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Speaker 1: Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't have anywhere. I never did either, never.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?

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Speaker 1: Do you normally say like, Merry Christmas or happy Holidays

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Speaker 1: from our family yours?

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Speaker 3: You know it's an update on everyone in the face.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures

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Speaker 2: of the year, and that's all you said.

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Speaker 1: Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because

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Speaker 1: now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: writing in your Christmas cards is ho ho ho. No,

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Speaker 1: we're late.

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Speaker 3: Now we gotta do w C II.

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Speaker 1: Which clip is it to viral down byes from the internet,

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Speaker 1: nor enough time to play one of them. Let's get

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Speaker 1: right into your choices with option one. That's a forty

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Speaker 1: second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,

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Speaker 1: and it has been denied so many times. It is

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Speaker 1: now somefing from low self esteem and mild depression. I

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Speaker 1: used to be able to guilt you guys into picking clips,

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Speaker 1: and I'm hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down

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Speaker 1: in your dark hearts, you will vote for this parody

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Speaker 1: song by a female real estate agent desperate to sell

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Speaker 1: a sweet little house?

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Speaker 2: Are on interest is really reflective of the real estate

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Speaker 2: market right now?

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Speaker 4: Or new on option too?

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Speaker 1: A fifteen second clip of a selfish toddler who nine

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Speaker 1: percent of the time only thinks about herself except this once,

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Speaker 1: when she tries to calm down her crying baby sister

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Speaker 1: by singing to her. But her song choice is a

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Speaker 1: little unorthodized. It sounds like I personally would still.

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Speaker 3: Go with number one. But what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: Reel to song afies or offensive lullabies?

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Speaker 2: Offensive lullabies done? Offensive lullabies?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, real estate agent, let's hear the sound

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Speaker 4: of a selfish toddler trying to calm down her crying

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Speaker 4: baby sister with a strange song choice.

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Speaker 3: It's a real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy that.

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Speaker 3: Was Which clip is it? Now?

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the shock collar question of the day

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Speaker 1: with the man who rocks us every single morning? Okay,

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Speaker 1: with Trivia Digital Shake.

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Speaker 3: Have any of you in this room ever wondered what

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Speaker 3: Christmas was like for our own Alexis Fuller when she

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Speaker 3: was a child.

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Speaker 1: Every day I think about that.

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Speaker 2: You mean like ten years ago.

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Speaker 3: Well, it turns out it was more magical than you

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Speaker 3: might think. Every year her family had a Disney theme

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Speaker 3: Christmas tree with a small Barbie themed tree in Alexis's room.

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Speaker 5: You got your own tree that They left milk and

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Speaker 5: cookies out for Santa, and they threw baby carrots out

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Speaker 5: in the yard for Rudolph and the reindeer, but they

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Speaker 5: could come in the grass.

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Speaker 3: But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking

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Speaker 3: her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.

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Speaker 3: Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment.

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Speaker 2: They knew from a young age what you're driving habits

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Speaker 2: would be.

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Speaker 1: Like protect again.

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Speaker 3: She was angry, and she cried, and she dreamed of

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Speaker 3: writing on her two wheeled Pegasus to the local discount

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Speaker 3: canning salon, but it never happened. So, even though this

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Speaker 3: may be difficult to swallow, today, we're gonna bring Alexis

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Speaker 3: back to her childhood and give her trivia questions all

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Speaker 3: about Christmas in a special holiday edition of three and

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Speaker 3: a half Seconds with Alexis Brought Carrots Bok Europe. First,

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Speaker 3: your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen hundreds

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Speaker 3: bet on her or against her?

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Speaker 2: Oh dang. I mean the muppets have done enough in

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Speaker 2: the movie section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds

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Speaker 2: Christmas carols, you know, like the Charles Dick and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm not relying on her reading them, but I

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Speaker 2: think that they've been turned into enough films that she's

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Speaker 2: gonna know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line

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Speaker 3: from the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the

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Speaker 3: stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes

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Speaker 3: that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were

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Speaker 3: nestled all snug in their beds while visions of blank

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Speaker 3: danced in their heads. I know, visions of Uh, it's

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Speaker 3: like sugar plums dance in their ass.

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Speaker 1: Is like sugar plums.

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Speaker 3: I'll take sugar plums, which is I'm glad you didn't

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Speaker 3: say sugar daddy. Something different. Sugar plums. You nailed that.

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Speaker 3: And brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They

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Speaker 3: are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category is the

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Speaker 3: same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem. Really, how good? I

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Speaker 3: just did?

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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 3: You gotta go with her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,

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Speaker 1: Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.

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Speaker 1: She had the book in one hand, a fifth of

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Speaker 1: vodka in the I had to finish the whole thing

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Speaker 1: by the end of the poem. So I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: she gets this next one right.

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Speaker 3: To Jeff betting on, Alexis, finish this line. When out

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Speaker 3: on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang

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Speaker 3: from the bed to see what was the matter. Away

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Speaker 3: to the window. I flew like a flash, tore open

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Speaker 3: the shutters and oh no, I tore open the shutters

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Speaker 3: and there was reindeer stas. I am going to give

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Speaker 3: you a point for rhyming, and I'm going to take

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Speaker 3: it away for you being in correct. We're looking for

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Speaker 3: tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. You

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Speaker 3: never know when you need to study eighteen hundred windows.

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Speaker 3: So Jeff, you bet on her getting shot? Jose will

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Speaker 3: you join Jeff, I don't know. We'll see your category

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Speaker 3: is still the same famous Christmas poem. Who would have guessed?

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Speaker 3: He said, it's so hard to judge. She's got one

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Speaker 3: to tell you.

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Speaker 2: I actually know this poem by heart. It gets more complicated,

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Speaker 2: it gets harder. It's gonna get into some serious eighteen lingo.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I do not think he's gonna get

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say that.

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Speaker 3: Betting against Alexis finished the line more rapid than eagles.

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Speaker 3: His coursers. They came poem, and he whistled and shouted

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Speaker 3: and called them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now

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Speaker 3: prancer and vixen on comment on Cupid, on on Connor

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Speaker 3: on Cupid, just you sound like you were hitting the head.

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Speaker 3: We got Connor, trap boy, reindeer. I got it, and

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Speaker 3: he said Connor and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor

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Speaker 3: not a reindeer. I was looking for Donner and Blitzen.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't even accept the original German dunder and Blixen Connor,

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Speaker 3: Vincent's not gonna count Jose. You bet against her. He's

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Speaker 3: a great guest, and you're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.

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Speaker 3: And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis and.

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Speaker 2: Alexis, can we have a new holiday song about Connor?

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Speaker 2: The radio?

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get shot? And somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 1: Blue Christmas by Elvis.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hell Blue, We're out. I wanted to ask, I

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Speaker 3: had shot.

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Speaker 1: Collar question of the day. We're moving on and getting

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Speaker 1: into your phone tap in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,