Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us today, nephew? A wedding and
Speaker 1: a funeral too much? A wedding and a trying trying
Speaker 1: me today with again they trying? Who try one more turn?
Speaker 2: Hey? A wedding.
Speaker 3: But I like the way he he had to call
Speaker 3: he got because he didn't have win all in the
Speaker 3: back of his throat.
Speaker 2: I'll play it, man, let's go care I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Say it again.
Speaker 4: Hello is Ryan?
Speaker 2: All right? I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is Josh.
Speaker 2: Josh over at the I want to be officials at
Speaker 2: the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I want to thank y'all for that too. Man, Well,
Speaker 4: we'll appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Good here. Well, we definitely hope to make you a
Speaker 2: member here sooner or later, since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 4: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
Speaker 4: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
Speaker 4: soon as I tweak at the mood at around a
Speaker 4: little bit I'll be there.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
Speaker 2: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
Speaker 2: definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
Speaker 2: down here with your phone number as well as you
Speaker 2: as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
Speaker 2: but we didn't want to call her with if we
Speaker 2: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
Speaker 2: see if it just make you aware of what was
Speaker 2: going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a
Speaker 2: mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you
Speaker 2: know since the old of make she passed away a
Speaker 2: week ago and you're not you're not a member of
Speaker 2: the church, so you wouldn't know her. But she's one
Speaker 2: of the one of the oldest members here at the church.
Speaker 2: The olda may passed away. And what's going on? Is
Speaker 2: you all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but
Speaker 2: the actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church.
Speaker 4: Okay, uh began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh.
Speaker 4: Hey man, we we we already got this thing in motion.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: We didn't stand down. They have me had two hundred invitations. Man,
Speaker 4: I mean, blessed.
Speaker 2: Us so old man, and and I understand that, but
Speaker 2: but but I mean, you know, she's there's no way
Speaker 2: we could have moved it around. Now. The biggest problem
Speaker 2: the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in
Speaker 2: the morning. So what I want what I wanted to
Speaker 2: make you aware of, and I don't want you to
Speaker 2: tell you why, just but the actual casket will be
Speaker 2: in the Saints Aire, but we will have it.
Speaker 4: Come hold on, man, are you serious? I look at him. Hey,
Speaker 4: y'all'll need to move this round. I don't know what
Speaker 4: y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship Paul in the
Speaker 4: back or something like that.
Speaker 2: Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket
Speaker 2: in it if we didn't put it there, is in
Speaker 2: the actual room that you'll you'll as soon to be
Speaker 2: wife would be changing in. That's the only place you maybe.
Speaker 4: Mile my wife answer could have changed no room when
Speaker 4: it was dead body. Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: And you know what I understood that. That's the first
Speaker 2: thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
Speaker 2: put the cask and the way it goes for the funeral,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna cover it up and see basically you
Speaker 2: actually did.
Speaker 4: In Wow, I can't even believe you call me what
Speaker 4: this man look at and excuse my french man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know I need to get back into church, I
Speaker 4: really do. But right now, Doug, this ain't going down
Speaker 4: like this man. Now, we didn't already paid the money.
Speaker 4: First of all. First of all, you know, I don't
Speaker 4: even feel like she may to pay, you know, to
Speaker 4: to hold no wedding over and hunt her to where
Speaker 4: she pay times at. That's that's the first thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I ain't like that from the jumping, But I went
Speaker 4: ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
Speaker 4: to marry us. And now you got the nerve to
Speaker 4: tell me that's how we arrange something. That funeral goal
Speaker 4: happened the same day as my wedding and my wife
Speaker 4: got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like
Speaker 2: I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that in the right there in front
Speaker 2: of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now, what
Speaker 2: you're getting out of is you're getting more flowers because
Speaker 2: there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking
Speaker 2: that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
Speaker 2: But I just wanted you to be aware it's probably
Speaker 2: gonna be more people than you think because some of
Speaker 2: the people that's gonna be at their wedding it's really
Speaker 2: for the funeral.
Speaker 4: A hold on, man, are you serious right now? I mean,
Speaker 4: look a head, doctor. I then paid for the wedding
Speaker 4: that happen at this church, man, okay, And no disrespect
Speaker 4: to the lady that is past, called blessed her family.
Speaker 4: I ain't planning to not putting no dead body having
Speaker 4: no funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come down their church too, sir. She's a
Speaker 2: member of the church too.
Speaker 4: I don't give it not being no member of the church. Man.
Speaker 4: I done paid for this wedd and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
Speaker 4: you go fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 2: What this is? Ryan's right? I mean, no disrespect, but
Speaker 2: the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
Speaker 4: I mean, what is the town the troublem me is?
Speaker 4: YO calls me with this man today before my wedding,
Speaker 4: and we didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta
Speaker 4: fill twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay,
Speaker 4: and I just gonna tell me that we got to
Speaker 4: show I will win with a funeral. But the hell
Speaker 4: is one with you, man.
Speaker 2: But then something, do you want to have your wedding
Speaker 2: at this church?
Speaker 4: I paid for what you mean wrong, I'm having a
Speaker 4: widd okay, I tell you what. Lift the body bup
Speaker 4: in the mart and I rode in the right up
Speaker 4: of the street planning. Y'all just stay out there in
Speaker 4: the front and and and throw flowers while throwing rice.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna have a wedding. It's out the same
Speaker 4: here tomorrow. I promise you that, sir.
Speaker 2: I can't. I cannot assure you that it won't be
Speaker 2: I have no other place to put the body.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I'll bet y'all find somewhere to put it.
Speaker 4: If I get that a mark, it's a body in there.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there. I
Speaker 4: am you got two choices to move their funeral or
Speaker 4: to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of hour
Speaker 4: to spend those only two choices. I want to hear
Speaker 4: about it. Meet me at the front door to night
Speaker 4: with a thirty thousand dollars that she'll check. We said
Speaker 4: to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You
Speaker 4: hurt me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,
Speaker 4: no joke. What's wrong with chiall? Man?
Speaker 2: You can do something else, man, I understand that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know from you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
Speaker 4: at this church tomorrow without saying dead about it. That's
Speaker 4: all I'm saying. To push it to the band.
Speaker 2: Man, there's there's one more bit of an issue that
Speaker 2: I need to tell you.
Speaker 4: Also, What can be worse than a dead body? What
Speaker 4: issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?
Speaker 2: The issue is here that is worse than the dead
Speaker 2: body is. This is nephew Tim and from the Steve
Speaker 2: Harby morning. Shure your best man, Jeff got me the
Speaker 2: prank phone. Call you.
Speaker 4: What you know what it?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: The best man about to get the best bop what
Speaker 4: he can possibly get, man and playing then God leaves
Speaker 4: that day. Just uh get the best beat down.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, hey, one more question. What's the baddest
Speaker 2: radio show in the land, right Steve.
Speaker 4: Good Morning show? Baby is in the funeral?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 2: Wait, wasn't my fan fault? Where about it? Hold up?
Speaker 4: Hold up, y'all, I don't I don't understand. I thought
Speaker 4: the thing was praising the rage.
Speaker 3: That's that's coming up up the strawberry left. You're supposed
Speaker 3: to be questionhiping my prank right now? Okay, that's all right?
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, I.
Speaker 3: Need some claps, I need some hugs. Come on, that's
Speaker 3: a home wrong. We're gonna have this wedd it does
Speaker 3: you can have this wedding right here? With his body here?
Speaker 3: I took a cleanse. I just it's over sharing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, good, no tell us about it?
Speaker 2: Oh all right, there you have it.
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