WEBVTT - Wedding And A Funeral - 12.17.24

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us today, nephew? A wedding and

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<v Speaker 1>a funeral too much? A wedding and a trying trying

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<v Speaker 1>me today with again they trying? Who try one more turn?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? A wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>But I like the way he he had to call

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<v Speaker 3>he got because he didn't have win all in the

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<v Speaker 3>back of his throat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll play it, man, let's go care I'm not gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it again.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello is Ryan?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is Josh.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh over at the I want to be officials at

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<v Speaker 2>the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to thank y'all for that too. Man, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good here. Well, we definitely hope to make you a

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<v Speaker 2>member here sooner or later, since you guys are getting married.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as

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<v Speaker 4>soon as I tweak at the mood at around a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's

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<v Speaker 2>come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan

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<v Speaker 2>down here with your phone number as well as you

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<v Speaker 2>as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,

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<v Speaker 2>but we didn't want to call her with if we

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to just reach out and talk to you and

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<v Speaker 2>see if it just make you aware of what was

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<v Speaker 2>going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a

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<v Speaker 2>mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 2>know since the old of make she passed away a

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<v Speaker 2>week ago and you're not you're not a member of

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<v Speaker 2>the church, so you wouldn't know her. But she's one

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<v Speaker 2>of the one of the oldest members here at the church.

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<v Speaker 2>The olda may passed away. And what's going on? Is

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<v Speaker 2>you all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but

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<v Speaker 2>the actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, uh began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, we we we already got this thing in motion.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't stand down. They have me had two hundred invitations. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, blessed.

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<v Speaker 2>Us so old man, and and I understand that, but

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<v Speaker 2>but but I mean, you know, she's there's no way

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<v Speaker 2>we could have moved it around. Now. The biggest problem

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<v Speaker 2>the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. So what I want what I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>make you aware of, and I don't want you to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you why, just but the actual casket will be

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<v Speaker 2>in the Saints Aire, but we will have it.

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<v Speaker 4>Come hold on, man, are you serious? I look at him. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all'll need to move this round. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship Paul in the

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<v Speaker 4>back or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket

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<v Speaker 2>in it if we didn't put it there, is in

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<v Speaker 2>the actual room that you'll you'll as soon to be

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<v Speaker 2>wife would be changing in. That's the only place you maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Mile my wife answer could have changed no room when

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<v Speaker 4>it was dead body. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what I understood that. That's the first

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<v Speaker 2>thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just

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<v Speaker 2>put the cask and the way it goes for the funeral,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna cover it up and see basically you

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<v Speaker 2>actually did.

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<v Speaker 4>In Wow, I can't even believe you call me what

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<v Speaker 4>this man look at and excuse my french man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I know I need to get back into church, I

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<v Speaker 4>really do. But right now, Doug, this ain't going down

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<v Speaker 4>like this man. Now, we didn't already paid the money.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all. First of all, you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>even feel like she may to pay, you know, to

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<v Speaker 4>to hold no wedding over and hunt her to where

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<v Speaker 4>she pay times at. That's that's the first thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't like that from the jumping, But I went

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<v Speaker 4>ahead and when win it because she want her pastor

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<v Speaker 4>to marry us. And now you got the nerve to

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<v Speaker 4>tell me that's how we arrange something. That funeral goal

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<v Speaker 4>happened the same day as my wedding and my wife

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<v Speaker 4>got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put that in the right there in front

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<v Speaker 2>of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now, what

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting out of is you're getting more flowers because

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<v Speaker 2>there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just wanted you to be aware it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be more people than you think because some of

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<v Speaker 2>the people that's gonna be at their wedding it's really

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<v Speaker 2>for the funeral.

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<v Speaker 4>A hold on, man, are you serious right now? I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>look a head, doctor. I then paid for the wedding

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<v Speaker 4>that happen at this church, man, okay, And no disrespect

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<v Speaker 4>to the lady that is past, called blessed her family.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't planning to not putting no dead body having

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<v Speaker 4>no funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna come down their church too, sir. She's a

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<v Speaker 2>member of the church too.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give it not being no member of the church. Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I done paid for this wedd and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>you go fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>What this is? Ryan's right? I mean, no disrespect, but

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<v Speaker 2>the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what is the town the troublem me is?

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<v Speaker 4>YO calls me with this man today before my wedding,

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<v Speaker 4>and we didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta

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<v Speaker 4>fill twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay,

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<v Speaker 4>and I just gonna tell me that we got to

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<v Speaker 4>show I will win with a funeral. But the hell

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<v Speaker 4>is one with you, man.

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<v Speaker 2>But then something, do you want to have your wedding

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<v Speaker 2>at this church?

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<v Speaker 4>I paid for what you mean wrong, I'm having a

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<v Speaker 4>widd okay, I tell you what. Lift the body bup

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<v Speaker 4>in the mart and I rode in the right up

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<v Speaker 4>of the street planning. Y'all just stay out there in

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<v Speaker 4>the front and and and throw flowers while throwing rice.

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<v Speaker 4>But we're gonna have a wedding. It's out the same

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<v Speaker 4>here tomorrow. I promise you that, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I cannot assure you that it won't be

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<v Speaker 2>I have no other place to put the body.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well I'll bet y'all find somewhere to put it.

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<v Speaker 4>If I get that a mark, it's a body in there.

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<v Speaker 4>There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there. I

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<v Speaker 4>am you got two choices to move their funeral or

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<v Speaker 4>to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of hour

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<v Speaker 4>to spend those only two choices. I want to hear

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<v Speaker 4>about it. Meet me at the front door to night

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<v Speaker 4>with a thirty thousand dollars that she'll check. We said

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<v Speaker 4>to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You

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<v Speaker 4>hurt me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,

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<v Speaker 4>no joke. What's wrong with chiall? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>You can do something else, man, I understand that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to know from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding

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<v Speaker 4>at this church tomorrow without saying dead about it. That's

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<v Speaker 4>all I'm saying. To push it to the band.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, there's there's one more bit of an issue that

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<v Speaker 2>I need to tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, What can be worse than a dead body? What

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<v Speaker 4>issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>The issue is here that is worse than the dead

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<v Speaker 2>body is. This is nephew Tim and from the Steve

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<v Speaker 2>Harby morning. Shure your best man, Jeff got me the

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<v Speaker 2>prank phone. Call you.

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<v Speaker 4>What you know what it?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>The best man about to get the best bop what

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<v Speaker 4>he can possibly get, man and playing then God leaves

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<v Speaker 4>that day. Just uh get the best beat down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you, hey, one more question. What's the baddest

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<v Speaker 2>radio show in the land, right Steve.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Morning show? Baby is in the funeral?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wasn't my fan fault? Where about it? Hold up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold up, y'all, I don't I don't understand. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>the thing was praising the rage.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's coming up up the strawberry left. You're supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be questionhiping my prank right now? Okay, that's all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, come on, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Need some claps, I need some hugs. Come on, that's

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<v Speaker 3>a home wrong. We're gonna have this wedd it does

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<v Speaker 3>you can have this wedding right here? With his body here?

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<v Speaker 3>I took a cleanse. I just it's over sharing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, good, no tell us about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all right, there you have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Get ready to My next stop is a December twenty

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<v Speaker 2>All right, if you, well, thank you,