285
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,959
Speaker 2: I'm going to open up my receipts, and I'm going.

1286
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: To remember, Yeah, it's not about perfection, It's just about

1287
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: eventually getting it done and how fun it'll feel once

1288
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: you're done.

1289
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to let you the music. I'll periodically

1290
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 2: get up and dance to the music I'll be playing.

1291
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: There you go.

1292
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 2: Now, I'm going to turn this into a tax form

1293
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 2: dance party.

1294
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: Also, highlight a line and then try to write a

1295
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: joke about what's in the line, so you're like gasoline

1296
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: fifty eight dollars and then it's like, guys, have you

1297
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: noticed gas prices? Oh?

1298
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 2: You know what, that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that can be your second task.

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Speaker 2: Because I do some tax jokes. Yes, wouldn't it be

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Speaker 2: nice if I had one for each category of deduction?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's time for a tax chunk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and just do a whole set and start doing

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Speaker 2: private corporates for accountants.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they will fucking love it.

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Speaker 2: All, doing cruise ships. I'll be doing seminars in Vegas. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it sounds awful.

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Speaker 1: Guys, do you ever try to write off makeup and

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Speaker 1: then remember you don't wear makeup? And then you just

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Speaker 1: hold the mic out to the audience as they fucking

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Speaker 1: go insane, screaming, laughing. This one knows what I'm talking about. Hey,

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Speaker 1: plane face, Hey hey, do you have the flu? Or

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Speaker 1: are you just not wearing the makeup that you wrote off?

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Speaker 1: None of this is making sense right now, but this

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Speaker 1: is just a placeholder for what you're going to do.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to to hear jokes from our new accounting

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Speaker 2: sets without you have to actually be there.

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Speaker 1: But they need to be Yeah, we need an audience.

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Speaker 1: We need to know I'm not going to do the

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Speaker 1: makeup bit. But that's basically what you're looking at is

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Speaker 1: kind of like a weird little record of your life

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Speaker 1: where you can literally go through and remember that day

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Speaker 1: I bought that thing. Oh, that was that day, here's

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Speaker 1: the bit, where's the bit out of that day? I'm

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Speaker 1: not kidding.

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Speaker 2: It is like going on a little, uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: memory lane of the past year. I remember that sandwich, right, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I remember those shorts that didn't fit. I sent those

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Speaker 2: back and you're going to deduct them.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever eat a Portobello sandwich? So big your

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Speaker 1: shorts don't fit? Zoom Like Truly, these taxes write themselves.

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Speaker 1: It's so stupid. We're way over we did our we did.

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Speaker 2: We did, we did our illegal obligation and we had

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Speaker 2: fun solo episodes and the fun doing it.

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Speaker 1: They're breezy. I feel like we just had a party,

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Speaker 1: easy and breezy.

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Speaker 2: Well, good to see you again, friend, I'll see you

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Speaker 2: again soon.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful you been listening? Do you need a ride? D

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Speaker 1: y n hey or.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Analie Nelson.

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Speaker 2: Mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen koberret.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d.

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Speaker 2: Y n Ar Podcast. For more information, go to Exactlyrightmedia

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you well, You're welcome, Hong Kong